1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,589 DANIEL: End of a tough week. Lots of long nights. 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,591 Uh, quick update from the hospital. 3 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:10,719 Monica's responding well. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,594 Um, for those who don't know, 5 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,722 she unfortunately nodded off on the way home 6 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,890 and collided with some cattle. 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,978 On the plus side, now she has a very full freezer. 8 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,980 So... Is that on? 9 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,815 To thank you all for the difficult week 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,567 of night shoots, 11 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,319 the studio would like to present you with... 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,865 a giant Jenga set. 13 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,787 But on behalf of Eric, one last push. 14 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,123 His big fireball shot. 15 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,958 Friday night into Saturday morning. 16 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,669 Okay? It's Fraturday! 17 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,130 - Fraturday night fever. - Whoo! 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,592 DANIEL: Yeah, Fraturday night fever. 19 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,304 Let's have some fun. Some frun! 20 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,680 Okay. 21 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,807 Quick, before they make a pyre out of the Jenga blocks and burn me on it. 22 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,642 BRYSON: Game of Jenga? Fun fact, we're developing 23 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,312 a Jenga movie. Although it might collapse. 24 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,314 - Uh, sir, Jenga? - MARTIN: Fuck your Jenga. 25 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,940 Your dissent has been noted, Martin. 26 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,151 Any chance I could leave early for a house party? 27 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,652 - Absolutely none. - Great. 28 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,654 Really appreciate you giving it due consideration. 29 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,074 (TIRES SCREECHING) 30 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,120 What is going on, team Tecto? 31 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,164 - Big night tonight, huh? - Oh, are you kidding? 32 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,791 Your big fireball shot? Everyone's pumped. 33 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,877 - Morale's off the charts. - (HICCUPS) 34 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,213 Uh, storm warning. 35 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,006 He drank his fizzy water too fast 36 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,341 - and now he has the hiccups. - (ERIC HICCUPS) 37 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:36,136 Um, as well, just FYI, full moon, libido raging. 38 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,346 You know how he gets. 39 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,847 - (PHONE BUZZING) - DANIEL: Not really. I mean, he watches 40 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,808 Formula One qualifying rounds. 41 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,267 LUCAS: (OVER PHONE) Hi, Dad. It's me. 42 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,812 I'm at Nan's. When am I gonna see you? 43 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,689 Okay, look. We've all got somewhere better to be, yeah? 44 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,690 Yes, we fucking do. 45 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,191 DANIEL: So let's just get the shot 46 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,902 before the crew mutinies, and then we all lose our minds. 47 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,362 - Happy? - Not even remotely. 48 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,822 Good, me neither. 49 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,074 I'm happy. 50 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,701 - Hey, Rufus. - (ERIC HICCUPS) 51 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,868 STEPH: Evening. 52 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 53 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,209 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 54 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,837 Okay, folks! Positions! Positions! 55 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,715 Wow, someone's feeling motivated. 56 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,550 What? I believe in Eric's vision. 57 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,719 Also, I'm trying to get to a party to fuck a man. 58 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,846 Daniel, I never know the protocol these days, 59 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,849 but I have an unfolding personal situation. 60 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,891 Okay, so what is it? 61 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,019 I have an erection and it won't go down. 62 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,104 God. (LAUGHS) I should probably step away. 63 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,564 PETER: Chemical reaction to a supplement 64 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,606 I took this afternoon. 65 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:32,568 I just wanted to alert you from an HR standpoint. 66 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,777 It's your problem now. 67 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,947 - Dan, Dan. Hey. Hey. - Oh, heads up, Adam, 68 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,074 I have an erection and it won't go down. 69 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,119 Thank you, sir. I appreciate the courtesy. 70 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,912 Hey. Have you seen Borat? 71 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,205 - DANIEL: Yeah. - You know that movie? 72 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,124 (IMITATING BORAT) "Hey, yes, very nice! Sex with my wife." 73 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,418 DANIEL: Yeah, I've seen it. 74 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,586 It's so funny. 75 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,713 Anyway, um... so, uh, 76 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,090 the crew's morale is a little low, 77 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,467 so I bought a cupcake truck. 78 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,260 - Great idea. - Yeah, but I canceled it 79 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,847 because I have a better idea. 80 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:06,018 Live music. Free show. You know my band? 81 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,103 Right, you know my band? You remember my band, right? 82 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,314 - Flight Mode, the greatest band in the world, - Yeah. It really is great. 83 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,941 It's like upbeat blues, so it's good for morale. 84 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,777 So, like, lunch is at 1:00 a.m., right? 85 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,111 - DANIEL: Mm-hmm. - Tight 30 then. 86 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,279 - Uh... - And then at wrap, 87 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,614 - we can do the full show. - DANIEL: Full show. 88 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,907 Full show, the whole thing. 