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- Hey, did you guys watch
"Grey Mornings" last night?
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- Oh!
- So good. That ending?
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- No, no, no. Shh.
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Bruce, did you watch?
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- "Grey Mornings"?
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Yeah, of course.
I never miss it.
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The greyer, the better.
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- Bruce has this annoying
habit of bragging
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about these high-brow
British dramas
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that no one else has seen.
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So we decided to start
talking about a show
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that we love that
Bruce can't watch.
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Because it doesn't exist.
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And then when Mr. Potter
took off his eyepatch?
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- Ah, yes, the eyepatch.
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It had to go.
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- And that affair
with the duchess?
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- With the duchess.
- Scandalous.
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- Okay, who's your
favorite dame?
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- Ooh, favorite dame.
Good question.
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Great question.
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Dame, dame.
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It's hard to choose just one.
Uh...
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who is the favorite?
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[clears throat]
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Sorry, I...
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oh, my God.
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Keith died.
- Wait, what?
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- What?
- Oh, my God. What happened?
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- Wait, Keith, who works here?
No!
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- What do you mean?
- Bruce!
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- Keith's fine.
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Yeah, I just needed
to get out of there.
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[sighs]
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Yeah, I didn't really
think this one through.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}- And then on top of all that,
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{\an8}I had to pay, like, 80 bucks
in ticket handling fees.
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{\an8}- Are you frickin' kidding me?
- I know.
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{\an8}But what am I supposed to do?
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{\an8}It's Bette Midler.
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{\an8}- No, this text.
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{\an8}I'm doing a Botox and Bubbly
party later,
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{\an8}and my nurse just cancelled
last minute.
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{\an8}- Oh.
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{\an8}- I swear,
nurses are such flakes.
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{\an8}- What's a Botox
and Bubbly party?
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{\an8}- Serena's side hustle.
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{\an8}- It's just a bunch
of fun ladies.
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{\an8}We drink champagne,
we gossip, and then
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{\an8}I inject poison into their
faces to stop them from aging.
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{\an8}- You're a full-time nurse.
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{\an8}Why would you need
a side hustle?
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{\an8}- Uh, 'cause life's expensive.
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{\an8}- Yeah. I cut hair sometimes.
- Oh, I didn't know that.
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{\an8}- Yeah, I actually
cut Dakota's hair.
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{\an8}- Oh. Cool.
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{\an8}- I babysit my stupid niece.
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{\an8}- No second job,
but my wife, Linda, and I
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{\an8}are members
of the FIRE community--
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{\an8}Financial Independence,
Retire Early.
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{\an8}We spend as little as possible,
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{\an8}buying bruised fruit on
discount, expiring ground beef.
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{\an8}- Nope.
All right, Keith, come on.
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{\an8}It's 10:00 a.m.
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{\an8}No one wants to picture you and
your wife eating ground beef.
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{\an8}- [chuckles]
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{\an8}Call me old-fashioned,
but I've always believed
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{\an8}if you save responsibly,
you should be good.
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{\an8}- Saved 3 cents on this banana.
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{\an8}Gotta eat it before
the fruit flies hatch.
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{\an8}[all groaning]
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{\an8}Ooh-ee, yum.
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{\an8}[all groaning]
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{\an8}Mmm.
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{\an8}You barely have to chew it.
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{\an8}- Hey, sexy mama.
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{\an8}Any chance you'd wanna
come work this Botox thing
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{\an8}with me later?
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{\an8}Fun, chill vibes, cool ladies.
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{\an8}- Oh, I've got plans tonight.
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{\an8}- Oh, right, Taco Night.
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{\an8}- Wow, that is actually
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{\an8}really sad for me
that you know that.
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{\an8}Um, okay, you know what?
Yes, actually.
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{\an8}I'm saying yes.
- Really?
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{\an8}- Yeah, why not?
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{\an8}I'm always saying
I need to get out more.
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{\an8}- Oh, that's great!
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{\an8}It's gonna be fun, I swear.
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{\an8}It's like ten minutes
of needle prep,
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{\an8}but then you're
basically getting paid
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{\an8}150 bucks to party.
