1 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,117 - Stand by. - All right, background, listen up! 2 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,453 Fish People, find an eyeline to the second moon. 3 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,581 Moss Men, camera right of the temple ruins. Thank you. 4 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,374 I'm sorry, I wasn't really listening, 5 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:44,419 - so I'm having a bit of difficulty... - Fish head, man legs, second moon. 6 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,795 - Thank you. - All right. 7 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,714 Daniel. Dag, the new third. 8 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,550 Oh, hey! Nice to meet you. Where are we on lighting? 9 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,054 Also, talk to catering. No soup for the Fish People. 10 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,556 Yeah, I don't want... Quiet on set! ...fluids on their scales. 11 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,183 - Adam, mate, how's your morning? - Try this. 12 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,061 Turkey meat, Muscle Milk, it's like Thanksgiving dinner on steroids. 13 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,230 Wow, turkey on steroids. Gobble, gobble. Mum, no, sorry, bye. 14 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,066 Do me a favor. Go and smell Gary. 15 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,776 - Smell him? - Gary, the boom guy. 16 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:11,696 I need to know if he's... Quiet on set! ...drunk or high, or both. 17 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,990 Dan, we have a Fish Person in a panic spiral. 18 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,034 I'm sorry, I think I'm having a panic attack. 19 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,452 I think it must be the latex. 20 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,828 Boz, how long 'til we wrap the Fish People? 21 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,205 - About an hour and a half. - Twenty minutes. 22 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,915 Can you give me 20 minutes, mate? Yeah, try this. 23 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,333 It's kiwi and passionfruit. All right. 24 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,461 So, I smelled Gary. I think weed. 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,755 Okay, great. High is good. He can operate when he's high. 26 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,423 Can you interrupt me in six seconds? 27 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,967 - Peter, good sir. - Oh, Dan, I've got a joke for you. 28 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,387 - Probably not okay, but fuck it. - Great, hit me. 29 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,847 So, a transsexual goes into a swamp-- 30 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,809 - Daniel, bit of an emergency. - Hold that punchline. 31 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,229 Emergency, nurse! Good work. Where are we on lighting? 32 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:47,148 Also, do not let Peter finish that joke. 33 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,944 Holy fucking shit, the studio's on fire! 34 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,908 Okay, it's just some houses. We're back, everyone. 35 00:01:57,033 --> 00:02:00,870 - Please ignore the burning houses. - Daniel, I think Eric's concerned. 36 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,123 He's very white, even for a German. 37 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,332 - I'm concerned. - That's concerning. 38 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,293 Daniel, I'm concerned. My big waterfall scene, 16 set-ups. 39 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,837 - I don't think we'll get it. - Eric, trust me. 40 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,922 - You have my word. We'll get it! - Good. 41 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,842 Yeah, we're not gonna get it. Absolutely no way. 42 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,303 - Today's a fireball and it'll kill us all. - Shane is online. He may have notes. 43 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,597 - Shane is online. - Great. Excellent. Keep me looped. 44 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,850 - God, I love my life. - Fish Man incoming. 45 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,269 - Outstanding. - I just really want this off me! 46 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,063 Easy, easy. That's four hours in the chair. 47 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,024 Look, I don't know if you know the comics. 48 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,942 I do. It's the last thing my dad read to me. 49 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,445 And, sir, I would switch places with you in a heartbeat. 50 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,655 'Cause you're a Fish Man! Yeah? 51 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,324 - Yeah. - Thank you. 52 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,287 - Fish Man traveling. - Oh, my God, was that actually real? 53 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,039 Well, my dad is dead, but he was more into sports. 54 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,583 - Where are we on lighting? - Update from Shane. Shane has no notes. 55 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,667 Shane has no notes. 56 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,502 Great, well, thank you for conveying his lack of input. 57 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,546 Lighting is set, lighting is set! 58 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:55,133 Okay, we are set for rehearsal, everyone! We are rehearsing! 59 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,926 - Rehearsal! - We set on camera? 60 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,721 - Set! - Okay, let's bring up the wind. 61 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,264 Bring up the wind! 62 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,643 Okay, we're good on atmos. 63 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,813 - Go water. - Go water! 64 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,650 So, just another 83 days, and then we're done. 65 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,528 Let's savor every moment. Fish helmet! 66 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,286 And... action! 67 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,382 And finally, we come to the heart of the matter. 68 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:40,929 Meeting of the elders. Eye. Tecto. Magic hour, the sun has just set. 69 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,013 All dusky. 