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DANIEL: End of a tough week.
Lots of long nights.
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Uh, quick update
from the hospital.
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Monica's responding well.
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Um, for those who don't know,
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she unfortunately
nodded off on the way home
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and collided with some cattle.
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On the plus side,
now she has a very full freezer.
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So... Is that on?
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To thank you all
for the difficult week
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of night shoots,
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the studio would like
to present you with...
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a giant Jenga set.
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But on behalf of Eric,
one last push.
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His big fireball shot.
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Friday night
into Saturday morning.
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Okay? It's Fraturday!
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- Fraturday night fever.
- Whoo!
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DANIEL:
Yeah, Fraturday night fever.
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Let's have some fun. Some frun!
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Okay.
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Quick, before they make a pyre
out of the Jenga blocks
and burn me on it.
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BRYSON: Game of Jenga?
Fun fact, we're developing
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a Jenga movie.
Although it might collapse.
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- Uh, sir, Jenga?
- MARTIN: Fuck your Jenga.
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Your dissent
has been noted, Martin.
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Any chance I could leave early
for a house party?
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- Absolutely none.
- Great.
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Really appreciate
you giving it due consideration.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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What is going on, team Tecto?
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- Big night tonight, huh?
- Oh, are you kidding?
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Your big fireball shot?
Everyone's pumped.
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- Morale's off the charts.
- (HICCUPS)
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Uh, storm warning.
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He drank his fizzy water
too fast
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- and now he has the hiccups.
- (ERIC HICCUPS)
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Um, as well, just FYI,
full moon, libido raging.
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You know how he gets.
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- (PHONE BUZZING)
- DANIEL: Not really.
I mean, he watches
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Formula One qualifying rounds.
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LUCAS: (OVER PHONE)
Hi, Dad. It's me.
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I'm at Nan's.
When am I gonna see you?
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Okay, look. We've all got
somewhere better to be, yeah?
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Yes, we fucking do.
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DANIEL:
So let's just get the shot
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before the crew mutinies,
and then we all lose our minds.
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- Happy?
- Not even remotely.
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Good, me neither.
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I'm happy.
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- Hey, Rufus.
- (ERIC HICCUPS)
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STEPH: Evening.
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♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Okay, folks!
Positions! Positions!
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Wow,
someone's feeling motivated.
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What?
I believe in Eric's vision.
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Also, I'm trying to get
to a party to fuck a man.
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Daniel, I never know
the protocol these days,
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but I have an unfolding
personal situation.
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Okay, so what is it?
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I have an erection
and it won't go down.
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God. (LAUGHS)
I should probably step away.
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PETER: Chemical reaction
to a supplement
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I took this afternoon.
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I just wanted to alert you
from an HR standpoint.
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It's your problem now.
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- Dan, Dan. Hey. Hey.
- Oh, heads up, Adam,
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I have an erection
and it won't go down.
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Thank you, sir.
I appreciate the courtesy.
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Hey. Have you seen Borat?
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- DANIEL: Yeah.
- You know that movie?
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(IMITATING BORAT)
"Hey, yes, very nice!
Sex with my wife."
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DANIEL: Yeah, I've seen it.
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It's so funny.
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Anyway, um... so, uh,
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the crew's morale
is a little low,
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so I bought a cupcake truck.
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- Great idea.
- Yeah, but I canceled it
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because I have a better idea.
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Live music. Free show.
You know my band?
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Right, you know my band?
You remember my band, right?
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- Flight Mode,
the greatest band in the world,
- Yeah. It really is great.
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It's like upbeat blues,
so it's good for morale.
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So, like, lunch
is at 1:00 a.m., right?
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- DANIEL: Mm-hmm.
- Tight 30 then.
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- Uh...
- And then at wrap,
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- we can do the full show.
- DANIEL: Full show.
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Full show, the whole thing.
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But I do need the god mic
and the PA system
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so everyone can hear it
everywhere. Pick up that vibe!
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Yeah. That's gonna be
a treat for us all.
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- Right? "Jagshemash. Chenquieh."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, all right. Bye, bye.
Thanks.
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Hide his guitar, okay? Burn it.
'Cause the crew's gonna revolt
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and my head's
gonna be on a stick.
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All right, let's go!
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Eric's big fireball!
Light it up, maestro!
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INTERVIEWER:
Behind the scenes featurette.
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Let's talk about Eric
and tonight's fireball shot.
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Well, you know, I find, uh,
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I do better with short blasts
on the EPK,
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so, uh, I'm just gonna say
some sound bites.
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Sparks will fly.
