1 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,893 Shane's sick! He can't speak! 2 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,812 Anita, he lost his voice! 3 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,564 Comic-Con, big announcement, 4 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,607 Shane can't speak, I'm fuckin' freaking out, Anita! 5 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,860 Poor Shane. Poor Shane is poorly. 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:28,944 All right, Shane can't speak, 7 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,904 and he needs me to step up for Comic-Con. 8 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,407 Big announcements. 9 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:35,035 I'm going on stage and I need to keep my cool. 10 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,872 For context, here's my previous appearance from 2017. 11 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,791 Whoo! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha! Yeah! 12 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,962 San Diego, yeah! 13 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,590 Let's announce some movies! 14 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,426 Stories! Stories! 15 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,094 In fairness, it played good in the room. 16 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,597 Stories! 17 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,348 So, here's what I'll need. 18 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,058 A stylist, a haircut, 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,602 and a guy with a defibrillator on standby just in case. 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,686 All right? Let's go! 21 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,147 Shit just got fucking real. 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,150 Anita, I have a job for you. 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,943 Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? 24 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,488 Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? 25 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,989 Where is it? Where is-- There it is. 26 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,657 Can I get your eyes on my speech? 27 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:18,243 It's Shane's draft. I don't have time to go through it. 28 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,080 It has to be in my voice. Okay? Can you do that? 29 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,832 Sure. What else would I do with my master's in literature? 30 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,501 What a fucking angel. Thank you. 31 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,712 Got some major bombs to drop! 32 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,807 All right, so, 33 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,183 how do we stop me from getting overexcited, huh? 34 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,435 I'm psyched to hear your ideas. I'm psyched! 35 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:48,483 Uncle Pat's got some phases to announce, and it's content time! Yeah! 36 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,696 That, the whole punching air thing, cannot happen. 37 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,449 Let the content begin! Yeah! 38 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,421 Okay, everyone, Peter's last day. 39 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,589 Big sad day, yeah? 40 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,175 - Happy death day. You're late. - Yeah. 41 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,343 How's Peter doing? 'Cause we should be extra gentle with him today. 42 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,636 It could be quite a confronting day. 43 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,139 Morning, my favorite people, and how are you doing today? 44 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,223 - Oh, uh-- - Yeah. 45 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,852 Great. FYI, I'm expecting a very important call around 2:00 p.m. 46 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,854 for another franchise, so... 47 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,023 - Which franchise? - Uh, Saudi money. 48 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,858 - Bryan Singer's attached. - Oh. 49 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,736 I'm reading for the part of the time-traveling pharaoh, 50 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:37,115 which everybody says is the best part, so who knows? 51 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,117 Break a leg. 52 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,118 Bryan Singer's not a good guy. 53 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:45,372 I know today is Peter's day, and I'm sa-- so sad. Boo-hoo, he's gone. 54 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,250 But my piece is coming out later on. 55 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,793 The fashion one, it's like GQ "Men in Fashion." 56 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,504 It's really cool, it's like knitted sweaters in urban decay. 57 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,630 Cozy but important. 58 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,759 And my-- my team actually said that this can bring me 59 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,927 to the next level, over the edge. 60 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,889 I finally cusp, make the A-list. And when I cusp, 61 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,600 - I cusp hard, right? Bring it in. - Really? 62 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,352 On three, on cusp. One, two, cusp! 63 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,436 - Cusp. - Whoo. 64 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,812 Yeah, see you guys. Hey, guys. 65 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,272 - Hi. - GQ piece drops today. 66 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,191 Dan, Dave VFX is asking for a day off. 67 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,319 My hands are forming into claws from too much laptop. 68 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,613 Bloody hell, mate. You're turning into a VFX monster. 69 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,574 Hey? Franken-Dave! 70 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,325 Like the... 71 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,327 Yeah, I might be able to swing you a day off, yeah? 72 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,537 - Thank you. - All right. 73 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:29,249 So, there's an Armenian Reddit thread about the bridge. 74 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,545 I ran it through Google Translate. Apparently, I might be going to prison. 75 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:33,879 Dag, no one's going to prison. 76 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,383 And then I watched a doc, Inside Armenia's Toughest Prisons, 77 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,635 and let me tell you, pretty bloody tough. 