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Yeah, so sloth's climbing up
Wall Three,
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one of our most popular climbs.
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When did he start his ascent,
last week?
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Over here.
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Up there.
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We had a kid's birthday
party yesterday.
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I think the petting zoo guy
must have forgotten him.
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Oh, did they use Heavy Petters?
We get a lot of calls.
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Real sloppy with
their head count.
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Oh, little dude's on the move.
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[dings bell]
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He's getting cocky.
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Shred, strap me in.
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Frank, let me flag
this one more time.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to climb?
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Shred, look at him.
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I'm just worried about you
overdosing on cuteness
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and losing all your faculties.
I got this.
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Hurry, Frank!
I think he's losing his grip!
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Mmhmm. The yelling helps.
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Oh, [grunts] yeah.
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Hi, buddy. I'm Frank.
It's ok.
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Yeah, come on over here
nice and easy.
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Oh, alright. Well, um...
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He likes the clip, Frank.
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Oh, look. It's shiny.
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Ok, ok.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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[thud]
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The phone and keys
broke my fall.
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[squawks]
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[upbeat theme music]
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♪
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What are you giggling at?
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Teresa.
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She sent me a video of her
getting knocked over by a wave.
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She's very self-deprecating.
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Who's Teresa?
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One of the women
I'm texting with.
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One of the women?
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Yeah. I joined a couple of those
dating apps
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and maybe it's ‘cause
I posted a picture
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of me with a baby giraffe
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but I'm getting a lot
of messages.
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I feel like it was just a week
ago you were so heartbroken
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over Emily you couldn't finish
your French toast sticks.
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I'm done wallowing, Frank.
I'm done with it.
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Man was not put on this earth
to wallow.
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Hey, if you had a dazzling text
rapport with someone
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would you be willing to travel
to Bainbridge Island?
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It's a long way away,
I have to take a ferry,
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but I think it makes
a statement.
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Well, it's a big opportunity
for her to meet
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the most exhausting person
on the planet.
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[Emily] Precinct 22
adoption update:
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we just found a home
for the goat,
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so that makes 68 pets
this quarter.
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Our kennels are
officially empty.
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Alright.
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[Emily] Congratulations.
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How many did Templeton's
broke ass precinct have?
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As of this morning, 75.
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Wait, so we don't have a chance
at the ping pong table?
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There's only two days left.
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Why did you present this
as a win?
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Ok, well we're second in
all of Seattle
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so we're going to get
the pizza lunch.
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But I don't want
the pizza lunch.
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I want the table.
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Alright, well it's not
about winning,
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it's about the animals'
well-being.
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Oh, you think the animals
want Templeton to win?
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No, they want justice,
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and justice is me
winning that table.
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I mean us, the collective me.
I just wanna play ping pong!
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Ok, bye, Frank.
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[Operator] Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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Your call will be answered
by the next available agent.
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Yes, I know, because
you've told me 700 times.
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[humming]
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Don't.
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- Gotcha.
- Don't you dare.
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- I don't like this part.
- Stop.
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Is that a French horn?
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[Dispatch] All units:
Police requesting back-up
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at 146 Broadway.
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It's a French horn.
Truck 8 responding.
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[Operator] Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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This is torture!
I just need a green card!
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Why are you making this
so difficult?
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[humming]
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Don't.
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Hey, officers Flea and Tick.
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[chuckles] Oh my god,
you are so funny.
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Those improv classes are really
paying off, Jimmy.
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What've we got?
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Hoarder died alone.
A lot of toasters.
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A lot of cats.
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How many cats?
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I don't know, man.
Like 400?
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They wouldn't stay still
for a head count.
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They're all gonna need homes.
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You know what else needs a home?
That ping pong table.
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Up top, Shred.
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Yep.
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Alright, let's go, guys.
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[meowing]
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Hi.
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Ewww, this place freaks me out.
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Yeah, I don't wanna toot my own
horn but this is exactly
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what I thought a hoarder's house
would smell like.
