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♪
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How was your night?
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Let's not start with
the intrusive questions.
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Okay. I don't usually step
on a landmine that quickly.
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I had ill-advised sex
with a workmate, okay?
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A workmate?
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It feels like you want me
to guess.
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-Hot vet.
-Dolores. Are you happy?
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Oh! Cool.
Alright, yeah.
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So, the whole thing
was kind of an accident.
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I went over there,
we had some wine...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I gotta stop you right there.
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First of all, so excited
to be your confidant on this.
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Oh, oh. You're... you're
not my confidant.
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You're just a person sitting
next to me as I process.
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It's just I'm not the kinda
guy that bro's out
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with explicit sexual detail.
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Look at me. Do I look like
the type of person
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that would share sex details
with you?
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Okay.
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I'm just worried
she's gonna get clingy.
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Clingy?
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Yeah. I can see a person like
her becoming quickly attached
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and making things weird
in the office.
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You know, like googly eyes
in the bullpen
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and winks by the toaster.
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Winks by the toaster, yeah.
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These kinda things
can get complicated.
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Look, this is not a thing!
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We had a couple glasses
of wine and then...
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Okay, whoa!
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This is gonna have to be
my final warning, Frank.
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I'm not gonna sit here
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and listen to a play-by-play
of your escapades, alright?
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You're gonna have to find
somebody else for that.
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We were naked 10 minutes
into it...
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-Don't Frank!
-Which I...
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[opening title theme song]
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♪
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♪
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[Emily] Hey, everyone.
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We just got a 911 on a bear,
get this, in a hot tub.
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What? Seriously?
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Yeah. The homeowner's
out of town
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but they sent us
their nest-cam footage.
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Wow, he looks so relaxed.
Did he turn the jets on?
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That's the Bellagio 2000.
The gold standard.
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We'll take this one.
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Great!
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Uh, one more thing
before you leave.
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Um... I invited Rick Doyle
in for lunch today.
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What?
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Wait. Rick Doyle?
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Yeah. I thought it would
be nice.
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You know, it's considered
good management form
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to host your predecessor
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and plus I cannot figure out
the budget report format.
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Like, at all.
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Has anyone seen him
since the mauling?
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Okay, can we not call it that?
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You weren't there.
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There's no other verb
to describe
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what that mink did
to his face.
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I mean, you could say
chainsaw or hamburger,
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but those aren't verbs.
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Well, I'm actually cool
with gnarly stuff.
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I once carried my buddy's knee
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down a mountain
in a trail mix bag.
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[Emily] Oh.
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Rick's had, like,
17 surgeries.
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Yeah.
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[Frank] The thing ate his ear.
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Apparently, the reassembly
was a bit of
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a Mr. Potato Head situation.
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Just chucking features in
willy-nilly.
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Hey, hey.
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Can we please be
our better selves here?
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Let's just make sure
that he feels welcome.
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I'm actually pumped
to see him.
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Yeah. I'm glad he's alive.
He was such a good boss.
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I mean, no offense, Emily.
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Yeah.
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I know why you're
really pumped.
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Rick got a giant settlement
from the City.
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Sure, I have a real estate pitch
and he has money.
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But this is about being excited
to catch up with an old friend.
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Hmm, yeah.
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Morning everyone.
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Good morning.
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Hi Frank.
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Hey Dolores.
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♪
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[Shred] Good news on Dolores,
huh?
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Oh, amazing.
She seemed totally cool.
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You're relieved?
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Yeah. If I could do a jig
in this truck I would.
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A jig is an Irish dance.
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Ah, the Irish.
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[Dispatch] Truck 12. Report of
a dog, white coat, medium sized,
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no tags near 1906
Green Valley Lane.
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Truck 12 responding.
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[pan clanging]
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Hello?
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-[Patel] Louder. Louder.
-[bear growls]
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-Humans!
-Hey!
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-[Victoria] Humans are coming!
-[Patel] Hey!
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[pan clanging]
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-Humans!
-Humans are coming!
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Humans!
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[Patel] Sorry buddy.
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I feel bad.
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Poor guy was just
getting his soak on.
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[sighs]
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Oh!
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[chuckles]
Ho, ho, ho.
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Oh, I wouldn't
drink... okay.
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Natural salt,
I knew it.
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Bet you could swim
with your eyes open.
