1 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:08,591 -(BIRDS TWITTERING) -(MUNCHING) 2 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,510 -ERIC: And... action! -(BLEATS) 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,763 Now make him step through the portal, please. 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,890 -(TAMAZ SPEAKING ARMENIAN) -ERIC: Come on. 5 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,852 -♪ (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -ERIC: Through the portal. 6 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,020 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -ERIC: Cut, cut. 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,355 Cut the dumb fucking goat heart out with a knife! 8 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,732 DANIEL: Okay, that's a cut, guys. 9 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:27,110 It's nothing personal, Tamaz. Um, she'll be great. 10 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,362 -(GOAT BLEATING) -Uh, the goat is bullshit. 11 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,364 And I say that as someone who's worked with sheep. 12 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,284 Location brain. He just needs a rest. 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,453 DAG: He's had that hat on for three days. 14 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,830 I heard a rumor that the toggle got stuck on Wednesday 15 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,165 and now he's sleeping in it. 16 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:42,667 All right, Eric, it's just a quick establisher, mate. Yeah? 17 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,461 It was supposed to be a funny bit. 18 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,464 The goat from before has wandered through the portal. 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,965 It was unexpected, it was funny. 20 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,592 Fuck! 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,678 I think she's just a very somber screen presence. 22 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,764 I mean, not to put all our problems on the goat, but-- 23 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,183 Can you find me a goat that does comedy please, Daniel? 24 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,727 I mean, I'm joking but I'm serious. 25 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,270 Dag, can you call the agency? 26 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,688 I need the Armenian Richard Pryor, 27 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,315 -but a goat. Yeah? -(HICCUPS) 28 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,152 -No, not again. -It's okay, Eric. 29 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,321 It's probably just a one-off. It doesn't mean they're back. 30 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,822 (HICCUPS) 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,657 ♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 32 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,702 (MUTTERING) Scheisse! Scheisse. 33 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:19,996 (GRUMBLES) 34 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,707 Motherfucking, cocksucking hiccups! (HICCUPS) 35 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,669 God. Imagine if we all just lost our minds out here. 36 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,170 ERIC: (SCREAMS) Fuck! 37 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,048 Oh, it's happening. 38 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,807 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 39 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,058 BRYSON: What a bridge. 40 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,518 DAG: According to the local fixer, 41 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,521 who wouldn't shut the fuck up, it is historically significant. 42 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,189 We blow up the bestest stuff. 43 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:49,234 Eric wants a practical explosion in his movie, 44 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,860 and the Armenian people respect that. 45 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:53,571 Survived many centuries, 46 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,949 but it shall not survive our franchise. 47 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,118 Isn't that right, Mr. Explosives Man? 48 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,203 (IN ARMENIAN ACCENT) Trigger plus bang equals boom. 49 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,414 Safety plus safety equals safety, 50 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,541 and everyone keeps their fingers. 51 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,543 (LAUGHS) Right? 52 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,669 -DAG: What did he say? -No fucking clue. 53 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,880 They have so much of this crap, they don't give a shit. 54 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,008 By the way, we're hosting a local sick boy. 55 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,217 He gets his dream day 56 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,846 and we get a delicious bowl of Armenian tax credits. Yum. 57 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,390 So, what's, uh... what's up with Eric? 58 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,058 I hear he's got a hat stuck on his head? 59 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,060 Broken down by the jackboot of the studio 60 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,437 stomping on his dream, I guess. 61 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,064 He's currently at the hotel. He's having a hot bath. 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,109 Getting into the zone to blow up that bridge. 63 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,446 -Are you swallowing gum, Pat? -Yeah, I do this sometimes. 64 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,574 What happens when it comes out? You just lay a big white egg? 65 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,159 It never comes out. That's the best part. 66 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,036 Hey, you see this shit on Deadline now? 67 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,913 -Uh-uh. -Fucking Scorsese's at it again. 68 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,916 (IN WHINY VOICE) "Oh, cinema's dead. Franchise movies killed it." 69 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,377 (WHINES, SCOFFS) 70 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,713 (IN NORMAL VOICE) We ran the data and we think he might be right. 71 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,715 What? Wait, new data? 72 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,508 Yeah, our tracking's in the toilet. 73 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,510 More multiplex closures incoming. 74 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,970 I had Shane on the phone freaking out, 75 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,805 asking me if he killed cinema. 76 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,807 Huh? Obviously, I had to say no, but... 77 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,017 Oh, God. 78 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,103 Rome is getting toasty, Anita. Action may have to be taken. 79 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,772 -ARTAK: Pat? -Yeah. 80 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,607 You want to see a bone I found? 81 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,734 PAT: You found a bone? Fuck yeah, I do! 82 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,612 Oh, shit! We're in the bone zone, yo. 83 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,155 LANA: Okay, everyone, listen up. 84 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,282 This'll only take a couple of minutes. 