78 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,679 Real eye-opener. Fucking terrifying. 79 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,223 Probably shouldn't have watched it. 80 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:52,064 Check this out. Centurios 2 emergency rewrites. 81 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,024 One hundred writers. 82 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,528 I don't think I've ever seen so many satchels. 83 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,656 Dan, Dag, can I, uh, panic on you in private? 84 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,495 Well, uh, Tecto is pulled. Tecto's pulled. 85 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,580 - Sorry? - Shane's Comic-Con speech? "Tecto pulled." 86 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,542 - Three question marks. - Wait, so he's just pulling it? 87 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,043 - We're cancelled? The whole movie? - I don't know, Dan. 88 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,461 Yes, maybe. 89 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,630 - Fuck me. - Look, if this shit goes down, 90 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,756 I am in producer jail. 91 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,843 Literal jail for me. Actual physical Armenian jail. 92 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,678 At least in real jail, you get three meals a day 93 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,555 - and a gym membership. - Shankings, though. 94 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,558 I just don't think that you get the shankings in producer jail. 95 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,518 Okay. Okay, we're gonna change his mind. 96 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,980 - Oh, great. How? - We just pitch to Shane direct, yeah? 97 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,689 So a whole new direction. 98 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,108 A tonal pivot, and instead of being dark and serious, 99 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,902 we're-- we're light and fun. Just like the original comics. 100 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,780 - What's all this? - Just doodlings. 101 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,576 Theoretically, 102 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,454 how I would make the movie if Eric were, you know, not around and I was-- 103 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,955 - "The Kumar cut." - The Ku-- 104 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,666 No one's calling it that. Are they? 105 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,958 Anyway, look. 106 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,336 We re-cut the first act using my ideas, 107 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,379 we animate new storyboards cut to music. 108 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,173 I think it's gonna take more than a Kumar cut. 109 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,259 Yeah, I know, Anita, but it's a moon-shot, okay? 110 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,221 Look. A hard plan to save the movie. 111 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,892 We re-cut the first act like it should be. Hmm? 112 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,020 Yeah. Okay. But we do need Eric on board. 113 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,440 Without a director, this looks just fuckin' hokey and chaotic. 114 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,693 All right, I'll talk to Eric. I'll get him on board. But we're good. 115 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,528 - Yeah, okay. - Can you get me Dave VFX? 116 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,739 - Smoking area. - Smoking area. Dave? 117 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,241 Dave! Hey! 118 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:29,037 - What is it, Dan? I'm on a screen break. - Nothing to worry about, mate, yeah. 119 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,247 - But that time off, yeah? - Yeah. 120 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,667 It is now cancelled 'cause I do need you to animate some new storyboards! 121 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,793 Yeah, you got 12 hours. 122 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:36,877 - Less. - You got four hours. 123 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,337 - More. - You got eight hours. 124 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,588 - Little less. - How many hours does he have? 125 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,048 - You've got six hours. - Great. 126 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,386 I believe in you, Dave. David Payne. The Payne brain! 127 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,138 I have pain in my brain. 128 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,641 This dry sense of humor. 129 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,102 All right, off you go. Six hours. 130 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,852 Dave is a slave. 131 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,437 But Dave's my fave slave! 132 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,856 Well, let's not. 133 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,191 - Okay, I'm gonna back-channel... - No. 134 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,652 ...and get us a call with Shane. 135 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,028 Okay. 136 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,864 So, we save the movie, and then we focus on me, 137 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,827 because they use buckets in Armenian jails. 138 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,911 They're still on the bucket system. 139 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,039 They shit in buckets, Dan. I'm gonna be shitting into a bucket. 140 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,001 Rusty, shared buckets. 141 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,586 Eric. Sir, there's something I need to talk to you about. 142 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,130 Finally, I lost them all. 143 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,631 - My entire crew. - What? 144 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,843 Even catering. My porridge this morning? 145 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:29,179 - Aggressively cold. - Catering love you, Eric. We all do. 146 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:33,434 Can we just talk about... something... which I... 147 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,853 - Wow. - Lordy. 148 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,521 That's a shoelace. 149 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,108 Yeah, I-- I hear that they use them sometimes for seasoning 150 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,901 instead of a bay leaf. Yeah. 151 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,154 - Shall I? - Thank you. 152 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,281 Yeah. 153 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,491 I have a funny feeling that things are happening behind my back. 154 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,202 What? No. 155 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,495 No, no, no. 156 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,539 Look, it's just been a really tough week, yeah? 157 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:59,209 Daniel, my agents want to discuss what my career will look like post Tecto. 