1 00:00:02,549 --> 00:00:02,949 Hi. 2 00:00:03,116 --> 00:00:04,853 Hi. Thanks for coming. 3 00:00:04,886 --> 00:00:07,257 The Golden Bull Grill had their grand opening next door 4 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:09,262 and the big guy just wandered over. 5 00:00:09,295 --> 00:00:11,065 Right into the perfect section of the store. 6 00:00:11,065 --> 00:00:12,969 Can you help? We open in an hour. 7 00:00:13,036 --> 00:00:13,871 This is huge. 8 00:00:14,138 --> 00:00:16,744 I mean, we got bulls, plates, silverware, glasses... 9 00:00:16,777 --> 00:00:19,081 It's official. We have a bull 10 00:00:19,114 --> 00:00:20,785 - in a China shop. - in the dishware aisle. 11 00:00:20,785 --> 00:00:21,687 What? 12 00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:24,191 Sorry, sometimes it's hard for me to play along. 13 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:27,097 Shred, we need a photo. or no one's gonna believe this. 14 00:00:27,097 --> 00:00:28,132 Oh yeah. 15 00:00:28,132 --> 00:00:28,701 Get over there. 16 00:00:28,801 --> 00:00:29,535 We're gonna walk outta here 17 00:00:29,836 --> 00:00:33,276 into every adorable animal account on MySpace. 18 00:00:34,511 --> 00:00:36,683 Wait, cut off your feet. Sorry. 19 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,261 It's alright. Like any responsible business 20 00:00:42,294 --> 00:00:44,365 I'm sure they have bull insurance. 21 00:01:18,399 --> 00:01:21,372 Lemon ricotta pancakes, my queen. 22 00:01:21,405 --> 00:01:25,113 What? Lemon and ricotta? Oh my goodness. 23 00:01:26,282 --> 00:01:29,756 Oh, um... sorry, I'll be right back. 24 00:01:32,729 --> 00:01:33,731 Hey. 25 00:01:33,764 --> 00:01:34,666 Whassssaaap! 26 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,369 Uh, let me guess. You're at Rick's. 27 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:37,605 Yeah. Uh, what's going on? 28 00:01:37,638 --> 00:01:39,743 Hey, I got a new lead and it is big. 29 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:41,647 Wow, you gasp a lot. 30 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,684 Magicians must love you in their audience. 31 00:01:43,684 --> 00:01:45,888 Look, we're gonna meet my CI in 20 minutes. 32 00:01:45,921 --> 00:01:47,692 He has new intel on the animal smuggling case. 33 00:01:47,726 --> 00:01:49,228 I thought he was too scared to talk. 34 00:01:49,261 --> 00:01:50,230 Sometimes you gotta make things happen. 35 00:01:50,463 --> 00:01:52,468 We've gone through the looking glass, across the Rubicon, 36 00:01:52,534 --> 00:01:55,440 and now we are everywhere we wanna be. Later. 37 00:01:55,473 --> 00:01:56,508 What? 38 00:02:01,151 --> 00:02:01,987 Everything ok? 39 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,725 Um, you know, I have to go into the office early. 40 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:05,561 What happened? 41 00:02:05,794 --> 00:02:10,270 So, sadly, Officer Larson was bit by a coyote. 42 00:02:10,303 --> 00:02:12,709 Oh my goodness. Uh, I don't think I know Larson. 43 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:13,711 Is he ok? 44 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,750 Yeah, I think I just need to be there for a little hand-holding. 45 00:02:16,783 --> 00:02:17,686 Mmm. 46 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:18,754 Bye. 47 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,795 I guess more pancakes for me and Emilio. 48 00:02:23,797 --> 00:02:25,434 Alright, yes, yes, yes. 49 00:02:25,434 --> 00:02:27,238 - Bye mom, bye dad. - Bye beta. 50 00:02:27,271 --> 00:02:27,973 - Love you. - Bye. 51 00:02:28,139 --> 00:02:30,611 - Have a great day, beta. - I always do. 52 00:02:30,644 --> 00:02:32,414 No, you don't. You hate your life. 53 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:34,351 Who is this chipper Patel? 54 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:35,420 Since they have come to town 55 00:02:35,453 --> 00:02:37,190 they have been unbelievably helpful. 56 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:39,662 Hey Victoria, you look lovely today! 57 00:02:39,696 --> 00:02:41,198 Awe, thank you! 58 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:43,169 I would love to fit in one more study session 59 00:02:43,202 --> 00:02:45,440 before my citizenship exam tomorrow. 60 00:02:45,474 --> 00:02:47,043 well, how about at lunch today? 61 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:50,918 And I can fit it between the oil change and TaeKwon Do pick-up. 62 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:52,221 TaeKwon Do pick-up, yeah. 63 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:53,022 Thank you. 64 00:02:53,223 --> 00:02:55,695 Oh, shoot. I never found Danny's orange belt. 65 00:02:55,695 --> 00:02:56,863 We did. 66 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,635 Never been happier. 67 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,242 Hey, buddy. 68 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,077 Rick. 69 00:03:04,277 --> 00:03:05,681 I hate to interrupt but I'm looking for Emily. 70 00:03:05,748 --> 00:03:07,752 Just wanted to drop off some pancakes. 71 00:03:07,785 --> 00:03:08,587 She's not here right now 72 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:11,225 and I'm kind of in the middle of something. 73 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,394 Are you looking for a nanny? 74 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:14,265 I was looking for a nanny, 75 00:03:14,298 --> 00:03:16,368 but I guess I'm talking to you now. 76 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,941 If you must know, I met a woman at Oakwood Country Club 77 00:03:18,974 --> 00:03:19,843 but I never got her name. 78 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:23,183 All I know is that she was a nanny, she was a diver, 79 00:03:23,216 --> 00:03:26,188 and when I met her my heart did somersaults. 80 00:03:26,221 --> 00:03:27,257 Have you gone back to the club? 81 00:03:27,323 --> 00:03:28,392 Sure, Rick. 82 00:03:28,426 --> 00:03:29,294 Why don't I just pull up in my Bugatti, 83 00:03:29,528 --> 00:03:32,333 wave my golden ticket around, wear a cashmere suit-- 84 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:34,271 Hey, hey, hey. Are we good? 85 00:03:34,304 --> 00:03:36,643 I'm sensing a lotta heat coming off this kettle. 