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[yelling and chanting]

2
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thanks. Sorry.

3
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Good luck.

4
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You couldn't find
a bigger rat?

5
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Ah!

6
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Exciting day.
What's happening?

7
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I was doing crowd control

8
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when that huge balloon rat
spooked my horse.

9
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Well, I'm a bit of
a horse whisperer,

10
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so I'll talk to her.

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She better hurry up.
Breakfast ends at 10:00.

12
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It's a joke.

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Ah!

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Hi, Officer.

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Wow. Ok.

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Even for someone your size,
that is a lot of granola.

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Alright. Good job.

18
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Alright, you stopped.

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That's impressive.

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Yeah. I grew up
with horses.

21
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No, man.

22
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They got a crepe station
and a waffle bar!

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Why don't you come on
over here.

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[Frank] Here you go.

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I'll get you back
to the truck.

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[snorts]

27
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No?

28
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Well, she's either still
afraid of that huge rat

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or very anti-union.

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You want me to go outside
and deflate the rat?

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Shred, as much as I'd like
to see you get your ass kicked

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by a bunch of economically
strapped culinary workers...

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[yelling and chanting]

34
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I think we need to find
another way out of here.

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Officer Shaw and Officer
Wilbur exiting the building.

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Shred, if you're outside,
take pictures.

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I look... awesome.

38
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[theme song]

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♪

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♪

41
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I think I'm gonna
break up with Camila.

42
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What are you
talking about?

43
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I just keep thinking
about Emily

44
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and it's not fair to Camila,
so we have to break up.

45
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Next vacation day I get,

46
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I'm flying to Europe and
I'm gonna do it in person.

47
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It's the honorable thing.

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Honorable, rash, insanely
expensive and, uh,

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I'm not sure
you have the time.

50
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Why wouldn't I have
enough time?

51
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Emily asked about you.

52
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Oh, my god!
What did she say?

53
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She said she was interested.

54
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What?! And then what
did you say?!

55
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I told her you were
with Camila.

56
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And then what did
she say?!

57
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Seriously, let go of my arm.

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Ok. Sorry.

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I said you were totally
into Camila

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and that she should go
on a date with Rick

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because he asked her
to dinner... in Canada.

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What?! Rick?! Canada?!

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She was just asking if she
should even go out with him.

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Well, thanks to you,
now the clock's ticking

65
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and I have to tell Emily
how I feel.

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Well, just tell her!

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Frank! I can't make
a move on Emily

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before I've broken up
with Camila!

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It wouldn't be honorable.

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What is this, feudal Japan?

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Just call her and then
talk to Emily.

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I have to look Camila in
the eyes when I do it, Frank.

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You sound like
a serial killer.

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Just call her!

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Shred, come here.

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Hey.

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Hey, do you want to see
something extremely cute?

78
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Always.

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Ok. This little girl
sent me a letter

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asking for a unicorn license.

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This is like exactly
what I would have done

82
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when I was little.

83
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That's adorable.

84
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I know. She wants to
keep it in her backyard.

85
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You should write her back
on official stationary.

86
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That is an amazing idea.

87
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Yeah. And maybe like put
glitter inside the envelope.

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[gasps] Yes!

89
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Wait, were you also
once a little girl

90
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with a unicorn obsession?

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[laughs]

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You were.

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I have to make a quick
FaceTime call.

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Ok.

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Oh, good lord.

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Did you wipe the bike
down after?

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I always do, come on.

98
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Cause there's often a puddle.

99
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Buddy, you're not gonna be
able to bring me down today.

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I'm riding so high.

101
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I got a full night's sleep
for the first time in 11 years.

102
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Don't let your endorphins
cloud how not ok that outfit is.

103
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Yeah, it's a micro-aggression.

104
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All three kids slept
through the night.

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I mean, I don't wanna jinx
this thing, but maybe I will.

106
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I'm whipping this bitch
called parenthood

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and there's no looking back.

108
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Next!

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Maybe next you should
have a quick rinse.

