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[theme music]
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DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON
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[narrator] The third floor of the dungeon,
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after you go through the graveyard
in the tallest tower's forests,
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you'll arrive inside the Golden Castle.
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Once opulent,
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the interior is now covered
in dust and mold,
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a shadow of its former glory.
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Deep within,
footsteps echo through the halls,
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they could belong to another adventurer,
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or to a former resident, now undead.
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-[clanging footsteps]
-That there's a skeleton.
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[approaching footsteps]
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That's a human.
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-[thudding footsteps]
-That's a ghoul.
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You're weirdly accurate. But how?
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The footsteps of people,
skeletons, and zombies
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all sound totally different.
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-[heavy footsteps]
-[Laios] Hmm?
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We'll go left.
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There are Golems down that other corridor.
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[narrator] Golems, magical creatures
made from mud, dirt, and stone,
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and humanoid in shape,
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puppets that follow their creators
every order.
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[Senshi] Wait.
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Before you say it,
we are not eating Golems!
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They're 99 percent rocks and dirt.
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They're not alive, they're magical.
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-Heck, even I can make one of them.
-[gasps]
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-Teach me how!
-No.
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If she taught you how,
we all know what you'd do with it.
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If there's Golems down there,
I need to get some things from 'em.
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Follow me.
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[door creaking]
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[Senshi] My base camp.
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It's not much,
but make yourselves at home.
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Whoa.
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[Laios] Oh, do you live here?
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[Senshi] Nah, I don't sleep here much.
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I do my hunting
on the second and fourth floors.
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Around about every month or so,
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I go to the village to get spice
and other stuff I'm low on.
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In fact, I ran into you
on my way back from a supply run.
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There's not much to eat here on the third.
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Most of the monsters you find
are either rotten away
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or just bones walking around.
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But…
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we got Golems!
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Whoo, boy, they are something special!
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Their bodies are filled with nutrients,
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and they maintain
a consistent temperature and humidity.
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A useful critter if there ever was one.
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So what you're saying is…
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you use them as a walking veggie patch?
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That's an affront to farming!
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And to magic scholaring too!
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What's the harm?
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I might not like magic much,
but I dang well appreciate Golems.
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They're a whole lot better
than your average cropland.
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[Senshi] Bugs are never a problem
'cause they kill 'em all.
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They deal with vegetable thieves too.
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[Chilchuck]
Who'd steal veggies off a Golem?
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[Senshi]
They keep their water levels perfect
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so they don't dry out.
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And anything you plant on 'em
is guaranteed to grow,
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they do all the hard work for you.
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[Senshi] But like any field of crops,
they need tending now and again.
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That's how come
I set up my base camp here.
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[loud rumble]
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[whistles]
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-[loud rumbling]
-[all gasp]
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[rumbling]
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[intense music]
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[Chilchuck] No way!
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What are you gonna do?
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-Should we help?
-[Senshi] Nope!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[roars]
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[epic music]
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[grunts]
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That's amazing.
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-He knows how to handle 'em.
-[Senshi grunts]
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How does he know
where the magic cores are to disable 'em?
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I think I know how.
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[Senshi] All done.
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You mind helping me harvest
all the veggies off 'em?
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[Chilchuck] I couldn't even tell
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these were gardens
on their backs at first.
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Since the plants live on the Golems,
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are they like… parasites to them?
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[Senshi]
Nope, it's a symbiotic kind of thing.
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Once the plants take root,
they hold the dirt together
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and make the Golem's body stronger.
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[Chilchuck] Really?
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[Senshi]
Give me a hand pulling up these weeds.
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[sighs]
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[light music]
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[Marcille] Now that's a harvest!
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Finally, we get to eat
some normal vegetables!
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Set the weeds over here
so they can dry out.
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[Senshi] Dead weeds make great fertilizer.
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In fact,
I got a batch ready from last time
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that I'll bury in the Golems now.
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[Marcille] Huh?
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[Senshi] These jars are filled
with a different kind of fertilizer.
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-I give the Golem a splash of it…
-[yelps]
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…and it's good to go!
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[Marcille] I knew it!
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Knew what?