86 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:38,479 I'm sorry, I'm just, you know, 87 00:03:38,512 --> 00:03:40,718 I'm hitting a lot of dead-ends and it's very frustrating. 88 00:03:40,752 --> 00:03:43,289 Well, my finance guy is a member over there. 89 00:03:43,322 --> 00:03:45,894 I could give him a jingle, get us in for lunch. 90 00:03:46,395 --> 00:03:48,834 That's actually really helpful. 91 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:49,735 Thank you. 92 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:54,045 By the way, do you know why Officer Larson 93 00:03:54,078 --> 00:03:55,480 got bit by a coyote? 94 00:03:55,513 --> 00:03:57,384 Now is not the time for riddles, Rick. 95 00:03:57,384 --> 00:03:58,887 Just make the call. 96 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:02,394 I kinda hate that I lied to Rick. 97 00:04:02,394 --> 00:04:04,666 You gotta let that go. I lie to Shred all the time. 98 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:07,271 He thinks I invented Big League Chew. 99 00:04:07,304 --> 00:04:09,341 Hey, Terry. Where the hell you been? 100 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,812 I wanted to make sure I wasn't followed. 101 00:04:10,845 --> 00:04:11,613 Right, makes sense. 102 00:04:11,814 --> 00:04:13,316 You're walking almost half a mile an hour 103 00:04:13,349 --> 00:04:15,320 with an enormous pig for some reason. 104 00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:17,358 This pig has a name. The name's Denise. 105 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,259 I had to bring her. 106 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:20,530 If I leave her alone she'll lick her snout bald. 107 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:21,332 Awe. 108 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:21,967 Who's this? 109 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,536 Oh, I'm Emily. I'm the partner. 110 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:24,538 Can we trust her? 111 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:25,841 Yeah, I think so. 112 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:26,910 You think so? 113 00:04:27,144 --> 00:04:27,679 Listen, you need to step up and tell us who's running things. 114 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:28,714 Not because it's the right thing to do 115 00:04:29,281 --> 00:04:32,354 but because I'm running out of cool places for us to meet. 116 00:04:32,387 --> 00:04:33,557 I can't, man. I'm in too deep. 117 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:35,226 Think of the animals! 118 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,599 What if Denise got smuggled, huh? 119 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:39,635 The hog needs a champion. 120 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,577 Alvin Lucas. 121 00:04:45,748 --> 00:04:46,616 I don't-- 122 00:04:46,783 --> 00:04:47,417 - I don't know who that is. - Never heard of him. 123 00:04:47,818 --> 00:04:49,521 He owns the refuge. He actually owns a bunch. 124 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,025 I don't know what makes me angrier, 125 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,895 the hypocrisy or the crime. 126 00:04:53,997 --> 00:04:54,966 - Well-- - The crime. 127 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:57,972 You guys hear that? 128 00:04:58,205 --> 00:05:00,443 Terry, you need to chill out. No one's following you. 129 00:05:00,477 --> 00:05:01,445 Who's over there? 130 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:02,915 - Scatter! - Oh god! 131 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:10,063 What is one power of the federal government? 132 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:12,333 Oh, to print monayyyy! 133 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:14,304 I think you're gonna be great! 134 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:16,108 Awe, thank you so much, Mr. Patel. 135 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,979 Honestly, I couldn't have done this without you. 136 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:18,914 Oh, no. 137 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:20,651 Thank you. 138 00:05:20,651 --> 00:05:22,689 Oh, gosh. A little fly-by smooch. 139 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,792 Anyway, thank you so much. 140 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,896 Oh, saint can you... 141 00:05:27,463 --> 00:05:29,669 Hi there. We are guests of Trenton Chase. 142 00:05:29,702 --> 00:05:31,439 My name is Rick Doyle. 143 00:05:31,472 --> 00:05:33,109 You're not on my list. 144 00:05:33,176 --> 00:05:36,550 Uh, I texted him and he replied “yeah, no, for sure ”. 145 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,088 Ugh, Rick, that's bro speak for “not gonna happen ”. 146 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,658 Do your due diligence! 147 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:42,160 Look, I know this is about the girl 148 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:44,832 but I'm catching a lot of friendly fire from you. 149 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:46,401 Wait, that's her! 150 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:48,405 Sir, do you know that woman's name? 151 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:49,743 No, she always gives aliases. 152 00:05:49,776 --> 00:05:52,648 Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita... 153 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:54,785 She Mambo Number Five'd you. 154 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,196 Wait a second, I know that bandana. 