1 00:00:06,767 --> 00:00:10,600 Why in God's name would you invite Mason Elliot? 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,667 He does not invest. He devours. 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,667 -Where's Michael? -We broke up. 4 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,667 I'm not not pregnant. 5 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:23,500 -Can you feel that? -Yes. Yes, I can. 6 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,033 Do you ever get tired of people telling you 7 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:27,600 how much they love your food? 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,167 Never. 9 00:00:30,067 --> 00:00:33,067 I forbid you to go anywhere near that man. 10 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:33,967 Forbid me? 11 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,533 [ Waves crash ] 12 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:05,267 [ "Somewhere Beyond the Sea" plays ] 13 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:12,233 * Somewhere * 14 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,600 * Beyond the sea * 15 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:19,067 * Somewhere waiting for me * 16 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:23,800 * My lover stands on golden sands * 17 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,500 * And watches the ships * 18 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,067 * That go sailing * 19 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:33,133 * Somewhere * 20 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:35,200 * Beyond the sea * 21 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:40,433 * She's there watching for me * 22 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:45,067 * If I could fly like birds on high * 23 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:48,133 * Then straight to her arms I'd go... * 24 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:52,333 Some say a culinary journey like this is art. 25 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,700 Others just call it pretentious. 26 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:02,533 This is the best thing I've eaten all year. 27 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:04,067 Now make it again... 28 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,333 ...and make it better. 29 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,867 LEO: Marc Wilson, 30 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:14,133 heart as big as a bus, 31 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:18,067 using his brother's wedding as an excuse to see an old flame. 32 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:21,767 Said he knew the perfect venue, might get mates' rates. 33 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,933 I wish I could dislike this man more. 34 00:02:23,933 --> 00:02:26,333 -Hello, stranger. -It's so good to see you. 35 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,100 Hi! [ Laughs ] 36 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,533 He's been talking about you the whole way down. 37 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:33,600 I also talked about the peacocks. 38 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,067 Please tell me they're not still around. 39 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,367 You can't still be scared of our peacocks, Marc. 40 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:41,067 -They can smell fear. -Is that true? 41 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,567 Well, settle in, 42 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:44,167 and we'll leave you in the capable hands 43 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,533 of our lovely assistant manager, Teresa. 44 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,333 I have to persuade Gina that our future 45 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,067 is spa-shaped. 46 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:52,167 GINA: [ Laughs ] 47 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:53,600 Well, it seems I've been promoted. 48 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,800 They might start paying me soon. 49 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:58,733 Trust me -- See this place in the flesh, 50 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:00,867 and you'll fall in love too. 51 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,500 Cupid would have to find nuclear weapons 52 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,433 to make me fall for a failed restaurant 53 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:07,733 you want to turn into a spa. 54 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:09,967 People shuffling about in toweling robes 55 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:13,133 eating gluten-free muesli, cucumber on their eyes? 56 00:03:13,133 --> 00:03:14,367 No, thanks. 57 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,833 Tell me this isn't happening. 58 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:24,133 How could he do this to me? 59 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:26,767 Oh, come on, you can't take it personally. 60 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:29,633 You don't understand. I... 61 00:03:29,633 --> 00:03:32,433 Everybody seems to have a man bun. 62 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:35,733 Or a trendy little hipster beard. 63 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:37,067 Even the women! 64 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:42,067 Ah. 65 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:44,267 You bastard! 66 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,200 What's going on?! 67 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,100 The thing with Cornish bubbly, 68 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,233 it tastes amazing, but it needs a catchy name like "cornsecco," 69 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,800 or something less awful. 70 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,933 Do you mind if we have a little bit of privacy here? 71 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,633 We're trying to spy on you. 72 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:01,233 Don't you dare open that near me. 73 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:08,233 It'd be a lot easier for you to snoop 74 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:09,800 if we all go inside. 75 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,633 This is where your guests will eat too much, 76 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:22,233 drink too much, dance too hard. 77 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:24,400 We don't allow the funky chicken. 78 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,367 -Right? You have been warned. -[ Laughter ] 79 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,933 I'll show you what we've got planned in the chapel. 80 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:31,100 But first I'm going to need to know everything 81 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,633 about what Sam was like at school. 82 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,433 Have you seen the movie "Grease"? 83 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:37,667 Well, think of me as Danny Zuko and her as Sandy. 84 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,333 That was basically it. 85 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,533 But instead of a hot rod, I drove a Nissan Micra. 86 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:42,567 [ Both chuckle ] 87 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:45,833 I've been chasing this place forever! 88 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,333 We're all about connecting with nature. 89 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,533 Ah! 90 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:52,900 So we have a mission statement. 91 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:56,333 "Service will be perfectly choreographed, 92 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,633 dishes brought out from the kitchen 93 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:02,067 and finished at the table by the chefs themselves." 94 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,767 Mason Elliot, aren't you fancy. 95 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:08,100 Innovative, intricate cooking to awaken the senses. 96 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,767 All with locally sourced food. 97 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,900 We're very much into foraging. 98 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:16,067 So was my old Jack Russell. 99 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:19,067 You've taken my dream and turned it into a nightmare! 100 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,367 I'm sorry I've upset you. 101 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,433 I don't think sorry quite cuts it! 102 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,667 It's sort of trendy, isn't it, this place? 