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Classic Frank boast.
No way to verify it.
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Just breathe in.
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[yelps]
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Don't do that!
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Sorry.
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Who keeps a headless mannequin
in a hallway, dude?
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What?
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There are dozens of jars
of urine in the other room
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and this gives you pause?
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Guys, remember that hoarding
is a disease
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according to this pamphlet
I found
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in a pile of pamphlets
about hoarding.
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[yelps]
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[Patel laughs]
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That is not cool!
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Dude.
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What? Just ‘cause an old lady
died here doesn't mean
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we can't have a little fun.
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Can anyone else hear that music?
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I can't tell whether it's real
or whether it's in my head.
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I totally hear it.
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‘Cause it's music playing, guys.
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- Hello?
- [cats meowing]
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Is anybody home?
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[laughs]
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[keyboard music playing]
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Well, I hope you guys
feel silly.
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[meows]
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What is it?!
Is it undead?
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Away demon! Off!
Get it off!
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I think we just added
to the urine smell.
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Get it off!
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Too bad she didn't hoard
cleaning products.
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Sure, it's got a bit of
deferred maintenance,
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every surface is sticky,
but it's got good bones.
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A savvy investor could come
in here and make a killing.
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Look at this. [knocks]
That's original red oak.
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Right.
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Is that a working fireplace?
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Ooh, I just got confirmation
from Bainbridge Island.
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I'm now fully booked
for the week.
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You gotta get on one
of these apps, Frank.
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Dating apps are for losers.
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I get heaps of action
from those apps.
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Dating apps are for losers
and illegal aliens.
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Oh, burn.
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Let's get these cats out of here
and go win a ping pong table.
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[Patel] Yeah, working!
Maybe I should invest.
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I think you're changing
the subject.
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The subject was and always
will be ping pong.
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You changed it.
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Yeah, but I've known you
a year and a half,
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you've never been
in a relationship,
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I just think it's weird.
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Look, I got ghosted
by the same woman twice.
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And my dentist, also a woman,
she keeps rescheduling,
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so I'm just gonna take
the spring off.
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Frank, you're not getting
any younger.
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And don't you wanna meet a nice
lady who can help you
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get on and off the toilet?
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Yeah, you know, one more comment
like that and I'm calling ICE.
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I'm just saying you have
to be careful,
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because this situation
could be you.
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Lonely, tall man, dies
surrounded by his cats.
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Ok.
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I think it might already
be too late.
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[meowing]
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My legs are so well-defined they
think it's a scratching post.
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Sure.
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Alright everybody, listen up.
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We have been given a gift
with these cats.
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A screeching, clawing
gift from the gods.
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What is going on
with these phones?
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Immigration.
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That is a French horn, right?
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What's your excuse?
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Bainbridge Island fell out
and I have to fill her slot.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Frank, is now a good time
to speak to you
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about an investment opportunity?
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No.
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Because I am on Zillow right
now, excellent school district,
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it practically sells itself
to a young family,
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not to mention a peekaboo view
of the Space Needle.
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I wouldn't even go in on a bag
of M&M's with you,
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let alone a hoarder's house.
We need to focus.
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There is a ping pong table
at stake.
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Sure, I could just buy one,
but it's not about that.
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It's about beating Templeton.
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We have until end of
business Friday
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to get this product
out the door.
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Ok, Frank, just a reminder
they're neglected cats,
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not product, and it's, you know,
less about speed,
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more about finding them good,
loving homes.
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Totally.
Three of them are siblings.
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So we could probably put those
in one package
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and that would leave us
with ten units.
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Officer Dudge approaching,
should I deny entry?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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No, it's fine, Bettany.
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Ok, not sure if you heard,
we unloaded the beagle
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with the infected anal glands.
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So next question:
deep dish or thin crust?
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I'm not hungry now after hearing
about that beagle situation.
