1 00:00:00,979 --> 00:00:02,615 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:02,615 --> 00:00:04,418 [Shred] Our shift ends in five minutes. 3 00:00:04,452 --> 00:00:06,389 I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner. 4 00:00:06,389 --> 00:00:07,491 Don't do it, you'll jinx us. 5 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:08,527 You order food, we'll get another call. 6 00:00:08,761 --> 00:00:12,534 You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right? 7 00:00:12,569 --> 00:00:13,270 But you can't. 8 00:00:13,303 --> 00:00:14,538 Nah, I'm too hungry. 9 00:00:15,173 --> 00:00:17,612 Complete my order with spring rolls? 10 00:00:17,645 --> 00:00:18,479 I'd be a fool not to. 11 00:00:18,681 --> 00:00:20,819 Just wait. We're a mile away from the precinct. 12 00:00:20,885 --> 00:00:22,087 Send. 13 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,429 And the world didn't end. 14 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:28,132 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 15 00:00:28,132 --> 00:00:30,704 A neighbor reported an unattended barking dog. 16 00:00:30,738 --> 00:00:32,307 12 Grove Place. 17 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:33,376 Ok, I'm really sorry-- 18 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:36,750 Ah-ah-ah-ah let's just enjoy this beautiful, horrible moment 19 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,419 of me being right. 20 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,860 [doorbell rings] 21 00:00:41,894 --> 00:00:43,529 [Woman] Hey, guys. Come on in. 22 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,537 [dance music playing] 23 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:51,345 It's a little late for a children's party. 24 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:54,820 Oh, it is not that. This is something else. 25 00:00:54,853 --> 00:00:56,657 It's a furry party. 26 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,160 [barking] 27 00:00:58,193 --> 00:00:59,328 Hey, can I help you? 28 00:00:59,328 --> 00:01:00,932 Oh goodness, I certainly hope not. 29 00:01:00,932 --> 00:01:02,401 Are you the pony in charge? 30 00:01:02,434 --> 00:01:03,236 Yeah. 31 00:01:03,236 --> 00:01:04,272 We got a dog complaint. 32 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:05,307 Hey man, I just got here. 33 00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:06,944 Uh, the one not in leather. 34 00:01:06,944 --> 00:01:07,913 [barking] 35 00:01:07,946 --> 00:01:09,315 Yeah, that's Dexter. 36 00:01:09,348 --> 00:01:10,383 I had to put him outside, he was humping everyone. 37 00:01:10,618 --> 00:01:13,924 Yeah, I can see how that could create a weird sexual energy. 38 00:01:13,957 --> 00:01:15,060 Yeah. 39 00:01:15,761 --> 00:01:18,466 Sir, please don't make me put you in a crate. 40 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:20,705 Hey guys, he's gonna put me in a crate! 41 00:01:20,738 --> 00:01:22,174 [cheering] 42 00:01:22,174 --> 00:01:22,709 [chanting] Crate! Crate! Crate! 43 00:01:22,876 --> 00:01:24,311 This is getting away from us. 44 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,848 Alright, here's what we're gonna do. 45 00:01:25,881 --> 00:01:27,117 Chipmunk. 46 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,285 [barking] 47 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,857 Sorry, squirrel by the window. 48 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:30,924 [continuous barking] 49 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,595 Can you move to another room? 50 00:01:33,229 --> 00:01:34,665 [barking] 51 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:38,406 We did it. We solved this problem. 52 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,343 This is why we get up in the morning. 53 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:41,680 You're on duty. Let's go. 54 00:01:41,713 --> 00:01:44,786 [upbeat theme music] 55 00:01:44,820 --> 00:02:08,934 ♪ 56 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,484 Another gift from your secret admirer? 57 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,455 Yeah, it's my third one this month. 58 00:02:19,488 --> 00:02:21,759 It's getting serious. What is all that? 59 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:24,231 There's a card and then there's a bunch of Hokey Pokey 60 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,002 and Jaffas and Pineapple Zobs. 61 00:02:26,035 --> 00:02:28,707 Oh! And what is all that? 62 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:30,878 - Candy... from New Zealand. - Oh. 63 00:02:30,911 --> 00:02:32,214 It's a really lovely basket. 64 00:02:32,248 --> 00:02:34,217 I know, right? It's kind of exciting. 65 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:36,590 I mean, the gifts are generous and specific 66 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,760 and it hasn't tipped over into stalker territory... 67 00:02:38,794 --> 00:02:40,764 That's a tough balance for a creeper. 68 00:02:42,234 --> 00:02:43,202 Unless it's a prank. 69 00:02:43,402 --> 00:02:45,206 No, if it was a prank that candy would be full of ketamine 70 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,810 and you'd fail a city drug test. 71 00:02:46,844 --> 00:02:49,783 Like I don't have fresh stranger urine in my car. 72 00:02:49,816 --> 00:02:51,352 Officer Dudge approaching. 73 00:02:51,385 --> 00:02:54,524 Greetings from your big brothers at Precinct 2-3. 74 00:02:54,559 --> 00:02:56,863 Templeton, how is it that you're always here? 75 00:02:56,863 --> 00:02:57,765 All the time. 76 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:59,769 Do you know where your precinct is? 77 00:02:59,802 --> 00:03:00,671 You didn't tell them? 78 00:03:00,704 --> 00:03:01,472 I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid off. 79 00:03:01,706 --> 00:03:04,044 Templeton needs someone to ride with him today. 80 00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:05,013 [All] No! 81 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:05,981 Oh no. 82 00:03:06,015 --> 00:03:07,051 No, no, no, no. 83 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:08,486 Hey, a little compassion. 84 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:11,292 Half my precinct is off with food poisoning, ok? 85 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,362 Yes, we had a little party for Doug last night. 86 00:03:13,395 --> 00:03:15,434 We had a raw bar, and it went room temp on us. 87 00:03:15,467 --> 00:03:17,572 Emily, how do they have a budget for a raw bar? 88 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:19,441 I don't know that. Um, so who's gonna do it? 89 00:03:19,508 --> 00:03:21,045 Who's gonna ride with Templeton? 90 00:03:21,045 --> 00:03:23,249 I can offer an extra vacation day. 91 00:03:23,282 --> 00:03:25,420 How about two? Two days. Any takers? 