1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,510 And... action! 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,763 Now make him step through the portal, please. 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,849 -Ori, go! Ori! -Come on. 4 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,018 Through the portal. 5 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,020 Cut, cut. 6 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,355 Cut the dumb fucking goat heart out with a knife! 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,898 Okay, that's a cut, guys. 8 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,068 It's nothing personal, Tamaz. She'll be great. 9 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,362 The goat is bullshit. 10 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,364 And I say that as someone who's worked with sheep. 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,242 Location brain. He just needs a rest. 12 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,411 He's had that hat on for three days. 13 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,788 I heard a rumor that the toggle got stuck on Wednesday 14 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,248 and now he's sleeping in it. 15 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,625 All right, Eric, it's just a quick establisher, mate. Yeah? 16 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,377 It was supposed to be a funny bit. 17 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,464 The goat from before has wandered through the portal. 18 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,965 It was unexpected, it was funny. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,091 Fuck! 20 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,678 I think she's just a very somber screen presence. 21 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,722 I mean, not to put all our problems on the goat, but-- 22 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,224 Can you find me a goat that does comedy please, Daniel? 23 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,435 I mean, I'm joking but I'm serious. 24 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,020 Dag, can you call the agency? 25 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,938 I need the Armenian Richard Pryor, 26 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,272 but a goat. Yeah? 27 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,152 -No, not again. -It's okay, Eric. 28 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,321 It's probably just a one-off. It doesn't mean they're back. 29 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,369 Scheisse! Scheisse. 30 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,954 Fucking jerkoff. 31 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,248 Motherfucking, cocksucking hiccups! 32 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,585 God. Imagine if we all just lost our minds out here. 33 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,170 Fuck! 34 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,048 Oh, it's happening. 35 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,058 What a bridge. 36 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,518 According to the local fixer, 37 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,479 who wouldn't shut the fuck up, it is historically significant. 38 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,189 We blow up the bestest stuff. 39 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:49,234 Eric wants a practical explosion in his movie, 40 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,820 and the Armenian people respect that. 41 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:53,571 Survived many centuries, 42 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,782 but it shall not survive our franchise. 43 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,118 Isn't that right, Mr. Explosives Man? 44 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,245 Trigger plus bang equals boom. 45 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,414 Safety plus safety equals safety, 46 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,499 and everyone keeps their fingers. 47 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,251 Right? 48 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,586 -What did he say? -No fucking clue. 49 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,880 They have so much of this crap, they don't give a shit. 50 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,966 By the way, we're hosting a local sick boy. 51 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,092 He gets his dream day 52 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,846 and we get a delicious bowl of Armenian tax credits. Yum. 53 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,223 So, what's... what's up with Eric? 54 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,058 I hear he's got a hat stuck on his head? 55 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,060 Broken down by the jackboot of the studio 56 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,437 stomping on his dream, I guess. 57 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,772 He's currently at the hotel. He's having a hot bath. 58 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,400 Getting into the zone to blow up that bridge. 59 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,446 -Are you swallowing gum, Pat? -Yeah, I do this sometimes. 60 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,531 What happens when it comes out? You just lay a big white egg? 61 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,159 It never comes out. That's the best part. 62 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,994 Hey, you see this shit on Deadline now? 63 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,329 Fucking Scorsese's at it again. 64 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,958 "Oh, cinema's dead. Franchise movies killed it." 65 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,671 We ran the data and we think he might be right. 66 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,673 What? Wait, new data? 67 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,508 Yeah, our tracking's in the toilet. 68 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,510 More multiplex closures incoming. 69 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,970 I had Shane on the phone freaking out, 70 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,805 asking me if he killed cinema. 71 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,807 Huh? Obviously, I had to say no, but... 72 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:03,850 Oh, God. 73 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:07,062 Rome is getting toasty, Anita. Action may have to be taken. 74 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,772 -Pat? -Yeah. 75 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,565 You want to see a bone I found? 