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♪

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Don't do it.

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Are you guys doing hot yoga
in here afterwards?

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'Cause this is ridiculous.

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[exaggerated teeth chattering]

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I know someone just mistakenly
bumped this

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'cause I know everyone respects
my directive

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to keep the temperature
at 76 degrees.

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Emily... you think that

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temperature standards
are sexist, right?

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Just a dated bias
towards men's metabolic rates.

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So, how exactly
did you get to 76?

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Victoria, you've got a woman's
metabolism, right?

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Yes.

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Terrific. What do you think
of 76 degrees?

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Honestly, the number means
nothing to me.

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I don't understand Fahrenheit
and I'm not going to learn it.

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Well played.

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- [pig squealing]
- [Shred] Pig!

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Pig! Pig!
Somebody help me cut him off.

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[Victoria] I'm going to go
this way.

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I was trying to give her a bath
but the tub door unlatched.

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[Victoria] Oh, oh, oh...

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[Shred] She's going around!

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Got her!

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No, I don't!

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What did you put on her
'cause she's super slick.

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It was conditioner to get out
the canola oil,

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which was to get out the gum,
which was my bad.

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Here, here. Take this.

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[Victoria] Wait, wait, wait!

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Wait, am I doing this

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just so you can say
pig in a blanket?

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Absolutely.

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Okay.

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[Frank] There you go.

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[pig squealing]

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There we go.
Yeah, there we go.

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[pig grunting]

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What's that?
Oh yeah.

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She prefers 72 degrees
as well.

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[opening title theme song]

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♪

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♪

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Okay. Good morning everyone.
So for today we have...

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Thought you could use
some extra fuel

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since you're down a man.

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[in unison]
Hey Rick!

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You are spoiling us.

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Oh, you are the best.

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Stop it, don't mind me.
Please do your boss thing.

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That's very nice of you.

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Um... okay. So, uh...
with Patel still out,

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uh, I thought Victoria
and Shred could do

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the presentation at
Sotomayor Elementary.

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- Switching up the teams.
- Mmhmm.

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Interesting.

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Yeah. Well, Frank
can't do school visits

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'cause he's too condescending.

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Yeah. If you don't know
what a mammal is by fifth grade

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I'm gonna take you down.

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Are you okay with some
positive energy in the truck?

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It's just, I don't wanna
shock you

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after months of abuse
and joylessness.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you could throw in
a couple eye rolls

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just to ease the transition.
Call me an idiot.

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I can do that.

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Yeah. I'd bring a phonebook
for him to sit on, maybe.

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He can see over the dash.
Bring some toys.

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Frank, if you need a hand today,
I'd be happy to ride along.

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Huh? Just like
the old days.

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Butch and Sundance?

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[chuckling]

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[imitating gun noises]

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Rick was the most tolerable
partner I've ever had.

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Stop it.

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You know, you don't need
to do that.

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No, it's fine.

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You know, I don't wanna
take advantage of you.

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I brought coffee
the past four days.

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Clearly, I miss being here. Please.

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[begging]
Please!

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Please.

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Okay.

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Yay! Alright.

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That's fun.

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I'm back!

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[Shred] Patel!

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Hey!

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[all] Hey!!!!

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You're back!

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Oh... sorry
to kill the vibe.

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You still have one
more day of suspension.

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Yeah, totally.

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I was wondering if I could
come back a day early.

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All three of my kids are home
sick from school.

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It is unimaginable.

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Yeah, I guess you could do

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your online gun safety training
from here.

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That's fine.

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[sighs]
Oh, thank you.

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[Emily] Yeah, that's fine.

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Oh, hey. Patel. If you're back
just a quick heads up,

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you can't use
the panini press.

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I found a gob of gouda
last time.

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Come on, man.
That wasn't my gouda gob.

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I told you.

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Until Patel takes responsibility

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for his fromage felony...

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I vote that we ban him
from the press.

