Common occurrences in Kashihara Girls' Academy, #1.
Oh, look! There's a haze covering the UFO.
Yeah. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow.
Weather forecasting using the UFO.
Everyone else can see the UFO, too. They just can't find it odd.
I know, let's all sing that song!
What a wonderful suggestion!
Oh, the UFO shines on the high tower.
The light shines, carrying our hopes and dreams to space.
Common occurrences in Kashihara Girls' Academy, #2.
When students gather together, they spontaneously start singing the school song.
Admiration in our hearts, far beyond we go.
Wait, the school song got altered! When did that happen?!
To the future.
Common occurrences in Kashihara Girls' Academy, #3.
There is sometimes a space alien atop the UFO, looking melancholy.
My revolutionary comrades must be fighting out there right now.
Yet, I...
What am I doing here?
Please wait. I will return, I promise!
Class 2-B Air Band
The
Lit
tle
Lies
We
All
Tell
The Little Lies We All Tell
Rikka
Colonel
Chiyo-san
Ninja
Sekine
Psychic
Tsubasa
Tsuyoshi
Boy
Note: \h\hIs Sekine
Maskuma Mask
Class 2-B Air Band
Poeh
#04: Wish Upon a Star
I baked cookies for everyone today.
Please enjoy them, if you'd like.
Wow, looks delicious!
Thank you for the food!
Wow, that's good.
Yep, this is delicious! I wanna marry Chiyo-san!
Oh, I'm honored.
Chiyo-san'd be my first choice to marry, too.
You also, Sekine-san? Thank you.
Tsubasa, if you had to marry one of us, who would it be?
Huh?
What's the right answer here?
They're all friends to me. I've never even thought of them like this before.
But not being able to casually answer a question like this could seem suspicious.
Maybe I should just follow the crowd and say Chiyo-san.
The Traditional Beauty
She's kind, very pretty, good at cooking and sewing...
I could totally brag about her to my friends.
She's so pretty!
Wow!
Aw yeah.
But having a house full of Maskuma would be bad.
Also, I don't understand what sets her off!
After you've thrown up, that's when the real workout begins.
It still upsets my stomach just thinking about it.
Sekine is the one that's easiest to be with.
Let's go to the chain restaurant after school.
They have a limited-time offer! 40% cash back if you use the payment app!
She's down-to-earth, and I could just be myself dating her.
But...
I always wear tracksuits.
They're comfortable, I don't mind if they get dirty,
they double as pajamas, and you can wear them both indoors and outdoors.
They're the best.
There's just no spark whatsoever.
I can't read her thoughts, but I can more or less tell what she's thinking.
The Little Sister
Rikka is innocent and cute, but if I introduced her to my friends...
The Little Sister
Gross!
Gross
Tsuyoshi, are you dating a grade-schooler?
People might think I'm a pedophile.
Also, I don't want to attend her strange gatherings...
UFO Gathering
Pamphlet
We meet at the UFO every Sunday.
I'll teach you about the glorious leader that I respect so very much.
It's a supremely tough question. And not in a good way.
How rude.
So what's your ideal partner like, then?
Huh? Hmm...
I'd like someone who's frank and chill. Almost manly.
Manly personality
Someone with a punk-girl style, who wears revealing clothes.
Piercings (punk girl style)
Short skirt (revealing clothes)
Short hair would be a plus, too.
Short hair
But where would I find anyone like that?
Right here.
She just loves herself!
Did you see that yesterday?
Yeah!
Good morning.
Morning, Sekine.
Oh, right. Yesterday, I found an idol who looks just like Chiyo-san.
Check this out.
Wow. She does look similar.
I know, right?
But where did you find that photo?
I-It's from a magazine.
My brother Tsuyoshi bought it.
Ah, I see.
Hey,
for what purpose do photos like these exist?
What purpose... For men to look at, I guess?
Why do men look at photos like that?
Um... To get excited?
Why do they want to get excited?
That's, uh... To make offspring?
Looking at photos generates offspring? Is that how the system works?
No, just looking isn't enough.
So what motivates them to look?
Is it really necessary for them to spend their precious time in such a way?
They only live once. Doesn't it make them sad?
Her purity fuels her scathing remarks.
Sca
thing
Good day, everyone.
Chiyo-san! Nice timing!
Good morning, Chiyo-san.
Look, I found an idol who looks just like you!
Is she really that similar?
Totally. Her face looks just like yours.
Do you think so?
See, like in this one. And this one, too.
Wow, this swimsuit's like a bandage.
Y-Yes, you're right... She does... look like me...
Wh-Why cry?!
Oh, no. You can't show those kinds of things to Chiyo-san.
B-But, this model's really pretty, and...
