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Hey, Benji. It's me.
I'm just leaving my apartment.
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Remember, we gotta be there, like,
three hours early.
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Yeah, just ring me when you get this.
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Hey, Benji. I hope you left already...
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'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic
on the BQE.
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Just in case you can avoid it.
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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.
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Hey, Benji.
Actually, traffic just cleared up.
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So that's pretty good, if you were worried.
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Maybe you weren't. Anyway,
just ring me when you get this, anyway.
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Hey, Benji.
I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages.
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Just... Sorry. You can disregard them
'cause I'm... I'll be there soon, and I...
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Yeah. I can't wait to see you, and I will not
leave you another message. Okay. Bye.
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Hey, Benji. I just got to the airport.
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I really hope you left already
or that you're, like...
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I don't know, on your way.
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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.
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- Oh, God. You made it.
- What's up, cuz?
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Oh, man, come here.
I called you so many times.
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- Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you.
- It's so good to see... Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Turn around.
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- I wanna see the whole fucking picture.
- What? Really?
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- Twirl. Twirly dervish.
- Okay, okay.
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- All right, all right.
- Yeah, man, look at you.
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- Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good.
- Oh.
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All right, listen,
I think we should check you in.
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- I did a thing online. I...
- Oh, no. I did it.
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- I checked in a while ago.
- Did you?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry. When did you get here?
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Few hours ago.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I mean, the flight's not for another, like,
two hours.
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Yeah, but they open the airport super early.
You can just come here and hang out.
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- Wow. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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You meet the
craziest fucking people here, dude.
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Oh. And did you eat anything?
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- I did. Yeah. No, yeah.
- Okay.
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Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something...
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- before we take off.
- Oh. Don't worry about it, man.
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I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm.
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- Warm?
- It's been in my pocket.
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Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay.
You just sort of...
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squeeze it, slurp it.
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Did you really get this for me?
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Yeah, of course, dude.
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- All right, you got your shit?
- Okay. Yeah.
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- You know what else?
- What?
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I also got some good shit for when we land.
49
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Like, very, very good shit.
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Wait. You're not, like,
taking weed into Poland, are you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Benji?
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They don't give a shit about that stuff, man.
I'm telling you...
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Mm. I think they very much do
give a shit about that stuff.
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?
- Yeah.
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They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland
for a little bit of weed?
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- That's a good look for the Polish people.
- Okay. All right, all right. Just try to...
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- keep it down, okay?
- Okay, yeah. Don't say, "marijuana."
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- Arms out.
- Wait, really?
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Sorry. It doesn't normally...
Thanks.
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This one? This little one?
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It's a gift from my dad.
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- Dad?
- Yeah.
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Of course it was.
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- Do you have something like this?
- No way.
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- Yeah.
- I don't... I was way off. Okay, bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh. There you go.
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- She is so dope.
- Okay. Arms out.
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- Who?
- The TSA agent.
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Her dad does security for the Knicks.
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Huh.
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Did you want some?
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- Mm.
- Uh, Priya made it for me.
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- Yeah, right.
- No. I'm... Yeah, okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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What is that? A fucking Brazil nut?
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Yo. So, like, how you been, man?
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- Honestly, dude...
- Yeah.
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I've been...
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great. Been, like, really fucking great.
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You wanna go over our
tour itinerary or anything?
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Okay.
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- Can you hold that for me, actually?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Yeah. Have as much as you want.
- Yeah?
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Don't you think it'll be nice for us to
see where Grandma was from?
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You know, where she lived?
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Mm-hmm.
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- I can't even follow this. I'll just...
- Sure.
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- ...do whatever the group does.
- Sure.
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Hi.
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What seat you got?
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24 A.
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Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, man. You mind taking middle?
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How you feeling in there, dude?
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It's a little tight.
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- You still looking for a job?
- Nah.
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So, you have to, like, work the whole trip?
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No. No, no. I was able to take the week,
like, completely free.
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- I wanna be here. I wanna be like...
- Great.
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You know, I wanna be present.
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- Good, man. Excellent.
- Yeah.
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You still, like, sellin' shit online?
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I mean,
I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay.
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- I do, like, digital ad sales. Yeah.
- Okay.
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So, you know, when you see, like,
an ad banner online?
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Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit.
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Hey, come on.
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No, no. No, I just mean, like,
everybody hates that shit, you know.
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- Do they?
- Mm, yeah.
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- Well, that's what I do. That's my job.
- It's cool, man.
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- I sell those. Okay.
- It's cool. It's cool, dude.
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You're making the world go around. It's fine.
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- Yeah.
- That's not your fault.
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You're just, like,
part of a fucked-up system.
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I mean, without online ads, actually,
a lot of the websites...
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that you visit for free
wouldn't be able to exist.
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It's kind of like
the lifeblood of the Internet.
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- Hey, dude, dude.
- Yeah.
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I think they want us to pay attention.
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Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like,
finish the story.
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Yeah, yeah. No. It's just...
It's just kind of rude, man.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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- Just trying to do their jobs.
- To fasten your seatbelt...
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insert the metal end into the...
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This is a security announcement.
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Please maintain control of your
personal belongings at all time.
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Hey, are you okay?
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Uh, yeah. I don't know.
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Oh. There's our guy.
Yo. Dude.
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- What's up? That's us.
- Hey.
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Kaplans.
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What you looking at?
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I don't know. It's stupid. I don't...
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I think I'm already homesick.
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I don't know. It's just Abe.
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He's, like, obsessed with buildings now.
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He wants to know
the height of every skyscraper.
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It's kind of, like, all-encompassing.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Let me see it?
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Yeah. Yeah, sure.
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That's right. And then how many floors
is the Empire State Building?
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103.
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Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?
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112. But the balcony is on the 100.
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Yes!
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How many floors is the Empire State Building?
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103.
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Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?
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112.
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- You packed pajamas?
- Yeah, of course I did.
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- Two pairs.
- Really? But really?
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- You mean like the whole, like...
- You wanna borrow some?
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what, Victorian nightgown
with the slippers and the cap?
156
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No, man. I don't think I even own that.
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Hi. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel.
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Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in.
We're with the Heritage Tour.
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Kaplan, Benjamin and David.
I have our passports here.
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- Yes, of course. Welcome.
- Thank you.
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You're the final ones to arrive.
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And I think I have a package for you.
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- It's been sitting here for many days...
- That's for me, actually.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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You're on the fifth floor, and there's
a group meeting in 30 minutes.
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- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Great. Thank you. Fifth floor? Thanks.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, it's the weed. I told you.
It's like, really good stuff.
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I got it from Todd.
This fucking barber in Ithaca.
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Wait. You mailed yourself weed?
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No, man. I mailed us weed.
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Are you... I thought you were,
like, taking it through the airport.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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Did you not see how nervous I was?
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No, I did. I just thought that was you.
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I'm so fuckin' happy
to be here with you right now.
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Me too.
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Oh, God.
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All right. We got a half an hour.
I'm gonna have to shower.
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Good idea.
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Sweet! Closet.
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Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot.
You have super nice feet.
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- Do I?
- Yeah...
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and they've aged really well too.
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Toes are mad straight. It's nice.
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Okay. Thank you.
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No weird feet knuckles
or stray hairs or anything. Very classy.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
190
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That's interesting.
I never really evaluated them, I guess.
191
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You never evaluated your own feet?
192
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- No.
- Come on, dude. They're graceful as fuck.
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Look at 'em.
They remind me of Grandma's feet.
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You remember Grandma's feet?
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'Course I remember Grandma's feet.
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She always wore those
pink plastic fuckin' sandals from Target.
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- She used to strut that shit all over town.
- Really?
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- You know, sometimes I look at you.
- Yeah?
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I see her.
200
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I look like an old Jewish woman?
201
00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:04,791
No, man, you look wise.
And I don't know, it's beautiful.
202
00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,124
- Really?
- Yeah.
203
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,249
Thanks. All right. All right.
204
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- I'm gonna shower, okay?
- Cool.
205
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,083
- Yeah.
- Mind if I shower first?
206
00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:12,083
No, sure.
207
00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:13,666
Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone?
208
00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,333
Yeah, sure. For what?
209
00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:17,708
Just 'cause I like to
listen to music in the shower.
210
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Don't you have a phone?
211
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,583
Yeah, but it doesn't play music.
212
00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:23,708
Yeah, sure. Here you go.
213
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- Sweet.
- Yeah.
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Shower time.
215
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:55,833
- Hi. Sorry. Let me guess. David and Benjamin?
- Hi.
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- Hi, yeah. You're James?
- Yeah.
217
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- Hi, yes. I am James. Hi.
- Hey. How's it going?
218
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- Hi. Benji.
- Yeah.
219
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- You're Benji? Okay, hi.
- Benji. Yeah. Benji. It's Benji.
220
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,916
Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you.
221
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,416
I just thought I should intercept...
222
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,083
- in case you weren't sure where we were.
- Thanks.
223
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,333
So, it's a nice, small group.
224
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- Should be intimate, you know.
- Nice. Great.
225
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,541
- Success, everybody, found them.
- Hi.
226
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,916
This is David and Benji.
227
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,083
- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.
228
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,249
- Hi.
- Hi.
229
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- Welcome.
- Sit down. Take a seat, please. Yeah.
230
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Nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.
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So, I won't ramble on for too long,
but a word about myself.
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Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me
by the end of the week.
233
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So my name is James, as you know.
234
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I will be your British tour guide
through Poland.
235
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I was a scholar of
Eastern European studies at Oxford.
236
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I'm not myself Jewish...
237
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but I'm completely obsessed...
238
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with this whole part of the world,
and in particular the Jewish experience...
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which I find to be...
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fascinating and complex
and, at times, tragic...
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but ultimately beautiful.
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So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James.
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Who wants to go next?
