1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,785 ♪ For the land of the free ♪ 2 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:24,391 ♪ And the home of the brave ♪ 3 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:33,099 At the end of this broadcast day 4 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,769 this is WDIV Detroit. 5 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,220 Hello. 6 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,358 Did you say "Bambi"? 7 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,595 Did you get a good look at 'em? 8 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:07,033 Height? Age? Gender? 9 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,669 I didn't see anyone. And even if I did, 10 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,339 I've seen enough horror movies to tell you how that ends. 11 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,640 That ends with my head 12 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,609 rolled into a cabin full of summertime campers. 13 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,911 I'm good. 14 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,713 You know how this looks, right? 15 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,148 How what looks? 16 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,184 Like this is the second time in a week 17 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:26,152 a member of your band has found themselves 18 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,022 in an incredibly compromising position. 19 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,691 Oh, come on with the bullshit, Chief. 20 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:34,861 Actually, I'm only here 21 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,863 because I'm taking your advice. 22 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,765 By trespassing at a crime scene? 23 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,200 By getting closure. 24 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,169 You told me, "Let it be real. 25 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,672 Take a moment." That's what I'm doing. 26 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,142 Fair enough. 27 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:55,849 What happened at the church doesn't feel real. This... 28 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,450 doesn't feel real. 29 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,552 Oddly enough, I agree with part of that. 30 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,489 None of this feels real. 31 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:06,292 You know what's the scariest part about all that? 32 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,731 The chance that some of it is. 33 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,644 Thank you, Jack. Last night, police responded 34 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,114 to an anonymous tip that led to a gruesome discovery 35 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,517 in the woods just outside of Happy Hollow. 36 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:34,487 A mutilated deer carcass displayed in a shocking fashion 37 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,923 that has locals feeling frightened. 38 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,459 Yeah, it's scary. No doubt about it. 39 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,861 I mean, my kids used to play in those woods. 40 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:45,265 Happy Hollow Chief of Police Ben Dandridge had this to say. 41 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,600 Well, of course we're taking this seriously. 42 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,638 But at this time, all signs point to this display as a heinous prank. 43 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,274 But not everyone in town agrees. 44 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,811 Even if it's all just a sick joke, it's not natural. 45 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,679 It's demonic. It invites evil, 46 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:02,716 and we don't need any more of that in this town. 47 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,618 As police continue to investigate the death of Ryan Hudson, 48 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,755 fear of a growing occult presence in the community of Happy Hollow 49 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,725 continues to rise. Police are looking to the public 50 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,627 - for any information that may lead to an arrest. - Hold on... 51 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,366 Until then, residents are left to wonder, 52 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:23,470 who are these people and where are they hiding? 53 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,839 Come on, let's go to the other side of the street. 54 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,849 {\an8}Hell yeah. 55 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,786 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. Have a great day. 56 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,087 Not so fast. 57 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,855 Hand check. 58 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,560 - We said no leather. - These are the only gloves I have. 59 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,296 {\an8}We have mittens, lots of them in the coat closet. 60 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,666 {\an8}- You can grab one. - Mittens? Really? 61 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,070 {\an8}I, for one, think it looks cool. Kind of like George Michael. 62 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,571 {\an8}You know? 63 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,108 {\an8}- Coat closet you said? - Yeah. 64 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,743 {\an8}You got it. 65 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,913 {\an8}You'll let me know how it goes at the doctor's office today? 66 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,449 {\an8}Yeah. I'm sure it'll be fine. 67 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,184 {\an8}Yeah. 68 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,786 {\an8}I know it will be. I gotta go. 69 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,655 {\an8}Bye. 70 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,483 Good morning, Happy Hollow. 71 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,952 {\an8}In light of recent events, 72 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:22,088 {\an8}Principal Cleary asked me to share some guidelines. 73 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,824 {\an8}First, any and all suspicious activities 74 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,794 {\an8}must be reported to a teacher or administrator. 75 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,798 This includes graffiti, threats of violence, 76 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,834 {\an8}- and antisocial behavior. 77 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:38,338 {\an8}Second, Coach Nelson will start teaching self-defense 78 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,774 {\an8}after school in the gymnasium next week. 79 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,643 {\an8}And finally, 80 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,646 {\an8}a reminder to use the buddy system. 81 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,950 {\an8}The best way to get through this is together. 82 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,820 {\an8}Wish I used the buddy system. 83 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,956 {\an8}That would require a buddy dumb enough to go back to the crime scene. 84 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:01,528 {\an8}Oh, I'm sorry, is my near-death experience funny to you and your mitten? 85 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:04,264 It's more amusing than funny. 86 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,533 Sick deer sacrifice, freakazoids. 87 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,735 Speak to me again and you're next. 88 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:11,004 - She didn't mean that, Jesse. - Oh, but I did. 89 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,540 Because I can't leave my house without normies like him 90 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,909 dumping all their fear on me. Ugh. 91 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,445 Isn't it a shame 92 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,547 that we can't use all this attention? 93 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:24,884 I think this seems like our cue to ditch the gimmick and play things straight again. 