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That's how you knew
where the Golems' cores were!
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You plant them back each time yourself!
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It is a crime, you know.
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Tampering with magical creatures
without permission.
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What crime? I'm just tilling soil
and tending a farm.
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An illegal Golem farm.
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[Senshi]
Till the soil up good and dig some ridges.
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Also, never plant the same thing
in the Golem you got it from,
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rotating crops
keeps the soil working right.
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[Marcille groans]
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[Marcille] I'm so tired.
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I felt like it took more effort
than fighting monsters.
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[Senshi] Thanks to all your help,
it got done faster
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than if I did it myself.
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[Marcille]
I drank so much water I need to pee.
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[Senshi] All right,
while the elf girl's in the bathroom,
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do me another favor
and help me sweep up this extra dirt.
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[rustling]
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[gentle music]
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[Senshi] Taro, Jiro, Saburo.
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[Laios] Do they revive right away
after you bury 'em?
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[Senshi] No, it takes a little while.
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The roots need time to grow enough,
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so the dirt doesn't come apart
when the Golem gets up and moves.
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[Laios] You really do care a lot
about these Golems.
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That's so amazing.
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And you've been doing this
all by yourself.
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Hasn't that been difficult?
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Nothing hard about it at all.
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It's a thing I like doing.
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[gasps]
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[Senshi] We're all done!
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Now, let's have a feast
of all the stuff we worked so hard to get.
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What a beautiful color.
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Guess I'm the expert
at peeling things now.
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You want it smaller or is it okay?
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Nah, that's perfect.
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Need to light that fire? I can do it.
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[Senshi]
I got my striker and flint for that.
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You don't have to light it that way
all the time.
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It'd be faster with magic.
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How can you like Golems and be anti-magic?
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[Senshi]
Every time you do a thing the easy way,
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it dulls your skill for doing it.
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Convenient and simple ain't the same.
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Doing things your way with magic
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is the same
as buying veggies at the store.
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Hmm.
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[crackling]
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[Laios inhales sharply, blows air]
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[Senshi]
This is the last of the Basilisk bacon.
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[slurps]
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[Senshi] It's ready.
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FRESH VEGETABLE LUNCH
FROM THE GOLEM GARDEN
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[all] Thank you for the meal!
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[happy gasp]
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[Marcille squeals]
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[Marcille] This is so good!
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How can something that grows underground
be this delicious?
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Maybe the veggies taste so good
'cause there's something in the Golem.
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[Marcille] Shut it!
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I don't care if it walks,
it's just a veggie patch.
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Oh, by the way,
if a Golem's body is 99 percent dirt,
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what's the last 1 percent of it?
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-[tense sting]
-That's secret.
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[loud clang]
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Oh, that hit the spot.
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[Chilchuck] I'm so stuffed.
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[soft groan]
I feel like taking a nap now.
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[Senshi] Go on and take one.
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I got a few chores I need to do anyway.
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Help clean up.
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[Senshi] Gonna hit the head.
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I appreciate having
a nice, clean bathroom way down here.
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It's so much better
than your typical hole dug in the ground.
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[narrator] In a dungeon
where there's a lot of foot traffic,
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there are designated areas for restrooms.
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They're always so well-maintained,
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some of them even have
fresh flowers in them.
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I wonder who goes to all the trouble?
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[Marcille] Mm?
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Senshi!
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[Senshi] What is it?
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[Marcille] What are you doing?
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[Senshi]
I'm gonna fill up my fertilizer pots
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with the slop from the toilets.
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I can't believe
you can do that after eating.
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[Senshi] This is the best fertilizer
we have down here.
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Then the veggies we ate were…
[groans]
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Get a grip.
That's how it's done up top too.
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Yeah, I know. It's still gross.
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Hey, Senshi. Hang on.
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Why do you go to all this trouble
to live down here?
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No offense, but life's easier up top.
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You can still be self-sufficient
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and do all your farming and hunting
and stuff like that.
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If I lived up there,
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who would keep the bathrooms clean
and stock down here?
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[gasps]
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[Senshi] When a zombie's stuck
in a toilet, who'd pull it out?
