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Ho, ho, ho-llo.
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It's Christmas Eve
at Saint Denis,
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and even in a hospital,
it's the best time of year.
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Ooh, there's Santa!
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Or, um, Mr. Holiday Man,
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as we tell the
non-denominational patients.
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Are you here to spread
some Christmas cheer?
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No, I'm just waiting
for a room.
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Oh, are you--are you OK?
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Maybe I could just
tell a doctor.
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Well, maybe I am a doctor.
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I'd rather just
tell a male doctor.
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Are you OK, Santa?
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Santa's fine. Ho, ho.
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Just a little problem with, uh,
the North Pole.
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OK, everybody,
let's go back to our seats.
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Don't look back at Santa.
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Don't look at him.
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Don't look back at him.
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Don't look back at Santa.
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Oh, [bleep].
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- All right.
- Watch out.
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I get it.
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Wow, the whole family's here.
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What have we got?
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Well, Mr. Klein came in
with some hip pain.
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Ah, ah.
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Sorry, Bob has hip pain.
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We had a little back and forth
about that earlier.
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And I asked her if
I could call her sweetheart,
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but not in a gross way.
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And weirdly,
I was fine with that.
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You are a braver man
than I am, Bob.
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How did you hurt the hip?
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Pole vaulting.
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No, come on, doc. I'm ancient.
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The wind hit me weird
and I tripped over myself.
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Like--like this guy
seeing a bikini at the beach.
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He clocked you, buddy.
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I've never been to the beach.
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How's your health otherwise?
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Strong as an ox.
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Dad.
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He's had leukemia
for about 16 months.
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Strong as an ox
with blood cancer.
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An ox will work
right up until it dies.
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OK, well, we are going
to leave you guys to it,
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and I'll be back to start
some tests, all right?
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Looking forward to it, sweetheart.
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See, I don't mind that.
Is that weird?
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Well, we're not supposed
to have favorite patients,
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but we do.
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I almost don't want him
to get better.
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The rest of my patients
today are duds.
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Oh, I love this one.
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Pornography alert.
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No, I'm sorry.
That was inappropriate.
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I know you're not watching
pornography in a group setting.
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I just couldn't think
of anything else to say.
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It's not pornography, is it?
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It's just NurseTok, Joyce.
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Videos from hospitals,
nurses, doctors.
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Portland General, bleh.
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Oh, four million views.
That's...
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eight million eyeballs.
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Some people
don't have two eyes.
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So more like
7 1/2 million eyeballs?
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OK, that seems low, Holly.
That seems really low.
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Social media is here to stay.
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I've always believed that.
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That's why I run an Instagram
account for Saint Denis.
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"To those who celebrate,
Happy Halloween."
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But for Portland General to
generate that level of traffic,
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I mean, a bigger presence
means more patients,
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more clout, more dollars.
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Right now, we only
have 142 followers.
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Oh, 141 followers.
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Sanderson unfollowed.
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I called his travel
charcuterie board a Lunchable.
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He'll be back.
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So I was gonna propose
to my girlfriend.
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Aw.
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And I decided
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to take the engagement ring
and put it around my penis.
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Right.
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OK.
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But the ring is
actually pretty big.
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Yeah, it's much bigger than
anything you're imagining.
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My fingers are huge.
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He calls me carrot fingers.
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Yeah, anyway,
so the ring is on my penis,
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and I start thinking
about our life together,
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and I get aroused.
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It's actually
really romantic.
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The blood is trapped,
and the ring is very,
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very tight,
so just be prepared.
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I've been here a while now,
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so pretty much everything's
routine to me.
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OK, right.
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I see the ring
you're talking about,
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right there in the middle.
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Dr. Schweitz, could you
jump in here really quick?
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Sure.
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All right, what seems
to be the problem?
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Oh, my God!
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It looks like a penis.
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Is that your penis?
- Yeah.
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Who did that to you?
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Did you do this to him?
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No, man!
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Bob, you have
such a loving family.
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It must be so nice to have them
all come together like that.
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I'm a lucky guy.
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No.
It's work, you know.
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You put in the work
and it's paying off.
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I admire you.
- Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- How about you guys?
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You got any travel plans
for the holidays?
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Oh, no, I just have,
you know,
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dinner with the whole family.
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Although I would like to put
Tim's parents on a plane,
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if you know what I mean.
