1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:05,714 . 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,215 - 140 BPM. 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,426 It's a little faster than we'd like, 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,302 but not uncommon for renal patients. 5 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,887 - I knew it. I'm calling Mom. 6 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,764 - No, don't call Mom. She's just going to freak out. 7 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:16,224 - Yeah, hi, Mom. It's elevated. 8 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,350 - Yeah, well, tell Mom 9 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,727 that I'm going to start him on carvedilol. 10 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,562 And then we'll be monitoring for the next few hours. 11 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,147 - And if you need anything-- - She's freaking out. 12 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,273 She wants to talk to you. 13 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,733 - No, I don't want to talk right now. 14 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,109 But don't tell her that because she's gonna-- 15 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,152 - Yeah, he just doesn't want to talk to you right now. 16 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,319 I'm so sorry, Mom. 17 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,404 - M-Mom, I'm here. 18 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:30,530 And he's-- I do want to talk to you. 19 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:31,990 He's physically keeping me from the phone. 20 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,950 - I am not. Your son is just a prick. 21 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,827 - Ruben's got a tattoo. He has got a tattoo. 22 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,245 Ask to see his left ankle, Mom. - OK. I-- 23 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,830 - He will not show you. - Mom, I do not have a-- 24 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,874 - Harry has been on the kidney transplant list 25 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,334 for three years now. 26 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,502 Still a couple years out. - The wait can be frustrating. 27 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,920 It helps to have family around. 28 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:46,713 [indistinct arguing] 29 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,798 Usually. 30 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,468 - Sorry. Hey, quick question. 31 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,512 Uh, if someone wanted to give Harry a kidney directly, 32 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,847 like, how would that work? 33 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,307 Could he skip the line? 34 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,267 - Sure, if you had someone that wanted to do that. 35 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,769 - Um, yeah. 36 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:01,978 Me. 37 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,105 - Wow. - That's incredibly generous. 38 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,398 - Yeah, I've offered it to him before, 39 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,816 but he always turns me down, 40 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,445 so I would love to do this, you know, anonymously. 41 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,863 - That is so beautiful. 42 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,615 - Well, we'd have to run some tissue tests 43 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,158 to make sure you guys are a match. 44 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,826 But we could knock that out today. 45 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,203 - Great. 46 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,621 - Ruben, your parking ticket's on the floor. 47 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,747 You're out of your mind 48 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,165 if you think I'm paying a lost ticket fee. 49 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,208 - Cheap [bleep]. 50 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,459 No wonder his kidney wants out. 51 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,836 You're shouting in a hospital! 52 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,839 [upbeat music] 53 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:36,971 * * 54 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,103 - I like to say that every day's 55 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,771 a big day here at St. Denis. 56 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:48,108 But today, those are not just words that I'm saying. 57 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,235 Today, the city building inspector 58 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,363 is coming by to sign off on the new birthing center. 59 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,448 Ah, the final step. 60 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,243 Bring it, Mr. Bulldog Inspector. 61 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,412 Oh. [chuckles] 62 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,538 I'm sorry. 63 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,415 I meant to say building inspector. 64 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,292 But can you imagine a bulldog inspector? 65 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,795 I want that job. [chuckles] 66 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,548 - That was an uplifting start to the day. 67 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,341 This guy offered his brother a kidney. 68 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,385 - Oh, wow. How much he want for it? 69 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,886 - No, it was like a selfless gesture. 70 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,763 He didn't want anything for it. - Not yet. 71 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,181 - Oh, boy. 72 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,642 Just once, I would love for it to be, hey, Alex, 73 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,686 I totally agree with that very uncontroversial thing 74 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,687 that you've just said. 75 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,397 How's the new vanilla creamer? 76 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,982 - My stance on flavored creamers is known. 77 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,775 And, OK, yeah, it was a nice gesture, 78 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,029 but it was not selfless because nothing is selfless. 79 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,156 - [chuckling] Ooh. Take her to school, Ron. 80 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,742 - And the nice guys always want something in return. 