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{\an8}- I love it.
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{\an8}I get to hang out with
my girl, make 150, 200 bucks.
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{\an8}- It's 150.
- And that's great.
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{\an8}- Matthew,
as you probably know,
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{\an8}I recently ended
a long-term relationship.
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{\an8}- Yeah, sorry about that.
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{\an8}- Yeah, don't be because
I'm living my best life.
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{\an8}Anyway, Sanderson Ashley
will be here momentarily,
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{\an8}and he needs to
pick up this box.
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{\an8}Now, we are not speaking,
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{\an8}and I want this crap
out of here.
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{\an8}It's just some personal stuff.
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{\an8}His swim shirt,
his Panera rewards card.
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{\an8}Oh, this is his
nighttime retainer.
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{\an8}Make sure he gets this.
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{\an8}Otherwise, he'll chew right
through his orthopedic pillow.
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{\an8}- No problem.
I can handle it.
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{\an8}- Wait. Wait.
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{\an8}Sanderson's in an exceptionally
delicate place right now, okay?
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{\an8}So I need you to be gentle
but extremely firm.
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{\an8}Do you understand?
- Al dente.
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{\an8}- Matt, I'm really
losing faith here.
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{\an8}Let's do some role-play.
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{\an8}Show me how you're
gonna hand it to him.
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{\an8}- Okay.
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This is from Joyce.
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- No.
- No.
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- You gotta throw it away,
be more casual.
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This is from Joyce.
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- Oh. This is from Joyce.
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- This is from Joyce.
- This is from--
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- Joyce.
- Okay.
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You're gonna get it
in the moment.
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- Okay. We will get it.
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- This is from Joyce.
- Nope.
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- Okay, I gotta ask.
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What do you do
with your cash, old man?
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Just park it
in the market, huh?
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ETFs? You a Vanguard guy?
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- Well, it's savings,
so it's in my savings account.
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- Oh, a savings account?
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Oh, okay.
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So like an old shoe
but in the bank.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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- Take a look at this.
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I have had my eye on this
massage chair for months.
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So each payday, I take
a little bit of that money,
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I put it in my chair fund.
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And in 12 to 18 months--
- Yeah, I just bought one.
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So I'll put it in my home
office so I can write it off.
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- What?
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- Ronnie, listen to me.
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With my crypto gains alone,
I can't spend fast enough
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to offset the taxes.
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All I'm saying is this.
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So these are
my investments, right?
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And this is the value
of your savings account.
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Nope, sorry.
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I forgot to
factor in inflation.
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So, pfft.
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And that's a Sharpie.
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Nah, that's not going anywhere.
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Doesn't matter.
Point still stands.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- I love that cardigan.
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- Oh, thank you.
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I'm just happy to be
wearing something that's
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not covered in SpaghettiOs.
[chuckles]
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I've got kids.
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So, when I eat my
SpaghettiOs, no mess.
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Not to brag.
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- That's hysterical.
- Thank you.
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- You remind me of Wanda Sykes.
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[laughs]
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Okay, I'm getting a snack.
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But do not move.
- Oh.
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[laughs]
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- Oh.
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- God, I love these girls.
Right?
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- Yeah. Told ya.
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- Gosh, that girl
looks so young.
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Who is that?
Is that someone's daughter?
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- Oh, no, that's Katie.
She's a regular.
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- I thought you had
to be 18 to get Botox.
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- Yeah, she's over 18.
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- Oh.
Are you--are you sure, though?
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I mean, she looks
really, really young.
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- Everyone's over 18, Alex.
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Just relax.
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You're getting paid
to have fun.
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So have fun, girl.
- Okay.
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Having fun.
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Fun commences now.
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- Sanderson?
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Whoa.
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I like your tie.
- Thank you.
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It's a Hilfiger.
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Where's Joyce?
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- Oh, she wanted me to--
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[clears throat]
This is from Joyce.
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- I see.
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Memories of a past life.
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Please give this
to Joyce for me.
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Sorry, it's damp.
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I spilled a Nutrisystem
on it in the car.
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- Oh, yeah, right here.
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- [scatting]
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Oh, Sanderson?