70 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,724 Everything's so fucking dark these days, isn't it? 71 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,434 Restaurants. Mad. 72 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,896 And the blue screen, a thunderous waterfall. 73 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,149 - Yes, love it, love it. How thunderous? - Can we show Adam the pre-vis? 74 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,611 - Yeah, looking up for the pre-vis. - Looking up for the pre-vis, folks! 75 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,656 Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. 76 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,201 Wow, that looks great! 77 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,245 Why am I walking like that though? 78 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,124 Obviously, the walking is weird, but the swagger is interesting. 79 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,545 - Swaggering but anxious. - Okay. 80 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,505 Like a panther 81 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,382 on its way to a job interview. 82 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,760 - What? - Well, not that, but that. 83 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,554 Can you take me there 84 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,597 in a walk? 85 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,185 I'm Tecto, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. 86 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,479 - Okay, that's last looks, everyone! - Last looks, folks! 87 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,064 - Thank you! - Thank you! 88 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,983 Heads up, we don't really say "folks," yeah? 89 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,277 We're not line dancing. Not to be a dick. 90 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,780 Thirty-two percent sleep efficiency. No wonder he's fussy. 91 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:45,285 Eric. I bought him a sleep ring. Just to monitor his well-being. 92 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,619 Would love to get him horizontal. 93 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,705 - Very, very pro-nap. - Why is that there? 94 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,875 Sorry. Pat Shannon's coming. 95 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,085 - Cheese and crackers. - Okay, sure. 96 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,172 Not panicking. I'm-- Just take five, everyone! 97 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,382 - Take five! - I am cold as ice. 98 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,593 Justin, it's me. Pat Shannon's here. 99 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,928 Repeat, repeat, repeat. The Toy Man cometh. 100 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,764 - Do you want me to ask the boy? - Negative. 101 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,557 Do not engage the boy. The boy is not a boy. 102 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,351 Steph, I need you to wrangle Eric back to his trailer. 103 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,269 Oh, I am angling for a wrangling. 104 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,691 Eric! The studio's coming to see you today. 105 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,735 Pat Shannon's personally coming to see you. 106 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,946 So, the day hath come, 107 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,491 when the suits shall flutter down from the trees. 108 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,369 Thoughts towards a new ending. Steph? 109 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,661 Oh, Eric, gladly. 110 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,164 Why is he here? 111 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,750 He's apparently in town to launch some new inflatables 112 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,043 at the European Toy Convention. 113 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:40,382 - My God, the banality! - The money man. God's Rottweiler. 114 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,801 Some say he can't read. That's sad. 115 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,511 So, while Pat's in town, how do we feel 116 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,929 about a little extra lighting? 117 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,183 So you want me to do my little dance for the Toy Man. 118 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,228 And you clap and spank me and we all laugh. 119 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,355 Never. We'd never laugh or spank. 120 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,523 Look, I don't think this, 121 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,859 but we already know the studio thinks the movie's too dark, so... 122 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,655 They know what I am. 123 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,575 I'm a weird, difficult guy. 124 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,994 I look like this hipster chinos man 125 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,372 who goes to Muji to buy a towel, but I'm not. 126 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,666 I'm strange and I'm serious. 127 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,961 I don't know how to think like the kind of guy who washes his car, 128 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,672 eats a chicken drumstick with his wife, and then has a bath. 129 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,300 If that's what they want, hire Ron Howard. 130 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:29,973 Church. And Eric, if the studio tries to muck about with your vision in any way, 131 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,434 I will cut my heart out with a sushi knife. 132 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,228 - Won't we, guys? - Absolutely, 100%. 133 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,398 Sorry, this is literally my first day, so... 134 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,526 Call Justin. I want my producer here to fight my corner. 135 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,112 Justin's cutting short the Morocco scout. He's coming straight back. 136 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,739 Look, Eric. 137 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,824 A little bit of extra lighting 138 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,035 will buy you the relationship capital, yeah? 139 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,703 So then you can make the movie you want to make, 140 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,997 but behind the movie they think you're making. 