1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:09,259 ♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,343 (SCANNER BEEPING) 3 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:16,891 (SCANNER BEEPING) 4 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,398 (SCANNER BEEPING) 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,072 (INDISTINCT CLAMOR) 6 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,365 CREW MEMBER: (OVER MICROPHONE) Stand by. 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,117 DANIEL: All right, background, listen up. 8 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,494 Fish People, find an eye line to the second moon. 9 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,497 Moss Men, camera right of the temple ruins. Thank you. 10 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,874 I'm sorry, I wasn't really listening. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,751 So I'm-- I'm having a bit of difficulty... 12 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,586 Fish head, man legs, second moon. 13 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,837 Thank you. All right. 14 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,797 Daniel. Dag, the new third. 15 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,592 Oh, hey. Nice to meet you. Where are we on lighting? 16 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,469 Also, talk to catering. 17 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,220 - No soup for the Fish People. - (OBJECT THUDS) 18 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,472 Yeah, I don't want... Quiet on set! 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,556 ...fluids on their scales. 20 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,308 - Adam, mate. How's your morning? - Try this. 21 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,351 Turkey meat, Muscle Milk, 22 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,019 it's like Thanksgiving dinner on steroids. 23 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,812 Wow, turkey on steroids. Gobble, gobble. 24 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,439 Mum. No, sorry, bye. 25 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,733 - Do me a favor. Go and smell Gary. - Smell him? 26 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,151 - Gary, the boom guy. - (OBJECT THUDS) 27 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,903 I need to know if he's... Quiet on set! 28 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,696 ...drunk or high or both. 29 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,990 Dan, we have a Fish Person in a panic spiral. 30 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,992 I'm sorry, I think I'm having a panic attack. 31 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,494 - I think it must be the latex. - (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS) 32 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,828 Boz, how long 'til we wrap the Fish People? 33 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,205 - BOZ: About an hour and a half. - Twenty minutes. 34 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,956 Can you give me twenty minutes, mate? Yeah, try this. 35 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,833 It's kiwi and passionfruit. All right. 36 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,503 So, I smelled Gary. I think weed. 37 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,797 Okay, great. High is good. He can operate when he's high. 38 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,256 Can you interrupt me in six seconds? 39 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,341 Peter, good sir. 40 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,051 Oh, Dan, I've got a joke for you. 41 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,387 - Probably not okay but fuck it. - Great, hit me. 42 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,847 So, a transsexual goes into a swamp-- 43 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,850 - Daniel, bit of an emergency. - Hold that punchline. 44 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:44,229 Emergency, nurse! Good work. Where are we on lighting? 45 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:47,065 Also, do not let Peter finish that joke. 46 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,441 (TRUCK BEEPING) 47 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,694 Holy fucking shit, the studio's on fire! 48 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:51,778 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 49 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,782 - Okay, it's just some houses. - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 50 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,367 - DANIEL: We're back, everyone. - (TRUCK BEEPING) 51 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,077 Please ignore the burning houses. 52 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,870 Daniel, I think Eric's concerned. 53 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,914 He's very white, even for a German. 54 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,416 - I'm concerned. - DANIEL: That's concerning. 55 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,500 Daniel, I'm concerned. 56 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,210 My big waterfall scene, 16 set-ups. 57 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,878 - I don't think we'll get it. - DANIEL: Eric, trust me. 58 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,880 - You have my word. We'll get it! - Good. 59 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,215 (BELL RINGS) 60 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,925 Yeah, we're not gonna get it. Absolutely no way. 61 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,885 Today's a fireball and it'll kill us all. 62 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,178 Shane is online. He may have notes. 63 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,221 Shane is online. 64 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,723 Great. Excellent. Keep me looped. 65 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,891 - God, I love my life. - Fish Man incoming. 66 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,185 - DANIEL: Outstanding. - I just really want this off me! 67 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,230 Easy, easy. That's four hours in the chair. 68 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,024 Look, I don't know if you know the comics. 69 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,942 I do. It's the last thing my dad read to me. 70 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,445 And, sir, I would switch places with you in a heartbeat. 71 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,364 'Cause you're a Fish Man! Yeah? 72 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,241 - (SIGHS) Yeah. - Thank you. 73 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,744 JAZ: Fish Man travelling. 74 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,287 DAG: Oh my God, was that actually real? 75 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,080 Well, my dad is dead, but he was more into sports. 76 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,165 Where are we on lighting? 77 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,583 Update from Shane. Shane has no notes. 78 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,751 Shane has no notes. 79 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,627 Great, well, thank you for conveying his lack of input. 80 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,588 JAZ: Lighting is set, lighting is set. 81 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,798 Okay, we are set for rehearsal, everyone. 82 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,924 We are rehearsing. 83 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,135 - CREW: Rehearsal! - We set on camera? 84 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,013 - HORST: Set! - Okay, let's bring up the wind. 85 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,682 - CREW: Bring up the wind! - (FANS BLOWING) 86 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,810 Okay, we're good on atmos. 87 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,479 Go water. 88 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,855 CREW: Go water! 89 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,734 DANIEL: So, just another 83 days and then we're done. 90 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,110 Let's savor every moment. 91 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,528 (THROUGH MICROPHONE) Fish helmet! 