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("Merry Christmas Baby" by Chlöe playing)

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<i>♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪</i>

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♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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(whooping)

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♪ Santa came down the chimney ♪

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♪ Half past 3:00, y'all ♪

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♪ Left all them good ol' presents ♪

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♪ For my baby and for me, ah-ah-ah ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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♪ Oh, baby ♪

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♪ You bought all those good ol' presents ♪

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♪ I love you, baby,
for the rest of my life ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Yeah. ♪

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(song fades)

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(air hissing)

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BRUCE:
Ah! And God said, "Let there be Santa."

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(chuckles):
Holy cow. Wow.

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You sure got a thing for candy canes,
don't you, Chris?

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Yeah.

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And you sure got a thing
for big blow-up dolls, don't you, Bruce?

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Yeah, I love those blow-up dolls.

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Oh. Okay. No.

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(laughs):
I see what you did there.

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Did you blow all those up?

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We're, uh, we're a family that blows.

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And I see you're, uh, still carving
your wood-- little hobby.

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Yeah. All hand-carved.

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Yeah, it's cute.

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(chuckles):
It's not first-place cute, but it's cute.

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I don't know how a blow-up doll
could, you know,

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compare with this handcraftsmanship.

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(laughs) Not interested.

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- Well, we'll see. We'll see, Bruce.
- We w-- We will see.

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We will see. We will see.

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We will see.

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Do I want an invisibility cloak
or flying shoes?

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If an elf can make it,
you can wish for it, okay?

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Santa's elves can make anything.

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They can make anything.
Now finish that letter.

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Come on. We got to send it
all the way to the North Pole.

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How much more inflatable crap
is Bruce gonna put on that roof?

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Oh, Bruce.
Babe, thank you for reminding me.

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Please don't forget to buy a nice bottle
of red for us to go over there tonight.

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I'm not getting a good bottle
for the competition.

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They're not the competition.
They're our neighbors.

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(sighs) Dad, where are my cleats?

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Your cleats are right here.

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You know, Joy, I was wondering:
Since you're having such a hard time

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keeping track of things
while you're at home,

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what's gonna happen
when you go off to college...

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Notre Dame?

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How'd this get in the house?

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Dad, I... I know that you guys met at USC,
but I don't want to go there.

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What?! Huh?!

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(gasps dramatically)

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Excuse me.

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USC is in your blood.

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- Fight on.
- Fight on!

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Listen, sweetheart, I-I would be happy
to call my old softball coach.

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- No, Mom, I...
- (stammers)

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I'm-I'm shattered
that you don't want to go to USC.

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Wow. Joy.

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USC. Fight on.

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- Fight on, honey.
- Fight on.

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Only a half hour away.

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You could spend so much time with Dad.

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- (chuckles)
- That's right.

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It's only 20 minutes with no traffic.

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You could eat dinner with your family
every night.

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Yeah.

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Nick, um, how did that math test go?

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Oh, you had a math test? What'd you get?

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I don't let grades define me, Dad.

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All right, that does not sound good.

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Yeah, that don't sound good at all.

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Look, Nick, if you want to win in life,
you have to learn to focus

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- on what's important.
- (mouthing)

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Well, my music is important.

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Math is required. Music is elective.

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Okay, but, sweetie,
the-the music makes him happy.

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Yeah, but he ain't gonna make no money
making music.

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Well, I mean, there's a lot of
music people that make money, Chris.

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CHRIS:
Not playing the tuba.

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Name one tuba player
that's living his life like it's golden.

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- Oh.
- Just one.

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Have you ever heard
somebody in the band say,

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"And on tuba is," and they introduce him?

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CAROL: Hey, hon, I think
you should focus on the math.

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CHRIS:
You should focus on the math.

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No one ever blew up on the tuba.

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("This Christmas"
by Donny Hathaway playing)

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(singing along to radio):
♪ Hang all the mistletoe ♪

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♪ I'm gonna get to know you better ♪

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♪ This Christmas ♪

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♪ And as we trim the tree ♪

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♪ How much fun it's gonna be together ♪

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♪ This Christmas ♪

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♪ The fireside is blazing bright ♪

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♪ We're caroling through the night... ♪

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Hey, good morning, Pam.

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(crying):
Good morning.

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- What's the matter with you?
- (sobs)

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(sobbing):
Merry Christmas.

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TRE:
But, hey, good news.

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Our outplacement officers
will gladly assist you

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in obtaining the strongest references.

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Lee, nobody can talk
to the vendors like I can.

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Nobody has my relationships,
my history and my Rolodex.

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Rolodex, huh?

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Classic O.G.

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I love it.

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You're really gonna do this
right before Christmas?

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It's just business.

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Listen, we know it's the holidays.

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- (mouthing)
- We want to give you something

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to say thank you for your service.

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Hey, don't nobody want your fleece.

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Hey, you know what?
I'm-a take this fleece.

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You know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna regift it, show you how much
contempt I have for your holiday fleece.

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There for you.

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Yeah.

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Merry Christmas, brother.

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Merry Christmas.

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Uh, who's next?

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CAROL: So I stopped the bleeding
on the night sort by 14%.

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Great job as always, Carol. Right?

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The regionals are gonna be
impressed by all this.

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So, do you think
that they will consider me

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for the director of operations position?

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I feel like when the regionals come,
they'll see how we are the...

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that we're the best distribution center
in the west.

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(both laugh)

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Because of me and-and because of you.
Because of you.

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And be-- well, because of--
mostly because of me, so...

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can I count on your support?

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If everything goes perfectly.

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- Yes! Thank you.
- You got it.

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- Good work.
- Thank you so much.

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Thanks. Yes!

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(phone vibrates)

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Hello, Mrs. Carver.

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CAROL: You are never gonna believe
what just happened.

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Yeah, you know, I was gonna say
the same thing to you.

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I did it. I-I got, I got Donald's support.

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Oh, that's great, babe.

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They'd be crazy not to promote you.

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Chris, this is gonna be, like, an increase
in pay and-and more vacation time.

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Hey, listen, um...

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- something funny happened here today, too.
- Oh, hang on. Hang on a--

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- There's a backup in the sort.
- (alarm buzzing)

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- I'm gonna call you back.
- Hey, Carol, listen...

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I'll call you later. Okay, bye.

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- (line beeping)
- (knock on glass)

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Yoo-hoo. Hi.

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I'm Kimmer, your outplacement officer.

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I'm here to assist in your transition.

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- You're my what, now?
- Outplacement officer.

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- An outplacement officer?
- Yes, you're being outplaced.

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Ah, yes, I-I know.

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I knew I was being outplaced,

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but I didn't know that there was
an actual, uh, officer that assisted you.

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Yes, I'm here to help.
How are you feeling today?

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Well, you know, I got that...
got that, uh, outplaced feeling.

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So is this what you do?

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You help the fired people
leave their jobs?

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- RFPs.
- Oh, R--

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-"Recently fired persons."
- Oh, wow. Thank you, Kimmer.

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- And out we go.
- Oh. (chuckling)

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(car alarm honks)

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♪ ♪

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("The Christmas Song"
by Nat King Cole playing)

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♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪

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♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose... ♪

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CAROL:
Hey, there you are.

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- You ready?
- (sighs): Yeah.

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- Hey, Carol.
- Huh?

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There's something I... I...

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Where's the red wine?

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Ah, damn it.

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Oh, Chris, come on.

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I really don't want
to drink that box wine.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey.

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- You look pretty, Mom.
- Aw, thank you, sweetie.

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Hey, can you tell Joy and Nick
that we're across the street? -Yeah.

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- And the pizza's on its way, okay?
- Okay.

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- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

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(chuckles)

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Okay, I think we should try pickleball.

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Seriously, everybody's doing it.
Scott and Shelly are doing it.

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And I think that we should get
those matching headbands and, um, shorts.

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You look so good in those shorts.

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And that way, we could do stuff together.

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It'll be like we used to do.
You know how we used to do that?

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We would dress up and we would go out
and do, like, an activity.

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- Hey, Carol. Hey.
- Yes, my darling?

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Yes?

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I got laid off.

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Wait, what?

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I got laid off.

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Lee sold the company,
and they cut the sales division in half,

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and I was in the wrong half.

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Oh, my God. Wait, when did this happen?

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This morning.

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I didn't want to say anything about it
'cause you were so excited

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talking about Donald and the promotion.

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(sighs)
I just didn't want to ruin it, so...

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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.

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I'm screwed.

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No, you're not screwed.
You're not screwed.

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We'll... we'll figure this out.

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We will. -Listen, the kids
can't find out about this, okay?

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What are you talking about? They love you.

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They do, and they should know
what's going on.

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No, I just don't want to ruin
the last Christmas.

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"Last Christmas"?
What are you talking about?

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- Joy is moving out.
- Uh-huh.

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Nick is not that far behind, and...

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Oh, my God, my little baby girl is almost
old enough to realize what's going on.

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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You got thrown a curveball, all right,
but this is not our last Christmas.

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Okay?

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It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.

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- Are we?
- Yes, we are. We're gonna figure it out.

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- All right.
- BRUCE (pirate accent): Ahoy, neighbors!

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(laughs):
Permission to come aboard!

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I got the good stuff!

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BRUCE:
Yeah, join us for a box of grog!

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He means wine!

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We'll be right over!

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Give us two secs!

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(normal voice):
There's a box of wine, though.

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- CAROL: Yeah.
- (laughs)

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Do you want to skip this?

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- We can skip it.
- No, you heard him.

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- He got the good stuff. Let's go.
- All right.

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CHRIS:
Could do with a glass of the good stuff.

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- I'll drink the box myself.
- (laughs)

245
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Maybe I'll feel better.

246
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,376
CAROL:
I'll give you some good stuff later.

247
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:30,376
- CHRIS: Oh, okay, I'm-a hold you to that.
- (laughs): Okay.

248
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,376
("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing)

249
00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:35,209
(lively chatter)

250
00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:37,376
Aidan's school called.

251
00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:39,584
Apparently, compared to
the other kids in his class,

252
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:43,251
he is testing off the charts in math.
(laughs)

253
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:45,376
You know, I saw an article online recently

254
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:48,959
that said a lot of sociopaths
were math prodigies.

255
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,709
But not Aidan.

256
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:56,918
Well, I don't know about you guys, but
I'm so excited Candy Cane Lane is here.

257
00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:59,293
- Yeah.
- The lights, the decorations,

258
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:00,584
the goodwill between neighbors.

259
00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:03,126
I hear the competition
is different this year.

260
00:12:03,126 --> 00:12:05,376
MAN:
Hurry up, guys. It's about to start.

261
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,209
- (fanfare plays)
- ANNOUNCER: This is Prism 1.

262
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:09,543
Seeing the world through your eyes.

263
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:13,584
Hi. I'm Emerson Turner.

264
00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:15,334
And I'm (clicks tongue) Kit Kleiman.

265
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,293
Oh, that's-that's new.

266
00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:20,543
And we're hosting
the Candy Cane Lane Spectacular

267
00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:22,709
live from beautiful El Segundo.

268
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,793
Only on Prism Cable.

269
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:27,834
EMERSON: Not only will there be
music, merrymaking...

270
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,043
And lights!

271
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:31,251
...but there will be high stakes as well,

272
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,793
as the neighbors compete
for best decorated house,

273
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,376
and because of our sponsors...

274
00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,751
Wait, sponsor?
We've never had a sponsor. What?

275
00:12:37,751 --> 00:12:40,626
- ...$100,000.
- (cash register dings)

276
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,209
- (crowd gasping, murmuring)
- SUZ: I'm sorry, what?

277
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,459
- (laughter)
- Shut up! -Oh, my...

278
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,168
$100,000?

279
00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:48,543
Join us all week
as we cover the festivities,

280
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starting with
our Santa's house lighting parade.

281
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,959
And ending with our spectacular finale
on Christmas Eve.

282
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,543
- (squealing)
- Christmas Eve!

283
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,584
EMERSON:
Christmas Eve is only three days away,

284
00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:02,459
so let the competition begin.

285
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:04,334
- Ho ho ho.
- (laughs)

286
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:07,084
- (fanfare plays)
- (excited murmuring)

287
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:08,501
(laughs)

288
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,084
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah.

289
00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:12,543
- (yawns)
- This was so fun.

290
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,751
- I'm tired.
- Thank you so much.

291
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,668
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- (lively chatter)

292
00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:17,334
It was so nice. It was so nice.

293
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:19,084
It was so ni-- thank-- okay, we're--

294
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,209
- Thank you so much.
- Yes, have a good night.

295
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:21,459
- We got to get Aidan...
- The wine was amazing.

296
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:24,418
Of course, we got to get Aidan to sleep.
Good night, everybody!

297
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:26,501
(birds chirping)

298
00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:34,459
(knock on door)

299
00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:37,459
I need your brackets to mount a reindeer.

300
00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:38,918
What?

301
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,584
(whirring)

302
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,293
Dad!

303
00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:46,043
(hip-hop beat playing)

304
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,626
Dad, are you, are you serious?

305
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,543
Thank you, son.

306
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,918
♪ ♪

307
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:58,668
I've got a supplier.

308
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:00,668
I can hook you up with more
if you need it.

309
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:02,293
That's my girl.

310
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,626
CAROL:
Uh, what is all this?

311
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,251
- What is this?
- What do you mean, what is all that?

312
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:08,001
You said to get a plan, so I got a plan.

313
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,334
Ugh. Okay.

314
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:12,626
Hey, look, I know it looks like a lot,
but I got to do something spectacular,

315
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:13,793
something they've never seen before.

316
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,293
- Okay, well... (groans)
- This'll be...

317
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:19,043
I was talking about
a plan for after Christmas.

318
00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:20,959
- Mm.
- Yes, like

319
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,251
(quietly):
maybe update your LinkedIn,

320
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:26,751
telling your vendors, letting people know
you're back on the market.

321
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,376
You know, we good, we good.

322
00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,668
- You know why?
- Why?

323
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,584
'Cause I'm gonna win Candy Cane Lane.

324
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:34,376
Oh, my love, I know that this is something
that's so important to you,

325
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:39,584
but I think that you need to consider
the idea that you might not win.

326
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:43,376
Oh, well, I also might not not win.

327
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:46,418
Okay, you know what?
Let's go, guys. Come on. Let's go.

328
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,334
- Let's go to school. Oh.
- Yes. Get the show on the road.

329
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,293
Hey, can you bring Holly to school today?

330
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,709
I don't know if I can do that
because I got a lot of stuff to do today.

331
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:55,459
I'm really busy.
I got to get a thousand icicles.

332
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,418
- God, okay, well, I got to go to work.
- Okay, touché.

333
00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,501
- Touché.
- Okay, you're going to work.

334
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,584
- Uh-huh. You got it?
- Okay. I will handle it.

335
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:02,834
- Thank you.
- Thank you, my love.

336
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,293
- All right, I love you.
- Love you, too.

337
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,001
- Bye-bye!
- (door closes)

338
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:09,126
Yeah, I'm not going to school, am I?

339
00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:11,459
Don't be ridiculous. Of course you're not.

340
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,543
- ("Jingle Bells" playing)
- (people clamoring)

341
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,793
("Silent Night" playing)

342
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,793
(soft pop music playing)

343
00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:30,334
Already?

344
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,584
You got to be freaking kidding me.

345
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,751
But our decorations are handmade.

346
00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,209
They'll see how hard you worked.

347
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,834
That's better than buying stuff.

348
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,918
Hard work? Nobody cares anymore.

349
00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,834
And crap beats quality every time.

350
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,584
Hard work.

351
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,709
I'm sorry, you're old enough
to know the truth.

352
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:59,918
Whenever somebody says to you,
"It's just business,"

353
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,709
then you're the one getting f--

354
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,876
Fleeced. Fleeced.

355
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,751
"Fleeced"?

356
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:06,959
Fleeced, yes.

357
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,043
Yeah, fleeced.
You're the one getting fleeced.

358
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,959
I got fleeced yesterday.

359
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,959
And I did not like it.

360
00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:20,251
Who cares about craftsmanship
or relationships?

361
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,293
You spent your whole career developing.

362
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:25,626
- Toss you out like cheap plastic...
- Dad. Stop!

363
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,293
(lights buzzing softly)

364
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,376
♪ ♪

365
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,584
- (bells jingling)
- (door creaking)

366
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:56,168
CHRIS:
Holly, look at this.

367
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:57,751
HOLLY:
Wow.

368
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,834
♪ ♪

369
00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:19,918
(soft mechanical whirring and buzzing)

370
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,501
♪ ♪

371
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,959
CHRIS:
This is unbelievable.

372
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,293
- Wow.
- This is amazing.

373
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,793
Look at this detail here.

374
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,168
- I know.
- Look at this thing. It looks like...

375
00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:52,668
- Merry Christmas!
- Oh, sh-- Hey.

376
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:54,209
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- (chuckles)

377
00:17:54,209 --> 00:17:56,293
I didn't mean to scare you.

378
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:57,751
(laughs)

379
00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,626
Who am I kidding? Of course I did.

380
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,543
What's Christmas without a little terror?

381
00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,209
(laughs) I'm Pepper.

382
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,168
Hey, Pepper.

383
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,126
Uh, hey, h-how long
has this place been here?

384
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:10,168
Oh, well, we're what the kids call
a pop-up.

385
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,543
You know, here today, gone tomorrow. Pop.

386
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,959
Very Instagrammable. Go on, take an elfie.

387
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,418
Oh.

388
00:18:16,418 --> 00:18:17,876
Sorry, sugarplum.

389
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,959
Please, please be careful with that.

390
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,126
That's very precious to me.

391
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:24,501
HOLLY:
They look so real.

392
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:25,709
Don't they?

393
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,584
Each one has their own story.

394
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,876
So what's yours?

395
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,668
Indoor, outdoor? Flashy, classy?

396
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:31,834
Mistletoe, mistle-no?

397
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,251
- We are looking to kick some ass.
- Ah-ah.

398
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,459
(chuckles)
That's not what she meant to say, Holly.

399
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,876
Oh, children always say what they mean.

400
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:39,918
It's adults you can't trust.

401
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,793
See, I like her.

402
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,001
- CHRIS: Yeah.
- Mm.

403
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,668
Listen.

404
00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:47,959
Every year, our block
goes all out for Christmas.

405
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,334
You have my attention.

406
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:50,834
And this year,
the stakes are higher than ever.

407
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,126
Keeping up with the Joneses.

408
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,209
It's actually gonna be televised
this year.

409
00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:55,834
Cable? Streaming? The Internet?

410
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,584
Probably all of that.

411
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:59,834
This year, the competition's got
a lot of money on the line,

412
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,251
and I mean a lot of money.

413
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,876
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your reindeers.

414
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,334
Christmas is not about money.

415
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,751
I agree. Christmas is...

416
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:08,293
It has never been about money.

417
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:09,959
Christmas is not about money.

418
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,209
- It's not.
- Except that it is.

419
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:15,334
(laughing):
I'm just kidding. Of course it is.

420
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:16,751
'Tis the reason for the season.

421
00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:18,834
Follow me. Let's kick some ass.

422
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,918
♪ ♪

423
00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:36,293
♪ On the 12th day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me ♪

424
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:38,876
♪ 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping ♪

425
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,959
♪ Ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing ♪

426
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,501
♪ Eight maids a-milking,
seven swans a-swimming ♪

427
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:47,918
♪ Six geese a-laying, five gold rings ♪

428
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:50,876
♪ Four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtledoves ♪

429
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:55,001
♪ And a partridge in a pear tree. ♪

430
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,501
(Pepper gasps)

431
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:58,793
Now, that, my friend,
is the pièce de résistance,

432
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:02,043
the crème de la crème,
the winner, winner, chicken dinner.

433
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:04,251
And up there at the tippy-tippy top

434
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,543
is the luckiest partridge
you'll ever get your hands on.

435
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:08,126
I'll take it.

436
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,001
Oh, cool your cocoa, Krampus. (chuckles)

437
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,001
These are handmade.

438
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,376
Each one of a kind.

439
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:17,626
I need to know that you understand
the true meaning of Christmas.

440
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:19,793
Are you kidding me? I'm Mr. Christmas.

441
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,334
Christmas is about giving.

442
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,043
And Christmas is about
the power of a child's imagination.

443
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:27,459
And it's about giving the least popular
reindeer with the red nose

444
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,501
- a chance to be great.
- Mm.

445
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,543
Unless you want to go the religious angle.

446
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:34,626
(laughs) Jesus Christ, no.

447
00:20:34,626 --> 00:20:35,834
I'll ring you up.

448
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,209
- One magnum Toblerone...
- (keys clacking)

449
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,459
...36 boxes of Christmas lights,

450
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:44,293
one "12 days of Christmas" tree.

451
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,876
- (cash register beeps)
- And your grand total comes to...

452
00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:48,293
No, no, no. I don't even want to know.

453
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,376
- Probably for the best.
- (chuckles)

454
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:51,918
Uh, tap your card, please.

455
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,168
Yeah, sure.

456
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,626
(machine beeps "Jingle Bells")

457
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,543
Signature, please.

458
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:01,959
(chuckles)

459
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:09,501
Oh, ignore all the fine print,
legal mumbo jumbo. (chuckles)

460
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,626
Honestly, it's like
you're signing your life away.

461
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:13,834
(both laugh)

462
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:16,793
Yeah. (clears throat)

463
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,959
(toys ringing, wailing, honking loudly)

464
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,751
(squawks)

465
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,543
Silence!

466
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:30,626
(toys wind down)

467
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:32,918
(chuckles softly)

468
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,918
Go on.

469
00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:39,876
(both chuckle)

470
00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:47,126
(printer beeps)

471
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:56,126
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

472
00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:57,834
("Gee Whiz, It's Christmas"
by Carla Thomas playing)

473
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,793
♪ Hello there ♪

474
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:05,126
♪ Merry Christmas, how've you been? ♪

475
00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:11,459
♪ It's been a long, long time ♪

476
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:14,584
♪ Can't explain why you crossed my mind ♪

477
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,209
♪ I guess it's just to wish you ♪

478
00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:19,334
Okay, keep coming.

479
00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:20,501
♪ A merry Christmas... ♪

480
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,418
Keep going. Yeah.

481
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:26,001
- (grunts)
- A little more.

482
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,126
Yeah.

483
00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:29,168
Okay, stop.

484
00:22:29,168 --> 00:22:30,334
Stop!

485
00:22:32,876 --> 00:22:36,043
- (slams loudly)
- (electronic giggling inside)

486
00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:43,209
"Rub partridge."

487
00:22:50,126 --> 00:22:52,043
I just want it to be a great Christmas.

488
00:22:52,043 --> 00:22:53,876
Let me win this thing.

489
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,834
It's stupid. Daddy's trippin'.

490
00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,001
(Chris sighs)

491
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,584
(lid creaking)

492
00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:19,168
(yells, grunts)

493
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:20,834
(mechanical clicking, whirring)

494
00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,126
♪ ♪

495
00:23:29,418 --> 00:23:30,418
(chirps)

496
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,876
(chuckles)

497
00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:46,459
(fanfare plays)

498
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,959
ANNOUNCER:
<i>This is Prism 1.</i>

499
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:51,126
(laughs)

500
00:23:51,126 --> 00:23:55,043
It's beginning to look a lot like
Christmas here in El Segundo.

501
00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:57,251
I'm (clicks tongue) Kit Kleiman.