141 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,207 All that stuff about the planet, about fracking-- 142 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,460 I do want to say something about fracking. 143 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,547 But there can be no more light. There's no light source. 144 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,012 Unless, there's a second sun. 145 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,182 Not sunset... 146 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:14,726 but sunrise. 147 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,312 Oh, bravo! He's done it again. 148 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,064 That's why you won the Golden Leopard at Locarno. 149 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,734 You know, this is really good stuff, Eric. 150 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,236 Suck his dick, Greta Gerwig. 151 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:32,160 Okay, we need to clean house for the big visit, so smell Gary again. 152 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,081 If he still smells of weed, speak to wardrobe, have him sprayed. 153 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,167 And make sure nobody shows Pat around P stage. 154 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,335 What's on P stage? 155 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,881 About 60 live Yoshino cherry trees we had imported from Kyoto 156 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,549 and then cut from the script. 157 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:48,677 The waste! 158 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,429 You could build a children's hospital. 159 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:55,892 - It's absolutely hilarious. - Yeah. But what price dreams? 160 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,606 Instead of sunset, sunrise. 161 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 But here's the genius part. 162 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:05,735 Two suns. 163 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:12,117 Wow, double sunri-- Okay. Thank you. Maestro. 164 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,576 Done it again. 165 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:18,081 Breast-fed Ted. Breast-fed Ted. Please board the emergency vessel. 166 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,749 Please board the emergency vessel. 167 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,837 All right, fuck off. 168 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,841 Okay, let's go, now. 169 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,509 All right, picture's up. Let's roll sound 170 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,511 - and bring up that wind! - Rolling! 171 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,889 The genocidal jockey tip-toed gently past the baby's coffin. 172 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,976 Okay, and... 173 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:39,978 action. 174 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:51,823 The great Eye, reduced to begging before the Council of the Moss Men! 175 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:55,201 - For a man with second sight-- - Sorry, why are you shouting? 176 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,078 Why is he shouting? 177 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,915 I'm not shouting. I'm raising my voice because we're next to a waterfall, 178 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,584 - so I would be project-- - Okay, cut. 179 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,169 - All right, cut there. - Cut there. 180 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,422 Why would we be having a judicial meeting 181 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:11,468 - next to a waterfall if we had to shout? - That's just how loud waterfalls are. 182 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,887 - Eric, how loud are waterfalls? - They're deafening. 183 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,349 Dan, can we play in the sound of the thunderous waterfall from Fiji? 184 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,933 - No. - Why not? 185 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,685 ‘Cause Milo said no. Milo! 186 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,189 No one told me. If you need a guide, you'll have to shout. 187 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,525 Waterfall! They're like that loud. 188 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,404 Waterfall! Waterfall! 189 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,740 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - Waterfall! 190 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,618 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - The Great Eye... 191 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,244 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - And that's the sound 192 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,372 of the water pounding on the rocks. 193 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,957 - Waterfall! - Waterfall. 194 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:47,671 It's a fucking council meeting to consider an extradition proceeding. 195 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,091 - If it was loud, we'd be in an office. - But they don't have offices, 196 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,842 because they're 80% moss. 197 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,053 And yet they have paperweights for their paperwork. 198 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,680 I mean, we're not savages. 199 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,932 I'm sorry. Am I getting input from the stuff 200 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,975 that grows on fucking rocks now? Can this one go away, please? 201 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,311 I'm sorry, Peter. I really am. I really am. 202 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,064 But I just really committed to the idea 203 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,066 - of raising my voice and I'm-- - Peter, how would you feel 204 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,193 about meeting Adam halfway, volume-wise? 205 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,153 Well, I can't actually, because I've got polyps 206 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,572 on my vocal nodes, brought on by TMT. 207 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,282 Too Much Theater. Sorry. 208 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:21,162 More like TMV. Too Much Vino. So, I think the man is coming. 