1 00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:07,397 RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in. 2 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:09,008 Oh, people are excited to celebrate 3 00:00:09,084 --> 00:00:10,417 your foolish financial decisions. 4 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:11,568 Well, are you coming? 5 00:00:11,587 --> 00:00:13,178 'Cause we'd love to see you there. 6 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:14,421 You know, I'm torn between not going 7 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:16,907 and making up a lame excuse for not going. 8 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:18,091 You gotta come! 9 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,910 How's it gonna look if my own partner doesn't show up? 10 00:00:19,912 --> 00:00:20,927 Like I don't wanna plummet 11 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,147 through loose floor boards to my death. 12 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:30,195 Huh. 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,031 Huh? 14 00:00:32,107 --> 00:00:33,407 [quizzical growl] 15 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,930 We gotta pull this guy over, right? 16 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:41,098 This is why we need a siren. 17 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,358 Not a stupid fluorescent car decal. 18 00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:45,026 No one's stopping for a decal! 19 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:48,029 -It's true. -[honks horn] 20 00:00:48,107 --> 00:00:49,423 Pull over! 21 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:52,092 Pull over! 22 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:57,973 Hey. Paws where I can see 'em. 23 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,377 At risk of wildly offending your wife, 24 00:01:02,454 --> 00:01:04,229 why is the dog driving your car? 25 00:01:04,306 --> 00:01:06,565 It's ok, I have a license. 26 00:01:06,642 --> 00:01:09,551 To commit the most complicated suicide of all time? 27 00:01:09,628 --> 00:01:11,052 It's a driverless car. 28 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,146 Balthazar just likes the front seat. 29 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:15,465 Of course. Then he can control the stereo. 30 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:16,483 Here you go. 31 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,984 There is literally nothing we can do, 32 00:01:18,061 --> 00:01:20,120 so have a nice day. 33 00:01:21,398 --> 00:01:23,990 Huh. The future really sneaks up on you, huh? 34 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,334 Mmhmm. 35 00:01:27,237 --> 00:01:30,664 [theme music plays] 36 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:45,604 ♪ 37 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:54,696 ♪ 38 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:00,619 Hey, Terry. 39 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:03,438 That would go a lot faster if you used a pitchfork. 40 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:04,772 This jerk did something with my car keys. 41 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:05,958 I've been off for an hour. 42 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:08,352 Is there a guy bringing in a Komodo dragon? 43 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:10,871 I only got his street name. Perbindish. 44 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:12,356 I ran it through Google Translate. 45 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:14,133 It's Albanian for “monster”. 46 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:15,709 Why would they call him Monster, Frank? 47 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:16,526 Out of all the names. 48 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:17,527 I know you're scared, 49 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:19,245 but there are a lot of animals in jeopardy. 50 00:02:19,365 --> 00:02:21,198 So, if I can talk to Monster 51 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,699 he can tell me where he got his dragon. 52 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:25,144 And by the way, never trust Google Translate. 53 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:26,562 He's coming in later. 54 00:02:27,589 --> 00:02:28,814 I'll text you. 55 00:02:28,891 --> 00:02:29,964 I knew there was a hero 56 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,733 underneath that straw and flop sweat. 57 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,228 Oh, got your car keys. 58 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:37,030 I think he chucked them out the window. 59 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,074 You son of a bitch. 60 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,161 Everyone, reminder! 61 00:02:42,237 --> 00:02:43,403 Big shindig tonight 62 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,147 'cause we've officially closed escrow on the house. 63 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:47,407 -[cheering and applause] -That's right. 64 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:50,318 The timing's perfect because the fumigators are coming tomorrow. 65 00:02:50,396 --> 00:02:51,728 So we're going off tonight! 66 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:52,896 Yeah, we are! 67 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:53,839 And hey, just a quick heads up, 68 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:54,989 there's no running water at the house 69 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,400 so if you need to use the bathroom 70 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:58,844 you'll have to go to the Happy Burger down the street 71 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,754 and you will need to make a purchase. 72 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,997 So just, you know, buddy system, go in pairs. 73 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:04,925 Or maybe just, you know, hold it. 74 00:03:05,001 --> 00:03:07,594 Also, we need ice. See you tonight! 75 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:09,579 Bring your own ice! 76 00:03:09,581 --> 00:03:11,598 -[Patel] Real ice shortage. -[Shred] See you tonight! 77 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,418 Hey, you know the odds of passing your citizenship test 78 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:17,771 go up if you actually open up the old study guide. 