155 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,702 It's the kind the taffy pourers wear down in Frontier Town. 156 00:06:02,735 --> 00:06:03,637 I was there last week. 157 00:06:03,871 --> 00:06:05,741 You used all that settlement money just to dick around 158 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:07,878 doing awesome stuff all day, don't you? 159 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:10,416 Against my better judgement I had my precinct 160 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:12,689 lend your precinct our beachcomber vehicle. 161 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:15,360 Which we returned to you the next day, Templeton. 162 00:06:15,393 --> 00:06:16,295 Hah! 163 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,399 With a broken cup holder and two boot marks on the dash. 164 00:06:18,432 --> 00:06:19,836 Your crew are animals! 165 00:06:19,836 --> 00:06:20,838 Uh, yeah. 166 00:06:21,071 --> 00:06:23,677 So, Templeton, why don't you just go ahead and send me a-- 167 00:06:25,446 --> 00:06:27,116 Emily? Emily? 168 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,691 Emily! Why is this happening agai-- 169 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,695 Oh, thank goodness. Thank you so much. 170 00:06:32,728 --> 00:06:35,033 I just did a deep dive on everything Lucas-- 171 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:35,868 Mmhmm. 172 00:06:35,935 --> 00:06:36,803 -and I think I hit the motherlode. 173 00:06:37,004 --> 00:06:38,574 Are you talking about the gala that he's hosting 174 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,642 at the aquarium tonight? 175 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,045 Oh, that was gonna be my big reveal. 176 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:42,013 Oh. 177 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,984 I suppose you know that all the tickets are sold out, too? 178 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:46,122 Sold out? What? No. 179 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,157 Don't patronize me. 180 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,629 But what you don't know is that I've already talked to Terry 181 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:52,434 and he is gonna sneak us in through the penguin enclosure. 182 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,035 I did not know that. 183 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:54,739 That's news to me and I love it. 184 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:56,609 Wait, so what happens when we get inside? 185 00:06:56,643 --> 00:06:58,446 We set up a buy with Lucas? 186 00:06:58,479 --> 00:07:00,985 Do we look like the type of people 187 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,591 that Alvin Lucas would do business with? 188 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:04,825 Cover stories. 189 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,030 Situationally appropriate gasp. I'll allow it. 190 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:09,501 So, when I was a cop, I went undercover all the time. 191 00:07:09,501 --> 00:07:11,606 I was a skinhead, a Hare Krishna at the airport, 192 00:07:11,606 --> 00:07:13,476 a meth dealer with alopecia. 193 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,511 Oh. 194 00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:15,379 Wait... 195 00:07:15,647 --> 00:07:18,018 What if being bald is part of my disguise tonight? 196 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:23,228 And that will pair really nicely with um... with uh... 197 00:07:23,228 --> 00:07:25,902 a cajun accent. 198 00:07:25,935 --> 00:07:26,737 Yes. 199 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,005 Beaudine Desveraux. 200 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:30,677 Offshore oil magnate from Baton Rouge. 201 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:31,478 That's very good. 202 00:07:31,679 --> 00:07:37,958 And I'm your first and third wife, Marguerite. 203 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,794 That's great. 204 00:07:39,027 --> 00:07:40,030 Ok, so we have to come up with an exotic animal 205 00:07:40,063 --> 00:07:41,164 we're trying to buy. 206 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,236 Lemur? 207 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:44,639 - Lemur! - Yes! 208 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:46,542 For our sick daughter, Abigail. 209 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:48,512 Her lupus has come back. 210 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:50,918 I hope you like gumbo, Mr. Lucas, 211 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:53,957 because you are about to be in some very hot water. 212 00:07:57,598 --> 00:07:59,836 Hey. What're you still doing here? 213 00:07:59,869 --> 00:08:01,639 We're T-minus 20 on TaeKwon Do. 214 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:03,275 I kissed Victoria. 215 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,579 What? 216 00:08:04,612 --> 00:08:06,983 Well, actually Victoria kissed me. 217 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:09,054 And I let it happen. On my lips. 218 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:11,492 Ok, this sounds like maybe it was an accident? 219 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,064 I strayed, and I gotta tell your mom. 220 00:08:14,064 --> 00:08:16,703 No, you don't need to do that. No telling mom. 221 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:17,804 You didn't stray. 222 00:08:17,804 --> 00:08:19,909 Your mom is gonna be really hurt. 223 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:23,249 And now we have to move back to Nashville to work on things. 224 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:24,919 What? No, you can't leave. 225 00:08:24,953 --> 00:08:27,692 Dad, the kids? They're gonna be devastated. 226 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:30,530 Addy was just talking about how much she loves watching 227 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:32,167 Dada empty the dishwasher. 228 00:08:32,835 --> 00:08:36,877 What have I done? Curse my stupid kissable face. 229 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,947 Welcome to Barnaby's General Store, 230 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:42,454 home of the finest hand-pulled taffy west of the Mississippi. 