158 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,422 And it's my contention that what my career will look like 159 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,381 is a big pile of shit. 160 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,884 No. No way. Eric-- 161 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,802 Daniel, this is why I'm pushing you so hard. 162 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,555 If Tecto fails, I have zero credit in my bank account. 163 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,682 And what is worse... 164 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,352 I'm a joke. 165 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,771 Like before. 166 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,106 The Cheese Man of Dusseldorf. 167 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,900 I can't go back. I would rather die. 168 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,985 No. 169 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:29,907 You are a big-time director, yeah? It's in your bones. 170 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,951 Everyone's 100 percent behind your movie. 171 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,120 I'm gonna make it happen, I promise. 172 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,456 I've got your back. 173 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,877 Extra honey, no laces. 174 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,587 Thank you, Dan. 175 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,383 So, did you tell him that you're re-cutting the film behind his back? 176 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,177 - Not yet. - Didn't think so. 177 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,471 Okay folks, let's head into the center of the earth. 178 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,475 Enclosed set. Cozy! Like a prison. 179 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,644 We're re-cutting the first act using all-new storyboards, 180 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,020 and we run this out of the DIT truck. 181 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,231 Eric doesn't know yet. 182 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,025 "The Kumar cut," or whatever. 183 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,277 Got it. We're lying to Eric again. 184 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,070 Becoming quite the habit. 185 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,948 Excuse me, Pinocchio. 186 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,326 Did the PA just become a real boy? 187 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,578 - Just do it, Jaz, please. Thank you. - Sorry. Yeah. 188 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,288 Okay, gather round, people. 189 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,874 A very big day, a very somber day for Peter. 190 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,084 For all of us. 191 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,920 - The death of Eye. - Finally, a piece of acting. 192 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,172 Great big meaty death scene. 193 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,883 Mortality. Yum! 194 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,137 We'll be exploding Peter's head practically, yeah? 195 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:33,929 Jaz, please. 196 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,306 There it is. There's my head. 197 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,767 My God, look at that thing. It's so lifelike. 198 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,271 Peter, can I put my finger in, have a fiddle? 199 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,315 - Wow, real teeth? - Of course. 200 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,860 - Come on, let me have a hold. - Mm, careful. 201 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:50,571 Ugh! Capillaries. That is gruesome. 202 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,449 Poor fucking wife has to wake up next to that. 203 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,201 So, Eye removes his helmet, 204 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,329 and then Peter, if you would be so kind to match the grimace 205 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,875 on the prosthetics, and eyeline to the ball, please. 206 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,043 Uh-huh. 207 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,087 Bit more. 208 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,297 More, more, more, more, more, more. 209 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,175 Yeah. No, less. Less, less. 210 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,885 No, no, much less. Less. 211 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,386 - It's like, ah... - No. Daniel, show him. 212 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,930 - He cannot see it. - Like this. 213 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,058 It has to be very, very precise. 214 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,311 - No, I cannot see it. - It's like this. 215 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,104 - Yeah. A bit more. - Like that. 216 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,148 Yeah. More. No, no. 217 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,275 No, less. Less. 218 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,318 I'm sorry. It's just not like the dummy head. 219 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,904 I'm a fucking actor! 220 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,240 A trained fucking actor from the RS fucking C! 221 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,660 And you've got me dressed in a fucking Japanese dressing gown, 222 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,747 grimacing into a fucking tennis ball! 223 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,247 Eyeline is important. 224 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:46,168 This is the worst fucking production of my entire career! 225 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,213 And trust me, there have been some shockers. 226 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,299 Fat Janitor to name but one. 227 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,428 Yeah! Wanna laugh at that? Go ahead! Nobody else did. 228 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,680 - I did. - That's it, I'm done. 229 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,682 I'm wrapped. You already scanned me. 230 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,808 Fix it in post. 231 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,601 That's a wrap on Peter Fairchild, everyone. 232 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,437 - Speech! - Got you all wrap gifts. 233 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,607 Jaz! Come in all different sizes. 