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- Stand by.
- All right, background, listen up!
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Fish People, find an eyeline
to the second moon.
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Moss Men, camera right
of the temple ruins. Thank you.
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I'm sorry, I wasn't really listening,
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- so I'm having a bit of difficulty...
- Fish head, man legs, second moon.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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Daniel. Dag, the new third.
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Oh, hey! Nice to meet you.
Where are we on lighting?
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Also, talk to catering.
No soup for the Fish People.
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Yeah, I don't want... Quiet on set!
...fluids on their scales.
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- Adam, mate, how's your morning?
- Try this.
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Turkey meat, Muscle Milk,
it's like Thanksgiving dinner on steroids.
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Wow, turkey on steroids.
Gobble, gobble. Mum, no, sorry, bye.
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Do me a favor. Go and smell Gary.
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- Smell him?
- Gary, the boom guy.
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I need to know if he's... Quiet on set!
...drunk or high, or both.
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Dan, we have a Fish Person
in a panic spiral.
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I'm sorry, I think
I'm having a panic attack.
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I think it must be the latex.
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Boz, how long 'til we wrap
the Fish People?
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- About an hour and a half.
- Twenty minutes.
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Can you give me 20 minutes, mate?
Yeah, try this.
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It's kiwi and passionfruit. All right.
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So, I smelled Gary. I think weed.
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Okay, great. High is good.
He can operate when he's high.
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Can you interrupt me in six seconds?
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- Peter, good sir.
- Oh, Dan, I've got a joke for you.
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- Probably not okay, but fuck it.
- Great, hit me.
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So, a transsexual goes into a swamp--
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- Daniel, bit of an emergency.
- Hold that punchline.
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Emergency, nurse! Good work.
Where are we on lighting?
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Also, do not let Peter finish that joke.
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Holy fucking shit, the studio's on fire!
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Okay, it's just some houses.
We're back, everyone.
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- Please ignore the burning houses.
- Daniel, I think Eric's concerned.
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He's very white, even for a German.
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- I'm concerned.
- That's concerning.
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Daniel, I'm concerned.
My big waterfall scene, 16 set-ups.
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- I don't think we'll get it.
- Eric, trust me.
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- You have my word. We'll get it!
- Good.
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Yeah, we're not gonna get it.
Absolutely no way.
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- Today's a fireball and it'll kill us all.
- Shane is online. He may have notes.
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- Shane is online.
- Great. Excellent. Keep me looped.
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- God, I love my life.
- Fish Man incoming.
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- Outstanding.
- I just really want this off me!
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Easy, easy.
That's four hours in the chair.
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Look, I don't know if you know the comics.
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I do. It's the last thing
my dad read to me.
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And, sir, I would switch places
with you in a heartbeat.
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'Cause you're a Fish Man! Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Fish Man traveling.
- Oh, my God, was that actually real?
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Well, my dad is dead,
but he was more into sports.
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- Where are we on lighting?
- Update from Shane. Shane has no notes.
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Shane has no notes.
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Great, well, thank you
for conveying his lack of input.
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Lighting is set, lighting is set!
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Okay, we are set for rehearsal, everyone!
We are rehearsing!
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- Rehearsal!
- We set on camera?
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- Set!
- Okay, let's bring up the wind.
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Bring up the wind!
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Okay, we're good on atmos.
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- Go water.
- Go water!
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So, just another 83 days,
and then we're done.
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Let's savor every moment. Fish helmet!
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And... action!
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And finally, we come
to the heart of the matter.
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Meeting of the elders. Eye. Tecto.
Magic hour, the sun has just set.
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All dusky.
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Everything's so fucking dark
these days, isn't it?
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Restaurants. Mad.
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And the blue screen,
a thunderous waterfall.
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- Yes, love it, love it. How thunderous?
- Can we show Adam the pre-vis?
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- Yeah, looking up for the pre-vis.
- Looking up for the pre-vis, folks!
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Yeah, yeah. Holy shit.
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Wow, that looks great!
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Why am I walking like that though?
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Obviously, the walking is weird,
but the swagger is interesting.
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- Swaggering but anxious.
- Okay.
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Like a panther
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on its way to a job interview.
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- What?
- Well, not that, but that.
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Can you take me there
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in a walk?
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I'm Tecto, bitch. Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay, that's last looks, everyone!