92 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:23,161 And... action! 93 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,291 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 94 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,382 ERIC: And finally, we come to the heart of the matter. 95 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,635 Meeting of the elders. Eye. Tecto. 96 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,970 Magic hour, the sun has just set. 97 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,013 All dusky. 98 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,849 Everything's so fucking dark these days, isn't it? 99 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,893 Restaurants. Mad. 100 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,979 ERIC: And the blue screen, a thunderous waterfall. 101 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,065 Yes, love it, love it. How thunderous? 102 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,149 Can we show Adam the pre-vis? 103 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,484 Yeah, looking up for the pre-vis. 104 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,486 Looking up to the pre-vis, folks! 105 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,656 Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. 106 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:03,201 (LAUGHS) Wow, that looks great. 107 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,412 (LAUGHING) Why am I walking like that, though? 108 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,455 ERIC: Obviously, the walking is weird, 109 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,082 but the swagger is interesting. 110 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,544 - Mm-hmm. - Swaggering, but anxious. 111 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,337 Okay. 112 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,880 - Like a panther... - Oh. 113 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,716 ...on its way to a job interview. 114 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,802 - Wh... what? - ERIC: Well, not that, but that. 115 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,637 Can you take me there? 116 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,514 In a walk. 117 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,185 I'm Tecto, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. 118 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,854 Okay, that's last looks, everyone. 119 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,981 - Thank you. - Last looks, folks. Thank you. 120 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,025 Heads up, we don't really say "folks," yeah? 121 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,402 We're not line dancing. Not to be a dick. 122 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,237 Thirty-two percent sleep efficiency. 123 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,905 - Oh. - No wonder he's fussy. 124 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,658 Eric. I bought him a sleep ring. 125 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,285 Just to monitor his well-being. 126 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,703 Would love to get him horizontal. 127 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,663 - Very, very pro-nap. - Why is that there? 128 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,875 STEPH: Sorry. Pat Shannon's coming. 129 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,168 Cheese and crackers. 130 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,252 ERIC: Okay, sure. 131 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,213 Not panicking. I'm-- Just take five, everyone! 132 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,382 - PA: Take five! - I am cold as ice. 133 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,634 Justin, it's me. Pat Shannon's here. 134 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,970 Repeat, repeat, repeat. The Toy Man cometh. 135 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,764 - Do you want me to ask the boy? - Negative. 136 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,557 Do not engage the boy. The boy is not a boy. 137 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,476 Steph, I need you to wrangle Eric back to his trailer. 138 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,436 Oh, I am angling for a wrangling. 139 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,022 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 140 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,775 Eric! The studio's coming to see you today. 141 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,735 Pat Shannon's personally coming to see you. 142 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,737 - (DOOR CLOSES) - So... (SIGHS) 143 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,113 ...the day hath come, 144 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,491 when the suits shall flutter down from the trees. 145 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,410 Thoughts towards a new ending, Steph? 146 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,661 Oh, Eric, gladly. 147 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,081 Why is he here? 148 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,750 He's apparently in town to launch some new inflatables 149 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,085 at the European Toy Convention. 150 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:38,463 (SCOFFS) My God, the banality. 151 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,632 The money man. God's Rottweiler. 152 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,717 Some say he can't read. That's sad. 153 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,678 So, while Pat's in town, how do we feel about 154 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,929 a little extra lighting? 155 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,764 Ah! 156 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,684 So you want me to do my little dance for the Toy Man. 157 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,311 And you clap and spank me and we all laugh. 158 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,438 Never. We'd never laugh or spank. 159 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,357 Look, I don't think this, but we already know 160 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,776 the studio thinks the movie's too dark, so... 161 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,985 (SCOFFS) 162 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,738 They know what I am. 163 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,992 I'm a weird, difficult guy. 164 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,120 I look like this hipster chinos man 165 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,455 who goes to Muji to buy a towel, but I'm not. 166 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,208 I'm strange and I'm serious. 167 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,960 I don't know how to think like the kind of guy 168 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,712 who washes his car, eats a chicken drumstick 169 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,630 with his wife, and then has a bath. 170 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:22,966 If that's what they want, 171 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,300 hire Ron Howard. 172 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:28,138 Church. And Eric, if the studio tries 173 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,015 to muck about with your vision in any way, 174 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,017 I will cut my heart out with a sushi knife. 175 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,643 - (SIGHS) - Won't we, guys? 176 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,311 Absolutely, one hundred percent. 177 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,690 Sorry, this is literally my first day, so... 178 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,568 Call Justin. I want my producer here to fight my corner. 179 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,736 Justin's cutting short the Morocco scout. 180 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,945 He's coming straight back. 181 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,114 Look, Eric. 182 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,824 A little bit of extra lighting 183 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,909 will buy you the relationship capital, yeah? 184 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,745 So then you can make the movie you want to make, 185 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,205 but behind the movie they think you're making. 