1 00:00:00,909 --> 00:00:02,576 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:04,486 [Shred] Our shift ends in five minutes. 3 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:06,171 I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner. 4 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,247 Don't do it, you'll jinx us. 5 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:08,507 You order food, we'll get another call. 6 00:00:08,901 --> 00:00:12,569 You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right? 7 00:00:12,571 --> 00:00:13,178 But you can't. 8 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:14,404 Nah, I'm too hungry. 9 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:17,332 Complete my order with spring rolls? 10 00:00:17,409 --> 00:00:18,350 I'd be a fool not to. 11 00:00:18,668 --> 00:00:20,761 Just wait. We're a mile away from the precinct. 12 00:00:20,913 --> 00:00:21,979 Send. 13 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:26,416 And the world didn't end. 14 00:00:26,418 --> 00:00:28,027 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 15 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:30,604 A neighbor reported an unattended barking dog. 16 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,031 12 Grove Place. 17 00:00:32,107 --> 00:00:33,365 Ok, I'm really sorry-- 18 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:36,760 Ah-ah-ah-ah let's just enjoy this beautiful, horrible moment 19 00:00:36,762 --> 00:00:38,328 of me being right. 20 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:41,874 [doorbell rings] 21 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,417 [Woman] Hey, guys. Come on in. 22 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,421 [dance music playing] 23 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,216 It's a little late for a children's party. 24 00:00:51,293 --> 00:00:54,778 Oh, it is not that. This is something else. 25 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,613 It's a furry party. 26 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:58,115 [barking] 27 00:00:58,117 --> 00:00:59,283 Hey, can I help you? 28 00:00:59,285 --> 00:01:00,801 Oh goodness, I certainly hope not. 29 00:01:00,803 --> 00:01:02,227 Are you the pony in charge? 30 00:01:02,304 --> 00:01:03,062 Yeah. 31 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,137 We got a dog complaint. 32 00:01:04,214 --> 00:01:05,213 Hey man, I just got here. 33 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:06,807 Uh, the one not in leather. 34 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:07,791 [barking] 35 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,068 Yeah, that's Dexter. 36 00:01:09,144 --> 00:01:10,402 I had to put him outside, he was humping everyone. 37 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:13,847 Yeah, I can see how that could create a weird sexual energy. 38 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:14,740 Yeah. 39 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:18,410 Sir, please don't make me put you in a crate. 40 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,637 Hey guys, he's gonna put me in a crate! 41 00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:22,139 [cheering] 42 00:01:22,141 --> 00:01:22,806 [chanting] Crate! Crate! Crate! 43 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,157 This is getting away from us. 44 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:25,733 Alright, here's what we're gonna do. 45 00:01:25,811 --> 00:01:26,919 Chipmunk. 46 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:28,087 [barking] 47 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:29,737 Sorry, squirrel by the window. 48 00:01:29,815 --> 00:01:30,981 [continuous barking] 49 00:01:30,983 --> 00:01:32,424 Can you move to another room? 50 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:34,468 [barking] 51 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:38,246 We did it. We solved this problem. 52 00:01:38,324 --> 00:01:40,173 This is why we get up in the morning. 53 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,583 You're on duty. Let's go. 54 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:44,603 [upbeat theme music] 55 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:59,693 ♪ 56 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:08,710 ♪ 57 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,361 Another gift from your secret admirer? 58 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:19,363 Yeah, it's my third one this month. 59 00:02:19,398 --> 00:02:21,623 It's getting serious. What is all that? 60 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,143 There's a card and then there's a bunch of Hokey Pokey 61 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:25,869 and Jaffas and Pineapple Zobs. 62 00:02:25,871 --> 00:02:28,480 Oh! And what is all that? 63 00:02:28,557 --> 00:02:30,649 -Candy... from New Zealand. -Oh. 64 00:02:30,726 --> 00:02:32,133 It's a really lovely basket. 65 00:02:32,211 --> 00:02:33,986 I know, right? It's kind of exciting. 66 00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:36,488 I mean, the gifts are generous and specific 67 00:02:36,565 --> 00:02:38,490 and it hasn't tipped over into stalker territory... 68 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,492 That's a tough balance for a creeper. 69 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:42,977 Unless it's a prank. 70 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:45,055 No, if it was a prank that candy would be full of ketamine 71 00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:46,573 and you'd fail a city drug test. 72 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:49,576 Like I don't have fresh stranger urine in my car. 73 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:51,152 Officer Dudge approaching. 74 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:54,322 Greetings from your big brothers at Precinct 2-3. 75 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,583 Templeton, how is it that you're always here? 76 00:02:56,585 --> 00:02:57,659 All the time. 77 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,494 Do you know where your precinct is? 78 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:00,570 You didn't tell them? 79 00:03:00,572 --> 00:03:01,571 I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid off. 80 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:03,831 Templeton needs someone to ride with him today. 81 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:04,758 [All] No! 82 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:05,684 Oh no. 83 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:06,834 No, no, no, no. 84 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:08,187 Hey, a little compassion. 85 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:11,023 Half my precinct is off with food poisoning, ok? 86 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,192 Yes, we had a little party for Doug last night. 