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《迷宫饭》

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在迷宫的地下三层

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通过地下墓地 穿越尖塔之森

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便会通到黄金城堡内部

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曾经繁荣一时的城堡内

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如今布满霉菌与尘埃
昔日光景不复存在

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不知从何处传来的脚步声

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究竟属于冒险者的

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还是死后仍在徘徊流离的

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昔日居民的？

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那是骷髅

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这是人类

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那是食尸鬼

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你怎么知道啊？好吓人

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生物、骨头和腐烂物的脚步声

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截然不同啊

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往左边走吧

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右边好像有巨魔像在戒备着

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巨魔像是以泥巴、土壤、石头
组成的一种人形魔法生物

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会遵从主人下达的命令

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被用来当作忠实的人偶

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等一下

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话先说在前头 巨魔像有99%都是土

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不能吃喔

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那些家伙是货真价实的魔法生物

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我连做法都知道

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-教我吧
-不行

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你知道做法后要拿来干吗？

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老夫是对巨魔像的身体感兴趣

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跟着老夫走吧

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这里是老夫平时作为据点的营地

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你住在这里？

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很少会过夜

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基本上都是在第二层或第四层狩猎

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每个月到镇上采购
调味料等缺少的物资

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当时与你们相遇
也是在老夫采购的回程上

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第三层能够食用的魔物很少

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大部分不是腐烂了就是只剩骨头

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不过呢…

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巨魔像

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那美妙的生物不一样

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巨魔像的身体富含大量营养素

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总是保有适当的温度与湿度

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所以换句话说

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你把巨魔像当作田地啊？

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城堡里的人听到后会哭啦

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魔法研究者也会跟着哭

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为什么？

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老夫虽然不喜欢魔法
但巨魔像值得赞赏

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所有农田都应该像那样

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毕竟巨魔像不容易长害虫

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还会驱赶偷菜贼

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对方的目的不是要偷菜吧

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而且还会控制湿度

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只要播种或插苗

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之后巨魔像就会自行帮忙培育

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话是这么说
但还是不能缺少细微的照顾

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所以老夫才会在这里设立据点

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有好多只都出现了

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你要怎么做？

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-需要帮忙吗？
-不用

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好强啊

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他很熟练呢

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他怎么会知道巨魔像的核心在哪？

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该不会…

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结束了

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帮忙从巨魔像身上采收蔬菜吧

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从刚才就觉得好像很茂密
这些全部都是蔬菜？

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从巨魔像的角度来看
不就像是被寄生吗？

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植物扎根反而会让土壤变稳固

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所以可以说是共生关系

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真的假的？

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不过杂草记得要拔掉喔

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大丰收

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看来终于可以久违吃到普通的蔬菜了

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杂草拿到这里来

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堆放在这附近就会干枯

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枯萎之后

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埋回巨魔像的身体里就会自然分解

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然后这些是在别处制作的肥料

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再将其混进巨魔像里

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果然没错

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果然没错？

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你会知道巨魔像核心的位置
是因为那是你埋进去的吧

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太令我无语了

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激活未经许可的魔法生物
是犯罪行为耶

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老夫只是翻动土壤
将其恢复原状而已

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所以是规避法律的魔法生物？

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仔细混合土壤 堆成田畦

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种植相同植物会引发连作障碍

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所以播种的巨魔像要错开

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好累啊

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感觉比和魔物战斗消耗更多体力

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多亏有你们帮忙 速度快多了

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喝水之后好想上厕所

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现在趁那位精灵女孩不在的期间

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把松散的土壤尽量集中起来

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太郎、次郎、三郎

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把那些埋进去就会马上复活吗？

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不 需要一些时间

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正好会在种子扎好根

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土壤移动也不会散落的时候

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他对待巨魔像的方式充满了爱呢

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真了不起

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原来这就是你的生活方式啊

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你不觉得辛苦吗？

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老夫是因为喜欢才做的

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一点也不觉得辛苦

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大概就这样吧

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现在来享受劳动的成果吧

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颜色好漂亮

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我的削皮技术也进步了

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切这么大块真的可以吗？

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可以

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要点火吗？我来吧

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不需要 用打火石点就好

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你总是那样点火 用魔法明明比较快

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你不久前不是才开心地称赞
巨魔像很方便吗？

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选择用轻松的方式解决
就会导致某项技能退步

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方便和安逸是不同的

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你的做法和去商店直接买菜没有不同

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巴西利斯克培根剩最后一块了

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完成了

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（巨魔像田园鲜蔬午餐）

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-开动了
-开动了