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Is that you?
What are you doing here?
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- Hello.
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I'm just retrieving
my belongings.
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- Oh, was that today?
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I completely forgot.
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- We just talked about
it in your office, like--
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- Just shut up.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Um, wow.
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You look professional.
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- [clears throat]
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- Oh.
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This is for you from him.
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- Just a little something for
you to peruse, Dr. Henderson.
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- Well, I look forward
to perusing, Mr. Ashley.
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- [giggles]
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- I'm focused on fun.
I'm having fun.
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But if Serena loses
her nursing license
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because of this, then who's
gonna be my work wife?
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Ron?
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Oh, God, now I'm actually
more concerned.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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- Fun party, right?
- Yeah, for sure.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So what do you do for work?
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Or are you--
are you in school or--
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- Ugh, both.
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I actually have a huge report
due tomorrow.
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- Oh, a report.
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Is that, like, you know,
quarterly stuff,
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or like Mesopotamia?
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[clinking on glass]
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- Hey, girls.
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So glad we all made it.
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I know we're all busy.
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But it's just so nice
to be together like this.
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And just remember, there's no
sweating for 24 hours
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after you get the Botox.
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So apologize to your
husbands for me.
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[laughter]
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- Wow. Great--great energy.
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Yeah.
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Last time I was in a room
full of people this happy
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was probably when
we got Bin Laden.
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Who remembers that?
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Who's old enough
to remember that, huh?
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The raid? Katie? Raid?
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- Maybe we just
pour another round,
251
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,037
and then we can get going.
252
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,705
- Whoo! Totally.
Forget Bin Laden.
253
00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,789
[laughs]
254
00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,166
I'm coming.
255
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,792
- Technically,
I never told her not
256
00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,211
to bring up Osama bin Laden.
257
00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:26,214
So that's my bad, I guess.
258
00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,674
- A soul patch? Seriously?
259
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,344
I have been begging him
for years to grow a soul patch!
260
00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,720
- Well, it's good
you ended things.
261
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,805
- Exactly. Years of let-downs.
262
00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,225
And--and now he writes me
some sad-sack love letter
263
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,602
and expects me to come back?
[laughs]
264
00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,312
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose, buddy.
265
00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,396
- Totally.
266
00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,857
And he lost because he snost.
267
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,858
That doesn't work.
268
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,151
- Oh, my God.
269
00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,362
This isn't a love letter.
270
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,656
He got into library school.
271
00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,241
- Classic breakup move.
272
00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,575
Sorry, library school?
273
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,661
- He is thriving
and throwing it in my face!
274
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:57,912
Well, I'm not gonna
let that happen.
275
00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,497
- Sorry, like,
to use the library?
276
00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,040
Or how does--
what do you learn--
277
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,458
- You need to get him
back to this hospital.
278
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,751
- Okay, you want me
to tell him that
279
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,795
you want him to come back or--
- No, just--
280
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,380
tell him I need the box back.
281
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,631
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
282
00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,591
Then we'll show him
who's thriving.
283
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,635
Whoo-hoo!
- Oh! Whoo-hoo!
284
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,928
- It's more sanitary.
285
00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,137
And you can adjust
the water pressure
286
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,889
so it hits you in just
the right spot.
287
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,975
- So I was just thinking.
288
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,269
I'm really not interested,
but if--
289
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,688
if I wanted some
financial advice--
290
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,690
- Memecoins.
291
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,024
I've been thinking
about you, pal.
292
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,359
And trust me,
ya need the memes.
293
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,278
It's the fastest way
to grow your investment.
294
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:33,531
And no offense, you don't
got the longest time horizon.
295
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,074
- Well, I don't really
think we need to--
296
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,867
- Look, there are new ones
popping up every day,
297
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,954
but this bad boy is just
starting to blow up.
298
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,206
- ZoyngCoin?
- ZoyngCoin, baby.
299
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,624
To the moon!
300
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,418
- I don't know.
This sounds pretty risky.
301
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,794
- Yes, exactly!
302
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,630
That's why it--
let me show you.
303
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:53,759
So I'm just gonna buy
a little more Zoyng.
