1 00:00:03,551 --> 00:00:07,391 RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,927 Oh, people are excited to celebrate 3 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:10,698 your foolish financial decisions. 4 00:00:10,731 --> 00:00:11,566 Well, are you coming? 5 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:13,103 ‘Cause we'd love to see you there. 6 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:14,505 You know, I'm torn between not going 7 00:00:14,538 --> 00:00:16,977 and making up a lame excuse for not going. 8 00:00:17,011 --> 00:00:17,979 You gotta come! 9 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:20,050 How's it gonna look if my own partner doesn't show up? 10 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:20,918 Like I don't wanna plummet 11 00:00:20,985 --> 00:00:23,255 through loose floor boards to my death. 12 00:00:29,368 --> 00:00:30,303 Huh. 13 00:00:31,506 --> 00:00:32,174 Huh? 14 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:33,542 [quizzical growl] 15 00:00:38,353 --> 00:00:39,956 We gotta pull this guy over, right? 16 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:41,091 This is why we need a siren. 17 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,396 Not a stupid fluorescent car decal. 18 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,066 No one's stopping for a decal! 19 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:48,106 - It's true. - [honks horn] 20 00:00:48,139 --> 00:00:49,541 Pull over! 21 00:00:50,444 --> 00:00:52,213 Pull over! 22 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:58,125 Hey. Paws where I can see ‘em. 23 00:01:00,164 --> 00:01:02,467 At risk of wildly offending your wife, 24 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,405 why is the dog driving your car? 25 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:06,542 It's ok, I have a license. 26 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:09,616 To commit the most complicated suicide of all time? 27 00:01:09,649 --> 00:01:11,118 It's a driverless car. 28 00:01:11,152 --> 00:01:13,256 Balthazar just likes the front seat. 29 00:01:13,289 --> 00:01:15,661 Of course. Then he can control the stereo. 30 00:01:15,694 --> 00:01:16,596 Here you go. 31 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,099 There is literally nothing we can do, 32 00:01:18,132 --> 00:01:20,436 so have a nice day. 33 00:01:21,506 --> 00:01:24,144 Huh. The future really sneaks up on you, huh? 34 00:01:24,177 --> 00:01:25,513 Mmhmm. 35 00:01:27,351 --> 00:01:30,824 [theme music plays] 36 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:54,906 ♪ 37 00:01:59,682 --> 00:02:00,818 Hey, Terry. 38 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:03,489 That would go a lot faster if you used a pitchfork. 39 00:02:03,522 --> 00:02:04,926 This jerk did something with my car keys. 40 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,162 I've been off for an hour. 41 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:08,499 Is there a guy bringing in a Komodo dragon? 42 00:02:08,532 --> 00:02:11,072 I only got his street name. Perbindish. 43 00:02:11,105 --> 00:02:12,507 I ran it through Google Translate. 44 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:14,378 It's Albanian for “monster ”. 45 00:02:14,412 --> 00:02:15,815 Why would they call him Monster, Frank? 46 00:02:15,848 --> 00:02:16,884 Out of all the names. 47 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:17,686 I know you're scared, 48 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:19,421 but there are a lot of animals in jeopardy. 49 00:02:19,454 --> 00:02:21,326 So, if I can talk to Monster 50 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:22,829 he can tell me where he got his dragon. 51 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:25,367 And by the way, never trust Google Translate. 52 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,803 He's coming in later. 53 00:02:27,738 --> 00:02:29,041 I'll text you. 54 00:02:29,074 --> 00:02:30,143 I knew there was a hero 55 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:31,980 underneath that straw and flop sweat. 56 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:35,453 Oh, got your car keys. 57 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:37,357 I think he chucked them out the window. 58 00:02:37,893 --> 00:02:39,327 You son of a bitch. 59 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:42,736 Everyone, reminder! 60 00:02:42,769 --> 00:02:43,704 Big shindig tonight 61 00:02:43,938 --> 00:02:46,676 ‘cause we've officially closed escrow on the house. 62 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:47,712 - [cheering and applause] - That's right. 63 00:02:48,012 --> 00:02:50,517 The timing's perfect because the fumigators are coming tomorrow. 64 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:51,886 So we're going off tonight! 65 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,955 Yeah, we are! 66 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:53,791 And hey, just a quick heads up, 67 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:55,427 there's no running water at the house 68 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:56,529 so if you need to use the bathroom 69 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:59,101 you'll have to go to the Happy Burger down the street 70 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:00,871 and you will need to make a purchase. 71 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:03,209 So just, you know, buddy system, go in pairs. 72 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:05,046 Or maybe just, you know, hold it. 73 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,852 Also, we need ice. See you tonight! 74 00:03:07,885 --> 00:03:09,555 Bring your own ice! 75 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,860 - [Patel] Real ice shortage. - [Shred] See you tonight! 76 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:14,633 Hey, you know the odds of passing your citizenship test 77 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:18,039 go up if you actually open up the old study guide. 78 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,541 Yeah, but I'm gonna find a loop hole 79 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:20,578 to get me out of all the study. 80 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:23,717 Short cuts and laziness. Spoken like a true American. 