81 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,326 A pat on the back, a high five. 82 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,494 - I'm sorry. 83 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,787 People do selfless things all the time. 84 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,539 I mean, this job is selfless. 85 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,041 - You get paid for it. 86 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,126 - All right. Well, you know what? 87 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,087 I just donated $25 to Parker's GoFundMe 88 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,547 for his dog's eye surgery. 89 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,257 - And you get to look like a good person. 90 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,593 Plus, the next time you put that tin can out 91 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,137 for Ella's Girl Scout cookies, Parker owes you one. 92 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,472 - You know what? I'm on Team Alex here. 93 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,639 - Thank you. - Yeah. 94 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,891 Last thing in the world I wanted to do 95 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,226 was go to the gym this morning, but I went anyway. 96 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,269 Why? 97 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,562 [chuckles] Not for me. 98 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,564 For my chest and back and traps. 99 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:10,774 - OK, so I'm alone in this. 100 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,400 - No, I get it. 101 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,069 It's like how you did that big pond cleanup last weekend. 102 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,695 - Exactly. 103 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,322 - Which I know about because you posted it on Instagram. 104 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,490 Did she disable the likes? 105 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,116 - Oh, no, she did not disable the likes. 106 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,493 - Oh. - Do I know what that means? 107 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,620 Don't need to. I just know she didn't do it. 108 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,121 - You know what? Hate on me all you want. 109 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,915 But if you needed a kidney, I would be the first 110 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,167 to offer mine, no strings attached. 111 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,460 - Wait, that applies to me, too, right? 112 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,795 If I need a kidney? 113 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,588 Obviously, Serena gets first dibs. 114 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,048 [chuckles] 115 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,841 No, but we should get a list going 116 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,843 so there's no drama later. 117 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,346 OK, Alex's organs. 118 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,847 Who wants what? 119 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,684 - So Ron and Serena think it's impossible for someone 120 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,770 to do something for purely selfless reasons. 121 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:52,107 Well, I am pretty sure I just proved them wrong. 122 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,692 How did I prove them wrong? 123 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,277 I'm not telling because that would be taking credit. 124 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,572 And credit is of no interest to me. 125 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,617 - Whap! Matty! 126 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,952 - Uh-- - I got you. You're my captive. 127 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,286 - Uh-oh. 128 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,413 Guess I'll have to lick my way out. 129 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,872 Uh. - Ew. What? 130 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,249 Just did a little research. 131 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,460 92% of kidney transplants come from loved ones. 132 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,713 So there's actually a lot of value 133 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,840 in having close relationships. 134 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,758 And not just for your kidneys. No. 135 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,968 Men with strong friendships 136 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,803 live an extra four years on average. 137 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:22,929 Yep. 138 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,849 Bruce needs a dude. [chuckles] 139 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,685 Looking for a dude. 140 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,603 Okey-dokey. 141 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,481 Listen, I happen to be in the market for a friend. 142 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,775 A best friend, as a matter of fact. 143 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,778 And Matt, you are the lucky guy 144 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,822 who's going to help me find him. 145 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,823 - Oh. 146 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,158 - Kay. [snaps fingers] 147 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:43,992 - Pretty psyched to be helping Bruce 148 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,493 on his friendship journey. 149 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:46,995 I mean, who wouldn't want to be his best friend? 150 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,707 Texting back and forth, sharing inside jokes. 151 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,918 Sorry, I was just imagining what they could be. 152 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,337 Yeah, that is going to be fun. 153 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,088 For--for someone. 154 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,049 - Hey, Joyce, building inspector just got here. 155 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:02,552 - Oh. Are you sure you don't mean the bulldog inspector? 156 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,471 [chuckles] Sorry. 157 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,097 You weren't there. [laughs] 158 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,307 - Bummer. 