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All in favor say aye.

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[in unison] Aye.

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What? All of you?

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Frank, can you come see me
in my office real quick?

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No problem.

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Can you imagine if
we had motorcycles?

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[laughing]

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We will.
Let's get them.

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Hey. I am just a little worried

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about Rick being out
in the field.

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I just really don't want him
to get hurt again.

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The chances of him losing
a second ear

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are near mathematically impossible.

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I know. I know.

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Will you just make sure that
nothing happens to him?

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Well, of course,
he's my partner.

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Okay.

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It's just a little hard
to tell, uh,

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when you're being sarcastic
and when you're being sincere.

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Oh. This is my sarcastic look.

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Mmhmm.

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And this is my sincere look.

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Uh-huh-ha.

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Cool?

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Err... sure.

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Okay. Should we open with
the turtle and talk about

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how climate change is
eradicating its habitat?

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Err... that seems
a little heavy.

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Maybe we just have
the turtle eat a carrot.

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Okay.

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It feels weird to be
going back to school.

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Right? I'm actually
kinda nervous.

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School was tough for me.

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Really? I would've thought
teachers loved you.

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No, no. I was
always acting out

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and I couldn't sit still
in class.

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I had a really bad case of
ants in the pants,

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and probably dyslexia,
if I'm being honest.

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I really hated my teachers
because I went to this

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super strict parochial school
and they would shame me.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Do you think that's why
you're so...

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So what?

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Like free-spirited. Just...

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I don't...

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You know, like...
lifestyle wise.

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Hmm. What do you mean?

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I don't know.
No, it's stupid, never mind.

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I'm mess... I'm totally
messing with you.

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Yeah. No. That is
a big reason

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why I like sex and drugs
so much and hate authority.

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Yeah.

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Unless it's in the context
of role-play.

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You know what I mean?

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[chuckles nervously]

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Uh... yeah.
For sure. Cool.

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Do you remember when we worked
that software company party

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and brought the camel?

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[laughs]
Yeah.

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And somehow you got the camel
to spit on that tech bro?

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Yeah, you just tickle
their tummy.

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I learned it when I was with
the, uh, Peace Corps in Yemen.

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[chuckling]

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God. It's good to be back
in the saddle.

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[Dispatch] Truck 12.
Report of a spider loose

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at Tompkins Public Library.
1740 Denny Way.

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May I?

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But of course.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Truck 12.
How is it going out there?

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[Rick] Fine.

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Okay. Just checking in.

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Just wanna make sure
everything is okay.

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[Dispatch] Please keep this
line clear for incident calls.

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Yup. Just checking in.

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[Dispatch] Thank you.

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Okay. But I am the boss

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so I can check in
whenever I want to.

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[Dispatch] Oh, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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You're both heard
and appreciated.

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Sorry.

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How's the online
training going?

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So good. It's super informative.

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Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

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The dog pays out two to one
so I owe you 10.

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Excuse me.

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Did I just hear about some
gambling on the premises?

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We got a little game of,

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"what's the next animal
to walk through the door?"

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Oh. And you are?

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Jack, the veterinary
tech assistant.

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Patel.

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Yeah, I know.
I've been here six months.

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Oh. So... you take in
a lot of action?

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Most of the support
staff plays.

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What? How did I not know
about this?

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You guys in the field
don't know

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half of what we get
up to in the office.

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Or our names apparently.

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What else am I missing?

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Friday classic movie lunch.

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We just wrapped up a
Preston Sturges run.

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Cool.

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Well, I gotta get back to this
online-training course.

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Hey. Quick question.
What's a rabbit pay out at?

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You think VIP means us?

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We're animal cops.

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What's more VIP in
elementary school.

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Yeah, sweet.

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[whispering] Where have
you guys been?

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We got here as fast
as we could.

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[whispering] It's been over
an hour.

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Storytime was a disaster.

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A girl knocked over the
terrarium and the spider bolted.

