1
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[yelling and chanting]

2
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thanks. Sorry.

3
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Good luck.

4
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You couldn't find
a bigger rat?

5
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Ah!

6
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Exciting day.
What's happening?

7
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I was doing crowd control

8
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when that huge balloon rat
spooked my horse.

9
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Well, I'm a bit of
a horse whisperer,

10
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so I'll talk to her.

11
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She better hurry up.
Breakfast ends at 10:00.

12
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It's a joke.

13
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Ah!

14
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Hi, Officer.

15
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Wow. Ok.

16
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Even for someone your size,
that is a lot of granola.

17
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Alright. Good job.

18
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Alright, you stopped.

19
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That's impressive.

20
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Yeah. I grew up
with horses.

21
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No, man.

22
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They got a crepe station
and a waffle bar!

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Why don't you come on
over here.

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[Frank] Here you go.

25
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I'll get you back
to the truck.

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[snorts]

27
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No?

28
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Well, she's either still
afraid of that huge rat

29
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or very anti-union.

30
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You want me to go outside
and deflate the rat?

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Shred, as much as I'd like
to see you get your ass kicked

32
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by a bunch of economically
strapped culinary workers...

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[yelling and chanting]

34
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I think we need to find
another way out of here.

35
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Officer Shaw and Officer
Wilbur exiting the building.

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Shred, if you're outside,
take pictures.

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I look... awesome.

38
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[theme song]

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♪

40
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♪

41
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I think I'm gonna
break up with Camila.

42
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What are you
talking about?

43
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I just keep thinking
about Emily

44
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and it's not fair to Camila,
so we have to break up.

45
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Next vacation day I get,

46
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I'm flying to Europe and
I'm gonna do it in person.

47
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It's the honorable thing.

48
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Honorable, rash, insanely
expensive and, uh,

49
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I'm not sure
you have the time.

50
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Why wouldn't I have
enough time?

51
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Emily asked about you.

52
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Oh, my god!
What did she say?

53
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She said she was interested.

54
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What?! And then what
did you say?!

55
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I told her you were
with Camila.

56
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And then what did
she say?!

57
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Seriously, let go of my arm.

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Ok. Sorry.

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I said you were totally
into Camila

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and that she should go
on a date with Rick

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because he asked her
to dinner... in Canada.

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What?! Rick?! Canada?!

63
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She was just asking if she
should even go out with him.

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Well, thanks to you,
now the clock's ticking

65
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and I have to tell Emily
how I feel.

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Well, just tell her!

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Frank! I can't make
a move on Emily

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before I've broken up
with Camila!

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It wouldn't be honorable.

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What is this, feudal Japan?

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Just call her and then
talk to Emily.

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I have to look Camila in
the eyes when I do it, Frank.

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You sound like
a serial killer.

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Just call her!

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Shred, come here.

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Hey.

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Hey, do you want to see
something extremely cute?

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Always.

79
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Ok. This little girl
sent me a letter

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asking for a unicorn license.

81
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This is like exactly
what I would have done

82
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when I was little.

83
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That's adorable.

84
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I know. She wants to
keep it in her backyard.

85
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You should write her back
on official stationary.

86
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That is an amazing idea.

87
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Yeah. And maybe like put
glitter inside the envelope.

88
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[gasps] Yes!

89
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Wait, were you also
once a little girl

90
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with a unicorn obsession?

91
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[laughs]

92
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You were.

93
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I have to make a quick
FaceTime call.

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Ok.

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Oh, good lord.

96
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Did you wipe the bike
down after?

97
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I always do, come on.

98
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Cause there's often a puddle.

99
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Buddy, you're not gonna be
able to bring me down today.

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I'm riding so high.

101
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I got a full night's sleep
for the first time in 11 years.

102
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Don't let your endorphins
cloud how not ok that outfit is.

103
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Yeah, it's a micro-aggression.

104
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All three kids slept
through the night.

105
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I mean, I don't wanna jinx
this thing, but maybe I will.

106
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I'm whipping this bitch
called parenthood

107
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and there's no looking back.

108
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Next!

109
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Maybe next you should
have a quick rinse.

110
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Yeah? Or maybe I should
do this.

111
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Oh!

112
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Now you're gonna have
to wipe that down

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and the plant.

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Hey, everyone,
I have some...

