1 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:27,879 DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON 2 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,761 The third floor of the dungeon, 3 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,098 after you go through the graveyard in the tallest tower's forests, 4 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,892 you'll arrive inside the Golden Castle. 5 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:42,811 Once opulent, 6 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,730 the interior is now covered in dust and mold, 7 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,691 a shadow of its former glory. 8 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,194 Deep within, footsteps echo through the halls, 9 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,572 they could belong to another adventurer, 10 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:57,409 or to a former resident, now undead. 11 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,287 That there's a skeleton. 12 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,416 That's a human. 13 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,837 That's a ghoul. 14 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,173 You're weirdly accurate. But how? 15 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,425 The footsteps of people, skeletons, and zombies 16 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,010 all sound totally different. 17 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,388 Hmm? 18 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,224 We'll go left. 19 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,476 There are Golems down that other corridor. 20 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:29,065 Golems, magical creatures made from mud, dirt, and stone, 21 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,901 and humanoid in shape, 22 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,321 puppets that follow their creators every order. 23 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,405 Wait. 24 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,201 Before you say it, we are not eating Golems! 25 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,119 They're 99 percent rocks and dirt. 26 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,205 They're not alive, they're magical. 27 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,081 Heck, even I can make one of them. 28 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,958 -Teach me how! -No. 29 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,836 If she taught you how, we all know what you'd do with it. 30 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,590 If there's Golems down there, I need to get some things from 'em. 31 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:54,925 Follow me. 32 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:58,970 My base camp. 33 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,514 It's not much, but make yourselves at home. 34 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,724 Whoa. 35 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,393 Oh, do you live here? 36 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,729 Nah, I don't sleep here much. 37 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:10,774 I do my hunting on the second and fourth floors. 38 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,609 Around about every month or so, 39 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,987 I go to the village to get spice and other stuff I'm low on. 40 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,824 In fact, I ran into you on my way back from a supply run. 41 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,078 There's not much to eat here on the third. 42 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,580 Most of the monsters you find are either rotten away 43 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,374 or just bones walking around. 44 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,000 But… 45 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,710 we got Golems! 46 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,255 Whoo, boy, they are something special! 47 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,090 Their bodies are filled with nutrients, 48 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:38,093 and they maintain a consistent temperature and humidity. 49 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,762 A useful critter if there ever was one. 50 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,473 So what you're saying is… 51 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,059 you use them as a walking veggie patch? 52 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,811 That's an affront to farming! 53 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,729 And to magic scholaring too! 54 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,147 What's the harm? 55 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,318 I might not like magic much, but I dang well appreciate Golems. 56 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,988 They're a whole lot better than your average cropland. 57 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,991 Bugs are never a problem 'cause they kill 'em all. 58 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,994 They deal with vegetable thieves too. 59 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,996 Who'd steal veggies off a Golem? 60 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,998 They keep their water levels perfect 61 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,499 so they don't dry out. 62 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,585 And anything you plant on 'em is guaranteed to grow, 63 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,254 they do all the hard work for you. 64 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:18,049 But like any field of crops, they need tending now and again. 65 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,760 That's how come I set up my base camp here. 66 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:37,861 No way! 67 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:39,779 What are you gonna do? 68 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,197 -Should we help? -Nope! 69 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,468 That's amazing. 70 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,844 He knows how to handle 'em. 71 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,765 How does he know where the magic cores are to disable 'em? 72 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,683 I think I know how. 73 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,268 All done. 74 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,897 You mind helping me harvest all the veggies off 'em? 75 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,106 I couldn't even tell 76 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,275 these were gardens on their backs at first. 77 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,194 Since the plants live on the Golems, 78 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,529 are they like… parasites to them? 79 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,532 Nope, it's a symbiotic kind of thing. 80 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,202 Once the plants take root, they hold the dirt together 81 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,204 and make the Golem's body stronger. 82 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:30,747 Really? 83 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,707 Give me a hand pulling up these weeds. 84 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,217 Now that's a harvest! 85 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,553 Finally, we get to eat some normal vegetables! 86 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,972 Set the weeds over here so they can dry out. 87 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,392 Dead weeds make great fertilizer. 88 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,811 In fact, I got a batch ready from last time 89 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,604 that I'll bury in the Golems now. 90 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,730 Huh? 91 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,983 These jars are filled with a different kind of fertilizer. 92 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,277 I give the Golem a splash of it… 93 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,737 …and it's good to go! 94 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,863 I knew it! 95 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,240 Knew what? 96 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,575 That's how you knew where the Golems' cores were! 97 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,619 You plant them back each time yourself! 