186 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,207 All that stuff about the planet, about fracking-- 187 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:59,502 I do want to say something about fracking. 188 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,547 But there can be no more light. There's no light source. 189 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,841 DANIEL: Mm. 190 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,177 Unless... 191 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,262 there's a second sun. 192 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,223 Not sunset... 193 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,101 but sunrise. 194 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,145 STEPH: Oh, bravo. He's done it again. 195 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,356 That's why you won the Golden Leopard at Locarno. 196 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,817 You know, this is really good stuff, Eric. 197 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,236 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Suck his dick, Greta Gerwig. 198 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,866 DANIEL: Okay, we need to clean house 199 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,160 for the big visit, so smell Gary again. 200 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,620 If he still smells of weed, 201 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,289 speak to wardrobe, have him sprayed. 202 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,250 And make sure nobody shows Pat around P stage. 203 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,752 What's on P stage? 204 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,338 About 60 live Yoshino cherry trees 205 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,964 we had imported from Kyoto 206 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,841 and then... (CLICKS TONGUE) ...cut from the script. 207 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,760 The waste! 208 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,346 You could build a children's hospital. 209 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,224 It's absolutely hilarious. 210 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,685 - Yeah. But what price dreams? - (TIRES SCREECH) 211 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,647 - Instead of sunset... - Mm-hmm. 212 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:01,898 ...sunrise. 213 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,608 (GASPS) But here's the genius part. 214 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:05,777 Two suns. 215 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,323 Wow, double sunri-- Okay. 216 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,117 Thank you. Maestro. 217 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,077 Done it again. 218 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,246 Breast-fed Ted. Breast-fed Ted. 219 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:19,749 Please board the emergency vessel. 220 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,585 Bah! Bah! Bah! 221 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,880 - All right, fuck off. - ADAM: Bah! Bah! 222 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,841 PETER: Okay, let's go now. (CLAPS) 223 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,551 DANIEL: All right, picture's up. Let's roll sound 224 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,678 - and bring up that wind. - OPERATOR: Rolling. 225 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,889 The genocidal jockey tip-toed gently past the baby's coffin. 226 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,851 Okay, and... 227 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,395 action. 228 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,480 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 229 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,069 ADAM: (LOUDLY) The great Eye, 230 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,946 reduced to begging 231 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,823 before the Council of the Moss Men. 232 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,700 (LAUGHS) For a man with second sight-- 233 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,618 Sorry, why are you shouting? 234 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,953 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - Why is he shouting? 235 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,289 I'm not shouting. I'm-- I'm raising my voice 236 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,957 because we're next to a waterfall, 237 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,917 - so I would be project-- - ERIC: Okay, cut. 238 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,586 - DANIEL: All right, cut there. - CREW: Cut there. 239 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,422 Why would we be having a judicial meeting 240 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,632 next to a waterfall if we had to shout? 241 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,551 ADAM: That's just how loud waterfalls are. 242 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,179 - Eric, how loud are waterfalls? - ERIC: They're deafening. 243 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,680 Dan, can we play in the sound 244 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,515 of the thunderous waterfall from Fiji? 245 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,975 - No. - Why not? 246 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,685 ‘Cause Milo said no. (SHOUTS) Milo! 247 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,312 No one told me. 248 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,855 If you need a guide, you'll have to shout. 249 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,523 Waterfall! 250 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,525 They're like that loud. 251 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,446 Waterfall! Waterfall! 252 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,782 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - Waterfall! 253 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,409 - BOTH: Waterfall! Waterfall! - The Great Eye... 254 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,620 - Waterfall! Waterfall! - And that's the sound 255 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,413 of the water pounding on the rocks. 256 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,957 - Waterfall! - Waterfall! 257 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,585 It's a fucking council meeting 258 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,712 to consider an extradition proceeding. 259 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,422 If it was loud, we'd be in an office. 260 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,132 But they-- they don't have offices, 261 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,842 because they're 80 percent moss. 262 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,095 And yet they have paperweights for their paperwork. 263 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,763 I mean, we're not savages. 264 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,932 I'm sorry. Am I getting input from the stuff 265 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,017 that grows on fucking rocks now? Can this one go away, please? 266 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,311 I'm sorry, Peter. I really am. I really am. 267 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,106 But I-- I just really committed to the idea 268 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,066 - of raising my voice and, um-- - Peter, how would you feel 269 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,235 about meeting Adam halfway, volume-wise? 270 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,153 Well, I can't, actually, because I've got polyps 271 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,906 on my vocal nodes, brought on by TMT. 272 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,324 Too Much Theatre. Sorry. 273 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,244 More like TMV. Too Much Vino. 274 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,162 So, I think the man is coming. 