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um, some sad news.
C-38 died.

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Oh my god, really?

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[Emily] Yeah.

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The cougar?
What happened?

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From the stills
form the trail camera

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it seems like natural causes,

121
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but they've asked if we can
come pick up the body.

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I'll get him.

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I'll come with you.

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Alright. Good luck guys.

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I'll just be here
crushing it.

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You should shower, please.

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It's what C-38
would have wanted.

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[FaceTime chimes]

129
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[exhales]

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Shred! What's up, bro?

131
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Cole? What are you doing
with Camila's phone?

132
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Ah, dude, she left it
in the lodge.

133
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She's up on the mountain.
Why, what's up?

134
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Where are you right now?

135
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Seattle. Hey, can you have
her call me back?

136
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It's kind of important, man.

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Totally, dude.

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Cool.

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Yo, what's Seattle like?

140
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I'm sorry, Cole, I actually
gotta, I gotta jump, man.

141
00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:03,414
Yeah, Austria is
weird man.

142
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The snow is like
total concrete.

143
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Alright, just have her,
just have her call me.

144
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Ok.

145
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There he is.

146
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What are you doing?

147
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I'm covering the camera.

148
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I want you to be able
to mourn in private.

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I'm fine.

150
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Come on, Frank.

151
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You guys had a really
special connection.

152
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You literally risked your
job to save that animal.

153
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I have tissues, I think.

154
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I'm good.

155
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You can just help me get
him in the truck.

156
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You know what?

157
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna give
you a moment alone with him.

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I'll be right here.

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Victoria...

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Are you crying?

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No. Will you help?

162
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I'm sorry.

163
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Help me.

164
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I thought you were crying.

165
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Right, and I'm the one
with the emotional issues.

166
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Ok, I'll just
do this by myself.

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[Rick] Oh, that's perfect!
Maybe add a rainbow.

168
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Ok, what is it with you
and rainbows?

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That's four now.
It's crazy.

170
00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:04,207
Hey! Party's
in here I guess.

171
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Oh, Shred.
Rick had the best idea.

172
00:06:06,009 --> 00:06:07,210
Oh, it's not
really anything.

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It's just an add-on to
your awesome letter idea.

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Yeah, well there's
no I in unicorn.

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Except for the one.

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We're making an actual
unicorn license for Sophie

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and then I'm gonna
take it to her house

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and present it to her.

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That's amazing.
I love that.

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Rick, what are you doing
here in the office?

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I just stopped by
to say hi.

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Drop off some coffees.

183
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That is your jam.
I love it.

184
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Hey, I'm gonna go on a
bagel run for the office.

185
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Anyone want anything?

186
00:06:31,602 --> 00:06:33,169
Wait, you're doing
a bagel run?

187
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Yeah. Are you ok?

188
00:06:34,337 --> 00:06:35,438
Is this about C-38?

189
00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,873
Do you guys want
bagels or not?

190
00:06:36,873 --> 00:06:38,208
I will take a blueberry.

191
00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,209
No.

192
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Plain.

193
00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:41,678
I'll just do like a...

194
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[in unison]
Poppyseed.

195
00:06:42,846 --> 00:06:43,547
No!

196
00:06:43,547 --> 00:06:44,180
Are you kidding me?

197
00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,248
No one likes poppyseed!

198
00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:46,116
Did you hear that?

199
00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:47,283
Hey, Frank,

200
00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,352
you're getting all these
bagels for the whole office

201
00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:51,888
and probably some orange
juice, I'm guessing.

202
00:06:51,888 --> 00:06:53,089
Do you think you
need somebody

203
00:06:53,089 --> 00:06:54,190
to help you carry
all that?

204
00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:55,191
Good call.

205
00:06:55,191 --> 00:06:55,892
Yeah.

206
00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:57,961
Does... does Rick
seem logical?

207
00:06:57,961 --> 00:06:59,429
Just cause everyone else
here is providing

208
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a professional service.

209
00:07:00,697 --> 00:07:03,133
Uh, nope. I need Rick
on sparkle duty.

210
00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,268
Oh, that's coming
from the top, my friend.

211
00:07:05,268 --> 00:07:07,203
Can't do anything
about that.

212
00:07:07,203 --> 00:07:08,639
Alright, Shred.
Let's go.

213
00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:10,206
Ok.