98 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,496 It is a crime, you know. 99 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:14,374 Tampering with magical creatures without permission. 100 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,920 What crime? I'm just tilling soil and tending a farm. 101 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,964 An illegal Golem farm. 102 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,300 Till the soil up good and dig some ridges. 103 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,971 Also, never plant the same thing in the Golem you got it from, 104 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,390 rotating crops keeps the soil working right. 105 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,561 I'm so tired. 106 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:38,106 I felt like it took more effort than fighting monsters. 107 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,316 Thanks to all your help, it got done faster 108 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,734 than if I did it myself. 109 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,571 I drank so much water I need to pee. 110 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,909 All right, while the elf girl's in the bathroom, 111 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,163 do me another favor and help me sweep up this extra dirt. 112 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:03,047 Taro, Jiro, Saburo. 113 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,050 Do they revive right away after you bury 'em? 114 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,553 No, it takes a little while. 115 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,055 The roots need time to grow enough, 116 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,767 so the dirt doesn't come apart when the Golem gets up and moves. 117 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,815 You really do care a lot about these Golems. 118 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,942 That's so amazing. 119 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,944 And you've been doing this all by yourself. 120 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,821 Hasn't that been difficult? 121 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,116 Nothing hard about it at all. 122 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,868 It's a thing I like doing. 123 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,748 We're all done! 124 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:41,085 Now, let's have a feast of all the stuff we worked so hard to get. 125 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,590 What a beautiful color. 126 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,593 Guess I'm the expert at peeling things now. 127 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,264 You want it smaller or is it okay? 128 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,724 Nah, that's perfect. 129 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,145 Need to light that fire? I can do it. 130 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,105 I got my striker and flint for that. 131 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,234 You don't have to light it that way all the time. 132 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,027 It'd be faster with magic. 133 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,113 How can you like Golems and be anti-magic? 134 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,407 Every time you do a thing the easy way, 135 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,368 it dulls your skill for doing it. 136 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,745 Convenient and simple ain't the same. 137 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,705 Doing things your way with magic 138 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,124 is the same as buying veggies at the store. 139 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,793 Hmm. 140 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,717 This is the last of the Basilisk bacon. 141 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,306 It's ready. 142 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,142 FRESH VEGETABLE LUNCH FROM THE GOLEM GARDEN 143 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,144 Thank you for the meal! 144 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,777 This is so good! 145 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,406 How can something that grows underground be this delicious? 146 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,409 Maybe the veggies taste so good 'cause there's something in the Golem. 147 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,410 Shut it! 148 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,329 I don't care if it walks, it's just a veggie patch. 149 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:02,667 Oh, by the way, if a Golem's body is 99 percent dirt, 150 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,669 what's the last 1 percent of it? 151 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,671 That's secret. 152 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,550 Oh, that hit the spot. 153 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,802 I'm so stuffed. 154 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,847 I feel like taking a nap now. 155 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,056 Go on and take one. 156 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,268 I got a few chores I need to do anyway. 157 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,354 Help clean up. 158 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,689 Gonna hit the head. 159 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,568 I appreciate having a nice, clean bathroom way down here. 160 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,946 It's so much better than your typical hole dug in the ground. 161 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,949 In a dungeon where there's a lot of foot traffic, 162 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,535 there are designated areas for restrooms. 163 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,663 They're always so well-maintained, 164 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,207 some of them even have fresh flowers in them. 165 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,460 I wonder who goes to all the trouble? 166 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,212 Mm? 167 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,964 Senshi! 168 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,175 What is it? 169 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,343 What are you doing? 170 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,928 I'm gonna fill up my fertilizer pots 171 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,056 with the slop from the toilets. 172 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,475 I can't believe you can do that after eating. 173 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,519 This is the best fertilizer we have down here. 174 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,481 Then the veggies we ate were… 175 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,942 Get a grip. That's how it's done up top too. 176 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,195 Yeah, I know. It's still gross. 177 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,030 Hey, Senshi. Hang on. 178 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,116 Why do you go to all this trouble to live down here? 179 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,620 No offense, but life's easier up top. 180 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,580 You can still be self-sufficient 181 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,583 and do all your farming and hunting and stuff like that. 182 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,835 If I lived up there, 183 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,713 who would keep the bathrooms clean and stock down here? 184 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,926 When a zombie's stuck in a toilet, who'd pull it out? 185 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,845 Who'd fix the Golems if they fell apart? 186 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,474 You know, there used to be ten walking around, 187 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,518 but now, there's only three. 188 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,644 If they're gone, 189 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:48,272 the monsters from the lower floors would find their way up here. 190 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,316 That'll force the monsters that live here now 191 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,776 to go who knows where. 