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Uh, because they have never
been to the Caribbean,
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and I would love
to give that to them, so.
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Uh, Ron's going to Texas.
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Actually, I'm staying home.
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Got a bottle of Laphroaig
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and a box
of Christmas Crunch cereal,
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so me and the captain
about to partake.
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It's--
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You're making it feel sad.
It's not sad.
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My kids are grown now.
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It's not like they're gonna
be running around
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the Christmas tree
screaming over presents.
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Presents.
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I gotta get on that.
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Oh, OK.
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Why don't we do that thing
where everybody dances
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and lip syncs to a song like,
"So You Had a Bad Day,"
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but we make it
about a good day?
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A little first thought, right?
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Uh-huh.
Yeah, that was dumb.
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Just reads as 2016.
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Maybe even earlier, 2015.
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I asked Serena
to help me pump up
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Saint Denis's
social media presence,
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and she jumped at the chance.
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She said she couldn't
let me do it alone.
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The best thing about
our social media presence
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is that it barely exists.
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But if Joyce is gonna start
posting more
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and then tagging me,
asking me to repost,
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I cannot let her do this alone.
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Or what if we do that thing
where everybody freezes?
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We freeze,
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and then the camera pans around
us like we're mannequins.
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No? Little first thought?
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But where's Mrs. Claus in
this twisted universe of yours?
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We didn't really think
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about--
- Oh, you didn't think?
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She's only given thousands
of years to this man,
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but you didn't think.
OK.
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Our ring cutter's broken,
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but the hospital has access
to the fire department's.
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Oh, thank God.
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I was legitimately
worried for you.
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But that one's also broken.
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But there is a fire department
80 miles away.
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There you go.
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But they're buried
in a snowstorm.
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- Oh, God.
- Hey, it's OK.
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I'm not worried.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So I thought you were
flying down to Texas.
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Something happen?
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No, what I said was
my family is going,
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which includes my ex-wife.
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Now, we really can't
be in the same county
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at the same time.
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Are you sure
you're gonna be OK?
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Are you serious?
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I get time to relax,
watch Christmas TV,
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"Die Hard,"
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and that channel
with a burning log.
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I can switch back and forth
as many times as I want.
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"Die Hard," log.
"Die Hard," log.
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Hang on.
Ron, this can't be right.
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Bob's lab results.
- Let's see.
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Look at the blood work.
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- Bob?
- Wait, I saw it first.
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Let me tell him.
- I'm the doctor.
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I have good news--
- Your cancer's gone
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I'm sorry. Whoo!
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You're in shock,
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but you have
a clean bill of health.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
Yay!
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What are the rules about
doctor-patient confidentiality?
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Like, are you allowed
to tell my family about this?
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No, not without
your permission.
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Great.
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I don't give my permission.
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And I've never had cancer.
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Wait, you've never had
cancer?
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Not yet.
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So you've just been lying to
your family this entire time?
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Look, when your kids grow up,
they start to forget about you,
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and that doesn't feel so good.
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I mean, I didn't feel good
about all of this,
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but now my family visits me
all the time,
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and our relationship is better
than it's ever been.
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This is the worst thing
I have ever seen on the job,
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and I just helped a man
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who had maggots coming out
of sores on his feet, OK?
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You're worse than that!
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Well, listen,
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I'm not gonna tell my family
the truth, and you can't.
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I'd hate to slap you
with a HIPAA violation.
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- Oh, my God.
- My babies!
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Hi, give Daddy a hug.
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- I'm coming, Dad.
- Get over here.
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Great to see you.
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The doctors you meet
at Saint Denis.
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Orthopedics.
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What up, bro?
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I like fixing knees
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and carving tight lines
in powder.
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That's, uh,
snowboarding, not drugs.
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Cardiologist.
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Hey, I don't
know much about snowboarding.
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Less about snowboarding.
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OK, Serena, now you're
just getting in my head.
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Let me explore.
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Uh, I'm a GI doctor.
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And I think
I'm God's gift to women.
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I'm gonna take you out
to dinner,
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and I'm gonna tell you
I had an amazing time
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and then never call you back
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and then be weird to you
at work for the next 15 years.
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And then one day
I'm just gonna show up married.
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What is that?
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What is that?
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Did you
and Dr. Sullivan date?
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Serena...
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I'm talking about
gastroenterologists in general.