89 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,617 But I do need the god mic and the PA system 90 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,453 so everyone can hear it everywhere. Pick up that vibe! 91 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,288 Yeah. That's gonna be a treat for us all. 92 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,124 - Right? "Jagshemash. Chenquieh." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 93 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,960 Yeah, all right. Bye, bye. Thanks. 94 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,213 Hide his guitar, okay? Burn it. 'Cause the crew's gonna revolt 95 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,464 and my head's gonna be on a stick. 96 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,507 All right, let's go! 97 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,635 Eric's big fireball! Light it up, maestro! 98 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,303 INTERVIEWER: Behind the scenes featurette. 99 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,472 Let's talk about Eric and tonight's fireball shot. 100 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,182 Well, you know, I find, uh, 101 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,351 I do better with short blasts on the EPK, 102 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,437 so, uh, I'm just gonna say some sound bites. 103 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,941 Sparks will fly. 104 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,820 (SNIFFS) I'm gonna take that again. 105 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,949 Sparks will fly. 106 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,659 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 107 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,661 I got it, I got it, got it, got it, got it. 108 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,747 Sparks will fly. 109 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,378 Sparks will fly! 110 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,631 Sparks will fly. 111 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,509 Sparks will fly! Sparks will fly. 112 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:25,055 Sparks will-- Sparks will fly. (SIGHS) 113 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,682 This has actually never happened to me before. 114 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,184 - I'm so sorry. - ANITA: You okay, Pat? 115 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,811 INTERVIEWER: We'll come back to that. 116 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,813 How about your director, Eric Bouchard? 117 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,398 PAT: Oh, sure, that's easy. 118 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,026 Eric Bouchard is a visionary genius. 119 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,862 INTERVIEWER: Anita, can you say Eric's a genius? 120 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,239 PAT: Come on, Anita. Say Eric's a genius. 121 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,033 Eric Bouchard's a visionary genius. 122 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,075 (PAT CHUCKLES) 123 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,745 And, you know, just to say, this is Eric's movie, 124 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,456 but it's also very much Anita's movie. 125 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,000 Wow, thank you. That's too fucking kind, Pat. 126 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,376 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 127 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,003 Oh, you know what? I think we got it. Great. 128 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,504 - Yeah? - Yeah. 129 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,590 - (PAT CLEARS THROAT) - (LAUGHS) 130 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,091 Pat, I see what you're doing. 131 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,468 Eric fucked China and now you're fucking me. 132 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,262 No idea what you mean. Hey, Bryclops? 133 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,599 - Be a pal, bring my car around. - Great. Bryclops the valet. 134 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,726 PAT: All right, I'm out of here. Have fun on the night shoot 135 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,227 for the movie you're making. 136 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,105 ERIC: About tonight's work. 137 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,274 The fiery ball of death. 138 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,735 And not to be too grand, but... 139 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,945 behold my fiery ball of death. 140 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,739 DAG: Okay, folks! Lining up for a take! 141 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,283 - Dag. Calm down. Breathe. - ERIC: The pre-vis. 142 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,786 The fighting that we already shot. 143 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,621 - Ha! - ERIC: More fighting. 144 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,374 Violence, violence, violence. 145 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,796 Again some violence. Then violence. 146 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,755 And then the scene. 147 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,467 Eye consumes the sun through his head portal 148 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,053 and is then reborn as a villain. 149 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,097 A baptism, but of fire. 150 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,517 Not water, like you normally use in a baptism, but fire. 151 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,685 Mm, smart. 152 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,813 Because actually, the death ball operates on two levels. 153 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,773 To be clear, it is a fixed ball 154 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,274 and will not operate at two levels. 155 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,693 Sure, Nathan, but really it does. 156 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,820 NATHAN: Also, the single-level fixed ball 157 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,446 - is highly temperamental. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 158 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,614 And only operates if the wind's 159 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,033 - under 23 miles per hour. - Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 160 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,953 Thank you. Okay? Yeah? Let's bang, gang. 161 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,372 - RUFUS: Would now be a good time to talk about my character arc? - No. 162 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,124 Dan, uh, can I show you something? 163 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,918 Before I show Eric, 'cause I want this to be right for him. 164 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,920 You know, for the furtive sprinting, 165 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,463 I've been working with my movement coach. 166 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,132 - Furtive sprinting? - Yeah, like it says 167 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,509 in the script. "Tecto sprints furtively." 168 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,677 Um, but I was thinking 169 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,679 I want to do it with, like, a sense of, like, energy, 170 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,973 but also like he's being watched, you know? 171 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,349 I think that's Eric's intentionality, 172 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,684 but just check it out. Check it out. 173 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,812 Steph, why does it say, "Tecto sprints furtively"? 