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You know how a few decades from now,
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if you don't like the vibe on Earth,
you can go live on Mars?
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Do you think you'd go?
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Don't get me wrong,
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things on Earth are pretty rad.
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I have a sweet job.
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Two blue raspberry, no salt.
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One blue razz, rainbow salt.
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Three mango margs, chili lime salt.
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Two mango, rainbow salt.
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One rainbow salt, lime?
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Four shots, and one Florida Girl.
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Seriously, stop after two of these,
or you'll hallucinate.
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Yes!
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Okay, that was last call, everybody.
Last call!
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It's 10:45.
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Greg, it's a crescent moon. Look!
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Do you know what that means?
It means good luck.
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It means I have to gather my friends
on the beach to party under that moon.
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I'm sorry, Greg, it is what it is.
I love you. Goodbye, okay.
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Bye!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Rex!
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The best friends.
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We got Johnny,
Nadine and her boyfriend, Bingo.
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They're having a baby,
and I'm gonna be Auntie Rex.
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And I'm living that Florida life.
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Respect.
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Rex Simpson does it again!
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But once upon a time,
I had bigger dreams.
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- Ignition.
- Look, look, look!
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Liftoff.
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Whoo!
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I love you, NASA.
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How fricking lucky are we, Rex?
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So lucky. It's fricking beautiful, Mom.
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It is fricking beautiful.
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- You know what I think?
- What?
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That's gonna be you one day, Rex.
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I know it, Mom.
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Morning, Mom.
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My mom asked me to do three things.
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The first was to keep talking to her.
So I do.
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Second was to take care of my dad.
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And third was to keep sharing my gifts.
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Which is why my backyard
is full of inventions.
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Kendra won't stop
the high school reunion emails.
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Like, obviously, we're going.
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We're going.
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We haven't partied with those people
in, like, a decade.
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Yeah, 'cause most of them,
like, moved away.
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Rexxie! Oh, my God.
You need to patent this.
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It's on my list.
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All right, come on.
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Wait, Rex, you have a list for chairs?
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Like...
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Like, a Pinterest board for...
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- Like, what list?
- No. No, it's... it's...
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It's a list for, like, the future.
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Does the city even know
you built this?
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Whatever.
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Yeah, I called them. They just don't care
about the noble sea cow.
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Manatees are a national treasure.
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International treasure.
Waters are international.
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Waters don't have borders.
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We need a world without borders, honestly.
That's what the manatees taught me.
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Hey, you follow Toddrick Spencer?
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Yes! Net worth, billions.
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High school crush, you.
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Whoo-hoo! Awesome night.
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- Hi, Calvin.
- Hey, Dad.
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How'd it go with the TV crew?
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I had 'em pissin' their pants
the whole night
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with that creepy little music box
you built, Rexxie.
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Remote control works like a charm.
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Hey, Mr. Simpson. Do you think maybe
Rex should become the wife
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of a very rich tech titan classmate
of ours?
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No.
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She's gonna see him this weekend
at reunion.
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Okay, I brought him up merely to say
that Toddrick has the most boss life now.
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He started a low Earth orbit airline.
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Space tourism?
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People pay a lot of money,
and he flies them into fricking space.
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That's rude.
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It's epic.
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And I think it's 'cause dude
just never lost his focus.
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I mean, never partied, like, ever.
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
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and Rex, she took the one to the rave.
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And that has made all the difference.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Wait, what woods?
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Was I there?
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♪ If I cut my hair
Hope I grow it long ♪
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♪ Back long, back time
Like way before ♪
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♪ If I wear it straight
Will they like me more? ♪
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♪ Like those girls on front covers ♪
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♪ Long hair make 'em stay little longer ♪
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When I say "Tortoise," you say what?
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Oh, I love that for you!
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Nadine, I do your makeup tutorials
every day.
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Girl, I can tell. That's why you look hot.
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- Oh, thank you!
- Rex Simpson?
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- Oh, my God.
- Legend.
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Girl, get over here
and tell us everything.
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Start from the beginning.
How was Georgia Tech?
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Oh, yeah. I didn't go.
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What? But you had a full ride.
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- They gave you a car?
- A full ride scholarship, Erin.
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Yeah, you know, my mom got sick,
so I deferred for a year.
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And then she died, and my dad
was, like, a mess. It was like...
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So, you know, I couldn't just, like,
go to college.
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Yeah.
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What about you guys?
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I'm a bartender at Gator Greg's.
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And, you know, I help my dad
with the ghost tours.
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There's been no actual ghosts. So far.
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- I've got a list, you know.
- Here you go.
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A list for the future.
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It's all my ideas.
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Ten years is actually nothing, though,
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when you're thinking about,
like, the universe.
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Do you know it takes 100,000 light-years
to cross our galaxy?
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Light-years!
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So I don't know why we put
so much pressure on ten little years!
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- Dude.
- Dude.
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Dude, is 401 a pill?
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'Cause if not, I was literally
in the most boring conversation on earth.
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You know, this reunion, it's kind of wack.
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- So, let's bounce.
- Yeah.
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Excuse me. Is this the reunion?
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Hold up!
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Toddrick Spencer?
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- Rex.
- Okay, can I get a slow clap for this man?
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Stop.
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- Nice to see you. How are you?
- No way. I didn't think you'd come.
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- I wanna clear my conscience.
- Okay.
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- I don't want the baggage and everything.
- Yeah.
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Remember when we were
raising caterpillars in third grade?
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Don't say it.
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I accidentally killed mine,
so I took yours.
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Oh, I knew it!
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You started a fricking space airline,
dude.
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You're changing the world.
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I'm really trying.
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I'm passionate about making it affordable
for any human to visit space.
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I mean, and certain dogs, right?
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Claro que sí.
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I gotta get to my airplane.
I have to be in Singapore tomorrow.
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No. No, you can't leave.
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Hey, Rex.
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I never told you this, but, um...
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Oh, boy.
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My first semester at Wesleyan,
I came apart.
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I was pulling B's.
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Dude.
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Until I put a picture of you
as my desktop.
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What?
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Not... Not in a weird way.
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Well, yes, weird. But not how it sounds.
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When we were kids, trying to keep up
with you was what got me out of bed.
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You'd jump way outside the box, zigzag,
and get back to the answer,
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and I'd still be
strapping my blinders on like,
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"The answer's straight ahead
and straight ahead only."
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You inspired me.
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And it worked in college too.
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All four years.
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Rex Simpson, my desktop.
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It's borderline disturbing but awesome.
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Look, whatever it is
you're doing right now,
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I'm sure...
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- it's incredible.
- Yeah.
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This is my private number.
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Text me.
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Fill me in.
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Blow my mind.
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All right?
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- It was nice seeing you.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Take care. Bye.
- Have a safe flight.
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"Rex said going to Mars with her mom
was her biggest dream come true."
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Nadine?
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- Nadine!
- What? I'm awake.
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Tonight sucked. Tonight sucked.
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And you wanna know why? Because I was hit
with a meteor shower of truth.
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Okay, ten years ago, I got lost.
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And I stopped even trying
to find my way back.
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Oh, Rexxie.
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But it's not too late.
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Um...
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Well...
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I'm gonna be an astronaut.
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I know.
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Oh, my God. Wait. Come again?
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Astronaut!
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Your girl! Hello?
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- Ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, boy.
- Okay. Yeah.
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If that's what you want! Yeah!
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Okay, here we go. "Applicants for the NASA
Astronaut Training Program..."
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Oh.
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"...must meet the following requirements
before submitting an application."
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Got it. Passion. Number one. Easy.
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- Doesn't say that...
- What?
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- ...but...
- But...
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"Higher degree in mathematics,
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engineering,
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biological science, physical science
or computer science."
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Oh.
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"Three years of professional experience
in a related field."
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Ouch.
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- Or...
- Or?
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"At least a thousand hours
piloting a jet aircraft."
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Okay.
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- And...
- And... And?
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"Must be able to pass
the long duration astronaut physical."
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Yes, yes! Girl, think about it.
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You got them glutes. You got them quads.
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- That's you.
- But it's not just that part.
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It's all the parts.
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It's not one out of three.
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It's all three.
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I fricking knew
we never landed on the moon.
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Don't start.
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You know, I...
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I do love you in a jumpsuit, but...
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there are other jobs with jumpsuits.
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I see you, crescent moon. I see you, girl.
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I used to be zigzaggy and out of the box,
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and that got me places.
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And now,
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it's gonna get me to space.
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Dear Sir or Madam of NASA.
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What you are about to read is a dream.
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A dream of the life I wish I'd led.
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In this dream, instead of bedazzling
my clothes, I dazzled my professors.
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And instead of pouring drinks, I poured
myself into the scientific method.
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I nurtured my passions.
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They nurtured me back.
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I made good decisions.
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Because I valued myself.
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Surely I can't be
the only capable applicant
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who got kicked in the ass by life
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and doesn't have
picture-perfect qualifications.
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The past is done.
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What I hope is that we can build
a future together,
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in space,
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where the trippy mystery of our existence
pulsates with glittering light.
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Respectfully, Tiffany "Rex" Simpson.
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Hi. Welcome back to Muscle Explosion.
You want a fresh towel?
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- Yeah. All right.
- You gotta get it yourself. Thanks.
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Cool. Thank you.
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Oh.
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"Make this look profesh, my Canva Queen."
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}Oh, no.
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"Dear Sir or Madam of NASA.
What you're about to read is a dream."
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No, girl.
258
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
259
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Let's do this right.
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{\an8}I must admit that when I encounter
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{\an8}a fellow aeronautical engineer
that also has a passion for robotics,
262
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I get a little excited.
263
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Um, see, when I was 18,
if someone had told me
264
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I was going to be an astronaut
by the age of 30,
265
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I would've laughed in their face...
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or written a poem about it.
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Whereas,
when Dr. Daniel Kim here was 18,
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he already had three patents
in shuttle avionics.
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And by the time he was 30, he w...
270
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Well, I mean, read it and see.
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All right. Let's see here.
272
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That... Well, there...
273
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It says here Dr. Kim retrofit Odyssey
to accommodate the spectrometer.
274
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Yes! Which arguably led to
the mapping of ice on Mars!
275
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Anyone could have done that, Logan.
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Anyone who went to Caltech, then MIT,
interned here and back to MIT.
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Oh, come on. Ice on Mars.
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- You wept that day, Pam.
- Yeah.
279
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- I also wept, of course.
- Yeah, you would.
280
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Look, I am so sick of reading
these identical applications
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from these Ivy-tower elites.
282
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We don't need more people like you.
283
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We need unconventional candidates.
Like I was.
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You wanna know what this candidate did?
285
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She ticks all the boxes. And...
286
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she built a series of gates
in the canal in her backyard
287
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to protect the manatees
from getting mowed down by speedboats.
288
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She designed, manufactured
and installed it herself.
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I ask you,
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who do you want envisioning and building
291
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the first human colony on Mars?
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An analyst?
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Or an experimentalist?
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Dr. Kim?