87 00:03:13,268 --> 00:03:15,252 We had a raw bar, and it went room temp on us. 88 00:03:15,254 --> 00:03:17,437 Emily, how do they have a budget for a raw bar? 89 00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:19,180 I don't know that. Um, so who's gonna do it? 90 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,774 Who's gonna ride with Templeton? 91 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:23,017 I can offer an extra vacation day. 92 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:25,278 How about two? Two days. Any takers? 93 00:03:25,355 --> 00:03:26,187 I'll keep going-- 94 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:29,374 Stop... I will be in the truck. 95 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,267 Ok. 96 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,787 Ok, somebody has to take a bullet for this precinct 97 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:35,121 so you need to figure it out. 98 00:03:35,198 --> 00:03:37,274 How about a rock, paper, scissors tournament 99 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:38,775 but loser advances? 100 00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:40,219 I like that. 101 00:03:40,295 --> 00:03:42,629 I'm only throwing scissors. Or am I? 102 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,798 -You throw scissors every time. -Yeah, we know that, dude. 103 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:46,058 Every time. 104 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,059 Yeah, but will I again? 105 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:48,042 -We're saying you will. -You will. 106 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,228 Ok, I'm gonna make this simple. 107 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,212 I need Victoria with me here to do paperwork 108 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,715 so that means, Patel, you are gonna ride with Templeton. 109 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:54,808 Thank you so much. 110 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:57,069 Wait, what? No! That is so autocratic. 111 00:03:57,145 --> 00:03:58,795 I appeal! I appeal! 112 00:03:58,797 --> 00:04:01,615 I appeal oysters, I appeal Templeton, all of this! 113 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:04,985 I did a day with Templeton once. 114 00:04:05,061 --> 00:04:07,153 Three words: Swedish death metal. 115 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:08,655 The only thing worse than his personality 116 00:04:08,657 --> 00:04:10,140 is his taste in music. 117 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:11,083 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 118 00:04:11,493 --> 00:04:13,418 Report of a large tortoise at a narcotics seizure. 119 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,570 Seattle PD requesting assistance. 120 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:18,257 1214 Warburton Avenue. 121 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,150 Crap. That's my brother's precinct. 122 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:21,242 You think he'll be there? 123 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,928 Oh, God hates me, so yes. 124 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:25,155 Which one is it, Paddy, Sean, or Colin? 125 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:27,248 It's Patrick, nobody calls him Paddy. 126 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,767 Except for our priest and they don't speak 127 00:04:28,844 --> 00:04:29,935 since the fist fight. 128 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:31,103 How's he doing since the divorce? 129 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,179 Wait, do I know about that? Should I not say anything? 130 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,440 You know what? Just don't talk at all. 131 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,591 He's always looking for ways to mock me 132 00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:40,186 and your whole deal would prove quite irresistible. 133 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:42,188 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 134 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:45,358 Truck 12 is on it and a little giddy. 135 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,369 I finally get to meet your family. 136 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:54,501 [death metal music playing] 137 00:04:57,205 --> 00:04:57,945 [turns music off] 138 00:04:58,023 --> 00:04:58,964 I can't. I just can't. 139 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:00,690 Gosh. This day's gonna be a delight. 140 00:05:00,692 --> 00:05:02,301 I can't believe they stuck me with you. 141 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,285 Oh, so we're just saying things out loud now? 142 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:05,470 'Cause I am not wild about you, either. 143 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:06,471 I got beef. 144 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:08,456 From when they paired us at the spring picnic. 145 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:09,957 Oh, is this about the three-legged race? 146 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:10,884 That was a year ago! 147 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:13,219 Last place. It was like dragging a corpse. 148 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:15,705 You gotta take shorter strides! I kept telling you! 149 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:16,481 Hey, look at this guy. 150 00:05:16,558 --> 00:05:17,724 He's walking a dog on the beach 151 00:05:18,134 --> 00:05:20,986 right by the sign that says "No walking dogs on the beach." 152 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:22,321 I think he's just looking out at the ocean. 153 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,323 -You don't get it, do you? -Mmm-mmm. 154 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:26,399 Give these sons of bitches an inch, they take a mile. 155 00:05:26,476 --> 00:05:27,233 What? 156 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,385 Excuse me, sir. 157 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:29,578 Did you not see the sign right there? 158 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:34,291 Oh, we got one in the sand. Let's roll! 159 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:36,484 I'm not rolling. 160 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:40,488 Sir, sir! Excuse me, sir! Sir! 161 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,490 -Hey, I finished my reports. -Hey. 162 00:05:42,568 --> 00:05:44,009 There wasn't actually much to do. 163 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:45,344 That's 'cause it was a ruse. 164 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:47,179 I thought we could spend the day solving the mystery 165 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:49,239 of who your secret admirer is. 166 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:52,333 Oh, I love you! Ok, first a confession. 167 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:55,020 I didn't actually finish my reports. 