502
00:23:57,251 --> 00:23:59,168
We're still doing that.

503
00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:03,626
And I'm Emerson Turner, and welcome
to opening night here on Candy Cane Lane

504
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,668
- where the temperature is cooling off...
- Ooh.

505
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:07,293
...but the competition, my friends,

506
00:24:07,293 --> 00:24:08,959
- the competition is heating up.
- (Kit exclaims)

507
00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:12,709
And let me just say how thrilled I am
to be here with you.

508
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:15,251
And I am also here with you.

509
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:19,959
Well, the 1300 block of Acacia Avenue
is about to get lit.

510
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,709
(scatting excitedly)

511
00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:23,793
(laughing)

512
00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:26,334
And with good reason, 'cause this year,

513
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:30,168
the residents of Candy Cane Lane
are competing for a $100,000 prize.

514
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,709
Well, this is exciting.

515
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:33,876
I've been looking forward to this
all year.

516
00:24:33,876 --> 00:24:36,209
And you know what,
I've been looking forward to this, boy,

517
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,084
ever since I graduated top of my class

518
00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:39,876
from the Columbia Graduate School
of Journalism.

519
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:40,959
Really?

520
00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:43,209
No. So let's kick it off by sending it

521
00:24:43,209 --> 00:24:47,043
to our Prism Cable News meteorologist
Sunny Roberts.

522
00:24:47,043 --> 00:24:49,293
(fanfare plays)

523
00:24:49,293 --> 00:24:51,376
{\an8}JOSH:
<i>Can I give y'all some advice?</i>

524
00:24:51,376 --> 00:24:54,043
When y'all brought the spaceship out
and mixed it in with Santa Claus,

525
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:56,126
it screamed, "I don't want to win."

526
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,918
I'm sorry, who is that?

527
00:24:57,918 --> 00:25:00,668
Oh, that's my nephew Josh!

528
00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:02,376
He's an influencer.

529
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,876
Okay, where is... where's Sunny?
Where's Sunny?

530
00:25:04,876 --> 00:25:06,793
(horn honks, crowd cheering in distance)

531
00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:08,543
Hold up, hold up.
I got, I got, I got to go to work.

532
00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:09,751
I got to go to... (stammering)

533
00:25:09,751 --> 00:25:11,751
- It's time to work!
- Why you ain't tell me...

534
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:14,834
We're recording!
This is live! This is live!

535
00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:16,251
{\an8}Welcome!

536
00:25:16,251 --> 00:25:19,168
{\an8}Coming live from Prism Cable, ya dig?

537
00:25:19,168 --> 00:25:22,793
{\an8}Your boy Josh DaBoss
hanging with Santa Claus.

538
00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:24,168
{\an8}You know what time it is.

539
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:25,668
{\an8}Ain't nobody come to play! (chuckles)

540
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,793
- Yes!
- On Candy Cane Lane.

541
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:31,751
{\an8}Ay, KJ, D-Berry, I told y'all
I'm gonna be on the news!

542
00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,876
Didn't I tell you? Ah! (chuckles)

543
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:35,584
Make sure y'all hit that
like and subscribe button,

544
00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:38,334
'cause I don't know
how long I'm-a have this job.

545
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:40,126
Is this gonna be on Roku cable?

546
00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:41,501
Well, you heard him.

547
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:45,543
It's time to get this party started
with the big man himself,

548
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:50,084
the one, the only Santa!

549
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,168
(band playing "Here Comes Santa Claus")

550
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,168
Yeah! (laughs)

551
00:26:00,168 --> 00:26:01,376
Oh, here we go.

552
00:26:01,376 --> 00:26:03,376
They are starting to turn on some lights.

553
00:26:03,376 --> 00:26:05,043
- Let's see what happens.
- (laughs): Hey.

554
00:26:05,043 --> 00:26:08,959
EMERSON: <i>And with one wave
of Santa's magical pointer finger,</i>

555
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,751
<i>the houses light up.</i>

556
00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:12,834
- ♪ Joy to the world ♪
- Oh!

557
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:15,334
♪ The Lord is come ♪

558
00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:18,709
- ♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
- (song changes)

559
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:22,709
♪ Hanukkah, Hanukkah... ♪

560
00:26:22,709 --> 00:26:25,543
Whoa! Santa Claus got it lit up down here!

561
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:29,084
They got the Hanukkah mixed in
with the Christians,

562
00:26:29,084 --> 00:26:30,959
but, you know, Jesus was a Jew.

563
00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:33,459
Yes! He was Jewish.

564
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:36,126
<i>L'chaim</i> to all of our Jewish supporters.

565
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:39,709
Santa Claus is lighting up everything.

566
00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:41,293
You got a LAX house.

567
00:26:41,293 --> 00:26:44,084
♪ I just wanna fly... ♪

568
00:26:44,084 --> 00:26:46,418
♪ ♪

569
00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:51,126
(band playing lively music)

570
00:26:54,168 --> 00:26:55,334
(horn honks in distance)

571
00:26:55,334 --> 00:26:58,084
Dad, Dad, Santa's coming!
Hurry up! He's coming! Hurry up!

572
00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:00,251
CHRIS:
Okay.

573
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:06,376
- (Carol shouts)
- (band playing lively music)

574
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,168
Oh, you look amazing! Hey! Oh!

575
00:27:09,168 --> 00:27:11,501
(laughs) Oh, look at him go!

576
00:27:11,501 --> 00:27:13,584
♪ ♪

577
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:19,168
HOLLY:
Dad, Dad, he's coming! He's coming!

578
00:27:19,168 --> 00:27:20,668
I know. I'm ready.

579
00:27:20,668 --> 00:27:23,793
He's two houses away. Hurry up!

580
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,876
(electronic dance music playing)

581
00:27:31,876 --> 00:27:33,876
Oh! That's the Matrix?

582
00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:40,251
- Hey! Matrix!
- EMERSON: Oh.

583
00:27:40,251 --> 00:27:42,418
HOLLY:
Dad, they're almost here!

584
00:27:42,418 --> 00:27:44,084
(horn honks in distance)

585
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:47,459
BRUCE:
Hey, Santa! Santa!

586
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:50,834
Strap yourself in because
I'm about to blow this house up!

587
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,168
Oh!

588
00:27:52,168 --> 00:27:54,334
("Run Rudolph Run"
by Foo Fighters playing)

589
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,543
Right?

590
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,959
♪ You know you're the mastermind ♪

591
00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:03,418
♪ Run, run, Rudolph ♪

592
00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:06,418
♪ Randolph's running way behind... ♪

593
00:28:07,626 --> 00:28:09,251
Wow.

594
00:28:09,251 --> 00:28:11,793
This house has won the past four years,

595
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,584
so it looks like we have
an early front-runner.

596
00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:15,334
Mm, he's gonna win again.

597
00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:17,043
HOLLY:
We're next, Dad, we're next!

598
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,209
Come on, Chris, what do you got?

599
00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:20,126
♪ ♪

600
00:28:23,084 --> 00:28:24,334
Come on, Dad.

601
00:28:25,959 --> 00:28:27,709
Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on.

602
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,001
- (plug clicks)
- (electricity whirs)

603
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,251
(crowd groaning)

604
00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:36,959
(crowd murmuring, booing)

605
00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:39,043
JOSH:
Man, come on, brother man.

606
00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:40,626
You must not pay your light bill.

607
00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:42,543
You couldn't hook it up to the Matrix?

608
00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:44,376
Ah, poor guy.

609
00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:45,626
What a disappointment.

610
00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:47,168
God, you sound like my father.

611
00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:49,918
Josh, what's going on down there?

612
00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:51,209
(stammers)

613
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:52,584
JOSH:
Santa Claus, give it one more.

614
00:28:52,584 --> 00:28:56,293
One more shot. Do your little thing.
Do your little thing you do.

615
00:28:56,293 --> 00:28:58,501
♪ ♪

616
00:29:01,751 --> 00:29:03,376
- (switch beeps)
- (choir singing "Total Praise")

617
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,334
- ♪ Amen ♪
- (crowd murmuring)

618
00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:12,126
♪ Amen... ♪

619
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:13,959
(rapid warbling)

620
00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:18,584
♪ Amen ♪

621
00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:23,543
♪ Amen... ♪

622
00:29:23,543 --> 00:29:29,584
♪ A... ♪

623
00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:31,293
(laughs):
Wow!

624
00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:35,209
♪ ...men ♪

625
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:37,084
(rapid rattling)

626
00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:39,626
- (singing ends)
- (crowd cheering)

627
00:29:40,709 --> 00:29:42,418
Dad! You did it!

628
00:29:42,418 --> 00:29:43,584
Yeah, we did!

629
00:29:45,043 --> 00:29:46,293
(whooping, laughing)

630
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:47,626
That's my house.

631
00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:49,876
- That is my husband! Hold on!
- Yeah. Nice.

632
00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:53,209
Um, I'll be right back.

633
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,751
Oh, Dad, this is amazing!

634
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,001
It's amazing, yes.

635
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:02,501
- (laughter) -JOY: Oh, my God.
- CAROL: Chris!

636
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,793
- Chris! This is incredible!
- Hey!

637
00:30:04,793 --> 00:30:06,168
- You see this?
- Oh, my God!

638
00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:07,418
Look what you did!

639
00:30:07,418 --> 00:30:08,668
(laughter)

640
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:09,834
JOSH:
Give me some!

641
00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:11,376
Got a six-foot elf.

642
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:14,168
I ain't never seen nothing like it.
I ain't never seen that.

643
00:30:14,168 --> 00:30:17,001
I think this is the house to beat,
don't you, Emerson?

644
00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:18,793
All is definitely bright.

645
00:30:18,793 --> 00:30:21,459
And things will only get brighter
on Christmas Eve

646
00:30:21,459 --> 00:30:24,709
when Prism Cable brings you the--
live from El Segundo--

647
00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:28,959
Candy Cane Lane Spectacular
Extravaganza Bonanza!

648
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,668
- (laughs)
- That's a mouthful.

649
00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:33,126
- I added that last part.
- Yeah, we-we know.

650
00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:36,751
(gasps) Oh, my gosh.

651
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,209
(electronic whirring)

652
00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:48,334
(phone vibrating)

653
00:30:54,918 --> 00:30:56,959
- (sighs)
- SQUAWKING VOICE: Uh, hello?

654
00:30:56,959 --> 00:30:58,293
- Hello.
- Hello, Chris.

655
00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:00,209
- (squawks)
- And who is this?

656
00:31:00,209 --> 00:31:01,418
Rise and shine, naughty boy.

657
00:31:01,418 --> 00:31:03,834
Do you know where your ornaments are?

658
00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:05,043
They know where you are.

659
00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:06,126
They'll be coming for you.

660
00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:08,418
(squawking laughter)

661
00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:09,543
(phone beeps)

662
00:31:11,126 --> 00:31:14,751
Hey, teenagers, how do you block
an unknown caller?

663
00:31:14,751 --> 00:31:17,293
I'll tell you if you tell me
how to block out Nick's music.

664
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,001
- What?
- (hip-hop beat playing)

665
00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:21,126
Hey, what are you listening to?

666
00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:22,543
Uh, it's-- I wrote it.

667
00:31:22,543 --> 00:31:23,876
- You want to hear it from the beginning?
- (music stops)

668
00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:25,668
JOY:
Uh, no.

669
00:31:25,668 --> 00:31:27,418
- (stammers)
- What's wrong with you?

670
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,626
In a second.

671
00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:31,209
♪ ♪

672
00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:47,293
Hey. Hey.

673
00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:49,501
What the...

674
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:52,209
No.

675
00:31:52,209 --> 00:31:54,501
- No, no, no! This is...
- CAROL: Chris!

676
00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:56,251
- No!
- Chris!

677
00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:58,626
Hey, Carol, we've been vandalized.
Somebody trashed the whole...

678
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,751
(birds honking)

679
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,293
I know we are not doing live swans.

680
00:32:02,293 --> 00:32:04,668
No.

681
00:32:04,668 --> 00:32:06,668
What the hell's all of this?

682
00:32:06,668 --> 00:32:07,793
I don't know.

683
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:11,126
But you mean to tell me
that you will not let the kids get a dog,

684
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,084
but you're gonna get swans?

685
00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:14,168
These guys need to go.

686
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:16,459
I didn't do this.
I didn't bring these back here.

687
00:32:18,293 --> 00:32:21,459
But now that you mention it, live animals
would make a hell of a statement.

688
00:32:21,459 --> 00:32:22,668
No, no.

689
00:32:22,668 --> 00:32:25,334
I am squashing the swans, okay?

690
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,001
And I do not want to be late
for regionals.

691
00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:28,876
Get these out of here. -O-Okay,
I'll get rid, I'll get rid of 'em.

692
00:32:28,876 --> 00:32:30,626
- It's in the pool. That's disgusting.
- Okay, I'm gonna--

693
00:32:30,626 --> 00:32:32,501
- I'll get rid of 'em.
- Please, please.

694
00:32:32,501 --> 00:32:35,376
Hey, hey, little swan.

695
00:32:35,376 --> 00:32:36,543
Hi.

696
00:32:36,543 --> 00:32:38,626
All right, listen, you swans,
y'all have to get up out of here.

697
00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,918
Let's go. Let's go.

698
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:41,293
(grunts) Come on.

699
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,043
- Oh! Hey! Hey!
- (honking loudly)

700
00:32:45,126 --> 00:32:47,126
(honking and shouting continue outside)

701
00:32:52,668 --> 00:32:54,959
Don't worry about this, honey.
I can fix this.

702
00:32:54,959 --> 00:32:58,001
- Hey, Bruce. Hey, Tricky Bruce.
- BRUCE: What?

703
00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,668
Yeah, I know you know
what happened to my ornaments.

704
00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:00,751
Don't act like you don't know.

705
00:33:00,751 --> 00:33:01,834
Hundred percent don't know
what you're talking about.

706
00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:02,918
Don't act like you don't know
what happened.

707
00:33:02,918 --> 00:33:04,168
You know exactly what happened
to them ornaments.

708
00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:05,501
I have no idea
what you're talking about, Chris.

709
00:33:05,501 --> 00:33:06,751
And you know what just dawned on me?

710
00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:10,043
That whoever did it wasn't working alone,
Scott and Shelly.

711
00:33:10,043 --> 00:33:12,043
- Why would we do it?
- Look, the only thing I know is

712
00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:14,126
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.

713
00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:16,043
And if you don't know
what I'm talking about,

714
00:33:16,043 --> 00:33:18,251
maybe you should ask Scott and Shelly
what I'm talking about,

715
00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:20,126
'cause I think they might know.

716
00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:22,251
- Chris, we didn't do anything.
- (vehicle doors close)

717
00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,293
We didn't do anything.
Did you guys do anything?

718
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,459
- No.
- I did nothing.

719
00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:28,043
- Okay.
- SCOTT: Stop looking at me like that, man.

720
00:33:28,043 --> 00:33:30,709
- BRUCE: Oh, my God.
- Creeping me out, man.

721
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:35,043
Yeah, you see, it's all good holiday cheer
till there's $100,000 on the line.

722
00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:37,334
Then you see what happens
to the thin veneer of neighborly love?

723
00:33:37,334 --> 00:33:38,418
What are you gonna do, Dad?

724
00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:39,626
I'm gonna go back to that weird woman

725
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,376
and see if she can hook me up
with some replacement parts.

726
00:33:41,376 --> 00:33:43,334
- Can I come?
- Don't you have school?

727
00:33:43,334 --> 00:33:45,293
It's the last day.

728
00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:49,084
We're watching <i>Frozen</i>
in like three different classes.

729
00:33:49,084 --> 00:33:51,501
You know, you're very, very cute,
and you're also very manipulative.

730
00:33:51,501 --> 00:33:54,126
(both scream)

731
00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:56,293
Hey, I don't know about this bird.

732
00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:58,126
Well, Pepper did say it was good luck.

733
00:33:58,126 --> 00:34:00,209
Not so far.

734
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,959
What was that?

735
00:34:15,959 --> 00:34:18,043
- (birds honking in distance)
- Oh, my God.

736
00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:21,751
(egg whistles, splatters)

737
00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:24,751
(honking loudly)

738
00:34:29,043 --> 00:34:30,251
(shrieks)

739
00:34:31,959 --> 00:34:33,084
(gasps, shouts)

740
00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:37,334
Oh.

741
00:34:38,751 --> 00:34:39,834
(shouts)

742
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,168
(entry bells jingling)

743
00:34:50,334 --> 00:34:52,293
Hello?

744
00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,293
You in here?

745
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,501
Hello?!

746
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,501
- What are you doing?
- Hey! Ooh.

747
00:35:11,501 --> 00:35:12,793
You have to stop scaring me like that!

748
00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:15,626
Oh, looks like someone's been
rubbing the partridge.

749
00:35:15,626 --> 00:35:17,834
What? No.

750
00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:20,751
I know a rubbed partridge
when I see one, sir. (chuckles)

751
00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:24,334
I rubbed it like
the instructions said to rub it.

752
00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:27,084
- Weird instructions, by the way.
- What was your wish? Fame?

753
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,334
No, fortune.

754
00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,334
No, no, no, that is right.

755
00:35:31,334 --> 00:35:33,043
You want to win a contest,

756
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:36,209
because Christmas is all about winning,
isn't it, Chris?

757
00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:37,834
- Look, lady...
- Pepper.

758
00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:41,668
Uh, look, Pepper, somebody stole my
ornaments, and I need some replacements.

759
00:35:41,668 --> 00:35:43,501
Oh, I'm sorry. It's like I told you.

760
00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,918
Each one of those trees is unique.

761
00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:50,501
If you lost your ornaments,
I'm afraid you have to find them yourself.

762
00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:52,959
I didn't lose my ornaments.
Somebody stole 'em.

763
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,668
Do you hear that song?

764
00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:56,209
- No.
- You don't hear the tune?

765
00:35:56,209 --> 00:35:57,334
I don't hear nothing.

766
00:35:57,334 --> 00:36:00,459
♪ What's a little man to do ♪

767
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:03,751
♪ To make his little wish come true? ♪

768
00:36:03,751 --> 00:36:06,084
♪ Before the old clock tower dings ♪

769
00:36:06,084 --> 00:36:08,209
♪ You must collect the golden rings ♪

770
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,876
♪ Then all will hail
the king of Christmas ♪

771
00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:17,084
♪ A strip of land is called an isthmus. ♪

772
00:36:17,084 --> 00:36:18,959
A isthmus?

773
00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:20,626
Well, nothing else rhymes
with "Christmas."

774
00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:22,543
Yeah, um, that's weak.

775
00:36:22,543 --> 00:36:26,459
Well, the joke is on you-- ha ha--
because you're also weak.

776
00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:30,168
(smoke bomb pops, whistles)

777
00:36:30,168 --> 00:36:31,834
(coughing)

778
00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:35,459
(entry bells jingling)

779
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:37,584
Ooh. A customer.

780
00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:40,001
Welcome to Kringle's.
We've been expecting you.

781
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,126
Pepper is crazy.

782
00:36:42,543 --> 00:36:45,043
MALE VOICE (British accent):
Psst. Oy. Over here.

783
00:36:45,043 --> 00:36:46,876
Hello.

784
00:36:53,543 --> 00:36:55,251
Dad.

785
00:36:58,459 --> 00:37:00,834
Good morning, milady.

786
00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:03,751
Good morning, good sir.

787
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,376
What the...

788
00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:09,251
- ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. ♪
- (beatboxing)

789
00:37:09,251 --> 00:37:11,668
Easy, guv.
Bit of an head scratcher, innit?

790
00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:13,293
But no worries.

791
00:37:13,293 --> 00:37:15,043
Pip here at your service.

792
00:37:15,043 --> 00:37:17,209
Nice to meet you, Pip. I'm Holly.

793
00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:20,084
Hey, Holly, don't get so close
to that little, tiny man.

794
00:37:20,084 --> 00:37:21,293
But he's so cute.

795
00:37:21,293 --> 00:37:23,209
But he's not real.

796
00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:24,459
Oy.

797
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,209
Are you real?

798
00:37:26,209 --> 00:37:29,626
As real as you. Least I was.

799
00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:32,876
We all were until we fell into
that elf's sick, twisted trap.

800
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,043
Yeah, don't get screwed like us, man.
It ain't good.

801
00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:37,834
PIP:
No, Christmas is wonderful once a year.

802
00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:39,668
But every day? It's a nightmare.

803
00:37:39,668 --> 00:37:43,334
I've been eating nothing
but chestnuts for ten years.

804
00:37:43,334 --> 00:37:44,626
I'm right clogged up.

805
00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:47,418
CORDELIA: The relentless good cheer,
these ridiculous outfits.

806
00:37:47,418 --> 00:37:48,543
GARY:
And it never ends.

807
00:37:48,543 --> 00:37:50,793
I light the lamp. I blow it out.

808
00:37:50,793 --> 00:37:51,918
Light it, blow it out again.

809
00:37:51,918 --> 00:37:54,834
- Light, blow, light, blow, light, blow...
- Stop it!

810
00:37:54,834 --> 00:37:56,751
I would love to, Cordelia.

811
00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:58,918
So Pepper's a real elf?

812
00:37:58,918 --> 00:38:00,793
Pepper was Santa's favorite,

813
00:38:00,793 --> 00:38:03,501
but any mistake and she'd put you
on the naughty list.

814
00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:05,334
Her standards were impossible.

815
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:07,043
One strike and you're out.

816
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:10,209
So Santa demoted her all the way down
to the reindeer stable.

817
00:38:10,209 --> 00:38:11,543
- (groans)
- Ew.

818
00:38:11,543 --> 00:38:12,793
CORDELIA:
And then she just quit.

819
00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:14,501
Who quits Santa?

820
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:18,459
Now she's made it her mission to punish
anyone who makes it onto her naughty list.

821
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:20,001
And I got news for you, fellas.

822
00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,834
We're all on the naughty list.

823
00:38:21,834 --> 00:38:23,751
But the benefit is
I do have a two-inch waist.

824
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,918
Guys, enough of the backstory.
Not enough time.

825
00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:27,959
There's not enough time.
She'll be back soon.

826
00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:30,584
PIP:
Quick, guv, what'd she sell you?

827
00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:33,126
She sold me some decorations,
the 12 days of Christmas.

828
00:38:33,126 --> 00:38:34,501
- ♪ 12 drummers drumming ♪
- (beatboxing)

829
00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:36,959
♪ 11 pipers piping,
ten lords a-leaping... ♪

830
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:39,543
- Stop it!
- (screams) -Please!

831
00:38:39,543 --> 00:38:41,834
PIP: Did she tell you what to do,
a task of some kind?

832
00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:44,251
There's usually a very bad rhyme involved.

833
00:38:44,251 --> 00:38:46,501
- Yeah, she...
- Yeah, it was,

834
00:38:46,501 --> 00:38:50,376
"Before the old clock tower dings,

835
00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:52,459
- you must collect the golden rings."
-"The golden rings."

836
00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:55,709
- ♪ Five gold rings. ♪
- (beatboxing)

837
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:59,501
Find the five gold rings
before the clock tower dings.

838
00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:03,209
That bell only chimes
on Christmas Eve at 8:00.

839
00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:04,793
GARY:
That's in three days.

840
00:39:04,793 --> 00:39:06,251
Hurry, man, get those rings.

