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♪
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Hey everyone.
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I just wanted to thank you again
for taking the weekend
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to write up your intention
statements for the month.
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[Emily] I think it will
really help us
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stay focused on our missions.
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And really just one thing...
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I haven't actually received
any of your statements
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and the deadline was last night.
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Uh... I think that kind of
was our statement.
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[laughs]
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Yeah. One of the dogs
in the kennel ate mine.
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[Victoria] Wait. Guys, do you
not say that in America?
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I thought I'd at least
get a titter.
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Titter?
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So, guys, at the leadership
seminar at the Four Seasons...
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The Four Seasons.
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We know. We know.
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Yes, it's the Four Seasons.
We've heard.
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Charcuterie.
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One of the key takeaways
was that writing things down
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helps to actualize them.
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Were there gherkins
on the charcuterie board?
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I don't remember.
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It was less than a week ago.
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[Dispatch] Officers, please
keep this channel clear
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for official field business.
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Yes, of course.
So sorry.
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[Emily] Okay. So, intention statements.
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There were gherkins.
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Emily, remember you sent me that
picture of you by the spread?
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[Shred] There were gherkins.
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Ooh, I'm looking at another
cool one of you by the raw bar.
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[Emily] Okay, so here right now,
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this is a perfect example of
wandering attention.
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[Dolores] Apropos of
absolutely nothing,
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people will no longer be able
to borrow my three-hole punch.
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I've attached it to my desk
with max gauge cable.
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Sad that it's come to this.
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Okay. Wrapping up intention
statements will keep us focused.
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Please have yours done by lunch.
Thank you.
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Well that's not happening.
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[sighs]
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[opening title theme song]
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♪
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[Shred] Can I ask you something?
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Nah. I'm really enjoying
the vibe of the truck right now.
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I've got a bit of a girlfriend situation.
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Nope!
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We've got our first real
power struggle
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and I think it's really
important that I get this right
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because this long distance thing
is hard, you know?
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I really have to insist
on your mentorship.
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You can't have non-consensual
mentorship.
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She was planning to come here
for a couple weeks
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at the end of the month but
now she wants me to fly to her.
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Which doesn't seem like
a big deal
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but this is the third time
in a row
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that I have gone to her
and she's still never come here
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and it's starting to feel
like a pattern.
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It's Austria.
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She wants to start
in the low country...
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Dear God, stop!
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I knew you'd crack.
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Ugh. Okay. You wanna know
if there's a pattern?
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Yes, there's a pattern.
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And there's a frequent flyer
mile heist.
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Don't go to Austria.
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And if Camila wants a puppet,
then she should go to... uh...
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I don't actually know where
you'd get a puppet out there.
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Wouldn't it just be online
like everywhere else?
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Look, bottom line,
Camila needs to come here.
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Fair is fair.
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Okay. You're sure?
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Of course, I'm sure.
I'm sure about everything.
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Does a bear debate whether
it's gonna pounce on a deer?
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No. It just kills it.
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Human beings
overthink everything.
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Right. And Camila's obviously
not the deer?
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The trip is the deer.
And you're killing Austria.
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[Patel singing inaudibly]
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Can I say something?
As your partner...
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Oh, this sounds like you've
been sitting on something.
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You mutter sing.
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Mutter sing?
That bugs you?
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Yeah. Yeah. I... it does.
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It's like when I hook up
with a guy
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and he touches me all hesitant
and light. Ugh.
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Or like when you've got
a sneeze that's tickling
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the inside of your nose
and it won't come out.
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It's so annoying.
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Okay. Those are some
very specific examples.
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Yeah. I... I decided last week
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that if you did it again
I'd say something.
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Well, message received.
No more singing.
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- No!
- No, it's fine.
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I want you to sing. I want...
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I just want you to sing it
like you mean it, man.
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Do you mean it?
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♪ Let the midnight special
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♪ shine the light on me.
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Yeah, you don't mean it.