110
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Yeah? Or maybe I should
do this.

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Oh!

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Now you're gonna have
to wipe that down

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and the plant.

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Hey, everyone,
I have some...

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um, some sad news.
C-38 died.

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Oh my god, really?

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[Emily] Yeah.

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The cougar?
What happened?

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From the stills
form the trail camera

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it seems like natural causes,

121
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but they've asked if we can
come pick up the body.

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I'll get him.

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I'll come with you.

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Alright. Good luck guys.

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I'll just be here
crushing it.

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You should shower, please.

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It's what C-38
would have wanted.

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[FaceTime chimes]

129
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[exhales]

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Shred! What's up, bro?

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Cole? What are you doing
with Camila's phone?

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Ah, dude, she left it
in the lodge.

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She's up on the mountain.
Why, what's up?

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Where are you right now?

135
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Seattle. Hey, can you have
her call me back?

136
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It's kind of important, man.

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Totally, dude.

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Cool.

139
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Yo, what's Seattle like?

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I'm sorry, Cole, I actually
gotta, I gotta jump, man.

141
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,876
Yeah, Austria is
weird man.

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The snow is like
total concrete.

143
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Alright, just have her,
just have her call me.

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Ok.

145
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Ok.

146
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There he is.

147
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What are you doing?

148
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I'm covering the camera.

149
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I want you to be able
to mourn in private.

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I'm fine.

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Come on, Frank.

152
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You guys had a really
special connection.

153
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You literally risked your
job to save that animal.

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I have tissues, I think.

155
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I'm good.

156
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You can just help me get
him in the truck.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna give
you a moment alone with him.

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I'll be right here.

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Victoria...

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Are you crying?

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No. Will you help?

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I'm sorry.

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Help me.

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I thought you were crying.

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Right, and I'm the one
with the emotional issues.

167
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Ok, I'll just
do this by myself.

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[Rick] Oh, that's perfect!
Maybe add a rainbow.

169
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Ok, what is it with you
and rainbows?

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That's four now.
It's crazy.

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Hey! Party's
in here I guess.

172
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Oh, Shred.
Rick had the best idea.

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Oh, it's not
really anything.

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It's just an add-on to
your awesome letter idea.

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Yeah, well there's
no I in unicorn.

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Except for the one.

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We're making an actual
unicorn license for Sophie

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and then I'm gonna
take it to her house

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and present it to her.

180
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That's amazing.
I love that.

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Rick, what are you doing
here in the office?

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I just stopped by
to say hi.

183
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Drop off some coffees.

184
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That is your jam.
I love it.

185
00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:29,721
Hey, I'm gonna go on a
bagel run for the office.

186
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Anyone want anything?

187
00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,557
Wait, you're doing
a bagel run?

188
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Yeah. Are you ok?

189
00:06:33,877 --> 00:06:34,801
Is this about C-38?

190
00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,061
Do you guys want
bagels or not?

191
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I will take a blueberry.

192
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No.

193
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Plain.

194
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:40,899
I'll just do like a...

195
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[in unison]
Poppyseed.

196
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No!

197
00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:43,384
Are you kidding me?

198
00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,644
No one likes poppyseed!

199
00:06:44,721 --> 00:06:45,595
Did you hear that?

200
00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:46,646
Hey, Frank,

201
00:06:46,982 --> 00:06:48,481
you're getting all these
bagels for the whole office

202
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and probably some orange
juice, I'm guessing.

203
00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:52,318
Do you think you
need somebody

204
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to help you carry
all that?

205
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Good call.

206
00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:55,080
Yeah.

207
00:06:55,323 --> 00:06:57,231
Does... does Rick
seem logical?

208
00:06:57,309 --> 00:06:58,808
Just cause everyone else
here is providing

209
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a professional service.

210
00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:02,479
Uh, nope. I need Rick
on sparkle duty.

211
00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:04,481
Oh, that's coming
from the top, my friend.

212
00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:06,483
Can't do anything
about that.