841
00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:07,751
It's the only way to save yourself.

842
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:11,251
But be warned: If you fail...

843
00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,209
- Yes?
- What are you doing?

844
00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:16,459
Oh! Sh-- Hey.

845
00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:18,293
You got to stop doing that!

846
00:39:19,543 --> 00:39:21,168
What's going on?

847
00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:25,626
Um, we were just, uh,
admiring this craftsmanship.

848
00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,751
It's very lifelike.

849
00:39:27,751 --> 00:39:29,168
Hmm.

850
00:39:29,168 --> 00:39:30,876
Interesting choice of words.

851
00:39:30,876 --> 00:39:32,543
Yeah.

852
00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:34,043
(clears throat quietly)

853
00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:36,251
- We got to find those rings, Dad.
- No.

854
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:38,876
I bet you that was just
some hidden camera practical joke thing

855
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,209
that some idiots want
to put on the Internet.

856
00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:42,459
We're not chasing any rings.

857
00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:43,959
{\an8}(birds cooing)

858
00:39:43,959 --> 00:39:45,626
{\an8}Shoot.

859
00:39:49,293 --> 00:39:52,209
{\an8}Well, what are you waiting for?

860
00:39:52,209 --> 00:39:53,584
Get the ring.

861
00:39:53,584 --> 00:39:55,168
Holly, this is crazy.

862
00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:56,334
What if it's not?

863
00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:58,376
What's the worst that could happen?

864
00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,709
If it's not real, you've got the ring.

865
00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:02,751
But if it is, you've got the ring!

866
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:06,251
- (birds cooing)
- (seat belt clicks)

867
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:18,168
All right, easy there, chickens.

868
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,751
Easy.

869
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:23,584
All right, little chickens.

870
00:40:23,584 --> 00:40:25,084
Chick-chick-chick... (grunts)

871
00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:27,084
Yes!

872
00:40:37,584 --> 00:40:40,584
- (back-up alarm beeping in distance)
- (bell ringing)

873
00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:44,209
(buzzer sounds in distance)

874
00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:48,084
(phone vibrating)

875
00:40:48,084 --> 00:40:49,501
Look at this. Look at this.

876
00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:50,959
Oh.

877
00:40:51,959 --> 00:40:54,418
CAROL:
Hey. I had the weirdest morning.

878
00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:56,001
Yeah, I bet not as weird as mine.

879
00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:59,126
No, I'm about to meet the regionals,
and there's egg on my face.

880
00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:01,293
And I mean it. Like, on my suit, too.

881
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,376
Well, baby, you'll crush that.
But, hey, listen.

882
00:41:03,376 --> 00:41:06,251
This is gonna sound kind of crazy,
but about those ornaments?

883
00:41:06,251 --> 00:41:07,876
I don't think Bruce took them.

884
00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:09,584
It's some kind of test.

885
00:41:09,584 --> 00:41:11,168
I got to get all the rings
by Christmas Eve.

886
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,418
It's the only way to win the contest.

887
00:41:12,418 --> 00:41:14,709
Chris, I was attacked by birds
this morning.

888
00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:16,626
What? What kind of birds?

889
00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:20,876
Listen, they were laying eggs
out of the sky.

890
00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:22,584
What kind of bird does that?

891
00:41:22,584 --> 00:41:24,584
That is no way to perpetuate a species,

892
00:41:24,584 --> 00:41:26,209
and it was, like, all over my suit,
my brand-new...

893
00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:27,668
Six geese a-laying!

894
00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:29,001
- Huh?
- Were there rings?

895
00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:32,126
Gold rings?
If you see a gold ring, grab it!

896
00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:34,501
- Oh, I got to go. I love you.
- Hey, Carol...

897
00:41:34,501 --> 00:41:35,876
I got to go. Okay.

898
00:41:35,876 --> 00:41:37,293
- Wait.
- (line beeping)

899
00:41:38,918 --> 00:41:41,084
Something's going down at Mom's work.

900
00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:43,918
Well, think there's a ring?

901
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,668
Only one way to find out.

902
00:41:45,668 --> 00:41:48,251
(engine revving)

903
00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:50,334
♪ ♪

904
00:41:54,959 --> 00:41:57,501
All right, my little French hens,

905
00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:00,168
time to wreak some havoc, cause some chaos

906
00:42:00,168 --> 00:42:03,251
and make them suffer
as only the French can.

907
00:42:03,251 --> 00:42:04,626
<i>Vive la résistance!</i>

908
00:42:04,626 --> 00:42:06,709
(birds clucking)

909
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:11,626
Well, what are you waiting for? <i>Allez!</i>

910
00:42:11,626 --> 00:42:13,876
Go, Pierre. Go, Jacques.

911
00:42:16,584 --> 00:42:19,043
By alternating packaging flow,

912
00:42:19,043 --> 00:42:23,584
we avoid backups
that could lead to costly ware...

913
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,209
(bird clucks mockingly)

914
00:42:28,084 --> 00:42:30,209
...warehouse shutdowns.

915
00:42:30,209 --> 00:42:31,626
Right this way!

916
00:42:31,626 --> 00:42:33,293
You see how--

917
00:42:33,293 --> 00:42:35,293
Let's go that way.

918
00:42:35,293 --> 00:42:36,834
The sorting is unbelievable.

919
00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:38,501
Sort, sort, sort, sort.

920
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:40,501
We'll go that way. Go ahead, go ahead.

921
00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:46,543
DONALD:
Business all the way through.

922
00:42:46,543 --> 00:42:48,418
Wait till you see what she has to say.
It's pretty incredible.

923
00:42:48,418 --> 00:42:50,376
Go ahead, Carol.

924
00:42:50,376 --> 00:42:52,751
So, packing peanuts.

925
00:42:52,751 --> 00:42:55,334
Ours are completely biodegradable.

926
00:42:55,334 --> 00:42:58,043
(bird clucking)

927
00:43:00,251 --> 00:43:02,543
They are plant-based and s...

928
00:43:02,543 --> 00:43:03,834
(bird clucking quietly)

929
00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:05,501
...sourced and...

930
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:08,418
- (clucks)
- Oh! Chicken.

931
00:43:09,668 --> 00:43:11,793
Our packing peanuts are made of chicken?

932
00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:13,126
No.

933
00:43:13,126 --> 00:43:14,918
No, no. That would be crazy.

934
00:43:14,918 --> 00:43:16,293
(clucking)

935
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,834
(bird clucking quietly)

936
00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:24,543
(bird clucking)

937
00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,793
(grunting)

938
00:43:28,793 --> 00:43:30,834
- CAROL: (mutters) I got this.
- Uh... (chuckles)

939
00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:33,334
- (Carol muttering)
- (bird squawking)

940
00:43:34,334 --> 00:43:35,418
I got it!

941
00:43:35,418 --> 00:43:37,793
- I got it!
- (squawking wildly)

942
00:43:37,793 --> 00:43:39,709
Oh, my God. Okay. (grunts)

943
00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:41,626
(bird screams)

944
00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:43,418
(clucking)

945
00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,334
(exhaling sharply)

946
00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:51,209
- Carol?
- Yes?

947
00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:52,376
What is the problem?

948
00:43:52,376 --> 00:43:54,501
Ex-- Y-Yes!

949
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:55,834
This is a problem.

950
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:59,209
I wanted to demonstrate what can happen.

951
00:43:59,209 --> 00:44:00,876
Bottlenecks.

952
00:44:00,876 --> 00:44:02,126
Unpredictability.

953
00:44:02,126 --> 00:44:04,209
- Chickens.
- Chickens.

954
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,459
You would avoid all of that
if you came to our warehouse

955
00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:09,751
and do my protocols.

956
00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:11,334
- (clucking)
- (grunts)

957
00:44:14,209 --> 00:44:16,209
Yes!

958
00:44:17,209 --> 00:44:19,126
Yeah?

959
00:44:21,834 --> 00:44:23,376
Yeah.

960
00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:26,918
Come on. Thank you.

961
00:44:26,918 --> 00:44:28,543
Thank you so much.

962
00:44:28,543 --> 00:44:29,876
Thank you, seriously.

963
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,876
- Get it out. Yeah. Thank you.
- Yeah. (whoops)

964
00:44:32,876 --> 00:44:34,501
♪ ♪

965
00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:45,001
HOLLY:
Where are we going, Dad?

966
00:44:45,001 --> 00:44:48,251
{\an8}CHRIS: We're going around back
'cause I need some answers.

967
00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:49,668
HOLLY:
The sign says she's not there.

968
00:44:49,668 --> 00:44:52,001
CHRIS:
I'm not talking about her.

969
00:44:54,918 --> 00:44:57,126
I don't like this.

970
00:44:57,126 --> 00:44:58,751
And are we breaking in?

971
00:44:58,751 --> 00:45:00,084
No, no, not at all.

972
00:45:00,084 --> 00:45:02,959
We are paying customers, all right?

973
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:10,501
(door thumping, rattling)

974
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:12,918
Oh.

975
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,751
See, the door was wide open.

976
00:45:16,376 --> 00:45:18,376
♪ ♪

977
00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:25,793
(quietly):
Go keep a look out front.

978
00:45:25,793 --> 00:45:28,251
That's the kind of thing you say
when you're breaking in.

979
00:45:28,251 --> 00:45:29,751
Just do what I said.

980
00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:36,001
Hey.

981
00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:38,084
- Wake up. Wake up.
- (lights clicking, voices murmuring)

982
00:45:38,084 --> 00:45:39,376
Wake up, everybody.

983
00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:41,334
- Wake up, wake up.
- (yawning)

984
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,626
Everybody.

985
00:45:55,626 --> 00:45:58,376
(yawns)
I usually don't get up before 10:00.

986
00:45:58,376 --> 00:45:59,626
- Okay.
- What's up, man?

987
00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:02,959
(sleepy moaning)

988
00:46:03,959 --> 00:46:05,626
Wake up.

989
00:46:05,626 --> 00:46:07,543
- Oh, man.
- Okay, okay.

990
00:46:07,543 --> 00:46:09,918
- We're here.
- Okay. Okay.

991
00:46:09,918 --> 00:46:12,543
All right, Tiny Tim,
now Pepper's messing with my family.

992
00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:15,043
Oh, blimey, that's what she does, guv.

993
00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:18,959
Goes after the people you love most,
turns your whole life upside down.

994
00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:20,834
Well, it's not gonna work
because I'm calling this off.

995
00:46:20,834 --> 00:46:22,043
This has to stop.

996
00:46:22,043 --> 00:46:23,459
Stop?

997
00:46:23,459 --> 00:46:25,334
- You can't make it stop.
- Mm-mm.

998
00:46:25,334 --> 00:46:26,876
PIP:
You made your wish. You're in it now.

999
00:46:26,876 --> 00:46:28,376
CORDELIA: Yeah. -GARY: Mm-hmm,
that's how she gets you, man.

1000
00:46:28,376 --> 00:46:30,418
Tells you you can get a wish.

1001
00:46:30,418 --> 00:46:33,126
Only you have to complete
some crazy, stupid, impossible challenge.

1002
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:35,584
- Well, why me?
- Why any of us?

1003
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,001
Because we took the bait.

1004
00:46:37,001 --> 00:46:38,834
Anyone can make one mistake,

1005
00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:41,543
and then you're cursed
and no one can help you.

1006
00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:46,251
She's evil but needy like a cat you bought
and raised but hates your guts.

1007
00:46:46,251 --> 00:46:48,876
Well, she sent me looking for gold,
frankincense and myrrh.

1008
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,376
I mean, gold was easy, obviously.

1009
00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:51,918
I have a ton of that at my house.

1010
00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,709
But what even is that other stuff?

1011
00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:56,084
I went to every Sephora I could find.

1012
00:46:56,084 --> 00:46:58,751
I found plenty of Fenty but no myrrh.
No myrrh!

1013
00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:01,209
And she made me dress up
as a New York City cop

1014
00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:04,251
to rescue my estranged wife
from a Japanese-owned high-rise

1015
00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:05,876
being attacked by terrorists.

1016
00:47:05,876 --> 00:47:07,209
What? <i>Die Hard?</i>

1017
00:47:07,209 --> 00:47:08,418
That's not even a Christmas movie.

1018
00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:10,918
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It is the Christmas movie.

1019
00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:12,834
- I literally cannot with you.
- Well, I can with you.

1020
00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:14,668
- You won't.
- All right, then.

1021
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:16,418
Guv, we all failed.

1022
00:47:16,418 --> 00:47:18,376
Now we're trapped in Christmas Village.

1023
00:47:18,376 --> 00:47:21,918
Just like you'll be
if you don't find those rings.

1024
00:47:21,918 --> 00:47:23,126
Like I'll be?

1025
00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:25,251
I'm not gonna get trapped
in no Christmas Village.

1026
00:47:25,251 --> 00:47:26,334
I didn't sign on for this.

1027
00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:27,918
CORDELIA:
Uh-oh. But you did.

1028
00:47:27,918 --> 00:47:30,334
You literally signed on for this.

1029
00:47:30,334 --> 00:47:32,418
Your receipt? There's, like,
a bunch of fine print at the bottom.

1030
00:47:32,418 --> 00:47:33,501
You didn't read it?

1031
00:47:33,501 --> 00:47:34,834
Nobody reads the fine print.

1032
00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:36,168
GARY:
Oh, come on, brother.

1033
00:47:36,168 --> 00:47:39,001
You got to read the fine print, man.
The terms of service are brutal.

1034
00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:40,084
I know one thing:

1035
00:47:40,084 --> 00:47:43,084
No elf is gonna shrink me down
into some freaky Christmas person.

1036
00:47:43,084 --> 00:47:44,376
Hey!

1037
00:47:44,376 --> 00:47:45,709
- Well, I am freaky.
- That's personal.

1038
00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:47,626
Sorry. Sorry.

1039
00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:49,168
'Cause I'm going after those rings.

1040
00:47:49,168 --> 00:47:51,418
- Whoa. Whoa!
- Holy Sonic the Hedgehog.

1041
00:47:51,418 --> 00:47:52,543
I'm already on my way.

1042
00:47:52,543 --> 00:47:53,793
Oh, my God, he's doing it.

1043
00:47:53,793 --> 00:47:55,001
He's really doing it!

1044
00:47:55,001 --> 00:47:56,376
That's a good sign, guv.

1045
00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:58,043
You only need three more.

1046
00:47:58,043 --> 00:47:59,293
And if he gets all five...

1047
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,251
- CAROLERS: ♪ Five gold rings... ♪
- (beatboxing)

1048
00:48:01,251 --> 00:48:02,334
Shut up!

1049
00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:03,668
(whimpering)

1050
00:48:03,668 --> 00:48:06,584
If you get all five,
you can break the curse.

1051
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,668
GARY:
And if he breaks the curse for himself...

1052
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,751
Maybe it breaks it for me!

1053
00:48:10,751 --> 00:48:12,709
- All of us! All of us.
- All of us, girl.

1054
00:48:12,709 --> 00:48:14,626
I don't know nothing about no curse,

1055
00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:16,501
and I don't know about no magic,
but I do know one thing,

1056
00:48:16,501 --> 00:48:18,043
that I ain't scared of no elf.

1057
00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:20,501
- That's right, Chris. (laughs)
- That's right. You tell her.

1058
00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:23,834
GARY: Yeah, too bad she not hearing you
say it right to her face. (chuckles)

1059
00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,918
(muffled over car speakers): ♪ One day
of Christmas, I got a smartphone ♪

1060
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:28,084
♪ "Jingle All the Way"
playing on my ringtone ♪

1061
00:48:28,084 --> 00:48:31,709
♪ Second day of Christmas,
I copped two pair of kicks... ♪

1062
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,918
Dad, she's coming.

1063
00:48:33,918 --> 00:48:36,001
♪ 12 days, 12 days ♪

1064
00:48:36,001 --> 00:48:37,543
♪ 12 days of Christmas ♪

1065
00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:39,751
♪ It's the 12 days, 12 days... ♪

1066
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:41,418
- (car alarm chirps)
- (song stops)

1067
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:44,626
Dad, she's right outside!

1068
00:48:44,626 --> 00:48:46,501
Okay, come on.

1069
00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:47,626
Take us with you, guv.

1070
00:48:48,918 --> 00:48:50,543
Help us, and we'll help you.

1071
00:48:55,668 --> 00:48:57,251
- Okay, come on. All right.
- Oh, thank you so much.

1072
00:48:57,251 --> 00:48:59,001
- Everybody, in. Come on.
- Thank you, Chris, is it?

1073
00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,209
Move it, move it, move it, move it.

1074
00:49:00,209 --> 00:49:02,251
- Come on, man. Hurry up, man.
- Is there a pub on the way?

1075
00:49:02,251 --> 00:49:03,376
All right.

1076
00:49:03,376 --> 00:49:04,834
CORDELIA:
See you never, Kringle's!

1077
00:49:04,834 --> 00:49:06,584
Oh!

1078
00:49:06,584 --> 00:49:08,376
- Ah, take that, Pepper!
- (Chris grunts)

1079
00:49:08,376 --> 00:49:10,084
(laughs) We're out of here!

1080
00:49:10,084 --> 00:49:12,168
(entry bells jingling)

1081
00:49:15,668 --> 00:49:17,251
(door closes)

1082
00:49:17,251 --> 00:49:19,709
- (bells chiming)
- (electronics whirring)

1083
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,001
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

1084
00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:25,501
Come on, come on. Be careful.

1085
00:49:25,501 --> 00:49:27,209
GARY:
Oh, my God, that's the sun, dawg.

1086
00:49:27,209 --> 00:49:29,709
CORDELIA:
Hey! I'm outside!

1087
00:49:29,709 --> 00:49:31,626
PEPPER:
No!

1088
00:49:31,626 --> 00:49:34,168
No, no, no, no, no!

1089
00:49:34,168 --> 00:49:36,584
I can't live without you!

1090
00:49:36,584 --> 00:49:38,376
I mean, I can, but who wants to try?

1091
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,126
- PIP: Easy, guv.
- GARY: We all right?

1092
00:49:40,126 --> 00:49:41,251
(all grunting)

1093
00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:42,793
Ah, right on my coccyx.

1094
00:49:42,793 --> 00:49:44,668
GARY: Ah, ow!
Sorry for putting my butt on y'all.

1095
00:49:44,668 --> 00:49:46,668
- Oh, God!
- Ow!

1096
00:49:47,668 --> 00:49:49,126
- (clock chiming)
- CORDELIA: Good job, bonbon.

1097
00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:50,834
PIP:
Let me head up top.

1098
00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:52,918
CORDELIA:
Whatever you do, don't peel out!

1099
00:49:52,918 --> 00:49:55,293
(all screaming, whooping)

1100
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,668
- GARY: This is amazing!
- (Pip laughing)

1101
00:49:57,668 --> 00:49:59,418
(exhales slowly)

1102
00:49:59,418 --> 00:50:00,584
(groans angrily)

1103
00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:02,126
(tires squealing)

1104
00:50:05,126 --> 00:50:07,293
So that's how you want to play?

1105
00:50:07,293 --> 00:50:08,584
Game on.

1106
00:50:08,584 --> 00:50:10,501
I'm the king of the...

1107
00:50:10,501 --> 00:50:11,584
(shouts)

1108
00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:13,418
- I pulled a hammy.
- CORDELIA: Hey!

1109
00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:15,251
- (tires squealing)
- (Gary whoops)

1110
00:50:16,251 --> 00:50:18,793
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Hey! That was fun.

1111
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,084
All right, just don't take
any more turns like that.

1112
00:50:22,084 --> 00:50:24,168
I don't know if I can take it!

1113
00:50:24,168 --> 00:50:26,251
(grunts, groans)

1114
00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:28,334
♪ ♪

1115
00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,834
Two normal-size people
driving down the street.

1116
00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:43,626
Hello, neighbors. Hello, neighborhood.

1117
00:50:48,793 --> 00:50:52,126
GARY: Uh-uh. Is this a broker version
of where we came from?

1118
00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:53,918
CORDELIA:
I have motion sickness.

1119
00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:55,168
GARY:
Girl, don't throw up on me.

1120
00:50:55,168 --> 00:50:57,251
(Pip groaning)

1121
00:50:58,418 --> 00:50:59,543
Ow.

1122
00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,501
(laughs)

1123
00:51:03,501 --> 00:51:08,501
Ah, at last, free from the torment
of eternal Christma--

1124
00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:19,668
- Oh.
- Ew.

1125
00:51:19,668 --> 00:51:22,126
I'm-a burn up everything in here.

1126
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,793
(grunts)

1127
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,751
- Oh, run! -Paper tidal wave!
- Incoming!

1128
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,043
- Hop it! Hop it!
- (grunting)

1129
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,709
- Ow, my bustle!
- Ow, my everything.

1130
00:51:30,709 --> 00:51:32,251
(whistles)

1131
00:51:32,251 --> 00:51:34,876
You're quite the home decorator, Holly.

1132
00:51:38,043 --> 00:51:41,668
(bell chiming)

1133
00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:44,251
What is this,
some sort of butcher's chart?

1134
00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:46,918
Oh, my God, it's Operation!

1135
00:51:46,918 --> 00:51:48,626
Yo, I love Operation, dawg.

1136
00:51:48,626 --> 00:51:50,709
Oh, I am flawless. I never get shocked.

1137
00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:51,876
Watch this, y'all. (laughs)

1138
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,584
- (screaming)
- CORDELIA: Gary!

1139
00:51:54,668 --> 00:51:55,751
- Oh, no.
- S-Sweeney Todd!

1140
00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:58,209
- Oh, my God, Gary, are you okay?
- Do I look okay?

1141
00:51:58,209 --> 00:52:01,293
- (electricity crackling)
- Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay.

1142
00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:03,709
- I actually think it's an improvement.
- Eh.

1143
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,251
(Carol sighs)

1144
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,376
Hey, hold up.

1145
00:52:11,376 --> 00:52:12,876
This is important.

1146
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,043
Dad, come on, seriously?

1147
00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:18,334
Do you have any idea
how bad that could've been?

1148
00:52:18,334 --> 00:52:21,084
- I can explain.
- And why were there chickens?

1149
00:52:21,084 --> 00:52:22,334
Did you bring the chickens?

1150
00:52:22,334 --> 00:52:23,834
No.

1151
00:52:23,834 --> 00:52:25,251
Well, kinda, yeah.

1152
00:52:26,334 --> 00:52:29,293
Oh, my God.

1153
00:52:30,543 --> 00:52:31,584
This about the contest?

1154
00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:32,918
Are you ki--

1155
00:52:32,918 --> 00:52:35,543
Chr... Chris...

1156
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:39,626
(whispering): you are supposed to be
spending this time looking for a job.

1157
00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:41,626
Why Dad looking for another job?

1158
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,501
JOY:
Did you quit?

1159
00:52:43,501 --> 00:52:44,668
You got fired?

1160
00:52:44,668 --> 00:52:46,709
No, I got laid off.

1161
00:52:46,709 --> 00:52:48,959
And I didn't want to tell you guys
because I didn't want to ruin Christmas.

1162
00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:51,043
But it's fine. It's fine.

1163
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,918
Seriously, fine.

1164
00:52:52,918 --> 00:52:54,376
As long as I keep my job.

1165
00:52:54,376 --> 00:52:57,251
I'm gonna show you guys something, and
when I show you what I'm gonna show you,

1166
00:52:57,251 --> 00:52:59,126
all your questions are gonna be answered.