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Okay, I'll be brave. Ha!
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Hi. I'm Marcia Kramer.
246
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I'm originally from Brooklyn with...
247
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two regrettable decades in Los Angeles,
and I've just moved back to New York...
248
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after a divorce.
249
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Sorry, if I'm oversharing...
250
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but I found that I was turning into
the kind of...
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woman I detested.
252
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Just like a lady who lunches basically,
you know?
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Oof.
254
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My mother survived the camps and...
255
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she never talked about it. Ever.
256
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So, I'm here to honor her.
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Okay, that's me. You go. Who's next?
258
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Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder.
259
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Hello.
260
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We're boring.
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Recently retired from Shaker Heights.
262
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Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin.
263
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But they left way before the war.
Turn of the century.
264
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We were Mayflower Jews.
265
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Was always my little joke.
266
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- Yeah. Funny.
- Hi.
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I'm Eloge.
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As you might have guessed,
I was not born Jewish.
269
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I guess you won't be
the only one on this trip, James.
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Happy for the company, Eloge.
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Happy for the company.
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But I did convert to Judaism,
around 10 years ago.
273
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I'm actually African-born, Rwandan.
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And to answer the question...
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maybe you are thinking of asking,
I-I am a survivor of the genocide.
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Oh, snap.
277
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Sorry. No, I just meant...
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No, that's like...
I meant that in a good way. Like...
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I don't know if you're familiar with "snap."
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It's like, "Oh, shit."
"Oh, wow." "Holy..." You know...
281
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I'm just interested in people
from other places. It's like...
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I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude.
283
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- I'm sorry about that.
- No. No, no, no.
284
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I'm very happy
when people are interested in my country.
285
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- Oh.
- Sweet.
286
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- What's your name?
- Benji.
287
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- Benji, I'm an open book.
- Oh, rad.
288
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So my mother and I survived the genocide.
289
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And I moved to Winnipeg
with her life savings...
290
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- sewn into the inside of my jacket...
- Jesus. Fuck.
291
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And, in Winnipeg, I found a connection there
with a Jewish community.
292
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Yeah, well, naturally.
293
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Yes, naturally, Benji.
294
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And, when I learned about the Jewish story...
295
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I felt at peace
for the first time since the war.
296
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And the more I learn,
and the more people I meet...
297
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wonderful people such as yourselves...
298
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the more I know I made the right decision.
299
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:26,916
Wow.
300
00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:30,041
Well, I didn't expect to be crying
before the tour started.
301
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,208
- Wow. That's extraordinary.
- Wow.
302
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:35,333
- Thank you so much for that, Eloge.
- Yeah.
303
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- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.
304
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- Well, who the hell wants to follow that?
- Yeah.
305
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,083
Okay, shit. I guess I'll go.
306
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:46,374
So, Davers and I are cousins. We've...
307
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,333
Actually, we were born three weeks apart...
308
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- which is kinda nuts.
- Yes.
309
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A zloty for anyone
who can guess which one of us is older.
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Me!
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Our dads are brothers.
312
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We're basically brothers, too,
wouldn't you say, Dave?
313
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We used to be joined at the hip.
Like feckin Katie and Eilish.
314
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- Remember them?
- Yeah. Don't say that.
315
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:06,458
But, our grandma, Dory...
Grandma Dory, she was from here.
316
00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:08,833
And we've always wanted to...
317
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see where she came from
and see the house that she grew up in.
318
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,916
Yeah, that's actually why
we're leaving the tour a day early.
319
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,874
- Benji insisted on seeing her little town.
- Yeah. 'Course, yeah.
320
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- They were... They were super close.
- We have to.
321
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,833
Yeah. I mean,
she was the fucking coolest, right?
322
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:21,749
Well, now I've just been, like...
323
00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:25,083
in a real funk, I guess, since she died.
Just haven't...
324
00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:31,958
Yeah. Sorry. She was just
my favorite person in the world.
325
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,708
You know, it's, it's good to remember.
That's why we're here, in a way. So...
326
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,749
Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that.
327
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,708
So...
Yeah, it's okay.
328
00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,666
Just to, like, just keep things
on track, though. Like...
329
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,958
- Yeah.
- Sorry. When she died...
330
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,416
she left some money in her will
for me and Benji to come here, so...
331
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,624
Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy.
332
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,124
He never has time. He's got this, like,
high-pressure job selling...
333
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,249
- fucking ad banners to the Internet.
- Yo, come on, man.
334
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:03,666
But he knew I was in
a real shit place recently, so he...
335
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:07,624
swooped in and dropped everything
and arranged for us to join this...
336
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,416
geriatric Polish tour with you fine people.
337
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,499
Hey.
338
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,249
Okay, if everyone could gather over here
just for a moment, please?
339
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:50,416
No rush.
340
00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:01,291
I always like to start my tours here
at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial.
341
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,749
And that's because this is a monument
that celebrates the Jewish heroes...
342
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,791
who fought back against the Nazis.
343
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:10,332
In a couple of days, I will be taking us
to a concentration camp...
344
00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:13,082
so I think it's important
to immediately dispel the myth...
345
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that these were a people
who were led like lambs to the slaughter.
346
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:20,207
Now, it may seem obvious,
but a word of warnin'...
347
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this will be a tour about pain.
348
00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:24,499
Of course, it will.
349
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,957
Pain and suffering and loss,
there's no getting around that...
350
00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,624
but I think it's important
that it's also a tour...
351
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that celebrates a people.
352
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A most resilient people.
353
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:39,416
All right.
354
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,916
So, that's that one then.
355
00:17:45,124 --> 00:17:48,791
This city has
an incredibly unfortunate history.
356
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,791
It's often called the Phoenix City...
357
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:54,083
because it's risen from the ashes
so many times.
358
00:17:54,249 --> 00:17:58,499
Functionality of this Soviet-style
architecture, you know, can be polarizing.
359
00:17:58,666 --> 00:17:59,666
It's not to everyone's...
360
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:02,249
And again, you'll notice
that austere style...
361
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,333
which sprung up in the wake of World War II.
362
00:18:05,124 --> 00:18:06,333
Look at this shit.
363
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,291
We'd probably live here
if the war didn't happen.
364
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,791
Isn't that fucking crazy to think about?
365
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,041
Seriously, like,
we think of ourselves as these, like...
366
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,499
very American creations, you know?
And I guess that we are.
367
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,249
I guess, that's, like,
the essence of America...
368
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,041
people created from other cultures.
369
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:22,208
But, like, in some parallel, black hole
universe, you and I are Polish...
370
00:18:22,374 --> 00:18:25,291
and we probably got, like, long beards
and we can't shake hands with women.
371
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,833
Yeah, that's funny.
You know, every time I see, like...
372
00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:29,124
one of those Hasidic guys on the street,
I always just think, like...
373
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:32,041
"There but for the grace of no God go I."
You know?
374
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,041
What?
375
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,208
Oh, nothing. It's just, like,
a dumb joke that...
376
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:37,458
- Yeah.
- Well, that's cool, man.
377
00:18:38,374 --> 00:18:40,374
- Shit, look at her.
- Who?
378
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,708
That woman, Marcia.
379
00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:43,583
She's walkin' alone.
We should go talk to her.
380
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,583
We just met her.
381
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,999
Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness
behind her eyes, you know?
382
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,124
She does?
383
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,291
Yeah. You didn't notice that?
384
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,499
During the introductions? No. I...
385
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,916
I think we should check on her.
386
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,333
Benji, maybe she wants to be alone.
387
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,291
No one wants to be alone, Dave.
Okay, I'm gonna go check it out.
388
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:03,083
Hey. Why are you walking alone?
Are you a big fucking loser?
389
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,833
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You look like an interesting person.
390
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:07,916
- Sorry.
- Okay.
391
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,583
This is one of the most
well-preserved sections...
392
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,791
of the Warsaw Ghetto
and was part of the wall...
393
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:17,416
from November 1940 to November 1942.
394
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,416
And, as we traverse the city,
you'll actually notice the fact that...
395
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,958
Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go.
396
00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:29,374
Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge.
397
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:31,874
Marcia, hydrate.
398
00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:43,749
Okay. Ready to go?
399
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,583
What we waitin' on?
400
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:51,624
New Delhi has no delis in it.
Where are the knishes?
401
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:57,333
Oh, it was the airport,
but it wasn't new, it was old.
402
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:00,958
Yo!
403
00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:02,124
Hey.
404
00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:04,416
Come on in.
405
00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:06,291
Thanks.
406
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,041
- Thanks?
- Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this.
407
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,208
I don't know if you were gonna...
408
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,041
- yeah, sit over there.
- No, man.
409
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:14,666
So, what was going on with that woman?
410
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,041
What do you mean?
411
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,666
The woman with, like,
the "sadness in her eyes."
412
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,124
- Marcia.
- Yeah. Is she all right?
413
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,583
- She's in a really weird place right now.
- Really?
414
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:23,916
- She told you that?
- Yeah.
415
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,333
I guess she thinks that I can relate
since we've both lost people.
416
00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:27,666
Yeah. You mean our grandma?
417
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,208
Yeah. She's just, like,
super fucking stressed right now...
418
00:20:30,374 --> 00:20:33,291
because her husband left her last May,
like, totally out of the blue.
419
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,291
Jesus.
420
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,333
She's seeing this new guy, Darren,
which you'd think she'd be happy about...
421
00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,083
but he sounds like a total fucking douchebag.
422
00:20:39,249 --> 00:20:40,291
Really? How?
423
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,708
I don't know, man.
424
00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:45,333
I don't think we should be talking about her
behind her back.
425
00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:48,749
- Okay. I was just... I was just asking.
- I know.
426
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,291
But... still.
427
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:54,666
Weird soup, right?
428
00:20:55,874 --> 00:20:56,999
I fucking love it.