213
00:07:06,485 --> 00:07:08,093
Alright, Shred.
Let's go.

214
00:07:08,487 --> 00:07:09,094
Ok.

215
00:07:09,337 --> 00:07:10,278
Ok, let's get
serious here.

216
00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,264
Ok, let's get serious
with another rainbow!

217
00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:19,162
You took me out of the picture
with a bagel run?

218
00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:20,939
Why don't you just get them
a hotel room together?

219
00:07:21,016 --> 00:07:22,499
You know what, I'm out.
I'm out of the triangle.

220
00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:24,017
You can't get out
of the triangle.

221
00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:25,001
You made the triangle.

222
00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:26,336
Oh, just call Camila!

223
00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:27,112
I tried.

224
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,022
This guy named Cole
answered the phone.

225
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He took my message

226
00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:31,283
but he's had a bunch
of concussions.

227
00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:33,535
Shocker. Why don't
you call her back?

228
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Calling her back.

229
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[FaceTime chimes]

230
00:07:40,109 --> 00:07:40,959
[exhales]

231
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Shred! What's up, dude?

232
00:07:42,854 --> 00:07:46,523
Hey, Cole, you still have
Camila's phone.

233
00:07:46,525 --> 00:07:47,615
[Cole] I forgot to give it
back to her, dude.

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00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:48,541
That is my bad.

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[Shred] I really need
to talk to her, bud,

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so if you could give it back
to her, I'd appreciate it.

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I am on a weird Austrian bus
all by myself right now,

238
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but I will give it
back to her.

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Thanks, man.

240
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Yeah, dude.
No worries.

241
00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:01,730
I'll talk to you soon, bro.

242
00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:04,983
Cole seems solid.

243
00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:07,969
Hi, I'm Emily
from Animal Control.

244
00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:09,229
Hi, did you get my letter?

245
00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:13,975
I did and I have something
very special to give you.

246
00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:15,552
Thank you so much
for doing this.

247
00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:16,310
Are you kidding?

248
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,829
It's the best part
of my job.

249
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,239
That's my cat, Olive.

250
00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:21,148
That's my cat, Monkey.

251
00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:22,225
[meows]

252
00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:24,836
And that's my cat
French Fry, the white one.

253
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He's asthmatic.

254
00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:27,339
Oh, French Fry.

255
00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:31,584
Ok, Sophie, this certificate
is giving you permission

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to keep exactly one unicorn
in your backyard

257
00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:36,330
as long as you follow

258
00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:39,425
all of the official animal
control unicorn keeping rules.

259
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Thank you.

260
00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,579
I'd also like to present you

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with the official Animal
Control regulation binder

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which is filled
with all of the rules

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00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:48,360
that we follow
every single day

264
00:08:48,436 --> 00:08:50,420
to take care of
the city's animals.

265
00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:51,604
All the rules?

266
00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:52,656
And the subsections too.

267
00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:55,850
Oh, thank you, Sophie.

268
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:56,701
[meows]

269
00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:57,761
[Donna] Oh, look.

270
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,946
Elmer is here for
the great news as well.

271
00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:02,023
Oh, you guys have
a fourth cat.

272
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:02,874
Mmhmm.

273
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,286
Can I just take a quick peek
at that binder?

274
00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:08,964
Check something
about four cats...

275
00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:14,052
Hey! How'd it go
with the unicorn girl?

276
00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,870
Um, well I gave her
the license

277
00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:18,056
and then I robbed her
of her innocence

278
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,465
by taking away her cat.

279
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,784
Why would you do that?

280
00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:24,563
Well, you know, section 12,
subsection 17a, article V.

281
00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,472
"Private residences
may have up to,

282
00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:28,733
"but not in excess
of three cats."

283
00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:30,051
And Sophie had four.

284
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,053
Sophie had a choice
of what cat had to go.

285
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,130
So... Sophie's choice.

286
00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:34,981
[Shred laughs]

287
00:09:35,058 --> 00:09:35,799
Great movie.

288
00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:36,741
Yeah, I like it.