That's not the issue.
The problem is that you showed something provocative
to someone with no resistance to that type of thing.
She's suddenly acting like the straight-laced class-rep type!
B-But, this isn't that provocative...
Even "mild spice" is too spicy for some people.
To some people, curry for children is like super-hellish spicy ramen.
But this is like salt-broth veggie ramen!
What? These bandages?!
No, I'm fine. I, I...
I'll go nude!
Bring it!
Why?!
Let's go calm down a little.
Why...?
Was... Was it that bad, what I did?
She's a good kid at heart,
but she does this kind of thing every once in a while.
Her sensibilities are a bit off, or something.
I can't hear her thoughts at all, so I don't know what she's thinking.
Sekine's psychic power is so lame
that she hasn't even realized that it only works on the same gender.
Got it. I...
I'll quit school.
Chiyo-san, are you feeling better?
Yes. I'm sorry.
I think I'll quit school now...
They're in sync.
No, no, no. There's no need for that.
I can't do this anymore. Sekine, thanks for everything.
Don't worry if I forget who you are or start talking funny starting tomorrow.
Wassup.
Are you quitting or not?!
Um, is quitting really necessary?
I just don't want to cause any more trouble.
I-I simply can't get over my aversion toward lewd things, and men in general.
It's all right. You can't help it.
Don't worry!
I'll protect you.
I'll make sure nothing you dislike will so much as touch you, ever again!
Rikka-chan...
Oh, there you are!
Sekine-chan, what is it?
Well, Tsubasa started saying she was gonna quit school.
What?
Don't worry, both of you. Let's apologize and get over it.
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
No, it's me who should apologize! There's no need for you to quit school.
I hope we can continue to be friends.
Thank you.
Hmm?
S-Sorry. I gotta go to the restroom.
I'm glad you were able to calm down.
Yes, Rikka-chan stayed by my side, consoling me the whole time.
Good job, Colonel!
Proud of Herself
I intend to keep my promise!
I placed a device on Chiyo-san
that transforms any man who comes in contact with her skin into a woman!
Y-You can do that?!
Good morning, everybody!
Good morning!
Oh, Mr. Brian, there's some lint on your clothes...
No!
Don't touch, Brian!
What?!
It's gone.
The one thing that should always be there... is gone.
The Little Lies We All Tell
Tsuyoshi
1
—
2
(His thing)
Tsuyoshi 1/2.
Let's stop by that one place.
Sure, let's do that.
I lost something precious.
What's wrong with Tsubasa-san?
She's been like that since this morning.
Hmm?
Now that Tsubasa is female, something unexpected has happened.
What does she mean by "something precious"?
Sekine can now read Tsubasa's thoughts!
I could help her find it If she would tell me what it is...
But I don't want to pry.
Tsubasa-chan!
Did you finish your social studies homework?
The one about finding out how your parents came up with your name?
Name... My grandpa gave me my name.
He wanted me to grow up firm and solid!
I'm sorry, Grandpa!
Wh-What's so tear-jerking about that?
And why the Colonel, too?!
What a wonderful grandfather!
I didn't know "Tsubasa" had such a meaning!
Oh, sorry. That was about my brother's name, "Tsuyoshi."
"Tsubasa" was so that I would grow up free and easy.
Hey, Tsuyoshi, don't I look good in a boy's uniform?
What if I get a cute girlfriend?
And it worked, damn it! It worked too well!
That's good to hear.
Tsubasa's acting a bit weird.
She's depressed because she lost something important.
She cries when talking about her grandfather...
I know!
She must have lost some kind of keepsake of her grandfather!
That must be rough. Yikes!
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Not even close
Um...
I'm alive...
I'm the grandfather...
Name's Genzo...
By the way, the grandfather in question is very much alive.
Tsubasa-san, if it's all right with you,
would you like to go somewhere on our next day off?
I know, let's all go to the pool!
The pool? Nice!
Raku Raku Land is doing a women-only night pool event.
Women-only? I'm not sure...
Hmm? What, you'd rather go somewhere you can meet boys?
No, that's not it. There's a slight problem...
Oh, there is no problem.
His problem went missing.
Raku Raku Land
Oh, paper strips.
Right, today is Tanabata.
Let's all write down our wishes and hang them up.
What's your wish, Chiyo-san?
Oh, that's a secret.
I really hope this wish comes true!
Where's Tsubasa-san?
She went off to change in the back somewhere.
I don't know why she would be so shy all of a sudden.
Yeah, changing is so quick.
Colonel Rikka's instant transformation is a success.
Oh, that's very cute, Rikka-chan!
Chiyo-san, you're wearing a lot of layers.
I don't want to be immodest.
Is that her maidenly mindset?
