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[UPBEAT MUSIC]

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VOICEMAIL: The person
you are trying to reach--

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SAM: Sam.

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[COUGH]
Sam.

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VOICEMAIL:--is
currently unavailable.

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Please leave your
message after the beep.

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[BEEP]
(OFF) MEG: Hey, Sam.

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It's your mom.

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Psych!

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It's your therapist.

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Don't get your hopes up.

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I have to push our session.

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I had some last minute shopping.

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You're probably at your
little theater, so--

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I don't know-- write some
more plays or something.

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Bye-bye.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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SHELDON: Enter.

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Come on in, Sam.

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Sit down.

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Well, I bet you're wondering,
oh, what's going on?

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Yes, yes.

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See,
that's theater--

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palpable tension.

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Um, are you
still doing my play?

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Because I love writing plays
and being around actors.

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[LAUGHS]

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Of course,
rain's coming in.

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Yes.

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Here's the new draft.

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Ah, great.

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Well, you sure do love
Southerners, don't you?

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They kind of
shoot from the hip in a way

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that I respond to,
and in a way I kind

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of wish I was more like that.

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Greggy Thompson
was slated to direct.

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The
great Greggy, yeah.

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Was?

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But
we have decided

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that we want you, the scribe.

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To direct?
No.

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Yes.

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Oh, no.

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I'm not someone
who could do that.

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I think that there's got
to be someone better.

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I'm trying to think.

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Um, Darlene O'Donnell?

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She could be good.

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She's
got a gig off-Broadway.

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Oh, April
Slattery is really talented.

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Had
a baby a week ago.

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Sheldon, I'm
beginning to feel like I

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wasn't your first choice here.

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[LAUGHS]

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[AWKWARD CHUCKLING]

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Where's Greggy?

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Greggy Schmeggy.

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Just say yes!

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It'll be magic to
have our first female

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kick off our 29th season.

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I mean, you can, you
know, recast all--

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all ladies if you want.

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Whatever.

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Well,
that wouldn't work

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because it's a family drama.

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Oh, yes!

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Yeah.

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Of course, your
rate would double.

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I accept.

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Hallelujah.

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That's great.
(ON) SAM: I accept.

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OK.

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You got to be confident.

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Because these actors are hyenas.

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And if you falter
in front of them,

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it'll be your blood
dripping off their face fur.

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OK, well, then I'll--

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I'll become a lion.

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I'll be like a mama lioness.

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A
pack of hyenas can

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easily tear apart a lioness.

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But it's a good general
mindset to start out with.

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Mama lion!

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Rawr, rawr!
(ON) SHELDON: Oh, boy.

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I'm a lion.
Rawr, rawr!

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Yes.

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This one.

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That's me.

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That's me, sir.

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That's me.

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You
work at that theater?

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Yes, I do.

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I'm a director.

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No shit?

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Actor.

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[LAUGHS]

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Hey, maybe you
could get me a job.

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You're right.

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Maybe I could.

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Well, I
know where you live.

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And I know your name.

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I do not know how
to contact you.

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And my driver
information does not

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have any contact info for me.

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So we may have to exchange--

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I'm sure we'll
bump into each other

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again because I'm
constantly taking Zooms.

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This is
where you live, right?

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Yeah, I
kind of usually--

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we actually overshot it.
(ON) DRIVER: Oh.

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I can take you right back there.

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No, this is good.

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I'll get out here.

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Thank you.

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Good
old brick and stucco.

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[LAUGHS]

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I know where you live.

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Yeah, I put my
neighbors coordinates.

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Coordinates?
You live next door?

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Yeah, I
live in the area.

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This one's just--
either are fine.

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Bye!

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Back to my place!

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Guys, places, please.

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Places.

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All right, you in the
back, can you sit down?

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{\an8}Yes.

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{\an8}When the hand goes up,
whoop, everyone quiet.

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I'm your director.

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I'm a director.

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I don't know how to describe
it except it's like I just

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suddenly feel like I exist.

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You got a gig.

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Yes.

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I'm happy.

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How do you know?

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Could I
be tricking myself?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh.

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Do you hate yourself?

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I mean,
sometimes I'm just like,

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other people are better
than you, and you suck.

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Yeah.

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But hate?

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I'm going to
put you down for yes.

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OK.

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But, you know,
therapy is crucial for you.

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With your aloof parents, and
your loner mentality, and your

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deep insecurities, you need it.

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In other news-- and
yes, I too bear news--

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I'm changing my billing
system to the Square.

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And I don't want
you to be startled

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at the end of our session,
so I'm letting you know now.

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OK.

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So you can
emotionally prepare.

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[PHONE VIBRATES]

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Oh.

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Oh, it's from my theater.

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It's a community meeting.

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Damn, it's so soon.

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I don't have on good makeup.

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I just don't want to look mousy.

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This is a big opportunity.

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Oh, I have
a cosmetology license.

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You do?

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I could
do your makeup.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Mama lion.

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[APPLAUSE]

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What?

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Gerald, come on.

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Give me my light, will you?

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Gerald, what are you doing?

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Cut it out!

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That
is the best bit.

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Come on.

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I sign your checks, Gerald!

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[LAUGHS]

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Ahem.

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Thespians, ushers,
box office personnel,

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costume designers,
stage managers, and yes,

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even techies--

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Fucking dick.

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Stupid bitch.

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It has
come to my attention

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that our beloved
director, Greggy Thompson,

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had non-traditional
relationships with cast members

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in every play he directed.

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Greggy is stepping down.

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What?

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OK.

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Now I'm going to announce
Greggy's replacement.

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She is a female, which
is just the medicine

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we need right now--

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Sam Clifford!

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[APPLAUSE]

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Oh, whoa.

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Oh, no.

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Gerald, where's my
spotlight action?

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Let's dance, baby.

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Ah, ah!

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Come on.

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OK.

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We'll do it some other time.

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I am Sam Clifford.

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Hi, friends.

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I know the mood is a
little iffy right now,

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but I just want you to know
from the bottom of my heart,

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I believe victims.

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And that's what you are.

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Sorry if I look crazy.

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My therapist did my makeup.

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Thank you very much.

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I sound like Elvis.

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Ah, getting in my head.

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Thanks, guys.

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I'm going to be a mama lion.

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I'm going to protect you.
Rawr!

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OK.

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We'll see you soon.

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Holy shit.

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Hey, Sam.

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Wait up.

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Whoa, Greggy.

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That was a
great speech back there.

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Oh, thank you.
That means a lot.

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Yeah, I just kind of had
to make it up on the spot,

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but I was happy with it.
(ON) GREGGY: Hey, listen.

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Walk and talk with
me for a second.

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I keep my car parked down
here so she don't get dinged.

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I can see you as a director.

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You do?

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Of course.

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You're super duper.

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You are a very
special person, OK?

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You know that.

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Right, kid?

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I think I do, yeah.

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She is my stingray.

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Yeah.

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Look.

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You're going to make theater.

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That's the dream.

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Right?

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I lost my dream because of some
bad judgment or some bad luck.

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Really, some vindictive phonies.

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The point is, I'm here for you.

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Hey, I'm damn good.

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I can teach you to
get standing O's.

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Mm-hmm.

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You know what?

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Thank you, but I kind of
want to find my own way.

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Silly.

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Why don't you grab
a coffee with me?

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I mean, what-- what's the
worst that can happen?

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I got a cool car.

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Why don't you hop in?

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It is so cool.

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God.

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Maybe I could just sit
in it for a second.

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No, I can't do this.

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I got to go.
I got to sleep.

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I got to eat.

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I got a table read
tomorrow, Greggy.

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OK.

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Well, text me.

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All right.

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Bye, Greggy.

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[DRUM BEATING]

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I say we
do another musical, guys.

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Rawr!

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Rawr, rawr, rawr!

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Mama lion reporting
for den duty.

277
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,670
Hey, twin.

278
00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:05,190
Check the lips.

279
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:06,130
Hmm?

280
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:08,560
Marjorie,
that's an exact match.

281
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,430
That's crazy.

282
00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,170
It's not crazy.

283
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,820
It's flattering.

284
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,220
Anyhow, so by now
we've all read the script.

285
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,860
We know it's about a small town.

286
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,450
But what is it really about?

287
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:20,950
It's
about all of us.

288
00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,573
Is it about Detroit?

289
00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:23,740
It's-- it's human.

290
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:24,558
It's universal.

291
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,350
Come on,
the universal Southern

292
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,475
experiences that we were--
that's what we're doing?

293
00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:31,570
Rain's coming in.

294
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:32,420
What is rain?

295
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,220
What is it?

296
00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:34,630
Rain, rain is water.

297
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:35,430
It's viscous.

298
00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:37,010
It's molecular H2O.

299
00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,170
Mm-hmm.
Good.

300
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,330
It cleanses
but also makes mud.

301
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,490
Phones down, OK?

302
00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,340
Let's
open the damn script.

303
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:48,940
Rain's Coming
In, written by Sam Clifford,

304
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,610
directed by Sam Clifford!

305
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,107
[LAUGHS]

306
00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:56,600
That's my girl.

307
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,930
No relation
to me, Sheldon Clifford.

308
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,320
Only met her mom once!

309
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,610
I swear I did nothing.

310
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:03,030
You fucked her mom?

311
00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:04,520
No.
Uh-oh.

312
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,320
No.

313
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,650
No, I did not.

314
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:07,722
Here we go.

315
00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:08,870
Act 1.

316
00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:10,940
Mama Jean's rural home.

317
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,610
Mama Jean enters
in robe smoking.

318
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,650
Opens newspaper, smacks it.

319
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:17,730
Humph!

320
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,740
Thunder, lightning.

321
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,890
Mama looks outside.

322
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,940
Rain's coming in.

323
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,160
It's raining
drops the size of gumballs.

324
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,050
Cooper,
you got a hard heart.

325
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:40,070
It ain't our fault you
drink to get through a day!

326
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:44,860
I'm daddy, but
I'm a dead fucking ghost daddy.

327
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,260
W-- why,
Cooper, you're drunk.

328
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,760
You are too, mama.

329
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,290
So don't you dare!

330
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,365
No,
she ain't, Cooper!

331
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,400
Lillie Mae,
mama's little lapdog!

332
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:08,100
Now, listen, here,
if you love the wild, the wild

333
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,430
love you back, boy.

334
00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,140
Dinner's
ready, potatoes

335
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,030
whipped high like mountains.

336
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:16,540
There's enough food here
to feed a firehouse.

337
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:19,240
Mama, we ought to invite Buck.

338
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,060
Lillie Mae's sweet on him.

339
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,160
Lillie Mae
screams and collapses

340
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,450
in the door, holding Buck.

341
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:30,190
Oh, Buck, the
father of the unborn baby!

342
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:36,640
Oh, God, this is worse
than porridge on ice!

343
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,160
Yes, I'm pregnant, y'all.

344
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:44,300
Lights dim,
rain sound, end of play.

345
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,550
It's really good.

346
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,750
Really sad, right?

347
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,550
Sad story.

348
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:48,883
Yeah, it was great.

349
00:13:48,883 --> 00:13:50,500
I'd just go a little
longer, chica.

350
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,180
No, it was long.

351
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,920
I think like a director.

352
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,490
You
know, I love it.

353
00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:56,680
I'm obsessed with it.

354
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,020
But there are three funerals.

355
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:02,720
There are also 20
monologues back to back.

356
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,710
Imagine-- imagine
fucking but you're

357
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,610
climaxing the entire time.

358
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:11,060
Don't
have to imagine.

359
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,520
Corden,
your ghost character

360
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,030
scared the shit out of me.

361
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:17,528
And I say that as someone
who's been stabbed six times.

362
00:14:17,528 --> 00:14:19,070
By six
different people?

363
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:19,903
Four.

364
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:22,640
Should we focus, or
is this good for camaraderie?

365
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,770
OK,
monstrous read, everybody.

366
00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,750
Just a little over three hours.

367
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,010
Thank you, everyone.

368
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,300
Beautiful work.

369
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:33,500
Email me if you want to
meet for one-on-ones!

370
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,120
Well, that was amazing.
(ON) SHELDON: It--

371
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,558
It was.
It was.

372
00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:37,850
And did you see this?

373
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,790
Glendale Post, "Sam
Clifford to direct.

374
00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:42,770
First-time female
director poised to helm

375
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,070
show at the Regis Theater."

376
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,440
Front page!

377
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,666
Incredible.

378
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,156
Ooh, la la la.

379
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,500
Mm-hmm.

380
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,300
Sam.

381
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,110
Yeah.

382
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,450
Hey.

383
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:59,050
Just looking at this
little write-up that I got.

384
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,380
Oh wow.
Congratulations.

385
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,290
Thank you.

386
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,950
I'm so excited
that you're getting to direct.

387
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,180
I am too.

388
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,722
The whole
time I've worked

389
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:07,910
here, it's always been men.

390
00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:09,650
So just seeing you
walk through that door

391
00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:13,827
today in this new position
was really powerful.

392
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:14,660
Thank you.

393
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,747
I'm inspired.

394
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:16,580
Thank you.

395
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,770
I've been trying
to do a little writing myself.

396
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:19,570
Really?

397
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,070
{\an8}Yeah, but I'm
really visual and abstract.

398
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,740
{\an8}I'm-- I'm scared it
might be my downfall.

399
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,690
Well, if I could
give you some advice, um,

400
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,330
I would say have fun with it.

401
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,770
Because if you're
not, they won't.

402
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:35,250
Well, us two girls, we
got to stick together.

403
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,408
That glass ceiling is no joke.

404
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,450
Yeah, and my
glass ceiling is blocking

405
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,040
me from getting up to yours.

406
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,000
So--

407
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,150
[LAUGHS] That part.

408
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,120
Anyway, I got
to do a little work.

409
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:50,995
All right.

410
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,920
Today, I've
brought in some coaches

411
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,100
from all over Glendale who
are going to help you think

412
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,850
about how to refine your work.

413
00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:13,650
OK?

414
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:18,090
What is acting?

415
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,187
Rudie, where are you from?

416
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,770
Florida.
(ON) TEACHER: OK, Rudie.

417
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,390
I want this to come
out of your dick.

418
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,330
I want you to really
just, like, say it.

419
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,230
OK?

420
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,120
Florida!
(ON) RUDIE: I'm from Florida!

421
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,951
Can we get
another one out of you?

422
00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:30,640
That's my friend.
Let's get the whole shaft.

423
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,260
I'm from Florida!
(ON) TEACHER: More.

424
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,160
Put the balls in.

425
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,368
I'm from Florida!

426
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,600
Yes, yes!

427
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,940
Put your hands--
(ON) CORDEN: From Iowa.

428
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:38,273
I'm from Hollywood!

429
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,540
You put
both titties in there!

430
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,340
You're
fucking seals,

431
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,590
just throwing little anchovies
out for you to catch.

432
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,120
Ar, ar, ar, ar!

433
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,560
Are you saying
that like a good thing or?

434
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,368
No, I'm saying it
like that's what being an actor

435
00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:50,170
is.

436
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,003
Uh-huh.

437
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,950
Acting
is not something I do.

438
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,160
I'm 28.

439
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,800
You can definitely
play older or younger.

440
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,030
How old are you?

441
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:58,830
28.

442
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,060
Yeah.

443
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,435
I
also do training.

444
00:17:03,435 --> 00:17:05,660
I'm a trainer as well.

445
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,775
Down, and back.

446
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,818
You want us all
running at the same time?

447
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:09,619
All
at the same time.

448
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:10,420
Just
do what he says.

449
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,380
Do you know
were Flappers Comedy Club is?

450
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,182
(ON) DAVINA: Yes.

451
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:14,630
I live in
one of the apartments

452
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:15,440
right above that.

453
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,339
Wow.

454
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,214
How did
you get a place there?

455
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:19,700
I do
stand-up comedy.

456
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,500
Wait.

457
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,839
So the rundown is you do
stand-up, personal training,

458
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,040
and acting coaching?
(OFF) TEACHER: Yes.

459
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:25,849
What's
your bread-winner,

460
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:26,891
though, out of the three?

461
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:30,360
I make my most
money working at Squeakers.

462
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,160
Hi.

463
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,510
Say hi.

464
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,340
OK, hi.

465
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,340
Oh my God.

466
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,170
Is World War III coming?

467
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,150
Hi.

468
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,310
See?

469
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,227
So let's try it again.

470
00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:45,185
Thank you.

471
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,240
Because I really felt
like you really meant it.