85 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,118 Okay, there's one protected species in the area. 86 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,121 The Armenian whiskered bat. Brown fur. 87 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,831 -Please do not approach it... -Mm-hm. Hmm. 88 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,625 LANA: ...but come and speak to me immediately. 89 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,168 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 90 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:33,004 Speaking of protected species, you know Rufus? 91 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:37,008 Mama fucked a mollusk. And we did not use condoms. 92 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,469 Oh my God, Steph. 93 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,346 I know, it's awful. It's awful. (LAUGHS) 94 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,555 I don't know why I'm laughing. 95 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,307 He's married. So am I. It's terrible. 96 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,975 I'm rooting for you guys. I am. 97 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,811 The acceptable face of infidelity. 98 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,562 Why didn't we use condoms? We had some. 99 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,314 They were right there. Big thick ones. 100 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,482 What if I'm pregnant? 101 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,484 -I really hope you are. -(LAUGHS) 102 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,819 Come on, Dag. Come on now, Dag. 103 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,654 Okay, that's quite enough, young missy. 104 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,948 It's just-- It's a harmless location-ship. 105 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:00,990 DAG: Mmm. 106 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,660 Cut to, me breastfeeding baby Rufus. 107 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,787 (LAUGHS) 108 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,497 Oh my God. I don't know why I'm laughing. 109 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,624 This could destroy lives. 110 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,168 All right, thank you, Lana. Let's get to work. 111 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,837 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 112 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,463 STEPH: Morning, big man. 113 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,382 RUFUS: Morning, Stephanie. 114 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:23,179 Uh, may I direct you to our director? 115 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,348 DANIEL: Great, the cat in the hat is back. 116 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,684 I got excited 'cause I thought it was a different hat, 117 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,269 but it's actually the same one. 118 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,025 Whew! God, so hot in here. 119 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,569 Let's all take our hats off. Yeah, guys? 120 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,862 (ERIC HICCUPS) 121 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,238 You feel better after your hot bath? 122 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,489 ERIC: Better. 123 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,451 And while I was in the tub, I read an article on Deadline. 124 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:48,038 Marty thinks we killed cinema. 125 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,082 And that made me rethink everything. 126 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,625 Oh, goodie. 127 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,918 ERIC: I cannot be responsible 128 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,296 for the death of the thing that I love the most. 129 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,215 And so, a new subversive ending. 130 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,718 I had Dave from VFX staying up all night 131 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,053 to do the pre-vis. 132 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,179 My friend. 133 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,056 Dave. Long time no see. How are ya? 134 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,725 Working 27-hour days for 17 weeks-- 135 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we see the pre-vis, please? 136 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,152 Uh... 137 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,447 Oh, sorry. That's a... 138 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,825 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -...personal project. Um... 139 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,162 ERIC: The new ending. 140 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,413 Same as before. 141 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,873 But then... 142 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,670 What-- What are they doing? 143 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,588 ERIC: They're taking off their superhero suits 144 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,257 and talking in their shirts, like men. 145 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,885 A frank exchange of views. 146 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,596 They're resolving their differences and then... 147 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,599 -(TECTO AND EYE LAUGHING) -ERIC: ...they laugh. 148 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,268 But offbeat, because everything is mad. 149 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,229 The end. 150 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,231 I'm just doing what I'm told. 151 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,899 DANIEL: (INHALES) Yeah. 152 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,151 (WHISPERING) Let's just have a little seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 153 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,906 (CLEARS THROAT) 154 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:10,328 As your good friend, and... and close collaborator... 155 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,791 can I just ask firstly, is your hat stuck on your head? 156 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,085 Absolutely not. One million percent no. 157 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,255 Categorically and undeniably, no. No. 158 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,090 And I will not blow up the bridge. 159 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,550 Eric. 160 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,136 We have to blow up the bridge. 161 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,470 We-- We just bought the permits, 162 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,389 and we've flown 300 people to Armenia. 163 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,890 (CLICKS TONGUE, SHUSHES) 164 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:33,935 Daniel. 