168 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,246 That's fine. 169 00:05:56,615 --> 00:05:58,023 Do you listen to Loose Railing, the true crime podcast? 170 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,006 Because I'm obsessed. 171 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,192 Did the railing do it? 172 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,028 I'm not gonna spoil it for you, but they did solve the crime 173 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,604 by going to the store where the killer got 174 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:06,423 the deer rendering knife. 175 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:07,424 Oh god, that sounds gruesome. 176 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:08,425 It is the best. 177 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,427 Anyways, I thought to myself, I wonder who sells 178 00:06:10,429 --> 00:06:12,746 tasty little New Zealand treats nearby. 179 00:06:12,823 --> 00:06:14,264 Auckland Goodies in Spokane. 180 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:16,266 I did a lot of research and I came up with, 181 00:06:16,268 --> 00:06:17,450 yeah, the exact same thing. 182 00:06:17,527 --> 00:06:19,211 Let's call. 183 00:06:19,287 --> 00:06:21,463 This is what they call an “ice cold call”. 184 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:23,965 [ringing] 185 00:06:25,611 --> 00:06:29,721 Hi. Um, we received a delightful basket of your native candies. 186 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,449 Oh- uh, and we were wondering 187 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:35,185 if you could tell us who bought them. 188 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,397 He's saying he can't tell us. 189 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,732 But I just want to be able to thank them. You understand. 190 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,146 What? 191 00:06:46,465 --> 00:06:47,297 It's an unwritten condition of the sale. 192 00:06:47,299 --> 00:06:48,532 Policy of the store. 193 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:54,654 I'm so sorry, I'm actually-- I'm catching very little. 194 00:06:54,656 --> 00:06:56,063 He's bound by the ethics- 195 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:57,323 -Ethic-- -Ethics. 196 00:06:57,325 --> 00:06:59,084 Bound by the ethics of his trade. 197 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:00,160 -Oh. -He can't help us. 198 00:07:00,236 --> 00:07:01,645 Thanks heaps for your help, see ya. 199 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:02,495 Thank you. 200 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:03,830 That was a dead end. 201 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,650 No, 'cause dead ends are just when you turn the car around. 202 00:07:06,652 --> 00:07:09,319 Loose Railing Season 3 the car chase episode. 203 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:11,671 Sorry, can you understand me when I talk? 204 00:07:11,748 --> 00:07:12,639 What? 205 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:16,726 [laughs] 206 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,772 Here he is, boys. Pack it up. 207 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:24,258 I said “boys” meaning everybody. Don't get on my back, Cheryl. 208 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:25,593 How're you doing, Frank? 209 00:07:25,595 --> 00:07:26,594 Not bad, yourself? 210 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:27,837 Good. 211 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,765 Colleen and I are sorting out the custody stuff, but uh... 212 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:31,524 you still alone? 213 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:33,452 It depends. Is Colleen looking? 214 00:07:33,528 --> 00:07:36,529 Wow, Frank told me you guys play for keeps. 215 00:07:36,606 --> 00:07:38,373 I'm Shred, the partner. 216 00:07:39,201 --> 00:07:40,200 What happened to Rick? 217 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:42,109 He's been gone for like three years. 218 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:43,520 Have you not told him about me? 219 00:07:43,522 --> 00:07:44,296 Where's the turtle? 220 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:46,189 Or did Colleen run off with him, too? 221 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:49,718 Oh, you've gotten real cocky since your growth spurt. 222 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,378 What a majestic creature. 223 00:07:52,455 --> 00:07:54,698 I wonder if he knows his owner was just busted 224 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,457 for selling bricks of heroine. 225 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:59,144 He's a 100-year-old tortoise. He's seen crazy stuff. 226 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,371 And they put him in front of this TV 227 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:03,389 and that is way too much screen time. 228 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:05,317 It's a Galapagos. They're endangered. 229 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,210 Well then how'd he get here? 230 00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:09,237 Transported by a child's wish? 231 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,881 No, Shred, he was smuggled here. 232 00:08:11,883 --> 00:08:13,383 They're not allowed in this country. 233 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:16,219 Ok, I don't know when you're being serious sometimes. 234 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,478 How're we gonna get him outta here? 235 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,223 He's like 300 pounds. Should we get Paddy to help? 236 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:21,816 He was a UCLA rower. 237 00:08:21,893 --> 00:08:23,484 You need to stop Googling my family. 238 00:08:23,486 --> 00:08:25,545 We don't need him. Go get the straps. 239 00:08:26,565 --> 00:08:28,173 [slow clap] 240 00:08:29,693 --> 00:08:31,417 Seattle's finest, folks. 241 00:08:31,494 --> 00:08:34,087 Somewhere in heaven mom is embarrassed as hell for you. 242 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:35,405 That's good stuff. 243 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:37,590 You know it was your divorce that killed her. 244 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:38,758 Keep it moving. 245 00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:40,093 I wanna get out on that sick burn. 246 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:41,335 I don't wanna freak the tortoise out, 247 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:43,170 he's not used to high speeds. 248 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:44,606 [tortoise groans] 249 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,361 [Templeton] You didn't even get out of the truck. 