- Last looks, folks!
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- Thank you!
- Thank you!
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Heads up,
we don't really say "folks," yeah?
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We're not line dancing. Not to be a dick.
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Thirty-two percent sleep efficiency.
No wonder he's fussy.
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Eric. I bought him a sleep ring.
Just to monitor his well-being.
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Would love to get him horizontal.
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- Very, very pro-nap.
- Why is that there?
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Sorry. Pat Shannon's coming.
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- Cheese and crackers.
- Okay, sure.
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Not panicking. I'm--
Just take five, everyone!
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- Take five!
- I am cold as ice.
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Justin, it's me. Pat Shannon's here.
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Repeat, repeat, repeat.
The Toy Man cometh.
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- Do you want me to ask the boy?
- Negative.
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Do not engage the boy.
The boy is not a boy.
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Steph, I need you to wrangle Eric
back to his trailer.
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Oh, I am angling for a wrangling.
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Eric! The studio's coming
to see you today.
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Pat Shannon's personally coming
to see you.
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So, the day hath come,
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when the suits shall flutter
down from the trees.
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Thoughts towards a new ending. Steph?
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Oh, Eric, gladly.
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Why is he here?
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He's apparently in town
to launch some new inflatables
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at the European Toy Convention.
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- My God, the banality!
- The money man. God's Rottweiler.
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Some say he can't read. That's sad.
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So, while Pat's in town,
how do we feel
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about a little extra lighting?
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So you want me
to do my little dance for the Toy Man.
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And you clap and spank me
and we all laugh.
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Never. We'd never laugh or spank.
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Look, I don't think this,
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but we already know the studio
thinks the movie's too dark, so...
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They know what I am.
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I'm a weird, difficult guy.
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I look like this hipster chinos man
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who goes to Muji
to buy a towel, but I'm not.
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I'm strange and I'm serious.
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I don't know how to think
like the kind of guy who washes his car,
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eats a chicken drumstick
with his wife, and then has a bath.
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If that's what they want, hire Ron Howard.
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Church. And Eric, if the studio tries
to muck about with your vision in any way,
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I will cut my heart out
with a sushi knife.
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- Won't we, guys?
- Absolutely, 100%.
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Sorry,
this is literally my first day, so...
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Call Justin. I want my producer here
to fight my corner.
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Justin's cutting short the Morocco scout.
He's coming straight back.
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Look, Eric.
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A little bit of extra lighting
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will buy you
the relationship capital, yeah?
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So then you can
make the movie you want to make,
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but behind the movie
they think you're making.
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All that stuff about the planet,
about fracking--
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I do want to say something about fracking.
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But there can be no more light.
There's no light source.
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Unless, there's a second sun.
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Not sunset...
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but sunrise.
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Oh, bravo! He's done it again.
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That's why you won
the Golden Leopard at Locarno.
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You know, this is really good stuff, Eric.
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Suck his dick, Greta Gerwig.
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Okay, we need to clean house
for the big visit, so smell Gary again.
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If he still smells of weed,
speak to wardrobe, have him sprayed.
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And make sure
nobody shows Pat around P stage.
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What's on P stage?
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About 60 live Yoshino cherry trees
we had imported from Kyoto
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and then cut from the script.
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The waste!
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You could build a children's hospital.
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- It's absolutely hilarious.
- Yeah. But what price dreams?
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Instead of sunset, sunrise.
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But here's the genius part.
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Two suns.
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Wow, double sunri--
Okay. Thank you. Maestro.
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Done it again.
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Breast-fed Ted. Breast-fed Ted.
Please board the emergency vessel.
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Please board the emergency vessel.
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All right, fuck off.
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Okay, let's go, now.
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All right, picture's up. Let's roll sound
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- and bring up that wind!
- Rolling!
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The genocidal jockey
tip-toed gently past the baby's coffin.
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Okay, and...
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action.
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The great Eye, reduced to begging
before the Council of the Moss Men!
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- For a man with second sight--
- Sorry, why are you shouting?
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Why is he shouting?
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I'm not shouting. I'm raising my voice
because we're next to a waterfall,
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- so I would be project--
- Okay, cut.
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- All right, cut there.
- Cut there.
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Why would we be having a judicial meeting
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- next to a waterfall if we had to shout?
- That's just how loud waterfalls are.
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- Eric, how loud are waterfalls?