472
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,380
It's different.
(OFF) DAVINA: I got chills.

473
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,250
There
are differences.

474
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,250
How do you
get out of your own head?

475
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,250
I feel like so often
I'm my greatest block.

476
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,308
I thought you
said, I migrate as block.

477
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,850
That's
what I thought.

478
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,880
SAM: I thought she
said, I migrate as block.

479
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,530
OK,
and what if she did?

480
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,600
What if she did?

481
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,650
Everything is right except
for what you're feeling.

482
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:13,075
Food.

483
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,300
OK?

484
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:23,030
If your character is not
eating, the heart's not beating.

485
00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:26,075
The-- the sound can come
out of your mouth, but--

486
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,950
I didn't
even know you had that.

487
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,325
Brad
Pitt has never

488
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,825
said a line on or off camera
without something in his mouth.

489
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,220
I just got chills.

490
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:40,070
Denzel Washington
would not be Denzel Washington

491
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,520
without a pocketful of peanuts.

492
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,010
Always going.

493
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,047
You can see his mouth going.

494
00:18:45,047 --> 00:18:46,130
Who are you waiting to be?

495
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,540
You have a bathroom in
here on the premises?

496
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,653
Yeah.

497
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:52,478
How far?

498
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,080
SAM: Get out.

499
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,880
We don't know him.

500
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,185
We don't know him.
Come on out.

501
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:57,070
TEACHER: I'm
doing all right.

502
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,180
(OFF) SAM: We don't--

503
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,597
It's
too much fruit.

504
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,780
We were all
shocked you were directing.

505
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,363
It felt
like time, you know?

506
00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:18,670
It felt right.

507
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,500
Huge jump.

508
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:25,320
I wanted to talk about
our vision for Cooper.

509
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,300
Do you see him as gay?
(ON) SAM: Do you him to be?

510
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,140
No.

511
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,400
Well, I'm not mommy.

512
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,930
What's your vision?

513
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,220
Mommy?

514
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,810
It's a funny word.

515
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,880
Mine actually split
when I was six.

516
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,660
A lot of the mama lion
thing you've been doing, um,

517
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:41,800
it's just a lot for me.

518
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,460
I'm so sorry.
(ON) RUDIE: Oh, my God.

519
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,070
I did not know.
(ON) RUDIE: No, stop.

520
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:47,375
I went to a fun boarding
school and got over it fast.

521
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,000
And, you know, I just
kind of realized,

522
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,800
like, why am I
taking it so personal

523
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,390
that my mom abandoned me?

524
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,320
Right.

525
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,210
Yeah, and, Rudie,
I hope you're not

526
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,190
nervous about this production.

527
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,470
I know it's
challenging material,

528
00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:03,220
but you're a super duper actor.

529
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,110
And you're really great.

530
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:06,850
You know that, right?

531
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:09,730
Don't try
that greeky shit with me.

532
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,530
It's not you.

533
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:14,540
Anyway, thanks for
giving me free rein.

534
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,340
Yeah.

535
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,360
You know,
you seem scared.

536
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,420
Sometimes the best thing
you can do is just admit it.

537
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,630
People really respect honesty.

538
00:20:35,273 --> 00:20:36,191
Coffee?

539
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,149
Oh, my god.

540
00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:38,470
Oh, it's too hot.

541
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,500
It's too hot to--

542
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,300
oh.

543
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,500
Bye.

544
00:20:58,635 --> 00:20:59,880
SAM: So notecard 72--

545
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,380
nope 71.

546
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,490
Sorry about that.

547
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,410
So this is Elizabeth Cary.

548
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,420
To anyone who guessed,
that's correct.

549
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,060
Elizabeth Cary, she
penned the first play

550
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,580
written by a woman in 1613.

551
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:14,160
She had 11 kids, and
she still created.

552
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,360
That's grit.

553
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,490
OK, I'm going to hang this.

554
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,680
I'll get one of the
guys to hang it.

555
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,160
We made it through
this many notecards.

556
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,320
Corn on the cob.

557
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320
Nya-nya.

558
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,700
You guys have been amazing to
just stick it out this long.

559
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:33,060
And I want to admit
something to you.

560
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,250
I'm scared right now.

561
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,960
I was scared this
morning getting ready.

562
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,080
I'm scared to lead.

563
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,490
Sometimes it's good to say that.

564
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:45,590
DAVINA: [LAUGHS]

565
00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,540
What?

566
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,700
I'm doing
a panties giveaway.

567
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,780
My panties, I wear them.

568
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,490
And then I give them away.
(ON) SAM: Pantie?

569
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:54,115
It's
like a sponsor thing.

570
00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:57,540
There's some shit on them,
so they sell for more.

571
00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,566
Not my shit.

572
00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:01,442
[BEEP]

573
00:22:01,442 --> 00:22:03,030
My love?
(ON) SAM: Yeah.

574
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,610
My kid sister,
I mentioned her to you, right?

575
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:06,810
She's a single mom?

576
00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:08,920
Yeah, she's having
some child care issue.

577
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,940
Oh, no.

578
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:10,773
Yeah.

579
00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:13,230
So I told her I'd
watch my niece.

580
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,490
I mean, you get it?

581
00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:16,030
Single mom, child care issues?

582
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:16,830
Yeah.

583
00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,750
I'm trying to think how
we could make it work.

584
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,345
Maybe she could
sit off to the side

585
00:22:20,345 --> 00:22:21,720
and do her homework
or something?

586
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,470
I don't know, but we
should talk about it.

587
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:24,578
When is this?

588
00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:25,620
Right now.

589
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,020
Come on in, honey.

590
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,512
She-- she said you have
to sit in the corner.

591
00:22:31,314 --> 00:22:33,390
SAM: No, I'm saying
like, I just feel like then

592
00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:35,340
you'd have your own space.

593
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:38,978
Yeah, you can grab that chair.

594
00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:41,463
[VIOLIN MUSIC]

595
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,433
[CHAIR SCRAPING]

596
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:00,497
She seems so sad.

597
00:23:00,497 --> 00:23:02,430
RUDIE: Unforgivable.
(OFF) CLARA: It's hard to see.

598
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:03,230
Welcome.

599
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,982
So--

600
00:23:07,982 --> 00:23:09,810
[RINGTONE]

601
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,070
My boy Zac.

602
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:12,540
What's up?

603
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,880
Yeah, hey, Efron, baby.

604
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,305
What's up, brother?

605
00:23:16,305 --> 00:23:17,930
Wait
are-- are you serious?

606
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,390
It's actually Zac Efron?

607
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,932
CORDEN: Yeah,
you little bitch.

608
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:21,840
What up?

609
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,790
Now we got
rid of him, we can get

610
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,640
to the infamous notecard 72.

611
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,590
What's the diaphragm?

612
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:28,390
Where is it?

613
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:29,580
You know, I'm going
to take over because I think

614
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:30,790
you're going to confuse them.

615
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:34,643
And it's better if I
just, like, read this one.

616
00:23:34,643 --> 00:23:36,810
Um, it's just an area that
I have a lot of expertise

617
00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:39,352
and passion around, which is
the diaphragm, which is actually

618
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:41,227
connected to the pelvic floor.

619
00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:42,799
So if you have a
scrotum, for example,

620
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:43,601
tighten that, kind of--

621
00:23:43,601 --> 00:23:44,760
OK,
there's a kid, just

622
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,645
reminding you, the scrotum.

623
00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:46,590
Oh,
I'm fine with that.

624
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,660
It's good to not attach
shame to those words.

625
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,580
Let it spread around the anus.

626
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,470
Interesting choice for director.

627
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,240
I'm all for a woman
in charge, completely.

628
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,670
But like, kind of please
be a different one.

629
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:57,470
Please.

630
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,845
At
least a woman that

631
00:23:58,845 --> 00:24:00,208
won't let Marjorie's niece just
barge into the rehearsal space.

632
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,008
That was insane.

633
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:02,608
That was crazy.

634
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:03,410
Wait.

635
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:04,890
Who am I?

636
00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:07,050
Hoo, hoo.

637
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,155
Scared Samantha.

638
00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,655
Oh, I
just dislike her.

639
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:13,235
Look at these notecards!

640
00:24:13,235 --> 00:24:14,360
My name is Sam.

641
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,200
I have a lot riding on this.

642
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,258
I hope I get a big, fancy--

643
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,550
Wait, what is that?

644
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:24,470
SIMON: Where
are you looking?

645
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:26,220
Oh.

646
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,392
Hey, guys.

647
00:24:27,392 --> 00:24:29,060
Hey.

648
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,878
Great rehearsal today.
Great job.

649
00:24:30,878 --> 00:24:31,795
Thank you.

650
00:24:31,795 --> 00:24:34,250
It was amazing.

651
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,020
Just
waiting for a Zoomer.

652
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,270
Yeah.

653
00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:40,300
I'm just
going to Zoom on out.

654
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,853
[CHATTERING]

655
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:43,530
Bye, Clara.

656
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:44,330
Bye.

657
00:24:48,123 --> 00:24:49,040
Hey, Corden.

658
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,165
Yeah, see you.

659
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,400
Hey.
(ON) SAM: Hey.

660
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,192
You have a
good first rehearsal?

661
00:24:58,192 --> 00:24:59,720
Yeah, it
was really good.

662
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,620
It was so good today.

663
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,710
OK.
(ON) SAM: Bye.

664
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:03,752
See you later.

665
00:25:17,086 --> 00:25:19,290
MARJORIE: Whoa,
a hand-drawn map.

666
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:21,750
"Hey, let's meet
at Griffith Park.

667
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:22,942
Fun rehearsal time."

668
00:25:22,942 --> 00:25:24,150
CLARA: I know the spot.

669
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,770
Follow me.

670
00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:27,505
Come on.

671
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:29,130
Yeah,
I'll catch up later.

672
00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:30,172
I'll meet you guys there.

673
00:25:30,172 --> 00:25:32,250
I just got to go
get a couple Jamocha

674
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,314
shakes for me and my mom.

675
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:34,114
Be really
disappointing if you

676
00:25:34,114 --> 00:25:34,914
didn't come.

677
00:25:34,914 --> 00:25:35,714
Be really disappointing
if you didn't.

678
00:25:35,716 --> 00:25:36,690
Oh my God.

679
00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:38,160
My doctor.

680
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,821
I have it.

681
00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:45,713
[GIGGLES]

682
00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:48,168
[BIRD CALLING]

683
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:06,100
Hey, hey.

684
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:09,190
Hello, thespians.

685
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:10,270
Hi.

686
00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:12,160
Just squatting
on this old tree

687
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,463
stump, communing with nature,
practicing my bird call.

688
00:26:15,463 --> 00:26:18,640
[BIRD CALLING]

689
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:24,730
You're not dealing with that
uptight robot Sam Bird anymore.

690
00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:26,480
I had an epiphany.

691
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,820
I got to loosen up.

692
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,250
So let's loosen up!

693
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,400
Woo!

694
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,200
So let's hike.

695
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,380
Oh!

696
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,240
Ah.

697
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,890
So let's hike and--

698
00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:36,790
ooh.

699
00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:37,590
Got me.

700
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:40,868
So let's hike and shout
lines into the wind.

701
00:26:40,868 --> 00:26:42,195
I didn't
bring my hiking shoes.

702
00:26:42,195 --> 00:26:42,997
Me neither.

703
00:26:43,797 --> 00:26:46,720
Well, we weren't
born in shoes, were we?

704
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,480
So Davina,
like, totally bailed.

705
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,443
And where's Corden?

706
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,360
Ooh, I do have
a little announcement

707
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,470
on that front.

708
00:26:53,470 --> 00:26:55,800
Corden landed a role in
the Magic Mike prequel.

709
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,310
Oh.
(ON) CLARA: He got out.

710
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,810
So we're
completely fucked.

711
00:26:58,810 --> 00:26:59,768
Do not worry.

712
00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:04,060
He has given me his word, he
will be back for previews.

713
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,374
Woo!

714
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,475
Yes!

715
00:27:07,475 --> 00:27:09,762
RUDIE: Sam, is the
trail at least short?

716
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,220
The
trail is not short.

717
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,338
It's very steep and rigorous.

718
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:14,400
MARJORIE:
What do you mean?

719
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,320
I'll wait for you.

720
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:22,405
My
shoes are made of felt.

721
00:27:23,205 --> 00:27:25,120
SAM: Everyone's
accents could improve,

722
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,850
so let's really try to watch--

723
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:30,369
I don't know-- old Southern
movies or something.

724
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,702
Sam, Sam, Sam.

725
00:27:36,702 --> 00:27:40,022
You know I respect
your vision, but what--

726
00:27:40,022 --> 00:27:41,980
what the hell does this
have to do with acting?

727
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:42,790
I'm just confused.

728
00:27:42,790 --> 00:27:45,220
I want to understand.

729
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,905
You'll understand as
it goes deeper in your soul.

730
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,640
Simon DiCaprio, hit us.

731
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:59,395
I bought
poison from the apothecary.

732
00:27:59,395 --> 00:28:00,200
Ow!

733
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,553
I hurt my damn ankle.

734
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:02,720
Are you all right?

735
00:28:04,135 --> 00:28:04,935
MARJORIE: Oh.

736
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,310
[SCREAMING]

737
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,597
[RATTLING]

738
00:28:07,597 --> 00:28:08,398
RUDIE: Why
are we even here?

739
00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:09,199
Don't worry.

740
00:28:09,199 --> 00:28:11,070
I'm going to just cock
that shit right back in--

741
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:13,570
Wait, wait, wait.

742
00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:17,200
My ankle is double-jointed.

743
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,500
What's new is the scratch.

744
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:21,780
SAM: Oh.

745
00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:23,980
Come on.

746
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,780
Oh.

747
00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:42,648
[VOCALIZING]

748
00:28:47,608 --> 00:28:50,830
(SINGING) Home
again, home again, jiggity jig.

749
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,050
All right, we're back.

750
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,300
And it's rain day.

751
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,030
Rain, rain, don't go away.

752
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,127
Is the rain rig ready?

753
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,460
Oh, you betcha.

754
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,900
Should I fire it up?
(ON) SAM: One second.

755
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:01,950
Joseph.

756
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,630
It's-- it's time
to run the rain.

757
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,700
Joseph, we're going
to do the rain.

758
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,440
You have earplugs
in or something?

759
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,060
Earbuds.

760
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:11,340
I listen to music
while I make kill lists

761
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:14,480
of people I want fucking dead.

762
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,440
All right, Joseph.

763
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,240
All right.

764
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,970
Well, it's the
gray, dreary morning

765
00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:21,920
of grandpappy's funeral.

766
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,930
And here he lays, right?

767
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,190
Here lays grandpappy.

768
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,450
The rain is going to come on.

769
00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,350
You will get wet.

770
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,320
There's plenty of towels
over here for after.

771
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,580
I brought a bunch of props.

772
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:33,030
Come on up and grab some.

773
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:33,830
Whoa!

774
00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:34,630
We got a hat.

775
00:29:34,630 --> 00:29:35,460
We got an umbrella.

776
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,260
We got a poncho.

777
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:38,790
We got a something.

778
00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:39,590
Have at it.

779
00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:40,392
I'm
going to go ahead

780
00:29:40,392 --> 00:29:42,163
and snatch this little
rainslicker right here.

781
00:29:42,163 --> 00:29:43,580
I'll
take the flowers.

782
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:46,855
I'll
take the umbrella.

783
00:29:46,855 --> 00:29:48,875
That's actually
bad luck, Macbeth.

784
00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,090
[LAUGHS]

785
00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,993
Macbeth, Macbeth!

786
00:29:51,993 --> 00:29:52,910
Oh, great.

787
00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:54,350
Well, I'll just use this--
something that my character

788
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:55,492
would absolutely never wear.

789
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,140
RUDIE: Cute.
(ON) CLARA: It's cute.

790
00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:58,223
This isn't even bad taste.

791
00:29:58,223 --> 00:29:59,720
It's the complete
absence of taste.

792
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,590
Clara, that's
actually hurting my feelings.

793
00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:03,465
That my personal hat
that I brought from home

794
00:30:03,465 --> 00:30:04,730
to share with you guys.

795
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:08,270
It's neither
here nor there, Sam.

796
00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:09,620
Oh, come on.

797
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,990
These kids don't know style.

798
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:14,330
We're in our brew.

799
00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:17,725
Oh, mama, mama, mama, mama.