92 00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:26,388 I'll keep going-- 93 00:03:26,422 --> 00:03:29,663 Stop... I will be in the truck. 94 00:03:29,663 --> 00:03:30,664 Ok. 95 00:03:31,432 --> 00:03:34,037 Ok, somebody has to take a bullet for this precinct 96 00:03:34,071 --> 00:03:35,406 so you need to figure it out. 97 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,478 How about a rock, paper, scissors tournament 98 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,981 but loser advances? 99 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:40,516 I like that. 100 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:42,689 I'm only throwing scissors. Or am I? 101 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,093 - You throw scissors every time. - Yeah, we know that, dude. 102 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:46,362 Every time. 103 00:03:46,362 --> 00:03:47,397 Yeah, but will I again? 104 00:03:47,431 --> 00:03:48,567 - We're saying you will. - You will. 105 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:49,569 Ok, I'm gonna make this simple. 106 00:03:49,569 --> 00:03:51,472 I need Victoria with me here to do paperwork 107 00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:53,977 so that means, Patel, you are gonna ride with Templeton. 108 00:03:54,011 --> 00:03:54,913 Thank you so much. 109 00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:57,384 Wait, what? No! That is so autocratic. 110 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:58,821 I appeal! I appeal! 111 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:01,926 I appeal oysters, I appeal Templeton, all of this! 112 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:05,299 I did a day with Templeton once. 113 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,471 Three words: Swedish death metal. 114 00:04:07,504 --> 00:04:08,941 The only thing worse than his personality 115 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:10,343 is his taste in music. 116 00:04:10,377 --> 00:04:11,178 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 117 00:04:11,479 --> 00:04:13,751 Report of a large tortoise at a narcotics seizure. 118 00:04:13,751 --> 00:04:15,855 Seattle PD requesting assistance. 119 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:18,593 1214 Warburton Avenue. 120 00:04:18,627 --> 00:04:20,430 Crap. That's my brother's precinct. 121 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:21,532 You think he'll be there? 122 00:04:21,566 --> 00:04:23,135 Oh, God hates me, so yes. 123 00:04:23,169 --> 00:04:25,406 Which one is it, Paddy, Sean, or Colin? 124 00:04:25,406 --> 00:04:27,377 It's Patrick, nobody calls him Paddy. 125 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:29,114 Except for our priest and they don't speak 126 00:04:29,147 --> 00:04:30,383 since the fist fight. 127 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:31,319 How's he doing since the divorce? 128 00:04:31,587 --> 00:04:33,489 Wait, do I know about that? Should I not say anything? 129 00:04:33,522 --> 00:04:35,628 You know what? Just don't talk at all. 130 00:04:35,661 --> 00:04:36,495 He's always looking for ways to mock me 131 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:40,536 and your whole deal would prove quite irresistible. 132 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,540 [Dispatch] Truck 12 please respond. 133 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:45,681 Truck 12 is on it and a little giddy. 134 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:47,751 I finally get to meet your family. 135 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:54,899 [death metal music playing] 136 00:04:57,571 --> 00:04:58,506 [turns music off] 137 00:04:58,539 --> 00:04:59,374 I can't. I just can't. 138 00:04:59,408 --> 00:05:00,978 Gosh. This day's gonna be a delight. 139 00:05:01,011 --> 00:05:02,681 I can't believe they stuck me with you. 140 00:05:02,715 --> 00:05:04,619 Oh, so we're just saying things out loud now? 141 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:06,121 ‘Cause I am not wild about you, either. 142 00:05:06,154 --> 00:05:06,923 I got beef. 143 00:05:07,156 --> 00:05:08,794 From when they paired us at the spring picnic. 144 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:10,530 Oh, is this about the three-legged race? 145 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:11,298 That was a year ago! 146 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:13,604 Last place. It was like dragging a corpse. 147 00:05:13,637 --> 00:05:15,975 You gotta take shorter strides! I kept telling you! 148 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:17,176 Hey, look at this guy. 149 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:18,145 He's walking a dog on the beach 150 00:05:18,445 --> 00:05:21,419 right by the sign that says "No walking dogs on the beach." 151 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:22,722 I think he's just looking out at the ocean. 152 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,592 - You don't get it, do you? - Mmm-mmm. 153 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,796 Give these sons of bitches an inch, they take a mile. 154 00:05:26,829 --> 00:05:27,731 What? 155 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:28,600 Excuse me, sir. 156 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,002 Did you not see the sign right there? 157 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:34,679 Oh, we got one in the sand. Let's roll! 158 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:36,950 I'm not rolling. 159 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:40,958 Sir, sir! Excuse me, sir! Sir! 160 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,862 - Hey, I finished my reports. - Hey. 161 00:05:42,895 --> 00:05:44,431 There wasn't actually much to do. 162 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:45,500 That's ‘cause it was a ruse. 163 00:05:45,568 --> 00:05:47,605 I thought we could spend the day solving the mystery 164 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,408 of who your secret admirer is. 165 00:05:49,408 --> 00:05:52,715 Oh, I love you! Ok, first a confession. 166 00:05:52,715 --> 00:05:55,754 I didn't actually finish my reports. 167 00:05:55,787 --> 00:05:56,656 That's fine. 168 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,493 Do you listen to Loose Railing, the true crime podcast? 169 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,696 Because I'm obsessed. 170 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:00,698 Did the railing do it? 171 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,469 I'm not gonna spoil it for you, but they did solve the crime 172 00:06:03,469 --> 00:06:05,040 by going to the store where the killer got 173 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,776 the deer rendering knife. 174 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:08,045 Oh god, that sounds gruesome. 