192 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,738 And those monsters will force other monsters out of their homes. 193 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:59,575 If that happens, this place will change in a bad way. 194 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,036 You won't be able to hunt or even walk around. 195 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,997 The dungeon is the same as a field. 196 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:09,419 If you don't take care of it right, you can't enjoy what it brings you. 197 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,753 My thinking is, 198 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,381 in here, I eat what I grow or hunt, 199 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,675 but I always give something back to it. 200 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,428 Living like that makes me appreciate the dungeon, 201 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,680 makes me feel like when I step foot in here, 202 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,014 I'm a part of it all. 203 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,017 And that makes me happy. 204 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,021 But if that's the case, 205 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,233 is it okay to leave here to help us on our journey? 206 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,652 Won't this fall apart without you? 207 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,905 Nope, I don't have to be here all the time. 208 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,908 The Golems can take care of things for a month or two. 209 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,537 Besides, if you folks up and died of malnutrition, 210 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,997 I'd feel terrible. 211 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,081 Wait here for me. 212 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,791 I'll be done in a bit. 213 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,716 Senshi is so amazing. 214 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,930 What are we doing carrying all of this? 215 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,224 I use them to barter with. 216 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,602 Used to sell 'em from a stand where I'd leave 'em, 217 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,061 but that didn't work out. 218 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,897 You just left them there? 219 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,148 Honor system. 220 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,317 I had a treasure chest there to drop your money. 221 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,653 But the cash got stolen, so I stopped doing that. 222 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,655 No wonder that treasure chest… 223 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,574 Always had money in it. 224 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,077 Is this floor the only one you do your bartering on? 225 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,164 My usual customers are down a few floors, 226 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,000 we set up a time to meet, so they won't be there now. 227 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,461 I didn't want to leave these rotting on the Golems, 228 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,130 but if we can't trade them off, we'll just have to toss 'em. 229 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,089 Oh, well. 230 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,218 That is out of the question! We can't waste this food! 231 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,720 After all the work it took to grow, 232 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,931 it's perfect and shiny and delicious. 233 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,307 Veggie lover. 234 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,684 Let's keep going. 235 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,979 With any luck, we'll find someone on this floor who wants 'em. 236 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,358 This will take forever. 237 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,986 Even in a dungeon, there are merchants. 238 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,367 Enter. 239 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,831 Their customers are adventurers, 240 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,999 and those who cannot return to the surface 241 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,585 for… various reasons. 242 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,713 Hmm? 243 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,341 Welcome, good folk, welcome. 244 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,927 Will we be dining in or staying the night? 245 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,095 We're here to trade. 246 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,181 Ah, splendid, splendid. 247 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,975 And what are we trading today? 248 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,351 Vegetables. 249 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,146 Get out! Go on! Get! 250 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,606 But sir, just listen… 251 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,984 If you want to trade something, bring gold! 252 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,736 Understand? You do know what gold is? 253 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,613 It's round and shiny, and glitters! 254 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,616 We don't want gems or anything valuable. 255 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,369 Just some food and spices from your kitchen. 256 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371 Look, isn't this round and shiny? 257 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,373 Show this here carrot to your cook. 258 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,542 They'll want to make something good out of it for sure. 259 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,626 That's disgusting! 260 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,461 Who the hell would want to eat that? 261 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,839 You rotten little-- 262 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,593 If you treat food like that, I swear you'll get yours in the end! 263 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,972 What are you waiting for? Throw these idiots out of here already! 264 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:08,931 Just listen! 265 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,101 Uh? 266 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,357 Orcs! 267 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,068 First ones to die are the ones with the weapons! 268 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,362 Go, kill 'em! Kill every one of 'em! 269 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,369 Why are orcs here? 270 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,747 They're supposed to live on the lower floors. 271 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,124 Who cares about that? We have to-- Uh? 272 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,755 -Marcille! -Wait. 273 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,009 Uh? 274 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:50,306 What'd you think you're doing hanging around a dump like this, Senshi? 275 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,060 I was gonna ask you the same thing. 276 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,106 You in a party with this lot? 277 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,107 That's right. 278 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,819 Humans and elves. Ugh. 279 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,197 Don't tell me your usual customers… 280 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,490 Yep, it's them. 281 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,244 I had a feeling he did business with a rough crowd, 282 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,496 but orcs? 283 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,081 I thought they'd be goblins. 284 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,375 Really? I was sure they'd be Kobolds. 285 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,627 I'd seen the Red Dragon. 286 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,923 The damn thing used to keep to itself. 287 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,299 Not anymore. 