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Okay. Cool.
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No way.
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No... way!
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He didn't smoke
a cigar.
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They can ride bikes.
I've seen it on YouTube.
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Yeah? How did he
light it?
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He probably enlisted the help
of a smaller animal.
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How did you get this job?
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It's just odd.
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What?
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I mean, why didn't Dolores
get weird about last night?
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She's probably just got
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a healthy relationship
to her sexuality, you know?
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She makes love
and if the fit's off
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she's just right back
to being coworkers.
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Why would the fit be off?
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Look, I'm just trying to put
myself in her head.
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I could be wrong.
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You don't think it's
performance-based, do you?
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I mean, what, are you worried
you finished too quickly?
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Wait! Don't tell me. Okay?
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'Cause now we're getting into
sex details and I don't like it.
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Yeah, I don't like it either,
but what's too quickly?
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Because if she finishes first
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that's a green light
for me, right?
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I mean, are you sure
she finished?
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Well, that's what she said.
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Was it unprompted
or did you ask her?
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It was prompted.
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Oh God.
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Hey, so, are you gonna do
the hard sell on Rick at lunch?
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'Cause it could get
super awkward.
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Don't have to do
a hard sell.
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Mixed use warehouse on
Kirkland Avenue sells itself.
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Right. Where is this new
unfounded confidence
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in real estate coming from?
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My cousin Rishi.
He's killing it.
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And I've got everything
he's got.
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Except for an MBA
and capital.
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Might need that.
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[phone buzzing]
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[under his breath]
Oh, crap.
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Principal Jimenez. Hi.
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Oh, is that so?
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There's been a mix up
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with Addy's field trip
permission slip
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and it failed to be signed.
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Failed to be signed.
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That's your official
press release?
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So there's no way
she can get on the bus?
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Can I just give you
permission verbally?
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We're not gonna
hold you liable.
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In fact, she gets hurt
at home all the time
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and trust me, I got kids
to spare.
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[laughs]
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Yeah. No.
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I do understand that
there are words
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that even when said in jest
can trigger an investigation.
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I'm gonna come get her.
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[laughs] Okay.
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Yeah. No, great.
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We gotta go to
Addy's school.
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Um... hey. You guys got
the wrong dog.
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What are you talking about?
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You went to the wrong address.
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You went to Green Valley Street
not Green Valley Lane.
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Oh, my bad.
I must've put it in wrong.
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It's fine.
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And don't cover for me like I'm
someone that needs covering for.
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I think it's interesting you're
taking such a strong stance
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on such a blatant screw up.
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You literally kidnapped
someone's dog out of their yard.
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This sort of thing happens
in the field all the time.
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I wouldn't expect somebody
who doesn't wear socks
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to the office to understand.
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[Shred] Okay. Whoa.
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We're sorry and we'll return
her right now.
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Get it together, guys.
Seriously.
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And I am wearing socks.
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They are tiny, tiny
no-show socks.
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They're no-show socks,
Frank.
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What are no-show socks?
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You can't see 'em
but they're there.
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It's like the force.
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It surrounds us
and binds us.
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Did you just quote
Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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I did but we're talking
about socks.
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[Shred] You picked up the wrong
dog and snapped at your boss.
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You're in your head, man.
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I'm not in my head.
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-Yeah. You're in your head.
-No.
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And you're screwing up
and now Emily's mad.
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You know what?
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I don't like the tone you are
taking with me at all.
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Well, I don't like having
the boss mad at me, okay?
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I'm very sensitive
to coaching critiques
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and now I'm paranoid
I'm gonna get cut.
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You mean fired?
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That's how we say it
in real life.
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Come on, man.
You're distracted and spiraling.
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Just go talk to Dolores.
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Oh. Talk to her first.
How would that look?
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Like you're a grown up.
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Alright, that's enough.
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There's one snide bully
in this relationship
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and it's not you.
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They wouldn't let me
on the bus.
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It was so embarrassing.
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It's not a big deal, okay?
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We'll be at the aquarium
in 15 minutes.
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What?!
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You can't make me
go now.
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That's even more embarrassing.
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Well, you can't stay with us.
I'm at work.
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[phone alert chimes]
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Where's my map?
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Did you lock me out again?
You little... wizard.
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I'm not going
to the aquarium.
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Fine. Okay?
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You can stay for lunch.
