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Hey, did you guys watch
"Grey Mornings" last night?

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- Oh!
- So good. That ending?

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No, no, no. Shh.

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Bruce, did you watch?

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"Grey Mornings"?

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Yeah, of course.
I never miss it.

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The greyer, the better.

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Bruce has this annoying
habit of bragging

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about these high-brow
British dramas

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that no one else has seen.

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So we decided to start
talking about a show

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that we love that
Bruce can't watch.

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Because it doesn't exist.

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And then when Mr. Potter
took off his eyepatch?

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Ah, yes, the eyepatch.

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It had to go.

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And that affair
with the duchess?

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- With the duchess.
- Scandalous.

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Okay, who's your
favorite dame?

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Ooh, favorite dame.
Good question.

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Great question.

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Dame, dame.

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It's hard to choose just one.
Uh...

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who is the favorite?

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Sorry, I...

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oh, my God.

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Keith died.
- Wait, what?

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- What?
- Oh, my God. What happened?

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Wait, Keith, who works here?
No!

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- What do you mean?
- Bruce!

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Keith's fine.

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Yeah, I just needed
to get out of there.

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Yeah, I didn't really
think this one through.

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{\an8}And then on top of all that,

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{\an8}I had to pay, like, 80 bucks
in ticket handling fees.

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{\an8}- Are you frickin' kidding me?
- I know.

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{\an8}But what am I supposed to do?

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{\an8}It's Bette Midler.

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{\an8}No, this text.

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{\an8}I'm doing a Botox and Bubbly
party later,

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{\an8}and my nurse just cancelled
last minute.

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}I swear,
nurses are such flakes.

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{\an8}What's a Botox
and Bubbly party?

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{\an8}Serena's side hustle.

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{\an8}It's just a bunch
of fun ladies.

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{\an8}We drink champagne,
we gossip, and then

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{\an8}I inject poison into their
faces to stop them from aging.

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{\an8}You're a full-time nurse.

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{\an8}Why would you need
a side hustle?

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{\an8}Uh, 'cause life's expensive.

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{\an8}- Yeah. I cut hair sometimes.
- Oh, I didn't know that.

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{\an8}Yeah, I actually
cut Dakota's hair.

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{\an8}Oh. Cool.

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{\an8}I babysit my stupid niece.

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{\an8}No second job,
but my wife, Linda, and I

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{\an8}are members
of the FIRE community--

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{\an8}Financial Independence,
Retire Early.

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{\an8}We spend as little as possible,

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{\an8}buying bruised fruit on
discount, expiring ground beef.

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{\an8}Nope.
All right, Keith, come on.

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{\an8}It's 10:00 a.m.

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{\an8}No one wants to picture you and
your wife eating ground beef.

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{\an8}Call me old-fashioned,
but I've always believed

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{\an8}if you save responsibly,
you should be good.

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{\an8}Saved 3 cents on this banana.

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{\an8}Gotta eat it before
the fruit flies hatch.

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{\an8}Ooh-ee, yum.

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{\an8}Mmm.

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{\an8}You barely have to chew it.

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{\an8}Hey, sexy mama.

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{\an8}Any chance you'd wanna
come work this Botox thing

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{\an8}with me later?

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{\an8}Fun, chill vibes, cool ladies.

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{\an8}Oh, I've got plans tonight.

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{\an8}Oh, right, Taco Night.

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{\an8}Wow, that is actually

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{\an8}really sad for me
that you know that.

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{\an8}Um, okay, you know what?
Yes, actually.

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{\an8}I'm saying yes.
- Really?

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{\an8}Yeah, why not?

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{\an8}I'm always saying
I need to get out more.

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{\an8}Oh, that's great!

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{\an8}It's gonna be fun, I swear.

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{\an8}It's like ten minutes
of needle prep,

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{\an8}but then you're
basically getting paid

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{\an8}150 bucks to party.

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{\an8}I love it.