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That ping pong table
is gonna fit nicely
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next to the Sno-Cone machine
we won last quarter,
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and at some point, Emily,
this is about your leadership.
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Or lack thereof.
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Ok, you're not gonna make me
feel bad about this, Templeton.
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I might.
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And you're awfully quiet, Frank.
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Don't worry, I'm screaming
plenty of things at you
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in my head.
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There's that snark,
that wry smile.
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Alright, backhand, slice.
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Bye.
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All clear.
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Ok, we're changing tactics.
We're gonna win.
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I am so sick of that jerk
just always gunning for my job
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and I need to wipe the smug
little smile off of his face.
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I like petty, competitive Emily.
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Yeah, she's sexy.
A little bit naughty, even.
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And I'm not allowed to say this
stuff at work
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so maybe I'll get disciplined.
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I'm really sorry about that, I-
I've switched birth control
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so I'm feeling a bit crazy.
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Ok, we need a plan.
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I think we all know
what we have to do.
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Oh, here we go.
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- Any excuse.
- Love it.
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- She loves it.
- Love it.
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I'm sorry, what do
we have to do?
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We have to dress the cats up
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and put pictures of them
on our website.
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And I should probably be
in charge of costume theme.
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We're not doing the
Jane Austen thing again.
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Why not?
It was so cute.
254
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,762
The lizard in the bonnet
sat there for five months.
255
00:08:29,795 --> 00:08:31,933
And two of those months
it was dead.
256
00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:32,735
But it was cute.
257
00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:34,906
Ok, I am gonna pull rank
that I don't have.
258
00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:36,508
Wild West theme, everybody.
259
00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:38,513
Sheriffs, cowboys,
maybe a little bordello.
260
00:08:38,547 --> 00:08:39,481
Yes!
261
00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:40,283
That is what we're doing.
262
00:08:40,316 --> 00:08:41,085
I love the wild west.
263
00:08:41,318 --> 00:08:42,855
Yosemite Sam was always
my favorite Loony Toon.
264
00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,524
Everybody knows that
Bugs Bunny was the best.
265
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,694
I'm not having this
argument again.
266
00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:46,629
Pepe LePew?
267
00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:47,664
Cancelled.
268
00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,667
Always ignored.
269
00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,803
[arguing]
270
00:08:49,836 --> 00:08:50,671
I can work with Wild West,
271
00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,777
I'm seeing lots of cotton
bloomers and bolo ties,
272
00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:55,847
so you two,
I need you on art supplies.
273
00:08:55,847 --> 00:08:57,918
I need you two on teeny-tiny
cat costumes.
274
00:08:57,952 --> 00:09:00,624
Ok. We need to make these cats
as adorable as possible
275
00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:01,692
- as fast as possible.
- Yeah.
276
00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:03,564
Let's go, everybody. Let's go.
277
00:09:03,597 --> 00:09:04,498
Right now?
278
00:09:04,531 --> 00:09:05,433
Claws become features.
279
00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:07,705
The three-legged cat needs
to have a Civil War costume,
280
00:09:07,738 --> 00:09:09,609
give him a back story.
Let's go!
281
00:09:09,776 --> 00:09:10,476
[phone buzzing]
282
00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:12,346
[Shred] Bainbridge Island
is back in!
283
00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:14,819
Uh, don't use office hours
for trivial nonsense.
284
00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:16,790
You're supposed to be
ordering tiny cowboy hats.
285
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,927
I don't know if I can
trust her now.
286
00:09:18,961 --> 00:09:21,331
I'm gonna double book a date
just so I have a back-up plan.
287
00:09:21,364 --> 00:09:23,570
Shred, I don't wanna get
involved in your emotional life,
288
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:26,108
I've been consistent
and unwavering in that,
289
00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,878
but you seem a little nuts
with the dating.
290
00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:30,116
Oh, you and my mother.
291
00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:30,984
That's what she thinks,
292
00:09:31,218 --> 00:09:32,955
that I haven't processed
all my feelings for Emily.