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Or the woman who engineers backyard canals
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and invented a sun lounger
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with a beverage tray that doubles...
298
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as a tanning reflector?
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Come on. Hmm?
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Well,
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Dr. Kim?
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Come in. Come in, come in, come in.
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EMF is in the red.
304
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Um...
305
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Is there something in here with us?
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Stay calm now.
307
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- Hear that?
- Wait. What was that?
308
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What is that?
309
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Belinda?
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Belinda's communicating.
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We can hear you, old girl.
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Yo.
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Dr. Tiffany Simpson, please?
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Who's this?
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00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,716
This is Logan O'Leary
calling from the Johnson Space Center.
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NASA Astronaut Training Program.
317
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Bingo, dude. Can you just let it go?
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Do not be angry with us, Belinda.
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We know this is your house.
We are just visiting.
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00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,563
Here's an idea, Dr. Simpson.
321
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,274
Oh, I love when you call me "doctor."
322
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:15,738
I'm gonna hang up and just video call you.
323
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,824
- Is that okay?
- Oh, I bet you are.
324
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,417
- Um, yeah. What is that?
- It's okay. It's okay.
325
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,340
Y'all stay close to me now.
326
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,509
It's Belinda's precious baby doll, y'all.
327
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,515
- Dude, what?
- Hello, yes.
328
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,142
I'm Logan O'Leary.
329
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I'm the Director of Operations
for the Astronaut Office at NASA.
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At Johnson Space Center. Here, see?
331
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,817
Uh, um, Cocoa Beach, Florida.
332
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,237
Lovely.
333
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,907
Um...
334
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,951
Dr. Simpson, I'm calling because
335
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,247
you have been selected
for astronaut training.
336
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,460
- Are you serious?
- Well, yes.
337
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,212
We were all quite intrigued by your, um...
338
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,133
unconventional approach
to a life in science.
339
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,303
I for one have many questions.
340
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,223
The training is down here at the
Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.
341
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,352
You and 34 others will spend two months
in interviews
342
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:31,272
as well as completing
physical and psychiatric evaluations.
343
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,068
I'll be sending you a training and
travel itinerary email later this week.
344
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,279
Wow! Wow, I mean, are you insane?
345
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,740
You guys must be just insane.
346
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,369
It's actually required that we not be.
347
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,247
I'll see you in Simpson, Dr. Houston.
348
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,210
Houston. I'll see you in Houston, Doctor...
349
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,673
Crying out loud.
350
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,093
I'm gonna be an astronaut!
351
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,428
Yeah, man! Yeah, man!
352
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,264
That must be Belinda's insolent daughter
353
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:09,811
who died a tragic death way too young
by screwing with the family business.
354
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,729
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Mm-mmm!
355
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,942
Dude, I need your positive vibes.
356
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,962
It's just that I just don't think
you can do this.
357
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,697
Like, you're not actually a scientist
or a pilot.
358
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,198
What? And they know that.
359
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,285
I wrote it in my cover letter.
They chose me for my potential.
360
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,789
I mean, literally, all I have to do
is be myself.
361
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,499
And get a colonoscopy.
362
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,836
Okay. So the thing is I just... I didn't
think it was going to get this far.
363
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,630
- Yeah, neither did I!
- Look, Rex... Like, please, just listen.
364
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,215
Shh!
365
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,050
It's positive vibes only.
366
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,885
Yeah. No...
367
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,689
- Follow your dreams.
- Wait, Rex. Please...
368
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,639
Follow your dreams.
369
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,349
Thanks.
370
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,642
I miss you.
371
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,693
Yeah. Yeah.
372
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,440
- Mom. Mom.
- Mama.
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00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,691
What?
374
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,318
Is that an astronaut?
375
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,986
There. That girl right over there.
376
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,908
Not with my tax dollars, she's not.
377
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,993
So cool.
378
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,622
Dr. Stacy Kellogg MD, PhD.
379
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,667
Hector Kaneko.
It's Japanese, in case that's not obvious.
380
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:57,794
Thank you.
381
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,962
Osprey, Miriam.
382
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,214
It's Grace Jackson.
383
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,965
Mancini, Captain Jack.
384
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,467
Violet Marie Vislawski.
385
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,052
Rex Simpson.
386
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,513
I might be under "Tiffany."
387
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,056
Honestly, I don't know how you...
388
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,642
Perfect. Thank you so much. Awesome.
389
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,689
- Logan! Hey!
- Dr. Simpson.
390
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,233
This is so crazy.
391
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,027
- I think you should get down.
- Huh?
392
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,153
Get down. Get down.
393
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,738
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
394
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:29,742
- I'm sorry. Do you have a bad back?
- What? No. I'm your supervisor, so...
395
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,970
- You don't want to play favorites.
- No. I'm saying...
396
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,330
Or seem like
you're playing favorites, right?
397
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,250
- No, but...
- Right. Okay, well. What's up, dude?
398
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,168
I just wanted to say, "Hey" in person.
399
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,253
Oh.
400
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,297
Hey.
401
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:47,301
Are you a British exchange astronaut?
402
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,721
No, I'm a NASA astronaut.
403
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,558
I just have a dual citizenship, so...
404
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:54,725
Okay.
405
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,770
So, tell me all the cool stuff
you did in space.
406
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,524
Don't you worry, there'll be plenty
of time to talk about semiconductors.
407
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:06,320
Oh, that reminds me. I need you
to schedule your colonoscopy.
408
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,030
Oh.
409
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,282
Logan.
410
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,451
Okay. Don't do that either.
411
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,996
You know what? Just stop by my office.
412
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,831
In fact, better yet, um,
413
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,999
email me.
414
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,294
And maybe call me Dr. O'Leary from now on.
415
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,921
Cheerio, Dr. O'Leary!
416
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,049
Yeah.
417
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:31,262
Well, Mom, I'm actually here.
418
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,556
Johnson Space Center.
419
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,892
It's so rad.
420
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,686
There are rockets and scientists
everywhere.
421
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,354
The astronauts are hot, by the way.
422
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,939
One in particular.
423
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,383
Wish I could get your take on him.
424
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,484
Let me just say: British and glasses.
425
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:49,071
Anyway, I'm already convinced
that I'm gonna fricking love it here.
426
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,407
Space, here we come.
427
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,451
Hi.
428
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,290
Allergies.
429
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,792
Oh! Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
430
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,044
Okay. It's gone. It's gone.
431
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,670
Sorry.
432
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,798
Hi. I'm Rex. I'm your new roommate.
433
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,967
Violet Marie.
434
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,595
- I'll be on my way.
- What? No, no, no, no, no.
435
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,931
The incense is gone. Gone. Finished.
436
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,350
I can't do this.
437
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,019
I'm not supposed to be an astronaut.
Look at me.
438
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,521
- What?
- God, look away.
439
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:23,814
Oh, uh...
440
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,194
You look pretty fierce to me.
441
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,072
I have asthma, migraines, acid reflux,
442
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,033
anxiety, rosacea and insomnia, and more.
443
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:37,328
Wow. You're hard-core!
444
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,390
I know six other people who applied who'd
be way better than me. And they know it.
445
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,415
Well...
446
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:46,128
Do they need it as bad as you? Because
you look like you need to have some fun.
447
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,463
Is this fun?
448
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,884
An all-expense paid trip to fricking NASA
449
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,553
to chase the dreams
we once thought unachievable?
450
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,533
I mean, that sounds pretty epic to me.
451
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,895
I saw some cute guys.
452
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,481
And girls.
453
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,192
There she is!
454
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:12,405
Hello and welcome.
455
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:16,701
I am Rudolph Bolton, and I am
the chief of the Astronaut Office.
456
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,704
If you're thinking,
"Wow, what a cool title,"
457
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,789
you are right.
458
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,416
Shit yeah, it is.
459
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,711
You are here because you are
astronaut candidates for NASA.
460
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,797
If anyone is in the wrong room,
now is the time to leave,
461
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,092
or you may find yourself in space.
462
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,097
Well...
463
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,242
I want to introduce the two staff members
464
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,351
who will be most involved
in your day-to-day lives
465
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,396
- over these next months.
- Someone's in the wrong room. Just sayin'.
466
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:50,276
Between the two of them,
they have seven space walks, six patents,
467
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,864
one Air Force cross
from the Royal Air Force,
468
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,409
and 12 months
at the International Space Station.
469
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,038
Dr. Logan O'Leary, deputy director.
470
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:07,168
And Dr. Pam Proctor,
our director of operations.
471
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,170
Pam Proctor is a legend.
472
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:12,089
She has the highest IQ
of any astronaut ever tested.
473
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:17,178
I mean, she picks her own assignments
and everyone here's too afraid to say no.
474
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,222
- That's so hot.
- Hard agree.
475
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,933
Now, next year at this time,
476
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:26,020
we will be sending our next expedition
to the International Space Station.
477
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,648
Which means that some of you here,
in this audience,
478
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,110
will have the chance to be
a part of history.
479
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,612
Definitely me.
480
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,048
Over the next nine weeks,
481
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:40,076
{\an8}you will be trained and tested
and most of you will not pass.
482
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:44,121
You will become familiar with the inside
and out of the International Space Station
483
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,166
and learn how to fix
anything that could go wrong there.
484
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,294
You will strive for top physical
and mental stamina
485
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,505
in order to take
the weighted treadmill test
486
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,507
and the isolation analog.
487
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,718
You will learn Russian,
how to fly an S-21 fighter jet
488
00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,763
and brush up on aeronautics and physics.
489
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,683
And some of you will make it
to the Mars habitat challenge.
490
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,852
But try not to worry about that one yet.
491
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:11,440
We have a special name
for astronaut candidates.
492
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,834
Now, when this training period is done,
493
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,404
all but four of you
will have returned home.
494
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:21,951
But you can all
consider yourselves "AsCans."
495
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,080
What?
496
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:45,224
So I would so much love
to hear a little bit about everyone.
497
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:48,853
I'll go first.
498
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:54,650
I'm Stacy Kellogg, but everyone calls me
Dr. Stacy, including my four children.
499
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,985
Yes, four.
500
00:28:56,068 --> 00:29:00,030
I'm a doctor of emergency medicine
and my passion is high performance.
501
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:03,617
And my children's high performance.
502
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,292
Miriam Osprey.
503
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,420
I spent the last six years
in extreme isolation
504
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:17,214
studying the behavioral patterns
of arctic Mammalia.
505
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:22,261
My discoveries led my alumni magazine
to dub me the "Dr. Ruth of penguins."
506
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:24,763
So, I sued them.
507
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,933
- Hmm. Whoa.
- Fun.
508
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:32,229
Um, I'm Hector...
Sorry. I am Hector Kaneko.
509
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:34,732
Uh, I am a doggy dad,
510
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,108
a smoothie chef
511
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:40,821
and the best selfie artist in the
MIT biology department, by a light-year.
512
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:44,575
MIT. Nice to meet you, dude.
513
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:46,660
Uh...
514
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:49,955
Grace Jackson.
515
00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:51,040
Career: military.