103 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,200 You know what happens to trendy things, don't you? 104 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,400 They make a lot of money. 105 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,800 GINA: No, they go out of fashion. 106 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,833 It won't take long for people to figure out 107 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,133 that your food is basic. 108 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:37,500 -Basic? -Yeah. 109 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,467 This is art. 110 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:46,300 My dishes have been in my family for, mm, six generations. 111 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,333 They're unique, bespoke, 112 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,367 take years to master. 113 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:52,967 I could make any one of these dishes blindfolded 114 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:55,100 in 15 minutes. 115 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,167 I'd like to see you try. 116 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,300 I bet you would. 117 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,333 Your decor is giving me hives. 118 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,167 This is gonna be great for you. 119 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:07,600 This will finally put Chilstock on Cornwall's culinary map. 120 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,667 We're already on the map. 121 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:12,500 We drew the map. 122 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:19,067 Come on. We don't allow jitters. 123 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,300 EMILY: It's not that. It's... 124 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:25,333 Church is very important to us. 125 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,733 We've never... 126 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:29,133 You've saved yourselves? 127 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:31,067 Amazing. 128 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,267 Amazing. 129 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,267 And now you're bricking it? 130 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,667 What if I'm a huge letdown to him? 131 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:40,700 He'll be stuck with me forever, 132 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,733 having disappointing Emily sex. 133 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,567 TERESA: I was 16 my first time. 134 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:50,133 It lasted about 12 seconds. 135 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:55,200 The guy I was with cried -- actual tears. 136 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,667 The next few times were somehow worse. 137 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,800 I thought sex was the most overrated thing 138 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,733 since football. 139 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:06,300 And then I fell in love. 140 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:11,400 And it still only lasted about 30 seconds. 141 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,833 But, you know what, sex isn't about the physical act. 142 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,067 It's about the connection. 143 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:21,767 And you and Tony already have that, so you'll be fine. 144 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,900 You'll be rock stars. 145 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,400 MARC: Do I play it cool with Sammy, 146 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,800 or do I put it all out there like a real man? 147 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,600 Be a man. Be a caveman. 148 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,333 Throw her over your shoulder and carry her off into the sunset. 149 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,667 [ Laughs ] All right, don't take the piss. 150 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,100 [ Squawking ] 151 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:46,900 [ Smooches ] Here, mate. There's a good peacock. 152 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,767 -MARC: What are you doing?! -[ Squawking ] 153 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:52,333 Don't encourage it. 154 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:55,100 I just don't see why you have to flirt with him. 155 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,100 I saw you batting those eyelashes. 156 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:00,133 Maybe I like him. Did you ever think of that? 157 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:03,067 Oh, please, tell me you haven't. 158 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:06,200 Well, just a little bit of no-strings sex. 159 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,900 Probably no worse for you than smoking. 160 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,933 [ Sighs ] He's a bastard. 161 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:17,633 I took my plans to him, he refused to invest, 162 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,367 then bought the location for himself. 163 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,533 Yes, and I told you not to do that. 164 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:23,300 Swim with sharks, you're gonna get bitten. 165 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,067 -I want you to end it. -There's nothing to end. 166 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:27,600 Please! He's a shark. You just said so yourself. 167 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,533 Fine! 168 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:29,700 I won't talk to him, 169 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,300 I won't go anywhere near him, 170 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:34,400 and I certainly won't dream about him wrestling Ryan Gosling 171 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,800 in organic marmalade. 172 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:37,800 Happy? 173 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,667 [ Breathing heavily ] 174 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:58,067 Have you ever made a mistake so big it makes your skin crawl? 175 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:01,833 Like not kissing you at your party last year? 176 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,433 Marc, you're gonna make me blush. 177 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:06,467 [ Laughs ] Sorry. 178 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:10,067 I know, it sounded all manly and tough in my head. 179 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,567 But when it actually came out of my mouth, 180 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:14,167 it just sounded cheesy and awful. 181 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,933 Well, it made me smile. 182 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:19,333 And the mood I'm in, that's quite an achievement. 183 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,333 Do you know what I've started doing 184 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:26,267 to alleviate the stress of work, of bills, of life? 185 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,100 [ Slow acoustic guitar music plays ] 186 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:35,500 -Ballroom dancing. -[ Laughing ] Behave! 187 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,167 As if you have. 188 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,567 [ Both laugh ] 189 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:50,067 [ Laughing ] No! 190 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,100 No. 191 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,033 [ Both laugh ] 192 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:11,033 I'm not out of my bad mood yet. 193 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,733 Stop trying to cheer me up. 194 00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:17,400 Do you remember breaking into that leisure center in '94? 195 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,267 All too well. 196 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,367 Don't you dare try and skinny-dip in my pool. 197 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,633 [ Gasps ] You wouldn't. 198 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,567 Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't. 199 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,533 -Whoo-hoo! -[ Laughs ] 200 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,667 [ Birds chirping ] 201 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,967 Just arrived. From Mason Elliot. 