250 00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:50,587 What the hell kind of partner are you? 251 00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:51,437 A temporary one? 252 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:53,698 The kind who's here against his will? 253 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,517 Listen, are you hungry? 'Cause I could eat. 254 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:59,112 Maybe. There's a little spicy chicken place up the street. 255 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:00,205 Katie's Hot Chicken? 256 00:09:00,282 --> 00:09:01,489 You know it? 257 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,100 Know it? I'm the reason there's a warning on the menu. 258 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:06,211 Huh. Let's go. 259 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:09,172 [death metal music plays] 260 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,626 [Shred] Come on, sir. You can do it. 261 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:17,280 Sorry, he's taking his time. He's very old. 262 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,448 We're all set up for him. 263 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,374 We just moved the Bengal tiger cub. 264 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:22,468 What? You have a Bengal tiger? 265 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:23,210 Yep. 266 00:09:23,455 --> 00:09:26,213 Those are also illegal to own. 267 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:28,458 But I don't have to point that out to you 268 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:32,145 since we're both animal people. Where'd you get him? 269 00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:33,721 That I don't know. 270 00:09:33,799 --> 00:09:34,889 Who here would know? 271 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:36,057 That I also don't know. 272 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,059 You're really setting the world on fire, aren't you? 273 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:40,245 Look, I spend most of my days trying not to get bit. 274 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,989 And here he is, the guest of honor. 275 00:09:42,991 --> 00:09:45,733 In his defense I would not be rushing to move from a mansion 276 00:09:45,811 --> 00:09:47,811 into a refuge. 277 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:50,163 I wanna send this to my mom. What's the wifi password? 278 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:51,631 That I don't know, either. 279 00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:55,743 That was weird, right? 280 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,262 That guy totally clammed up when I started asking 281 00:09:57,339 --> 00:09:58,096 about the tiger. 282 00:09:58,414 --> 00:09:59,931 Who doesn't wanna talk about tigers? 283 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:00,915 Tigers are awesome. 284 00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:01,749 I don't know. 285 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,751 He just seemed a little overwhelmed. 286 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,178 Plus, he's not in a great place professionally. 287 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:05,937 Think about it. 288 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:07,755 Two illegal animals in one morning? 289 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,182 Something's off. 290 00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:11,292 Maybe we should go back there and get some answers. 291 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,094 Do a little good cop, dumb cop. 292 00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:15,355 Ok. I love when you get all excited about something 293 00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:16,522 and start walking the edge, 294 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,283 but maybe just let the real cops handle it? 295 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,676 No. The cops are useless. They're probably in on it. 296 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:23,346 What, you mean like a Russian nesting doll of corruption? 297 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:23,938 Exactly. 298 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,031 And it's our jobs 299 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:28,034 to find the tiny little criminal babushka at the centre. 300 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:31,779 [Emily] There's been a development. I've got something. 301 00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:32,705 [Victoria] Whatcha got? 302 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:33,948 A clue. The note. 303 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,208 I don't know why I didn't go there earlier. 304 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:39,137 Look at the cursive “t”. There is a real flourish to it. 305 00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,214 Oh, wow, yeah. That is a fancy “t”. 306 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,475 It's almost erotic. 307 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,459 Who is this mystery man or woman? 308 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:47,294 I don't know, but I think we find out who writes 309 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:50,056 with a sexy “t”, we find our admirer. 310 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,542 Which is why I have this. 311 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:53,485 A get well card. 312 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,486 Exactly. 313 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:55,987 We start our search in the precinct, 314 00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:57,230 get everybody to sign it. 315 00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:59,399 Oh, yes. That is so good. 316 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,307 Oh my gosh! 317 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,218 Ok, so um, who do we say that it's for? 318 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,512 Maybe... uh, Rachel in dispatch? 319 00:11:04,589 --> 00:11:06,072 No, I think she's already in remission. 320 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:07,223 Ah, dammit. 321 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,560 Yeah, I think we missed our window, which is great. 322 00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:13,654 -It's a good thing. -Yeah, glad that she's better. 323 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:14,397 Let's keep thinking, though. 324 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:15,915 Victoria never lets me eat here. 325 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,568 She says my vinegar breath stinks up the truck. 326 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,720 If your car doesn't stink at the end of your shift 327 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,180 have you really done your job? 328 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:23,682 -[phone ringing] -That's exactly right. 