94 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:29,222 Name two songs KISS released after they stopped wearing the makeup. 95 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,625 Easy. "Lick It Up," and... 96 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,930 - Shit. Objection. 97 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,600 - I think "shit" should count. The point still stands. 98 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,470 The second we take off the makeup and drop the image, 99 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,538 we're right back to square one. 100 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:49,009 We could ride out the storm by recording a demo. 101 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:52,312 We've got enough of our own songs for at least an EP. 102 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,048 Recording would require money. 103 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,283 Which requires shows. 104 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,986 Which we can't play. 105 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,354 This sucks. 106 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:04,724 It could be worse. We could be Goat Girl. 107 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,330 She was my lab partner freshman year. 108 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,532 She's not as weird as she looks. 109 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,267 Eww! 110 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,838 I take it back, I... 111 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,708 What is she gonna do with the carrot? 112 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,718 What you listening to, man? 113 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,421 - Mozart. - Oh. 114 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,690 That's even lamer than I imagined. 115 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,426 - Mozart's metal as hell. - Yeah, if you my grandma. 116 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,896 - Your grandma sounds cool. - Eh. She all right. 117 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:46,933 But, uh... Saw you at that funeral, man. 118 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,269 You can take a hit, you know that? 119 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,671 There a reason you're here, other than to make fun of me? 120 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,107 - I'm trying to compliment you. - Try harder. 121 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,477 All I'm saying, somebody hit me like that, I'm swinging back. 122 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,914 But you? Took it like a man. 123 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,516 You got some balls, man. 124 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,086 Thank you? 125 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,620 Yeah, don't mention it. 126 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:12,058 So, uh... Judith let me in about your little club. 127 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,262 Hey, don't worry, man. I want in. 128 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,299 - What? - I been looking for new extracurriculars. 129 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,402 And a heavy metal Satanic cult beats the hell out of choir. 130 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,738 You realize you've been tormenting me 131 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,707 for the last... four years of my life now? 132 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,910 Sorry, man, I thought you was this big dork, all right? 133 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,582 Honest mistake. 134 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,951 Yeah, the answer is no. 135 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,093 Look, man. You know why I started playing football? 136 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,529 Uh, because you have anger issues? 137 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,999 No. Because I wanted to hit things. 138 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,603 And I wanted to be known for how hard I could hit them. 139 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,439 So, I spent every night at the gym. 140 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,641 I wake up at 4:00 a.m. and run five miles. 141 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,811 Do I get a thank you? Think anybody notice? Hell no. 142 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,449 Ryan Hudson is dead and he's still the leader of this team. 143 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,686 Know what I say? Fuck him. 144 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:19,592 I want to hit this town where it count and I feel like you do too. 145 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:35,842 About the club. We're in kind of a weird spot right now. 146 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:39,079 There's a lot of heat on, you know, people like us. 147 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,781 So, we just really need to keep a low profile. 148 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,551 I know I was a blabbermouth, but I swear I can keep a secret. 149 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:48,088 And so can my friends. Cliff doesn't have to be there if you don't want. 150 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,890 It's not just that. Spud's parents are back in town, 151 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,826 so we don't have a place to gather. 152 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,795 You can use my basement. My mom works late at the bar. 153 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,698 Yeah. What would Grandpa Police Chief think about that? 154 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:02,068 He wouldn't think anything 'cause he'll never find out. 155 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,705 Please? 156 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,144 You know what? 157 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,981 I think there might actually be one way we can do it. 158 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,257 It was blood, Chief. 159 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,295 - Did it look like that? - Just like that. 160 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,335 I saw what happened out in those woods. 161 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,341 What people are doing out there... what does it mean? 162 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:48,248 Well, I'm no demonologist, but I think it means you got some rusty pipes. 163 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,486 Know what, Lonnie owes me a favor. 164 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,356 - Give him a call. 165 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,091 He'll come and check it out. 166 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,997 Are you feeling all right, Rose? 167 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,137 Oh, not again. 168 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,239 Max. 169 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,274 Come on, boy. 170 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,943 Time to go! 171 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,949 Mind calling the station when he comes up for air? 172 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:26,019 And get that rash looked at, will ya? 173 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:31,024 - Eczema? Dermatitis? - It's possible. 174 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,894 Any allergies, new medications, laundry detergents? 175 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,297 Mm-mm. None of those. 176 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:41,301 What about shingles? I know they appear in different areas, 177 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,170 but looks like some of the photos I've seen. 178 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,640 Fever, headache, sensitivity to light? 179 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,410 No, none of those. 180 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,113 - Hmm. - What do you think? 181 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,287 Well, I think that you've been 182 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,423 spending so much time researching illnesses 183 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,459 that you've convinced yourself that you have them. 184 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,996 I know. I know, but-- Okay, this started on my ankle, 185 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,766 and it's been spreading for a week, so I was concerned 186 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,001 it was something bigger, that's all. 187 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,138 Maybe, maybe not. I'm gonna run a full blood panel. 