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What section is it in?

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[whispering] YA. All the way
in the back.

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This just got complicated.

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[whispering] Why?

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It's just that tween spiders
are particularly volatile.

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[whispering] Can you please
just go get the spider?

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We'll start in YA

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and then we'll flush it
to self-improvement.

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Okay.

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[phone chimes]

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Yes?

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Hey Frank...

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[Frank] Yes?

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Hey. How is it going?

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Well, same as it was
five minutes ago.

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It's weird that
you keep checking in.

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I know. I'm just, you know,
I'm a little worried.

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Yeah. I got that.

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Tarantula at 12 o'clock.

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Uh, what?
Those are super dangerous.

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I got it.

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[grunts]

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We did it!
We got her!

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[applause]

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[Frank] Teamwork!

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Shh!

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Man! A tarantula call!
Just awesome!

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That was fun.

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You did kinda jump
in front of me there.

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Sorta like you were
nervous for me.

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You want the truth?

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Only way I take my coffee.

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Emily's worried
you're gonna get hurt again

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and she asked me to keep
an eye on you.

262
00:08:54,711 --> 00:08:55,578
Ahh.

263
00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,048
I'm worried too.

264
00:08:58,048 --> 00:09:01,652
'Cause last time it was
my fault you got hurt.

265
00:09:02,986 --> 00:09:04,187
What are you
talking about?

266
00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:05,521
When you were getting
mauled by that mink,

267
00:09:05,521 --> 00:09:07,590
I... ran away.

268
00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,661
I was terrified.
I almost peed myself.

269
00:09:13,329 --> 00:09:14,364
I'm sorry.

270
00:09:14,364 --> 00:09:15,331
Wait, what?

271
00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,267
I'm sorry you've had
to carry that around.

272
00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:18,835
God. How evolved are you?

273
00:09:18,835 --> 00:09:20,170
It was one moment, Frank.

274
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,938
Yeah. But, I mean,
I pride myself

275
00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:24,074
from being relatively brave.

276
00:09:24,074 --> 00:09:26,376
But something about that mink,

277
00:09:26,376 --> 00:09:30,914
it hit me in a primal place and
that one minute still haunts me.

278
00:09:30,914 --> 00:09:33,349
"It is not the events
that upset us,

279
00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:35,585
"it is our judgments
about them."

280
00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:37,420
Marcus Aurelius.

281
00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,922
When did you have time
to check out that book?

282
00:09:38,922 --> 00:09:40,523
I have a one swipe
express pass.

283
00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:43,293
I'm a bit of a frequent flyer
in the stoic section.

284
00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:44,460
Nerd.

285
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,797
You've gotta stop
judging yourself.

286
00:09:46,797 --> 00:09:49,199
Everything worked out
the way it was supposed to.

287
00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:50,266
Great.

288
00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,535
Now I feel both absolved
and, uh, completely inferior

289
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:53,937
as a human being to you.

290
00:09:53,937 --> 00:09:56,572
It reminds me
of, uh, Epictetus.

291
00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:57,607
He once said...

292
00:09:57,607 --> 00:10:00,210
Well, why don't we take
a quote break? Just...

293
00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:01,044
Right.

294
00:10:02,045 --> 00:10:05,048
"Do not express your
philosophy, embody it."

295
00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:07,751
That was another quote,
wasn't it?

296
00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:08,584
No.

297
00:10:09,753 --> 00:10:10,553
It was.

298
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:18,161
So this guy is one of
my personal faves.

299
00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:20,396
He's a white
New Zealand rabbit.

300
00:10:20,396 --> 00:10:22,933
Sadly, a lot of these guys
end up at the precinct

301
00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:24,300
just after Easter.

302
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,102
[voice on PA system]
Would Fred Taylor
and Victoria Sands

303
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,838
report to the Principal's
office?

304
00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:29,305
[children in unison]
Ooh!

305
00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:30,440
What? Are we in trouble?