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(SNIFFS) I'm gonna take
that again.
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Sparks will fly.
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I got it, I got it,
got it, got it, got it.
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Sparks will fly.
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Sparks will fly!
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Sparks will fly.
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Sparks will fly!
Sparks will fly.
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Sparks will--
Sparks will fly. (SIGHS)
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This has actually
never happened to me before.
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- I'm so sorry.
- ANITA: You okay, Pat?
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INTERVIEWER:
We'll come back to that.
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How about your director,
Eric Bouchard?
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PAT: Oh, sure, that's easy.
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Eric Bouchard
is a visionary genius.
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INTERVIEWER: Anita,
can you say Eric's a genius?
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PAT: Come on, Anita.
Say Eric's a genius.
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Eric Bouchard's
a visionary genius.
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(PAT CHUCKLES)
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And, you know, just to say,
this is Eric's movie,
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but it's also very much
Anita's movie.
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Wow, thank you.
That's too fucking kind, Pat.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Oh, you know what?
I think we got it. Great.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- (PAT CLEARS THROAT)
- (LAUGHS)
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Pat, I see what you're doing.
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Eric fucked China
and now you're fucking me.
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No idea what you mean.
Hey, Bryclops?
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- Be a pal, bring my car around.
- Great. Bryclops the valet.
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PAT: All right, I'm out of here.
Have fun on the night shoot
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for the movie you're making.
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ERIC: About tonight's work.
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The fiery ball of death.
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And not to be too grand, but...
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behold my fiery ball
of death.
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DAG: Okay, folks!
Lining up for a take!
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- Dag. Calm down. Breathe.
- ERIC: The pre-vis.
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The fighting
that we already shot.
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- Ha!
- ERIC: More fighting.
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Violence, violence, violence.
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Again some violence.
Then violence.
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And then the scene.
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Eye consumes the sun
through his head portal
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and is then reborn as a villain.
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A baptism, but of fire.
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Not water, like you normally use
in a baptism, but fire.
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Mm, smart.
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Because actually, the death ball
operates on two levels.
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To be clear, it is a fixed ball
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and will not operate
at two levels.
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Sure, Nathan,
but really it does.
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NATHAN: Also,
the single-level fixed ball
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- is highly temperamental.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And only operates if the wind's
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- under 23 miles per hour.
- Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
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Thank you. Okay?
Yeah? Let's bang, gang.
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- RUFUS: Would now be a good time
to talk about my character arc?
- No.
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Dan, uh,
can I show you something?
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Before I show Eric,
'cause I want this
to be right for him.
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You know,
for the furtive sprinting,
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I've been working
with my movement coach.
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- Furtive sprinting?
- Yeah, like it says
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in the script.
"Tecto sprints furtively."
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Um, but I was thinking
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I want to do it with, like,
a sense of, like, energy,
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but also like
he's being watched, you know?
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I think that's Eric's
intentionality,
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but just check it out.
Check it out.
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Steph, why does it say,
"Tecto sprints furtively"?
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Well, that's just...
that's just what Eric wrote,
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and I typed it up.
And he's the maestro, so...
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And how does one
sprint furtively?
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I think we're about to find out.
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- You watching? You watching?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Activate!
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DAG: Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
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ADAM: You like it?
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I'll show you again.
Just watch. Yeah.
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"Frantically."
Tecto sprints "frantically."
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- ADAM: You guys watching?
You watching?
- Oh, yes, yes.
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'Cause that's obviously
what he meant.
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ADAM: Activate!
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"Furtive running."
What do you think?
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- (PANTS)
- What do you think, Dan?
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(SMACKS LIPS) Yeah, I mean,
it looked pretty furtive to me.
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But, um, let's ask Eric.
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Yeah. The Maestro. Eric!
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ERIC: I've already shot
this scene in my head twice.
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Think of the Hans Zimmer tune.
There's a...
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♪ (HUMS DRAMATIC MUSIC) ♪
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I will shoot you from down here,
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and then I need
your new dialogue, please.
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And you want all of this,
do you?
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Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
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Right-o. (SIGHS)
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"Kneel before Dark Eye,
seer of all things!"
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Then there's a laundry list
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of all the things
that I've seen.
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Assume you want me
to say all of that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And on the move, please.
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"Hot day in hell
and I'm the devil"?
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- Are you doing some writing?
- Fuck off, I'm doodling.
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ANITA: Why isn't he shooting?
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DANIEL: Relax.
He's laser-focused.
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He's obsessed with this shot.
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Hiccups have returned.
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Possibly triggered
by overthinking.