159 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,558 Anyway, he's down the hall. 160 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,851 - Oh. 161 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,770 [gasps] Oh. 162 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,357 Oh, my God. Val, are you sitting down? 163 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,524 - Yep. 164 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:17,984 - OK, do you remember me telling you 165 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,153 about a date I went on about five years ago at Enzo's? 166 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,529 - No. - Yeah, you do. 167 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,490 We both ordered the breaded eggplant. 168 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,700 And they only brought us one, even though we wanted two. 169 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,243 - No. 170 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,411 - And then I went to the bathroom and I got locked in, 171 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,746 but I had left my cell phone at the table. 172 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,247 - No. 173 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,041 - And the stalls were only 6 inches off the ground, 174 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,251 so I had to slither underneath, and I got my back all wet. 175 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,878 - [laughing] Oh, yeah. 176 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:37,921 Yeah, that was funny. 177 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,089 - Well, it's him. 178 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,299 That's Michael. 179 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,717 - OK. - Shh! 180 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,053 Shh. 181 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,222 - You guys, I just checked the GoFundMe 182 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,015 for my dog Bunsie's eye surgery. 183 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:54,896 And an anonymous angel just donated $1,000. 184 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,064 - Wow. 185 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,942 That is a-- you sure it wasn't $100? 186 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,236 - Nope. It was $1,000. 187 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,904 - Damn! That's crazy. 188 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,823 - [laughs] 189 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,408 Wow. 190 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,576 I added an extra zero. 191 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,620 Two zeros is 100. 192 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,164 Three zeros is 1,000. It's too many zeros. 193 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:16,543 . 194 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,252 - Good news. 195 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,629 A lot of tips online for how to make friends. 196 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,008 You could join a cigar club or a rec sports team. 197 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,467 There's also community theater. 198 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,927 - OK, I'm trying to find a pal, Matt, 199 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,304 not join the cast of "Seussical the Musical." 200 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,723 - Yeah. - Come on. 201 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:30,932 Can't we just rustle up someone around here? 202 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,392 - Oh, that's great. 203 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,060 I didn't know you were open to mixing 204 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,812 friendships and professional relationships. 205 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,731 - Yeah, well, I am, so go on. 206 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,607 [tapping desk] What do I, uh--what do I do? 207 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,817 - I guess you could start with the classics, right? 208 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,152 - Uh-huh. 209 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,445 - Ask questions, listen, 210 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,487 relate, express an interest. 211 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,072 - OK, well, I-- 212 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,907 I know you're not supposed to do that with women. 213 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,659 But I don't know. Who knows? 214 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,119 Maybe it'll work with men. 215 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,413 All right, get out of here, you knucklehead. 216 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,999 "Bruce-ical the Musical." Now that's something. 217 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,335 - So I accidentally made a payment on my card. 218 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,504 Well, it wasn't an accident, but the amount was incorrect. 219 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,132 And so I just want to know if I can cancel that charge. 220 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,843 Representative. 221 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,054 - Did you make sure and say that deep down inside, 222 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,389 you're a very selfless bank customer? 223 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,891 Or are they just going to pick that up 224 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,353 as you take money out of a suffering dog's surgery fund? 225 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,689 - Folks, I just want to reiterate how deeply, 226 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,900 deeply grateful I am. 227 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,943 I mean, whoever made that donation, 228 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,196 I wish you'd speak up so that Bunsie and I 229 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,448 can thank you properly. 230 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,117 - Parker, whoever did this, 231 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:34,245 I'm sure they're happy that you're happy, 232 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,247 and that's all the thanks they need. 233 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,543 - Wow. 234 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,670 Curveball. 235 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,882 - Then he whisks me off to karaoke, 236 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,510 where we sing '90s jams for hours. 237 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,637 And after the second round of "No Scrubs," 238 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,390 even the owner was like, "Haven't you had enough?" 239 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,475 PS, I hadn't. 240 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,018 - So did the night end there or... 241 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,937 - Oh, don't ask me that. 242 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,939 God, oh. [laughs] 243 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,274 Um, we might have FK'd. 244 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,484 - Oh, you [bleep]? 