1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,256 Now allow your mind and body 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:11,261 to be still as we take a purifying breath in... 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,389 and out. 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:19,519 And again, calming breath in, releasing out. 5 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:22,772 One more breath in and out. 6 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,901 - Allow any tensions in your body to-- - What? 7 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:30,947 Dan, the new producer just called an emergency meeting. 8 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,825 Emergency meeting is in 25 minutes. 9 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,161 Great! Fuck! Terrible, bye. 10 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:42,876 ...to gently float away as we go again, in and out. 11 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:46,671 Can you feel the tension just melting away... 12 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:47,797 Fu-- 13 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:51,009 God, these scripts are heavy. Probably because they're so great. 14 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,346 Emergency, all-hands. I hope it's not a firing squad. 15 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,223 - Are you worried it's a firing squad? - Literally never crossed my mind. 16 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,642 Smart. Don't overthink it. 17 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,227 Like the script. If anything, underthink it. 18 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,520 I've seen it a million times, Dag. 19 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,689 Speed up, spend less, yada. It's just the biz. 20 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,983 The biz. Like short for business. 21 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,445 Did you coin that? I've literally never heard that before. 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,447 Pre-dawn emergency meeting? 23 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,157 Am I to be stripped and flogged in front of my fucking props department? 24 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,326 And if it's a spanking, in a breakout room, please. 25 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,286 - Breakout spanking. - Look, Eric, this is good. 26 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,706 It shows she's invested in the movie, in your vision. 27 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,334 Meeting's canceled. New producer just canceled it. 28 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,752 Sorry, what? 29 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,463 Mind games. Bravo. 30 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,216 - What is happening, Daniel? - Guys, it's called ghosting. 31 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,843 Game recognize game? 32 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,179 All right, listen up. 33 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,599 Do not panic. 34 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,851 It's a stunt day, big technical day, 35 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,645 and we're gonna execute this and show her how good we are. 36 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,815 We're craftspeople, our director's a visionary. 37 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,400 Forward cinema. 38 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,944 Thank you. 39 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,448 - Should we be clapping? - Stephanie, bring my buggy around. 40 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,368 And arrange me a rapid response haircut. This is serious. 41 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,037 Dan, would now be a good time to talk about career progressions? 42 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,289 Everything's exploding at a million miles an hour, 43 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,209 and the movie is a scrotum resting on a razor's edge. 44 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,045 Got it. So, maybe, like, in an hour? 45 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:13,048 - Daniel. Hey, what's happening? - It's all good, mate. It's all good. 46 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,633 Great, mate. Hey, what's happening? 47 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,260 Yeah, no, it's all great. We're just forwards. 48 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,222 Yeah, but what is happening? Like literally, what is happening? 49 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,807 - New producer, are we being X-rayed? - Absolutely not. 50 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,517 Because X-ray shows up something weird, 51 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,186 you cut out the tumor, and you replace it with Kit Harington. 52 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,897 - Or one of the Skarsgårds. - Which one? 53 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,107 - I don't mind. - Adam, mate, this is not about you. 54 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,609 It has nothing to do with my body shape? 55 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,195 I know I Dorito-ed myself. 56 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,406 Dorito-ed myself, bigger on top, tapering down to a skinnier leg. 57 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,118 But please tell our new producer that I am prioritizing squats and lunges. 58 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:45,414 - Dude, the studio loves your legs. - Oh, high fives for that guy's thighs. 59 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,709 Great, 'cause don't believe everything you read online, especially WikiLegs. 60 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,087 - Do not look up that site. - Morning, cunts. 61 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,629 - Hello! - Headlamps on, 62 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,549 ready for another day down the gold mine. 63 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,676 Yes, Peter. All right, let's go. Okay. 64 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:02,014 Poor pathetic little prick, holding it together, but he knows. 65 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,644 New producer airdrops in. He's auditioning for his job. You all are. 66 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,897 But obviously not me. I'm just number two. 67 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,232 Call sheet and my mother agree. 68 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,735 I'm second best. See you out there, number one. 69 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,778 Just so you're hearing it so that you've heard it, 70 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,238 new producer is canceling 80 of our Moss Men for today. 