174 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,647 Well, that's just... that's just what Eric wrote, 175 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,816 and I typed it up. And he's the maestro, so... 176 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,193 And how does one sprint furtively? 177 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,403 I think we're about to find out. 178 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,988 - You watching? You watching? - Yeah. 179 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,741 Okay. Activate! 180 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,745 DAG: Oh, no. Oh, God, no. 181 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,664 ADAM: You like it? 182 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,166 I'll show you again. Just watch. Yeah. 183 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,168 "Frantically." Tecto sprints "frantically." 184 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,544 - ADAM: You guys watching? You watching? - Oh, yes, yes. 185 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,004 'Cause that's obviously what he meant. 186 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,256 ADAM: Activate! 187 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,430 "Furtive running." What do you think? 188 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,767 - (PANTS) - What do you think, Dan? 189 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,562 (SMACKS LIPS) Yeah, I mean, it looked pretty furtive to me. 190 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:22,858 But, um, let's ask Eric. 191 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,194 Yeah. The Maestro. Eric! 192 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,696 ERIC: I've already shot this scene in my head twice. 193 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,698 Think of the Hans Zimmer tune. There's a... 194 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,410 ♪ (HUMS DRAMATIC MUSIC) ♪ 195 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,829 I will shoot you from down here, 196 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,040 and then I need your new dialogue, please. 197 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,708 And you want all of this, do you? 198 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,294 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 199 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,046 Right-o. (SIGHS) 200 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,882 "Kneel before Dark Eye, seer of all things!" 201 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,050 Then there's a laundry list 202 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,843 of all the things that I've seen. 203 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,387 Assume you want me to say all of that? 204 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,723 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on the move, please. 205 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,809 "Hot day in hell and I'm the devil"? 206 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,688 - Are you doing some writing? - Fuck off, I'm doodling. 207 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,815 ANITA: Why isn't he shooting? 208 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,233 DANIEL: Relax. He's laser-focused. 209 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,901 He's obsessed with this shot. 210 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,236 Hiccups have returned. 211 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,071 Possibly triggered by overthinking. 212 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:13,617 Hiccups of the mind. Ah, our brave and noble leader. 213 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,618 (ERIC HICCUPS) 214 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,245 I heard he has a tattoo of Harry Potter. 215 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,914 A cartoon Harry Potter that he never lets anyone see. 216 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,583 STEPH: Sources close to Eric can neither confirm nor deny. 217 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,128 ERIC: Your monologue again, Peter. In full. (HICCUPS) 218 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,838 Eric is a genius, he is. 219 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,132 - Is he though? - No, of course not. 220 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,633 But he knows how to place a camera 221 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,720 and it's 11:00 p.m. on a Friday and we need a figurehead. 222 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,597 And Francis Ford Hiccups is the best we have. 223 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,433 So we rally, yes? 224 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,601 PETER: "And I have seen all of the eternal war. 225 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,312 And the second eternal war..." 226 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,315 ERIC: My fireball. 227 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,443 My God, it shall burn so bright. 228 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,862 INTERVIEWER: Eric. You said people will never forget 229 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,113 seeing your fireball. 230 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,865 - Tell us about it. - STEPH: Sorry, um... 231 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,659 Eric, news of great import. 232 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,370 Christopher Nolan is coming. 233 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,874 Chris? 234 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,335 Christopher Chris? 235 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,336 (HICCUPS) Tonight? 236 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,504 It's just a pop-in, but knowing him, 237 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,465 it'll be three and a half hours long. 238 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,175 Like, the same, like, the length of one of his-- 239 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,053 I'm seeing the joke, Stephanie. Why is he coming? 240 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,638 Uh, scouting stages after dark? 241 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,307 - Or maybe... - (HICCUPS) 242 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,851 - Bismarck. - (SHUSHES) Don't jinx it. 243 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,436 INTERVIEWER: Eric, let's go again. 244 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,564 - Tell us about your fireball. - Hmm. 245 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,610 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 246 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,321 It's small, isn't it? 247 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,323 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 248 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,617 When you're up close. 249 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,869 (HICCUPS) Excuse me. 250 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,955 INTERVIEWER: Uh, Eric? 251 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,293 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ - (HICCUPS) 252 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,759 STEPH: Goodness gracious, great balls of gas! 253 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,843 Full moon. 254 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,470 Who knows what could happen? (LAUGHS) 255 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,514 Okay, Mum, not to be dramatic, 256 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,184 I'm... I'm wrangling a fireball, so... (SIGHS) 257 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,228 Okay, just cover it in straw, tell him it's asleep. 258 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,188 I'll deal with it when I'm home, okay? Bye. 259 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,315 Gosh, the sacrifices. (CHUCKLES) 260 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,693 You're the real hero. "The Invisible Dad." 261 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,027 As long as I'm there when he wakes up, 262 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,237 minimal psychological damage. 