1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,589 End of a tough week. Lots of long nights. 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,633 Quick update from the hospital. 3 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:10,719 Monica's responding well. 4 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,887 For those who don't know, she unfortunately nodded off 5 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,890 on the way home and collided with some cattle. 6 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:20,186 On the plus side, now she has a very full freezer! 7 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:22,731 So... Is that on? 8 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:26,525 To thank you all for the difficult week of night shoots, 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,987 the studio would like to present you with... 10 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,698 a giant Jenga set. 11 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:38,788 But on behalf of Eric, one last push. 12 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,792 His big fireball shot. Friday night into Saturday morning. 13 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,711 Okay? It's Fraturday! 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,172 Fraturday night fever. 15 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,467 Yeah, Fraturday night fever. 16 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,220 Let's have some fun. Some frun! 17 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,305 Okay. 18 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,766 Quick, before they make a pyre out of the Jenga blocks and burn me on it. 19 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,353 Game of Jenga? Fun fact, we're developing a Jenga movie. 20 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,604 Although it might collapse. 21 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,314 - Sir, Jenga? - Fuck your Jenga. 22 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,899 Your dissent has been noted, Martin. 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,193 Any chance I could leave early for a house party? 24 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,694 Absolutely none. 25 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,406 Great. Really appreciate you giving it due consideration. 26 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,829 What is going on, team Tecto? 27 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,122 - Big night tonight, huh? - Oh, are you kidding? 28 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,832 Your big fireball shot? Everyone's pumped. 29 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,251 Morale's off the charts. 30 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:31,006 Storm warning. He drank his fizzy water too fast 31 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,342 and now he has the hiccups. 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,720 As well, just FYI, full moon, libido raging. 33 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,221 You know how he gets. 34 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:40,684 Not really. I mean, he watches Formula One qualifying rounds. 35 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:44,853 Hi, Dad. It's me. I'm at Nan's. When am I gonna see you? 36 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,647 Okay, look. We've all got somewhere better to be, yeah? 37 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,691 - Yes, we fucking do. - So let's just get the shot 38 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,902 before the crew mutinies, and then we all lose our minds. 39 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,362 - Happy? - Not even remotely. 40 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,781 Good. Me neither. 41 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,408 I'm happy. 42 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,909 Hi, Rufus! 43 00:01:58,743 --> 00:01:59,744 Evening. 44 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,795 Okay, folks! Positions! Positions! 45 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,715 Wow, someone's feeling motivated. 46 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,550 What? I believe in Eric's vision. 47 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,677 Also, I'm trying to get to a party to fuck a man. 48 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,804 Daniel, I never know the protocol these days, 49 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,808 but I have an unfolding personal situation. 50 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,476 - Okay, so what is it? - I have an erection and it won't go down. 51 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,104 God. I should probably step away. 52 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,606 Chemical reaction to a supplement I took this afternoon. 53 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:32,360 I just wanted to alert you from an HR standpoint. 54 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,446 - It's your problem now. - Dan! Dan, hey. Hey! 55 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,947 Oh, heads up, Adam, 56 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,116 I have an erection and it won't go down. 57 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,286 Thank you, sir. I appreciate the courtesy. 58 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,912 Hey. Have you seen Borat? 59 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:44,997 - Yeah. - You know that movie? 60 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,124 "Hey, yes, very nice! Sex with my wife." 61 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,418 Yeah, I've seen it. 62 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,504 It's so funny. Anyway... 63 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:56,468 so the crew's morale is a little low, so I bought a cupcake truck. 64 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,887 - Great idea. - Yeah, but I canceled it because 65 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,181 I have a better idea. 66 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,268 Live music. Free show. You know my band? 67 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,936 Right, you know my band? You remember my band, right? 68 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,438 Flight Mode, the greatest band in the world. 69 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,565 Yeah. It really is great. 70 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,734 It's like upbeat blues, so it's good for morale. 71 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,818 So, like, lunch is at 1:00 a.m., right? 72 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,070 Tight 30 then. 73 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,237 And then at wrap, 74 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,614 - we can do the full show. - Full show. 75 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,574 Full show, the whole thing. But I do need the god mic 76 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,660 and the PA system so everyone can hear it everywhere. 