800
00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,850
Kind of taste
what you had for breakfast.

801
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:20,650
All right.

802
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,400
Yeah, we better get going.

803
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,440
Let's get into the piece, OK?

804
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,550
Let's see what we got here.

805
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:27,350
All right.

806
00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:28,310
So you're sad.

807
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:29,610
You're at a funeral.

808
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,410
You're sad.

809
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:31,700
Everyone's feeling down.

810
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:33,950
Grandpappy is gone.

811
00:30:33,950 --> 00:30:36,020
Davina, remember you're sad?

812
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,010
Yeah.

813
00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:38,330
He's dead, right?

814
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,880
So grandpappy, no!

815
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,380
Grandpappy, no!

816
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,420
All right,
we'll take it.

817
00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:47,380
Grandpappy
is my grandpappy, right?

818
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,880
Oh, no, no.

819
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,860
Your grandpappy would have died
a long, long, long, long time

820
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:52,660
ago.

821
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:55,750
No, but I'm
playing mama like 34, 35.

822
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,970
She's
going to be high 60s

823
00:30:57,970 --> 00:31:03,640
and early 70s at the very, very
youngest, I'm going to say.

824
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,255
Yeah.

825
00:31:05,255 --> 00:31:07,255
All right, guys,
Marjorie, lead us in.

826
00:31:07,255 --> 00:31:08,055
Woo!

827
00:31:08,055 --> 00:31:09,130
OK.

828
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:14,840
Sky's darkening,
clouds getting heavy.

829
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:21,710
We best say our final goodbyes
to dear old grandpappy,

830
00:31:21,710 --> 00:31:27,310
lest we get caught in
a hard, driving rain.

831
00:31:28,592 --> 00:31:29,550
Grandpappy!

832
00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:30,383
Oh, no.

833
00:31:30,383 --> 00:31:31,425
We're so sad.

834
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,550
MARJORIE: Dead and gone.

835
00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:35,855
[SOBBING]

836
00:31:35,855 --> 00:31:38,360
Is it
raining way too hard?

837
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,860
Turn it down, Sam!

838
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,885
OK.

839
00:31:40,885 --> 00:31:42,260
RUDIE: We
look like a joke!

840
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:44,170
[METALLIC CRASH]

841
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,023
[OMINOUS MUSIC]

842
00:31:46,023 --> 00:31:47,565
It's
a hot, hot house.

843
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:54,188
This is supposed
to be extremely hot.

844
00:31:58,446 --> 00:32:01,150
I'm swimming.

845
00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:04,801
Why is there so much rain?

846
00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:06,693
I'm sorry!

847
00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:08,585
[SHOUTING]

848
00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:12,140
The rain is
most definitely coming in.

849
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,140
Ah!

850
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,640
[GRUNTING]

851
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:26,520
[SHOUTING]

852
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,960
The Regis
is wet, wet, wetter.

853
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,510
We don't care over here
about climate change, honey.

854
00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:35,612
We're doing a wet
t-shirt contest, dude.

855
00:32:35,612 --> 00:32:37,990
Davina, knock it off!

856
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,745
Wet t-shirt,
wet t-shirt contest.

857
00:32:41,745 --> 00:32:43,104
My boobies are so wet!

858
00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:45,090
Stop showing
your chest, please!

859
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:47,260
You're
slut-shaming them!

860
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:50,660
What is going on?

861
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:53,600
Hey, a little
water experiment setback.

862
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,120
Sam, cast,
I'd like you to meet

863
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,980
Miles and Thimberly Paris.

864
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,570
They are very generous
donors to our little theater.

865
00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,060
Oh, well,
what an honor.

866
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,965
Thank you.

867
00:33:03,965 --> 00:33:05,281
We love the Regis.

868
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,125
CLARA: You're kind.

869
00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:08,720
And I
put my money where

870
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,297
my mouth is with the arts.

871
00:33:10,297 --> 00:33:11,255
Here, here.

872
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:13,490
It
makes me feel better

873
00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,890
about my undeserved wealth.

874
00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:17,600
Well, I love to stand
right here with all

875
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,860
of you actors, theater
people, here in the green room

876
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:22,790
together.

877
00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:24,030
Well, it's-- it's energizing.

878
00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,280
This is the green room, right?

879
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,570
I'm saying that right?

880
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,945
Well, technically,
it's known as the house.

881
00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:29,750
Ah.

882
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,160
What a letdown.

883
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,998
But it
is like a green room.

884
00:33:32,998 --> 00:33:34,040
It really is.

885
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,990
Is it?

886
00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:35,990
It isn't.

887
00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:36,790
No?

888
00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:39,260
I have
a friend in textiles

889
00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:42,380
who would love her
fabric, Alabama jazz,

890
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,210
to be incorporated into the set.

891
00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:45,312
Oh!

892
00:33:45,312 --> 00:33:46,668
[CLAPPING]

893
00:33:46,668 --> 00:33:48,860
But after
today, I don't know.

894
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,900
Isn't
that fabric exquisite?

895
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,310
MARJORIE: Stunning.
(ON) THIMBERLY: All right.

896
00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:56,068
Well, we'll get out
of your wet hair.

897
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,553
[LAUGHTER]

898
00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:01,850
Hey.
(ON) STAR: Hey.

899
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:02,810
Hey, are you OK?

900
00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,360
Yeah.

901
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,720
Um, I'm good.

902
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,830
Yeah.

903
00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:10,219
It's a little harder than I
thought, but it's been good.

904
00:34:10,219 --> 00:34:11,127
OK.

905
00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:13,460
Yeah, see, I've been struggling
to get this play I wrote

906
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,139
produced, so it's kind of
comforting to know it's

907
00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,340
no cakewalk for you either.

908
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:18,060
No, there's
like hot coals.

909
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,290
My feet are burnt.
Ow.

910
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:20,090
Blisters.

911
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:20,890
Oh.

912
00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:22,149
And I'm treading on--

913
00:34:22,149 --> 00:34:22,969
Sam?

914
00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:23,848
Yeah.

915
00:34:23,848 --> 00:34:25,056
Can I grab you?

916
00:34:25,056 --> 00:34:25,909
Uh-huh.

917
00:34:25,909 --> 00:34:27,710
All right.

918
00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:30,560
You are
alarmingly behind schedule.

919
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,780
And I bit my tongue when
you harbored a minor

920
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,520
and when you held
rehearsal in a tree,

921
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,200
but this water
debacle was wretched.

922
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,000
It's bad.

923
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,800
Yeah.

924
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,639
Would it help if
I sat in the room?

925
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:43,040
I mean, it's tricky because
I want you to be yourself.

926
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:47,600
But the blueprint for
what works here is Greggy.

927
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,179
You know, he could go
mad dog if he needed to

928
00:34:50,179 --> 00:34:52,292
or-- or morph into
a trusted friend.

929
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,323
Yeah, he was always
flipping out on people.

930
00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:55,125
Yeah.

931
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,360
And then, like,
really weird and intimate.

932
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,410
Yeah.
(ON) SAM: I'll try that.

933
00:34:57,410 --> 00:34:59,930
You do not have to sit
in rehearsals, my friend.

934
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:02,850
I am excellent at
reading people.

935
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:03,650
Trust me.

936
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:13,155
[BANGING ON LID]

937
00:35:13,957 --> 00:35:14,782
Morning, Sam.

938
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:20,320
Davina, are you
going to post about the show?

939
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,726
No.

940
00:35:21,726 --> 00:35:24,216
[BANGING ON LID]

941
00:35:36,622 --> 00:35:38,622
Good morning.

942
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,680
CLARA: Hey.

943
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,772
Clara, how's your mom?

944
00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:44,730
She's good.

945
00:35:44,730 --> 00:35:46,980
Miss that old girl.

946
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,110
Marjorie, you look cool today!

947
00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:50,230
Oh, thanks.

948
00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:51,030
Want this jacket?

949
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,860
I don't,
but thank you so much.

950
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:53,940
That's so generous.

951
00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:54,990
Right off your back.

952
00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:56,700
Uh, who else we got in here?

953
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,480
Davina!

954
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,050
Rocking a cool new headband.

955
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:01,450
I like it.
(ON) DAVINA: Thank you, girl.

956
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,700
I got it from a company
in exchange for a post.

957
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:08,140
Exciting
creative relationship!

958
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,180
Simon's over there
nursing a coffee

959
00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:14,330
like it's his best friend.

960
00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:15,130
Mm-hmm.

961
00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:16,547
What's
your go-to order?

962
00:36:16,547 --> 00:36:17,500
What is it?

963
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,129
I usually
like an Americano

964
00:36:19,129 --> 00:36:19,931
with some agave in it.

965
00:36:19,931 --> 00:36:21,550
All right,
enough chit-chat!

966
00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:22,585
Everybody down!

967
00:36:22,585 --> 00:36:24,910
[BANGING ON LID]

968
00:36:24,910 --> 00:36:27,035
[SHOUTING]

969
00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:27,835
Sam!

970
00:36:27,835 --> 00:36:30,910
Have we replaced a male
predator with a female disaster?

971
00:36:30,910 --> 00:36:32,660
That's
a false equivalency!

972
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:36,268
Learn your blocking!

973
00:36:36,268 --> 00:36:37,310
Knock it off.

974
00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:39,852
You're making us
all really uncomfortable, girl.

975
00:36:39,852 --> 00:36:41,200
Is this uncomfortable?

976
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,620
Ka-blam!

977
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,420
Yeah.

978
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,920
You shot her.

979
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,450
Blocking charts.

980
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:47,585
Ever heard of them?

981
00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:49,221
You're going to want
to memorize those.

982
00:36:49,221 --> 00:36:50,023
SIMON:
Throwing shit at us?

983
00:36:50,023 --> 00:36:51,910
That'll help you
know where you're standing.

984
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,327
Yeah, I don't
know how we memorize a picture.

985
00:36:54,327 --> 00:36:59,800
XTR to US of table?

986
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,310
Cross down
right to upstage of table.

987
00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:06,318
Clara, so
there is a little brain

988
00:37:06,318 --> 00:37:07,360
knocking around in there.

989
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,550
Ping, pong, poom, pom, poom pop.

990
00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:10,570
Good.

991
00:37:10,570 --> 00:37:11,650
Wow.

992
00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:13,480
We cue to cue in 20!

993
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,717
[BANGS ON LID]

994
00:37:14,717 --> 00:37:16,550
Thank you, 20.
(ON) SIMON: I'm taking a shit.

995
00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:17,430
I'm not dealing with this.

996
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,530
I have
a medical migraine.

997
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,905
She
was provoking me.

998
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,724
Sam is out
of her goddamn mind.

999
00:37:21,724 --> 00:37:23,116
[BANGING ON LID]

1000
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,710
Stay in the room!

1001
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,440
The doors are locked.

1002
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,190
Everybody
learn your lines,

1003
00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:30,150
your lines and blocking.

1004
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,930
If you would have gotten
that, then none of this

1005
00:37:31,930 --> 00:37:32,972
ever would have happened!

1006
00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:38,040
[TRANQUIL MUSIC]

1007
00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:55,365
[BANGING ON LID]

1008
00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:02,340
How's
everyone feeling?

1009
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:05,080
You've been working
pretty hard out here.

1010
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,910
I appreciate it.

1011
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:08,132
Does anyone need anything,
a cup of tea or something?

1012
00:38:08,932 --> 00:38:10,170
RUDIE: No.

1013
00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:11,250
No?

1014
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,510
Everyone know all your marks?

1015
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,700
You feel good, feel solid?

1016
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,320
No one's talking to me?

1017
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,160
Let's play ball.

1018
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,465
Let's run it.

1019
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:20,680
Oh my god.

1020
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,850
Hey, wait.

1021
00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:22,994
You're supposed to
take it off on me.

1022
00:38:22,994 --> 00:38:23,796
You
got to scoot back.

1023
00:38:23,796 --> 00:38:25,210
You got to scoot back.

1024
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,980
Houston,
we have a problem.

1025
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:27,835
Very out of sync.

1026
00:38:27,835 --> 00:38:30,830
You guys are improving like
LA traffic is improving.

1027
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:31,630
It ain't.

1028
00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:32,460
It's very wooden.

1029
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,460
Where's the camaraderie?

1030
00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:34,502
Have you ever met before?

1031
00:38:34,502 --> 00:38:35,460
Do you know each other?

1032
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:36,610
Just stop, OK?

1033
00:38:36,610 --> 00:38:38,180
We're not robots!

1034
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,150
We're a bunch of people,
just kind of hanging

1035
00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:41,650
out and living our lives.

1036
00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:44,950
You know, doing what humans
do, having millions of feelings

1037
00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,510
like little tea
candles, which you're

1038
00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:48,340
snuffing out every single one.

1039
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,420
You want us to create?

1040
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:51,460
You want us to protect our fire?

1041
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:53,890
We cannot because of you!

1042
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:56,350
So why don't you stop
being fake nice to us

1043
00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:57,700
and then yelling at us?

1044
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,900
Boom, dude!

1045
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,180
Come on, get a lifestyle.

1046
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,028
It's ridiculous, Sam!

1047
00:39:03,028 --> 00:39:03,964
[SOBBING]

1048
00:39:03,964 --> 00:39:05,890
All right, what
are you doing right now?

1049
00:39:05,890 --> 00:39:06,690
I'm sorry.

1050
00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:08,170
Are you filming yourself crying?

1051
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,280
Yeah,
people do that now.

1052
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,488
They film themselves, like,
crying or at the hospital

1053
00:39:11,488 --> 00:39:12,910
and then post with
no explanation.

1054
00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:14,577
SIMON: You
should put a filter on.

1055
00:39:14,577 --> 00:39:16,850
Oh my god!

1056
00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:18,700
This
is our craft, Sam.

1057
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,540
It's kind
of a bummer, dude.

1058
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,058
This feel like we
work at, like, Amazon.

1059
00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:21,858
SAM: Amazon?
Simon?

1060
00:39:21,858 --> 00:39:22,658
Really?

1061
00:39:22,658 --> 00:39:23,458
Amazon.

1062
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,370
Yes, Sam.

1063
00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:25,170
OK, I'm--

1064
00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:27,167
I'm getting a lot of big
feelings off everyone.

1065
00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,750
I'm-- I'm riding
these waves with you.

1066
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:30,800
And I got to tell you, I knew
today was going to be hard.

1067
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,810
I knew that.

1068
00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:34,290
So I got you a treat
it's right over there.

1069
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,410
What is it?

1070
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,120
SAM: That's a
box full of donuts.

1071
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,060
And each donut in there has
one of your names on it.

1072
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:42,370
Do you think
we're little children?

1073
00:39:42,370 --> 00:39:43,210
You're
not going to like

1074
00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:45,711
my answer, which is you are
acting like a bunch of brats

1075
00:39:45,711 --> 00:39:46,513
right now.
(ON) SIMON: Whoa!

1076
00:39:46,513 --> 00:39:47,920
(OFF) CLARA: Oh, my god.

1077
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,670
That's it?

1078
00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:54,930
Sam, we quit.

1079
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:56,140
OK.

1080
00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,848
Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1081
00:39:57,848 --> 00:39:59,460
Quitting as in
shuttering the show?

1082
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,720
Maybe she
can change, you know?

1083
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,770
She can't.

1084
00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:02,853
Is this serious?

1085
00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:03,780
OK, we need to talk.

1086
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:05,583
This whole situation has
gotten very out of hand.

1087
00:40:06,385 --> 00:40:07,260
MARJORIE: Yeah.

1088
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:09,660
All right, this
is a little runaway train.

1089
00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,820
I think we need to talk
through some of our issues

1090
00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:13,620
and make it right.

1091
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,300
We're certainly not
going to stop the show.

1092
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,508
Don't be sheeple!

1093
00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:20,930
Follow me.

1094
00:40:20,930 --> 00:40:21,890
Oh, great.

1095
00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:24,538
Just like your mom
walked out on you, right?

1096
00:40:24,538 --> 00:40:25,580
[WHISTLES]

1097
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,680
Oh my God.

1098
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,778
CLARA: Whoa.
(ON) SIMON: That was crazy, bro.

1099
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:29,510
DAVINA: Tsk-tsk.
(ON) SIMON: I'm sorry, man.

1100
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,377
I'm sorry.

1101
00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:31,460
Sam, you got to do better.

1102
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:32,260
That was wild.

1103
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:36,080
MARJORIE: Low blow, Sam.

1104
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,045
Guys.