79 00:03:17,847 --> 00:03:19,013 Yeah, but I'm gonna find a loop hole 80 00:03:19,091 --> 00:03:20,273 to get me out of all the study. 81 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,518 Short cuts and laziness. Spoken like a true American. 82 00:03:23,595 --> 00:03:25,762 I was thinking about getting some cheeses. 83 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,781 What's that swishing noise? 84 00:03:27,857 --> 00:03:29,691 [swishing] 85 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:32,619 It's ride-along day, people! 86 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:34,362 [quiet mumbling] 87 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:37,758 What? It's so fun when I ride with you guys, right? 88 00:03:39,461 --> 00:03:42,387 So uh, who are you thinking about going with? 89 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,038 Not sure whether this factors into your decision 90 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:46,391 but um, Patel had Mexican for dinner. 91 00:03:46,468 --> 00:03:48,785 Also, I had Chinese for breakfast 92 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:51,713 so it's like a real clash of cultures down there. 93 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:52,880 [Emily] Come on. 94 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:56,384 Hey, I made a playlist, and it is good. 95 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:58,904 Please, I'm begging you. Just tell us. 96 00:03:58,981 --> 00:04:02,557 Ok, um... drumroll. 97 00:04:02,634 --> 00:04:05,485 [drumroll plays] 98 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:06,820 Frank and Shred. 99 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:08,472 [groans] Oh, come on! 100 00:04:08,474 --> 00:04:10,807 Shred, come on. We gotta move your booster seat. 101 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:13,627 It'll be great. I'll see you out there. 102 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:18,090 Hey, I'm not that bad in the truck, am I? 103 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,816 You're a bit of a stickler. 104 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,318 What? I hate that word. 105 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,744 I mean, the whole point of a ride-along 106 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:23,987 is to make sure you're following protocol. 107 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:25,264 It's a quarterly mandate. 108 00:04:25,582 --> 00:04:28,658 Yeah, it's just sometimes you gotta let the small stuff slide. 109 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:32,086 Ooff. That small stuff becomes big stuff. 110 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:33,105 Yeah. 111 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:34,922 -I heard that. I heard that. -Yeah, yeah. 112 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:35,999 And I hear you. 113 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:38,277 I will make an effort to be more chill. 114 00:04:38,353 --> 00:04:39,093 Ok. 115 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,521 The last thing I need is Emily in the truck today. 116 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:43,949 Terry's got a Komodo dragon coming in. 117 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:46,359 Oh, did you tell Terry about the party? 118 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:47,953 Terry, my criminal informant? 119 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,103 Uh-huh. 120 00:04:49,181 --> 00:04:50,122 Somehow your party did not come up. 121 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,865 Alright, well, tell him. You know? 122 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,292 The more, the merrier. 123 00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:55,777 And bring ice, because I still think we're gonna be low. 124 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,854 Are you ok with Emily in the truck today? 125 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,022 I mean, you do know 126 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:00,799 that she's probably gonna smell like Rick's cologne. 127 00:05:00,876 --> 00:05:01,858 I'll be fine. 128 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,451 We're actually in a really good place. 129 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:05,137 We're just friends and that's ok. 130 00:05:05,213 --> 00:05:07,380 And I'm just dating myself right now, 131 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:09,382 and I like my choice in men. 132 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:13,186 Wow, you are really beginning to fray at the edges, my friend. 133 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:15,147 Hey, guys. 134 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:17,223 Sorry, I had to get a Band-Aid for my neck 135 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:19,042 'cause I think the collar nicked me 136 00:05:19,044 --> 00:05:20,819 when I was doing all that swishing. 137 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,154 Is it cool if I ride up front? 138 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:24,047 -Do we have a choice? -No. 139 00:05:24,049 --> 00:05:24,990 [laughs awkwardly] 140 00:05:25,308 --> 00:05:26,550 I'll sit in the middle, you don't have to move. 141 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:27,159 Alright. 142 00:05:27,235 --> 00:05:28,660 Well, go right ahead. 143 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,995 Just hop in. 144 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,832 Ok. 145 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:35,250 Seat belts. 146 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,561 Ok, check this out. 147 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:38,578 If I can't take the test 148 00:05:38,747 --> 00:05:40,564 there are other ways I can get citizenship. 149 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:42,248 Yes, that's what we need. We need another way. 150 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:44,125 I could be an interpreter. 151 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,752 Nope, not gonna work. Not with that accent. 152 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:47,754 I can't even understand what you're saying half the time. 153 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:48,847 No way! 154 00:05:49,091 --> 00:05:51,165 See? Right there I heard Norway, like the country. 155 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:53,259 I mean, that could cause a diplomatic emergency. 