202 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,833 -Thanks. -Thanks. 203 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,900 -Oh! -Oh! [ Laughs ] 204 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,767 I can't believe he's opening down the road. 205 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:51,867 He's like the Bowie of our industry. 206 00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:53,267 He's not like Bowie. 207 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,200 He's not even like Cliff Richard. 208 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,233 He's just a very clever man with good hair 209 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:01,633 and rather dreamy eyes. 210 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,967 -Hmm. -Oh. 211 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,933 We should call the RSPCA. This is cruelty to insects. 212 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:13,200 -Can I go, then? -No, you may not. 213 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,600 Who's gonna cover for me here? 214 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,200 Why is he inviting you anyway? 215 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,867 Thanks, Gina! 216 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:23,900 Maybe out of respect for a local chef. 217 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,933 Whoo-hoo! 218 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:31,067 [ Sighs ] You're a bad influence on me. 219 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,633 I'm not supposed to be having fun. 220 00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,533 [ Both laugh ] 221 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:45,867 Three words. You, me, hot tub. 222 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,367 That's four words. 223 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:48,733 And it's ballsed. 224 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,900 Ballsed? Is that a technical term? 225 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,067 It's a hot-tub-shaped metaphor. 226 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:56,667 A sign from above that my life's a mess. 227 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:59,900 It can't be that difficult to fix. 228 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,367 It's only a tub and some bubbles. 229 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:05,067 When are you going back to the hospital? 230 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,400 I'm getting my results tomorrow. 231 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,900 And you're coming with me. You need to see a doctor. 232 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,733 I'm not ready. Not yet. 233 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,433 How far gone do you think you are? 234 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:17,400 I don't know. A bit. 235 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,900 There's a point when reversing these things 236 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,333 becomes complicated, 237 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,567 and there's another point when it becomes impossible. 238 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:29,600 If I can't bury my head in the sand, neither can you. 239 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,300 I have the blindfold if you have the 15 minutes. 240 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,400 [ Humming tune ] 241 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,933 [ Woman singing indistinctly ] 242 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,133 [ Mid-tempo music playing ] 243 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,600 [ Up-tempo rock music plays ] 244 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,833 I always knew when she was upset with me. 245 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,933 The Lycra would come out. 246 00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:18,267 She'd run and run, the hurt building up like Krakatoa. 247 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:25,200 And once all those endorphins had turned the pain into rage, 248 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,567 that was when you needed to run for cover. 249 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,567 -[ Music continues on radio ] -Boom! 250 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,867 [ Music stops ] 251 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,667 So I know. 252 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,733 Congratulations. About what? 253 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,233 Oh, don't try and act the innocent. It doesn't suit. 254 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,533 I think I'll, uh, give you some space. 255 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,067 This is about my visitor. 256 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,533 This is about your visitor. 257 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,433 Well, we didn't do anything. 258 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,767 -We just cooked. -And kissed? 259 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:57,367 -Maybe a little. -You said you'd stay away. 260 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,833 Does our friendship mean nothing to you? 261 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,067 I'm sorry that you don't like him. 262 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,067 I'm sorry he ruined your dream. 263 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,233 I've slept with him too. 264 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,500 -Yeah, right. -I did. 265 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,800 We did. Twice, technically. 266 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,633 [ Laughing ] 267 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,100 It's not funny! 268 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,933 Well, maybe it's a little bit funny. 269 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,867 Oh! 270 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,667 God, I hate men sometimes. 271 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,600 The absolute bloody cheek of him. 272 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,400 We really do have the same taste in bastards. 273 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,267 Funny how they always seem to come back to me in the end. 274 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,133 Sam. I'm sorry. 275 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,533 I didn't mean it that way. 276 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,400 [ Sighs ] 277 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,633 I've read about it. Pregorexia. 278 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,633 Teresa, stay off the Internet. 279 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,767 It's full of nutters and wrong information. 280 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,200 Risks for pregnant women with eating disorders, 281 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,433 cardiac irregularities, diabetes. 282 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,867 Severe depression, premature birth, 283 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,200 labor complications. 284 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,133 She's been boring me with this in the taxi. 285 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,933 Hmm. 286 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:14,200 Risks for the baby. 287 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,967 Poor brain development, low birth weight, 288 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,467 breathing problems. 289 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:22,433 That body that you've only ever seen through distorted eyes 290 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:25,967 is working some serious magic right now. 291 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,733 Your nan's a wise old bird, isn't she? 292 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,733 Or are you her mum? 293 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:34,333 Oh! I like you. [ Chuckles ] 294 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,100 Mm. 295 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,133 So, Mimi, 296 00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:44,433 your doctor may have explained some of this to you already, 297 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,367 so forgive me if I'm repeating things. 