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Who'd fix the Golems if they fell apart?
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You know,
there used to be ten walking around,
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but now, there's only three.
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If they're gone,
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the monsters from the lower floors
would find their way up here.
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That'll force the monsters
that live here now
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to go who knows where.
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And those monsters will force
other monsters out of their homes.
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If that happens,
this place will change in a bad way.
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You won't be able to hunt
or even walk around.
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[Senshi]
The dungeon is the same as a field.
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If you don't take care of it right,
you can't enjoy what it brings you.
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My thinking is,
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in here, I eat what I grow or hunt,
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but I always give something back to it.
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Living like that
makes me appreciate the dungeon,
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makes me feel like
when I step foot in here,
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I'm a part of it all.
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And that makes me happy.
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[gasps]
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But if that's the case,
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is it okay to leave here
to help us on our journey?
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Won't this fall apart without you?
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[Senshi] Nope, I don't have to be here
all the time.
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The Golems can take care of things
for a month or two.
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Besides, if you folks
up and died of malnutrition,
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I'd feel terrible.
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Wait here for me.
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I'll be done in a bit.
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[all exclaim]
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[Laios] Senshi is so amazing.
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What are we doing carrying all of this?
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[Senshi] I use them to barter with.
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Used to sell 'em from a stand
where I'd leave 'em,
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but that didn't work out.
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[Laios] You just left them there?
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[Senshi] Honor system.
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I had a treasure chest there
to drop your money.
249
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,653
[Senshi] But the cash got stolen,
so I stopped doing that.
250
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,655
[Marcille] No wonder that treasure chest…
251
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,574
[Chilchuck] Always had money in it.
252
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,077
Is this floor the only one
you do your bartering on?
253
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,164
My usual customers are down a few floors,
254
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,000
we set up a time to meet,
so they won't be there now.
255
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,461
I didn't want to leave these
rotting on the Golems,
256
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,130
but if we can't trade them off,
we'll just have to toss 'em.
257
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,089
Oh, well.
258
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,218
That is out of the question!
We can't waste this food!
259
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,720
After all the work it took to grow,
260
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,931
it's perfect and shiny and delicious.
261
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,307
[Chilchuck] Veggie lover.
262
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,684
Let's keep going.
263
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,979
With any luck, we'll find someone
on this floor who wants 'em.
264
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,358
[all] This will take forever.
265
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,986
[narrator] Even in a dungeon,
there are merchants.
266
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,367
[man] Enter.
267
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,578
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
268
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,830
[narrator]
Their customers are adventurers,
269
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,999
and those who cannot return to the surface
270
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,585
for… various reasons.
271
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,713
-[man chuckling]
-[Laios] Hmm?
272
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,341
Welcome, good folk, welcome.
273
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,927
Will we be dining in or staying the night?
274
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,095
[Laios] We're here to trade.
275
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,181
Ah, splendid, splendid.
[chuckles]
276
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,975
And what are we trading today?
277
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,351
Vegetables.
278
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,146
Get out! Go on! Get!
279
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,606
But sir, just listen…
280
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,984
If you want to trade something,
bring gold!
281
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,736
Understand? You do know what gold is?
282
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,613
It's round and shiny, and glitters!
283
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,616
We don't want gems or anything valuable.
284
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,369
Just some food and spices
from your kitchen.
285
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371
Look, isn't this round and shiny?
286
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,373
Show this here carrot to your cook.
287
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,542
They'll want to make something good
out of it for sure.
288
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,626
[man] That's disgusting!
289
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,461
-Who the hell would want to eat that?
-[gasps]
290
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,839
You rotten little--
291
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,593
If you treat food like that,
I swear you'll get yours in the end!
292
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,219
[angry growl]
293
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,972
[man] What are you waiting for?
Throw these idiots out of here already!
294
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:08,931
Just listen!
295
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,183
-[guard groans]
-[yelps]
296
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,101
Uh?
297
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,061
[guard groaning]
298
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,105
[tense music]
299
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,357
-[all whimpering]
-[man] Orcs!
300
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,068
First ones to die
are the ones with the weapons!