175 00:06:08,045 --> 00:06:08,847 It is the best. 176 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:10,784 Anyways, I thought to myself, I wonder who sells 177 00:06:10,818 --> 00:06:13,189 tasty little New Zealand treats nearby. 178 00:06:13,222 --> 00:06:14,625 Auckland Goodies in Spokane. 179 00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:16,630 I did a lot of research and I came up with, 180 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:17,898 yeah, the exact same thing. 181 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:19,669 Let's call. 182 00:06:19,702 --> 00:06:21,939 This is what they call an “ice cold call ”. 183 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:24,612 [ringing] 184 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:30,189 Hi. Um, we received a delightful basket of your native candies. 185 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:32,861 Oh- uh, and we were wondering 186 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:35,667 if you could tell us who bought them. 187 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:38,707 He's saying he can't tell us. 188 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:41,244 But I just want to be able to thank them. You understand. 189 00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:46,488 What? 190 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:47,659 It's an unwritten condition of the sale. 191 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,027 Policy of the store. 192 00:06:52,635 --> 00:06:55,106 I'm so sorry, I'm actually-- I'm catching very little. 193 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:56,509 He's bound by the ethics- 194 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,779 - Ethic-- - Ethics. 195 00:06:57,779 --> 00:06:59,583 Bound by the ethics of his trade. 196 00:06:59,616 --> 00:07:00,651 - Oh. - He can't help us. 197 00:07:00,684 --> 00:07:02,054 Thanks heaps for your help, see ya. 198 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:03,056 Thank you. 199 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,124 That was a dead end. 200 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,964 No, ‘cause dead ends are just when you turn the car around. 201 00:07:06,997 --> 00:07:09,736 Loose Railing Season 3 the car chase episode. 202 00:07:09,769 --> 00:07:12,173 Sorry, can you understand me when I talk? 203 00:07:12,206 --> 00:07:13,175 What? 204 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:17,250 [laughs] 205 00:07:18,653 --> 00:07:21,292 Here he is, boys. Pack it up. 206 00:07:21,325 --> 00:07:24,732 I said “boys ” meaning everybody. Don't get on my back, Cheryl. 207 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:26,034 How're you doing, Frank? 208 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:27,037 Not bad, yourself? 209 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,006 Good. 210 00:07:28,306 --> 00:07:31,211 Colleen and I are sorting out the custody stuff, but uh... 211 00:07:31,245 --> 00:07:31,846 you still alone? 212 00:07:32,047 --> 00:07:34,017 It depends. Is Colleen looking? 213 00:07:34,051 --> 00:07:37,057 Wow, Frank told me you guys play for keeps. 214 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,927 I'm Shred, the partner. 215 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:40,698 What happened to Rick? 216 00:07:40,698 --> 00:07:42,601 He's been gone for like three years. 217 00:07:42,635 --> 00:07:44,071 Have you not told him about me? 218 00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:44,772 Where's the turtle? 219 00:07:44,972 --> 00:07:46,643 Or did Colleen run off with him, too? 220 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:50,249 Oh, you've gotten real cocky since your growth spurt. 221 00:07:51,185 --> 00:07:52,888 What a majestic creature. 222 00:07:52,921 --> 00:07:55,159 I wonder if he knows his owner was just busted 223 00:07:55,193 --> 00:07:56,863 for selling bricks of heroine. 224 00:07:56,863 --> 00:07:59,702 He's a 100-year-old tortoise. He's seen crazy stuff. 225 00:07:59,702 --> 00:08:01,840 And they put him in front of this TV 226 00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,910 and that is way too much screen time. 227 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:05,881 It's a Galapagos. They're endangered. 228 00:08:05,881 --> 00:08:07,684 Well then how'd he get here? 229 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,822 Transported by a child's wish? 230 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,327 No, Shred, he was smuggled here. 231 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:13,864 They're not allowed in this country. 232 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:16,636 Ok, I don't know when you're being serious sometimes. 233 00:08:16,636 --> 00:08:17,671 How're we gonna get him outta here? 234 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,645 He's like 300 pounds. Should we get Paddy to help? 235 00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:22,347 He was a UCLA rower. 236 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:23,984 You need to stop Googling my family. 237 00:08:23,984 --> 00:08:26,121 We don't need him. Go get the straps. 238 00:08:27,056 --> 00:08:28,760 [slow clap] 239 00:08:30,196 --> 00:08:31,966 Seattle's finest, folks. 240 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,672 Somewhere in heaven mom is embarrassed as hell for you. 241 00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:35,907 That's good stuff. 242 00:08:35,907 --> 00:08:38,178 You know it was your divorce that killed her. 243 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:39,348 Keep it moving. 244 00:08:39,381 --> 00:08:40,684 I wanna get out on that sick burn. 245 00:08:40,718 --> 00:08:41,886 I don't wanna freak the tortoise out, 246 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,723 he's not used to high speeds. 247 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,226 [tortoise groans] 248 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:49,970 [Templeton] You didn't even get out of the truck. 249 00:08:50,003 --> 00:08:51,338 What the hell kind of partner are you? 250 00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:52,073 A temporary one? 251 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,277 The kind who's here against his will? 252 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:57,083 Listen, are you hungry? ‘Cause I could eat. 253 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:59,689 Maybe. There's a little spicy chicken place up the street. 254 00:08:59,722 --> 00:09:01,091 Katie's Hot Chicken? 