298 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,267 Darling, I'll let you know if you're boring me 299 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,900 with a simple yawn. 300 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:56,267 Right, so the darkened area 301 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,567 that's the cancer you can feel, 302 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,500 causing you the discomfort. 303 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,600 Because of the size and positioning of the lump, 304 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,433 we'll start by removing the breast. 305 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:13,133 You may need chemotherapy or radiotherapy, most likely both. 306 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,267 Well... 307 00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:24,167 I'd like to know how long I've got left. 308 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,700 I won't have talk like that in my clinic, Mimi. 309 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,667 You have plenty of reasons to be optimistic. 310 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,167 Okay? 311 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,867 Look at you. You're in better shape than I am. 312 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,067 -[ Water bubbling ] -WOMAN: [ Laughs ] 313 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,067 -You fixed it? -Yeah. 314 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,433 Uh, full disclosure, I stole it from your garden. 315 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,933 Technically it was already yours. 316 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,567 Marc, it's been so good having you here, 317 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,400 and I'm so glad Tony chose us as his wedding venue... 318 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,400 -Oh, I'm sensing a "but." -This thing between us. 319 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,533 There always has been this spark, 320 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:08,467 but your timing couldn't be more wrong. 321 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,900 I'm off men. 322 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,800 It's not you. 323 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,433 Well, no, actually it might be you. 324 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:16,067 It's all men. You're all such dicks. 325 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:19,200 What can I say? Men are dicks. 326 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,767 Dicks with dicks who think with their dicks. 327 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,467 You're probably secretly married or after my money 328 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,400 or have 15 other women on the go. 329 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,967 It was the pump. 330 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:34,067 If it goes again, just give it a kick. 331 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,900 Hey. 332 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,600 Fancy doing something really stupid? 333 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,067 That '92 Chateau Lazar, 334 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,333 a single bottle costing 335 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,733 almost what we paid for our first home. 336 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,067 Sod men. Sod life. 337 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,500 Sod Mason's! 338 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,533 Mm! 339 00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:04,433 -Sod it bloody all! -What does it taste like? 340 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,933 It tastes like not giving a shit 341 00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,467 with a hint of recklessness. 342 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,067 Down in one. 343 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,867 Mmm! 344 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:17,600 It's not easy being your mate, Gina Benelli. 345 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,500 Are we mates, though? 346 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,767 I think we're more than just mates. 347 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,433 And somehow also less. 348 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,467 There ought to be a word for what we are. 349 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:28,767 Like a bestie who you sometimes want to smother with a pillow. 350 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,533 Like a worstie. 351 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,700 [ Laughs ] My worstie. 352 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,833 Mason Elliot needs taking down a peg or two, 353 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,600 and we are just the women to do it. 354 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,767 [ Up-tempo rock music plays ] 355 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:56,133 Every man needs a hero. 356 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,300 My old man had one of these. 357 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,667 I bought this just to see Mum's smile. 358 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,000 [ Laughs ] 359 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,567 Because real heroes don't wear capes. 360 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,433 But this guy, Adam... 361 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,000 Welcome to Mason's. 362 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,800 Thou shalt not worship false idols. 363 00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:38,067 [ Engine revs ] 364 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:42,200 Ooh! It's a bit parky in here, isn't it? 365 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,067 Mm. 366 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,700 -Hello. -[ Indistinct conversations ] 367 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:50,967 Hello. 368 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,300 Who needs a microphone when you've a mouth as big as mine? 369 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,667 [ Laughter ] 370 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:03,767 Now, I have three firm rules in life. 371 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,200 Never underestimate a steak. 372 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,067 Never stress out when your air con jams on. 373 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,767 And most importantly, never under any circumstance 374 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,967 trust an Englishman who hasn't found the time 375 00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,433 to visit Cornwall. 376 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:18,767 -MAN: Yeah! -[ Alarm blares ] 377 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,600 This corner of England is magical, 378 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,633 and it means so much 379 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:27,533 to finally be part of the landscape. 380 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,233 -To Cornwall! -[ Alarm continues ] 381 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,533 [ People shouting indistinctly ] 382 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,767 -Me and her... -We talked. 383 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,167 [ Alarm continues ] 384 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,467 We'll have it sorted in no time! 385 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,367 I haven't even seen Emily. 386 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,233 Has anyone seen my bride? 387 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,400 Holy-looking, wearing white, good hair. 388 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,667 If I was considering doing a flit, 389 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:06,833 there's two places I might go to quietly gather my thoughts. 390 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,667 Okay, one, the pub. Two? 391 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:09,867 Well, the water. 392 00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:12,333 Contemplation works best with a view. 393 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,900 Hmm. 394 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,133 Worry less, smile more. 395 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,867 This is easy. 396 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,500 You've got this. 397 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,867 Do you know, if I had a penny 398 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:29,067 for every jittery groom I found out here, 399 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,467 I'd have about three quid. 400 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:35,367 You know, we've never, 401 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:37,067 you know... 402 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:39,867 Tonight is stressing me out. 403 00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:43,767 Ah, so you've never... 