301
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,362
Go, kill 'em! Kill every one of 'em!
302
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,366
[people screaming and groaning]
303
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,618
-[glass shattering]
-[scared grunt]
304
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,369
Why are orcs here?
305
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,747
They're supposed to live
on the lower floors.
306
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,124
Who cares about that? We have to-- Uh?
307
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,337
[whimpers, grunts]
308
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,755
-Marcille!
-Wait.
309
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,009
[Marcille groans]
Uh?
310
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,306
What'd you think you're doing
hanging around a dump like this, Senshi?
311
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,060
[grunts]
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
312
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,062
[man whimpers, groans]
313
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,106
[orc leader] You in a party with this lot?
314
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,107
[Senshi] That's right.
315
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,819
[orc leader] Humans and elves. Ugh.
316
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,197
Don't tell me your usual customers…
317
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,490
[Senshi] Yep, it's them.
318
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,116
[Marcille groans]
319
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,244
[Chilchuck] I had a feeling
he did business with a rough crowd,
320
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,496
but orcs?
321
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,081
I thought they'd be goblins.
322
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,375
Really? I was sure they'd be Kobolds.
323
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,627
I'd seen the Red Dragon.
324
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,795
[gasps]
325
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,923
[orc leader]
The damn thing used to keep to itself.
326
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,299
Not anymore.
327
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:30,262
He's been showing up near our village,
sniffing around and blowing fire all over.
328
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,599
We gots kids and old orcs
to take cares of.
329
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,059
They can't fight,
330
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,687
so we came up to this floor
till the Dragon left.
331
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,689
You think that could be our dragon?
332
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,816
Tell me, where did you see it?
333
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,070
[orc leader] You think I'd tell you,
a human, where our village is?
334
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,196
Fat chance.
335
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,949
[orc 1]
Chief, we're done killing everyone.
336
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,992
Ah, great.
337
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,202
Pack up whatever's not nailed down then.
338
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,287
What is this? Milk?
339
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,707
[sniffs]
Yuck, it's rotten!
340
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,250
[orc 2] Chuck it.
341
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,211
[orc leader] Them veggies
be something you grew, I guess?
342
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,506
We're on a supply run looking for food.
343
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,591
Appreciate it if you share that with us.
344
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,635
[Senshi] Sure, be happy to.
345
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,053
What you got to trade for it?
346
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:11,971
No trade.
347
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,514
The tribe's desperate.
348
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,559
We barely got up to this floor alive.
349
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,813
You've been a good friend
and I hate to do this, but…
350
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,941
hand over everything you got, right now.
351
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,985
-[Marcille whimpers]
-[Senshi] Hmm…
352
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,778
Can't you reason with him?
353
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,739
[Senshi] All right.
354
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,282
[orc leader] Glad to hear that.
355
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,493
[Senshi] I want to ask you
for a favor in return though.
356
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,705
Let me and my party
spend a night with your tribe.
357
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,748
[Laios, Marcille and Chilchuck] What?
358
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,333
[Senshi] Do me that favor
and you can have my veggies,
359
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,794
my life, hell, anything you want.
360
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:44,712
[orc leader] Huh?
361
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,172
-[Senshi] Also, you there!
-[orc] Me?
362
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,382
[Senshi] That stuff's not rotten,
it's fermented!
363
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,384
Don't you dare throw it away! Bring it!
364
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,013
[quirky music]
365
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,182
They took all our weapons away.
366
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,100
How could you put us in this position?
367
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,561
If we find out
where they set their camp up,
368
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,396
we'll never see the surface again.
369
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,232
Tell me you have a plan.
Please tell me you got a plan.
370
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,525
[Senshi] Mm-hmm.
371
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,029
That jar I told the orc not to throw out
has got yeast in it.
372
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,989
Yeast is a leavening agent.
373
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,200
And I don't know if you noticed,
374
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,828
but the orcs also grabbed
every sack of flour in the kitchen.
375
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,830
You know what that means, don't you?
376
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,040
[Laios] Uh… no.
377
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,293
-[fanfare]
-We can make bread!
378
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,587
-Dummy! I can't believe…
-Wait, so you don't have a plan?