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{\an8}I get to hang out with
my girl, make 150, 200 bucks.

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{\an8}- It's 150.
- And that's great.

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{\an8}Matthew,
as you probably know,

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{\an8}I recently ended
a long-term relationship.

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{\an8}Yeah, sorry about that.

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{\an8}Yeah, don't be because
I'm living my best life.

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{\an8}Anyway, Sanderson Ashley
will be here momentarily,

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{\an8}and he needs to
pick up this box.

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{\an8}Now, we are not speaking,

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{\an8}and I want this crap
out of here.

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{\an8}It's just some personal stuff.

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{\an8}His swim shirt,
his Panera rewards card.

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{\an8}Oh, this is his
nighttime retainer.

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{\an8}Make sure he gets this.

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{\an8}Otherwise, he'll chew right
through his orthopedic pillow.

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{\an8}No problem.
I can handle it.

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{\an8}Wait. Wait.

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{\an8}Sanderson's in an exceptionally
delicate place right now, okay?

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{\an8}So I need you to be gentle
but extremely firm.

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{\an8}Do you understand?
- Al dente.

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{\an8}Matt, I'm really
losing faith here.

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{\an8}Let's do some role-play.

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{\an8}Show me how you're
gonna hand it to him.

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{\an8}Okay.

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This is from Joyce.

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- No.
- No.

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You gotta throw it away,
be more casual.

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This is from Joyce.

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Oh. This is from Joyce.

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- This is from Joyce.
- This is from--

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- Joyce.
- Okay.

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You're gonna get it
in the moment.

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Okay. We will get it.

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- This is from Joyce.
- Nope.

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Okay, I gotta ask.

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What do you do
with your cash, old man?

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Just park it
in the market, huh?

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ETFs? You a Vanguard guy?

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Well, it's savings,
so it's in my savings account.

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Oh, a savings account?

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Oh, okay.

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So like an old shoe
but in the bank.

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Oh, that's adorable.

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Take a look at this.

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I have had my eye on this
massage chair for months.

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So each payday, I take
a little bit of that money,

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I put it in my chair fund.

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And in 12 to 18 months--
- Yeah, I just bought one.

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So I'll put it in my home
office so I can write it off.

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What?

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Ronnie, listen to me.

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With my crypto gains alone,
I can't spend fast enough

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to offset the taxes.

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All I'm saying is this.

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So these are
my investments, right?

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And this is the value
of your savings account.

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Nope, sorry.

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I forgot to
factor in inflation.

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So, pfft.

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And that's a Sharpie.

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Nah, that's not going anywhere.

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Doesn't matter.
Point still stands.

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I love that cardigan.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm just happy to be
wearing something that's

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not covered in SpaghettiOs.

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I've got kids.

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So, when I eat my
SpaghettiOs, no mess.

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Not to brag.

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- That's hysterical.
- Thank you.

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You remind me of Wanda Sykes.

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Okay, I'm getting a snack.

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But do not move.
- Oh.

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Oh.

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God, I love these girls.
Right?

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Yeah. Told ya.

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Gosh, that girl
looks so young.

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Who is that?
Is that someone's daughter?

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Oh, no, that's Katie.
She's a regular.

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I thought you had
to be 18 to get Botox.

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Yeah, she's over 18.

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Oh.
Are you--are you sure, though?

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I mean, she looks
really, really young.

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Everyone's over 18, Alex.

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Just relax.

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You're getting paid
to have fun.

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So have fun, girl.
- Okay.

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Having fun.

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Fun commences now.

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Sanderson?

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Whoa.

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I like your tie.
- Thank you.

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It's a Hilfiger.

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Where's Joyce?

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Oh, she wanted me to--

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This is from Joyce.

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I see.

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Memories of a past life.

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Please give this
to Joyce for me.

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Sorry, it's damp.

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I spilled a Nutrisystem
on it in the car.

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Oh, yeah, right here.

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Oh, Sanderson?