188 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,807 Hopefully, we'll get some answers soon. 189 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,777 So, in the meantime... 190 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,380 I have a thought, but I don't want to overstep. 191 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,715 How's that? 192 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,984 Well, I understand that the last few days 193 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,886 have been a lot for you and your family. 194 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,355 And sometimes when we see a rash like this 195 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,424 it's a sign of stress. 196 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,195 - Stress. - Our brains are incredible. 197 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,465 They always find a way to tell us when something's not quite right. 198 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,467 We see it more than you think. 199 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,237 Maybe. It's possible. Um... 200 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:55,141 Would a rash like that be contagious? 201 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,677 A stress rash? No. 202 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:03,383 So, what if I saw a rash just like this on someone else? 203 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,984 What would that mean? 204 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,354 Who's the other person? 205 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,625 Um, Aubrey Hudson. Ryan's-- Ryan's mom. 206 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:18,098 I saw her at the supermarket this morning and she looked fine to me. 207 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,936 Here. 208 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:33,079 I... strongly suggest that you speak to a professional. 209 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,218 Any other questions? 210 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,187 - No. - Okay. 211 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,224 It's not a cult. 212 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,762 It's just the natural evolution of our public perception. 213 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,397 - Know who talks like that? - Cult leaders. 214 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,699 You guys are thinking about it all wrong. 215 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,934 What is a fan base if not a cult? 216 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,469 Uh, still just a fan base? 217 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,773 Grateful Dead have Deadheads. Aerosmith have the Blue Army. 218 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,108 How are you guys not stoked about this? 219 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:07,013 I have a list of 15 people willing to pay $20 a head 220 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,649 just to watch us play make believe. 221 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,251 - Look. - Seriously? 222 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,021 - Take it. Yes, look. Take it. - Fine. 223 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,092 That's 15 people. 224 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,760 - Okay. - 20 bucks each. 225 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,896 That's enough to make a demo. 226 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:26,866 There are a number of names on this list I don't care for. 227 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,568 Okay, that's fine. Like who? 228 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:32,472 - For starters, Cliff Nelson. - No problem. He's out. 229 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,642 Uh... Judith Sanders. 230 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,447 Well, there's a little bit less flexibility there. 231 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,483 - How did I know? - For starters, she's the one who gave us the list. 232 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,119 And she's the one offering us a place to play. 233 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,921 If she's out, what's the point of having a cult? 234 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:52,425 Oh! He said the secret word! 235 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,128 - Slip of the tongue. - You know, it's a cute idea, 236 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,531 but I've been demonized enough for one week. Thank you. 237 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,318 - Hey. - Hi. 238 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,587 How are you holding up? 239 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,489 I'm okay. 240 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:30,897 Hey, look. I know we're not as close as we used to be. 241 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,767 But if you ever need someone to talk to or-- 242 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,703 You! Stay away from her. 243 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,271 What the hell is she doing here? 244 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,174 - Mom, stop-- - Do not speak to this ruffian. 245 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,009 It's good to see you, Tracy. 246 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,145 That's Mrs. Whitehead to you, Jordan. 247 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:49,049 - And Jordy to you, hose beast. - Oh. I see your parents 248 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,018 still haven't bothered teaching you any manners. 249 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,987 - Oh, they've tried. - Mom, it's okay. 250 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,056 She's just asking me if I'm feeling better. 251 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,525 Well, thank you so much for your concern, really. 252 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,128 She's doing much better. Now please leave her alone. 253 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,231 She doesn't need to associate with people like you. 254 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,671 She's such a freak. 255 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,142 You got it. 256 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,246 - What was all that about? -"Hose beast"? 257 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,851 Change of plans. 258 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,922 These people want a Satanist? I'll give 'em a Satanist. 259 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,625 - Let's fuckin' do it. - Just one more show. 260 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,595 Then we can afford to record our demo, that's all. 261 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:41,134 Man, y'all are trying to get me murdered. 262 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,641 Mm. So you know, 263 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,378 I informed Principal Cleary of your situation, 264 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:55,315 and he assured me it would be handled with discretion. 265 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,620 Faith? 266 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,456 Is everything all right? 267 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,461 Mm-hmm. 268 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,603 Is this because of what I said to that ghoul today? 269 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,339 Because she is not to be trusted. 270 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,108 She was a nuisance as a child, 271 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,512 and she is a horror show as a teen. 272 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,583 What did you think happened to my bedroom door when I went missing? 273 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,854 My door was locked. A man kicked it in 274 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:38,324 and dragged me out of the house, and now it's completely normal. 275 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,896 - I didn't touch your door. - But you did. 276 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,831 'Cause it's fixed. 