76 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,359 You found a bone? Fuck yeah, I do! 77 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,278 Oh, shit! We're in the bone zone, yo. 78 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,155 Okay, everyone, listen up. 79 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,948 This'll only take a couple of minutes. 80 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,077 Okay, there's one protected species in the area. 81 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,079 The Armenian whiskered bat. Brown fur. 82 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,831 Please do not approach it, 83 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,583 but come and speak to me immediately. 84 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,962 Speaking of protected species, you know Rufus? 85 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:37,008 Mama fucked a mollusk. And we did not use condoms. 86 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,469 Oh my God, Steph. 87 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,346 I know, it's awful. It's awful. 88 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,555 I don't know why I'm laughing. 89 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,307 He's married. So am I. It's terrible. 90 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,934 I'm rooting for you guys. I am. 91 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,769 The acceptable face of infidelity. 92 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,562 Why didn't we use condoms? We had some. 93 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,272 They were right there. Big thick ones. 94 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,482 What if I'm pregnant? 95 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,858 I really hope you are. 96 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,777 Come on, Dag. Come on now, Dag. 97 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,612 Okay, that's quite enough, young missy. 98 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,448 It's just-- It's a harmless location-ship. 99 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,702 Cut to, me breastfeeding baby Rufus. 100 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,497 Oh my God. I don't know why I'm laughing. 101 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,832 This could destroy lives. 102 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,210 All right, thank you, Lana. Let's get to work. 103 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,463 Morning, big man. 104 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,341 Morning, Stephanie. 105 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,013 May I direct you to our director? 106 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,306 Great, the cat in the hat is back. 107 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,642 I got excited 'cause I thought it was a different hat, 108 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,310 but it's actually the same one. 109 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,983 God, so hot in here. 110 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,569 Let's all take our hats off. Yeah, guys? 111 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,238 You feel better after your hot bath? 112 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,322 Better. 113 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,534 And while I was in the tub, I read an article on Deadline. 114 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,579 Marty thinks we killed cinema. 115 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,041 And that made me rethink everything. 116 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,584 Oh, goodie. 117 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,877 I cannot be responsible 118 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,296 for the death of the thing that I love the most. 119 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,215 And so, a new subversive ending. 120 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,718 I had Dave from VFX staying up all night 121 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,011 to do the pre-vis. 122 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,137 My friend. 123 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,056 Dave. Long time no see. How are ya? 124 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,725 Working 27-hour days for 17 weeks-- 125 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,227 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we see the pre-vis, please? 126 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,447 Oh, sorry. That's a... 127 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,866 personal project. 128 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,162 The new ending. 129 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,413 Same as before. 130 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,873 But then... 131 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:36,628 What-- What are they doing? 132 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,546 They're taking off their superhero suits 133 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,216 and talking in their shirts, like men. 134 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,551 A frank exchange of views. 135 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,554 They're resolving their differences and then... 136 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,349 they laugh. 137 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,519 But offbeat, because everything is mad. 138 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:53,687 The end. 139 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,814 I'm just doing what I'm told. 140 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,857 Yeah. 141 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,110 Let's just have a little seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 142 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:10,328 As your good friend, and... and close collaborator... 143 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,791 can I just ask firstly, is your hat stuck on your head? 144 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,002 Absolutely not. One million percent no. 145 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,796 Categorically and undeniably, no. No. 146 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,090 And I will not blow up the bridge. 147 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,550 Eric. 148 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,094 We have to blow up the bridge. 149 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,429 We-- We just bought the permits, 150 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,639 and we've flown 300 people to Armenia. 151 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:33,935 Daniel. 