255 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,060 You know it? 256 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:04,632 Know it? I'm the reason there's a warning on the menu. 257 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,770 Huh. Let's go. 258 00:09:06,803 --> 00:09:09,809 [death metal music plays] 259 00:09:12,147 --> 00:09:14,217 [Shred] Come on, sir. You can do it. 260 00:09:14,217 --> 00:09:17,825 Sorry, he's taking his time. He's very old. 261 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:18,893 We're all set up for him. 262 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:20,964 We just moved the Bengal tiger cub. 263 00:09:20,964 --> 00:09:23,269 What? You have a Bengal tiger? 264 00:09:23,302 --> 00:09:23,837 Yep. 265 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:26,810 Those are also illegal to own. 266 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:29,014 But I don't have to point that out to you 267 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:32,755 since we're both animal people. Where'd you get him? 268 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,291 That I don't know. 269 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,661 Who here would know? 270 00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:36,596 That I also don't know. 271 00:09:36,796 --> 00:09:38,667 You're really setting the world on fire, aren't you? 272 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,904 Look, I spend most of my days trying not to get bit. 273 00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:43,509 And here he is, the guest of honor. 274 00:09:43,509 --> 00:09:46,348 In his defense I would not be rushing to move from a mansion 275 00:09:46,382 --> 00:09:48,152 into a refuge. 276 00:09:48,185 --> 00:09:50,825 I wanna send this to my mom. What's the wifi password? 277 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:52,293 That I don't know, either. 278 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,168 That was weird, right? 279 00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:58,171 That guy totally clammed up when I started asking 280 00:09:58,205 --> 00:09:58,840 about the tiger. 281 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,644 Who doesn't wanna talk about tigers? 282 00:10:00,677 --> 00:10:01,746 Tigers are awesome. 283 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:02,414 I don't know. 284 00:10:02,615 --> 00:10:04,217 He just seemed a little overwhelmed. 285 00:10:04,217 --> 00:10:06,054 Plus, he's not in a great place professionally. 286 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:06,689 Think about it. 287 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,660 Two illegal animals in one morning? 288 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:09,829 Something's off. 289 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,866 Maybe we should go back there and get some answers. 290 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,737 Do a little good cop, dumb cop. 291 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:15,974 Ok. I love when you get all excited about something 292 00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:17,177 and start walking the edge, 293 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,181 but maybe just let the real cops handle it? 294 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:20,216 No. The cops are useless. They're probably in on it. 295 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:23,957 What, you mean like a Russian nesting doll of corruption? 296 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,759 Exactly. 297 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:25,661 And it's our jobs 298 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:28,966 to find the tiny little criminal babushka at the centre. 299 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:32,407 [Emily] There's been a development. I've got something. 300 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,442 [Victoria] Whatcha got? 301 00:10:33,476 --> 00:10:34,945 A clue. The note. 302 00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:35,981 I don't know why I didn't go there earlier. 303 00:10:36,248 --> 00:10:39,856 Look at the cursive “t ”. There is a real flourish to it. 304 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:41,893 Oh, wow, yeah. That is a fancy “t ”. 305 00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:44,197 It's almost erotic. 306 00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:46,134 Who is this mystery man or woman? 307 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,972 I don't know, but I think we find out who writes 308 00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:50,744 with a sexy “t ”, we find our admirer. 309 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:53,081 Which is why I have this. 310 00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:54,350 A get well card. 311 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,219 Exactly. 312 00:10:55,252 --> 00:10:56,756 We start our search in the precinct, 313 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,958 get everybody to sign it. 314 00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:00,296 Oh, yes. That is so good. 315 00:11:00,329 --> 00:11:00,998 Oh my gosh! 316 00:11:01,198 --> 00:11:02,901 Ok, so um, who do we say that it's for? 317 00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:05,173 Maybe... uh, Rachel in dispatch? 318 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,076 No, I think she's already in remission. 319 00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:07,945 Ah, dammit. 320 00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:11,185 Yeah, I think we missed our window, which is great. 321 00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:14,324 - It's a good thing. - Yeah, glad that she's better. 322 00:11:14,357 --> 00:11:15,426 Let's keep thinking, though. 323 00:11:15,894 --> 00:11:16,696 Victoria never lets me eat here. 324 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:19,234 She says my vinegar breath stinks up the truck. 325 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,471 If your car doesn't stink at the end of your shift 326 00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:22,941 have you really done your job? 327 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,444 - [phone ringing] - That's exactly right. 328 00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:27,317 Hi honey. 329 00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:28,452 I've gotta pick her up from dance? 330 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,291 That's all the way across town during rush hour. 331 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,127 [whispers] Busy. 332 00:11:32,327 --> 00:11:34,064 No, no. I do not think it's easy being on bed rest 333 00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:36,068 and watching me do everything. Literally. 334 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,537 No, baby I was just-- that was a joke. 335 00:11:37,537 --> 00:11:38,973 Mmhmm. Yeah. 336 00:11:38,973 --> 00:11:40,844 Just text me and I'll pick up dinner. 