277 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,236 - Are you sure you're remembering correctly? - I am. 278 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,240 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 279 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,348 You could tell me why all my classmates thought I was sick. 280 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,584 Your teachers needed an excuse. 281 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,220 And strep throat sounded better than the alternative. 282 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,722 That I was kidnapped. 283 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,858 Mm... that you ran away. 284 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,797 Where did you put it? 285 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,135 - Put what? - The inhaler. 286 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,472 - What on earth are you talking about? - Ryan's inhaler. 287 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,541 It was in my room, now it's not. I am very sure of that. 288 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,714 Please, Mom, just... be honest with me, 289 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,284 'cause I feel like I'm going crazy and I can't take it. 290 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:45,759 Okay. 291 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:48,661 Okay. 292 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,498 I will be honest with you, 293 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,535 and in return I expect you to do the same. 294 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,374 Yes, I went through your things. 295 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,711 And no, I don't feel good about it. 296 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:11,885 My mother did the exact same thing to me when I was your age, 297 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,921 and it drove me up a wall. 298 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,927 But what I found, I did not feel good about. 299 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:26,499 Why was there a dead boy's inhaler in your room, Faith? 300 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,013 Because Ryan was with me... when the men came. 301 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,016 I'm sorry, Mom. I know I'm not supposed to have boys over. 302 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,086 Faith, wait. What are you saying? 303 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,521 The men who took me, they... 304 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,890 They took Ryan. 305 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:56,429 They... They killed him. 306 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,003 Look, we need to give the inhaler to the police. 307 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,972 We need them to know he was here. It could help. 308 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,085 Okay. 309 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,855 I will call Officer Hartman first thing in the morning. 310 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,424 Okay? 311 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,773 Hey, Chief. We're having a problem in the men's room. 312 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:43,576 Whenever I flush the toilet, I swear I see a portal into hell. 313 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,512 - Can you take a look? - Go ahead and yuk it up. 314 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,281 Next time Rose calls, gonna be you who has to deal with her 315 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,116 - and her cats. 316 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,718 What you got there? 317 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,221 "Satanic Cult Awareness"? 318 00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,792 "This training manual is a result of compiling information 319 00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:02,128 from years of occult investigations." This a joke, right? 320 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,799 Those are officially issued by the D.O.J. The Feds say it's an epidemic. 321 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,734 The Feds don't know shit from Shinola. 322 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,869 Respectfully, sir, I spent my morning 323 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,573 disassembling a crucified deer carcass. 324 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,445 All right. Let's play hypothetical. 325 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,614 If Ryan's murder really was some kind of sacrifice, 326 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:24,651 why would they leave it out in the open for everyone to see? 327 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,120 Why would they leave calling cards all over town? 328 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,190 Coroner's report's in. 329 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,960 - Good news or bad news first? - I could use some good news. 330 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,530 Ryan Hudson's cause of death was ruled an asthma attack. 331 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,066 - How is that good news? - Supports Chief's theory. 332 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,570 Why do I get the impression that the bad news doesn't? 333 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,477 Whoever did this... 334 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,714 they cracked him open. Took things. 335 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,317 How are we realizing this just now? 336 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,320 They knew where to cut, what to break. 337 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,055 Stitched him right back up. 338 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,496 I'm gonna do my due diligence and read this tonight. 339 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,431 But if there really are Satanists in this town, 340 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,633 they gotta be the dumbest Satanists in history. 341 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,803 Hello? Is anyone here? 342 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,039 - All right, here's what I got. - All right. 343 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:20,473 - Candles. - Cool. 344 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,342 - An altar. - Nice. 345 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,777 - Robes, naturally. - Uh-huh. 346 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:25,845 An animal, if we can get our hands on one. 347 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,281 - Uh-huh. - Should probably learn some quick Latin. 348 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:32,018 - Okay. - And one bucket of fake blood. 349 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,824 I think, to err on the side of being safe, call it two. 350 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,893 - Two buckets. - Uh... 351 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:43,163 aren't Judith and them supposed to think this is already a real cult? 352 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:47,834 Don't you think we need more than three members to pull that off? 353 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:53,006 I think I know some people who could help us out. 354 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,076 People like who? 355 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:58,211 Like us. 356 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,582 You want me to do what? 357 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,751 You want us to do what? 358 00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:06,820 Cool. I'm in. 359 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,788 You don't want to hear the pitch? 360 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,157 Our band is putting on the biggest show 361 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,494 - this town has ever seen. - We need people like you to... 362 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,463 ...create an immersive experience. 363 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,732 And it's exclusive. Only for the cool kids. 364 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,874 Like Judith Sanders-- Really? 365 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,676 She'd really come to something like this? 366 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,278 She's actually one of Dethkrunch's biggest fans. 367 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,647 Plus Tonya from cheer squad. 368 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:38,084 And Fred from all the, you know, sports stuff. 