- They're deafening.
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Dan, can we play in the sound
of the thunderous waterfall from Fiji?
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- No.
- Why not?
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‘Cause Milo said no. Milo!
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No one told me.
If you need a guide, you'll have to shout.
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Waterfall! They're like that loud.
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Waterfall! Waterfall!
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- Waterfall! Waterfall!
- Waterfall!
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- Waterfall! Waterfall!
- The Great Eye...
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- Waterfall! Waterfall!
- And that's the sound
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of the water pounding on the rocks.
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- Waterfall!
- Waterfall.
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It's a fucking council meeting
to consider an extradition proceeding.
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- If it was loud, we'd be in an office.
- But they don't have offices,
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because they're 80% moss.
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And yet they have paperweights
for their paperwork.
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I mean, we're not savages.
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I'm sorry. Am I getting input
from the stuff
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that grows on fucking rocks now?
Can this one go away, please?
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I'm sorry, Peter.
I really am. I really am.
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But I just really committed to the idea
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- of raising my voice and I'm--
- Peter, how would you feel
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about meeting Adam halfway, volume-wise?
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Well, I can't actually,
because I've got polyps
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on my vocal nodes, brought on by TMT.
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Too Much Theater. Sorry.
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More like TMV. Too Much Vino.
So, I think the man is coming.
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The studio man?
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Wowzers.
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He's a burly man, isn't he?
Big, hurly-burly man.
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Eric, I think tactical lighting break
while we welcome the studio.
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Horst!
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Is there any swearing
you'd like to do beforehand, or...
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Shitwit. Cocktangle money fascist.
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Fuck-clump cosmic anus
human hambone prick.
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- Such an imagination.
- Granny fucker.
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I'm not sure if you remember.
I was third AD on Thunderon--
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Eric Bouchard, The Unlikening.
What a movie.
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- Truly, not worthy.
- Oh, my God! Wow! Thank you.
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Hey, can I get a selfie, please?
My kids will kill me if I don't.
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- Of course!
- Yeah? Thanks.
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There it is. Thanks.
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No, thank you, man,
for letting me play in your sandbox.
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Steph, his right-leg woman.
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I wish I could just
crack open your head and drink the juice.
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- Hand-man, woman.
- You know what? Let's go to crafty.
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I have the need for feed. Come on.
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What? Do you mind dealing with all...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Here it comes.
Charge of the Light Brigade.
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The second sun!
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Beautiful! Horst!
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Give me a tan!
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Now that is a luxurious cheese plate, huh?
236
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,253
Right-hand woman.
237
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,964
I do know the difference
between hands and legs.
238
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,925
So, Maestro.
239
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,929
Just to let you know,
professional courtesy,
240
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,099
there has been a genocide.
241
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,934
- Genocide?
- Yeah.
242
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,062
We needed a sweetener for Centurios 2.
243
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,691
We had a run of dry plot pellets
and we needed a little chutney
244
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,442
to get over that third act hump,
245
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,027
so we massacred the Fish People.
246
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:18,988
Chutney?
247
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:24,619
Visceral chutney. Man, woman, child.
Brutal, devastating, badass.
248
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,039
- The Fish People are in my movie.
- Sure.
249
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,541
Or are they?
250
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,210
Right. No, but they are.
251
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,630
Well, all I'm saying
is they've been slaughtered in the movie
252
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,049
sequentially prior to the one
you're making, so...
253
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,927
- Shane knows?
- Shane knows everything.
254
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,637
Shane's super happy
with how it turned out.
255
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847
Spectacular. I'm telling you,
256
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,557
it'll blow your eyeballs
out of your asshole.
257
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,475
Shane said the first cut
of the genocide sequence
258
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,520
- made him giddy like a schoolgirl.
- Shane loves what you're doing up here.
259
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,648
I do. We do. He does.
260
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,900
In Shane we trust. Guy's never wrong.
261
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,403
- We're blushing.
- Sorry. I'm just trying to recalibrate
262
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,948
- my sense of the universe.
- Oh, sure. You take your time, sir.
263
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,785
I get it, everything's connected.
It's all just one big thing.
264
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,455
The Fish People are carrying
a lot of thematic luggage.
265
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,582
All right. Look.
266
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,250
- Napkin?
- Thanks.
267
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,128
Centurios 2 is our tentpole, all right?