152 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,396 We love movies, don't we? 153 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,773 And we must save them. 154 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,900 And this is how. 155 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,153 Are you in this with me? 156 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,905 Are we gonna turn this whole thing inside out, 157 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,200 save pop culture, Jesus of Düsseldorf? Yeah? 158 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:57,292 Oh, there it is. There's that smile that I love. 159 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,252 Yeah. All right, just... 160 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,338 gimme two secs. 161 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,134 Yep, he's gone cuckoo. 162 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,512 Can confirm hat firmly stuck on head. 163 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,638 Out. 164 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,849 -Eric, see you in a minute. -Yep. 165 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,893 Go. Go. Go, go, go. 166 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,982 Right. Eric's gone stress mad. 167 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,486 Like, full location-weirdness with a side order of hiccups, 168 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,322 and then like a... like a perma-hat. 169 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,823 He's refusing to blow the bridge. 170 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,325 No. 171 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,786 Eric cannot fuck around today. 172 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,746 Scorsese gave Shane a panic attack 173 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,456 and now Pat's losing his mind. 174 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,582 Demolition guy looks a bit like Pat. 175 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,002 Sorta Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo. 176 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,963 Daniel, you have to get Eric back on set and shooting right now. 177 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,965 Yeah, okay. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 178 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,596 It's like Pat got shrunk in the wash. 179 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,931 Travel-sized Pat. 180 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,642 Jaz. Jaz. 181 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,728 Roll on the empty set for 30 seconds 182 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,647 and then feed it into Eric's trailer on a loop. 183 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,565 And then get the cast wired. 184 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,734 We're gonna line up to blow the bridge. 185 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,194 Without Eric. 186 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,029 Operation Truman Show. 187 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,948 Makes total sense. If you've gone mad. 188 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,959 Dave, you continue working on the animation. 189 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,253 I'm going to sketch these peanuts. 190 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,339 Great. Huge help. I appreciate that. 191 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,729 Right. So we're fucking him? 192 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,231 No, Dag, we're protecting him, yeah? 193 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:46,109 Eric takes a vision nap and we do the humdrum. 194 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,694 We're the details. 195 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,030 The nitty gritty itty bitty titty committee. 196 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,907 -Exactly. -Right. But you get to do it? 197 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,368 You, Daniel, personally take over the movie? 198 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,580 No! No, no, no. Obviously, practically, yes, 199 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,748 but this-- 200 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,209 We're protecting Eric and saving him from Pat. 201 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,171 Hey, no, look. I'm all for it, but while we're all getting 202 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,048 our grubby little hands down each other's pants-- 203 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,591 Which isn't what-- That's not happening. 204 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,217 If you're acting director, 205 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,054 I guess that makes me acting first AD. 206 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,098 -Evil. Nice. -Thank you. 207 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,725 Well played. 208 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,435 Don't let the power go to your head. 209 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,065 Earthlings, this is God speaking. 210 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,900 Only joking. It's Dag. 211 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,403 No, but things are gonna be changing around here, okay, guys? 212 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,497 Holy mackerel, that's a big child. 213 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,457 Is that part of his condition? 214 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,001 -He has long COVID. -He has long everything. 215 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,128 Welcome, sir. 216 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,507 Would you like some Maximum Studios coloring sheets? 217 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,804 Yeah. 218 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,765 I do have some pajamas, 219 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,017 but I-- I don't think they're gonna fit him. 220 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:12,320 Needy woman alert. I'm just coming in for a hug. 221 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,493 Yeah, only joking. I am so fucking over it. 222 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,578 Right, yeah. 223 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,288 Yeah. Obviously, I am in love with you. 224 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,124 But, yeah, it's just stress love. 225 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,834 I'm just in stress love with you, yeah. 226 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:27,836 I love you. 227 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,923 Right. 