71 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:21,617 - Mind games part two. Boom. - Okay, she's sending a message. 72 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,329 How much can we take before we squeal? Scrooge McFuck. 73 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,749 So how many extras do we have for the big crowd shot now? 74 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,875 Five. 75 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,250 Eric's not gonna like that. 76 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,794 I'm not gonna like that. I don't like that. 77 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,130 Great. I'll let the trades know. 78 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,591 Rude. 79 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:54,025 Stunt day! All eyeballs on me. Will he make it? Will he cave? 80 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:57,404 Will an actual man die? Yes, no, and no. 81 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,740 Everyone's freaking out, Dag. Watch as I neutralize the mass panic. 82 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,992 Xanax Man! 83 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,452 I'm being asked to remind you, Peter's spine. 84 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,705 He's only good for three launches, contractually. 85 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,875 Okay, three goes! Peter's spine is good for three goes! 86 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,212 - Peter's spinal X-rays, if that helps. - It doesn't. 87 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,797 Back in your box, please, Bryson. Eric, sir! 88 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,342 Loving the haircut. A sharp cut for a sharp mind. 89 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,469 Daniel, I stayed up till 5:00 a.m., 90 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,805 redrawing storyboards for the Jackhammer escape. 91 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,017 Eric, don't panic. We're going to hold the course. 92 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,351 Oh, my God, that's amazing. 93 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,854 "A crowd of Moss People stretched to the horizon." 94 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,107 Daniel... I have five. 95 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,526 - And it's bullshit. - I'll make it work, okay? 96 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,237 I'm going to make a crowd of five look like 5,000. 97 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,531 Loaves and fishes, but for people. 98 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,450 - Loaves and people. - Very nice! 99 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,617 "The director's cut." 100 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,829 It's funnier every time. Thank you, Stephanie. 101 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,915 Hello. Number two checking in for business. 102 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,793 So, how are you up on the wires, number one? 103 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,294 Wonderful. Thank you, Peter. 104 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,589 Because one can look flaccid if one's not careful, 105 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,758 bobbing around like astronaut cock. 106 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,927 Well, my movement coach is from Zagreb's foremost ballet, so... 107 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,472 How many ballets do they have? 108 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,350 Ready? 109 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,061 Question on Mollusk Man, it's five minutes each time he needs the bathroom. 110 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,522 So, we could fit him with a bag or we do the diaper. 111 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,358 - Diaper? - Nappy. The adult nappy. 112 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,902 We've checked and they do come in his size from Belgium. 113 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,530 - Big, big diaper. - Sounds like my kind of diaper. 114 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,449 Less comfortable, and it will limit his range of movement, 115 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,452 especially when sodden. Plus, only a $300 saving. 116 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,496 Well, less pleasant for all involved, the diaper, no? 117 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,248 It's a saving in terms of playing ball. 118 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,249 Shows we're not afraid to make the tough decisions. 119 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,376 For labor reasons, 120 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,837 Shane can't know about the diaper, but off the record... 121 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:41,591 - Okay, let's have him diapered. - Happy to nappy. 122 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,677 "I'm ready for my diaper, Mr. DeMille." 123 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:45,887 Very good. 124 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,140 - Okay, stunt rehearsal? - Yeah. 125 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,558 Stunt rehearsal, everyone on their A-game! 126 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,186 Remember, we are top-drawer professionals, 127 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,313 - thank you! - Let's do it! 128 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,482 - Eric, sir. - Okay. And so... 129 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,111 "The Jackhammer Escape." Moss Men swarm. 130 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,489 Tecto produces his Invisible Jackhammer and both of you blast off to freedom. 131 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,450 Running in the Invisible Jackhammer. 132 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,954 Two words, no words. Third word, wow. 133 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:14,916 Great. 134 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,421 My God, I am so blessed! 135 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,674 Front row seats for the Invisible Jackhammer. 136 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,677 Standing here, watching you jacking off. 137 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,223 Yeah. Do you have the concept art? 138 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,474 Absolutely. 139 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:36,896 Great, and how invisible is this thing? 140 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,565 It's totally invisible. Obviously, you will see it. 141 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,402 Okay, I got it. I'm sorry, I don't got it. 142 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,822 It's like an air wobble. 