231 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:47,164 Can I ask you a random question? Does this woman work here? 232 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,532 What on god's green earth? 233 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,604 Your chalk slate appears to be glowing. 234 00:08:50,604 --> 00:08:52,307 He's the best, he never breaks character. 235 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,610 Does she look familiar at all? 236 00:08:54,311 --> 00:08:55,747 Oh my stars. 237 00:08:55,781 --> 00:08:57,150 Oh, Emily's cancelling on dinner. 238 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,587 I hope Larson's ok. 239 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,757 Dude, who is Larson? You keep bringing him up. 240 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,529 She's probably just working on her special project with Frank. 241 00:09:03,563 --> 00:09:04,698 What special project? 242 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:05,867 The secret one? 243 00:09:05,901 --> 00:09:09,307 That maybe you don't know about? 244 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,744 I don't think it's a big deal. 245 00:09:10,778 --> 00:09:12,882 Why is she hiding it from me? 246 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,954 Uh, sir, I respect your commitment 247 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,725 but I can see your Invisalign. 248 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:21,365 Just tell me. Did this lady work here? 249 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,773 She was a taffy puller but she was fired 250 00:09:24,806 --> 00:09:25,941 for vaping in the saloon. 251 00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:27,945 Ok. Do you know her name? 252 00:09:27,978 --> 00:09:31,184 I just knew her as the young widow Jenkins. 253 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:31,986 Come on, man! 254 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,322 Okay. Alright. 255 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:34,926 You broke him. 256 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:35,694 You broke my dad and now he's gonna leave. 257 00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:38,834 This is ridiculous, we barely grazed lips. 258 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:40,236 I'll go talk to her. 259 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,806 Or you kiss me. 260 00:09:41,806 --> 00:09:43,308 And just hear me out. 261 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:44,278 In front of him. 262 00:09:44,311 --> 00:09:44,979 What? No. 263 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,983 Totally valid reaction. Let me explain. 264 00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:50,389 That way he thinks it's just a normal New Zealand custom. 265 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,759 Ok, so this is not going to happen. 266 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,596 I would rather kiss your dad again. 267 00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:55,266 Victoria, we're going to figure this out, 268 00:09:55,299 --> 00:09:56,068 so this is happening. 269 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:59,174 Ok, just tell your dad to stop texting me. 270 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,209 Done. 271 00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:01,779 Are you being serious right now? 272 00:10:03,382 --> 00:10:04,351 Oh, hey Fra... 273 00:10:04,351 --> 00:10:05,755 Rick. 274 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:08,259 Hi. What- uh, what are you doing here? 275 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,762 I just wanted to come by 276 00:10:09,795 --> 00:10:12,734 and see how your special project with Frank was going. 277 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:13,937 Special project? 278 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:14,738 Um-- 279 00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:17,244 Oh, mon chere, your limousine-- Oh, hey Rick. 280 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:19,181 Larson, right? It's crazy. 281 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:20,751 Ok, uh, here's the deal. 282 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,690 Frank and I are doing an undercover investigation 283 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,928 on an animal smuggling ring. 284 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:26,830 What? 285 00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:29,234 I know I should have told you but I didn't exactly get 286 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:31,172 a sign-off from the division on this one 287 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:34,110 and I know you're Mr. By-the-Book, so... 288 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,113 I am? 289 00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:37,784 Well, I'm sorry for having a North Star. 290 00:10:37,784 --> 00:10:38,720 In the words of Marcus Aurelius-- 291 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,193 Ugh! Please do not quote Marcus Aurelius at me right now. 292 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,364 I-- I can't handle that. 293 00:10:44,397 --> 00:10:45,367 You don't like my quotes? 294 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,670 I do not love them. 295 00:10:46,703 --> 00:10:48,974 Well, in the words of Marcus Aurelius, 296 00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:51,378 I've been carrying you at game nights. 297 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:54,050 Oh, that is-- that's insane. 298 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,052 Clue! 299 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:56,421 What're you doing? 300 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:59,328 Emily's guess: bees in your pants. 301 00:10:59,361 --> 00:11:01,231 Bees in your pants! 