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Hiccups of the mind.
Ah, our brave and noble leader.
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(ERIC HICCUPS)
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I heard he has a tattoo
of Harry Potter.
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A cartoon Harry Potter
that he never lets anyone see.
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STEPH: Sources close to Eric
can neither confirm nor deny.
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ERIC: Your monologue
again, Peter. In full. (HICCUPS)
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Eric is a genius, he is.
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- Is he though?
- No, of course not.
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But he knows
how to place a camera
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and it's 11:00 p.m. on a Friday
and we need a figurehead.
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And Francis Ford Hiccups
is the best we have.
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So we rally, yes?
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PETER: "And I have seen
all of the eternal war.
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And the second eternal war..."
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ERIC: My fireball.
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My God, it shall burn so bright.
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INTERVIEWER: Eric. You said
people will never forget
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seeing your fireball.
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- Tell us about it.
- STEPH: Sorry, um...
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Eric, news of great import.
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Christopher Nolan is coming.
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Chris?
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Christopher Chris?
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(HICCUPS) Tonight?
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It's just a pop-in,
but knowing him,
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it'll be three
and a half hours long.
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Like, the same, like,
the length of one of his--
239
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,053
I'm seeing the joke, Stephanie.
Why is he coming?
240
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,638
Uh, scouting stages after dark?
241
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,307
- Or maybe...
- (HICCUPS)
242
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,851
- Bismarck.
- (SHUSHES) Don't jinx it.
243
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,436
INTERVIEWER:
Eric, let's go again.
244
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,564
- Tell us about your fireball.
- Hmm.
245
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,610
♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
246
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,321
It's small, isn't it?
247
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,323
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
248
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,617
When you're up close.
249
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,869
(HICCUPS) Excuse me.
250
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,955
INTERVIEWER: Uh, Eric?
251
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,293
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
- (HICCUPS)
252
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,759
STEPH: Goodness gracious,
great balls of gas!
253
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,843
Full moon.
254
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,470
Who knows what could happen?
(LAUGHS)
255
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,514
Okay, Mum, not to be dramatic,
256
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,184
I'm... I'm wrangling a fireball,
so... (SIGHS)
257
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,228
Okay, just cover it in straw,
tell him it's asleep.
258
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,188
I'll deal with it when I'm home,
okay? Bye.
259
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,315
Gosh, the sacrifices. (CHUCKLES)
260
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,693
You're the real hero.
"The Invisible Dad."
261
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,027
As long as I'm there
when he wakes up,
262
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,237
minimal psychological damage.
263
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,239
Hi. Circling back
on Peter's erection,
264
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,783
the studio is very keen
for it not to be visible.
265
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,410
Do we loop in VFX or--
266
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,662
God forbid anyone should ever
fuck in any of these movies.
267
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,539
We'll paint it out in post, yeah?
268
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,041
So it's there, it's not there,
it's Schrödinger's erection.
269
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,585
Sure, great.
"Schrödinger's ding-a-ling."
270
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,212
The party actually sounds
kind of bullshit.
271
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,880
- There's no one there.
- Let's focus.
272
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,215
DAG:
Shit, everyone's just turned up.
273
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,759
- Holy shit, is that Briane?
- Okay, Dag?
274
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,761
I'm calling. I need to call.
If that's Briane, I'm calling.
275
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,263
All right, Dag,
can we just focus?
276
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,099
Sal, is that Briane?
Oi, Sal, is Briane there?
277
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,268
Is that Briane, Sal?
Sal, is that Briane?
278
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,894
Sorry, Jaz, we're just finding
out if that's Briane.
279
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,229
Yeah. Dan, wind's dropping.
280
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,356
Lining up for the fireball!
Where's Eric?
281
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,400
Eric's in his trailer
and he's refusing to come out.
282
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,901
DAG: It was. It was Briane.
283
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,279
Briane just turned up.
Classic Briane.
284
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,906
- (VOICE SPEAKING GERMAN
OVER HEADPHONES)
- (HICCUPS)
285
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,036
Rumors of a potential pop-in.
Although, knowing Chris...
286
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,412
Okay, sorry.
What is this, please?
287
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,913
- STEPH: Mulling. With hiccups.
- (ERIC HICCUPS)
288
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,915
Okay, no, he doesn't have time
for a fucking mull.
289
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,417
It's not the mulling hour.
290
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,086
- Dan, Peter's asking for you.
- Dag, can you handle, please?
291
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,838
Promoted to erection handler.
Thank you.
292
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,923
JAZ: The erection's gone down.
I think it's something else.