234 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,692 There you go. 235 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,404 It says "Cunt" on the front. And on the back, 236 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,865 "This is a fair estimation of my ability and not an in-joke among friends." 237 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,033 - Mm, bit rude. - What's going on? 238 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,119 So fuck you all! 239 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,122 Goodbye and good fucking riddance. 240 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,625 Apologies. Reports of a breaking security incident. 241 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,751 Oh my God. 242 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,211 We're being asked to shelter in place. 243 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,214 - There's a man with a carpentry knife. - Oh shit. 244 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,424 What is this? Let me out. I just wrapped myself. 245 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,260 Sorry, are we locked in? Am I in prison already? 246 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,345 Oh my God! 247 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,140 The GQ article just dropped. Guys, check it out. 248 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,391 Check it out. Look at that. 249 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,809 Daniel, can you tell the crazy guy 250 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,352 that we have five more setups before lunch? 251 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,271 - Dan. Check it out. Fuck. - Okay, look, everyone. Guys. 252 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,440 It's not... 253 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,191 This is not our first rampage, is it? 254 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,861 Remember Suzie? The travel coordinator? 255 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,196 She went berserk, set fire to the makeup tent. 256 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,699 Just settle in. We're gonna be out in 20 minutes. 257 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,659 Suzie? Was she the goth one? 258 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,869 Donna was the goth one. 259 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,454 Speared a runner with a lighting stand. 260 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,331 God. I wonder who the maniac is. 261 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,250 Should we do a sweepstake, just for fun? 262 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,252 Bryson. I bet it's Bryson. 263 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,837 Do you know, I see that. 264 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,425 'Cause he's either the adorable grandson or the last face you'll ever see. 265 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Possibly both. 266 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,762 If it's Bryson, we're already dead. 267 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,390 All of us. Mark my words. 268 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,979 I need to take this off. Can I, um, have your shirt, Dag? 269 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,189 - Thank you. - Does anybody have any water? 270 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,401 The actor's thirsty from all that shouting that you made me do. 271 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,490 You're all terrible bastards. 272 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,121 Approach set stage with caution. Suspect might be armed. Over. 273 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,835 Oh. Peter Fairchild. 274 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,382 Ooh, Bryan. Mr. Singer, sir. Hi. 275 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,633 Okay. Uh... 276 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,261 What about the other part? The clockwork butler? 277 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,431 Understood. 278 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,266 Jaz, get an update on my new opening. 279 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,394 They have to follow my notes exactly, okay? 280 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,145 And if they need Dave VFX to work faster, 281 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,398 just feed him a doughnut, play techno really loud. 282 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,358 One bucket for every 30 inmates. 283 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,944 And I'm being told that's actually relatively high for the region. 284 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,405 Yeah, Armenia is a bucket-rich environment. 285 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,033 Dag, I'm sorry, we can't waste a whole day worrying about you rotting in prison. 286 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,619 Got it. I talk too much. 287 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,413 This pretty little mouth is gonna get me in a lot of trouble. 288 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:31,041 Dan, I, uh... I back-channeled some time with Shane. 289 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,127 - You talk to Eric? - Yeah, I'm working up to it. 290 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,045 Now, Daniel. This needs to happen now. 291 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,173 D-- Da-- Dan, you got to look at the article, right? 292 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,300 - The high fashion piece I did? - Not yet, not yet. 293 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,261 It's, like, really... brilliant. 294 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,888 - Great. Excellent. I can't wait. - But, um, just quick question. 295 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,599 Does this sweater look too long to you? 296 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,394 It doesn't look like a dress, right? 297 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,397 Mm. No, it's... fine. 298 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,566 - It's just a sweater that's long. - Looks great. 299 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,026 Okay, 'cause this person on Twitter said 300 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,195 I looked like a hospice nurse on a dating show. 301 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,822 I can't see that myself. 302 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,906 Yeah. 303 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,451 And then this other person did one of those, like, "Who wore it best." 304 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,704 There's a picture of me and then Whoopi Goldberg. 305 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,206 Mate, I think, honestly, you win. Hands down. 306 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,666 'Cause Whoopi looks frumpy. 