143 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,533 It would be nothing, but solid, yes? 144 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,827 - Okay, no, no. - It's... 145 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,913 the outline... like glass. 146 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,667 Yes, but is glass invisible? 147 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,212 My dog once walked into a patio door, if that helps. 148 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,214 - Is it okay? - Quiet, please. 149 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,634 Number one is pretending to be on a drill... 150 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,720 - which is invisible. - Hey, props! 151 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,098 Props, can I have my Tecto Sonic Blockers? 152 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,309 - Locating Sonic Blockers. - Locating Sonic Blockers! 153 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,188 Are you sure about this? The Invisible Jackhammer? 154 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,856 I thought it would look cool, but it doesn't. 155 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,776 Well, that's invaluable input, Mr. Spielberg. Thank you. 156 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,154 - Running in Sonic Blockers. - Thanks. 157 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,783 - I'm going to say something. Excuse me? - I will genuinely incapacitate you. 158 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:30,908 Yeah. 159 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,243 - The hair. - Just need a second with it, but-- 160 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,577 - Yeah, the hair. - Hair! 161 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,245 - Fix the hair. - Hair. Fix the hair. 162 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,331 Fixing the hair. 163 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,916 If they're doing something wrong, surely we have to say. 164 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,210 No. Dag, we don't have an opinion, okay? 165 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,713 We just keep the trains running. Who cares what's on them? 166 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,799 - Potatoes, Christmas presents. - Dissidents, trafficked children. 167 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,594 That's not what it is though, is it? Ours is not to reason why, Dag. 168 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,554 Can I at least have some headphones so that I can hear? 169 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,682 - Headphones? Are you for fucking real? - Still fixing the hair. 170 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,725 I didn't get my first pair of headphones for six years! 171 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,770 - Okay. - You see Mike, the gaffer? 172 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,437 He worked on Raiders of the Lost Ark. 173 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,899 Hasn't heard a single word of dialogue his entire career. 174 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,400 Well, that's sad. 175 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,651 - Poor Mike. - Yeah, well, 176 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,069 it's heartbreaking, but it's the biz. 177 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,570 - The hair is fixed. - Hair's fixed. 178 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,864 Okay, stunt rehearsal! 179 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,784 "Surrounded on all sides, 180 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,914 Tecto activates his Invisible Jackhammer, drilling down into the earth." 181 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,919 "Tecto grabs Eye, 182 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,382 and the force shoots them into the air like a rocket." 183 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,886 - Cue Moss Men! And... action stunt! - It's hammer time! 184 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,852 Warp speed, baby! 185 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,479 - What are you doing? - No one called "cut." 186 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,816 Not for me to say, but shouldn't that be faster? 187 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,278 - Shane is expecting warp speed. - Okay, cut! 188 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,531 The winch has to roll itself out, 15 meters to go. 189 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,951 I've been in motorized bath chairs faster than this. 190 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,122 Eric? Hey, Eric, any notes for me? 191 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,249 So, I've been talking to Chris. 192 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,417 Did I tell you that I've been talking to Chris? 193 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:04,543 Couple of times, yeah, yeah. 194 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,171 It's very cool how you're friends with him now. 195 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,174 He writes me these beautiful letters. Longhand. 196 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,926 Chris. Always Chris. Never Christopher. 197 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,013 - Chris Nolan. - Wow, that's great... for you. 198 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,182 So great. Anyway... 199 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,434 Yeah, well, my point is... 200 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,437 how would Chris make sense of the Invisible Jackhammer? 201 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,731 So, yes, I want this. This here. 202 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,441 Talk to our new producer, 203 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,362 get me my 80 extras, or I will not shoot, yeah? 204 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,073 So tough, isn't it? The biz. 205 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,908 Dag, I'm gonna get this stunt if it kills me 206 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,409 and everyone involved in this production. 207 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,622 - Dan, I've got Health and Safety for you. - Welcome. Thank you, Health and Safety. 208 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,540 Onwards, with caution! 209 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,837 - Adam's gone back to his trailer. - 'Course he has. Send in Xanax Man. 210 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,844 - Adam, sir! - Hey. 211 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,930 - We need you back on set, mate. - What's up? Just give us... 212 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,390 - a second. - Yeah. 213 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,894 Will you just be straight with me? 214 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,149 Do you buy me as a guy who can make earthquakes happen? 215 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,153 Earthquakes, yes. Absolutely. 