245 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,944 - Val, no! 246 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,987 Must you take it there? 247 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,282 No, we French kissed. FK'd. 248 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,617 - Does anyone call it that? 249 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,411 - Uh, if you know, you know, Dakota. 250 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:18,039 Anyway, we might be able to use this to our advantage. 251 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,042 Hey, you. [chuckles] 252 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,335 It's Joyce. 253 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,753 - Hey. 254 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,046 Just going through the electrical, 255 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,173 and then I'm going to move on to the HVAC. 256 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,929 - Joyce. Joyce Henderson. 257 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,347 - Yep. 258 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,267 The only Joyce on my contact sheet. 259 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:40,228 - Uh, well, so how, um-- 260 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,730 how are you? 261 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,357 - Ask me that after I finish 262 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,443 the two inspections they just added. 263 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,278 They must be close by, right? 264 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,238 No, they're far. 265 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,908 - [chuckling] OK, this is funny, right? 266 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:58,872 What am I, on some hidden camera prank show? 267 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,123 No, you'd have to tell me, right? 268 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,875 That's the law? 269 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,251 - OK, propofol set to push. 270 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,627 - Set to push. - 20 mils. 271 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:05,670 - 20 mils. 272 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,131 - Also, what's up? 273 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,383 - What? - Well, how's your life going? 274 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,178 You, uh, you binging anything these days? 275 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,721 - [chuckling] Uh, actually, yeah. 276 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,889 - Oh. 277 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:16,806 - The wife and I just watched a great 278 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,641 "How It's Made" about aglets. 279 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,185 - The hell's an aglet? 280 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,561 - You know, those little fasteners 281 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,521 that go on the ends of shoelaces to prevent fraying? 282 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,898 - Oh, my God, Patel, 283 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,441 are you trying to put this guy to sleep or me? 284 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,650 - I love that show. 285 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,152 - Right? 286 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,779 - It's, like, all this stuff you never think about. 287 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,072 - But once you do, it's fascinating. 288 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,365 - You just want to learn more. - Yes! [laughs] 289 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,949 - OK, put him under. 290 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,494 [sighs] Ridiculous. 291 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,580 - It's really sweet what you did for Parker. 292 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,499 Not all heroes wear capes. 293 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,542 - Dakota, I don't even know what you're referring to. 294 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,964 - Hey. How are you doing? 295 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:50,965 You holding up? 296 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,342 - Yeah, I'm fine. 297 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,635 We'll just, you know, 298 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,553 shop at the cheap grocery store this month. 299 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,890 Hey, do people ever resole their Sketchers? 300 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,684 - You think maybe it's time to talk to Parker 301 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,851 about getting your money back? 302 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,812 - No, I can't do that. 303 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,814 I mean, if enduring a little bit of pain is what it takes 304 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,941 to show I'm a good person-- - Al, come on. 305 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,567 You're literally the only person 306 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,153 who replaces toilet paper in the ladies' room. 307 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,239 - Yeah, but I'm always a little spiteful when I do it. 308 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,491 - Alex, because you're a good person. 309 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,868 Now, go mess Parker up and get your money back. 310 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,371 - Oh, yeah. [laughter] 311 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,872 - Hey, what's up? 312 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,500 - Sorry, was my sickness boring you? 313 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,085 I mean, it's been over an hour. - Well, OK, I was-- 314 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,670 - Oh, you were at the gift shop, right? 315 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,296 - Right. Yeah, I was at the gift shop. 316 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,340 - Oh, you're out spinning a keychain tower 317 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,591 while I'm stuck with this guy, huh? 318 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,218 - You asked me about my weekend. 319 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,428 - No, it's--no offense. 320 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,637 It's just, I thought, I don't know, 321 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,222 having my brother sit with me 322 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,308 during a major medical crisis wouldn't be such a huge ask. 323 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,060 - Oh, I don't think he thought it was-- 324 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,311 - OK, OK. 325 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,605 You--you want to know what I was doing? 