81 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:25,955 I was thinking about getting some cheeses. 82 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,026 What's that swishing noise? 83 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:29,929 [swishing] 84 00:03:29,962 --> 00:03:32,902 It's ride-along day, people! 85 00:03:32,936 --> 00:03:34,606 [quiet mumbling] 86 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:38,045 What? It's so fun when I ride with you guys, right? 87 00:03:39,749 --> 00:03:42,453 So uh, who are you thinking about going with? 88 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:44,291 Not sure whether this factors into your decision 89 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,697 but um, Patel had Mexican for dinner. 90 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:49,034 Also, I had Chinese for breakfast 91 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:51,973 so it's like a real clash of cultures down there. 92 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:53,142 [Emily] Come on. 93 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:56,650 Hey, I made a playlist, and it is good. 94 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:59,221 Please, I'm begging you. Just tell us. 95 00:03:59,254 --> 00:04:02,795 Ok, um... drumroll. 96 00:04:02,829 --> 00:04:05,801 [drumroll plays] 97 00:04:05,835 --> 00:04:07,104 Frank and Shred. 98 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,707 [groans] Oh, come on! 99 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,878 Shred, come on. We gotta move your booster seat. 100 00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:13,950 It'll be great. I'll see you out there. 101 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:18,459 Hey, I'm not that bad in the truck, am I? 102 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,097 You're a bit of a stickler. 103 00:04:20,163 --> 00:04:21,599 What? I hate that word. 104 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:22,935 I mean, the whole point of a ride-along 105 00:04:22,969 --> 00:04:24,573 is to make sure you're following protocol. 106 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:25,675 It's a quarterly mandate. 107 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:28,881 Yeah, it's just sometimes you gotta let the small stuff slide. 108 00:04:28,914 --> 00:04:32,622 Ooff. That small stuff becomes big stuff. 109 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:33,489 Yeah. 110 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:35,192 - I heard that. I heard that. - Yeah, yeah. 111 00:04:35,226 --> 00:04:36,028 And I hear you. 112 00:04:36,161 --> 00:04:38,634 I will make an effort to be more chill. 113 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:39,301 Ok. 114 00:04:39,869 --> 00:04:41,874 The last thing I need is Emily in the truck today. 115 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,311 Terry's got a Komodo dragon coming in. 116 00:04:44,345 --> 00:04:46,716 Oh, did you tell Terry about the party? 117 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,319 Terry, my criminal informant? 118 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:49,421 Uh-huh. 119 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,490 Somehow your party did not come up. 120 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,194 Alright, well, tell him. You know? 121 00:04:52,194 --> 00:04:53,663 The more, the merrier. 122 00:04:53,697 --> 00:04:56,202 And bring ice, because I still think we're gonna be low. 123 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:58,406 Are you ok with Emily in the truck today? 124 00:04:58,439 --> 00:04:59,341 I mean, you do know 125 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:01,411 that she's probably gonna smell like Rick's cologne. 126 00:05:01,445 --> 00:05:02,180 I'll be fine. 127 00:05:02,347 --> 00:05:03,717 We're actually in a really good place. 128 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,520 We're just friends and that's ok. 129 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,692 And I'm just dating myself right now, 130 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,729 and I like my choice in men. 131 00:05:09,762 --> 00:05:13,570 Wow, you are really beginning to fray at the edges, my friend. 132 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:15,608 Hey, guys. 133 00:05:15,841 --> 00:05:17,611 Sorry, I had to get a Band-Aid for my neck 134 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:19,347 ‘cause I think the collar nicked me 135 00:05:19,347 --> 00:05:21,251 when I was doing all that swishing. 136 00:05:21,285 --> 00:05:22,588 Is it cool if I ride up front? 137 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,291 - Do we have a choice? - No. 138 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,126 [laughs awkwardly] 139 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:26,863 I'll sit in the middle, you don't have to move. 140 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:27,598 Alright. 141 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,101 Well, go right ahead. 142 00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:30,436 Just hop in. 143 00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:34,278 Ok. 144 00:05:34,311 --> 00:05:35,647 Seat belts. 145 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,119 Ok, check this out. 146 00:05:38,152 --> 00:05:38,987 If I can't take the test 147 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,758 there are other ways I can get citizenship. 148 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:42,629 Yes, that's what we need. We need another way. 149 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:44,465 I could be an interpreter. 150 00:05:44,498 --> 00:05:46,168 Nope, not gonna work. Not with that accent. 151 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:48,239 I can't even understand what you're saying half the time. 152 00:05:48,272 --> 00:05:49,141 No way! 153 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,512 See? Right there I heard Norway, like the country. 154 00:05:51,512 --> 00:05:53,583 I mean, that could cause a diplomatic emergency. 155 00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:54,619 [Dispatch] Truck 8, please respond. 156 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:57,491 Report of a loose miniature horse at Everson Stadium. 