275 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,415 The studio man? 276 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,708 Wowzers. 277 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:29,212 He's a... burly man, isn't he? Big, hurly-burly man. 278 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,922 DANIEL: Eric, I think tactical lighting break 279 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,549 while we welcome the studio. 280 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,760 Horst! 281 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,472 (IN GERMAN) 282 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,227 (IN ENGLISH) Is there any swearing 283 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,229 you'd like to do beforehand, or... 284 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,605 Shitwit. 285 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,399 Cocktangle money fascist. 286 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,737 Fuck-clump cosmic anus human hambone prick. 287 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,864 Such an imagination. 288 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,073 Granny fucker. 289 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,036 Not sure if you remember, I was third AD on Thunderon-- 290 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,038 Eric Bouchard, The Unlikening. 291 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,581 What a movie. (CHUCKLES) 292 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,584 - Truly, not worthy. - Oh my God. Wow. Thank you. 293 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,378 Hey, can I get a selfie, please? My kids will kill me if I don't. 294 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,422 - Of course. - Yeah? Thanks. 295 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,757 - (SHUTTER CLICKS) - There it is. Thanks. 296 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,967 No, thank you, man, for letting me play in your sandbox. 297 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,886 Steph, his right-leg woman. 298 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,764 I wish I could just crack open your head and drink the juice. 299 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,474 Hand man, woman. 300 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,641 You know what? Let's go to crafty. 301 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,393 I have the need for feed. Come on. 302 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,021 (WHISPERS) What? 303 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,773 (NORMAL VOICE) Um, do you mind dealing with all-- 304 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:30,982 - Yeah. - DANIEL: Yeah. 305 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,484 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 306 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,819 Here it comes. Charge of the Light Brigade. 307 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,572 Oh-ho, the second sun! 308 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,241 - Beautiful! Horst... - HORST: (IN GERMAN) 309 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,409 ADAM: (IN ENGLISH) ...give me a tan! 310 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,995 (IN GERMAN) 311 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,205 (LIGHT HUMS) 312 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,706 ADAM: Whoo! 313 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,335 Now that is a luxurious cheese plate, huh? 314 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,337 Right-hand woman. 315 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,673 I do know the difference between hands and legs. 316 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,966 So, Maestro. 317 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,929 Just to let you know, professional courtesy, 318 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,265 there has been a genocide. 319 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,643 - Genocide? - Yeah. 320 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,562 We needed a sweetener for Centurios 2. 321 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,691 We had a run of dry plot pellets and we needed a little chutney 322 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,484 to get over that third act hump. 323 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,194 So we massacred the Fish People. 324 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,489 - Chutney? - (PAT CLICKS TONGUE) 325 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,740 Visceral chutney. 326 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,619 Man, woman, child. Brutal, devastating, badass. 327 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,038 The Fish People are in my movie. 328 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,248 Oh, sure. 329 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,541 Or are they? 330 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,544 (CHUCKLES) Right. No, but they are. 331 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,421 Well, all I'm saying 332 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,755 is they've been slaughtered in the movie 333 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,883 sequentially prior to the one you're making, so, hmm. 334 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,927 - ERIC: Shane knows? - BRYSON: Shane knows everything. 335 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,679 Shane's super happy with how it turned out. 336 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,847 Spectacular. I'm telling you, 337 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,557 it'll blow your eyeballs out of your asshole. 338 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,517 Shane said the first cut of the genocide sequence 339 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,935 made him giddy like a schoolgirl. 340 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,562 Shane loves what you're doing up here. 341 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,188 I do. Uh, we do. 342 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,648 He does. 343 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,692 In Shane we trust. Guy's never wrong. 344 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,901 We're blushing. 345 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,528 Sorry. I'm, uh, just trying to recalibrate 346 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,530 - my sense of the universe. - Oh, sure. 347 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,323 You take your time, sir. 348 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,284 I get it, everything's connected. 349 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,827 It's all just one big thing. 350 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,872 The Fish People are carrying a lot of thematic luggage. 351 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,874 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Look. 352 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,250 - ERIC: Napkin? - PAT: Thanks. 353 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,545 Centurios 2 is our tentpole, all right? 354 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,630 Without our tentpole, we don't have a tent. 355 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,841 And without a tent, we get eaten in our sleep 356 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,217 - by 9-year-old TikTok kids... - (PHONE BUZZES) 357 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,469 ...with superhero fatigue. 358 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,348 Which is not a real illness and a scam. 359 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,601 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Excuse me one second. 360 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,312 Yeah, you got 25 seconds. Start talking or I'm hanging up. 361 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,648 ERIC: What the fuck just happened? 362 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,109 Tentpole? Then what the fuck are we? 363 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,695 We're a tentpole. We are. Tents have many poles. 364 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,572 Where's Justin? Where's my producer? 