337 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,447 Ok. Love you, bye. 338 00:11:42,848 --> 00:11:44,986 Anything for you, my lady. 339 00:11:45,019 --> 00:11:46,255 Sorry. 340 00:11:46,255 --> 00:11:47,457 Oh, don't be sorry. 341 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:49,962 I'm actually kinda jealous of what you have. 342 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:51,833 Oh yeah? Which part exactly? 343 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:54,939 Ah, you know, going home to someone. Kids. 344 00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:56,575 Why don't you have a family? 345 00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:58,512 Personal. A little personal. 346 00:11:58,546 --> 00:11:59,280 Sorry, I thought we were bonding. 347 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:00,984 I thought I'd use this as an opportunity 348 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:02,588 to find some actual humanity in you, 349 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,026 but, you know, it's fine, maybe there's nothing there. 350 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,128 I had a brutal divorce. 351 00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:08,099 My wife cheated on me with my cousin. 352 00:12:08,132 --> 00:12:11,573 Now they have two kids who are my first cousins once removed. 353 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,307 Sec- second cousins. 354 00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:14,278 I don't know. They're something. 355 00:12:14,311 --> 00:12:15,246 Wow. 356 00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,450 Are you kidding me right now? 357 00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:19,420 Ma'am! Ma'am! 358 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,291 [Woman] Yeah? 359 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,228 Yeah, you can't run with your dog on the beach. 360 00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:25,567 Oh, yeah, no, I know, but this is a medical service dog. 361 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,870 I need to see your license. 362 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,038 Sorry, I forgot it. 363 00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,608 Oh, you did. Uh, excuse me... 364 00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:32,380 Uh, oh. Seriously? Ok. Alright. 365 00:12:32,414 --> 00:12:33,315 You're gonna go run? 366 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,350 You're not coming? 367 00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:35,219 No, I'm not coming. 368 00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:36,622 I just told you about my divorce. 369 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,325 You can't play the divorce card! 370 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,329 I hear them every summer at the lake house. 371 00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:43,603 I'm haunted by the sounds of my cousin's love making. 372 00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,774 Ma'am! Ma'am! 373 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,080 Can you please... These boots are not fun to run in, ma'am. 374 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,919 And how do we know that it's not her? 375 00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:53,288 She just tells me everything she does. 376 00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:55,895 Uh, Bettany, we need your help. 377 00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:56,896 [whispers] Anything. 378 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:57,698 We need you to go home sick. 379 00:12:57,898 --> 00:13:00,335 We want everyone to sign a get well card for you. 380 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,271 Ok, you got it. 381 00:13:01,271 --> 00:13:03,108 That's it? No follow up questions? 382 00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:05,647 Oh, you want me to throw up in a wastebasket or something 383 00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:06,481 to sell it? 384 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:07,384 No. No... 385 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,219 It feels necessary. 386 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,855 - No, don't. - Please don't. Please don't. 387 00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:11,358 You can just go home. 388 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,460 Alright, I'm out. 389 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:13,563 Great. 390 00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:14,899 Ok. See ya. 391 00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:16,268 Hey. I talked to the other precincts. 392 00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:19,041 There have been seven illegal animals confiscated 393 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,443 in the last three months. 394 00:13:20,443 --> 00:13:23,181 An ocelot in Ballard, a Tonkin monkey in Magnolia, 395 00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,153 and a javelina at Rainier Beach. 396 00:13:25,186 --> 00:13:26,889 We have stumbled onto something big. 397 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,061 Also, I'm aware that the yarn forms a pentagram 398 00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:32,500 which I think is unintentional. I think. 399 00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,304 Ok. I love this. 400 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:37,009 But I do wonder if maybe you're going a little crazy 401 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:39,247 based on not a lot of evidence. 402 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,352 I'll have the evidence once I get the background checks 403 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,155 on the owners of these addresses, which means 404 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,360 I have to ask my brother, Patrick, for a favor. 405 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,296 In a perfect world I would blackmail him for it 406 00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:49,133 but we don't live in a perfect world. 407 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,605 Patrick? A second chance to make a first impression. 408 00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:52,641 Hey, everyone. 409 00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:55,880 Um, so Bettany had to go home sick and we are getting everyone 410 00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:58,286 in the office to sign this get well card for her. 411 00:13:58,352 --> 00:13:59,253 Shred? 