216 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,823 Absolutely, 100%, okay? 217 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,950 All right? 218 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,660 We done? Cool. 219 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:23,163 It's just so wild, you know. I gave up my dog to be here. 220 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,749 - Like a top-of-the-line dog. - Oh, really? Top-of-the-line? 221 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,543 Yeah. I just-- Okay. 222 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,838 I need you to be real with me. Like, as a friend. 223 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:34,425 - One of my closest friends, actually. - Oh, Adam, I'm flattered. 224 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,844 What do you think? Like, really, really think 225 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,555 about the Invisible Jackhammer? 226 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,728 Honestly, I think 227 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,064 the Invisible Jackhammer is fucking badass. 228 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,652 I'm not gonna look like an asshole 229 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,738 - up there? - No, look. 230 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,116 I feel fucking excellent. Okay? 231 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,536 Anyone can do fucking... Ibsen. 232 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,956 When you're flying through the air on a jackhammer made of sound waves, 233 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,375 - you look awesome. - Really? 234 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,128 You look brilliant. You're a genius. 235 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,797 In my opinion, the greatest actor who ever lived. 236 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,010 No, I'm not. Like-- 237 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,220 Don't make me repeat myself because I won't. 238 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,640 It's just Peter. He's fucking with me. He's fucking with my head. 239 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,810 It's like he's trying to undermine me in front of the new producer. 240 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,562 He's like-- Maybe the call sheet thing, 241 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,190 or 'cause I'm number one and he doesn't like it? 242 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,692 You know, he's making faces, unscripted faces, and like-- 243 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,443 - Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. I will. - You know-- 244 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,986 - Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. 245 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,197 You're so good at your job. 246 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,326 You know, I might have lost a dog, but I think I gained one too. 247 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,788 - Oh, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Woof, woof. - Yeah. 248 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,749 Yeah. All right. 249 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,293 Daniel the Spaniel! 250 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,755 Thanks. 251 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,889 Oh, don't mind me, I'm just poking through your stuff, 252 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,016 if that's cool. 253 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,644 Movies, movies, movies. 254 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,855 Someone's a movie buff. Shrink Rap? 255 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,776 Yeah. Well, one day when all this is done, maybe I'll get to listen to the... 256 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,028 director's commentary on Eraserhead. 257 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,531 My God, dare to dream. 258 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,492 Okay, I've got a question for you. 259 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,745 Have you ever thought, "Am I killing cinema?" 260 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,206 Genuinely never thought about it. 261 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:32,836 Because the Invisible Jackhammer got me thinking, what if you are? 262 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,464 What if this isn't a dream factory? What if it's an abattoir, you know? 263 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,677 And we've all got blood on our hands and fatty tissue on our faces, 264 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,596 and we're sat here, you know, eating sandwiches? 265 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,097 Dag, can you just stop talking? 266 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,599 Peck, peck, pecking away like a fucking question chicken, okay? 267 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,351 I'm happy to share my valuable industry insights 268 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,311 and years of accumulated wisdom, but I just-- 269 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,939 Sorry for shouting. I just need to figure out 270 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,735 how I'm going to execute this stunt before I lose my job! 271 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,945 Sorry. Thank you, I'm sorry. 272 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,532 I filled up your water bottle. 273 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,330 Well, that's really nice. 274 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,792 - And you've made me look like a prick. - Sorry. 275 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,634 Look, you seem really smart. You're here now. 276 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,345 We're gonna be working together. That's great. 277 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,265 I just need you to use your initiative, yeah? 278 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,644 Anita's got everyone panicked. Like dogs in a washing machine. 279 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,774 Crazy idea. Why don't you go and talk to her? 280 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:47,160 - Bit of fun. - Yeah, that was Jim, third AD before you. 281 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,080 He threw that up there before he killed himself. 282 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,753 You know what? Fuck it. 283 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,759 Enter. 284 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,389 Dan, hi! Good to see you. 285 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,770 - Eric wants his Moss-- - I'm so sorry about this morning. 286 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,981 The emergency meeting, the no-show. Hope it didn't bump. 287 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,777 Nah, nah. Barely noticed really. 