365 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,075 I cannot think studio logic. I'm not a left-brain guy. 366 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,160 Hey, you have two right brains. Maybe more. 367 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,245 Justin is wheels-up in Tangier, no later 368 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,455 - than oh-thirteen hundred. - (SIGHS) 369 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,873 Now, how do we feel about a nap? 370 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,875 I don't want a nap, Stephanie! 371 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,585 I want my fucking Fish People! 372 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,215 Oh, and I want a parking space and a craft nook. 373 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,424 We're all making compromises. 374 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,593 - Okay, call lunch. - That's lunch, folks! 375 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,637 - Guys! - Escort Pat to the taco truck. 376 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,681 Do not let him out of your sight. 377 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,557 No P stage. We all breathe. 378 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,726 God, this is so rewarding. 379 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,687 Anyone wanna... 380 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,814 hang out for a sandwich and a chat or... 381 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,982 No? 382 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,734 Okay. 383 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,115 So many Maximum movies. 384 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,076 And thank God. (CHUCKLES) 385 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,412 Toxic Man. Pretty sure I dated him. 386 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,705 Uh-huh. Yeah. 387 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,500 Crimson Splash. Could be a UTI. 388 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,210 Watch the film, see your doctor. 389 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,628 Uh-huh. 390 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,214 Uh, but, uh, just to make you aware, 391 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,967 very open to something on the corporate side. 392 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,429 Current role, bad pay, lots of standing up. 393 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,889 It's kind of like being a cow or a camel 394 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,057 if they were badly paid, 395 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,726 which I suppose, in a way, they are. 396 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,145 Excuse me a second. Could you shut the fuck up? 397 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,646 Are you kidding? 398 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,565 My God, so happy to shut up. 399 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,234 Appreciate it. All right, yeah, I'm back. 400 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:06,156 Centurios 2: Chrontinuum Begins. Cannot wait. (CHUCKLES) 401 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,868 Ah, your chariot, sire! 402 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,289 (EXHALES) 403 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,959 What? What is it? Are we back on? 404 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,085 DAG: Pat's at the truck. 405 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,670 I just need to sit and eat. 406 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,505 I was up at three for the commute. 407 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,591 Three? That's a lie-in. 408 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,261 That's a... cool pillow. 409 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,764 Sleep tech. Not meant to be cool. 410 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,350 What a day. No wonder you all look so tired. 411 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,101 Today? This is nothing. 412 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,936 You should've been here the day the rigging collapsed. 413 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,439 That... was fun. 414 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,442 Not for everyone, sadly. But, nah. 415 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,568 Everything's exactly 416 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,403 - as it's meant to be. - (PHONE CHIMES) 417 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,907 (GROANS) Hey Siri, read new messages. 418 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,742 SIRI: Lucas heard me crying again. 419 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,370 We need to talk to him about the divorce. 420 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,914 I don't care if you're busy with your shitty movie 421 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,957 for masturbating fucknerds. 422 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,042 Crying face emoji, 423 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,586 crying face emoji, crying face emoji. 424 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,550 Everything's exactly as it's meant to be. 425 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,219 Do you know where the production office is? 426 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,471 - Anita. - Sorry, do I know you? 427 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,932 It's Daniel. 428 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,393 What are you, um... 429 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,936 Uh, I'm firsting on Tecto. 430 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,938 (SIGHS) Okay. 431 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,441 Uh, well, I see you're sleeping, so... 432 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,402 DANIEL: Um, so I, um... 433 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,112 heard that you're producing now? 434 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,739 Oh, yeah, on the TV side of Maximum. 435 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,158 The League of Exceptional Jessicas. 436 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,661 Vulture, I think it was, called it, um, 437 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,913 "one of last month's top seven promos dominating 438 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,207 the cultural conversation." So... (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 439 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,709 Right. 440 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,085 No idea. I've barely even heard of that. 441 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,045 Dag, do you-- You said you needed to-- 442 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,714 DAG: Oh, no, I'm good. Thanks, Dan. 443 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,132 Love your cape. 444 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,134 Thank you. Not all heroes wear them. 445 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,094 But just so I've got it clear in my head, 446 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,262 how long are you in town? 447 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,056 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Sorry, I have to take this. 448 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,599 Yes, I have an update for you. 449 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,809 (SIGHS) 450 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,396 God. You okay? 451 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,106 Brutal. 452 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,567 - What was? - The way she just cut you dead. 453 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,569 'Cause what's the history there? Did you two... 454 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,946 This is not an appropriate third AD interaction, yeah? 455 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,990 So, I need you to just swap the battery out on that 456 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,783 and... 457 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,660 - charge my vape. Thanks. - (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 458 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,954 Peter can't see. 459 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,665 (PANTING) 460 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,875 Peter can't see. 461 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,463 Peter can't see! 462 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,672 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - Peter can't see. 463 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,798 Peter can't see. 464 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,967 - CATERER: Hot muffins at crafty. - Get off channel two. 465 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,594 CATERER: Sorry, didn't catch that. 466 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,221 Hot muffins at crafty. Over. 467 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,639 Sorry, if we've been massacred, 468 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,767 - do we still get our per diem? - Just talk to production. 