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- Well, I have a bad voice.
- Yeah.
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I was actually fishing for
a “no you don't ”.
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[Dispatch] Truck 8.
Report of a loose raccoon.
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Our Lady of Loreto Church,
2195 West 41st Avenue.
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Truck 8 responding.
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Damnit. Now I'm doing
everything meekly.
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[Dispatch] Truck 12.
Report to a distressed cow
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at the University of Washington.
4397 West 2nd Avenue.
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Truck 12 responding.
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A cow at UW.
I wonder what this is about.
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It's always the same thing.
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[cow mooing]
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For the last time, do not bring
a cow up the stairs
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because cows do not like
to go down the stairs.
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There's an entire chapter in
your fraternity manual on it.
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It's all pictures.
Would've taken you 20 seconds.
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Is that a White Russian?
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Yeah. Straight from the cow.
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- May I?
- [chuckles] Yeah.
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[milk splashes]
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Do not milk the cow.
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I'm talking to you, guy
with the bowl of cereal.
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So how do we get it out
of here?
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We create a tranquil environment
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and that starts with me
not yelling
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but I am so annoyed
that I'm back here.
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The cow has to relax,
and when it does,
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it will walk out on its own
down those stairs.
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We just need to keep
our voices down.
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[door slams]
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[chanting in unison]
Templeton! Templeton!
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Templeton! Templeton!
Templeton!
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Let my people go!
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[chanting continues]
Templeton! Templeton!
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What is happening?
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♪
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You know what?
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Um... I'm gonna hang back and
write my intention statement.
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You go on ahead.
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Good one.
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No, no, no. I really...
I really should do it.
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And you can handle
this one, right?
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You worried you're gonna burst
into flames if we go in there?
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Don't worry, it's gonna
be a quick trip.
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God won't even notice.
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[knocking on window]
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Victoria. Hey, it's nice
to see you.
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[chanting in unison] Templeton!
Templeton! Templeton!
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Quiet!
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My brothers get a little excited
when alumni show up.
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What, did someone call you
or something?
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Yeah. BZM bat-phone.
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I'm a bit of a mentor fixer
for the boys.
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Ah, listen. If you guys wanna
take off and grab a long lunch,
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precinct 2-2 style,
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I can take over from here.
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I'm not leaving until that cow
walks outta here.
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[chuckles] I love the passivity
of that but I'm not quite sure
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we have that kind of time.
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The chapter's hosting the annual
Fall Ball tonight
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and it is the event of
the Pan-Hellenic calendar.
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Let me put this in a way you
can understand, Templeton.
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If that cow doesn't walk
down the stairs
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they're gonna have to cancel it.
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Uh, that's punitive,
and frankly, outrageous.
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And I'm gonna be certain to do
everything in my power
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to not break 73 drunken hearts.
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[cow mooing]
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And the raccoon ran through
this pew
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and up into the choir room.
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Thank you Father.
We'll take it from here.
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It's good to see you, Victoria.
Really good.
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Okay. I'll bite.
How do you know that priest?
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We actually share
the same dentist.
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I've never once squeezed
the body part of someone
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with whom I've shared a dentist.
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So, that's a lie and not a
particularly creative one.
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No... you... did you have
a thing with that priest?
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No, but I did have sex
with him.
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Yup.
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[Emily] Attention all units.
It is now 10 past one.
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I'm gonna go ahead and give you
all a 30-minute grace period
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to send in your intention statements...
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[radio clicks off]
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Hello? All units?
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Any units?
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Truck 12?
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Frank?
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[cow mooing]
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Ugh!
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Really? Is this necessary?
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Yes.
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No, I'm not talking about you
and the father in there.
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Wow. You're really clutching
your pearls on this one.
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You usually love
free-spirited Victoria.
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Well, I come from a very
religious family.
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It's not this religion exactly
but we have a lot of gods,
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a bunch of them
are very spiteful.
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Okay. It's just sex
in a confessional.
