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Okay, time for Gwen's medicine.
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We've got a bit of a moving
target here.
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Can you secure the bird?
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- I'm trying.
- Secure the bird!
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I just don't want to squeeze
too hard.
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I feel like eggs will come out.
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Will you secure the bird?
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- I got her! I got her!
- Secure the bird!
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Great.
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Get out of the way.
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I think you'll find that I run
a pretty tight ship around here.
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She got the jump on me, sorry.
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Sorry!
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Why is the chicken out?!
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Head's up, there's chicken poop
in the hall?
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Frank! Frank!
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Aaah!
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Come here. Come here.
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It's ok.
It's ok.
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I'm not helping.
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Flush her towards
Bettany's desk!
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Don't do it.
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Flush her to the kitchen!
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I don't know why they call
people chickens,
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this bird is fearless!
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This is exactly
what it looks like.
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You ok?
You're wincing a lot.
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I tweaked my back chasing
a chicken.
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Or, as I'll tell everyone else,
saving puppies in a house fire.
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Well, it could also be stress.
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You've got the big union rep
election coming up today.
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You worked on your speech?
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I haven't written a thing.
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But tall guy with a great head
of hair behind a podium?
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They'll follow me off a cliff.
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Definitely.
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Though, Carl's gonna go
for the sympathy vote
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since he got hit by that car.
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- He's a liar.
- What?
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There's no one to back up
that story.
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It was a hit and run.
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Oh, and then he spent all
that time in the pool afterward.
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He was doing physical therapy,
Frank.
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He was learning to walk again.
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Mmm-kay.
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Ok, let's just keep
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the whole “Carl faked his own
hit and run ” between us.
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You're our leader,
everyone knows it,
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you got this thing wrapped up.
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All wrapped up like
Carl's fake-ass cast.
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Hey, is everybody here?
I have an announcement.
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Oh, good news announcement?
Half-day Fridays?
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Oh, really?
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It's been on the vision board
for a while.
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Speaking of, I don't know
who put up that pic of me
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in my workout tank
but I applaud it.
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You put it up,
that's how it got there.
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Which I applaud.
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Ok, it's not good news.
Or bad news.
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It's just news.
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Uh, we're having a mandatory
training session today.
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Feels like bad news.
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Wait. Are we still gonna be able
to puzzle at lunch?
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Obviously.
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If you all know we've gotten
a lot of complaints
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from our lovely neighbor
in the condo next door
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about the dogs barking.
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Yeah. Maybe she's
finally realizing
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why her rent is so low.
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Probably. Uh, but we want
to be good neighbors
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so I've hired a dog trainer
to come and teach us
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how to get our canine guests
to behave,
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and he's on his way here
right now.
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Today is not good,
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because everyone here
will be busy making history,
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re-electing me to a fourth
consecutive term as union rep.
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We're in the Frank era.
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You are in the Frank era.
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We all know that you just wanna
keep your reserved parking spot.
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It's not about a parking spot.
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It's about the respect and envy
that go along with that spot.
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In the Frank era.
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Must be nice.
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They've got me over
in that annex lot.
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Technically a different town.
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I'm not kidding.
They've got their own cops.
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We are very lucky to get
this particular trainer,
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he's in high demand
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and apparently
he's quite charismatic.
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Seriously, some of the online
comments are pretty steamy.
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Your steamy or my steamy?
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I've noticed there's a big gap
on that spectrum.
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Oh! He is pulling into
the parking lot right now.
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♪ Everybody, yeah,
looking at me ♪
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♪ Yeah man yeah man,
I'm a VIP. ♪
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♪ I got the car ♪
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♪ I got the cribs ♪
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♪ I got the chicks ♪
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♪ I got the money,
money, money... ♪
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So people are writing steamy
comments about this guy?
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With how much irony?
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Yeah, I don't get it.
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Good morning.
My name is Roman Park.
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You've been watching me,
observing.
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That's exactly what the dogs
are doing now.
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To you.
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Well, except Chester,
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who seems pretty interested
in his genitals.
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Hey, listen.
Uh, the neighbor's back.
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Do you want me to tell her
that the triplets are sick?
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Oh, you have triplets now.
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Triplets?
No, I'll talk to her.
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She'll be happy to know
that Roman's on the case.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Um...