516
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,210
I can't really get into the specifics,
so don't ask.
517
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,296
It's...
518
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,798
- It's you.
- No, it's not.
519
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,676
Oh.
520
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,306
Someone else go.
521
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,766
Come on, roomie.
522
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:11,936
Get up there.
523
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,979
Uh, Violet Marie Vislawski.
524
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:20,569
I self-publish romance novels
under a nom de plume.
525
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,364
Quel nom?
526
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,991
I will only say
527
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:28,160
they are all set in space.
528
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,706
And I'm the winner of
the office Oscar pool every year
529
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:35,584
at the Stanford Synchrotron
Radiation Lightsource lab.
530
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,837
You're a physicist?
531
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,383
Cool, cool, cool.
532
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,468
Captain America, it's your turn.
533
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,806
Captain Jack Mancini, Air Force, Arizona.
534
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,267
I got two preteen girls and an ex-wife.
535
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,186
You're damn straight I'm ready
to get to space as fast as possible.
536
00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,984
How about you?
537
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:02,945
Oh.
538
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,533
Rex Simpson. I am a Florida girl.
539
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,496
My real name is Tiffany but when
I was younger, I used to walk like this.
540
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,664
T. rex, Rex, so... You know.
541
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:16,208
Anyway. I am a mixologist,
542
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:20,879
an ATV chick, a daydream believer
and a big fan of space.
543
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,550
- Love that. Yeah.
- Yeah. Right.
544
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,138
If I were the first person
to be marooned in space,
545
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,390
I wouldn't mind.
546
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,148
Sick group, guys.
547
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,151
When the big bang happened,
548
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:47,072
the universe expanded 100 times its size
in less than a second.
549
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:50,034
And that's what the first few days
of AsCan training felt like.
550
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,579
{\an8}Like, whoa.
551
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,625
Simpson, take us through how we calculate
552
00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,461
for the Canadarm's moment of inertia
if it were on Earth.
553
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:06,091
Uh, yes. Well, I would, um...
554
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:10,387
Um...
555
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,099
I'm sorry. I'm not sure.
556
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,144
Reshawn.
557
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,857
But also like, "Wow."
558
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,777
Gather round, AsCans. Gather round.
559
00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:28,947
Now, I'm sure you're
all very excited right now
560
00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:32,201
because these are the exact replicas
561
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:35,204
of the International Space Station
modules. Exact.
562
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:38,916
Question,
563
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:42,086
what are the three worst things
that could happen to the Space Station?
564
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,962
Ammonia leak.
565
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:45,589
- Fire.
- Alien attack.
566
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:46,757
Depressurization.
567
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:48,676
And that could happen how?
568
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,846
Structural damage,
collision with a meteorite, human error.
569
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,435
Levels are normal. Oxygen at 21%.
570
00:32:58,519 --> 00:32:59,788
Thank you, AsCan Mancini.
571
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,730
Copy that, Mancini.
572
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,375
There's a fire in the command module!
573
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,818
Kaneko, Jackson. Fire port.
574
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,487
I should probably do this but whatever.
575
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,199
- Oh, wow.
- That didn't stop the alarm.
576
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,243
That means that the fire has spread.
577
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,911
Simpson, seal the module.
578
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,579
We're evacuating to Columbus.
579
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,748
- 10-4, Commander Dr. Stacy.
- Copy that.
580
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,667
Hit them with the micrometeorites.
581
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,548
Pow-pow. Pow.
582
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,609
Move, move, move.
583
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,928
- Vi, you good?
- All good. Real good.
584
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,805
Hey, if you two die in here,
585
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:38,642
it only makes me look bad
and I think you know that. Now, let's go!
586
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,645
Doc, I got this.
587
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,606
Vi, roomie, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
588
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:47,276
Look at me. Look at me. It's your roomie.
589
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,111
Hey, I'm gonna tell you a story, okay?
590
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:52,865
This one time, I went to
a Kelly Clarkson concert which rocked.
591
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:56,076
- Until I got stuck in a porta-potty.
- Oh, my God.
592
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,246
I was totally freaking out,
I was hyperventilating.
593
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,123
And then, you know what I did?
594
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,625
I pulled instead of pushed.
595
00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,712
Do you see what I'm trying to say?
I wasn't trapped.
596
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,547
It was all in my head.
597
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,175
- In my head.
- Mm-hmm.
598
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,427
There is a way out.
599
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,387
There is?
600
00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:16,597
It's right behind me.
601
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,767
Let's go! Come on. Let's go.
602
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,311
You got this.
603
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:28,776
She certainly has the placid comportment
for an astronaut.
604
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,528
- Simpson.
- Oh, yeah.
605
00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,739
No, she'd be great to do shrooms with.
606
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,285
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Oh.
607
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,330
But, oh, my nerd. That look.
608
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,999
Oh, honey.
One day you're gonna retire from here
609
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,793
and you're gonna let loose.
610
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,881
Welcome back to Muscle Explosion.
611
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,146
Hello, you've reached
Nadine's House of Contours.
612
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:12,194
Oh, hello. I'm trying to reach
the Marine Recovery Lab,
613
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,862
and Dr. Theresa Yang.
614
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,989
This is Logan O'Leary
from the Johnson Space Center
615
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,242
calling about Dr. Tiffany Simpson.
616
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,206
Uh, um. And this is the number you have
for Dr...
617
00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:28,627
Uh, Theresa Yang.
Dr. Simpson listed her as a reference.
618
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,005
She did, didn't she?
619
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,924
Um...
620
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,302
Can you just please hold for a moment?
621
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:38,887
Okay.
622
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,141
Okay.
623
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,610
Hello. This is Dr. Yang speaking.
624
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155
Oh, Dr. Yang. Hello.
This is Logan O'Leary of NASA.
625
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,867
Logan, big fan.
626
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,285
- Big fan, Logan.
- Oh.
627
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,828
Thank you. Um,
628
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,079
- Dr. Yang...
- Yes.
629
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,664
...would you just verify for me
630
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:09,209
that Dr. Tiffany Simpson worked
with injured killer whales
631
00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:12,254
at the lab under your supervision
for two years?
632
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,090
Sure glad you asked, Logan.
633
00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:17,551
God, what years those were.
634
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:18,760
Greatest years.
635
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:23,056
The ones that we spent
working with the Orcinus orca,
636
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,017
which are carnivorous.
637
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,021
Well, that sounds like a yes.
638
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:33,191
And how would you describe
Dr. Simpson's demeanor?
639
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,484
- Water.
- You know,
640
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:39,740
I would say that Dr. Simpson
is extremely chill.
641
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,075
Extremely chill.
642
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,829
- And what about...
- Cold one, please.
643
00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,956
- ...her ability to work with others?
- What?
644
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,835
- Cold, please.
- I heard you. Piss off.
645
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:52,920
Excuse me?
646
00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:54,504
Uh, no, Logan.
647
00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:56,590
No. No, no, no.
648
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,508
What? Huh?
649
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,428
Uh. Oh, no!
650
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,973
Emergency with the...
with the whales over here. Gotta go.
651
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,602
God, I wish Rex were here
to make everything better.
652
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:14,066
Honestly,
he was acting really aggressively
653
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,985
and I'm glad you're here because...
654
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,238
we felt unsafe.
655
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,784
Yo, I love babies.
656
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,583
Um...
657
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,126
Sorry about that.
658
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,966
Dr. Simpson, you understand this is just
a "get to know you" conversation?
659
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,052
I'm fricking psyched.
660
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:45,472
I mean, thank you guys so much
for, you know, taking a chance.
661
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,765
You're welcome.
662
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,809
No. We don't see it that way,
AsCan Simpson.
663
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:49,893
- No. No.
- I mean, sure,
664
00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:52,396
your résumé may not look
like everyone else's,
665
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:56,858
but you clearly display a facility
for engineering and design
666
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,152
that we are absolutely looking for
667
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,571
in this next ten years
of space exploration.
668
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,241
Thank you. I mean, I...
669
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,827
I think so. I hope so.
670
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,871
- I mean, I have a lot of ideas for Mars.
- All right.
671
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,249
Tell us about your work with the orcas.
672
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,669
Well, I grew up in Florida,
673
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,296
going to the beach almost every day
with my mom,
674
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,466
who was just so in love with
the natural world.
675
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:24,636
So that part was, you know, a bit homage.
676
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:28,849
So was that why you got into
that area of research?
677
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:30,851
You thought it would be rewarding?
678
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,063
Um...
679
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,148
I'm sorry. What?
680
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,568
Well, it's just that
your degree is in mechanical engineering,
681
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,029
but your research is in marine biology.
682
00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:43,530
How did you get there?
683
00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:51,163
- Can I see that? If you could just... Okay.
- Oh, yes. Of course. There you go.
684
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,497
No.
685
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,753
{\an8}"Dear sir or madame of NASA.
686
00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,630
{\an8}What you are about to read is a dream.
687
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,925
{\an8}My life thus far has been a dream.
688
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:08,096
{\an8}I've achieved so many epic
and impressive things
689
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:12,517
{\an8}in my professional life,
except for becoming an astronaut."
690
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,146
Uh, um...
691
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,403
Is everything all right?
692
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,658
Um...
693
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:36,875
I, um...
694
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,969
I misspelled astronaut.
695
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,263
- Who hasn't? Right?
- It happens all the time.
696
00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:51,264
- Right?
- What?
697
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,600
- Yeah.
- It is common. Yeah, it is.
698
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:58,271
Other than that, I am fricking fantastic.
699
00:39:58,355 --> 00:39:59,564
Yeah.
700
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,651
And to answer your...
your question, Dr. Bolton, my, um...
701
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,946
...my work at the Whale Lab,
702
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:09,908
it was mechanical
in its engineering, so...
703
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,700
Oh.
704
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,496
Oh, um. Yeah. So they, uh,
705
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,207
they had this rope and pulley system
when I got there.
706
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:21,211
You know, to lift the whales
out of the pool to wash them, and, um...
707
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,255
I'm sorry, to wash them?
708
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,632
Why would that be necessary?
709
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,136
Exactly.
710
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:32,180
Exactly, which is why
I destroyed that system
711
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,975
and I had these underwater jets installed
712
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,352
to massage these magnificent creatures.
713
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,564
And, you know, after that,
I shifted my focus.
714
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:45,902
To the synthesis of engineering
and animal behavior?
715
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,363
Bingo bongo, Bolton.
716
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,614
Ah.
717
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,116
- Bingo bongo.
- Good.
718
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,200
Okay, yeah.
719
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,910
I asked you to spell-check.
720
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:56,329
You took everything out
about my résumé being made-up
721
00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:57,956
and said it wasn't made-up.
722
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,625
I know. I'm sorry, okay? I just...
723
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,795
I just wanted you to, like,
make it to a phone interview
724
00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:06,923
and get your confidence back
and start taking yourself seriously again.
725
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,968
God, but, girl,
you gotta get out of there.
726
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,219
- I know.
- No, like,
727
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,722
this is the US government
we're talking about, okay?