326 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,900 I was out getting tested to see if I could give you my kidney. 327 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,110 Yeah. 328 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,737 But I was trying to do it anonymously. 329 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,904 - Oh, anonymous. Wow! 330 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,197 Hero. 331 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,782 And you almost kept it quiet a whole morning. 332 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,367 - Because you couldn't get off my nuts 333 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,660 for leaving the room for ten minutes. 334 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,786 - It was an hour. You know what? 335 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,538 I don't want your kidney, anyway, OK? 336 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,665 I am rejecting it outside the body. 337 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,916 - Oh, you are a child, OK? 338 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,876 - Oh, I'm a child? - Yeah. 339 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,212 . 340 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,547 - So a bit of an awkward sitch here, Parker. 341 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,176 That $1,000 donation was actually me. 342 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,053 And it was supposed to be $100, 343 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,889 which I think is still pretty generous. 344 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,141 But there was some finger slippage. 345 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,144 So if you could just, you know, issue me a quick refund, 346 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,395 that would be amazing. 347 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,231 - Oh. 348 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,067 Yeah, that kind of doesn't add up. 349 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:36,237 Last week, you donated, what, $25 under your name? 350 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,781 - Oh, well, yeah, I can see why that's confusing. 351 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,866 - Right, and now you made this huge second donation 352 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,826 that you don't want credit for? 353 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,787 Nah, nah. 354 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,790 That's, like, super sus. 355 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,083 - [chuckling] I don't think we need to call it sus. 356 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,419 - Honestly, you know who this really isn't fair to? 357 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,505 Ron. - Seriously? 358 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,839 Are you-- 359 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,257 - This is really gross, Alex. 360 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,635 Even for you. 361 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,429 - "Even for me"? 362 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,933 - Val, the building inspector doesn't even recognize me. 363 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,976 Did I have different hair back then? 364 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,353 - Let me check. 365 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,813 I keep a monthly log of your length and shape. 366 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,816 - No, I think my hairstyle is still the same. 367 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,651 Send me that log, though. 368 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,653 Maybe I just need to jog his memory. 369 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,947 I mean, you don't sing "No Scrubs" with someone 370 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,198 until the wee hours of the morning 371 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,741 and then just forget them. 372 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,619 - Honestly, he might be gaslighting you. 373 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,788 Last weekend, I ran into Keith at Costco. 374 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,206 Didn't even say hello. 375 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,332 Just asked him to check the back 376 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,834 for more Charmin Ultra. 377 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,293 He found it. 378 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,213 - [clears throat] 379 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,756 - Hey, good news. 380 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,134 Your fire suppression system looks solid. 381 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,343 - Oh. 382 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,470 You know, I am famished today. 383 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,849 If I don't get some clams Posillipo in me right now. 384 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,393 [chuckles] Oh, speaking of clams Posillipo, 385 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,228 have you ever been to Enzo's, 386 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,522 that cute little Italian place next to the muffler shop? 387 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,982 - I have, actually. 388 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,692 - Oh, have you now? - Yes, ma'am. 389 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,737 Did their inspection, dinged them for termites. 390 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,865 - Yeah, uh, but have you ever eaten there? 391 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,742 Maybe you had a waiter with a skin problem 392 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,993 you kept joking about? 393 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,286 - Sorry? 394 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,124 - [clears throat] 395 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,418 * A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly * 396 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,253 * And he's also known as a busta * 397 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,504 - What? 398 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,965 - OK, that's enough. 399 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,426 - How did I become the villain for offering you-- 400 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,137 um, checks notes-- a piece of my body? 401 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,930 - Because you lord things over me. 402 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,474 You're a lorder. You love to lord. 403 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,808 - Oh, I'm a lorder? I am not a lorder. 