209 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,415 The studio man? 210 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,666 Wowzers. 211 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,503 He's a burly man, isn't he? Big, hurly-burly man. 212 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,549 Eric, I think tactical lighting break while we welcome the studio. 213 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,802 Horst! 214 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,854 Is there any swearing you'd like to do beforehand, or... 215 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,399 Shitwit. Cocktangle money fascist. 216 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,737 Fuck-clump cosmic anus human hambone prick. 217 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,115 - Such an imagination. - Granny fucker. 218 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,077 I'm not sure if you remember. I was third AD on Thunderon-- 219 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,538 Eric Bouchard, The Unlikening. What a movie. 220 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,542 - Truly, not worthy. - Oh, my God! Wow! Thank you. 221 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,295 Hey, can I get a selfie, please? My kids will kill me if I don't. 222 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,880 - Of course! - Yeah? Thanks. 223 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,757 There it is. Thanks. 224 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,967 No, thank you, man, for letting me play in your sandbox. 225 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,053 Steph, his right-leg woman. 226 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,722 I wish I could just crack open your head and drink the juice. 227 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,641 - Hand-man, woman. - You know what? Let's go to crafty. 228 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,477 I have the need for feed. Come on. 229 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,731 What? Do you mind dealing with all... 230 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,899 - Yeah. - Yeah. 231 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,903 Here it comes. Charge of the Light Brigade. 232 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,364 The second sun! 233 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,741 Beautiful! Horst! 234 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,368 Give me a tan! 235 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,293 Now that is a luxurious cheese plate, huh? 236 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,253 Right-hand woman. 237 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,964 I do know the difference between hands and legs. 238 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,925 So, Maestro. 239 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,929 Just to let you know, professional courtesy, 240 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,099 there has been a genocide. 241 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,934 - Genocide? - Yeah. 242 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,062 We needed a sweetener for Centurios 2. 243 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,691 We had a run of dry plot pellets and we needed a little chutney 244 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,442 to get over that third act hump, 245 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,027 so we massacred the Fish People. 246 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:18,988 Chutney? 247 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:24,619 Visceral chutney. Man, woman, child. Brutal, devastating, badass. 248 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,039 - The Fish People are in my movie. - Sure. 249 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,541 Or are they? 250 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,210 Right. No, but they are. 251 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,630 Well, all I'm saying is they've been slaughtered in the movie 252 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,049 sequentially prior to the one you're making, so... 253 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,927 - Shane knows? - Shane knows everything. 254 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,637 Shane's super happy with how it turned out. 255 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847 Spectacular. I'm telling you, 256 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,557 it'll blow your eyeballs out of your asshole. 257 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,475 Shane said the first cut of the genocide sequence 258 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,520 - made him giddy like a schoolgirl. - Shane loves what you're doing up here. 259 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,648 I do. We do. He does. 260 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,900 In Shane we trust. Guy's never wrong. 261 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,403 - We're blushing. - Sorry. I'm just trying to recalibrate 262 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,948 - my sense of the universe. - Oh, sure. You take your time, sir. 263 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,785 I get it, everything's connected. It's all just one big thing. 264 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,455 The Fish People are carrying a lot of thematic luggage. 265 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,582 All right. Look. 266 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,250 - Napkin? - Thanks. 267 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,128 Centurios 2 is our tentpole, all right? 268 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,630 Without our tentpole, we don't have a tent. 269 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,799 And without a tent, we get eaten in our sleep 270 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,552 by 9-year-old TikTok kids with superhero fatigue. 271 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,930 Which is not a real illness, and a scam. 272 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,725 Excuse me one second. 273 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,354 Yeah, you got 25 seconds. Start talking or I'm hanging up. 274 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,273 What the fuck just happened? 275 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,026 "Tentpole"? Then what the fuck are we? 276 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,612 We're a tentpole. We are. Tents have many poles. 277 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,405 Where's Justin? Where's my producer? 278 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,075 I cannot think studio logic. I'm not a left-brain guy. 279 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,202 Hey, you have two right brains. Maybe more. 280 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,455 Justin is wheels-up in Tangier, no later than 1300. 