289
00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:39,319
[meows]

290
00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:39,986
Thanks.

291
00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:41,137
Hey, are you ok?

292
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:44,974
I'm sorry Rick's idea
went so horribly.

293
00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,826
Empanadas, everyone.

294
00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:47,902
Yeah.

295
00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,512
Oh, I'm still full
from bagels

296
00:09:49,514 --> 00:09:50,997
but I could have
an empanada.

297
00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,924
Everybody dig in.
They're on me.

298
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,092
Wait, did you say,
“they're on me?”

299
00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:54,759
Yeah.

300
00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:55,652
I'm just gonna say it,

301
00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:56,669
I'm really worried
about you.

302
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,655
Hey, can we not judge
his grieving process?

303
00:09:58,657 --> 00:09:59,598
Thank you.

304
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:00,506
Is this spinach,
you think?

305
00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:01,658
Espinaca.

306
00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:03,584
You've just had like no
reaction to C-38's death

307
00:10:03,662 --> 00:10:06,253
and I want you to know
that it's ok to let it out.

308
00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:09,274
I saw him in person once
and I feel attached.

309
00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:11,276
You remember when
we saw him together?

310
00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:11,610
Yeah.

311
00:10:11,761 --> 00:10:12,593
Yeah.

312
00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,446
I apologize for not
breaking down more.

313
00:10:14,522 --> 00:10:17,340
And doing two separate
food runs.

314
00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:20,360
Still no thank yous,
by the way.

315
00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,453
[all] Thank you!

316
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,528
Too late.

317
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,956
I just feel like you need
something to help you

318
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:25,940
process your grief.

319
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,016
No, I don't.

320
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:28,960
That cougar was arguably
your best friend.

321
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,354
It wasn't a person.
It was a wild animal.

322
00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:34,023
And animals literally
die every second.

323
00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:34,799
It's nature.

324
00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:37,052
So, for the last time,
I'm fine.

325
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,787
Oh, I've got an idea.

326
00:10:39,865 --> 00:10:42,432
I hate to say this, but
I'm gonna call Templeton.

327
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,312
[bagpipes humming]

328
00:10:47,314 --> 00:11:02,385
♪

329
00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,620
♪

330
00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,486
Thank you, Templeton

331
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:14,747
and thank you Victoria
for bringing us all together

332
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:19,585
to celebrate the life of
our beloved cougar, C-38.

333
00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:22,013
We will all feel his absence
for a long time

334
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:25,742
as we struggle to imagine
a Seattle without him.

335
00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:28,594
[drumming sounds]

336
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,079
Sorry, are there drums?

337
00:11:30,081 --> 00:11:30,855
Guys!

338
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,358
Hey! Keep it down.

339
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:36,343
It's the wrong soundtrack
for a funeral.

340
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,922
Diminishes the haunting
beauty of my Kilberry.

341
00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:41,849
Ok, where was I? Um...

342
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:42,942
She's so clumsy.

343
00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:44,185
[Emily] Oh, no...

344
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,945
Like a newborn foal.

345
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:48,431
You know what?
I can do it without...

346
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:53,027
C-38 lived a long life
for a cat,

347
00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:55,714
'cause 12 years for
a human would be,

348
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,123
like, really tragic.

349
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,759
Ah, but you know,
pivoting from that

350
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,430
he was... special to us all.

351
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,951
Would anyone else like
to say a few words?

352
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:08,785
Frank?

353
00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:09,469
I'm good.

354
00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:13,898
Ok. Well, then Jack,
would you do us the honors?

355
00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:16,050
Color Party, attention.

356
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:17,551
[grunts]

357
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:18,795
Shoulder arms.

358
00:12:18,797 --> 00:12:20,346
[grunts]

359
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:24,058
Squad, regimental salute.
Present arms.

360
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,559
[grunts]

361
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,303
[Patel] Oh, they're
using the net guns.

362
00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:28,137
Wow.

363
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,822
Squad, shoulder arms.