293
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,178
Eric, sir, wind's dropping.
it's fireball time.
294
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,638
- Eric?
- (HICCUPS)
295
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,223
Hi.
296
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,559
Daniel? (HICCUPS)
297
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,395
I'm having second thoughts
about the scene tonight.
298
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,981
Okay, mate.
Is this about Christopher Nolan?
299
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,525
(HICCUPS) God, no.
300
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,153
I could give two shits what
Christopher Nolan's thinking.
301
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,322
(HICCUPS)
302
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,117
The whitening?
I was doing it anyways.
303
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,494
Yeah, no. I mean,
I knew that, totally.
304
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,621
ERIC: No,
but I was thinking, actually,
305
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,667
my fireball is quite small...
306
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,252
by comparison to...
307
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,840
To... Oppenheimer?
To the atomic bomb?
308
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,426
Yeah, I mean, look,
everything's going to look small
309
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,136
in comparison
to nuclear armageddon, mate.
310
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,807
(HICCUPS) Stand everybody down.
311
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,350
I need to work on
Peter's monologue.
312
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,936
Okay, no. Eric, sir,
313
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,064
we are all here tonight
'cause of you, yeah?
314
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,692
Okay, we've got an 80-ton crane,
315
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,986
biggest reservoir of gas
in northern Europe.
316
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,989
The crew are cold.
They're tired.
317
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,493
They are violently horny.
318
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,913
We have until the sun comes up
to get this shot and get home.
319
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,875
- (HICCUPS)
- Please can we shoot?
320
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,796
Do you know what, Daniel?
321
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,966
I've eaten a lot of shit
for this movie.
322
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,721
A Subway foot-long,
but of turds. Yeah.
323
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,180
And I've done it because I know
324
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,016
that at the end
of the turd rainbow,
325
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,058
there's a pot.
326
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,686
Not of more turds, but of gold.
(HICCUPS)
327
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,063
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
328
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,357
If Christopher Nolan
comes tonight
329
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,526
and likes my scene,
it is very likely
330
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,653
that he will ask me
to shoot Blood and Iron,
331
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,864
his Bismarck biopic
that he's executive produ...
332
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,615
(HICCUPS) ...producing.
333
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:08,872
So tell the crew
that the genius is mulling.
334
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,874
(HICCUPS)
335
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:19,174
(GERMAN RECORDING
RESUMES OVER HEADPHONES)
336
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,886
- DAG: Peter, I'm coming in.
- (DOOR OPENING)
337
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,764
- DAG: Hope you haven't
got another one.
- Oh.
338
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,891
Is Daniel not around?
339
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,393
It's actually something
rather personal.
340
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,187
Please, I have brothers.
341
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,563
I'm sure I've heard it all
before.
342
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,565
I'm struggling to get my iPhone
343
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,026
to connect
with a Bluetooth vibrator.
344
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,403
No, that is a new one.
Ring the bell.
345
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,571
PETER: It's not for me.
346
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,531
It's situated somewhere
on my wife.
347
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,949
- She's in Surrey.
- Mm.
348
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,995
Oh, God. I'm so tired.
349
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,706
I'm old and I'm tired. (SIGHS)
350
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,291
And I just want
to be canceled.
351
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,251
- DAG: Oh, yeah?
- PETER: The dream.
352
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,630
Every day's a Saturday
when you're canceled.
353
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,757
I've heard stories
from some of the old gang.
354
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,509
You should see their gardens.
355
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,427
We can get you canceled, Peter.
356
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:09,431
You can't. That's the problem.
The sleaze is priced in with me.
357
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,393
I'm unsinkable.
Peter the Pool Noodle.
358
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,811
As for this damn thing.
359
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,605
Why is everything
so bloody complicated?
360
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,941
DAG: Bluetooth? It was
all manual back in my day.
361
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,568
PETER: Remote-operated
over the Internet.
362
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,114
I mean, sex-wise,
you can literally phone it in,
363
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,826
which is, you know,
perfect for me, obviously.
364
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,703
(PETER SIGHS)
365
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,622
Just trying to keep her
interested, you know?
366
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,834
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
367
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,463
I'll fix it.
368
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,382
Let's get
your lovely wife horny.
369
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,675
Come on, Peter.
370
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,928
- You're a delight.
- (DAG CHUCKLES)
371
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888
PETER: So kind.
372
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:54,143
(SIGHS) Oh, bless you.
Bless you, bless you, bless you.
373
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,104
- (DOOR OPENING)
- (SIGHS)
374
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,064
Eric's embarrassed.