165 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,396 We love movies, don't we? 166 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,481 And we must save them. 167 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,900 And this is how. 168 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,153 Are you in this with me? 169 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,947 Are we gonna turn this whole thing inside out, 170 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,200 save pop culture, Jesus of Düsseldorf? Yeah? 171 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:57,334 Oh, there it is. There's that smile that I love. 172 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,794 Yeah. (INHALES) All right, just... 173 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,379 -gimmie two secs. -ERIC: Mm-hmm. 174 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,134 Yep, he's, uh, gone cuckoo. 175 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,512 Can confirm hat firmly stuck on head. 176 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,014 -Out. -(DOOR UNLATCHES) 177 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,849 -Eric, see you in a minute. -ERIC: Yep. 178 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,018 -(ERIC HICCUPS) -DANIEL: Go. Go. Go, go, go. 179 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,102 (DOOR CLOSES) 180 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,313 (HICCUPS) 181 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,982 Right. Eric's gone stress mad. 182 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,944 Like, full location-weirdness with a side order of hiccups, 183 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,364 and then like a... like a perma-hat. 184 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,865 He's refusing to blow the bridge. 185 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,575 Ugh, no. 186 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,078 Eric cannot fuck around today. 187 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,746 Scorsese gave Shane a panic attack 188 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,456 and now Pat's losing his mind. 189 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,582 Demolition guy looks a bit like Pat. 190 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,044 Sorta Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo. 191 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,879 Daniel, you have to get Eric back on set 192 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,005 and shooting right now. 193 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,674 Yeah, okay. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 194 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,719 ♪ (INTENSE PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 195 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,596 DAG: It's like Pat got shrunk in the wash. 196 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,931 Travel-sized Pat. 197 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,642 Jaz. Jaz. 198 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,728 Roll on the empty set for 30 seconds 199 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,022 and then feed it into Eric's trailer on a loop. 200 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,149 And then get the cast wired. 201 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,818 We're gonna line up to blow the bridge. 202 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,236 Without Eric. 203 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,071 Operation Truman Show. 204 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,948 DAG: Makes total sense. If you've gone mad. 205 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:13,159 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 206 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,001 Dave, you continue working on the animation. 207 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,294 I'm going to sketch these peanuts. 208 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:26,339 Great. Huge help. I appreciate that. 209 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,768 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 210 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,770 DAG: Right. So we're fucking him? 211 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,231 No, Dag, we're protecting him, yeah? 212 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,109 Eric takes a vision nap and we do the humdrum. 213 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,694 We're the details. 214 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,946 The nitty gritty itty bitty titty committee. 215 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,949 -(CHUCKLES) Exactly. -Right. But you get to do it? 216 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,410 You, Daniel, personally take over the movie? 217 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,621 No! No, no, no. Obviously, practically, yes, 218 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,789 but this-- 219 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,293 We're protecting Eric and saving him from Pat. 220 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,171 Hey, no, look. I'm all for it, but while we're all getting 221 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,089 our grubby little hands down each other's pants-- 222 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,632 Which isn't what-- That's not happening. 223 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,259 If you're acting director, 224 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,762 I guess that makes me acting first AD. 225 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,140 -Oh! Evil. Nice. -DAG: Thank you. 226 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,683 Well played. 227 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,310 Don't let the power go to your head. 228 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,770 (CHUCKLES) 229 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,106 (OVER MICROPHONE) Earthlings, this is God speaking. 230 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,900 (CHUCKLES) Only joking. It's Dag. 231 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,819 No, but things are gonna be changing around here, okay, guys? 232 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,196 (IN ARMENIAN) 233 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,039 (IN ENGLISH) Holy mackerel, that's a big child. 234 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,499 Is that part of his condition? 235 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,043 -TRANSLATOR: He has long COVID. -BRYSON: He has long everything. 236 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,545 Welcome, sir. 237 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,757 Would you like some Maximum Studios coloring sheets? 238 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,510 (IN ARMENIAN) 239 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,180 (IN ENGLISH) Yeah. Uh.... 240 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,765 I do have some pajamas, 241 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,767 but I-- I don't think they're gonna fit him. 242 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:05,105 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 243 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,316 (SQUEALS, GIGGLES) 244 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:12,320 Needy woman alert. I'm just coming in for a hug. 245 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,198 Hmm. 246 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,535 Yeah, only joking. I am so fucking over it. 247 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,578 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Right, yeah. 248 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,330 Yeah. Obviously, I am in love with you. 249 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,165 But, yeah, it's just stress love. 250 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,875 I'm just in stress love with you, yeah. 251 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,503 (INHALES DEEPLY) I love you. (CHUCKLES) 252 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,923 Right. 