304
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,304
- $50,000?
- Yeah.
305
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,264
You gotta spend shmoney
to make shmoney.
306
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,390
- Don't call it that.
307
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,933
I'm sorry, this is crazy.
308
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,351
- And I'm up by a thousand.
309
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,519
Look at that.
310
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,604
- A thousand dollars?
311
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,025
No, I don't care that
Bruce made a little money.
312
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,235
I mean, I would never
waste 50 grand
313
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,739
on some Internet thing.
314
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,073
5 might be interesting.
315
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,451
Maybe 10.
316
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,660
Hey, Bruce!
317
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,663
[indistinct chatter]
318
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,083
[soft music playing]
319
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,294
- Oh, boy.
This is a nice house, huh?
320
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,920
You know who had
a house like this?
321
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,756
Uh, Balloon Boy.
322
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,716
- Sorry, my mom's calling.
323
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,134
- Oh, sure.
- Excuse me.
324
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,220
- [chuckles]
Her mom's calling her.
325
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,894
I'm just gonna take the
quickest peek at her license.
326
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,064
Just a quick,
quick little peek.
327
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,566
- What are you doing?
328
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,817
- Huh?
329
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,486
- Is that Katie's purse?
330
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,529
- No--oh! Oh!
331
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,198
[laughs]
332
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,742
It's--I thought this
was my hamburger purse.
333
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:00,743
But it's not.
334
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,244
I--I didn't bring it.
335
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,955
I brought a purse-shaped purse.
336
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,667
So, I left the old burger
at home this time.
337
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,877
[chuckles awkwardly]
338
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,004
Hey.
339
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,339
[knock at door]
- Hey, Joyce.
340
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,924
Just talked to Sanderson,
and he's on the way
341
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,759
back to the hospital
to deliver your box.
342
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,843
- He's coming now?
- Yeah, sorry.
343
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,011
I thought that's
what you wanted.
344
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,179
- No, it's fine. I'm fine.
345
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,847
We just need to
figure out a way
346
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,683
to show Sanderson that
I am happy and thriving
347
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,102
more than he is.
- Yes.
348
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,228
- Okay?
349
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,898
So, um, do you have any ideas?
350
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,441
- I, um--
351
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,486
- [gasps] I know.
352
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,905
Give him this tube
of hemorrhoid cream.
353
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,907
Tell him I don't
need it anymore.
354
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,034
I'm all cleared up.
- Hmm.
355
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,702
Yeah, maybe we keep
jamming a little bit.
356
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,954
- You're right.
We can do better.
357
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,664
And plus, I do still need it.
358
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,499
- Okay.
359
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,167
You know, maybe you don't need
to prove anything to Sanderson.
360
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,169
Maybe living well
is the best revenge.
361
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,130
- Ottawa!
- What?
362
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,673
- Sanderson's always
wanted to visit Ottawa.
363
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,299
It's, like, his dream vacation.
364
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,969
I'll book a long weekend,
all the highlights,
365
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,470
VIP all the way.
366
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,973
Oh, he'll drop dead from FOMO.
- Yeah.
367
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,516
Or you could just say
you're going
368
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,475
and not actually book the trip.
369
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,102
- Ha! No.
370
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,645
I wanna see
the look on his face
371
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,314
when I tell him my
confirmation number.
372
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,525
[dinging]
373
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,776
- Yes!
374
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,319
That's what I'm talking about!
375
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,113
Guys, pizza's on me.
376
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,739
Let's get an order going.
377
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,075
What do you want? Go nuts!
378
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,702
- Can we get the--
- We're not doing gluten free.
379
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:25,870
Anything else?
380
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,163
On me.
381
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,664
- Thanks, Ron.
382
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,333
I haven't had restaurant
food in six years.
383
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,002
- Alex, are you short on cash?
Is everything okay?
384
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,295
- I wasn't stealing, all right?
385
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,880
I was checking her ID.
- Why?
386
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,089
You're not a bouncer.
387
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,257
Your job was to have fun.
388
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,717
- I'm sorry, okay?
389
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,968
I just--I didn't want you
to get into trouble.