728
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,433
They're gonna force-feed you crack
and give you syphilis
729
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,810
if they find out your résumé's a lie.
730
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,395
I know.
731
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,646
I'll call you back.
732
00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,098
Dude.
733
00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:59,684
Dude, I know.
734
00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:02,187
Dude?
735
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:03,772
Girl?
736
00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,776
- I think I gotta stay.
- No.
737
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,611
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Nadine,
738
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:12,614
I was born to do this.
I can't explain it, but I can feel it.
739
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,199
Rex.
740
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,283
Look at me.
741
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,452
You are a bartender, okay?
742
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,413
Now get your ass back home
before you hurt somebody or yourself.
743
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:22,499
Look, once you let your dreams
out of the box,
744
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:24,459
you can't just shove them back in.
745
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,336
Okay? I have to at least try.
746
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,096
Remember, trust no one.
747
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,180
Wha...
748
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:46,064
I feel like that sounded bad.
749
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:51,820
You are a bartender?
750
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:54,906
How did you get into this program?
751
00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,537
A well-meaning friend
enhanced my credentials
752
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,997
without me knowing.
753
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,082
Well...
754
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:10,171
As Gwendolyn, the heroine of my novel,
once said to the defense minister,
755
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,715
"I know your secret.
756
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,134
And now you know mine."
757
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,804
Rex, I wanna be up at the space station
a year from now,
758
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:22,892
but why would they let a nine-toed freak
into this fine institution?
759
00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,353
Nine-toed.
760
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,898
I know you suspected as much.
761
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,736
I mean, I don't even know
if that's really a problem.
762
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,530
Wait.
763
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,490
Rex,
764
00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:41,077
I believe there is a way
we can help each other.
765
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,330
Yes.
766
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,123
How?
767
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,709
I need to get in shape.
768
00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:50,503
And you've seen my butt.
769
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:52,380
Yes, I have.
770
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:55,258
So I was thinking you could work me out
771
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:59,721
and I could catch you up on the things
that you are pretending to know.
772
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,848
Wait, really? Really?
773
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,350
Okay, yes! Yes, yes.
774
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,560
This is my real second chance.
775
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,104
You got this.
776
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,940
To get the velocities to align,
777
00:44:11,024 --> 00:44:13,360
players must ensure
the spacecraft departs the Earth's SOI.
778
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:16,237
Slow is fine. Just don't stop.
779
00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:22,409
I feel like I missed something and now
it's just formula on top of formula.
780
00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:23,536
It is, yes.
781
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,306
Okay, I've got
an industrial engineering brain.
782
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,331
Applied physics.
783
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,254
This math is just not
how my brain works, dude.
784
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:34,464
I can't. I'm not a runner.
I'm not a runner.
785
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,841
Not today, you're not.
786
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,695
Look, all you have to do
is put one foot in front of the other.
787
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,096
One step at a time.
788
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,681
Just keep showing up. You'll get there.
789
00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:48,353
Vi, what's the worst that'll happen?
790
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,022
What is the worst that happens, Rex?
791
00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:53,441
Oh, Goddess. Save me.
792
00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:55,110
You get the answer wrong?
793
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:56,611
You fall down.
794
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,029
You pee your little pants.
795
00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,156
That sucks. But so what?
796
00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:04,411
A little failure, a little embarrassment
won't kill you,
797
00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,746
but giving up on yourself could.
798
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,876
Fine.
799
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,295
But giving up on yourself could.
800
00:45:16,256 --> 00:45:17,799
Guys, get a grip.
801
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,635
Pull it together.
802
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:22,595
You think I'm a dick?
803
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:26,766
Wait until you hear about
what space does to your muscles, guys.
804
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:29,269
We're talking Goldfish crackers, guys.
805
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,937
Dust, okay?
806
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,730
You need to be fit as a fiddle.
807
00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,024
You, not me. I can do whatever.
808
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,318
What? I'm saving up for later.
809
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,195
Whatever.
810
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,198
No, Vi, Vi, Vi. No, no, no.
811
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:43,825
Come on. Think about something else.
812
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,577
Okay, we need a distraction.
813
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:49,998
♪ I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪
814
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,082
No singing.
815
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,626
♪ I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way ♪
816
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:54,544
Come on!
817
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:57,464
♪ Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪
818
00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,424
♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪
819
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,926
♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪
820
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:05,972
♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪
821
00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:09,601
♪ But here's my number
So call me, maybe ♪
822
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:13,730
♪ And all the other boys try to chase me ♪
823
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,858
♪ But here's my number
So call me, maybe ♪
824
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,776
Can you just shut the f...
825
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,989
Oh, dear God.
826
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:25,783
Time's up.
827
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:29,370
Okay.
828
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,706
- AsCans Simpson, Vislawski, Mancini...
- Hey.
829
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,666
- ...you're finished. Wow. Okay.
- That's it.
830
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,751
Whoo!
831
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:37,754
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
832
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:41,966
{\an8}AsCans, we have made
our first round of cuts.
833
00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:43,510
And, uh...
834
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:47,931
as challenging
as you may have found the past two weeks,
835
00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,476
it was just the beginning. I...
836
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,312
Sorry.
837
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,699
Why the frown, AsCan Simpson?
838
00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:08,993
Things getting a little too real for you?
839
00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:13,540
Why are you such a biznatch, dude?
What did I do to you?
840
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,960
I know you're a fraud.
841
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,131
Ha ha! A fraud?
I mean, what does that even mean?
842
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,134
Well, I suspect
you inflated your qualifications
843
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:26,427
in order to be here.
844
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,137
And I'm gonna be up front with you.
845
00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:31,182
I'm not letting you take my seat, Rex.
846
00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:33,685
Well, I'm gonna be up front with you,
okay?
847
00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:36,145
I am a pro-woman woman,
848
00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,522
unless that woman is against me,
849
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:39,983
in which case,
I am very much against that woman
850
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:45,029
with all my fierce,
ferocious "femininininity."
851
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,032
Okay.
852
00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,869
Then let's get fierce.
853
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,915
♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make you ♪
854
00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:57,792
♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make you ♪
855
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,128
♪ Onset, make you bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce ♪
856
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,963
♪ Onset, make you work up sweat ♪
857
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,172
Dr. Stacy: You're cheating!
858
00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:04,591
Rex: That's what your mama said.
859
00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:07,594
Bet it's been a long while
since you've been a passenger
860
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:08,678
in one of these babies?
861
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:13,141
Yep. I am usually the pilot.
862
00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:23,109
Greetings your majestic
celestial holiness.
863
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,446
Is it a dynamic coefficient
of friction or static?
864
00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,031
Vi?
865
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:30,742
{\an8}♪ Check the lecture. How's the texture? ♪
866
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,553
{\an8}♪ Better the measure to make 'em all say
"Yes sir!" ♪
867
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,471
{\an8}♪ Give 'em the pleasure and never settle
For less ♪
868
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:36,205
♪ Put me on a wing that's set to fly ♪
869
00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,333
♪ No one never thought I'd get so high ♪
870
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,960
♪ Not another thing that's left to climb ♪
871
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:45,173
They are my mental and physical inferiors.
872
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,426
Whoo!
873
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,346
♪ Leave you dead in the dirt ♪
874
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,932
♪ Onset make you work up sweat an' a ♪
875
00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:58,895
Shall you spare me,
I offer them to you as a sacrifice
876
00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:03,399
and submit myself
as a willing combatant in your regime.
877
00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:05,902
♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make ya ♪
878
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,987
♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make ya ♪
879
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:10,573
♪ Work, work, work, work. Oh! ♪
880
00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,533
Everybody got their water?
881
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:16,412
That water that you're holding right now
is your only friend.
882
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,164
Not me.
883
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,749
I'm not your friend
884
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:24,212
because I can't tell you
when we're gonna let you out of your pods
885
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,215
because that would lessen
the psychological torment.
886
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:30,677
Now go.
887
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,930
The physical, the mental.
I will not break. I will not break.
888
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:35,699
- Here we go.
- Good luck.
889
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,076
- Cowabunga.
- Let's do this.
890
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,078
- I'm ready.
- We got this.
891
00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:41,729
I'm fine. I'm gonna hypnotize myself.
892
00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,333
I did it for the birth of my children.
893
00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:45,149
It's as easy as one, two...
894
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,633
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
895
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:21,352
Gwendolyn unzipped Roger's compartment
and slipped inside.
896
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,484
{\an8}It's so bright.
897
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,613
Benny?
Benny, is that you with the supplies?
898
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,493
Benny's dead, you idiot.
899
00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,203
You ate him.
900
00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:49,338
{\an8}Dude.
901
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,633
Dude.
902
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:00,516
Dude.
903
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,810
Can I tell you something crazy right now?
904
00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:03,936
Claro que sí.
905
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,480
Everything you see around you,
906
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,523
everything including your fingernails
907
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,275
- and Keanu Reeves...
- Where?
908
00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:12,653
Everything is made of stardust.
909
00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:13,988
That's how all life began.
910
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,748
Do you know what that means?
911
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,001
It means you're made out of
the same stuff they are, Rex.
912
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:30,463
Same exact stuff.
913
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:33,049
You can do this, dude.
914
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,157
Time's up.
915
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,266
You did it, AsCan Simpson.
916
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,227
We're all stardust.
917
00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:50,191
The arm rotates here.
This is all titanium.
918
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,193
Tell me about the friction.
919
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,277
Simpson?
920
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:57,865
Well, when two objects of the same metal
rub against each other,
921
00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:00,302
the friction is higher
than if they were different materials.
922
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,036
And why do we want that in space?
923
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,581
Because of Newton's first law.
924
00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:09,544
An object in motion will stay in motion
unless acted on by an outside force.
925
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,463
And with no gravity,
there is no outside force.
926
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:17,552
So if the arm were to gain any momentum,
like if the operator moved it too fast,
927
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,221
you'd want there to be some friction
to slow it down.
928
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,223
Slow and steady up there.
929
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,808
Words to live by.
930
00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,143
That's right, Simpson.
931
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,656
Well, I'm busy as a beaver
here at test pilot school.
932
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:43,035
But I always got time to talk about Rex.
933
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:45,955
When I got your email,
I couldn't wait to call.
934
00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:47,748
Wonderful.
935
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:52,336
And how would you describe
Dr. Simpson's approach to flying the jets?
936
00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,214
Logan,
937
00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:59,176
you ever witnessed the majesty
of two snowy egrets mating?
938
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:04,765
I have not.
939
00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:06,767
Well,
940
00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:10,813
Rex could fly with somebody on her back
is what I'm saying.
941
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,399
Some people are born to dance.
942
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,359
Some to carjack.
943
00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:16,569
Rex?
944
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,571
She's born to fly, man.
945
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,281
Mmm.
946
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,743
That is a very compelling observation.
947
00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:27,955
Well, she's a compelling young lady.
What can I say?
948
00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:31,792
- Yes, she is.
- Sure is.
949
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,052
A man's cough, you know what I'm saying?
950
00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,098
AsCans forever.
951
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:48,351
Good luck, y'all.