214
00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:11,241
Ok, let's get
serious here.

215
00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:12,909
Ok, let's get serious
with another rainbow!

216
00:07:17,781 --> 00:07:19,916
You took me out of the picture
with a bagel run?

217
00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,752
Why don't you just get them
a hotel room together?

218
00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:23,286
You know what, I'm out.
I'm out of the triangle.

219
00:07:23,286 --> 00:07:24,788
You can't get out
of the triangle.

220
00:07:24,788 --> 00:07:25,722
You made the triangle.

221
00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:27,123
Oh, just call Camila!

222
00:07:27,123 --> 00:07:27,991
I tried.

223
00:07:28,091 --> 00:07:29,893
This guy named Cole
answered the phone.

224
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He took my message

225
00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:32,128
but he's had a bunch
of concussions.

226
00:07:32,128 --> 00:07:34,264
Shocker. Why don't
you call her back?

227
00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,002
Calling her back.

228
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[FaceTime chimes]

229
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[exhales]

230
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Shred! What's up, dude?

231
00:07:43,473 --> 00:07:47,243
Hey, Cole, you still have
Camila's phone.

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00:07:47,243 --> 00:07:48,812
[Cole] I forgot to give it
back to her, dude.

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That is my bad.

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00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:51,147
[Shred] I really need
to talk to her, bud,

235
00:07:51,147 --> 00:07:53,750
so if you could give it back
to her, I'd appreciate it.

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I am on a weird Austrian bus
all by myself right now,

237
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but I will give it
back to her.

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Thanks, man.

239
00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:01,191
Yeah, dude.
No worries.

240
00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:02,525
I'll talk to you soon, bro.

241
00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,629
Cole seems solid.

242
00:08:06,763 --> 00:08:09,032
Hi, I'm Emily
from Animal Control.

243
00:08:09,032 --> 00:08:10,366
Hi, did you get my letter?

244
00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:14,705
I did and I have something
very special to give you.

245
00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,372
Thank you so much
for doing this.

246
00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,173
Are you kidding?

247
00:08:17,173 --> 00:08:18,642
It's the best part
of my job.

248
00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:20,143
That's my cat, Olive.

249
00:08:20,143 --> 00:08:22,045
That's my cat, Monkey.

250
00:08:22,045 --> 00:08:23,113
[meows]

251
00:08:23,113 --> 00:08:25,649
And that's my cat
French Fry, the white one.

252
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He's asthmatic.

253
00:08:26,717 --> 00:08:28,184
Oh, French Fry.

254
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Ok, Sophie, this certificate
is giving you permission

255
00:08:32,355 --> 00:08:35,959
to keep exactly one unicorn
in your backyard

256
00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:37,160
as long as you follow

257
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,130
all of the official animal
control unicorn keeping rules.

258
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Thank you.

259
00:08:41,297 --> 00:08:43,466
I'd also like to present you

260
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with the official Animal
Control regulation binder

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which is filled
with all of the rules

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that we follow
every single day

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to take care of
the city's animals.

264
00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,242
All the rules?

265
00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:53,476
And the subsections too.

266
00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:56,647
Oh, thank you, Sophie.

267
00:08:56,647 --> 00:08:57,814
[meows]

268
00:08:57,814 --> 00:08:58,749
[Donna] Oh, look.

269
00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:00,684
Elmer is here for
the great news as well.

270
00:09:00,684 --> 00:09:02,853
Oh, you guys have
a fourth cat.

271
00:09:02,853 --> 00:09:03,887
Mmhmm.

272
00:09:04,554 --> 00:09:07,223
Can I just take a quick peek
at that binder?

273
00:09:07,223 --> 00:09:09,592
Check something
about four cats...

274
00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:15,031
Hey! How'd it go
with the unicorn girl?

275
00:09:15,031 --> 00:09:16,733
Um, well I gave her
the license

276
00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:19,002
and then I robbed her
of her innocence

277
00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:20,336
by taking away her cat.

278
00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:21,571
Why would you do that?

279
00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:25,541
Well, you know, section 12,
subsection 17a, article V.

280
00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,510
"Private residences
may have up to,

281
00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,512
"but not in excess
of three cats."

282
00:09:29,512 --> 00:09:30,881
And Sophie had four.

283
00:09:30,881 --> 00:09:32,916
Sophie had a choice
of what cat had to go.