156 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:54,519 [Dispatch] Truck 8, please respond. 157 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:57,022 Report of a loose miniature horse at Everson Stadium. 158 00:05:57,099 --> 00:05:58,264 Oh my God. 159 00:05:58,341 --> 00:05:58,840 What? 160 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,025 A tiny horse? 161 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,751 That's the mascot for the Everson Small Stallions! 162 00:06:01,753 --> 00:06:02,752 Ok. 163 00:06:02,754 --> 00:06:03,511 The double A team. 164 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:04,363 And? 165 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,755 -Minor league. -Minor league of... 166 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:06,773 -Baseball. -Baseball. 167 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:08,182 Big fan of baseball. 168 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:10,093 [Dispatch] Truck 8 respond? I can call someone else if you want. 169 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:11,595 Yeah, yeah! Dibs, dibs, dibs! 170 00:06:11,597 --> 00:06:12,746 Truck 8 has dibs. 171 00:06:16,101 --> 00:06:18,543 Ooh, no blinker. Ah. 172 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,103 [sighs] 173 00:06:20,105 --> 00:06:22,381 But that is totally fine, 174 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:26,126 I can just let you off with a warning. 175 00:06:26,202 --> 00:06:27,201 Ugh, I'm so sorry, you guys. 176 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:28,945 I cannot get this playlist to load. 177 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:31,464 Awe. Should we just call it and you can come out another day? 178 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:32,465 Oh, I'm sorry. 179 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:34,951 Is my leg just rubbing up against you? 180 00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:36,377 That must be so annoying. 181 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:37,345 [phone vibrates] 182 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:38,805 -I hadn't even noticed. -[laughs] 183 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:40,290 Oh, it's Rick. 184 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:42,884 Um, you know, I really shouldn't take personal calls 185 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:44,794 during work hours, but whatever. 186 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:47,572 It's fine. I'm chill. 187 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:49,282 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 188 00:06:50,059 --> 00:06:51,317 You did? 189 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:57,398 What? Which pocket? Oh my gosh, ok. 190 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,235 I'm looking right now. Ok, did you write me a note? 191 00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:05,832 That is so sweet. I'm gonna read this later. 192 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,259 Love you too. Ok. 193 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:11,154 Rick says hi. 194 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:13,657 Yeah. Awesome. Uh, I need to get out. 195 00:07:13,659 --> 00:07:14,599 What? 196 00:07:14,676 --> 00:07:16,435 Yeah, I've got a migraine coming on. 197 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:19,438 I can feel it so can you just pull over, Frank? 198 00:07:19,514 --> 00:07:20,513 Wait, you've got a headache 199 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:22,256 before listening to Emily's playlist? 200 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:24,091 Yeah. Frank, could you pull over? 201 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,777 [Emily] Do you have a fever or something? 202 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,279 [Shred] No, it's just a migraine. 203 00:07:27,355 --> 00:07:29,355 I gotta get some fresh air. You guys go ahead. 204 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,174 We can't just leave you here. 205 00:07:31,176 --> 00:07:32,525 We're like five blocks from the office. 206 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:34,360 Frank, tell her. This happens all the time. 207 00:07:34,437 --> 00:07:37,122 It happens all the time. He's a sick boy. 208 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,207 Yep. Sick. Yep. 209 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,360 [Patel] I've always dreamed of being on this field. 210 00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:53,046 You know, in the second grade my class took a field trip here? 211 00:07:53,122 --> 00:07:54,473 They let the kids go wild. 212 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:57,142 Spit in the dugouts, run around the bases. 213 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:59,460 And you know who didn't make it that day? 214 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:01,980 I think I do but it seems important for you to say-- 215 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,816 The lady who's turn it was to drive carpool. 216 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:05,484 Wow. 217 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,601 So I didn't make it. 218 00:08:06,878 --> 00:08:08,561 That was a twist. I didn't see that coming. 219 00:08:08,563 --> 00:08:09,321 -Hi. -Hi. 220 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,396 What've we got? 221 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,491 The mascot's loose somewhere in the stadium. 222 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,492 Fungo? 223 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,551 Yeah. 224 00:08:14,553 --> 00:08:15,885 Oh, he is wily. 225 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:17,570 They let the fans race him on the warning track 226 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,313 during the seventh inning stretch, right? 227 00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:20,740 See? That is why I love this country. 228 00:08:20,892 --> 00:08:22,334 It's just pure chaos. 229 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:24,753 You're ok, buddy. 230 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:26,821 -Yo, Shred. -Mm. 231 00:08:26,898 --> 00:08:28,581 Hey, listen man, Emily here? 232 00:08:28,658 --> 00:08:30,917 I got the keys for Truck 7. Carburetor's all fixed. 233 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,493 Oh, cool. Thanks, Bento. 234 00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:34,087 Hey, you guys should stop by the Motor Pool for lunch. 