1105
00:40:38,045 --> 00:40:39,170
I'm sorry, Sam.

1106
00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:53,620
You're
not cut out for this.

1107
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,540
Yes.

1108
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,980
Yes.
Yes.

1109
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:09,910
Come on, let's talk.

1110
00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:13,900
Come on.

1111
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:14,800
Come back.

1112
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,680
Rudie, come back!

1113
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,830
Don't-- please.

1114
00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:23,130
Gerald, don't fucking
dim the lights, man!

1115
00:41:23,130 --> 00:41:24,305
Work with me, Gerald!

1116
00:41:29,169 --> 00:41:31,624
[SOBBING]

1117
00:41:47,827 --> 00:41:50,480
Did you have an
abortion like a few years ago?

1118
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,290
Was that you?

1119
00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:52,250
No.

1120
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,125
Oh, you wanted
to freeze your eggs,

1121
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,255
and you couldn't afford it.

1122
00:41:55,255 --> 00:41:56,588
More chardonnay?

1123
00:41:56,588 --> 00:41:57,500
Yes, yes.

1124
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,895
Yessiree, Bob, I will
take more, please.

1125
00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:02,078
Me too.

1126
00:42:02,078 --> 00:42:04,370
I'm going to have
to put mine in a doggy bag.

1127
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:05,602
Oh, why?

1128
00:42:05,602 --> 00:42:06,560
I have to go.

1129
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,570
I have a date in 20 minutes.

1130
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,000
And it's at the racetrack,
which is 35 minutes away.

1131
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,110
So you do the math.

1132
00:42:12,110 --> 00:42:13,050
Racetrack?

1133
00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:13,850
Listen.

1134
00:42:13,850 --> 00:42:14,960
Have a blast tonight.

1135
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,550
Life is a non-stop party,
or you're doing it wrong.

1136
00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:18,540
Got it?
(ON) SAM: Yeah.

1137
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,340
Good.

1138
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,380
Hang in there.

1139
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:23,030
Thank you.

1140
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:24,330
You're the best.

1141
00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:26,960
Thanks for
paying for my drink.

1142
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,390
Gosh,
I love that girl.

1143
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:31,190
Oh, hey.

1144
00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:33,830
I just thought of a joke.

1145
00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:37,832
What do horses drink?

1146
00:42:37,832 --> 00:42:40,880
Um, Chardon-neigh?

1147
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,870
Yeah.

1148
00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:43,175
You got it on the first try.

1149
00:42:57,524 --> 00:43:00,160
Hey.

1150
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,370
Hi.

1151
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,170
Oh.

1152
00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:02,970
Hi.

1153
00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:06,230
I feel like I know you,
but I'm like wee, wee, wee.

1154
00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:07,407
I should really go home.

1155
00:43:07,407 --> 00:43:08,240
Oh, no.

1156
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,065
That'd be sad.

1157
00:43:09,065 --> 00:43:09,865
Why?

1158
00:43:09,865 --> 00:43:12,098
Well,
because I just got here.

1159
00:43:12,098 --> 00:43:12,926
Oh.

1160
00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,540
You
had a rough day?

1161
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:16,280
My boss is in here.

1162
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,613
He's in your phone?

1163
00:43:17,613 --> 00:43:20,240
I had 17 missed
calls from my boss.

1164
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,770
My boss, he says no.

1165
00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:25,656
Maybe he was
calling with 17 compliments?

1166
00:43:25,656 --> 00:43:30,090
[CHUCKLES] I wish!

1167
00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:31,450
Hey, you know what?

1168
00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:32,808
I thought of a joke.
(ON) SAM: Hmm.

1169
00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:33,610
You
want to hear it?

1170
00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,420
Yeah.

1171
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,880
What
do horses drink?

1172
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,160
Oh my God, no!

1173
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,230
You heard that?

1174
00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:42,188
I'm sorry.

1175
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:43,160
Oh my God.

1176
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,510
You're so bad.

1177
00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:46,274
You stole my joke!

1178
00:43:46,274 --> 00:43:47,480
[LAUGHS]

1179
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,265
You scared me.

1180
00:43:49,265 --> 00:43:50,390
You're brilliant.

1181
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:52,397
Where did you come from?

1182
00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,480
I don't know.

1183
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,558
Heaven.

1184
00:43:54,558 --> 00:43:56,600
Maybe that's why I'm
wearing a white jean jacket.

1185
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,750
SAM: I definitely
do believe in angels.

1186
00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:00,740
I do.

1187
00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:03,447
I'm going to say
something to you right now.

1188
00:44:03,447 --> 00:44:05,030
You're one of the
most beautiful women

1189
00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:08,000
I've ever seen in my life.

1190
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,260
You're stunning.

1191
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:11,115
Thanks.

1192
00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:11,990
Hold on.

1193
00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:14,132
Don't move.

1194
00:44:14,132 --> 00:44:15,230
I said, don't move.

1195
00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:16,220
Sorry.

1196
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,020
I know.

1197
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,770
It's hard.

1198
00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:19,640
Ow!

1199
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,480
You're hot.

1200
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,890
Ah, thanks.

1201
00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,540
Man, who are you?

1202
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:25,610
Who are you?

1203
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,030
You're so alert.

1204
00:44:33,030 --> 00:44:35,050
Let's go.

1205
00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:35,980
Where?

1206
00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,750
I want
you to see my house.

1207
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,350
It's an apartment.

1208
00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:40,870
Oh.

1209
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:43,810
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1210
00:44:52,630 --> 00:44:54,100
Morning.

1211
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,580
[GIGGLING]

1212
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,760
Oh my goodness.

1213
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,560
Humans, wow.

1214
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,640
We're just animals.

1215
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,610
We're fucking.

1216
00:44:59,610 --> 00:45:00,410
Animals.

1217
00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:01,285
Totally.

1218
00:45:02,085 --> 00:45:03,022
Yeah.

1219
00:45:03,022 --> 00:45:04,974
Hey.

1220
00:45:04,974 --> 00:45:13,100
Uh, I want to do
Cooper in the play.

1221
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,450
How do you
even know my play?

1222
00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:17,260
Because I'm Robbie.

1223
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,570
I'm the head usher at the Regis.

1224
00:45:19,570 --> 00:45:20,615
What?

1225
00:45:20,615 --> 00:45:21,490
Come on.

1226
00:45:21,490 --> 00:45:22,365
You knew that, right?

1227
00:45:22,365 --> 00:45:24,020
I did not know that.

1228
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,110
Then you should know
the play's shut down.

1229
00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:27,193
Yeah, I know.

1230
00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:28,585
What a better time to recast?

1231
00:45:28,585 --> 00:45:31,570
Look, I don't want to
be an usher forever.

1232
00:45:31,570 --> 00:45:34,035
I-- I've got aspirations too.

1233
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,760
I mean, look at you.

1234
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,260
You were a scuzzy
little playwright,

1235
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:39,570
and now you're a director.

1236
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,410
Kind of.

1237
00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:42,180
Let me take a
crack at the Cooper monologue

1238
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:44,190
from the final act,
from the final scene.

1239
00:45:44,190 --> 00:45:48,780
Please Ahem.

1240
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,160
OK.

1241
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,970
I killed daddy.

1242
00:45:52,970 --> 00:45:54,267
It was me.

1243
00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:56,600
I should have never taken him
down to that watering hole

1244
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,620
by the mining company.

1245
00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:59,630
I'm going to stop you.

1246
00:45:59,630 --> 00:46:03,410
Um, I don't think that
you're Regis material.

1247
00:46:03,410 --> 00:46:04,210
I like you.

1248
00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:07,620
I think you're so
awesome and cool.

1249
00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:09,738
Bullshit.

1250
00:46:09,738 --> 00:46:10,780
What'd you say?

1251
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:11,988
I said bullshit.

1252
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,620
You know what?

1253
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:21,545
I don't think you're
girlfriend material.

1254
00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:22,670
How do you feel about that?

1255
00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:23,740
Wait.

1256
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,060
I thought we connected.

1257
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,740
Nothing to see here!

1258
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,948
{\an8}Just a woman screwing
her underling.

1259
00:46:28,948 --> 00:46:30,115
That is a stretch!

1260
00:46:30,115 --> 00:46:31,630
Who reports to her!

1261
00:46:31,630 --> 00:46:32,430
Stretch!

1262
00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:34,292
Whatever
you say, boss.

1263
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,600
Shut up!

1264
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,520
I-- I didn't even recognize him.

1265
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,320
Burn.

1266
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,585
Also, I was extremely
drunk, and he was not.

1267
00:46:40,585 --> 00:46:42,375
Then that
would be assault.

1268
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,750
OK, by
that definition,

1269
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,700
I have been assaulted
hundreds of times.

1270
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,200
Sometimes
you have to buff

1271
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,742
the veneer off the
status quo and lay

1272
00:46:48,742 --> 00:46:50,060
bare the truth beneath it.

1273
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:51,738
But-- but you're a writer.

1274
00:46:51,738 --> 00:46:53,530
You must do that all
the time in your work.

1275
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:58,790
Hey, give me
back my white jean jacket!

1276
00:46:58,790 --> 00:47:01,645
Here you
go, you stupid idiot!

1277
00:47:01,645 --> 00:47:02,645
Be careful!

1278
00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:15,818
[SIGHS] We got 15
minutes left in our sesh, bro.

1279
00:47:15,818 --> 00:47:17,110
What do you want to talk about?

1280
00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,250
What hurts the most?

1281
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,120
That you didn't
succeed, that you

1282
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,370
were a female pawn for the
patriarchy set up to fail?

1283
00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:25,270
Is it my drinking?

1284
00:47:25,270 --> 00:47:26,230
Is it our drinking?

1285
00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:27,220
No.

1286
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,900
Oh, it's the usher, right?

1287
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:30,400
Dude, it's the usher.

1288
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,640
He got you hot in the loins,
then he left you for dead?

1289
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,720
What, is it Sheldon?

1290
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,250
I mean, who cares about Sheldon?

1291
00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:38,710
What, are you afraid to
return Sheldon's phone calls?

1292
00:47:38,710 --> 00:47:41,290
You know, you always adopt
this childlike mentality

1293
00:47:41,290 --> 00:47:43,240
with powerful men.

1294
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,848
Is it the square?

1295
00:47:44,848 --> 00:47:47,140
Because I need to bust it
out so you can remit payment.

1296
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,265
What kind of
therapist babbles like this?

1297
00:47:49,265 --> 00:47:50,440
Are you a gumshoe?

1298
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,670
Are you on cocaine again?

1299
00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,290
Are you using?

1300
00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:55,750
I don't even
know what you mean by that.

1301
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,580
I think
you're on cocaine.

1302
00:47:57,580 --> 00:47:59,620
And I don't think we
should have sessions when

1303
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:03,880
you're [CLICKS] on the [CLICK].

1304
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,990
So you don't
want to use the Square or?

1305
00:48:05,990 --> 00:48:07,580
Here.
Here.

1306
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,380
Fuck the Square.

1307
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,180
Here.

1308
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:11,020
You want money so bad?

1309
00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:12,050
There.

1310
00:48:12,050 --> 00:48:13,540
And I am not scared of Sheldon.

1311
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:15,310
That's actually ridiculous.

1312
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:17,293
You should be ashamed
of that theory.

1313
00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:19,708
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1314
00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:21,450
Sheldon.

1315
00:48:23,633 --> 00:48:25,050
Where
have you been?

1316
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:26,207
I'm treading water here.

1317
00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:28,290
I couldn't handle
the mutiny, obviously.

1318
00:48:28,290 --> 00:48:30,280
All
actors want is to act.

1319
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,310
All day they're dying
to get back here

1320
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,290
to be anyone but themselves.

1321
00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:37,680
You somehow made them
prefer their own lives

1322
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,330
to the land of make-believe?

1323
00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:40,860
I mean, that's impressive, Sam.

1324
00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:42,450
Can you just
help me get Rudie to fold?

1325
00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:43,480
He blocked my number.

1326
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,480
No, I will
not take on your drama.

1327
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,770
Please
just help me out.

1328
00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:47,670
It's your theater.

1329
00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:51,130
I will
not take on your drama!

1330
00:48:51,130 --> 00:48:54,490
Look, what's behind
every powerful man?

1331
00:48:54,490 --> 00:48:55,960
A family with money?

1332
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:00,892
A woman
who gains power by proxy.

1333
00:49:00,892 --> 00:49:03,312
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1334
00:49:05,732 --> 00:49:06,700
[RINGING DOORBELL]

1335
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,890
Clara.

1336
00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:09,760
Come on, man.

1337
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:15,003
Open the door.

1338
00:49:15,003 --> 00:49:15,890
Open the door!

1339
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:17,320
God, Sam.

1340
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,160
Hey.

1341
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,450
I'm not
supposed to talk to you.

1342
00:49:19,450 --> 00:49:21,670
But you kind
of want to, don't you?

1343
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:22,880
Well, I don't.

1344
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,680
'Sup?

1345
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,530
A lot of bowls.

1346
00:49:24,530 --> 00:49:25,330
Hmm.

1347
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,130
I'd be careful.

1348
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:27,510
You're on really thin ice.

1349
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:28,310
Am I?

1350
00:49:33,650 --> 00:49:35,450
So life is good, then?

1351
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,790
Having fun following a
male-led mutiny against

1352
00:49:37,790 --> 00:49:39,420
a first-time female director?

1353
00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:40,220
My God.

1354
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,077
Sam, don't embrace those labels.

1355
00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:43,910
They're not
labels, they're facts.

1356
00:49:43,910 --> 00:49:46,718
I have a vagina, no?

1357
00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:47,760
I don't know.

1358
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,320
Fact--
you have one too.

1359
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,500
Fact-- you and your vagina took
me and my vagina for granted.

1360
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,960
And you and your vagina left
me and my vagina for dead.

1361
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,220
I'm
really uncomfortable

1362
00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:57,870
with the direction this
conversation is going.

1363
00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:58,670
Are you?

1364
00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:00,555
Because I thought
you loved the body.

1365
00:50:00,555 --> 00:50:01,428
I do.

1366
00:50:01,428 --> 00:50:03,694
SAM: And I thought you
loved medical terminology.

1367
00:50:03,694 --> 00:50:04,496
I do.

1368
00:50:04,496 --> 00:50:05,520
You turned
your back on me.

1369
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,320
And now you and me are
sitting here with our fucking

1370
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,250
dicks in our hands.

1371
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:11,250
We got nothing to do.

1372
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:12,175
Fuck.

1373
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:12,975
You're right.

1374
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:17,960
Fucking Rudie.

1375
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,580
He's projecting his
mother onto you.

1376
00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:21,610
It's not fair.

1377
00:50:21,610 --> 00:50:22,902
You're completely childless.

1378
00:50:22,902 --> 00:50:24,360
He doesn't
go to therapy.

1379
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,023
I bet he doesn't do
anything like that.

1380
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,940
He doesn't
do any work on himself.

1381
00:50:27,940 --> 00:50:32,370
I do so much work
on myself, Sam.

1382
00:50:32,370 --> 00:50:33,724
I'm so scared of
losing the show.

1383
00:50:33,724 --> 00:50:34,526
We won't.

1384
00:50:34,526 --> 00:50:35,820
We're going to get
it back, Clara.

1385
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:36,620
Yeah.

1386
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:38,670
You have to talk to him.

1387
00:50:38,670 --> 00:50:40,127
OK.

1388
00:50:40,127 --> 00:50:41,460
The show must go on.

1389
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:42,330
Yes.

1390
00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:43,663
The show must go on!

1391
00:50:43,663 --> 00:50:44,550
It has to.

1392
00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:46,050
God,
he does this to me.

1393
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:48,950
He does this to everyone.

1394
00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:51,620
That's what a star does.

1395
00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,100
You're a star too.

1396
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,558
Do you
really think so?

1397
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,320
I hate how much I needed
to hear that from you.

1398
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,565
Never forget that.

1399
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,562
Also, full
disclosure, I fucked Greggy.

1400
00:51:08,562 --> 00:51:09,770
It was something I had to do.

1401
00:51:13,110 --> 00:51:14,070
I'm glad you came.

1402
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,710
Me you.
(ON) CLARA: Thought you might.

1403
00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:17,190
Vag-- vag you came.

1404
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:18,680
Vag you came.

1405
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,710
I was nervous.

1406
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:20,880
Yeah.
(ON) SAM: Look.

1407
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,490
I think I'm--
(ON) CLARA: Oh my God.