293
00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:35,694
Well, process this: boo hoo.
294
00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:37,864
You know what?
You and your mom covered it.
295
00:09:37,864 --> 00:09:39,769
I'm gonna tell you
what I told her.
296
00:09:39,802 --> 00:09:41,071
Don't clip my wings, mom.
297
00:09:41,104 --> 00:09:43,844
I'm flying into a world of
unknown romantic
298
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:46,415
slash sexual opportunities.
299
00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,854
[Dispatch] Truck 12. Business
owner reporting missing animal.
300
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,292
3247 Kinley Street.
301
00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:52,895
Truck 12 responding,
302
00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:56,334
Officer Shaw and his unhinged
passenger on their way.
303
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,708
[Patel] Frank is a great guy.
304
00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:01,178
I mean, if I had one
constructive criticism
305
00:10:01,212 --> 00:10:03,182
it would be that his dreams,
they're small.
306
00:10:03,215 --> 00:10:04,351
Not like you and me.
307
00:10:04,351 --> 00:10:05,687
Others see storm clouds,
308
00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:08,326
we see an opportunity
to invent the umbrella.
309
00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:09,094
We get it.
310
00:10:09,261 --> 00:10:11,031
I'm not investing in
no disgusting house.
311
00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:13,002
And if it's so great,
why don't you just buy it?
312
00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:14,538
Well, I've sunk
a lot of liquidity
313
00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:15,908
into children's piano lessons.
314
00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:18,880
Oh my gosh, I'm next in line.
This is very exciting.
315
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,351
I've been on hold
for literally hours.
316
00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:24,257
This is very unfortunate timing.
317
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,963
No!!!!
318
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:29,769
[Frank] Oh boy.
319
00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:32,440
A psychic who can't find
their own pet.
320
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,847
It's gonna be hard for me
to be my best self in there.
321
00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:38,085
So my monkey, Nirvana,
322
00:10:38,119 --> 00:10:40,924
she's the reincarnation
of Kurt Cobain.
323
00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:42,561
That's how she got her name.
324
00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:43,763
Yeah, I put two
and two together.
325
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,865
I got a little ESP of my own.
326
00:10:45,065 --> 00:10:48,773
I know she's going to be ok
because I can see she's safe.
327
00:10:48,806 --> 00:10:50,711
Wanna short cut this
and tell us where she is?
328
00:10:50,744 --> 00:10:51,779
It doesn't work like that.
329
00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:52,815
Of course not.
330
00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:54,952
Hey. We'll alert
the authorities.
331
00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:56,188
Well, actually,
it's actually us.
332
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,860
But don't worry, we will
find your monkey.
333
00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:00,129
You have a kind aura.
334
00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:00,864
Thanks.
335
00:11:00,897 --> 00:11:02,668
Yours is more turbulent.
336
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:03,436
What gave it away?
337
00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,074
My overt hostility,
or that more than once
338
00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:07,744
I've implied that
you're a charlatan?
339
00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:08,847
Hey, can I ask you something?
340
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,751
There's this girl
on Bainbridge Island--
341
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:13,355
She's not worth it.
Too far away.
342
00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:15,961
Also, she's very indecisive.
343
00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:19,301
Frank, she's good.
Ask her something.
344
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,302
No.
345
00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:21,371
Come on.
346
00:11:24,044 --> 00:11:25,179
Are we gonna win
the ping pong table?
347
00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:27,484
Seriously?
You can ask me anything.
348
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:31,058
I can see into the future
or communicate with the dead.
349
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:31,793
Fine.
350
00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:32,695
Reach out to my dead mother
and ask her
351
00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:34,965
if she thinks we're gonna win
the ping pong table.
352
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,036
You're at a crossroads in life.
353
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,742
I can only see one path clearly
354
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,782
and it's a path
of great loneliness.
355
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,652
Have you considered
a dating app?
356
00:11:44,652 --> 00:11:47,423
Just admit you don't know who's
gonna win the ping pong table.