329 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:26,184 Hi honey. 330 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:27,668 I've gotta pick her up from dance? 331 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,337 That's all the way across town during rush hour. 332 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,414 [whispers] Busy. 333 00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:33,358 No, no. I do not think it's easy being on bed rest 334 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,342 and watching me do everything. Literally. 335 00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:36,769 No, baby I was just-- that was a joke. 336 00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:38,196 Mmhmm. Yeah. 337 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,031 Just text me and I'll pick up dinner. 338 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,607 Ok. Love you, bye. 339 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,202 Anything for you, my lady. 340 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,595 Sorry. 341 00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:46,596 Oh, don't be sorry. 342 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,265 I'm actually kinda jealous of what you have. 343 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,042 Oh yeah? Which part exactly? 344 00:11:51,119 --> 00:11:54,212 Ah, you know, going home to someone. Kids. 345 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,788 Why don't you have a family? 346 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:57,716 Personal. A little personal. 347 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,775 Sorry, I thought we were bonding. 348 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,276 I thought I'd use this as an opportunity 349 00:12:00,278 --> 00:12:01,869 to find some actual humanity in you, 350 00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:04,222 but, you know, it's fine, maybe there's nothing there. 351 00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:05,372 I had a brutal divorce. 352 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,300 My wife cheated on me with my cousin. 353 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:10,620 Now they have two kids who are my first cousins once removed. 354 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:11,471 Sec- second cousins. 355 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,473 I don't know. They're something. 356 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:14,381 Wow. 357 00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:16,717 Are you kidding me right now? 358 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,611 Ma'am! Ma'am! 359 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:20,480 [Woman] Yeah? 360 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,482 Yeah, you can't run with your dog on the beach. 361 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:24,743 Oh, yeah, no, I know, but this is a medical service dog. 362 00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:26,135 I need to see your license. 363 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,303 Sorry, I forgot it. 364 00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:28,821 Oh, you did. Uh, excuse me... 365 00:12:28,823 --> 00:12:31,641 Uh, oh. Seriously? Ok. Alright. 366 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,492 You're gonna go run? 367 00:12:32,644 --> 00:12:33,476 You're not coming? 368 00:12:33,478 --> 00:12:34,477 No, I'm not coming. 369 00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:35,828 I just told you about my divorce. 370 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,497 You can't play the divorce card! 371 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:39,816 I hear them every summer at the lake house. 372 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:42,761 I'm haunted by the sounds of my cousin's love making. 373 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,988 Ma'am! Ma'am! 374 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,224 Can you please... These boots are not fun to run in, ma'am. 375 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,177 And how do we know that it's not her? 376 00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:52,437 She just tells me everything she does. 377 00:12:52,514 --> 00:12:55,197 Uh, Bettany, we need your help. 378 00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:55,923 [whispers] Anything. 379 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:56,924 We need you to go home sick. 380 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,444 We want everyone to sign a get well card for you. 381 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,503 Ok, you got it. 382 00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,338 That's it? No follow up questions? 383 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,783 Oh, you want me to throw up in a wastebasket or something 384 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:05,675 to sell it? 385 00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:06,359 No. No... 386 00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:07,434 It feels necessary. 387 00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:08,953 -No, don't. -Please don't. Please don't. 388 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,455 You can just go home. 389 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:11,681 Alright, I'm out. 390 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:12,698 Great. 391 00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:13,699 Ok. See ya. 392 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,484 Hey. I talked to the other precincts. 393 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,129 There have been seven illegal animals confiscated 394 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,613 in the last three months. 395 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:22,300 An ocelot in Ballard, a Tonkin monkey in Magnolia, 396 00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:24,527 and a javelina at Rainier Beach. 397 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,045 We have stumbled onto something big. 398 00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:28,364 Also, I'm aware that the yarn forms a pentagram 399 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,701 which I think is unintentional. I think. 400 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,460 Ok. I love this. 401 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:36,147 But I do wonder if maybe you're going a little crazy 402 00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:38,391 based on not a lot of evidence. 403 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,634 I'll have the evidence once I get the background checks 404 00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:42,303 on the owners of these addresses, which means 405 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,564 I have to ask my brother, Patrick, for a favor. 