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《迷宫饭》

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在迷宫的地下三层

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通过地下墓地 穿越尖塔之森

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便会通到黄金城堡内部

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曾经繁荣一时的城堡内

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如今布满霉菌与尘埃
昔日光景不复存在

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{\an8}不知从何处传来的脚步声

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{\an8}究竟属于冒险者的

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{\an8}还是死后仍在徘徊流离的

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昔日居民的?

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那是骷髅

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这是人类

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{\an8}那是食尸鬼

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{\an8}你怎么知道啊?好吓人

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{\an8}生物、骨头和腐烂物的脚步声

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{\an8}截然不同啊

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往左边走吧

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右边好像有巨魔像在戒备着

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巨魔像是以泥巴、土壤、石头
组成的一种人形魔法生物

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会遵从主人下达的命令

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被用来当作忠实的人偶

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等一下

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话先说在前头 巨魔像有99%都是土

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不能吃喔

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那些家伙是货真价实的魔法生物

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我连做法都知道

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- 教我吧
- 不行

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{\an8}你知道做法后要拿来干吗?

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老夫是对巨魔像的身体感兴趣

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跟着老夫走吧

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这里是老夫平时作为据点的营地

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你住在这里?

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很少会过夜

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基本上都是在第二层或第四层狩猎

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每个月到镇上采购
调味料等缺少的物资

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当时与你们相遇
也是在老夫采购的回程上

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第三层能够食用的魔物很少

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大部分不是腐烂了就是只剩骨头

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不过呢...

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巨魔像

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那美妙的生物不一样

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巨魔像的身体富含大量营养素

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总是保有适当的温度与湿度

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{\an8}所以换句话说

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你把巨魔像当作田地啊?

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城堡里的人听到后会哭啦

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魔法研究者也会跟着哭

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为什么?

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老夫虽然不喜欢魔法
但巨魔像值得赞赏

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所有农田都应该像那样

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毕竟巨魔像不容易长害虫

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还会驱赶偷菜贼

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对方的目的不是要偷菜吧

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而且还会控制湿度

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只要播种或插苗

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之后巨魔像就会自行帮忙培育

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话是这么说
但还是不能缺少细微的照顾

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所以老夫才会在这里设立据点

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有好多只都出现了

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你要怎么做?

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- 需要帮忙吗?
- 不用

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好强啊

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他很熟练呢

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他怎么会知道巨魔像的核心在哪?

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该不会...

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结束了

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帮忙从巨魔像身上采收蔬菜吧

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从刚才就觉得好像很茂密
这些全部都是蔬菜?

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从巨魔像的角度来看
不就像是被寄生吗?

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植物扎根反而会让土壤变稳固

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所以可以说是共生关系

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真的假的?

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不过杂草记得要拔掉喔

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大丰收

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看来终于可以久违吃到普通的蔬菜了

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杂草拿到这里来

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堆放在这附近就会干枯

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枯萎之后

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埋回巨魔像的身体里就会自然分解

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然后这些是在别处制作的肥料

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再将其混进巨魔像里

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果然没错

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果然没错?

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{\an8}你会知道巨魔像核心的位置
是因为那是你埋进去的吧

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太令我无语了

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激活未经许可的魔法生物
是犯罪行为耶

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{\an8}老夫只是翻动土壤
将其恢复原状而已

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{\an8}所以是规避法律的魔法生物?

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仔细混合土壤 堆成田畦

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种植相同植物会引发连作障碍

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所以播种的巨魔像要错开

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好累啊

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感觉比和魔物战斗消耗更多体力

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多亏有你们帮忙 速度快多了

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喝水之后好想上厕所

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{\an8}现在趁那位精灵女孩不在的期间

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把松散的土壤尽量集中起来

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太郎、次郎、三郎

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把那些埋进去就会马上复活吗?

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不 需要一些时间

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正好会在种子扎好根

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土壤移动也不会散落的时候

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他对待巨魔像的方式充满了爱呢

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真了不起

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原来这就是你的生活方式啊

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你不觉得辛苦吗?

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老夫是因为喜欢才做的

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一点也不觉得辛苦

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大概就这样吧

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现在来享受劳动的成果吧

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颜色好漂亮

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我的削皮技术也进步了

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切这么大块真的可以吗?

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可以

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要点火吗?我来吧

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不需要 用打火石点就好

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你总是那样点火 用魔法明明比较快

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你不久前不是才开心地称赞
巨魔像很方便吗?