235 00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:35,162 I'm grilling it up. 236 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,681 Oh yeah? You're having like a party? 237 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,849 No, just a few of us. 238 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:40,093 -See you there? -Uh, yeah. 239 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:41,686 Tight. Later, man. 240 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:42,646 Cool. 241 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:45,690 [phone ringing] 242 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,008 Hey, Bento. What's up? 243 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,251 Uh, super small thing. 244 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,420 If you're driving you should really be on speaker. 245 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:51,530 Oh. 246 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:52,864 [Bento] Frank, my man. 247 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:54,107 Hey, we're grilling at the Motor Pool. 248 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:55,033 You wanna come by? 249 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,760 Oh, I can't. I'm with Emily. 250 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,261 [Bento] Copy. Say no more. 251 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,096 Uh, wait. What does that mean? 252 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,355 [Bento] I'm on speaker? 253 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:04,876 Not cool, Frank. Not cool. 254 00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:07,028 Ok, great talking to you. 255 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:08,088 What? 256 00:09:10,776 --> 00:09:12,033 [Dispatch] Truck 12 respond. 257 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,460 Oh, thank God for animal emergencies. 258 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:16,796 Report of an injured hawk on the side of the road, 259 00:09:16,873 --> 00:09:18,473 126 Brookside Drive. 260 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,638 So um, why can't I come to the barbecue? 261 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:27,791 Does uh, nobody like me? 262 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:30,569 Oh, no. People like you. It's just that you're management 263 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,386 and at lunch time they wanna eat their sandwich 264 00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,130 and talk about how stupid their boss is. 265 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:35,240 -Right. -Nothing personal. 266 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:36,241 Oh, um, Frank? 267 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,059 We are on a very busy thoroughfare, 268 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:41,228 so for protocol someone needs to run point on traffic. 269 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:42,414 Oh man. 270 00:09:42,824 --> 00:09:46,042 I just wish we knew someone who was alarmingly detail-oriented. 271 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,587 W... would... would you wanna do it? 272 00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:51,590 Yeah. I would love to. I have a flare. 273 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,174 Ok, here we go. 274 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,595 Stop! 275 00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:58,079 [tires skidding] [horn honks] 276 00:09:58,156 --> 00:09:59,339 Ok, Frank. 277 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:01,266 I'm gonna tell you on my count when it's safe to proceed. 278 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:02,508 [honking] 279 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:03,993 Five. [horn honks] 280 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,662 Four. [horn honks] 281 00:10:05,664 --> 00:10:06,754 -Three. -Going on three. 282 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:08,164 Oh, wow. 283 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,423 [honking] 284 00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:11,517 Alright, slowly. Ok, that's good. That's good. 285 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:12,777 Now you. 286 00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:15,505 Your tires are low, you might wanna get those checked out. 287 00:10:15,507 --> 00:10:16,430 I'm done. 288 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:18,099 Wait, really? That was so fast. 289 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:20,267 Yeah, the honking makes me work faster. 290 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:21,119 Wow. 291 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,329 [notification alert] 292 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:28,518 You know what? You should go to that barbecue. 293 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,352 Really? 294 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:30,444 Yeah, I was overreacting. 295 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:32,188 And whenever I get a wounded bird 296 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:33,948 it makes me crave grilled chicken. 297 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,116 That's disgusting. 298 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:37,527 Um, yeah. That'd be great! Let's go. 299 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:38,452 Great. 300 00:10:38,713 --> 00:10:40,305 Oh, tiny thing though, Frank, for protocol, 301 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:43,141 we really can't leave until the flare goes all the way out. 302 00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:46,061 [exhales] 303 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,890 Hey Patel, any sign of him? 304 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,151 Patel? Hello? 305 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,986 Patel! 306 00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,563 Amit Patel comes out of the dugout ready to right a wrong 307 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,908 that took place in the second grade. 308 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,828 Bases are jammed. Patel steps up to the plate. 