429
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,208
When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising...
430
00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:06,249
I think the most bizarre
and harrowing aspect...
431
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,624
is not the German crushing
of the rebellion...
432
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:11,041
but the part that the Russians played in it.
433
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,291
You see, the Russians and the Poles
were supposedly allies.
434
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,791
Brothers in arms fighting
against a common enemy.
435
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,499
I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs.
436
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,124
Please don't hesitate
to ask me any questions.
437
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,999
Always happy to fill you in...
438
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,749
- You like that guy?
- Yeah.
439
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,791
Hey, Eloge, when you're done...
440
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,541
sorry, could you get a picture
of me and Dave...
441
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,291
- posing with the guys?
- Yeah, of course.
442
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,249
- Thank you, man.
- Sorry, what?
443
00:21:34,374 --> 00:21:35,833
We should pose with the guys.
It'll be hysterical.
444
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,666
Doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or...
445
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,624
Fuck is that disrespectful?
We're on their side.
446
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,083
Fightin' the fucking Russkies and the Krauts.
447
00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:43,791
- Come on.
- I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't...
448
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,583
I don't really know if we should.
449
00:21:45,749 --> 00:21:48,624
Can you just get a picture of me, then,
fighting with my Polish brethren?
450
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,041
Yeah.
451
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,624
Gentlemen, I'm goin' in.
452
00:21:52,874 --> 00:21:54,083
No, that's the leaves.
453
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,999
Sorry, I'm late.
Got a war to win, or to lose, probably.
454
00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,708
That's really... You look great, Benji.
455
00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:01,541
- Got some good shots.
- Does it look real?
456
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,999
Well, they're twice the size of you
and metal.
457
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,499
So, you know, no.
458
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:07,083
I need some help. You wanna come up here?
459
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,708
No, I'm good. I'm good. Really.
460
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:10,791
Eloge! You gonna enlist?
461
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,833
I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you.
462
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,333
Okay, well, then you can be a medic
or something. These people need help.
463
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,583
- This is so silly.
- I know.
464
00:22:17,749 --> 00:22:19,333
Come on. Your mom will love the pictures.
465
00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:22,333
- Can you take my picture for me, please?
- Come on.
466
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:23,916
Hey, Marcia.
467
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,624
- Just one.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
468
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,541
That's what I'm talkin' about.
469
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,958
So, you're the medic,
you gotta patch up this guy's leg.
470
00:22:30,124 --> 00:22:31,458
- Okay.
- He's in a lot of pain.
471
00:22:31,624 --> 00:22:32,999
- Okay.
- He really needs you.
472
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,041
Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him.
473
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,708
Don't worry. I'm here to help.
474
00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:37,999
You're taking such good care.
475
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,624
We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here.
476
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,916
Dave, you gettin' all this?
477
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,374
- Yeah, I got it.
- Is it funny?
478
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,083
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.
479
00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:46,583
You sure you don't wanna come up here?
We could use the manpower.
480
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,583
No, that's okay. I'll just...
You know, I'll watch from central command.
481
00:22:49,749 --> 00:22:50,749
Central...
482
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:52,458
Central command. That's a good one, Dave.
483
00:22:52,624 --> 00:22:53,624
Can I join up?
484
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,874
General Marcus.
We're honored to have you, sir.
485
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:58,041
- At ease.
- Marcia.
486
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,249
- Okay. Thank you.
- Get on up here!
487
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:01,958
- Marcia, I need more supplies.
- Yeah. Wanna be a medic too?
488
00:23:02,124 --> 00:23:04,041
No, I don't wanna be a medic.
Don't I have a gun or something?
489
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,583
Fuckin' A. Look at you.
490
00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:07,624
Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Thank you, David.
491
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:10,124
- No, sure. No problem.
- Are you sure don't wanna go up there?
492
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,749
No, it's fine.
I got some good shots earlier...
493
00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:12,833
when it was, like, empty.
494
00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:17,041
Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner
from the RAF, old chap.
495
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:18,208
I'm coming!
496
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:22,541
Gonna be dropped out of the plane.
497
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:23,749
Or are you the actual plane?
498
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,124
I guess I am the plane.
499
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,208
Then you're a plane.
500
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:30,958
Okay, Dave, you ready?
501
00:23:31,124 --> 00:23:32,291
Okay, everybody, pick a pose and freeze.
502
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,374
You gettin' this, Dave?
My arm's gettin' pretty tired.
503
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:48,958
Yeah. It's my last phone. One second.
504
00:23:49,124 --> 00:23:50,291
Okay. Okay, I got it.
505
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,708
Okay, stand down, men.
506
00:23:51,874 --> 00:23:53,416
We were all very brave.
Unfortunately, we all...
507
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,749
A whole elaborate story unfolding there.
508
00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:56,916
My knees.
509
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,624
Thank you so much, man.
That was a lot of fun.
510
00:23:58,791 --> 00:23:59,791
- Thanks.
- No problem. No, it was, like...
511
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,333
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.
512
00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:07,041
You are? Okay. Well, let me know
if you need any help with...
513
00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:09,041
- any recommendations...
- Nice.
514
00:24:14,124 --> 00:24:15,499
All right, well done, everyone.
515
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,583
It's fantastic.
516
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,666
This is us. Good night, you freaks.
517
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:22,833
- Night.
- Night.
518
00:24:22,999 --> 00:24:24,083
Long day tomorrow.
519
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:31,499
- Hey, Dave?
- Yep.
520
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,124
Come meet me in the bathroom for a second.
521
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:34,916
What? Why?
522
00:24:37,249 --> 00:24:38,999
- Hi.
- Hey.
523
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,208
So, um, why are we in here?
524
00:24:41,374 --> 00:24:46,333
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much
for being here with me.
525
00:24:46,499 --> 00:24:49,666
I know that it's tough for you to
take time off work and to leave your boy...
526
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,583
but I really needed this, man.
527
00:24:52,749 --> 00:24:53,916
- Really?
- Yeah.
528
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,083
Well, that's, that's great, man.
529
00:24:56,249 --> 00:24:59,124
I'm, like, just happy to see you happy.
530
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,249
I know it's been, like,
such a tough few months for you, so I...
531
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,791
I also want to say that I know
you're not the most comfortable person...
532
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,916
with groups and people
and social shit like that.
533
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,083
- I'm not?
- No.
534
00:25:08,249 --> 00:25:12,166
But it's amazing that you're here,
putting yourself out there so boldly for me.
535
00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:15,374
- Well, thank you, man.
- Let's go smoke a joint.
536
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,791
Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit.
537
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:22,958
What do you mean?
538
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,333
How the fuck are we supposed
to smoke a joint in here?
539
00:25:24,499 --> 00:25:27,374
They fuckin' locked the windows.
It's like a goddamn police state.
540
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,249
Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash.
We've been up for, like, 24 hours.
541
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,083
Don't. Don't tell me
you're gonna sleep on me.
542
00:25:32,249 --> 00:25:33,833
This is our first night together
in fuckin' years.
543
00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,458
I don't know. I'm exhausted.
I haven't showered.
544
00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:37,624
You're exhausted?
Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep.
545
00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:39,541
Is it the kind that helps you sleep?
546
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:41,541
- No, it's the other kind.
- Come on.
547
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:42,916
- Dude.
- What?
548
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041
Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face.
549
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,083
Like, floss your butt. Do whatever it is
you gotta do to feel like you.
550
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:50,583
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint...
551
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:52,374
and we'll go to the roof. Okay?
552
00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,999
Okay. Where are ya?
553
00:26:04,374 --> 00:26:06,624
I don't know. Maybe they don't make their
roof accessible for American assholes...
554
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:07,958
trying to smoke weed?
555
00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:09,958
I think this might be it. Think this is it?
556
00:26:10,249 --> 00:26:12,041
I think there's a big fucking alarm
that's gonna go off.
557
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:14,458
So? If it goes off,
we just say we don't speak Polish.
558
00:26:14,624 --> 00:26:15,624
Which happens to be true.
559
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,999
I think... I don't know, man.
560
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,624
I think we should probably just go back down.
561
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,583
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
562
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:24,999
Yeah. I don't feel right about this.
563
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,374
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
564
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,166
Yeah. If you're not feeling good about it,
let's not do it.
565
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:31,666
Sorry. I don't know. That's lame, I guess.
566
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,833
- No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just...
- Benji!
567
00:26:47,249 --> 00:26:48,541
Hustle. We're almost there.
568
00:26:57,874 --> 00:26:59,208
Yeah. There's my guy.
569
00:26:59,874 --> 00:27:00,874
How you feeling, dude?
570
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:02,458
I feel okay.
571
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,208
Feel okay.
572
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,416
- David.
- Yeah?
573
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,583
How are you feeling, man?
574
00:27:07,749 --> 00:27:09,124
- No, I feel good.
- Yeah?
575
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:10,333
Yeah. I feel good.
576
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,166
You just needed a little drugs
in your system. That's all.
577
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,333
- Really?
- Yeah.
578
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,458
- That's all I was missing, huh?
- That's all you were missin'.
579
00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:16,624
- There you go.
- That's it.
580
00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,166
You...
581
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,916
are like an awesome guy...
582
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:24,333
stuck inside the body of somebody
who's always running late.
583
00:27:24,499 --> 00:27:27,083
I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you...
584
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:28,666
every time I see you.
585
00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,708
Thank you, I think.
586
00:27:30,874 --> 00:27:32,791
You know, dude, when I think
about the two of us, man...
587
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:33,958
Yeah?
588
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,249
I think of us walking around New York
all night...
589
00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:38,041
trying to stay up until morning.
590
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,749
- You always did.
- Mm-hmm.
591
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:43,249
- Yeah.
- And you always passed out halfway through.
592
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:46,249
We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge...