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选择用轻松的方式解决
就会导致某项技能退步

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方便和安逸是不同的

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你的做法和去商店直接买菜没有不同

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巴西利斯克培根剩最后一块了

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完成了

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(巨魔像田园鲜蔬午餐)

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- 开动了
- 开动了

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超级好吃

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竟然能在这样的地底下
种出如此美味的菜 真不可思议

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{\an8}或许是巨魔像身上的
某种成分影响了味道呢

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别那样说

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就算会走路还是会叫喊 那都是田

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话说回来 巨魔像有99%是土对吧?

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那剩下的1%是什么?

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秘密

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天啊 太好吃了

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吃得好饱

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饱餐一顿之后就想睡觉了

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你们可以休息没关系

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老夫还有一点事要处理

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要自己收拾

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老夫去一下厕所

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这附近的厕所规划得很好呢

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不是随便挖个洞而已

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迷宫里行人较多的地方

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设有可以解决内急的厕所

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{\an8}环境总是很干净

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{\an8}偶尔还会装饰花朵之类的

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看来有勤奋的人在呢

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嗯?

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先西

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怎么了?

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你在干吗?

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老夫在收集厕所的粪尿 运去肥料缸

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真佩服你能在吃饱后做这件事

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这些是此地重要的肥料之一

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那么刚才的蔬菜也...

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{\an8}玛露希尔 那点和地面上是一样的吧

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{\an8}是没错啦 但总觉得很反感

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先西为什么如此
执着于迷宫里的生活呢?

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要自给自足的话在地面上也做得到啊

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你不会觉得在外面
耕田和狩猎比较轻松吗?

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那样的话 谁要来维护迷宫的厕所?

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谁要来除掉摔进厕所里的僵尸?

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谁能来扶起倒下的巨魔像?

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以前巨魔像的数量超过十只
如今只剩三只

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要是巨魔像消失

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较低等的魔物就会跑上来

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被那些家伙赶跑的其他魔物
又会闯入其他地方

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然后换那批魔物再驱赶别的同族

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若发生那种事 这里就会完全变了样

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不管是行走或狩猎
都无法随心所欲地进行

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迷宫和农田都一样

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不能弃之不顾又想享受好处

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更重要的是

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食用这里栽种的农作物并反馈给迷宫

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持续那样的生活后
才终于觉得自己真正融入了这座迷宫

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那让老夫十分开心

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但那样的话

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你为了我们离开这里没问题吗?

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这一带要是荒废...

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不用担心

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只是离开一到两个月的话
巨魔像会帮忙打理的

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而且你们若因为营养不良而死掉
老夫也会良心不安

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在这等一下

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老夫会尽快做好准备

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{\an8}先西真是了不起

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{\an8}这些蔬菜要怎么办?

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{\an8}平时老夫会用来以物易物

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{\an8}或设立无人商店贩卖

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无人商店?

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之前采用让买家自己
放钱到宝箱的方式

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但钱总是被偷走 所以就没再那样做

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所以那个宝箱...

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才会总是装着钱

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以物易物是在这附近进行吗?

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再下去几层有老主顾

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但现在过去对方应该不会接受交易吧

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老夫不想闲置田地

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所以就把作物采收了

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但用不到的话丢掉也罢

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千万不行 要珍惜食物

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你辛辛苦苦把蔬菜
栽种得这么有光泽又美味

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已经产生感情了呢

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那我们果然得在这附近找人交易

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- 这附近啊?
- 这附近啊?

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迷宫里也有商人

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进来吧

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大多数的客人都是冒险者

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或因故无法返回地面的人

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欢迎光临 客人

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今天要住宿还是用餐?

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我们要交易

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这样啊

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那各位要拿什么做交易呢?

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蔬菜

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给我滚回去

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等等 至少听我们说...

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{\an8}要交易就拿钱过来

218
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{\an8}懂吗?我说的是钱

219
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,581
{\an8}又圆又亮的那个金色物体

220
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我们没有要交换宝石

221
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,336
这里不是有厨房吗?

222
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,337
你会用到食材...

223
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,339
这作物也是又圆又亮呀

224
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,342
把这胡萝卜拿给厨师看吧

225
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,718
他们一定会想拿去煮的

226
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,429
谁要吃那种恶心的东西啦

227
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,807
太过分了

228
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,561
{\an8}你这样糟蹋食物会遭天谴的

229
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快把这些家伙撵出去

230
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{\an8}- 快点
- 听我们说...

231
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,069
怎么了?

232
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是半兽人

233
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,287
先从有武器的人开始杀

234
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,330
一个活口都不留

235
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,337
为何会出现半兽人?

236
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,715
这些家伙不是应该
在更深层的地方吗?

237
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别说了 总之我们快逃...