157 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,727 Oh my God. 158 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,494 What? 159 00:05:59,528 --> 00:06:00,496 A tiny horse? 160 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:02,100 That's the mascot for the Everson Small Stallions! 161 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:03,102 Ok. 162 00:06:03,136 --> 00:06:04,138 The double A team. 163 00:06:04,138 --> 00:06:04,873 And? 164 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,108 - Minor league. - Minor league of... 165 00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:07,545 - Baseball. - Baseball. 166 00:06:07,545 --> 00:06:08,647 Big fan of baseball. 167 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:10,450 [Dispatch] Truck 8 respond? I can call someone else if you want. 168 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:11,953 Yeah, yeah! Dibs, dibs, dibs! 169 00:06:11,953 --> 00:06:13,188 Truck 8 has dibs. 170 00:06:16,429 --> 00:06:19,001 Ooh, no blinker. Ah. 171 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:20,470 [sighs] 172 00:06:20,503 --> 00:06:22,842 But that is totally fine, 173 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:26,583 I can just let you off with a warning. 174 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:27,618 Ugh, I'm so sorry, you guys. 175 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,321 I cannot get this playlist to load. 176 00:06:29,321 --> 00:06:32,126 Awe. Should we just call it and you can come out another day? 177 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:32,928 Oh, I'm sorry. 178 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:35,333 Is my leg just rubbing up against you? 179 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,869 That must be so annoying. 180 00:06:36,869 --> 00:06:37,805 [phone vibrates] 181 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,274 - I hadn't even noticed. - [laughs] 182 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,678 Oh, it's Rick. 183 00:06:40,711 --> 00:06:43,282 Um, you know, I really shouldn't take personal calls 184 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:45,153 during work hours, but whatever. 185 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:48,059 It's fine. I'm chill. 186 00:06:48,092 --> 00:06:49,762 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 187 00:06:50,463 --> 00:06:51,800 You did? 188 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:57,812 What? Which pocket? Oh my gosh, ok. 189 00:06:57,812 --> 00:07:01,686 I'm looking right now. Ok, did you write me a note? 190 00:07:01,686 --> 00:07:06,328 That is so sweet. I'm gonna read this later. 191 00:07:06,328 --> 00:07:07,765 Love you too. Ok. 192 00:07:09,568 --> 00:07:11,471 Rick says hi. 193 00:07:11,505 --> 00:07:14,211 Yeah. Awesome. Uh, I need to get out. 194 00:07:14,211 --> 00:07:15,079 What? 195 00:07:15,113 --> 00:07:16,949 Yeah, I've got a migraine coming on. 196 00:07:16,983 --> 00:07:20,156 I can feel it so can you just pull over, Frank? 197 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:20,991 Wait, you've got a headache 198 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:22,728 before listening to Emily's playlist? 199 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:24,566 Yeah. Frank, could you pull over? 200 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:26,302 [Emily] Do you have a fever or something? 201 00:07:26,302 --> 00:07:27,638 [Shred] No, it's just a migraine. 202 00:07:27,671 --> 00:07:29,875 I gotta get some fresh air. You guys go ahead. 203 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,512 We can't just leave you here. 204 00:07:31,547 --> 00:07:33,049 We're like five blocks from the office. 205 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,886 Frank, tell her. This happens all the time. 206 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,658 It happens all the time. He's a sick boy. 207 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,762 Yep. Sick. Yep. 208 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:50,785 [Patel] I've always dreamed of being on this field. 209 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,557 You know, in the second grade my class took a field trip here? 210 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:54,992 They let the kids go wild. 211 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,732 Spit in the dugouts, run around the bases. 212 00:07:57,798 --> 00:07:59,769 And you know who didn't make it that day? 213 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:02,540 I think I do but it seems important for you to say-- 214 00:08:02,575 --> 00:08:05,447 The lady who's turn it was to drive carpool. 215 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,249 Wow. 216 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:07,084 So I didn't make it. 217 00:08:07,284 --> 00:08:09,121 That was a twist. I didn't see that coming. 218 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,156 - Hi. - Hi. 219 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:10,992 What've we got? 220 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,062 The mascot's loose somewhere in the stadium. 221 00:08:13,095 --> 00:08:14,064 Fungo? 222 00:08:14,064 --> 00:08:15,032 Yeah. 223 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:16,168 Oh, he is wily. 224 00:08:16,201 --> 00:08:18,139 They let the fans race him on the warning track 225 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:19,775 during the seventh inning stretch, right? 226 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:21,312 See? That is why I love this country. 227 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:22,915 It's just pure chaos. 228 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:25,319 You're ok, buddy. 229 00:08:26,155 --> 00:08:27,323 - Yo, Shred. - Mm. 230 00:08:27,357 --> 00:08:29,128 Hey, listen man, Emily here? 231 00:08:29,161 --> 00:08:31,465 I got the keys for Truck 7. Carburetor's all fixed. 232 00:08:31,498 --> 00:08:32,968 Oh, cool. Thanks, Bento. 233 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:34,639 Hey, you guys should stop by the Motor Pool for lunch. 234 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,707 I'm grilling it up. 235 00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:37,277 Oh yeah? You're having like a party? 