369 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,587 What do you need from me? 370 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:45,158 From you, just costumes and uh... panache. 371 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,127 Your vocal talents. 372 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,963 You think you could be a spooky emcee? 373 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,333 It was... 374 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,768 a dark... 375 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:57,470 and stormy night. 376 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,440 Wait. This isn't a prank, right? 377 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,609 No. Definitely not. 378 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,211 No assholes, promise. 379 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,383 And you're sure it's not a cult? 380 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:14,020 I mean, it is and it isn't. 381 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,756 Think of it like performance art. 382 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,958 - But they think it's real? - Yes. 383 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:21,761 But more importantly, they think it's cool, which makes... 384 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:25,098 ...us cool. I don't see a problem. 385 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,233 What's a fan base if not a cult? 386 00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:33,106 - That's exactly what I said. - Rad. Yeah, dude. I'm in. 387 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,808 Cool. I'm in. 388 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,943 * We're in ♪ 389 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,679 Is this a "Carrie" thing? 390 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,881 What? 391 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,051 You're not inviting me so you can pour blood on me and laugh at me? 392 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,755 No, this isn't a "Carrie" thing. 393 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,024 Good, 'cause I don't have powers. 394 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,660 I couldn't kill you. I'd probably just cry. 395 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,628 We don't want to make you cry. 396 00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:58,465 We just need your goat for a few hours. 397 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,667 Cheerios can come? 398 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:05,138 That's his name. And his favorite food. 399 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:11,644 Oh, okay. Yeah. We welcome Cheerios. 400 00:25:11,745 --> 00:25:13,747 Okay, we'll be there. 401 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:17,017 Hell yeah. Uh, see you then. 402 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:18,218 Oh, Spud? 403 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:21,654 Just so you know, I'm coming as a friend. 404 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,158 I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 405 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,971 Oh, hey. 406 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,173 Is everything okay? 407 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,709 My mom just called the office. 408 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,244 There's a leak in our basement. 409 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:46,846 She wants me to go home after school to watch my brothers. 410 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,982 Oh, I'm sorry, that's lame. 411 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:53,987 Which also means... I can't host. 412 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:58,825 I'm sorry. That really sucks. 413 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,829 Yeah, that does. We were ready to go. 414 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,866 Is there anywhere else we could do it? 415 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,003 I was so looking forward to it. 416 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:14,274 Yeah. We'll figure it out. 417 00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:16,343 - Really? - Totally. 418 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:17,610 I'll call you with an address. 419 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,200 Lawn's done. 420 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:44,904 I'm gonna clean up real quick before I go back for the inventory. 421 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,507 - Doctor say you could do that? - No. 422 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:50,643 But I can't show up to work at a beauty salon looking like this. 423 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,846 And if it's still there tomorrow? 424 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,248 Then I'll deal with it tomorrow. 425 00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:59,419 Hon, why don't you just make the call, 426 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:00,587 set up an appointment? 427 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,023 If you don't like it, that's fine, 428 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:06,659 but no amount of Maybelline is gonna fix this. 429 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,329 Because I'm not crazy. 430 00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:12,565 Hey, nobody said crazy. All right? You're just... 431 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:15,101 - You're stressed out. - I'm not stressed. I-- 432 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:18,538 Sure you are, with everything that's been going on with Dylan? 433 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,073 It's just, it's not that simple. 434 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:21,941 Maybe not, but we're not gonna know 435 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,576 unless you see a professional. 436 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,913 Gene... 437 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:32,185 I think there's something evil in this house. 438 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:35,789 Yeah. 439 00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:37,490 The other night, 440 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:40,093 when I woke you up screaming, 441 00:27:40,193 --> 00:27:42,729 it's because there was something in our room. 442 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,466 - What are you talking about? 443 00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:50,003 I've tried to convince myself I'm being silly, but I'm not. 444 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:53,873 The night that Dylan came home with his hand all carved up, 445 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:57,510 the night I fell through the coffee table, 446 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,212 I didn't fall. 447 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,115 That thing grabbed me by the ankles 448 00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:06,119 and dragged me, threw me into it. 449 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:10,056 I know what I saw. And I know what I felt. 450 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:14,060 And I've been trying to make sense of it, but I can't. 451 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:17,263 And if I have to hear one more person tell me 452 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:20,533 that stress threw me around like a ragdoll, 453 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,901 I will lose it. 454 00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:25,405 Okay, why are you just now sharing all this? 455 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:32,212 Do you believe me? 456 00:28:34,347 --> 00:28:35,648 Oh, hon. 457 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,183 I... 458 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,523 That's why. 459 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,094 That's why. 460 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:56,002 Welcome. I'll be right with you. 461 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,971 Hello, Mrs. Campbell. 462 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:02,242 Tracy. Hi, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had an appointment today. 463 00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:05,345 Oh, no, no. I'm not here as a customer, 464 00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,781 I'm here as a fellow mother. 465 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,418 Oh. Okay, um... 466 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,553 How can I help you? 467 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,790 I saw what happened at the funeral. 