364
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:30,957
[grunts]

365
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,832
[drumming]

366
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,150
Are you kidding me?

367
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,652
[Victoria] Hey, Frank, um...

368
00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:43,987
Frank, you don't have to...

369
00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:45,154
Oh, boy.

370
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:46,489
Hey!

371
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:49,267
Do you not see that there's
a funeral 30 feet from here?

372
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,494
Could this completely
out of sync noise pollution

373
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:53,679
have waited
until we were gone?

374
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,356
Uh... uh...

375
00:12:57,836 --> 00:13:02,429
[drumming continues]

376
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:03,356
Hey, man!

377
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:04,431
[crashing]

378
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,618
How many bongo trophies
do you guys have?

379
00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:08,678
There's one!

380
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,529
Frank!

381
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:11,180
Now it sounds better,
I guarantee it.

382
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:12,624
[Frank] There you go!

383
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,125
That stupid...

384
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,425
That may not be entirely
about the drums.

385
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,955
[Emily] This is turning
into a day.

386
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,383
Frank falling apart.
I confiscated that cat.

387
00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,201
It's just, Sophie loves
rules so much,

388
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,812
I felt like it would be
confusing for her

389
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,538
to break my own regulations.

390
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,206
It feels like it was
kind of my fault,

391
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,708
the license was my idea.

392
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:39,892
No.

393
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,545
[chuckles] Love that
accountability, Rick.

394
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:44,638
I'm just totally gonna
have French Fry nightmares.

395
00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:45,490
I guess this whole thing

396
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:46,991
has sort of turned
into a nightmare.

397
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,885
You were doing what
you thought was right.

398
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:51,037
Yeah, I think I messed up.

399
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,723
Maybe on this one,

400
00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:55,224
we don't follow
the rules.

401
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,893
I like where you're going.

402
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,336
Mind if I plus that idea?

403
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,154
Maybe there's a loophole
on this one.

404
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,898
Households can't have
more than three cats,

405
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,092
but what if it wasn't
a cat?

406
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,736
Oh, my god.

407
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:07,828
Oh, my god, so good.

408
00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:08,421
Right?

409
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:08,680
So good!

410
00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:09,347
Yes!

411
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,515
Are we thinking the same?

412
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:11,090
-Yes!
-Oh, my god.

413
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,517
You the man!

414
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,685
Guys, what's so good?

415
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,671
[Emily] I took French Fry
from you this morning

416
00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:19,340
and that was not
very nice.

417
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,692
Though she was just
following protocol.

418
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:21,842
Right.

419
00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:25,179
But when I took French Fry
to Animal Control,

420
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:27,532
something magical happened.

421
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,515
What?

422
00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:30,034
[both gasps]

423
00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:33,613
French Fry turned
into a caticorn.

424
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:36,207
So now you have
three cats

425
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,710
and a magical caticorn,

426
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:42,271
and that's not in violation
of any Seattle code.

427
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:42,863
No.

428
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:43,956
It's just all so magical.

429
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:44,790
Yeah.

430
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,384
I love him.
Thank you.

431
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:53,874
♪

432
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:56,710
Okay, don't get
too wasted, Carol.

433
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,212
Oh, man.
I need a drink.

434
00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,473
It's open bar.
Collette's treat.

435
00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:02,808
Uh... no, no, no.
I said I got the first round.

436
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,143
That's it. That's it.

437
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,070
Thirty year-old scotch,
can you cancel that, please?

438
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,281
And the queso starter.
Thank you.

439
00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:11,968
Everything cool with you?

440
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,970
Long day. I just had
a bunch of neuter jobs.

441
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,397
Mm. I got fixed
a month ago.

442
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,657
You're doing
the Lord's work.

443
00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:21,419
[Patel] I'm at the top of both
my parenting and sex game

444
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:22,403
but more kids?

445
00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:24,964
It's a good thing
I can't have them.

446
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,986
So, uh, which one
do I blow into?

447
00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:31,512
[flirtatious laughter]

448
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:35,558
This one.
I'll show you.