236 00:08:37,277 --> 00:08:38,446 No, just a few of us. 237 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:40,684 - See you there? - Uh, yeah. 238 00:08:40,718 --> 00:08:42,320 Tight. Later, man. 239 00:08:42,353 --> 00:08:43,255 Cool. 240 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,295 [phone ringing] 241 00:08:46,328 --> 00:08:47,665 Hey, Bento. What's up? 242 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,634 Uh, super small thing. 243 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,971 If you're driving you should really be on speaker. 244 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:52,173 Oh. 245 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,509 [Bento] Frank, my man. 246 00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:54,712 Hey, we're grilling at the Motor Pool. 247 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:55,647 You wanna come by? 248 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,284 Oh, I can't. I'm with Emily. 249 00:08:57,317 --> 00:08:58,787 [Bento] Copy. Say no more. 250 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:00,591 Uh, wait. What does that mean? 251 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,927 [Bento] I'm on speaker? 252 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,500 Not cool, Frank. Not cool. 253 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,605 Ok, great talking to you. 254 00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:08,706 What? 255 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:12,615 [Dispatch] Truck 12 respond. 256 00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:15,086 Oh, thank God for animal emergencies. 257 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,424 Report of an injured hawk on the side of the road, 258 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,127 126 Brookside Drive. 259 00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:26,275 So um, why can't I come to the barbecue? 260 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:28,345 Does uh, nobody like me? 261 00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:31,218 Oh, no. People like you. It's just that you're management 262 00:09:31,218 --> 00:09:32,955 and at lunch time they wanna eat their sandwich 263 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,692 and talk about how stupid their boss is. 264 00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:36,094 - Right. - Nothing personal. 265 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:36,896 Oh, um, Frank? 266 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,432 We are on a very busy thoroughfare, 267 00:09:38,466 --> 00:09:42,140 so for protocol someone needs to run point on traffic. 268 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:43,142 Oh man. 269 00:09:43,442 --> 00:09:46,716 I just wish we knew someone who was alarmingly detail-oriented. 270 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,254 W... would... would you wanna do it? 271 00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:52,260 Yeah. I would love to. I have a flare. 272 00:09:52,294 --> 00:09:53,863 Ok, here we go. 273 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:57,303 Stop! 274 00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:59,007 [tires skidding] [horn honks] 275 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,042 Ok, Frank. 276 00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:01,947 I'm gonna tell you on my count when it's safe to proceed. 277 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,149 [honking] 278 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:04,585 Five. [horn honks] 279 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:06,222 Four. [horn honks] 280 00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:07,356 - Three. - Going on three. 281 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,961 Oh, wow. 282 00:10:08,994 --> 00:10:10,062 [honking] 283 00:10:10,062 --> 00:10:12,500 Alright, slowly. Ok, that's good. That's good. 284 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:13,536 Now you. 285 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,141 Your tires are low, you might wanna get those checked out. 286 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:17,076 I'm done. 287 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,647 Wait, really? That was so fast. 288 00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,918 Yeah, the honking makes me work faster. 289 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:21,820 Wow. 290 00:10:21,853 --> 00:10:23,055 [notification alert] 291 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:29,134 You know what? You should go to that barbecue. 292 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:29,969 Really? 293 00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:31,004 Yeah, I was overreacting. 294 00:10:31,038 --> 00:10:32,808 And whenever I get a wounded bird 295 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,645 it makes me crave grilled chicken. 296 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:35,748 That's disgusting. 297 00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:38,285 Um, yeah. That'd be great! Let's go. 298 00:10:38,318 --> 00:10:39,053 Great. 299 00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:41,024 Oh, tiny thing though, Frank, for protocol, 300 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,863 we really can't leave until the flare goes all the way out. 301 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:46,802 [exhales] 302 00:10:49,007 --> 00:10:51,612 Hey Patel, any sign of him? 303 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,883 Patel? Hello? 304 00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:55,620 Patel! 305 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,292 Amit Patel comes out of the dugout ready to right a wrong 306 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:00,864 that took place in the second grade. 307 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,605 Bases are jammed. Patel steps up to the plate. 308 00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:07,611 He's batting 785 on the year. 309 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:10,049 Wait! Fungo! Wait! Wait, I'm a big fan! 310 00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:11,686 [baseball organ music plays] 311 00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:14,057 Fungo! Fungo! 312 00:11:15,694 --> 00:11:19,167 Wait, woah, woah. There you go, Fungo. 