390
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,595
- Babe, this was not about me.
391
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,472
It's one thing for you
to ruin your own night out,
392
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,056
but now you're messing
with my business.
393
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,183
Not okay.
394
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,809
[vial clatters]
395
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,436
Great. Thanks a lot.
396
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,146
- Well, technically, you're
the one who knocked it over.
397
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,607
- Technically, you reached
into a lady's hamburger purse.
398
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,066
So maybe take
some responsibility?
399
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,486
- Oh, my God. Dog. Dog.
400
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,570
He's got the vial.
He's got the vial!
401
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,988
- Doggy! No! Spit it out!
402
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,364
No, that's poison.
[dog growls]
403
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,575
- Oh. Um.
He's resource guarding.
404
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,243
He's resource guarding.
- Get the vial.
405
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,995
Go now, now. Get the vial.
- I'm trying!
406
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,163
- Get the vial!
- I'm trying!
407
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,498
I'm trying to get it!
408
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,041
- Just get the vial!
- I'm working on it!
409
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,709
Serena!
Wait! I got it! I got it!
410
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,836
I got it.
411
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,673
Oh, it's pretty empty, though.
412
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,719
[dog growls]
413
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,390
- Ron, you are a hero.
- Hero?
414
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,809
No, I'm just
a very generous man.
415
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,852
[phone dings]
416
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,479
Oh, it's back down.
417
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,065
Back down to where I started.
418
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,859
But we are okay.
Pizza is still free.
419
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,445
Pizza's still free.
420
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,780
This is part of it.
421
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,281
Yes, I should have sold.
422
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,699
But if you want the highs...
[phone dings]
423
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,785
You gotta deal with the, uh--
424
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,953
[phone dinging]
425
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,080
Uh-oh. It's going down.
426
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,998
It's going way down.
427
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:53,958
[phone dinging]
428
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:57,378
[bleep]!
429
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,963
- First result says
he should be fine.
430
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,256
- Oh, good.
431
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,423
- The second result
says he could die.
432
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,509
- Well, that's bad, Alex.
- Yeah.
433
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,052
- We gotta make him throw up.
Get it out of his system.
434
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,679
- That's a great idea.
Great idea.
435
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,681
- I'll hold him, you stick
your fingers down his throat.
436
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,891
- Okay, I would, but I feel
like in terms of our strengths,
437
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:11,976
I'm more of a holder-downer.
438
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,477
- You're doing the fingers.
439
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,104
- I'm not doing the fingers.
440
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,689
- You were supposed to
let loose and have fun.
441
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,940
You didn't do that.
442
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,692
You screwed me.
You're doing the fingers!
443
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,527
- Okay, I'll do the fingers.
444
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,987
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
445
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,488
Third result says
that we should just
446
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,906
have him drink some
hydrogen peroxide,
447
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,241
and he'll puke on his own.
- Oh!
448
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,367
- Yeah, one teaspoon
per five pounds.
449
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,577
- Oh, perfect.
450
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,036
So, what,
he's, like, 10 pounds?
451
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,413
- I was gonna say 40.
452
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,581
Let me just look it up.
453
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,790
How much does a small dog--
454
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,709
- Google doesn't
know that, Alex!
455
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,044
- When you see Sanderson,
just act casual.
456
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,338
But tell him I just had sex
with someone, if it comes up.
457
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,381
- Okay.
458
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,175
Oh, there he is!
459
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,427
- Whoa!
- Oh!
460
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,345
- Oh, my gosh.
- No, I'm sorry.
461
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,472
I'm okay.
- Who is that?
462
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,766
- I don't know.
It's probably nothing, but...
463
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,351
- [laughs]
464
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,062
- It could be the start
of something very special.
465
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,689
- Please, take my arm.
- Oh!
466
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,149
- There we go.
467
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,609
- Hi.
- Hi.
468
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,776
- I was just--
- Hi.
469
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,403
Dr. Joyce Henderson.
470
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,821
This is my hospital.
471
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,573
And I'm just doing a quick
loop around to make sure
472
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,949
women aren't being harassed.
473
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,367
Is this man bothering you?