404 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,977 - Behold the selflessness. 405 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,021 I mean, I almost want to be wrong once 406 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314 just so I know what it feels like. 407 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,358 - All right, you're enjoying this way too much. 408 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,902 - What is the point in being cynical if you can't enjoy it? 409 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,570 - I don't know, man. 410 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,989 It's still, like, sad when bad stuff happens. 411 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,784 - Aw, you still have some lightness left inside you. 412 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,285 Adorable. 413 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,871 Well, just give it time. It'll die out. 414 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,748 [high-pitched voice] It's still sad 415 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,875 when bad stuff happens. 416 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,503 [laughs] 417 00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:01,174 - Oh, my God, Ron, that's so generous. 418 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,343 I'm sure there are plenty of people here 419 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,928 that could use your money. 420 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,221 - You're doing something. Don't do something. 421 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,847 - Holly! Holl! 422 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,058 Didn't you say your church is saving up for a new bell? 423 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,434 - Oh, my God, yes. - [sighing] Oh. 424 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,814 - We've raised $450 so far, so just 19,550 to go. 425 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,023 - Oh, let's tell her. 426 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,026 - Nope, nothing to tell. - Oh, he's so shy. 427 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,486 But I think he's interested. 428 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,612 - Stop! 429 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,697 - I agree. Stop. 430 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,533 - Hey, Ron. 431 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,826 If you're giving away money, 432 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,619 Linda's mom got romance-scammed again, 433 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,372 so we're trying to fill the coffers back up for her. 434 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,250 - Dude, you are so right. 435 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,793 The trail flow on Eagle Ridge rules. 436 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:37,919 - Perfect. 437 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:38,962 - But did you notice 438 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,255 they started allowing e-bikes? 439 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,548 - Oh, don't get me started. 440 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,425 E-bikes, or as I call them, cheaters. 441 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,427 - Yeah. I'm going to use that. [laughter] 442 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,095 - OK, my gift to you. - Thank you. 443 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,347 - Mr. Spencer came in with a twisted ankle from cycling. 444 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,682 This guy loves bikes. 445 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,186 And Bruce happens to be our very own... 446 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,354 can't think of a famous bike guy, 447 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,064 but they're a match. 448 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,150 - Hey, so tell me, what kind of steel pony are you jockeying? 449 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,445 - Nothing fancy. Just a 2020 Pathway Pioneer. 450 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,822 - Oof, big fan of the Pioneer. Eats bumps for breakfast. 451 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,449 - Easily. 452 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,159 - Uh, but I think it came out in 2021. 453 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,160 - Ah. - Eh, not important. 454 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,619 - Yeah. 455 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,329 Well, me and a great group of guys have a bike club. 456 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,873 - Oh. - That meets Sundays. 457 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,124 We do tacos after. 458 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,208 And it's always pretty-- 459 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,295 - 2021. Yeah. See? There it is. 460 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,672 Yeah, Pathway officially began selling its flagship model, 461 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,592 Pioneer, the one you said, on February 6, 2021. 462 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,010 So, yeah, I was right about that. 463 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,387 - Maybe they sold it earlier in different parts 464 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,890 of the country or-- - Oh, so the internet is wrong? 465 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,892 Yeah, that's probably it. [laughs] 466 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,352 I better warn the others. 467 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,520 Uh, guys, don't use the internet for a while. 468 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,397 They got some kinks they need to work out. 469 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,566 [laughing] Oh, my God. 470 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,194 - While I stand in solidarity with the IBS community, 471 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,696 I will not be subscribing to your Substack, OK? 472 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,947 - You won't. 473 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,449 But somebody will. 474 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,910 - Nobody wants to read about all that stuff, Dakota! 475 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,370 - Listen, you win. 476 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,914 People suck, I suck, but I want my money back, 477 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,415 so I need you to tell Parker the truth. 478 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,416 - Well, I keep trying to tell people, 479 00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,959 but they don't believe me. 480 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,836 They say they see a twinkle in my eye. 481 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,879 Do you see a twinkle? 