268
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,630
Without our tentpole,
we don't have a tent.
269
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,799
And without a tent,
we get eaten in our sleep
270
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,552
by 9-year-old TikTok kids
with superhero fatigue.
271
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,930
Which is not a real illness, and a scam.
272
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,725
Excuse me one second.
273
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,354
Yeah, you got 25 seconds.
Start talking or I'm hanging up.
274
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,273
What the fuck just happened?
275
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,026
"Tentpole"? Then what the fuck are we?
276
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,612
We're a tentpole. We are.
Tents have many poles.
277
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,405
Where's Justin? Where's my producer?
278
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,075
I cannot think studio logic.
I'm not a left-brain guy.
279
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,202
Hey, you have two right brains.
Maybe more.
280
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,455
Justin is wheels-up in Tangier,
no later than 1300.
281
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,291
- Now, how do we feel about a nap?
- I don't want a nap, Stephanie!
282
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,585
I want my fucking Fish People!
283
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,215
And I want a parking space
and a craft nook.
284
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,383
We're all making compromises.
285
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,468
- Okay, call lunch.
- That's lunch, folks!
286
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,679
- Guys!
- Escort Pat to the taco truck.
287
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,516
Do not let him out of your sight.
No P stage. We all breathe.
288
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,601
God, this is so rewarding.
289
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,689
Anyone wanna hang out
for a sandwich and a chat or...
290
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,359
No? Okay.
291
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,658
So many Maximum movies, and thank God!
292
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,412
Toxic Man. Pretty sure I dated him.
293
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,247
Yeah.
294
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:37,210
Crimson Splash. Could be a UTI.
Watch the film, see your doctor.
295
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,214
But just to make you aware,
296
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,216
very open to something
on the corporate side.
297
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,970
Current role, bad pay,
lots of standing up.
298
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,848
It's kind of like being a cow or a camel,
299
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,726
if they were badly paid,
which I suppose, in a way, they are.
300
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,978
Excuse me a second.
Could you shut the fuck up?
301
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,565
Are you kidding?
My God, so happy to shut up.
302
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,900
Appreciate it. All right, yeah, I'm back.
303
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:05,488
Centurios 2: Chrontinuum Begins.
Cannot wait.
304
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,868
Your chariot, sire!
305
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,044
- What? What is it? Are we back on?
- Pat's at the truck.
306
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,464
I just need to sit and eat.
I was up at 03:00 for the commute.
307
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,591
03:00? That's a lie-in.
308
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,761
That's a cool pillow.
309
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,430
Sleep tech. Not meant to be cool.
310
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,558
What a day.
No wonder you all look so tired.
311
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:34,976
Today? This is nothing.
312
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,270
You should've been here
the day the rigging collapsed.
313
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,022
That was fun.
314
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,108
Not for everyone, sadly. But, nah.
315
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,611
Everything's exactly as it's meant to be.
316
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,573
Hey, Siri, read new messages.
317
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,867
Lucas heard me crying again.
318
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,203
We need to talk to him
about the divorce.
319
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,914
I don't care if you're busy
with your shitty movie
320
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,957
for masturbating fucknerds.
321
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,586
Crying face emoji,
crying face emoji, crying face emoji.
322
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,175
Everything's exactly as it's meant to be.
323
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,177
Do you know where
the production office is?
324
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,471
- Anita.
- Sorry, do I know you?
325
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,932
It's Daniel.
326
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,309
What are you...
327
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,936
I'm firsting on Tecto.
328
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,271
Okay.
329
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,359
- Well, I see you're sleeping, so...
- So, I...
330
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,112
heard that you're producing now?
331
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:31,866
Oh, yeah, on the TV side of Maximum.
The League of Exceptional Jessicas.
332
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,202
Vulture, I think it was, called it
333
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,706
"one of last month's top seven promos
dominating the cultural conversation."
334
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,124
So, yeah.
335
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,960
Right. No idea.
I've barely even heard of that.
336
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,422
- Dag, do you-- You said you needed to--
- Oh, no, I'm good. Thanks, Dan.
337
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,132
Love your cape.
338
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,134
Thank you. Not all heroes wear them.
339
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,220
But just so I've got it clear in my head,
how long are you in town?
340
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,639
Sorry, I have to take this.
341
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,766
Yes, I have an update for you.
342
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,062
God. You okay?