He thinks Nolan's gonna laugh
375
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,149
at his fireball.
376
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,818
Oh, poor Mr. Hiccups
and his flame of shame.
377
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,153
Dag, could you get off
your phone for a second?
378
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,030
Honestly, your generation
and phones.
379
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,156
Sorry, I'm just trying
to connect
380
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,198
to Peter's Bluetooth vibrator.
381
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,783
Okay, no, I didn't hear that.
382
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,993
Lot of unrest.
383
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,494
Lighting guys
raided the prop tent.
384
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,205
I just confiscated this.
They engraved Eric's name on it.
385
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,334
Okay. Could we just maybe do
like a crew lottery, yeah?
386
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,543
Distract them with money.
387
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,837
Just need to keep them busy
until Eric emerges.
388
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,672
It's imperative they don't
find out that he's mulling.
389
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,882
- JAZ: Right, yeah.
- STEPH: Settle in.
390
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,675
That is one big mull.
Could be a long night.
391
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,093
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- Oh, it's connected.
392
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,305
Just made someone very happy.
(CHUCKLES)
393
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,850
CREW 1: Why aren't we rolling?
It's cold and we're tired.
394
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,394
What's going on, Daniel?
Is he fucking mulling in there?
395
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,188
DANIEL: No, no.
He's not mulling. Not Eric.
396
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,190
No. Wind. Windy.
Just blame the wind.
397
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,901
But everyone put your fiver in,
you might win some money!
398
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,362
- Yahoo! Okay, let's go, move.
- CREW 2: Fuck you!
399
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,739
- ♪ (GUITAR TUNING) ♪
- DANIEL: Uh, no. Fuck me dead.
400
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,199
- JAZ: We, uh, hid Adam's guitar.
- Oh, Dan!
401
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,575
But he has another guitar.
402
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,035
Dan, Dan!
Can I borrow the god mic?
403
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,703
You know what, actually,
it's broken,
404
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,288
- so we're just gonna...
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
405
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,748
Look, I don't know
if you know this,
406
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,375
but the crew's
getting really upset.
407
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,542
And they've been, like,
408
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,920
demanding my blue-jean
boogie-woogie. So...
409
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,756
- Oh, I know that, mate.
Yeah. But--
- And I was gonna do, like,
410
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,508
all covers,
you know, solid bangers,
411
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,760
but then I was like,
obviously... (SCOFFS)
412
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,512
...they want the original stuff.
413
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,514
You know, all Flight Mode shit,
you know.
414
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,891
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- "Fire of Lies."
415
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,559
- I mean, "Leather and Lace."
- Yeah, yeah.
416
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,145
- "Summer Polaroid."
- ♪ Summer Polaroid ♪
417
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,064
- ADAM: Yeah! (SQUEALS)
- Yeah, yeah, I love that one.
418
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,609
But, um, the thing is,
Eric said no.
419
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,779
- What?
- He said no. He didn't want it.
420
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,116
- (SCOFFS) Eric?
- Yeah.
421
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,409
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,077
- I'm sorry, man. Yeah. It's...
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
423
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,956
Well, screw that guy.
I mean, like, I-- I'm just...
424
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,582
starting to think
he's a little bit bullshit.
425
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,710
- Yeah.
- You know. Furtive running?
426
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,087
I'm sorry. That's weird.
427
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,424
Also, there is a crewmour
going around that he, uh...
428
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,092
he goes to bed
with his shoes on.
429
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,094
- Like, dude,
what the hell is that?
- Yeah, all right.
430
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,304
Hey there.
Night shoots, my favorite.
431
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,932
Breakfast at midnight,
pork chops at sunrise.
432
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,100
Wasn't expecting you back.
433
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,810
Heard Mr. Nolan
might be popping in.
434
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,397
- Bryclops. Coffee?
- Sure. Bryclops.
435
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,065
Fucking Nolan.
436
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,607
I'll be honest with you,
437
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,152
I don't go in for all this
fruity arthouse shit.
438
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,653
"Ooh, but it's backwards."
439
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,614
Yeah, how about
just making it forwards, huh?
440
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,450
But Shane likes this guy
very much,
441
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,785
so I'm here to make sure
we give the big man a show.
442
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,662
Think you can manage that
for me, Dan?
443
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,123
Easy breezy,
leave that with me-zy,
444
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,791
as they say.
445
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,335
No one says that.
446
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,713
Where is Anita? Anita!
447
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,465
PAT: Jesus Night Christ.
448
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,135
DAG: Briane, vibe check, cunt.
Where's Party Man?