357
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,394
Ping pong is just a distraction.
358
00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:50,831
Underneath you don't think
359
00:11:50,864 --> 00:11:52,935
there's someone out there
for you.
360
00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:55,473
You've given up on love.
361
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,508
I just got a chill.
362
00:11:56,776 --> 00:11:59,848
That chill is because strip mall
medium here can't afford heat.
363
00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:02,688
And she lost an entire monkey.
364
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,990
Alright, let's go.
365
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,492
Thank you.
366
00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:08,934
[Frank] This bartender looks
like my uncle Jimmy.
367
00:12:09,468 --> 00:12:14,110
Holy crap, I think it's working.
Getting a lot of likes.
368
00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:14,812
Really?
369
00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:15,614
Here we go.
370
00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,751
Ok. Some family wants to adopt
Billy the Kitten
371
00:12:17,784 --> 00:12:19,888
and the hairless call girl.
372
00:12:19,888 --> 00:12:21,025
[gasps]
Yes!
373
00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:22,762
Still no takers on
the hairy call girl.
374
00:12:22,762 --> 00:12:23,462
[knocking]
375
00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:24,464
- Emily?
- Hey.
376
00:12:24,531 --> 00:12:25,333
Can I help you?
377
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,137
I mean, you've been going
non-stop all day.
378
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:29,809
Um, yeah, actually could you
hand me that tiny little
379
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:32,079
hang man's noose for
our cattle wrestler here?
380
00:12:32,113 --> 00:12:35,419
Wow, look at that.
You've got a real creative side.
381
00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:36,856
Thanks.
382
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,292
Ever thought about working
on a bigger canvas?
383
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,496
No, I'm not investing
in your house, Patel.
384
00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:41,766
I'm taking an early lunch.
385
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:42,968
Ok.
386
00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:44,270
Agent.
387
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,141
Agent.
388
00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:48,112
I'm saying agent!
389
00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:50,115
Officer Dudge approaching.
390
00:12:50,149 --> 00:12:52,119
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
391
00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:53,857
- Emily's in her office.
- Okay.
392
00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:56,061
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
393
00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,931
I've already registered
my complaint online.
394
00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,236
Wait, are you catdignity99?
395
00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:01,204
Yes, I am.
396
00:13:01,471 --> 00:13:04,010
‘Cause someone has to speak
for those who have no voice.
397
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,315
Have you ever considered a vow
of silence in solidarity?
398
00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:07,183
Never.
399
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:09,187
Doesn't your supervisor
ever wonder where you are?
400
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:09,989
Yeah.
401
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:10,924
Oh, starting tomorrow
402
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,328
he will be able to find me
at our new ping pong table.
403
00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:14,197
I don't know.
404
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:14,999
I mean, you wouldn't have come
all this way
405
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:17,872
if you weren't a little
sweaty and nervous.
406
00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,775
You know I have a diminished
thyroid,
407
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:20,711
so that is workplace harassment.
408
00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:23,349
I can't keep track of all
your shrinking body parts.
409
00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:25,788
Why don't you make a complaint
to one of your cat forums?
410
00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:26,789
Maybe I already did.
411
00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:27,858
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
412
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:28,793
Oh, what did it say?
413
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:33,035
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
414
00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:34,303
he was mean to me.
415
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,409
Hey, Shred.
416
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,345
Hey, what's up?
417
00:13:38,579 --> 00:13:41,084
Hey yo, how come you haven't
asked me to invest yet?
418
00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:42,855
Ah, you're a young kid, man.
419
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,091
You don't have that
kind of extra dough.
420
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,860
I mean, you know I had
a lot of sponsors
421
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,463
when I was a snowboarder, right?
422
00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:48,966
Really?
423
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,405
Wait, so would you be
interested in investing?
424
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,408
Oh, I wish I could.
425
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:55,947
Of course you just build me up
just to cut me down, huh?
426
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,085
Dude, I don't have time
for side projects right now.