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OK?
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This guy would rather
lie to his family
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than actually earn their love?
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It's sick.
- It is, but--
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Oh, come on.
There's a but?
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Well, your kids are still
in the magic years,
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but eventually, they get older,
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and they tend
to lose interest in you.
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And the way to get their
attention is by faking cancer?
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Come on.
- Well, I'm not defending him.
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I'm just saying there's
two sides to every story.
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I get that nurturing
closeness with family is hard.
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OK, it takes effort.
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I work all day,
I go home, I'm exhausted,
259
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,249
and I still find time
to talk about "Minecraft," OK?
260
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,513
So maybe if your family
isn't close, that's on you!
261
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,733
Or maybe your kids moved
to Austin for the food scene
262
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,951
and it's no one's fault.
263
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,257
Ron, no I--
264
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,650
come--I didn't mean you.
265
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,174
I'm talking about--
like he, he's taking,
266
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,002
like, a sick shortcut to love.
267
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,525
I get it,
but it doesn't matter.
268
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,179
We're not gonna tell
the family.
269
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,050
It's not our job
to cure being a jerk.
270
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,227
We're just gonna let it go.
271
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,359
Fine.
272
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,839
Medicine isn't just science.
273
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,188
Sometimes it's like jazz.
274
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,189
It's scary.
275
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,364
What? No, that's not--
276
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,061
I mean you gotta improvise, right?
277
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,237
So let's get creative now.
278
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,499
Drain it with a big needle.
279
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,588
Juice it like a raisin, maybe.
280
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,850
Oh, my God.
281
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,373
Or we flatten it
with some kind of vice.
282
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,940
Stretch it out,
roll it thin.
283
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,115
Yes.
284
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,420
Maybe you could
285
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,032
get the ring burning hot
so the metal expands.
286
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,555
Honey! Jesus!
287
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,643
Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
I like it.
288
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,558
It could scorch the penis, though.
289
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,038
Can't we just wait for
the ring cutter to get here?
290
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,387
Well, it might not come.
291
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,910
And if we wait,
your penis could turn septic.
292
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:08,998
The infection could kill you.
293
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,218
Hey, don't worry.
294
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,654
We'd amputate
before it came to that.
295
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,743
I definitely
do not want that.
296
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,876
OK, I will note that
on your chart.
297
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:20,140
Yeah, but Dad, we got
Italian for you last night,
298
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,316
and David's gluten-free.
- Oh.
299
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:25,319
David, you know, that diet
is totally unnecessary.
300
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,147
Just take the stairs
or something.
301
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,931
I have celiac disease.
302
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,064
Oh, I keep forgetting,
you know,
303
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:35,068
maybe because it's not as dire
as, you know, what I have.
304
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,374
He called me sweetheart.
305
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,594
And I liked it.
306
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,856
OK, rapid fire.
307
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,510
Wildest stories from the ER.
308
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,904
I drained an abscess
that smelled so bad I threw up.
309
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,383
Uh-oh, yuck alert.
310
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,646
Joyce,
don't comment on things.
311
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,212
Then we'll put in
a siren sound effect.
312
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,692
Dance floor, not cop car.
313
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,694
When a leg breaks
completely backwards,
314
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,044
like a busted-up crab,
we call them crabbies.
315
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,698
What?
These are human beings.
316
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,221
Joyce, stop commenting.
317
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,006
Dr. Andrews,
come dish on some wild stuff.
318
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,313
Oh, uh, a couple coming back
from their honeymoon...
319
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,228
Mm, uh-oh.
320
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,578
They got T-boned
by a transport truck,
321
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,102
rushed in,
both circling the drain.
322
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,625
OK, that's enough.
323
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,192
They're both begging me
to save the other one's life.
324
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:15,978
My wife asked me why I've got
such a short fuse at home.
325
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,284
Well, I'll tell you why.
326
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,242
Bill, you know
we're trying to have fun here.
327
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,722
I know you can see that.
328
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,897
Not cool.
329
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,116
Oh.
330
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,600
Oh, I'm--I'm sorry.
331
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,734
I should have offered to share
half of that with you.
332
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,431
Do you want to split
the chocolate?
333
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,129
First,
I'm more of a vanilla guy.
334
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,174
And second...
335
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,481
why are you doing this?
336
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,136
You have to realize
how messed up this is.