469 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935 That's a wrap on the Fish People, everyone. 470 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,228 - Beautiful work. - (CREW APPLAUDS) 471 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,272 - DANIEL: Is he in there? - Come on, Daniel. 472 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,149 - He doesn't interrupt your naps. - (BANGS ON DOOR) 473 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,859 - DANIEL: Eric! - (DOOR OPENS) 474 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,194 Eric, Peter can't see. 475 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,487 What do you mean he can't see? 476 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,155 From his eyes. He can't see from his eyes. 477 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,157 He has to be able to see. He's Eye. 478 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,867 He can't. He can't see, because we left him 479 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,786 in front of the new sunrise rig you asked for 480 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,162 and we've sunburnt his eyes. 481 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,330 Sunburnt? 482 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,332 With the lights, yeah. We've burnt a man's eyes. 483 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,875 But he has second sight. 484 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,086 Yeah, but that's not a real eye on his helmet, is it, Steph? 485 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,629 His real eyes are the ones inside his face. 486 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,131 - Those are the ones we've burnt. - Right. No, that is bad. 487 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,008 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - Peter wants a fucking word. 488 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,677 I didn't have time to edit that. 489 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,470 And is this a director thing? 490 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,263 Very much yes. Very, very yes. 491 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,308 Peter, sir, 492 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,353 - how are we feeling? - It fucking hurts. 493 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,397 And I'm terribly and profoundly blind, 494 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,023 - but apart from that... - (CHUCKLES) 495 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,109 Your sarcasm is noted and appreciated. 496 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,443 Also, this man is my lawyer. 497 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,737 He'll be representing me for damages. 498 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,948 I'm encouraging him not to comment at this time, 499 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866 because English is not his first language. 500 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,451 Tell me, Peter... 501 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,204 are you familiar with Herzog's The Burden of Dreams? 502 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,081 Eric, do not dress this up 503 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,667 as some noble sacrifice at the altar of cinema. 504 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,253 - Look at me. - Oh, Christ. 505 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:52,007 You flashbanged my eyeballs, you spineless fuckhead. 506 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,052 - Can you hear me? - I'm nodding. 507 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,430 I'm disagreeing, but I'm respecting your point of view 508 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,515 - and I'm conveying that by nodding. - (DOOR OPENS) 509 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,226 Guys? Guys, I think there's something wrong with my eyes. 510 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,311 Oh, here he is. Yale Boy. 511 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,397 Never seen a bandwagon he didn't want to jump on. 512 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,274 I-- I can't see properly. 513 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,775 If I look straight ahead, it's-- it's all weird. 514 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,027 - (ALL GROAN) - DAG: Holy shit. 515 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,528 PETER: What? What's he saying? What'd he say? 516 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,405 His eyes are considerably worse than yours. 517 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,073 - Okay-- - What? No. Is it bad? 518 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,366 - Is it permanent? - No, it's-- 519 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,743 it's temporary, okay? 520 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,786 It's sunburn, but for your eyes. 521 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,164 What? I have eye-burn? 522 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,458 What are you talking about? They look fine. 523 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,877 No, they don't look fine. Yours look fine. 524 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,628 Are you serious? You must be blind 525 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,172 - if you can't see these. - I am. 526 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,716 My eyes look like the tip of Ronald McDonald's dick. 527 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,052 Oh, now he's raising his voice. I thought he had polyps. 528 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,762 Oh, what would you know about fucking polyps? 529 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,263 ADAM: Oh, actually, I've been running the numbers, 530 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,890 and we've done about the same amount of theater, so... 531 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,476 Oh. Oh, now I've heard it all. You getting this, Victor? 532 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,144 You just perjured yourself, arsehole! 533 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,312 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - Pat's on set. 534 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,272 He's in his chair. He's asking why we're not shooting. 535 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,524 Oh, Peter, you know what? I truly respect you. I do. 536 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,859 Especially your work in the '80s. 537 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,945 Can't be that easy playing that many races in one film. 538 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,072 But fuck you. 539 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,616 You really want to play whose theater cock is bigger? 540 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,118 Because I'm packing an absolute rager. 541 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,120 - (LAUGHS FORCEDLY) - ERIC: Guys, guys, guys. 542 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,122 The studio wanted more lighting. 543 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,917 Because the culture demands a saturated aesthetic. 544 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,960 So in a way, 545 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,545 - the culture blinded you. - Fuck off, Eric. 546 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,838 - Get fucked, Eric. - ERIC: Sure. 547 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,299 Maybe just keep shooting, but with bells around their necks, 548 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,635 - so they know where to look. - The Toy Man is gonna find out. 549 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,303 He's like a shark, but for mistakes. 