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You can go.
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Ok.
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Dogs are intuitive beings.
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They not only sense the dynamics
between each other,
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but the humans around them.
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In fact, I'm picking up
something right now.
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She doesn't care for you.
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What?
No, Bettany loves me.
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Just... leave me hangin'.
That's vintage Bettany.
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But more than anyone, they
key off their natural leader.
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Who do you think the alpha is?
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Well, if we're going
by height, it's me.
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And by any other metric
it's also me.
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Um... of... of the dogs.
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Coco is the alpha.
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Now I must establish
my dominance
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and show Coco who the new
alpha is.
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That was pretty hot.
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What else have you been doing
with that finger
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that makes dogs
so frightened of it?
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Oh, it's not about the finger,
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it's about what shoots
out of it.
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Oh my god.
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Hi Amy, so nice
to see you again.
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Are these your triplets?
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Yeah, Bettany must have
framed that photo for me, so...
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You're drinking with toddlers.
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Oh, they're my wingmen,
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so... it was a crazy weekend
in wine country.
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You have no idea
what it's like
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to hear these dogs
barking all day.
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We're on it.
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I have a specialist working
with the dogs right now.
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They're still barking.
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Well, they're dogs, so yeah.
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I don't have a fancy
Zen fountain
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to drown it out like you.
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So why don't you take it?
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Consider it a gift
from Precinct 22.
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Ok, sure.
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Mmhmm. Yeah.
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Now that we've done
our breath work--
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excellent job by the way,
Victoria.
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This exercise we call
“dog mirror ”.
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F-Shaw?
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It's Frank.
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Have you noticed the dogs
have stopped barking?
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Yeah, that's super impressive.
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Hey, just to circle back to the
whole Bettany thing, is that--
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Frank, be a dear.
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Get into the cage,
hands and knees,
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in front of Coco.
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Roman, I need you to step back
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‘cause I can feel your breath
on my nipples.
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Ok, I'm gonna go lock up
my last few votes.
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Yeah, you should go.
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I am already on record saying
I am leaving.
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I'll allow it.
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I don't need your permission.
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You have my full blessings.
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I'm leaving. Goodbye.
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Wow. Somebody's dewy.
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You go for a run?
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Uh, I forgot my wallet
in the car.
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Annex lot's like half
a mile away.
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Wait, you guys don't get
to park here?
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No, only Frank does
'cause he's a union rep, so...
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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You're incredible.
Anyone ever tell you that?
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No.
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I mean...
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No.
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You start every morning with
that life force-draining walk,
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yet you manage to be there
for everybody else.
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You give a lot, don't you?
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I mean, I do, yeah.
To my family, to the animals.
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How do we give to Patel?
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What can one do to filleth
your own cup?
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A nap comes to mind.
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Ehhh...
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But I can beat that.
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I got a bag of pears in the rig,
wanna talk it out?
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I love pears.
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Yeah, alright.
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I'm the best candidate because
the other guy is an idiot.
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Oh. Hey, Carl,
you old sneak.
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You gotta put a bell
on that cane.
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Hey, good luck today, champ.
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Hey, you too.
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Yeah, this whole election's
been such a welcome distraction
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from all the PT--
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Ok, can we just stick
to the issues?
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I'll see you at the speeches.
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Can we talk?
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Look at that cane.
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It's clearly a prop.
It bends the wrong way.
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You can get that at any
Halloween store.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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You know how I'm always putting
other people's needs
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in front of my own?
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I have not seen that.
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I did see you take a piece
of Bettany's birthday cake
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before I lit the candles.
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My cup run emptieth
and I need to fill it up.
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Are you having a stroke?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna come out with it.
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I want your parking spot.
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The walk from the annex
is draining my life force.
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To be fair, I haven't seen
your life force
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since before you had kids.
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Right. Now my pilot light
is about to go out.
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I need this.
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Well, the only way you're gonna
get that parking space
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is if you run for union rep.
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Ok, then I'll do it.
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Oh yeah? Ok.
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I'll run for union rep.
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Do you have any idea
what a union rep does?
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I know he parks out front,
bitch.
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Sorry, I don't know
why I did that.
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But I am gonna run, and
I'm gonna murder you, bitch.
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Sorry. Who is this guy?