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Is that you?
What are you doing here?

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Hello.

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I'm just retrieving
my belongings.

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Oh, was that today?

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I completely forgot.

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We just talked about
it in your office, like--

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- Just shut up.
- Oh, yeah.

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Um, wow.

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You look professional.

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Oh.

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This is for you from him.

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Just a little something for
you to peruse, Dr. Henderson.

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Well, I look forward
to perusing, Mr. Ashley.

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I'm focused on fun.
I'm having fun.

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<i>But if Serena loses
her nursing license</i>

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<i>because of this, then who's
gonna be my work wife?</i>

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Ron?

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Oh, God, now I'm actually
more concerned.

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Hey.
- Hey.

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- Fun party, right?
- Yeah, for sure.

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Yeah.

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So what do you do for work?

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Or are you--
are you in school or--

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Ugh, both.

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I actually have a huge report
due tomorrow.

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Oh, a report.

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Is that, like, you know,
quarterly stuff,

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or like Mesopotamia?

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Hey, girls.

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So glad we all made it.

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I know we're all busy.

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But it's just so nice
to be together like this.

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And just remember, there's no
sweating for 24 hours

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after you get the Botox.

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So apologize to your
husbands for me.

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Wow. Great--great energy.

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Yeah.

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00:08:01,069 --> 00:08:02,528
Last time I was in a room
full of people this happy

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was probably when
we got Bin Laden.

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Who remembers that?

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Who's old enough
to remember that, huh?

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The raid? Katie? Raid?

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Maybe we just
pour another round,

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and then we can get going.

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Whoo! Totally.
Forget Bin Laden.

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I'm coming.

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Technically,
I never told her not

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to bring up Osama bin Laden.

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So that's my bad, I guess.

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A soul patch? Seriously?

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I have been begging him
for years to grow a soul patch!

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Well, it's good
you ended things.

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Exactly. Years of let-downs.

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And--and now he writes me
some sad-sack love letter

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and expects me to come back?

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Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose, buddy.

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Totally.

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And he lost because he snost.

250
00:08:44,863 --> 00:08:45,863
That doesn't work.

251
00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:47,156
Oh, my God.

252
00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:49,367
This isn't a love letter.

253
00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:51,661
He got into library school.

254
00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,246
Classic breakup move.

255
00:08:53,247 --> 00:08:54,580
Sorry, library school?

256
00:08:54,581 --> 00:08:56,666
He is thriving
and throwing it in my face!

257
00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:57,917
Well, I'm not gonna
let that happen.

258
00:08:57,918 --> 00:08:59,502
Sorry, like,
to use the library?

259
00:08:59,503 --> 00:09:01,045
Or how does--
what do you learn--

260
00:09:01,046 --> 00:09:02,463
You need to get him
back to this hospital.

261
00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:03,756
Okay, you want me
to tell him that

262
00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:05,800
you want him to come back or--
- No, just--

263
00:09:05,801 --> 00:09:07,385
tell him I need the box back.

264
00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:08,636
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

265
00:09:08,637 --> 00:09:10,596
Then we'll show him
who's thriving.

266
00:09:10,597 --> 00:09:12,640
Whoo-hoo!
- Oh! Whoo-hoo!

267
00:09:12,641 --> 00:09:13,933
It's more sanitary.

268
00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:15,142
And you can adjust
the water pressure

269
00:09:15,143 --> 00:09:16,894
so it hits you in just
the right spot.

270
00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:18,980
So I was just thinking.

271
00:09:18,981 --> 00:09:21,274
I'm really not interested,
but if--

272
00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:23,693
if I wanted some
financial advice--

273
00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,695
Memecoins.

274
00:09:25,696 --> 00:09:27,029
I've been thinking
about you, pal.

275
00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,364
And trust me,
ya need the memes.

276
00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:30,283
It's the fastest way
to grow your investment.

277
00:09:30,284 --> 00:09:33,536
And no offense, you don't
got the longest time horizon.