281 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,291 - Now, how do we feel about a nap? - I don't want a nap, Stephanie! 282 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,585 I want my fucking Fish People! 283 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,215 And I want a parking space and a craft nook. 284 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,383 We're all making compromises. 285 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,468 - Okay, call lunch. - That's lunch, folks! 286 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,679 - Guys! - Escort Pat to the taco truck. 287 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,516 Do not let him out of your sight. No P stage. We all breathe. 288 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,601 God, this is so rewarding. 289 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,689 Anyone wanna hang out for a sandwich and a chat or... 290 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,359 No? Okay. 291 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,658 So many Maximum movies, and thank God! 292 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,412 Toxic Man. Pretty sure I dated him. 293 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,247 Yeah. 294 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:37,210 Crimson Splash. Could be a UTI. Watch the film, see your doctor. 295 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,214 But just to make you aware, 296 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,216 very open to something on the corporate side. 297 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,970 Current role, bad pay, lots of standing up. 298 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,848 It's kind of like being a cow or a camel, 299 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,726 if they were badly paid, which I suppose, in a way, they are. 300 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,978 Excuse me a second. Could you shut the fuck up? 301 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,565 Are you kidding? My God, so happy to shut up. 302 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,900 Appreciate it. All right, yeah, I'm back. 303 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:05,488 Centurios 2: Chrontinuum Begins. Cannot wait. 304 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,868 Your chariot, sire! 305 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,044 - What? What is it? Are we back on? - Pat's at the truck. 306 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,464 I just need to sit and eat. I was up at 03:00 for the commute. 307 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,591 03:00? That's a lie-in. 308 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,761 That's a cool pillow. 309 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,430 Sleep tech. Not meant to be cool. 310 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,558 What a day. No wonder you all look so tired. 311 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:34,976 Today? This is nothing. 312 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,270 You should've been here the day the rigging collapsed. 313 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,022 That was fun. 314 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,108 Not for everyone, sadly. But, nah. 315 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,611 Everything's exactly as it's meant to be. 316 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,573 Hey, Siri, read new messages. 317 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,867 Lucas heard me crying again. 318 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,203 We need to talk to him about the divorce. 319 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,914 I don't care if you're busy with your shitty movie 320 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,957 for masturbating fucknerds. 321 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,586 Crying face emoji, crying face emoji, crying face emoji. 322 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,175 Everything's exactly as it's meant to be. 323 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,177 Do you know where the production office is? 324 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,471 - Anita. - Sorry, do I know you? 325 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,932 It's Daniel. 326 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,309 What are you... 327 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,936 I'm firsting on Tecto. 328 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,271 Okay. 329 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,359 - Well, I see you're sleeping, so... - So, I... 330 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,112 heard that you're producing now? 331 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:31,866 Oh, yeah, on the TV side of Maximum. The League of Exceptional Jessicas. 332 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,202 Vulture, I think it was, called it 333 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,706 "one of last month's top seven promos dominating the cultural conversation." 334 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,124 So, yeah. 335 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,960 Right. No idea. I've barely even heard of that. 336 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,422 - Dag, do you-- You said you needed to-- - Oh, no, I'm good. Thanks, Dan. 337 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,132 Love your cape. 338 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,134 Thank you. Not all heroes wear them. 339 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,220 But just so I've got it clear in my head, how long are you in town? 340 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,639 Sorry, I have to take this. 341 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,766 Yes, I have an update for you. 342 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,062 God. You okay? 343 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,064 Brutal. 344 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,567 - What was? - The way she just cut you dead. 345 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,569 'Cause what's the history there? Did you two... 346 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,904 This is not an appropriate third AD interaction, yeah? 347 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,990 So, I need you to just swap the battery out on that 348 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,076 and charge my vape. Thanks. 