77 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,246 - Pick up that vibe! - Yeah. That's gonna be a treat for us all! 78 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,417 - Right? "Jagshemash. Chenquieh." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 79 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,294 Yeah, all right. Bye, bye. Thanks. 80 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,338 Hide his guitar, okay? Burn it. 'Cause the crew's gonna revolt 81 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,507 and my head's gonna be on a stick. All right, let's go! 82 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,135 Eric's big fireball! Light it up, maestro! 83 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,345 Behind-the-scenes featurette. 84 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,430 Let's talk about Eric and tonight's fireball shot. 85 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:47,351 Well, you know, I find I do better with short blasts on the EPK, 86 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,729 so I'm just gonna say some sound bites. 87 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,233 Sparks will fly! 88 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:56,820 I'm gonna take that again. 89 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,200 Sparks will fly. 90 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,494 I got it, I got it, got it, got it, got it. 91 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,789 Sparks will fly. 92 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,169 Sparks will fly! 93 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,840 Sparks will fly. 94 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,258 Sparks will fly! 95 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,509 Sparks will fly. 96 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,847 Sparks will-- Sparks will fly. 97 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,474 This has actually never happened to me before. I'm so sorry. 98 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:28,977 You okay, Pat? 99 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,771 We'll come back to that. How about your director, Eric Bouchard? 100 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,315 Sure, that's easy. 101 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,776 Eric Bouchard is a visionary genius. 102 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,654 Anita, can you say Eric's a genius? 103 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,322 Come on, Anita. Say Eric's a genius. 104 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,200 Eric Bouchard's a visionary genius. 105 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,702 And, you know, just to say, 106 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,456 this is Eric's movie, but it's also very much Anita's movie. 107 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,043 Wow, thank you. That's too fucking kind, Pat. 108 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,919 Oh, you know what? I think we got it. Great. 109 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,339 - Yeah? - Yeah. 110 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,091 Pat, I see what you're doing. 111 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,469 Eric fucked China, and now you're fucking me. 112 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,929 No idea what you mean. Hey, Bryclops? 113 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,016 - Be a pal, bring my car around. - Great. Bryclops the valet. 114 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,934 All right, I'm out of here. Have fun on the night shoot 115 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,187 for the movie you're making. 116 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,314 About tonight's work. 117 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,733 The fiery ball of death. 118 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,444 And not to be too grand, but... 119 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,113 behold my fiery ball of death! 120 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,574 - Okay, folks! Lining up for a take! - Dag. Calm down. 121 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,325 - Breathe. - The pre-viz. 122 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,787 The fighting that we already shot. 123 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,497 More fighting. 124 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,248 Violence, violence, violence. 125 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,796 Again some violence. Then violence. 126 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,713 And then the scene. 127 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,676 Eye consumes the sun through his head portal 128 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,136 and is then reborn as a villain. 129 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,098 A baptism, but of fire. 130 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,518 Not water, like you normally use in a baptism, but fire. 131 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,726 Smart. 132 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,813 Because, actually, the death ball operates on two levels. 133 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:59,233 To be clear, it is a fixed ball and will not operate at two levels. 134 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,734 Sure, Nathan, but really it does. 135 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,987 Also, the single-level fixed ball is highly temperamental. 136 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,864 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And only operates if the wind's under 137 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,535 - 23 miles per hour. - Yes. Yeah. Thank you. 138 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,994 Okay? Yeah? Let's bang, gang. 139 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,788 Would now be a good time to talk about my character arc? 140 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,165 - No. - Dan. Dan, can I show you something? 141 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,835 Before I show Eric, 'cause I want this to be right for him. 142 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:21,380 You know, for the furtive sprinting, I've been working with my movement coach. 143 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,674 - Furtive sprinting? - Yeah, like it says in the script, 144 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,135 "Tecto sprints furtively." 145 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,680 But I was thinking I want to do it with, like, a sense of energy, 146 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,931 but also like he's being watched, you know? 147 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,684 I think that's Eric's intentionality, but just check it out. Check it out. 148 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,812 Steph, why does it say, "Tecto sprints furtively"? 