449
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,646
[bagpipes humming]

450
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:44,275
That's lovely.
What is that?

451
00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:47,445
The opening bars
of Sexual Healing.

452
00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:48,354
I'll be right back.

453
00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:49,489
Okay.

454
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:50,949
Hey.

455
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:51,265
Hey.

456
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,283
Hi.

457
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,601
Um, I actually wanted to talk
to you about something

458
00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:55,787
when you get a second.

459
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:57,847
I think I have a second
right now.

460
00:15:57,849 --> 00:15:59,773
Well, now's not good,
actually.

461
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:00,458
Soon.

462
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,776
Soon will be good
but not now.

463
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:03,711
Ok.

464
00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:05,630
There he is!

465
00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:09,450
Oh.

466
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:10,510
Bye.

467
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,879
[glass clinking]

468
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:16,290
Everybody, could you
bring it in?

469
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,142
I should probably address
the elephant in the room.

470
00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:20,036
Hey, uh-nah.
We're off the clock here.

471
00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:21,479
[crowd laughs]

472
00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:25,374
Sorry about those bongos
I almost hit you with, Jack.

473
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:26,150
Mmhmm.

474
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,486
I obviously lost
my mind earlier

475
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:32,231
and though drum circles
and hippies are a scourge,

476
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,475
my behavior
was not warranted.

477
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,997
This is weird, but
I looked up to C-38.

478
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,223
I mean, if he were here,

479
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,892
he'd kill most of us
who couldn't run fast.

480
00:16:42,894 --> 00:16:43,984
Sorry, Patel.

481
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,003
He had a set
of steak knives

482
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,005
at the end of each
of his paws.

483
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,215
So cool.

484
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,418
You know, I always
kind of looked at him

485
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:56,422
as a beautiful, lone wolf
who was a cougar.

486
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,266
Yeah, it's getting away
from me.

487
00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:01,519
I'm gonna miss him.

488
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,672
[phone rings]

489
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,599
Oh, I'm so sorry.

490
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,050
I'm really sorry, Frank!

491
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,403
Hey, Camila. Let me...

492
00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,104
Let me just get
somewhere quiet.

493
00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:14,440
Let's raise a glass
to C-38, shall we?

494
00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:15,199
Yes!

495
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:16,200
[all] To C-38!

496
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,593
[Frank] Next round is
on me, guys.

497
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:18,652
Nothing top-shelf.

498
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:19,537
[voice] Thanks Frank.

499
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:21,205
Oh, no.

500
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,207
Oh, Patel...

501
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:24,617
I'm sorry, I should
have warned you

502
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,377
my toasts have been known
to bring the house down.

503
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,629
It's not your words.
It's my life.

504
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,440
Maya's pregnant.

505
00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:33,626
[Victoria] How?
You got a vasectomy.

506
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,178
One in 1,000 don't take.

507
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,473
I'm one in 1,000.

508
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,118
This is good news, buddy.

509
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,102
Absolutely.

510
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,147
It's a blessing.
Excuse me.

511
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,735
[Camila] Shred, hey,
guess what?

512
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:51,811
What?

513
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:53,738
[Camila] My whole family
came into town.

514
00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:54,980
They surprised me
at the race.

515
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:55,823
Amazing!

516
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,800
Hey, do you have
a second?

517
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,893
There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.

518
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,228
What's up?

519
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,638
I'm more nervous
than I thought I'd be.

520
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,639
Oh, my god. Mama...

521
00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:06,084
[speaking in Spanish]

522
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,494
Camila, I care
about you so much,

523
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:09,812
but being apart
has been harder than

524
00:18:09,814 --> 00:18:10,904
I thought it would be

525
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,757
and this could be the biggest
mistake of my life,

526
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,259
but I think we
should break up.

527
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:22,158
You're handling this
with incredible grace.

528
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,326
Is this how you tell me?

529
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,751
Ok, spotty reception.

530
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:25,919
I can't believe this.