278
00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:35,079
Well, I don't really
think we need to--

279
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,872
Look, there are new ones
popping up every day,

280
00:09:36,873 --> 00:09:39,959
but this bad boy is just
starting to blow up.

281
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,211
- ZoyngCoin?
- ZoyngCoin, baby.

282
00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:43,629
To the moon!

283
00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,423
I don't know.
This sounds pretty risky.

284
00:09:45,424 --> 00:09:46,799
Yes, exactly!

285
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,635
That's why it--
let me show you.

286
00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:53,764
So I'm just gonna buy
a little more Zoyng.

287
00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:56,309
- $50,000?
- Yeah.

288
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,269
You gotta spend shmoney
to make shmoney.

289
00:09:58,270 --> 00:09:59,395
Don't call it that.

290
00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:00,938
I'm sorry, this is crazy.

291
00:10:00,939 --> 00:10:02,356
And I'm up by a thousand.

292
00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:03,524
Look at that.

293
00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:05,609
A thousand dollars?

294
00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:09,030
No, I don't care that
Bruce made a little money.

295
00:10:09,031 --> 00:10:11,240
I mean, I would never
waste 50 grand

296
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:14,744
on some Internet thing.

297
00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:16,078
5 might be interesting.

298
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:18,456
Maybe 10.

299
00:10:18,457 --> 00:10:19,665
Hey, Bruce!

300
00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:28,299
Oh, boy.
This is a nice house, huh?

301
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,925
You know who had
a house like this?

302
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:31,761
Uh, Balloon Boy.

303
00:10:31,762 --> 00:10:33,721
Sorry, my mom's calling.

304
00:10:33,722 --> 00:10:35,139
- Oh, sure.
- Excuse me.

305
00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:37,225
Her mom's calling her.

306
00:10:41,688 --> 00:10:44,899
I'm just gonna take the
quickest peek at her license.

307
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,069
Just a quick,
quick little peek.

308
00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,571
What are you doing?

309
00:10:50,572 --> 00:10:51,822
Huh?

310
00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:53,491
Is that Katie's purse?

311
00:10:53,492 --> 00:10:55,534
No--oh! Oh!

312
00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:59,747
It's--I thought this
was my hamburger purse.

313
00:10:59,748 --> 00:11:00,748
But it's not.

314
00:11:00,749 --> 00:11:02,249
I--I didn't bring it.

315
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,960
I brought a purse-shaped purse.

316
00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:08,672
So, I left the old burger
at home this time.

317
00:11:09,883 --> 00:11:12,009
Hey.

318
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,344
Hey, Joyce.

319
00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:14,929
Just talked to Sanderson,
and he's on the way

320
00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:16,764
back to the hospital
to deliver your box.

321
00:11:16,765 --> 00:11:17,848
- He's coming now?
- Yeah, sorry.

322
00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,016
I thought that's
what you wanted.

323
00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:20,184
No, it's fine. I'm fine.

324
00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:21,852
We just need to
figure out a way

325
00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:24,688
to show Sanderson that
I am happy and thriving

326
00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:26,107
more than he is.
- Yes.

327
00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:27,233
Okay?

328
00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:30,903
So, um, do you have any ideas?

329
00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:32,446
I, um--

330
00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:35,491
I know.

331
00:11:35,492 --> 00:11:37,910
Give him this tube
of hemorrhoid cream.

332
00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:39,912
Tell him I don't
need it anymore.

333
00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:42,039
I'm all cleared up.
- Hmm.

334
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,707
Yeah, maybe we keep
jamming a little bit.

335
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,959
You're right.
We can do better.

336
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,669
And plus, I do still need it.

337
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,504
Okay.

338
00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:50,172
You know, maybe you don't need
to prove anything to Sanderson.

339
00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:52,174
Maybe living well
is the best revenge.

340
00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:54,135
- Ottawa!
- What?

341
00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:55,678
Sanderson's always
wanted to visit Ottawa.