309 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,906 He's batting 785 on the year. 310 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,392 Wait! Fungo! Wait! Wait, I'm a big fan! 311 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:11,060 [baseball organ music plays] 312 00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:13,296 Fungo! Fungo! 313 00:11:15,032 --> 00:11:18,426 Wait, woah, woah. There you go, Fungo. 314 00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:20,661 Look at that. 315 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:22,405 [organ music continues] 316 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:25,425 You caught him. And uh, you're good. 317 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:26,351 Oh, thank you. 318 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,002 I'm always inspired when my partner's 319 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,336 making a fool of himself. 320 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,389 You know, uh, the team is looking for a new organist. 321 00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:33,599 There's actually an open audition later today. 322 00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:35,360 Thank you, but I have a job, 323 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:38,512 and one where my partner does most of the work, so it's ideal, 324 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,789 I really love it. 325 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:40,865 -[Patel He got out. -Oh! 326 00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:42,425 -He got out. 327 00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:44,369 [plays organ] 328 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,522 [upbeat music] 329 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:57,440 ♪ 330 00:11:57,442 --> 00:12:00,109 This party is already way better than ours could ever be. 331 00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:01,886 Unbelievable. Which one's the wagyu? 332 00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,370 Who wants more skewers? 333 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,223 Bento, this is not a few people stopping by. 334 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,707 This is like a blowout, man. 335 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:08,042 Yeah, man. 336 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,635 Everyone's gonna be too full of meats for our escrow party. 337 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:10,970 I'm glad you guys are having a good time. 338 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,288 No, we're not having a good time. 339 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:15,549 We're angry and we're envious, and what is in this sauce? 340 00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:16,659 You gotta try this. 341 00:12:16,661 --> 00:12:17,643 64-hour marinade. 342 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,053 -64 hours?! -Yeah. 343 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,314 Nothing about this is last minute, man. 344 00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:23,074 It's an aphrodisiac so you might wanna wash it down. 345 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,650 -Come on. -Are those king crab legs?! 346 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:27,895 Hey. My CI says there's a Komodo dragon coming in. 347 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,897 I need you to babysit Emily for an hour. 348 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,458 What? I didn't even know she was here. 349 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,735 Why is she all alone? Is she ok? 350 00:12:34,813 --> 00:12:36,829 It's because she's the boss. She's not supposed to be here. 351 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:37,756 It's unnatural. 352 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:39,165 Go over there and make her feel welcome. 353 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,407 Ok. I don't know if you've noticed 354 00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:42,652 but I'm having kind of a weird day around her. 355 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,153 I sort of kept it together in the truck 356 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,489 but I don't know if I can do it again. 357 00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:49,517 Ok, if you go, I'll go to your weird haunted house party. 358 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,436 Well, I don't want you there 359 00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,753 unless you're excited to be there. 360 00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:55,498 No, I'm super psyched to risk my life to eat cold pizza 361 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,849 while holding in my pee 362 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,611 next to people I'm already forced to spend the day with. 363 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,113 I'll take it. 364 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,007 Patel! Frank's in! 365 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:04,991 Nice! 366 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:07,786 I have a major update. 367 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,769 No cuts. 368 00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:11,272 Oh, ok. So I did some more Googling. 369 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:14,851 Turns out the United States grants visas to people 370 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,944 with extraordinary ability in the arts 371 00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:19,355 or people who accompany an athlete 372 00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:21,691 in a performance of his or her duties. 373 00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:22,616 That sounds fake. 374 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,135 -It does, but it's real. -Mmhmm. 375 00:13:24,212 --> 00:13:25,878 And the organ is my ticket, baby! 376 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:27,454 I'm gonna audition. 377 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:28,381 -Really? -Yeah. 378 00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:29,623 Yeah, you are, which means 379 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,625 that I'm gonna get a second chance to run those bases! 380 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:32,702 So no meats for me. 381 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:33,870 It's not really about you. 382 00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:35,054 I will take the Branzino. 