263 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,239 Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection, 264 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,783 the studio is very keen for it not to be visible. 265 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,410 Do we loop in VFX or-- 266 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,662 God forbid anyone should ever fuck in any of these movies. 267 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,539 We'll paint it out in post, yeah? 268 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,041 So it's there, it's not there, it's Schrödinger's erection. 269 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,585 Sure, great. "Schrödinger's ding-a-ling." 270 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,212 The party actually sounds kind of bullshit. 271 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,880 - There's no one there. - Let's focus. 272 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,215 DAG: Shit, everyone's just turned up. 273 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,759 - Holy shit, is that Briane? - Okay, Dag? 274 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,761 I'm calling. I need to call. If that's Briane, I'm calling. 275 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,263 All right, Dag, can we just focus? 276 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,099 Sal, is that Briane? Oi, Sal, is Briane there? 277 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,268 Is that Briane, Sal? Sal, is that Briane? 278 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,894 Sorry, Jaz, we're just finding out if that's Briane. 279 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,229 Yeah. Dan, wind's dropping. 280 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,356 Lining up for the fireball! Where's Eric? 281 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,400 Eric's in his trailer and he's refusing to come out. 282 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,901 DAG: It was. It was Briane. 283 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,279 Briane just turned up. Classic Briane. 284 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,906 - (VOICE SPEAKING GERMAN OVER HEADPHONES) - (HICCUPS) 285 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,036 Rumors of a potential pop-in. Although, knowing Chris... 286 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,412 Okay, sorry. What is this, please? 287 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,913 - STEPH: Mulling. With hiccups. - (ERIC HICCUPS) 288 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,915 Okay, no, he doesn't have time for a fucking mull. 289 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,417 It's not the mulling hour. 290 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,086 - Dan, Peter's asking for you. - Dag, can you handle, please? 291 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,838 Promoted to erection handler. Thank you. 292 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,923 JAZ: The erection's gone down. I think it's something else. 293 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,178 Eric, sir, wind's dropping. it's fireball time. 294 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,638 - Eric? - (HICCUPS) 295 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,223 Hi. 296 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,559 Daniel? (HICCUPS) 297 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,395 I'm having second thoughts about the scene tonight. 298 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,981 Okay, mate. Is this about Christopher Nolan? 299 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,525 (HICCUPS) God, no. 300 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,153 I could give two shits what Christopher Nolan's thinking. 301 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,322 (HICCUPS) 302 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,117 The whitening? I was doing it anyways. 303 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,494 Yeah, no. I mean, I knew that, totally. 304 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,621 ERIC: No, but I was thinking, actually, 305 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,667 my fireball is quite small... 306 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,252 by comparison to... 307 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,840 To... Oppenheimer? To the atomic bomb? 308 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,426 Yeah, I mean, look, everything's going to look small 309 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,136 in comparison to nuclear armageddon, mate. 310 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,807 (HICCUPS) Stand everybody down. 311 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,350 I need to work on Peter's monologue. 312 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,936 Okay, no. Eric, sir, 313 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,064 we are all here tonight 'cause of you, yeah? 314 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,692 Okay, we've got an 80-ton crane, 315 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,986 biggest reservoir of gas in northern Europe. 316 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,989 The crew are cold. They're tired. 317 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,493 They are violently horny. 318 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,913 We have until the sun comes up to get this shot and get home. 319 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,875 - (HICCUPS) - Please can we shoot? 320 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,796 Do you know what, Daniel? 321 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,966 I've eaten a lot of shit for this movie. 322 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,721 A Subway foot-long, but of turds. Yeah. 323 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,180 And I've done it because I know 324 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,016 that at the end of the turd rainbow, 325 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,058 there's a pot. 326 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,686 Not of more turds, but of gold. (HICCUPS) 327 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,063 - Yeah. - Yeah. 328 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,357 If Christopher Nolan comes tonight 329 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,526 and likes my scene, it is very likely 330 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,653 that he will ask me to shoot Blood and Iron, 331 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,864 his Bismarck biopic that he's executive produ... 332 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,615 (HICCUPS) ...producing. 333 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:08,872 So tell the crew that the genius is mulling. 334 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,874 (HICCUPS) 335 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:19,174 (GERMAN RECORDING RESUMES OVER HEADPHONES) 336 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,886 - DAG: Peter, I'm coming in. - (DOOR OPENING) 337 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,764 - DAG: Hope you haven't got another one. - Oh. 338 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,891 Is Daniel not around? 339 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,393 It's actually something rather personal. 340 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,187 Please, I have brothers. 341 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,563 I'm sure I've heard it all before. 342 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,565 I'm struggling to get my iPhone 343 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,026 to connect with a Bluetooth vibrator. 344 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,403 No, that is a new one. Ring the bell. 345 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,571 PETER: It's not for me. 346 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,531 It's situated somewhere on my wife. 347 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,949 - She's in Surrey. - Mm. 348 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,995 Oh, God. I'm so tired. 