337
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,225
Listen, I know.
338
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,097
It's--it's crazy.
339
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,446
Did you say you were divorced?
340
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,274
We're talking about you.
341
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:56,366
Well, my wife was
the glue of my family.
342
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,412
I mean, she planned
all the family trips,
343
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:02,068
she made all the holidays
special for us.
344
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,244
And when she passed away, my--
345
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,246
my kids and I, we just--
346
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,770
we didn't know how
to be around each other.
347
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,642
And the kids just
kind of drifted away.
348
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,167
You have any idea
what that's like?
349
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,473
I guess my kids are
a little distant.
350
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,779
Now that they've moved away,
351
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,434
it's easier to let the days
get away from you.
352
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,305
The glue does fade.
353
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,785
So I get it.
354
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,527
Oh, and I do like the
chocolate side of the cookie.
355
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,878
I don't know why
I lied about that.
356
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,488
Oh, my God.
357
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,273
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm a pro.
358
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,361
Thank you.
359
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,928
Jesus.
360
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,017
Oh, I'm sorry, just a little
bigger than I was expecting,
361
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,801
but not a problem.
362
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,020
OK, let's do this.
363
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,892
It's OK, it's OK.
364
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,853
- Be gentle.
- Obviously, yeah.
365
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,290
OK, here's a day
in the life of the ER.
366
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,206
Oh, my God! What is that?
367
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,949
Jesus, Joyce, I almost cut
this guy's [bleep] off!
368
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,298
God damn it.
369
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,474
Hey, Serena.
370
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,477
Yeah, it's pretty good
for a first try.
371
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,521
This was our 12th.
372
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,916
It'd be way easier
if I was doing this with you.
373
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,831
I could just boss you around.
374
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,267
What?
375
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,878
I mean, I would support you, obviously.
376
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,357
Want to trade?
377
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,751
You film with Joyce,
and I'll take the penis thing.
378
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,709
Nope.
I'm emotionally invested.
379
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,494
It's all of our penis now.
380
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,714
Yeah.
381
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,499
Oh, what?
Now you're on his side?
382
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,502
No.
His wife died.
383
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,070
And sometimes when you feel
your family drifting apart,
384
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,115
people do crazy things
to keep them together.
385
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,203
- OK.
- Trust me.
386
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,857
I wouldn't fake cancer, though.
387
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,163
Well, maybe you don't
love your family
388
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,599
as much as other people do.
389
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,689
And dad's mad that
I forgot his tiramisu.
390
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,864
Solid priorities.
391
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,866
Your dad's lucky to have you.
392
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,215
You're a good daughter.
393
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,477
I'm glad to make him
comfortable.
394
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,566
Still, can't be easy,
though, right?
395
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,568
No. Kind of have to put
your whole life on hold.
396
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,874
Mm.
397
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,050
But the time you spend
together is a gift.
398
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,225
Yeah, a gift
that comes with work,
399
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,487
like a mop with a bow on it.
400
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,620
Still, I'm sure
your mom would be happy
401
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,796
knowing that you're all
together on Christmas.
402
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,189
She hates that we're here.
403
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,843
No, how do you know that?
404
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,062
She's texted me all day
about it.
405
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,890
Not from heaven,
I'm assuming.
406
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,892
Uh, no, from San Diego,
407
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,241
where she lives
with a new husband
408
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,243
who doesn't cheat on her
with my golf coach.
409
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,767
But what can I do? He's sick.
- Mm.
410
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,509
Yes, he is a very sick man.
411
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,903
- Mm-hmm.
- OK, thanks.
412
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,383
Bob's a liar.
413
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,775
We knew that all along.
414
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:25,994
Yeah, well,
this time he lied to me.
415
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,953
It's one thing you do that
with your family,
416
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,738
but I'm an innocent bystander
here.
417
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,522
So rigged
a little mock-up here.
418
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,134
Fake patient, hot dog, washer.
419
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,526
Sometimes you gotta practice,
420
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,093
rehearse the thing
until you got it down cold.
421
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,486
- Like jazz.
- What? No. God.
422
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,792
Just hold the light on it,
all right?
423
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,404
This would be a lot better
with a cadaver,
424
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,885
but the morgue guy was
pretty huffy about it.
425
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,408
Yeah, really shaken up
by the request.
426
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,584
All right, here we go.