593
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,833
and you would conk out
on a bench in Chinatown.
594
00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:51,166
Yeah, I know.
595
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,291
You're kind of a lightweight.
596
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:19,291
Dave?
597
00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:21,041
Yo.
598
00:28:23,374 --> 00:28:25,083
Sorry I called you a lightweight.
599
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:27,791
That's okay.
600
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,083
I'm sorry I would always fall asleep.
601
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:31,833
Nah, man.
602
00:28:31,999 --> 00:28:33,916
You had, like, a job and a wife.
603
00:28:35,124 --> 00:28:36,833
You'd been awake all day...
604
00:28:36,999 --> 00:28:38,624
doing important shit.
605
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,166
I didn't really have anything going on.
606
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,833
I didn't care that you fell asleep, man.
I was just glad you were there.
607
00:29:22,999 --> 00:29:24,999
- What did he say?
- Just absolutely despising.
608
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,541
- Really?
- Yeah. That was a bit of a disaster...
609
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:27,833
if you ask me, but...
610
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:28,999
That's really funny.
611
00:29:29,749 --> 00:29:30,749
Benji.
612
00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:34,208
We gotta go. The train's in an hour, okay?
613
00:29:39,374 --> 00:29:40,374
Sorry we're a little late.
614
00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:43,374
Yeah, Dave woke me up
literally two minutes ago.
615
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,541
All right.
616
00:29:56,749 --> 00:29:58,458
Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on.
617
00:30:00,374 --> 00:30:01,249
I really appreciate it.
618
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,666
You're okay?
619
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,208
I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry.
620
00:30:06,999 --> 00:30:10,208
Right. Come on, everyone.
Gotta get right to the end of the platform.
621
00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:14,583
Okay, everyone,
so, part of our tour package...
622
00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:16,874
included these first-class tickets.
623
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:19,916
Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming.
624
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,583
We gotta get right to the end, everyone.
625
00:30:21,749 --> 00:30:23,041
I like a first-class ticket.
626
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,791
Love the exchange rate.
627
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:26,666
Excuse me.
628
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:36,208
Now, if you've got time
we could swing by Underground Lublin.
629
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:37,958
It is fascinating.
630
00:30:38,124 --> 00:30:39,666
I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally.
631
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:42,416
The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate,
you know...
632
00:30:43,124 --> 00:30:44,208
Is the gate still accessible?
633
00:30:44,374 --> 00:30:46,208
- Yo, dude, I think we should move.
- What?
634
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:48,291
I think we should move to another train car.
635
00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,458
What do you mean?
636
00:30:49,624 --> 00:30:51,499
You don't feel weird
being in a first-class car?
637
00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:53,583
- No. We paid for it.
- No?
638
00:30:53,749 --> 00:30:54,958
It's not hurting anybody, no.
639
00:30:55,124 --> 00:30:58,249
Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland.
Fucking think about it.
640
00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,916
- I am. I'm...
- Benji?
641
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,041
- Benji.
- Yeah?
642
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,374
You all right up there?
643
00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:03,749
- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.
644
00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:05,708
- Sorry.
- Yeah, no. No worries.
645
00:31:05,874 --> 00:31:07,708
I mean, you know, it's, to be fair,
fascinating...
646
00:31:07,874 --> 00:31:09,374
- No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry.
- Okay.
647
00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:12,458
I just... Does any...
Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now?
648
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:14,041
Feeling what?
649
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:17,999
Like this creepy feeling that, like,
you know, we're, like, royalty on this train?
650
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,874
I mean, does no one else see the irony here?
651
00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:21,708
- Jesus. Benji, come on, man.
- Like eating fancy food...
652
00:31:21,874 --> 00:31:23,958
and sitting up here, when 80 years ago...
653
00:31:24,124 --> 00:31:26,708
we would've been herded into the backs
of these fucking things like cattle.
654
00:31:26,874 --> 00:31:27,999
- God.
- Okay, Benji...
655
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,208
I don't think anybody here
wants to hear that right now.
656
00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:32,124
Okay, why not?
Why doesn't anyone want to hear it?
657
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,958
- Because it's depressing, man.
- Depressing?
658
00:31:34,124 --> 00:31:35,999
Okay, look. That's okay. You're raising
an interesting sensitivity here.
659
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,083
It does sometimes come up on these tours.
660
00:31:38,249 --> 00:31:39,666
You're staying in fancy hotels...
661
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,166
eating posh food, and at the same time...
662
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,499
you're looking back
at the horrors of your family history.
663
00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:48,541
It can conjure up confusing feelings
of discomfort and discordance...
664
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:51,541
and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know.
665
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,874
You're comparing your own life...
666
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,041
I don't feel guilt.
667
00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:56,249
- No. Nor should you, Mark.
- Why would I feel guilt?
668
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:57,999
No, I'm not saying that you
have to feel guilt. I'm just saying that...
669
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,083
Well, because our lives
are so fucking pampered and privileged.
670
00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:03,541
Like, we completely cut ourselves off
from anyone else's true pain.
671
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,708
Like the actual fuckin' experience
of being shoved in a train car...
672
00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:08,583
- your fuckin' head bashed in.
- Jesus, Benji.
673
00:32:08,749 --> 00:32:09,791
- So, what are we supposed to do about that?
- Mark. Mark, Mark, please.
674
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:12,666
Fuckin' acknowledge it, man.
Like, try to feel it in some way.
675
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,041
- Why are you doing this?
- Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel.
676
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,666
Okay. Why is that, like, important now?
677
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,083
Oh, man, you used to feel everything, man.
678
00:32:20,249 --> 00:32:22,999
He was such an anxious,
adorable fucking kid, man.
679
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,708
- Jesus, Benji.
- We went to Jewy sleep-away camp together.
680
00:32:24,874 --> 00:32:26,583
- Come on, man.
- He cried the whole first week.
681
00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:28,874
The whole fucking first week
'cause he was homesick.
682
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,416
- Jesus.
- I used to have to hug him to sleep...
683
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,708
and talk about his sweet fuckin' mom
to calm him down and shit.
684
00:32:32,874 --> 00:32:33,958
- Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck?
- Now look at him.
685
00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:36,166
He's like all put together
and comfortable and shit.
686
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:39,208
Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro
into submission.
687
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,833
It's mad impressive.
You're all mad impressive.
688
00:32:40,999 --> 00:32:42,124
But you know what?
689
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,833
I'm gonna go
to the back of the train now, okay?
690
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:46,374
I don't think you'll find much suffering
back there either.
691
00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:47,749
Stop it. Please.
692
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,416
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
693
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:56,291
Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable
for everyone.
694
00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:57,458
Obviously, there are...
695
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,416
triggers along the way with this tour.
696
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,833
I must say the train is not normally
one of them, but...
697
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,541
James, I should probably head back there.
698
00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:07,833
I don't know. I should at least, like,
bring him his food or something.
699
00:33:07,999 --> 00:33:09,791
Of course. Yeah.
You know where we're gettin' off?
700
00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:13,166
Yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny?
I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it.
701
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,416
No. It's very close.
702
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:15,499
- Yeah, it's... All right. Good luck.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.
703
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:16,749
Sorry, everybody.
704
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:18,833
Okay.
705
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,708
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
706
00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,583
Thanks.
707
00:33:50,624 --> 00:33:51,624
Are you okay?
708
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,666
Everyone just wants
to have a fucking joyride, you know?
709
00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,416
No. What do you mean?
710
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,833
People can't walk around the world being...
711
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,541
happy all the time.
712
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,291
It's okay, man.
713
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,958
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
714
00:34:41,124 --> 00:34:42,333
Did I fall asleep?
715
00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,374
- Yeah, you did.
- Shit.
716
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,249
Shit! We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.
717
00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:56,916
All right, I guess everybody's waiting
in front for us.
718
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,874
Mm-hmm. Maybe.
719
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,041
- Hey, duder?
- Yeah?
720
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,166
Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude.
721
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:05,208
Sorry, what?
722
00:35:05,374 --> 00:35:06,374
Yeah.
723
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:10,458
Shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik?
724
00:35:10,624 --> 00:35:12,624
- Yeah, Kraśnik.
- We were supposed to get off at Lublin.
725
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,541
No, I know. Yeah.
You were out pretty fucking cold, dude.
726
00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:17,416
Sorry. You mean, we passed Lublin already?
727
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,583
Like, a while ago.
728
00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:19,916
And you didn't wake me up?
729
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,208
- You were having such a good nap, dude.
- Jesus Christ!
730
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:23,916
- We are on a tour group with people.
- You were, like... I'm sorry.
731
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:25,041
Yeah, I know. I just didn't have
the heart to wake you up, man.
732
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,999
You have, like,
the most fucked-up sense of priorities.
733
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,916
Do you know that?
Do you know that?
734
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,166
Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay?
735
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,583
- How could I not get mad at you?
- Because I was, like...
736
00:35:31,749 --> 00:35:33,333
- staring at you while you were sleeping...
- Yeah.
737
00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,541
and people were lookin' at you.
738
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,999
And some people
were fucking laughing at you...
739
00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:38,333
'cause you were snoring
all weird and loud and shit.
740
00:35:38,499 --> 00:35:40,291
But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that."
741
00:35:40,749 --> 00:35:42,249
This is my cousin Davey.
I'm not ashamed of him.
742
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,374
This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown.
743
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:47,041
This is the guy I used to have all to myself.
I just couldn't wake you, man.
744
00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:51,583
- All right. All right, so what do we do now?
- Yeah.
745
00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:52,916
- Got that shit worked out, dude.
- Did you?
746
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:54,124
Yeah. While you were sleepin'.
747
00:35:54,499 --> 00:35:55,416
Okay.
748
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,374
So, we just get on a train
going in the opposite direction.