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Shh!
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I don't even know
what this means
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but it's in a bunch
of Scorsese movies.
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You are so repressed.
You can't sing above a whisper.
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You have arbitrary taboos.
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It's not arbitrary.
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This is societal,
this is a societal taboo.
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Can we just go in and get
the raccoon... please?
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Just keep your distance
from me, okay?
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I don't want any guilt
by association.
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[Frank mooing]
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It's just a few stairs,
it really is.
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I'll be right next to you
the whole time.
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I'll be talking like this.
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Frank? I just got off the phone
with the chancellor
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and I'm happy to report
with a little cajoling
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he has approved a crane.
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You wanna airlift the cow?
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Totally safe.
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I don't know if you know this
about cows
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but they're nervous fliers.
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Actually, brother Steve's got
some edibles that could help.
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Have you guys been talking
to each other?
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Are you backing the crane play,
Judas?
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It's just that, you know,
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it's been an hour and the cow
hasn't actually moo-ved.
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You guys ever seen
an 800-pound animal
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fall 40 feet to concrete?
It's a cow gut slip and slide.
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[boys groaning]
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What are you doing?
Impressionable minds, Frank.
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Can we keep this PG21, please?
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There's one right answer here
and it's mine.
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The cow walks outta here.
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Could I just touch up
her stencils?
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No! Go to your rooms!
Go to your rooms, boys. Go.
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Yeah, he could be
a little gruff.
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Aw, I'll take that.
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[cats purring]
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- Kitten bath?
- Yeah.
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Is this about Shred?
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Uh no, actually.
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Shred has a girlfriend
so I had to let that go.
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Nobody sent me their intentions.
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So... they don't take
me seriously.
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They don't take you seriously?
Look at this.
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They used bolt cutters.
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[raccoon chittering]
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Do you hear that?
That's a raccoon.
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How'd he get up there?
251
00:09:58,815 --> 00:09:59,685
I don't know.
252
00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:01,426
Maybe up the third octave
flue pipe.
253
00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:03,907
Huh?
254
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,822
The big pipe up there.
255
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,475
No, you just said third octave
flue pipe very specifically
256
00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:08,738
like you know what that is.
257
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,697
It was a lucky guess.
258
00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:12,872
How do you know
so much about organs?
259
00:10:12,872 --> 00:10:14,700
No. You know what? Okay.
260
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,705
I didn't want you to get
any more scandalized but...
261
00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:22,186
the truth is...
262
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,536
the priest and I made sweet,
sweet love on this organ.
263
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:28,148
And part of our dirty talk
was very specific and technical
264
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,454
with regards to the instrument.
265
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,154
You're lying.
266
00:10:34,154 --> 00:10:35,460
No.
267
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,462
And as partners we swore
to always tell the...
268
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,681
Okay, fine!
269
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:41,684
[sighs]
270
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,861
[organ bellowing]
271
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,653
Well, I didn't see that coming.
272
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,569
I play the organ. Okay?
And I go to church.
273
00:10:57,656 --> 00:11:00,093
[ominous organ notes]
274
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:02,748
[raccoon chittering]
275
00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:04,010
Oh, he's out!
276
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,446
He's heading
for the confessional!
277
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,888
♪
278
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,804
And that is the real,
real reason my mom and sister
279
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,893
don't talk to me anymore.
280
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,938
Thanks Kyle for that
powerful share.
281
00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,635
And how about you,
how you doing?
282
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,899
Good. I feel like
I'm doing good.
283
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,685
Actually, you guys are all
getting so real here, I just...
284
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,991
Hmm. Incoming.
285
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,732
Kyle, give him
the council stick.
286
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735
I guess I do have something
that's bugging me.
287
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:36,129
Camila, that's my girlfriend,
she wants to cancel her trip
288
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:39,393
out here and she wants me
to go visit her in Austria.
289
00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:40,830
But I'm thinking about
saying no
290
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,310
and telling her she needs
to come here.