313 00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:21,371 Look at that. 314 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:23,108 [organ music continues] 315 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:26,381 You caught him. And uh, you're good. 316 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:27,150 Oh, thank you. 317 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,654 I'm always inspired when my partner's 318 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,722 making a fool of himself. 319 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,127 You know, uh, the team is looking for a new organist. 320 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,364 There's actually an open audition later today. 321 00:11:34,397 --> 00:11:36,168 Thank you, but I have a job, 322 00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:39,240 and one where my partner does most of the work, so it's ideal, 323 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,443 I really love it. 324 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:41,679 - [Patel He got out. - Oh! 325 00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:43,115 He got out. 326 00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:45,152 [plays organ] 327 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,227 [upbeat music] 328 00:11:49,261 --> 00:11:58,145 ♪ 329 00:11:58,145 --> 00:12:00,817 This party is already way better than ours could ever be. 330 00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:02,721 Unbelievable. Which one's the wagyu? 331 00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:04,123 Who wants more skewers? 332 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,061 Bento, this is not a few people stopping by. 333 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,765 This is like a blowout, man. 334 00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:08,833 Yeah, man. 335 00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,436 Everyone's gonna be too full of meats for our escrow party. 336 00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:12,039 I'm glad you guys are having a good time. 337 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:13,041 No, we're not having a good time. 338 00:12:13,242 --> 00:12:16,282 We're angry and we're envious, and what is in this sauce? 339 00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:17,316 You gotta try this. 340 00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:18,419 64-hour marinade. 341 00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:19,789 - 64 hours?! - Yeah. 342 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,960 Nothing about this is last minute, man. 343 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,897 It's an aphrodisiac so you might wanna wash it down. 344 00:12:23,897 --> 00:12:25,433 - Come on. - Are those king crab legs?! 345 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:28,673 Hey. My CI says there's a Komodo dragon coming in. 346 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,644 I need you to babysit Emily for an hour. 347 00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:32,279 What? I didn't even know she was here. 348 00:12:33,616 --> 00:12:35,519 Why is she all alone? Is she ok? 349 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,657 It's because she's the boss. She's not supposed to be here. 350 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,425 It's unnatural. 351 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,229 Go over there and make her feel welcome. 352 00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:41,197 Ok. I don't know if you've noticed 353 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,402 but I'm having kind of a weird day around her. 354 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:44,906 I sort of kept it together in the truck 355 00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:47,010 but I don't know if I can do it again. 356 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:50,349 Ok, if you go, I'll go to your weird haunted house party. 357 00:12:51,485 --> 00:12:52,588 Well, I don't want you there 358 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:53,590 unless you're excited to be there. 359 00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:56,563 No, I'm super psyched to risk my life to eat cold pizza 360 00:12:56,596 --> 00:12:57,698 while holding in my pee 361 00:12:57,798 --> 00:13:00,469 next to people I'm already forced to spend the day with. 362 00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:02,975 I'll take it. 363 00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:04,779 Patel! Frank's in! 364 00:13:04,812 --> 00:13:05,880 Nice! 365 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:08,886 I have a major update. 366 00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:09,621 No cuts. 367 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,093 Oh, ok. So I did some more Googling. 368 00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:15,433 Turns out the United States grants visas to people 369 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,771 with extraordinary ability in the arts 370 00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:20,142 or people who accompany an athlete 371 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,480 in a performance of his or her duties. 372 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:23,315 That sounds fake. 373 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:25,019 - It does, but it's real. - Mmhmm. 374 00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,723 And the organ is my ticket, baby! 375 00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:28,292 I'm gonna audition. 376 00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,528 - Really? - Yeah. 377 00:13:29,528 --> 00:13:30,496 Yeah, you are, which means 378 00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:32,467 that I'm gonna get a second chance to run those bases! 379 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,502 So no meats for me. 380 00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:34,672 It's not really about you. 381 00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:35,907 I will take the Branzino. 382 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,143 Uh, hey. 383 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:39,381 Hey. How's your migraine? 