749
00:35:57,541 --> 00:35:58,666
- Yeah, okay.
- And we don't even have to pay for tickets.
750
00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,083
We just avoid the conductor
until we get there.
751
00:36:00,249 --> 00:36:02,458
I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate.
It's fucking foolproof.
752
00:36:02,624 --> 00:36:03,708
- This might be us, dude.
- Really?
753
00:36:03,874 --> 00:36:05,333
- Run! Run, run, run.
- Great.
754
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:10,999
Yo, we should just buy tickets
like normal people.
755
00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,458
There's no time. Come on.
756
00:36:13,374 --> 00:36:14,374
Shit.
757
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,041
Dude.
758
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:20,041
We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
759
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:21,958
The conductor's gonna come through
taking tickets.
760
00:36:22,124 --> 00:36:23,499
- We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
- The bathroom? Okay.
761
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:24,666
He gets to the back of the train...
762
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:26,458
he's gonna start heading towards
the front looking for stragglers.
763
00:36:26,624 --> 00:36:27,749
- Sorry. We're the stragglers?
- Yeah.
764
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:28,916
By the time he gets to the front...
765
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:30,249
the train's gonna be in the station
and we're home free.
766
00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,416
This is so fucking stupid.
767
00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:33,333
Man, what's stupid
is the corporatization of travel.
768
00:36:33,499 --> 00:36:35,041
Ensuring that the rich
move around the world...
769
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:38,166
propagate their elitist loins,
while the poor stay cut off from society.
770
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:40,666
That's great. We can argue Marxism
while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
771
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:41,999
Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
772
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,999
This is ridiculous.
Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks.
773
00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,166
It's the principle of paying.
774
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,374
We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets
in Poland. This is our country.
775
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:48,624
No, it's not. It was our country.
776
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,208
They kicked us out
'cause they thought we were cheap.
777
00:36:53,499 --> 00:36:55,541
Okay, this is it.
Stay calm. Act natural.
778
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:56,749
Yeah.
779
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:00,916
Hi. Just bathroom.
780
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,208
Me and cousin go to just bathroom.
781
00:37:02,374 --> 00:37:04,499
- Bathrooms on either side.
- With thanks.
782
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:05,749
- Sorry.
- Thank you.
783
00:37:05,916 --> 00:37:07,666
And we have our tickets. We just...
784
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,333
Jesus Christ.
My heart is in my fucking throat.
785
00:37:11,499 --> 00:37:12,708
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
786
00:37:12,874 --> 00:37:14,499
We're not out of the woods yet, though.
We gotta get to the front...
787
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,124
and take shelter
until we get to our stop. Okay?
788
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,291
- Okay.
- Ready?
789
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,458
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
790
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,374
- Here, here.
- What? Yeah.
791
00:37:37,874 --> 00:37:38,874
We made it.
792
00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:40,333
Don't fall asleep on me again, brother.
793
00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:41,499
I won't.
794
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,208
Hey, Benji.
795
00:37:47,374 --> 00:37:48,374
Yeah?
796
00:37:48,749 --> 00:37:50,041
We're in first class.
797
00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,583
Yeah, but we fucking earned it.
798
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,999
Hey, should we stop and get some lunch?
799
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,291
- No.
- Okay.
800
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:10,166
Hi. Sorry.
801
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,541
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
Dave fell asleep.
802
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:13,708
Yeah.
What?
803
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:16,999
- Hi, there.
- We got your bags.
804
00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:18,666
That's so nice of you. I'm so sorry.
805
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,249
Yeah, he just...
He needed to sleepy sleep.
806
00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:22,249
- Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag.
- You need some help.
807
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,624
- Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel.
- He got sleepy.
808
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,499
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah, yeah. All good. I'm really sorry.
809
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:28,416
Yeah. It was actually really quick
once we were able to get on the other...
810
00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:35,041
...and importance of the Jewish contribution.
811
00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:37,499
Lublin has such a rich Jewish history.
812
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,666
It was actually known, for a time,
as the Jewish Oxford.
813
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:44,499
It was diverse,
both culturally and intellectually.
814
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:47,374
This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz...
815
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,708
of the Seer of Lublin...
816
00:38:49,874 --> 00:38:53,958
of Isaac Bashevis Singer,
merchants, writers, poets.
817
00:38:57,583 --> 00:38:59,499
So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah?
818
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,166
Yes. Yes, you could say that.
819
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,999
It's amazing to me.
820
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,624
- Is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
821
00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:07,624
So, you, like, do all the customs
and everything?
822
00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:09,958
No, no, not all. No.
823
00:39:10,124 --> 00:39:11,708
But I do like to keep Shabbat.
824
00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,958
No matter what's going on with my life...
825
00:39:15,124 --> 00:39:16,916
once a week, I get to...
826
00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:20,458
slow down and take my rest seriously.
827
00:39:22,249 --> 00:39:23,374
And you?
828
00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:24,624
No. Me? No, no.
829
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,999
I mean, the whole thing
always seemed like a little...
830
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,666
I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical
and archaic to me.
831
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,666
I mean, no offense, obviously.
832
00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:36,208
I think it would really benefit you.
833
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,374
You mean, like, benefit everybody
or, like, me specifically?
834
00:39:39,624 --> 00:39:40,916
You specifically.
835
00:39:42,374 --> 00:39:43,374
Benji.
836
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,666
- Yo.
- Yo!
837
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:48,958
I was thinking about what you said...
838
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:52,166
on the train about understanding suffering.
839
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,166
It really stirred me.
840
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,083
Yo, seriously, Marcia?
841
00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:58,958
- Yeah.
- Dope.
842
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:02,708
Last year,
my daughter married a very rich man.
843
00:40:02,874 --> 00:40:03,958
Fuck.
844
00:40:04,124 --> 00:40:07,249
And she's incapable of having a conversation
with any depth anymore.
845
00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:10,749
Well, yeah, of course. Money is like
fucking heroin for boring people.
846
00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:12,791
Well, I don't know what that means...
847
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:16,541
but it's just so easy
to float through life...
848
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,999
forgetting how lucky we are.
849
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,416
Guys, I'm eavesdropping. Is that okay?
850
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,541
'Course, Eloge, come on in.
851
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:26,249
I want to echo what Marcia was saying
if that's all right?
852
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:27,999
- Really? Really?
- Of course.
853
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:31,916
I find myself constantly baffled
by the way the world seems to carry on...
854
00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:34,416
like there aren't a million reasons
to be shocked.
855
00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:36,833
- To be... appalled.
- Exactly.
856
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,624
Yeah. Fuckin' A.
That's exactly what I'm saying, man.
857
00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:41,041
I don't know. I mean, if, like,
we wept for every sad thing in the world...
858
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,208
like, what would that accomplish?
859
00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:43,374
I don't know.
860
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,124
Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen.
861
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:46,291
Exactly.
862
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:50,874
David, we numb ourselves
to avoid thinking about our impact.
863
00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:54,583
Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse
to enjoy the steak, as it were.
864
00:40:54,749 --> 00:40:55,958
Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy.
865
00:40:56,124 --> 00:40:58,541
No. And I get that. I get all that.
It just seems like maybe there's, like...
866
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,333
a time and a place to grieve,
and maybe it's not...
867
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,499
- Yo, Dave.
- What?
868
00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:02,999
We're on a fucking Holocaust tour.
869
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:06,249
If now is not the time and place
to grieve, to open up...
870
00:41:06,749 --> 00:41:08,083
I don't know what to tell you, man.
871
00:41:10,249 --> 00:41:12,374
Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers.
872
00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:15,249
So, here we are...
873
00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,458
at the famous Grodzka Gate...
874
00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:20,333
or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate.
875
00:41:20,499 --> 00:41:24,749
On the other side of this threshold
was the Jewish Quarter, okay?
876
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,291
Now, as we pass through...
877
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:29,999
I want you to try to imagine
what life was like hundreds of years ago.
878
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:33,374
Try to avoid conjuring images
of the horrors to come...
879
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:36,208
and just picture a vibrant city.
880
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,708
The memories of Jewish life are here.
881
00:41:45,999 --> 00:41:48,249
But they're hidden around the city.
882
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:52,499
And the oldest surviving synagogue
is on the second floor of an office building.
883
00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:57,166
But there are little pieces
of history frozen.
884
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,916
Peeking out, waiting for us.
885
00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:03,208
A former Yiddish theater.
886
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,249
A yeshiva.
887
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,583
A Jewish-owned brewery.
888
00:42:10,999 --> 00:42:12,791
The Tarbut Hebrew School.
889
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:16,208
The Community Council of Lublin.
890
00:42:17,874 --> 00:42:18,916
A tailor.
891
00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:21,333
A dry goods store.
892
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:23,624
A bakery.
893
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,874
A bookseller.
894
00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:28,583
A textile shop.
895
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:47,708
So, there's some discrepancy
about the founding of the cemetery...
896
00:42:47,874 --> 00:42:50,583
- but most people have it pegged at 1541.
- Wow.
897
00:42:50,749 --> 00:42:51,583
- Can you imagine?
- No.
898
00:42:51,749 --> 00:42:53,333
That's before the founding
of the United States.
899
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:55,791
That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare.
900
00:42:55,958 --> 00:43:00,333
And the oldest headstone in the whole
of Poland is actually located right here...
901
00:43:00,499 --> 00:43:01,874
- in the cemetery.
- Yes. Kopelman.
902
00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:03,541
Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that?
903
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,083
I read about it this morning.
Don't be too impressed.
904
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,291
- What?
- Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge.
905
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,541
- What's your problem now?
- Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541.
906
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,624
Who cares?
907
00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:13,333
It's quite unassuming, isn't it,
if you don't know what you're looking at?
908
00:43:13,499 --> 00:43:15,083
- Benji, what the fuck?