1408
00:51:22,490 --> 00:51:23,780
I was so nervous.

1409
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:24,880
Yeah.

1410
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,680
God.

1411
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,355
See, he always finds
these cushy jobs.

1412
00:51:29,355 --> 00:51:31,580
Here we are.

1413
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:32,932
Where?

1414
00:51:32,932 --> 00:51:34,420
There.

1415
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:35,230
Oh.

1416
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:36,670
Hey, Rudie.

1417
00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:38,890
You're looking great, bud.

1418
00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:43,030
I am so sorry that you had to
sit there and watch me struggle

1419
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,120
through my learning curve.

1420
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,790
It wasn't fair to you, no
matter how imbalanced the scales

1421
00:51:48,790 --> 00:51:50,277
of gender are in directing.

1422
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:52,443
Stick to the script.

1423
00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:54,485
But, Rudie, the
show must go on, right?

1424
00:51:54,485 --> 00:51:56,860
You should have
thought about that before you

1425
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:58,570
went ballistic in
a tech rehearsal

1426
00:51:58,570 --> 00:52:01,270
and turned my life's
passion into a chore!

1427
00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:05,590
Rudie, you hate chores
because your mother turned

1428
00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:07,450
love itself into a chore.

1429
00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:11,200
But I am not her, I promise you.

1430
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:16,500
And you cannot let those
ancient feelings stop our show.

1431
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,960
You don't belong
here shilling fast fashion.

1432
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,760
OK?

1433
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,610
It's crass.

1434
00:52:20,610 --> 00:52:21,527
She's right.

1435
00:52:21,527 --> 00:52:23,820
You are one of the
best damn actors

1436
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,980
I have ever laid eyes on.

1437
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:28,240
You belong on the stage!

1438
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,830
The show must go on.

1439
00:52:31,830 --> 00:52:33,420
The
commute is better.

1440
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:38,400
(SINGING) The show must go on!

1441
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:48,270
(SINGING) The show must go on.

1442
00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:51,350
The show must go on.

1443
00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:59,220
Oh, this feels good!

1444
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:00,740
Yes.
(ON) CLARA: It does feel good.

1445
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:01,670
I have to admit it.

1446
00:53:01,670 --> 00:53:04,040
It feels good.

1447
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,080
I'm in.

1448
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,680
Amazing!

1449
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,030
I'll rally the cast.

1450
00:53:09,030 --> 00:53:09,830
Wait.

1451
00:53:09,830 --> 00:53:11,390
Was there an earthquake today?

1452
00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:12,770
No, I don't think so.

1453
00:53:12,770 --> 00:53:13,687
Oh, weird.

1454
00:53:13,687 --> 00:53:16,710
It looks like you got
ready during an earthquake.

1455
00:53:16,710 --> 00:53:18,973
We are back!

1456
00:53:19,773 --> 00:53:22,620
We are Back!

1457
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,740
Rain's coming in.

1458
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:28,910
Rain's coming in!

1459
00:53:28,910 --> 00:53:32,660
I am hungry!

1460
00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:33,610
Oh, man.

1461
00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:36,230
Sam, aren't you always
hungry at this age?

1462
00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:37,270
I'm like, oh!

1463
00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:39,110
Oh, I missed you guys.

1464
00:53:39,110 --> 00:53:41,690
I love you!

1465
00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:45,440
Being here in
this group, I missed that.

1466
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,930
I missed feeling the room.

1467
00:53:47,930 --> 00:53:49,528
I missed hearing
language, staying

1468
00:53:49,528 --> 00:53:50,570
alert, going what's that?

1469
00:53:50,570 --> 00:53:52,130
What's my line, and
then knowing that it was

1470
00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:53,330
already in me the whole time.

1471
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,890
You all
missed each other.

1472
00:53:54,890 --> 00:53:55,743
Got it!

1473
00:53:55,743 --> 00:53:56,660
Yeah.

1474
00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:59,420
We fiddled with the
pressure balancing valve.

1475
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:02,403
It should keep the rain
temperature from fluctuating.

1476
00:54:02,403 --> 00:54:03,320
Great, guys.

1477
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,323
Nice adjustment.

1478
00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:05,240
Yeah.

1479
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:08,670
That way you can't
get severely burned.

1480
00:54:08,670 --> 00:54:09,545
Cool beans.

1481
00:54:10,345 --> 00:54:12,050
It's
pretty cool beans!

1482
00:54:12,050 --> 00:54:13,437
Why do you
say it so high like that?

1483
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,200
Why do you
say it so high like that?

1484
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,497
Shut up!

1485
00:54:16,497 --> 00:54:17,330
All right.

1486
00:54:17,330 --> 00:54:18,560
All right, guys.

1487
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,360
This production
is a total fucking heat roller.

1488
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,634
Not sure what
that means, guys, but let's

1489
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:23,435
keep our--

1490
00:54:23,435 --> 00:54:24,236
Is heat
roller good or bad?

1491
00:54:24,236 --> 00:54:25,280
Keep our
thoughts up there, OK?

1492
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,301
We're trying to focus down here.
We've got a big job ahead.

1493
00:54:28,103 --> 00:54:28,910
Yeah, drinks later.

1494
00:54:28,910 --> 00:54:29,712
Love you.

1495
00:54:29,712 --> 00:54:31,123
Great to
see you guys again.

1496
00:54:31,923 --> 00:54:33,350
Fuck off!

1497
00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:35,060
Let's shake that off.

1498
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:39,140
You guys, I promised you
a treat once, didn't I?

1499
00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:42,590
Well, today is the day
that treat is back--

1500
00:54:42,590 --> 00:54:44,300
a bajillion donuts.

1501
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,100
Hello.

1502
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:46,142
Oh my god.

1503
00:54:46,142 --> 00:54:47,020
I love donuts!

1504
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,460
They make me so happy.

1505
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:51,900
Cast donuts, huh?

1506
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,340
Typical.

1507
00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:54,870
Robbie, enter stage right.

1508
00:54:54,870 --> 00:54:57,036
Robbie, don't.

1509
00:54:57,036 --> 00:55:00,480
Sugar can
cause complications

1510
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:06,638
that ultimately result in
death, inflammation, diabetes.

1511
00:55:06,638 --> 00:55:07,680
Come on, man.

1512
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,050
One donut
could realistically

1513
00:55:12,050 --> 00:55:14,428
feed up to 10 people.

1514
00:55:14,428 --> 00:55:16,220
What in God's
name are you doing?

1515
00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,330
And what's the accent?

1516
00:55:17,330 --> 00:55:18,430
What is this?

1517
00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:21,600
He's
taking two donuts!

1518
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,503
Exeunt Robbie.

1519
00:55:23,503 --> 00:55:25,670
You know, a lot
of different personalities

1520
00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:27,230
in here, but let's just
keep the energy up.

1521
00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:28,230
Yoo hoo.

1522
00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:29,375
Oh, Thimberly.

1523
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,770
You slipped in undetected.

1524
00:55:30,770 --> 00:55:33,492
That's what
I said to Miles last night.

1525
00:55:33,492 --> 00:55:34,910
[LAUGHTER]

1526
00:55:34,910 --> 00:55:36,140
Good news, gang.

1527
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:39,100
We got Alabama jazz.

1528
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:39,900
Hurray!

1529
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,860
Alabama jazz!

1530
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:42,847
Amazing.

1531
00:55:42,847 --> 00:55:44,329
Really
punctures the eyes.

1532
00:55:44,329 --> 00:55:45,131
Hey, gal.

1533
00:55:45,131 --> 00:55:46,710
Do you want to see our
curtain call or what?

1534
00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:49,380
Yeah, a little curtain
call showcase for Thimberly.

1535
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:50,490
Come right this way.

1536
00:55:50,490 --> 00:55:51,972
And--

1537
00:55:52,772 --> 00:55:54,565
Oh, look at this.

1538
00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:56,950
Oh.

1539
00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,720
Oh, my friends.

1540
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,920
I believe we're
ready for previews.

1541
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,850
I knew it.
I knew it.

1542
00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:06,017
Miles and
I would like to invite you

1543
00:56:06,017 --> 00:56:08,560
all over for a cautiously
celebratory dinner tomorrow

1544
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,000
night at 3:30.

1545
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,778
Yes!

1546
00:56:11,778 --> 00:56:12,820
MARJORIE: I accept.

1547
00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:13,960
Will
there be lobster?

1548
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,430
Miles
does all the cooking.

1549
00:56:15,430 --> 00:56:17,950
Well, that's such a
wonderful invite, Thimberly.

1550
00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:19,660
Dress sharp.
(OFF) MARJORIE: Wow.

1551
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:20,460
OK.

1552
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:21,760
Oh, a 3:30 dinner?

1553
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,093
No ripped jeans.

1554
00:56:24,947 --> 00:56:26,940
MARJORIE: Oh, I say.
(ON) CLARA: I dare say.

1555
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,950
Are we
at Buckingham Palace?

1556
00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:30,005
I feel
like I'm in London.

1557
00:56:30,005 --> 00:56:32,024
Act like
you've been there before.

1558
00:56:32,024 --> 00:56:34,110
Look at this house.

1559
00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:34,910
Hi.

1560
00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:35,710
Hello.

1561
00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:37,360
Hi.

1562
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,235
Thimberly and Miles?

1563
00:56:38,235 --> 00:56:39,035
SAM: Yes.

1564
00:56:39,035 --> 00:56:39,835
SIMON: Yes.

1565
00:56:39,835 --> 00:56:41,660
It's that
house over there.

1566
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:43,250
Yeah, the small one.

1567
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,180
Over there.

1568
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,140
Yeah, there's a path.

1569
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,070
Open your eyes.

1570
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,800
Take the path.
Just take the path and go.

1571
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,790
All right.

1572
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:51,080
WOMAN: Are you stupid?

1573
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,385
Go down the path.

1574
00:56:52,385 --> 00:56:53,922
This way!
(OFF) WOMAN: Just keep walking.

1575
00:56:53,922 --> 00:56:54,724
Oh, hi.

1576
00:56:54,724 --> 00:56:56,088
Careful
on that top step.

1577
00:56:56,088 --> 00:56:57,480
Guess it's down here.

1578
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,600
MILES: Come on down.

1579
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,392
MARJORIE: I want
to go to that house.

1580
00:57:02,765 --> 00:57:04,640
Would
anyone like more beans?

1581
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,975
I dream of beanie.

1582
00:57:05,975 --> 00:57:08,360
Did you just
say, I dream of beanie?

1583
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,400
Oh my God.

1584
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,560
Beyond
my wildest beans.

1585
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,060
You
know, it's so funny.

1586
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:16,263
We thought you lived up
in the large, white house.

1587
00:57:16,263 --> 00:57:17,930
The
mansion up on the hill,

1588
00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:19,310
the big, white mansion.

1589
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:20,420
But we're not there.

1590
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:21,588
No.

1591
00:57:21,588 --> 00:57:23,630
How else do you think we
would accumulate wealth?

1592
00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:25,340
Ah.
(ON) MILES: We scrimp, we save.

1593
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,688
We live below our means in the
guest house of our own mansion.

1594
00:57:28,688 --> 00:57:30,230
Why
don't people do that?

1595
00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:32,397
And a
TikToker lives in our mansion.

1596
00:57:32,397 --> 00:57:34,293
I love TikTok.

1597
00:57:34,293 --> 00:57:35,960
And
this is Sugar Belle.

1598
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,826
She lives under the table.

1599
00:57:37,826 --> 00:57:40,106
[LAUGHTER]

1600
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,930
Would anyone like
some more water?

1601
00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:43,730
Hmm.

1602
00:57:43,730 --> 00:57:44,930
Thank you.

1603
00:57:44,930 --> 00:57:47,315
You know, your art
here is so evocative.

1604
00:57:48,115 --> 00:57:49,060
DAVINA: Oh, yes.

1605
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:50,185
Really, though.

1606
00:57:50,185 --> 00:57:52,903
The horse, kind of classic
symbol of aristocracy.

1607
00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,320
I
love the back legs.

1608
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,970
Pardon me.

1609
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:58,490
Sheldon intimated
that perhaps you lot

1610
00:57:58,490 --> 00:58:00,170
had skipped some
rehearsals and were

1611
00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,640
squandering our investment.

1612
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,140
THIMBERLY:
Don't start, Miles.

1613
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:05,805
It is a fair
line of inquiry, Thimberly.

1614
00:58:05,805 --> 00:58:07,430
It was
a creative decision.

1615
00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:09,680
(On) SAM: Yeah.

1616
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,340
We needed to take
a beat, come back to it fresh.

1617
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:18,470
Young man,
that's a waste of our funds.

1618
00:58:18,470 --> 00:58:20,000
Miles,
can I just ask, is

1619
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,917
that your actual
shoulder muscle,

1620
00:58:21,917 --> 00:58:23,540
or is that a shoulder pad?
Can I--

1621
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,340
Oh.

1622
00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:26,000
Oh my God.

1623
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,958
Wow, Miles.

1624
00:58:26,958 --> 00:58:28,196
It's a muscle.

1625
00:58:28,196 --> 00:58:29,482
Oh!

1626
00:58:29,482 --> 00:58:30,940
Muscle,
muscle, muscle.

1627
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:31,820
Hercules.

1628
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:35,240
My secret is I
don't eat breakfast or lunch.

1629
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:36,650
And then for dinner--

1630
00:58:36,650 --> 00:58:39,000
almost nothing.

1631
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,020
And then you have to
keep moving all the time.

1632
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,330
Never stop moving and stay low.

1633
00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:47,120
Always keep moving because it
keeps the pounds off and will

1634
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,650
keep your metabolism high.

1635
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:50,910
Move, move, move, move, move.

1636
00:58:50,910 --> 00:58:51,710
Keep moving.

1637
00:58:51,710 --> 00:58:54,650
And stay low when I walk,
lower than you would think.

1638
00:58:54,650 --> 00:58:56,960
Never stop moving.

1639
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,820
And that's why I'm
fit as a fiddle.

1640
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:01,275
Bravo.

1641
00:59:01,275 --> 00:59:02,730
MARJORIE: Bravo.
(OFF) CLARA: I love you guys.

1642
00:59:02,730 --> 00:59:03,930
That
sounds hard, fella.

1643
00:59:03,930 --> 00:59:05,460
I show no
signs of slowing down.

1644
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:06,660
No, you don't.

1645
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,743
Oh, thank you.

1646
00:59:07,743 --> 00:59:09,030
Do you know clapping push-ups?

1647
00:59:09,030 --> 00:59:09,960
I do those too.

1648
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,790
Miles, if you
can do that, you have to!

1649
00:59:11,790 --> 00:59:13,498
No, I'm
not going to do them.

1650
00:59:13,498 --> 00:59:14,385
I really-- I really--

1651
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:15,260
I beg thee!

1652
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,650
For you,
perhaps, young lady.

1653
00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:18,450
SIMON: Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

1654
00:59:18,450 --> 00:59:19,250
Lucky day.

1655
00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:20,050
Come on, come
on, come on, come on.

1656
00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:20,850
Let's see.

1657
00:59:20,852 --> 00:59:22,863
Miles!

1658
00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:24,780
Miles, Miles,
Miles, Miles, Miles.

1659
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:25,947
The inspiration!

1660
00:59:29,110 --> 00:59:30,969
And--

1661
00:59:30,969 --> 00:59:32,328
[CLAPS AND THUD]

1662
00:59:33,491 --> 00:59:34,908
RUDIE: He
must be exhausted.

1663
00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:36,390
SAM: Oh my god.
(ON) MARJORIE: Miles?

1664
00:59:36,390 --> 00:59:37,560
Miles?
(ON) SIMON: Bro.

1665
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,447
Miles?

1666
00:59:39,447 --> 00:59:42,004
Is he dead
or is he just being silly?

1667
00:59:42,004 --> 00:59:42,921
Miles!

1668
00:59:46,195 --> 00:59:47,570
Sam,
what did you do?

1669
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:50,733
Miles, don't go.

1670
00:59:50,733 --> 00:59:52,497
Not yet.

1671
00:59:52,497 --> 00:59:56,750
Don't leave me alone
with the staff.

1672
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,250
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]

1673
01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:11,167
[WARMUP VOCALIZATIONS]

1674
01:00:11,167 --> 01:00:12,250
Hello, hello.

1675
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,930
Hello, Corden!

1676
01:00:13,930 --> 01:00:15,650
Corden.