349 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,871 Peter can't see. 350 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,875 Peter can't see. 351 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,254 Peter can't see! 352 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,798 Peter can't see. Peter can't see. 353 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,092 - Hot muffins at crafty. - Get off channel two. 354 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,554 Sorry, didn't catch that. Hot muffins at crafty. Over. 355 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,598 Sorry, if we've been massacred, 356 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,683 - do we still get our per diem? - Just talk to production. 357 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,894 That's a wrap on the Fish People, everyone! 358 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,230 - Beautiful work! Is he in there? - Come on, Daniel. 359 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,107 He doesn't interrupt your naps. 360 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,484 Eric! 361 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,487 - Eric, Peter can't see. - What do you mean he can't see? 362 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,113 From his eyes. He can't see from his eyes. 363 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,115 He has to be able to see. He's Eye. 364 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,867 He can't. He can't see, because we left him 365 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,744 in front of the new sunrise rig you asked for 366 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,162 and we've sunburnt his eyes. 367 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,288 Sunburnt? 368 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,332 With the lights, yeah. We've burnt a man's eyes. 369 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,750 But he has second sight. 370 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,044 Yeah, but that's not a real eye on his helmet, is it, Steph? 371 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,587 His real eyes are the ones inside his face. 372 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,090 - Those are the ones we've burnt. - Right. No, that is bad. 373 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,635 Peter wants a fucking word. I didn't have time to edit that. 374 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,263 - And is this a director thing? - Very much yes. Very, very yes. 375 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,266 Peter, sir. 376 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,353 - How are we feeling? - It fucking hurts. 377 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,939 And I'm terribly and profoundly blind, but apart from that... 378 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,109 Your sarcasm is noted and appreciated. 379 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,362 Also, this man is my lawyer. He'll be representing me for damages. 380 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,948 I'm encouraging him not to comment at this time, 381 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,825 because English is not his first language. 382 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,076 Tell me, Peter, 383 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,162 are you familiar with Herzog's The Burden of Dreams? 384 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,081 Eric, do not dress this up 385 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,667 as some noble sacrifice at the altar of cinema. 386 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,211 - Look at me! - Oh, Christ. 387 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:52,007 You flashbanged my eyeballs, you spineless fuckhead! 388 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,510 - Can you hear me? - I'm nodding. 389 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,388 I'm disagreeing, but I'm respecting your point of view 390 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,348 and I'm conveying that by nodding. 391 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,226 Guys? Guys, I think there's something wrong with my eyes. 392 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,936 Oh, here he is. Yale Boy. 393 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,355 Never seen a bandwagon he didn't want to jump on. 394 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:11,359 I-- I can't see properly. If I look straight ahead, it's all weird. 395 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,528 - Holy shit. - What? What's he saying? What did he say? 396 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,405 His eyes are considerably worse than yours. 397 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,115 - Okay-- - What? No. Is it bad? 398 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,451 - Is it permanent? - No, it's temporary, okay? 399 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,745 It's sunburn, but for your eyes. 400 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,164 What? I have eye-burn? 401 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,458 What are you talking about? They look fine. 402 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,793 No, they don't look fine! Yours look fine! 403 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,587 Are you serious? You must be blind 404 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,172 - if you can't see these. - I am. 405 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,674 My eyes look like the tip of Ronald McDonald's dick! 406 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,010 Oh, now he's raising his voice! I thought he had polyps. 407 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,762 Oh, what would you know about fucking polyps? 408 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,263 Oh, actually, I've been running the numbers, 409 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,057 and we've done about the same amount of theater, so... 410 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,476 Now I've heard it all. You getting this, Victor? 411 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,144 You just perjured yourself, arsehole! 412 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:49,189 Pat's on set. He's in his chair. He's asking why we're not shooting. 413 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,441 Peter, you know what? I truly respect you. I do. 414 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,776 Especially your work in the '80s. 415 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,945 Can't be that easy playing that many races in one film. 416 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,030 But fuck you. 417 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,407 You really want to play whose theater cock is bigger? 418 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:04,079 - 'Cause I'm packing an absolute rager! - Guys, guys, guys! 419 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,789 The studio wanted more lighting 420 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,875 because the culture demands a saturated aesthetic. 