228 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,843 I just thought, Steph, we were on the... 229 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,012 on the same page. 230 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:45,020 Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. No, cool. Yeah, no sweat, mate. 231 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,401 Yeah. You-- You're a fucking dead man, 232 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,695 'cause I've got a pair of lobster crackers 233 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,822 and they are coming for your nuts. 234 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,370 Bloody hell. 235 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,541 Oh, guys. Guys. 236 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,002 This is our local Dream-A-Dream man. 237 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,545 -Nice! -For context, 238 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,964 the man has a non-terminal autoimmune disease, 239 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,091 and his size is nothing to worry about. 240 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,635 Great. Hey, big fella, how are you? 241 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:18,845 Chenquieh. 242 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,138 Right? 243 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,765 -Should we sign his shirt? -Yeah. 244 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,433 Yeah, sign it in Sharpie or something. 245 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,269 Lucky boy. Two for the price of one. 246 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,231 Tell him he's a lucky boy. Tell him. 247 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,493 Slogo, DanTDM, MrBeast. 248 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,244 -What's he saying? Is he thrilled? -Here. 249 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,496 Yeah. 250 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,873 Peter, also, if you could please present the man 251 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,626 with this award for being the real hero of the day. 252 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,503 And a photo, please. 253 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,131 Hey! 254 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,133 Oh, this is great. "Tecto" on three. 255 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,260 -One, two, three. -Tecto! 256 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,012 -Yeah. -Nice! 257 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,806 Here you are. Thanks. 258 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,642 And maybe one with a big smile. 259 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,268 Yeah! Let's see those teeth. 260 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,145 Okay, everyone, listen up! 261 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,271 I don't have anything to say 262 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,024 but I am still very much enjoying using the god mic. 263 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,151 More to come. Will keep you posted. 264 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,653 Dan, now that I'm first AD, 265 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,655 I think I'm gonna go and shout at the lighting guys 266 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,989 ‘cause they're fucking lazy cunts, 267 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,074 if that's cool? 268 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,492 Just make sure I've got their respect. 269 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,577 Eric's blocking doesn't really work. 270 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,080 Oh my God, you look so much like a director. 271 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,206 You want a photo? 272 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,416 No, Dag. 273 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,001 -Don't look. Don't look. -Okay, make it quick. 274 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,085 Yeah, yeah. 275 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,923 -Dan? -Yeah. 276 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,926 Question from our demolition team on the bridge. 277 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,762 Tick-tock on the bomb clock. Countdown to the countdown. 278 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,264 Why is he talking in riddles? 279 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,807 Is he-- Is he from a nursery rhyme or...? 280 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,559 -I got this, Dan. First AD shit. -Okay. 281 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,728 But the rigging, you definitely want to blow the bridge? 282 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,772 On my cue, yeah? Me. Don't look at him. 283 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,482 We're blowing the bridge. 284 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,776 -Okay, but you're not-- -You're talking over me, Artak. 285 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,112 Let's not be a man who does that, yeah? 286 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031 Okay, lighting, 287 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,199 you slack-jawed bunch of lazy fucks. 288 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,909 Hey, Dan, is Eric gonna come down 289 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,453 -for this one? -He's-- he's watching 290 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,204 from his trailer, mate, so... 291 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,998 Dan, what's going on here, man? 292 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,292 Because Eric hasn't been around much lately. 293 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,086 Is he withholding? Is he playing mind games? 294 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,631 Absentee dad, he thinks I'm gonna dance for him for his approval? 295 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,134 'Cause honestly, I probably will. Yeah. 296 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,095 See, my dad, the last time I heard from him 297 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,472 was when he, you know, 298 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,474 left a two-star review on Letterboxd. 299 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,644 He said I was unconvincing as a son and as Buddy Holly. 300 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,897 -Man, that's brutal. -Yeah. 301 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,523 I mean, you could tell Eric, you know, 302 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,275 he was right about Flight Mode. 303 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,235 I broke it up and smashed all my guitars. 304 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,528 Oh, mate, you didn't have to do that. 305 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,280 -He's watching. He's always watching. -It doesn't matter. 