427
00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,555
I'm dating non-stop.
428
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,125
Let me take you by after work,
429
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,032
you see the neighborhood
at night, no commitment.
430
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:05,934
Alright, yeah.
431
00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:08,371
I'm always looking for ways
to expand my portfolio.
432
00:14:08,405 --> 00:14:09,341
Yeah. That's it.
433
00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:10,409
Portfolio?
434
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,247
I'm not worried.
We're leading by six
435
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:14,217
and closing time
is fast approaching.
436
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,219
- [notification alert]
- Oh, boom.
437
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:17,256
Found a home for
the labradoodle.
438
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,797
Well, I wouldn't get
too confident because
439
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:24,939
boom, just found a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacist.
440
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:27,043
[laughing] That was a picture
of a cappuccino.
441
00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:29,114
We will find a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacists!
442
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:32,053
And all of the citizens
of Cat Town.
443
00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:35,025
Feels very desperate, people.
Very desperate.
444
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,898
That's an ace.
445
00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:38,700
That's a slice.
446
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:41,371
[Victoria] Put a freaking agent
on the phone.
447
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,381
Bam!
448
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:51,625
[Patel] Look at this.
Sycamore lined streets,
449
00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:55,232
I mean, this place just has
all the intangibles.
450
00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:58,038
Oof, there she is, right
in the middle of the block.
451
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,942
What're all those people
doing there?
452
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,915
Is that an open house?
That's not in the MLS.
453
00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,618
You think they're doing
a pocket listing?
454
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,858
Look at those beams.
455
00:15:07,892 --> 00:15:08,927
Welcome, I'm Ben.
456
00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:10,163
Ah, you must be
the listing agent.
457
00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:10,798
Hi.
458
00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:12,901
Uh, no.
I'm Audrey's son.
459
00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:14,471
So help yourself to some food
460
00:15:14,504 --> 00:15:17,176
and the rabbi will begin prayers
in a few minutes.
461
00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:20,216
Oh. There's been a huge
misunderstanding.
462
00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:22,486
I'm so sorry, we thought
this was an open house.
463
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:27,664
I am so sorry for your loss.
That is just devastating.
464
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,702
But in regards to the house
465
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:32,340
have you guys come up
with an asking price?
466
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,444
Not that there's-
that's not for today.
467
00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:38,052
No, for today is about
your mother.
468
00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:40,389
We're-- um, we're gonna--
469
00:15:40,389 --> 00:15:41,525
Wait.
470
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,329
Don't go.
471
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:44,965
My mother didn't have
many friends
472
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,403
and we need ten people
for a minion.
473
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:55,285
[singing Hebrew prayer]
474
00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,431
Please be seated.
475
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,738
[Hebrew prayer]
476
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,510
The house is great
for entertaining.
477
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,481
Ten in the living room,
no problem?
478
00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:12,119
We come in low
but we come in fast.
479
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,322
[phone ringing]
480
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:16,795
Hello, Templeton.
Are you calling to concede?
481
00:16:16,829 --> 00:16:19,467
I know you cheated.
We were up by three at 4:45.
482
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,505
That ping pong table should
be ours, Frank!
483
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:22,273
What can I tell ya?
484
00:16:22,507 --> 00:16:24,377
An animal lover came in
right before the bell.
485
00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:26,248
But you still got that
pizza lunch, right?
486
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,151
What is it, two medium pies
for 30 people?
487
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:30,156
That sounds like fun.
Enjoy the stampede.
488
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,226
I'm launching a
formal investiga--
489
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:37,103
Alright guys, let's not get
too comfortable, ok?
490
00:16:37,136 --> 00:16:38,438
This isn't permanent.
491
00:16:38,471 --> 00:16:40,443
You're leaving when we find you
new homes.
492
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:43,282
Except for you, Doc Whiskers.
Obviously you're staying.
493
00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,519
Because I love you,
and I've always loved you.