449
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,137
Keep him on ice for me, yeah?
450
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,307
I'll smash that nerd like he's
Easter egg chocolate. Briane!
451
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,809
(SIGHS)
Seriously, what am I thinking?
452
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,520
- He's married. I'm married.
- Are you married?
453
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,274
To a rich, handsome man,
hung like Christ on the cross.
454
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,319
I haven't been touched
by a human in six weeks.
455
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,986
Anita?
456
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,697
Do your jobs. Please. Thank you.
457
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,825
It's just stress.
It's stress, love.
458
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,161
It always happens.
459
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,248
(SQUEALS, GIGGLES)
460
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,794
Oh, my God. I love him. (SIGHS)
461
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,047
BRYSON:
I'm crushing it out here, okay?
462
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,173
I'm crushing it.
463
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,800
And I'm having
an excellent birthday, too.
464
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,469
But thank you
for your concern, Mom.
465
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,305
Also thank you for the V-Bucks.
466
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,431
- God.
- DAG: Bryson.
467
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,183
- Oh.
- DAG: Sorry, um...
468
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,018
I meant to ask. Eyepatch?
469
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,188
Ah, yeah. I forgot to take out
a contact lens for four nights
470
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,817
due to a work-life imbalance,
and it, uh, fused to my eyeball.
471
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,277
But it actually kinda helps me
to visualize the frame.
472
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,279
You know,
looking through one eye.
So I might keep it.
473
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,615
Is it your birthday, Bryson?
474
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,367
Please don't tell Pat.
475
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,369
He'll be angry that I didn't
get me a birthday card
476
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,829
and sign it from him.
477
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,039
It's cool.
We're both missing stuff
478
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,958
and will it be worth it?
479
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,543
This whole industry
will be dead in two years
480
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,211
and we threw away
our best years for what?
481
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,714
- Fucking Tecto?
- (CHUCKLES)
482
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,882
- DAG: But no, happy birthday.
- (LAUGHS)
483
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,761
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
484
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,514
(SOBS)
485
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,224
DANIEL: Anita,
where have you been?
486
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,143
Pat dropped in
and Eric's still mulling.
487
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,103
ANITA: Dan, be a grown up.
Take charge.
488
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,063
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
- PETER: Push the button,
win a prize.
489
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,315
God, this is so easy.
I'm such a great lover.
490
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,151
Is that the Bluetooth vibrator
there, Peter?
491
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,279
Preset five.
Good old preset five.
492
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,906
She's loving it,
apparently. (LAUGHS)
493
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,951
ANITA: Look, Peter,
personally, I don't give a shit,
494
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,287
but we are going to have to
send you for a module.
495
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,497
PETER: Oh, sure.
Another HR module.
496
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,585
More learning opportunities
than a prison library.
497
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,462
JAZ: Okay, guys, it is time.
498
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,255
Get your tickets ready.
Thank you.
499
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,591
Oh, good.
A distraction for the crew.
500
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:40,262
And the winner is...
yellow, 3-1-9.
501
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,598
Yellow, 3-1-9?
502
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,266
Oh, yes!
503
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,143
- Yes!
- No.
504
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,146
Yeah! Fuck yeah! I win!
505
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,438
I win!
506
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,482
I fucking always win these
fucking things.
507
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,525
It's like four in a row.
It's incredible.
508
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,319
Here, I want to say something.
509
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,657
Hi, guys. Uh,
to our crew, listen. Uh...
510
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,326
I know it's been a, uh,
511
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,329
it's been a long week,
okay? Yeah?
512
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:09,458
But we have a very important
guest coming to set, okay?
513
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,170
So don't get sleepy
and fuck this up, all right?
514
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,797
Wake up!
515
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,632
(SCATTERED BOOING)
516
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,842
ADAM: And fuck Eric, right?
Fuck Eric, man.
517
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,302
He killed this party.
518
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,221
This is the day the music died.
519
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,473
You guys want to hear
a protest song, right?
520
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,142
- Damn right. Flight Mode
has protest songs!
- Shit. They're turning.
521
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,560
Would now be a good time
to leave
522
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,020
to go and fuck
an acquaintance at a party?
523
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,649
ADAM: He just killed the vibe.
Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric!
524
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,234
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric!
525
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,568
DANIEL: (OVER RADIO)
Eric, come in.
526
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,320
- It's getting mutinous out here.
- (HICCUPS)
527
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,156
Eric. I'm on the edge
of catastrophe here, mate.
528
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,742
I could really do with
those pages, yeah?
529
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,494
Eric. Please.