288 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,696 - Cool beans. - Great. 289 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,698 And I just wanted to make sure 290 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,617 - things aren't gonna be weird between us. - Anita, why would they be weird? 291 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,577 Because we were fucking pretty successfully 292 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,496 for about six months, and then I started fucking 293 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,498 a very famous Australian actor behind your back 294 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,542 and now I'm your boss? 295 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,753 I mean, I don't even think about that stuff anymore. 296 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,797 Phew! What a relief 297 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,466 because I may need to ream you out in front of everyone. 298 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,510 Well, you can't shout at the director, so hit this bitch, right? 299 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,388 - Yeah, a hanging in the town square. - A hanging. A hanging? 300 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,349 A beating, a flogging, a... 301 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,727 - forensic crucifixion. - Could we settle on a metaphor? 302 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,438 It serves two purposes. One, spreads fear. Yum. 303 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,232 - Two, it buries the lede about you and me. - Okay, sure. 304 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,858 Because it would be very bad if people knew we were... 305 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,110 Yeah, it's all right. You can burn me. 306 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,072 I'm a human sacrifice. I'm the Wicker Man! Wicker Dan! 307 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,616 Is that shitty? Is that bad friending? 308 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,122 Okay, look. 309 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:15,999 I need something in return. 310 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,044 Spread your fear, but I need to sprinkle some hope. 311 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,130 Eric is demanding his Moss Men back. 312 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,256 Can't do it, Daniel. Need to show strength. 313 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,261 But I will grab you for the hanging. Yeah? Cool beans? 314 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,308 Yes. The coolest of beans. 315 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:39,230 Very fucking uncool beans, Dag. I'm about to get hung out to dry. 316 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,983 Peter, sir? Do me a favor. 317 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:43,902 Can you go easy on Adam? 318 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,737 Oh, my God! Have I done something to upset him? 319 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,198 Christ, what a mess! 320 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,325 If there's anything I can do in terms of the call sheet? 321 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,785 Call sheet? Please. 322 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,038 Not on my account. I'm very low maintenance. 323 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:59,000 Now get that through your thick fucking skull, Daniel! 324 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,334 Dan, new producer is asking 325 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,379 if this could be a good time to tear you a new one? 326 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,047 Could she maybe not in front of the crewmen? 327 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,549 Because they once saw me applying hand lotion, 328 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,551 and it didn't end well. 329 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,347 - Okay, where's my first AD? - Happening anyway. 330 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,973 Hi, Daniel, nice to meet you. 331 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,684 Can I just ask, why the fuck aren't we rolling? 332 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,894 Oh, Eric! Maestro, come on over! 333 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,896 I'm just trying to figure out why your first AD here 334 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,065 is not taking care of you. 335 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,901 Please go ahead. 336 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,655 So, your director is talking to the actors for 52 minutes on average before take one. 337 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,199 - Yes, I am. - No disrespect to Eric, who we love, 338 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,742 - but you should not be allowing him... - Yeah. 339 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,827 ...to do that much talking. 340 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,373 - I need boundaries, Daniel. - Boundaries so he can knock them down. 341 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,916 - Thank you, Steph. - If this is a pile-on, 342 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,875 - I should dial Shane. - Eleven setups per day, 343 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,169 which he will ask for, because he's a visionary. 344 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,713 - No, please. - I'm sorry, 345 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:46,964 but what the fuck are you thinking? 346 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,718 - Shane, hi. Shellacking the first AD. - You need to start running things, Daniel. 347 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,679 It can feel a little sloppy here sometimes. 348 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,015 It does sound like a lot of setups when you hear it out loud. 349 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,599 - Yeah, cheers, Dag. - What the fuck are you doing? 350 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,893 Pat, sir? We're apportioning blame over here. 351 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,106 - Oh, no, now the angry man's coming. - Dinner and a show, don't mind if I do. 352 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,191 You fucked up, son, and now you gotta eat it! 353 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,153 You need to be riding this man like a stallion. 354 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,031 - Like a stallion. - Ride him like a stallion. 355 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,784 But ride gently, okay? And when you beat him, carrot, not stick. 