550 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,681 Someone needs to tell him. 551 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,100 - Hey, guys. Everything okay? - Yeah, definitely. 552 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,184 Everything's completely amazing. 553 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,977 Cool. Well, Shane's doing his hot yoga, 554 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,689 so I've got a couple of moments to eat my-- Namaste, sir. 555 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,232 I'll action that. 556 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,567 Uh, that's not actionable right now, 557 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,777 but consider it pre-actioned. 558 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,029 Okay, Pat doesn't know who any of us are, okay? 559 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,447 Not really, but once we tell him, 560 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,282 we will always be the people who burned the eyeballs 561 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,992 of a man called "Eye." 562 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,953 Justin's here at four, so that's 40 minutes. 563 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,913 We stall Pat and then we hide behind Justin. 564 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,123 We let him absorb the punishment. 565 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,332 It's his fucking job. 566 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,500 I wouldn't be uninterested in this. 567 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,543 DANIEL: So let's just shoot. 568 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,544 - Reshoot the master. - Yeah. 569 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,170 Just eyes on the prize. 570 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,172 With apologies to all those currently without eyes. 571 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,091 Bring in Adam and Peter's stand-ins. I'm ten-one. 572 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,261 Update. 573 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,887 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - DAG: Ambulance is here. 574 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,931 Peter and Adam are refusing to travel together. 575 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,808 Calling in a second ambulance. Over. 576 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,852 - (WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES) - (SIGHS DEEPLY) 577 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,277 Nice merch. 578 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,864 Oh, hello. 579 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,324 PAT: Thunderon, sound of rumble. 580 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,743 Where it all began. 581 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,246 Yeah, I had the hoodie as well, which is pretty collectable now, 582 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,331 - but my mum threw it away. - (SIGHS) Yeah. 583 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,083 Your mom's a very stupid lady. 584 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,253 Yeah, she-- she's actually not very well. 585 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,797 And? (SCOFFS) 586 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,093 Why aren't we shooting, son? 587 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,678 - Lighting. - Ah. 588 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,847 - You know how it goes. - Yeah. 589 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,932 My God, of course you know. You're the Pat Shannon. 590 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,934 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 591 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,897 I know what you really think of me. 592 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:55,648 Come on. 593 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,983 I'm the thumb-head guy 594 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,111 who botched his high five with Shane at Comic-Con 2017. 595 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,946 Yeah. 596 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,574 Well... let me tell you who I am. 597 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,827 'Cause there's above the line, 598 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,120 you know, the actors, the talent. 599 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,747 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "Ooh, I'm the talent. 600 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:14,959 I'm so talented. Look at me. Ooh!" (CHUCKLES) 601 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,046 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Then there's below the line, the grunts. 602 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,506 (IN DEEP VOICE) "Ooh, I'm a grip. 603 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,758 I made a camera dolly." 604 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,426 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, whoop-di-shit. 605 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,305 - But you know who I am, son? - (ZIPPER CLOSES) 606 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,726 I am the fucking line. 607 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,563 I'm the one constant force in this entire universe, 608 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,981 and I'm totally invisible. 609 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,443 I'm also a grown-up. I'm here to help you. 610 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,488 I know about P stage. 611 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,323 The overspend. 612 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,993 I also know you're 12 days over. 613 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,621 What else do I need to know? 614 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,750 - (DOOR OPENS) - JUSTIN: Shannon the Cannon. 615 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,628 - What's up, my man? - Oh, Justin. 616 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,296 Mr. Producer. 617 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,507 Are you throwing my money around like it's five years ago? 618 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,092 - (EXHALES) - Shall we? 619 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,760 Yeah, come on, let's take a walk. 620 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,097 Relax. 621 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,807 I'll tell him to get fucked. 622 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,309 - Justin's here. - Oh, hooray. 623 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,729 He's telling Pat to get fucked. I think we should be fine. 624 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,480 Ah! Here he is. 625 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,566 STEPH: Daddy's home. The rage sponge! 626 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,110 - ERIC: The human ozone. - Hey, guys. (SIGHS) 627 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,446 So, uh, I just told Pat to get fucked. 628 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,489 And I got fired. 629 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,535 Sorry. 630 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,538 What does this mean? 631 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:34,998 It means I don't have a job. 632 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:38,043 No, sure, but... for me? 633 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,836 Turning tides, I guess. 634 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,463 They've brought in a new producer. 635 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,964 Holy moly. 636 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,717 - (PHONE BUZZES) - My God. HR. Already. 637 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,094 Hi, Shelly. 638 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,890 But you can't fire the ozone layer. 639 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,391 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 640 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,517 Daniel. 