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Patel '24!
Let's go!
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Alright, take as many
as you like.
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They're for everybody, guys.
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Hey, if anyone wants
to talk union stuff
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I'm here, by the way.
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Look at him, trying to bribe
voters with donuts.
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Yeah, he's got a churro truck
coming at lunch.
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He eats and campaigns
like he's in grade school.
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Listen, um, I don't wanna
press this
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but it's a three-way race now,
and every vote counts.
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So...
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Hmm... I don't know.
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I feel like it's good to shake
up the status quo of the pack.
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The what?
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The office.
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You said pack.
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I said office.
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No, you said pack.
258
00:09:29,949 --> 00:09:31,084
Just think, I said office.
259
00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:32,387
Wait a minute,
is this all coming
260
00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:34,959
from that child scarf model,
Roman?
261
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,832
Did he get Patel to go after
my parking space?
262
00:09:37,865 --> 00:09:41,104
All I know is I saw them eating
fruit in his truck.
263
00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:42,741
Are you blushing?
264
00:09:42,775 --> 00:09:45,279
He has, like, a big
red truck and I saw it.
265
00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:48,152
Viva Patel!
266
00:09:48,185 --> 00:09:51,659
Ah, churros in the parking lot,
everyone! Let's go!
267
00:09:53,495 --> 00:09:54,465
That looks good.
268
00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:55,166
Ok.
269
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,736
Did you know Bettany
doesn't like me?
270
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,707
What? No, everyone likes you.
271
00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,044
I know, that's why it's
so weird, but she doesn't.
272
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,182
Do you think it was because
of her birthday last week?
273
00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:05,854
I did think it was weird that
you skipped cake in the kitchen.
274
00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,190
See, I didn't know it was
her birthday.
275
00:10:07,223 --> 00:10:08,092
Mmhmm.
276
00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:12,200
There we have it. The missing
piece of information.
277
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,937
And it goes right...
278
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,009
- Oh, no. No.
- It doesn't fit.
279
00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:21,786
Hey guys, sorry to interrupt
something private... and sad.
280
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,555
Roman's gotta go.
281
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,155
He's messing with
the office dynamic,
282
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:23,924
he's threatening my re-election,
283
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,230
and I think he's hypnotized
Victoria.
284
00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:28,867
This goes right here.
285
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,936
No, we tried that--
286
00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:30,402
Oh.
287
00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:31,204
Knock, knock.
288
00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:33,777
I can't find the pear soda
in the fridge.
289
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,212
I'm pretty sure it was
in my contract.
290
00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:38,052
Hey, Roman, I got some bad news.
Emily's gotta let you go,
291
00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,691
so why don't you throw yourself
into an envelope
292
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,492
and I'll mail you home.
293
00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:43,696
No, no, no, no.
No, you're not fired, Roman.
294
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,033
Frank, you're way overstepping.
295
00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:48,172
Surprise, Frank thinks
he's in charge.
296
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:50,310
He tried to out-alpha
me earlier.
297
00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:52,748
Out-alpha you?
We're not a pack of dogs,
298
00:10:52,781 --> 00:10:54,251
no matter what Patel looks like
when he eats lunch.
299
00:10:54,284 --> 00:10:56,823
And if there's a quote unquote
alpha here, it's me.
300
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:57,758
Check out the vision board.
301
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,330
Ah, but the alpha never has
to say they're the alpha,
302
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,835
they're just automatically
recognized by the pack.
303
00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:03,937
Also, I'm the alpha.
304
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:06,843
You just said an alpha doesn't
have to say they're the alpha!
305
00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:07,812
Only the true alpha can.
306
00:11:08,045 --> 00:11:11,352
Ok, I'm actually the boss
so could you two just fight
307
00:11:11,385 --> 00:11:15,560
or uh, kiss, or just go wherever
this weird energy is taking you?
308
00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:17,130
With pleasure.
309
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,203
This piece goes there.
310
00:11:20,236 --> 00:11:22,340
Ok. well, this piece
goes right here.
311
00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:25,980
I think one of these little
huckleberries go here.
312
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,918
Yeah, well this piece
goes here.
313
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:28,720
This piece goes here.
314
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,389
Yeah, well this one
goes right here.
315
00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:31,325
These pieces go on top here.