1677
01:00:15,650 --> 01:00:17,240
Corden, Corden!

1678
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,950
How you doing, man?

1679
01:00:18,950 --> 01:00:20,380
Amazing.
(ON) MARJORIE: There we go.

1680
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:22,450
I'm back.
(ON) RUDIE: How was Channing?

1681
01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:23,250
Was he nice?

1682
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,570
Did you
make, like, $1,000,000?

1683
01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:27,490
Channing
was-- was chill, yeah.

1684
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:28,290
We had fun.

1685
01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:31,990
And my starmeter raised 19%.

1686
01:00:31,990 --> 01:00:33,250
So that counts for something.

1687
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:36,760
But it feels good to be
back here with you guys.

1688
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,390
You're like family to me in
that I don't know you that well,

1689
01:00:40,390 --> 01:00:42,280
but I care about you.
(ON) DAVINA: That's so sweet.

1690
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,080
Yeah.

1691
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:48,148
And before anybody asks, no,
I haven't changed too much.

1692
01:00:48,148 --> 01:00:49,940
Well, your
body hasn't changed.

1693
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:51,085
That's for sure.

1694
01:00:51,085 --> 01:00:53,860
Yeah, your
body hasn't changed either.

1695
01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:55,886
Please,
how can you tell?

1696
01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:57,410
I'm swimming in this thing.

1697
01:01:01,677 --> 01:01:02,760
Miles is dead.

1698
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,635
No shit.

1699
01:01:12,204 --> 01:01:14,664
[APPLAUSE]

1700
01:01:18,110 --> 01:01:21,390
Oh, looks
like it might rain.

1701
01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:26,550
Rain might clear away the smoke
from all those factory farms.

1702
01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:28,020
Oh, boy.

1703
01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:31,388
Sit down here to
my morning paper.

1704
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:32,852
[LAUGHS]

1705
01:01:42,986 --> 01:01:44,408
[THUNDER]

1706
01:01:44,408 --> 01:01:46,940
[RAIN FALLING]

1707
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:50,700
Home sweet home.

1708
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:54,780
This is our third home,
due to factory fires.

1709
01:01:57,850 --> 01:02:00,880
So excuse me, mama.

1710
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,870
I'm going to go show
you where Buck is now.

1711
01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:09,280
Said I'm
drunk on raspberry cordials.

1712
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,665
Yes, I am.

1713
01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,640
[THUNDER]

1714
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:20,125
Oh, my grandmamma,
grandpappy, and the house.

1715
01:02:22,730 --> 01:02:25,500
Oh, the house before we
lost it in the factory fire.

1716
01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:31,040
[THUNDER]

1717
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,475
There it
is, that familiar smell,

1718
01:02:34,475 --> 01:02:37,330
the factory fire.

1719
01:02:37,330 --> 01:02:40,570
We've had three
this year already.

1720
01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:42,850
What's one more?

1721
01:02:42,850 --> 01:02:45,635
I've lost all my
friends in those fires.

1722
01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:49,290
It's blazing!

1723
01:02:56,544 --> 01:02:59,024
[COUGHING]

1724
01:02:59,024 --> 01:03:01,504
[APPLAUSE]

1725
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,340
Do they even like it?

1726
01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:15,060
It was so lukewarm.

1727
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:15,860
God.

1728
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,730
I'm used to standing
fucking ovations.

1729
01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:19,320
Sam's
extremely green.

1730
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,925
Give her a break.
She's in menopause.

1731
01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:22,050
She's an idiot.

1732
01:03:22,050 --> 01:03:24,008
Yeah, it
kind of sucks being back.

1733
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,400
We would love to
dedicate tonight's performance,

1734
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,220
y'all, to somebody who is dead.

1735
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:36,180
[LAUGHS]

1736
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:39,570
Our guy who is a part of
the community theater and we

1737
01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:40,390
love him.

1738
01:03:40,390 --> 01:03:41,190
He's dope.

1739
01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:44,400
Miles, we love you,
and we miss you.

1740
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,330
Come back.

1741
01:03:45,330 --> 01:03:46,480
No, he can't.

1742
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,280
[LAUGHS]

1743
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,390
But, Thimberly, we are
here with you, girl.

1744
01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:51,390
Oh, why!

1745
01:03:56,490 --> 01:03:58,320
No, I
mean, we can always

1746
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,363
change that blocking and stuff.
(ON) MARJORIE: Oh my god.

1747
01:04:00,363 --> 01:04:01,320
Paparazzi.
Is it Zac Efron?

1748
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,445
RUDIE: Wait a second.

1749
01:04:02,445 --> 01:04:03,650
Is this for me?

1750
01:04:03,650 --> 01:04:04,560
Oh my God.

1751
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,880
Oh my God, congrats.

1752
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:06,815
Great preview.

1753
01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:08,190
It's a
start, you know.

1754
01:04:08,190 --> 01:04:09,270
What's this?

1755
01:04:09,270 --> 01:04:11,853
They're just doing
a story on my little theater.

1756
01:04:11,853 --> 01:04:13,020
Congratulations.

1757
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,310
I'm Rudie.

1758
01:04:14,310 --> 01:04:15,448
Yeah, we've met.

1759
01:04:15,448 --> 01:04:16,740
She's here every day.

1760
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,200
You know,
your hair looks so rad,

1761
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,270
all piled up like a sea goddess.

1762
01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:22,170
Can I touch it?

1763
01:04:22,170 --> 01:04:24,300
Come on, I think
we should have stopped at rad.

1764
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,669
No one stopped her?
No one stopped her?

1765
01:04:25,669 --> 01:04:26,471
No, we
should get out of here.

1766
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:28,260
We're mucking up your
whole setup here.

1767
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:30,420
Hey, great work on
everything, you guys.

1768
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:31,828
You really nailed it today.

1769
01:04:31,828 --> 01:04:33,120
Big things for you.

1770
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,020
Wow.

1771
01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:34,820
Thank you, Rudie.

1772
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:37,440
SAM: Good job, Rudie.

1773
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,070
R-U-D-I-E.

1774
01:04:39,070 --> 01:04:42,050
I really want you to
come see my show, Oil & Rancor.

1775
01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,050
It's at the Yellow Goat.

1776
01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:44,880
I would be
absolutely delighted to.

1777
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,588
OK, great.
I'll put you on the list.

1778
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,130
No, I want
to buy a ticket.

1779
01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:49,020
I want to support.

1780
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:51,150
It's sold out.

1781
01:04:51,150 --> 01:04:52,930
I'll-- I'll throw
your name in the list.

1782
01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:53,730
Sold out?

1783
01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:54,705
That's so great.

1784
01:05:05,575 --> 01:05:07,200
I just
can't even freaking

1785
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,180
believe that ghosts are real.

1786
01:05:09,180 --> 01:05:11,540
But they sure are.

1787
01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:13,062
Because I'm one.

1788
01:05:13,062 --> 01:05:14,270
We have a saying.

1789
01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:17,540
If there's a factory fire,
it's probably Tuesday.

1790
01:05:21,212 --> 01:05:26,162
I killed daddy!

1791
01:05:26,162 --> 01:05:28,657
[APPLAUSE]

1792
01:05:35,141 --> 01:05:36,641
Follow
me on Instagram.

1793
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,300
Yes?

1794
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,800
Are you
from Down South?

1795
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,970
I love grits.

1796
01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:44,810
Does that count?

1797
01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:49,370
Yes?

1798
01:05:49,370 --> 01:05:50,990
I have a
question for you.

1799
01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:53,330
It seemed water wastey.

1800
01:05:53,330 --> 01:05:54,578
Are we not in a drought?

1801
01:05:54,578 --> 01:05:56,870
[SIGHS] Did you
get the free tickets OK, Meg?

1802
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:57,718
Yeah.
(ON) SAM: All the comps?

1803
01:05:57,718 --> 01:05:58,520
Yeah?
Good.

1804
01:05:58,520 --> 01:05:59,320
All right.

1805
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,740
Any other questions from
anyone here tonight?

1806
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,433
Anyone else?

1807
01:06:03,433 --> 01:06:04,235
CLARA: Oh, that
guy has a question.

1808
01:06:05,035 --> 01:06:05,870
SIMON: Mm-mm.

1809
01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:07,170
That's all
the time we have.

1810
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:08,753
Thank you for
supporting live theater.

1811
01:06:08,753 --> 01:06:11,236
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1812
01:06:11,236 --> 01:06:13,701
[APPLAUSE]

1813
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,350
This is such a relief.

1814
01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:26,745
I never get a female driver.

1815
01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:31,400
Interesting.

1816
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:32,930
What's interesting?

1817
01:06:32,930 --> 01:06:37,520
Seems it would go
against the idea of feminism

1818
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:42,140
to presuppose, huh, we have
the same values because

1819
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:45,440
of our exterior appearance
or presumed plumbing,

1820
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,887
even to assume, young lady,
that I'm not dangerous.

1821
01:06:48,887 --> 01:06:50,345
Yeah,
right here is good.

1822
01:06:51,410 --> 01:06:53,202
Where?

1823
01:06:53,202 --> 01:06:54,660
Um, just
really anywhere.

1824
01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:56,730
Not yet.

1825
01:06:56,730 --> 01:06:57,530
OK, look.

1826
01:06:57,530 --> 01:06:58,370
Right here.

1827
01:06:58,370 --> 01:06:59,190
What the?

1828
01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,500
Oh my--
(OFF) DRIVER: That's right.

1829
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,270
Cash, stolen guns.

1830
01:07:02,270 --> 01:07:03,350
Stolen guns.

1831
01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:08,000
Holy shit.

1832
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,018
I'm terrified.

1833
01:07:09,018 --> 01:07:10,310
Of course you are.

1834
01:07:10,310 --> 01:07:11,948
I need to get
out of this car right now.

1835
01:07:11,948 --> 01:07:12,750
You don't.

1836
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,550
OK.

1837
01:07:13,550 --> 01:07:15,120
I'm sorry that I felt safe.

1838
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,790
I certainly take it back.

1839
01:07:16,790 --> 01:07:17,810
Where are we going?

1840
01:07:17,810 --> 01:07:19,560
I've got
a couple of errands.

1841
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,878
Hey, just wanted to
take a quick picture,

1842
01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:25,889
just to prove that
I dropped you off.

1843
01:07:25,889 --> 01:07:26,690
What?

1844
01:07:27,491 --> 01:07:28,460
DRIVER: Got it.
(ON) SAM: You're psychotic.

1845
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,660
There are privacy laws.

1846
01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:31,650
Bye!

1847
01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:32,450
Thank you.

1848
01:07:35,282 --> 01:07:36,240
GREGGY: Hey, Sam.

1849
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,530
It's Greggy.

1850
01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:40,300
Listen, I heard you didn't get
any standing O's in previews?

1851
01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:41,100
Yikes.

1852
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,840
Anyway, I told you, meet me.

1853
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,100
Chess Cafe, OK?

1854
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:46,020
I'm here most afternoons,
hanging out with

1855
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,490
my new community of cool buds.

1856
01:08:25,592 --> 01:08:28,770
It was
a crisp summer day.

1857
01:08:28,770 --> 01:08:30,630
I was eating a plum.

1858
01:08:30,630 --> 01:08:34,569
Plums are sweet and nectary.

1859
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:38,210
Where can you find a
plum tree in the city?

1860
01:08:38,210 --> 01:08:41,250
I've never seen one.

1861
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:44,430
Yet in my childhood,
on a crisp summer day,

1862
01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:48,510
I did pluck the plums
and eat them slowly.

1863
01:08:48,510 --> 01:08:50,624
Plum!

1864
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:58,420
The year is 8005.

1865
01:08:58,420 --> 01:09:01,779
A great plague is upon us.

1866
01:09:01,779 --> 01:09:03,899
I feel lost.

1867
01:09:03,899 --> 01:09:06,240
I am lost.

1868
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,388
But aren't you?

1869
01:09:08,388 --> 01:09:09,320
Aren't we all?

1870
01:09:12,590 --> 01:09:14,470
Who could love me?

1871
01:09:14,470 --> 01:09:16,770
Who?

1872
01:09:16,770 --> 01:09:19,245
I've tried my whole life!

1873
01:09:22,135 --> 01:09:24,420
[DISCORDANT PLAYING]

1874
01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:29,376
That's called America
as we know it.

1875
01:09:29,376 --> 01:09:33,128
[SOBBING] Help!

1876
01:09:33,128 --> 01:09:36,618
Why aren't you helping me?

1877
01:09:36,618 --> 01:09:40,027
Don't look.

1878
01:09:40,027 --> 01:09:41,175
Help!

1879
01:09:41,175 --> 01:09:41,975
Oh!

1880
01:09:47,032 --> 01:09:51,149
Cords, so many cords!

1881
01:09:51,149 --> 01:09:53,779
My neck.

1882
01:09:53,779 --> 01:09:59,940
my spine, my ass,
surrounded by cords!

1883
01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:03,180
I can't escape the cords!

1884
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:06,125
Everywhere I go-- cords.

1885
01:10:19,328 --> 01:10:22,316
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

1886
01:10:35,762 --> 01:10:39,810
Y'all,
sit down, sit down.

1887
01:10:39,810 --> 01:10:44,070
I wrote this play for
my soul, for your soul,

1888
01:10:44,070 --> 01:10:47,220
for your soul, your soul,
for all of our souls.

1889
01:10:47,220 --> 01:10:48,810
Theater is connection.

1890
01:10:48,810 --> 01:10:50,340
Art is connection.

1891
01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:54,690
And I believe that I was put
on this earth to connect.

1892
01:10:54,690 --> 01:10:58,860
Every single one of y'all
in this audience is tribe.

1893
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,500
And the vibe is
always for the tribe.

1894
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:02,970
You know what I'm saying?

1895
01:11:02,970 --> 01:11:07,080
And on that note, white
theater with a capital W,

1896
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,360
your day has come and gone.

1897
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,160
Sorry.

1898
01:11:17,293 --> 01:11:18,694
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1899
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,570
Star!

1900
01:11:21,570 --> 01:11:23,190
A plum is juicy.

1901
01:11:23,190 --> 01:11:24,900
Plum!

1902
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,740
Oh my God.

1903
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,135
You're a genius!

1904
01:11:27,135 --> 01:11:28,010
Thank you.

1905
01:11:28,010 --> 01:11:29,843
Oh, I should
have got you flowers.

1906
01:11:29,843 --> 01:11:30,837
You crushed it.

1907
01:11:30,837 --> 01:11:31,920
Oh, no worries.

1908
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,860
I'm actually on my
way out the door.

1909
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:35,460
Me and the cast are
going to go party.

1910
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:36,502
Oh, that's fun.

1911
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:42,060
What do you put in the water
here, and can you bottle it?

1912
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:44,465
I'll take 245 bottles, please.

1913
01:11:44,465 --> 01:11:45,840
That's the capacity
of the Regis.

1914
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,070
Oh, stop it.

1915
01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:48,970
Your show is so good.

1916
01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,900
I've never gotten a
standing O like that before.

1917
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,990
That was so magical.

1918
01:11:52,990 --> 01:11:54,990
Oh, well, you
know, you can't measure

1919
01:11:54,990 --> 01:11:56,370
yourself on that type of crap.

1920
01:11:56,370 --> 01:11:58,810
I can, and I do.

1921
01:11:58,810 --> 01:11:59,610
Sorry.

1922
01:11:59,610 --> 01:12:00,410
It's your night.

1923
01:12:00,410 --> 01:12:01,553
It's not about all this.

1924
01:12:01,553 --> 01:12:02,636
It is my night.

1925
01:12:02,636 --> 01:12:04,390
It was so amazing.

1926
01:12:04,390 --> 01:12:06,010
I literally feel like a queen.

1927
01:12:06,010 --> 01:12:08,800
Everyone was clapping so much--
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

1928
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,360
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
It was so loud.

1929
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,730
It's like my ears are still
ringing from the clap,

1930
01:12:12,730 --> 01:12:14,050
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

1931
01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:15,580
I mean, you felt it.

1932
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:17,470
Yes, I
was-- it was loud.

1933
01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:18,470
It was crazy.

1934
01:12:18,470 --> 01:12:19,887
It's
incredible that you

1935
01:12:19,887 --> 01:12:21,970
have your own crowd
that came out and just

1936
01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:23,905
supports you like that.

1937
01:12:23,905 --> 01:12:25,780
The Regis
has a built-in audience.

1938
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:27,700
I feel like you got
your own crowd too.