253 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,592 I just thought, Steph, we were on the... 254 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,012 on the same page. Hmm? 255 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:45,478 Ah, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. No, cool. Yeah, no sweat mate. 256 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,440 -(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) -(CHUCKLES) 257 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,401 Yeah. You-- You're a fucking dead man, 258 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,737 'cause I've got a pair of lobster crackers 259 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,822 and they are coming for your nuts. 260 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,370 Bloody hell. 261 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,083 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -BRYSON: Oh, guys. Guys. 262 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,085 This is our local Dream-A-Dream man. 263 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,587 -Nice! -BRYSON: For context, 264 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,964 the man has a non-terminal autoimmune disease, 265 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,091 and his size is nothing to worry about. 266 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,677 Great. Hey, big fella, how are you? 267 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:18,845 Chenquieh. 268 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,138 Right? 269 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,765 -Should we, uh, sign his shirt? -BRYSON: Yeah. 270 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,933 Yeah, sign it in Sharpie or something. 271 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,227 Lucky boy. Two for the price of one. 272 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,520 (ADAM LAUGHS) 273 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,231 Tell him he's a lucky boy. Tell him. 274 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,319 (IN ARMENIAN) 275 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:41,493 Mm. Slogo, DanTDM, MrBeast. 276 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,286 -(IN ENGLISH) What's he saying? Is he thrilled? -Here. 277 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,496 Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) 278 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,873 Peter, also, if you could please present the man 279 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,668 with this award for being the real hero of the day. 280 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,544 And a photo, please. 281 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,131 Whoop. Hey! 282 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,133 Oh, this is great. "Tecto" on three. 283 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,302 -One, two, three. -Tecto! 284 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,054 -BRYSON: (CHUCKLING) Yeah. -Nice! 285 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,847 Here you are. Thanks. 286 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,642 And maybe one with a big smile. 287 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,310 Yeah! Let's see those teeth. 288 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,145 DAG: (OVER MICROPHONE) Okay, everyone, listen up! 289 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,313 I don't have anything to say 290 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,024 but I am still very much enjoying using the god mic. 291 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,151 More to come. Will keep you posted. 292 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,653 Dan, now that I'm first AD, 293 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,655 I think I'm gonna go and shout at the lighting guys 294 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,989 ‘cause they're fucking lazy cunts, 295 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,074 if that's cool? 296 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,492 Just make sure I've got their respect. 297 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,619 Eric's blocking doesn't really work. 298 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,080 Oh my God, you look so much like a director. 299 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,331 You want a photo? 300 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,457 No, Dag. 301 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,001 -DAG: Don't look. Don't look. -Okay, make it quick. 302 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,043 Yeah, yeah. 303 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,379 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 304 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,965 -Dan? -Yeah. 305 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,717 Uh, question from our demolition team 306 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,926 on the bridge. 307 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,054 Tick-tock on the bomb clock. Countdown to the countdown. 308 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,305 Why is he talking in riddles? 309 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,849 Is he-- Is he from a nursery rhyme or...? 310 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,559 -I got this, Dan. First AD shit. -Okay. 311 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,728 But the rigging, you definitely want to blow the bridge? 312 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,023 On my cue, yeah? Me. Don't look at him. 313 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,524 We're blowing the bridge. 314 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,776 -ARTAK: Okay, but you're not-- -You're talking over me, Artak. 315 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,362 Let's not be a man who does that, yeah? 316 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,031 (OVER MICROPHONE) Okay, lighting, 317 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,199 you slack-jawed bunch of lazy fucks. 318 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,909 Hey, Dan, is Eric gonna come down 319 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,494 -for this one? -Uh, he's-- he's watching 320 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,204 from his trailer, mate, so... 321 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,040 ADAM: Dan, what's going on here, man? 322 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,375 Because Eric hasn't been around much lately. 323 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,128 Is he withholding? Is he playing mind games? 324 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,589 Absentee dad, he thinks I'm gonna dance for him 325 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,341 for his approval? 326 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,384 'Cause honestly, I probably will. Yeah. 327 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,095 See, my dad, the last time I heard from him 328 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,513 was when he, you know, 329 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,224 left a two-star review on Letterboxd. 330 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,853 He said I was unconvincing as a son and as Buddy Holly. 331 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,897 -Man, that's brutal. -ADAM: Yeah. 332 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,565 I mean, you could tell Eric, you know, 333 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,233 he was right about Flight Mode. 334 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,235 I broke it up and smashed all my guitars. 335 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,570 Oh, mate, you didn't have to do that. 336 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,238 -He's watching. He's always watching. -ADAM: It doesn't matter. 