- It's just...
909
00:43:15,249 --> 00:43:17,791
It's hard to know
whether the Jewish community was drawn to...
910
00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:20,124
- Lublin because of these local virtues or...
- Benji? Benji?
911
00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:21,791
- Yo, James?
- Shit. Benji?
912
00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,208
- Hey, James. Hey, man.
- Benji, Benji, Benji.
913
00:43:23,374 --> 00:43:24,374
- You all right, Benji?
- Hey, look, man...
914
00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:27,499
you're, like, completely knowledgeable
about this shit.
915
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:29,958
And it's fuckin'... It's impressive, man.
916
00:43:30,124 --> 00:43:32,749
And we all know that now and everything.
But, like...
917
00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:34,791
Like, these are real people, James, you know?
918
00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,124
They're not your little factoids
lying under here, okay?
919
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:38,291
They're not history lessons.
920
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,499
- Benji, Benji, okay.
- Just... Hey, maybe like take a seat.
921
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:42,583
- Text your wife. Have a sit for a second.
- Sorry if I said something to upset you or...
922
00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,958
No. No, no, no. Look, look. You know
your shit. Don't get me wrong.
923
00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,374
And, Eloge, you, like, totally
know your shit, but I think it's just...
924
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,124
the constant barrage of stats.
925
00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:50,874
It's making this whole thing feel very...
926
00:43:51,624 --> 00:43:52,624
cold, you know?
927
00:43:55,624 --> 00:43:56,624
Okay.
928
00:43:57,416 --> 00:44:00,958
I'm sorry. Maybe it's just my British tone
or something.
929
00:44:01,124 --> 00:44:02,499
I'm just trying to be honest.
930
00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:04,416
If it helps to have feedback,
that's what I'm doing.
931
00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:07,249
- I think a major problem with your tour...
- Okay.
932
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,791
- Oh, my God.
- If I can just... This is okay?
933
00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:11,124
- This is a free space?
- Okay.
934
00:44:11,624 --> 00:44:13,249
I just think we've been,
like, completely cut off...
935
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:16,749
from anything that's like,
fucking, like, real, you know?
936
00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:19,333
- It's all real, Benji.
- Is it?
937
00:44:19,499 --> 00:44:21,083
I've only said real things.
I've only said real things.
938
00:44:21,249 --> 00:44:23,416
It's real? Then how come I haven't met
anyone that's actually Polish?
939
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,958
I haven't had any interaction with somebody
who's, like, from here.
940
00:44:26,124 --> 00:44:27,124
- You know what I mean?
- Benji, come on.
941
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,958
We've just been going from one touristy thing
to another touristy thing, you know?
942
00:44:30,124 --> 00:44:32,916
Yeah, no, but that sort of is what a tour is,
though, isn't it?
943
00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:34,208
Going from one touristy thing to another.
944
00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:36,208
That's kind of what you signed up for,
isn't it?
945
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:37,874
Well, Dave signed up for the tour.
946
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,958
All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry.
947
00:44:41,791 --> 00:44:43,624
Look, man. And you know what?
948
00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:46,749
Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour.
949
00:44:46,916 --> 00:44:48,791
I mean it, man.
Like I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it.
950
00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:49,958
It's totally Dave's speed.
951
00:44:50,124 --> 00:44:53,958
But just, like, chill on the facts
and figures for just a little bit.
952
00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:55,624
I mean, would that be cool?
953
00:44:57,374 --> 00:45:00,416
- No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. Let's tone it down.
- Great.
954
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:02,749
Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking.
955
00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:08,166
Well, what I was gonna suggest was
we could put a rock on...
956
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,916
Kopelman's headstone.
957
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:14,708
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
958
00:45:14,874 --> 00:45:16,374
- Fuckin' love that idea.
- No, I think that's a good idea.
959
00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:17,749
Thanks, man.
960
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:18,916
So can I call them over?
961
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,041
Do whatever you want, man.
It's your tour, James.
962
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,416
Okay, if everybody could just
come over here for a moment?
963
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,791
- Everybody? Marcia?
- Everyone look for stones.
964
00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:28,041
- Here we go. Look, here's one.
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
965
00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:31,124
If I can just very quickly...
966
00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:35,291
This is the oldest tombstone
in all of Poland.
967
00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:39,624
And it belongs to a man
called Jacob Kopelman Levi...
968
00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:43,208
who was a real human person who lived...
969
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,416
in the real world.
He was Polish.
970
00:45:47,999 --> 00:45:49,499
From Poland.
971
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:52,999
And Benji and I were just discussing
what might be nice to do...
972
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:56,666
and we thought maybe we could
all put a stone on his grave.
973
00:45:57,541 --> 00:46:00,124
Various theories about this Jewish tradition.
974
00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,249
But personally, I like to think it's just...
975
00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:07,249
a simple warm gesture to say...
976
00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:09,583
"You're not forgotten."
977
00:46:12,666 --> 00:46:14,333
That was beautiful, James.
Thank you.
978
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:18,833
Okay. So, let's do that, shall we?
Everyone?
979
00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:20,499
- Should we try and find some nice stones?
- Yeah. Yes.
980
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,749
- Yeah, that was great.
- Good idea.
981
00:46:21,916 --> 00:46:22,999
- Yeah.
- I'll go look for a stone.
982
00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:26,374
- Great, great.
- I think that was a very lovely idea, Benji.
983
00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,166
- Thanks, Marcia. Thank you.
- Yeah. It was nice.
984
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,958
Yeah, we sorta cooked it up.
985
00:46:30,124 --> 00:46:31,583
- Let's find it.
- Stone hunt.
986
00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:33,791
I'm gonna have the biggest stones.
987
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,749
I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like...
988
00:46:37,124 --> 00:46:38,083
- Sorry.
- Here we go.
989
00:46:38,249 --> 00:46:39,458
- It's fine.
- Hey, Marcia.
990
00:46:39,624 --> 00:46:40,499
Yeah.
991
00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:43,041
Okay. We all good with our stones?
992
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,708
I'd like this one, please.
993
00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:23,166
My dad was everyone's favorite,
but my dad's brother...
994
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:24,999
- was the real brains of the family.
- Yeah.
995
00:47:25,166 --> 00:47:28,083
He got rejected from medical school
because of quotas...
996
00:47:28,249 --> 00:47:29,791
- you know, with Jewish doctors.
- Right.
997
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,041
And he... I'm sorry.
998
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:34,124
I'm just having a little trouble
competing with Hava Nagila.
999
00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:35,333
- I'm so sorry. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1000
00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:36,749
We come here every tour...
1001
00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:38,124
and the food is wonderful...
1002
00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:40,416
but the music can be
a little bit kitschy, so...
1003
00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:41,791
Anti-Semitic pricks.
1004
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,458
Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic,
like, the owners are Jewish, but...
1005
00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:48,166
Sorry. Please continue, Marcia.
1006
00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:51,999
So my Uncle Sam
couldn't go to medical school...
1007
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:53,749
so he became a pharmacist...
1008
00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:56,916
and he ended up owning five...
Five, yeah.
1009
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,833
Five pharmacies
in and around the Chicago area.
1010
00:47:58,999 --> 00:48:00,499
- Wow.
- Like, he started what we now...
1011
00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:02,666
- think of as, like, a modern-day drug store.
- Yeah.
1012
00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:04,083
- Yeah. Exactly.
- That's extraordinary.
1013
00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:05,541
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over.
1014
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,708
Just as I'm done with my story,
which is my usual...
1015
00:48:07,874 --> 00:48:10,083
That just speaks of the whole
immigrant experience, don't you think?
1016
00:48:10,249 --> 00:48:12,708
- Exactly.
- I can attest to that, absolutely.
1017
00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,541
Mark's great uncle
came off the boat from Poland...
1018
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:18,291
landed in Galveston for some fakakta reason.
1019
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:19,833
Jew in Texas.
1020
00:48:19,999 --> 00:48:23,041
And he made money by taking the furniture
the rich people threw out on the street...
1021
00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:25,124
refurbishing it and reselling.
1022
00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,708
- Really?
- True story. Mm-hmm.
1023
00:48:26,874 --> 00:48:30,416
Apparently, he ended up selling some of it
back to the original owners.
1024
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:31,583
- No, he did not. Is that true?
- Yes.
1025
00:48:31,749 --> 00:48:32,749
- Of course, he did.
- Great uncle.
1026
00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:33,916
Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant.
1027
00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:35,791
Rich people are fucking idiots.
1028
00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:40,166
Well, anyway, our grandmother. She was...
1029
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,499
Grandma Dory.
1030
00:48:42,249 --> 00:48:45,873
Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory,
whose house we're seeing on Thursday...
1031
00:48:45,874 --> 00:48:48,374
was also just this, you know, amazing woman.
1032
00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:50,166
She was just like one of these, like...
1033
00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:53,124
bygone realist types
that you don't see anymore.
1034
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:55,624
You know, just like blunt and tough and...
1035
00:48:56,499 --> 00:48:59,166
I mean, to be honest, I was like,
scared shitless my whole childhood of her.
1036
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,333
I was never scared of her.
1037
00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:01,541
That is true. That is true.
1038
00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:03,958
No. She and Benji had some,
like, special secret language.
1039
00:49:04,124 --> 00:49:06,416
They always said
exactly what was on their minds. Didn't you?
1040
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,708
- Had no choice.
- Yeah.
1041
00:49:07,874 --> 00:49:09,708
And a similar story,
she survived the camps...
1042
00:49:09,874 --> 00:49:11,749
through, like, a thousand miracles...
1043
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:14,374
and she made her way to New York,
and she wanted to design dresses.
1044
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:18,041
But she couldn't afford fashion school,
so she got stuck working as a secretary.
1045
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:19,374
Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this."