1939
01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,530
I know, but
white theater's over

1940
01:12:29,530 --> 01:12:31,510
so I guess I need a new job.

1941
01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:32,800
Oh.

1942
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,150
You took that personal?

1943
01:12:34,150 --> 01:12:35,680
No, I'm
kidding with you.

1944
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,860
I said white theater
with a capital W. Yeah, I

1945
01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:40,960
felt comfortable
enough in the moment

1946
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,910
to express the sentiment
that the theater

1947
01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:44,530
establishment is musty.

1948
01:12:44,530 --> 01:12:45,472
I didn't say you.

1949
01:12:45,472 --> 01:12:47,680
I don't even know
how we got on this topic.

1950
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:51,680
You were mad I got
a standing O. Remember that?

1951
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,250
Yeah, because if you never
get one, that's on you, love.

1952
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,210
Whoa.
Come on.

1953
01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:56,390
I'm not trying to
make this about me.

1954
01:12:56,390 --> 01:12:57,973
I'm just in this
weird situation where

1955
01:12:57,973 --> 01:12:59,860
everyone's comparing
me to this man

1956
01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:01,910
who has 20 years of experience.

1957
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:03,130
And it's not fair, like.

1958
01:13:03,130 --> 01:13:04,338
OK, you know what?

1959
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,120
I don't feel supported
in this visit.

1960
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,550
Yeah, this-- this is draining.

1961
01:13:09,550 --> 01:13:10,633
You have some blind spots.

1962
01:13:10,633 --> 01:13:11,433
Me?

1963
01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:12,640
Yeah.

1964
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:13,960
Big time.

1965
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,808
If you feel anything
less than grateful

1966
01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:17,350
for an opportunity
that was literally

1967
01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:20,920
plopped into your lap,
you got to reconsider.

1968
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,670
I'm not the person to
talk to about this.

1969
01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:23,470
What?

1970
01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:24,580
I mean, come on.

1971
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:26,740
I-- what-- what can I
do to be better, then?

1972
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:28,960
It actually
reminds me of this joke.

1973
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,510
What's the difference between
a thoughtful white person

1974
01:13:31,510 --> 01:13:32,870
and a thoughtless white person?

1975
01:13:32,870 --> 01:13:33,670
What?

1976
01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:35,528
Nothing.

1977
01:13:35,528 --> 01:13:37,570
I should have learned my
lesson with Lena Dunham,

1978
01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:40,174
but I simply love Girls.

1979
01:13:43,970 --> 01:13:46,920
For what it's
worth, I didn't love her play.

1980
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,520
But I thought
it was just so good.

1981
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:50,842
Of course you did.

1982
01:13:50,842 --> 01:13:52,918
[SCOFFS]

1983
01:13:52,918 --> 01:13:54,460
Thank you
for understanding

1984
01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:56,418
that I'm going to need
you to pay up front now.

1985
01:13:56,418 --> 01:13:57,520
Yeah.

1986
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,610
So I saw Star's play
and just-- boom,

1987
01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:02,560
standing ovation right away.

1988
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,600
I'm like, what am I doing?

1989
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,420
I feel like I have
nothing to say.

1990
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,045
You're
having a breakthrough.

1991
01:14:08,045 --> 01:14:09,078
I am?

1992
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,620
You don't
have much to say.

1993
01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:11,995
Well,
let me say this--

1994
01:14:11,995 --> 01:14:14,597
give me all my
money back, addict!

1995
01:14:14,597 --> 01:14:15,680
I don't have it.

1996
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,480
What?

1997
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:17,806
I spent it.

1998
01:14:17,806 --> 01:14:19,520
Sam, I have a
gambling addiction.

1999
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:20,480
Good god.

2000
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:22,385
I never I was perfect!

2001
01:14:22,385 --> 01:14:24,500
I-- I do
have something to say.

2002
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,370
Ow.

2003
01:14:25,370 --> 01:14:26,990
You hurt my hand!

2004
01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:27,790
OK.

2005
01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:29,290
OK, you
need to pay for this.

2006
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:30,332
Oh my goodness.

2007
01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:32,448
I fucking paid at the beginning.

2008
01:14:32,448 --> 01:14:33,940
That is my bad.
You did.

2009
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:34,900
I apologize.

2010
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,520
Please excuse me.

2011
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,460
I have to step away
from this, for I

2012
01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:42,490
must attend opening night
of my directorial debut

2013
01:14:42,490 --> 01:14:43,365
at the Regis Theater.

2014
01:14:43,365 --> 01:14:45,365
Sounds like you
don't need me anymore.

2015
01:14:45,365 --> 01:14:46,900
I guess I'll just
jump off a bridge.

2016
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,906
Meg!

2017
01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:51,371
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2018
01:15:15,318 --> 01:15:19,840
No, daddy.
No.

2019
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:20,920
Hey, guys.

2020
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,070
Slap looks fantastic.

2021
01:15:24,070 --> 01:15:27,438
Corden, it's been so nice
having you back at the Regis.

2022
01:15:27,438 --> 01:15:29,980
Oh, I told you I'd
be back as long as you let me

2023
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:31,272
miss almost all the rehearsals.

2024
01:15:31,272 --> 01:15:33,130
And you're
a man of your word.

2025
01:15:33,130 --> 01:15:34,450
Now, mama.
(ON) MARJORIE: Yeah.

2026
01:15:34,450 --> 01:15:35,250
Papa.

2027
01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:40,750
My vet and my pro, I've got a
new monologue for each of you.

2028
01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:42,295
On opening night?

2029
01:15:50,517 --> 01:15:51,600
Enjoy the show.

2030
01:16:00,027 --> 01:16:01,824
Let's do
this warm-up for Miles.

2031
01:16:01,824 --> 01:16:02,626
Hell yeah.

2032
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,798
Love you, Miles.

2033
01:16:03,798 --> 01:16:05,166
I feel you here.

2034
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:06,982
What's coming in?

2035
01:16:06,982 --> 01:16:08,205
Rain's coming in.

2036
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:37,260
Hmm.

2037
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:42,930
This world, I see it
with new eyes now--

2038
01:16:42,930 --> 01:16:48,120
white privilege,
infrastructure designed

2039
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:53,310
to support us while
cutting the other out

2040
01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:57,000
of the American dream.

2041
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,500
Generational wealth!

2042
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:08,670
And don't you even get me
started on so-called illegals.

2043
01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:09,470
Hmph.

2044
01:17:09,470 --> 01:17:15,105
You know who the biggest
illegal of all was, don't you?

2045
01:17:15,105 --> 01:17:21,260
why, Mr. Christopher Columbus.

2046
01:17:21,260 --> 01:17:27,260
Capitalism chews
up and spits out the have-nots.

2047
01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:28,520
And for what?

2048
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,830
The almighty dollar.

2049
01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:33,290
Yeah, just look at our--

2050
01:17:33,290 --> 01:17:39,020
our public school systems and
the prison industrial complex.

2051
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,880
Yeah, that's a great example.

2052
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,240
And it's-- it's all by design.

2053
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:47,445
So think about that.

2054
01:17:53,718 --> 01:17:55,200
[COUGHING]

2055
01:17:56,682 --> 01:17:58,164
[THUNDER]

2056
01:17:58,164 --> 01:18:01,140
I love advertising.

2057
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:06,650
It's about balance, something
I never had in this house.

2058
01:18:06,650 --> 01:18:09,255
Because you tore through this
family like a factory fire,

2059
01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:10,055
Mama.

2060
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:19,180
I may be a
ghost, but I'm still here!

2061
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:25,720
Oh, the wrath of
those I bore and those I raised

2062
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:32,740
is like a weight tied
to my torso, dragging me

2063
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:41,346
and all my good intentions
downward toward oblivion.

2064
01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:42,732
[THUNDER]

2065
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:47,452
Rain's coming in.

2066
01:18:47,452 --> 01:18:48,790
[THUNDER]

2067
01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:54,510
Shame,
shame on your fake rain!

2068
01:18:54,510 --> 01:18:58,500
Shame, shame on your fake rain!

2069
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,360
We are in a water crisis.

2070
01:19:05,570 --> 01:19:07,856
Oh, dinner's ready.

2071
01:19:07,856 --> 01:19:10,000
Mama, we ought to invite Buck.

2072
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,920
Lillie Mae's sweet on him.

2073
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:16,143
Oh, my husband
Buck, the-- the father

2074
01:19:16,143 --> 01:19:17,970
of my unborn child!

2075
01:19:17,970 --> 01:19:21,472
And, yes, I am pregnant!

2076
01:19:21,472 --> 01:19:23,436
Buck!

2077
01:19:23,436 --> 01:19:24,909
[THUNDER]

2078
01:19:26,390 --> 01:19:29,090
Shame,
shame, shame, shame.

2079
01:19:29,915 --> 01:19:35,960
Shame, shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame,

2080
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:42,930
shame, shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame,

2081
01:19:42,930 --> 01:19:46,810
shame, shame, shame, shame!

2082
01:19:46,810 --> 01:19:49,720
[APPLAUSE]

2083
01:19:53,570 --> 01:19:54,570
Yeah, yeah.

2084
01:19:54,570 --> 01:19:56,067
Fuck you!

2085
01:19:56,067 --> 01:19:58,063
[APPLAUSE]

2086
01:19:58,063 --> 01:20:03,552
Shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame,

2087
01:20:03,552 --> 01:20:08,241
shame, shame, shame, shame.

2088
01:20:08,241 --> 01:20:09,041
Oh!

2089
01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:16,360
Ow!

2090
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:19,270
How do you have so much
paint in this theater?

2091
01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:20,560
I don't get it.

2092
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,478
But I want to thank our
season ticket holders

2093
01:20:22,478 --> 01:20:23,770
because you make this possible.

2094
01:20:23,770 --> 01:20:25,853
When it's good, you
make that possible.

2095
01:20:25,853 --> 01:20:27,520
I thank you from the
bottom of my heart,

2096
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,305
and I want you to know
your hard-earned cash

2097
01:20:30,305 --> 01:20:31,180
isn't going to waste.

2098
01:20:31,180 --> 01:20:34,900
The Q&A is still on!

2099
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:38,350
It was a colorful
evening, obviously.

2100
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:40,360
But, yeah, does
anyone have a question

2101
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,460
for any of these
brilliant souls up here?

2102
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:44,150
Let's focus on the work.

2103
01:20:44,150 --> 01:20:45,700
Let's focus on the work, huh?

2104
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:48,370
Sam, you've
admitted yourself publicly

2105
01:20:48,370 --> 01:20:49,580
that you're not Southern.

2106
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:50,380
OK.

2107
01:20:50,380 --> 01:20:53,110
So at a time when
authenticity reigns supreme,

2108
01:20:53,110 --> 01:20:55,390
you are inauthentic.

2109
01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:56,260
Why?

2110
01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:57,540
What
can she do, right?

2111
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:59,415
She's supposed to write
a play about a writer

2112
01:20:59,415 --> 01:21:00,520
who becomes a director?

2113
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:01,750
And
then directs that?

2114
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:02,550
Man.

2115
01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:04,180
I think that'd be
a hall of mirrors.

2116
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:06,130
[LAUGHTER]

2117
01:21:06,130 --> 01:21:07,874
Who wrote
Peter Pan, a pirate?

2118
01:21:07,874 --> 01:21:08,676
Think about it.

2119
01:21:08,676 --> 01:21:10,775
Martin McDonagh wrote a
whole movie about Missouri

2120
01:21:10,775 --> 01:21:11,650
from across the pond.

2121
01:21:11,650 --> 01:21:15,540
Or the dream-- he wrote
Single Ladies, and he's a man!

2122
01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:18,040
All right, they've
been working really hard to put

2123
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,248
on a great show for you guys.

2124
01:21:19,248 --> 01:21:20,320
They really have, OK?

2125
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,840
So they would love
a question, in spite

2126
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,990
of all the weird setbacks with
environmentalists apparently

2127
01:21:25,990 --> 01:21:28,360
just kind of pegging
me and Clara, which

2128
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,010
is sort of sexist in a way.

2129
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:30,970
Weird.

2130
01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:32,180
Sexist environmentalists.

2131
01:21:32,180 --> 01:21:33,480
OK.
(ON) SIMON: What's up, man?

2132
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:34,355
Hello, sir.

2133
01:21:34,355 --> 01:21:35,190
Here.

2134
01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:36,170
Oh, oh.

2135
01:21:36,170 --> 01:21:38,020
I'm not sexist.

2136
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,100
Oh.

2137
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:41,605
Thanks, Sam.

2138
01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:42,433
Oh, wait.

2139
01:21:42,433 --> 01:21:43,600
I really do have a question.

2140
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,250
Where is this play set?

2141
01:21:45,250 --> 01:21:46,420
The Deep South.

2142
01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:48,100
No, you cannot ask a question.

2143
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:49,570
Yeah, you don't
get a question, honeybun!

2144
01:21:49,570 --> 01:21:51,670
Well, it's
clearly a fictional location

2145
01:21:51,670 --> 01:21:54,760
with conflicting cultural
and geographical references

2146
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:56,470
and accents and costumes.

2147
01:21:56,470 --> 01:21:58,060
Ugh,
you coastal elites,

2148
01:21:58,060 --> 01:22:00,970
you love our cracker barrels
and our Southern plays

2149
01:22:00,970 --> 01:22:03,010
and our need for jet
skis and ferrets,

2150
01:22:03,010 --> 01:22:04,960
but you sneer at
rural values when

2151
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,270
you get in the voting booth.

2152
01:22:06,270 --> 01:22:08,530
OK, I'd
rather not enter a full

2153
01:22:08,530 --> 01:22:10,210
political discussion right now.

2154
01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:11,684
Oh,
watch whiteness work.

2155
01:22:11,684 --> 01:22:12,486
What does that mean?

2156
01:22:12,486 --> 01:22:14,950
Why don't you treat
water as a precious resource?

2157
01:22:14,950 --> 01:22:16,700
My God,
look at all the water

2158
01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:18,770
coming up and down my tits!

2159
01:22:18,770 --> 01:22:21,520
Oh, go, go, go, go, go.

2160
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:23,720
Why
isn't grief linear?

2161
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:27,460
Why does it spin relentlessly
around like a tornado?

2162
01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:29,080
Why are you a Jew?

2163
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,711
Why did
you sleep with me?

2164
01:22:30,711 --> 01:22:31,513
Really?

2165
01:22:31,513 --> 01:22:32,675
I'm
your subordinate

2166
01:22:32,675 --> 01:22:33,760
in a professional setting.

2167
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:34,927
Well, I was drunk!

2168
01:22:34,927 --> 01:22:36,160
You know I was drunk.

2169
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:36,960
That's why.

2170
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:39,310
That's why I would sleep with
you, because I was drunk.

2171
01:22:39,310 --> 01:22:40,890
Booze hound!

2172
01:22:40,890 --> 01:22:42,370
CLARA: Sam, not an usher.

2173
01:22:42,370 --> 01:22:43,660
Oh, OK, Greggy.

2174
01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:44,460
She fucked Greggy.

2175
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,260
Yeah.

2176
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,210
Yeah, she did.

2177
01:22:46,210 --> 01:22:47,536
To bring that here.

2178
01:22:47,536 --> 01:22:48,494
Apologize!

2179
01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:49,480
Apologize.

2180
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:52,360
Apologize,
apologize, apologize.

2181
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,490
Oh, oh!

2182
01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,110
Apologize, apologize!

2183
01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:56,970
Don't
listen to them, Sam!

2184
01:22:56,970 --> 01:22:58,970
All right,
Greggy, that's not helping.

2185
01:22:58,970 --> 01:22:59,770
All right?

2186
01:22:59,770 --> 01:23:01,157
That's not helping.

2187
01:23:01,157 --> 01:23:03,542
You're not even supposed
to be in this building.

2188
01:23:03,542 --> 01:23:08,789
Apologize,
apologize, apologize!

2189
01:23:08,789 --> 01:23:11,588
For what?

2190
01:23:11,588 --> 01:23:14,460
What do you want me
to apologize for?

2191
01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:18,710
You ever think about that?

2192
01:23:22,970 --> 01:23:24,180
You ever think about that?

2193
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,950
What do you want me
to apologize for?

2194
01:23:30,950 --> 01:23:33,860
I can't even hear each thing!

2195
01:23:33,860 --> 01:23:37,370
You want me to apologize because
I wasn't thinking about water?