238
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,723
- 玛露希尔
- 等一下

239
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,274
你怎么会在这种地方 先西?

240
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,028
老夫也想问你这个问题

241
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,074
他们是你认识的人吗?

242
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,075
没错

243
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:13,871
没想到你会跟人类和精灵结伴

244
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,165
你说的老主顾该不会...

245
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,917
就是他们

246
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:23,464
虽然早就预想到会是这种情况
不过原来是半兽人啊?

247
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,049
我以为顶多就是哥布林

248
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,343
我还以为是狗头人

249
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,595
{\an8}炎龙出现了

250
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:35,267
以往极少现身的炎龙

251
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:40,230
{\an8}最近开始在我们村落附近出没

252
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,858
{\an8}我们的聚落里有些人不能战斗

253
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,237
{\an8}为了暂时避难才会来到这一层

254
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,657
他说的炎龙该不会就是那只吧?

255
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,784
你是在哪里看到那只龙的?

256
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:56,246
要我向你们说出村落的位置?

257
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,164
我拒绝

258
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,917
老大 里面搞定了

259
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,960
很好

260
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,170
把看起来能用的东西全部搬出来

261
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,047
这是什么东西?

262
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,675
坏掉的牛奶吗?

263
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,218
丢掉吧

264
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,179
那些是你种的农作物吧?

265
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,557
如你所见 我们现在开支很大

266
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,559
可以的话希望你可以分给我们

267
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,645
以物易物吗?

268
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,021
是那样的话 这些...

269
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:21,939
不

270
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,482
我说过了吧?

271
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,527
我们现在手头很紧

272
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,990
拜托朋友这种事实在让我心痛

273
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,451
但可以把身上的东西全部交出来吗?

274
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,621
先西

275
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,707
好吧

276
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,250
太好了

277
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,461
不过条件是你要答应老夫一个请求

278
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,798
今晚让我们借住在你们的营地吧

279
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,716
- 什么?
- 什么?

280
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,676
只要你同意

281
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,762
不管是生命或蔬菜我们都会乖乖奉上

282
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,680
什么?

283
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,140
还有那边的你

284
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,475
那食品不是坏掉 是发酵了

285
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,310
一定要带回去

286
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,316
你为何要那样说啊?

287
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,068
他们连我们的武器都没收了

288
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,529
一旦知道他们营地的地点

289
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,364
我们就无法再回到地表了

290
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,409
你是有什么考量吧?

291
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,998
刚才老夫交代半兽人要带回去的瓶子

292
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,584
那是酵母制成的面种

293
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:28,839
而且半兽人也带走了
刚才那间厨房的面粉

294
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,007
也就是说...

295
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,008
也就是说?

296
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,844
可以做面包

297
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,555
- 笨蛋
- 原来不是有什么计划吗?

298
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,099
- 笨蛋
- 你竟然只是想做面包

299
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,309
笨蛋

300
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,144
喂 你们几个 给我安静点

301
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,690
是精灵

302
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,650
多么野蛮的长相啊

303
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,819
进去这个围栏里

304
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,155
爸爸回来了

305
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,409
我们最终不会成为
他们今天的食材吧?

306
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120
把那罐面种拿去哪了?

307
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,583
你不知道要怎么用
那根本是白白浪费好东西

308
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,044
拿过来 老夫帮你们做面包

309
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,922
面包

310
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,261
{\an8}将高筋面粉、盐巴、砂糖
面种与水混合

311
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,681
{\an8}揉捏再搅拌到成团为止

312
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,184
你们在玩泥巴吗?

313
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,185
什么?

314
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,563
来学习历史吧

315
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,859
以前我们没住在地底下

316
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,569
而是生活在地面上

317
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,739
那里的精灵和人类们

318
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,743
杀害了我们的许多伙伴并抢走了领土

319
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,539
半兽人不是也杀了
很多其他种族的生物吗?

320
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,456
你说什么?

321
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,458
这时加入橄榄油

322
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,588
被赶离地面的我们到处流浪

323
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,968
最后在地底下找到栖身之地
暂时过上一段平稳的日子

324
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,804
直到再度被他们找到为止

325
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:02,975
抓起面团的边缘 用摔打的方式揉捏

326
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,937
那群家伙在地底下倒油放火

327
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:11,650
还不都是因为你们
不断掠夺其他种族村落的东西

328
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,820
我们不那么做就活不下去

329
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,198
你们还没搬到地底生活前
就是那种行事作风啊

330
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,741
所以才会被赶走

331
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,494
别说了 玛露希尔 别太过分...

332
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,288
给我闭嘴 半身人

333
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,707
揉捏时再出点力行不行啊?