306 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,449 Actually, he-- he's just-- I've-- 307 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,658 -Yeah. -Is that him? 308 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,743 -Yeah. -Is that him? 309 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,578 -Is it him? -He said he thinks you're amazing. Yeah. 310 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,704 And... 311 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498 he loves you. 312 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,583 -Real-- Yeah? -Yeah. 313 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,876 He said do it, but with energy. 314 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,127 With, like, you know, Adam energy. 315 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212 -Yeah. -Yeah. 316 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,756 Yeah, biggest Adam energy. Yeah! 317 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,342 Just-- Oh, but also don't forget that Eye's the guy 318 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,010 who wants to destroy the planet, yeah? 319 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,178 -Do-- crush it. -Yeah. 320 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,304 -Got it. -All right. 321 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,014 Oh my God, now you're directing the actors. 322 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,099 Yeah, it's not black magic. 323 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,975 Faster, slower, happy, less happy. 324 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,395 The rest of it's just bullshitting the fuckheads. 325 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,479 "Bullshitting the fuckheads." 326 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,730 Okay, David Fincher. 327 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,525 Oh, Peter, Eric wants to adjust the blocking. 328 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,693 Oh, am I doing it wrong? 329 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,695 Maybe we should ask that massive child. 330 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,406 Didn't you hear? He's the real hero of the day. 331 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,324 Can I just show you what I-- well, what Eric wants? 332 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,409 Yep. 333 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,662 Oi, fuck boy. You're on the wrong mark. 334 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,039 Lovely. Thank you, Steph. 335 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,375 Oh, it's a pleasure. Barnacle dick! 336 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,627 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 337 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,379 Just gotta tweak the blocking, but... 338 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,505 Look at you. 339 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,215 Directing a 150-million-dollar movie, 340 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,466 not breaking a sweat. 341 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,094 Hey. Whoa. 342 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,097 Look at that. Did it again. I killed the mood. 343 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,349 You know, it's kind of my superpower. 344 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,184 I can walk into any creative situation, 345 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,811 kill the mood like that. 346 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,479 The Mood Hoover. 347 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,064 Yeah, I'm deadening. 348 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,525 I have a naturally deadening energy, I always have. 349 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,818 Ever since kindergarten. 350 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,987 Where's Eric? I need some time alone with him. 351 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,448 Eric, he... is locked away in his trailer. 352 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,159 He's recutting the movie while directing it. 353 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,119 He's over absolutely everything. 354 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,371 Hey, why don't I set you up in the producer's tent, 355 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,499 a little plate of smoky sausage, hang out with the demo guy? 356 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,210 Yeah, he's me at 70 percent scale. 357 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,962 It's like playing with my own action figure. 358 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,757 Do you-- Talk me through your director's shot. 359 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,011 Well, it's a tracking shot behind Adam... 360 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,972 which then goes wide. 361 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,683 You see the bridge full-frame, and boom. 362 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,352 We blow it up. I mean, Eric blows it up. 363 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,520 That's good. You give good Eric. 364 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,855 I like the way you say in words 365 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,274 instead of, you know, all of this fucking shit. Right? 366 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,276 All right, you know what? I have to call Shane. 367 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,321 Maybe I tell him we fire Eric. You shoot it instead, huh? 368 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,326 All right. 369 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,869 All right, you know what? Forget about Eric. 370 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,747 I have to head to the airport. You two break a bridge, huh? 371 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,415 Artak, me, you, WrestleMania? 372 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,459 I'm serious! 373 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:01,920 What was that? 374 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,422 Maybe Pat was flirting with you. 375 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,425 Dan, big problem. 376 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,095 I found something and I wish I hadn't. 377 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,139 Whiskered bat, protected species. 378 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,226 Okay. Have you told anybody? 379 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,477 'Cause then the sustainability woman 380 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,354 will shut us down and you won't get to direct the movie? 381 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,106 That's irrelevant, Dag. Yeah? 382 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,774 This is about doing the right thing. 