1167
00:52:59,126 --> 00:53:04,043
But when I show you this, don't freak out.

1168
00:53:04,043 --> 00:53:05,668
(snickers)

1169
00:53:05,668 --> 00:53:07,668
- Come on. You got to see this.
- Careful. Careful, you guys.

1170
00:53:07,668 --> 00:53:09,251
- Holly, seriously?
- What are you doing?

1171
00:53:09,251 --> 00:53:11,293
What is happening?

1172
00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:13,793
- (villagers murmuring excitedly)
- CORDELIA: Oh, my God, look at this.

1173
00:53:13,793 --> 00:53:15,001
- CAROL: What is this?
- (metallic tapping)

1174
00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:16,959
- What am I looking at?
- This is what I want you to see.

1175
00:53:16,959 --> 00:53:19,668
CAROLERS:
♪ Let nothing you dismay. ♪

1176
00:53:19,668 --> 00:53:21,709
- (whooping)
- CAROL: Who's singing?

1177
00:53:21,709 --> 00:53:22,876
- CHRIS: They're singing.
- (villagers chattering excitedly)

1178
00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:24,168
CAROL:
What?

1179
00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:25,876
(laughter)

1180
00:53:25,876 --> 00:53:27,834
- Oh, my God.
- (chatter continues)

1181
00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:32,543
(whooping, laughing)

1182
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,084
Ooh, look at you, hot stuff,
looking like a tall drink of water.

1183
00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:37,001
- Gulp, gulp, baby.
- CAROL: Step back. Step back.

1184
00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:38,793
- Step back.
- What'd you just say about my mom?

1185
00:53:38,793 --> 00:53:40,626
Hey, I know you see
this fire between us, girl.

1186
00:53:40,626 --> 00:53:43,168
- Is he talking to me?
- Hey, watch it.

1187
00:53:43,168 --> 00:53:44,918
- That's my wife.
- For now, brother.

1188
00:53:44,918 --> 00:53:46,876
CORDELIA:
Oh, I am so sorry.

1189
00:53:46,876 --> 00:53:49,168
Hi. Um, nice to meet you.

1190
00:53:49,168 --> 00:53:50,668
I can only apologize for Gary.

1191
00:53:50,668 --> 00:53:51,959
He's the worst.

1192
00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:54,001
She feel that heat, though.
She feel that heat!

1193
00:53:54,001 --> 00:53:55,543
(gasps) That tree is feeling the heat!

1194
00:53:55,543 --> 00:53:56,626
- God, watch it! The tree!
- Hey.

1195
00:53:56,626 --> 00:53:58,126
- CAROL: It's on fire.
- Oh!

1196
00:53:58,126 --> 00:53:59,626
See, you're burning stuff down.

1197
00:53:59,626 --> 00:54:01,501
Watch what you're doing, Gary.

1198
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:03,459
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, it's kind of my thing, though.

1199
00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:04,543
- Woo-hoo!
- (toy car horn honks)

1200
00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:06,334
Check out the new whip, everybody.

1201
00:54:06,334 --> 00:54:09,293
Someone order a cab? (laughs)

1202
00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:10,459
Pip!

1203
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,418
Hi-ho, cheerio, Holly.

1204
00:54:12,418 --> 00:54:14,584
Okay, Chris...

1205
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:15,959
what are these?

1206
00:54:15,959 --> 00:54:18,876
Hey, everybody, this is my wife Carol.

1207
00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:20,793
- Hello.
- ♪ Here we come a-caroling ♪

1208
00:54:20,793 --> 00:54:22,876
- ♪ Among the leaves so green. ♪
- No.

1209
00:54:22,876 --> 00:54:24,959
Nope. That is weird.

1210
00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:26,834
And-and this is my son Nick.

1211
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,626
♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪

1212
00:54:28,626 --> 00:54:30,626
♪ Lean your ear this way. ♪

1213
00:54:30,626 --> 00:54:32,251
And you guys remember Holly.

1214
00:54:32,251 --> 00:54:35,209
♪ The holly and the ivy. ♪

1215
00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:36,959
And this is my oldest daughter Joy.

1216
00:54:36,959 --> 00:54:39,751
- ♪ Joy to the world. ♪
- CAROL: Wow. (clears throat)

1217
00:54:40,834 --> 00:54:41,959
Wait.

1218
00:54:41,959 --> 00:54:43,293
Whoa.

1219
00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:45,293
We're all named after Christmas stuff?

1220
00:54:45,293 --> 00:54:47,709
- (whispers): Oh, my God.
- NICK: Seriously?

1221
00:54:47,709 --> 00:54:49,584
Just now figuring this out?

1222
00:54:49,584 --> 00:54:51,251
I have to admit that was my idea.

1223
00:54:51,251 --> 00:54:53,543
- Yeah, it was all him.
- I kind of talked Mom into that.

1224
00:54:53,543 --> 00:54:55,251
Mm, he did.
Chris, can I talk to you for a second?

1225
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,418
CORDELIA:
Oh, she's talking through gritted teeth.

1226
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:57,543
- You know what that means.
- We can talk right now.

1227
00:54:57,543 --> 00:54:59,376
Think we should do it a little privately.

1228
00:54:59,376 --> 00:55:01,084
Just kind of step away for a second.

1229
00:55:01,084 --> 00:55:02,334
PIP:
Mm, someone's in trouble.

1230
00:55:02,334 --> 00:55:05,459
No, no one's in trouble. (clears throat)

1231
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:08,293
What are those and why are they talking?

1232
00:55:08,293 --> 00:55:10,459
They're little Christmas people.

1233
00:55:10,459 --> 00:55:12,001
Yes, I can tell, but that's insane.

1234
00:55:12,001 --> 00:55:13,834
I mean, do you wind them up?
Is there a battery?

1235
00:55:13,834 --> 00:55:14,918
I don't got no battery, but you can check.

1236
00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,043
CHRIS:
No, there's no battery.

1237
00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:18,751
They're-they're little Christmas people
that have come to life.

1238
00:55:18,751 --> 00:55:21,126
- It seems scary to me.
- What's scary about it?

1239
00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:23,418
They're talking and they're little, and
that little one keeps flirting with me.

1240
00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:25,793
Hey, I'm scary at first, baby, but...

1241
00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:27,793
I'm telling you right now,
you say one more thing,

1242
00:55:27,793 --> 00:55:30,334
- I'm gonna flick you into next Christmas.
- Ooh, girl.

1243
00:55:30,334 --> 00:55:31,751
Oh, you smell good.

1244
00:55:31,751 --> 00:55:32,959
CHRIS:
You don't think this is amazing?

1245
00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:34,668
CAROL: No, it doesn't feel magical.
It feels terrifying.

1246
00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:36,668
Please don't touch that! Don't touch it.

1247
00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:38,084
CHRIS:
It's okay. They're--

1248
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:39,209
It's safe.

1249
00:55:39,209 --> 00:55:40,626
- You know what this is?
- Mm?

1250
00:55:40,626 --> 00:55:42,418
This is Christmas magic.

1251
00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,793
Well, I'm magic.
I don't know what Gary is. -(laughs)

1252
00:55:44,793 --> 00:55:47,168
Mostly, like, gross.

1253
00:55:48,168 --> 00:55:49,959
CHRIS:
That's why I got to find three more rings

1254
00:55:49,959 --> 00:55:53,793
before this clock chimes eight times
on Christmas Eve.

1255
00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,918
- Okay, so Popper...
- Pepper.

1256
00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:57,959
- Pepper. Pepper.
- It's Pepper. -It's Pepper.

1257
00:55:57,959 --> 00:56:00,918
Pepper will make your wish come true?

1258
00:56:00,918 --> 00:56:03,001
Right, then I win. I win the contest,

1259
00:56:03,001 --> 00:56:05,126
- and I get $100,000.
- Right.

1260
00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:08,376
Then this family has the best Christmas
of all the Christmases ever.

1261
00:56:08,376 --> 00:56:11,168
Except for the first one,
which was obviously a biggie.

1262
00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:12,584
That was special.

1263
00:56:12,584 --> 00:56:14,418
Wait, so that was your wish?

1264
00:56:14,418 --> 00:56:16,626
To win Candy Cane Lane?

1265
00:56:16,626 --> 00:56:17,959
Not, like-- I don't know-- world peace?

1266
00:56:17,959 --> 00:56:19,918
- End hunger?
- End homelessness?

1267
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,876
- NICK: Stop climate change?
- JOY: Save the polar bears?

1268
00:56:21,876 --> 00:56:23,918
- New Drake album?
- Oh. -Oh, I love Drake.

1269
00:56:23,918 --> 00:56:25,126
- Me, too.
- (chuckles)

1270
00:56:25,126 --> 00:56:27,334
Okay, point taken,
but I wasn't thinking like that.

1271
00:56:27,334 --> 00:56:28,709
I was thinking about my family.

1272
00:56:28,709 --> 00:56:30,751
- Oh.
- That's why I love him.

1273
00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,626
But remember, if you fail...

1274
00:56:32,626 --> 00:56:33,834
(shushes)

1275
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:35,626
If you fail? What?

1276
00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:37,126
If I fail, then I don't win.

1277
00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:39,001
But we don't have to worry about that.

1278
00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:41,209
'Cause I'm gonna find those rings.

1279
00:56:41,209 --> 00:56:42,376
- That's right.
- Yeah.

1280
00:56:42,376 --> 00:56:44,168
Hopefully.

1281
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,459
What you mean, "hopefully"?
Stop being negative.

1282
00:56:48,168 --> 00:56:49,418
All right.

1283
00:56:56,168 --> 00:56:57,834
Stapler.

1284
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:02,293
Stapler!

1285
00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:04,376
Somebody better find that stapler.

1286
00:57:04,376 --> 00:57:06,001
Come on, guys, who used it last?

1287
00:57:13,668 --> 00:57:15,084
Over here, you little piper.

1288
00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,584
There you go.

1289
00:57:18,584 --> 00:57:20,126
You little suckers.

1290
00:57:21,126 --> 00:57:22,126
Gotcha.

1291
00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:23,668
Right there, lady.

1292
00:57:23,668 --> 00:57:25,418
There you go.

1293
00:57:25,418 --> 00:57:27,251
All right.

1294
00:57:27,251 --> 00:57:29,084
So, we got two rings.

1295
00:57:29,084 --> 00:57:30,834
The first one is from...

1296
00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,418
- ♪ Two turtledoves ♪
- (beatboxing)

1297
00:57:32,418 --> 00:57:35,668
Yep. And the second one
is from the three...

1298
00:57:35,668 --> 00:57:38,168
- ♪ Three French hens ♪
- I was gonna say it.

1299
00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:42,543
Okay. And we also met...

1300
00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:44,126
- ♪ Seven swans a-swimming ♪
- CAROL: And the six geese a...

1301
00:57:44,126 --> 00:57:45,418
♪ Six geese a-laying ♪

1302
00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:47,751
{\an8}That looks just like her.
I'm-a burn her ass up.

1303
00:57:47,751 --> 00:57:49,834
Firepit that ass.

1304
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,709
- Hey, Gary. No, no, no, no.
- Yes.

1305
00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:53,626
Mm-mm. She going to hell.

1306
00:57:53,626 --> 00:57:55,543
Gary, put the fire down.

1307
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:57,209
Aw.

1308
00:57:57,209 --> 00:57:58,626
Question.

1309
00:57:59,793 --> 00:58:02,126
So, Dad, Dad, who is this Pepper person?

1310
00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:04,418
She some old girlfriend or something?

1311
00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:06,834
'Cause I met one of those before,
and she was still mad.

1312
00:58:06,834 --> 00:58:08,043
She's not wrong.

1313
00:58:08,043 --> 00:58:10,501
No, no, she's not an old girlfriend.

1314
00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:11,626
She's an elf.

1315
00:58:11,626 --> 00:58:14,334
And she fights dirty,
so we got a new house rule:

1316
00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:16,543
Nobody can leave this house
till Christmas Eve.

1317
00:58:16,543 --> 00:58:18,001
- What? -What? -Wait, what?
- Fine with me.

1318
00:58:18,001 --> 00:58:19,834
- Dad, I got band.
- You're gonna have to skip band.

1319
00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:23,168
Okay, more importantly, I have a
track meet, and a scout's gonna be there.

1320
00:58:23,168 --> 00:58:24,876
- Oh.
- Really? A scout?

1321
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,418
- (stammers)
- From USC?

1322
00:58:28,376 --> 00:58:29,584
Yeah.

1323
00:58:30,584 --> 00:58:32,001
Okay, we can't skip that.

1324
00:58:32,001 --> 00:58:34,043
We're gonna all go to that together.
I'll just have to keep you safe.

1325
00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:35,668
Yeah, and we're gonna do this as a family.

1326
00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:38,168
- We should split up.
- What do you mean, we should split up?

1327
00:58:38,168 --> 00:58:40,418
Have you ever watched a horror film?

1328
00:58:40,418 --> 00:58:43,001
When you split up, somebody dies.

1329
00:58:43,001 --> 00:58:44,168
That's true.

1330
00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:46,876
Yeah, a Black person always die first,
and all y'all Black.

1331
00:58:48,084 --> 00:58:51,168
CAROL: I've searched online,
and no one has heard of this Pepper.

1332
00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:53,334
I think we should wake up tomorrow morning
and call the police.

1333
00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,918
And tell them what?

1334
00:58:54,918 --> 00:58:57,293
And tell them the truth,
that some sadistic little elf

1335
00:58:57,293 --> 00:58:59,709
is targeting our family.

1336
00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:01,959
Yeah, I just said it out loud.
It's not gonna work.

1337
00:59:01,959 --> 00:59:04,251
I just got to find those damn rings.

1338
00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:06,959
Can you please forget the rings, Chris?

1339
00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:10,918
Seriously, just give the-the village back
and all those little tiny figurines

1340
00:59:10,918 --> 00:59:13,418
and say you're sorry
for whatever you did to piss her off,

1341
00:59:13,418 --> 00:59:14,584
and then be done with it.

1342
00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:17,126
It's just not that simple, Carol.

1343
00:59:17,126 --> 00:59:19,668
What are you not telling me?

1344
00:59:19,668 --> 00:59:22,001
There's something you're not telling me.
What are you not telling me?

1345
00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:25,459
Carol, I just can't walk away.

1346
00:59:26,793 --> 00:59:28,209
I have to.

1347
00:59:29,543 --> 00:59:30,918
Okay.

1348
00:59:30,918 --> 00:59:32,043
Okay, I hear you.

1349
00:59:32,043 --> 00:59:33,293
- Okay?
- Okay, yes.

1350
00:59:33,293 --> 00:59:35,501
- All right.
- We made a promise to each other.

1351
00:59:35,501 --> 00:59:37,543
I'm glad you're saying this.
I was about to remind you.

1352
00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:39,376
- Oh, you were gonna remind me?
- Before you said it.

1353
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,918
- Okay.
- Okay.

1354
00:59:40,918 --> 00:59:42,834
{\an8}- Okay?
- So-- Yes, I'm gonna show up for you

1355
00:59:42,834 --> 00:59:44,501
{\an8}because we are on the same team

1356
00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:46,251
{\an8}- with each other.
- Yes, because of this, we show up.

1357
00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:48,709
- We show up for each other.
- Right, we show up for each other.

1358
00:59:48,709 --> 00:59:53,001
No matter how strange, no matter
how crazy, we show up for each other.

1359
00:59:53,001 --> 00:59:54,543
I don't think those were in the vows.

1360
00:59:54,543 --> 00:59:55,751
I'm putting that in now.

1361
00:59:55,751 --> 00:59:58,501
No matter how strange or how crazy,
we support each other. -Okay.

1362
00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,043
So I got your back.

1363
01:00:01,043 --> 01:00:02,709
We're gonna get this done.

1364
01:00:02,709 --> 01:00:05,334
- And that's why I love you so much.
- I love you, too.

1365
01:00:05,334 --> 01:00:06,418
Mwah.

1366
01:00:06,418 --> 01:00:07,834
Give me another one.

1367
01:00:07,834 --> 01:00:10,876
Ooh, I love both of y'all right now.
How strange it 'bout to get?

1368
01:00:10,876 --> 01:00:13,001
- No! No!
- Hey.

1369
01:00:13,001 --> 01:00:15,168
- No! Chris.
- I'm-I'm-a handle him.

1370
01:00:15,168 --> 01:00:17,876
Oh, don't cup me, brother,
not on the holiday.

1371
01:00:17,876 --> 01:00:21,334
I'm gonna d-deal with our little friend,
and I'll be back in a second.

1372
01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,501
- (cup rattling)
- (Gary grunting rapidly)

1373
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:26,959
PIP:
All right, you got the letter?

1374
01:00:26,959 --> 01:00:28,959
- HOLLY: Yes.
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Disarmed.

1375
01:00:31,334 --> 01:00:32,584
PIP (whispers):
Here we go.

1376
01:00:34,584 --> 01:00:36,709
You're very brave, Holly.

1377
01:00:36,709 --> 01:00:38,584
Thank you, Pip.

1378
01:00:38,584 --> 01:00:40,126
I'm quite scared myself.

1379
01:00:40,126 --> 01:00:44,334
You see, Pepper will never stop
until she finds us.

1380
01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:46,168
It's okay.

1381
01:00:46,168 --> 01:00:47,793
We can protect each other.

1382
01:00:47,793 --> 01:00:49,501
That's very kind of you, love.

1383
01:00:49,501 --> 01:00:51,293
I'm just so tiny, you see.

1384
01:00:51,293 --> 01:00:53,168
I am, too.

1385
01:00:53,168 --> 01:00:55,626
Is that the mailbox?

1386
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,834
It is.

1387
01:01:00,584 --> 01:01:02,334
We got this, love.

1388
01:01:03,418 --> 01:01:04,959
Thank you, Pip.

1389
01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:12,918
(chuckles):
Well, and Bob's your uncle.

1390
01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:14,834
HOLLY:
I don't have an uncle.

1391
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:17,251
- PIP: It's an idiom, love.
- HOLLY: What's that?

1392
01:01:17,251 --> 01:01:18,501
PIP:
A figure of speech.

1393
01:01:18,501 --> 01:01:20,876
You ever hear of a writer
called Charlie Dickens?

1394
01:01:20,876 --> 01:01:22,293
- HOLLY: No.
- PIP: Oh?

1395
01:01:22,293 --> 01:01:24,084
My mother knew his mother.

1396
01:01:29,084 --> 01:01:30,668
Yoo-hoo.

1397
01:01:32,501 --> 01:01:35,793
Where are you,
my naughty little stocking stuffers?

1398
01:01:36,793 --> 01:01:37,793
Pip?

1399
01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:40,376
(quietly):
Don't move. Don't even breathe.

1400
01:01:40,376 --> 01:01:41,459
Cordelia?

1401
01:01:41,459 --> 01:01:43,501
Lamp boy?

1402
01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:46,668
(gasps) Oh.

1403
01:01:46,668 --> 01:01:49,543
My Santa. It's a slum.

1404
01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:51,209
Oh, what a downgrade.

1405
01:01:55,293 --> 01:01:57,251
Come out, my little villagers.

1406
01:01:57,251 --> 01:01:58,501
It's me.

1407
01:01:58,501 --> 01:02:00,209
Where are you?

1408
01:02:00,209 --> 01:02:01,918
Hello?

1409
01:02:02,918 --> 01:02:04,209
{\an8}- Mm.
- (whispers): Please, no.

1410
01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:05,876
{\an8}I want to tell you a bedtime story.

1411
01:02:07,959 --> 01:02:10,001
{\an8}But you need to come out.

1412
01:02:10,001 --> 01:02:11,751
{\an8}Where are you?

1413
01:02:17,251 --> 01:02:20,001
(laughs):
I'm starting to get angry.

1414
01:02:20,001 --> 01:02:22,418
Feels like you're hiding on purpose.

1415
01:02:22,418 --> 01:02:24,209
(gasps)

1416
01:02:24,209 --> 01:02:25,709
Well, look at this.

1417
01:02:27,668 --> 01:02:29,001
(gasps)

1418
01:02:30,209 --> 01:02:31,876
Is that me?

1419
01:02:31,876 --> 01:02:33,834
I'm stunning.

1420
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,876
(sighs)

1421
01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:38,418
All right, I'm leaving.

1422
01:02:39,501 --> 01:02:40,584
Or am I?

1423
01:02:43,418 --> 01:02:46,001
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

1424
01:02:46,001 --> 01:02:47,834
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

1425
01:02:47,834 --> 01:02:49,543
(muffled humming)

1426
01:02:49,543 --> 01:02:52,501
How's that song go again?

1427
01:02:52,501 --> 01:02:54,918
Does anyone know the lyrics?

1428
01:02:54,918 --> 01:02:56,501
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

1429
01:02:56,501 --> 01:02:57,584
(muffled humming)

1430
01:02:57,584 --> 01:02:59,501
♪ Laughing all the way ♪

1431
01:02:59,501 --> 01:03:01,001
- ♪ Ha ha ha! ♪
- Oh.

1432
01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:03,459
Aha!

1433
01:03:05,834 --> 01:03:07,876
You know, he can't protect you forever.

1434
01:03:07,876 --> 01:03:10,918
He'll never find the last ring.

1435
01:03:10,918 --> 01:03:16,959
For the king of Christmas to save himself,
he needs the one upon the shelf.

1436
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,418
(chuckles)

1437
01:03:18,418 --> 01:03:21,834
I'll be back when the clock strikes 8:00.

1438
01:03:23,168 --> 01:03:26,376
And then you'll learn your tragic...

1439
01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:29,543
Destiny?

1440
01:03:29,543 --> 01:03:30,793
Inevitable outcome?

1441
01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:32,668
No, that's not it either.

1442
01:03:32,668 --> 01:03:34,751
♪ ♪

1443
01:03:34,751 --> 01:03:36,834
(indistinct announcements over P.A.)

1444
01:03:38,959 --> 01:03:41,918
Okay, girls, this is just a normal relay.

1445
01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:46,293
Yeah, totally normal for
a Notre Dame scout to be watching us.

1446
01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,668
Joy, does your dad know?

1447
01:03:48,668 --> 01:03:49,793
(crowd cheering in distance)

1448
01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:51,209
(whistle blows)

1449
01:03:52,293 --> 01:03:53,334
Hey, Joy!

1450
01:03:53,334 --> 01:03:54,543
CAROL:
We see you!

1451
01:03:54,543 --> 01:03:56,459
Look, just don't worry about him.

1452
01:03:56,459 --> 01:03:57,959
(crowd cheering)

1453
01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:02,168
I think those are those scouts
from USC up there.

1454
01:04:02,168 --> 01:04:03,959
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Take a look. See, right where--

1455
01:04:03,959 --> 01:04:05,543
That's them, right?

1456
01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:09,126
Is that them?

1457
01:04:09,126 --> 01:04:11,168
- Yes?
- Yeah.

1458
01:04:11,168 --> 01:04:12,959
- Yes. It is? It is?
- The middle one, the middle one.

1459
01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:14,168
- Hey!
- Oh.

1460
01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:17,168
Yo!

1461
01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:18,709
- Fight on!
- Okay. Oh, my God.

1462
01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:19,876
Whoo!

1463
01:04:24,459 --> 01:04:25,834
(whispers):
Stop. Yeah.