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超级好吃

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竟然能在这样的地底下
种出如此美味的菜 真不可思议

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或许是巨魔像身上的
某种成分影响了味道呢

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别那样说

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就算会走路还是会叫喊 那都是田

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话说回来 巨魔像有99%是土对吧？

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那剩下的1%是什么？

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秘密

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天啊 太好吃了

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吃得好饱

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饱餐一顿之后就想睡觉了

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你们可以休息没关系

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老夫还有一点事要处理

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要自己收拾

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老夫去一下厕所

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这附近的厕所规划得很好呢

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不是随便挖个洞而已

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迷宫里行人较多的地方

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设有可以解决内急的厕所

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环境总是很干净

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偶尔还会装饰花朵之类的

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看来有勤奋的人在呢

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嗯？

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先西

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怎么了？

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你在干吗？

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老夫在收集厕所的粪尿 运去肥料缸

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真佩服你能在吃饱后做这件事

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这些是此地重要的肥料之一

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那么刚才的蔬菜也…

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玛露希尔 那点和地面上是一样的吧

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是没错啦 但总觉得很反感

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先西为什么如此
执着于迷宫里的生活呢？

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要自给自足的话在地面上也做得到啊

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你不会觉得在外面
耕田和狩猎比较轻松吗？

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那样的话 谁要来维护迷宫的厕所？

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谁要来除掉摔进厕所里的僵尸？

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谁能来扶起倒下的巨魔像？

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以前巨魔像的数量超过十只
如今只剩三只

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要是巨魔像消失

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较低等的魔物就会跑上来

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被那些家伙赶跑的其他魔物
又会闯入其他地方

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然后换那批魔物再驱赶别的同族

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若发生那种事 这里就会完全变了样

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不管是行走或狩猎
都无法随心所欲地进行

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迷宫和农田都一样

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不能弃之不顾又想享受好处

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更重要的是

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食用这里栽种的农作物并反馈给迷宫

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持续那样的生活后
才终于觉得自己真正融入了这座迷宫

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那让老夫十分开心

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但那样的话

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你为了我们离开这里没问题吗？

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这一带要是荒废…

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不用担心

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只是离开一到两个月的话
巨魔像会帮忙打理的

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而且你们若因为营养不良而死掉
老夫也会良心不安

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在这等一下

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老夫会尽快做好准备

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先西真是了不起

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这些蔬菜要怎么办？

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平时老夫会用来以物易物

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或设立无人商店贩卖

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无人商店？

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之前采用让买家自己
放钱到宝箱的方式

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但钱总是被偷走 所以就没再那样做

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所以那个宝箱…

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才会总是装着钱

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以物易物是在这附近进行吗？

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再下去几层有老主顾

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但现在过去对方应该不会接受交易吧

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老夫不想闲置田地

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所以就把作物采收了

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但用不到的话丢掉也罢

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千万不行 要珍惜食物

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你辛辛苦苦把蔬菜
栽种得这么有光泽又美味

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已经产生感情了呢

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那我们果然得在这附近找人交易

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-这附近啊？
-这附近啊？

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迷宫里也有商人

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进来吧

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大多数的客人都是冒险者

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或因故无法返回地面的人

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欢迎光临 客人

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今天要住宿还是用餐？

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我们要交易

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这样啊

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那各位要拿什么做交易呢？

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蔬菜

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给我滚回去

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等等 至少听我们说…

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要交易就拿钱过来

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懂吗？我说的是钱

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又圆又亮的那个金色物体

220
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,616
我们没有要交换宝石

221
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,368
这里不是有厨房吗？

222
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,369
你会用到食材…

223
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371
这作物也是又圆又亮呀

224
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,374
把这胡萝卜拿给厨师看吧

225
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,750
他们一定会想拿去煮的

226
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,461
谁要吃那种恶心的东西啦

227
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,839
太过分了

228
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,593
你这样糟蹋食物会遭天谴的

229
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,221
快把这些家伙撵出去

230
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,223
-快点
-听我们说…

231
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,101
怎么了？

232
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,357
是半兽人

233
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,319
先从有武器的人开始杀

234
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,362
一个活口都不留

235
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,369
为何会出现半兽人？

236
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,747
这些家伙不是应该
在更深层的地方吗？

237
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,707
别说了 总之我们快逃…

238
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,755
-玛露希尔
-等一下

239
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,306
你怎么会在这种地方 先西？

240
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,060
老夫也想问你这个问题

241
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,106
他们是你认识的人吗？

242
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,107
没错

243
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,903
没想到你会跟人类和精灵结伴

244
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,197
你说的老主顾该不会…

245
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,949
就是他们

246
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,496
虽然早就预想到会是这种情况
不过原来是半兽人啊？