474
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,161
- No.
475
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,830
He was actually
being very charming.
476
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,749
- I was?
477
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,334
- This is a different box.
478
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,044
- Yeah, yeah, I noticed
his copy of "Dune,"
479
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,047
and we have the same taste
in sci-fi novels.
480
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,507
- Yeah, well, Sanderson
loves his horny dragons.
481
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,509
Mm.
482
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,471
[laughter]
483
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,139
What? Yes.
484
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,724
What happened? What's funny?
485
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,267
- Oh, sorry.
486
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,353
It's--it's "Dune," so...
487
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,313
- So it's sandworms.
488
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,398
Sandworms?
- Oh, my gosh, wait.
489
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,524
Sand-erson.
490
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,984
Sand-worm.
491
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,402
Has anyone ever
called you that?
492
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,029
- No.
493
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,031
But I certainly would
have welcomed that.
494
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,117
- Okay, I--sorry, I hope
I'm not being too forward.
495
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,161
But can I get your number?
496
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,412
One sec.
497
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,915
- You can put me in
as Sandworm.
498
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,750
It's 541--
499
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:03,379
- I'm going to Ottawa
for a long weekend.
500
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,089
- Confirmation code V,
as in Victor--
501
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,548
- Shut up.
- Yep.
502
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,592
- I see.
503
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,470
Well, Dr. Henderson, I hope
you have a wonderful visit.
504
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,764
Enjoy the Canadian War Museum.
505
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:18,143
I hear it is devastating.
506
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,187
- Come on, Matt.
507
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,815
- She was gonna do
lip flip everywhere.
508
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,024
Did you get the lip flip?
509
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,402
- Hey, y'all!
Everyone having fun?
510
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,695
all:
Yes!
511
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,488
- Everyone got drinks?
all: Whoo!
512
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,033
- All right.
Anyone got hydrogen peroxide?
513
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,618
- Why?
514
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,870
- Oh, I cut myself.
515
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,455
- Where?
516
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,416
- Uh.
517
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,086
[stammers]
In my private area.
518
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,546
Yep.
519
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,131
I was doing a quick
cleanup down there.
520
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,924
You know, got a date later.
You ladies know how that is.
521
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,886
- Sorry.
This was in my kitchen?
522
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,888
- Yep.
- Oh.
523
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,890
Okay.
524
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,350
There should be some
under the bathroom sink.
525
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,436
- Okay. Thank you.
526
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,939
Oh, um, also, your dog is,
like, super cute, girly.
527
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,316
Do you know how much he weighs?
528
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,026
- Bruce! Bruce!
529
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,154
Bruce?
- Hey.
530
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,448
- What happened to ZoyngCoin?
I lost my whole 10 grand.
531
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,283
- What?
You're still holding Zoyng?
532
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,076
From, like, this morning?
533
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,162
Oof. Okay.
You didn't get my Signal chat?
534
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,747
- The Signal--what? No.
535
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,207
- Ron, I told you
to zero out your Zoyng.
536
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,001
You held too long.
- What?
537
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,586
- Oh, my God. 10 grand. Woof.
538
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,256
- Yeah, well, what about the--
damn it, man!
539
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,175
- Why isn't he drinking it?
540
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,676
- Probably because it's just
a bowl of hydrogen peroxide.
541
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,844
We need to make it
look more appetizing.
542
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,388
- Oh, okay. Um.
543
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,682
Here. Soup?
544
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,100
- Sure, okay. Yeah.
545
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,560
Buddy, look at that.
It's, uh, yummy.
546
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,146
Low-sodium minestrone soup.
547
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,064
Ooh, doggies love that.
Yes, they do.
548
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,650
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Here we go.
549
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,402
Yum--oh! Wow!
550
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,321
- Good boy!
- He puked!
551
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,655
- Disgusting boy.
552
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,575
- Are you feeding my dog soup?
553
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,703
- Yes, I am.
554
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,371
- Why?
555
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,873
- Um.
556
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,958
Okay, uh--
- It was me.
557
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:09,755
Uh, I thought he wanted
soup because I am...
558
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,757
on drugs.
I do illegal drugs.