349 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,706 I'm old and I'm tired. (SIGHS) 350 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,291 And I just want to be canceled. 351 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,251 - DAG: Oh, yeah? - PETER: The dream. 352 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,630 Every day's a Saturday when you're canceled. 353 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,757 I've heard stories from some of the old gang. 354 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,509 You should see their gardens. 355 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,427 We can get you canceled, Peter. 356 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:09,431 You can't. That's the problem. The sleaze is priced in with me. 357 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,393 I'm unsinkable. Peter the Pool Noodle. 358 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,811 As for this damn thing. 359 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,605 Why is everything so bloody complicated? 360 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,941 DAG: Bluetooth? It was all manual back in my day. 361 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,568 PETER: Remote-operated over the Internet. 362 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,114 I mean, sex-wise, you can literally phone it in, 363 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,826 which is, you know, perfect for me, obviously. 364 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,703 (PETER SIGHS) 365 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,622 Just trying to keep her interested, you know? 366 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,834 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 367 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,463 I'll fix it. 368 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,382 Let's get your lovely wife horny. 369 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,675 Come on, Peter. 370 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,928 - You're a delight. - (DAG CHUCKLES) 371 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888 PETER: So kind. 372 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:54,143 (SIGHS) Oh, bless you. Bless you, bless you, bless you. 373 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,104 - (DOOR OPENING) - (SIGHS) 374 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,064 Eric's embarrassed. He thinks Nolan's gonna laugh 375 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,149 at his fireball. 376 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,818 Oh, poor Mr. Hiccups and his flame of shame. 377 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,153 Dag, could you get off your phone for a second? 378 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,030 Honestly, your generation and phones. 379 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,156 Sorry, I'm just trying to connect 380 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,198 to Peter's Bluetooth vibrator. 381 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,783 Okay, no, I didn't hear that. 382 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,993 Lot of unrest. 383 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,494 Lighting guys raided the prop tent. 384 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,205 I just confiscated this. They engraved Eric's name on it. 385 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,334 Okay. Could we just maybe do like a crew lottery, yeah? 386 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,543 Distract them with money. 387 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,837 Just need to keep them busy until Eric emerges. 388 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,672 It's imperative they don't find out that he's mulling. 389 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,882 - JAZ: Right, yeah. - STEPH: Settle in. 390 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,675 That is one big mull. Could be a long night. 391 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,093 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Oh, it's connected. 392 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,305 Just made someone very happy. (CHUCKLES) 393 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,850 CREW 1: Why aren't we rolling? It's cold and we're tired. 394 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,394 What's going on, Daniel? Is he fucking mulling in there? 395 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,188 DANIEL: No, no. He's not mulling. Not Eric. 396 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,190 No. Wind. Windy. Just blame the wind. 397 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,901 But everyone put your fiver in, you might win some money! 398 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,362 - Yahoo! Okay, let's go, move. - CREW 2: Fuck you! 399 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,739 - ♪ (GUITAR TUNING) ♪ - DANIEL: Uh, no. Fuck me dead. 400 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,199 - JAZ: We, uh, hid Adam's guitar. - Oh, Dan! 401 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,575 But he has another guitar. 402 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,035 Dan, Dan! Can I borrow the god mic? 403 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,703 You know what, actually, it's broken, 404 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,288 - so we're just gonna... - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 405 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,748 Look, I don't know if you know this, 406 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,375 but the crew's getting really upset. 407 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,542 And they've been, like, 408 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,920 demanding my blue-jean boogie-woogie. So... 409 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,756 - Oh, I know that, mate. Yeah. But-- - And I was gonna do, like, 410 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,508 all covers, you know, solid bangers, 411 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,760 but then I was like, obviously... (SCOFFS) 412 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,512 ...they want the original stuff. 413 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,514 You know, all Flight Mode shit, you know. 414 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,891 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "Fire of Lies." 415 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,559 - I mean, "Leather and Lace." - Yeah, yeah. 416 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,145 - "Summer Polaroid." - ♪ Summer Polaroid ♪ 417 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,064 - ADAM: Yeah! (SQUEALS) - Yeah, yeah, I love that one. 418 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,609 But, um, the thing is, Eric said no. 419 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,779 - What? - He said no. He didn't want it. 420 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,116 - (SCOFFS) Eric? - Yeah. 421 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,409 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 422 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,077 - I'm sorry, man. Yeah. It's... - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 423 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,956 Well, screw that guy. I mean, like, I-- I'm just... 424 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,582 starting to think he's a little bit bullshit. 425 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,710 - Yeah. - You know. Furtive running? 426 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,087 I'm sorry. That's weird. 427 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,424 Also, there is a crewmour going around that he, uh... 428 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,092 he goes to bed with his shoes on. 429 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,094 - Like, dude, what the hell is that? - Yeah, all right. 430 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,304 Hey there. Night shoots, my favorite. 