1046
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,374
And she ended up
taking over the whole company.
1047
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,708
- Wow.
- Baller.
1048
00:49:22,874 --> 00:49:25,833
Well, he's making it sound like
she led a junta or something. No.
1049
00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:27,958
No, she was just...
No, she was super smart.
1050
00:49:28,124 --> 00:49:30,166
It was a small commercial real estate
company. It was not, you know...
1051
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,583
I used to speak to her every Thursday.
1052
00:49:31,749 --> 00:49:32,666
- Aw.
- Yeah.
1053
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:34,541
- Literally every Thursday.
- That is so nice, Benji.
1054
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,083
If I hear from my kids once a month,
it's a shock.
1055
00:49:38,624 --> 00:49:39,749
Marcia. Fuck those guys.
1056
00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,666
Man, I wouldn't miss a week.
1057
00:49:42,374 --> 00:49:43,541
She was tough on me.
1058
00:49:43,999 --> 00:49:45,874
She was the only one
in the whole fuckin' family...
1059
00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:47,708
that would keep me honest.
1060
00:49:47,874 --> 00:49:50,416
You know, everyone else just disappeared
when I needed them most.
1061
00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:55,791
Yeah. But, you know,
Grandma never pitied herself.
1062
00:49:56,291 --> 00:49:58,458
In fact, she always told me
she was grateful for her struggle.
1063
00:49:58,624 --> 00:49:59,624
Well, that's just it.
1064
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:02,499
What she endured, that gave her hope, right?
1065
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,374
Yes. In fact,
she used to tell me that, like...
1066
00:50:04,541 --> 00:50:07,666
you know, first-generation immigrants
work some, like, menial job.
1067
00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,916
You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food.
1068
00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:11,666
Second generation, they go to good schools...
1069
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,999
and they become like, you know,
a doctor or lawyer or whatever.
1070
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,124
And the third generation
lives in their mother's basement...
1071
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,583
and smokes pot all day.
1072
00:50:19,166 --> 00:50:20,291
I mean...
1073
00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:22,833
She said that?
1074
00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:28,166
I think she was like, just speaking generally
about, like, the immigrant experience.
1075
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,916
Because I lived in my mom's basement.
1076
00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:31,249
- She was just talking about immigrants.
- Okay.
1077
00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:32,291
- That's all.
- Yeah.
1078
00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,166
I gotsta pee.
1079
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,124
Oh, yeah.
1080
00:50:46,624 --> 00:50:48,999
When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that.
Don't worry.
1081
00:50:50,624 --> 00:50:51,749
Pee-pee time.
1082
00:50:57,374 --> 00:50:58,541
I'm sorry about him.
1083
00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:00,249
No, no.
1084
00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:02,166
What a troubled young man.
1085
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,208
He wants to be good. You can see the spark.
1086
00:51:04,374 --> 00:51:05,541
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge.
1087
00:51:05,708 --> 00:51:07,791
Forgive me if I don't see
this magical spark.
1088
00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:10,124
Mark, stop it.
He's tormented for whatever reason.
1089
00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:11,291
- Okay. Okay.
- He's funny...
1090
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:13,958
and he's charming under all the mishegoss.
1091
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:15,249
I feel bad for him.
1092
00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,124
- Has he always been like this?
- Yeah.
1093
00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:18,791
I mean, he's always been,
like, up and down, you know?
1094
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:21,874
Like, he's sensitive and he, like,
sees people so clearly, you know?
1095
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:24,708
But then you say the wrong thing
and, like, something switches.
1096
00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:26,458
Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him.
1097
00:51:26,624 --> 00:51:28,124
No. What's not appropriate?
1098
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:31,374
You obviously got something going on
between you and...
1099
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:33,791
Well, he's clearly in pain.
1100
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:35,833
Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way?
1101
00:51:35,999 --> 00:51:38,416
I mean,
look at what happened to our families.
1102
00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:39,833
Look at where we came from.
1103
00:51:39,999 --> 00:51:41,999
I mean, who isn't...
You know, who isn't wrought?
1104
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,416
- Well, you seem okay.
- I'm not, though. I'm not.
1105
00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:47,041
I just, like, take a pill
for my fucking OCD, you know...
1106
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,583
and I jog and I meditate,
and I go to work in the morning.
1107
00:51:50,749 --> 00:51:53,374
I, like, come home at the end of the day,
and I, like, move forward, you know...
1108
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:54,999
because I know
that my pain is unexceptional...
1109
00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:56,624
so I don't feel the need to, like...
1110
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,333
I don't know,
burden everybody with it, you know?
1111
00:51:58,499 --> 00:51:59,624
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1112
00:52:00,499 --> 00:52:01,916
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.
1113
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,083
No. It's all right, David.
1114
00:52:03,249 --> 00:52:05,583
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm ranting. I'm just, like...
1115
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,333
I don't know.
1116
00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:16,291
Sorry. I'm just, like, so fucking exhausted
by him sometimes, you know, like I...
1117
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:18,874
I love him...
1118
00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:20,374
and I hate him...
1119
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:23,041
and I want to kill him.
1120
00:52:24,249 --> 00:52:26,624
And I want to be him, you know?
1121
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,208
And I feel, like...
1122
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,749
so stupid around him, you know...
1123
00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:33,374
because he is so fucking cool,
and he just does not give a shit.
1124
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:34,541
And then...
1125
00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:39,083
just, like, being here with him
is just so fucking baffling to me, you know?
1126
00:52:39,249 --> 00:52:41,458
It's just baffling 'cause it's, like...
1127
00:52:41,624 --> 00:52:46,416
how did this guy come
from the survivors of this place, you know?
1128
00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:49,791
I mean that your uncle had to sell,
like, used furniture to rich assholes...
1129
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,374
or, like, couldn't get into medical school...
1130
00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:52,999
And that you survived, like...
1131
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:56,249
the worst thing to happen on this planet
in the last 30 years.
1132
00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:59,749
And that our grandma survived
by a thousand miracles...
1133
00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:02,374
when the entire world was trying to kill her,
you know?
1134
00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:04,874
And I look at him...
1135
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,958
and I just, like, wanna ask him...
1136
00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:11,999
I just wanna ask him, and I just can't.
1137
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:17,458
Like, how did the product
of a thousand fucking miracles...
1138
00:53:17,624 --> 00:53:20,541
overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills?
1139
00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:23,583
What?
1140
00:53:23,999 --> 00:53:25,458
What did you say?
1141
00:53:25,624 --> 00:53:26,916
Yeah, he tried to...
1142
00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:30,708
Yeah. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have said anything.
1143
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:35,791
It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that.
1144
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:38,249
I'm so sorry. That's very distressing.
1145
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:39,541
When did this happen?
1146
00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:41,666
Like, six months ago.
1147
00:53:42,499 --> 00:53:45,291
My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom,
found him on the couch.
1148
00:53:47,374 --> 00:53:50,624
And I know he is so funny and so charming.
1149
00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:54,916
And you are all gonna walk away
with this picture of this amazing man...
1150
00:53:55,083 --> 00:53:57,291
which he totally is in so many ways.
1151
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:59,916
But when I picture him...
1152
00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:04,291
it is passed out on a ratty basement couch...
1153
00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:07,624
while I am in New York City
with my beautiful wife and adorable child...
1154
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,666
and it just fucking kills me.
1155
00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:15,624
Sorry. I'm oversharing.
1156
00:54:23,916 --> 00:54:25,333
Well, they're back again.
1157
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:27,708
It's him.
1158
00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,458
Did you know he plays the piano?
1159
00:54:41,374 --> 00:54:43,208
We used to take lessons together.
1160
00:54:47,499 --> 00:54:48,583
Excuse me.
1161
00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,291
Aw, that's so nice, Benji.
1162
00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,208
That was wonderful, Benji.
1163
00:56:22,541 --> 00:56:24,249
Fuck.
1164
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:34,874
Hi. Sorry to bother you.
1165
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:38,833
Did you happen to see, like,
my cousin come through or anything?
1166
00:56:38,999 --> 00:56:39,999
He's, like...
1167
00:56:44,624 --> 00:56:47,291
Have been forwarded to
an automated voice messaging system.
1168
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:48,541
Boner.
1169
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,083
Is not available.
1170
00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:53,249
The mailbox is full and cannot accept
any messages at this time.
1171
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,416
Goodbye.
1172
00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,916
- Hello?
- Dude, where the fuck are ya?
1173
00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:08,208
We're all downstairs waiting for you, man.
1174
00:57:08,374 --> 00:57:09,374
Oh, shit.
1175
00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:10,666
- Get your ass down here.
- Fuck.
1176
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,791
Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave.
1177
00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:27,499
You sleep through your alarm or somethin'?
1178
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:29,791
No. My phone died
because I didn't plug it in...
1179
00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:32,083
because I spent the night looking for you.
Where the fuck were you?
1180
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:35,249
Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep.
1181
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,208
Yeah?
Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji.
1182
00:57:37,374 --> 00:57:38,999
Oh. Sorry, man.
1183
00:57:39,166 --> 00:57:40,791
Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia.
Didn't wanna wake you.
1184
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,874
- Good morning, gang.
- Mornin'.
1185
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,208
- You're all down so early. I love that.
- Morning.
1186
00:57:44,374 --> 00:57:45,374
Good morning.
1187
00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:47,541
Well, the van should be here.
1188
00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:51,624
It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay?
1189
00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:04,041
Whatever. Yeah.
I think I was feeling okay until...
1190
00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:06,749
I don't like...
1191
00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:10,249
Okay. So, if I could just
get everyone's attention just for a moment.
1192
00:58:11,249 --> 00:58:12,249
- James.
- I don't wanna state the obvious...
1193
00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:14,291
but today is gonna be quite a taxing day.
1194
00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:17,458
If you've never been to
a concentration camp before...