149 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,605 Well, that's just... that's just what Eric wrote, 150 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,941 and I typed it up. And he's the maestro, so... 151 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,444 And how does one sprint furtively? 152 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,903 - I think we're about to find out. - You watching? 153 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,113 - You watching? - Yeah. 154 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,991 Okay. Activate! 155 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,745 Oh, no. Oh, God, no. 156 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,665 You like it? 157 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,249 I'll show you again. Just watch. Yeah. 158 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,292 "Frantically." 159 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,668 - Tecto sprints "frantically." - You guys watching? 160 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,004 Oh, yes, yes. 'Cause that's obviously what he meant. 161 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,256 Activate! 162 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,514 "Furtive running." What do you think? 163 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:13,850 What do you think, Dan? 164 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,520 Yeah, I mean, it looked pretty furtive to me. 165 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,689 But... 166 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:25,194 let's... ask Eric. Yeah. The Maestro. Eric! 167 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,821 I've already shot this scene in my head twice. 168 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,783 Think of the Hans Zimmer tune. There's a... 169 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,288 I will shoot you from down here, 170 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,082 and then I need your new dialogue, please. 171 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,708 And you want all of this, do you? 172 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,252 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 173 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,338 Right-o. 174 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,840 "Kneel before Dark Eye, seer of all things!" 175 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,636 Then there's a laundry list of all the things that I've seen. 176 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,345 Assume you want me to say all of that? 177 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,682 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on the move, please. 178 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,810 - I have... - "Hot day in hell and I'm the devil"? 179 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,938 - Are you doing some writing? - Fuck off, I'm doodling. 180 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,815 Why isn't he shooting? 181 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,568 Relax. He's laser-focused. He's obsessed with this shot. 182 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,277 Hiccups have returned. 183 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,071 Possibly triggered by overthinking. 184 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:13,785 Hiccups of the mind. Our brave and noble leader. 185 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,204 I heard he has a tattoo of Harry Potter. 186 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,915 A cartoon Harry Potter that he never lets anyone see. 187 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,584 Sources close to Eric can neither confirm nor deny. 188 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,128 Your monologue again, Peter. In full. 189 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,922 Eric is a genius, he is. 190 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,132 - Is he though? - No, of course not. 191 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,633 But he knows how to place a camera 192 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,720 and it's 11:00 p.m. on a Friday and we need a figurehead. 193 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,639 And Francis Ford Hiccups is the best we have. 194 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,142 So we rally, yes? 195 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,686 "And I have seen all of the eternal war." 196 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,855 "And the second eternal war..." 197 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,441 My fireball. 198 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,027 My God, it shall burn so bright. 199 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,072 Eric, you said people will never forget seeing your fireball. 200 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,865 - Tell us about it. - Sorry... 201 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,868 Eric, news of great import. 202 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,328 Christopher Nolan is coming. 203 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,166 Chris? 204 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,501 Christopher Chris? 205 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,294 Tonight? 206 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,546 It's just a pop-in, but knowing him, 207 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,423 it'll be three and a half hours long. 208 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,176 Like, the same, like, the length of one of his-- 209 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:14,054 I'm seeing the joke, Stephanie. Why is he coming? 210 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,555 Scouting stages after dark? 211 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,266 Or maybe... 212 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,894 - Bismarck? - Shh. Don't jinx it. 213 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,436 Eric, let's go again. 214 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,064 Tell us about your fireball. 215 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,572 It's small, isn't it? 216 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,617 When you're up close. 217 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,078 Excuse me. 218 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,331 Eric? 219 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,759 Goodness gracious, great balls of gas! 220 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,346 Full moon. Who knows what could happen? 221 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,514 Okay, Mum, not to be dramatic, 222 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,809 I'm... I'm wrangling a fireball, so... 223 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,228 Okay, just cover it in straw, tell him it's asleep. 224 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,146 I'll deal with it when I'm home, okay? Bye. 225 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,732 Gosh, the sacrifices. 