421 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,377 So, in a way, 422 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,462 - the culture blinded you. - Fuck off, Eric. 423 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,546 - Get fucked, Eric. - Sure. 424 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,299 Maybe just keep shooting, but with bells around their necks, 425 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,593 - so they know where to look. - The Toy Man is gonna find out. 426 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,512 He's like a shark, but for mistakes. 427 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,681 Someone needs to tell him. 428 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,141 - Hey, guys. Everything okay? - Yeah, definitely. 429 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,894 - Everything's completely amazing. - Cool. Well, Shane's doing his hot yoga, 430 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,480 so I've got a couple of moments to eat my-- Namaste, sir. 431 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,357 I'll action that. 432 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,694 That's not actionable right now, but consider it pre-actioned. 433 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,862 Okay, Pat doesn't know who any of us are, okay? 434 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,322 Not really, but once we tell him, 435 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,199 we will always be the people who burned the eyeballs 436 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,659 of a man called "Eye." 437 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,828 Justin's here at 04:00, so that's 40 minutes. 438 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,788 We stall Pat, and then we hide behind Justin. 439 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,748 We let him absorb the punishment. It's his fucking job. 440 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,334 - I wouldn't be uninterested in this. - So, let's just shoot. 441 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,502 - Reshoot the master. - Yeah. 442 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,795 Just eyes on the prize, 443 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,131 with apologies to all those currently without eyes. 444 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,091 Bring in Adam and Peter's stand-ins. I'm ten-one. 445 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,887 - Update. - Ambulance is here. 446 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,848 Peter and Adam are refusing to travel together. 447 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,891 Calling in a second ambulance. Over. 448 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,277 Nice merch. 449 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,697 Hello. 450 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,743 Thunderon, sound of rumble. Where it all began. 451 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,246 Yeah, I had the hoodie as well, which is pretty collectible now, 452 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,998 - but my mum threw it away. - Yeah. 453 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083 Your mom's a very stupid lady. 454 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,629 - Yeah, she's actually not very well. - And? 455 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,760 Why aren't we shooting, son? 456 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,178 Lighting. 457 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,013 - You know how it goes. - Yeah. 458 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,974 My God, of course you know. You're the Pat Shannon. 459 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,897 I know what you really think of me. 460 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,941 Come on. I'm the thumb-head guy 461 00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,820 who botched his high five with Shane at Comic-Con 2017. Yeah. 462 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,616 Well, let me tell you who I am. 463 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,120 'Cause there's above the line, you know, the actors, the talent. 464 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,458 "Ooh, I'm the talent, I'm so talented!" "Look at me! Ooh!" 465 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,629 Then there's below the line, the grunts. 466 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:23,218 "Ooh, I'm a grip. I made a camera dolly." Yeah, whoop-di-shit. 467 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,346 But you know who I am, son? 468 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,768 I am the fucking line. 469 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,480 I'm the one constant force in this entire universe, 470 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,940 and I'm totally invisible. 471 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,443 I'm also a grown-up. I'm here to help you. 472 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,488 I know about P stage. 473 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,323 The overspend. 474 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,993 I also know you're 12 days over. 475 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,788 What else do I need to know? 476 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,750 Shannon the Cannon. 477 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,586 - What's up, my man? - Oh, Justin. 478 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,296 Mr. Producer. 479 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,590 Are you throwing my money around like it's five years ago? 480 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,343 - Shall we? - Yeah, come on, let's take a walk. 481 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,515 Relax. I'll tell him to get fucked. 482 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,017 Justin's here. 483 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,309 Hooray! 484 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,687 He's telling Pat to get fucked. I think we should be fine. 485 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,566 - Here he is. - Daddy's home. The rage sponge! 486 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,901 - The human ozone. - Hey, guys. 487 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,446 So, I just told Pat to get fucked, 488 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,322 and I got fired. 489 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,493 Sorry. 490 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,121 What does this mean? 491 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,956 It means I don't have a job. 492 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,667 No, sure, but... for me? 493 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:39,753 Turning tides, I guess. 