342
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,304
It's, like, his dream vacation.

343
00:11:57,305 --> 00:11:59,974
I'll book a long weekend,
all the highlights,

344
00:11:59,975 --> 00:12:01,475
VIP all the way.

345
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:03,978
Oh, he'll drop dead from FOMO.
- Yeah.

346
00:12:03,979 --> 00:12:05,521
Or you could just say
you're going

347
00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:06,480
and not actually book the trip.

348
00:12:06,481 --> 00:12:08,107
Ha! No.

349
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:09,650
I wanna see
the look on his face

350
00:12:09,651 --> 00:12:12,319
when I tell him my
confirmation number.

351
00:12:14,656 --> 00:12:15,781
Yes!

352
00:12:15,782 --> 00:12:17,324
That's what I'm talking about!

353
00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:19,118
Guys, pizza's on me.

354
00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,744
Let's get an order going.

355
00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:23,080
What do you want? Go nuts!

356
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:24,707
- Can we get the--
- We're not doing gluten free.

357
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,875
Anything else?

358
00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:27,168
On me.

359
00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,669
Thanks, Ron.

360
00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:31,338
I haven't had restaurant
food in six years.

361
00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:33,007
Alex, are you short on cash?
Is everything okay?

362
00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:34,300
I wasn't stealing, all right?

363
00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:35,885
I was checking her ID.
- Why?

364
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,094
You're not a bouncer.

365
00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:38,262
Your job was to have fun.

366
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:39,722
I'm sorry, okay?

367
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:40,973
I just--I didn't want you
to get into trouble.

368
00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:42,600
Babe, this was not about me.

369
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,477
It's one thing for you
to ruin your own night out,

370
00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:46,061
but now you're messing
with my business.

371
00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:47,188
Not okay.

372
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,441
Great. Thanks a lot.

373
00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,151
Well, technically, you're
the one who knocked it over.

374
00:12:52,152 --> 00:12:54,612
Technically, you reached
into a lady's hamburger purse.

375
00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:56,071
So maybe take
some responsibility?

376
00:12:56,072 --> 00:12:58,491
Oh, my God. Dog. Dog.

377
00:12:58,492 --> 00:12:59,575
He's got the vial.
He's got the vial!

378
00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:00,993
Doggy! No! Spit it out!

379
00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,369
No, that's poison.

380
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,580
Oh. Um.
He's resource guarding.

381
00:13:04,581 --> 00:13:06,248
He's resource guarding.
- Get the vial.

382
00:13:06,249 --> 00:13:08,000
Go now, now. Get the vial.
- I'm trying!

383
00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:09,168
- Get the vial!
- I'm trying!

384
00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:10,503
I'm trying to get it!

385
00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:12,046
- Just get the vial!
- I'm working on it!

386
00:13:12,047 --> 00:13:13,714
Serena!
Wait! I got it! I got it!

387
00:13:13,715 --> 00:13:14,841
I got it.

388
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:18,678
Oh, it's pretty empty, though.

389
00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:28,395
- Ron, you are a hero.
- Hero?

390
00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:30,814
No, I'm just
a very generous man.

391
00:13:31,858 --> 00:13:33,484
Oh, it's back down.

392
00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:36,070
Back down to where I started.

393
00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:38,864
But we are okay.
Pizza is still free.

394
00:13:38,865 --> 00:13:41,450
Pizza's still free.

395
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:42,785
This is part of it.

396
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:44,286
<i>Yes, I should have sold.</i>

397
00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:45,704
But if you want the highs...

398
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,790
You gotta deal with the, uh--

399
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:51,085
Uh-oh. It's going down.

400
00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:53,003
It's going way down.

401
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:57,383
[bleep]!

402
00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:58,968
First result says
he should be fine.

403
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,261
Oh, good.

404
00:14:00,262 --> 00:14:01,428
The second result
says he could die.