337 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,491 Actually, he-- he's just-- I've-- 338 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,700 -Yeah. -Is that him? 339 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,035 -Yeah. -ADAM: Is that him? 340 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,204 -Is it him? -H-- He said he thinks you're amazing. Yeah. And... 341 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,915 he loves you. 342 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,583 -Real-- Yeah? -DANIEL: Yeah. 343 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,918 He said do it, but with energy. 344 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,169 With, like, you know, Adam energy. 345 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,253 -ADAM: Yeah. -Yeah. 346 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,756 Yeah, biggest Adam energy. Yeah! 347 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,384 Just-- Oh, but also, um, don't forget that Eye's the guy 348 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,010 who wants to destroy the planet, yeah? 349 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,178 -Do-- g-- crush it. -Yeah. 350 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,304 -Got it. -All right. 351 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,014 Oh my God, now you're directing the actors. 352 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,099 Yeah, it's not black magic. 353 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,393 Faster, slower, happy, less happy. 354 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,436 The rest of it's just bullshitting the fuckheads. 355 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,479 "Bullshitting the fuckheads." 356 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,772 Okay, David Fincher. 357 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,566 Oh, Peter, Eric wants to adjust the blocking. 358 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,734 Oh, am I doing it wrong? 359 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,736 Maybe we should ask that massive child. 360 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,988 Didn't you hear? He's the real hero of the day. 361 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,324 (CHUCKLES) Can I just show you what I-- well, what Eric wants? 362 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,118 Yep. 363 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,662 Oi, fuck boy. You're on the wrong mark. 364 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,039 Lovely. Thank you, Steph. 365 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,250 Oh, it's a pleasure. Barnacle dick! 366 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,669 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 367 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,462 Just, uh, gotta tweak the blocking, but... 368 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,505 Ah, look at you. 369 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,215 Directing a 150-million-dollar movie, 370 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,508 not breaking a sweat. 371 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,594 Hey. H-- Whoa. 372 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,431 Look at that. Did it again. I killed the mood. 373 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,349 You know, it's kind of my superpower. 374 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,184 I can walk into any creative situation, 375 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,311 kill the mood like that. (CHUCKLES) 376 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,646 The Mood Hoover. 377 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,064 Yeah, I'm deadening. 378 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,525 I have a naturally deadening energy, I always have. 379 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,152 Ever since kindergarten. 380 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,987 Where's Eric? I need some time alone with him. 381 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,489 Eric, uh, he, uh, is locked away in his trailer. 382 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,159 He's, uh, recutting the movie while directing it. 383 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,161 He's over absolutely everything. 384 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,371 Hey, why don't I set you up in the producer's tent, 385 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,499 a little plate of smoky sausage, hang out with the demo guy? 386 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,252 Yeah, he's me at 70 percent scale. 387 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,004 It's like playing with my own action figure. 388 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,757 Do you, uh-- Talk me through your director's shot. 389 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,342 (INHALES) Uh, well, 390 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,844 uh, it's a tracking shot behind Adam. 391 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,097 -PAT: Mm-hmm. -Uh, which then goes wide. 392 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,683 You see the bridge full-frame, and boom. 393 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,352 We blow it up. I mean, Eric blows it up. 394 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,520 Hm, that's good. You give good Eric. 395 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,855 I like the way you say in words 396 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,149 instead of, you know, all of this fucking shit. Right? 397 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,193 All right, you know what? I have to call Shane. 398 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,321 Maybe I tell him we fire Eric. You shoot it instead, huh? 399 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,326 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) All right. 400 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,869 All right, you know what? Forget about Eric. 401 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,413 I have to head to the airport. You two break a bridge, huh? 402 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,415 Artak, me, you, WrestleMania? 403 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,501 I'm serious! 404 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,545 What was that? 405 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,881 Maybe Pat was flirting with you. 406 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,051 -(CHUCKLES) -JAZ: Dan, big problem. 407 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,553 I found something and I wish I hadn't. 408 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,139 Whiskered bat, protected species. 409 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,226 Okay. Have you told anybody? 410 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,686 'Cause then the sustainability woman 411 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,396 will shut us down and you won't get to direct the movie? 412 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,106 That's irrelevant, Dag. Yeah? 413 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,774 This is about doing the right thing. 414 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,192 DAG: It's twitching. 415 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,902 Okay, how about I just pick it up. 416 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,196 And then we'll see if it's ready to fly, yeah? 417 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,614 Okay, come on then, buddy. 418 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,411 Ah, that's a shame. 419 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,287 It-- It just wasn't meant to be. 420 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,914 Holy shit, now we're drowning things. 421 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,083 DANIEL: Okay, Dag, she would have shut us down. 422 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,751 Yeah? It would have killed the movie. 