I need to wear at least this much clothing.
Otherwise, I can't conceal my sword scars,
and I need my gear in case an assassin appears.
The ninja mindset.
Wow, how fun!
Is this all right? Am I not sticking out weirdly?
Let's go!
Nekise
Hey, don't forget to stretch first!
Waterproofed
Go, go! Charge!
Would you like to share this with me?
Are you sure?
Yes!
So many pretty ladies. This is actually fun.
Hey, you there. Sorry to bother you.
My necklace got caught up in the hook. Can you help me get it off?
Y-Yes!
Thanks for the help!
I hope this makes Tsubasa-san feel better.
Girls!
The night pool is, like, so much fun!
I'm totes excited!
Was she always like this...?
Ohmigosh, what're you talking about?
Of course I've always been like this!
I guess if she's cheered up, that's all good...?
Oh, I just remembered! We gotta, like, hang those paper strips!
Yes, let's do that!
"I wish I could go back to how I was"?
What a dummy I was to think that!
I wish my sword scars could become less visible.
I want to lose three kilograms. Or just two kilograms, if that's too much.
They're all praying so intensely.
To make their wishes come true... How...
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Materialist
How foolish these Earthlings are.
Goals are attained through relentless effort, are they not?
I've tried my best to accustom myself to Earth culture,
but this is not acceptable.
Rikka, aren't you hanging up your paper strip?
Oh? Um, hmm...
Establish a unified government of the universe under the revolution
I don't think wishing for it would make it come true, so I'll pass.
Oh, in that case, I'll, like, write your wish on my paper, too.
Huh?
I don't want my original wish anymore.
'Sides, if we both write the same wish,
maybe it'll increase the chance of it coming true.
Thanks, Tsubasa-chan. I appreciate the thought.
Oh look, shooting stars!
Gotta make a wish!
My wish probably won't come true, but...
I wish I could go back to how I was. -Tsubasa
I want to lose 3 kilos 2 kilos. -Sekine
I wish my legs were pretty. -Chiyo
I just hope my friends' wishes do.
Oh? What's this?
Just a small gift...
Juice
Tsubasa-san, what's wrong?
I feel very cold, all of a sudden.
Oh, no!
I have no choice.
Please use this!
Th-Thanks.
Wow, Chiyo-san, your legs are so pretty!
What?!
M-My sword scars are gone!
Did the Colonel make our wishes come true?
I do feel like I lost a bit of weight.
I should have wished for something bigger...
By the way, about the device that the Colonel put on the back of Chiyo's neck...
I secretly removed it. The Colonel doesn't know!
Kuma.
Kuma!
To celebrate the release of Maskuma's movie,
we're giving out limited-edition phone charms
to anyone who can show us an item with polka dots!
Chiyo-san
Please
Take us home with you
A limited-edition phone charm?! I really want it!
That's too bad. I don't have anything with polka dots.
Me, neither.
Same here.
I... I know!
Anyone? They're cute!
Would this...
Chiyo-san?!
No! Don't do that!
But it's the only way!
I'll go and buy something with polka dots right now!
Maskuma Mask the MOVIE
This event will be ending soon!
What? What should we do?!
Worry not!
Rikka-chan?
I'd like a phone charm, please!
Sure, just show me something with polka dots!
I got us a charm!
Thank you... Thank you...
She gave it to her
Don't mention it.
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
I'm happy for you.
Oh, the inside of her mouth...
Every mucous membrane in her body is now polka-dotted.
Oh, no! The charm!
What, you dropped it?
You couldn't help it, Chiyo-san.
Everyone, I'm going to go powder my nose.
What? How?!
I just lost the last shred of patience I had with you, Hanzo!
What can we do to get that charm for Chiyo-san?
Wow, it's going for such a high price in the online auctions.
We can't get it there, either.
Oh, look! I found one here.
An obvious fake.
Wears Boxers
I do have polka dots on my underwear today...
But if they find out I'm a guy, that might cause trouble...
But...
I feel empty.
Oh, Chiyo-san.
Did you wait for me?
Of course!
Look. We got you the phone charm.
Wow!
I forgot about the polka-dot handkerchief that I had.
I just had to show them that, and I got it.
All's well that ends well, huh, Chiyo-san?
Yes!
Let's go home now.
Yes, let's.
Achoo!
Translation: I'm getting a faint reading \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
Translation: Understood. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCommencing search pattern.
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Day Duty: Sekine
It's summer. I need to go on a diet.
Shaved ice, watermelons, cold noodles... So many delicious things.
Maybe I shouldn't \h\h\hwear a swimsuit...
You're right. I should enjoy them all before I start.
That's a great idea!
#05: Beach
And thus, Sekine never begins her diet.