1464
01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:28,251
- (chuckles)
- (phone vibrating, ringtone playing)

1465
01:04:28,251 --> 01:04:30,376
I'm getting sick of this.

1466
01:04:31,459 --> 01:04:32,501
- Hello.
- SQUAWKING VOICE: Squawk.

1467
01:04:32,501 --> 01:04:34,543
Clock's ticking, naughty chicken.

1468
01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:37,168
Polly doesn't just want a cracker.
She's after all of you.

1469
01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:39,751
No Carver is safe. No Carver is safe.

1470
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:42,168
- What is that?
- (squawking laughter)

1471
01:04:42,168 --> 01:04:44,876
Some prank call, like I don't have
enough problems. -(line beeps)

1472
01:04:44,876 --> 01:04:46,959
(laughs) Sounds like a parrot.

1473
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:49,709
That's it.

1474
01:04:50,876 --> 01:04:53,001
- The birds. -What?
- NICK: Birds?

1475
01:04:53,001 --> 01:04:54,209
The calling birds.

1476
01:04:56,418 --> 01:04:59,168
- She's messing with us.
- Okay.

1477
01:04:59,168 --> 01:05:01,126
- What do we do?
- Look, hey.

1478
01:05:01,126 --> 01:05:03,043
Take these binoculars,
look around the crowd.

1479
01:05:03,043 --> 01:05:05,168
- You spot anything, say something.
- On it.

1480
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:07,459
- You think she's here?
- She could be. She could be anywhere.

1481
01:05:09,251 --> 01:05:10,543
Oh. Hey.

1482
01:05:10,543 --> 01:05:12,459
Hey, look at that.
Nick, that's your math teacher.

1483
01:05:12,459 --> 01:05:15,459
- No, it's not.
- Mr. Benedetto. Hey. Hi.

1484
01:05:15,459 --> 01:05:17,834
Oh, my God, sweetheart. Hey.

1485
01:05:17,834 --> 01:05:19,459
He's probably excited 'cause
you're doing so well in math, sweetheart.

1486
01:05:19,459 --> 01:05:21,043
- Yeah, I'm doing, I'm doing good in music.
- Yeah? Uh-huh.

1487
01:05:21,043 --> 01:05:22,751
He's coming to say congratulations.

1488
01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:24,334
Hey! Hi there.

1489
01:05:24,334 --> 01:05:26,793
- I see you. Hi.
- Okay. Okay.

1490
01:05:26,793 --> 01:05:28,793
- I'll be right there.
- Hey.

1491
01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:30,543
Where's Nick?

1492
01:05:32,626 --> 01:05:33,751
(door creaks)

1493
01:05:50,959 --> 01:05:52,084
(feedback hums)

1494
01:05:52,084 --> 01:05:54,459
(high hat playing rhythmically)

1495
01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:57,959
(hip-hop beat playing)

1496
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,918
(upbeat instrumental music playing)

1497
01:06:17,501 --> 01:06:18,584
(exhales heavily)

1498
01:06:23,959 --> 01:06:26,376
(music distorts)

1499
01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:33,209
(no audio)

1500
01:06:35,626 --> 01:06:37,918
♪ ♪

1501
01:06:39,084 --> 01:06:41,501
- There she goes. There she goes.
- Come on, Joy!

1502
01:06:41,501 --> 01:06:43,251
- Come on. Come on, babe.
- Come on, Joy!

1503
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,668
(tuba playing to music)

1504
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:11,001
(electric piano playing to music)

1505
01:07:13,709 --> 01:07:14,793
- Oh. -Got a minute.
- Come on, Joy!

1506
01:07:14,793 --> 01:07:16,751
- I need to talk to you about Nick.
- Smoke 'em, Joy!

1507
01:07:16,751 --> 01:07:18,251
Yeah, you want to praise my boy.

1508
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,501
- Run, girl, run!
- Come on, come on.

1509
01:07:19,501 --> 01:07:21,876
- Whoo!
- Praise your boy for failing my class?

1510
01:07:21,876 --> 01:07:23,251
- Failing. He's not failing.
- Come on, now!

1511
01:07:23,251 --> 01:07:25,251
If he was failing,
I would know he was failing. -Fight on!

1512
01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:29,501
- Is he failing?
- Whoo!

1513
01:07:29,501 --> 01:07:32,376
- Oh, yeah. Exponentially.
- CHRIS: Who's failing? What?

1514
01:07:32,376 --> 01:07:34,459
(xylophone playing to music)

1515
01:07:41,293 --> 01:07:42,668
I don't know where Nick is.

1516
01:07:42,668 --> 01:07:45,293
Uh, there you go. Need I say more?

1517
01:07:45,293 --> 01:07:46,459
No, you should not.

1518
01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:48,084
Sports.

1519
01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:50,293
A topic I know nothing about.

1520
01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:51,834
But I did my research last night,

1521
01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:55,709
and I looked up some of
the greatest sports icons of all time.

1522
01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:58,084
The likes of...

1523
01:07:58,084 --> 01:07:59,959
Wade Gretzky...

1524
01:08:01,209 --> 01:08:03,501
...and Tiger Wools.

1525
01:08:04,584 --> 01:08:07,626
And of course the classic trio of

1526
01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,584
Le, Bron and James.

1527
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:12,668
And the greatest of all time...

1528
01:08:13,918 --> 01:08:16,001
...Michael B. Jordan.

1529
01:08:16,001 --> 01:08:19,043
And do you know what they would say
if they were here right now?

1530
01:08:19,043 --> 01:08:21,084
They would say this is not a game.

1531
01:08:21,084 --> 01:08:23,751
We're not running in circles out here.

1532
01:08:23,751 --> 01:08:25,168
We're not passing the baton.

1533
01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:30,251
Life is about taking the baton
and shoving it right up

1534
01:08:30,251 --> 01:08:32,709
the competition's chimney!

1535
01:08:35,293 --> 01:08:37,084
That was your cue. Go, go, go!

1536
01:08:37,084 --> 01:08:38,584
- Run!
- (excited shouting)

1537
01:08:38,584 --> 01:08:40,668
(upbeat music continues)

1538
01:08:52,168 --> 01:08:53,668
(cow mooing)

1539
01:08:57,959 --> 01:08:59,584
(music fades)

1540
01:09:02,459 --> 01:09:03,834
Ring.

1541
01:09:03,834 --> 01:09:05,709
Milkmaid?

1542
01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,168
Hi.

1543
01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:12,209
Got milk?

1544
01:09:12,209 --> 01:09:13,793
(screaming)

1545
01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,043
- (panting)
- (cow mooing)

1546
01:09:17,168 --> 01:09:18,251
(grunts)

1547
01:09:24,001 --> 01:09:25,918
- (crowd groans)
- Hey! -Oh!

1548
01:09:25,918 --> 01:09:27,584
Go.

1549
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:30,209
(crowd murmuring)

1550
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,584
What the hell are you doing?

1551
01:09:37,543 --> 01:09:38,959
(grunts)

1552
01:09:38,959 --> 01:09:41,334
You've got no drip.

1553
01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:47,584
You have got to be kidding me.

1554
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:49,084
I'm coming, Joy! I got you!

1555
01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:53,709
Hey, this doesn't count!

1556
01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:54,793
Hey, man, what...

1557
01:09:58,876 --> 01:10:00,793
♪ ♪

1558
01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:07,501
(lords shouting)

1559
01:10:11,084 --> 01:10:12,751
All right, now, I ain't no punk.

1560
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:15,168
- What?
- (crowd murmuring)

1561
01:10:15,168 --> 01:10:17,501
Hey! Why y'all messing with me?

1562
01:10:17,501 --> 01:10:19,376
Y'all should be working
for Cirque du Soleil.

1563
01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:22,334
- CAROL: Run, Joy!
- BENEDETTO: I don't know if

1564
01:10:22,334 --> 01:10:23,918
- you understand how important math is.
- Run!

1565
01:10:23,918 --> 01:10:25,001
HOLLY:
...nine, ten.

1566
01:10:25,001 --> 01:10:26,334
Mom, ten lords a-leaping.

1567
01:10:31,251 --> 01:10:33,793
Joy. What are you doing?

1568
01:10:41,084 --> 01:10:42,793
Why y'all dressed like Prince?

1569
01:10:42,793 --> 01:10:45,418
Hey, Chris, the ring!

1570
01:10:45,418 --> 01:10:46,584
You got to stop him!

1571
01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:48,626
BENEDETTO: Math is at the heart
of everything. It's vitally important.

1572
01:10:48,626 --> 01:10:49,918
- Nick...
- Listen to me, Friar Tuck.

1573
01:10:49,918 --> 01:10:52,168
- (stammers)
- I need you to shut it!

1574
01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:54,209
Stand by.

1575
01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:56,293
♪ ♪

1576
01:11:09,876 --> 01:11:11,709
(panting)

1577
01:11:11,709 --> 01:11:14,584
Ha! Yes! Yes!

1578
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:18,418
What were you saying?

1579
01:11:19,501 --> 01:11:21,251
I... I... Oh.

1580
01:11:21,251 --> 01:11:23,334
(doors creaking)

1581
01:11:31,376 --> 01:11:32,751
(cow mooing)

1582
01:11:34,209 --> 01:11:35,584
- (gasps)
- (moos)

1583
01:11:35,584 --> 01:11:37,626
♪ ♪

1584
01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:08,793
(crowd murmuring)

1585
01:12:13,126 --> 01:12:14,709
That's right!

1586
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:17,709
I was about to start whipping
everybody's ass up in here!

1587
01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:19,501
Y'all got off easy this time!

1588
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:23,418
- Joy, that was amazing. That was amazing.
- Thanks, Dad.

1589
01:12:23,418 --> 01:12:25,126
You got it. You got the ring.

1590
01:12:25,126 --> 01:12:26,459
- Are sure you're okay?
- Yeah, I'm good, Mom.

1591
01:12:26,459 --> 01:12:27,584
- You're okay. All right.
- Thank you.

1592
01:12:27,584 --> 01:12:29,293
CHRIS:
Hey, oh, there's that scout.

1593
01:12:29,293 --> 01:12:31,084
- Where? Oh. -Wait, Dad, don't.
- (shushes)

1594
01:12:31,084 --> 01:12:33,418
CHRIS:
Hey, how about that? Did you see that?

1595
01:12:33,418 --> 01:12:35,834
Did you see what she did out there?
Wasn't she amazing?

1596
01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:37,084
Look, listen.

1597
01:12:37,084 --> 01:12:39,709
It's not my policy
to talk to parents, okay?

1598
01:12:39,709 --> 01:12:41,626
Or an athlete at these events.

1599
01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:43,751
I'm just here to observe. That's it.

1600
01:12:43,751 --> 01:12:45,626
Well, consider yourself lucky.
You got a chance to observe her.

1601
01:12:45,626 --> 01:12:47,001
But did you see what she did?

1602
01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:48,418
I did. I did.

1603
01:12:48,418 --> 01:12:51,834
I counted, uh,
20 violations and infractions.

1604
01:12:51,834 --> 01:12:53,709
Well, I-I promise,

1605
01:12:53,709 --> 01:12:55,043
- I don't usually run like this.
- Yeah.

1606
01:12:55,043 --> 01:12:59,626
Look, if she could run that fast with all
those obstacles and hurdles coming at her,

1607
01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:02,126
imagine how good she'll do
in a USC uniform.

1608
01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:03,709
SCOUT:
I hope so. I do.

1609
01:13:03,709 --> 01:13:05,668
'Cause she's not running for us.

1610
01:13:05,668 --> 01:13:06,793
- Oh.
- Notre Dame?

1611
01:13:06,793 --> 01:13:08,918
Nobody want to go to Notre Dame.

1612
01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:10,418
(laughs)

1613
01:13:10,418 --> 01:13:12,043
Well, she's definitely not.

1614
01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:18,418
What's going on?

1615
01:13:18,418 --> 01:13:21,084
Holy cow! Holy...

1616
01:13:21,084 --> 01:13:23,709
(footsteps squishing)

1617
01:13:24,793 --> 01:13:26,459
I don't want to talk about it.

1618
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:31,001
So you lied about
how you're doing in math?

1619
01:13:31,001 --> 01:13:33,168
It wasn't a lie. It was a spin.

1620
01:13:33,168 --> 01:13:35,668
Yeah, now, how far you expect
to get in life with an attitude like that?

1621
01:13:35,668 --> 01:13:36,959
I don't know.

1622
01:13:36,959 --> 01:13:39,459
I'm thinking president.

1623
01:13:40,626 --> 01:13:42,876
Something big. Big things.

1624
01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:45,251
- This boy. I can't.
- Look.

1625
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,293
Only reason I didn't tell you
I was a loser in math

1626
01:13:47,293 --> 01:13:49,001
is 'cause I know
how you feel about losers.

1627
01:13:54,876 --> 01:13:58,834
And, Dad, just as a reminder,
I can speak for myself.

1628
01:13:58,834 --> 01:14:01,668
Excuse me.
Don't you even try to make this about me.

1629
01:14:01,668 --> 01:14:03,334
Okay? USC scout.

1630
01:14:03,334 --> 01:14:05,418
That guy was from Notre Dame,
and you knew it.

1631
01:14:05,418 --> 01:14:06,751
Yes.

1632
01:14:06,751 --> 01:14:08,209
Okay? I don't want to go to USC, okay?

1633
01:14:08,209 --> 01:14:10,584
I-I don't want to come home
for dinner every night.

1634
01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,543
I want my own life, away from you.

1635
01:14:12,543 --> 01:14:13,709
CAROL:
Hey.

1636
01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:18,126
There is nothing wrong with that, but
you need to be honest with your parents.

1637
01:14:18,126 --> 01:14:21,376
Do you two even know how hard that I work

1638
01:14:21,376 --> 01:14:23,751
so that you can have
the best of everything, the best in life,

1639
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:26,043
the best Christmas?

1640
01:14:26,043 --> 01:14:27,584
Everything that I do, I do for you.

1641
01:14:27,584 --> 01:14:29,918
Oh, no, no, no. You do this for yourself.

1642
01:14:29,918 --> 01:14:32,543
All this Christmas stuff,
this isn't for us.

1643
01:14:34,334 --> 01:14:35,876
Not anymore.

1644
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:37,543
It's all for you.

1645
01:14:37,543 --> 01:14:39,209
You-- yeah, y-you say
that you want our help,

1646
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:41,751
but you really just want to do it yourself
and then have us stand here and go,

1647
01:14:41,751 --> 01:14:45,334
"Wow, isn't Dad so amazing?
He's number one!"

1648
01:14:46,668 --> 01:14:47,959
- CAROL: Hey.
- (Joy scoffs)

1649
01:14:47,959 --> 01:14:51,334
Okay, that's not helping anything.

1650
01:14:51,334 --> 01:14:52,459
Hey.

1651
01:14:54,584 --> 01:14:56,209
(whispers):
We. We do the work.

1652
01:14:56,209 --> 01:14:57,751
- I know we do the work.
- Okay, okay.

1653
01:14:57,751 --> 01:15:00,251
Okay, but, you know, not right now.

1654
01:15:07,126 --> 01:15:11,459
CHRIS: Look, everything you said
out there was true. All right?

1655
01:15:11,459 --> 01:15:15,418
I want to apologize for a lot of things.

1656
01:15:15,418 --> 01:15:19,251
And I haven't told you the whole truth.

1657
01:15:19,251 --> 01:15:20,751
If I find all the rings, I win.

1658
01:15:20,751 --> 01:15:21,959
Yeah?

1659
01:15:21,959 --> 01:15:23,626
But if I don't...

1660
01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:30,001
...then I get turned into one of them.

1661
01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,209
- What?
- Dad, what?

1662
01:15:32,209 --> 01:15:34,168
Oh, my God, Christopher.

1663
01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:35,376
Gary, you already knew that.

1664
01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,626
I know. It's still a big reveal.
Girl, I'm in the moment.

1665
01:15:37,626 --> 01:15:39,334
- No.
- Dad!

1666
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:41,418
(Holly sobbing softly)

1667
01:15:43,834 --> 01:15:45,168
Hey. What do you mean?

1668
01:15:45,168 --> 01:15:47,043
You're gonna be one of those little guys?
Forever?

1669
01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:48,668
- Forever.
- Why didn't you tell me?

1670
01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:51,209
'Cause I thought that I could,
you know, fix this by myself.

1671
01:15:51,209 --> 01:15:53,501
By yourself?

1672
01:15:53,501 --> 01:15:54,626
Oh, my God, Chris.

1673
01:15:54,626 --> 01:15:56,543
(whimpering):
Now they gonna turn me into a little...

1674
01:15:56,543 --> 01:15:58,459
- Don't cry.
- I'm gonna be all tiny.

1675
01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:00,543
I would break you.

1676
01:16:00,543 --> 01:16:02,501
(whimpering)

1677
01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:09,709
You're not gonna let her take my dad,
are you, Pip?

1678
01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:12,543
Not if I can help it, love.

1679
01:16:12,543 --> 01:16:14,709
Oh, little bonbon.

1680
01:16:14,709 --> 01:16:17,084
I'm not crying. My eyes just sweat
when I see something adorable.

1681
01:16:17,084 --> 01:16:18,168
You know what I mean?

1682
01:16:18,168 --> 01:16:20,001
CAROL:
No, sweetheart.

1683
01:16:20,001 --> 01:16:22,001
No. Get up. Get up.

1684
01:16:22,001 --> 01:16:23,709
We are not gonna let her turn your dad

1685
01:16:23,709 --> 01:16:27,001
into one of those weird,
old-timey Happy Meal toys.

1686
01:16:27,001 --> 01:16:28,709
Not like-- No offense. I'm sorry.

1687
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,959
- None taken.
- A little taken.

1688
01:16:30,959 --> 01:16:32,959
Mom is right.

1689
01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:34,584
We're in this together.

1690
01:16:34,584 --> 01:16:35,751
We're the Carvers.

1691
01:16:35,751 --> 01:16:37,043
Yeah.

1692
01:16:37,043 --> 01:16:39,126
You know what? We are a family.

1693
01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:43,459
We will do this together
because we are the Carvers.

1694
01:16:43,459 --> 01:16:45,209
- We're the Carvers!
- Yeah!

1695
01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:47,834
(stammers)
Technically, you guys are not Carvers.

1696
01:16:47,834 --> 01:16:49,626
{\an8}PIP:
Honorary members.

1697
01:16:49,626 --> 01:16:51,043
{\an8}On a temporary basis.

1698
01:16:51,043 --> 01:16:53,751
Temporary honorary Carvers!

1699
01:16:53,751 --> 01:16:54,834
Seriously?

1700
01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:58,418
Hey, these tree creatures
have to have the ring.

1701
01:16:58,418 --> 01:17:00,918
Mm, don't be so sure, guv.

1702
01:17:00,918 --> 01:17:03,126
Pepper's not to be trusted.

1703
01:17:03,126 --> 01:17:06,751
In fact, she was here last night
looking for us.

1704
01:17:06,751 --> 01:17:07,918
Wait, she was in my house?

1705
01:17:07,918 --> 01:17:10,751
And she said
you'd never find the last ring.

1706
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,751
- CORDELIA: There's always some trick.
- GARY: That's how she gets you.

1707
01:17:13,751 --> 01:17:16,709
Right when the clock strikes 8:00
and you think you're about to win...

1708
01:17:16,709 --> 01:17:17,793
You lose.

1709
01:17:17,793 --> 01:17:19,918
But she also said something about,

1710
01:17:19,918 --> 01:17:22,501
"Don't forget the nice gift maker."

1711
01:17:22,501 --> 01:17:23,793
CORDELIA:
Oh, yeah, and,

1712
01:17:23,793 --> 01:17:26,293
"For the king of Christmas
to save himself,

1713
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:28,501
he needs the one up on the shelf."

1714
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,751
"Up on the shelf"?

1715
01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:32,334
What does, what does that mean?
What does that mean?

1716
01:17:32,334 --> 01:17:35,168
What? Seriously, you guys?

1717
01:17:35,168 --> 01:17:36,293
Elf on the Shelf.

1718
01:17:36,293 --> 01:17:37,709
- Duh. -Oh.
- Oh, elf. Yes.

1719
01:17:37,709 --> 01:17:38,793
NICK:
Ah, that's it.

1720
01:17:38,793 --> 01:17:41,168
Elves make gifts. Pepper's the elf.

1721
01:17:41,168 --> 01:17:43,959
- Pepper has the last ring.
- Pepper has the last ring.

1722
01:17:45,334 --> 01:17:46,376
(exclaiming)

1723
01:17:46,376 --> 01:17:47,793
- (chuckles)
- Huh?

1724
01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:49,043
Do you see this?

1725
01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:51,126
How nice is it to have some help
from your family?

1726
01:17:51,126 --> 01:17:53,709
Yeah, it's good to have
some help from your family.

1727
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:57,126
Right? And what you need is
an operational manager, and that's all me.

1728
01:17:57,126 --> 01:17:58,251
(Carol laughs)

1729
01:17:58,251 --> 01:18:00,834
Follow your mother.
I have ideas. Let's go.

1730
01:18:00,834 --> 01:18:02,376
- Come on, you heard your mother. Let's go!
- Yeah!

1731
01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:05,459
- What is she doing?
- (shushes)

1732
01:18:05,459 --> 01:18:06,709
She's in the zone.

1733
01:18:09,543 --> 01:18:11,793
Okay. Okay.

1734
01:18:11,793 --> 01:18:13,501
Okay!

1735
01:18:13,501 --> 01:18:15,959
Listen up!
Here's how it's gonna go down tonight.

1736
01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:19,584
Village people, I want you right here,
front and center.

1737
01:18:19,584 --> 01:18:21,418
To do what?

1738
01:18:21,418 --> 01:18:23,418
You're the bait.

1739
01:18:23,418 --> 01:18:25,043
I liked when Chris was in charge.

1740
01:18:25,043 --> 01:18:27,543
I mean, he wasn't effective,
but I felt safer.

1741
01:18:27,543 --> 01:18:28,668
No one asked you.

1742
01:18:28,668 --> 01:18:31,168
Yeah, for once, I agree with Gary.

1743
01:18:31,168 --> 01:18:33,918
Do you guys want to catch an elf or not?

1744
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:35,293
(ringtone playing)

1745
01:18:35,293 --> 01:18:36,668
ALL:
Don't answer it!

1746
01:18:38,918 --> 01:18:40,501
Hey, listen here, you stupid birds.

1747
01:18:40,501 --> 01:18:41,876
Let me tell you something right now.

1748
01:18:41,876 --> 01:18:44,126
We are all coming for you 'cause
you messed with the wrong family.

1749
01:18:44,126 --> 01:18:46,209
- That's right.
- So you better not ever...

1750
01:18:46,209 --> 01:18:47,959
BENEDETTO:
Nick, this is Mr. Benedetto.

1751
01:18:47,959 --> 01:18:49,584
- What the heck is going...
- (line beeps)

1752
01:18:49,584 --> 01:18:50,959
- That's the wrong number.
- CAROL: Oh.

1753
01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:52,209
Oh.

1754
01:18:52,209 --> 01:18:53,668
CAROL:
Okay, listen up, guys.

1755
01:18:53,668 --> 01:18:57,584
We are gonna need a pulley, plywood

1756
01:18:57,584 --> 01:18:59,543
and string lights,
lots and lots of string lights.