412 00:13:59,320 --> 00:13:59,922 Oh, yeah. 413 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:01,224 - She's ill. - Oh, she is so... 414 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,163 - Seriously ill. - Oh my gosh. 415 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:06,367 Yeah, no. 416 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:09,174 No? Sorry, is that not how you spell Pedialite? 417 00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:09,675 Frank? 418 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:10,644 Who's Bethany? 419 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,346 Bettany. The receptionist. 420 00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:14,116 I hardly know her. It'd be insincere. 421 00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:16,590 It's not a legally binding get well card, just sign it, 422 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,558 you crotchety loner. 423 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:18,927 Ok. 424 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:25,539 “Get well, besties for life. Frank Shaw. ” 425 00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:29,414 No. 426 00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:30,717 Oh, and for the record, 427 00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:32,286 I had walking pneumonia last year 428 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,290 and you guys didn't do crap. 429 00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:37,463 Stop! Stop! 430 00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:40,971 Ok, when we... when we tell you... 431 00:14:40,971 --> 00:14:42,440 There's a... there's a sign! 432 00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:44,545 We are... in uniform. 433 00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:45,446 I ate so much chicken, man. 434 00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:47,283 The license is back at my place. What do you wanna do? 435 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,920 Do you wanna wait here and I'll go get it? 436 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:51,424 We'll wait at Animal Control Precinct 22. 437 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,598 And when you show me the license you get the dog back. 438 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,001 You're kidding. 439 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,437 Oh, man, I don't feel good. 440 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:58,338 Ok. Come on. 441 00:14:58,371 --> 00:14:58,940 Wait, what? 442 00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:00,209 Hey, you can't take my dog! 443 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:00,977 What? 444 00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:03,984 I can't believe you took her dog. 445 00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:04,952 We have to send a message. 446 00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,455 You can't just say your pet's a service dog, 447 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,494 look at this ragamuffin. That's no hero. 448 00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:10,463 What happened to you? 449 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:11,766 [thud] 450 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,771 Hey, did you hear that? Oh, are you ok? 451 00:15:14,805 --> 00:15:17,611 I just got really lightheaded. 452 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:27,463 Um... what? 453 00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:29,768 Look at this. That's not normal. 454 00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,137 That's better. 455 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,341 I'm a diabetic. Usually my watch warns me. 456 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,277 Diabetic? 457 00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:37,283 Hey. He's got a blanket, too. 458 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,555 What? Where did that even come from? 459 00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:42,594 This guy must be a medical service dog. 460 00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:43,696 Oh, you're in big trouble. 461 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:44,598 We. We're partners. 462 00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:45,433 No, no, no. You. 463 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,069 I wanted to stay in the truck and eat hot chicken. 464 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:56,421 What's up? 465 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,994 Dad, I didn't expect you to be here. 466 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,398 It's Tony's. Cops get 30 percent off for life. 467 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:02,233 Want me to order you something? 468 00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:04,237 One of your cheeseburgers without the cheese? 469 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,172 He's lactose intolerant. 470 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,209 I'm not intolerant, I just don't like it melted. 471 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:08,379 A cheeseburger without the cheese 472 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,447 is a hamburger, numb nuts. 473 00:16:09,447 --> 00:16:11,351 This guy, always with the special orders. 474 00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:13,288 Hey, just shut it, you two. 475 00:16:13,321 --> 00:16:16,395 I heard you collared a perp turtle. 476 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,667 A grateful nation thanks you for your service. 477 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,735 [laughing] 478 00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:22,473 Holy crap. It's Papa Bear. 479 00:16:22,507 --> 00:16:24,077 I told you to wait in the truck. 480 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,078 Who's this? 481 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:26,749 I'm Shred, sir. The partner. 482 00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:27,516 What happened to Rick? 483 00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:30,156 Have you told no one in your family about me? 484 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,125 Look, I need a favor. 485 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,663 Run a background check for me and I promise 486 00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,499 I'll be a character witness at your next custody hearing. 487 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,871 Ok. I'm just gonna need the full name of the kangaroo. 488 00:16:37,904 --> 00:16:40,042 [laughing] 489 00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:41,311 It's Stephen Peter Flaherty. 