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Just un-cyber hack my vehicle.
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Whatever.
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-Wow.
-[phone chimes]
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What?
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You totally caved.
It sets a dangerous precedent.
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Are you judging my parenting?
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Because that's a very
dangerous precedent.
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Oh, so I get the scolding?
Interesting.
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[Rick] Hello? Anybody home?
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-[Fred] Rick!
-[Patel] Rick!
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[laughing]
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I actually thought
it'd be much worse.
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His hair grew back.
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Good to see you.
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[Victoria] The ear looks
pretty good.
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Hi Rick!
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Let's do two, we'll do two.
Come on!
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You look like
a J. Crew model.
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-Thank you.
-[Patel] You are handsome.
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It's an honor
to shake the hand
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that wears the glove
of valor.
260
00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,198
The infamous Shred.
261
00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:55,016
Bring it in for
the real deal.
262
00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,201
Holy, feel that.
263
00:08:56,278 --> 00:08:57,110
You know me!
264
00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:59,871
Ah, you must be the new boss.
265
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,448
It's so nice to meet you
in person.
266
00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:04,100
[laughs nervously]
I've heard...
267
00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:07,453
received so much good things
about you.
268
00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:11,716
And I have received such
good things about you.
269
00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:12,867
Good.
[laughs nervously]
270
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:17,371
I've gotta say, the energy
in this room feels good!
271
00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:18,464
Congruent.
272
00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:19,724
Good.
273
00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:22,786
You remember the kitchen?
That's where we'll eat.
274
00:09:22,788 --> 00:09:26,064
Um... so I'm gonna grab
something from the office and...
275
00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:29,793
I will... I'll be back.
[laughs nervously]
276
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,947
Okay. So, I hope you like
sandwiches, Rick.
277
00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,157
We're gonna have 'em.
278
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:41,913
Alright. One plate balled
watermelon, deseeded by hand.
279
00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,898
Okay? Alright.
280
00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:47,143
And, uh, I'll take this
Rick-side seat right here.
281
00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:48,645
[laughing]
282
00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:49,646
So glad to catch up.
283
00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:52,482
Hey, me too, and I appreciate
all those texts.
284
00:09:52,484 --> 00:09:53,407
Yeah absolutely.
285
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:54,426
What'd you think
of that prospectus?
286
00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:55,242
You take a look at it?
287
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,002
Mmm...
288
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,837
[Addy] I'm seeing a seed
in a ball.
289
00:09:57,839 --> 00:09:58,913
I'll be back in a second.
290
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,434
There's no seed.
I inspected for seeds twice.
291
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,011
[nervous laughing]
292
00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:07,022
[Addy] I just want
the egg bites at Starbucks.
293
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,734
We've been over this.
It is melon or starve!
294
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,021
Ah... alright.
295
00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:15,947
Where were we?
296
00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:17,023
Hey buddy, I acknowledge
your need to stretch
297
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,526
your entrepreneurial wings
but your kid's here.
298
00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:22,120
We can chat about
real estate later, huh?
299
00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,289
[Addy] Oh, my God!
Another seed?
300
00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:25,206
One second.
301
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,793
Addison Mukta Patel!
So help me...
302
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:31,354
Hey. Why don't I hang out
with Addy for a bit?
303
00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:32,113
I got this.
304
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,356
-Oh... you got this?
-Yeah, I do.
305
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,525
I just feel like you guys
are having one of those days,
306
00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:36,709
you're butting heads,
a lot of yelling.
307
00:10:36,786 --> 00:10:37,969
Oh, one of those days.
308
00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:41,973
Is that the official diagnosis
from Doctor Microdose MDMA?
309
00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,141
So is that a yes?
310
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:44,534
Oh, absolutely.
311
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,536
I'm just excited to be a part of
this master class on parenting.
312
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:47,370
Yeah.
313
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,064
You could've just said yes.
314
00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,232
I was being sarcastic.
315
00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:57,530
What's up?
316
00:10:58,141 --> 00:10:59,491
Nothing. Why?
317
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,067
You just kicked me.
318
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,552
Oh, sorry.
That was meant for...
319
00:11:02,554 --> 00:11:04,979
-[thud]
-Ow! What?
320
00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:06,222
Oh.
321
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,415
You are staring.
322
00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:11,244
Do you have a lender
you like? No?