307 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,834 Yeah, I thought so too. 308 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,087 - And I should own it, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 309 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,255 I can do it again and get a longer one 310 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,382 and then higher boots with-- Oh my G-- 311 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,217 Get some horse riding boots. That would be great. 312 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,886 - Right. - Yeah, and I'd like Chalamet it. 313 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,472 Yeah, yeah, that'd be Chala-mazing. 314 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,183 - I'm not the punchline, Dan. - No. 315 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,435 - I'm not the butt of any joke here. - No. 316 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,812 I am cusping. I'm there. I know where I'm at. 317 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,148 - And I can taste-- taste it coming. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 318 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,777 Yeah, and-- and when I go to the Oscars, you're gonna be my date. 319 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,030 - I'm serious. Yeah. - Okay, yeah. 320 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,281 Tecto's gonna catapult me, right? 321 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,367 - Yeah, yeah. - Thanks. 322 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,328 - I can't wait. It's gonna be great. - Yeah. 323 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,789 Eric, um, can we have a chat? 324 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,457 There's a situation with the studio. 325 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,250 Holy fuck, he's out there! 326 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,586 The knife-wielding maniac. 327 00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,298 Oh my God, it's Dave. It's Dave VFX. He's gone loco in the coco. 328 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,592 Oh my Christ, I'm actually going to die. 329 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,010 The shankings have started early. 330 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,597 Poor Dave VFX. What did you do to him, Daniel? 331 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,100 Me? I asked him to do his job. 332 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,811 What if Dave killed Bryson? 333 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:17,065 What if Bryson killed Dave and now Bryson is wearing Dave? 334 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,401 Dave, mate. It's all right. You're not hearing voices. 335 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,487 And we can see you on camera. Hiya. 336 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:28,201 Yeah, look, I know... I know the biz can be tough, all right? 337 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,870 Trust me, I do. Just... 338 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,413 put the knife down. 339 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,125 It's not a knife, Dan! It's a pen. 340 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,960 I've stabbed myself with it 341 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,756 and now it's stuck in my leg and now I can't get it out. 342 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,425 Okay. Uh... 343 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,885 Well, that's both reassuring but also obviously very distressing. 344 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,222 Maybe try just pushing it all the way through? 345 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,640 - What? - That's terrible advice. 346 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,435 - Try. Put... - Dan! 347 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,729 I want something back, Dan. 348 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,772 For all the sacrifices I've made. 349 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,608 Okay mate, what are you asking for? Let me help you. 350 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:06,572 I want... I want you to change the title in honor of my daughter. 351 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,325 Instead of Tecto: Eye of the Storm, 352 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,536 Emily: Eye of the Storm. 353 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,330 No. No, no, no, no. 354 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,499 Yeah. I think we're all agreed. 355 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,835 - Uh, we'll... we'll do that. - No, no, no, no, no. 356 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,003 Tecto. 357 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:24,089 - Tecto: Eye of the Storm. - Yes, mate. Okay? We're all agreed here. 358 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,342 - We'll absolutely do that. - No-- 359 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,261 Or Emily: Eye of The Emily. Any of those. 360 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,222 No, no, no. Dave. Dave. Easy, tiger. 361 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,100 I'm not compromising my title for anyone. 362 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,812 I am not negotiating with you, Eric! 363 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,564 Put Dan on. He's in charge. 364 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:44,694 He's the one keeping me away from my kids for the fucking Kumar cut! 365 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,658 "The Kumar cut?" 366 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,954 Daniel Kumar. Oh. 367 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,538 It's his last... 368 00:15:56,539 --> 00:16:01,710 How was I supposed to re-render the opening act in six hours? 369 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,589 - Look, Eric... - The Kumar cut? 370 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,719 Eric, can I... 371 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,223 Eric? 372 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,728 Eric. The studio's gonna pull our movie. I was just trying-- 373 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,149 - D... Dave? Dave? - Eric? Eric? 374 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,566 Dave, whatcha doing? 375 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,611 I'm lowering the rocks! Crushing you all. 376 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,571 - Eric, please. - Like you crushed me! 377 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,032 Okay, Dave, we've all just taken one step to the side 378 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,452 - and now everyone's fine, so... - Eric. Eric. 379 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,287 The studio's gonna pull us. We had to offer them something new. 380 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,748 - You went behind my back. - Yes, but only to help you. 381 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,335 You've been sabotaging me all along, haven't you, Dan? 382 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,088 - The shoelace, was that you? - N-- No. 383 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,131 - You let me veer off the rails. - Hang on, hang on. 384 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,383 I have sacrificed my life for your movie. 