284
00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:34,951
So... Sophie's choice.

285
00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:35,852
[Shred laughs]

286
00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:36,586
Great movie.

287
00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:37,620
Yeah, I like it.

288
00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:40,023
[meows]

289
00:09:40,023 --> 00:09:41,024
Thanks.

290
00:09:41,024 --> 00:09:42,092
Hey, are you ok?

291
00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:45,729
I'm sorry Rick's idea
went so horribly.

292
00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:47,698
Empanadas, everyone.

293
00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:48,732
Yeah.

294
00:09:48,732 --> 00:09:50,300
Oh, I'm still full
from bagels

295
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,902
but I could have
an empanada.

296
00:09:51,902 --> 00:09:53,870
Everybody dig in.
They're on me.

297
00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,371
Wait, did you say,
"they're on me?"

298
00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:56,206
Yeah.

299
00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:56,973
I'm just gonna say it,

300
00:09:56,973 --> 00:09:58,074
I'm really worried
about you.

301
00:09:58,074 --> 00:09:59,409
Hey, can we not judge
his grieving process?

302
00:09:59,409 --> 00:10:00,443
Thank you.

303
00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:01,411
Is this spinach,
you think?

304
00:10:01,411 --> 00:10:02,478
Espinaca.

305
00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:04,614
You've just had like no
reaction to C-38's death

306
00:10:04,614 --> 00:10:07,150
and I want you to know
that it's ok to let it out.

307
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:10,253
I saw him in person once
and I feel attached.

308
00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:12,055
You remember when
we saw him together?

309
00:10:12,055 --> 00:10:13,757
Yeah.

310
00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:15,558
I apologize for not
breaking down more.

311
00:10:15,558 --> 00:10:18,328
And doing two separate
food runs.

312
00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:21,131
Still no thank yous,
by the way.

313
00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:22,298
[all] Thank you!

314
00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:23,399
Too late.

315
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:25,936
I just feel like you need
something to help you

316
00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:26,937
process your grief.

317
00:10:26,937 --> 00:10:28,004
No, I don't.

318
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,940
That cougar was arguably
your best friend.

319
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,308
It wasn't a person.
It was a wild animal.

320
00:10:32,308 --> 00:10:34,845
And animals literally
die every second.

321
00:10:34,845 --> 00:10:35,678
It's nature.

322
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,814
So, for the last time,
I'm fine.

323
00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,917
Oh, I've got an idea.

324
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,253
I hate to say this, but
I'm gonna call Templeton.

325
00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:48,124
[bagpipes humming]

326
00:10:48,124 --> 00:11:03,106
♪

327
00:11:03,106 --> 00:11:04,540
♪

328
00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:13,549
Thank you, Templeton

329
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,952
and thank you Victoria
for bringing us all together

330
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:20,523
to celebrate the life of
our beloved cougar, C-38.

331
00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:23,059
We will all feel his absence
for a long time

332
00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:26,562
as we struggle to imagine
a Seattle without him.

333
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,499
[drumming sounds]

334
00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,001
Sorry, are there drums?

335
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:31,868
Guys!

336
00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:34,537
Hey! Keep it down.

337
00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:37,340
It's the wrong soundtrack
for a funeral.

338
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,843
Diminishes the haunting
beauty of my Kilberry.

339
00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:42,745
Ok, where was I? Um...

340
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,914
She's so clumsy.

341
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:45,215
[Emily] Oh, no...

342
00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:46,917
Like a newborn foal.

343
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,519
You know what?
I can do it without...

344
00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:54,057
C-38 lived a long life
for a cat,

345
00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:56,692
'cause 12 years for
a human would be,

346
00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:58,228
like, really tragic.

347
00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,730
Ah, but you know,
pivoting from that

348
00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:04,367
he was... special to us all.

349
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,905
Would anyone else like
to say a few words?

350
00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:09,705
Frank?

351
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:10,573
I'm good.

352
00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:14,945
Ok. Well, then Jack,
would you do us the honors?

353
00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:17,080
Color Party, attention.

354
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,448
[grunts]

355
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,715
Shoulder arms.

356
00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:21,451
[grunts]

357
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,055
Squad, regimental salute.
Present arms.

358
00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,722
[grunts]

359
00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:28,124
[Patel] Oh, they're
using the net guns.