494
00:16:45,553 --> 00:16:46,287
I sure do.
495
00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:49,193
Hey, what do you ladies
wanna watch, huh?
496
00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,266
What's happening to me?
497
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,043
[beeping]
498
00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:58,546
I can't talk, I'm on hold.
499
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:01,117
Mock me all you want,
I need your help.
500
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,222
I need you to get me
on those dating apps.
501
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,490
Aren't those for losers?
502
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, absolutely.
503
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,130
And I am ready to join
their ranks.
504
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:08,398
I'll be right there.
505
00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:11,739
[meow]
506
00:17:11,772 --> 00:17:13,342
I know.
507
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,346
I was so embarrassed, you know?
508
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,149
And then my mom came
to pick me up from school
509
00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:19,153
with a brand new baseball glove.
510
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:21,091
Which she probably has
in the basement somewhere
511
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,062
along with every pair of cleats
I've ever owned.
512
00:17:23,095 --> 00:17:23,830
[chuckles]
513
00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:26,401
She has a hard time
letting go of things.
514
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:31,211
Now I'm having a hard time
letting go of her.
515
00:17:31,211 --> 00:17:33,550
Thank you, Ben.
That was beautiful.
516
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,751
Beautiful.
517
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:37,389
Would anyone else like to share?
518
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,425
I would.
519
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,761
What?
520
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:44,204
Uh, being with all of you
has made me very aware
521
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,208
of how hard it is to lose
someone you love.
522
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,178
To know that you can never
be together.
523
00:17:48,212 --> 00:17:51,218
To know that your life
is forever changed.
524
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:54,524
To know that she's with
someone else now.
525
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:57,196
And the odds of finding somebody
with a radiant beauty
526
00:17:57,196 --> 00:17:59,635
that likes dressing cats
in adorable outfits
527
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:01,337
is pretty much zero.
528
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:05,212
And I've been running from
my feelings for a while,
529
00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:10,455
but the truth is I'm just
really, really sad.
530
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:11,491
I'm sad.
531
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,328
[sniffles]
532
00:18:16,869 --> 00:18:18,438
Thank you.
533
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:21,210
You save animals for a living.
534
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,981
I-- I don't understand
why you're fighting it.
535
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,319
I think most women would
find that very appealing.
536
00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:27,357
There's so much more
to me than that.
537
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,260
I'm a deep thinker.
538
00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:32,100
I'm a graduate of
the school of life.
539
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,836
Do you wanna add celibate
to the list?
540
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,238
Look, it's very simple, Frank.
541
00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:37,509
You are six foot four,
you don't have kids,
542
00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:38,511
you save animals for a living.
543
00:18:38,779 --> 00:18:42,119
It wouldn't hurt to mention
your shoe size, they look big.
544
00:18:42,186 --> 00:18:45,125
Can you at least add that I'm
a bourbon and scotch enthusiast?
545
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,129
Yeah, sure.
Drinks too much.
546
00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:48,298
Why don't we just lead
with that?
547
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,233
Alright, just say whatever
you want.
548
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:52,340
But don't use the photo of me
and the baby giraffe.
549
00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,177
Oh, it's good actually.
550
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,512
Yeah, my hair looked
good that day.
551
00:18:56,616 --> 00:18:57,150
Vain.
552
00:18:57,685 --> 00:18:59,855
You alright? You got pretty
emotional in there.
553
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:00,489
Yeah.
554
00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:01,357
I mean, you probably
already know
555
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,598
but I'm having some trouble
getting over Emily.
556
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:05,833
Totally. Emily.
557
00:19:07,536 --> 00:19:09,207
Honestly, I did not know that.
558
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,176
Really?
559
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,912
Yeah, you'd be surprised at
how self-centered I can be.
560
00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:13,482
Oh. Well, yeah.
561
00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,286
I guess I thought I was ready
to start dating
562
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:18,292
but I'm just not, man.
563
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,527
You'll get there, buddy.