490 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:42,346 Don't! 491 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,052 Don't even. Don't mention Father Flaherty. 492 00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:47,456 Oh, well for me it was the best confirmation ever. 493 00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:48,258 Enough! 494 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,393 I'm trying to eat my frickin' cheeseburger 495 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:51,565 and I got the knucklehead choir going here. 496 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:54,070 Wow, it's like I'm at your kitchen table. 497 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,406 Just run the names, Magnum. 498 00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:57,409 You're not a cop anymore. 499 00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,384 Stop acting like it. 500 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,591 Dad, how about you? You still got some pull, right? 501 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,194 I can't do it. 502 00:17:06,228 --> 00:17:09,869 Well, actually that's not true. I won't do it. 503 00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:10,704 Dad, I wanna thank you 504 00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:13,777 for being a withholding black hole of negativity. 505 00:17:13,777 --> 00:17:14,779 - Patrick. - Hmm? 506 00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:17,449 Everybody knows you lost your gun at a Starbucks last year. 507 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:18,151 [patrons gasp] 508 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:19,453 That's not true. That's not true. 509 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,389 Not true! 510 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:22,594 You know what, screw those guys. 511 00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:24,464 I can bring this ring down on my own. 512 00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:26,434 All I need is some surveillance equipment. 513 00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:29,808 A drone, a ghillie suit for the woods, pulse grenades, 514 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:30,878 C-4 explosives... 515 00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,513 Yeah. Yep, totally. 516 00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:34,551 Um, hey, but just to circle back. 517 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:37,290 You may be seeing something that's not there. 518 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,494 Oh, it's there. My senses are sharpened. 519 00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:40,062 [horn honks] 520 00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:41,498 Oh, I blew a stop sign. Oops. 521 00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:42,433 Ok, yeah. 522 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,472 But um, I-- I have a theory if you're interested. 523 00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:47,343 Well, your last theory was that all gum 524 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,411 was the same flavor so no. 525 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:51,685 Ok, well is it possible there isn't some small part of you 526 00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:54,357 that wants to prove to them that you're a real Shaw. 527 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:57,698 A real cop. Like your cousin Denny. 528 00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:58,600 May he rest in peace. 529 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,706 I regret ever telling you anything about my family, 530 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,811 and Denny did not go down in a line of duty. 531 00:18:04,811 --> 00:18:06,682 It was autoerotic asphyxiation. 532 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:08,686 [sighs] 533 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,023 I really thought the card thing was gonna work. 534 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,929 This is just not cracking like it does on Loose Railing. 535 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,433 I feel bummed. 536 00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:16,167 Hmm. 537 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,403 Which is weird for me. 538 00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:24,918 Like, am I looking for romance? Or something special? 539 00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,421 [fake vomits] 540 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:27,223 Are you? 541 00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:28,525 I don't know! Am I? 542 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,628 I don't know. 543 00:18:29,661 --> 00:18:31,498 I'm not ready to give up just yet. 544 00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:32,199 Ok. 545 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,237 Do you wanna get a drink and brainstorm? 546 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,773 Definitely. 547 00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:39,882 Um, actually I have a... I have a little confession to make. 548 00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,586 Oh God, it's not you, is it? 549 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,453 No. 550 00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:43,188 No? 551 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,157 But... 552 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:44,958 "Oh god"? Really? 553 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:45,927 I'm so sorry. 554 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,400 No. I was gonna say I kinda kept you here at the office 555 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,839 'cause I feel like we haven't been hanging out as much. 556 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,475 Like, since Rick I just... 557 00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:54,778 Awe. 558 00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:58,620 That's so cute. I love hanging out. 559 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,389 Are you giving up on whatever weird little Frank project 560 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,457 you've got going on? 561 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:03,696 Yeah. As they say, it was stupid. 562 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:06,769 Most things involving yarn usually are. 563 00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:07,571 What happened? 564 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,376 I got myself worked up over nothing... again. 