356 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,827 Hey, this isn't a witch hunt. 357 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,579 Well, I want to know why it's not a witch hunt, 358 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,165 - and who can we blame? - Funny. 359 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,125 But hey, big stunt today. Excited to see what you got. 360 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,335 - Right, Pat? - That's right. 361 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,546 Yeah. Tick-tock. Clock is ticking. 362 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,009 Yes, sir. Daniel Kumar, first AD. Possible subject of a witch hunt. 363 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,345 K-U-M-A-R. 364 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,309 So sorry for weighing in. It was just a very infectious energy. 365 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,518 Well, I'm glad you had fun. 366 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,562 Now I just have to execute with everyone watching me 367 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,107 or I could lose my job, or someone might die. 368 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,485 Okay, folks, game faces! Positions, positions, positions! 369 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,779 - Keep saying positions. Show me. - Positions, positions... 370 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,489 - Heels up in three, two, one. - ...positions, 371 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,908 - positions, positions! - Go! 372 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,118 No. Shit. That has to work, okay? Two goes. 373 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,246 Peter's spine can only do two more goes. 374 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,665 Sam. Do me a favor. Peter's feeling quite frisky. 375 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,208 Let's keep him on a tight leash. Thank you. 376 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,376 Daniel, I found Jamie VFX. 377 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,127 Jamie, pixel wizard, how are you holding up? 378 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,296 I'm in the tunnel. 379 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,715 My wife said it's like I've been dead for three months. 380 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,302 - Yeah, listen? Can we VFX 80 Moss Men? - Insanely expensive, it'll look shit, 381 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,096 and the additional workload might actually kill me. 382 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,180 But you could actually do it? 383 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,723 - I mean-- - Yes! Thank you, Jamie. 384 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,974 - This way, Jamie. - Good to see you. 385 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,769 Eric, VFX can tile your Moss Men, you'll get your crowd, pinky promise, 386 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,270 - can we just shoot? - Positions, positions. 387 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,273 - Okay - Okay. Thank you! Positions, positions! 388 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,568 We're almost ready, folks. We're almost ready. 389 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,284 You go telling tales, and so I'm now the fucking petty one. 390 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,538 Why are you jerking me back? What are you doing? 391 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,165 Just gonna go ten-one. Quick bathroom break. 392 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,335 Mollusk Man going ten-one behind a rock. 393 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,298 Had a large coffee, rookie error. 394 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,927 No, that's working. Oh, fabulous. 395 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,931 That has completely absorbed. 396 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,685 Headphones. Who wants headphones? I know I do. 397 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,020 - Thanks. - Lovely. Lovely. 398 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,690 - Dag, what the fuck are you doing? - I'm using my initiative. 399 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,108 Maybe if we can all hear, we'll all be better at our jobs. 400 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,360 Okay. None of these people can have headphones, okay? 401 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,113 It looks like I'm not in control of my fucking set. 402 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,197 Sorry, folks. Dan said no headphones. 403 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,950 I think maybe they're a symbol of authority. 404 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,703 - Sorry, Mike. - Sorry, Mike. Not the bad guy. 405 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,413 Positions! Can we just roll? 406 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:28,709 - Hey, Dan. Ready? Excited to see. - Excited to see you seeing. 407 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,337 - Be quiet out there! - Sound speed. 408 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,714 And action. 409 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,634 One second, Eric, I-- One second, I gotta sneeze! 410 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,057 Okay, it's gone. 411 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,266 Okay, I'm ready. 412 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,727 - Running it. - We're running. 413 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,729 Okay, starting the clock. 414 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,148 Invisible. Jacking it. 415 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,110 There. Got it. Got it. 416 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,321 Okay, and... 417 00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,574 action! 418 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,581 Cue Moss Men! 419 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,793 It's hammer time! 420 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,006 Oh, shit. Sneezed. 421 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,008 - Sorry, sorry! - And cut. 422 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:21,596 - Fucking allergies. Fucking allergies. - Cut there, thank you. 423 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,264 Lock it. 424 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,809 Eric, can we use any of that? Can we use any of that? 425 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,396 No, Adam. Your face was sneezy and unusable. 426 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,858 Poor number one. Gosh! Maybe he's allergic to acting. 427 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,487 Letting Shane know we still don't have the stunt. 428 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,321 - Okay. - Thank you. 429 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,448 Thank you. 430 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,119 Not a good look, Dan. Maybe I should ream you out again? 