291
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:44,268
Okay.
292
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,486
What?
293
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,661
Well, have you thought about
asking yourself
294
00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:48,359
why you're turning this
into a power play?
295
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,316
Because I don't wanna
set a pattern.
296
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:50,665
A pattern?
297
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,146
This is... this is a
relationship, not a carpet.
298
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,757
This is about opening yourself
299
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,498
to the very tender chasm
of intimacy.
300
00:11:57,585 --> 00:12:00,719
Step into the goo, man.
It's where the good stuff is.
301
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,634
[boys mumble in agreement]
302
00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:06,377
What, are you pledging
this place, Fred?
303
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,032
No. We were just rapping
about Camila.
304
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,250
Yeah, I already gave you
the answer.
305
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,512
Tell her to come here.
306
00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:12,949
Great American Frank, everybody.
307
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,864
Always right and always
letting you know.
308
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,083
So, you think I should go
to Camila then?
309
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,520
Well, unlike Frank, I like
to hear everyone's opinion.
310
00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:21,392
So, why don't we put this out
to the council?
311
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,219
Go to Camila.
312
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,046
For sure.
313
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,612
So romantic.
314
00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:26,658
Well, like all decisions made
by committee,
315
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,052
this one is exactly wrong.
316
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,272
And Shred, you can't possibly
be considering major life advice
317
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:36,059
from a guy who's got a framed
poster of his DUI.
318
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,321
[giggling]
319
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,713
Nice job, Prince Harry.
320
00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,498
Alright. I need you guys
to leave the premises.
321
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,023
Just a reminder, doors open for
the party in, like, four hours.
322
00:12:44,023 --> 00:12:45,024
Yes, they do.
323
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:46,765
But right now we're trying
to de-escalate
324
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,159
so when you're done
being right,
325
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,378
the crane will be outside,
ready and waiting.
326
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,643
- [raccoon chittering]
- It's okay, buddy.
327
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:57,428
So, just so we're clear
on this...
328
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,518
you would rather have me think
that you had sex with the priest
329
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,085
than tell me that you go
to church.
330
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,043
Church is really off-brand
for me.
331
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,262
And what about the organ?
332
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,742
There's a lot of pieces to
the Victoria puzzle today.
333
00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:10,876
- [raccoon chittering]
- Hang tight, Rocky.
334
00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:13,705
Faith and church was just
something that I grew up with.
335
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,011
I went with my family
336
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,927
and now I'm 7,000 miles
from home,
337
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,146
I don't know, it's just...
it's comforting.
338
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,237
Well, I'm happy to hear you
can find solace
339
00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:27,327
in something other than
polyamorous polypharmaceutical
340
00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:28,763
erotic experiences.
341
00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:30,896
Though I do love those stories.
342
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:34,813
Yeah. See, it's not like an
either or type thing with me.
343
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,771
Can you not tell anyone
about this?
344
00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,338
This most wholesome detail
about your personal life?
345
00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,731
Sure.
346
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:40,645
[laughs] Okay, good.
347
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,733
I did it.
348
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,256
What are you doing?
349
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,129
I let my soul out.
Now it's your turn.
350
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,392
- I don't like this.
- Yeah, come with me.
351
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,219
Come on.
352
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,226
You know what I want.
353
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,619
I want you to sing it
like you mean it, baby.
354
00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:03,102
[organ playing]
355
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,409
♪ Let the midnight special...
356
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,280
♪
357
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,630
♪ shine the light on me.
358
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,980
Damnit, son.
359
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,504
That's not how we do it
at Our Lady of Loreto.
360
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,986
♪ Let the midnight special...
361
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,553
♪ shine their ever loving
light on me. ♪
362
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,903
[raccoon chittering]
363
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,295
[Victoria] Okay.
364
00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:25,864
[in unison]
♪ Let the midnight special...
365
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:30,042
♪ shine their ever loving
light on me. ♪
366
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,392
Thanks for answering my SOS.