384 00:13:39,414 --> 00:13:40,349 I'm feeling better now. 385 00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:41,418 Sorry I was so weird in the truck, 386 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,923 it's just when they come on I get a little claustrophobic. 387 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,063 Yeah. Have you seen Frank? 388 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:49,368 I haven't, uh, no. Have you? 389 00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:52,340 No. That's why I'm asking. Have you seen him? 390 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,846 Totally. I haven't seen him. Have you? 391 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:55,781 No. 392 00:13:56,014 --> 00:14:00,456 [DJ] Come on, people, let's get this dance party going! 393 00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:04,230 Here we go, Shred. Dancing's starting. 394 00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:06,367 Would a stickler dance in the middle of the day? 395 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,140 Yeah, I'm not really like a daytime dancer, so... 396 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,645 What? Yes you are. You dance all the time at work. 397 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,454 Come on. 398 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,601 Frank left. He lied to you. 399 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:25,105 What? 400 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,778 He's at the animal refuge. I'll text you the address. 401 00:14:27,811 --> 00:14:30,216 Wear shoes you don't care about. 402 00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,151 [sighs] 403 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,223 [notification alert] 404 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,576 Hey! Stop! 405 00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:45,078 What the hell are you doing? 406 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,822 What the H are you doing? You totally lied to me. 407 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,224 Get in! He's getting away! 408 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,426 What are you talking about? 409 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,330 You're not even buckled right now? 410 00:14:54,363 --> 00:14:55,366 Get in! 411 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,237 We're gonna talk about this later. 412 00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,108 Oh my gosh I need to put my seat belt on! Signal! 413 00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:04,050 [Operations Manager] So glad you decided to come back. 414 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:08,158 The organist job is between you and Bea over there. 415 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:10,095 - Hi, how are you? - Hey. 416 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,469 What is up with her? She's terrifying. 417 00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:14,939 She's just trying to get in your head, ok? 418 00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:16,341 Alright, come on over. 419 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,245 I'm just gonna have you each play some classics 420 00:15:18,278 --> 00:15:20,483 and uh, we'll see who comes out on top. 421 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:23,255 Alright, well that seems like a pretty standard organ duel. 422 00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,190 I'm gonna go check on Fungo. 423 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,528 See if he's settling into his enclosure. 424 00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:29,434 Uh, why don't we start with one of the baseball classics, 425 00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,469 “Charge ”? 426 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:35,279 [plays organ] 427 00:15:35,947 --> 00:15:39,086 [plays organ with impressive ending] 428 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,367 [chuckles] 429 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:53,082 And who's Monster, again? 430 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,353 He's the bad guy. Monster had the dragon. 431 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,223 Is this real or is this in a children's book? 432 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,192 This is very real. 433 00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,664 This is absolutely the wrong time for sarcasm. 434 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,933 And I know, glass houses. 435 00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,705 Now, this guy has a smuggling ring that's been going on 436 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:07,811 for months, which makes me think that someone's protecting them. 437 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,447 Oh, blinker, please! 438 00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:11,284 And, ok, you're driving like a maniac. 439 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,723 Listen, if there's an illegal animal ring I wanna stop it 440 00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:14,692 just as much as you do. 441 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,963 Great! But I have to clear it with my bosses first. 442 00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:17,698 You know, protocol. 443 00:16:17,798 --> 00:16:19,233 You're a real stickler, you know. 444 00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:20,603 I hate that word. 445 00:16:20,637 --> 00:16:21,371 [tires screech] 446 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,977 Hold on. I know a short cut and I'm a great driver. 447 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,412 [Emily] One-way alley! Car! 448 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:27,183 [honking] 449 00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,553 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 450 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:29,287 [honking] 451 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,624 Keep honking, Balthazar! 452 00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:31,659 Is that a dog? 453 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:32,828 Yeah, that's Balthazar. 