343
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,064
Brutal.
344
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,567
- What was?
- The way she just cut you dead.
345
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,569
'Cause what's the history there?
Did you two...
346
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,904
This is not an appropriate
third AD interaction, yeah?
347
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,990
So, I need you to just
swap the battery out on that
348
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,076
and charge my vape. Thanks.
349
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,871
Peter can't see.
350
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,875
Peter can't see.
351
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,254
Peter can't see!
352
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,798
Peter can't see. Peter can't see.
353
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,092
- Hot muffins at crafty.
- Get off channel two.
354
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,554
Sorry, didn't catch that.
Hot muffins at crafty. Over.
355
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,598
Sorry, if we've been massacred,
356
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,683
- do we still get our per diem?
- Just talk to production.
357
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,894
That's a wrap
on the Fish People, everyone!
358
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,230
- Beautiful work! Is he in there?
- Come on, Daniel.
359
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,107
He doesn't interrupt your naps.
360
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,484
Eric!
361
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,487
- Eric, Peter can't see.
- What do you mean he can't see?
362
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,113
From his eyes. He can't see from his eyes.
363
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,115
He has to be able to see. He's Eye.
364
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,867
He can't. He can't see,
because we left him
365
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,744
in front of the new sunrise rig
you asked for
366
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,162
and we've sunburnt his eyes.
367
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,288
Sunburnt?
368
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,332
With the lights, yeah.
We've burnt a man's eyes.
369
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,750
But he has second sight.
370
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,044
Yeah, but that's not a real eye
on his helmet, is it, Steph?
371
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,587
His real eyes are the ones
inside his face.
372
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,090
- Those are the ones we've burnt.
- Right. No, that is bad.
373
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,635
Peter wants a fucking word.
I didn't have time to edit that.
374
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,263
- And is this a director thing?
- Very much yes. Very, very yes.
375
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,266
Peter, sir.
376
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,353
- How are we feeling?
- It fucking hurts.
377
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,939
And I'm terribly and profoundly blind,
but apart from that...
378
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,109
Your sarcasm is noted and appreciated.
379
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,362
Also, this man is my lawyer.
He'll be representing me for damages.
380
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,948
I'm encouraging him
not to comment at this time,
381
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,825
because English is not his first language.
382
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,076
Tell me, Peter,
383
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,162
are you familiar with Herzog's
The Burden of Dreams?
384
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,081
Eric, do not dress this up
385
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,667
as some noble sacrifice
at the altar of cinema.
386
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,211
- Look at me!
- Oh, Christ.
387
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:52,007
You flashbanged my eyeballs,
you spineless fuckhead!
388
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,510
- Can you hear me?
- I'm nodding.
389
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,388
I'm disagreeing,
but I'm respecting your point of view
390
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,348
and I'm conveying that by nodding.
391
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,226
Guys? Guys, I think
there's something wrong with my eyes.
392
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,936
Oh, here he is. Yale Boy.
393
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,355
Never seen a bandwagon
he didn't want to jump on.
394
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:11,359
I-- I can't see properly.
If I look straight ahead, it's all weird.
395
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,528
- Holy shit.
- What? What's he saying? What did he say?
396
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,405
His eyes are considerably worse
than yours.
397
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,115
- Okay--
- What? No. Is it bad?
398
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,451
- Is it permanent?
- No, it's temporary, okay?
399
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,745
It's sunburn, but for your eyes.
400
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,164
What? I have eye-burn?
401
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,458
What are you talking about?
They look fine.
402
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,793
No, they don't look fine! Yours look fine!
403
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,587
Are you serious? You must be blind
404
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,172
- if you can't see these.
- I am.
405
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,674
My eyes look like the tip
of Ronald McDonald's dick!
406
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,010
Oh, now he's raising his voice!
I thought he had polyps.
407
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,762
Oh, what would you know
about fucking polyps?
408
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,263
Oh, actually,
I've been running the numbers,
409
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,057
and we've done
about the same amount of theater, so...
410
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,476
Now I've heard it all.
You getting this, Victor?
411
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,144
You just perjured yourself, arsehole!
412
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:49,189
Pat's on set. He's in his chair.
He's asking why we're not shooting.
413
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,441
Peter, you know what?
I truly respect you. I do.
414
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,776
Especially your work in the '80s.