431 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,932 Breakfast at midnight, pork chops at sunrise. 432 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,100 Wasn't expecting you back. 433 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,810 Heard Mr. Nolan might be popping in. 434 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,397 - Bryclops. Coffee? - Sure. Bryclops. 435 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,065 Fucking Nolan. 436 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,607 I'll be honest with you, 437 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,152 I don't go in for all this fruity arthouse shit. 438 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,653 "Ooh, but it's backwards." 439 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,614 Yeah, how about just making it forwards, huh? 440 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,450 But Shane likes this guy very much, 441 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,785 so I'm here to make sure we give the big man a show. 442 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,662 Think you can manage that for me, Dan? 443 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,123 Easy breezy, leave that with me-zy, 444 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,791 as they say. 445 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,335 No one says that. 446 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,713 Where is Anita? Anita! 447 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,465 PAT: Jesus Night Christ. 448 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,135 DAG: Briane, vibe check, cunt. Where's Party Man? 449 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,137 Keep him on ice for me, yeah? 450 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,307 I'll smash that nerd like he's Easter egg chocolate. Briane! 451 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,809 (SIGHS) Seriously, what am I thinking? 452 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,520 - He's married. I'm married. - Are you married? 453 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,274 To a rich, handsome man, hung like Christ on the cross. 454 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,319 I haven't been touched by a human in six weeks. 455 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,986 Anita? 456 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,697 Do your jobs. Please. Thank you. 457 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,825 It's just stress. It's stress, love. 458 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,161 It always happens. 459 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,248 (SQUEALS, GIGGLES) 460 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,794 Oh, my God. I love him. (SIGHS) 461 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,047 BRYSON: I'm crushing it out here, okay? 462 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,173 I'm crushing it. 463 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,800 And I'm having an excellent birthday, too. 464 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,469 But thank you for your concern, Mom. 465 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,305 Also thank you for the V-Bucks. 466 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,431 - God. - DAG: Bryson. 467 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,183 - Oh. - DAG: Sorry, um... 468 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,018 I meant to ask. Eyepatch? 469 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,188 Ah, yeah. I forgot to take out a contact lens for four nights 470 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,817 due to a work-life imbalance, and it, uh, fused to my eyeball. 471 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,277 But it actually kinda helps me to visualize the frame. 472 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,279 You know, looking through one eye. So I might keep it. 473 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,615 Is it your birthday, Bryson? 474 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,367 Please don't tell Pat. 475 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,369 He'll be angry that I didn't get me a birthday card 476 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,829 and sign it from him. 477 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,039 It's cool. We're both missing stuff 478 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,958 and will it be worth it? 479 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,543 This whole industry will be dead in two years 480 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,211 and we threw away our best years for what? 481 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,714 - Fucking Tecto? - (CHUCKLES) 482 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,882 - DAG: But no, happy birthday. - (LAUGHS) 483 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,761 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 484 00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,514 (SOBS) 485 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,224 DANIEL: Anita, where have you been? 486 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,143 Pat dropped in and Eric's still mulling. 487 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,103 ANITA: Dan, be a grown up. Take charge. 488 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,063 - (CELL PHONE CHIMING) - PETER: Push the button, win a prize. 489 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,315 God, this is so easy. I'm such a great lover. 490 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,151 Is that the Bluetooth vibrator there, Peter? 491 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,279 Preset five. Good old preset five. 492 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,906 She's loving it, apparently. (LAUGHS) 493 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,951 ANITA: Look, Peter, personally, I don't give a shit, 494 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,287 but we are going to have to send you for a module. 495 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,497 PETER: Oh, sure. Another HR module. 496 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,585 More learning opportunities than a prison library. 497 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,462 JAZ: Okay, guys, it is time. 498 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,255 Get your tickets ready. Thank you. 499 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,591 Oh, good. A distraction for the crew. 500 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:40,262 And the winner is... yellow, 3-1-9. 501 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,598 Yellow, 3-1-9? 502 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,266 Oh, yes! 503 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,143 - Yes! - No. 504 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,146 Yeah! Fuck yeah! I win! 505 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,438 I win! 506 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,482 I fucking always win these fucking things. 507 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,525 It's like four in a row. It's incredible. 508 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,319 Here, I want to say something. 509 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,657 Hi, guys. Uh, to our crew, listen. Uh... 510 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,326 I know it's been a, uh, 511 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,329 it's been a long week, okay? Yeah? 512 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:09,458 But we have a very important guest coming to set, okay? 513 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,170 So don't get sleepy and fuck this up, all right? 514 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,797 Wake up! 515 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,632 (SCATTERED BOOING) 516 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,842 ADAM: And fuck Eric, right? Fuck Eric, man. 517 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,302 He killed this party. 518 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,221 This is the day the music died. 519 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,473 You guys want to hear a protest song, right? 