323
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,413
Oh. Greek salad.
Don't mind if I do.
324
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:14,339
[laughs]
325
00:11:14,657 --> 00:11:18,067
Oh, God, I am so sorry.
That is terrible.
326
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:18,902
No!
327
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,237
It's a temp ear.
It's a temp ear and...
328
00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:21,829
Oh...
329
00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:22,739
No. Oh... come on.
330
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,349
I didn't even notice.
It's a temp ear.
331
00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:25,517
Oh, my gosh. No.
332
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,242
You don't need
to apologize.
333
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:27,001
Here we go.
334
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,019
[Frank] You've been
through a lot.
335
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,430
The custom one's stuck in China.
So it's on its way.
336
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,248
Rick, you shouldn't be
embarrassed or anything.
337
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,109
I mean, you're among family.
[gagging]
338
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,364
I'm so sorry.
339
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,349
That was, um... I just meant
to say there's no judgment.
340
00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:43,493
[gagging]
341
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,428
[gagging]
342
00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:45,945
Okay, Emily. You need
to get on your back.
343
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:48,689
-[gagging]
-Oh jeez.
344
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:49,356
[continues to gag]
345
00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:50,041
[Rick] You know what?
346
00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:52,769
She can use my sweater
as a pillow.
347
00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:56,122
[Frank] Just lie on your back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
348
00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:57,882
We should just stay here.
349
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,943
[Frank] Pull your knees
into your chest.
350
00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:01,035
[screaming]
351
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:01,886
Get it off me!
352
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:02,595
[screaming]
353
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:07,784
♪
354
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:12,021
Dolores still seems normal
but it's like too normal now.
355
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,026
Actually, there is
one other thing, but...
356
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:18,737
What?
357
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,298
It's just... I've been pretty
hesitant to say something
358
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,558
because you seem pretty
easily triggered today.
359
00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:25,359
Hmm.
360
00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:27,061
Hey! My body cam.
361
00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:27,912
Frank, that's the only thing
362
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,063
that holds me accountable
to the public.
363
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:33,159
Tell me what you know or I will
put this down my pants
364
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,086
and your record will literally
be tainted.
365
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:38,498
Alright. I just heard she has
a thing for Templeton.
366
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,332
Templeton?
367
00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:40,500
Yeah.
368
00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:43,002
So, maybe she's a little nervous
about you guys hooking up
369
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:43,836
and Templeton finding out
370
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,764
'cause who knows
how he'd view that.
371
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,174
Are you saying she'd rather be
with Templeton than me?
372
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:49,416
I'm not saying anything.
373
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,177
I don't know, but I can
tell you,
374
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:52,103
I would definitely
375
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:54,664
rank you above Templeton
in most categories.
376
00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:55,940
Most categories?
377
00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:56,924
Almost all.
378
00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,518
Almost all! Almost all!
379
00:12:58,594 --> 00:12:59,110
It's in my pants.
380
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:00,111
You wouldn't do this!
381
00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:04,173
And these... are the kennels,
girlfriend.
382
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:06,284
Take a look at this guy.
Isn't he cute?
383
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:10,179
Addy... Addy, come on.
Let's put the screen down.
384
00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:10,604
I'm gonna take this.
385
00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:11,272
No. No...
386
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,290
Yeah. And I'm gonna do this.
387
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:16,185
Yeah. See, we have a different
way of treating kids
388
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:18,371
where I grew up.
That's New Zealand.
389
00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:19,205
That's not a real place.
390
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,615
Okay. It is a real place,
definitely is.
391
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:22,634
And we're actually number one
in the world
392
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,453
for ease of doing business,
so that's... awesome.
393
00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:30,216
Uh, look... we treat kids
like grown-ups, right?
394
00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:33,219
And we expect them
to act like grown-ups.
395
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,329
Does that make sense?
396
00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:34,979
Okay.
397
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,556
Good. I'm glad we're
on the same page.
398
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:43,396
Now, do you wanna meet one
of the coolest lizards in town?
399
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:47,200
You're gonna love this guy,
he's such a rock star.
400
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,978
[dogs barking]
401
00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:52,071
What are you doing?
402
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:53,056
I'm starting a dog riot.
403
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,907
Bloody hell. Addy...
404
00:13:54,909 --> 00:13:55,892
Because you took
my screen time.
405
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:59,245
Stop! Not the cats!