383 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:36,105 Uh, hey. 384 00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:38,483 Hey. How's your migraine? 385 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,559 I'm feeling better now. 386 00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,893 Sorry I was so weird in the truck, 387 00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,154 it's just when they come on I get a little claustrophobic. 388 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:46,157 Yeah. Have you seen Frank? 389 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,551 I haven't, uh, no. Have you? 390 00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:51,645 No. That's why I'm asking. Have you seen him? 391 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,739 Totally. I haven't seen him. Have you? 392 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:54,907 No. 393 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:59,745 [DJ] Come on, people, let's get this dance party going! 394 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:03,416 Here we go, Shred. Dancing's starting. 395 00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:05,492 Would a stickler dance in the middle of the day? 396 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,254 Yeah, I'm not really like a daytime dancer, so... 397 00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:10,723 What? Yes you are. You dance all the time at work. 398 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:15,520 Come on. 399 00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:21,651 Frank left. He lied to you. 400 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:24,420 What? 401 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,923 He's at the animal refuge. I'll text you the address. 402 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:29,350 Wear shoes you don't care about. 403 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:30,201 [sighs] 404 00:14:32,188 --> 00:14:33,288 [notification alert] 405 00:14:40,788 --> 00:14:42,622 Hey! Stop! 406 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,090 What the hell are you doing? 407 00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:48,945 What the H are you doing? You totally lied to me. 408 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:50,221 Get in! He's getting away! 409 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,464 What are you talking about? 410 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,449 You're not even buckled right now? 411 00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:54,300 Get in! 412 00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,302 We're gonna talk about this later. 413 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:59,105 Oh my gosh I need to put my seat belt on! Signal! 414 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,067 [Operations Manager] So glad you decided to come back. 415 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:07,221 The organist job is between you and Bea over there. 416 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,115 -Hi, how are you? -Hey. 417 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,593 What is up with her? She's terrifying. 418 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:13,986 She's just trying to get in your head, ok? 419 00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:15,396 Alright, come on over. 420 00:15:15,473 --> 00:15:17,415 I'm just gonna have you each play some classics 421 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:19,492 and uh, we'll see who comes out on top. 422 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,069 Alright, well that seems like a pretty standard organ duel. 423 00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,237 I'm gonna go check on Fungo. 424 00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:25,739 See if he's settling into his enclosure. 425 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:28,426 Uh, why don't we start with one of the baseball classics, 426 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,427 “Charge”? 427 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,098 [plays organ] 428 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,061 [plays organ with impressive ending] 429 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,360 [chuckles] 430 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,099 And who's Monster, again? 431 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,527 He's the bad guy. Monster had the dragon. 432 00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:56,012 Is this real or is this in a children's book? 433 00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:57,121 This is very real. 434 00:15:57,273 --> 00:15:59,440 This is absolutely the wrong time for sarcasm. 435 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:00,941 And I know, glass houses. 436 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,628 Now, this guy has a smuggling ring that's been going on 437 00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:06,756 for months, which makes me think that someone's protecting them. 438 00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:08,449 Oh, blinker, please! 439 00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,451 And, ok, you're driving like a maniac. 440 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,453 Listen, if there's an illegal animal ring I wanna stop it 441 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,696 just as much as you do. 442 00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:15,789 Great! But I have to clear it with my bosses first. 443 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:16,641 You know, protocol. 444 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,292 You're a real stickler, you know. 445 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:19,368 I hate that word. 446 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,294 [tires screech] 447 00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,963 Hold on. I know a short cut and I'm a great driver. 448 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,357 [Emily] One-way alley! Car! 449 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,150 [honking] 450 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,485 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 451 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:28,227 [honking] 452 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:29,562 Keep honking, Balthazar! 