482 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,214 - Well, you did heavily imply 483 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,548 that you gave Parker the money. 484 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,509 - Well, I only did that to break your spirit. 485 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,636 - [sighs] 486 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,179 - What is wrong with the men around here? 487 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,556 It's like, Patel, shut up. - Yeah. 488 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,225 - Oh, and that lab tech? Come on. 489 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,518 No way that was the first time 490 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,103 someone told him he looked like Roseanne. 491 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,063 - Totally. Or that biker guy. 492 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,190 Hey, what kind of steel pony you jockeying? 493 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,692 - I said that. 494 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,777 - No, yeah, I mean, I was just setting up context for-- 495 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,278 yeah. - Right. 496 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,446 You know, I hate to admit it, 497 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,573 but if you're looking at a crowd of people 498 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,909 and you find something wrong with all of them, 499 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,328 I don't know, maybe it's time you turn to yourself and say, 500 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,039 I have got to get away from these people. 501 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,708 - Yeah, um, for sure. 502 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,376 Or, is it possible-- 503 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,545 and this is just something dumb that popped into my head-- 504 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,588 maybe your best friend 505 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,842 has been right under your nose this whole time? 506 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,303 - Oh, yeah. 507 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,805 I thought of Ron. 508 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,765 But he's too old, Matty. 509 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,891 - Oh, yeah. 510 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,226 - So yeah, that was kind of dumb. 511 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,561 - Totally. - It's OK. We'll find him. 512 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,729 - Yeah. - Yeah. 513 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,230 - All right, here's my bank statement. 514 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,066 Grubhub, Grubhub, Postmates, Grubhub. 515 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,068 No charities, no donations. 516 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:11,156 - And see, here on my bank statement, right there, $1,000. 517 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,783 - Yeah. Huh. OK. I believe you. 518 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:18,747 So guys, it looks like Alex is the one who made the donation. 519 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,457 - Thank you. Thank you. 520 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,791 - Alex. 521 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,752 - OK, so can I have my money back, please? 522 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,919 - Oh. 523 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,713 Um... 524 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,506 yeah, I already spent that. 525 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,716 [chuckles] I spent all of it. 526 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,800 Ooh. 527 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,178 - Wow. [chuckles] 528 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,138 - How much was this dog surgery? 529 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,264 - Oh, that was covered, 530 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,350 so I used the rest to buy a new TV. 531 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,519 - What? Why would you do that? 532 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,857 - Because the old one was small and this new one is big. 533 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,692 Does that make sense? 534 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,902 - Hey, almost done. 535 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,111 Just checking the seals on the wall base. 536 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,364 - OK, let's cut the crap right now. 537 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,157 I don't know what kind of sick mind game 538 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,367 you're playing with me, 539 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,370 but you and me, we went out on a date. 540 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,913 - What are you talking about? 541 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,581 - You want me to prove it? I'll prove it right now. 542 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,583 Let's see. Look at this. Who does that say? 543 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,920 Michael, Hinge. Because we met on--don't. 544 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,213 Do not look at me like that. 545 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,339 I'm going to text your phone. 546 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,007 Admit it, pervert. - Pervert? 547 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,801 - We French-kissed. 548 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,260 Send. 549 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,347 Yeah, get ready to answer that phone. 550 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,265 It takes--oh. [phone buzzes] 551 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,434 "Who is this? I'm with my kids." 552 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:24,813 [gasps] Oh. 553 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,773 Oh, no. Oh. 554 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,525 - Honey, if you're watching this, 555 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,776 I do not know this woman. 556 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,152 I have never met this woman. 557 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,154 I love you so much, and I'm going to be home soon. 558 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:37,659 . 559 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,827 - Sure, I didn't find my bestie today. 560 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,454 But now I know what I'm looking for. 561 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,748 - Well, you deserve someone great, 562 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,625 so just keep looking. 