383 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,192 It's twitching. 384 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,944 Okay, how about I just pick it up. 385 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,196 And then we'll see if it's ready to fly, yeah? 386 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,614 Okay, come on then, buddy. 387 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,411 That's a shame. 388 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329 It-- It just wasn't meant to be. 389 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,872 Holy shit, now we're drowning things. 390 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,125 Okay, Dag, she would have shut us down. 391 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,710 Yeah? It would have killed the movie. 392 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,503 Maybe all movies, actually. 393 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,257 And as first AD, can I just ask, does this feel right? 394 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,593 'Cause whatever happened to, "Ours is not to reason why"? 395 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,928 Okay, yes. 396 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,724 I get it. Okay? I do. I wanna direct. 397 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,394 I've got everything riding on this, Dag. 398 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,813 Dan, the bat's caught on a branch. 399 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,816 It's visible from the shoreline. It seems like it's crying. 400 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,111 I guess this is what it sounds like when bats cry. 401 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,530 Okay, let's just-- just throw rocks at it. Obviously. 402 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,615 Big ones. Big ones. 403 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,410 Yeah, Jaz, throw big rocks at the drowning bat. 404 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,454 Okay, Dag, can you help, please? 405 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,165 I know it doesn't feel like we're fighting the good fight, 406 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,249 but we are. 407 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,500 Forward cinema. 408 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,963 Yeah, this is fine. This is good. 409 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,924 Keep going. 410 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,054 We've gone full metal batshit. 411 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307 Nicked a wing. 412 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,729 Hey, Dan, can I get two minutes now, please? 413 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,439 Now, please. Let's go. 414 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,151 So, I've been-- I've been thinking. 415 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,403 I-- I don't know. May-- Maybe Pat's into you, 416 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,113 and maybe this just works? 417 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,741 Like, what if we put Eric in a box for the rest of the shooting, 418 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,326 and make this movie together? 419 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,744 You know, call the shots. 420 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,412 Yeah, Anita, sorry-- 421 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,456 Maybe we're a power couple, Dan. 422 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,083 I don't know. 423 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,377 Maybe I'm not thinking 100 percent clearly, 424 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,797 but I don't know, maybe we just say... 425 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,715 fuck it. 426 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,093 I should go see a medic though. 427 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,470 Oh, this one? 428 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,640 You hurt your little hand, big time director? 429 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,893 -Okay. -Is that better? 430 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,188 -Is that better? -Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 431 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,314 Is that better? 432 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,025 Okay. No, 'cause... 433 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,653 No, no, no. I'm just kidding. 434 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,656 Unless maybe I'm not. 435 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,663 I just picked up a dead bat with the hand that you just put in your mouth. 436 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,331 What? 437 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,668 You... you put... 438 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,171 fucking rabies in my mouth? 439 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,882 No, let's not jump to conclusions. 440 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,342 What the fuck, Dan? 441 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,804 Yeah, I-- I had my sleeve over-- over my hand. 442 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,305 The bat looked pretty clean. 443 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,975 I need a fucking rabies shot, Dan, 444 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,768 and a fucking tongue scraper! 445 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,228 I'm sorry. 446 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,855 Wh-- I'll-- I'll call the medic, yeah? 447 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,523 We'll get inoculated, and then-- and then we can 448 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,983 just pick up where we left off. Yeah? 449 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,194 Oh, fuck you! Get out, Dan! Get out, get out, get out! 450 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,362 Jaz. 451 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,824 Eric's leaving his trailer. A walk, a long think and a walk. 452 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,617 No, he can't do that, because he'll see the set. 453 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,869 -Okay. -Go, he'll see the set. 454 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:21,953 We can't... 455 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,790 -Get me some sanitizer! -Call the medic! 456 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,627 Hello? 457 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,380 How's that new ending? 458 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,717 Can I just say, the vibes in here are palpable. 459 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,554 Yeah, palpable, palpable vibes. 