415
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,945
Can't be that easy
playing that many races in one film.
416
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,030
But fuck you.
417
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,407
You really want to play
whose theater cock is bigger?
418
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:04,079
- 'Cause I'm packing an absolute rager!
- Guys, guys, guys!
419
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,789
The studio wanted more lighting
420
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,875
because the culture demands
a saturated aesthetic.
421
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,377
So, in a way,
422
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,462
- the culture blinded you.
- Fuck off, Eric.
423
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,546
- Get fucked, Eric.
- Sure.
424
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,299
Maybe just keep shooting,
but with bells around their necks,
425
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,593
- so they know where to look.
- The Toy Man is gonna find out.
426
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,512
He's like a shark, but for mistakes.
427
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,681
Someone needs to tell him.
428
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,141
- Hey, guys. Everything okay?
- Yeah, definitely.
429
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,894
- Everything's completely amazing.
- Cool. Well, Shane's doing his hot yoga,
430
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,480
so I've got a couple of moments
to eat my-- Namaste, sir.
431
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,357
I'll action that.
432
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,694
That's not actionable right now,
but consider it pre-actioned.
433
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,862
Okay, Pat doesn't know
who any of us are, okay?
434
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,322
Not really, but once we tell him,
435
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,199
we will always be the people
who burned the eyeballs
436
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,659
of a man called "Eye."
437
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,828
Justin's here at 04:00,
so that's 40 minutes.
438
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,788
We stall Pat,
and then we hide behind Justin.
439
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,748
We let him absorb the punishment.
It's his fucking job.
440
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,334
- I wouldn't be uninterested in this.
- So, let's just shoot.
441
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,502
- Reshoot the master.
- Yeah.
442
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,795
Just eyes on the prize,
443
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,131
with apologies to all those
currently without eyes.
444
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,091
Bring in Adam and Peter's stand-ins.
I'm ten-one.
445
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,887
- Update.
- Ambulance is here.
446
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,848
Peter and Adam are refusing
to travel together.
447
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,891
Calling in a second ambulance. Over.
448
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,277
Nice merch.
449
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,697
Hello.
450
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,743
Thunderon, sound of rumble.
Where it all began.
451
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,246
Yeah, I had the hoodie as well,
which is pretty collectible now,
452
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,998
- but my mum threw it away.
- Yeah.
453
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083
Your mom's a very stupid lady.
454
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,629
- Yeah, she's actually not very well.
- And?
455
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,760
Why aren't we shooting, son?
456
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,178
Lighting.
457
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,013
- You know how it goes.
- Yeah.
458
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,974
My God, of course you know.
You're the Pat Shannon.
459
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,897
I know what you really think of me.
460
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,941
Come on. I'm the thumb-head guy
461
00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,820
who botched his high five
with Shane at Comic-Con 2017. Yeah.
462
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,616
Well, let me tell you who I am.
463
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,120
'Cause there's above the line,
you know, the actors, the talent.
464
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,458
"Ooh, I'm the talent, I'm so talented!"
"Look at me! Ooh!"
465
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,629
Then there's below the line, the grunts.
466
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:23,218
"Ooh, I'm a grip. I made a camera dolly."
Yeah, whoop-di-shit.
467
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,346
But you know who I am, son?
468
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,768
I am the fucking line.
469
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,480
I'm the one constant force
in this entire universe,
470
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,940
and I'm totally invisible.
471
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,443
I'm also a grown-up. I'm here to help you.
472
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,488
I know about P stage.
473
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,323
The overspend.
474
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,993
I also know you're 12 days over.
475
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,788
What else do I need to know?
476
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,750
Shannon the Cannon.
477
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,586
- What's up, my man?
- Oh, Justin.
478
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,296
Mr. Producer.
479
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,590
Are you throwing my money around
like it's five years ago?
480
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,343
- Shall we?
- Yeah, come on, let's take a walk.
481
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,515
Relax. I'll tell him to get fucked.
482
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,017
Justin's here.
483
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,309
Hooray!
484
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,687
He's telling Pat to get fucked.
I think we should be fine.
485
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,566
- Here he is.
- Daddy's home. The rage sponge!
486
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,901
- The human ozone.
- Hey, guys.
487
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,446
So, I just told Pat to get fucked,
488
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,322
and I got fired.
489
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,493
Sorry.
490
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,121
What does this mean?