302 00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:03,836 I stand by bees in your pants ‘cause ants in your pants 303 00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,072 seemed like too easy of a guess! 304 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:06,107 There was nothing in my pants! 305 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,076 I was obviously hula hooping! 306 00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:11,151 And then lo and behold we lose to Elise and Brian again. 307 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:13,790 Alright, is there anything else that bugs you about me 308 00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:15,426 that you've just been sitting on? 309 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,696 I can think of a few things. 310 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:19,869 Well, me too, so let's get real and just... 311 00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:20,571 Rip off the Band-Aid. 312 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,073 Ok, you knew ‘cause I was so clear. 313 00:11:22,106 --> 00:11:23,042 - You see? - Rip off the-- 314 00:11:23,075 --> 00:11:24,712 How is this clear? 315 00:11:24,745 --> 00:11:26,983 This is clear! This is clear! 316 00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:30,322 There's bees everywhere. Get them out of my... 317 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:32,961 Hey. 318 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:34,732 Hey. 319 00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:36,970 I knew you were always wearing a hair piece. 320 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,974 Okay. Can you come to the gala with me tonight? 321 00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:40,075 As what, your daughter? 322 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,179 Solid burn, no time for a comeback. 323 00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:44,852 Emily's out and I need a plus one 324 00:11:44,852 --> 00:11:46,823 to keep my Beaudine alibi airtight. 325 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:47,592 Tempting, but no. 326 00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:49,962 I have the biggest test of my life tomorrow. 327 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:51,833 Right. Uh, what's the Sixth Amendment? 328 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:52,968 Uh, right to a speedy trial. 329 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,671 You're probably right. You're ready. 330 00:11:54,705 --> 00:11:56,308 Come on, I can't do this alone. 331 00:11:58,045 --> 00:11:58,947 Please? 332 00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:02,353 I think I might have something I can throw on in my locker. 333 00:12:02,386 --> 00:12:03,255 Great. 334 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,167 Uh, no shoes? 335 00:12:11,372 --> 00:12:12,842 Have fun, you wank. 336 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,010 Uh, no, it's very cool. 337 00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,981 It's very high low and of the moment. 338 00:12:16,014 --> 00:12:19,120 It looks great. Really. 339 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,491 I mean, I declare that you could charm 340 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,962 a propeller off a swamp pole. 341 00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:24,230 Stop talking like that, it's weird. 342 00:12:24,263 --> 00:12:25,901 Like what? This is how I talk. 343 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,337 And I haven't understood a word you've said 344 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:28,238 in a year and a half. 345 00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:33,282 Ok, remember. Stick to the bullet points. 346 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:36,154 Devereaux, Marguerite, lemur, lupus, Abigail. 347 00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:38,827 Frank, too many names. If I try to cram those up here 348 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,396 I'm gonna start losing presidents. 349 00:12:41,432 --> 00:12:42,500 Terry, open up. 350 00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:45,539 Shoot. 351 00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,077 This is unhinged, even for me. 352 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,479 Ok, ok. 353 00:12:48,512 --> 00:12:49,080 Hey, Frank. 354 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:49,949 Terry, why am I hearing music 355 00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,520 and why are you not on the other side of this door? 356 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,390 I'm at a Bennigans in Canada. 357 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:55,827 I'm out, Frank. 358 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,999 Terry, I hope you choke on- 359 00:12:58,032 --> 00:12:59,534 Well, Marguerite, plan B. 360 00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:00,771 I thought I was Abigail. 361 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:01,840 Abigail's our lupus kid. 362 00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,542 You really should be off book by now. 363 00:13:04,077 --> 00:13:06,415 So is my character from New Zealand? 364 00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,584 No. Absolutely not. 365 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:16,936 Devereaux comma Beaudine. Plus one. 366 00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,675 Um, sorry sir, I can't seem to find that name. 367 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,080 Is it possible you're listed under your daughter's name? 368 00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:24,150 Sir, I take offense. 369 00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:28,058 I am so sorry, this is totally my fault, I forgot to RSVP. 370 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:30,764 Typical third wife move. 371 00:13:30,798 --> 00:13:32,567 I'm sorry, sir. Next please. 