427
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,326
Come on. Come on. Come on.
428
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,374
Yeah, all right!
429
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,810
Should we go
for two in a row?
430
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,640
Hmm.
431
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,339
Yeah, not a great ratio.
432
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,819
Welcome to our
pediatrics department,
433
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,823
where beautiful, heartwarming
things are always happening.
434
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,956
Joyce, we need
something punchy, viral.
435
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,088
This is too soft.
436
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,828
He has a widdle bear.
437
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,308
Oh, come on.
438
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,831
Hi, there.
439
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,485
Who's this little friend?
440
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,618
I ate the pebbles
in my fish tank.
441
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,229
Oh.
But does your bear have a name?
442
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,492
I can't leave until
all the pebbles come out.
443
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,842
You're killing me, kid.
This is so boring.
444
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,456
What happened?
445
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,066
We turned on
his cochlear implant.
446
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,460
He just heard my voice
for the first time.
447
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,678
.
448
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,506
Damn it!
449
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,813
Sorry, sorry.
That pebble kid just--
450
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,338
Little boy hearing his mama's
voice for the first time.
451
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,775
Would have been nice
to capture that, but did we?
452
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,038
No.
453
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,604
You were supposed
to support me today.
454
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,476
And all you've done is
roll the eyes.
455
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,043
- Ugh.
- Ah! Just like that.
456
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,435
I mean,
every instinct you have
457
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,350
is, like,
impressively the opposite
458
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,831
of what the internet likes.
459
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,006
I got it!
I've got the solution.
460
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,052
Thinks he has a solution.
461
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,011
Hmm?
462
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,534
Yes, it seems crazy.
463
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,232
But you know who else
looked crazy?
464
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,236
A lot of famous people
who did some good stuff.
465
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,281
I'm at the forefront
of my field, obviously.
466
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,630
I'm a master with the scalpel,
467
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,024
but I'm also the master
of another blade.
468
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,026
Katana, or katana,
469
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,549
is a weapon and a practice
470
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,291
that has captured the
imagination of the world,
471
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,946
mostly guys, for centuries.
472
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,382
I'm also pretty handy
with a crossbow,
473
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,819
but that wouldn't help here.
474
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,560
Unless--
475
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,735
ooh.
476
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,910
No.
477
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,217
A sword?
Are you insane?
478
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,610
You're thinking chop.
Mm-mm.
479
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,655
It'll be more
of a delicate slice.
480
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,048
No, you're crazy!
481
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,484
Oh, come on.
482
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,097
Do you know how many famous
people did crazy things?
483
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,799
I bet deep down inside,
he feels guilty.
484
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,279
Well, hopefully that guilt
485
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,541
will at least lead to
a painful ulcer or something.
486
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,629
Hey, do you guys know
where I can talk
487
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,065
to someone about billing?
488
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,024
Yeah, down the hall,
left-hand side.
489
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,896
You're not paying for him, right?
490
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,072
No, dad's insurance should
cover most of it.
491
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,336
And then we'll use
the GoFundMe on the rest.
492
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,947
He's got a GoFundMe?
493
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,210
This guy.
494
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,689
Hey, Bob?
495
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,563
Quick chat before we send you
dancing out of here.
496
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,000
We need to talk
other options.
497
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,045
What options?
498
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,394
Well, you're not
gonna love them.
499
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,091
Dr. Bruce, wait!
500
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,179
We have a ring cutter.
You can stop the amputation.
501
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,441
Oh, my God.
502
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,834
Wait, that was on the table?
503
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,227
Yeah.
504
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,706
I mean, I said you weren't
gonna love the options.
505
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,230
It's a Christmas miracle.
506
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,014
Actually, while Bruce
was sharpening his sword--
507
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,276
Honing his blade.
508
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,756
I checked in again
with the fire department
509
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,192
and convinced one
of the firefighters
510
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,411
to brave the storm by himself.
511
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,455
The guy's a hero.
512
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,500
Yeah, Christmas miracle.
513
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,762
And it just goes to show
514
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,024
that most guys will
go above and beyond
515
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,939
when their penis
or another man's penis
516
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,593
is on the line.
- Yeah.
517
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,204
Can we get Bob's family
in here, please?
518
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,427
So Bob has something
he wants to tell you,
519
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,950
and it's something
he really needs
520
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,692
to get off of his chest, so...