406 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:46,399 In a perfect world I would blackmail him for it 407 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,267 but we don't live in a perfect world. 408 00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:50,403 Patrick? A second chance to make a first impression. 409 00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:51,663 Hey, everyone. 410 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,058 Um, so Bettany had to go home sick and we are getting everyone 411 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,410 in the office to sign this get well card for her. 412 00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:58,227 Shred? 413 00:13:58,246 --> 00:13:59,062 Oh, yeah. 414 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,396 -She's ill. -Oh, she is so... 415 00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:03,258 -Seriously ill. -Oh my gosh. 416 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:05,735 Yeah, no. 417 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,329 No? Sorry, is that not how you spell Pedialite? 418 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:08,863 Frank? 419 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:09,755 Who's Bethany? 420 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,498 Bettany. The receptionist. 421 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,334 I hardly know her. It'd be insincere. 422 00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,745 It's not a legally binding get well card, just sign it, 423 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:16,670 you crotchety loner. 424 00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:17,856 Ok. 425 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:24,571 “Get well, besties for life. Frank Shaw.” 426 00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,515 No. 427 00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:30,017 Oh, and for the record, 428 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:31,427 I had walking pneumonia last year 429 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,329 and you guys didn't do crap. 430 00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:36,599 Stop! Stop! 431 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:40,103 Ok, when we... when we tell you... 432 00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:41,528 There's a... there's a sign! 433 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,364 We are... in uniform. 434 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:44,457 I ate so much chicken, man. 435 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,533 The license is back at my place. What do you wanna do? 436 00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:47,960 Do you wanna wait here and I'll go get it? 437 00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:50,780 We'll wait at Animal Control Precinct 22. 438 00:14:50,782 --> 00:14:53,633 And when you show me the license you get the dog back. 439 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,118 You're kidding. 440 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,469 Oh, man, I don't feel good. 441 00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:57,228 Ok. Come on. 442 00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:58,045 Wait, what? 443 00:14:58,214 --> 00:14:59,288 Hey, you can't take my dog! 444 00:14:59,290 --> 00:14:59,981 What? 445 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,808 I can't believe you took her dog. 446 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,051 We have to send a message. 447 00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,552 You can't just say your pet's a service dog, 448 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,555 look at this ragamuffin. That's no hero. 449 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,556 What happened to you? 450 00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:10,983 [thud] 451 00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:13,819 Hey, did you hear that? Oh, are you ok? 452 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,623 I just got really lightheaded. 453 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,466 Um... what? 454 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,818 Look at this. That's not normal. 455 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,094 That's better. 456 00:15:30,171 --> 00:15:32,338 I'm a diabetic. Usually my watch warns me. 457 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:33,264 Diabetic? 458 00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:36,267 Hey. He's got a blanket, too. 459 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,661 What? Where did that even come from? 460 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:41,664 This guy must be a medical service dog. 461 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:42,682 Oh, you're in big trouble. 462 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:43,349 We. We're partners. 463 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:44,425 No, no, no. You. 464 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,027 I wanted to stay in the truck and eat hot chicken. 465 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:55,328 What's up? 466 00:15:56,364 --> 00:15:57,956 Dad, I didn't expect you to be here. 467 00:15:58,032 --> 00:16:00,199 It's Tony's. Cops get 30 percent off for life. 468 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:01,275 Want me to order you something? 469 00:16:01,536 --> 00:16:03,186 One of your cheeseburgers without the cheese? 470 00:16:03,188 --> 00:16:04,353 He's lactose intolerant. 471 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,130 I'm not intolerant, I just don't like it melted. 472 00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,298 A cheeseburger without the cheese 473 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,615 is a hamburger, numb nuts. 474 00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:10,301 This guy, always with the special orders. 475 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,453 Hey, just shut it, you two. 476 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,381 I heard you collared a perp turtle. 477 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,700 A grateful nation thanks you for your service. 478 00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:18,718 [laughing] 479 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,462 Holy crap. It's Papa Bear. 480 00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,055 I told you to wait in the truck. 481 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,056 Who's this? 482 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,541 I'm Shred, sir. The partner. 483 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:26,467 What happened to Rick? 484 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,820 Have you told no one in your family about me? 485 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,062 Look, I need a favor. 486 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,732 Run a background check for me and I promise 487 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,475 I'll be a character witness at your next custody hearing. 