385 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,301 I just got the pen out of my leg! 386 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,263 Yay! Well done, Dave. 387 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,224 I have the Golden Leopard of Locarno, Daniel. 388 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,351 What do you have? 389 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,563 - I don't know. Nothing. - You're not a director, Dan. 390 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:06,025 You're just a schedule man who sometimes does this, yeah? 391 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,152 I saw you when you thought I wasn't looking. 392 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,945 Yeah, okay. I'd like to direct one day. 393 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,324 You wouldn't know how to frame a poster of the movie The Police Academy. 394 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,659 Or maybe, Eric, I just had a better idea. 395 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,662 Ah! The truth, yes. You think you're the better guy. 396 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,080 You think you're Mr. Bigshot, yeah? 397 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,957 You think you're fucking Spielberg. 398 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,335 Fucking Bong Joon-ho. 399 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,338 You don't have my brain, Dan. 400 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,173 No. 401 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,384 This... This is your brain. 402 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,846 And it's not a nice brain. Hmm? 403 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,265 Great. 404 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,727 You're just a bitter man because I'm making movies 405 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,645 and you gave up your life to stand there all day 406 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,648 and shout, "And we cut." 407 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,196 Thank you. Great. 408 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,492 I-- I thought you were gonna punch him. 409 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,996 What? And quit show business? 410 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,000 Update. Dave VFX has fled the stage. 411 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,085 We're, uh-- We're, uh, cleared to leave. 412 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,003 That's a wrap on Peter Fairchild. 413 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,922 By the way, Adam. Whoopi wore it best. 414 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,508 Why would you say that? 415 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,598 I don't know how to drive! 416 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,349 He stole the DIT truck. 417 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602 There goes your new opening. We have no pitch. 418 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,854 We're done. We're done, yeah. 419 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,648 'Cause by the time I get paroled, 420 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,983 AI will have finally kicked in and taken all the work, 421 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,860 and we'll all be giving hand jobs in phone booths. 422 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,404 Only there aren't any phone booths anymore, 423 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,072 so we'll be doing it out in the open. 424 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:39,077 Giving open-air hand jobs for free in the metaverse. 425 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,245 - What a life. - Dan, you pitch it. 426 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,124 Fuck it. We do it without Eric, just the three of us. 427 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,500 Come on. 428 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,919 Yeah. Yeah. 429 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,295 Maybe just change your T-shirt first. 430 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,756 What? Oh. 431 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,719 Okay, let's tidy. Clean up a little. 432 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,221 - Oh my God, Dag. - Sorry. Sorry. 433 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,306 I'm dialing. Okay, everybody ready? 434 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,766 No, no, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. 435 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,394 No, no, no. You got this. This is in your wheelhouse. 436 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:09,524 This is your... your end act one and adventure begins, yes? 437 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,193 - Yeah. - Great. 438 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,988 I am connecting now. 439 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,989 Bryson? 440 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,659 Hey, guys. I caught a flight out to aid Shane's recuperation. 441 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,496 And my mom's, she's had a hysterectomy. Your fruit plate, sir. 442 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,164 Uh, great, Bryson. But we actually only have 443 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,665 a small window with Shane, so if you could just-- 444 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,625 Sure, Anita. I was just giving you some color. 445 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,337 And my mom is fine. Thanks for asking. 446 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,506 You kick off your pitch, I'll relay his feedback. 447 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,259 Great, Shane, before you make a call on the future of Tecto... 448 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,886 Uh, as you can see, Eric's not here. 449 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,471 But actually, Dan has a real handle on this. 450 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,764 So he's gonna lead. 451 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:45,352 Uh, yeah, hi. Um, so Eric's not here, but he was thinking, 452 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,395 uh, a new tone. 453 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,397 Uh, like in act one, 454 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,732 don't play it for horror, play it for wonder. 455 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:56,195 So when Tecto falls into the Earth and he... and he finds his powers, 456 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,198 you know, he should be like... 457 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,574 - um... - You, uh, let me do it. 458 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,911 "Oh my God, something's shaking." 459 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,288 Yeah, and then he's got his earthquake powers. 460 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,750 Targeted reshoots, tandem unit, not expensive at all. 461 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,419 Yeah, and then into act two, The Invisible Jackhammer. 