423 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,962 Maybe all movies, actually. 424 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,257 And as first AD, can I just ask, does this feel right? 425 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,593 'Cause whatever happened to, "Ours is not to reason why"? 426 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,970 ‘Kay, yes. 427 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,724 I get it. Okay? I do. I wanna direct. 428 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,436 I've got everything riding on this, Dag. 429 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,771 -Dan, the bat's caught on a branch. -(BAT SCREECHING) 430 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,441 It's visible from the shoreline. It seems like it's crying. 431 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,608 (BAT SQUEALS) 432 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,111 I guess this is what it sounds like when bats cry. 433 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,904 Okay, let's just-- just throw rocks at it. 434 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,196 -Obviously. -(BAT SCREECHING) 435 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,365 Big ones. Big ones. 436 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,577 Yeah, Jaz, throw big rocks at the drowning bat. 437 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,454 DANIEL: Okay, Dag, can you help, please? 438 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,165 I know it doesn't feel like we're fighting the good fight, 439 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,290 but we are. 440 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,251 -(DANIEL GRUNTS) -DAG: Forward cinema. 441 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,752 (BAT SCREECHING) 442 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,005 Yeah, this is fine. This is good. 443 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,924 Keep going. 444 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,970 We've gone full metal batshit. 445 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,347 (JAZ EXHALES SHARPLY) 446 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,307 -Ooh! Nicked a wing. -(BAT SCREECHING) 447 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,771 Hey, Dan, can I get two minutes now, please? 448 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,439 -Uh-- -ANITA: Now, please. Let's go. 449 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,151 So, I've been-- I've been thinking. 450 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,403 I-- I don't know. May-- Maybe Pat's into you, 451 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,155 and maybe this just works? 452 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,615 Like, what if we put Eric in a box 453 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,949 for the rest of the shooting, 454 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,326 and make this movie together? 455 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,786 You know, call the shots. 456 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,412 Uh, yeah, Anita, sorry-- 457 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,164 Maybe we're a power couple, Dan. 458 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,083 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 459 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,418 Maybe I'm not thinking a 100 percent clearly, 460 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,797 but, um, I don't know, maybe we just say... 461 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,924 fuck it. 462 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,093 I should go see a medic though. Um... 463 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,845 Oh, this one? 464 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,099 You hurt your little hand, big time director? (CHUCKLES) 465 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,477 -Okay. (SIGHS) -(KISSES) Mm, is that better? 466 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,188 -(KISSES) Is that better? -DANIEL: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 467 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,856 -Is that better? -(DANIEL BREATHING HEAVILY) 468 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,025 Uh, okay. No, 'cause... 469 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,528 Oh. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. 470 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,531 Unless maybe I'm not. 471 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,075 (GROANS SOFTLY) 472 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,911 I just picked up a dead bat 473 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,579 with the hand that you just put in your mouth. 474 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,331 What? (CHUCKLES) 475 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,751 You... you put... 476 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,547 fucking rabies in my mouth? 477 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,882 Mm, no, let's not jump to conclusions. 478 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,384 What the fuck, Dan? 479 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,762 Yeah, I-- I had my sleeve ov-- over-- over my hand. 480 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,223 -The bat looked pretty clean. -(YELLS) 481 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,017 I need a fucking rabies shot, Dan, 482 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,685 and a fucking tongue scraper! 483 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,228 -DANIEL: I'm sorry. Um... -(GAGS) 484 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,896 DANIEL: Wh-- I'll-- I'll call the medic, yeah? 485 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,565 We'll get inoculated, and then-- and then we can 486 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,025 just pick up where we left off. Yeah? 487 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,153 Oh, fuck you! Get out, Dan! Get out, get out, get out! 488 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,404 Jaz. 489 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,866 Uh, Eric's leaving his trailer. A walk, a long think and a walk. 490 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,617 No, he can't do that, because he'll see the set. 491 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,910 -Okay. -Go, he'll see the set. 492 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:21,953 We can't... 493 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,540 -Get me some sanitizer! -ANITA: Call the medic! 494 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,375 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 495 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,669 DANIEL: Hello? 496 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,881 How's that new ending? 497 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,717 Can I just say, the vibes in here are palpable. 498 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,346 Yeah, palpable, palpable vibes. 499 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,306 We're going for a walk. 500 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,267 Dave needs some vitamin D. 501 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,602 There's only so many yogurt shots 502 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,728 I can give him, apparently. 503 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,271 -(RAIN POURING) -Oh, hang on, though. 504 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,356 What's that? 505 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,068 Classic Armenian downpour. 