488 00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:36,886 Ok. I'm just gonna need the full name of the kangaroo. 489 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:39,055 [laughing] 490 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:40,239 It's Stephen Peter Flaherty. 491 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,482 Don't! 492 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,060 Don't even. Don't mention Father Flaherty. 493 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,911 Oh, well for me it was the best confirmation ever. 494 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:46,912 Enough! 495 00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:48,397 I'm trying to eat my frickin' cheeseburger 496 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,566 and I got the knucklehead choir going here. 497 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:53,085 Wow, it's like I'm at your kitchen table. 498 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,403 Just run the names, Magnum. 499 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:56,305 You're not a cop anymore. 500 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,226 Stop acting like it. 501 00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:03,579 Dad, how about you? You still got some pull, right? 502 00:17:03,581 --> 00:17:05,172 I can't do it. 503 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,693 Well, actually that's not true. I won't do it. 504 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:09,769 Dad, I wanna thank you 505 00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,530 for being a withholding black hole of negativity. 506 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,847 -Patrick. -Hmm? 507 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:16,259 Everybody knows you lost your gun at a Starbucks last year. 508 00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:17,035 [patrons gasp] 509 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:18,427 That's not true. That's not true. 510 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:19,287 Not true! 511 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,597 You know what, screw those guys. 512 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,432 I can bring this ring down on my own. 513 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,284 All I need is some surveillance equipment. 514 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:28,771 A drone, a ghillie suit for the woods, pulse grenades, 515 00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:29,863 C-4 explosives... 516 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,382 Yeah. Yep, totally. 517 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:33,459 Um, hey, but just to circle back. 518 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:36,203 You may be seeing something that's not there. 519 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:38,205 Oh, it's there. My senses are sharpened. 520 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:38,948 [horn honks] 521 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,058 Oh, I blew a stop sign. Oops. 522 00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:41,225 Ok, yeah. 523 00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:44,378 But um, I-- I have a theory if you're interested. 524 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:46,230 Well, your last theory was that all gum 525 00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:47,565 was the same flavor so no. 526 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:50,793 Ok, well is it possible there isn't some small part of you 527 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,296 that wants to prove to them that you're a real Shaw. 528 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:56,240 A real cop. Like your cousin Denny. 529 00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:57,466 May he rest in peace. 530 00:17:57,802 --> 00:18:00,636 I regret ever telling you anything about my family, 531 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:03,730 and Denny did not go down in a line of duty. 532 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,500 It was autoerotic asphyxiation. 533 00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:07,643 [sighs] 534 00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,903 I really thought the card thing was gonna work. 535 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,757 This is just not cracking like it does on Loose Railing. 536 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,317 I feel bummed. 537 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:15,093 Hmm. 538 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,152 Which is weird for me. 539 00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:23,826 Like, am I looking for romance? Or something special? 540 00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:25,328 [fake vomits] 541 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,162 Are you? 542 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,421 I don't know! Am I? 543 00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:28,439 I don't know. 544 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,182 I'm not ready to give up just yet. 545 00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:31,125 Ok. 546 00:18:31,352 --> 00:18:33,093 Do you wanna get a drink and brainstorm? 547 00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,670 Definitely. 548 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:38,691 Um, actually I have a... I have a little confession to make. 549 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,434 Oh God, it's not you, is it? 550 00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:41,344 No. 551 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:41,953 No? 552 00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:42,954 But... 553 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:43,621 "Oh god"? Really? 554 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:44,864 I'm so sorry. 555 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:48,517 No. I was gonna say I kinda kept you here at the office 556 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,628 'cause I feel like we haven't been hanging out as much. 557 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,355 Like, since Rick I just... 558 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,614 Awe. 559 00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:57,526 That's so cute. I love hanging out. 560 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,211 Are you giving up on whatever weird little Frank project 561 00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:00,454 you've got going on? 562 00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:02,473 Yeah. As they say, it was stupid. 563 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,368 Most things involving yarn usually are. 564 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,369 What happened? 565 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,147 I got myself worked up over nothing... again. 