367
00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,437
Boss problems?
368
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,178
Yeah. I'm flailing.
369
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,876
I, um... I assigned these
intention statements
370
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,660
to get the group focused.
371
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:40,792
I love that idea.
372
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:44,187
Thanks. But no one's doing them
so what do I do?
373
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,144
Fire someone!
374
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:46,319
What?
375
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,799
Yeah. My first week
as supervisor
376
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,670
I fired some guy
for being late.
377
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:50,933
How late was he?
378
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,412
Oh, I don't remember.
379
00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:55,111
But I do remember the look
on everyone's face.
380
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,635
They were like, that guy
comes off all zen
381
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,332
but really he's loco.
382
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,989
Um... no one's really done
anything to get fired.
383
00:15:03,989 --> 00:15:05,251
What about dispatch?
384
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:07,340
Those guys are always
up to something.
385
00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,777
Um... unfortunately I think
everyone's doing
386
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,040
a pretty good job.
387
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,258
Well, you need to shock
the troops.
388
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,001
They need to know that
they can't mess with you.
389
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,698
Are you comfortable with
throwing a full soda can
390
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:18,786
up against the wall?
391
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,789
A soda explosion speaks volumes.
392
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:24,183
Maybe I don't have
the personality for this.
393
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,141
That's ridiculous.
394
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,665
There's a natural leader
inside of you.
395
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,537
You just need to find your own
shock and awe and you will.
396
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:31,843
Do you think so?
397
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,279
I really do.
398
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,544
Okay. I'm gonna do it again and
this time just follow me down.
399
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,373
Alright? I'm gonna move like
this, just follow me down.
400
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,289
No judgements, no reservations,
just... here we go.
401
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,422
We're both walking
down the stairs.
402
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,859
And, oh look, these stairs
are fun!
403
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,252
I called Camila.
404
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:50,949
How'd it go?
405
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,386
Horrible, man.
We broke up.
406
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,040
Shred, I told you not
to listen to Templeton.
407
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,520
I didn't listen to Templeton.
I listened to you.
408
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,696
I told her she had
to come here.
409
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:02,874
Oh. Okay. Hey. Um... we don't
wanna upset the cow.
410
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,094
I said exactly what
you told me to say
411
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,399
and she said it was over.
412
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,053
It all just went south, man.
413
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,969
Okay. It's also important
how you say it.
414
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,275
- I didn't think...
- [cow mooing]
415
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,364
...it would happen
like that, man.
416
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,975
Right. Okay. Now you're
upsetting the cow and me.
417
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,759
So let's just bring it down.
418
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,631
It's the right thing, right?
419
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,241
Insisting that she come here
even though it resulted
420
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,677
in an outcome so much worse
421
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:27,420
than anything I could've
possibly imagined?
422
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,073
Yeah.
423
00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:29,292
Why did your voice go up?
424
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,902
You told me it was
the right thing to do!
425
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,295
Tell me it was the right
thing to do!
426
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,078
I don't know!
427
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,036
What do you mean
"you don't know"?
428
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:34,906
Maybe I don't know
these things.
429
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,125
I got ghosted one time.
430
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,648
What?
431
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:38,779
But I didn't even know people
your age got ghosted.
432
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,129
What happened, man?
433
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,696
Okay. My last girlfriend, Yasmine.
434
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:44,133
We were together
for about a year.
435
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,222
It was good, it was really good.
436
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:49,442
Then she went out of town
and never came back.
437
00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:52,663
I couldn't get a hold of her,
no explanation, that's it.
438
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,099
Nothing.
439
00:16:54,099 --> 00:16:57,407
God. What a black hole
of unresolvable pain.
440
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:01,324
Look, I know I can come on
strong with my takes.
441
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:04,240
And, I guess, lately I've been
acting a little more like a-
442
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,110
Emotional bully.
443
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,285
Know it all.
444
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,158
I'm sorry that happened to you.