306
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,176
Can we just leave these-
We're gonna leave these here.

307
00:10:33,176 --> 00:10:34,745
Don't open that one.

308
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,313
[children in unison]
Ooh!

309
00:10:40,616 --> 00:10:41,785
So, I have this iguana.

310
00:10:41,785 --> 00:10:43,954
My daughter went to rehab
and I can't take care of it.

311
00:10:43,954 --> 00:10:46,122
You did the right thing
bringing it in.

312
00:10:46,122 --> 00:10:49,159
At 100 to one odds.
Yeah baby!

313
00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:51,327
[all groaning]

314
00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:52,628
So, is it okay
if I leave it?

315
00:10:52,628 --> 00:10:54,931
Yes. Uh, thank you for being
a responsible citizen.

316
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,667
Okay. I don't know
what's happening

317
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,535
but it doesn't really
seem like your job.

318
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:03,539
No, it most certainly does not.
You have my Venmo.

319
00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,042
Patel! Online training.
What is happening?

320
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:08,478
Can I be candid?
I've lost a little momentum.

321
00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:09,479
Yeah, you're not gonna
finish it

322
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:10,947
by the end of the day,
are you?

323
00:11:10,947 --> 00:11:12,148
No, I'm gonna get it done
by tomorrow.

324
00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:15,185
There is literally cheese
all over the kitchen.

325
00:11:15,185 --> 00:11:16,987
If there's manchego in there,
that's on me.

326
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:18,121
Or sharp cheddar.

327
00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:19,155
You know what?

328
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,857
I'm just gonna do, like,
a general cheese clean.

329
00:11:20,857 --> 00:11:22,058
That would be great.

330
00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:26,562
Why do you think you're here?

331
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,630
[Shred] Umm...

332
00:11:27,864 --> 00:11:29,065
We don't know.
[chuckles nervously]

333
00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,033
Stop fidgeting.

334
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:34,971
Okay. Why don't you
tell us why we're here?

335
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:37,340
Well, it seems that
some people

336
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:40,476
think that they're very
important people.

337
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,045
Oh, the parking spot.

338
00:11:42,045 --> 00:11:43,814
She's talking about
the parking spot.

339
00:11:43,814 --> 00:11:46,382
Yes, the VIP parking spot,

340
00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:49,219
which is reserved for
hard-working personnel

341
00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:52,188
who have gone above and beyond
the call of duty.

342
00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:53,356
I mean, you're teachers, so...

343
00:11:53,356 --> 00:11:55,826
Señora Rosenblatt
earned it this month.

344
00:11:55,826 --> 00:11:56,893
[Victoria] Good for her.

345
00:11:56,893 --> 00:11:58,728
Okay, uh, so do you want
us to move the truck then?

346
00:11:58,728 --> 00:12:00,030
What I would've liked

347
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:03,566
is if you hadn't had parked
there in the first place.

348
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,568
Okay. Well, we can
fix that.

349
00:12:05,568 --> 00:12:07,570
Why don't you just point us
towards your time machine?

350
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:08,604
[laughing]

351
00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:11,007
Oh. A comedienne.

352
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:15,245
So... the presentation today
wasn't enough?

353
00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:17,113
You need a second stage today?

354
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:19,215
Getting attention any way
you can.

355
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:21,551
Any way you can get it. Yeah.

356
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:22,618
No.

357
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,454
Please move your vehicle
to the outer lot.

358
00:12:25,555 --> 00:12:26,522
[Principal] Now.

359
00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:27,757
Okay.

360
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,359
That is all.

361
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,730
Are you kidding me?!

362
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,867
There's an open
spot right here!

363
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:41,804
Okay. I'm not a gambler

364
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:45,141
but I'd go all in on that
being Señora Rosenblatt's car.

365
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:47,043
Wait. So she had to park
right here.

366
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,611
What's the big whoop?

367
00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:49,379
I'm mad.