226 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,776 You're the real hero, "The Invisible Dad!" 227 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,154 As long as I'm there when he wakes up, minimal psychological damage. 228 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,197 Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection, 229 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,825 the studio is very keen for it not to be visible. 230 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,285 Do we loop in VFX or-- 231 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,371 God forbid anyone should ever fuck in any of these movies! 232 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,540 We'll paint it out in post, yeah? 233 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,083 So it's there, it's not there, it's Schrödinger's erection. 234 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,544 Sure, great. "Schrödinger's ding-a-ling." 235 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,213 And the party actually sounds kind of bullshit. 236 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,964 - There's no one there. - Let's focus. 237 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,173 Shit, everyone's just turned up. 238 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,759 - Holy shit, is that Briane? - Okay, Dag? 239 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,761 I'm calling. I need to call. If that's Briane, I'm calling. 240 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,140 - All right, Dag, can we just focus? - Sal, is that Briane? 241 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,099 Oi, Sal, is Briane there? 242 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,268 Is that Briane, Sal? Sal, is that Briane? 243 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,020 Sorry, Jaz, we're just finding out if that's Briane. 244 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,271 Yeah. Dan, wind's dropping. 245 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,315 Lining up for the fireball! Where's Eric? 246 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,358 Eric's in his trailer, and he's refusing to come out. 247 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,610 It was. It was Briane. 248 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,280 Briane just turned up. Classic Briane. 249 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,369 Rumors of a potential pop-in. Although, knowing Chris... 250 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,413 Okay, sorry. What is this, please? 251 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,872 Mulling. With hiccups. 252 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,875 Okay, no, he doesn't have time for a fucking mull. 253 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,500 It's not the mulling hour. 254 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,087 - Dan, Peter's asking for you. - Dag, can you handle, please? 255 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,839 Promoted to erection handler. Thank you! 256 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,882 The erection's gone down. I think it's something else. 257 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,178 Eric, sir, wind's dropping. It's fireball time. 258 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,888 Eric? 259 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,223 Hi. 260 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,893 Daniel? 261 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,395 I'm having second thoughts about the scene tonight. 262 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,982 Okay, mate. Is this about Christopher Nolan? 263 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:32,692 God, no. 264 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,654 I could give two shits what Christopher Nolan's thinking. 265 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,117 The whitening? I was doing it anyways. 266 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,577 Yeah, no. I mean, I knew that, totally. 267 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,622 No, but I was thinking, actually, 268 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,583 my fireball is quite small... 269 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,795 by comparison to... 270 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:56,257 To... Oppenheimer? To the atomic bomb? 271 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,385 Yeah, I mean, look, everything's going to look small 272 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,846 in comparison to nuclear Armageddon, mate. 273 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,683 Stand everybody down. 274 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,350 I need to work on Peter's monologue. 275 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,311 Okay, no. Eric? Sir, 276 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,022 we are all here tonight 'cause of you, yeah? 277 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,734 Okay, we've got an 80-ton crane, 278 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,112 biggest reservoir of gas in northern Europe. 279 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,656 The crew are cold. 280 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,410 They're tired. They are violently horny. 281 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,206 We have until the sun comes up to get this shot and get home. 282 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,542 Please can we shoot? 283 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,088 Do you know what, Daniel? 284 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,966 I've eaten a lot of shit for this movie. 285 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,721 A Subway foot-long, but of turds. Yeah. 286 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,057 And I've done it because I know that at the end of the turd rainbow, 287 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,142 there's a pot. 288 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,061 Not of more turds, but of gold. 289 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,480 - Yeah? - Yeah. 290 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,357 If Christopher Nolan comes tonight 291 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,401 and likes my scene, it is very likely 292 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,237 that he will ask me to shoot Blood and Iron, 293 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,907 his Bismarck biopic that he's executive producing. 294 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:08,997 So tell the crew that the genius is mulling. 295 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,428 Peter, I'm coming in. 296 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,764 Hope you haven't got another one. 297 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,891 Is Daniel not around? 298 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,352 It's actually something rather personal. 299 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,480 Please, I have brothers. I'm sure I've heard it all before. 300 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,568 I'm struggling to get my iPhone to connect with a Bluetooth vibrator. 