404 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,667 I feel sick. 405 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,100 I want to enjoy today. 406 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:52,633 You can't let a little thing like bonking ruin your day. 407 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:59,100 I've been looking for you everywhere. 408 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,767 I can't go through with it. 409 00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:03,067 Tell Tony I love him and I'm sorry. 410 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:04,133 [ Sighs ] 411 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,900 Okay, calm down. 412 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,367 Come on, deep breaths. 413 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:12,267 -Talk to Jesus or something. -[ Exhales slowly ] 414 00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:14,267 Ohh. 415 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,667 No, he can't see me! It's bad luck! 416 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:20,833 You two need to do something. 417 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,767 Otherwise this whole day is gonna be a disaster. 418 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:37,233 We can't. 419 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,067 Can we? 420 00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:41,267 You need to fuck. 421 00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:43,233 You've got 15 minutes. 422 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:45,233 I think I can do it in 10. 423 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:47,233 "You need to fuck." [ Laughs ] 424 00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:49,433 I'm sick of compliments. I'm allergic. 425 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:51,800 -Praise and water. -Aw! 426 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,833 Mmm! 427 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,367 Do you know, I am so proud of you. 428 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:58,967 The way you've been since you got back. 429 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,900 Stop it. I'm not a pretty blusher. 430 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,867 -Okay, let's keep this moving! -ALL: Yes, Chef. 431 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,200 You didn't show up to my launch. 432 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,467 I was grounded. 433 00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:11,900 You're a grown man. 434 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,833 Thanks for the butterfly. 435 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:16,133 I've always wanted a pet. 436 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,867 What about your own kitchen to run? 437 00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,100 Kind of already running things here. 438 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:22,933 If you were my chef, you'd be running my kitchen completely. 439 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:28,967 Stop smiling. You're supposed to be nervous. 440 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,067 Sorry. 441 00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:34,100 I can't stop smiling. 442 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,733 I don't have half your talent. 443 00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:51,133 I'm lentils. 444 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,300 Lentils? 445 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,467 You don't have all the ingredients 446 00:24:53,467 --> 00:24:54,767 you need to feed your family. 447 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:56,400 How do you make the little you have go a long way? 448 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,833 You stretch it out with lentils. 449 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:00,700 Come and work with me. Fulfill your potential. 450 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,567 I'm not stupid. You're not here because of my potential. 451 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,067 No. 452 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:09,533 I'm here because this was rammed into my air con... 453 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:14,733 ...and this was left under my smoke detector. 454 00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:21,167 That doesn't mean I don't recognize raw talent. 455 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,100 [ Buzzing ] 456 00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:26,500 Right. 457 00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:30,633 Best-man speeches are supposed to be funny. 458 00:25:30,633 --> 00:25:33,733 Well, I've got a whole list of terrible jokes here, 459 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,167 most of them about the time 460 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,100 that Tony streaked naked at Twickenham for the rugby. 461 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,733 Yeah, I've never seen a policeman 462 00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:41,433 so confused and afraid. 463 00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:42,967 [ Laughter ] 464 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:45,833 Sorry, actually, I'm just gonna be serious for a minute. 465 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,767 These two have known each other since they were kids. 466 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:50,300 Instant trouble. 467 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,767 Tony and Emily. 468 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,400 Bonnie and Clyde. 469 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,700 Beauty and the little git. 470 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,633 [ Laughter ] 471 00:25:56,633 --> 00:25:58,067 They were inseparable. 472 00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,600 And then they fell in love. 473 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,667 And the first time you fall in love, you fall the hardest. 474 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,367 It changes you. 475 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:09,667 It shapes you. 476 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:13,233 And whatever obstacles life throws, 477 00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:17,100 that feeling never quite goes away. 478 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,333 Whatever happens, 479 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:22,400 that first love will always be there, 480 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,133 in your heart, in your head. 481 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:28,633 And you'd choose them again in any lifetime, 482 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:31,767 in any parallel universe. 483 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:35,367 You could both grow old, die, 484 00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:37,067 be reincarnated, 485 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:39,500 and you'd still find each other somehow. 486 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,567 Then it'd be your first love all over again, 487 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:45,333 because that spark is forever. 488 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,733 It's a flame that cannot be put out. 489 00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:51,067 Emily, you look so beautiful. 490 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:56,367 Tony, you look like you're gonna sell me a second-hand car. 491 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,800 No, I mean, seriously, who's your tailor? 492 00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,633 Stevie Wonder? 493 00:26:59,633 --> 00:27:01,333 [ Laughter ] 494 00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:06,700 You are the perfect, if slightly smug, couple. 495 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:11,100 And I am so honored to be a part of your incredible love story. 496 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,733 To Tony and Emily. 497 00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:19,733 To Tony and Emily. 498 00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,767 ALL: To Tony and Emily. 499 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,100 [ Cheering, glasses clinking ] 500 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:43,500 What if you're both reincarnated as tortoises? 