521
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:09,087
Yeah, we threatened to
report him for GoFundMe fraud.
522
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,786
I don't have cancer.
523
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,701
Wait, are--
are you saying that--
524
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,616
- I'm cancer-free.
- No.
525
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,618
- Daddy's cured.
- Come on. No.
526
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,185
- I can't believe it!
- It's a miracle.
527
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,448
Bob? Bob? Bob?
528
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,754
No.
No, Bob.
529
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,408
Oh.
Dr. Ron is right.
530
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,018
There's more.
531
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,804
I want to return
the GoFundMe money.
532
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,414
I already spent
a little bit of it,
533
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,983
but I think I can make a few
bets and make that part back.
534
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,593
OK, everyone,
here is what's going on.
535
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,813
And--and
no more special treatment.
536
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,207
I want you all to live
your own lives.
537
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,079
And I'm gonna put in the effort
on my part.
538
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,736
Because the truth is--
the truth is that
539
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,869
I kind of like
being around you guys.
540
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,350
Dad, I'm so relieved.
541
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,178
Oh, Dad!
542
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,006
No, no.
I'm sorry.
543
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,181
No, they--
544
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,617
I'm--I'm sorry.
We--we have to leave.
545
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,097
Oh, no, you gotta
celebrate with us.
546
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,229
Yeah.
547
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,317
Well, this is
kind of a busy time
548
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,666
around here for us.
549
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,450
Listen,
take care of each other.
550
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,931
And, Bob,
do not waste this gift.
551
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,193
I won't.
552
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,543
Let's go.
553
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,719
- Everybody hug your grandpa.
- Bring it in, everybody.
554
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,504
Grandpa's OK.
- Oh, my God.
555
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,201
Music!
556
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,378
♪ Your love
557
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,294
♪ Lifting me higher
558
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,776
♪ Than I've ever
been lifted before ♪
559
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,864
Things were tense.
560
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,648
We were creatively blocked.
561
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,390
But then Serena said
that a lip sync
562
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,264
could have kind of an ironic,
normie cringe kind of vibe.
563
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,570
What do words
even mean anymore?
564
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,876
♪ You know your love
565
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,877
♪ Your love keeps
lifting me ♪
566
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,792
♪ Keep on lifting
567
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,142
I realized I was
fighting with my boss,
568
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,710
so I thought it might be smart
just to go with Joyce's idea.
569
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,233
♪ I said your love
570
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,713
♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪
571
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,236
♪ Keep on
572
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,803
♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪
573
00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:00,546
♪ Lifting me higher
and higher ♪
574
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,722
- ♪ Higher
- ♪ You know your love
575
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,027
♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪
576
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:04,985
♪ Keep on lifting me
577
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,378
That was kind of fun.
578
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,423
It's Christmas, so...
579
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,468
Merry Christmas, Joyce.
580
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,947
♪ Higher and higher
581
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,123
- ♪ Higher
- ♪ I said your love
582
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,474
♪ Keep on
583
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,084
♪ Your love keep
lifting me ♪
584
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,738
- ♪ Lifting me
- ♪ Lifting me
585
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,480
♪ Higher and higher
586
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,872
♪ I said your love
587
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:23,960
♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪
588
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,875
♪ Keep on
589
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,268
♪ Your love
keeps lifting me ♪
590
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,967
♪ Lifting me higher
and higher ♪
591
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,968
♪ Higher
592
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,622
♪ All right
593
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,759
Yes, I should have
flown there.
594
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,675
Well, maybe I can visit soon.
595
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,242
What's that?
596
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,765
No, I'm not dying.
597
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,723
Funny you should ask, but--
598
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,812
OK, look, I gotta go.
599
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,292
Love you, bud.
600
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,294
Hey, how's Michael?
601
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,426
Good.
602
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,557
Glad I called.
603
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,124
Good.
604
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,430
All right,
I'll see you tomorrow.
605
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,692
Oh. You mean Thursday.
606
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,128
No, tomorrow.
607
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,609
Christmas dinner, my place.
608
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,611
Bring something expensive.
609
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,439
OK, twist my arm.
610
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,397
Don't be late.
611
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,660
OK.
612
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:16,839
Oh, God.
613
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,276
That's--OK, yeah.
614
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,190
That wasn't--yeah.
615
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,194
Glad we didn't do that.
All right.