530
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,329
Let's just shoot this thing,
yeah?
531
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,581
Before it's too late.
532
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,375
(CROWD CLAMORING)
533
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,168
ERIC: (OVER RADIO)
Daniel, I have it.
534
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,462
My rewrites.
New pages coming in.
535
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,505
Dan, wind's dropping.
536
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,881
They're saying it's now
or never on the fireball.
537
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,175
All right, it's not a drill.
538
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,885
- We move.
- Let's go!
539
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,054
Dag needs this to happen
really quite badly.
540
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,597
ERIC: Dan, I'm watching
from my trailer.
541
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,682
That's because I'm cold,
542
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,851
not because I'm hiding
from Chris Nolan.
543
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,146
Oh! Eric's new sides.
544
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,189
What? What is this?
It's even longer.
545
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,443
Check my contract.
I need 48 hours for new lines.
546
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,445
Eric. Yeah, we don't have time
to do Peter's new monologue.
547
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,904
ERIC: I must have it all.
548
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,906
New lines? Any for me?
549
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,534
Hey Dan, can you tell Eric
to go fuck himself, please?
550
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,245
PETER: Four new pages at 3 a.m.?
Fuck the Maestro.
551
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,414
Eric, Peter's not gonna do
the new speech.
552
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,208
ERIC: He must.
But mumbled. It must be mumbled.
553
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,044
SFX is asking
how much gas you want.
554
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,463
Ian, why does Eric hate
Flight Mode? Seriously?
555
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,757
ERIC: Turn the gas
all the way down to four.
556
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,091
Four? Did you just say four?
557
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,427
ERIC: It needs to burn
for the duration
of the new monologue.
558
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,387
Can you just tell me
how much gas?
559
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:49,058
♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪
560
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,478
Eric said crank it up to ten.
And, uh... I just lost comms.
561
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,729
What about the new monologue?
562
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,397
Eric said
the new monologue's bullshit.
563
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,066
He just wrote a new line.
564
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,902
"It's a hot day in hell
and I'm the devil."
565
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,737
- (CREW SHOUTING)
- Dan, what are you doing?
566
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,323
Um, crank the valve up to 11.
Overclock it.
567
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,450
That will absolutely melt
the gas ball.
568
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,452
I'm just the messenger, yeah?
Take it up with the boss.
569
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,661
JAZ: Dan, the wind's picking up.
570
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,246
DAG: Positions! Positions!
571
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,915
CAMERA: End board! End board!
572
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,416
You ready for this, Dan?
573
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,836
Tonight's a fireball,
and it'll kill us all.
574
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,423
And... action!
575
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,051
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (ADAM YELLS)
576
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:28,973
(GRUNTS)
577
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,770
Eye! I beg you. Don’t!
578
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:39,775
It's a hot day in hell,
and I am the devil. (LAUGHS)
579
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,443
JAZ: Wind's picking up, Dan.
Now or never.
580
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,155
(PETER CONTINUES LAUGHING)
581
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,246
And... action fireball.
582
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:56,418
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
583
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,505
ADAM: Eye!
584
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,882
Please don't do this!
585
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,845
(GRUNTS) Eye! No!
586
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,098
- (GROANS)
- (PETER LAUGHS)
587
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,642
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
- And we cut there.
588
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,019
- CREW 1: Cut!
- CREW 2: Cut there!
589
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,520
(CROWD CHEERS)
590
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:17,980
JAZ: Gas ball melted.
We can't go again.
591
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,481
- Oh, my God.
- JAZ: Did we get it?
592
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,693
- CAMERA: End board! End board!
- PAT: Good job. Hey, good job.
593
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,737
DANIEL: Yeah, we got it.
594
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:28,490
Hey. First bit of sun I've seen
in this godawful country.
595
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,159
Pass on my thanks
to your director.
596
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,369
Guy's a genius.
597
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,749
Yeah. Yeah, he is.
598
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,043
True visionary.
599
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,920
Fuck me, that was hot.
600
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,551
I thought it would be bigger.
601
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,805
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
602
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:56,018
- Hey. (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
603
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,144
That was amazing.
604
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,354
God, I thought
I was toast there.
605
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,565
That was amazing.
You were amazing.
606
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,031
Okay, I'm gonna go home.
I'll go home and kill myself.
607
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,117
- So, okay. Bye!
- (CHUCKLES, MUMBLES)
608
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,078
STEPH: Okay.
609
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:23,420
So. You got a line in the movie.
Beat me to it.
610
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,089
Uh, no idea what you're
talking about.
611
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,840
- It was all Eric.