501 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,967 Will he still find you 502 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,500 and have you as his first love all over again then? 503 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:51,533 Please! That speech was about his brother. 504 00:27:51,533 --> 00:27:54,167 I think you should just get on with things 505 00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:56,067 while you're both still humans. 506 00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:58,100 No one likes to think of tortoises getting it on. 507 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,267 [ Laughs ] Mnh-mnh! 508 00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:03,700 I'm off men. All men. 509 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,733 Especially ones who give me urges. 510 00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:09,433 I can't be trusted. I make the most terrible decisions. 511 00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,133 Talking of which... 512 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:13,500 ELLIOT: Don't mind me. 513 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,967 I'm just here trying to poach your staff. 514 00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,967 Well, this is private property. 515 00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:21,567 And as if my staff would go with you. 516 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:24,067 I'd like you to leave before I have to call security. 517 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,767 Security? 518 00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:28,700 Who's that? That kooky old lady, Moomoo? 519 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:32,233 Her name's Mimi. And she's as hard as galvanized nails. 520 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:33,600 Fine, I'm leaving. 521 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,133 But first, the air-conditioning and the fire alarm I get, 522 00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,067 but for the life of me I just can't figure out 523 00:28:39,067 --> 00:28:40,733 how you did the microphone. 524 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:43,200 I've absolutely no idea what he's talking about. 525 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,500 Do you? 526 00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:51,667 [ Chuckles ] 527 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,933 -[ Laughter and whooping ] -[ Up-tempo music playing ] 528 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:02,800 TERESA: Let me guess -- My mum's being a pain in your ass. 529 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,200 She currently thinks I'm Saint Teresa the Great. 530 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,800 Somehow, her thinking the sun shines out of my bum 531 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,100 is even more annoying than her usual disdain. 532 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,067 Mason Elliot offered me a job. 533 00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:16,267 Screw that! 534 00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:18,467 You're the only sane one around here. 535 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,900 It'll be "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" without you. 536 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,367 Will Gina hate me if I go? 537 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,233 You're actually serious? 538 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,867 You can't leave me. 539 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:30,133 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 540 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:31,700 But... 541 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,333 [ Sighs ] 542 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,100 Mum's never truly hated anyone. 543 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,967 I mean, she looks scary, acts a little bit scary, 544 00:29:39,967 --> 00:29:42,233 but really all she has to give is love. 545 00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:44,067 And pasta. 546 00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:45,500 Love and pasta. 547 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:47,833 So, what should I do? 548 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,467 Toss a coin. 549 00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:53,167 Heads you go, tails you stay. 550 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:56,167 If it lands on tails and your heart sings, 551 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:59,233 then you will have your answer. 552 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,500 Why did I have to hear the heartbeat? 553 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,667 Why did I have to look online and read it has a face? 554 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,233 The longer you take to decide, 555 00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:17,367 the harder it will be mentally and physically. 556 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,533 It can wiggle its arms. 557 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,833 Has a nose and eyelids. 558 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:25,433 I bet it has beautiful eyelids. 559 00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:27,600 Well, I've made my decision. 560 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,900 I'm not gonna fight this fight. 561 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,500 Time for me to go. 562 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,200 What? No! Please don't say that. 563 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:39,567 I shall miss life and I shall miss my family, miss you... 564 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,500 ...but I'm not having treatment. 565 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,167 Please, you have to. 566 00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:48,100 Don't be sad for me. 567 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,267 I've had a blast! 568 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,633 I've done things that would make your hair curl. 569 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,433 Oh! 570 00:30:56,433 --> 00:31:00,433 Just be happy for the life I've had. 571 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,533 [ Humming tune ] 572 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,367 I've been thinking. 573 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,433 Oh, dangerous. 574 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,967 -About my future. -Ah! 575 00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,133 So it was you he was trying to poach. 576 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,367 Interesting. 577 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,967 Look, I know this isn't about me. 578 00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,433 I know this is probably some sort of 579 00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:22,167 petty revenge on his part, but... 580 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,100 Listen, you are not going there. 581 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,867 You're my Adam. 582 00:31:25,867 --> 00:31:28,267 Besides which, we have a contract. 583 00:31:28,267 --> 00:31:31,433 A handshake in a greenhouse is not a contract. 584 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:34,233 'Round these parts it's legally binding. 585 00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:35,933 I'll see you in the morning. 586 00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:39,167 [ Water runs ] 587 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,500 [ Humming tune ] 588 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,867 [ Squawking ] 589 00:31:45,867 --> 00:31:47,333 Eeh! 590 00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:53,100 Do they have names, the savage beasts? 591 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,067 Sure. That one's Barry. 592 00:31:56,067 --> 00:31:59,333 Sammy, I always know when you're lying. 593 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:01,133 Your nose twitches when you talk. 594 00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:02,467 [ Chuckles ] 595 00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:04,133 It's not true. 596 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:08,067 Probably won't see you before you go. 597 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:11,800 I'm not very good at goodbyes. 598 00:32:17,933 --> 00:32:20,300 Thank you for my dance lesson. 599 00:32:25,433 --> 00:32:29,100 Don't be a stranger. The peacocks will miss you. 600 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,533 [ Squawking ] 601 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:40,567 -5 just sent back. -Sorry, I'll make another one. 602 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:43,633 -Table 3's still waiting. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 603 00:32:43,633 --> 00:32:46,067 What's going on here? Where's Adam? 604 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,700 [ Whirring ] 605 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:12,367 If any of you ever have the audacity to quit my kitchen, 606 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:15,300 do it to my face! 607 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,767 This was always gonna happen. 608 00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:25,133 GINA: No. 609 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,067 You've taken him for granted for too long. 610 00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:29,067 You knew his talent deserved more, 611 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:31,867 but you stamped out his fire at every given opportunity. 612 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:35,700 No, no, no. I will not let Mason take him. 613 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:39,167 There is more to life right now than Mason bloody Elliot. 614 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:40,800 -Like what?! -Like Mimi. 615 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,767 Like Teresa. Something's going on with them. 616 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:45,600 [ Man laughs ] 617 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,400 Like me. 618 00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:52,067 Something's going on with me too. 619 00:33:52,067 --> 00:33:55,067 You're so busy playing games, you haven't even noticed. 620 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,667 We're bringing Adam home. 621 00:33:56,667 --> 00:34:00,133 Mason Elliot's a Goliath in this industry. 622 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:03,567 -We can't win this fight. -We have to at least try. 623 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:11,933 Remember when I got expelled from school? 624 00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:14,100 Not only did you get me reinstated, 625 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,333 you made them give me head boy. 626 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:19,500 Where's that famous Mimi fighting spirit? 627 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,233 You've never let anything beat you before. 628 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:24,200 I know you're not here. I know you're not real. 629 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,567 Good. I'd hate to think you were losing your mind as well as... 630 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:29,133 Dying? 631 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:30,967 Go ahead. You can say it. 632 00:34:30,967 --> 00:34:32,967 You can fight this. 633 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,667 Fight it like you fought off that cat 634 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:37,533 that used to piss on your azaleas. 635 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:42,067 Fight it like you fought Dad when he'd come home drunk. 636 00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:43,400 [ Inhales sharply ] 637 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,800 Look at me. I'm formidable. 638 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,567 What woman of my age 639 00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:52,433 has the posture of Grace Kelly and abs like rock? 640 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:55,633 Such modesty too. 641 00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:59,733 I'm not dying on some operating table. 642 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:03,467 Or worse, bald and sick from the chemo. 643 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:06,933 I am going out on my own terms. 644 00:35:06,933 --> 00:35:09,433 I'm going out with dignity. 645 00:35:13,433 --> 00:35:14,767 TERESA: When me and Michael were kids, 646 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:16,267 we used to joke that you were running 647 00:35:16,267 --> 00:35:18,600 a pirate radio station up here. 648 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,067 How do you know about my secret place? 649 00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:23,367 Kind of become my secret place too. 650 00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:24,733 I come here to talk to Dad. 651 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:29,567 [ Gasps ] 652 00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,233 Look, I-I think you better go in. 653 00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:32,967 I-I think it's gonna rain. 654 00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:35,767 Last thing we need is your allergies flaring up. 655 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:38,067 I'm not just gonna let you die. 656 00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:39,933 You have to talk to Mum and Sam. 657 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:41,333 I will do no such thing. 658 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:43,867 Why? Because you know they'll make you change your mind? 659 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:46,733 If you dare to tell them about this, 660 00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,933 I shall tell them about you being pregnant. 661 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,133 Fine. 662 00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:53,600 I'll tell them about the baby first, 663 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,433 and you'll have nothing to blackmail me with. 664 00:35:55,433 --> 00:35:58,167 You're really going to tell your mother 665 00:35:58,167 --> 00:36:01,100 that you're accidentally pregnant again? 666 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,733 I mean, once is unfortunate, but twice? 667 00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:05,933 I'm not sure whether it's careless 668 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,900 or whether it's old-fashioned stupidity! 669 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,667 What?! 670 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,433 She -- She knows I didn't mean it. 671 00:36:21,933 --> 00:36:24,633 [ Mid-tempo music playing on radio ] 672 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,067 Was Leo your first love? 673 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:31,067 Well, I had a thing for Johnny Cash, 674 00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:33,667 but, yes, I suppose he was. 675 00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:38,800 And you'd choose him again in any lifetime? 676 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,333 In any parallel universe, you'd find him somehow 677 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,767 and he'd be your first love all over again? 678 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:49,900 Ah, so it's Marc -- your thing going on. 679 00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:53,433 Do you like him? 680 00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:55,633 Everybody likes him! 681 00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:57,467 How could you not love Marc? 682 00:36:57,467 --> 00:37:01,467 Hating him would be like hating a golden retriever. 683 00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:03,300 [ Song ends ] 684 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,800 [ Slow acoustic guitar music plays ] 685 00:37:08,733 --> 00:37:10,100 [ Volume increases ] 686 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,567 Does it ever feel like the universe 687 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:16,433 is trying to tell you something everywhere you look? 688 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,167 Just stop the car. 689 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:23,567 What? Sam! 690 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,867 What is going on? 691 00:37:26,867 --> 00:37:28,767 David beat Goliath, by the way. 692 00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:30,067 You can win this fight. 693 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,633 Hi. 694 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:36,400 -Vodka martini. -Sure. 695 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,767 Now, to be fair, I did warn you 696 00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:41,967 I was trying to poach your staff. 697 00:37:43,067 --> 00:37:45,500 You stole more than just a chef. 698 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,800 He's family. 699 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,200 How could you do this to me? 700 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,400 He's a rare talent. Like you. 701 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,433 If I meant anything to you, 702 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:55,633 if there was more than an ounce of warmth 703 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:57,867 in that withered little heart of yours, 704 00:37:57,867 --> 00:38:01,067 you would know that taking Adam was a step too far. 705 00:38:01,067 --> 00:38:04,067 Gina. Please, don't cause a scene. 