506 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,612 Oh. Coats off. 507 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,655 I'm going to redefine the genre, 508 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,741 even if it kills us, right, Dave? 509 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,243 Yeah, sounds amazing. Good luck. 510 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,205 (GROANS) 511 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,916 Oh, man, I wouldn't go out in that. 512 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,502 No way! Not if my life or career depended on it. 513 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,670 Hoods up. 514 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,798 Right, forecast is apocalyptic rain 515 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,132 for the next two hours. 516 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,551 And we line up for the bridge explosion. 517 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,179 DAG: Lighting are a bit pissed off with me, but sure. 518 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,765 Nice. Uh, could we get the big boy to smile? 519 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,851 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) -Nice, that was nearly better. 520 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,978 The boy is tired. He can sit? 521 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,397 Um, cast chairs? 522 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,150 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh... 523 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,945 You know he's the reason our coffees were cold this afternoon? 524 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:41,074 -ADAM: Oh. -PETER: Oh my God! 525 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,242 He's sitting in my fucking chair. 526 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,326 Oh my God, he is! 527 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,203 Ah, it's probably just, like, the tired thing. 528 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,830 You know, his "condition" or something. 529 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,206 We're all tired, Adam. 530 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,582 We're in the makeup chair at 7:00. 531 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,502 Oh, that's it, mother. 532 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,254 In she goes. 533 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,756 Un-fucking-believable. 534 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,509 The death of the movie star, Adam. I'm serious. 535 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,970 The moment that lady's cheeks made contact 536 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,681 with the canvas, a way of life ended. 537 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,559 Hold on to your hats. It's the Wild Fucking West now. 538 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,894 Hey, Dan! Eric watching? 539 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,856 Yeah, mate, he's-- he's loving the Adam energy. 540 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,358 Okay, can you just show me A and B positions, please? 541 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,528 -For Eric, so he can see them. -Dan, they found two more bats. 542 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,363 Sustainability woman is inspecting them now. 543 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,865 It could shut us down. 544 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,616 -DAG: Dan. -LANA: (YELLING) Stop! 545 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,535 DANIEL: Oh, shit, she's coming over. 546 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,871 Okay, calmly but very quickly line up to shoot. 547 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,874 Tell the demo guy on Dag's cue, blow the bridge. 548 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,208 One shot at this. 549 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,586 This stunt already cost me a rabies shot, Dan. 550 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,628 Make it worth it. 551 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,213 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 552 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,592 LANA: (YELLING) Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 553 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,386 Okay, ready to trigger? Dag? 554 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,637 Dan, I have this. 555 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,889 Say, "Bye-bye, bridge." 556 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,724 DAG: (OVER MICROPHONE) And... action! 557 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,435 ♪ (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 558 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,729 (GROANS) 559 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,772 (SHOUTS) Eye! 560 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,067 -Please don't do this! -PETER: Lava men! Attack! 561 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,611 (GRUNTS) 562 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,404 -God, you're hot! (GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 563 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,114 (GRUNTS) Eye! 564 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,620 Please! Wait! Wait! Can we talk about this? 565 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,207 -Cue it on five... -Four. 566 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,417 -Three, two... -PETER: Eye for an eye, 567 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,753 -and now you die! -...one! 568 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,421 -(GRUNTS) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 569 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,965 (EXPLOSION) 570 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,300 (GRAVEL RUMBLING) 571 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,968 DAG: Oh fuck. 572 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,139 No. No, wrong one. 573 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,308 -Oh, no. -N-- No. 574 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:31,976 Dan? 575 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,645 This one. Camera team, this one. 576 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,021 -ANITA: That one! -Film this one! 577 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,023 This one! 578 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,442 Turn the fucking camera around! (GROANS) 579 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,277 (GRAVEL RUMBLING) 580 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,405 What have you done? What have I done? 581 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:45,824 What have you made me done? 582 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,492 Oh, shit. 583 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,370 They blew up the wrong bridge. 584 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,080 (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) 585 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,166 Let's reset the bridge and go again. 586 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,251 ANITA: How? 587 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:57,836 Oh, fuck. No, the-- 588 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,505 the sustainability woman, she was on the bridge. 589 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,965 -(GROANS) -Holy shit. 590 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,925 We've blown up a sustainability woman. 591 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,510 (GAGS) 592 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,512 Oh-- (SOBS) 593 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,807 -(ANITA PANTING) -We killed a woman. 594 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,934 Oh no. No, she's there. 