247
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,081
我以为顶多就是哥布林

248
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,375
我还以为是狗头人

249
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,627
炎龙出现了

250
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:25,299
以往极少现身的炎龙

251
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:30,262
最近开始在我们村落附近出没

252
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,890
我们的聚落里有些人不能战斗

253
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,269
为了暂时避难才会来到这一层

254
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,689
他说的炎龙该不会就是那只吧？

255
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,816
你是在哪里看到那只龙的？

256
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,278
要我向你们说出村落的位置？

257
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,196
我拒绝

258
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,949
老大 里面搞定了

259
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,992
很好

260
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,202
把看起来能用的东西全部搬出来

261
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,079
这是什么东西？

262
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,707
坏掉的牛奶吗？

263
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,250
丢掉吧

264
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,211
那些是你种的农作物吧？

265
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,589
如你所见 我们现在开支很大

266
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,591
可以的话希望你可以分给我们

267
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,677
以物易物吗？

268
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,053
是那样的话 这些…

269
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:11,971
不

270
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,514
我说过了吧？

271
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,559
我们现在手头很紧

272
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,022
拜托朋友这种事实在让我心痛

273
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,483
但可以把身上的东西全部交出来吗？

274
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,653
先西

275
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,739
好吧

276
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,282
太好了

277
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,493
不过条件是你要答应老夫一个请求

278
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,830
今晚让我们借住在你们的营地吧

279
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:38,748
-什么？
-什么？

280
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,708
只要你同意

281
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,794
不管是生命或蔬菜我们都会乖乖奉上

282
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:44,712
什么？

283
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,172
还有那边的你

284
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,507
那食品不是坏掉 是发酵了

285
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,342
一定要带回去

286
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,348
你为何要那样说啊？

287
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,100
他们连我们的武器都没收了

288
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,561
一旦知道他们营地的地点

289
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,396
我们就无法再回到地表了

290
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,441
你是有什么考量吧？

291
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:11,030
刚才老夫交代半兽人要带回去的瓶子

292
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,616
那是酵母制成的面种

293
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:18,871
而且半兽人也带走了
刚才那间厨房的面粉

294
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,039
也就是说…

295
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,040
也就是说？

296
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,876
可以做面包

297
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,587
-笨蛋
-原来不是有什么计划吗？

298
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,131
-笨蛋
-你竟然只是想做面包

299
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,341
笨蛋

300
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,176
喂 你们几个 给我安静点

301
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,722
是精灵

302
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,682
多么野蛮的长相啊

303
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,851
进去这个围栏里

304
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,187
爸爸回来了

305
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,441
我们最终不会成为
他们今天的食材吧？

306
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,152
把那罐面种拿去哪了？

307
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,615
你不知道要怎么用
那根本是白白浪费好东西

308
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,076
拿过来 老夫帮你们做面包

309
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,954
面包

310
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:06,293
将高筋面粉、盐巴、砂糖
面种与水混合

311
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,713
揉捏再搅拌到成团为止

312
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,216
你们在玩泥巴吗？

313
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,217
什么？

314
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,595
来学习历史吧

315
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,891
以前我们没住在地底下

316
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,601
而是生活在地面上

317
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,771
那里的精灵和人类们

318
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,775
杀害了我们的许多伙伴并抢走了领土

319
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,571
半兽人不是也杀了
很多其他种族的生物吗？

320
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,488
你说什么？

321
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,490
这时加入橄榄油

322
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,620
被赶离地面的我们到处流浪

323
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:46,000
最后在地底下找到栖身之地
暂时过上一段平稳的日子

324
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,836
直到再度被他们找到为止

325
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:53,007
抓起面团的边缘 用摔打的方式揉捏

326
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,969
那群家伙在地底下倒油放火

327
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:01,682
还不都是因为你们
不断掠夺其他种族村落的东西

328
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,852
我们不那么做就活不下去

329
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,230
你们还没搬到地底生活前
就是那种行事作风啊