952
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,020
They must be making more cuts.
953
00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:54,106
Oh, God. There goes my appetite.
954
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,650
Nothing.
955
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,234
I'm good. Yippee.
956
00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,070
I live another day.
957
00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:02,782
- All clear.
- "Friends of Gators, horoscopes."
958
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:06,452
Nothing.
959
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,459
Yeah. It's okay.
960
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,711
To be honest, I was not into it.
961
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:17,380
- Bye.
- Hey.
962
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,219
The universe has a dope plan for you,
my friend.
963
00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:24,595
Obviously.
964
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:28,349
Well, hey. Look me up, Simpson. We'll give
the boys something to talk about.
965
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,153
This is deadass crazy.
966
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:42,655
Was it the toe?
967
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,448
They don't tell you why.
They just cut you.
968
00:54:44,532 --> 00:54:47,660
- You've gotta talk to Pam and Logan.
- They're the ones who did this.
969
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,578
I'm sorry, Vi.
970
00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,497
Are you?
971
00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:54,542
I'm going home.
972
00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:58,421
Maybe if they knew the truth,
it would be you instead.
973
00:55:04,552 --> 00:55:06,137
Vi, come on.
974
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,430
Vi, please.
975
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,057
Look, I...
976
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,484
You're not gonna tell anyone, are you?
977
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,071
No.
978
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,827
You would make a good astronaut, Rex.
979
00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:31,579
That's the thing.
980
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,582
But deceit never ends well.
981
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,461
As Gwendolyn often says.
982
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,795
Vi, I'm...
983
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:55,811
Stop humming.
984
00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,480
I can't study unless I hum.
985
00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,231
Will you two stop?
986
00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,441
Now I can't focus.
987
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:04,653
Under pressure, atoms get excited
and bump into each other.
988
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:08,866
If living that Florida life has taught me
only one thing,
989
00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:12,161
it's that sometimes
you need to release that pressure.
990
00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,124
You're here late.
991
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,001
Hi.
992
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,461
Is she here?
993
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:21,545
Who?
994
00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:23,047
Pam.
995
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,050
You guys doing a little
late-night calculations?
996
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,176
What?
997
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:30,471
We don't do applied mathematics
if that's what you're getting at.
998
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,640
I was kidding about the Pam thing.
999
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,059
Oh, right. Yeah, of course.
1000
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,561
You know, I was coming by
to invite you to the bar.
1001
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:40,022
But now I am dragging you
to the bar tonight.
1002
00:56:40,106 --> 00:56:41,107
The bar.
1003
00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:45,694
Beyond this campus
there is a vast, vast world.
1004
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,780
A world full of bars.
1005
00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,282
And that's where we all need to go
to have some fun.
1006
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,867
Do you know what fun is?
1007
00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,160
I'm gonna show you.
1008
00:56:53,244 --> 00:56:54,787
So let's go. Come on!
1009
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,664
Right. Oh, oh.
1010
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,249
Rex, wait. Um...
1011
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,417
Tonight, of all the nights,
1012
00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,878
is not the night
you should be going out. Okay?
1013
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:06,799
I can't tell you why, but I can tell you
you all need to be sharp in the morning.
1014
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,425
All right?
1015
00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:11,512
So, one drink?
1016
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,723
- It's really not a good idea.
- One drink?
1017
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:16,892
I can't.
1018
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,019
This is the face of one drink.
1019
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,773
No. But, thank you.
1020
00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,862
Whoo!
1021
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:31,031
Virgil, Virgil. Let's get my friends
another round of drinks!
1022
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,367
These people need to have some fun!
1023
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,583
Whoo!
1024
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,712
♪ Feel like letting go ♪
1025
00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:49,258
♪ It takes your mind and soul ♪
1026
00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:53,762
♪ Feel like letting go ♪
1027
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:55,931
♪ Feel like letting go ♪
1028
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,184
♪ It takes your mind and soul ♪
1029
00:57:58,267 --> 00:57:59,977
♪ It takes your mind and... ♪
1030
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,229
♪ You ain't gotta feel alone ♪
1031
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,481
♪ You ain't gotta feel alone ♪
1032
00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:06,901
♪ Let the music take a hold ♪
1033
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:21,290
♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1034
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,960
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1035
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,798
♪ Down at the New Amsterdam ♪
1036
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,885
♪ Staring at this yellow-haired girl ♪
1037
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,846
♪ Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation ♪
1038
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,934
♪ With a black-haired flamenco dancer ♪
1039
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,313
♪ And she dances
While his father plays guitar ♪
1040
00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:46,565
♪ She's suddenly beautiful ♪
1041
00:58:46,649 --> 00:58:49,902
♪ And we all want something beautiful ♪
1042
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:53,322
♪ Man, I wish I was beautiful ♪
1043
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:57,576
♪ So come dance this silence
Down through the morning ♪
1044
00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:02,248
♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la, yeah ♪
1045
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:11,131
♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪
1046
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,550
♪ Tell each other fairy tales ♪
1047
00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:16,428
♪ And we stare at the beautiful women ♪
1048
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,597
♪ She's looking at you ♪
1049
00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:21,433
♪ Ah, no, no, she's looking at me ♪
1050
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:23,936
♪ Starin' at the bright lights ♪
1051
00:59:24,812 --> 00:59:27,523
♪ Coming through in stereo ♪
1052
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:31,235
♪ When everybody loves you ♪
1053
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:35,489
♪ You can never be lonely ♪
1054
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:43,247
♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪
1055
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,208
- ♪ Big star ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna be a big star ♪
1056
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,752
Forgot that bit.
1057
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,473
We might never know
1058
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:06,186
the answers to many of the questions
about our origins.
1059
01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:08,397
But every day...
1060
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,899
You wait until you see Florida
from space, Rex.
1061
01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:13,444
...new discoveries about our galaxy.
1062
01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,945
The color of the water.
1063
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,072
Yeah?
1064
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:18,991
Yeah.
1065
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,788
Do you ever think
when we envision something,
1066
01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:26,707
like achieving a dream or something,
1067
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,834
it's because we already did it?
1068
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:34,173
Hmm, I don't think I follow.
1069
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,011
- Everything's energy, right?
- Mm-hmm.
1070
01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:42,890
So let's say the energy
from you being an astronaut
1071
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,309
is expanding out in the universe.
1072
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,644
And then the universe
bounced it back to us.
1073
01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:49,772
So we think we're making
our dreams happen,
1074
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,775
but in fact, we already did it,
1075
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,736
and it's being bounced back to us
as an idea.
1076
01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:01,241
- Is this a multiverse theory?
- No.
1077
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,326
Oh.
1078
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,828
So you're a sci-fi nut?
1079
01:01:04,912 --> 01:01:06,663
I'm an AsCan,
1080
01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:09,666
and I know that space
has radioactive density, dude.
1081
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,752
And free streaming neutrinos.
1082
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,796
Gravitational waves.
1083
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,423
I mean, there has to be
a couple other ways
1084
01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:18,967
the universe could polarize energy flow.
1085
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,053
Don't you think?
1086
01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:29,103
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just blow your mind?
1087
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,815
Little bit, yeah.
1088
01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:39,029
I don't know.
Maybe it's none of those things.
1089
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,409
Maybe it's just when a mom
wants something for her kid so badly
1090
01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:46,745
she can bend the laws of physics
to make it happen.
1091
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:52,918
I think your mom must be amazed by you.
1092
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:57,297
She's gone.
1093
01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,800
Yeah. Ten years.
1094
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,760
Cancer.
1095
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,471
Oh.
1096
01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:06,974
I'm sorry.
1097
01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:15,816
She's here, though.
1098
01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:21,655
Yeah.
1099
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:25,868
Rex.
1100
01:02:26,994 --> 01:02:28,036
Yeah?
1101
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,498
The way that you do things.
1102
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,502
The way your mind works.
1103
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:41,425
It's awesome.
1104
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:46,722
Awesome.
1105
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,017
Yeah.
1106
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:03,447
Shit.
1107
01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:05,657
- But...
- You've got to get inside.
1108
01:03:05,741 --> 01:03:07,993
All of you. Back to the dorms. Now!
1109
01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:09,828
Shit.
1110
01:03:09,912 --> 01:03:11,121
- Going that way?
- Speedy.
1111
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,170
♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪
1112
01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:22,174
♪ Tell each other fairy tales ♪
1113
01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:31,600
Up and at 'em!
1114
01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,143
This is it, AsCans.
1115
01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,479
The moment you've all been dreading.
1116
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:40,484
Yes. It's time for the simulation!
1117
01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:43,904
Sorry. Please, carry on.
1118
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:47,699
You are now in the Mars Habitat
in Warehouse 3
1119
01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:51,662
where you will remain
for the next 14 days.
1120
01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,121
You cannot leave.
1121
01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:55,499
You must complete your experiments,
1122
01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:58,001
you must ration food and water,
1123
01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:00,420
exercise, check your vitals
1124
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,422
and operate as a team.
1125
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:07,135
We will be monitoring you 24-7
from these live feeds.
1126
01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:10,556
And we will be throwing you curveballs,
1127
01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:15,143
because space will throw you curveballs.
1128
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,646
Curveballs!
1129
01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:18,939
Are you drunk?
1130
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:22,484
Surely you jest.
1131
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:25,904
Wow! W...
1132
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,268
Generator failure.
1133
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,774
The auxiliary generator
is operating on 45%.
1134
01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,318
Check the solar panels.
1135
01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,528
Panel A is experiencing obstruction.
1136
01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:10,991
{\an8}I'm up.
1137
01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:15,704
There's a fire in the lab.
1138
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:16,848
The hatch has been breached.
1139
01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:18,332
The toilet's broken.
1140
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:19,625
Water's tainted.
1141
01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,375
Dust storm.
1142
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,709
Terrific.
1143
01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:05,087
The storm has dislodged the comms antenna.
1144
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:08,090
- I'll suit up and do it.
- No, Grace. I will.
1145
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:11,176
The cooling system's down.
Generator's at 12%.
1146
01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:12,803
We're through!
1147
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,864
- Let me out of here.
- No, no, no. Don't open that.
1148
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,008
- No!
- There's a dust storm!
1149
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,350
You will not. Do not... You will not.
1150
01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,143
Wake up, you psychos.
1151
01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:21,561
This isn't real.
1152
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:25,357
There is a world outside this door
and it doesn't smell like your farts.
1153
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,651
Sorry.
1154
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,111
Not you. Her.
1155
01:06:30,112 --> 01:06:32,781
Look. It's day 13. We've got one day left.
1156
01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:35,409
You walk out now, you're eliminated.
1157
01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:42,624
- It's one day. It's only one day.
- I can't! Let me out.
1158
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:43,834
You need to chill!
1159
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,378
- You need to chill!
- Get off me!
1160
01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:47,629
Get away from the door!
1161
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,005
Get off me, Flori...
1162
01:06:49,089 --> 01:06:50,757
- Get off me, Floribama!
- Chill out!
1163
01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,759
You stop it!