563 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379 - Yeah, just got to hunker down and redouble my efforts. 564 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,047 Male friend. 565 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,215 Come on. 566 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,176 Friend who's a male, who is a friend. 567 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,929 Hey. 568 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,181 - Yeah? 569 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,100 - Do you want to come over Saturday night? 570 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,144 We keep jamming on this? 571 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,437 I think we need a little space, right? 572 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,272 Hit it with fresh eyes. Come on, you and me. 573 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,773 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 574 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,650 - Sure. - OK! 575 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,069 Order some wings, couple six-packs. 576 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,446 Might even be a game on. 577 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,573 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Nice. 578 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,826 - So I know you guys have had some drama today. 579 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,746 But also, your tissue results just came back, 580 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,582 and you are a match to donate your kidney. 581 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,708 - [chuckles] 582 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,335 - Family matches tend to take well. 583 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,836 You could be healthy again soon. 584 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,212 - Healthy. 585 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,384 Sorry, I just, uh-- it's a lot, you know? 586 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:40,680 Uh, obviously, I would be honored to accept your kidney. 587 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,681 Even if you do lord it over me. 588 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,308 - Hey. - Which I know you will. 589 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,101 - Ah. - But that's OK. 590 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,353 I would too. 591 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,313 But I-- I also know you want to help. 592 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,607 And that means a lot. 593 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,733 - Wow. OK. 594 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,193 Well, I will call the transplant team 595 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,652 and have them drop by for a chat. 596 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,737 - Thank you very much. 597 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,155 - Yeah, this--this is great. 598 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,283 And all good intel. 599 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,286 And we will--you know, we'll-- we'll talk about it. 600 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,829 - Yeah. 601 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,748 We'll talk about it? 602 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,166 We'll talk about it? - We'll talk about it. 603 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,501 - What is there to talk about? 604 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,627 - Well, we're going to figure out-- 605 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,420 - Oh, wow, wow. 606 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,005 - OK, no, I knew you were going to do this. 607 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,508 - No, no, no. He did not want to be a match. 608 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,967 He gets the credit. - No. 609 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,302 - He keeps the kidney. - OK, it's an organ that's... 610 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,136 - You know, stays in his body. - Been inside my body 611 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,388 for 40 years. 612 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,389 I think I can have a night to think about-- 613 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,765 - Oh, see? 614 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,350 Best of both worlds for this piece of [bleep]. 615 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,644 - Again, I really want to apologize. 616 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:31,314 That was totally inappropriate and completely my fault. 617 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:34,234 - Hey, it's no harm, no foul. These things happen. 618 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,985 I mean, I really don't know if they do. 619 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,195 But it's fine. 620 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,197 - Thank you. That's very generous. 621 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,741 - Here you go. - OK. 622 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,618 - You, uh, failed your inspection. 623 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,786 - What? - Yeah. 624 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,871 Warped south wall, exposed electrical, 625 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,373 and I saw some faulty sink drainage. 626 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,959 - Uh--how? How? 627 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,502 - Oh, I think your contractor was 628 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,255 what we call in the business a bad contractor. 629 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,090 So let me know when those things are fixed, 630 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,884 and I will send someone else. 631 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,345 Goodbye, Joyce. 632 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,765 ["No Scrubs" playing] 633 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,225 - You know, maybe our intentions 634 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,686 are never entirely pure. 635 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,979 But you know what I would call 636 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,815 doing a good thing for a selfish reason? 637 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,317 I would call it doing a good thing. 638 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,654 Whatever my motives are, I can sleep at night. 639 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,532 And that's more than I can say for Parker, 640 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:26,327 who will be working the night shift for the next six months. 641 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,413 * * 642 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,165 [bell rings]