288 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:30,262 He's been showing up near our village, sniffing around and blowing fire all over. 289 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,599 We gots kids and old orcs to take cares of. 290 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,059 They can't fight, 291 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,687 so we came up to this floor till the Dragon left. 292 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,689 You think that could be our dragon? 293 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,816 Tell me, where did you see it? 294 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,070 You think I'd tell you, a human, where our village is? 295 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,196 Fat chance. 296 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,949 Chief, we're done killing everyone. 297 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,992 Ah, great. 298 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,202 Pack up whatever's not nailed down then. 299 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,287 What is this? Milk? 300 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,707 Yuck, it's rotten! 301 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,250 Chuck it. 302 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,211 Them veggies be something you grew, I guess? 303 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,506 We're on a supply run looking for food. 304 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,591 Appreciate it if you share that with us. 305 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,635 Sure, be happy to. 306 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,053 What you got to trade for it? 307 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:11,971 No trade. 308 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,514 The tribe's desperate. 309 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,559 We barely got up to this floor alive. 310 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,813 You've been a good friend and I hate to do this, but… 311 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,941 hand over everything you got, right now. 312 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,985 Hmm… 313 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,778 Can't you reason with him? 314 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,739 All right. 315 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,282 Glad to hear that. 316 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,493 I want to ask you for a favor in return though. 317 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,705 Let me and my party spend a night with your tribe. 318 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,748 What? 319 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,333 Do me that favor and you can have my veggies, 320 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,794 my life, hell, anything you want. 321 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:44,712 Huh? 322 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,172 -Also, you there! -Me? 323 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,382 That stuff's not rotten, it's fermented! 324 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,384 Don't you dare throw it away! Bring it! 325 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,182 They took all our weapons away. 326 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,100 How could you put us in this position? 327 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,561 If we find out where they set their camp up, 328 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,396 we'll never see the surface again. 329 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,232 Tell me you have a plan. Please tell me you got a plan. 330 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,525 Mm-hmm. 331 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,029 That jar I told the orc not to throw out has got yeast in it. 332 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,989 Yeast is a leavening agent. 333 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,200 And I don't know if you noticed, 334 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,828 but the orcs also grabbed every sack of flour in the kitchen. 335 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,830 You know what that means, don't you? 336 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,040 Uh… no. 337 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,293 We can make bread! 338 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,587 -Dummy! I can't believe… -Wait, so you don't have a plan? 339 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,964 -…how stupid you are! -Nothing? 340 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,341 -You're an idiot! -Not one plan? 341 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,176 Pipe down, you savages! 342 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,722 Is that an elf? 343 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,682 What a barbaric face. 344 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,768 You has to stay in this pen. 345 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,187 Dad's back from pillaging. 346 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,441 We won't end up as ingredients on their dinner, will we? 347 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,736 What did you do with that jar of leavening agent? Huh? 348 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,321 You don't know what it is, 349 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,615 you don't know how to use it, so give it to me! 350 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,076 Come on! I can make bread with it! 351 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,495 Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread! 352 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,830 Bread! Bread! 353 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,960 Put flour, salt, sugar, leavening agent, and water in a bowl. 354 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,961 Then knead it. 355 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,713 Work that sucker till it's nice and firm. 356 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,174 Are you playing with mud? 357 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,217 Uh? Huh? 358 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,387 Time for your history lesson, kiddo. 359 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,974 In the old days, we lived up top, 360 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,601 not here in the underground like the bugs. 361 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,521 Humans and elves like those ones 362 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,150 murdered most of our kin and stole the land we had up there. 363 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,487 I seem to remember orcs did a whole lot of murdering too. 364 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,446 What's that? 365 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,490 Now's a good time to add the olive oil. 366 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,741 Hmm. 367 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,620 Anyway, they chased us down to the underground, 368 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,706 and our tribe found a new home. 369 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,000 For a long time, we lived in peace. 370 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,752 Till their kind found us again. 371 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,546 To knead, you hold the edge, 372 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,007 and smack it down, again and again. 373 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,719 They poured oil in our caves and set fire to it. 374 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,014 That's because your people wouldn't stop raiding the villages 375 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,141 of every other race in the land! 376 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,852 We was doing what we had to to survive. 377 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,147 All orcs ever did was rob and kill and terrorize everyone! 378 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,773 That's why you were chased here! 379 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,526 Come on, Marcille, stop it. We're their guests-- 380 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,403 Shut your hole, you damn half-foot! 381 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,739 Get your fingers in there and work that dough! 382 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,781 Sorry. 383 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,034 Give me that. I'll do it! 384 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,494 Your kind chased my tribe underground. 