368
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,114
She's wee and vindictive.

369
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:52,148
[Victoria] Yeah.

370
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:52,983
We gotta serve her back!

371
00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:53,917
Okay.

372
00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:54,584
[Victoria] Hey.

373
00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:55,218
[Shred] What?

374
00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,252
Can you draw?

375
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,421
We shouldn't.

376
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,455
I know.

377
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:01,324
It'd be hilarious though.

378
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,158
It really would.

379
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:02,625
Yeah.

380
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,894
[both giggling]

381
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:06,129
Can you do a willy?

382
00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:07,998
Oh, I can do a willy.

383
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,336
Oh, you're going...
you're going horizontal.

384
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,305
Nice. Oh. Wow.

385
00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:16,907
You really wanna
take up the canvas.

386
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:17,740
Yeah.

387
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,410
Oh. Yeah. Details.

388
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:23,079
Tada!

389
00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:24,014
Perfect.

390
00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:25,015
Thank you.

391
00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,582
- Let's get back to the kids.
- Yup.

392
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,784
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Gimme a cat.

393
00:13:28,784 --> 00:13:30,686
Any cat'll do. Come on.
Come on, come on.

394
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,956
[Patel] Dog! You've gotta be
kidding me!

395
00:13:32,956 --> 00:13:35,858
God, I can't catch a break!
How much am I down?

396
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,859
700.

397
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,328
No, that can't be right. That...

398
00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:40,296
I'm probably gonna need some
collateral at this point.

399
00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:41,764
Is your car title handy?

400
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:44,267
Yeah. Let me just, uh...

401
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:47,770
Really? I know where
you work, Patel.

402
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,172
Your desk is right there.

403
00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,478
Hey. What do you say
we grab some ribs

404
00:13:55,478 --> 00:13:57,347
to wash away any
lingering vulnerability

405
00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:58,814
from the confession.

406
00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,616
You thinking Memphis
or Texas style?

407
00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,652
Oregon. They brine them
in pinot noir.

408
00:14:02,652 --> 00:14:03,719
Ohhh.

409
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,955
[Dispatch] Truck 12.

410
00:14:04,955 --> 00:14:07,890
Report of an aggressive mink
loose at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

411
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,060
Approach with extreme caution.

412
00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:15,565
Uh... Truck 12.
Can... can you repeat that?

413
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,300
[Dispatch] Report of
an aggressive mink loose

414
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,868
at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

415
00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:21,304
No way.

416
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:25,375
So, in conclusion,
Seattle may be a city

417
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,144
but it's also home to
all kinds of critters.

418
00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:29,345
That's right.

419
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:33,049
And remember kids,
pugs not drugs.

420
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:36,686
[applause]

421
00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:38,488
[PA] Would
Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

422
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:40,523
please report to
the Principal's office?

423
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:41,691
[children in unison]
Ooh!

424
00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:42,925
[PA] Again.

425
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,160
Again?

426
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,997
[both giggling]

427
00:14:47,998 --> 00:14:50,166
Oh. You won't be laughing
when I call your supervisor.

428
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,502
Can she do that?

429
00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:55,771
No gum.

430
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,415
Oh, good! You're making
another sandwich.

431
00:15:05,415 --> 00:15:07,617
Just one last panini before
I get into the deep clean.

432
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,752
Mmhmm. Well, I have
something for you.

433
00:15:09,752 --> 00:15:13,356
Your three-animal parlay hit and
I had to Google what that meant.

434
00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:15,025
Dolores told me everything.

435
00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:16,692
Seriously?

436
00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:17,860
You're a field guy.

437
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,930
You were always
gonna take the fall.

438
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,633
Patel, you know, I am... I am
extending your suspension.

439
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,068
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.

440
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,269
You don't want me,
I'm the small fish.

441
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:27,437
You want Jack.
He's the kingpin.