706 00:38:04,067 --> 00:38:06,733 I'm angry with you because you quit, 707 00:38:06,733 --> 00:38:09,900 and I'm hurt because you just left a note. 708 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:12,600 But more than that, I want to scream in your face 709 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,100 because, God, you are too smart to be part of his game! 710 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,067 ELLIOT: Adam's an artist in my kitchen. 711 00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:20,933 He was a workhorse in yours. 712 00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:23,067 Excuse me. I'll tell you when I'm done. 713 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:25,833 You are a remarkable chef. 714 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:29,767 And one day you will own your own chain of swanky restaurants 715 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:31,767 with much more swank than this, 716 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,833 but now is not your time. 717 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:36,867 If you really saw me as family 718 00:38:36,867 --> 00:38:39,233 and not just some chef in your kitchen, 719 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:42,067 you wouldn't stand in my way. 720 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,367 He's called Carpe Diem. The peacock. 721 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:58,067 I didn't say it because it felt too... 722 00:38:58,067 --> 00:38:59,733 Pretentious? 723 00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:03,833 Yes. But also ironic. 724 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:07,400 When I said all men are dicks, that wasn't fair. 725 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,700 I mean, yes, most men are awful, 726 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,600 and my taste in them is atrocious, but... 727 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,433 -[ Thunder rumbles ] -But? 728 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:19,433 But when I'm with you, I become this other person, 729 00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:22,100 that kid you knew at school. 730 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:26,667 And Sammy had way better taste in men. 731 00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:30,200 She could spot the good ones. 732 00:39:32,233 --> 00:39:33,833 [ Thunder crashes ] 733 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:36,800 -Quick. Quick! -Okay, go. Go, go, go! 734 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,567 [ Both laugh ] 735 00:39:38,567 --> 00:39:40,533 [ Rain pattering ] 736 00:40:22,367 --> 00:40:25,467 -Have you seen my mum? -I'm sorry, no. 737 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,533 If you see her, can you tell her I need to talk? 738 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:31,533 [ Thunder crashes, rumbles ] 739 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:40,733 [ Electricity zaps ] 740 00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:44,300 [ Line ringing ] 741 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,333 [ Tires screech ] 742 00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:53,533 Teresa! 743 00:40:54,867 --> 00:40:56,467 Come on! 744 00:40:58,967 --> 00:41:02,233 You're all dry now. 745 00:41:02,233 --> 00:41:03,967 You want to talk or no? 746 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,667 -No. -Okay. 747 00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:12,133 I mean, who's allergic to rain? 748 00:41:12,133 --> 00:41:14,800 I had this whole dramatic moment planned, 749 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,633 and now I'm just sitting here swelling up. 750 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:20,067 Well, if it cheers you up, 751 00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,667 I've just made a fool of myself in front of a whole restaurant 752 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,067 full of posh the tourists. 753 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,867 That does cheer me up. Thanks, Mum. 754 00:41:25,867 --> 00:41:27,133 You're welcome. 755 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,833 I'm pregnant. Again. 756 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,067 I fucked up again. 757 00:41:33,067 --> 00:41:35,900 I'm sorry I'm such a constant disappointment. 758 00:41:39,267 --> 00:41:42,467 You do know that you were an accident? 759 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:45,333 Thanks, Mum. Kick a girl when she's down. 760 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:50,933 You know, the best things in life are not the things we plan. 761 00:41:50,933 --> 00:41:55,200 It's the stuff that sideswipes you on a wet Wednesday night. 762 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,800 You might be surprised. 763 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,400 This could be the best thing that ever happened to you. 764 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,067 Ow. Ow. 765 00:42:06,067 --> 00:42:08,133 I know. Ow. 766 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,767 You look cute when you frown. 767 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:18,067 -I do? -Mm-hmm. Really cute. 768 00:42:18,067 --> 00:42:19,900 What are you frowning about? 769 00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:24,400 Michael. Mimi. 770 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,233 [ Thunder crashes ] 771 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:28,667 Gina. 772 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:31,767 I let her fight Goliath alone. 773 00:42:31,767 --> 00:42:33,767 Go and see if she's all right. 774 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:37,700 I don't want to ruin this. 775 00:42:38,667 --> 00:42:41,367 Nothing could ruin this. 776 00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:44,600 [ Sizzling ] 777 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:52,933 [ Sighs ] 778 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:55,433 Did you win? Is Adam coming home? 779 00:42:55,433 --> 00:42:56,767 No... 780 00:42:56,767 --> 00:43:00,767 And you might want to sit down. 781 00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,900 This better be the cheap stuff. 782 00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:10,800 Teresa has some news. 783 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,700 I'm pregnant. 784 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,467 We're gonna be grandmothers. 785 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,933 Wow! 786 00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:20,200 -Wow? -Wow! 787 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,433 Does Michael know? 788 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,967 Yeah. 789 00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:28,267 I can't be a grandmother! 790 00:43:28,267 --> 00:43:30,467 And I can't be related to you, Gina! 791 00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:33,233 I mean, it's hard enough trying to be your worstie! 792 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,167 You told them, then? 793 00:43:37,233 --> 00:43:38,600 You knew? 794 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,433 Darling, unlike you, 795 00:43:40,433 --> 00:43:43,767 I know everything that goes on around here. 796 00:43:43,767 --> 00:43:46,200 Are you gonna keep it? The baby? 797 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,533 I don't know. 798 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,667 ELLIOT: Gina and Sam are in. 799 00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:55,867 You are better than they ever let you believe. 800 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:58,400 And to what do I owe this unexpected pleasure? 801 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,800 A ménage à trois. 802 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,167 I would like to have a funeral. 803 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:03,600 Like a death party? 804 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,400 I prefer the term "fake wake." 805 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,600 Did she tell you what she's planning to do with the baby? 806 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,933 If she had confided in me, 807 00:44:09,933 --> 00:44:11,833 I wouldn't betray her confidence. 808 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:14,500 When are you gonna tell them? I came clean. It's your turn. 809 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,967 Whoa! Okay, I've got this! 810 00:44:15,967 --> 00:44:17,267 Marc, no! 811 00:44:17,267 --> 00:44:20,400 * Oh oh oh oh * 812 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,067 * Oh * 813 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:28,067 * Foolish pair * 814 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,433 * Ah ah ah ah ahhh * 815 00:44:36,433 --> 00:44:42,233 * Things will be better *