301 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,403 No, that is a new one. Ring the bell. 302 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,529 It's not for me. 303 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,282 It's situated somewhere on my wife. 304 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:45,949 She's in Surrey. 305 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,079 Oh, God. I'm so tired. 306 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040 I'm old, I'm tired. 307 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,375 And I just want to be canceled. 308 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,294 - Oh, yeah? - The dream. 309 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,463 Every day's a Saturday when you're canceled. 310 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,465 I've heard stories from some of the old gang. 311 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,301 You should see their gardens. 312 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,303 We can get you canceled, Peter. 313 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,348 You can't. That's the problem. The sleaze is priced in with me. 314 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,851 I'm unsinkable. Peter the Pool Noodle. 315 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,852 As for this damn thing... 316 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,563 Why is everything so bloody complicated? 317 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,900 Bluetooth? It was all manual back in my day. 318 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,235 Remote-operated over the Internet. 319 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:25,114 I mean, sex-wise, you can literally phone it in, 320 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,575 which is, you know, perfect for me, obviously. 321 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,124 Just trying to keep her interested, you know? 322 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,423 I'll fix it. 323 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,259 Let's get your lovely wife horny. Come on, Peter. 324 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,969 You're a delight! 325 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888 So kind. 326 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,686 Oh, bless you. Bless you, bless you, bless you. 327 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,149 Eric's embarrassed. He thinks Nolan's gonna laugh at his fireball. 328 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,777 Oh, poor Mr. Hiccups and his flame of shame. 329 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,278 Dag, could you get off your phone for a second? 330 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,031 Honestly, your generation and phones! 331 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,199 Sorry, I'm just trying to connect to Peter's Bluetooth vibrator. 332 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,743 Okay, no, I didn't hear that. 333 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,453 Lot of unrest. Lighting guys raided the prop tent. 334 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,205 I just confiscated this. They engraved Eric's name on it. 335 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,293 Okay. Could we just maybe do like a crew lottery, yeah? 336 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,502 Distract them with money. 337 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,046 Just need to keep them busy until Eric emerges. 338 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,672 It's imperative they don't find out that he's mulling. 339 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,882 - Right, yeah. - Settle in. 340 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,967 That is one big mull. Could be a long night. 341 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,094 Oh, it's connected. 342 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,429 Just made someone very happy. 343 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,309 Why aren't we rolling? It's cold and we're tired. 344 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,394 What's going on, Daniel? Is he fucking mulling in there? 345 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,146 No, no. He's not mulling. Not Eric. 346 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,190 No. Wind. Windy. Just blame the wind. 347 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,902 But everyone put your fiver in, you might win some money! 348 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,363 - Okay, let's go, move. - Fuck you! 349 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,822 Fuck me dead. 350 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,199 - We hid Adam's guitar. - Dan! 351 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,700 But he has another guitar. 352 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,035 Dan, Dan! Can I borrow the god mic? 353 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,413 You know what, actually, it's broken, so we're just gonna... 354 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:59,333 Look, I don't know if you know this, but the crew's getting really upset. 355 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,459 And they've been, like, 356 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,878 demanding my blue-jean boogie-woogie. So... 357 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,756 - I know that, mate. Yeah. But-- - And I was gonna do, like, 358 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,466 all covers, you know, solid bangers, 359 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,094 but then I was like, obviously... 360 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,470 they want the original stuff. 361 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,223 - You know, all Flight Mode shit, you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,849 "Fire of Lies." 363 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,434 - I mean, "Leather and Lace." - Yeah, yeah. 364 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,145 - "Summer Polaroid." - Summer Polaroid 365 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,022 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah, I love that one. 366 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,567 But, the thing is, Eric said no. 367 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,154 - What? - He said no. He didn't want it. 368 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,074 - Eric? - Yeah. 369 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,118 - Okay. - I'm sorry, man. 370 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:38,039 Yeah. Well, screw that guy. I mean, like, I'm just... 371 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500 I'm starting to think he's a little bit bullshit. 372 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,625 - Yeah. - You know. 373 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,838 Furtive running? I'm sorry. That's weird. 