564
00:19:19,561 --> 00:19:20,597
Thanks.
565
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,133
You know what might be nice?
566
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:22,801
Hmm?
567
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,739
Just throw yourself
into a project.
568
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:27,342
Something with incredible
upside potential.
569
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,880
You really are self-centered.
570
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,615
You have no idea.
571
00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:31,952
Why do you want this house
so bad, anyway?
572
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,323
Well, Maya is on bed rest,
my kids are monsters,
573
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:36,294
I want something that's mine.
574
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:37,564
I get that, man.
575
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:38,265
Yeah.
576
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,402
I need something
that's mine, too.
577
00:19:41,772 --> 00:19:42,807
Let's do it.
578
00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:45,479
Really?
579
00:19:45,647 --> 00:19:47,851
Yeah, dude. Let's, like,
let's actually do it.
580
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:48,820
Are you--?
581
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,590
I'm serious. No, let's be, like,
real estate tycoons.
582
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,594
Yes! Yes!
Let's run this town, baby!
583
00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:53,630
Yeah, dude!
584
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,199
[laughing]
585
00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:56,134
Wait.
586
00:19:56,401 --> 00:20:01,144
Hey, woah, in that tree,
is that a-- is that a monkey?
587
00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:04,450
Ok, are you ready to unleash
your manhood
588
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:05,754
on the greater Seattle area?
589
00:20:05,754 --> 00:20:07,456
What the hell app did you
sign me up for?
590
00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,826
Too late, we're live.
591
00:20:10,228 --> 00:20:12,166
I hope you meet someone great.
592
00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:13,703
I don't have a very
good track record.
593
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:14,739
No, neither do I.
594
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:17,376
But I'm a lot younger than you
so I feel like I've got time.
595
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:20,950
[operator] Citizenship
and Immigration,
596
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:22,253
what can I do for you?
597
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:23,355
Oh my god!
598
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,758
No way!
It's a real live actual person!
599
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,626
Hello.
600
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:29,835
Sorry, um, I just-- uh,
I have questions about uh,
601
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:31,171
the application process.
602
00:20:31,171 --> 00:20:33,374
[operator] Hold on, let me
transfer you to that department.
603
00:20:33,374 --> 00:20:35,713
Wait, no.
Do not put me on hold--
604
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:39,220
[growls]
I hate your country!
605
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,924
[operator] Hello, applications?
606
00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:41,826
That was really quick.
607
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:42,628
Hello?
608
00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:43,797
- Hang on, I'm coming!
- [operator] Hello?
609
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,598
Just wait.
610
00:20:44,832 --> 00:20:46,668
Wait a hot minute, I just
have to find you.
611
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:47,971
I'm coming.
Do not hang up.
612
00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:48,573
[operator] Hello?
613
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,710
Do not hang up!
Do not hang up!
614
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:51,411
[dial tone]
615
00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:52,847
[frustrated scream]
616
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,887
Hey, I've already gotten
two matches.
617
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:58,391
Ah, one's a cousin.
618
00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:04,437
Officer Taylor?
619
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,408
I found your little friend.
620
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:09,013
That's not my monkey.
621
00:21:09,013 --> 00:21:11,719
I knew this was going to happen.
622
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:16,629
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
present to you Lady Monkeyton.
623
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,966
[Victoria] She's totally
getting adopted.
624
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,402
[Frank] She's so aristocratic.
625
00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:21,705
It's hard to believe that
just five minutes ago
626
00:21:21,705 --> 00:21:23,474
she was throwing her own feces.
627
00:21:24,578 --> 00:21:25,614
Alright, who wants
to play ping pong?
628
00:21:25,647 --> 00:21:27,282
- [Shred] I'll play ping pong.
- [Frank] Let's go.
629
00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:28,451
[Victoria] Yes.
630
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:33,997
Lady Monkeyton, you are the most
beautiful eligible monkey
631
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,300
in all of the land.
632
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,037
You might get a proposal soon.