405
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:03,514
- Well, that's bad, Alex.
- Yeah.

406
00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:05,057
We gotta make him throw up.
Get it out of his system.

407
00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:06,684
That's a great idea.
Great idea.

408
00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:08,686
I'll hold him, you stick
your fingers down his throat.

409
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,896
Okay, I would, but I feel
like in terms of our strengths,

410
00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:11,981
I'm more of a holder-downer.

411
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,482
You're doing the fingers.

412
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:15,109
I'm not doing the fingers.

413
00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:16,694
You were supposed to
let loose and have fun.

414
00:14:16,695 --> 00:14:17,945
You didn't do that.

415
00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:19,697
You screwed me.
You're doing the fingers!

416
00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:21,532
Okay, I'll do the fingers.

417
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,992
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

418
00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:24,493
Third result says
that we should just

419
00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:25,911
have him drink some
hydrogen peroxide,

420
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:27,246
and he'll puke on his own.
- Oh!

421
00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:28,372
Yeah, one teaspoon
per five pounds.

422
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:29,582
Oh, perfect.

423
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,041
So, what,
he's, like, 10 pounds?

424
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,418
I was gonna say 40.

425
00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:33,586
Let me just look it up.

426
00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:34,795
How much does a small dog--

427
00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,714
Google doesn't
know that, Alex!

428
00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:39,049
When you see Sanderson,
just act casual.

429
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,343
But tell him I just had sex
with someone, if it comes up.

430
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,386
Okay.

431
00:14:42,387 --> 00:14:45,180
Oh, there he is!

432
00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:46,432
- Whoa!
- Oh!

433
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,350
- Oh, my gosh.
- No, I'm sorry.

434
00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:50,477
I'm okay.
- Who is that?

435
00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:52,771
I don't know.
It's probably nothing, but...

436
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:57,067
It could be the start
of something very special.

437
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,694
- Please, take my arm.
- Oh!

438
00:14:58,695 --> 00:15:00,154
There we go.

439
00:15:00,155 --> 00:15:01,614
- Hi.
- Hi.

440
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:02,781
- I was just--
- Hi.

441
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:04,408
Dr. Joyce Henderson.

442
00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:05,826
This is my hospital.

443
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,578
And I'm just doing a quick
loop around to make sure

444
00:15:07,579 --> 00:15:08,954
women aren't being harassed.

445
00:15:08,955 --> 00:15:10,372
Is this man bothering you?

446
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:12,166
No.

447
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,835
He was actually
being very charming.

448
00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:16,754
I was?

449
00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,339
This is a different box.

450
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,049
Yeah, yeah, I noticed
his copy of "Dune,"

451
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,052
and we have the same taste
in sci-fi novels.

452
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:25,512
Yeah, well, Sanderson
loves his horny dragons.

453
00:15:25,513 --> 00:15:27,514
Mm.

454
00:15:30,477 --> 00:15:32,144
What? Yes.

455
00:15:32,145 --> 00:15:33,729
What happened? What's funny?

456
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,272
Oh, sorry.

457
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,358
It's--it's "Dune," so...

458
00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:39,318
So it's sandworms.

459
00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:41,403
Sandworms?
- Oh, my gosh, wait.

460
00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:42,529
Sand-erson.

461
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,989
Sand-worm.

462
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,407
Has anyone ever
called you that?

463
00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:47,034
No.

464
00:15:47,035 --> 00:15:49,036
But I certainly would
have welcomed that.

465
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:52,122
Okay, I--sorry, I hope
I'm not being too forward.

466
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,166
But can I get your number?

467
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,417
One sec.

468
00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:57,920
You can put me in
as Sandworm.

469
00:15:57,921 --> 00:15:59,755
It's 541--

470
00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:03,384
I'm going to Ottawa
for a long weekend.

471
00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:05,094
Confirmation code V,
as in Victor--

472
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,553
- Shut up.
- Yep.

473
00:16:06,554 --> 00:16:08,597
I see.