468 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,626 Between your son and the bereaved. 469 00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:22,796 Mm. Well, that was a shock. 470 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,397 For all of us. 471 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:26,833 I just wanted to tell you how much my heart broke 472 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:29,002 for you and your family that day. 473 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:32,339 I know what it feels like to have the small-minded people 474 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:35,041 of this town looking at me like I'm a cuckoo bird. 475 00:29:38,011 --> 00:29:41,348 Thank you. That's very kind of you. 476 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,917 Show kindness earnestly, 477 00:29:44,017 --> 00:29:47,253 as kindness covers a multitude of sins. 478 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,258 - That's a paraphrase. - Oh. 479 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:54,594 But I don't think the Lord would mind. 480 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:55,929 Okay. 481 00:29:56,029 --> 00:29:58,398 Would you happen to be free this evening? 482 00:29:58,498 --> 00:30:01,634 I'm hosting a discussion group meet-up of parents like us. 483 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:05,772 - Oh, thank you, but-- - I think I have information here somewhere... 484 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,440 Oh, here it is. 485 00:30:10,944 --> 00:30:13,079 I would love to see you there. 486 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:15,582 Uh-huh. 487 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:18,885 Okay. 488 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,970 Betty's Pizza Shack. 489 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:39,572 Hi, uh, my name's Dylan. Uh, I'm in a band, 490 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:44,077 and, uh, we had our venue fall through for our show tonight 491 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:46,513 - and I was wondering-- 492 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:48,114 Hello? 493 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:00,927 - Hello? Hey, Dylan. 494 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,462 Your father's doing inventory tonight, 495 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,498 and I'm gonna be out later than I expected. 496 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:08,835 Do you think you can take care of yourself for dinner this evening? 497 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,938 How much later do you think you'll be? 498 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,609 Whatcha reading? Oh. 499 00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:20,947 So, I take it the case is going well, then. 500 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,550 I'd say this is the most stressful week I've ever had, 501 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:27,520 but I don't want the universe to take it as a challenge. 502 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:29,556 - Any luck finding Max? - No. 503 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,692 Usually he's back by now. 504 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,762 Hey. I have seen that dog 505 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:38,365 drink turpentine and live. 506 00:31:38,465 --> 00:31:39,699 He's gonna be fine. 507 00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:45,105 - What's your favorite color? - Red and black. 508 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:48,708 Okay. According to the experts on Satanism... 509 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:51,745 - Okay. - ...the color red means blood, 510 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:54,814 - evil, and devil. - Ooh. 511 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,383 Okay... 512 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:58,752 Black means sorrow, 513 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:00,520 - evil, and devil. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:04,057 - Wow, how imaginative. - Can't be both crazy and clever. 515 00:32:04,157 --> 00:32:06,726 - Mm. No, you can't. 516 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:09,562 Rex. Hey. 517 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:13,366 Um... what can I get you? 518 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:17,470 Give me two whiskeys and a beer. 519 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:18,471 Yeah. 520 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,482 Tell me about the case, Chief. 521 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,586 No updates yet. 522 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,889 We haven't found our man, but we're working on it. 523 00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:38,358 Yeah, I can see that. 524 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:44,330 Did you find it yet? 525 00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:50,804 Did you find my boy's heart? 526 00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:55,008 'Cause it sure looks like you found the bottom 527 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,743 of that fucking glass. 528 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,650 Chief's drinks are on me tonight, Cassie. 529 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:09,656 For all his hard work. 530 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,440 - Hold on. 531 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:30,310 Yeah? 532 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:33,546 Hey. Your mom let me in. 533 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,851 - Wow, you look-- - If you say normal, I swear-- 534 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:39,386 Different. 535 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,721 Just different. 536 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,457 What are you doing here? 537 00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:48,495 Look, I just-- I really want to say 538 00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:50,697 I'm sorry about what happened with my mom. 539 00:33:50,797 --> 00:33:53,366 Stop being so dramatic and stop pretending like we're friends. 540 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:55,568 - Jordy, I'm not pretending. - You let your mom 541 00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:58,772 - steamroll over your friends? - That's not fair, I tried! 542 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:01,408 She didn't tell you why I stopped coming around, did she? 543 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:05,211 Seventh grade, I rented "Halloween 3" 544 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,447 because you wanted to watch it. 545 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:10,350 And the next day my parents got a call from Tipper Gore herself 546 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:13,119 saying that I was a goddamn witch. 547 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,055 - Jordy-- - No, no. 548 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,925 I have been holding onto this one for half a decade. 549 00:34:19,025 --> 00:34:20,593 It is still my turn. 550 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:26,399 She told them that I was a bad influence. 551 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,469 And you want to know the most fucked-up part? 552 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:32,439 They believed her. 553 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:36,343 My own parents believed her. 554 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:40,347 So they went through my tapes. 555 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,515 And they read my diary. 556 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:44,584 They went through all of my stuff. 557 00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:47,554 I mean, stripped me down to the studs, including-- 558 00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:50,724 - Your makeup. I'm so sorry. - Not my makeup. 559 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,359 My face. 560 00:34:54,961 --> 00:34:56,129 Okay? 561 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,700 So, you can honestly just save your apologies. 562 00:35:02,736 --> 00:35:05,705 That woman... she can't be trusted. 563 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,976 And if you still can't bother standing up for me 564 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:11,878 five years later... 565 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,381 neither can you. 566 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,185 Are we done here? 567 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:22,188 - Yeah. - Good. 568 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:04,698 Happy Hollow Police Department. 