1164
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:55,137
It's okay. Everything's gonna be...
1165
01:06:57,055 --> 01:06:59,933
Okay. You know what? Fine.
I could do this all day. Okay?
1166
01:07:00,434 --> 01:07:02,310
But remember, they're watching.
1167
01:07:11,570 --> 01:07:12,612
Freestyle.
1168
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,906
- What?
- Yeah. She's already crying. Freestyle.
1169
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,293
Your colleague, Dr. Kellogg,
has stumbled in from outside
1170
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,545
after collecting soil samples
in the dust storm.
1171
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,172
She's not talking sense.
1172
01:07:30,756 --> 01:07:32,883
- They're giving you an on-ramp.
- I can't.
1173
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,342
Come back to us, Doc.
1174
01:07:34,426 --> 01:07:36,470
Forget it, Rex. Let's cut bait.
1175
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,097
It's our fault. We drove her to madness.
1176
01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:41,808
The dust storm isn't real.
It's not... It's not real.
1177
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:43,435
It's not real. Is it? Is it?
1178
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:45,228
Okay. Listen up, dudes.
1179
01:07:45,312 --> 01:07:48,231
If there was ever a group of fighters,
it's this group.
1180
01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,859
Okay? You're tough. You're mean.
1181
01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:51,985
You're full of grit.
1182
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,489
And sometimes,
I'm worried you're all psychotic.
1183
01:07:56,198 --> 01:07:58,533
But we are in a dust storm. Okay?
1184
01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:02,078
And one of our own is in trouble,
so we need to pull together. Now.
1185
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,252
Doc?
1186
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,963
Who's the president?
1187
01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,801
Dr. Stacy Kellogg, who is the president?
1188
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:21,932
Everyone knows
1189
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,352
that the president of the United States
is Joe.
1190
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,063
Joe Jonas.
1191
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,670
All right. Come on, Doc. We gotta get you
to lie down. Come on. Quick.
1192
01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:37,864
- Put me in as goalie, Coach.
- Delusional. Possible hallucinations.
1193
01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:41,451
The last time I forgot where I was,
1194
01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,954
I was at the Panama Beach City
Ping-Pong Tournament.
1195
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,915
And I hadn't had a drop of water all day.
1196
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,083
Dehydration.
1197
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:52,087
Stacy, It's Coach. I promise to
put you back in when it's crunch time.
1198
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:56,299
But first,
let's do a little saline IV, okay?
1199
01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:59,427
Okay. You two. No going out of the hatch
until the dust storm has passed.
1200
01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,387
Okay.
1201
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,750
- Grace, check the radar?
- Yeah.
1202
01:09:02,681 --> 01:09:03,807
What's the radar say?
1203
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,559
Seventeen minutes left.
1204
01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:06,685
Dang it.
1205
01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:09,479
Okay, we have to conserve, right?
1206
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,691
- Grace, power down the C-module.
- Copy that.
1207
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,814
- Captain Jack, troubleshoot the generator?
- On it.
1208
01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:23,076
One of the wires was disconnected.
1209
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,537
- Can you fix it?
- More like, "Did you already fix it?"
1210
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:26,621
'Cause I did.
1211
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,790
The cooling system is working.
1212
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,375
- Yeah.
- All right.
1213
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,793
We're back in business, baby!
1214
01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:33,879
Let's go.
1215
01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,422
- AsCans.
- Nice work, guys.
1216
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,424
We are great.
1217
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,803
Yeah, that's...
1218
01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:44,806
- Yeah. There you go.
- That feels good. That feels good.
1219
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,685
Simpson.
1220
01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:51,646
Today, you finally get to be the pilot.
1221
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:53,648
What'd you say your call sign was?
1222
01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:58,695
- Flamingo.
- Flamingo. Yeah!
1223
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:03,617
You're taking care of business today,
Flamingo. Let's go.
1224
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:06,912
Okay. This will do.
1225
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:09,497
Flamingo, come on! Let's go!
1226
01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:26,824
Hello!
1227
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:29,267
Oh, hello. This is Logan O'Leary of NASA.
1228
01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:32,312
I'm calling for Professor Jerry Garcia?
1229
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:34,731
His office told me to call at this time.
1230
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:37,901
Oh, y-yes. Well, you found him, son.
1231
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,986
- Excellent.
- Huh? C-Can you hear me all right?
1232
01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:43,198
It's a bit... it's a bit noisy
in the mechanics lab today.
1233
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,036
Yeah, yeah. No... no problem.
1234
01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,121
Um, as I said in my e-mail, Jerry,
1235
01:10:50,205 --> 01:10:54,000
I just wanted to ask you a few questions
about Dr. Tiffany Simpson.
1236
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:56,544
Okay, we're moving. Cool. Cool.
1237
01:10:56,628 --> 01:10:59,047
- Taxiing.
- Yep.
1238
01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,968
Every time feels like the first time.
1239
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,763
All right. Radio tower for clearance.
1240
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:09,933
Tow... Tow... Tower,
1241
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:14,270
this is Rex Simp... T, uh, 7-2-3.
1242
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,691
Runway clearance, please. No rush.
1243
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,568
7-2-3, line up and wait.
1244
01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,990
Gotta pee. Pee break?
1245
01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:26,825
All right. Check your instruments.
1246
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,494
Your instruments?
1247
01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:31,913
They seem excellent.
1248
01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:34,541
Okay, flight control.
Check all directions.
1249
01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:38,753
Little wobbly.
1250
01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:40,338
Yeah.
1251
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:43,466
Nothing the Flamingo can't handle,
am I right?
1252
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:51,891
I understand that when Tiffany Simpson
was your graduate student,
1253
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,935
she invented a superglue.
1254
01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:55,353
Oh, y-yes, well,
1255
01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:58,314
there's just so many discoveries
happening here every day.
1256
01:11:58,398 --> 01:12:00,442
Hard to keep track, but y-yeah.
1257
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,819
Yes, the glue. The glue.
1258
01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:08,908
You know that thing had ball bearings
sticking to ball bearings like...
1259
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:12,537
like a male egret sticks to the female,
you know what I mean?
1260
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:16,791
But, you know, actually, what...
what I'm trying to say is...
1261
01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,376
is Dr. Simpson was really...
1262
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,837
- really quite imaginative.
- I-I'm sorry.
1263
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,131
Did you just say "egret"?
1264
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,177
Ah! Oh, no, that's bad.
1265
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,137
We have an emergency.
1266
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,680
Sorry. Sorry about that.
1267
01:12:30,764 --> 01:12:33,725
Don't mind that sound.
Emergency over here.
1268
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,268
Just got out of hand and...
1269
01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:37,604
Oh. Oh, no.
1270
01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,316
Um.
1271
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:43,318
Oh, no, no.
1272
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,962
"Nadine's House of Contours"?
1273
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:09,636
Rex.
1274
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,395
"Bartender of the Year"?
1275
01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:23,066
My God, and so many alligators.
1276
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,575
Okay. The canal.
1277
01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:34,077
The locks are real.
1278
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,081
There's no lab. There's no school.
There's no graduation.
1279
01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:42,335
There's just Rex Simpson at a bar...
1280
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,130
where she works.
1281
01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:50,426
What in the name of Johannes Kepler
is going on?
1282
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,933
- Hello?
- Hi, Trish.
1283
01:13:57,016 --> 01:14:00,520
Is there any chance we could get
AsCan Simpson in for a meeting today?
1284
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,803
Uh, she's up at Ellington Field
for the rest of the day.
1285
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:05,024
Ah. Right. Yes, the airfield.
1286
01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:06,276
Flying.
1287
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,610
Oh, God.
1288
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,321
What's your go-no-go speed, Flamingo?
1289
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:14,742
- I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
- 135 knots.
1290
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,703
Hmm.
1291
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,206
7-2-3, you're clear for takeoff.
1292
01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:24,878
- Dear universe...
- Punch it, Flamingo.
1293
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,172
- ...I'm so sorry.
- Simpson, I said punch it!
1294
01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:31,968
Faster.
1295
01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,180
All right.
1296
01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:38,933
Yep, 60... 80... 110...
1297
01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:40,977
- Start pulling.
- Come on.
1298
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,478
135. Now, Simpson!
1299
01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:45,732
- Now! Simpson! Now! Time to fly!
- Oh, no! I can't fly. I can't fly.
1300
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:48,443
I can't fly!
1301
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:49,527
Whoo-hoo!
1302
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,574
Whoo!
1303
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,201
Here we go!
1304
01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,957
- Carefree.
- Whoo!
1305
01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,671
This is fricking epic!
1306
01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:10,632
Keep the nose up, Flamingo.
1307
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,342
Nose up. Roger that.
1308
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,030
You gotta stop telling that story.
1309
01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:18,094
- Eyes on your own...
- I'm just trying to help you.
1310
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,058
Give it to me!
1311
01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,184
Tower.
1312
01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:22,870
- Tower.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
1313
01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:24,938
This is Deputy Director Logan O'Leary.
1314
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,689
Connect me to Captain Elvis now.
1315
01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:28,417
Copy that, Deputy. Go for Elvis.
1316
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,319
- Rex! This is Logan.
- Logan!
1317
01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,613
Deputy Director,
we are in the middle of a lesson here.
1318
01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:36,199
Captain, she can't fly. You...
1319
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,992
I'm... I'm flying right now!
1320
01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:41,120
She's not a test pilot.
She's not an industrial engineer.
1321
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:44,624
In fact, I'm pretty sure
her entire résumé's been falsified.
1322
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,876
- I knew it!
- Nope.
1323
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,963
She's a bartender
with a high school education.
1324
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,548
She had her best friend
pretend to be six...
1325
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:55,301
six different professional references!
1326
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,262
Bartender?
1327
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,368
Well, then I need to remind you
1328
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:04,644
that I am not at the controls
of this plane!
1329
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,688
She's gonna kill us all.
1330
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,523
Just like I tried to tell you.
1331
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,941
Simpson.
1332
01:16:11,401 --> 01:16:13,194
We need you to come down now.
1333
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,574
Please don't kidnap me.
1334
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:23,371
I just started dating someone new,
and I'd like to see where it goes.
1335
01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,417
It's awesome that you met somebody.
1336
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:35,883
So, um,
is this thing hard to land or what?
1337
01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:40,471
Are you still playing?
1338
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:42,682
I'll take one.
1339
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,521
All right. Now, lower the landing gear.
1340
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:50,815
Upper right.
1341
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,358
Upper right.
1342
01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:54,485
Got it.
1343
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:58,698
All right. And now power up to 200 knots.
1344
01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:02,577
- Power up?
- Power up. Yes. Now.
1345
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:06,664
Good. Turn to the right.
Forty-five degrees.
1346
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,168
Turn!
1347
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,337
And nose up.
1348
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,256
Nose up till we're 155 knots!
1349
01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:19,093
Good, good, good.
But wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down.
1350
01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:20,887
Good, good, good. Now, nose down.
1351
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:23,848
Nose down. Down. Down.
1352
01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:26,351
Down! Down. Okay.