474
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:11,475
Well, Dr. Henderson, I hope
you have a wonderful visit.

475
00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:13,769
Enjoy the Canadian War Museum.

476
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:18,148
I hear it is devastating.

477
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,192
Come on, Matt.

478
00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:22,820
She was gonna do
lip flip everywhere.

479
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:24,029
Did you get the lip flip?

480
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:26,407
Hey, y'all!
Everyone having fun?

481
00:16:26,408 --> 00:16:27,700
all:
Yes!

482
00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,493
Everyone got drinks?
all: Whoo!

483
00:16:29,494 --> 00:16:33,038
All right.
Anyone got hydrogen peroxide?

484
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,623
Why?

485
00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,875
Oh, I cut myself.

486
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,460
Where?

487
00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:40,421
Uh.

488
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:44,091
In my private area.

489
00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,551
Yep.

490
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,136
I was doing a quick
cleanup down there.

491
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,929
You know, got a date later.
You ladies know how that is.

492
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:52,891
Sorry.
This was in my kitchen?

493
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:54,893
- Yep.
- Oh.

494
00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:56,895
Okay.

495
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,355
There should be some
under the bathroom sink.

496
00:16:58,356 --> 00:17:00,441
Okay. Thank you.

497
00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:03,944
Oh, um, also, your dog is,
like, super cute, girly.

498
00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:06,321
Do you know how much he weighs?

499
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:08,031
Bruce! Bruce!

500
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:10,159
Bruce?
- Hey.

501
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,453
What happened to ZoyngCoin?
I lost my whole 10 grand.

502
00:17:12,454 --> 00:17:14,288
What?
You're still holding Zoyng?

503
00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,081
From, like, this morning?

504
00:17:16,082 --> 00:17:18,167
Oof. Okay.
You didn't get my Signal chat?

505
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,752
The Signal--what? No.

506
00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:22,212
Ron, I told you
to zero out your Zoyng.

507
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:24,006
You held too long.
- What?

508
00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,591
Oh, my God. 10 grand. Woof.

509
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:29,261
Yeah, well, what about the--
damn it, man!

510
00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:31,180
Why isn't he drinking it?

511
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,681
Probably because it's just
a bowl of hydrogen peroxide.

512
00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:33,849
We need to make it
look more appetizing.

513
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,393
Oh, okay. Um.

514
00:17:37,353 --> 00:17:38,687
Here. Soup?

515
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:40,105
Sure, okay. Yeah.

516
00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:41,565
Buddy, look at that.
It's, uh, yummy.

517
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:44,151
Low-sodium minestrone soup.

518
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:46,069
Ooh, doggies love that.
Yes, they do.

519
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,655
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Here we go.

520
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,407
Yum--oh! Wow!

521
00:17:50,408 --> 00:17:52,326
- Good boy!
- He puked!

522
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:53,660
Disgusting boy.

523
00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:55,580
Are you feeding my dog soup?

524
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,708
Yes, I am.

525
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,376
Why?

526
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:02,878
Um.

527
00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:04,963
Okay, uh--
- It was me.

528
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:09,760
Uh, I thought he wanted
soup because I am...

529
00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,762
on drugs.
I do illegal drugs.

530
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,430
So I was souping your dog.

531
00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:15,474
Serena tried to stop me,
but she couldn't

532
00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,893
because I have
crazy drug strength.

533
00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:18,812
Alex.

534
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:22,689
You have a problem.

535
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,400
Mm-hmm.

536
00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,986
I wish I could say
this was your rock bottom.

537
00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:29,947
But honestly,
I know it won't be.

538
00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,490
It's just hard
with drugs, man.

539
00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:33,033
You know, they make me
feel so good, body and mind--

540
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:33,992
I think you
should just leave.

541
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:34,953
Yep, okay. Excuse me.

542
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,122
Hey, Joyce.
You still want this?

543
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,332
Throw it in the recycling.