454 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,397 [honking] 455 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:36,501 He's getting away! 456 00:16:37,503 --> 00:16:39,608 [playing "In the Hall of the Mountain King"] 457 00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:46,454 ♪ 458 00:16:48,225 --> 00:16:51,264 Well, uh, this isn't an easy decision 459 00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:54,070 but the new organist for the Everson Small Stallions 460 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,172 is Victoria. 461 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:58,980 I'm in! I'm in! Yes! USA! USA! 462 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:00,750 Congratulations. Here's the rule book. 463 00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:03,455 Please know it backwards and forwards for the home opener. 464 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,263 Yeah, no. No. There's no way I'm gonna learn that. 465 00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:08,933 Oh, it's a requirement for the job. 466 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,806 You have to be able to understand the flow of the game. 467 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:12,908 Yeah, no. I'm sorry. 468 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:14,812 Books and tests and stuff, they don't agree with me. 469 00:17:14,812 --> 00:17:17,918 That's the only reason I wanted this ridiculous job. 470 00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:19,186 No offense. 471 00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:23,495 [Patel] Steps up to the plate after 30 years on the bench. 472 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:26,669 Another high-pressure situation for Patel. 473 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:30,543 The crowd falls quiet. It's right down the middle. 474 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,282 Woah, he really got a hold of that one! 475 00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:36,255 It's going, going. It's off the foul pole. 476 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,058 It's still in play! 477 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:42,433 Patel is surprisingly fast for a man so full of Brazilian meat! 478 00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:44,370 Oh, he's rounding second. 479 00:17:44,404 --> 00:17:47,276 He might not have the gas for an inside-the-park home run. 480 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,347 But a triple is equally impressive. 481 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,051 Ow. 482 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:51,819 Ah. 483 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:54,123 [groans] He definitely hurt his ankle. 484 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,662 His wife is gonna be so mad. 485 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,804 ♪ 486 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:03,576 Ok, no one is even touching the chicken parm sandwiches. 487 00:18:03,609 --> 00:18:05,413 Of course not. Bento raised the bar on us. 488 00:18:05,446 --> 00:18:06,616 We're serving prison food. 489 00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:08,786 Excuse me, who invited Betty White? 490 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,524 We're trying to get our numbers up, Victoria. 491 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,928 This party's on life support. 492 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:13,930 Yeah. 493 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,134 I shouldn't even be here. I should be at home, studying. 494 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,102 Don't go. 495 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,140 Ok, take me through your prime ministers. 496 00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:20,075 Oh God. 497 00:18:20,108 --> 00:18:21,211 All of them. 498 00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,048 You came! My partner came, everybody! 499 00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:23,783 Hello. 500 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,054 Hey. This is a terrible neighborhood. 501 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:29,127 Some kid on a bike called me his little bitch 502 00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,462 for walking on the sidewalk. 503 00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,299 The eight year old with the neck tattoo? 504 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,772 Yes, that is Chris and he protects the block. 505 00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:37,076 I'm gonna go find all the hand sanitizer in Seattle. 506 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,013 Well, there's none here, buddy. 507 00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,115 Hey, look at you. 508 00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:42,253 Two office parties in one day. Wow. 509 00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:45,794 I know. This party is not as good as Bento's. 510 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,429 Oh, you can say that in a regular voice. 511 00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:49,401 This is more depressing than a hospice. 512 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,102 Mmhmm. 513 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:51,405 Um, listen, I told you I was gonna talk 514 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:54,243 to my regional supervisor about your investigation. 515 00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:55,078 So he gave me the runaround, 516 00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:57,116 told me that it's out of our jurisdiction, 517 00:18:57,149 --> 00:18:58,319 the police were on it. 518 00:18:58,352 --> 00:18:59,120 Of course they did. 519 00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:00,891 Yeah, but I haven't told you the weird part. 520 00:19:00,924 --> 00:19:05,465 I never called my supervisor. He called me. 521 00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:08,271 What? Wait. How did he know? 522 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:10,209 Am I being tailed? 523 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:11,746 I keep seeing Balthazar everywhere. 