1757
01:18:59,543 --> 01:19:01,668
Now you're speaking my love language.

1758
01:19:02,751 --> 01:19:06,626
Hey, babe, do you think you can make
a lasso out of string lights?

1759
01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:11,501
That's my man.

1760
01:19:11,501 --> 01:19:13,834
("Takeover" by Voli Contra playing)

1761
01:19:18,126 --> 01:19:21,334
♪ I'm dripping with the spirit,
I been on a wave ♪

1762
01:19:21,334 --> 01:19:24,459
♪ 'Tis the season,
we gon' ride or die today ♪

1763
01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:28,043
♪ You better stay home, happy holiday ♪

1764
01:19:28,043 --> 01:19:30,584
♪ If you want smoke,
we blow your squad away... ♪

1765
01:19:30,584 --> 01:19:32,251
(music distorts, stops)

1766
01:19:33,418 --> 01:19:36,876
Merry Christmas Eve, everybody,
and welcome to our special live coverage

1767
01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:39,543
of the El Segundo
Candy Cane Lane Spectacular.

1768
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:42,709
- Extravaganza Bonanza.
- (applause)

1769
01:19:44,126 --> 01:19:47,376
(over speakers): Now, all week long,
our sponsors have been judging the houses,

1770
01:19:47,376 --> 01:19:51,543
and one of these lucky families will be
declared the winner of Candy Cane Lane.

1771
01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:54,876
And receive a check for $100,000.

1772
01:19:54,876 --> 01:19:57,418
- (crowd murmuring, laughing)
- Right?

1773
01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:59,001
Whoo!

1774
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:01,626
Um... (clears throat) it's not a check.

1775
01:20:01,626 --> 01:20:04,376
It's, uh, prizes that equal $100,000.

1776
01:20:04,376 --> 01:20:05,793
Was that not clear?

1777
01:20:05,793 --> 01:20:08,376
- No, that was absolutely not clear.
- (crowd groaning)

1778
01:20:08,376 --> 01:20:10,001
What kind of prizes?

1779
01:20:10,001 --> 01:20:11,418
KIT:
You know, just see for yourself.

1780
01:20:11,418 --> 01:20:13,668
Can you run the prizes, please?

1781
01:20:13,668 --> 01:20:18,668
Oh, and of course,
gift certificates to Tony's Tacos.

1782
01:20:18,668 --> 01:20:21,876
Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday.

1783
01:20:21,876 --> 01:20:22,959
- Tacos?
- (crowd murmuring)

1784
01:20:22,959 --> 01:20:25,751
$100,000 in Tony Tacos?

1785
01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:27,459
It's not cash? It's tacos?

1786
01:20:27,459 --> 01:20:29,501
Dad, Dad, just stay focused.

1787
01:20:29,501 --> 01:20:32,418
They are gonna turn you into
a tiny action figure.

1788
01:20:32,418 --> 01:20:33,793
Stay focused on the plan.

1789
01:20:36,043 --> 01:20:37,376
Tacos are stupid.

1790
01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:40,459
A hundred grand in tacos?
Oh, God, that's unbelievable.

1791
01:20:40,459 --> 01:20:42,251
You know what else
is unbelievable, Emerson?

1792
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:43,793
I don't know,
that I haven't fired my agent?

1793
01:20:43,793 --> 01:20:48,043
The magic and music the good folks
of El Segundo have in store for us.

1794
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:50,043
Take it away!

1795
01:20:50,043 --> 01:20:52,126
- (light applause)
- (gentle piano music playing)

1796
01:20:58,334 --> 01:21:01,584
♪ Said the night wind ♪

1797
01:21:01,584 --> 01:21:05,668
♪ To the little lamb ♪

1798
01:21:05,668 --> 01:21:11,209
♪ "Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see? ♪

1799
01:21:11,209 --> 01:21:14,084
♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb..." ♪

1800
01:21:14,084 --> 01:21:16,876
PEPPER:
And she shoots.

1801
01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:18,918
And she scores! Touchdown!

1802
01:21:18,918 --> 01:21:22,168
♪ "Do you see what I see? ♪

1803
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,376
♪ A star, a star..." ♪

1804
01:21:24,376 --> 01:21:26,793
Do you see what I see?!

1805
01:21:26,793 --> 01:21:28,209
Is-is that the thing?

1806
01:21:28,209 --> 01:21:32,751
♪ "Tail as big as a kite ♪

1807
01:21:32,751 --> 01:21:34,834
♪ With a tail as big..." ♪

1808
01:21:34,834 --> 01:21:36,251
(gasps)

1809
01:21:36,251 --> 01:21:38,626
A peppermint.

1810
01:21:40,918 --> 01:21:42,043
- There she is.
- (gasps)

1811
01:21:42,043 --> 01:21:43,709
Okay, go, go, go. Go, go.

1812
01:21:45,459 --> 01:21:47,001
(gasps) A peppermint.

1813
01:21:48,001 --> 01:21:49,293
(gasps)

1814
01:21:49,293 --> 01:21:51,126
There she is.

1815
01:21:51,126 --> 01:21:52,543
Joy killer.

1816
01:21:52,543 --> 01:21:53,709
Pip.

1817
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:55,959
("Zat You, Santa Claus" by Louis Armstrong
and The Commanders playing over speaker)

1818
01:21:55,959 --> 01:21:57,626
Hello, old friend.

1819
01:21:57,626 --> 01:22:00,459
Hello, Santa's little devil.

1820
01:22:01,459 --> 01:22:02,918
(panting)

1821
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,459
Going for a spin?

1822
01:22:04,459 --> 01:22:07,084
(song speeds up)

1823
01:22:07,084 --> 01:22:08,251
See if you can catch me.

1824
01:22:08,251 --> 01:22:10,043
(panting)

1825
01:22:10,043 --> 01:22:12,126
- (grunting)
- (mug shatters)

1826
01:22:14,084 --> 01:22:15,126
(panting)

1827
01:22:16,084 --> 01:22:18,626
Oy! Now!

1828
01:22:22,001 --> 01:22:24,334
(screams)

1829
01:22:24,334 --> 01:22:25,626
Gotcha!

1830
01:22:25,626 --> 01:22:27,751
- (gasps)
- Messed with the wrong family!

1831
01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:29,751
Seriously?

1832
01:22:29,751 --> 01:22:31,959
This is the Oompa Loompa that has been
causing all the trouble? What...

1833
01:22:31,959 --> 01:22:33,126
Oh, no.

1834
01:22:33,126 --> 01:22:35,709
I walked right into your trap.

1835
01:22:35,709 --> 01:22:37,084
Or did you walk right into mine?

1836
01:22:37,084 --> 01:22:38,626
What are you talking about?

1837
01:22:38,626 --> 01:22:41,251
Santa's been giving too many nice passes
to all the naughties.

1838
01:22:41,251 --> 01:22:43,876
I'm here to put a little coal
in your stocking.

1839
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,668
(Pepper laughing)

1840
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:48,459
- You got some real anger issues.
- Just a little.

1841
01:22:49,251 --> 01:22:50,668
(gasps)

1842
01:22:50,668 --> 01:22:51,918
Well, I got the last ring.

1843
01:22:51,918 --> 01:22:53,084
- Winner!
- Yeah!

1844
01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:55,668
- (laughter)
- CHRIS: I win!

1845
01:22:55,668 --> 01:22:58,709
I win, win, win!

1846
01:22:58,709 --> 01:23:00,251
Did you?

1847
01:23:00,251 --> 01:23:02,834
All right, I get it.
I got a lot to learn about Christmas.

1848
01:23:02,834 --> 01:23:05,459
It's not about what you have
on the outside of your house.

1849
01:23:05,459 --> 01:23:07,501
It's about who you have inside with you.

1850
01:23:07,501 --> 01:23:08,584
Yeah.

1851
01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:10,376
And nothing compares to that.

1852
01:23:10,376 --> 01:23:15,209
Oh, my God, if you do not stop
humansplaining Christmas to me.

1853
01:23:15,209 --> 01:23:16,668
- (explosive whooshing)
- (crowd gasping)

1854
01:23:16,668 --> 01:23:18,501
(car alarms wailing)

1855
01:23:18,501 --> 01:23:20,251
What is that?

1856
01:23:20,251 --> 01:23:22,334
(explosive whooshing)

1857
01:23:23,876 --> 01:23:25,876
(bells jingling)

1858
01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:37,668
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
It's coming in hot.

1859
01:23:37,668 --> 01:23:38,918
(crowd murmuring)

1860
01:23:42,376 --> 01:23:43,959
Dad, what is that?

1861
01:23:45,251 --> 01:23:46,751
(sleigh screeches)

1862
01:23:48,168 --> 01:23:49,251
Peppermint!

1863
01:23:49,251 --> 01:23:50,668
Oh, crap.

1864
01:23:50,668 --> 01:23:52,209
Is that who I think it is?

1865
01:23:52,209 --> 01:23:53,584
(Pepper screams, grunts)

1866
01:23:53,584 --> 01:23:55,584
Uncle Santa! What's up?!

1867
01:23:55,584 --> 01:23:56,793
(crowd cheering)

1868
01:23:56,793 --> 01:23:59,084
I knew Santa was Black, man!

1869
01:23:59,084 --> 01:24:01,834
Oh, my gosh, Black Santa! (laughs)

1870
01:24:01,834 --> 01:24:03,793
I only see Santa.

1871
01:24:03,793 --> 01:24:05,043
What color is that nutcracker?

1872
01:24:05,043 --> 01:24:07,043
It's white.

1873
01:24:08,584 --> 01:24:10,668
(crowd cheering, murmuring)

1874
01:24:12,001 --> 01:24:13,459
Santa, we love you!

1875
01:24:13,459 --> 01:24:14,543
(laughing)

1876
01:24:14,543 --> 01:24:16,543
- That's Santa Claus.
- It's Santa! Hi, Santa!

1877
01:24:21,251 --> 01:24:22,543
HOLLY:
I knew it!

1878
01:24:23,918 --> 01:24:25,209
- SANTA: Peppermint!
- Oh.

1879
01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,418
Peppermint?

1880
01:24:29,751 --> 01:24:32,959
SANTA:
Peppermint, you working my last nerve.

1881
01:24:32,959 --> 01:24:34,251
Oh.

1882
01:24:34,251 --> 01:24:36,334
(laughs):
Hey, you.

1883
01:24:36,334 --> 01:24:37,501
Fudge me.

1884
01:24:37,501 --> 01:24:39,834
You look great.

1885
01:24:39,834 --> 01:24:42,251
What's your secret? Less cookies?

1886
01:24:42,251 --> 01:24:44,334
Peppermint, what have you done?

1887
01:24:44,334 --> 01:24:46,709
Well, I know how busy you get
this time of year,

1888
01:24:46,709 --> 01:24:50,459
so I thought I'd just teach a few people
the true meaning of Christmas.

1889
01:24:50,459 --> 01:24:52,418
SANTA: The person that needs
to learn a thing or two

1890
01:24:52,418 --> 01:24:54,918
- is you!
- What?

1891
01:24:54,918 --> 01:24:57,834
Wow. Santa.

1892
01:24:57,834 --> 01:25:00,126
- It's Santa, right?
- Uh, hello, Christopher.

1893
01:25:00,126 --> 01:25:01,209
Yes, it's me.

1894
01:25:01,209 --> 01:25:02,918
He knows your name.

1895
01:25:02,918 --> 01:25:05,001
I'm... I'm really sorry about all this.

1896
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:06,543
CHRIS:
No problem.

1897
01:25:06,543 --> 01:25:08,084
Wow, you're actually really here.

1898
01:25:08,084 --> 01:25:10,959
Hey, listen, Santa, um, I'm good, right?

1899
01:25:10,959 --> 01:25:13,459
'Cause I got all the five gold rings.

1900
01:25:13,459 --> 01:25:15,001
Ah-ah-ah.

1901
01:25:15,001 --> 01:25:17,293
- I never said five.
- Yes, you did.

1902
01:25:17,293 --> 01:25:22,418
"Before the old clock tower goes ding,
you must collect the golden rings."

1903
01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:24,751
- There are five golden rings.
- Uh-huh.

1904
01:25:24,751 --> 01:25:26,584
Are there?

1905
01:25:27,584 --> 01:25:29,293
(birds squawking)

1906
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:38,709
Twelve.

1907
01:25:38,709 --> 01:25:40,376
Dad, there's 12 partridges.

1908
01:25:40,376 --> 01:25:43,501
Why? Why are there 12?

1909
01:25:43,501 --> 01:25:45,293
Oh, no.

1910
01:25:45,293 --> 01:25:48,293
- What?
- That song "The Twelve Days of Christmas,"

1911
01:25:48,293 --> 01:25:49,501
it repeats.

1912
01:25:49,501 --> 01:25:52,043
She always changes the rules.
That's her trick.

1913
01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:54,126
That's why no one ever wins.

1914
01:25:54,126 --> 01:25:56,751
Is this a-- some sort of pet entrance?

1915
01:25:56,751 --> 01:26:00,626
You sing it over and over again, and
every time you do, you add another one.

1916
01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:01,918
Oh. (gasps)

1917
01:26:04,084 --> 01:26:05,543
12 partridges!

1918
01:26:05,543 --> 01:26:07,626
Why... why are we doing math right now?

1919
01:26:08,709 --> 01:26:10,043
(crunching)

1920
01:26:10,043 --> 01:26:12,126
(ticking)

1921
01:26:14,209 --> 01:26:15,501
And two turtledoves.

1922
01:26:15,501 --> 01:26:17,293
And then it repeats that verse.

1923
01:26:17,293 --> 01:26:18,626
11 times.

1924
01:26:20,168 --> 01:26:21,918
So... so that means there's...

1925
01:26:21,918 --> 01:26:24,168
22 turtledoves!

1926
01:26:24,168 --> 01:26:25,793
So it's not really five golden rings.

1927
01:26:25,793 --> 01:26:27,584
It's 40.

1928
01:26:27,584 --> 01:26:29,209
Forty.

1929
01:26:29,209 --> 01:26:30,876
Oh, my God.

1930
01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:32,293
He's right. How is Nick right?

1931
01:26:32,293 --> 01:26:35,543
I don't know. It's... it's music.

1932
01:26:35,543 --> 01:26:36,668
But it's math.

1933
01:26:37,876 --> 01:26:39,459
I'm doing math.

1934
01:26:39,459 --> 01:26:41,043
Is this what y'all call calculus?

1935
01:26:41,043 --> 01:26:43,376
What? It's multiplication, you idiot.

1936
01:26:43,376 --> 01:26:45,543
But you're right, for once.

1937
01:26:45,543 --> 01:26:47,043
Wait a minute.

1938
01:26:47,043 --> 01:26:49,126
40 rings?

1939
01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:50,626
(Pepper laughing)

1940
01:26:50,626 --> 01:26:53,251
I got you so good. All of you were like,
"Five? Let's find the five."

1941
01:26:53,251 --> 01:26:55,418
(laughing):
It was 40.

1942
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:56,543
- SANTA: Peppermint.
- Mm.

1943
01:26:56,543 --> 01:26:58,001
Enough is enough.

1944
01:26:58,001 --> 01:27:00,209
No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

1945
01:27:00,209 --> 01:27:02,334
He made a deal.
He signed it and everything. Look.

1946
01:27:02,334 --> 01:27:04,418
(wind whistling)

1947
01:27:07,543 --> 01:27:08,834
See?

1948
01:27:08,834 --> 01:27:09,918
Signed it right there.

1949
01:27:09,918 --> 01:27:13,084
And there's nothing you can say or do
because it's a deal.

1950
01:27:13,084 --> 01:27:14,168
A deal is a deal!

1951
01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:16,459
Well, there's a lot of fine print here.

1952
01:27:16,459 --> 01:27:19,293
You can't expect someone
to read all of this.

1953
01:27:19,293 --> 01:27:21,834
Oh, dear.

1954
01:27:21,834 --> 01:27:23,209
I'm afraid she's got you.

1955
01:27:24,376 --> 01:27:26,209
Oh, my God.

1956
01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:28,168
CHRIS: Hey, wait a second, now.
Wait a second, now. -(chuckles)

1957
01:27:28,168 --> 01:27:30,793
You're Santa Claus, so you should be able

1958
01:27:30,793 --> 01:27:32,376
- to veto this or something.
- Yeah.

1959
01:27:32,376 --> 01:27:34,376
Christopher, you signed the receipt.

1960
01:27:34,376 --> 01:27:35,751
That's your name.

1961
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:38,251
Only you can break the curse.

1962
01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:39,334
(gasps)

1963
01:27:39,334 --> 01:27:42,126
♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪

1964
01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:44,293
(bagpipes and drums playing march music)

1965
01:27:52,376 --> 01:27:53,918
(crowd cheering)

1966
01:27:53,918 --> 01:27:56,251
Wh-Wh-Where y'all come from?

1967
01:27:56,251 --> 01:27:58,251
(crowd gasping, murmuring)

1968
01:27:58,251 --> 01:28:00,376
- Whoa.
- Everybody, back up.

1969
01:28:02,084 --> 01:28:04,251
Ticktock, ticktock.

1970
01:28:04,251 --> 01:28:05,376
Almost eight o'clock.

1971
01:28:06,459 --> 01:28:08,751
Seriously, you want us
to try to get 40 rings now?

1972
01:28:08,751 --> 01:28:11,001
Oh, no, no, no. I expect you to fail.

1973
01:28:11,001 --> 01:28:13,626
Peppermint, I'm warning you, if...

1974
01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:15,793
No, I'm warning you, old man.

1975
01:28:15,793 --> 01:28:16,918
You've gone soft.

1976
01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:18,876
Well, all that's about to change

1977
01:28:18,876 --> 01:28:21,793
because Peppermint is coming to town!

1978
01:28:23,043 --> 01:28:24,501
- CHRIS: Oh!
- Son of a Blitzen!

1979
01:28:24,501 --> 01:28:27,543
Fly, my pretties! Fly!

1980
01:28:27,543 --> 01:28:28,751
(door rattling)

1981
01:28:29,834 --> 01:28:32,709
(birds squawking, honking,
clucking wildly)

1982
01:28:38,668 --> 01:28:40,126
She just kick Santa Claus?

1983
01:28:40,126 --> 01:28:41,376
- That's what I saw.
- (birds squawking)

1984
01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:42,584
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God! Oh!

1985
01:28:42,584 --> 01:28:44,543
(laughing maniacally)

1986
01:28:52,001 --> 01:28:53,918
Ooh, that hurt.

1987
01:28:53,918 --> 01:28:56,543
- Hey, we need more rings.
- Oh, quick, how many do we have?

1988
01:28:56,543 --> 01:28:58,001
- Five.
- Five?

1989
01:28:58,001 --> 01:28:59,793
- Okay, we got five rings.
- That leaves 35.

1990
01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:01,126
Yeah.

1991
01:29:01,126 --> 01:29:03,168
I'm like a math genius, y'all.

1992
01:29:03,168 --> 01:29:04,251
No, sweetie.

1993
01:29:04,251 --> 01:29:05,793
Okay, everybody has to get
as many rings as they can.

1994
01:29:05,793 --> 01:29:08,084
- Yes, okay, split up.
- You said not to split up.

1995
01:29:08,084 --> 01:29:09,793
That only happens in horror movies.

1996
01:29:09,793 --> 01:29:11,001
What do you think this is? Come on.

1997
01:29:11,001 --> 01:29:12,293
Hey, Santa Claus, you all right?

1998
01:29:12,293 --> 01:29:14,251
Are all your elves like this?

1999
01:29:14,251 --> 01:29:17,251
I'm telling you, this generation.

2000
01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:18,834
Brother.

2001
01:29:18,834 --> 01:29:20,626
(squawking, honking)

2002
01:29:20,626 --> 01:29:22,251
Where these birds come from?

2003
01:29:22,251 --> 01:29:24,293
(crowd clamoring, screaming)

2004
01:29:30,793 --> 01:29:31,918
(groans)

2005
01:29:31,918 --> 01:29:34,668
(laughs):
Oh, he got you.

2006
01:29:34,668 --> 01:29:35,834
(shouts)

2007
01:29:35,834 --> 01:29:38,584
He got you. (groans)

2008
01:29:38,584 --> 01:29:40,459
(wailing)

2009
01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:45,834
Hey, Santa, are you sure
there isn't anything else you can do?

2010
01:29:56,751 --> 01:29:58,376
(wood creaking)

2011
01:30:00,168 --> 01:30:02,168
(honking)

2012
01:30:06,209 --> 01:30:08,126
- Yes!
- Hell no!

2013
01:30:08,126 --> 01:30:10,043
- (laughs)
- Santa Claus!

2014
01:30:10,043 --> 01:30:12,126
Well, maybe you come by the shop sometime.

2015
01:30:12,126 --> 01:30:13,418
Introduce you to the elves.

2016
01:30:13,418 --> 01:30:16,251
We got Cupcake, Twinkle, Dinky...

2017
01:30:16,251 --> 01:30:18,126
Okay, okay, let's hurry this up.

2018
01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:21,001
We got Winky, Dinky, Binky...

2019
01:30:21,001 --> 01:30:22,168
and Stinky.

2020
01:30:22,168 --> 01:30:24,001
He not allowed inside.

2021
01:30:24,001 --> 01:30:26,168
If you looking for scrambled eggs,
I'm telling you,

2022
01:30:26,168 --> 01:30:28,793
it's going down on Candy Cane Lane.

2023
01:30:28,793 --> 01:30:30,251
I could've stayed in the hood for this.

2024
01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:32,334
- (squawking)
- (screaming)

2025
01:30:32,334 --> 01:30:33,918
(grunting)

2026
01:30:33,918 --> 01:30:35,918
(imitates squawking)

2027
01:30:35,918 --> 01:30:37,418
(squawks)

2028
01:30:44,418 --> 01:30:46,543
- (sobbing): Thanks, neighbor.
- (laughing): Oh. All right. Hey.

2029
01:30:46,543 --> 01:30:48,668
All right. All right, Bruce.

2030
01:30:48,668 --> 01:30:50,209
Thank you. (laughs)

2031
01:30:50,209 --> 01:30:53,584
My window is rolling up so slow.

2032
01:30:53,584 --> 01:30:55,084
I can't do this.

2033
01:30:55,084 --> 01:30:56,209
(shouts)

2034
01:30:56,209 --> 01:30:58,293
(squawking, honking)

2035
01:31:02,501 --> 01:31:04,584
Hey! Hey!

2036
01:31:07,251 --> 01:31:09,084
Wow.

2037
01:31:10,376 --> 01:31:11,626
You're fast.

2038
01:31:11,626 --> 01:31:13,751
Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

2039
01:31:13,751 --> 01:31:15,626
Mine, too. We should talk.

2040
01:31:19,168 --> 01:31:21,168
(crowd clamoring, screaming)

2041
01:31:34,126 --> 01:31:35,668
♪ ♪

2042
01:31:42,876 --> 01:31:45,084
(ticking)

2043
01:31:50,668 --> 01:31:51,709
(Pepper chuckles softly)

2044
01:31:52,709 --> 01:31:53,793
(quietly):
Oh, my God.

2045
01:31:53,793 --> 01:31:55,793
Oy, that's dirty pool.

2046
01:31:55,793 --> 01:31:57,918
Pepper know what time it is,
but Chris won't.

2047
01:31:57,918 --> 01:31:59,751
- Okay.
- What we gonna do, just sit here?