453 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,655 Is that a dog? 454 00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:31,805 Yeah, that's Balthazar. 455 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,324 [honking] 456 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,201 He's getting away! 457 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,571 [playing "In the Hall of the Mountain King"] 458 00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:45,378 ♪ 459 00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:50,174 Well, uh, this isn't an easy decision 460 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:53,069 but the new organist for the Everson Small Stallions 461 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,161 is Victoria. 462 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,923 I'm in! I'm in! Yes! USA! USA! 463 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,909 Congratulations. Here's the rule book. 464 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:02,245 Please know it backwards and forwards for the home opener. 465 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,249 Yeah, no. No. There's no way I'm gonna learn that. 466 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:08,084 Oh, it's a requirement for the job. 467 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,677 You have to be able to understand the flow of the game. 468 00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:12,012 Yeah, no. I'm sorry. 469 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,698 Books and tests and stuff, they don't agree with me. 470 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,850 That's the only reason I wanted this ridiculous job. 471 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:17,785 No offense. 472 00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:22,373 [Patel] Steps up to the plate after 30 years on the bench. 473 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,543 Another high-pressure situation for Patel. 474 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:29,455 The crowd falls quiet. It's right down the middle. 475 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:32,291 Woah, he really got a hold of that one! 476 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,127 It's going, going. It's off the foul pole. 477 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,280 It's still in play! 478 00:17:37,282 --> 00:17:41,300 Patel is surprisingly fast for a man so full of Brazilian meat! 479 00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,286 Oh, he's rounding second. 480 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:46,138 He might not have the gas for an inside-the-park home run. 481 00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:48,232 But a triple is equally impressive. 482 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:49,792 Ow. 483 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:50,717 Ah. 484 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,053 [groans] He definitely hurt his ankle. 485 00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,531 His wife is gonna be so mad. 486 00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,652 ♪ 487 00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:02,413 Ok, no one is even touching the chicken parm sandwiches. 488 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,248 Of course not. Bento raised the bar on us. 489 00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:05,491 We're serving prison food. 490 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,627 Excuse me, who invited Betty White? 491 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,404 We're trying to get our numbers up, Victoria. 492 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,572 This party's on life support. 493 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:12,757 Yeah. 494 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,817 I shouldn't even be here. I should be at home, studying. 495 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:15,985 Don't go. 496 00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:17,929 Ok, take me through your prime ministers. 497 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:18,988 Oh God. 498 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,080 All of them. 499 00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,674 You came! My partner came, everybody! 500 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,658 Hello. 501 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,936 Hey. This is a terrible neighborhood. 502 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,939 Some kid on a bike called me his little bitch 503 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,423 for walking on the sidewalk. 504 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,109 The eight year old with the neck tattoo? 505 00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,760 Yes, that is Chris and he protects the block. 506 00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,929 I'm gonna go find all the hand sanitizer in Seattle. 507 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,857 Well, there's none here, buddy. 508 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,008 Hey, look at you. 509 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,101 Two office parties in one day. Wow. 510 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:44,680 I know. This party is not as good as Bento's. 511 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,440 Oh, you can say that in a regular voice. 512 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,867 This is more depressing than a hospice. 513 00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:48,775 Mmhmm. 514 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,369 Um, listen, I told you I was gonna talk 515 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,946 to my regional supervisor about your investigation. 516 00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:54,023 So he gave me the runaround, 517 00:18:54,116 --> 00:18:55,983 told me that it's out of our jurisdiction, 518 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:56,968 the police were on it. 519 00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:57,969 Of course they did. 520 00:18:58,363 --> 00:18:59,712 Yeah, but I haven't told you the weird part. 521 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:04,291 I never called my supervisor. He called me. 522 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:07,127 What? Wait. How did he know? 523 00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:08,980 Am I being tailed? 524 00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:10,556 I keep seeing Balthazar everywhere. 