569 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:07,834 Hi, can I speak with Officer Hartman? 570 00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:09,402 Who? 571 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:12,806 Officer Hartman. I've spoken with him a few times this week. 572 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,742 There's no officer by that name. 573 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:20,513 You sure you weren't thinking of anybody else? 574 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,221 We're five minutes late, Tracy. 575 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:03,857 Sorry, just give it another minute. 576 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:24,477 Excuse me. 577 00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:27,614 Thank you all for your patience. 578 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,550 I believe we're ready to begin. 579 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:50,070 Good evening, peons. 580 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:54,474 Before we may proceed, we request your tributes to the Dark Lord, 581 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:57,677 as well as your cards of summoning. 582 00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:03,683 - Thanks, Spud. - Not a problem. 583 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:08,455 Thanks, Spud. 584 00:38:09,089 --> 00:38:10,090 Here you go. 585 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:11,958 Thanks, man. 586 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,094 Hey! 587 00:38:14,994 --> 00:38:17,597 Invitation, please. 588 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,165 Must have got lost in the mail. 589 00:38:19,265 --> 00:38:23,670 Oh, that's interesting because this is an exclusive event. 590 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,772 You've just been excluded, so... 591 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,174 Tell you what. 592 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:31,177 I'll pay you double, 'cause I'm a nice guy. 593 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:34,814 I don't-- I don't think you heard me. What I had said was-- 594 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:38,018 I wasn't finished. I can either pay you double, 595 00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:41,855 or I can give the cops a tip about some suspicious activity. 596 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,026 Just let him in. 597 00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:49,429 - Just don't be an ass, all right, Cliff? - Who me? 598 00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:54,300 The Dark Lord does not discriminate 599 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,736 based on dickishness, Cliff. 600 00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:59,139 Proceed. - All right. 601 00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,776 Belial... 602 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:04,444 Behemoth... 603 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,780 Beelzebub... 604 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,782 Asmodeus... 605 00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:11,051 Satanas... 606 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:12,752 Lucifer... 607 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,155 Belial... 608 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:17,157 Behemoth... 609 00:39:17,557 --> 00:39:19,526 Beelzebub... 610 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,062 Asmodeus... 611 00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:23,897 Satanas... 612 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:25,899 Lucifer... 613 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:41,147 Holy shit, they got a goat. 614 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:56,596 Welcome... to the bowels of Hell! 615 00:39:57,664 --> 00:40:00,166 Uh, where is that coming from? 616 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:01,368 There. 617 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:03,403 Come. 618 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:08,441 Be reborn of the darkness. 619 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:11,745 Take your places and bow 620 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,848 to the Knights of the Night... 621 00:40:14,948 --> 00:40:16,983 - Dethkrunch. 622 00:40:30,296 --> 00:40:32,098 - Silentium! 623 00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:41,207 - New blood. - So sweet. 624 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:42,375 Ah... 625 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,110 Before we continue... 626 00:40:44,711 --> 00:40:47,547 we must ask of you an oath. 627 00:40:50,517 --> 00:40:51,885 In blood. 628 00:40:53,687 --> 00:40:55,855 And we will begin with... 629 00:40:56,923 --> 00:40:59,659 - Clifford Nelson. 630 00:41:02,262 --> 00:41:05,899 In the world above, you have it all, Clifford. 631 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:09,869 But here, we can offer you something much greater. 632 00:41:11,705 --> 00:41:15,175 We offer you loyalty from your peers. 633 00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:19,112 We give you acceptance, and in return 634 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:21,614 we ask that you give us an oath. 635 00:41:23,616 --> 00:41:26,519 Silentium es aureum, Satanas. 636 00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:32,258 Silentium es aureum, Satanas. 637 00:41:39,866 --> 00:41:42,469 - Judith. 638 00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:44,704 Judith. Do not let her do that. 639 00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:46,940 Lighten up, Tonya. 640 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:50,310 Judith Sanders. 641 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:53,947 Above you are beloved. 642 00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:57,083 But with that comes expectations. 643 00:41:57,517 --> 00:41:59,686 The cloak of darkness 644 00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:02,355 offers freedom from expectations, 645 00:42:02,455 --> 00:42:06,826 and in return we ask of you... an oath. 646 00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:12,399 Silentium es aureum, Satanas. 647 00:42:23,643 --> 00:42:26,146 Tonya Perkins. 648 00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,852 No thanks. I don't speak Latin. 649 00:42:32,952 --> 00:42:35,121 Come on. Just do what she wants. 650 00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:38,625 Screw you, Fred. I don't even know what it means. 651 00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:39,826 It could be a curse. 652 00:42:39,926 --> 00:42:42,228 It means keep your trap shut or go. 653 00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:46,099 I said no. [scoffs] Freak. 654 00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:55,675 Call me a freak again. 655 00:42:56,276 --> 00:42:58,945 Just skip me, or whatever. 656 00:42:59,045 --> 00:43:01,915 Say it or get the hell out. 657 00:43:02,015 --> 00:43:06,019 - God, why are you so weird? - Say it or leave! 658 00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:08,455 Sorry I'm not as comfortable caking shit on my face 659 00:43:08,555 --> 00:43:10,223 as you, freak! 660 00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:13,059 I've got a skin care routine to take care of, so... 661 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:20,066 You fucking psycho bitch! 662 00:43:21,234 --> 00:43:24,270 This shirt cost $30! 663 00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:27,073 Hey! Wait! 664 00:43:27,173 --> 00:43:30,143 Does anyone else want to fuck with me? 665 00:43:30,577 --> 00:43:32,078 Huh? 666 00:43:32,979 --> 00:43:36,049 Good. Together on the count of three. 667 00:43:36,149 --> 00:43:38,385 One, two, three. 668 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:42,155 Silentium es aureum, Satanas. 669 00:43:47,727 --> 00:43:49,696 Now let's fucking rock. 670 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:58,471 So many new faces tonight. 671 00:43:59,539 --> 00:44:05,045 There are many, many things to be afraid of in this town. 672 00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:08,615 But what I see in front of me tonight 673 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:11,451 is incredibly encouraging. 674 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,156 For me tonight, I see hope. 675 00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:17,490 Hi. 676 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:21,261 And we parents must cling to that hope. 677 00:44:21,361 --> 00:44:23,830 We must use it like armor 678 00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:27,033 as we are entering dark times. 