2048
01:31:59,751 --> 01:32:02,959
Actually, guys,
I think it's time for me to drive.

2049
01:32:02,959 --> 01:32:04,918
(clock clicks, chimes loudly)

2050
01:32:04,918 --> 01:32:06,793
(crowd clamoring)

2051
01:32:09,918 --> 01:32:11,168
No.

2052
01:32:11,168 --> 01:32:13,918
What? It's not time yet.
We still have five minutes.

2053
01:32:13,918 --> 01:32:16,126
(clock chimes)

2054
01:32:18,709 --> 01:32:19,834
Carol!

2055
01:32:20,834 --> 01:32:22,918
Where's that ring? Excuse me.

2056
01:32:22,918 --> 01:32:24,501
I'm-I'm sorry.

2057
01:32:24,501 --> 01:32:25,959
(clock chimes)

2058
01:32:25,959 --> 01:32:27,084
There it is.

2059
01:32:30,459 --> 01:32:32,459
What are y'all doing?

2060
01:32:36,918 --> 01:32:38,084
(people gasping)

2061
01:32:39,168 --> 01:32:40,793
Yo, who are these guys?

2062
01:32:40,793 --> 01:32:42,293
Yo, we got to get those rings.

2063
01:32:42,293 --> 01:32:44,751
- Rings? What rings?
- There's a ring on that drum.

2064
01:32:44,751 --> 01:32:46,793
Oh, this the battle of the bands?
Dude, let's go.

2065
01:32:46,793 --> 01:32:47,918
(clock chimes)

2066
01:32:47,918 --> 01:32:50,334
Yo, everybody, bring them in closer.

2067
01:32:50,334 --> 01:32:51,959
Then I can grab the rings.

2068
01:32:53,501 --> 01:32:54,959
Carol!

2069
01:32:54,959 --> 01:32:57,293
(clock chimes)

2070
01:32:59,668 --> 01:33:01,293
(whistle blows)

2071
01:33:01,293 --> 01:33:03,376
(band playing upbeat music)

2072
01:33:09,126 --> 01:33:11,168
Go ahead, Nick.

2073
01:33:13,251 --> 01:33:15,626
(clock chimes)

2074
01:33:20,626 --> 01:33:21,834
What in the world?

2075
01:33:21,834 --> 01:33:23,709
Oh, no!

2076
01:33:23,709 --> 01:33:24,834
Breaking news!

2077
01:33:24,834 --> 01:33:29,084
Brother man who house couldn't light up
the first try, he just shrunk.

2078
01:33:29,084 --> 01:33:31,209
She got me.

2079
01:33:34,876 --> 01:33:37,084
Hey, I still have time.

2080
01:33:38,418 --> 01:33:39,959
(gasps)

2081
01:33:41,251 --> 01:33:43,668
Coming through! Watch your step, y'all!

2082
01:33:48,209 --> 01:33:50,834
I don't know what just happened.
I ain't never seen no...

2083
01:33:50,834 --> 01:33:52,084
Where did he go?

2084
01:33:52,084 --> 01:33:53,751
Let 'em get closer. Let 'em get closer.

2085
01:33:55,043 --> 01:33:56,876
Drum line, single file.

2086
01:33:56,876 --> 01:33:59,043
(upbeat music continues)

2087
01:34:01,376 --> 01:34:04,334
Hey, this is all we can do, Nick.
Got to do it now!

2088
01:34:04,334 --> 01:34:05,418
There they go.

2089
01:34:14,626 --> 01:34:15,626
NICK:
Gotcha.

2090
01:34:20,001 --> 01:34:22,084
(crowd cheering)

2091
01:34:22,084 --> 01:34:23,168
What?

2092
01:34:24,751 --> 01:34:26,209
Yeah.

2093
01:34:26,209 --> 01:34:27,584
I got 'em.

2094
01:34:29,668 --> 01:34:31,584
- Carol, down here!
- CAROL: Chris?

2095
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:35,209
Carol!

2096
01:34:35,209 --> 01:34:36,459
Whoa!

2097
01:34:36,459 --> 01:34:37,626
- (bird growls)
- (gasps)

2098
01:34:37,626 --> 01:34:38,918
(roars)

2099
01:34:38,918 --> 01:34:40,793
Hey!

2100
01:34:42,043 --> 01:34:44,043
Whoa, this chicken is trippin'!

2101
01:34:45,543 --> 01:34:47,626
Beautiful and fast, coming through!

2102
01:34:47,626 --> 01:34:50,251
I'm the cabbie!
I should be the one driving!

2103
01:34:50,251 --> 01:34:51,334
(yells)

2104
01:34:51,334 --> 01:34:53,293
Now I know what Barbie feels like!

2105
01:34:53,293 --> 01:34:54,834
Let's punch it!

2106
01:34:54,834 --> 01:34:57,126
PIP:
You're not even using the turn signal!

2107
01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:59,043
Look, it's Chris!

2108
01:34:59,043 --> 01:35:00,668
Hey! Cordelia!

2109
01:35:00,668 --> 01:35:02,251
Oh, gee, we're too late.

2110
01:35:02,251 --> 01:35:04,168
- Get in! Get in!
- Chris, jump in!

2111
01:35:04,168 --> 01:35:05,459
Hey!

2112
01:35:05,459 --> 01:35:07,293
Oh, my God, I'm never
going to Popeyes again!

2113
01:35:07,293 --> 01:35:08,709
PIP:
Get in, guv!

2114
01:35:08,709 --> 01:35:10,293
(shrieks)

2115
01:35:10,293 --> 01:35:12,043
- Oh, you got to be yolkin' kidding me!
- (shouting)

2116
01:35:12,043 --> 01:35:13,793
- PIP: Punch it!
- CORDELIA: Let's go!

2117
01:35:13,793 --> 01:35:15,709
- (shouts)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

2118
01:35:15,709 --> 01:35:18,418
What happened to me? It's not 8:00 yet.

2119
01:35:18,418 --> 01:35:19,876
Pepper moved the hands on the clock.

2120
01:35:19,876 --> 01:35:23,418
I told you, she always cheats to win!

2121
01:35:23,418 --> 01:35:26,251
But I still have time.
We got to get the rest of those rings.

2122
01:35:26,251 --> 01:35:28,793
Ay, we all just gonna sit here
and act like his ass ain't already glass?

2123
01:35:28,793 --> 01:35:29,918
We just gonna do that?

2124
01:35:29,918 --> 01:35:31,043
(squawking)

2125
01:35:31,043 --> 01:35:32,793
♪ ♪

2126
01:35:36,751 --> 01:35:38,084
There's one.

2127
01:35:38,084 --> 01:35:40,918
Hard to port! Put your weight on it!

2128
01:35:40,918 --> 01:35:42,918
- Catch it, bro!
- Oy! Huzzah!

2129
01:35:42,918 --> 01:35:45,043
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice one, Pip!

2130
01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:46,876
That ain't nothing. Watch this.

2131
01:35:46,876 --> 01:35:48,918
Call this a Tootsie Roll.

2132
01:35:48,918 --> 01:35:51,376
A-one, a-two, a-three. (laughs)

2133
01:35:51,376 --> 01:35:53,543
I got all the rings
from Cordelia's three marriages.

2134
01:35:53,543 --> 01:35:55,501
Those were annulled and you know it!

2135
01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:59,418
Oh, bombs away! Look out!

2136
01:35:59,418 --> 01:36:01,043
(all yelling)

2137
01:36:02,043 --> 01:36:04,584
Got it! I got it! I got it!

2138
01:36:05,584 --> 01:36:07,084
(engine revving)

2139
01:36:08,168 --> 01:36:09,501
We can't get traction, y'all!

2140
01:36:09,501 --> 01:36:11,084
- We got to go!
- (bird clucking)

2141
01:36:11,084 --> 01:36:12,251
(squawks)

2142
01:36:13,251 --> 01:36:15,043
(squawks)

2143
01:36:15,043 --> 01:36:18,001
♪ ♪

2144
01:36:18,001 --> 01:36:19,418
- (roars)
- CHRIS: Come on, come on,

2145
01:36:19,418 --> 01:36:21,126
come on!

2146
01:36:21,126 --> 01:36:22,918
Uh, that's not our only problem.

2147
01:36:22,918 --> 01:36:24,043
Give me that thing.

2148
01:36:24,043 --> 01:36:25,709
Hey, don't just touch another man's stick.

2149
01:36:25,709 --> 01:36:27,251
(roars)

2150
01:36:27,251 --> 01:36:29,251
- I got this.
- Oh, I think I got it.

2151
01:36:29,251 --> 01:36:31,209
- (engine revving)
- Here we go!

2152
01:36:31,209 --> 01:36:32,418
Whoa!

2153
01:36:32,418 --> 01:36:34,209
Stick that chicken!

2154
01:36:34,209 --> 01:36:35,584
- Okay.
- (vibrating grunts)

2155
01:36:35,584 --> 01:36:37,959
This better work!

2156
01:36:37,959 --> 01:36:39,334
PIP:
Come on, Chris!

2157
01:36:40,293 --> 01:36:42,126
GARY:
Okay, impressive.

2158
01:36:42,126 --> 01:36:43,459
Yes!

2159
01:36:43,459 --> 01:36:45,668
CHRIS:
Got the ring! Let's go!

2160
01:36:45,668 --> 01:36:48,834
PIP:
Yes! Everything is going great!

2161
01:36:50,959 --> 01:36:52,793
End of the road, sugarplums.

2162
01:36:52,793 --> 01:36:55,501
God! Why are you always finding us?

2163
01:36:55,501 --> 01:36:57,959
Oh, look at the oppressor
with the foot on our necks.

2164
01:36:57,959 --> 01:36:59,584
You signed a contract.

2165
01:36:59,584 --> 01:37:00,959
That's not fair.

2166
01:37:00,959 --> 01:37:02,418
Oh, it's just business.

2167
01:37:02,418 --> 01:37:03,751
Dad, no!

2168
01:37:03,751 --> 01:37:04,876
You're a villain.

2169
01:37:04,876 --> 01:37:06,293
- Hey.
- Ow.

2170
01:37:06,293 --> 01:37:08,418
Oh, my God.

2171
01:37:08,418 --> 01:37:09,793
Easy now, guv.

2172
01:37:09,793 --> 01:37:12,084
Hold on. One minute.

2173
01:37:13,084 --> 01:37:15,293
Chris? Oh, my God.

2174
01:37:15,293 --> 01:37:17,001
- Oh, blimey.
- (sighs)

2175
01:37:17,001 --> 01:37:19,293
I had no idea
that this would actually happen.

2176
01:37:19,293 --> 01:37:22,459
I know, honey.
It's like we're in the Twilight Zone.

2177
01:37:22,459 --> 01:37:23,918
(crying):
Dad, no.

2178
01:37:23,918 --> 01:37:25,043
NICK:
How do we fix this?

2179
01:37:25,043 --> 01:37:26,543
Daddy!

2180
01:37:26,543 --> 01:37:28,168
I'm-a keep it real.

2181
01:37:28,168 --> 01:37:29,876
Worst Christmas ever.

2182
01:37:30,959 --> 01:37:33,709
Look, bad things happen to good people,

2183
01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:37,126
but if you have family and love,

2184
01:37:37,126 --> 01:37:39,043
you'll get through anything.

2185
01:37:39,043 --> 01:37:44,043
And it's always better to get through it
together than on your own.

2186
01:37:44,043 --> 01:37:45,918
(Carol sobs softly)

2187
01:37:45,918 --> 01:37:49,376
Joy, you go to any college you want to.

2188
01:37:49,376 --> 01:37:51,793
'Cause you are unstoppable,

2189
01:37:51,793 --> 01:37:54,084
and it should be your choice.

2190
01:37:54,084 --> 01:37:57,751
And, Nick, your music is good.

2191
01:37:57,751 --> 01:37:59,084
Really good.

2192
01:37:59,084 --> 01:38:00,709
I saw that tonight.

2193
01:38:00,709 --> 01:38:04,959
Son, you're an entertainer
and you're a leader,

2194
01:38:04,959 --> 01:38:07,126
and you need to share your gift.

2195
01:38:07,126 --> 01:38:10,001
And, Holly, baby girl,

2196
01:38:10,001 --> 01:38:12,709
you keep the spirit of Christmas alive,
every day.

2197
01:38:12,709 --> 01:38:15,334
That's always been your gift to the world.

2198
01:38:15,334 --> 01:38:18,584
That's always been your gift to me.

2199
01:38:18,584 --> 01:38:21,959
And, Carol, mama,
you gonna have to go on without me.

2200
01:38:21,959 --> 01:38:24,709
No, Chris.
Chris, we're not the Carvers without you.

2201
01:38:24,709 --> 01:38:25,876
We're just not.

2202
01:38:25,876 --> 01:38:28,584
Oh, too bad, so sad.

2203
01:38:28,584 --> 01:38:30,668
Say goodbye to your dad. (laughs)

2204
01:38:30,668 --> 01:38:32,543
Wait, wait. Wait!

2205
01:38:34,709 --> 01:38:36,876
Santa! Please.

2206
01:38:36,876 --> 01:38:38,293
Please, you've got to help.

2207
01:38:39,376 --> 01:38:41,251
No, no, no. Don't get any ideas, old man.

2208
01:38:41,251 --> 01:38:42,584
I won fair and square.

2209
01:38:42,584 --> 01:38:45,084
They needed 40 gold rings in their hands.

2210
01:38:45,084 --> 01:38:47,084
And how many rings do they have?

2211
01:38:48,626 --> 01:38:51,209
- 38. I counted.
- Uh, 38.

2212
01:38:51,209 --> 01:38:52,793
We have 38 gold rings.

2213
01:38:52,793 --> 01:38:54,501
You sure about that?

2214
01:38:54,501 --> 01:38:56,709
Y-Yeah. I-I...

2215
01:38:56,709 --> 01:38:58,376
(gasps)

2216
01:38:58,376 --> 01:39:01,043
Wait. 39. 39!

2217
01:39:01,043 --> 01:39:03,168
Plus mine makes 40!

2218
01:39:03,168 --> 01:39:04,709
(gasping, shouting)

2219
01:39:05,751 --> 01:39:07,459
(Chris shouting)

2220
01:39:10,751 --> 01:39:12,751
- JOY: Dad, you're back!
- What just happened?

2221
01:39:12,751 --> 01:39:13,834
(grunting excitedly)

2222
01:39:14,876 --> 01:39:16,126
CAROL:
Oh, God, you're heavy.

2223
01:39:16,126 --> 01:39:17,543
(laughs)

2224
01:39:17,543 --> 01:39:19,668
Hi. (laughs)

2225
01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:21,876
Oh, my God! I love you!

2226
01:39:21,876 --> 01:39:23,376
- CHRIS: Oh, I love y'all so much.
- (laughs)

2227
01:39:23,376 --> 01:39:24,793
- CAROL: We love you, too.
- Oh, God.

2228
01:39:25,876 --> 01:39:27,418
- Oh, my goodness.
- (sighs) Holly.

2229
01:39:27,418 --> 01:39:28,793
HOLLY:
Daddy, I love you.

2230
01:39:28,793 --> 01:39:30,918
- (Chris grunts)
- (Holly laughs)

2231
01:39:30,918 --> 01:39:32,501
Those don't count. Those don't count!

2232
01:39:32,501 --> 01:39:34,251
40 rings, Pepper.

2233
01:39:34,251 --> 01:39:36,168
- No! No.
- Just like you said.

2234
01:39:36,168 --> 01:39:38,293
In their hands.

2235
01:39:38,293 --> 01:39:39,876
No, no, no, no!

2236
01:39:39,876 --> 01:39:41,876
No!

2237
01:39:41,876 --> 01:39:43,543
No, no!

2238
01:39:43,543 --> 01:39:44,751
(sighs)

2239
01:39:44,751 --> 01:39:47,084
No. No.

2240
01:39:48,709 --> 01:39:50,168
No!

2241
01:39:50,168 --> 01:39:52,751
Hey, can y'all not forget about
the little people, like, literally?

2242
01:39:52,751 --> 01:39:55,209
Hey, Santa,

2243
01:39:55,209 --> 01:39:57,251
is there anything you can do to help them?

2244
01:39:57,251 --> 01:39:59,376
No. No, they are mine.

2245
01:39:59,376 --> 01:40:00,751
(all shout)

2246
01:40:00,751 --> 01:40:02,376
They made a deal, too, and they lost!

2247
01:40:02,376 --> 01:40:04,751
- They lost!
- You're right. They did.

2248
01:40:04,751 --> 01:40:05,918
- Oh.
- There's nothing I can do.

2249
01:40:05,918 --> 01:40:07,293
CORDELIA:
Shaken ornament syndrome.

2250
01:40:07,293 --> 01:40:09,668
But I know something that can.

2251
01:40:09,668 --> 01:40:10,793
Oh, what's that?

2252
01:40:10,793 --> 01:40:12,709
A child's Christmas wish.

2253
01:40:12,709 --> 01:40:14,251
CORDELIA:
Aw.

2254
01:40:16,376 --> 01:40:18,418
Oprah said if I believe,
I can do anything!

2255
01:40:18,418 --> 01:40:19,959
(shouts)

2256
01:40:19,959 --> 01:40:21,918
Let's park and dive!

2257
01:40:21,918 --> 01:40:23,876
PIP (screams):
Jumping in!

2258
01:40:23,876 --> 01:40:26,668
- Oh! Oh!
- (family cheering)

2259
01:40:26,668 --> 01:40:28,959
(excited shouting)

2260
01:40:31,043 --> 01:40:32,668
(laughter)

2261
01:40:32,668 --> 01:40:34,793
(excited chatter, laughter)

2262
01:40:34,793 --> 01:40:36,084
We're back! We're back!

2263
01:40:37,084 --> 01:40:39,376
What in the absolute f--

2264
01:40:39,376 --> 01:40:42,084
- ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. ♪
- (beatboxing)

2265
01:40:42,084 --> 01:40:43,543
Holly, my angel.

2266
01:40:43,543 --> 01:40:45,543
- Are you Gary?
- Yeah. And you my future, ain't you?

2267
01:40:45,543 --> 01:40:46,918
- No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that.
- Are you my future?

2268
01:40:46,918 --> 01:40:48,168
Come on, baby, you don't like all that?

2269
01:40:48,168 --> 01:40:50,043
- I don't.
- Okay.

2270
01:40:50,043 --> 01:40:51,418
All right, all right.

2271
01:40:54,959 --> 01:40:56,418
(screams) What are we doing?!

2272
01:40:56,418 --> 01:40:58,709
- What are we doing?!
- (laughter)

2273
01:40:58,709 --> 01:41:01,626
Hey! Way to go, Santa Claus!

2274
01:41:01,626 --> 01:41:03,043
Why is this happening to me?

2275
01:41:04,543 --> 01:41:06,793
It's what I asked Santa for.

2276
01:41:06,793 --> 01:41:08,043
For Christmas.

2277
01:41:08,043 --> 01:41:10,168
Are you elfin' kidding me?

2278
01:41:10,168 --> 01:41:12,334
Thugs need hugs.

2279
01:41:12,334 --> 01:41:14,084
- Oh, no, no, no. -No, don't, don't, don't!
- (all shouting)

2280
01:41:14,084 --> 01:41:16,168
CORDELIA:
Don't! Oh. Oh.

2281
01:41:17,418 --> 01:41:19,376
Why is it so warm?

2282
01:41:19,376 --> 01:41:21,334
That's the spirit.

2283
01:41:21,334 --> 01:41:23,668
Now, if you promise to be good,

2284
01:41:23,668 --> 01:41:26,543
I'll let you return to the North Pole.

2285
01:41:26,543 --> 01:41:27,751
Deal!

2286
01:41:27,751 --> 01:41:29,168
CHRIS:
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2287
01:41:29,168 --> 01:41:31,793
You gonna let her return to the North Pole
after all the stuff she did to us?

2288
01:41:31,793 --> 01:41:34,084
I'm Santa Claus, Christopher.

2289
01:41:34,084 --> 01:41:35,876
Everybody gets a second chance.

2290
01:41:35,876 --> 01:41:37,334
Oh, no, Santa Claus.

2291
01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:39,043
I mean, she did a lot of stuff here.

2292
01:41:39,043 --> 01:41:41,751
At-at the very least,
she should be flogged or something.

2293
01:41:41,751 --> 01:41:43,084
- Mm-hmm.
- PEPPER: Oh.

2294
01:41:43,084 --> 01:41:45,084
It's been a long time
since my last flogging.

2295
01:41:45,084 --> 01:41:47,793
- Well, you overdue.
- (shudders)

2296
01:41:47,793 --> 01:41:49,709
All right, come on, everyone.

2297
01:41:49,709 --> 01:41:52,293
Let's get you home in time for Christmas.

2298
01:41:52,293 --> 01:41:53,751
- Oh, oh! Bye! (laughs)
- CAROL: Bye!

2299
01:41:53,751 --> 01:41:55,501
- Shotgun!
- (grunts) Not if I get there first!

2300
01:41:55,501 --> 01:41:57,668
- (chuckles)
- That's not how shotgun works, Gary!

2301
01:41:57,668 --> 01:42:00,584
My heels! Oops.

2302
01:42:00,584 --> 01:42:02,834
Where's your magic up in here?

2303
01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:07,126
I'm gonna miss you, guv.

2304
01:42:07,126 --> 01:42:10,334
Pip, I wish you could stay, but you
probably got family waiting on you, right?

2305
01:42:12,334 --> 01:42:14,043
Right.

2306
01:42:14,043 --> 01:42:15,959
Family.

2307
01:42:15,959 --> 01:42:17,918
That's the real gift, innit?

2308
01:42:17,918 --> 01:42:19,959
Yeah, it is.

2309
01:42:19,959 --> 01:42:21,376
Merry Christmas, Pip.

2310
01:42:21,376 --> 01:42:23,293
Merry Christmas.

2311
01:42:23,293 --> 01:42:24,751
All right.

2312
01:42:26,251 --> 01:42:28,001
Babe, look. They're gonna take off.

2313
01:42:28,001 --> 01:42:30,251
Merry Christmas, everyone!

2314
01:42:30,251 --> 01:42:31,959
Merry Christmas!

2315
01:42:31,959 --> 01:42:33,501
- Bye, Cordelia! -(laughs)
- Bye!

2316
01:42:33,501 --> 01:42:35,084
Hyah!

2317
01:42:35,084 --> 01:42:39,084
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
ring ting tingling, too ♪

2318
01:42:39,084 --> 01:42:42,334
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you ♪

2319
01:42:42,334 --> 01:42:44,334
- ♪ Take a ride ♪
- ♪ Outside, the snow is falling... ♪

2320
01:42:44,334 --> 01:42:45,459
- Bye-bye!
- Bye! -Bye!

2321
01:42:45,459 --> 01:42:47,251
Bye, Santa!

2322
01:42:47,251 --> 01:42:49,918
(sleigh whirring)

2323
01:42:49,918 --> 01:42:52,751
- (explosive whooshing)
- Ho ho ho!

2324
01:42:52,751 --> 01:42:54,251
CAROL:
Oh! Oh.

2325
01:42:54,251 --> 01:42:56,084
(Kit gasps)

2326
01:43:00,001 --> 01:43:01,584
Oh, my gosh. Oh, oh, oh!