1353
01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:27,685
And inch into idle.
1354
01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,105
Nose up! Brakes, brakes, brakes!
1355
01:17:31,189 --> 01:17:33,358
Brakes! Brakes, brakes,
brakes, brakes, brakes. Brakes!
1356
01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:35,318
Hey!
1357
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:45,328
Thank you, Mama.
1358
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:56,923
It's a shame about you, Flamingo, 'cause...
1359
01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,842
that was an ace landing.
1360
01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:02,929
Thank you.
1361
01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,488
I'm sorry, dudes.
1362
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:22,949
I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
1363
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,417
I don't know how this unfolds legally...
1364
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:35,503
but don't try to run.
1365
01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:38,881
Don't worry.
1366
01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:40,675
I'm never leaving Florida again.
1367
01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:10,788
God, I'm so sorry, Rex.
1368
01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:14,542
This is all both of our fault.
1369
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,667
I can see you don't wanna chat.
1370
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,796
Just wanna tell you, Rex...
1371
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,382
that your mom didn't like lying.
1372
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,386
I know.
1373
01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:11,766
But...
1374
01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,644
taking creative liberties
1375
01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:17,188
comes from my threads
in your genetic quilt,
1376
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,689
so I won't shame you on that.
1377
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,400
In fact, lets...
1378
01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:25,738
just put the lies aside for the moment.
1379
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,160
Rexxie, you did it.
1380
01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:35,957
You played astronaut with the big boys,
and you were fricking great.
1381
01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:41,546
'Cause you're bright as a bulb,
and you got hella grit.
1382
01:20:43,631 --> 01:20:45,508
So you got sent home.
1383
01:20:48,386 --> 01:20:50,137
Just know that your mom...
1384
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,936
She wouldn't want to see you
turn your light out again, Rex.
1385
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,527
Go share your gifts
with the world, Rexxie.
1386
01:21:05,653 --> 01:21:06,862
World needs 'em.
1387
01:21:11,284 --> 01:21:12,285
Thanks, Dad.
1388
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,167
Game's on.
1389
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:40,438
Astronauts report the speed is good.
1390
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,942
T-minus 25 seconds.
1391
01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:49,822
Twenty seconds and counting.
1392
01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:56,245
T-minus 15 seconds, guidance is internal.
1393
01:21:57,204 --> 01:22:01,167
Twelve. Eleven. Ten. Nine.
1394
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,127
Ignition sequence start.
1395
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:06,380
Six. Five. Four.
1396
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:10,635
Three. Two. One. Zero.
1397
01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,762
All engine running, liftoff.
1398
01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:14,597
We have liftoff.
1399
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,474
Godspeed, AsCans.
1400
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,269
Whoo-hoo!
1401
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:29,737
Hard-core!
1402
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,198
What did she just say?
1403
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:33,324
Unclear.
1404
01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:34,617
"Hard-core."
1405
01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:37,953
She said "hard-core."
1406
01:22:38,746 --> 01:22:40,466
Sounds like something
Simpson would've said.
1407
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:13,197
Yo, yo, yo.
1408
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,741
Yo, yo. Yo. Hey.
1409
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,368
You're the astronaut girl, right?
1410
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,621
- Can I get you another drink, Lucas?
- I'm trying to tell you
1411
01:23:20,705 --> 01:23:22,974
that there's messed up stuff going on
at the space station. Look.
1412
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:23,999
Look...
1413
01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:29,380
Where's the remote?
1414
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:31,799
Hey, you! Gimme that. Gimme this remote.
1415
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:35,428
{\an8}Mere hours after the new crew arrived,
1416
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,932
{\an8}the ISS was intersected
by a cloud of micrometeorites.
1417
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:43,644
The meteorites disabled
the battery charge units
1418
01:23:43,728 --> 01:23:46,439
from four of the eight power arrays.
1419
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,649
{\an8}Normally,
protocol would have the astronauts
1420
01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:51,944
{\an8}perform an emergency space walk
to repair the panels.
1421
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,283
{\an8}However,
1422
01:23:57,867 --> 01:24:01,579
{\an8}the American astronauts
cannot exit the space station.
1423
01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:06,917
{\an8}Another meteorite sheared off
the heat shield from the Columbus module.
1424
01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:12,173
{\an8}And the metal debris has lodged
in the Quest Air Lock,
1425
01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:15,092
{\an8}disabling the exit hatch.
1426
01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,386
Uncle John's band.
1427
01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:21,015
{\an8}These are images from our camera
outside the space station.
1428
01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:25,394
{\an8}Without the power distribution system
functioning,
1429
01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:29,815
{\an8}the space station will lose power
in 72 hours.
1430
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,651
No power in space!
1431
01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:35,154
Fire up the candles. That's so rad.
1432
01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:39,658
No power in space means
you freeze or suffocate.
1433
01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,036
It means everybody inside dies.
1434
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:45,498
Maybe you should
read a science textbook, bruh.
1435
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:48,667
I probably should.
1436
01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:51,378
Because NASA's rocket is 15 hours away,
1437
01:24:51,462 --> 01:24:56,133
we are making a plea to our space partners
for help in this rescue mission.
1438
01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,385
{\an8}As we continue to work the problem,
1439
01:24:58,469 --> 01:25:04,266
{\an8}I ask that you all
keep these fine Americans in your prayers.
1440
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,307
I'm gonna drive straight to Johnson.
1441
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,250
You just keep tweeting NASA to call me.
1442
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,685
And I'm gonna call Toddrick Spencer.
1443
01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,087
Um, you know,
I just think that won't work,
1444
01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:36,340
but yeah, let's definitely
keep pushing on all fronts. Okay?
1445
01:25:37,508 --> 01:25:39,051
You've got this, Dr. Simpson.
1446
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,469
Thank you, Dr. Yang.
1447
01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:46,016
This is a matter
of international security!
1448
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:48,769
Honey, you realize
everyone says that, right?
1449
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:51,438
C-Can I show you something?
1450
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:52,982
It's in my trunk.
1451
01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,484
Does everybody say that?
1452
01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,736
They do, don't they?
1453
01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:01,699
A lot of people get stopped at the gate,
1454
01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:04,118
and I get called out
to do the full search.
1455
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,911
I've seen things.
1456
01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:09,373
But this time, I thought,
"Okay, hold up. They gotta hear this."
1457
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:10,958
- Pam...
- No.
1458
01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:17,756
Are you out your rabid-ass mind?
1459
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,467
Don't you know about white people?
They be white peopling.
1460
01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:25,681
You have to ride the robot arm.
1461
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:29,768
You have to ride the robot arm
and get close enough to use these.
1462
01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:31,604
Use the bedazzler.
1463
01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:40,654
You've got five minutes.
1464
01:26:40,738 --> 01:26:42,072
Cuffs on.
1465
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,493
Our guys can't get out to fix the hatch,
obviously, or the solar panels.
1466
01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,412
So, we have to send people up to do it.
1467
01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:52,499
You know, one would carefully
walk themselves to the tether hold,
1468
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,336
latch on, and then continue
down the arm to the door.
1469
01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:58,339
And that's where you'd use the bedazzler.
1470
01:26:58,422 --> 01:27:01,425
You'd make another tether point
for the come-along.
1471
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:03,653
And then the come-along would
free the debris in the hatch.
1472
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:04,970
The what and the what?
1473
01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:06,263
- We should test it.
- What?
1474
01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:08,265
- We should test it.
- You should send me.
1475
01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:10,517
No.
1476
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:12,144
- Hear me out.
- Wait. No way.
1477
01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:14,188
This scenario could work.
1478
01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:16,106
Maybe?
1479
01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:19,443
Or not.
1480
01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:21,987
Which is why
you wanna send your backup guy.
1481
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,281
And you gotta do it now.
1482
01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:26,676
I mean, you're already running
on your emergency power distribution.
1483
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,661
And without the output
from the solar arrays,
1484
01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:30,329
that's a finite resource.
1485
01:27:32,206 --> 01:27:33,290
I can do this.
1486
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,626
But I'm gonna need help.
1487
01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:39,797
I mean, I love how you say that as if
we're going to actually let you do this.
1488
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,090
"I'm gonna need help."
1489
01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:45,445
Look, I lied about my credentials...
1490
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,179
Yes. That's right. You did.
1491
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,140
And some of us care about the truth.
1492
01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:51,934
Deeply, madly care.
1493
01:27:55,396 --> 01:27:56,397
Some of us...
1494
01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,567
Some of us have devoted our lives
in the pursuit of it.
1495
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:02,861
I know.
1496
01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,950
But, look, here's what I've learned.
1497
01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,285
I'm really good at this stuff.
1498
01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:13,288
Big problem-solving stuff.
This kind of stuff.
1499
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,167
I mean, this is applied physics.
This is industrial engineering.
1500
01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:21,130
This is cleaning up a mess
so my friends can come home.
1501
01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,800
But here's the problem.
The Soyuz is in Uzbekistan.
1502
01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:27,553
It would eat up 13 hours
just to get you there.
1503
01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,304
That's not a problem.
1504
01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:31,015
I already have a ride.
1505
01:28:34,101 --> 01:28:35,269
Toddrick Spencer?
1506
01:28:37,688 --> 01:28:38,689
We go way back.
1507
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:41,567
And he is all in on this rescue mission.
1508
01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:45,863
But only if I'm the captain
of the Toddrick Rocket.
1509
01:28:46,488 --> 01:28:47,865
I have the perfect copilot.
1510
01:28:50,284 --> 01:28:52,286
Logan,
what's Newton's fourth law of physics?
1511
01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,621
There is no fourth law.
1512
01:28:55,622 --> 01:29:00,002
A woman in motion will stay in motion,
no matter your concerns about it.
1513
01:29:08,177 --> 01:29:09,636
♪ We are free ♪
1514
01:29:13,807 --> 01:29:16,101
♪ See us levitate and take off ♪
1515
01:29:16,185 --> 01:29:18,479
♪ See we hit a wall, they applaud ♪
1516
01:29:18,562 --> 01:29:20,856
♪ See we no care, we brush it off ♪
1517
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:23,067
- ♪ See we bad, we no soft ♪
- ♪ We are free ♪
1518
01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,194
♪ Strong women, beautiful women ♪
1519
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:26,945
♪ Not to be pushed around women ♪
1520
01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:28,822
♪ Risk everything kinda women ♪
1521
01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:29,948
♪ Getting checks women ♪
1522
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,451
♪ Work hard,
reach for the stars type women ♪
1523
01:29:51,762 --> 01:29:53,388
♪ We are free ♪
1524
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:54,889
♪ Let the world know ♪
1525
01:29:55,474 --> 01:29:57,059
♪ We coming, all a dem know ♪
1526
01:29:57,601 --> 01:29:58,602
Five...
1527
01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:00,771
...four,
1528
01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:03,148
three,
1529
01:30:04,525 --> 01:30:05,526
two,
1530
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:07,861
one...
1531
01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:10,364
...zero.
1532
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,991
Ignition. Liftoff.
1533
01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,912
To our heroine.