442
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,938
Yeah, well Jack has
two open lawsuits

443
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:30,106
against the department
right now

444
00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:31,474
so he's kind of untouchable.

445
00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:33,109
Listen to me, you can't
suspend me for another week.

446
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:34,744
My kids have bronchitis
for God knows how long.

447
00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:37,713
Bronchitis lingers, Emily.
It lingers.

448
00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:40,650
How is that my problem?
I'm... I'm sorry.

449
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:41,651
What? No.

450
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,386
Hey, hey. The punishment
doesn't fit the crime.

451
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,220
Sorry.

452
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,155
Emily, hey!

453
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:46,089
What?

454
00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:48,658
Oh... this isn't
about me bonding

455
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:49,759
with the support staff
at all.

456
00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:52,962
This is about you
and some side feelings

457
00:15:52,962 --> 00:15:54,930
that you're having that
you're taking out on me.

458
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,266
What are you talking about?

459
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,501
Are you worried about Rick
being out in the field again

460
00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,802
because you're vibing
with him?

461
00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,604
Wha... What?

462
00:16:01,604 --> 00:16:03,473
You know, as a married guy
I have certain insights.

463
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,175
And you're... you're vibing
and you're freaking out

464
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,142
because you're worried

465
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:07,343
that he's gonna get
hurt again or something.

466
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,979
No. There is no...
there is... there is no vibe.

467
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:11,847
There's no vibe!
There's no vibe!

468
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:12,948
Let me assure you,

469
00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:14,750
what happened out there
was a very rare situation.

470
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,152
It's not gonna happen again.

471
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,591
Hey! Rick's responding
to another mink call.

472
00:16:21,591 --> 00:16:22,658
[both] What?

473
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,327
If that pays out
that's 50 to one!

474
00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:26,362
[laughing]

475
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,264
God, I hope Rick's okay.

476
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:34,670
Hey. We're here
about the mink.

477
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:35,838
He's on court seven.

478
00:16:41,944 --> 00:16:42,945
Oh, man.

479
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,448
This is your moment.

480
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,682
Our moment, yes.

481
00:16:46,682 --> 00:16:47,817
Your moment.

482
00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,985
To face your regret
and rectify it

483
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,721
and let you be
totally integrated

484
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:54,056
with the man you know
you are.

485
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,725
Imagine the catharsis.

486
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,560
Absolutely. Totally.

487
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,329
But imagine your catharsis

488
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:02,198
at facing down arguably
your greatest enemy,

489
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:05,368
capturing it and then righting
this wrong in the universe.

490
00:17:05,368 --> 00:17:09,172
I've already said that my enemy
was my archangel in disguise.

491
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,005
This is all you.

492
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:12,342
Rick... I insist.

493
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,344
You wanna go in together?

494
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,011
I just don't wanna steal
your catharsis.

495
00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:18,648
Okay.

496
00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:30,726
[Frank] What the?!

497
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:34,730
Hey! Rick! Rick!
Come on, man!

498
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,699
How's it feel
to be abandoned?!

499
00:17:36,699 --> 00:17:38,768
Rick. Open the door!
It's in here with me!

500
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:41,404
Rick, what are you doing?
Rick, please!

501
00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:41,837
[mink hissing]

502
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:51,013
[panting]

503
00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:52,382
I'm sorry.

504
00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:53,783
It's okay.

505
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:54,750
Oh! The latch!

506
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,018
The latch, latch,
latch, latch, latch!!!

507
00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:57,520
Oh, it's on.
It's on. It's on.

508
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,755
Oh... I'm sorry. PTSD.

509
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:02,225
That's how he got me
last time.

510
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:04,460
Man, I got some stuff
bubbling up, huh?

511
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,361
Yeah.

512
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:08,198
So, you gonna let me out?

513
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:12,535
Hmm? Yes. Yeah. Whoo!
He's in there, right?

514
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:13,469
Yeah.

515
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:14,937
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm all good.