460 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,306 We're going for a walk. 461 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,975 Dave needs some vitamin D. 462 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,770 There's only so many yogurt shots I can give him, apparently. 463 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,229 Oh, hang on, though. 464 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,481 What's that? 465 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,026 Classic Armenian downpour. 466 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,695 Coats off. 467 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,657 I'm going to redefine the genre, even if it kills us, right, Dave? 468 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,243 Yeah, sounds amazing. Good luck. 469 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,874 Oh, man, I wouldn't go out in that. 470 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,460 No way! Not if my life or career depended on it. 471 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,628 Hoods up. 472 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,798 Right, forecast is apocalyptic rain 473 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,132 for the next two hours. 474 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,551 And we line up for the bridge explosion. 475 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,262 Lighting are a bit pissed off with me, but sure. 476 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,848 Nice. Could we get the big boy to smile? 477 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,851 Nice, that was nearly better. 478 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,853 The boy is tired. He can sit? 479 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,605 Cast chairs? 480 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,400 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. 481 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,028 You know he's the reason our coffees were cold this afternoon? 482 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,573 Oh my God! 483 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,242 He's sitting in my fucking chair. 484 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,326 Oh my God, he is! 485 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,203 It's probably just, like, the tired thing. 486 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,830 You know, his "condition" or something. 487 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,206 We're all tired, Adam. 488 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,833 We're in the makeup chair at 7:00. 489 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,460 Oh, that's it, mother. 490 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,212 In she goes. 491 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,464 Un-fucking-believable. 492 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,300 The death of the movie star, Adam. I'm serious. 493 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,928 The moment that lady's cheeks made contact 494 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,431 with the canvas, a way of life ended. 495 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,559 Hold on to your hats. It's the Wild Fucking West now. 496 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,978 Hey, Dan! Eric watching? 497 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,313 Yeah, mate, he's-- he's loving the Adam energy. 498 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,400 Okay, can you just show me A and B positions, please? 499 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,486 -For Eric, so he can see them. -Dan, they found two more bats. 500 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,447 Sustainability woman is inspecting them now. 501 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,865 It could shut us down. 502 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,616 -Dan. -Stop! 503 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,535 Oh, shit, she's coming over. 504 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,829 Okay, calmly but very quickly line up to shoot. 505 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,457 Tell the demo guy on Dag's cue, blow the bridge. 506 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,167 One shot at this. 507 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,544 This stunt already cost me a rabies shot, Dan. 508 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,587 Make it worth it. 509 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:40,592 Bats! Stop! Stop! 510 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,345 Okay, ready to trigger, Dag? 511 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,637 Dan, I have this. 512 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,889 Say, "Bye-bye, bridge." 513 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,807 And... action! 514 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,772 Eye! 515 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,108 -Please don't do this! -Lava men! Attack! 516 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,029 God, you're hot! 517 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,365 Eye! 518 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:08,745 Please! Wait! Wait! Can we talk about this? 519 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,165 -Cue it on five... -Four. 520 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,334 -Three, two... -Eye for an eye, 521 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,753 -and now you die! -...one! 522 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,927 Oh fuck. 523 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,306 No. No, wrong one. 524 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,600 -Oh, no. -No. 525 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:31,976 Dan? 526 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,770 This one. Camera team, this one. 527 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,271 -That one! -Film this one! 528 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,023 This one! 529 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,442 Turn the fucking camera around! 530 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,822 What have you done? What have I done? 531 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,408 What have you made me done? 532 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,492 Oh, shit. 533 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,620 They blew up the wrong bridge. 534 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,041 Let's reset the bridge and go again. 535 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:55,959 How? 536 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,794 Oh, fuck. No, the-- 537 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,547 the sustainability woman, she was on the bridge. 538 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,673 Holy shit. 539 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,925 We've blown up a sustainability woman. 