2327
01:43:01,584 --> 01:43:03,209
- Wow. -Hey!
- Oh, my God.

2328
01:43:03,209 --> 01:43:05,793
Oh, that was great. And snow?

2329
01:43:05,793 --> 01:43:07,126
- (laughs): Hey!
- Hey!

2330
01:43:07,126 --> 01:43:09,584
Whoa! Look at that!

2331
01:43:09,584 --> 01:43:11,834
- It's amazing. It's amazing.
- No way. -Hey!

2332
01:43:11,834 --> 01:43:12,959
- Oh.
- (sputtering)

2333
01:43:12,959 --> 01:43:14,251
What happened?

2334
01:43:14,251 --> 01:43:15,501
That's not snow.

2335
01:43:17,001 --> 01:43:19,001
- Oh, hell no.
- Oh, you're kidding me.

2336
01:43:19,001 --> 01:43:20,418
- From Bruce's yard!
- It's Bruce!

2337
01:43:20,418 --> 01:43:22,959
Ugh. I thought it was
one of those moments.

2338
01:43:22,959 --> 01:43:24,376
(chuckles):
Wow!

2339
01:43:24,376 --> 01:43:25,834
Wow! Wow!

2340
01:43:25,834 --> 01:43:27,626
I mean, it all looked so real.

2341
01:43:28,709 --> 01:43:30,709
I mean, I think it... I think it was real.

2342
01:43:30,709 --> 01:43:33,418
Uh, real good. (laughs)

2343
01:43:33,418 --> 01:43:36,334
Like Tony's Tacos.

2344
01:43:36,334 --> 01:43:38,626
Live every day like it's...

2345
01:43:40,501 --> 01:43:42,126
Like it's Christmas.

2346
01:43:43,376 --> 01:43:44,501
(gasps)

2347
01:43:44,501 --> 01:43:45,668
(laughing)

2348
01:43:45,668 --> 01:43:47,126
I don't know how we gonna top this
next year.

2349
01:43:47,126 --> 01:43:49,584
- No, Chris, we don't want to do that.
- What? Next year? -Seriously? -What?

2350
01:43:49,584 --> 01:43:52,168
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- Okay, but the-the good news!

2351
01:43:52,168 --> 01:43:54,168
It's ten months to Halloween.

2352
01:43:54,168 --> 01:43:55,918
- Yeah! -(excited chatter)
- HOLLY: Yeah!

2353
01:43:55,918 --> 01:43:58,418
JOY (laughs):
Oh, my gosh, seriously, Mom?

2354
01:43:58,418 --> 01:44:00,501
♪ ♪

2355
01:44:08,959 --> 01:44:10,626
Not bad.

2356
01:44:10,626 --> 01:44:13,001
- CHRIS: Merry Christmas, Bruce.
- Oh, hey.

2357
01:44:13,001 --> 01:44:14,876
- Chris. Thank you.
- Yeah, man.

2358
01:44:14,876 --> 01:44:17,501
I didn't get anything for you, but I will.

2359
01:44:17,501 --> 01:44:18,584
And hey!

2360
01:44:18,584 --> 01:44:20,376
(chuckles):
What is this?

2361
01:44:20,376 --> 01:44:22,126
- It's fleece. It's fleece.
- Is this... Is it real fleece?

2362
01:44:22,126 --> 01:44:24,001
- That's real fleece. Yeah.
- That is so generous of you.

2363
01:44:24,001 --> 01:44:26,709
(laughing) I love fleece.

2364
01:44:26,709 --> 01:44:28,126
How about that?

2365
01:44:28,126 --> 01:44:30,501
- I saw it, and I thought, "Bruce."
- (ringtone playing)

2366
01:44:30,501 --> 01:44:33,293
Little known fact about fleece:
It's very breathable.

2367
01:44:33,293 --> 01:44:35,543
- Very breathable fabric.
- (ringtone continues)

2368
01:44:35,543 --> 01:44:38,293
- That's not the calling birds, is it?
- I really hope not.

2369
01:44:39,376 --> 01:44:40,543
Hello?

2370
01:44:43,209 --> 01:44:44,293
It's for you.

2371
01:44:44,293 --> 01:44:46,001
- Oh. All right.
- (sighs)

2372
01:44:46,001 --> 01:44:47,418
Okay.

2373
01:44:48,834 --> 01:44:50,959
So, yeah, man,
I think you're gonna enjoy that.

2374
01:44:50,959 --> 01:44:52,876
(chuckles):
Yeah. What size is it?

2375
01:44:52,876 --> 01:44:54,876
- Hello?
- Your size.

2376
01:44:54,876 --> 01:44:57,251
Uh, uh-huh.

2377
01:44:57,251 --> 01:44:59,709
Um, okay, yeah.

2378
01:44:59,709 --> 01:45:01,709
Uh, merry Christmas to you, too.

2379
01:45:01,709 --> 01:45:03,876
All right. Buh-bye.

2380
01:45:03,876 --> 01:45:06,668
(gasping)

2381
01:45:08,834 --> 01:45:09,959
(laughs)

2382
01:45:12,626 --> 01:45:14,334
(hoarsely):
I got the job.

2383
01:45:14,334 --> 01:45:15,543
I got the job!

2384
01:45:15,543 --> 01:45:18,126
- You got the job.
- HOLLY: What? Are you serious?

2385
01:45:18,126 --> 01:45:20,793
- You got the job! (laughing)
- (squeals)

2386
01:45:20,793 --> 01:45:22,668
(laughter)

2387
01:45:22,668 --> 01:45:24,501
- All right.
- Incredible!

2388
01:45:24,501 --> 01:45:26,376
- (knocking)
- Oh. Oh, get the door.

2389
01:45:26,376 --> 01:45:28,084
- I got the job. Oh, my God.
- Mommy!

2390
01:45:28,084 --> 01:45:29,251
- Oh. I got the job.
- Ah.

2391
01:45:29,251 --> 01:45:30,918
- I can't believe it!
- I got it.

2392
01:45:30,918 --> 01:45:32,501
- No, I'm okay. Okay.
- Okay.

2393
01:45:34,376 --> 01:45:35,501
Hey!

2394
01:45:37,084 --> 01:45:38,334
Pip, you're back.

2395
01:45:38,334 --> 01:45:39,459
Morning, guv.

2396
01:45:39,459 --> 01:45:41,376
- Hey, is everything okay?
- Yeah.

2397
01:45:41,376 --> 01:45:43,251
Just found myself in the borough,
thought I'd stop by.

2398
01:45:43,251 --> 01:45:44,626
Pip!

2399
01:45:44,626 --> 01:45:46,209
- Merry Christmas, my angel.
- (Carol laughs)

2400
01:45:46,209 --> 01:45:47,793
I made a wish meself, Holly.

2401
01:45:47,793 --> 01:45:49,793
It's to not spend the holidays on me own.

2402
01:45:49,793 --> 01:45:51,584
- Aw. -If you'll have me.
- Oh, man.

2403
01:45:51,584 --> 01:45:52,834
Get this man a taco.

2404
01:45:52,834 --> 01:45:54,751
- Tacos.
- Taco?

2405
01:45:54,751 --> 01:45:57,959
- What is that?
- This is wine in a box!

2406
01:45:57,959 --> 01:45:59,459
- How kind.
- Aw.

2407
01:45:59,459 --> 01:46:00,793
And what is this?

2408
01:46:00,793 --> 01:46:02,668
That is a fresh lady mallard.

2409
01:46:02,668 --> 01:46:05,293
- Ah, a fresh-killed lady mallard.
- Ah.

2410
01:46:05,293 --> 01:46:06,418
- Delicious.
- Oh, yes.

2411
01:46:06,418 --> 01:46:08,959
- It's a Christmas miracle.
- (Pip and Carol laugh)

2412
01:46:08,959 --> 01:46:10,751
Ah, well, come on in and have a seat.

2413
01:46:10,751 --> 01:46:12,209
- Please come sit down.
- Have a seat with us, Pip.

2414
01:46:12,209 --> 01:46:13,876
We're having tacos tonight.

2415
01:46:13,876 --> 01:46:15,834
- Please. -Oh, splendid.
- But, uh, I'm sure

2416
01:46:15,834 --> 01:46:20,043
we could, uh, figure out how to, how to
break this, uh, lady mallard down into--

2417
01:46:20,043 --> 01:46:21,293
Baby, do you, do you know
how to prepare mallard?

2418
01:46:21,293 --> 01:46:23,001
Ooh, nice one.

2419
01:46:23,001 --> 01:46:24,584
Chris, fits like a glove.

2420
01:46:24,584 --> 01:46:26,626
Ah, yes, it does. That's a sport cut.

2421
01:46:26,626 --> 01:46:28,251
Yeah, it's very hard to breathe, though.

2422
01:46:28,251 --> 01:46:30,709
CHRIS: This is, this is Bruce.
This is Pip. Pip, Bruce.

2423
01:46:30,709 --> 01:46:32,501
PIP:
Pleasure. You must be the local dandy.

2424
01:46:32,501 --> 01:46:36,418
♪ It's a miracle ♪

2425
01:46:36,418 --> 01:46:39,626
♪ What we go through ♪

2426
01:46:39,626 --> 01:46:41,293
(tree dings)

2427
01:46:41,293 --> 01:46:45,043
♪ We will aim high ♪

2428
01:46:45,043 --> 01:46:48,959
♪ We'll find the joy for you ♪

2429
01:46:50,751 --> 01:46:54,084
{\an8}♪ Bells are ringing, ringing ♪

2430
01:46:54,084 --> 01:46:56,793
{\an8}♪ Your time is ticking, too ♪

2431
01:46:56,793 --> 01:46:59,668
{\an8}- ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

2432
01:46:59,668 --> 01:47:01,251
{\an8}♪ Oh, oh ♪

2433
01:47:01,251 --> 01:47:05,918
{\an8}♪ 'Tis the season for the golden rings ♪

2434
01:47:05,918 --> 01:47:10,043
{\an8}♪ Everybody, gather round and sing ♪

2435
01:47:10,043 --> 01:47:14,251
♪ Let's bring the type of joy
that keep us together ♪

2436
01:47:14,251 --> 01:47:18,126
♪ A friendly reminder
we can do this in any weather ♪

2437
01:47:18,126 --> 01:47:20,668
(song fading):
♪ It's a miracle... ♪

2438
01:47:23,584 --> 01:47:25,376
Well, hello. Good to see you.

2439
01:47:25,376 --> 01:47:27,334
I thought you were giving me
a second chance!

2440
01:47:27,334 --> 01:47:29,209
Oh, you'll get one.

2441
01:47:29,209 --> 01:47:30,459
I believe in you.

2442
01:47:30,459 --> 01:47:32,376
And if you're a good little ornament,

2443
01:47:32,376 --> 01:47:35,334
you can work your way up
to the reindeer stalls...

2444
01:47:35,334 --> 01:47:37,918
Santa, please! Anything but that.

2445
01:47:37,918 --> 01:47:40,001
...where you'll shovel dookie.

2446
01:47:40,001 --> 01:47:41,584
Please. Is there anything I can do?

2447
01:47:41,584 --> 01:47:43,376
- (scolding stammer)
- No, but I just feel that...

2448
01:47:43,376 --> 01:47:45,543
- (scolding stammer)
- I'm just upset because clearly...

2449
01:47:45,543 --> 01:47:46,709
(scolding stammer)

2450
01:47:46,709 --> 01:47:49,209
You can't just turn everyone you want
into an ornament.

2451
01:47:49,209 --> 01:47:51,043
- (scolding stammer)
- I'm sorry, Santa.

2452
01:47:51,043 --> 01:47:52,709
- Please. Please.
- (scolding stammer)

2453
01:47:52,709 --> 01:47:55,043
You're ruining my life, Santa.

2454
01:47:55,043 --> 01:47:57,543
♪ ♪

2455
01:48:06,626 --> 01:48:08,626
♪ ♪

2456
01:48:10,126 --> 01:48:13,584
{\an8}♪ Let's get mystical ♪

2457
01:48:13,584 --> 01:48:17,626
{\an8}♪ Here's what we gon' do ♪

2458
01:48:19,293 --> 01:48:22,709
{\an8}♪ We will aim high ♪

2459
01:48:22,709 --> 01:48:26,876
{\an8}♪ We'll find the joy for you ♪

2460
01:48:28,543 --> 01:48:31,918
{\an8}♪ Bells are ringing, ringing ♪

2461
01:48:31,918 --> 01:48:34,043
{\an8}♪ Your time is ticking, too ♪

2462
01:48:34,043 --> 01:48:37,668
{\an8}♪ Your time is ticking, too, hey ♪

2463
01:48:37,668 --> 01:48:39,376
{\an8}♪ Yeah ♪

2464
01:48:39,376 --> 01:48:43,334
{\an8}♪ I can't believe the love
and the joy sent to me ♪

2465
01:48:43,334 --> 01:48:46,543
{\an8}♪ Everybody came together,
and that's all that we need ♪

2466
01:48:46,543 --> 01:48:48,168
{\an8}♪ That's all we needed ♪

2467
01:48:48,168 --> 01:48:52,084
{\an8}♪ We can't get caught up
in this world's evil little game ♪

2468
01:48:52,084 --> 01:48:56,376
{\an8}♪ Just believe it in your heart,
anything can come your way ♪

2469
01:48:56,376 --> 01:49:01,251
{\an8}♪ "Jingle, jingle bells," we sing ♪

2470
01:49:01,251 --> 01:49:04,084
{\an8}♪ Traveling around for rings ♪

2471
01:49:04,084 --> 01:49:05,959
{\an8}♪ Mm-mm ♪

2472
01:49:05,959 --> 01:49:09,709
{\an8}♪ We need the whole family ♪

2473
01:49:09,709 --> 01:49:11,918
{\an8}♪ When we swallow our pride ♪

2474
01:49:11,918 --> 01:49:14,251
{\an8}♪ We can do anything ♪

2475
01:49:14,251 --> 01:49:18,168
{\an8}♪ It's a miracle ♪

2476
01:49:18,168 --> 01:49:20,459
{\an8}♪ What we go through ♪

2477
01:49:20,459 --> 01:49:23,334
{\an8}♪ Oh, what we go through ♪

2478
01:49:23,334 --> 01:49:26,501
{\an8}♪ Let's get mystical ♪

2479
01:49:26,501 --> 01:49:30,793
{\an8}♪ Here's what we gon' do ♪

2480
01:49:30,793 --> 01:49:32,418
{\an8}(vocalizing)

2481
01:49:32,418 --> 01:49:35,918
- ♪ We will aim high ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

2482
01:49:35,918 --> 01:49:38,168
♪ We'll find the joy for you ♪

2483
01:49:38,168 --> 01:49:39,876
♪ We'll find it ♪

2484
01:49:39,876 --> 01:49:41,543
♪ Ring, ring, ring ♪

2485
01:49:41,543 --> 01:49:45,043
♪ Bells are ringing, ringing ♪

2486
01:49:45,043 --> 01:49:47,334
♪ Your time is ticking, too ♪

2487
01:49:47,334 --> 01:49:49,001
♪ Oh... ♪

2488
01:49:49,001 --> 01:49:51,126
- Why'd you pick the tuba anyway?
- It called me.

2489
01:49:51,126 --> 01:49:53,251
It called you? The tuba called you?

2490
01:49:53,251 --> 01:49:55,376
- CAROL: What did it sound like?
- (sputters)

2491
01:49:55,376 --> 01:49:57,001
(laughter)

2492
01:49:57,001 --> 01:49:58,459
- (film beeps)
- Hey.

2493
01:49:58,459 --> 01:50:00,584
Oh, God, I think
there's a saltine in here that's...

2494
01:50:00,584 --> 01:50:01,834
- EMERSON: Oh.
- It's tearing me up.

2495
01:50:01,834 --> 01:50:03,293
- You want some saltines?
- Uh, no.

2496
01:50:03,293 --> 01:50:04,959
(laughs) I have chocolate!

2497
01:50:04,959 --> 01:50:06,459
PEPPER:
Well, all that's about to change

2498
01:50:06,459 --> 01:50:08,751
- because Peppermint is...
- (shouts) Who?

2499
01:50:08,751 --> 01:50:10,126
(laughter)

2500
01:50:10,126 --> 01:50:12,793
I bet you the white Santa Claus
could help us.

2501
01:50:12,793 --> 01:50:14,001
(laughing):
I'm sorry.

2502
01:50:14,001 --> 01:50:16,043
- Why you gonna do that to me, man?
- I'm sorry.

2503
01:50:16,043 --> 01:50:18,376
- It's not as heavy as it looks.
- It's huge! It...

2504
01:50:18,376 --> 01:50:19,793
- You ready?
- No!

2505
01:50:19,793 --> 01:50:21,334
- Don't push it!
- I'm pushing!

2506
01:50:21,334 --> 01:50:22,418
Don't push it!

2507
01:50:22,418 --> 01:50:24,209
(laughter)

2508
01:50:24,209 --> 01:50:25,459
(beatboxing)

2509
01:50:25,459 --> 01:50:27,376
♪ It's Christmastime in... ♪

2510
01:50:27,376 --> 01:50:30,126
- (beatboxing continues)
- (laughing)

2511
01:50:31,668 --> 01:50:33,209
- I am not as loud as you.
- (laughs)

2512
01:50:33,209 --> 01:50:34,959
- In fact, you know how I met your mother?
- I'm scared to ask.

2513
01:50:34,959 --> 01:50:36,918
We was at a party,
and I heard somebody screaming,

2514
01:50:36,918 --> 01:50:39,418
(goofy voice):
"Party over here! Party over here!"

2515
01:50:39,418 --> 01:50:41,459
-"Go 'head! Go 'head!"
- Go 'head!

2516
01:50:41,459 --> 01:50:43,501
Let me tell you something
you guys don't know about your father.

2517
01:50:43,501 --> 01:50:45,959
- Hey. (stammering)
- He's an amazing dancer and he can sing.

2518
01:50:45,959 --> 01:50:47,376
- What?
- I'm right-- They can hear you.

2519
01:50:47,376 --> 01:50:48,793
You ain't got to talk so loud.

2520
01:50:48,793 --> 01:50:50,959
(laughter)

2521
01:50:50,959 --> 01:50:54,043
("Timeless Christmas"
by Coco Jones playing)

2522
01:50:59,459 --> 01:51:02,876
♪ Snowflakes falling,
it's that time of year ♪

2523
01:51:02,876 --> 01:51:06,168
♪ 'Tis the season,
spreading joy and cheer ♪

2524
01:51:06,168 --> 01:51:10,709
♪ Fire's glowing
and the lights are bright ♪

2525
01:51:10,709 --> 01:51:12,709
♪ Mm-mm ♪

2526
01:51:12,709 --> 01:51:15,959
♪ Children dream of gifts
underneath the tree ♪

2527
01:51:15,959 --> 01:51:19,293
♪ Smiles on their face full of pure glee ♪

2528
01:51:19,293 --> 01:51:21,751
♪ Friends and family are near ♪

2529
01:51:21,751 --> 01:51:24,209
♪ Sharing memories so dear ♪

2530
01:51:24,209 --> 01:51:27,959
♪ Cherish the moment ♪

2531
01:51:27,959 --> 01:51:30,709
♪ With the people that surround you ♪

2532
01:51:30,709 --> 01:51:34,501
♪ Live in the moment ♪

2533
01:51:34,501 --> 01:51:37,209
♪ Today ♪

2534
01:51:37,209 --> 01:51:43,001
♪ Let's have a timeless Christmas ♪

2535
01:51:43,001 --> 01:51:46,334
♪ Let's just come together ♪

2536
01:51:46,334 --> 01:51:51,418
♪ In harmony as one forever ♪

2537
01:51:51,418 --> 01:51:55,001
♪ Ring the bells, let the music play ♪

2538
01:51:55,001 --> 01:52:00,251
♪ Feel the joy,
it's time to celebrate Christmas ♪

2539
01:52:00,251 --> 01:52:05,001
♪ Oh, this Christmas ♪

2540
01:52:05,001 --> 01:52:08,209
♪ In every home, a candle's lit aglow ♪

2541
01:52:08,209 --> 01:52:11,626
♪ A warmth of love for all to show ♪

2542
01:52:11,626 --> 01:52:15,001
♪ As snowflakes dance outside the window ♪

2543
01:52:15,001 --> 01:52:20,959
♪ A feeling of peace forevermore ♪

2544
01:52:20,959 --> 01:52:24,084
♪ Feel the king, o holy night ♪

2545
01:52:24,084 --> 01:52:27,376
♪ The choir sings a song of life like ♪

2546
01:52:27,376 --> 01:52:29,959
♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum-pum ♪

2547
01:52:29,959 --> 01:52:33,626
♪ Cherish the moment ♪

2548
01:52:33,626 --> 01:52:36,459
♪ With the people that surround you ♪

2549
01:52:36,459 --> 01:52:40,168
♪ Live in the moment ♪

2550
01:52:40,168 --> 01:52:43,084
♪ Tonight ♪

2551
01:52:43,084 --> 01:52:48,793
♪ Let's have a timeless Christmas ♪

2552
01:52:48,793 --> 01:52:51,918
♪ Let's just come together ♪

2553
01:52:51,918 --> 01:52:57,168
♪ In harmony as one forever ♪

2554
01:52:57,168 --> 01:53:00,834
♪ Ring the bells, let the music play ♪

2555
01:53:00,834 --> 01:53:06,168
♪ Feel the joy,
it's time to celebrate Christmas ♪

2556
01:53:06,168 --> 01:53:09,751
♪ Oh, this Christmas ♪

2557
01:53:09,751 --> 01:53:14,001
♪ There's laughter in our hearts,
a special kind ♪

2558
01:53:14,001 --> 01:53:19,126
♪ Sharing love and kindness
in every rhyme ♪

2559
01:53:19,126 --> 01:53:23,668
♪ Every rhyme ♪

2560
01:53:23,668 --> 01:53:27,334
♪ We gather round
with friends by our side ♪

2561
01:53:27,334 --> 01:53:32,584
♪ And feel the magic in the sky ♪

2562
01:53:32,584 --> 01:53:35,876
♪ In the sky ♪

2563
01:53:35,876 --> 01:53:41,376
♪ Let's have a timeless Christmas ♪

2564
01:53:41,376 --> 01:53:44,668
♪ Let's just come together ♪

2565
01:53:44,668 --> 01:53:49,751
♪ In harmony as one forever ♪

2566
01:53:49,751 --> 01:53:53,584
- ♪ Ring the bells, let the music play ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪

2567
01:53:53,584 --> 01:53:58,793
♪ Feel the joy,
it's time to celebrate Christmas ♪

2568
01:53:58,793 --> 01:54:02,334
♪ Oh, this Christmas ♪

2569
01:54:02,334 --> 01:54:04,834
(vocalizing)

2570
01:54:11,918 --> 01:54:17,376
♪ Timeless Christmas. ♪

2571
01:54:22,584 --> 01:54:24,501
(song ends)

2572
01:54:24,501 --> 01:54:26,584
♪ ♪

2573
01:54:56,043 --> 01:54:58,043
♪ ♪

2574
01:55:28,043 --> 01:55:30,043
♪ ♪

2575
01:56:00,043 --> 01:56:02,043
♪ ♪

2576
01:56:32,043 --> 01:56:34,043
♪ ♪

2577
01:56:57,043 --> 01:56:59,043
(music ends)