566 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,723 Like when I thought Shred was in Nexium. 567 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:11,649 [giggles] 568 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:15,153 Whatever. How's your get well card scam? 569 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:17,396 I should have figured that you'd see right through that. 570 00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,657 Which means I'm smart enough to hide my real handwriting. 571 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,325 Oh, no... 572 00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:23,736 Do you really think I would do something as obvious 573 00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:26,330 as send you New Zealand snacks? 574 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:27,406 I don't know. 575 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,982 I think I know you a little better than that. 576 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,484 Ok. Creeper. 577 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:31,544 Creeper? 578 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,246 Time to face the music. 579 00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:35,006 Oh God. 580 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,734 Or we could tie the dog up and just leave a note. 581 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,011 Yes. That's more courageous. 582 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:41,679 'Cause this is awkward for her, too. 583 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:42,755 -Yes. -Right? 584 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:43,514 I got a note here. 585 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:48,594 "Apologies, Officers Templeton Dudge and Amit Patel." Here. 586 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,413 -No, don't put my name on it. -It's already on it. 587 00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,081 -Did you put my name on it? -Let's go. 588 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:52,765 [rings doorbell] 589 00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:53,674 Hurry up. Go, go! 590 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,251 Ooh, ooh, my hamstring, my hamstring. 591 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,585 It's seized up! It's seized up! 592 00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:57,770 -Hey, I got you. -Okay. 593 00:19:57,772 --> 00:20:00,364 [Templeton] Put your foot on my foot. Follow me. 594 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,365 Inside first. 595 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:02,200 [barking] 596 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:05,018 Now, go! I knew you had another gear. 597 00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,495 Where was this at the picnic? 598 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,334 Hey! Over here in the shadows! 599 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,861 -Refuge guy? -Damn. 600 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:15,862 Why are you hiding in the dark? 601 00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:19,050 It's a great hiding spot. Well, it was. 602 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,219 Anyway, there's a Komodo dragon coming in. 603 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,461 When? 604 00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:24,630 They don't tell me anything! But you are onto something. 605 00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:26,265 I'll sneak up on you later. 606 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,302 Dammit! 607 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,470 Thanks, refuge guy! 608 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,730 It's Terry, man! 609 00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,735 I don't have much to go on. 610 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,720 That's more than enough for me. 611 00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,647 Oh, do you want a ride? 612 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,199 [Terry] No thanks, I Ubered. 613 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,227 This guy's gonna buy all my laser discs 614 00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:49,321 but he's gonna pay me in-- in crypto. 615 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:50,656 Freeze! 616 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,749 I'm just kidding. 617 00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:52,750 Uh, mind if I join you? 618 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:53,751 Who are you? 619 00:20:53,828 --> 00:20:54,752 Classic. 620 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,661 It's Shred. 621 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:56,754 Shred? 622 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:57,255 Not Rick? 623 00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:58,089 Not Rick. 624 00:20:58,332 --> 00:20:59,164 Frank's got a birthday coming up, 625 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,908 I'm thinking a little karaoke-themed party, 626 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,985 so if you have a favorite song 627 00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:05,263 I want to give you time to work on your routines. 628 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,322 Frank's got a birthday coming up? 629 00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:07,414 Wait, you're asking me? 630 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,767 Wow. So much darker than I realized. 631 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,768 Anyway, perfect world, 632 00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:14,254 I see all four of us doing a little YMCA, right? 633 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,348 Who's gonna be the cop? Not me. 634 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,183 Everything else is on the table. 635 00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:21,279 Yeah, um, hey, look. You are a really nice kid. 636 00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:22,354 Thank you. 637 00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:25,190 So I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to get out. 638 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,450 -Nine. -What? 639 00:21:26,527 --> 00:21:28,435 Eight. Seven. Six. 640 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,103 We haven't decided yet what we're doing. 641 00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:31,438 You already know what you're doing. 642 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:32,181 -Four. -Go. 643 00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:34,850 Three. Two. One. 644 00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:36,460 -Paradise by the Dashboard Light. 645 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,503 -What? -You and me.