379
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,964
-…how stupid you are!
-Nothing?
380
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,341
-You're an idiot!
-Not one plan?
381
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,176
[orc] Pipe down, you savages!
382
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,722
Is that an elf?
383
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,682
[female orc] What a barbaric face.
384
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,768
You has to stay in this pen.
385
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,187
[gasps]
Dad's back from pillaging.
386
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,441
[Chilchuck] We won't end up as ingredients
on their dinner, will we?
387
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,736
[Senshi] What did you do with that jar
of leavening agent? Huh?
388
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,321
You don't know what it is,
389
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,615
you don't know how to use it,
so give it to me!
390
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,076
Come on! I can make bread with it!
391
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,495
Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!
392
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,830
[muffled]
Bread! Bread!
393
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,960
[Senshi] Put flour, salt, sugar,
leavening agent, and water in a bowl.
394
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,961
Then knead it.
395
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,713
Work that sucker till it's nice and firm.
396
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,174
[orc baby] Are you playing with mud?
397
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,217
Uh? Huh?
398
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,387
[orc leader]
Time for your history lesson, kiddo.
399
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,974
In the old days, we lived up top,
400
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,601
not here in the underground like the bugs.
401
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,521
Humans and elves like those ones
402
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,150
murdered most of our kin
and stole the land we had up there.
403
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,487
I seem to remember
orcs did a whole lot of murdering too.
404
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,446
What's that?
405
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,490
[Senshi]
Now's a good time to add the olive oil.
406
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,741
Hmm.
407
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,620
Anyway, they chased us down
to the underground,
408
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,706
and our tribe found a new home.
409
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,000
For a long time, we lived in peace.
410
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,752
[orc leader]
Till their kind found us again.
411
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,546
To knead, you hold the edge,
412
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,007
-and smack it down, again and again.
-[thudding]
413
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,719
[orc leader] They poured oil in our caves
and set fire to it.
414
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,014
[Marcille] That's because your people
wouldn't stop raiding the villages
415
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,141
-of every other race in the land!
-[thuds]
416
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,852
We was doing what we had to to survive.
417
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,147
All orcs ever did was rob and kill
and terrorize everyone!
418
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,773
That's why you were chased here!
419
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,526
Come on, Marcille, stop it.
We're their guests--
420
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,403
Shut your hole, you damn half-foot!
421
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,739
[Senshi] Get your fingers in there
and work that dough!
422
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,781
[Chilchuck] Sorry.
423
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,034
[orc leader] Give me that. I'll do it!
424
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,494
Your kind chased my tribe underground.
425
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,622
We found this dungeon
and made it our home,
426
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,040
and you come here to steal it!
427
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,461
It was the villagers who were the first
to discover the dungeon!
428
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,297
But us orcs were the first
to come down this deep!
429
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,091
If that's where you want to go with it,
then zombies were here first!
430
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,845
Once you get it stretching easy,
it's time for the first proofing.
431
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,348
[Marcille and orc leader sigh]
432
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,768
[Senshi] When the dough gets twice as big,
cut it into equal pieces,
433
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,561
then shape with your hands.
434
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,065
-Why you've been so quiet, tall-man?
-[Laios] Huh?
435
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,108
Don't you have no opinion on things?
436
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,988
[orc leader] Rumors say if a body defeats
the mad mage that built this dungeon,
437
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,491
a body gets to rule the castle.
438
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,744
You must be here
to get to the bottom of this dungeon?
439
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,745
Oh?
440
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,999
[orc leader] When you get your kingdom,
what you gonna do then?
441
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,461
I know all about that rumor too,
442
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,964
but I never thought about it that much.
443
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,924
[orc leader] Typical adventurer.
444
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,593
If I cut down to the bone,
you're all the same.
445
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,137
A bunch of greedy idiots.
446
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,974
All you care about is gold and power.
447
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,559
The thought someone like that
could rule this place
448
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,521
-makes my hair stand up all prickly-like.
-[orc baby giggles]
449
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,775
That's how come if we see
a surface dweller down here, we kill 'em.
450
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,318
Okay, that does it!