679 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:30,870 Entering? We're already there. 680 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:32,472 Hell has spilled over into this town. 681 00:44:32,572 --> 00:44:35,775 - It does often feel that way. - I don't think you understand. 682 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:39,312 I'm not speaking figuratively, Mrs. Whitehead. 683 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,315 I'm telling the truth. 684 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:45,118 Last night, I was attacked. 685 00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:49,089 By who, dear? 686 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:53,093 Nobody. Not that I could see, but... 687 00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:56,429 I just... felt it. 688 00:44:57,764 --> 00:45:00,066 It was cold and... 689 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,835 Dark. 690 00:45:07,674 --> 00:45:08,808 I believe you. 691 00:45:09,676 --> 00:45:14,314 Last night, there was something at the foot of my bed. 692 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:17,317 Just staring right at me. 693 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:21,755 I tried to yell, but I couldn't. 694 00:45:22,422 --> 00:45:24,357 And I think it knew, 695 00:45:24,457 --> 00:45:27,494 because every time I tried to open my mouth... 696 00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:31,865 - it smiled. 697 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:36,102 I know I'm not crazy. 698 00:45:36,202 --> 00:45:37,837 I know it. 699 00:45:37,937 --> 00:45:40,206 I believe you. 700 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,877 Something tried to get inside me. 701 00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,280 I-- I felt it, 702 00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:50,183 pushing down on my chest. 703 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,852 I-- I couldn't breathe. 704 00:45:52,952 --> 00:45:55,889 I thought I was dreaming, but when I woke up... 705 00:45:58,525 --> 00:45:59,592 Please... 706 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:02,562 pardon my indecency, Tracy. 707 00:46:12,472 --> 00:46:15,208 - Oh, dear Lord. - I tried to tell my husband, 708 00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:18,278 - but he didn't believe me. I believe you. 709 00:46:18,378 --> 00:46:20,213 I felt it too. 710 00:46:21,581 --> 00:46:24,617 I believe you. 711 00:46:24,718 --> 00:46:26,319 So did I. 712 00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:28,388 I believe you. 713 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,191 So did I. 714 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:43,269 We have a special guest with us this evening. 715 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:48,008 Linda Campbell, thank you so much for joining us. 716 00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:54,180 Parents of Happy Hollow, 717 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,485 do you know how evil takes root? 718 00:46:58,585 --> 00:46:59,619 Hmm? 719 00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:06,092 Through cracks in the foundation. 720 00:47:06,593 --> 00:47:08,762 It's true. It's true... 721 00:47:10,930 --> 00:47:12,499 Why are you staring at me? 722 00:47:14,768 --> 00:47:16,569 Because Linda... 723 00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:21,307 I believe that you, and only you, 724 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:25,345 are to blame for the evil that has taken over this town. 725 00:47:29,749 --> 00:47:30,717 Th-- 726 00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:33,353 - That's absurd. Is it? 727 00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:38,525 Who here has heard the rumors about Dylan Campbell? 728 00:47:40,493 --> 00:47:43,863 No. No, no, no. My son... 729 00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:48,268 - My son is a good boy. - He was a good boy. 730 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:51,304 But something went wrong along the way. 731 00:47:51,404 --> 00:47:54,741 - Didn't it? Horribly wrong. - No. 732 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:57,410 And you let it happen. 733 00:47:57,844 --> 00:48:00,814 You let evil into your home! 734 00:48:00,914 --> 00:48:02,048 No. 735 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:06,252 You let evil corrupt your only son. 736 00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:08,288 And that corruption, people, 737 00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:11,191 is the crack within our foundation 738 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,393 from which this evil has spread. 739 00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:16,262 Do you want to know who's responsible for all of this? 740 00:48:16,363 --> 00:48:17,364 No, stop it. 741 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:20,500 Do you want a place to put your fear, 742 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,702 to direct your outrage? 743 00:48:22,802 --> 00:48:26,806 Look no further than the mother of evil herself! 744 00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:30,210 - Do you believe me? We believe you. 745 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:33,413 - No. - I believe that her son 746 00:48:33,513 --> 00:48:37,517 has invited evil into our town! Do you believe me? 747 00:48:37,617 --> 00:48:39,119 We believe you. 748 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:43,023 I believe that her negligence and her failures as a mother 749 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:47,560 is the very reason Ryan Hudson is buried in the ground! 750 00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:50,597 Do you believe me? We believe you! 751 00:48:50,697 --> 00:48:52,632 No! No! 752 00:48:52,732 --> 00:48:54,467 No. 753 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:03,076 No... 754 00:49:22,662 --> 00:49:24,030 We're closed. 755 00:49:25,598 --> 00:49:28,101 I-I'm sorry, I just have a question. 756 00:49:28,201 --> 00:49:29,602 We open back up tomorrow at 8:00. 757 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:33,073 Why would my mom spend $10,000 on a working car? 758 00:49:33,606 --> 00:49:35,275 Why don't you ask him? 759 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:37,344 Bob, this young lady has a question 760 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,579 about one of your customers. 761 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:44,884 What can I do for ya? 762 00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:52,659 Officer Hartman! 763 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,028 No! 764 00:49:55,695 --> 00:49:56,563 No. 765 00:50:01,034 --> 00:50:04,771 ♪ All hail the Prince of Darkness ♪ 766 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:08,208 ♪ All hail the Lord of Terror ♪ 767 00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:11,444 ♪ All hail the Prince of Darkness ♪ 768 00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:14,814 ♪ All hail the Lord of Terror ♪ 769 00:50:14,914 --> 00:50:18,118 ♪ All hail the Prince of Darkness ♪ 770 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:21,821 ♪ All hail the Lord of Terror ♪ 771 00:50:21,921 --> 00:50:25,158 ♪ All hail the Prince of Darkness ♪ 772 00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:30,797 ♪ All hail Satan ♪ 773 00:50:35,368 --> 00:50:37,103 Whoo! 774 00:50:38,405 --> 00:50:40,540 Guys, that was incredible. 775 00:50:43,643 --> 00:50:44,811 He likes you. 776 00:50:45,245 --> 00:50:47,047 How can you tell? 777 00:50:47,147 --> 00:50:48,448 He's not biting you. 778 00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:54,854 How was it? 779 00:50:57,757 --> 00:51:00,126 Dylan! Dylan! 780 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,132 We still part of the band, right? 781 00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:11,705 I don't think it's a band anymore. 782 00:51:19,512 --> 00:51:21,715 Tonya Marie Perkins! 783 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,685 My God. 784 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,122 What happened to you? 785 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:33,693 Satanists tried to recruit me into a cult. 786 00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:36,296 Please don't be mad. 787 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:43,303 ♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪ 788 00:51:43,403 --> 00:51:46,439 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 789 00:51:46,539 --> 00:51:50,410 ♪ What so proudly we hailed... ♪ 790 00:51:50,510 --> 00:51:53,747 "This symbol is used to summon 791 00:51:53,847 --> 00:51:56,816 the myriad of Hell's minions." 792 00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:05,158 - Max? 793 00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:11,865 Hey, buddy. 794 00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:15,235 - You okay? 795 00:52:30,216 --> 00:52:32,285 What the hell...