374 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,882 Also, there is a crewmour going around that he... 375 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,135 he goes to bed with his shoes on. 376 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,094 - Like, dude, what the hell is that? - Yeah, all right. 377 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,097 Hey there. Night shoots, my favorite. 378 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,890 Breakfast at midnight, pork chops at sunrise. 379 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,059 Wasn't expecting you back. 380 00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,810 Heard Mr. Nolan might be popping in. 381 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,981 - Bryclops! Coffee? - Sure. Bryclops. 382 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,524 Fucking Nolan. 383 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,944 I'll be honest with you, I don't go in for all this fruity arthouse shit. 384 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,653 "Ooh, but it's backwards." 385 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,865 Yeah, how about just making it forwards, huh? 386 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,367 But Shane likes this guy very much, 387 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,827 so I'm here to make sure we give the big man a show. 388 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,662 Think you can manage that for me, Dan? 389 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:22,500 Easy breezy, leave that with me-zy, as they say. 390 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,085 No one says that. 391 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,463 Where is Anita? Anita! 392 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,132 Jesus Night Christ. 393 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:33,093 Briane, vibe check, cunt. Where's Party Man? 394 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,804 Keep him on ice for me, yeah? 395 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,183 I'll smash that nerd like he's Easter egg chocolate. Briane! 396 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,518 Seriously, what am I thinking? 397 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,396 - He's married. I'm married. - Are you married? 398 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,399 To a rich, handsome man, hung like Christ on the cross. 399 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,361 I haven't been touched by a human in six weeks. 400 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,614 - Anita? - Do your jobs. Please. Thank you. 401 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,659 It's just stress. It's stress, love. 402 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,244 It always happens. 403 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,293 Oh, my God. I love him! 404 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,880 I'm crushing it out here, okay? 405 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,758 I'm crushing it. And I'm having an excellent birthday, too. 406 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,053 But thank you for your concern, Mom. 407 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,263 Also thank you for the V-Bucks. 408 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,391 - God. - Bryson. 409 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,975 Sorry. 410 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,061 I meant to ask. Eyepatch? 411 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,146 Yeah. I forgot to take out a contact lens for four nights 412 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,693 due to a work-life imbalance, and it fused to my eyeball. 413 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,277 But it actually kinda helps me to visualize the frame. 414 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,238 You know, looking through one eye. So I might keep it. 415 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,615 Is it your birthday, Bryson? 416 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,076 Please don't tell Pat. He'll be angry 417 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,788 that I didn't get me a birthday card and sign it from him. 418 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,500 It's cool. We're both missing stuff and will it be worth it? 419 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,501 This whole industry will be dead in two years 420 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,044 and we threw away our best years for what? 421 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,296 Fucking Tecto? 422 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,049 But no, happy birthday. 423 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,224 Anita, where have you been? 424 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,143 Pat dropped in, and Eric's still mulling. 425 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,103 Dan, be a grown up. Take charge. 426 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,022 Push the button, win a prize. 427 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,274 God, this is so easy. I'm such a great lover! 428 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,151 Is that the Bluetooth vibrator there, Peter? 429 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,279 Preset five. Good old preset five. 430 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,656 She's loving it, apparently. 431 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,035 Look, Peter, personally, I don't give a shit, 432 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,288 but we are going to have to send you for a module. 433 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,497 Oh, sure. Another HR module. 434 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,418 More learning opportunities than a prison library! 435 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,420 Okay, guys, it is time. 436 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,756 - Get your tickets ready. Thank you. - Oh, good. 437 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,507 A distraction for the crew. 438 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,055 And the winner is... yellow 3-1-9. 439 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,556 Yellow, 3-1-9? 440 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,017 Oh, yes! 441 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,101 - Yes! - No. 442 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,979 Yeah! Fuck yeah! I win! 443 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,396 I win! 444 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,565 I fucking always win these fucking things. 445 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,525 It's like four in a row. It's incredible. 446 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,819 Here, I want to say something. 447 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,740 Hi, guys. To our crew, listen... 448 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,080 I know it's been a-- It's been a long week, okay? Yeah? 449 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,291 But we have a very important guest coming to set, okay? 450 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:13,087 So don't get sleepy and fuck this up, all right? 