520 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,142 - Damn right. Flight Mode has protest songs! - Shit. They're turning. 521 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,560 Would now be a good time to leave 522 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,020 to go and fuck an acquaintance at a party? 523 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,649 ADAM: He just killed the vibe. Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric! 524 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,234 CROWD: (CHANTING) Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric! 525 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,568 DANIEL: (OVER RADIO) Eric, come in. 526 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,320 - It's getting mutinous out here. - (HICCUPS) 527 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,156 Eric. I'm on the edge of catastrophe here, mate. 528 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,742 I could really do with those pages, yeah? 529 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,494 Eric. Please. 530 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,329 Let's just shoot this thing, yeah? 531 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,581 Before it's too late. 532 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,375 (CROWD CLAMORING) 533 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,168 ERIC: (OVER RADIO) Daniel, I have it. 534 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,462 My rewrites. New pages coming in. 535 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,505 Dan, wind's dropping. 536 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,881 They're saying it's now or never on the fireball. 537 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,175 All right, it's not a drill. 538 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,885 - We move. - Let's go! 539 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,054 Dag needs this to happen really quite badly. 540 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,597 ERIC: Dan, I'm watching from my trailer. 541 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,682 That's because I'm cold, 542 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,851 not because I'm hiding from Chris Nolan. 543 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,146 Oh! Eric's new sides. 544 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,189 What? What is this? It's even longer. 545 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,443 Check my contract. I need 48 hours for new lines. 546 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,445 Eric. Yeah, we don't have time to do Peter's new monologue. 547 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,904 ERIC: I must have it all. 548 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,906 New lines? Any for me? 549 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,534 Hey Dan, can you tell Eric to go fuck himself, please? 550 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,245 PETER: Four new pages at 3 a.m.? Fuck the Maestro. 551 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,414 Eric, Peter's not gonna do the new speech. 552 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,208 ERIC: He must. But mumbled. It must be mumbled. 553 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,044 SFX is asking how much gas you want. 554 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,463 Ian, why does Eric hate Flight Mode? Seriously? 555 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,757 ERIC: Turn the gas all the way down to four. 556 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,091 Four? Did you just say four? 557 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,427 ERIC: It needs to burn for the duration of the new monologue. 558 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,387 Can you just tell me how much gas? 559 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:49,058 ♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 560 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,478 Eric said crank it up to ten. And, uh... I just lost comms. 561 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,729 What about the new monologue? 562 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,397 Eric said the new monologue's bullshit. 563 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,066 He just wrote a new line. 564 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,902 "It's a hot day in hell and I'm the devil." 565 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,737 - (CREW SHOUTING) - Dan, what are you doing? 566 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,323 Um, crank the valve up to 11. Overclock it. 567 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,450 That will absolutely melt the gas ball. 568 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,452 I'm just the messenger, yeah? Take it up with the boss. 569 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,661 JAZ: Dan, the wind's picking up. 570 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,246 DAG: Positions! Positions! 571 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,915 CAMERA: End board! End board! 572 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,416 You ready for this, Dan? 573 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,836 Tonight's a fireball, and it'll kill us all. 574 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,423 And... action! 575 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,051 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (ADAM YELLS) 576 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:28,973 (GRUNTS) 577 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,770 Eye! I beg you. Don’t! 578 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:39,775 It's a hot day in hell, and I am the devil. (LAUGHS) 579 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,443 JAZ: Wind's picking up, Dan. Now or never. 580 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,155 (PETER CONTINUES LAUGHING) 581 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,246 And... action fireball. 582 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:56,418 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 583 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,505 ADAM: Eye! 584 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,882 Please don't do this! 585 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,845 (GRUNTS) Eye! No! 586 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,098 - (GROANS) - (PETER LAUGHS) 587 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,642 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - And we cut there. 588 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,019 - CREW 1: Cut! - CREW 2: Cut there! 589 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,520 (CROWD CHEERS) 590 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:17,980 JAZ: Gas ball melted. We can't go again. 591 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,481 - Oh, my God. - JAZ: Did we get it? 592 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,693 - CAMERA: End board! End board! - PAT: Good job. Hey, good job. 593 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,737 DANIEL: Yeah, we got it. 594 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:28,490 Hey. First bit of sun I've seen in this godawful country. 595 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,159 Pass on my thanks to your director. 596 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,369 Guy's a genius. 597 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,749 Yeah. Yeah, he is. 598 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,043 True visionary. 599 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,920 Fuck me, that was hot. 600 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,551 I thought it would be bigger. 601 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,805 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 602 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:56,018 - Hey. (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 603 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,144 That was amazing. 604 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,354 God, I thought I was toast there. 