- DAG: Hmm.
612
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,342
You going to the party?
613
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,427
Party man left
with someone else.
614
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,554
It was Briane.
Briane fucked the party man.
615
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,223
- Classic Briane.
- Yeah.
616
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,017
Well, career-wise,
just pay your dues.
617
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,394
You'll get there.
I mean, you're young.
618
00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,062
- You've got time on your side.
- I'm 35.
619
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,855
I'm a 35-year-old woman.
620
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,565
I just have good skin
and a lot of debt,
621
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,984
so people think I'm younger.
622
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,987
Right.
623
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,782
Well, in that case, good luck.
624
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,786
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
625
00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,582
Ah! Daniel. Why didn't we shoot
my new speech?
626
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,042
Yeah, look, Peter refused.
627
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,420
So he improvised something,
but luckily it worked.
628
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:07,589
Now, where's my Nolan, huh?
629
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,843
Saw him craning his neck,
fucking meerkat.
630
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,929
- Oh, my God.
- DAG: (LAUGHING) Yeah.
631
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,389
STEPH: Christopher Nolan.
632
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,308
(DAG LAUGHS)
633
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:19,935
DAG: So anyway...
634
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,103
What the fuck is she playing at?
635
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,855
DAG: I've got an idea
I'd love to talk to you about.
636
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,148
She's not authorized for Nolan.
637
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,858
Two words: space dinosaurs.
638
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,610
DANIEL: I think she's, uh,
making up for lost time.
639
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,696
- Hmm.
- DAG: But we play it for real.
640
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,656
None of the dinosaurs
even know they're in space.
641
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,992
If Shane asks,
I approached Mr. Nolan
642
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,662
and he politely declined
my advances.
643
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:42,124
Director with a brain? Come on,
last thing I fucking need.
644
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,709
I got headaches
in three time zones
645
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,085
and I can't sleep.
646
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:48,506
- But that's showbiz, am I right?
- You pretty much always are.
647
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,136
Next stop, Armenia.
Location shoot, huh?
648
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,765
(CHUCKLES) Sparks will fly.
649
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,308
Nope, still not right.
650
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,227
That's Tom fucking Cruise.
651
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,897
Oi, birthday boy.
652
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,648
BRYSON: Excuse me, guys.
653
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,402
DAG: We're getting waffles!
654
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,238
Happy birthday.
655
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,656
- TOM CRUISE: Hey.
- BRYSON: Hi.
656
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,533
- TOM: Happy birthday.
- BRYSON: Oh, my God. Thank you.
657
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,035
- TOM: Cool eye patch.
- BRYSON: Thank you very much.
658
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,578
TOM: I had
one of those for a whole movie.
659
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,662
(HICCUPS)
660
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,998
♪ (GUITAR PLAYING) ♪
661
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,001
Uh, so this one's called
"Leather and Lace."
662
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,003
CREW: Oi, fuck off!
663
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,464
- (SPEAKER FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
- ADAM: Ah, fuck. I fucked it.
664
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,715
Sorry. Hold on!
665
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,009
I'll start again.
It's okay, guys.
666
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,220
Don't worry. Keep the--
Keep the vibe going.
667
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,554
It's okay.
668
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,348
- Here we go, "Leather & Lace."
- CREW: Fuck you.
669
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:43,395
♪ (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
670
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,318
Sparks will fly.
671
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,696
You know what? Heidi. Heidi.
672
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,364
Go get a cup of coffee.
673
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,074
I'm gonna bust a few out
on my own here,
674
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,035
just let the camera roll
and I'll take it from there.
675
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,788
(CLEARS THROAT) Sparks will fly!
676
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,164
Nah.
677
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,583
Sparks will f--
678
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,587
Sparks will fly.
679
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,006
(GRUNTS)
680
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:14,758
(GRUNTING)
681
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:18,303
They're just words.
I'm going crazy.
682
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,765
Do that-- Do that rhythm.
I'm going-- They're just words.
683
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,892
Good. I'm going crazy.
684
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:26,771
I'll die young. I'm so tired.
685
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:30,566
I can't sleep. I need help.
686
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:34,194
Sparks will help.
Sparks will fly!
687
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:38,282
Sparks will fly! Again.
688
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,951
Sparks will fly! I got it.
689
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,454
Sparks will fly!
Now take it down.
690
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:46,248
Sparks will fly. Got it.
691
00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:47,833
- Heidi!
- INTERVIEWER: We good?
692
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,377
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
693
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,547
I got it. Yeah.
694
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,967
Just might have to cut out
some of the stuff in the middle.