Do not do the cats!
406
00:13:59,247 --> 00:14:00,088
Put the cats back!
407
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:02,006
You wanted something?
408
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,343
Oh yeah, hey. Can you send me
Rick's home address please?
409
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,587
Maybe. Why?
410
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:09,330
You know, just because
you have all the addresses
411
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,349
doesn't mean you're
in charge of them.
412
00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:14,927
And I just wanna go over there
and apologize in person.
413
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,188
That seems, at best,
ill-advised.
414
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:19,173
Why? Everybody loves
an apology.
415
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,859
You literally don't have
the stomach for it.
416
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,362
Look, I know you mean well,
but Rick was a good boss.
417
00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:25,421
No offense.
418
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,589
And I just don't wanna
see him get hurt.
419
00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:30,326
Well, I think I'm becoming
a pretty great boss myself.
420
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:32,579
[under her breath]
Yeah...
421
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:36,875
And I just wanna trust
my instincts on this one.
422
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,026
Will you send me the address?
Please?
423
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,295
Okay. Okay.
424
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,260
Um...
425
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:50,263
What?
426
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:53,391
Dad?
427
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,393
Daddy, she locked me
in this thing.
428
00:14:57,138 --> 00:15:00,547
Yeah. About that, I was
outta moves, so...
429
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,150
You got this, huh?
430
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:11,159
What'd you get?
431
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:13,469
Muskrat.
432
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:15,321
Adolescent male,
probably seven kilograms.
433
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:17,990
Used the 22 centimeter
catch pole.
434
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,825
Wow. That's a lotta
Canadian math there.
435
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:23,129
Yeah, we were just driving by
and thought we'd say hola.
436
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:27,908
Well, your time's just all kinds
of unaccounted for, huh?
437
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,410
Yeah, I guess we should be
more careful.
438
00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:31,487
Dolores goes over our
field reports like a hawk.
439
00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:34,323
Ooh. Don't mess with Dolores.
Am I right?
440
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,992
How about that Dolores?
441
00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:39,178
So, you guys got
that pot simmering?
442
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,497
Ah, there it is.
That's what you came for.
443
00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:42,589
Let me tell you something,
Frank.
444
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,016
It was all above-board.
445
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,444
Different precincts.
She doesn't report to me.
446
00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:49,763
We did it all by the book.
And once by the credenza.
447
00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:50,856
[laughs] Yeah.
448
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,950
You guys got
together physically?
449
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:54,677
Sexual congress
was in session.
450
00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:55,620
You and Dolores?
451
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,938
Boy, you're really having
trouble processing this,
452
00:15:58,016 --> 00:15:58,681
aren't you?
453
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:02,018
So, are you guys... over?
454
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,961
Yeah, for me, basically.
455
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,964
But her, she's still
pretty clingy.
456
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:06,798
Clingy?
457
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:07,674
Big time.
458
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,208
Big time, yeah.
459
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,095
Anyway, gotta get this 'skrat
back to the 2-3.
460
00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:19,869
Frank!
461
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,062
-[car honks]
-[tires screech]
462
00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:24,040
You gotta talk to Dolores, man.
463
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,316
Yeah. I'm there now.
464
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,489
♪
465
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:36,235
Well, she is Maya's
problem now.
466
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,888
Is she gone?
I'm exhausted.
467
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,164
Yeah. But I've got
two others
468
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,000
so let's get while
the gettin' is good.
469
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,167
[phone chimes]
470
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,228
Damnit.
471
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,230
Rick passed on the Kirkland
Street property.
472
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,172
[Dispatch] Truck 8.
473
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,008
Report of the bear's return
to the hot tub.
474
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,493
Repeat, the bear
is in the bubbles.
475
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,919
Truck 8 responding.
476
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:57,098
[Patel] This bear is living
a better life than us?
477
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,226
[knocking on door]
478
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:02,928
Emily. Hey.
479
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,505
I came here to apologize
in person
480
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,415
but now I realize
I'm just cornering you.
481
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:09,268
You don't have to apologize.
My ear fell off my head.
482
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:10,770
You probably had the
appropriate reaction.
483
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:11,771
[laughs]
484
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,865
Well, thank you for being
so cool about it.
485
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,425
I... I really am sorry.
486
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,243
Accepted.
487
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,355
I sense there's something else
on your mind?