385 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,622 We found this dungeon and made it our home, 386 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,040 and you come here to steal it! 387 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,461 It was the villagers who were the first to discover the dungeon! 388 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,297 But us orcs were the first to come down this deep! 389 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,091 If that's where you want to go with it, then zombies were here first! 390 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,845 Once you get it stretching easy, it's time for the first proofing. 391 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,768 When the dough gets twice as big, cut it into equal pieces, 392 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,561 then shape with your hands. 393 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,065 -Why you've been so quiet, tall-man? -Huh? 394 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,108 Don't you have no opinion on things? 395 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,988 Rumors say if a body defeats the mad mage that built this dungeon, 396 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,491 a body gets to rule the castle. 397 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,744 You must be here to get to the bottom of this dungeon? 398 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,745 Oh? 399 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,999 When you get your kingdom, what you gonna do then? 400 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,461 I know all about that rumor too, 401 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,964 but I never thought about it that much. 402 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,924 Typical adventurer. 403 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,593 If I cut down to the bone, you're all the same. 404 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,137 A bunch of greedy idiots. 405 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,974 All you care about is gold and power. 406 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,559 The thought someone like that could rule this place 407 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,521 makes my hair stand up all prickly-like. 408 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,775 That's how come if we see a surface dweller down here, we kill 'em. 409 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,318 Okay, that does it! 410 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,071 If you're so noble, take over the castle yourself! 411 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,824 Or is stealing stuff the only thing orcs are good at doing? 412 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,326 You got guts, elf girl. 413 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,828 I like you. 414 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,497 I'm gonna throw you in the fire myself! 415 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,916 See? The only thing you know how to do is violence! 416 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,668 Let it proof some more. 417 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,424 Then, once it finishes rising, 418 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,427 set it down over some low heat. 419 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,679 Steam it for a little bit, 420 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,931 and when you open the lid… 421 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:06,932 Ah! 422 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,935 …we got ourselves some bread! 423 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,979 It smells amazing! 424 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,647 Let's have a taste. 425 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,026 Hold it! That bread belongs to my tribe. 426 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,944 And we're not giving you any. 427 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:19,945 What? 428 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:23,198 You said you wanted to make bread and we let you make it, 429 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,367 but we decide what to do with it. 430 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,537 Daddy? 431 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,455 Hmm? 432 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,290 We all made it together, 433 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,584 why can't we all eat it together too? 434 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,174 It's not a proper meal if you only have bread. 435 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,594 Main dish, side dish, and veggies, 436 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,055 you need all of those for a balanced meal. 437 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,181 Your daddy there, 438 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,225 he just wanted to wait until all the other dishes were ready. 439 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,810 Hold your tongue, elf! 440 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,145 She's right. 441 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,189 Your pop said we could stay with your family 442 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,566 -if we let him have our vegetables. -Uh? 443 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,611 And your daddy's an orc who always keeps his word. 444 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,785 Hey! Get them whatever they need! 445 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,251 FRESHLY PICKED STEWED CABBAGE 446 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,170 There. It's ready. 447 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,297 -Eat up! -Yep. 448 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,340 It looks yummy. 449 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,808 Oh, it's good-- 450 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,603 It's good and spicy! 451 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,773 We used the same ingredients as we did for your stewed cabbage, 452 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,025 but this tastes totally different. 453 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,487 Before, I said orcs are only good at stealing, 454 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,656 but you're pretty good cooks too. 455 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,366 Shut your hole. 456 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,410 Um… 457 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:53,288 earlier, you asked why I wanted to get to the bottom of the dungeon. 458 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,333 My sister was eaten by a Red Dragon. 459 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,710 And we're just trying to find it. 460 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:03,924 But if you can tell us where you saw it, we can go find it and kill it. 461 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,302 We won't go near your village or tell anyone about it. 462 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,763 Hmm. 463 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,642 I swear. 464 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,858 Hey, get me that map. 465 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,276 On it! 466 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,320 We saw it two floors down from here. 467 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,781 Near the living quarters on the west side. 468 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,783 Thanks a lot. 469 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,125 From now on, I promise I'll think hard about what to do 470 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,169 if I end up ruling the castle. 471 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:44,173 Ha! To think a guy caught by orcs and forced to make bread 472 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,425 -could ever be a king of anything. -Uh? 473 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,428 Well, good luck to you. 474 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,181 This is so good. 475 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,230 Did you know that cabbage was grown on the back of a Golem? 476 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,566 Hmm? 477 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,486 Opinions may differ, 478 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,405 but we can all agree, we get hungry. 479 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,076 Delicious dungeon food brings folks together. 480 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,204 Delicious in dungeon.