2196
01:23:37,370 --> 01:23:39,860
Because I fucked
some weird psycho?

2197
01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:40,940
Because I'm not Southern?

2198
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:42,230
Sorry.
Sorry.

2199
01:23:42,230 --> 01:23:43,080
I'm a Jew.

2200
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:43,880
Help.

2201
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:45,590
I'm drowning in
white woman tears.

2202
01:23:45,590 --> 01:23:47,810
Jews aren't white.
(ON) WOMAN: They are to me.

2203
01:23:47,810 --> 01:23:49,550
You think
I don't know I suck?

2204
01:23:49,550 --> 01:23:50,450
I suck.

2205
01:23:50,450 --> 01:23:51,860
I know that.

2206
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,158
And this is a group
of basic amateurs.

2207
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:55,760
Basic?

2208
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,830
Yeah, who are probably
going to-- let's be frank.

2209
01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,829
They're going to live and
die on this shitty stage.

2210
01:23:59,829 --> 01:24:00,631
Hey!

2211
01:24:00,631 --> 01:24:01,955
Yeah,
I don't know--

2212
01:24:01,955 --> 01:24:02,960
But I tried.

2213
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,570
I tried, and no one's happy.

2214
01:24:05,570 --> 01:24:07,820
I can barely pay my rent.

2215
01:24:07,820 --> 01:24:10,340
I don't know whose dream
this is, but it's not mine.

2216
01:24:10,340 --> 01:24:11,780
I just realized that right now.

2217
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:13,010
It's not mine.

2218
01:24:13,010 --> 01:24:15,700
Caring is
one piece of the puzzle.

2219
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:17,350
Talent is another.

2220
01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:19,421
Then you write
a fucking play, Rudie!

2221
01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:20,221
OK.

2222
01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:21,021
That's it.

2223
01:24:21,021 --> 01:24:23,590
Yeah, you can write
it with this stupid audience!

2224
01:24:23,590 --> 01:24:25,673
Sheldon, are
you going to do anything?

2225
01:24:25,673 --> 01:24:27,170
Shut up, Clara!

2226
01:24:27,170 --> 01:24:29,290
There's no one
waiting in the wings.

2227
01:24:29,290 --> 01:24:32,750
There's no man who's going to
come out and fucking save you.

2228
01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:33,550
Do you get it?

2229
01:24:33,550 --> 01:24:35,024
You're being
scary girl right now.

2230
01:24:35,024 --> 01:24:35,826
I know.
I'm going to shut down.

2231
01:24:35,826 --> 01:24:38,350
Sheldon is not
coming, because Sheldon's

2232
01:24:38,350 --> 01:24:39,790
a fucking pussy.

2233
01:24:39,790 --> 01:24:40,960
But no one sees that.

2234
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:45,920
Because if anyone in this
entire theater is a pussy,

2235
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,300
Sheldon is a pussy.

2236
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,517
Sheldon is a pussy!

2237
01:24:49,517 --> 01:24:51,902
[SOUTHERN MUSIC]

2238
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:58,440
It's over.

2239
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,090
We've reached an impasse.

2240
01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:01,450
Great.

2241
01:25:01,450 --> 01:25:03,617
Don't think
I forgot how you flirted

2242
01:25:03,617 --> 01:25:06,040
with Miles, ogling
his muscles, begging

2243
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,840
him to fatally exert himself.

2244
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:09,520
Please
understand, I had zero

2245
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:10,780
attraction to your husband.

2246
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:12,670
He is
out of your league.

2247
01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:16,390
Wouldn't have touched you with
a 10-foot pole, which he had,

2248
01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:19,280
by the way.

2249
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:22,250
Trust is
broken, and maybe you are too.

2250
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:23,670
Oh, maybe so.

2251
01:25:23,670 --> 01:25:24,470
Yeah.

2252
01:25:24,470 --> 01:25:27,770
In brighter news,
someone familiar with the play

2253
01:25:27,770 --> 01:25:30,290
has graciously thrown
his hat into the ring.

2254
01:25:30,290 --> 01:25:31,727
Oh, who, pray tell?

2255
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:32,560
Rudie.

2256
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:33,897
Oh, perfect.

2257
01:25:33,897 --> 01:25:35,480
We
felt it made sense.

2258
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:36,320
Did ya?

2259
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,600
Maybe tell Rudie that
actors are not hyenas

2260
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,090
or whatever mythical
shit you ascribe to them.

2261
01:25:41,090 --> 01:25:44,450
They're just very stupid people.

2262
01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:45,710
I see.

2263
01:25:45,710 --> 01:25:47,420
Everything is the man's fault.

2264
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:48,620
In this case, yes.

2265
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:50,610
No,
look inward, Sam.

2266
01:25:50,610 --> 01:25:51,410
I do.

2267
01:25:51,410 --> 01:25:53,990
I go to therapy every
week with one of the best

2268
01:25:53,990 --> 01:25:55,370
therapists in this country.

2269
01:25:55,370 --> 01:25:58,430
And this is where it brought
me, this shitty fucking office.

2270
01:25:58,430 --> 01:25:59,510
I hated this job.

2271
01:25:59,510 --> 01:26:01,280
And this trophy, I've
been looking at it.

2272
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,884
I fucking hate it.

2273
01:26:03,884 --> 01:26:04,880
Eh!

2274
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:05,870
Gah!

2275
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:08,090
Can't even
knock over a trophy.

2276
01:26:08,090 --> 01:26:09,980
I fucking
hate this place.

2277
01:26:09,980 --> 01:26:11,360
I quit.

2278
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:13,556
You're fired.

2279
01:26:13,556 --> 01:26:15,971
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]

2280
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:53,760
Sam,
you finally made it.

2281
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:55,980
How do you like my new office?

2282
01:26:55,980 --> 01:26:57,190
It's kind of gross.

2283
01:26:57,190 --> 01:26:58,350
These
are some of my buddies

2284
01:26:58,350 --> 01:26:59,517
who have also made mistakes.

2285
01:27:02,370 --> 01:27:06,457
You're one of us now,
one of the outcasts.

2286
01:27:06,457 --> 01:27:07,290
I'm sorry.

2287
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,880
Are there no levels here?

2288
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:12,000
Everyone's just clumped together
with me, a woman who had

2289
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,790
a minor outburst at a theater?

2290
01:27:14,790 --> 01:27:17,010
Protesters
got you ruffled, huh?

2291
01:27:17,010 --> 01:27:19,220
I see you're wearing all black.

2292
01:27:19,220 --> 01:27:22,730
Are you in mourning
for your life?

2293
01:27:22,730 --> 01:27:23,530
[CHUCKLES]

2294
01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:24,640
Yeah.

2295
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,160
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

2296
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,320
It's over.

2297
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:29,190
I'm out.

2298
01:27:29,190 --> 01:27:30,720
Rudie's directing.

2299
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,980
Rudie?

2300
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,660
He's great, very competent.

2301
01:27:33,660 --> 01:27:35,670
He has zero
directing experience.

2302
01:27:35,670 --> 01:27:37,820
But
he seems competent.

2303
01:27:37,820 --> 01:27:40,070
You know what I do when I
feel low, when I feel down?

2304
01:27:40,070 --> 01:27:43,860
I just meditate on all
those standing O's.

2305
01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:44,660
[SIGHS]

2306
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:45,530
Oh, hey.

2307
01:27:45,530 --> 01:27:49,190
I have got some exciting news
in the Greggy Land department.

2308
01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:50,055
What?

2309
01:27:50,055 --> 01:27:53,520
I think I
finagled myself a gig with--

2310
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:56,440
drum roll-- Nickelodeon.

2311
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:57,240
What?

2312
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:59,240
Maybe
I'll put in a word.

2313
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,240
That would be
so huge for me right now

2314
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:04,366
if you would really do that.

2315
01:28:04,366 --> 01:28:06,310
Got you.

2316
01:28:06,310 --> 01:28:07,110
Thanks.

2317
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,220
Hey,
can I put my hands

2318
01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:13,840
on both sides of your butt?

2319
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,220
I'm doing this book
about butt measurements.

2320
01:28:16,220 --> 01:28:17,020
And I think--

2321
01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:18,040
I'm an idiot.

2322
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,970
Desperation, and you
smelled it on me.

2323
01:28:19,970 --> 01:28:20,770
Of course.

2324
01:28:23,050 --> 01:28:24,100
Don't salute me.

2325
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:26,372
Fucking weirdos, you
ruin people's lives.

2326
01:28:26,372 --> 01:28:28,330
Hey, the
book is legit, all right?

2327
01:28:28,330 --> 01:28:30,125
And I'm serious
about Nickelodeon.

2328
01:28:30,125 --> 01:28:30,925
Sam!

2329
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:37,790
Rudie rules.

2330
01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:38,780
I love him.

2331
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:39,890
I love the confidence.

2332
01:28:39,890 --> 01:28:40,940
Sorry.

2333
01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:42,080
With
Rudie, it feels right.

2334
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:43,790
I just have to say that.
It just does.

2335
01:28:43,790 --> 01:28:45,890
It's so automatic, so organic.

2336
01:28:45,890 --> 01:28:50,120
We're like Laurel and Hardy,
just two total freaks.

2337
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,050
The
woman has lost power.

2338
01:28:52,050 --> 01:28:53,900
The man is in power.

2339
01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:55,670
And everyone is happy.

2340
01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:59,220
Rudie doesn't
care how people see him.

2341
01:28:59,220 --> 01:29:01,170
I like that.

2342
01:29:01,170 --> 01:29:03,530
You don't care about people.

2343
01:29:03,530 --> 01:29:05,370
That's my shit.

2344
01:29:05,370 --> 01:29:06,740
Yeah, he's a--

2345
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:08,030
he's an alpha.

2346
01:29:08,030 --> 01:29:09,740
Objectively, that's
better for the play,

2347
01:29:09,740 --> 01:29:12,230
if you believe in objectivity.

2348
01:29:12,230 --> 01:29:14,840
I don't.

2349
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:16,460
I'm going to go
be in Star's play.

2350
01:29:16,460 --> 01:29:19,130
She's special, you know?

2351
01:29:19,130 --> 01:29:23,305
She lets there be water
where Rudie is brick.

2352
01:29:23,305 --> 01:29:24,930
Can't build a house
with brick, but you

2353
01:29:24,930 --> 01:29:27,030
can build a lake with water.

2354
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:35,800
I just realized I
have K in my pocket.

2355
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,710
Why did I take over?

2356
01:29:38,710 --> 01:29:41,260
Why does a wild dog
attack a water buffalo?

2357
01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:47,245
It's not my fault Sam
is weak or like a mom.

2358
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:54,600
Don't act like I'm the only
person who hates their mother.

2359
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:57,925
Most people do.

2360
01:29:57,925 --> 01:29:58,850
Hmm.

2361
01:29:58,850 --> 01:30:00,550
They brought us into this mess.

2362
01:30:00,550 --> 01:30:02,860
What was the game plan?

2363
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:05,230
I mean, literally everything
bad that happens to us

2364
01:30:05,230 --> 01:30:07,940
is their fault.

2365
01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:12,020
I'm a Republican.

2366
01:30:18,143 --> 01:30:20,030
[LAUGHS]

2367
01:30:20,030 --> 01:30:25,860
(SINGING) I don't need a
mother, one to call my own.

2368
01:30:25,860 --> 01:30:31,065
I don't need a mother;
the theater is my home.

2369
01:30:34,843 --> 01:30:37,338
[APPLAUSE]

2370
01:30:57,797 --> 01:31:00,292
[APPLAUSE]

2371
01:31:22,248 --> 01:31:24,743
[APPLAUSE]

2372
01:31:37,218 --> 01:31:39,230
The
best day of my life!

2373
01:31:39,230 --> 01:31:42,590
I realized
I don't like the arts.

2374
01:31:42,590 --> 01:31:46,070
It's extremely manic.

2375
01:31:46,070 --> 01:31:47,330
I love it here.

2376
01:31:47,330 --> 01:31:49,310
Everything is in its place.

2377
01:31:49,310 --> 01:31:51,770
There's order.

2378
01:31:51,770 --> 01:31:54,710
I'm content.

2379
01:31:54,710 --> 01:31:56,410
I'm finally content.

2380
01:31:56,410 --> 01:31:59,410
Finance, who knew?

2381
01:31:59,410 --> 01:32:02,170
And they say they may have a
full-time position opening up.

2382
01:32:02,170 --> 01:32:07,100
So we'll see.

2383
01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:10,682
But I'm very happy.

2384
01:32:10,682 --> 01:32:13,172
[PHONE RINGING]

2385
01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:03,470
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2386
01:33:07,952 --> 01:33:12,030
SINGER: (SINGING) Trying
to give you up-- fiasco.

2387
01:33:12,030 --> 01:33:17,280
When I'm not with you,
I'm in airplane mode.

2388
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:20,127
Trying to give you up--

2389
01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:21,995
fiasco.

2390
01:33:21,995 --> 01:33:27,560
{\an8}When I'm not with you, I'm
stuck in airplane mode.

2391
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:37,720
{\an8}Airplane mode, airplane mode,
airplane mode, airplane mode.

2392
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:40,110
{\an8}Had to give you up.

2393
01:33:40,110 --> 01:33:42,765
{\an8}Didn't choose to.

2394
01:33:42,765 --> 01:33:47,760
{\an8}I don't feel like me
when I'm not with you.

2395
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:52,700
{\an8}You will always come,
but you never stay.

2396
01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:57,740
{\an8}We will always fall and
go our separate ways.

2397
01:33:57,740 --> 01:34:02,076
{\an8}How did I start walking
down this lonely road?

2398
01:34:02,076 --> 01:34:03,570
{\an8}Lonely road.

2399
01:34:03,570 --> 01:34:08,330
{\an8}That will always take
me as I grow more alone.

2400
01:34:08,330 --> 01:34:10,245
{\an8}I miss our contact.

2401
01:34:10,245 --> 01:34:11,674
{\an8}I miss holding hands.

2402
01:34:14,922 --> 01:34:18,960
{\an8}This be aching.

2403
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:24,240
Trying to give you up-- fiasco.

2404
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:28,560
{\an8}When I'm not with you,
I'm in airplane mode.

2405
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:32,000
{\an8}Trying to give you up--

2406
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,158
{\an8}fiasco.

2407
01:34:34,158 --> 01:34:38,898
{\an8}When I'm not with you, I'm
stuck in airplane mode.

2408
01:34:38,898 --> 01:34:43,820
{\an8}In a silk robe drinking
coffee all alone.

2409
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:49,024
{\an8}You know nothing good
ever happens in my phone.

2410
01:34:49,024 --> 01:34:53,899
You know nothing good
ever happens in my phone.

2411
01:34:53,899 --> 01:35:00,126
{\an8}I took a wrong turn
at a fork in the road.

2412
01:35:00,126 --> 01:35:05,189
Now I'm drinking
coffee in my silk robe.

2413
01:35:05,189 --> 01:35:10,612
Now I'm all alone drinking
coffee in my robe.

2414
01:35:10,612 --> 01:35:12,584
Oh!

2415
01:35:12,584 --> 01:35:18,007
Airplane mode.

2416
01:35:18,007 --> 01:35:20,000
I'm all alone, baby.

2417
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,330
Trying give you up--

2418
01:35:22,330 --> 01:35:23,713
fiasco.

2419
01:35:23,713 --> 01:35:24,635
Ah!

2420
01:35:24,635 --> 01:35:29,980
When I'm not with you,
I'm in airplane mode.

2421
01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:32,620
Trying to give you up--

2422
01:35:32,620 --> 01:35:34,000
fiasco.

2423
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,380
Can't give you up, baby!

2424
01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:40,240
When I'm not with you, I'm
stuck in airplane mode.

2425
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:45,522
Airplane mode,
airplane mode, baby.

2426
01:35:50,342 --> 01:35:52,990
Trying to give you up--

2427
01:35:52,990 --> 01:35:55,420
fiasco.

2428
01:35:55,420 --> 01:36:00,460
When I'm not with you,
I'm in airplane mode.

2429
01:36:00,460 --> 01:36:02,930
Trying to give you up--

2430
01:36:02,930 --> 01:36:05,595
fiasco.

2431
01:36:05,595 --> 01:36:10,900
When I'm not with you, I'm
stuck in airplane mode.

2432
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:19,630
Airplane mode, airplane mode,
airplane mode, airplane mode.

2433
01:36:22,630 --> 01:36:25,380
[SOBBING]