595 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,395 (ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF) 596 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:16,813 -Hi! -Hi! 597 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,981 -ANITA: You're alive! (GASPS) -STEPH: Ah, 598 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,399 but she doesn't look very happy. 599 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,279 (BATS SQUEAKING) 600 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,488 Bats. 601 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,033 Loads of bats. They're thriving. 602 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,201 STEPH: I think maybe they're disorientated 603 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,995 -by the explosions. -Dan, should we...? 604 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,580 -Shit. Run. Run. -We-- 605 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:37,709 -(DANIEL GRUNTING) -(STEPH YELLING) 606 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:40,086 DAG: This is Dag. We're being attacked by bats. 607 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,256 God, I think I just destroyed a heritage site. 608 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:49,346 No one can know we did this. Not Pat, not Shane. 609 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,848 If Marty Scorsese gets fucking wind of this... 610 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,017 Okay, look, as far as I can tell, there was some confusion. 611 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,685 Oh, yeah, you think? 612 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,604 The explosives guy saw our cameras were pointing 613 00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,940 at the wrong bridge and he tried to tell Dag, but... 614 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,692 Okay, we're gonna pay everyone off. 615 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,862 We're gonna erase the DIT drives and get the fuck out of here. 616 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,781 So long. Thanks for all the tax credits. 617 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,866 It was from the time of Charlemagne. The bridge. 618 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,702 Okay, Dag, look, Anita's right. Yeah? 619 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:16,247 We're going to protect our reputations at all costs. 620 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,874 It says it's on their money. 621 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,548 ANITA: Jesus. 622 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,093 DAG: Sorry. So sorry about the bridge. 623 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,552 It's actually on the back of the yellow ones 624 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:30,804 if you ever wanted to see it again 625 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:31,971 or show your children. 626 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:33,890 (IN ARMENIAN) 627 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,558 (IN ENGLISH) You're welcome. 628 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,643 Thanks, Tamaz. 629 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,355 Back-up drives from the DIT truck. 630 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,941 Erase them. Burn them. Chuck them in the river. 631 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,901 -Okay. -And make sure they sink. 632 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,611 -Eric! -God, what a storm! 633 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,571 -The thunderclaps. -Hammered it down, didn't it? 634 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,906 I mean, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. 635 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,951 I had a sleep and an idea. Maybe fuck Scorsese. 636 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,786 Maybe my old ending was great, 637 00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,454 and we just blow the fucking bridge? 638 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,084 Yeah, we've run out of time. Um, but how about this? 639 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:06,047 We blow up the bridge in VFX. Dave, got a job for you! 640 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,134 -You are fucking joking. -DANIEL: No, I'm not. 641 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,261 -BRYSON: Daniel? -Yeah. 642 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,638 The man-boy filmed the bridge explosion with his phone. 643 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,683 -(SIGHS) -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 644 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:24,649 TRANSLATOR: (IN ARMENIAN) 645 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,443 SIRANUSH: 646 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,486 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 647 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,826 INTERVIEWER: (IN ENGLISH) If you could blow up anything, 648 00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,119 what would it be? 649 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,747 United Nations building in New York. 650 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,459 INTERVIEWER: What's it like working in VFX? 651 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,463 Uh, it's hell. Uh, cruel and unforgiving grind. 652 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,465 I cried on my drive home last night, 653 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,468 and this morning, I cried on my drive back in. 654 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,470 INTERVIEWER: Are you very safety conscious? 655 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,389 Yes, safety's the name of the game. 656 00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,143 Safety and extreme volatility are the names of the game. 657 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,644 INTERVIEWER: What do you like about your job? 658 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,104 I have a stress hump, 659 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,815 and there are holes in my beard where the hair won't grow. 660 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,526 Uh, sorry, what was the question? 661 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:11,488 INTERVIEWER: How did you get into the industry? 662 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:16,242 Well, my father is a very famous explosion expert. 663 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:20,205 He blew many things, including his marriage, 664 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:23,917 and eventually a caravan that he was sleeping in. 665 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,377 INTERVIEWER: I'm so sorry to hear that. 666 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:26,711 It went really big. 667 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,297 The fire went for three days. 668 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,550 It was really, really, really bad. 669 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,760 INTERVIEWER: What drives you? 670 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,346 Uh, on several occasions, an ambulance. (CHUCKLES) 671 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:40,350 Like, when I fell asleep on my radiator. 672 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:45,146 I woke up with griddle marks across my face. Like bacon. 673 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:48,858 All the other VFX supervisors called me Bacon Face. 674 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,444 Covered my desk with bacon. 675 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,739 It was bullying. 676 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:59,411 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