488
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:24,691
The budget report format.
I just... I can't even...
489
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:27,879
City paperwork's a beast.
Let's get you harmonious.
490
00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:28,621
Oh...
491
00:17:28,623 --> 00:17:29,438
Huh?
492
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,123
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
493
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,216
[pans clattering]
494
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,469
-Humans are coming!
-Humans!
495
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:36,962
[sighs]
496
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,631
He must've hightailed it.
497
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:39,557
Oh yeah.
498
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,542
You can see his tracks
going down to the woods.
499
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:42,209
Huh.
500
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,880
Look at that steam.
A perfect 98 degrees I bet.
501
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,025
[water bubbling]
502
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,319
[sighs]
I have to say...
503
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,080
it's everything I thought
it would be.
504
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,248
Yeah. This is nice
and we deserve it.
505
00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:06,233
Especially after
the day we've had.
506
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:07,126
Yeah.
507
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:08,494
Hey, listen.
508
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,589
I'm sorry that I was that
annoying person without kids
509
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,317
who thinks they know anything
about parenting.
510
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:15,167
I don't.
511
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,761
You actually did okay
with Addy.
512
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,155
You rode the bull
for almost 10 minutes.
513
00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:20,489
But then I locked her
in a kennel.
514
00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:22,266
Well, she bucked you
at the end.
515
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:23,659
She bucked you real hard.
516
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:24,660
She's a demon.
517
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,062
Mmhmm.
518
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:29,423
[sighs] Let me
ask you something.
519
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,349
Do you have any interest
520
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:33,319
in a mixed use warehouse
on Kirkland Avenue?
521
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,340
What was that?
Did you say something?
522
00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:40,025
I'm just... I'm struggling
to hear you over the bubbles.
523
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:42,036
I'll just chill over here.
524
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:46,582
Hey.
525
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:47,700
Hey.
526
00:18:48,202 --> 00:18:50,944
So, um... we cool?
527
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:51,778
Yeah.
528
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,373
'Cause you know
last night was...
529
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,375
Oh. Yeah, no.
We're cool.
530
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,094
It was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
531
00:18:59,030 --> 00:18:59,953
It was.
532
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:03,290
Yeah. Okay well,
I'm gonna, uh...
533
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,384
I'm gonna let you bask
in the afterglow.
534
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,627
[laughs]
535
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:07,395
Okay.
536
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:08,554
Okay.
537
00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:09,372
See you.
538
00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:10,148
Yeah.
539
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,061
You are in an afterglow, right?
540
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,155
Frank, are you trying
to find out
541
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:18,990
if I enjoyed
our night together?
542
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,232
[laughs]
543
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,218
Do you want the truth?
544
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,720
Oh. I don't know if
it sounds like I do.
545
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:28,391
Sometimes people just aren't
a good fit, you know, sexually.
546
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:34,897
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Okay. Um...
547
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,174
Well, if you,
if you had to, uh...
548
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,175
B-minus.
549
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,159
Why did you think I would want
a letter grade?
550
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:40,344
It's not a big deal.
551
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,163
No. No, it's not.
It's not.
552
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:44,590
I assume it was just average
for you too?
553
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,502
Mmhmm. Yeah. A-minus.
554
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:49,912
Hmm.
555
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:53,065
Okay. Well, um, I'm gonna...
556
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:54,417
Yeah.
557
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,252
See what's over here.
558
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:57,361
Okay, bye Frank.
559
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,107
Hey. So did you talk it out?
You all good?
560
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,350
Good? No.
561
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:06,287
And, apparently, my penis
needs to go to summer school.
562
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,165
[laughing]
563
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,527
You know, I was intimidated
to meet you
564
00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:15,621
'cause everyone speaks
about you as this great boss
565
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:18,107
and I'm, like, at best,
a work in progress.
566
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,200
Oh, I bet you're doing better
than you think.
567
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,962
I don't know, uh... maybe.
568
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,556
Come on.
Actualization is afoot.
569
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:26,891
Seize the day.
570
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,118
That momentum,
keep it rolling. Okay?
571
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,043
[laughs]
Okay, alright.
572
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:31,103
You're gonna be good.
573
00:20:31,639 --> 00:20:33,189
Thank you, Rick.
574
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:36,025
Bye.
575
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,160
[vomiting]
576
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:57,296
♪