451 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,798 Wake up! 452 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:20,302 And fuck Eric, right? Fuck Eric, man! He killed this party. 453 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,180 This is the day the music died. 454 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,473 You guys want to hear a protest song, right? 455 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,599 - Damn right. - Shit. 456 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,101 - Flight Mode has protest songs! - They're turning. 457 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,021 Would now be a good time to leave to go and fuck an acquaintance at a party? 458 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,897 He just killed the vibe. 459 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,275 - Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric! - Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric! 460 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,237 Eric, come in. It's getting mutinous out here. 461 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,115 Eric. I'm on the edge of catastrophe here, mate. 462 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,742 I could really do with those pages, yeah? 463 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,953 Eric. Please. 464 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,206 Let's just shoot this thing, yeah? Before it's too late. 465 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,003 Daniel, I have it. 466 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,046 My rewrites. New pages coming in. 467 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,008 Dan, wind's dropping. They're saying it's now or never on the fireball. 468 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,759 All right, it's not a drill. 469 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,885 - We move. - Let's go! 470 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,846 Dag needs this to happen really quite badly. 471 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,597 Dan, I'm watching from my trailer. 472 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,727 That's because I'm cold, not because I'm hiding from Chris Nolan. 473 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,271 Eric's new sides. 474 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,231 What? What is this? It's even longer. 475 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,443 Check my contract. I need 48 hours for new lines. 476 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,445 Eric. Yeah, we don't have time to do Peter's new monologue. 477 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,821 I must have it all. 478 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,906 New lines? Any for me? 479 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,534 Hey Dan, can you tell Eric to go fuck himself, please? 480 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,163 Four new pages at 3 a.m.? Fuck the Maestro. 481 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,414 Eric, Peter's not gonna do the new speech. 482 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,167 He must. But mumbled. It must be mumbled. 483 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,002 SFX is asking how much gas you want. 484 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,463 Dan, why does Eric hate Flight Mode, seriously? 485 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,507 Turn the gas all the way down to four. 486 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,050 Four? Did you just say four? 487 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,386 It needs to burn for the duration of the new monologue. 488 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,180 Can you just tell me how much gas? 489 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,478 Eric said crank it up to ten. And... I just lost comms. 490 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,687 What about the new monologue? 491 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,356 Eric said the new monologue's bullshit. 492 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,733 He just wrote a new line. 493 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,860 "It's a hot day in hell and I'm the devil." 494 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,738 Dan, what are you doing? 495 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,323 Crank the valve up to 11. Overclock it. 496 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,576 That will absolutely melt the gas ball. 497 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,452 I'm just the messenger, yeah? Take it up with the boss. 498 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,661 Dan, the wind's picking up. 499 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,205 Positions! Positions! 500 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,873 End board! End board! 501 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,333 You ready for this, Dan? 502 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,670 Tonight's a fireball, and it'll kill us all. 503 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,587 - Standby on the set! - And... 504 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,713 Sound speed! 505 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,091 ...action! 506 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:34,187 Eye! I beg you. Don’t! 507 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:38,108 It's a hot day in hell, and I am the devil. 508 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,778 Wind's picking up, Dan. Now or never. 509 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,371 And... action fireball. 510 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,463 Eye! 511 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:02,882 Please don't do this! 512 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,845 Eye! No! 513 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,642 And we cut there. 514 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,978 - Cut! - Cut there! 515 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,980 Gas ball melted. We can't go again. 516 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,524 - Oh, my God. - Did we get it? 517 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,776 - End board! End board! - Good job. Hey, good job. 518 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,571 Yeah, we got it. 519 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,907 Hey. First bit of sun I've seen in this godawful country. 520 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,159 Pass on my thanks to your director. 521 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,453 Guy's a genius. 522 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,623 Yeah. Yeah, he is. 523 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,084 True visionary. 524 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,712 Fuck me, that was hot. 525 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,551 I thought it would be bigger. 