360
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,192
Wow.

361
00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:30,793
Squad, shoulder arms.

362
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,794
[grunts]

363
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:40,904
[drumming]

364
00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:42,138
Are you kidding me?

365
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,539
[Victoria] Hey, Frank, um...

366
00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:45,041
Frank, you don't have to...

367
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,276
Oh, boy.

368
00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:47,643
Hey!

369
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:50,313
Do you not see that there's
a funeral 30 feet from here?

370
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:52,648
Could this completely
out of sync noise pollution

371
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,717
have waited
until we were gone?

372
00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,286
Uh... uh...

373
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:03,393
[drumming continues]

374
00:13:03,393 --> 00:13:04,594
Hey, man!

375
00:13:04,594 --> 00:13:05,628
[crashing]

376
00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:07,663
How many bongo trophies
do you guys have?

377
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,799
There's one!

378
00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:10,733
Frank!

379
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,268
Now it sounds better,
I guarantee it.

380
00:13:12,268 --> 00:13:13,669
[Frank] There you go!

381
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,105
That stupid...

382
00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:23,446
That may not be entirely
about the drums.

383
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,085
[Emily] This is turning
into a day.

384
00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,587
Frank falling apart.
I confiscated that cat.

385
00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:33,289
It's just, Sophie loves
rules so much,

386
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:34,857
I felt like it would be
confusing for her

387
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,759
to break my own regulations.

388
00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:38,294
It feels like it was
kind of my fault,

389
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:39,695
the license was my idea.

390
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,997
No.

391
00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:43,533
[chuckles] Love that
accountability, Rick.

392
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,868
I'm just totally gonna
have French Fry nightmares.

393
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:46,802
I guess this whole thing

394
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,204
has sort of turned
into a nightmare.

395
00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,940
You were doing what
you thought was right.

396
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,975
Yeah, I think I messed up.

397
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:54,677
Maybe on this one,

398
00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:56,379
we don't follow
the rules.

399
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,948
I like where you're going.

400
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,482
Mind if I plus that idea?

401
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,351
Maybe there's a loophole
on this one.

402
00:14:01,351 --> 00:14:02,986
Households can't have
more than three cats,

403
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,055
but what if it wasn't
a cat?

404
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,657
Oh, my god.

405
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:08,959
Oh, my god, so good.

406
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:09,459
Right?

407
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:10,026
So good!

408
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:10,660
Yes!

409
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,527
Are we thinking the same?

410
00:14:11,527 --> 00:14:12,228
- Yes!
- Oh, my god.

411
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,563
You the man!

412
00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:14,830
Guys, what's so good?

413
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,734
[Emily] I took French Fry
from you this morning

414
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,336
and that was not
very nice.

415
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,138
Though she was just
following protocol.

416
00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,206
Right.

417
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:26,376
But when I took French Fry
to Animal Control,

418
00:14:26,376 --> 00:14:28,678
something magical happened.

419
00:14:28,678 --> 00:14:29,545
What?

420
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:31,314
[both gasps]

421
00:14:31,314 --> 00:14:34,684
French Fry turned
into a caticorn.

422
00:14:34,684 --> 00:14:37,520
So now you have
three cats

423
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,156
and a magical caticorn,

424
00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:43,393
and that's not in violation
of any Seattle code.

425
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:44,060
No.

426
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,161
It's just all so magical.

427
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:45,996
Yeah.

428
00:14:45,996 --> 00:14:47,430
I love him.
Thank you.

429
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:55,038
♪

430
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:57,840
Okay, don't get
too wasted, Carol.

431
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,409
Oh, man.
I need a drink.

432
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:01,544
It's open bar.
Collette's treat.

433
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:04,114
Uh... no, no, no.
I said I got the first round.

434
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,515
That's it. That's it.

435
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:07,383
Thirty year-old scotch,
can you cancel that, please?

436
00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:09,385
And the queso starter.
Thank you.

437
00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:13,056
Everything cool with you?

438
00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:15,091
Long day. I just had
a bunch of neuter jobs.

439
00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:17,560
Mm. I got fixed
a month ago.

440
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,062
You're doing
the Lord's work.

441
00:15:19,929 --> 00:15:22,798
[Patel] I'm at the top of both
my parenting and sex game

442
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:23,733
but more kids?