445
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,073
No, this isn't about me.
It's about you.
446
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,944
You just got kicked
in the heart.
447
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,512
Oh God. Camila.
448
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,079
I'd forgotten for a sec, Frank.
449
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,124
Shred, I think I steered
you wrong.
450
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,821
No, you definitely did.
451
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,476
But you were doing your best, okay?
452
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,174
And yeah, would I have liked
to have heard your story
453
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,046
of emotional turmoil before?
Definitely.
454
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,830
I think context was important
on this one.
455
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,832
But... it's okay.
456
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:34,792
Honestly, I'm not even sure
I'm right about the cow now.
457
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,360
There's actually a pretty strong
consensus outside
458
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,709
that you're not right
about the cow.
459
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,019
Gentlemen, if you drop
this cow,
460
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:48,153
the mess will be something
we'll all take to our graves.
461
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:51,417
And be really careful,
this building is historical.
462
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,072
It's just historic.
463
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,600
[Shred] Hey, the cow came down
on its own.
464
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,386
And just like that
Shaw's back on the board.
465
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,648
I knew I was right.
466
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:07,955
[Frank] I hope she left an upper
decker in the president's room.
467
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:15,659
Okay. Okay.
So, guys... hey guys.
468
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,792
Um... so we're... we're at
the end of the day, this is it.
469
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,752
So if you could just get your
intention statements in to me
470
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,798
before you leave, I would
really, really appreciate it.
471
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:26,409
Oh, it's been an incredibly
long day.
472
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,845
Can I get it in first
thing tomorrow?
473
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,977
Oh yeah. If you're giving
out extensions...
474
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:30,978
Yeah, make it three, please?
475
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,374
[yells]
Grrr!
476
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:38,551
[dogs begin to bark]
477
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:43,252
[Frank] Wow.
478
00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:51,260
I said sit down and write
your intention statements.
479
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:55,307
Okay. No one is leaving this
office until my inbox is full.
480
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:56,352
It's been an incredibly
long day.
481
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,744
Can I get it in first
thing tomorrow?
482
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:58,615
No!
483
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:02,662
That was on the stapler,
and it hurt,
484
00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:04,795
which is making me
even more mad.
485
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:08,190
So the intentions
are getting done now.
486
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,245
Did she just lock us in here?
487
00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:30,299
Back door!
488
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,389
Look how long his legs are.
489
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,828
[Emily laughing]
490
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,353
She's laughing... maniacally!
491
00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:43,921
Well, I guess, we gotta do
those things.
492
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,619
Does anyone even know what
an intention statement is?
493
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:49,056
She told us, like,
a hundred times... but no.
494
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,320
My intention is to watch
Top Gun on my phone.
495
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,843
She locked us in,
I can't go home.
496
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,368
Alright!
497
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:59,371
Where is the new bike lock
I bought this afternoon?
498
00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:01,808
Seriously?
Do I need a lock for my lock?
499
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,077
Hey.
500
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,862
Hey.
501
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,429
What's with the bike lock?
502
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,649
Oh. I kinda locked
everyone inside.
503
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:19,086
Uh... no one sent in
their intention statements.
504
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:21,219
Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry.
505
00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,352
I've been working on that,
uh, but...
506
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,919
I just ended up having one
of those days, you know?
507
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,443
Are you okay?
508
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,924
Uh... not really.
Me and Camila broke up.
509
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:33,536
Oh. Oh...
I'm so sorry.
510
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,364
Yeah, it's a lot.
511
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,235
Can I turn in my intention
statement later?
512
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,237
I'm having these crying jags.
513
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,195
Yeah, of course.
Go ahead.
514
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:45,330
Also, if you ever need to talk
or anything, I'm here.
515
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,941
I'm actually feeling
some welling in my chest
516
00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:50,509
so I think I'm gonna go jump
in my rig.
517
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:55,819
♪
518
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:56,820
[phone chimes]
519
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,869
Shock and awe, baby.