372 00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:37,143 Do you have any idea who donated this wing of the aquarium? 373 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,080 The sting ray touch pond or the tea lights 374 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,951 that illuminate your face right now? 375 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,320 An anonymous donor. 376 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,123 Let the veil drop. 377 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,361 The anonymous donor? It is I. 378 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:47,263 It is him. 379 00:13:47,496 --> 00:13:49,902 Marguerite, how many greenbacks did we unfold here. 380 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,306 I believe 700 million. 381 00:13:52,306 --> 00:13:55,781 I think you might be conflating the size of the gifts 382 00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,183 but it was sizable. 383 00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:58,620 What's the hold up here? 384 00:13:58,653 --> 00:14:00,156 It's ok, just go in. 385 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,493 - Thank you. Go Saints. - Okay. 386 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,944 - Oh, hello. - Hey. 387 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:12,279 It's mice to see you. 388 00:14:13,382 --> 00:14:15,620 Oh, I'm sorry, that was a lame joke. 389 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,256 - Are... - No. 390 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,358 Are you ok? 391 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,162 Yeah, no I'm... 392 00:14:20,162 --> 00:14:23,903 I don't know, Rick and I had a huge fight, so... 393 00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:25,573 Maybe he deserved it, you know. 394 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:29,047 Yeah, it was our first real fight 395 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,888 and a lot of stuff came out and I just-- 396 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,362 I don't know, I'm just wondering if we're as solid as I thought. 397 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:37,163 Yeah. 398 00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:40,871 It's tough to say because I wasn't there. 399 00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:43,009 Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. 400 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,110 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 401 00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:47,250 Um... I guess I'll leave you to it. 402 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,419 Yeah, ok. 403 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:49,588 Right. 404 00:14:57,036 --> 00:15:01,646 Actually, I just have to say um... 405 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:03,182 Rick is a really good dude. 406 00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:05,920 And uh, when you find something good 407 00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:09,093 you shouldn't just let it go. Believe me. 408 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,533 That's good advice. 409 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,569 Yeah. 410 00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:19,213 Thank you. 411 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,255 Sorry. There he is. 412 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,961 He's probably trying to sell the jellyfish right out of the tank. 413 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,565 Do you want me to proposition him? 414 00:15:28,232 --> 00:15:31,171 That doesn't always have to be your first move. 415 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:34,344 I think we should do the simple thing and I'll fake a seizure, 416 00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:36,314 you pull my tongue out, he'll come over. 417 00:15:36,348 --> 00:15:37,685 I bet you he knows first aid. 418 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,555 Ok. Or we could just... 419 00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:41,391 - Hi! - Hello. 420 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,695 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 421 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:43,663 Alvin Lucas. 422 00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:46,735 Marguerite Devereaux. This is my husband, Beaudine. 423 00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:48,338 But everyone thinks he's my dad. 424 00:15:49,341 --> 00:15:51,245 It is a pleasure to meet you. 425 00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:53,950 And might I say, you have a wonderful aquarium here. 426 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:56,755 And I should know, we have a pretty good one in Baton Rouge. 427 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,657 Well, thank you. 428 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,128 I hope this isn't too forward but from one bald man 429 00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:03,535 to another you have the smoothest head I've ever seen. 430 00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:05,172 Oh! 431 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:08,111 I shave twice a day and I wax for formal events. 432 00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:10,416 You know, I can't even count one single sun spot. 433 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:11,285 May I just-- 434 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:14,324 Sorry, it's just that I... 435 00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,096 Nice to meet you. 436 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,534 As far as sun spots go, 437 00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:23,408 we like to summer in the shady mountains of Wyoming. 438 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,012 Well, I have a ranch there. 