540 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,432 We killed a woman. 541 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,642 Oh no. No, she's there. 542 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,771 -Hi! -Hi! 543 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,981 You're alive! 544 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,649 But she doesn't look very happy. 545 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,488 Bats. 546 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,033 Loads of bats. They're thriving. 547 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,201 I think maybe they're disorientated 548 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,995 -by the explosions. -Dan, should we...? 549 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,580 -Shit. Run. Run. -We-- 550 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:40,462 This is Dag. We're being attacked by bats. 551 00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,256 God, I think I just destroyed a heritage site. 552 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:49,346 No one can know we did this. Not Pat, not Shane. 553 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,848 If Marty Scorsese gets fucking wind of this... 554 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,017 Okay, look, as far as I can tell, there was some confusion. 555 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,727 Oh, yeah, you think? 556 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,604 The explosives guy saw our cameras were pointing 557 00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,523 at the wrong bridge and he tried to tell Dag, but... 558 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,692 Okay, we're gonna pay everyone off. 559 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,862 We're gonna erase the DIT drives and get the fuck out of here. 560 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,906 So long. Thanks for all the tax credits. 561 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:09,866 It was from the time of Charlemagne. The bridge. 562 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,327 Okay, Dag, look, Anita's right. Yeah? 563 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,830 We're going to protect our reputations at all costs. 564 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,874 It says it's on their money. 565 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,798 Jesus. 566 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,093 Sorry. So sorry about the bridge. 567 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,594 It's actually on the back of the yellow ones 568 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:32,222 if you ever wanted to see it again or show your children. 569 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,266 You're welcome. 570 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,810 Thanks, Tamaz. 571 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,313 Back-up drives from the DIT truck. 572 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,941 Erase them. Burn them. Chuck them in the river. 573 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,026 -Okay. -And make sure they sink. 574 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,611 -Eric! -God, what a storm! 575 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,530 -The thunderclaps. -Hammered it down, didn't it? 576 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,989 I mean, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. 577 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,951 I had a sleep and an idea. Maybe fuck Scorsese. 578 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,786 Maybe my old ending was great, 579 00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,621 and we just blow the fucking bridge? 580 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,001 Yeah, we've run out of time. But how about this? 581 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:06,006 We blow up the bridge in VFX. Dave, got a job for you! 582 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,092 -You are fucking joking. -No, I'm not. 583 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,261 -Daniel? -Yeah. 584 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,638 The man-boy filmed the bridge explosion with his phone. 585 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,868 If you could blow up anything, 586 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,119 what would it be? 587 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,747 United Nations building in New York. 588 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,417 What's it like working in VFX? 589 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,421 It's hell. Cruel and unforgiving grind. 590 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,465 I cried on my drive home last night, 591 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,967 and this morning, I cried on my drive back in. 592 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,511 Are you very safety conscious? 593 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,972 Yes, safety's the name of the game. 594 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:59,601 Safety and extreme volatility are the names of the game. 595 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,644 What do you like about your job? 596 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,063 I have a stress hump, 597 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,066 and there are holes in my beard where the hair won't grow. 598 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,860 Sorry, what was the question? 599 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:11,446 How did you get into the industry? 600 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:15,742 Well, my father is a very famous explosion expert. 601 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:20,205 He blew many things, including his marriage, 602 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:23,875 and eventually a caravan that he was sleeping in. 603 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,335 I'm so sorry to hear that. 604 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,670 It went really big. 605 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,589 The fire went for three days. 606 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,592 It was really, really, really bad. 607 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:33,760 What drives you? 608 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,346 On several occasions, an ambulance. 609 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:40,350 Like, when I fell asleep on my radiator. 610 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:45,146 I woke up with griddle marks across my face. Like bacon. 611 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:48,858 All the other VFX supervisors called me Bacon Face. 612 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,444 They covered my desk with bacon. 613 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,948 It was bullying.