330
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,773
所以才会被赶走

331
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,526
别说了 玛露希尔 别太过分…

332
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,320
给我闭嘴 半身人

333
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,739
揉捏时再出点力行不行啊？

334
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,781
抱歉

335
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,034
拿来 我来揉

336
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,494
我们被赶离地面 逃到地底

337
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,622
就连好不容易找到的迷宫

338
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,916
你们也想夺走

339
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,461
最先发现迷宫的是地表上方的村民

340
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,297
但最早潜入深处的是我们

341
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,091
如果照你的逻辑
在附近游荡的僵尸比你们更早啦

342
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,428
揉到面团能顺利拉长后
进行第一次发酵

343
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:47,853
等它膨胀到约两倍大
再平均分割并整圆

344
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,522
你一直都保持沉默呢 高个子

345
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,108
你又是怎么想的？

346
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,446
据世人所说 打倒创建
这座迷宫的疯狂魔法师

347
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,491
就能获得整座城堡

348
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,702
你前往迷宫深处是为了什么？

349
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,582
当你获得王国 你会怎么做？

350
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:14,964
我听过那个传闻
但从来没有想过这问题

351
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,924
真是让我无言以对

352
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,593
所谓的冒险者尽是像你的一帮人

353
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,721
一心想着要赚日薪或试身手

354
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,974
你们都是自私自利的蠢货

355
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,394
想到这座城堡要是落入你这种人手中

356
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,104
就令我不寒而栗

357
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,775
这就是我们看到地表上的人
就一律杀害的原因

358
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,402
那只是歪理吧

359
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,071
既然如此 你们也去争取坐上王座啊

360
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,824
还是说半兽人会做的事就只有掠夺？

361
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,326
你只有气势倒是不错嘛

362
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,828
我喜欢

363
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,497
我要把你活生生地扔进火堆里

364
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,916
看吧 你就是爱动不动就诉诸暴力

365
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,668
第二次发酵

366
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,424
在面团膨胀到一定的程度之后

367
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,427
用小火一面一面烤

368
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,679
稍微蒸一下

369
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,931
接着打开锅盖

370
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,518
面包就完成了

371
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,979
好香喔

372
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,647
来试吃吧

373
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,026
等一下 那些面包是我们的东西

374
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,944
不是给你们吃的

375
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:19,945
什么？

376
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,781
你说想做面包 所以我答应了

377
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,743
不过要怎么处理面包是我们的自由

378
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,871
爸爸

379
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:33,625
明明是大家一起做的
他们却不能吃面包吗？

380
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,174
因为只吃面包不能算是一餐呀

381
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:46,138
要有主食、主菜、配菜
吃得均衡才是好的一餐

382
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:50,225
你爸爸是要我们等到其他料理也煮好

383
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,643
喂 你在那边胡说什么？

384
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,938
没错 他答应要招待我们留宿一晚

385
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,815
以换取我们的蔬菜

386
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,611
你父亲可是不会食言的男人

387
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,243
喂 给他们随便煮点东西

388
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,251
（刚抢来的卷心菜炖肉）

389
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,170
来 煮好了

390
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,380
-吃吧
-好

391
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,465
我开动了

392
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,724
好好吃喔

393
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,267
超辣的

394
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,853
微辣又美味

395
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,773
使用的食材
明明和先西的炖卷心菜一样

396
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,025
却化为截然不同的料理呢

397
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,695
我刚才说半兽人只会掠夺

398
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,239
但你们其实满有一套的嘛

399
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,199
少啰嗦

400
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,409
那个…

401
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:53,288
关于我前往迷宫深处的原因

402
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,333
那是因为我妹妹被炎龙吃了

403
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,710
所以我正在追那只龙

404
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,924
只要你肯说出地点
我们就会打倒炎龙

405
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,302
绝对不会干涉你们的村落

406
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,642
我向你保证

407
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,858
喂 把地图拿来

408
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:21,775
好的

409
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,862
要从这里往下两层

410
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,364
我们最后一次见到它
是在西边居住区附近

411
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,324
谢谢你

412
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:38,000
从现在起我在探索的同时

413
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,169
会好好思考获得这座迷宫后要怎么做

414
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,131
我很难想象被半兽人抓走

415
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,008
还做面包的家伙会成为国王

416
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,428
不过你好好加油吧

417
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,055
好好吃喔

418
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:59,980
我跟你说喔 那些卷心菜
是从巨魔像的背上长出来的

419
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,696
即使想法有所差异
会感到饥饿这点大家都是相同的

420
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:15,204
尽管只是迷宫饭 但也不容小觑

421
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:46,962
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