531
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,330
I wish I didn't have
to do it like this,

532
00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:30,024
in front of your entire
family and... Cole.

533
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:31,592
[Cole] What's up, dude?

534
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,944
[Camila] This is about
Emily, isn't it?

535
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,170
No. I... I
wouldn't do that.

536
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,781
Nothing's happened yet.
I'm honorable.

537
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:39,008
Es stupido!

538
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,435
Oh, she spit right
on the camera.

539
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,788
And you also suck
as a snowboarder.

540
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:46,457
Wait, Camila! Camila!

541
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:51,187
This probably isn't
a redial situation.

542
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:52,446
[Templeton] Probably not.

543
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:54,006
[Dolores]
Yeah, definitely not.

544
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,525
[laughter]

545
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:59,137
[bagpipes humming]

546
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:02,265
[laughter and bagpipes hum]

547
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:09,555
Hey.

548
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,464
Hey.

549
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,482
Wanna buy a boat?

550
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:12,708
Yeah.

551
00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:13,985
What did you do
to your hand?

552
00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:15,987
Oh, snagged it
on a snare drum

553
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:16,988
that I threw
into the woods.

554
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,731
Did you disinfect it?

555
00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:19,732
Yes.

556
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,384
With a filthy poncho.

557
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:22,551
You're an idiot.

558
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,536
Absolutely.

559
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,499
Thank you for today.

560
00:19:28,576 --> 00:19:29,542
Sure.

561
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,744
Really.

562
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,045
Anytime.

563
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,256
Really.

564
00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:39,251
[Patel] Why am I so fertile?!

565
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,252
[vomiting]

566
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:40,736
Oh, no.

567
00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:41,429
Oh, boy.

568
00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:43,906
I should help him.

569
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:45,424
Yeah, I'm gonna
help him.

570
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:46,392
Yeah.

571
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:51,096
Ok, buddy, let's
get you back inside.

572
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:52,356
[Patel] One in 1,000.

573
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,507
Yeah.

574
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:55,434
Ok, well you still
owe me a dinner date,

575
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:57,420
so don't think I forgot
about that.

576
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,513
I think I shot a little
low last time.

577
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,532
Uh, Paris? Let's do...
well Paris.

578
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:02,608
Yeah, you know,

579
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:05,870
that just feels like a second
date type of a thing.

580
00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:07,705
Well, you pick the place.

581
00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:09,373
I'll go anywhere.

582
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,935
Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Have you seen Emily?

583
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:15,529
No, but have you seen this?

584
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:16,964
Oh.

585
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,008
I can't...

586
00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,382
♪ As I was a goin' over

587
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,309
♪ the cork and
Kerry mountains ♪

588
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,219
♪ I met with captain Farrell

589
00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:41,297
♪ and his money
he was counting ♪

590
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,315
♪ I first produced me pistol

591
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:44,967
♪ and then I threw
me rapier ♪

592
00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:46,635
♪ I said “stand and deliver”

593
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:48,821
♪ for you are
the grand deceiver ♪

594
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:51,415
♪ Mush-a ring dumb-a do
dumba-a da♪

595
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:54,568
♪ Whack fall me daddy-o,
whack fall me daddy-o ♪

596
00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:56,737
♪ There's a whiskey
in the jar ♪

597
00:20:56,814 --> 00:21:00,174
[cheering]

598
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,553
Oh, no, no, no.
We're good.

599
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,842
Uh-oh. Shred.

600
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,060
Hey.

601
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,438
How's the love life?

602
00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:15,514
Not good.

603
00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:17,191
I'm sorry, partner.
Let me get you a drink.

604
00:21:20,004 --> 00:21:21,337
What did you call me?

605
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,095
Hm?

606
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,264
You said "partner".

607
00:21:24,342 --> 00:21:25,691
Tell anyone
and I'll kill you.

608
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,202
Well, I won't... partner.

609
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:31,572
Let me get a blueberry mojito.

610
00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:32,999
Make that two.

611
00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:35,251
He's drinking both.