439 00:16:25,046 --> 00:16:26,414 Although, it is going to hell. 440 00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,085 The Secretary of the Interior 441 00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,289 is trying to eminently domain my land. 442 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,730 My daughter has lupus. 443 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,399 Um... 444 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,172 Oh, well uh, I'm sorry to hear that. 445 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,645 Um, anyway, it's been a pleasure meeting both of you. 446 00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:45,954 Don't get me started on Deb Haaland. 447 00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:48,025 Secretary of the Interior. 448 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,460 You know who Haaland is? 449 00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:50,462 Unfortunately. 450 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:52,568 I can't believe she's eighth in line for the presidency. 451 00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:55,138 Although, better than Tom Vilsack. 452 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,576 The Secretary of Agriculture. 453 00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:59,648 You really know your federal government. 454 00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:00,783 Know your enemy, huh? 455 00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:03,088 Cheers. 456 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,323 I like her. 457 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,096 Abigail's favorite movie is Madagascar. 458 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,104 As-- as my husband was trying to say, 459 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,708 our daughter has had a tough year. 460 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:13,576 Mmhmm? 461 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:16,315 But there is something that would really cheer her up. 462 00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:17,516 Oh. 463 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:19,220 Can we ask a favor? 464 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,603 Hi. 465 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,204 Hi. 466 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,421 Look, I'm really sorry that I lied to you. 467 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,327 It's just you're this moral, perfect person 468 00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:41,599 and I'm just scared of disappointing you sometimes. 469 00:17:41,632 --> 00:17:43,569 Well, I'm sorry I freaked out so much. 470 00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:46,341 I am too rigid and I'm always spouting quotes. 471 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,245 No, no, no, but I like some of your quotes. 472 00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:49,649 Especially the short ones. 473 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:52,152 And this was obviously a hula-hooping. 474 00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:53,956 No, that was not a great clue. 475 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,862 I was thrusting my hips. It was way too provocative. 476 00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:00,069 Are we terrible at game night? 477 00:18:00,102 --> 00:18:01,037 We might be. 478 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,912 Regardless, I should never have kept you in the dark. 479 00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:10,757 I mean, if there's anyone I trust it's... it's you. 480 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,460 I feel the same way. 481 00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:15,667 But that doesn't mean that I shouldn't work on myself. 482 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,671 Oh, yeah, I wanna work on myself, too. 483 00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:20,175 So there's this meditation retreat 484 00:18:20,175 --> 00:18:21,478 that I've always wanted to go on, 485 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,148 I think it would be really good for me. 486 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:23,950 That's great. 487 00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:28,358 The thing is it's for a month in Nepal. 488 00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:30,395 Oh. 489 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:32,132 I don't have to go though, I mean it's-- 490 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:33,369 No, no, no, no. You should go. 491 00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:35,439 You should go. I'll miss you. 492 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,680 Wassssaaaap! 493 00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:41,585 Yeah, if we're being honest with each other, 494 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:46,160 sometimes I wish your bird was not... alive. 495 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:48,365 One more. I have my big test tomorrow. 496 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,536 Beer and wine from now on, ok? 497 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:53,475 You were fantastic tonight. Really. 498 00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:55,313 To Abigail and her lemur. 499 00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:56,582 - Cheers. - Cheers. 500 00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,120 Mmm. Delicious. 501 00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:01,124 We're like really good parents. 502 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,359 Mmm. 503 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,830 Can I have ten bucks for the coat guy? 504 00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:04,765 No. 505 00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:06,401 Alright. 