443
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:26,036
It's a good thing
I can't have them.

444
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:31,207
So, uh, which one
do I blow into?

445
00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,642
[flirtatious laughter]

446
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:36,746
This one.
I'll show you.

447
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,883
[bagpipes humming]

448
00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:45,721
That's lovely.
What is that?

449
00:15:45,721 --> 00:15:48,624
The opening bars
of Sexual Healing.

450
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:49,459
I'll be right back.

451
00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:50,660
Okay.

452
00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:52,662
Hey.

453
00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:53,763
Hi.

454
00:15:53,763 --> 00:15:55,731
Um, I actually wanted to talk
to you about something

455
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:56,999
when you get a second.

456
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,968
I think I have a second
right now.

457
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:01,171
Well, now's not good, actually.

458
00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:01,904
Soon.

459
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:03,939
Soon will be good
but not now.

460
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:04,974
Ok.

461
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:06,842
There he is!

462
00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:10,580
Oh.

463
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,681
Bye.

464
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,118
[glass clinking]

465
00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,587
Everybody, could you
bring it in?

466
00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:19,422
I should probably address
the elephant in the room.

467
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:21,257
Hey, uh-nah.
We're off the clock here.

468
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:22,825
[crowd laughs]

469
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,496
Sorry about those bongos
I almost hit you with, Jack.

470
00:16:26,496 --> 00:16:27,330
Mmhmm.

471
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,965
I obviously lost
my mind earlier

472
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:33,636
and though drum circles
and hippies are a scourge,

473
00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:35,671
my behavior
was not warranted.

474
00:16:35,671 --> 00:16:40,643
This is weird, but
I looked up to C-38.

475
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:41,777
I mean, if he were here,

476
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:44,147
he'd kill most of us
who couldn't run fast.

477
00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:45,315
Sorry, Patel.

478
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:46,382
He had a set
of steak knives

479
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,151
at the end of each
of his paws.

480
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:50,553
So cool.

481
00:16:51,687 --> 00:16:53,889
You know, I always
kind of looked at him

482
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,893
as a beautiful, lone wolf
who was a cougar.

483
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,462
Yeah, it's getting away
from me.

484
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:02,798
I'm gonna miss him.

485
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,902
[phone rings]

486
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,837
Oh, I'm so sorry.

487
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,239
I'm really sorry, Frank!

488
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,841
Hey, Camila. Let me...

489
00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:13,509
Let me just get
somewhere quiet.

490
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,678
Let's raise a glass
to C-38, shall we?

491
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:16,646
Yes!

492
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:17,680
[all] To C-38!

493
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,748
[Frank] Next round is
on me, guys.

494
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:19,849
Nothing top-shelf.

495
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:20,816
[voice] Thanks Frank.

496
00:17:21,351 --> 00:17:22,418
Oh, no.

497
00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,520
Oh, Patel...

498
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,988
I'm sorry, I should
have warned you

499
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,857
my toasts have been known
to bring the house down.

500
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:29,992
It's not your words.
It's my life.

501
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,728
Maya's pregnant.

502
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:34,930
[Victoria] How?
You got a vasectomy.

503
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,366
One in 1,000 don't take.

504
00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:39,769
I'm one in 1,000.

505
00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:43,406
This is good news, buddy.

506
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:44,340
Absolutely.

507
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,343
It's a blessing.
Excuse me.

508
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,248
[Camila] Shred, hey,
guess what?

509
00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:53,283
What?

510
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,084
[Camila] My whole family
came into town.

511
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,386
They surprised me
at the race.

512
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:57,420
Amazing!

513
00:17:58,254 --> 00:17:59,389
Hey, do you have
a second?

514
00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,191
There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.

515
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,625
What's up?

516
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,859
I'm more nervous
than I thought I'd be.

517
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:04,860
Oh, my god. Mama...

518
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:07,530
[speaking in Spanish]

519
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:09,865
Camila, I care
about you so much,

520
00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,434
but being apart
has been harder than

521
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:12,568
I thought it would be

522
00:18:12,568 --> 00:18:14,204
and this could be the biggest
mistake of my life,

523
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:16,539
but I think we
should break up.

524
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:23,546
You're handling this
with incredible grace.

525
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:24,780
Is this how you tell me?

526
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,081
Ok, spotty reception.