316
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,095
Ok, that's ridiculous.
317
00:11:33,128 --> 00:11:34,464
You know what? If
you're not puzzle club,
318
00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,234
please leave puzzle club!
319
00:11:36,769 --> 00:11:39,408
I can promise you this much.
As your union rep
320
00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:42,781
there's only one kind of swing
that I'm gonna take.
321
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,117
And that is...
322
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:46,088
Big swings.
323
00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:48,392
Amit Patel takes big swings.
324
00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:51,164
For example, right now
I'd like to announce--
325
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:55,608
no, I'd like to guarantee
work from home Fridays.
326
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,044
Who wants it?
327
00:11:58,613 --> 00:11:59,848
That's an impossible promise.
328
00:11:59,848 --> 00:12:01,920
How do you catch animals
from home?
329
00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:04,959
All he wants is a parking space
next to the building.
330
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,598
...For all of us. I want parking
spots for all of us.
331
00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:08,600
And you're gonna get it.
332
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,340
As your union rep, Patel's
bringing home parking spots!
333
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,311
That's impossible!
334
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,381
We don't have that many
parking spots!
335
00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:17,585
Hey!
336
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:18,553
- Can he do that?
- No.
337
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,058
That's an impossible promise,
but really great speech.
338
00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:23,429
There's one more speech,
save the best for last.
339
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:25,032
Hey, there's another speech.
340
00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:28,005
Gang. I know that it's been
a weird day,
341
00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:30,944
but let's not forget
who's got the vision
342
00:12:30,977 --> 00:12:36,388
to lead us into 2024 and beyond.
It is this guy right here.
343
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,223
Yep.
344
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,327
Look, I know you've all gorged
on churros and false promises,
345
00:12:39,795 --> 00:12:43,904
but I need your eyes up here.
Uh, you let Carl and Patel talk.
346
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:44,806
Thank you.
347
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:48,981
And uh, again, I had a real
challenging few months.
348
00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,483
Nobody cares, Carl!
349
00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:52,219
Vive Patel
350
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,892
Oh! Crepes in the parking lot!
351
00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:59,467
You are being bribed with thin,
savory pancakes!
352
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:03,643
It's a predictable move!
And Carl, he is a liar.
353
00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:05,680
I have seen the traffic cams.
354
00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:08,052
I have talked to the nurses
on duty.
355
00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,991
There are discrepancies.
356
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,028
Frank! What're you doing,
man?
357
00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:14,330
What're you doing?
358
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:17,571
Shred, don't go.
359
00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:20,142
Shred, do not get a crepe!
360
00:13:28,593 --> 00:13:32,100
Ah. Amy.
Come in, please.
361
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,404
Did you notice that the dogs
have stopped barking?
362
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,341
I did. It's better.
363
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:37,979
Great. Yay.
364
00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,715
So I think we can move on
and discuss
365
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,351
the smell coming
from your kennels.
366
00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,990
I do think that animal smell
coming from
367
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,196
an animal control precinct
might be unavoidable.
368
00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:48,098
Mmm...
369
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:51,338
But I will look into it.
That's a really good idea.
370
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,741
Thank you.
371
00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:54,310
Palo Santo.
372
00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,117
Mmhmm.
373
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:57,818
Mmm.
374
00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,187
Yeah, would you like to take
the candle
375
00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:02,193
to help with the smell that will
probably always be there?
376
00:14:02,727 --> 00:14:03,696
Are you sure?
377
00:14:03,696 --> 00:14:04,464
Yeah, definitely.
378
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,703
I'd love for you to have
my birthday candle.
379
00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:08,138
Anything for you, Amy.
380
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,708
You know, here at Animal Control
381
00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:12,581
we really value
our neighbors, so...
382
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:14,618
I've never been valued before.
383
00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:15,620
That surprises me.
384
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:16,254
Yeah, me too.
385
00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:18,225
- You're so great.
- Thank you.
386
00:14:19,562 --> 00:14:21,031
- Bad move.
- Mm-Mhmm.
387
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,434
How long have you been
standing there?
388
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,205
Victoria, tell Emily
what she did wrong.
389
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,176
Um, you gave positive
reinforcement
390
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,747
for a negative behavior.
391
00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,617
That's a dangerous type
of conditioning.