544
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,042
Or the trash. Doesn't matter.

545
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,127
It all goes to the same place.

546
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:45,504
Ottawa should be fun.

547
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:46,922
I'm not going.

548
00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:48,215
Why not? It might be nice.

549
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:51,260
You want me to go alone
to Ottawa?

550
00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,886
Canada's Paris?

551
00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:54,388
Humiliating.

552
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:56,515
I just--

553
00:18:56,516 --> 00:18:58,183
Look, I know what it's like

554
00:18:58,184 --> 00:18:59,810
to have feelings
for the wrong person.

555
00:18:59,811 --> 00:19:02,020
You know, they're in front
of your face every day,

556
00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:03,480
and you so want it to work.

557
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,691
But it just can't.

558
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:08,068
It's hard, but you
gotta put those feelings

559
00:19:08,069 --> 00:19:09,319
aside and move on.

560
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,238
You'll be better off that way.

561
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:12,698
Mm-hmm.

562
00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:14,324
I see.

563
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,034
Um, I think we should
both get back to work.

564
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:17,579
Okay?
- Okay.

565
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,792
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

566
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:26,920
Poor Matthew is completely
enamored with me.

567
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:28,964
And here I am just
flaunting myself

568
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:31,633
in front of him,
dressed like a damn showgirl,

569
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:33,385
torturing that poor boy.

570
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:35,679
Ugh.

571
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,434
But on the bright side,
Big J's still got it.

572
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:42,769
Hey, pal.

573
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,229
How you doing?

574
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,939
Not good, man.

575
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,400
ZoyngCoin crashed,
and I lost everything.

576
00:19:48,401 --> 00:19:50,736
Well, you really gotta be
more careful with that stuff.

577
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:54,656
Hey, I tell you what,
I'm gonna have my massage chair

578
00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:56,450
shipped to your house so you
don't hold this against me.

579
00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:58,076
Oh, Bruce,
you don't have to do that.

580
00:19:58,077 --> 00:20:00,871
I insist, all right?
You're my friend.

581
00:20:00,872 --> 00:20:02,915
And I made a killing
on ZoyngCoin.

582
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,708
Yeah.

583
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:07,127
I mean, you'll have to pay
the, you know, redirection fee.

584
00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:08,879
If there are stairs,
it's gonna be--

585
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,215
but it's the least I can do.

586
00:20:23,603 --> 00:20:27,064
I think they
really liked you.

587
00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:33,028
Girl, what's wrong with you?

588
00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:35,280
I'm so sorry.

589
00:20:35,281 --> 00:20:37,783
Oh, I think I just
forgot how to be fun.

590
00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,660
It's fine.
We'll scrape that rust off.

591
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:41,828
Wanna grab a drink?

592
00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:43,163
So bad.

593
00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:44,122
We're paying with your money.

594
00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:45,999
Yeah, that's fair.

595
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,376
Is it weird that
I'm craving soup?

596
00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:49,127
Oh, my God, same!

597
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:51,463
You know where I think
I went wrong today?

598
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,256
I was trying to be Bruce.

599
00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:58,053
{\an8}And being Bruce is a bad idea,
even for Bruce.

600
00:20:58,054 --> 00:21:02,516
{\an8}Everybody has gotta figure out
what they value most in life.

601
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:04,935
{\an8}<i>And it's very rarely shmoney.</i>

602
00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:06,603
{\an8}<i>For me, it's simple--</i>

603
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:10,524
{\an8}<i>comfy chair, hot slice,
occasionally good company.</i>

604
00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:12,609
{\an8}<i>That's all I need.</i>

605
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,988
{\an8}<i>Did it cost me 10 grand
to learn this lesson?</i>

606
00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:18,156
{\an8}Yes.

607
00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:21,368
{\an8}Was it something
I probably already knew?

608
00:21:21,369 --> 00:21:23,036
{\an8}Yeah.

609
00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:24,580
{\an8}Yeah, it was.