565 00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:12,180 Like when I thought Shred was in Nexium. 566 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:12,948 [giggles] 567 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:16,388 Whatever. How's your get well card scam? 568 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,593 I should have figured that you'd see right through that. 569 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,897 Which means I'm smart enough to hide my real handwriting. 570 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,500 Oh, no... 571 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:24,971 Do you really think I would do something as obvious 572 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:27,844 as send you New Zealand snacks? 573 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:28,680 I don't know. 574 00:19:28,913 --> 00:19:30,182 I think I know you a little better than that. 575 00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:31,685 Ok. Creeper. 576 00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:32,787 Creeper? 577 00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,459 Time to face the music. 578 00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:36,394 Oh God. 579 00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:39,901 Or we could tie the dog up and just leave a note. 580 00:19:39,935 --> 00:19:41,271 Yes. That's more courageous. 581 00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:42,941 ‘Cause this is awkward for her, too. 582 00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,010 - Yes. - Right? 583 00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:45,011 I got a note here. 584 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:49,855 "Apologies, Officers Templeton Dudge and Amit Patel." Here. 585 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,592 - No, don't put my name on it. - It's already on it. 586 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,261 - Did you put my name on it? - Let's go. 587 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,030 [rings doorbell] 588 00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:54,732 Hurry up. Go, go! 589 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,434 Ooh, ooh, my hamstring, my hamstring. 590 00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:57,804 It's seized up! It's seized up! 591 00:19:57,804 --> 00:19:58,873 - Hey, I got you. - Okay. 592 00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:01,678 [Templeton] Put your foot on my foot. Follow me. 593 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,648 Inside first. 594 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:03,315 [barking] 595 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,220 Now, go! I knew you had another gear. 596 00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:07,757 Where was this at the picnic? 597 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:12,634 Hey! Over here in the shadows! 598 00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,340 - Refuge guy? - Damn. 599 00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:17,142 Why are you hiding in the dark? 600 00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:20,349 It's a great hiding spot. Well, it was. 601 00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:22,621 Anyway, there's a Komodo dragon coming in. 602 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,590 When? 603 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,927 They don't tell me anything! But you are onto something. 604 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:27,564 I'll sneak up on you later. 605 00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:31,538 Dammit! 606 00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:32,774 Thanks, refuge guy! 607 00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:34,043 It's Terry, man! 608 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:39,053 I don't have much to go on. 609 00:20:39,086 --> 00:20:40,991 That's more than enough for me. 610 00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:42,928 Oh, do you want a ride? 611 00:20:42,961 --> 00:20:44,530 [Terry] No thanks, I Ubered. 612 00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:48,505 This guy's gonna buy all my laser discs 613 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,610 but he's gonna pay me in-- in crypto. 614 00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:51,946 Freeze! 615 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,081 I'm just kidding. 616 00:20:53,114 --> 00:20:54,083 Uh, mind if I join you? 617 00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:55,085 Who are you? 618 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,087 Classic. 619 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:56,989 It's Shred. 620 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,091 Shred? 621 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,060 Not Rick? 622 00:20:59,093 --> 00:20:59,728 Not Rick. 623 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:00,563 Frank's got a birthday coming up, 624 00:21:00,897 --> 00:21:03,468 I'm thinking a little karaoke-themed party, 625 00:21:03,468 --> 00:21:04,304 so if you have a favorite song 626 00:21:04,537 --> 00:21:06,507 I want to give you time to work on your routines. 627 00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:07,577 Frank's got a birthday coming up? 628 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,746 Wait, you're asking me? 629 00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:11,351 Wow. So much darker than I realized. 630 00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:12,186 Anyway, perfect world, 631 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:15,526 I see all four of us doing a little YMCA, right? 632 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,664 Who's gonna be the cop? Not me. 633 00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:19,500 Everything else is on the table. 634 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,908 Yeah, um, hey, look. You are a really nice kid. 635 00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:23,743 Thank you. 636 00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:26,514 So I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to get out. 637 00:21:26,548 --> 00:21:27,851 - Nine. - What? 638 00:21:27,885 --> 00:21:29,755 Eight. Seven. Six. 639 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,424 We haven't decided yet what we're doing. 640 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,760 You already know what you're doing. 641 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:33,461 - Four. - Go. 642 00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:36,133 Three. Two. One. 643 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,871 - Paradise by the Dashboard Light. 644 00:21:37,871 --> 00:21:38,906 - What? - You and me.