462 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,005 I think it can work, we just have to be more playful with it. 463 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,174 - So it's, you know, hammer time. - "It's hammer time!" 464 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,259 You know, yeah. We're gonna redo the score, 465 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,638 because a new score changes everything. 466 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:28,186 Oh. Yes, like that. But, uh, faster. And more exciting. 467 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,020 Also, just completely better. 468 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:34,316 And the composer is on an overall deal, so no additional funds needed. 469 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,151 We're gonna re-cut act three. 470 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,403 Gotta strip away the subtext. 471 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,738 We've gotta keep it simple. It's a buddy movie in space. 472 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,701 It's like nine days of re-shoots, max. We can bring this home for 300K. 473 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,620 - Is that all? - Look, I... 474 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,750 I am really into this. I am. 475 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,210 Tecto can be a new beginning. 476 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,463 Restore this franchise to what it was. 477 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,676 Uh, Shane's trying to speak. 478 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,096 Oh, he's... he's writing something down. Hold, please. 479 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,600 Uh, he's saying... he's saying... 480 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,564 he'd like some orange juice. With or without pulp, sir? 481 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,408 Show's over, guys. 482 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,493 Uh, Dan, Pat's asking everyone to gather on the apron. 483 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,080 Big announcement. Sounds serious. 484 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,584 Absolutely. 485 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,046 Time for the firing squad. 486 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,924 Dan. Dan, what are these rumors? 487 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,011 What-- What-- What's going on? What are-- Are we being pulled? 488 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,888 - Is Tecto being pulled? - Honestly mate, I don't know. 489 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,514 Don't-- Just tell me the truth. 490 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,559 - I d... - Am I done? 491 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,437 Is this-- I'm done. As an actor, I'm just done? 492 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,233 Hi, guys. Anita, we all here? 493 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,611 - Yeah. All met. - Yeah? 494 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,696 Okay. 495 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,240 Um, hello. 496 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,536 Uh, friends, women, craftspeople. 497 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,790 Due to circumstances elsewhere in the universe, 498 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,793 uh, this year at Comic-Con, I will be announcing 499 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:19,339 that Tecto is to be pulled... Jesus. 500 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,468 Excuse me. 501 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,013 It's like parsley or something. Um, 502 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:34,562 that Tecto is to be pulled forward to a summer tentpole release. 503 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:40,943 An unfortunate incident on Centurios 2 has suspended production indefinitely. 504 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,611 Oh my God. 505 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:45,280 Many Man. A pervert. 506 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,325 - What is happening? - No idea, Dag. 507 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:52,037 So we're promoting you to summer tentpole! 508 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,790 Uh-huh! Tecto has been chosen! 509 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,334 So congratulations to the man who made it all happen. 510 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:01,631 The genius! Our director, maestro Bouchard. 511 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,467 - Let's fuck! - Oh-ho-ho! Wow. 512 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,220 Congrats also to the new face of our summer tentpole, 513 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,472 Adam Randolph. 514 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:14,727 It's me! Oh God, it's happening! It's happening! Oh, fuck yeah! 515 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:18,231 Fuck yeah! I'm cusping so hard! 516 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,025 Also, to Mr. Peter Fairchild, 517 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:25,404 who has agreed to open up discussions possibly for a contract extension, huh? 518 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,283 I love you all. You're the greatest crew ever. 519 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,077 Class. All class, huh. 520 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:36,999 And, uh, to all the actors, the, uh, the-- the-- the woman one 521 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,543 whose name I'm totally blanking on right now. 522 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,004 - Quinn. - Finally, 523 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:45,133 there are people in the shadows who never get their names up in lights. 524 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:49,137 And we all know how important and brilliant they are. 525 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,264 Yeah. Looking at you, Daniel. 526 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,017 - Oh. Well... - Yeah. 527 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,020 I'm looking at you because I can't remember the name 528 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,606 of our production accountant. 529 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:08,155 - Lydia. - Linda! 530 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,617 Lydia! Linda! Whatevs. 531 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,661 - Okay. - Eat, drink, but do not be merry, 532 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,789 and instead return to your place of work. 533 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:20,626 We're tripling your budget. What else? We're halving your schedule. 534 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,380 The squeeze starts now! 535 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,048 Thank you. All right. 