451
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,071
If you're so noble,
take over the castle yourself!
452
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,824
Or is stealing stuff
the only thing orcs are good at doing?
453
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,326
You got guts, elf girl.
454
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,828
I like you.
455
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,497
I'm gonna throw you in the fire myself!
456
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,916
See? The only thing you know how to do
is violence!
457
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,668
Let it proof some more.
458
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,920
[Marcille and orc leader grunt angrily]
459
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,424
[Senshi] Then, once it finishes rising,
460
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,427
set it down over some low heat.
461
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,679
-[sniffing]
-[Senshi] Steam it for a little bit,
462
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,931
and when you open the lid…
463
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:06,932
[Marcille] Ah!
464
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,935
…we got ourselves some bread!
465
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,979
[Marcille] It smells amazing!
466
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,647
[Senshi] Let's have a taste.
467
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,026
Hold it! That bread belongs to my tribe.
468
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,944
And we're not giving you any.
469
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:19,945
What?
470
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:23,198
[orc leader] You said you wanted
to make bread and we let you make it,
471
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,367
but we decide what to do with it.
472
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,577
[annoyed groan]
473
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,537
-[annoyed groan]
-[orc baby] Daddy?
474
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,455
Hmm?
475
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,290
We all made it together,
476
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,584
why can't we all eat it together too?
477
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,294
[orc leader grunts, sighs]
478
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,174
It's not a proper meal
if you only have bread.
479
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,594
Main dish, side dish, and veggies,
480
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,055
you need all of those for a balanced meal.
481
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,181
Your daddy there,
482
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,225
he just wanted to wait
until all the other dishes were ready.
483
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,810
Hold your tongue, elf!
484
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,145
[Senshi] She's right.
485
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,189
Your pop said
we could stay with your family
486
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,566
-if we let him have our vegetables.
-[orc leader] Uh?
487
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,611
[Senshi] And your daddy's an orc
who always keeps his word.
488
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:04,615
[groaning, sighs]
489
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,785
[orc leader]
Hey! Get them whatever they need!
490
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,869
[sighs]
491
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,871
[light music]
492
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,251
FRESHLY PICKED STEWED CABBAGE
493
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,170
[orc leader] There. It's ready.
494
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,297
-Eat up!
-Yep.
495
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,340
It looks yummy.
496
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,808
Oh, it's good--
497
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,267
[grunts, groans]
498
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,603
It's good and spicy!
499
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,773
We used the same ingredients
as we did for your stewed cabbage,
500
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,025
but this tastes totally different.
501
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,487
Before, I said
orcs are only good at stealing,
502
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,656
but you're pretty good cooks too.
503
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,366
Shut your hole.
504
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,409
[Laios] Um…
505
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:53,288
earlier, you asked why I wanted
to get to the bottom of the dungeon.
506
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,333
My sister was eaten by a Red Dragon.
507
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,710
And we're just trying to find it.
508
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:03,924
But if you can tell us where you saw it,
we can go find it and kill it.
509
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,302
We won't go near your village
or tell anyone about it.
510
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,763
[orc leader] Hmm.
511
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,642
[Laios] I swear.
512
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,858
Hey, get me that map.
513
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,276
-[orc] On it!
-[Marcille sighs]
514
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,320
[orc leader]
We saw it two floors down from here.
515
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,781
Near the living quarters on the west side.
516
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,783
Thanks a lot.
517
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,125
From now on, I promise
I'll think hard about what to do
518
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,169
if I end up ruling the castle.
519
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:44,173
Ha! To think a guy caught by orcs
and forced to make bread
520
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,425
-could ever be a king of anything.
-Uh?
521
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,428
Well, good luck to you.
522
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,971
[indistinct chatter]
523
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,181
This is so good.
524
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,230
Did you know that cabbage
was grown on the back of a Golem?
525
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,566
-Hmm?
-[Marcille giggles]
526
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,485
[narrator] Opinions may differ,
527
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,405
but we can all agree, we get hungry.
528
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,076
Delicious dungeon food
brings folks together.
529
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,204
Delicious in dungeon.
530
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,373
[closing theme music]