559
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,425
So I was souping your dog.
560
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,469
Serena tried to stop me,
but she couldn't
561
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,888
because I have
crazy drug strength.
562
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,807
- Alex.
563
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,684
You have a problem.
564
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,395
- Mm-hmm.
565
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,981
- I wish I could say
this was your rock bottom.
566
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,942
But honestly,
I know it won't be.
567
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,485
- It's just hard
with drugs, man.
568
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,028
You know, they make me
feel so good, body and mind--
569
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:33,987
- I think you
should just leave.
570
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:34,948
- Yep, okay. Excuse me.
571
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,117
- Hey, Joyce.
You still want this?
572
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,327
- Throw it in the recycling.
573
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,037
Or the trash. Doesn't matter.
574
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,122
It all goes to the same place.
575
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,499
- Ottawa should be fun.
576
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,917
- I'm not going.
577
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,210
- Why not? It might be nice.
578
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:51,255
- You want me to go alone
to Ottawa?
579
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,881
Canada's Paris?
580
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,383
Humiliating.
581
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,510
- I just--[sighs]
582
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,178
Look, I know what it's like
583
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,805
to have feelings
for the wrong person.
584
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,015
You know, they're in front
of your face every day,
585
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,475
and you so want it to work.
586
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,686
But it just can't.
587
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,063
It's hard, but you
gotta put those feelings
588
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,314
aside and move on.
589
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,233
You'll be better off that way.
590
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,693
- Mm-hmm.
591
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,319
I see.
592
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,029
Um, I think we should
both get back to work.
593
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,574
Okay?
- Okay.
594
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,787
- Oh, my God.
595
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,915
Poor Matthew is completely
enamored with me.
596
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,959
And here I am just
flaunting myself
597
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,628
in front of him,
dressed like a damn showgirl,
598
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,380
torturing that poor boy.
599
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,674
Ugh.
600
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,429
But on the bright side,
Big J's still got it.
601
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,764
- Hey, pal.
602
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,224
How you doing?
603
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,934
- Not good, man.
604
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,395
ZoyngCoin crashed,
and I lost everything.
605
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,731
- Well, you really gotta be
more careful with that stuff.
606
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,651
Hey, I tell you what,
I'm gonna have my massage chair
607
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,445
shipped to your house so you
don't hold this against me.
608
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,071
- Oh, Bruce,
you don't have to do that.
609
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,866
- I insist, all right?
You're my friend.
610
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,910
And I made a killing
on ZoyngCoin.
611
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,703
Yeah.
612
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,122
I mean, you'll have to pay
the, you know, redirection fee.
613
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,874
If there are stairs,
it's gonna be--
614
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,210
but it's the least I can do.
615
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:27,059
- I think they
really liked you.
616
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:31,313
- [laughing]
617
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,023
- Girl, what's wrong with you?
618
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,275
- I'm so sorry.
619
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,778
Oh, I think I just
forgot how to be fun.
620
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,655
- It's fine.
We'll scrape that rust off.
621
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,864
- [chuckles]
622
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,823
- Wanna grab a drink?
623
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,158
- So bad.
624
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,117
- We're paying with your money.
625
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,994
- Yeah, that's fair.
626
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,371
- Is it weird that
I'm craving soup?
627
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,122
- Oh, my God, same!
628
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,458
- You know where I think
I went wrong today?
629
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,251
I was trying to be Bruce.
630
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:58,048
{\an8}And being Bruce is a bad idea,
even for Bruce.
631
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,511
{\an8}Everybody has gotta figure out
what they value most in life.
632
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,930
{\an8}And it's very rarely shmoney.
633
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,598
{\an8}For me, it's simple--
634
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,519
{\an8}comfy chair, hot slice,
occasionally good company.
635
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,604
{\an8}That's all I need.
636
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,983
{\an8}Did it cost me 10 grand
to learn this lesson?
637
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,151
{\an8}Yes.
638
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,363
{\an8}Was it something
I probably already knew?
639
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,031
{\an8}Yeah.
640
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,575
{\an8}Yeah, it was.
641
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,703
{\an8}[bell clangs]