506 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:08,806 Panama City, Florida-- 507 00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:10,041 Oh. 508 00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:12,814 - Excuse me. - Pardon me. 509 00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,183 Fooled his own brother. 510 00:19:14,217 --> 00:19:16,188 Frank? Bald Frank. 511 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,489 Shh. 512 00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,599 Wait. What the hell are you doing here, huh? 513 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,201 Is that mom's friend, Mimi? 514 00:19:23,235 --> 00:19:24,403 It just happened. 515 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:25,573 Why are you wearing a bald cap? 516 00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:26,943 Are you trying to be undercover? 517 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:28,344 - I am undercover. - Yeah? 518 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:29,213 - Remember that animal ring? - Yeah. 519 00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,351 I set up a buy and there's gonna be a big bust 520 00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:32,486 and guess where it's happening? 521 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,021 Where? 522 00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:33,923 - The docks. - A dock bust. 523 00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:34,490 Yeah. 524 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,260 - Good for you. - At night. 525 00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:37,564 Fog rolling in. 526 00:19:37,598 --> 00:19:40,469 You and Dad and the entire Seattle PD 527 00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:42,841 can go find another civic employee to kick around. 528 00:19:42,874 --> 00:19:44,543 Frank Shaw is back. 529 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:48,652 Oh, hi Ms. De Angelo. How's Mr. De Angelo? 530 00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:50,790 He's very much in the dark, Frank. 531 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:51,692 Understood. 532 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:58,372 What? A buy at the docks? How sinister and cool. 533 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,774 Ugh, I wish I could go. 534 00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:01,879 Well, of course you're going, you're my partner. 535 00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:02,714 Wait, really? 536 00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:03,616 Yeah. 537 00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:05,754 But he's already met Marguerite. 538 00:20:05,754 --> 00:20:08,424 But he has not met my partially deaf attaché, Lorna. 539 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,561 How's your hard of hearing voice? 540 00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:10,429 Yeah, I'm not doing that one. 541 00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:14,370 But what about Maria, your Italian consigliere? 542 00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:15,774 Ciao Bella. 543 00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:16,541 But partially deaf? 544 00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:17,509 No, she's not deaf at all. 545 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:20,583 Ooh, I heard we had some big fun last night. 546 00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:23,622 Lasagne, Garfield, Mondays. 547 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,029 Seriously, though. I heard last night was epic. 548 00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:28,231 Pics please. 549 00:20:28,264 --> 00:20:28,999 Scusi. 550 00:20:31,037 --> 00:20:32,240 There. 551 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,843 Oh Frank, you look great. 552 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:35,479 I really like you with a bald head. 553 00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:37,584 Look at this, a limo? 554 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,385 Mmhmm. 555 00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:39,655 Passed apps? 556 00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,892 Wow, this is truly a night to remember. 557 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:42,694 My... 558 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:44,998 Oh my god. 559 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:46,736 Oh my god! 560 00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:48,573 It's her! 561 00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:50,442 It's the girl from the country club! 562 00:20:50,442 --> 00:20:52,346 She lives and she's a caterer! 563 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,514 This is huge. 564 00:20:53,549 --> 00:20:55,319 Oh, a thief who can't keep a job? 565 00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:56,722 You better lock this one down, Shred. 566 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,460 She stole my heart. What can I say? 567 00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:04,303 Hey. What're you guys doing here? 568 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,843 I wanted to wish Victoria good luck on her exam. 569 00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:07,678 Oh. 570 00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:10,282 I had to practically drag your dad to the car. 571 00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:12,286 She's not here. Let's go. 572 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,689 Oh, hi Victoria! 573 00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,328 Uh-oh, someone had a rough night. 574 00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:19,066 You, Mom, Dad, they're here. 575 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,504 Anything you wanna say or... do? 576 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,580 Fine. 577 00:21:25,613 --> 00:21:26,782 Yeah. 578 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:35,733 It's nice to see you, Mrs. Patel.