524 00:19:11,812 --> 00:19:12,581 You don't think that-- 525 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,284 I don't think it's the driving dog, no. 526 00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:18,057 But I think you're on to something, and I wanna help. 527 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,193 Wait, you do? 528 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,262 Honestly, that car chase 529 00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:23,135 was the most exciting thing that's happened to me all year. 530 00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:24,437 Of course, we'll need to, 531 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:27,142 you know, keep it on the down low, but-- 532 00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:30,817 Emily Price, my protocol flouting hero. 533 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:32,754 Alright, that's impressive. 534 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,789 Ok, this is great. 535 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,693 Um, I'm gonna go check in with Terry. 536 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:36,394 He's our CI. 537 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,999 We have a CI? That is so exciting. 538 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,903 Yeah. Everybody loves a snitch. 539 00:19:46,014 --> 00:19:46,849 Hey. 540 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,385 I'm bummed I didn't get to hear your playlist 541 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,520 in the truck earlier. 542 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:50,556 Oh, you would have loved it. 543 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,731 I had um, some Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens, 544 00:19:54,798 --> 00:19:55,634 Fleet Foxes... 545 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,003 Okay, I think I get it, animal-themed. 546 00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:58,071 - Yes. - Sick. 547 00:19:58,104 --> 00:19:59,139 Do you want to listen to it? 548 00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,509 Totally. Yeah. 549 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,647 Thank you. 550 00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:06,387 ["Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake plays] 551 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:09,895 ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪ 552 00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,833 - Whitesnake. - Mmhmm. 553 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:14,938 ♪ Down the only road I've ever known. ♪ 554 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,675 ♪ 555 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:17,945 [phone rings] 556 00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:19,347 Um... oh, it's Rick. 557 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,215 - Um... - Yeah. 558 00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:22,152 I should... I didn't tell him I stopped by. 559 00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,856 - Yeah. Totally. - Hey. 560 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,458 Tell him I say hi. 561 00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:28,666 Sweet. 562 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,171 What? Did you guys fork out for a smoke machine? 563 00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:32,172 Huh? 564 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,442 This is so fun! 565 00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:35,813 Oh no, the bug guys came a day early. 566 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:36,716 The fumigators! 567 00:20:36,783 --> 00:20:37,784 Hold your breath! 568 00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:38,853 Cover your eyes! 569 00:20:38,886 --> 00:20:40,089 I'll get the chicken parm! 570 00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:41,357 I'll get the old lady! 571 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:44,698 [thud] 572 00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:47,035 Get the parms! Somebody get the parm! 573 00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:52,614 [dance music playing] 574 00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:54,685 ♪ 575 00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:57,256 Yes! Thank you guys so much for coming. 576 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,358 We were here earlier. 577 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,561 How is this still going on? 578 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:02,767 Shrimp's coming around, pairs perfectly with the riesling. 579 00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:05,005 What is the budget on this thing? 580 00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:05,841 Nancy! 581 00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:06,541 Riesling? 582 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,111 Thank you so much for coming! 583 00:21:08,145 --> 00:21:09,347 This is fantastic. 584 00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,017 Oh, you bastards! 585 00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,188 You said you were going home. 586 00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:14,424 Oh yeah, sorry about that. 587 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:17,029 We got disoriented when the poison gas 588 00:21:17,062 --> 00:21:18,398 was released at your party. 589 00:21:18,432 --> 00:21:19,968 Wow. The betrayal. 590 00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,004 Let's get out of here, Shred. 591 00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:21,905 We don't need it. 592 00:21:21,939 --> 00:21:22,874 We don't need it! 593 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:23,909 We don't need it! 594 00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:25,312 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 595 00:21:25,345 --> 00:21:26,782 Everybody, let's go! 596 00:21:26,815 --> 00:21:29,320 Don't do it. Don't do it, Shred. 597 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,390 Come on, come on! 598 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,128 Damn you, Bento. 599 00:21:33,162 --> 00:21:39,574 ♪