431 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,830 Anita, look, if I could speak freely? 432 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,039 - Friend level? - Yeah. 433 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,836 If you want to turn this movie around, stop shouting. Focus on the creative. 434 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,712 The studio has lost its way. 435 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,964 These movies are not hitting the way they used to. 436 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,341 And I need your help. 437 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,718 Yeah, well, Shane's pulled in all directions, 438 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,720 like an octopus at a square dance. 439 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,472 Exactly. The Invisible Jackhammer is the perfect example. 440 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,474 I hated it in the comics. I hated it in the cartoons. 441 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,893 - It's totally ludicrous. - What is it even made of? 442 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,187 Oh, we've got a science advisor from MIT, 443 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,773 but we broke his spirit and now he just nods everything through. 444 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,984 If Shane had the headspace, if he was on it, 445 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,069 if he was here, he'd say this is fucking dumb 446 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,071 and we should cut it. Lose it from the movie. 447 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,283 He needs boots on the ground. He needs us. 448 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:27,036 I can call him. Direct report. I can talk to Shane whenever I want. 449 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,620 Yes, that would be amazing. 450 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,000 - Just yank the emergency cord. - Yank that fucking puppy. 451 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,209 - Save the movie. - Save the day. 452 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,545 Save the universe. 453 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,840 We should loop in Eric though. 454 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,258 - Eric? - Eric. 455 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,386 - Oh, Eric-- Director Eric. Yes. - Yeah. 456 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,720 Eric! 457 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,681 Fuck the Jackhammer. It was an albatross from the start. 458 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,350 A giant invisible sea bird. 459 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,187 It is not now, nor shall it ever be, hammer time. 460 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,315 Hey, Anita. Heard you were hoping to connect with Shane. 461 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,566 Thank you, Bryson. I'd like to speak with him direct. 462 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,693 Okay. 463 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,197 Hey, Shane. Shane? 464 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,822 Hello, Anita. This is Bryson. 465 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,160 Shane is not available, but Pat would like to see you on C stage. 466 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,662 Thank you, of course, that'd be a delight. 467 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,458 Okay, signal me if you need backup. I'm here. 468 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,292 Pat. 469 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,545 New sound stages for Centurios 2, our summer tentpole, 470 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,798 and we have an infestation of fucking pigeons! 471 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,466 Lasers. Just to scare them. 472 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,512 We can't laser the birds in half, nor do we wish to. 473 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,389 Three o'clock, fire. 474 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,265 - Pat. Pat, here. - What? 475 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,727 Do you think I might be able to talk to Shane direct? 476 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,479 It's about the Invisible Jackhammer. 477 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,231 Shane's just made the incredibly painful decision 478 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,192 - to mothball The Sister Squad. - Production was in chaos. 479 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,778 Writers were being hired to do pre-writes on rewrites 480 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,863 - that hadn't even come in yet. - It's canned? The whole movie? 481 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,573 It's like when you have a beautiful dog, 482 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,326 but you have to smash its head in with a hammer due to... 483 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,912 - Circumstances? - Exactly, circumstances. 484 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:56,710 Strategic pivot from way, way upstairs. Fewer releases. 485 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,422 Seems we gave the fans too much content, they choked on it. 486 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,843 Hey, Todd, let's aim for the eyes. We really need to send a message here. 487 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:09,097 But I'm okay, right? I mean, you know, in terms of my position? 488 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,931 Well, Anita, you should probably know, 489 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,976 Shane's never been 100% on Tecto, you know. 490 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,102 Excuse me? 491 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,146 Yeah, he got addicted to announcing stuff. 492 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,357 He went on a hot streak at Comic-Con and nobody told him "No." 493 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,692 - Now, here you are. - But, wait-- 494 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,403 Todd? Super important that we get this cleared. If I may? 495 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,904 - The laser. - This is on Deadline, okay? 496 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,573 My name is attached. 497 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,701 I turned down Sofia fucking Coppola to be here! 498 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:34,414 Okay, but then we offered you a salary you couldn't refuse, you know? 499 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:38,542 Listen to me, look at me, look at me. We have the utmost confidence in you. 500 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,379 Your movie will be released, okay? 501 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,923 If it's a fucking disaster, and I strongly feel it will not be, 502 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,010 I wanna tell you, on my honor as a Hollywood producer, 503 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,847 there's no way we'd pin this on you, okay? No way. 504 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,058 Not how I operate. 