525 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:11,632 You don't think that-- 526 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,133 I don't think it's the driving dog, no. 527 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:16,821 But I think you're on to something, and I wanna help. 528 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:17,897 Wait, you do? 529 00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,231 Honestly, that car chase 530 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,901 was the most exciting thing that's happened to me all year. 531 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,386 Of course, we'll need to, 532 00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:25,905 you know, keep it on the down low, but-- 533 00:19:25,981 --> 00:19:29,650 Emily Price, my protocol flouting hero. 534 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,502 Alright, that's impressive. 535 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,578 Ok, this is great. 536 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,488 Um, I'm gonna go check in with Terry. 537 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,398 He's our CI. 538 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,750 We have a CI? That is so exciting. 539 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,635 Yeah. Everybody loves a snitch. 540 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,591 Hey. 541 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,185 I'm bummed I didn't get to hear your playlist 542 00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,019 in the truck earlier. 543 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,412 Oh, you would have loved it. 544 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,340 I had um, some Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens, 545 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,417 Fleet Foxes... 546 00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:55,693 Okay, I think I get it, animal-themed. 547 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,843 -Yes. -Sick. 548 00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:57,920 Do you want to listen to it? 549 00:19:57,922 --> 00:19:59,197 -Totally. Yeah. 550 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,365 Thank you. 551 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,185 ["Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake plays] 552 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,689 ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪ 553 00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:10,541 -Whitesnake. -Mmhmm. 554 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:13,694 ♪ Down the only road I've ever known. ♪ 555 00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:15,379 ♪ 556 00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:16,697 [phone rings] 557 00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:17,864 Um... oh, it's Rick. 558 00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:18,883 -Um... -Yeah. 559 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:20,943 I should... I didn't tell him I stopped by. 560 00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,553 -Yeah. Totally. -Hey. 561 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,138 Tell him I say hi. 562 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,374 Sweet. 563 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:29,952 What? Did you guys fork out for a smoke machine? 564 00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:30,953 Huh? 565 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:31,929 This is so fun! 566 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,623 Oh no, the bug guys came a day early. 567 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,399 The fumigators! 568 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:36,550 Hold your breath! 569 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:37,626 Cover your eyes! 570 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:38,811 I'll get the chicken parm! 571 00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:40,071 I'll get the old lady! 572 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,466 [thud] 573 00:20:43,468 --> 00:20:45,701 Get the parms! Somebody get the parm! 574 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,323 [dance music playing] 575 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,400 ♪ 576 00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:55,978 Yes! Thank you guys so much for coming. 577 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,812 We were here earlier. 578 00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:58,314 How is this still going on? 579 00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:01,484 Shrimp's coming around, pairs perfectly with the riesling. 580 00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:03,744 What is the budget on this thing? 581 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,336 Nancy! 582 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:05,245 Riesling? 583 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,822 Thank you so much for coming! 584 00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:08,099 This is fantastic. 585 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,750 Oh, you bastards! 586 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,918 You said you were going home. 587 00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:13,162 Oh yeah, sorry about that. 588 00:21:13,164 --> 00:21:15,756 We got disoriented when the poison gas 589 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,090 was released at your party. 590 00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,609 Wow. The betrayal. 591 00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:19,685 Let's get out of here, Shred. 592 00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:20,594 We don't need it. 593 00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:21,520 We don't need it! 594 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:22,596 We don't need it! 595 00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:23,990 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 596 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:25,508 Everybody, let's go! 597 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,952 Don't do it. Don't do it, Shred. 598 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:30,029 Come on, come on! 599 00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:31,847 Damn you, Bento. 600 00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:38,170 ♪