494 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,922 - They've brought in a new producer. - Holy moly. 495 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,717 My God. HR. Already. 496 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,053 Hi, Shelly. 497 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,598 But you can't fire the ozone layer. 498 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,517 Daniel. 499 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,187 They're taking my producer. 500 00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:00,482 - Dialing Shane. He's keen to join in. - My God. 501 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,276 Pat is just a stone-cold fuck. 502 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,446 We're all here. I am entering the tent. 503 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,282 The sound you're about to hear is a zipper. 504 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,173 Fuck. 505 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,969 Okay, Moss Men, camera right of the plinth! 506 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,682 Mo-Cap Men, kindly replacing our Fish People, RIP. 507 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,225 Eyeline to the second sun! 508 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,018 - Mo-Cap Man incoming. - Great, excellent. 509 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,978 I'm sorry, this just isn't very breathable. 510 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:43,692 Peaches and cream. Break a leg. We must shoot, we will shoot! 511 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,530 Big stunt tomorrow. Got the actors up on wires. 512 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,783 - High stakes. Literal high stakes. - Yep. 513 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:55,453 Also, tell studio facilities to get those pigeons off C stage. 514 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:59,332 - The cooing's gonna kill us. - Got it. Banish the pigeons. 515 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:06,256 Now you get to go home for approximately 430 mins. 516 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,101 Can I just ask? 517 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,353 Why? 518 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,607 Full disclosure, just not great vibes. 519 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:33,158 So, this guy Curly works in the circus for 30 years, 520 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,201 following the elephants around with a big bucket, 521 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,870 scooping up all the elephant shit 522 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,247 and at the end of every night, he has to burn it all. 523 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,043 So he goes home reeking of burnt elephant shit. 524 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,462 And one day his brother comes to him and says, 525 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,506 "Curly, great news, I've got you a job at my office." 526 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,176 "Decent salary, you can work regular hours." 527 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:57,807 And Curly goes, "What? And quit show business?" 528 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:06,900 Absolute classic. 529 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,529 See you tomorrow. 530 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,004 Peter, can you describe the plot of the movie in ten words? 531 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,173 I'm just gonna talk and you can use whatever you want. 532 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,885 Now, you asked me about coming up in theater. 533 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,553 Different world now. 534 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:40,517 Actors, the craft, this whole thing now, "You can't play this if you're not that." 535 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,937 I can see my PR team, you know, turning white, but fuck it. 536 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,563 Can you describe the plot of Tecto? 537 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:49,818 It's a story about this guy, me, Tecto. I am... 538 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:52,904 the earthquake guy. 539 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,448 That... He goes through the-- 540 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,368 on a voyage through space with-- to find this guy, Peter, 541 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:02,330 who plays Eye, as-- Eye as in eye, not I. 542 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,625 He doesn't play me. 'Cause I'm me. I'm Tecto. 543 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,961 Have you ever seen Sweet and Sour? Buddy movie. 544 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,921 Eddie Murphy. I play the Chinaman. 545 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:13,008 My agent calls me, "Peter, Eddie would like to meet you." 546 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,676 I get to Eddie's place. 547 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,469 Do you know what he has in the foyer of his house? 548 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,265 A 24-hour international buffet. I shit you not. 549 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,436 I'm talking a cruise ship quality buffet. All the food you could want. 550 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:27,105 Wonton soup, Thai green curry, and obviously, 551 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,940 he's got the heat lamps to keep it all warm. 552 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,025 What's your role? 553 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:34,320 I'm first AD. First assistant director. 554 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:40,243 It's my job to keep the actors from killing each other or themselves. 555 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:43,580 And also, I work with the director, sort of assisting his vision. 556 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,002 Well, I'm everything. I'm Everything Man. 557 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,629 The world's most thankless superhero. 558 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,007 It was one of the great meals of my life. 559 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,843 Chili crab cakes, chicken korma, chocolate fountain. 560 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,012 Obviously, I went back in for seconds, because you could. 561 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,515 It was buffet style. No one was counting. Shame about the movie. 562 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:07,270 People say I was very good in it, but... who knows?