527
00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:27,283
I can't believe this.

528
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,784
I wish I didn't have
to do it like this,

529
00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:31,621
in front of your entire
family and... Cole.

530
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:33,155
[Cole] What's up, dude?

531
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,257
[Camila] This is about
Emily, isn't it?

532
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:35,591
No. I... I
wouldn't do that.

533
00:18:35,591 --> 00:18:38,093
Nothing's happened yet.
I'm honorable.

534
00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:40,396
Es stupido!

535
00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,732
Oh, she spit right
on the camera.

536
00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:45,235
And you also suck
as a snowboarder.

537
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,770
Wait, Camila! Camila!

538
00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:52,575
This probably isn't
a redial situation.

539
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:53,976
[Templeton] Probably not.

540
00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:55,278
[Dolores]
Yeah, definitely not.

541
00:18:56,111 --> 00:18:57,813
[laughter]

542
00:18:57,813 --> 00:19:00,650
[bagpipes humming]

543
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:03,586
[laughter and bagpipes hum]

544
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:11,794
Hey.

545
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:12,862
Wanna buy a boat?

546
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:13,929
Yeah.

547
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:15,498
What did you do
to your hand?

548
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:17,500
Oh, snagged it
on a snare drum

549
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,501
that I threw
into the woods.

550
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,135
Did you disinfect it?

551
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,136
Yes.

552
00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:22,672
With a filthy poncho.

553
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:23,839
You're an idiot.

554
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:24,940
Absolutely.

555
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:29,879
Thank you for today.

556
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:30,946
Sure.

557
00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:33,182
Really.

558
00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:34,350
Anytime.

559
00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:36,552
Really.

560
00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:40,556
[Patel] Why am I so fertile?!

561
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,557
[vomiting]

562
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,124
Oh, no.

563
00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:42,825
Oh, boy.

564
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,295
I should help him.

565
00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:46,829
Yeah, I'm gonna
help him.

566
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:47,830
Yeah.

567
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,668
Ok, buddy, let's
get you back inside.

568
00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:53,736
[Patel] One in 1,000.

569
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,037
Yeah.

570
00:19:55,037 --> 00:19:57,039
Ok, well you still
owe me a dinner date,

571
00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:58,974
so don't think I forgot
about that.

572
00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:01,076
I think I shot a little
low last time.

573
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,978
Uh, Paris? Let's do...
well Paris.

574
00:20:02,978 --> 00:20:04,013
Yeah, you know,

575
00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:07,350
that just feels like a second
date type of a thing.

576
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,218
Well, you pick the place.

577
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,753
I'll go anywhere.

578
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,390
Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Have you seen Emily?

579
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,926
No, but have you seen this?

580
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,328
Oh.

581
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:20,330
I can't...

582
00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:36,946
♪ As I was a goin' over

583
00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:38,914
♪ the cork and
Kerry mountains ♪

584
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,616
♪ I met with captain Farrell

585
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,852
♪ and his money
he was counting ♪

586
00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:44,754
♪ I first produced me pistol

587
00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:46,456
♪ and then I threw
me rapier ♪

588
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,257
♪ I said "stand and deliver"

589
00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:50,360
♪ for you are
the grand deceiver ♪

590
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,895
♪ Mush-a ring dumb-a do
dumba-a da ♪

591
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:56,265
♪ Whack fall me daddy-o,
whack fall me daddy-o ♪

592
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,233
♪ There's a whiskey
in the jar ♪

593
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,571
[cheering]

594
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,075
Oh, no, no, no.
We're good.

595
00:21:09,779 --> 00:21:11,381
Uh-oh. Shred.

596
00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:12,415
Hey.

597
00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,118
How's the love life?

598
00:21:16,118 --> 00:21:17,152
Not good.

599
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,654
I'm sorry, partner.
Let me get you a drink.

600
00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:22,725
What did you call me?

601
00:21:22,725 --> 00:21:23,726
Hm?

602
00:21:23,726 --> 00:21:25,895
You said "partner".

603
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:27,262
Tell anyone
and I'll kill you.

604
00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:29,765
Well, I won't... partner.

605
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,002
Let me get a blueberry mojito.

606
00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:34,437
Make that two.

607
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,672
He's drinking both.

608
00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:44,414
NARRATOR: The new
comedy, "Animal Control"