505 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:57,103 - Incredibly reassuring, Pat. - Glad to hear it. 506 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,522 - Thanks, Anita. - Thanks, Pat. 507 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,691 Boom. That is a direct and humane hit. 508 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,318 - Nice. - Oh, the nest. 509 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,779 Bryson, light it up. Blind those fucking birdies. 510 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,698 - So, can we lose the Jackhammer? - The what? 511 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,533 It's hammer time! 512 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,245 We got it! 513 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,705 - Cut! - Fuck you, Ibsen! 514 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,500 - Actually, once the CG is in... - Yeah, I was gonna say, 515 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,084 - once it's graded and it's, you know-- - ...and you know, 516 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,919 - you're in the story... - You've got all the sound effects... 517 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,337 ... and you'll have the color correct and-- 518 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,338 ...and all the VFX, 519 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,633 - and it's-- Yeah. - Yeah, I don't mind it. 520 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,052 - Okay. Happiness, Eric? - Happiness. 521 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,345 - Happiness. - Happiness. 522 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,807 - Pending Shane's happiness. - Still couldn't hear. 523 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,601 Okay, everyone, we are moving on! 524 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:49,906 Imagine plummeting to our deaths. Big news story. 525 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,784 Then we'd see whose fucking name comes first. 526 00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:55,745 Guys! 527 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,915 Can we go down? My balls are-- I can't feel my balls. 528 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:00,667 I can't feel my balls. 529 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,845 Well, it's done now. Onwards. 530 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:16,266 I just want this to be a good film. Smart people working hard. 531 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,228 - Yeah, I think we all want that. - But like a really good one. 532 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:23,398 'Cause when you make movies like this, but good, 533 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,066 there's nothing better. 534 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,694 Plus, decent gig. Baby needs shoes. 535 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,113 Are we good? 536 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,909 Dan, as your producer, we are great. We are in great shape. 537 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,328 - Okay, good. - As your friend, 538 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,289 Rome is burning. 539 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,249 Walls are tumbling down and careers are being destroyed. 540 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,793 Daniel, if you care too much about this job, it will kill you. 541 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,087 We are not at war... 542 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,048 but we're at war. 543 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:53,887 Fucking with you. 544 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,222 Yeah. Everything's great. 545 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,017 Nothing to worry about. Night, Dan. 546 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,396 Mollusk Man traveling. Can someone de-rig his diaper? Over. 547 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,151 Well, that's a wrappy on the nappy. 548 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,112 "I am big. It's the nappies that got small." 549 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,949 Actually, I've got quite a long car journey home. 550 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,785 I'll just leave it on. 551 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,629 What's it like working with Adam? 552 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:29,506 Adam? 553 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:35,220 Adam, he's instinctual, like a bear or a hog. 554 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,473 And I say this with, you know, respect. It's like working with a chimpanzee, 555 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,893 which I've done twice actually, once with tragic consequences. 556 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:47,022 Awful story. Bong-Bong was his name. They caught him one day stealing donuts 557 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,316 from the craft services, which one must never do. 558 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,444 And so his owner, in an attempt to chide him, 559 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,072 ended up beating him to death with an axe handle. 560 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,449 Terrible, terrible, and very messy. 561 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,493 Obviously, there was no chance of the chimp doing any press or publicity 562 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:02,122 to promote the movie after that. How could he? He was dead. 563 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,375 So in the end, they brought in a second chimp to do Carson. 564 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,420 Rum-Tum, I think it was. 565 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,756 Anyway, the whole press campaign was a bit of a washout after that. 566 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:15,426 I often think that's why the movie never found an audience. 567 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,595 Screenplay was terrific. 568 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,806 "Do You Take This Chimp?," it was called. 569 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:23,435 David Mamet did an uncredited polish. 570 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:25,687 Bong-Bong. 571 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:31,359 I haven't thought about poor little bugger for 30 years. 572 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,865 Or David Mamet, for that matter.