392
00:14:31,853 --> 00:14:36,128
In order to break the cycle,
assert yourself and dominate.
393
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,633
Uh, yeah, that's probably
good insight.
394
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:39,702
Pick me up.
395
00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:40,670
I'm sorry?
396
00:14:40,704 --> 00:14:42,473
Lift my body.
397
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,745
I can do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
398
00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,447
No, not you. Her.
399
00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:48,653
Come on.
400
00:14:55,232 --> 00:15:00,042
See? You're
stronger than you know.
401
00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:01,679
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you down now.
402
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,785
I've come to make amends,
my lady.
403
00:15:04,818 --> 00:15:06,421
Happy belated birthday.
404
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:14,237
Awesome, yeah.
405
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,006
I'm just a little curious
406
00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:17,577
why you put it directly
in the lost and found?
407
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:20,349
Oh, that's just where things
go sometimes.
408
00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:22,387
Ok, so your dislike of me
has nothing to do
409
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,157
with the fact that I missed
your birthday?
410
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,428
You didn't miss it,
you weren't invited.
411
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:27,698
Yes, ok, but why?
412
00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:30,604
Because I don't need you
anywhere near Emily
413
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:32,106
with your little crush.
414
00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:35,479
Crush? On Emily?
Me, and our boss?
415
00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:36,248
That's crazy.
416
00:15:36,415 --> 00:15:38,519
So what'd you do for lunch
today, champ?
417
00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:41,224
I did a puzzle with Emily,
but that doesn't mean anything.
418
00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:43,797
Nobody does puzzles
unless they want more.
419
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,232
I want nothing more
than the puzzle.
420
00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:47,237
The thrill of puzzling.
I'm a puzzler.
421
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,272
You need to move on.
422
00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:51,746
She's in a great relationship
with Rick and I like him.
423
00:15:51,779 --> 00:15:52,714
He's great?
424
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:53,515
Well, did you know
425
00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:55,285
he never takes his glove off
in front of her?
426
00:15:55,352 --> 00:15:56,187
I mean, what's he hiding?
427
00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:58,458
Shred, I have that woman's
calendar mapped out
428
00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:00,831
for the next
four-and-a-half years,
429
00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:02,466
and you're not on it.
430
00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:08,512
Hey!
431
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:11,084
You completely poisoned
the harmonious ecosystem
432
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,588
where I lord over everyone!
433
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:13,522
Fix it!
434
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:18,265
If I were to help you,
not that I'm saying I would,
435
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,102
I need to hear you say it.
436
00:16:20,135 --> 00:16:21,237
Say what?
437
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,375
I need to hear you say
I'm the alpha.
438
00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:24,343
Ok.
439
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:28,085
I'm the alpha.
Ha ha.
440
00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:29,253
Oh, you're gonna do
the magic finger?
441
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,124
Should I pull it?
Make a smell?
442
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,561
You're embarrassing yourself.
443
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:36,869
Chester, come on.
Do you have no dignity?
444
00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:37,671
Come here.
445
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,409
Oh my--
My back.
446
00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,179
Ok. Yeah.
This is from the chicken chase.
447
00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:43,181
It's--
448
00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:45,186
Your tiny finger is doing
nothing here, it's my back.
449
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:47,658
Oh, my spine is on fire.
450
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,729
I'm just gonna go prone
for just a second.
451
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:54,638
Yeah, I'm not doing the clicker.
I'm not submitting.
452
00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:58,378
Yeah, you don't have
to call me the alpha,
453
00:16:58,412 --> 00:17:01,318
your body language screams it.
454
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:02,721
Now that I've broken you,
455
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,426
I'll talk to Patel,
get him to drop out.
456
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:08,633
Shouldn't be hard to make it
feel like it's his idea.
457
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,668
Good boy.
458
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:18,385
Hi Amy, I'm calling to inform
you that I will no longer be
459
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:21,357
responding to your incessant
and unreasonable complaints.
460
00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:23,328
And I want my Zen
water fountain back.
461
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,132
Um, can you hold on a second?
462
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:28,472
Sorry, can you just not click?
I heard your advice from before.
463
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,611
I got it. I think I can take it
from here.