536 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,551 Come on, Tecto team! 537 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:32,472 Tecto team! Let's-- Tecto! Tecto crew! 538 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,265 What the hell! 539 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,727 - Oh my God. - Whoo! 540 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:40,438 Amazing how the universe works, isn't it? 541 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,690 Well, congratulations. 542 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:46,653 It was between you and Toxic Man 2 over who got bumped up to tentpole. 543 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,696 Guess your little call finally swung it. 544 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,782 Well, "In Shane we trust," right? 545 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,451 So I guess that means I've, uh, got a director who's wrong 546 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:56,121 for the new vision, right? 547 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,292 Let's see what the man says. 548 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,796 Shane. Hey, it's me. 549 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,172 Dag? 550 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,591 From legal. It's good news. No one's going to prison. 551 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:11,176 - Oh my God, really? - Yeah. 552 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,014 Well, so-- someone is going to prison, but it's, uh... 553 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,056 it's the demolition guy. 554 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,766 - Aw. - Tiny Pat, yeah. 555 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,102 Eight years. 556 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,769 Poor little guy. 557 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:24,189 Horrible. Maybe I should send him a gift of some kind. 558 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,567 A muffin basket. 559 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,777 Or a bucket. A muffin bucket? 560 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,946 - Yeah. - Okay. 561 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,243 So, it seems you've saved my movie. 562 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:39,205 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just glad to... 563 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:42,375 Unfortunately, the trust is irrevocably broken. 564 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,253 I can forgive, but I cannot forget. 565 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,797 I cannot continue working with you, Daniel. 566 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,258 I wish you the very best. 567 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:52,677 Oh. 568 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:57,556 Yorgos? 569 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,642 Dan, I am so sorry. 570 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,607 Nah. Yeah, well. 571 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,195 All right, well, I'm going to go home, uh, 572 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,406 have a lager in the shower maybe. 573 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,159 And raise my son. Not at the same time. 574 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,537 Good luck. 575 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,915 It's gonna be great. You're gonna be great. 576 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,000 Say goodbye to Anita from me. 577 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,544 Yeah. 578 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:50,110 Hey, mate. Yeah, now. 579 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,696 I'm gonna be home in time for, uh, the match. 580 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:53,947 Yeah. 581 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,241 So, listen, shall I get some ice cream? 582 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:59,326 All right mate, yeah. I'll see you in half an hour. 583 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,495 All right, bye. 584 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:03,456 Hey. 585 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,332 What, are you clocking out early? 586 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,086 - Pat, um, I've been fired. - Yeah, I know. 587 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,547 Shane just called. 588 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,966 He was pretty taken with your little pitch. 589 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,259 Oh. 590 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,511 Well, Pat, I've gotta get home. 591 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,263 Um, Eric hates me. 592 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:22,308 Who, the maestro? Sure. We'll see how that plays out. 593 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:25,061 Either way, we'll make something work. 594 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:31,317 I'll tell you something, Dan. Uh, every once in a while, not often, 595 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,821 you get to ask for exactly what you want. 596 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,868 Now, my boss, the God of the Universe, 597 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,329 wants for you to get out of your car. 598 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:47,000 So what's it gonna take? 599 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,516 Ladies and gentlemen, 600 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:08,479 - Mr. Pat Shannon! - Whoo! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha! 601 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:14,903 Yeah! Yeah! San Diego, yeah! 602 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,363 Ha-ha! 603 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,574 I got phases! I got lots of phases! 604 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,201 I'm gonna tell you all about phases. 605 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,829 Yeah! Get up! 606 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,416 Get up! Get up! Get up! 607 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:32,294 Yeah! 608 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:35,590 Stories! Stories! 609 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,261 Give it up for the writers! We got the best writers! 610 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:43,931 We got J.F. Brisenden! 611 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:48,769 Sky Caesar! Jake Green! What's up, Ky Brasey? 612 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:53,315 I got the Cobra, Garrett Leathey! What? 613 00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:55,651 We sure do have Steve Griffiths! 614 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:58,654 My favorite, Dara Thomas! 615 00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:01,616 That's a girl's name, and he's a guy! 616 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:06,787 Oh. Oh God. All right. I've got phases to announce, 617 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:10,500 but, you know, I gotta do it or it's gonna kill me, right? 618 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:14,421 It's gonna kill me!