491
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,956
It means I don't have a job.
492
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,667
No, sure, but... for me?
493
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:39,753
Turning tides, I guess.
494
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,922
- They've brought in a new producer.
- Holy moly.
495
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,717
My God. HR. Already.
496
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,053
Hi, Shelly.
497
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,598
But you can't fire the ozone layer.
498
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,517
Daniel.
499
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,187
They're taking my producer.
500
00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:00,482
- Dialing Shane. He's keen to join in.
- My God.
501
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,276
Pat is just a stone-cold fuck.
502
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,446
We're all here. I am entering the tent.
503
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,282
The sound you're about to hear
is a zipper.
504
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,173
Fuck.
505
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,969
Okay, Moss Men,
camera right of the plinth!
506
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,682
Mo-Cap Men, kindly replacing
our Fish People, RIP.
507
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,225
Eyeline to the second sun!
508
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,018
- Mo-Cap Man incoming.
- Great, excellent.
509
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,978
I'm sorry,
this just isn't very breathable.
510
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:43,692
Peaches and cream. Break a leg.
We must shoot, we will shoot!
511
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,530
Big stunt tomorrow.
Got the actors up on wires.
512
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,783
- High stakes. Literal high stakes.
- Yep.
513
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:55,453
Also, tell studio facilities
to get those pigeons off C stage.
514
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:59,332
- The cooing's gonna kill us.
- Got it. Banish the pigeons.
515
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:06,256
Now you get to go home
for approximately 430 mins.
516
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,101
Can I just ask?
517
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,353
Why?
518
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,607
Full disclosure, just not great vibes.
519
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:33,158
So, this guy Curly
works in the circus for 30 years,
520
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,201
following the elephants around
with a big bucket,
521
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,870
scooping up all the elephant shit
522
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,247
and at the end of every night,
he has to burn it all.
523
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,043
So he goes home reeking
of burnt elephant shit.
524
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,462
And one day his brother
comes to him and says,
525
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,506
"Curly, great news,
I've got you a job at my office."
526
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,176
"Decent salary,
you can work regular hours."
527
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:57,807
And Curly goes,
"What? And quit show business?"
528
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:06,900
Absolute classic.
529
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,529
See you tomorrow.
530
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,004
Peter, can you describe
the plot of the movie in ten words?
531
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,173
I'm just gonna talk
and you can use whatever you want.
532
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,885
Now, you asked me
about coming up in theater.
533
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,553
Different world now.
534
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:40,517
Actors, the craft, this whole thing now,
"You can't play this if you're not that."
535
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,937
I can see my PR team,
you know, turning white, but fuck it.
536
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,563
Can you describe the plot of Tecto?
537
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:49,818
It's a story about this guy,
me, Tecto. I am...
538
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:52,904
the earthquake guy.
539
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,448
That... He goes through the--
540
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,368
on a voyage through space with--
to find this guy, Peter,
541
00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:02,330
who plays Eye, as-- Eye as in eye, not I.
542
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,625
He doesn't play me.
'Cause I'm me. I'm Tecto.
543
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,961
Have you ever seen
Sweet and Sour? Buddy movie.
544
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,921
Eddie Murphy. I play the Chinaman.
545
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:13,008
My agent calls me,
"Peter, Eddie would like to meet you."
546
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,676
I get to Eddie's place.
547
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,469
Do you know what he has
in the foyer of his house?
548
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,265
A 24-hour international buffet.
I shit you not.
549
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,436
I'm talking a cruise ship quality buffet.
All the food you could want.
550
00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:27,105
Wonton soup, Thai green curry,
and obviously,
551
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,940
he's got the heat lamps
to keep it all warm.
552
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,025
What's your role?
553
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:34,320
I'm first AD. First assistant director.
554
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:40,243
It's my job to keep the actors
from killing each other or themselves.
555
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:43,580
And also, I work with the director,
sort of assisting his vision.
556
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,002
Well, I'm everything. I'm Everything Man.
557
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,629
The world's most thankless superhero.
558
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,007
It was one of the great meals of my life.
559
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,843
Chili crab cakes, chicken korma,
chocolate fountain.
560
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,012
Obviously, I went back in
for seconds, because you could.
561
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,515
It was buffet style. No one was counting.
Shame about the movie.
562
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:07,270
People say I was very good in it,
but... who knows?