464
00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:32,681
In fact, um, why don't we
just call it early
465
00:17:32,714 --> 00:17:35,519
and you can go ahead and invoice
me for the whole day?
466
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,660
Yeah.
467
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:39,595
Sorry.
468
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:40,597
Why'd I drop out?
469
00:17:40,864 --> 00:17:44,605
I just asked myself, do I really
have time to be a union rep?
470
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,543
Is that really taking care
of me?
471
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,784
Alright, it looks like
we have a winner.
472
00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:51,318
And it's...
473
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:53,757
Yeah, it's Carl.
Carl, you won.
474
00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:55,693
No. No.
475
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,465
That's impossible.
That can't be right.
476
00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:01,572
Well, uh, much like the metal
pins in my femur,
477
00:18:01,605 --> 00:18:04,812
I pledge to be the bond
that helps this office heal.
478
00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:06,314
Aww, that's sweet.
479
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:09,421
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve...
480
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,759
Not to take away from
Carl's beautiful moment,
481
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,464
but I'm afraid I must say
my goodbyes.
482
00:18:14,497 --> 00:18:15,600
No.
483
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:16,602
Yeah.
484
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,475
Victoria.
485
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,693
Are you free tonight?
486
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,493
I...
487
00:18:29,661 --> 00:18:32,399
My mom's out of town
so I can stay out late.
488
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:35,640
You live with your mum?
489
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,213
I have... plans.
490
00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:40,316
So... the plans.
491
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,419
I just remembered
that I have plans.
492
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,423
- Yeah.
- So I can't...
493
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:47,731
I know.
494
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:51,805
What was I thinking?
495
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,974
I'm not sure.
496
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,680
And with that,
he was gone.
497
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,925
Oh, Roman, the entrance
is that way. Yeah.
498
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:14,585
I know you had a day so I
thought you could use this.
499
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,456
Thanks, but it doesn't look
deep enough to drown myself in.
500
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,527
Ok, I'm gonna give you
some space.
501
00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:23,502
Puzzle buddy.
502
00:19:23,535 --> 00:19:25,573
Are we gonna puzzle again
tomorrow at lunch?
503
00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:27,509
I feel like we're really
on a roll.
504
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,015
Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna
start working out at lunch.
505
00:19:30,015 --> 00:19:31,251
Oh, ok.
506
00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:32,019
Yeah, I just feel like
507
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,457
puzzling's not giving me
enough cardio, so...
508
00:19:34,491 --> 00:19:37,029
Yeah, ok. That sounds really
healthy, so...
509
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:37,897
Yeah.
510
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:38,566
Good for you.
511
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:40,269
I can finish the puzzle
on my own.
512
00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:41,538
Well, I wish you luck.
513
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:42,574
Thank you.
514
00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,077
Anyway, um, have a good night.
515
00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:45,378
Yeah, you too. Goodnight.
516
00:19:45,412 --> 00:19:46,514
Thank you. Bye.
517
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:03,949
That's weird.
518
00:20:19,548 --> 00:20:21,952
It's the freaking fountain.
The dogs are barking at it.
519
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:23,656
Roman's a fraud!
520
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,660
Nothing that happened
today counts!
521
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:28,967
Hard reset!
I'm still the union rep!
522
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,007
I'm still your leader!
523
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:34,009
Going prone.
524
00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:42,994
Where's your water?
525
00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:44,463
I don't have one.
526
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,604
Slow burn, right?
527
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,773
Slow burn.
528
00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,811
Slow death, I think is
the expression.
529
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:54,283
Jeez.
530
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,386
♪ Well, he flows into town,
531
00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:56,555
Thank you.
532
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,860
♪ greasy and drunk,
533
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:03,034
♪ A pen thru a jar
to calm down, ♪
534
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:06,775
Come on.
535
00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:08,178
Halfway there.
536
00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:09,648
Ok.
537
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,086
Water.
538
00:21:13,823 --> 00:21:17,130
♪ Well, you shot
your man down. ♪
539
00:21:17,163 --> 00:21:18,364
Hey.
540
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,070
Ah, good morning, Frank!
541
00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:22,907
Beautiful day.
542
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:30,890
Oops, wrong leg.
543
00:21:34,831 --> 00:21:36,902
Son of a bitch.
544
00:21:36,902 --> 00:21:38,104
Well played, Carl.