1534
01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,081
And to me,
1535
01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:23,001
puppet master of her destiny.
1536
01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,674
Yeah, boy!
1537
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:31,927
There goes the Toddrick One
on its rescue mission.
1538
01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:35,055
The Toddrick will dock
at the space station,
1539
01:30:35,139 --> 01:30:38,433
where the astronauts are trapped inside
and losing power.
1540
01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:40,561
I'm proud of you, girl.
1541
01:30:42,271 --> 01:30:43,480
Yeah, just come back.
1542
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:46,066
- I did that.
- Hmm. It was all you.
1543
01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,693
No, you ate that.
1544
01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,575
You know when you're a kid
and all you want to do
1545
01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,869
is be old enough to get your first job?
1546
01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:00,455
Toddrick One, you are docked.
1547
01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:04,918
And then it finally happens
and it's super lame?
1548
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:11,466
Well, finally going to space
1549
01:31:11,550 --> 01:31:13,260
was not like that at all.
1550
01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:19,266
Simpson, do you copy?
1551
01:31:20,184 --> 01:31:21,310
Affirmative.
1552
01:31:22,728 --> 01:31:24,313
New fave spot.
1553
01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:27,649
Simpson,
1554
01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:30,986
are you ready
to move the tether to the hold?
1555
01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:32,070
Yep.
1556
01:31:32,654 --> 01:31:34,489
This is actually so much like that time
1557
01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,783
I broke into Mar-a-Lago to free the swans.
1558
01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,244
Tara, I wish you could see this.
1559
01:31:41,038 --> 01:31:43,832
They let me into NASA
without a background check.
1560
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,084
Pardon?
1561
01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:49,421
"Gwendolyn breathed shakily.
1562
01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:51,673
Yes,
1563
01:31:51,757 --> 01:31:54,509
she was marooned on a hostile planet,
1564
01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,095
but she was alive.
1565
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,349
Very alive."
1566
01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:08,607
One small step for Rex,
one giant leap for Florida.
1567
01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:21,703
Yep, this is exactly like that time.
1568
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,834
Tell us what you need, Simpson.
1569
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:32,339
One blended mango marg,
chili lime, hold the salt, please.
1570
01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:34,091
I give her a day on the ISS
1571
01:32:34,174 --> 01:32:37,511
before she makes a slushy machine
that works in zero gravity.
1572
01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:40,222
Well, he's better looking than he sounds.
1573
01:32:40,806 --> 01:32:42,349
Uh, Toddrick. Hi.
1574
01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:46,311
I'm the deputy director of operations,
Logan O'Leary.
1575
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:47,813
Uh, we spoke on the phone?
1576
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:49,982
Uh, thank you.
1577
01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:51,566
Anything for Rex.
1578
01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:52,651
All right.
1579
01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:54,653
That's it, Simpson.
1580
01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:57,281
Slow and steady.
1581
01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,324
Tethered.
1582
01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:01,118
Good job.
1583
01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:12,713
Mission control,
1584
01:33:13,297 --> 01:33:15,632
who were the astronauts sent up
for the rescue mission?
1585
01:33:19,553 --> 01:33:20,679
It's me!
1586
01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:25,976
No!
1587
01:33:26,935 --> 01:33:28,979
Not her. Why her?
1588
01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:31,732
Rex, if you kill me,
1589
01:33:31,815 --> 01:33:34,818
so help me God,
I will haunt you for eternity.
1590
01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:38,030
And I will be excellent at it
because I am me.
1591
01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:40,157
Copy that, Doc.
1592
01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:43,744
Okay.
1593
01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:49,207
Can you brief us on your plan, Simpson?
1594
01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:50,292
Gotcha.
1595
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:53,045
Well, are you familiar with the bedazzler?
1596
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,671
- Are you kidding me?
- Okay.
1597
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,090
Look, dudes...
1598
01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:03,555
I know it's gonna take a lot of healing
before you can trust me again.
1599
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:06,058
A-And I know
you probably don't believe me, but...
1600
01:34:08,226 --> 01:34:09,519
I love you guys.
1601
01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:13,231
A-And I fricking got you.
1602
01:34:34,628 --> 01:34:37,214
The debris, it's moving.
1603
01:34:37,297 --> 01:34:38,632
She's doing it!
1604
01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:42,386
Wait, I think it's stuck.
1605
01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:23,593
I knew you looked familiar.
1606
01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:32,436
Attagirl. Wrestle that gator.
1607
01:35:34,104 --> 01:35:37,023
- You go, girl.
- You got this, Simpson.
1608
01:35:37,107 --> 01:35:39,234
- 'Cause you're hard-core.
- Yeah.
1609
01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:43,280
Get it, Rex.
1610
01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:47,409
Respect.
1611
01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:05,760
- All clear.
- How are we looking?
1612
01:36:07,846 --> 01:36:09,139
Seal is good.
1613
01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,849
Quest Air Lock is functional.
1614
01:36:10,932 --> 01:36:12,934
Rex!
1615
01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:16,062
- No!
- No, no, no, no.
1616
01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:20,192
Oh, no.
1617
01:36:25,447 --> 01:36:26,990
I'm good. I'm okay.
1618
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:30,702
We did it, brother.
1619
01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:35,916
- That's a hell of a girl you've got there.
- I'll say she is.
1620
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,882
Yes. It's my rocket,
but it's your moment, Rex.
1621
01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:46,426
- This is all you. It's all you.
- Whoo!
1622
01:36:46,510 --> 01:36:48,929
Little bit me, but it's mainly you.
1623
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,515
Excellent work, AsCan Simpson.
1624
01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:55,018
AsCan?
1625
01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:02,067
This is rad.
1626
01:37:12,911 --> 01:37:14,120
Let's bring 'em home.
1627
01:37:20,085 --> 01:37:21,836
Vislawski, just...
1628
01:37:23,964 --> 01:37:26,341
give her a minute
before you pick her up, will you?
1629
01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:27,842
Copy that.
1630
01:37:34,224 --> 01:37:35,559
We did it, Mom.
1631
01:37:57,664 --> 01:37:59,374
Go. Go. Go.
1632
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,002
Go, go, go! Whoo!
1633
01:38:02,085 --> 01:38:03,670
All right!
1634
01:38:04,296 --> 01:38:05,297
Rex,
1635
01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:08,258
you are a maniac.
1636
01:38:08,341 --> 01:38:10,427
Yeah. A maniac who saved our lives.
1637
01:38:11,011 --> 01:38:12,345
The least I could do.
1638
01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:15,307
Now I have to go home to my family.
1639
01:38:15,390 --> 01:38:16,850
Dr. Stacy, come on.
1640
01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:19,436
Let me facilitate your good time.
1641
01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:21,021
Grace? Turn it up.
1642
01:38:21,104 --> 01:38:22,188
Say less.
1643
01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:31,156
AsCans of the Class of '23
have gone on to kick butt.
1644
01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:33,700
Duh.
1645
01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:38,204
Dr. Stacy had a religious experience
on a space walk...
1646
01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:39,581
We're all stardust.
1647
01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:42,000
...and she now goes by Dr. One Love.
1648
01:38:43,460 --> 01:38:45,128
Grace is a senator.
1649
01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:48,632
And she makes sure space exploration
gets plenty of funding.
1650
01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:51,551
Captain Jack's been on the ISS
for over a year.
1651
01:38:51,635 --> 01:38:52,677
Will you marry me?
1652
01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:55,513
He's the first person
to ever propose from space.
1653
01:38:55,597 --> 01:38:56,723
I'll consider it.
1654
01:38:57,724 --> 01:39:00,935
Miriam found her calling
leading AsCan training.
1655
01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:04,064
That was not the full two hours
as required.
1656
01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:05,148
Where is she?
1657
01:39:06,775 --> 01:39:08,068
I can hear her in my brain.
1658
01:39:08,735 --> 01:39:11,488
As for me?
This experience changed everything.
1659
01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,491
And I'm so fricking psyched it did.
1660
01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:18,828
Vi and I are astronauts
for Toddrick's spacecraft company.
1661
01:39:18,912 --> 01:39:22,457
And we work as a team,
creating new inventions for space.
1662
01:39:23,708 --> 01:39:25,418
I have a rad boyfriend.
1663
01:39:25,502 --> 01:39:28,046
Two words: "British" and "glasses."
1664
01:39:30,757 --> 01:39:34,219
And I found the ultimate way
to share my gifts,
1665
01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:35,679
like my mom told me to.
1666
01:39:35,762 --> 01:39:36,763
I'm here.
1667
01:39:37,514 --> 01:39:38,515
I'm here.
1668
01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:40,016
Director Vislawski.
1669
01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:41,518
Director Simpson.
1670
01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:44,979
To encourage the Rexes
and Vis of the future.
1671
01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:46,606
Space Camp.
1672
01:39:47,107 --> 01:39:48,108
What do we say?
1673
01:39:48,191 --> 01:39:50,026
- Chase your dreams.
- Never give up.
1674
01:39:50,110 --> 01:39:51,945
Your friends are your secret weapons.
1675
01:39:52,028 --> 01:39:54,030
And you are hard-core.
1676
01:39:54,781 --> 01:39:55,949
Yes. Yes.
1677
01:39:56,032 --> 01:39:58,743
Okay, now go, go, go. Treasure hunt.
1678
01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:01,538
- Go, go, go!
- Okay, now, action shot. Yes!
1679
01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:03,873
Nadine is our head of publicity.
1680
01:40:03,957 --> 01:40:05,601
And she and Bingo are having another baby.
1681
01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,711
Okay, I think I got some good stuff.
1682
01:40:07,794 --> 01:40:09,254
I'm really out of breath.
1683
01:40:10,630 --> 01:40:12,090
Guys, question.
1684
01:40:13,550 --> 01:40:17,220
You know how, like, the universe is always
in perfect balance at all times?
1685
01:40:17,303 --> 01:40:20,640
And how, like, the positive energy
of the universe expanding
1686
01:40:20,724 --> 01:40:23,226
is exactly canceled out
by the negative energy of gravity?
1687
01:40:23,309 --> 01:40:24,644
Rude, but okay.
1688
01:40:24,728 --> 01:40:26,104
We're with you, Rex.
1689
01:40:27,188 --> 01:40:28,440
So, do you ever think, like,
1690
01:40:28,982 --> 01:40:31,818
if everything in the universe,
down to the tiniest particle,
1691
01:40:31,901 --> 01:40:33,361
has to be in balance...
1692
01:40:34,571 --> 01:40:36,698
Do you think every time a party ends,
1693
01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:38,158
a new one begins?
1694
01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:46,166
Whoo-hoo!
1695
01:40:48,626 --> 01:40:50,503
What I've learned from this time
1696
01:40:50,587 --> 01:40:53,214
is you have to take a chance on yourself.
1697
01:40:53,298 --> 01:40:54,716
Make the big leap.
1698
01:40:54,799 --> 01:40:58,136
I promise you'll land somewhere far out.
1699
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:01,931
Somewhere fricking beautiful.