526 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,100 Hey! 527 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,354 - That was amazing! - God, I thought I was toast there! 528 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,565 That was amazing. You were amazing! 529 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,031 Okay, I'm gonna go home. I'll go home and kill myself. 530 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,283 So, okay. Bye! 531 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,203 - Okay. - Yeah, bye. 532 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:23,379 So. You got a line in the movie. Beat me to it. 533 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,089 No idea what you're talking about. 534 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,299 It was all Eric. 535 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,300 You going to the party? 536 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:29,886 Party man left with someone else. 537 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,680 It was Briane. Briane fucked the party man. 538 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,181 - Classic Briane. - Yeah. 539 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:38,227 Well, career-wise, just pay your dues. You'll get there. I mean, you're young. 540 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:40,062 - You've got time on your side. - I'm 35. 541 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,773 I'm a 35-year-old woman. 542 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,776 I just have good skin and a lot of debt, so people think I'm younger. 543 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,029 Right. 544 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,782 Well, in that case, good luck. 545 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:00,625 Daniel. Why didn't we shoot my new speech? 546 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:01,959 Yeah, look, Peter refused. 547 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,336 So he improvised something, but luckily it worked. 548 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,965 Now, where's my Nolan, huh? 549 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,843 Saw him craning his neck, fucking meerkat! 550 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,471 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 551 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,390 Christopher Nolan. 552 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,145 - So anyway... - What the fuck is she playing at? 553 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,771 I've got an idea I'd love to talk to you about. 554 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,148 She's not authorized for Nolan. 555 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,816 Two words, space dinosaurs. 556 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,236 I think she's making up for lost time. 557 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,905 But we play it for real. 558 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,614 None of the dinosaurs even know they're in space. 559 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:35,075 If Shane asks, I approached Mr. Nolan 560 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,454 and he politely declined my advances. 561 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,583 Director with a brain? Come on, last thing I fucking need. 562 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,669 I got headaches in three time zones and I can't sleep. 563 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:48,340 - But that's showbiz, am I right? - You pretty much always are. 564 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,095 Next stop, Armenia. Location shoot, huh? 565 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:56,973 Sparks will fly. 566 00:25:57,849 --> 00:25:59,267 Nope, still not right. 567 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,227 That's Tom fucking Cruise. 568 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,813 Oi, birthday boy. 569 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,774 Excuse me, guys. 570 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,402 We're getting waffles! 571 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,238 Happy birthday. 572 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,740 - Hey. - Hi. 573 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,533 - Happy birthday. - Oh, my God. Thank you. 574 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,160 - Cool eye patch. - Thank you very much. 575 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,829 I had one of those for a whole movie. 576 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:26,043 So this one's called "Leather and Lace." 577 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,837 Oi, fuck off! 578 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,131 Fuck. I fucked it. 579 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:33,593 Sorry. Hold on! I'll start again. It's okay, guys. 580 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,553 Don't worry. Keep the vibe going. 581 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,349 - It's okay. Here we go, "Leather & Lace." - Fuck you. 582 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,276 Sparks will fly. 583 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,446 You know what? Heidi. Heidi. 584 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:57,157 Go get a cup of coffee. I'm gonna bust a few out on my own here. 585 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,536 Just let the camera roll and I'll take it from there. 586 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:02,747 Sparks will fly! 587 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,250 Sparks will f-- 588 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,462 Sparks will fly. 589 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:17,762 They're just words. I'm going crazy. 590 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:21,974 Do that. Do that rhythm. I'm going-- They're just words. 591 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,892 Good. I'm going crazy. 592 00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:26,563 I'll die young. I'm so tired. 593 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,525 I can't sleep. I need help. 594 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:34,153 Sparks will help. Sparks will fly! 595 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,156 Sparks will fly! Again. 596 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,282 Sparks will fly! Again. 597 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,868 Sparks will fly! I got it. 598 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:43,245 Sparks will fly! Now take it down. 599 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,915 Sparks will fly. Got it! 600 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,791 - Heidi! - We good? 601 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:48,960 Yeah. 602 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,213 I got it. Yeah. 603 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,009 Just might have to cut out some of the stuff in the middle.