641 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,354 They're taking my producer. 642 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,064 Dialing Shane. 643 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,732 - He's keen to join in. - STEPH: My God. 644 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,777 Pat is just a stone-cold fuck. 645 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:07,155 BRYSON: We're all here. I am entering the tent. 646 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,240 The sound you're about to hear is a zipper. 647 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,117 (ZIPPING) 648 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,215 Fuck. 649 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,011 Okay, Moss Men, camera right of the plinth! 650 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:33,682 Mo-Cap Men, kindly replacing our Fish People, RIP. 651 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,225 Eyeline to the second sun! 652 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,268 - Mo-Cap Man incoming. - DANIEL: Great, excellent. 653 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,062 FRANK: I'm sorry, this just isn't very breathable. 654 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,730 Peaches and cream. Break a leg. 655 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,400 We must shoot, we will shoot! 656 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,276 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 657 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,571 DANIEL: Big stunt tomorrow. Got the actors up on wires. 658 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:49,906 High stakes. 659 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:51,783 - Literal high stakes. - DAG: Yep. 660 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,702 Also, tell studio facilities 661 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:55,620 to get those pigeons off C stage. 662 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,163 The cooing's gonna kill us. 663 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,290 Got it. Banish the pigeons. 664 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:06,297 Now you get to go home for approximately 430 mins. 665 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:08,967 (SIGHS) 666 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,929 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 667 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:18,393 Can I just ask? 668 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,104 Why? 669 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:24,691 Full disclosure, just not great vibes. 670 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:33,283 So, this guy Curly works in the circus for 30 years, 671 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,285 following the elephants around with a big bucket, 672 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,953 scooping up all the elephant shit 673 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:39,456 and at the end of every night he has to burn it all. 674 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:43,960 So he goes home reeking of burnt elephant shit. 675 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,129 And one day his brother comes to him and says, "Curly, 676 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,631 great news, I've got you a job at my office. 677 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,217 Decent salary, you can work regular hours." 678 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,721 (CHUCKLES) Curly goes, 679 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,847 "What? 680 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,183 And quit show business?" 681 00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,351 (CHUCKLES) 682 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,686 (LAUGHS) 683 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,732 - (LAUGHS) - ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 684 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,025 Absolute classic. 685 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,529 See you tomorrow. 686 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,670 INTERVIEWER: Peter, can you describe 687 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,046 the plot of the movie in ten words? 688 00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:30,548 I'm just gonna talk and you can use whatever you want. 689 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:34,260 Now, you asked me about coming up in theater. 690 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,553 Different world now. 691 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:38,640 Actors, the craft, this whole thing now, 692 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,684 "You can't play this if you're not that." 693 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,018 I can see my PR team, 694 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,104 you know, turning white, but fuck it. 695 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,647 INTERVIEWER: Can you describe the plot of Tecto? 696 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,983 It's a story about this guy, me, uh, Tecto. 697 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,361 I am, um... (CLICKS TONGUE) 698 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,488 ...the earthquake guy. 699 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,490 Do-do-do-do. That, uh, he goes through the-- 700 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:58,451 on a voyage through space with-- to find this guy, Peter, 701 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,161 who plays Eye, as-- 702 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,372 Eye as in eye, not I. 703 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,499 He doesn't play me. I'm-- 'Cause I'm me. 704 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:05,917 I'm T... I'm Tecto. 705 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,003 Have you ever seen Sweet and Sour? Buddy movie. 706 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,088 Eddie Murphy. I play the Chinaman. 707 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:13,466 My agent calls me, "Peter, Eddie would like to meet you." 708 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,718 I get to Eddie's place. 709 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,678 Do you know what he has in the foyer of his house? 710 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:20,598 A 24-hour international buffet. I shit you not. 711 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:23,059 I'm talking a cruise ship quality buffet. 712 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,436 All the food you could want. 713 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:27,105 Wanton soup, Thai green curry, and obviously, 714 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,982 he's got the heat lamps to keep it all warm. 715 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,859 INTERVIEWER: What's your role? 716 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:34,571 Uh, I'm first AD. First assistant director. 717 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:38,241 It's my job to keep the actors from, uh, killing... 718 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,577 uh, each other or themselves. 719 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,995 And also, I work with the director, 720 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:45,206 sort of assisting his vision. Uh... 721 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,916 Well, I'm... I'm, uh, I'm everything. 722 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,544 I... I... I'm Everything Man. 723 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:52,047 The world's most thankless superhero. (CHUCKLES) 724 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,090 It was one of the great meals of my life. 725 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,843 Chili crab cakes, chicken korma, chocolate fountain. 726 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:59,012 Obviously, I went back in for seconds, because you could. 727 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,638 It was buffet style. No one was counting. 728 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,807 Shame about the movie. 729 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,310 People say I was very good in it, 730 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,312 but... who knows? 731 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:13,651 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