605 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,565 That was amazing. You were amazing. 606 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,031 Okay, I'm gonna go home. I'll go home and kill myself. 607 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,117 - So, okay. Bye! - (CHUCKLES, MUMBLES) 608 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,078 STEPH: Okay. 609 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:23,420 So. You got a line in the movie. Beat me to it. 610 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,089 Uh, no idea what you're talking about. 611 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,840 - It was all Eric. - DAG: Hmm. 612 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,342 You going to the party? 613 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,427 Party man left with someone else. 614 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,554 It was Briane. Briane fucked the party man. 615 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,223 - Classic Briane. - Yeah. 616 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,017 Well, career-wise, just pay your dues. 617 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,394 You'll get there. I mean, you're young. 618 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,062 - You've got time on your side. - I'm 35. 619 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,855 I'm a 35-year-old woman. 620 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,565 I just have good skin and a lot of debt, 621 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,984 so people think I'm younger. 622 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,987 Right. 623 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,782 Well, in that case, good luck. 624 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,786 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 625 00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,582 Ah! Daniel. Why didn't we shoot my new speech? 626 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,042 Yeah, look, Peter refused. 627 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,420 So he improvised something, but luckily it worked. 628 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:07,589 Now, where's my Nolan, huh? 629 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,843 Saw him craning his neck, fucking meerkat. 630 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,929 - Oh, my God. - DAG: (LAUGHING) Yeah. 631 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,389 STEPH: Christopher Nolan. 632 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,308 (DAG LAUGHS) 633 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:19,935 DAG: So anyway... 634 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,103 What the fuck is she playing at? 635 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,855 DAG: I've got an idea I'd love to talk to you about. 636 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,148 She's not authorized for Nolan. 637 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,858 Two words: space dinosaurs. 638 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,610 DANIEL: I think she's, uh, making up for lost time. 639 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,696 - Hmm. - DAG: But we play it for real. 640 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,656 None of the dinosaurs even know they're in space. 641 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,992 If Shane asks, I approached Mr. Nolan 642 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,662 and he politely declined my advances. 643 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:42,124 Director with a brain? Come on, last thing I fucking need. 644 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,709 I got headaches in three time zones 645 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,085 and I can't sleep. 646 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:48,506 - But that's showbiz, am I right? - You pretty much always are. 647 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,136 Next stop, Armenia. Location shoot, huh? 648 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,765 (CHUCKLES) Sparks will fly. 649 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,308 Nope, still not right. 650 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,227 That's Tom fucking Cruise. 651 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,897 Oi, birthday boy. 652 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,648 BRYSON: Excuse me, guys. 653 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,402 DAG: We're getting waffles! 654 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,238 Happy birthday. 655 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,656 - TOM CRUISE: Hey. - BRYSON: Hi. 656 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,533 - TOM: Happy birthday. - BRYSON: Oh, my God. Thank you. 657 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,035 - TOM: Cool eye patch. - BRYSON: Thank you very much. 658 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,578 TOM: I had one of those for a whole movie. 659 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,662 (HICCUPS) 660 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,998 ♪ (GUITAR PLAYING) ♪ 661 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,001 Uh, so this one's called "Leather and Lace." 662 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,003 CREW: Oi, fuck off! 663 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,464 - (SPEAKER FEEDBACK SCREECHES) - ADAM: Ah, fuck. I fucked it. 664 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,715 Sorry. Hold on! 665 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,009 I'll start again. It's okay, guys. 666 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,220 Don't worry. Keep the-- Keep the vibe going. 667 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,554 It's okay. 668 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,348 - Here we go, "Leather & Lace." - CREW: Fuck you. 669 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:43,395 ♪ (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 670 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,318 Sparks will fly. 671 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,696 You know what? Heidi. Heidi. 672 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,364 Go get a cup of coffee. 673 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,074 I'm gonna bust a few out on my own here, 674 00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,035 just let the camera roll and I'll take it from there. 675 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,788 (CLEARS THROAT) Sparks will fly! 676 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,164 Nah. 677 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,583 Sparks will f-- 678 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,587 Sparks will fly. 679 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,006 (GRUNTS) 680 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:14,758 (GRUNTING) 681 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:18,303 They're just words. I'm going crazy. 682 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,765 Do that-- Do that rhythm. I'm going-- They're just words. 683 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,892 Good. I'm going crazy. 684 00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:26,771 I'll die young. I'm so tired. 685 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:30,566 I can't sleep. I need help. 686 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,194 Sparks will help. Sparks will fly! 687 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:38,282 Sparks will fly! Again. 688 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,951 Sparks will fly! I got it. 689 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,454 Sparks will fly! Now take it down. 690 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:46,248 Sparks will fly. Got it. 691 00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:47,833 - Heidi! - INTERVIEWER: We good? 692 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,377 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 693 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,547 I got it. Yeah. 694 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,967 Just might have to cut out some of the stuff in the middle.