516
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:16,406
I didn't mean to do that,
sorry. Sorry, sorry.

517
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:17,440
It's all good, baby.

518
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,413
[knocking on door]

519
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,914
Well, that must be
your supervisor.

520
00:18:24,914 --> 00:18:26,148
Come in.

521
00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:32,154
Oh. I was expecting someone
named Emily?

522
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,590
You got Emily's boss.
Amit Patel.

523
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,658
This was too important

524
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:38,127
so I had to shoot it
right upstairs to me.

525
00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:41,664
Sadly, I am an expert
in these two.

526
00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:42,598
Mmhmm.

527
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:43,899
What do you have to say
for yourselves?

528
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:48,738
I guess... we're sorry.

529
00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:49,672
Yeah, I guess
we're sorry.

530
00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:51,274
Oh, you guess you're sorry?

531
00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:53,576
Do apologies like that fly
at Sotomayor Elementary?

532
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:54,510
No, they don't.

533
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,279
Nor do they at Precinct 22!

534
00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:59,749
So let me do it for you
the right way.

535
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,751
I sincerely apologize.

536
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:05,588
Not only to you personally but
to the entire school district.

537
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,823
And it goes without saying
that we will be paying

538
00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:11,594
any cost related to removing
any offending genitalia.

539
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:12,828
Yuck!

540
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:15,097
Well, I appreciate that.

541
00:19:15,097 --> 00:19:18,434
[sighs] And we appreciate
you, Principal.

542
00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,536
I hope to see you again.
Let's go.

543
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,638
- Now!
- Yup.

544
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:24,874
[Patel] And I can
promise you, this is not
the end of it for them.

545
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:25,675
Thank you.

546
00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:26,809
Did you want some gum?

547
00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:28,478
No. You guys are lucky
I picked up the phone.

548
00:19:28,478 --> 00:19:30,145
Yes. Thank you so much, partner.

549
00:19:30,145 --> 00:19:31,947
I'm not sure you two make
a good combo.

550
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:33,883
Hmm, yeah. From, like,
a work perspective...

551
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:34,850
no, probably not.

552
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,185
No, but from a
vandalism standpoint

553
00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:38,053
I think we really
complement each other.

554
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,855
[both giggling]

555
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,891
Okay. Well, I gotta get
outta here.

556
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:42,958
Let's go.

557
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,898
- [Patel] Guys.
- [both giggling]

558
00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:56,506
Rick, this is gonna sound
weird but I wanna thank you

559
00:19:56,506 --> 00:20:00,643
for locking me in the octagon
with the Royce Gracie of minks.

560
00:20:00,643 --> 00:20:03,045
I actually feel a sense
of catharsis.

561
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:05,415
I got a good glimpse
of my shadow self.

562
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:08,484
I'm so disappointed.
I can't imagine how you feel.

563
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:12,221
Dude. We're square.
It's all good, really.

564
00:20:15,891 --> 00:20:18,093
Some say this is John Huston's
finest work.

565
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,331
That is debatable but what's not
is that this is a riveting film

566
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:24,600
and epitomizes the genre
known as noir.

567
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,537
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Maltese Falcon.

568
00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,271
[applause]

569
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,111
Black and white?

570
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:41,851
I've been texting you!
We got a call.

571
00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:42,918
Oh, seriously?

572
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:45,521
Yeah, seriously.
We're responders, we respond.

573
00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:47,122
That's our job.
Let's go.

574
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,090
Okay.

575
00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:49,925
It's alright, man.
You belong in the field.

576
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:51,727
Truth is, you can't afford
to be in the office.

577
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:53,429
Hey, I'm gonna get you
that 500 bucks.

578
00:20:53,429 --> 00:20:54,864
And when you do,
you'll get your phone back.

579
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,099
Bye guys.

580
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,068
Did you want me
to turn these off?

581
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,770
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.

582
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,937
[all] Come on!

583
00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:03,706
[booing]