334
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,749
抱歉

335
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,002
拿来 我来揉

336
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,462
我们被赶离地面 逃到地底

337
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,590
就连好不容易找到的迷宫

338
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,884
你们也想夺走

339
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,429
最先发现迷宫的是地表上方的村民

340
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,265
{\an8}但最早潜入深处的是我们

341
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,059
{\an8}如果照你的逻辑
在附近游荡的僵尸比你们更早啦

342
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,396
揉到面团能顺利拉长后
进行第一次发酵

343
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:57,821
等它膨胀到约两倍大
再平均分割并整圆

344
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,490
你一直都保持沉默呢 高个子

345
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,076
你又是怎么想的?

346
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,414
据世人所说 打倒创建
这座迷宫的疯狂魔法师

347
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,459
就能获得整座城堡

348
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,670
你前往迷宫深处是为了什么?

349
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,550
{\an8}当你获得王国 你会怎么做?

350
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:24,932
我听过那个传闻
但从来没有想过这问题

351
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,892
真是让我无言以对

352
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,561
所谓的冒险者尽是像你的一帮人

353
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,689
一心想着要赚日薪或试身手

354
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,942
你们都是自私自利的蠢货

355
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,362
想到这座城堡要是落入你这种人手中

356
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,072
就令我不寒而栗

357
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,743
{\an8}这就是我们看到地表上的人
就一律杀害的原因

358
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,370
那只是歪理吧

359
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,039
既然如此 你们也去争取坐上王座啊

360
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,792
还是说半兽人会做的事就只有掠夺?

361
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,294
你只有气势倒是不错嘛

362
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,796
我喜欢

363
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,465
{\an8}我要把你活生生地扔进火堆里

364
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,884
{\an8}看吧 你就是爱动不动就诉诸暴力

365
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,636
第二次发酵

366
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,392
在面团膨胀到一定的程度之后

367
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,395
用小火一面一面烤

368
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,647
稍微蒸一下

369
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,899
接着打开锅盖

370
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,486
面包就完成了

371
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,947
好香喔

372
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,615
来试吃吧

373
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,994
等一下 那些面包是我们的东西

374
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,912
不是给你们吃的

375
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:29,913
什么?

376
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,749
你说想做面包 所以我答应了

377
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,711
不过要怎么处理面包是我们的自由

378
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,839
爸爸

379
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:43,593
明明是大家一起做的
他们却不能吃面包吗?

380
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,142
因为只吃面包不能算是一餐呀

381
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:56,106
要有主食、主菜、配菜
吃得均衡才是好的一餐

382
00:21:56,189 --> 00:22:00,193
你爸爸是要我们等到其他料理也煮好

383
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,611
喂 你在那边胡说什么?

384
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,906
没错 他答应要招待我们留宿一晚

385
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,783
以换取我们的蔬菜

386
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,579
你父亲可是不会食言的男人

387
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,211
喂 给他们随便煮点东西

388
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,219
{\an8}(刚抢来的卷心菜炖肉)

389
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,138
来 煮好了

390
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,348
- 吃吧
- 好

391
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,433
我开动了

392
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,692
好好吃喔

393
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,235
超辣的

394
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,821
微辣又美味

395
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,741
使用的食材
明明和先西的炖卷心菜一样

396
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,993
却化为截然不同的料理呢

397
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,663
我刚才说半兽人只会掠夺

398
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,207
但你们其实满有一套的嘛

399
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,167
少啰嗦

400
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,377
那个...

401
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:03,256
关于我前往迷宫深处的原因

402
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,301
那是因为我妹妹被炎龙吃了

403
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,678
所以我正在追那只龙

404
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,892
只要你肯说出地点
我们就会打倒炎龙

405
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,270
绝对不会干涉你们的村落

406
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,610
我向你保证

407
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,826
喂 把地图拿来

408
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,743
好的

409
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,830
要从这里往下两层

410
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,332
我们最后一次见到它
是在西边居住区附近

411
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,292
谢谢你

412
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,968
从现在起我在探索的同时

413
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,137
会好好思考获得这座迷宫后要怎么做

414
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,099
我很难想象被半兽人抓走

415
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,976
还做面包的家伙会成为国王

416
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,396
{\an8}不过你好好加油吧

417
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,023
好好吃喔

418
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,948
我跟你说喔 那些卷心菜
是从巨魔像的背上长出来的

419
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,664
{\an8}即使想法有所差异
会感到饥饿这点大家都是相同的

420
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:25,172
{\an8}尽管只是迷宫饭 但也不容小觑

421
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,930
{\an8}字幕翻译:梁雪莹