1195
00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:19,624
it can be pretty overwhelming.
1196
00:58:20,374 --> 00:58:22,249
We'll be there in, like,
literally two minutes.
1197
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,333
Okay? Thanks, everyone.
1198
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,541
Everyone all right?
1199
00:58:49,249 --> 00:58:51,083
So, the first thing you might notice...
1200
00:58:51,249 --> 00:58:55,208
is that Majdanek is literally just
two miles from Lublin town square.
1201
00:58:56,708 --> 00:58:59,583
Can you imagine life continuing on...
1202
00:58:59,749 --> 00:59:03,291
a bustling town center
just two miles from these grounds?
1203
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,374
Before the Red Army got to Majdanek...
1204
00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,458
the Nazis had actually moved
most of their prisoners...
1205
00:59:12,624 --> 00:59:14,416
to other camps out west.
1206
00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:17,166
And, in their haste,
the SS didn't destroy the evidence.
1207
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,958
So, unlike other camps...
1208
00:59:19,124 --> 00:59:21,916
Majdanek is actually quite...
1209
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:24,999
well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase.
1210
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:39,374
So, before we head in...
1211
00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:43,083
I might be a little bit sparser
with my information overload today.
1212
00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:47,291
This is a sacred site where
many thousands were murdered, and...
1213
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:50,499
I think you'll find this place
kinda speaks for itself.
1214
00:59:51,374 --> 00:59:52,374
Okay?
1215
01:00:01,708 --> 01:00:02,708
Hey.
1216
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:04,916
Hey.
1217
01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:10,708
These are the barracks.
1218
01:00:21,124 --> 01:00:22,874
This is the men's bathhouse.
1219
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:37,249
"He grabbed his whip
and herded us towards the bathhouse.
1220
01:00:37,624 --> 01:00:41,916
"There, once our hair was cut and shaved
from our entire bodies...
1221
01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:44,041
"we went into the next room."
1222
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,874
This is the gas chamber.
1223
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:32,624
The blue stains on the walls
are residue from the deadly gas...
1224
01:01:32,791 --> 01:01:33,958
Zyklon B.
1225
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:44,083
The ovens.
1226
01:03:09,124 --> 01:03:10,666
Just hang here for a moment. Yeah?
1227
01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:14,124
Okay.
1228
01:03:16,499 --> 01:03:19,541
So, if we just gather here for just a moment.
1229
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,458
How are we all feeling?
1230
01:03:22,124 --> 01:03:24,208
Mm. Not feeling so good.
1231
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:26,458
Numb, maybe?
1232
01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:27,916
Yeah. That's about right.
1233
01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:30,624
Eloge, how are you doing? I know
you don't have the same advantage of...
1234
01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:32,708
distance, so to speak.
1235
01:03:33,499 --> 01:03:37,083
I'm okay. I feel shaken.
1236
01:03:37,708 --> 01:03:38,874
But...
1237
01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:41,416
- I guess that's better than feeling nothing.
- Yeah.
1238
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:46,333
Well, thank you all for
sharing that with me and with each other.
1239
01:03:46,499 --> 01:03:49,749
Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously
we're leaving for Zamość quite soon.
1240
01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,166
So just to change gears...
1241
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:52,999
we're losing the lads.
1242
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,416
- Aw.
- Very sad. Yep.
1243
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,791
The boys are staying here for another night,
and then...
1244
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,416
finishing their pilgrimage
to see Grandma Dory's house.
1245
01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:01,874
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm...
1246
01:04:02,041 --> 01:04:05,833
I'm gonna miss all you guys.
Like a weird, fucked-up family.
1247
01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,791
- Can I just...
- Yeah.
1248
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:10,291
- Thanks, David.
- You are amazing.
1249
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:11,458
Thanks so much.
1250
01:04:11,624 --> 01:04:13,291
Send me a photograph
of your grandma's house.
1251
01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:14,624
- I wanna see it, okay?
- Yeah. I'll do that.
1252
01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:15,791
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1253
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:17,916
- Have fun at Grandma's.
- Take care of yourself, honey.
1254
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:19,583
You too. And take care of him...
1255
01:04:19,749 --> 01:04:20,583
- 'cause he won't.
- Okay.
1256
01:04:20,749 --> 01:04:21,749
No, no, no, that's fine.
1257
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:23,333
- Take care of this guy.
- Right.
1258
01:04:23,499 --> 01:04:24,499
You're a good guy, Benji.
1259
01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:26,124
No. You are.
1260
01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:28,124
- Do you mean that? Really?
- Yes, I do.
1261
01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,249
- Thanks. Travel safe.
- Go in peace, my friend.
1262
01:04:29,416 --> 01:04:31,083
Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me.
1263
01:04:31,249 --> 01:04:32,749
I'm gonna look up what that means.
1264
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:37,791
- Take care. So good to do this.
- So, Benji, I just want to say...
1265
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:39,958
I've been doing this
for five and a half years.
1266
01:04:40,124 --> 01:04:41,083
And I always say...
1267
01:04:41,249 --> 01:04:42,958
"Please, just let me know
if I can do anything better."
1268
01:04:43,124 --> 01:04:45,666
And you're the first person ever
to give me...
1269
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:47,041
actionable feedback, so...
1270
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:49,291
- thank you so much for that, yeah.
- Get the fuck outta here. What did I say?
1271
01:04:50,249 --> 01:04:52,916
What are you talking about?
You know, the stuff about engaging with...
1272
01:04:53,083 --> 01:04:55,624
Polish people and the Polish culture and...
1273
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,791
Oh, man, that sounds great.
You should fucking do that, man.
1274
01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:59,708
I know. And I resisted it on the day...
1275
01:04:59,874 --> 01:05:01,458
but I can't stop thinking about it.
1276
01:05:01,624 --> 01:05:04,833
And you've really
reawakened something in me, so...
1277
01:05:04,999 --> 01:05:07,416
- Get the fuck outta here, man.
- You're a very honest man...
1278
01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:09,791
- and that's rare. And I appreciate it, so...
- Yeah. Oh, shut up.
1279
01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:12,374
- Come on. Like...
- Thanks so much. Thank you.
1280
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:13,708
Okay.
1281
01:05:13,874 --> 01:05:15,958
Sorry.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.
1282
01:05:16,124 --> 01:05:17,124
Thanks, David.
1283
01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:22,833
He's a nice guy.
1284
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:39,624
- Did you?
- Yeah. Well, no.
1285
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,124
I mean, that's absurd.
1286
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,583
- Yeah. Yeah. What? What?
- Does this look good?
1287
01:05:43,749 --> 01:05:45,291
- What? Yeah. All right, let's go.
- How much is this?
1288
01:05:46,124 --> 01:05:47,124
You don't need to get the hat.
1289
01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,291
Do you want one too?
1290
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:49,583
No. You look like the Ricola man.
1291
01:05:49,749 --> 01:05:51,833
Do you want that? No, that's for you.
1292
01:05:51,999 --> 01:05:53,208
You get to keep it.
1293
01:05:53,374 --> 01:05:54,666
- Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with it.
- Okay. Benji.
1294
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:57,541
Can we get something to eat that's, like,
not pickled?
1295
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,249
- Pierogies?
- Anything that's not...
1296
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:01,249
- pierogies and not pickled.
- Sauerkraut?
1297
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,624
Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German.
1298
01:06:03,791 --> 01:06:05,958
...to go and grab kids' heads in the audience
and lick it.
1299
01:06:06,124 --> 01:06:08,083
- God, that's so gross.
- Yeah! The Bushwhacker! And it's...
1300
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,541
Yes. I remember that. Yeah.
1301
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,041
Hey, doggie.
1302
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,249
Yo, can I have a swig?
1303
01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:20,416
Oh, yeah. Have as much as you want.
We got the cheap shit.
1304
01:06:23,249 --> 01:06:24,708
- All right. Check out this building.
- Yeah.
1305
01:06:25,374 --> 01:06:27,458
Pretty tall. I got one last joint.
1306
01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:29,583
How are we gonna get up?
1307
01:06:31,499 --> 01:06:32,416
Shall we?
1308
01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:41,416
Blork.
1309
01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:53,708
Mm. Mm-hmm.
1310
01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:05,083
- All right.
- Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.
1311
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:07,999
Shit. You know what I think that is?
1312
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,166
Hmm. What?
1313
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:10,916
Look way down there.
You see those, like, three lights?
1314
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,124
- What?
- One, two, three.
1315
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:13,374
- Oh, shit.
- I think it's the camp.
1316
01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:14,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1317
01:07:15,124 --> 01:07:16,374
Really is so close.
1318
01:07:20,541 --> 01:07:22,124
Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing...
1319
01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:23,624
when you get back to Binghamton?
1320
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,374
What do you mean?
1321
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:28,124
I mean, like, what's...
Like, what's your plan?
1322
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:31,874
Dude, give me that
if you're just gonna fucking stare at it.
1323
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:33,124
- Oh, sorry.
- It's my last one.
1324
01:07:33,291 --> 01:07:34,291
- Sorry, man.
- All right.
1325
01:07:34,458 --> 01:07:35,458
Sorry about that.
1326
01:07:36,249 --> 01:07:37,916
Yeah, well, when I get back,
it's gonna be pretty busy.
1327
01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:39,083
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1328
01:07:39,249 --> 01:07:40,291
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
1329
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:41,999
My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house,
1330
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:43,541
and I'm probably gonna
help him out with that.
1331
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:45,083
He's got a shit ton of adobe.
1332
01:07:45,249 --> 01:07:46,749
Has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
1333
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:47,916
- Really?
- Yeah.
1334
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,208
- Gonna be good, though.
- Yeah.
1335
01:07:50,374 --> 01:07:51,833
Be pretty sweet when he's finished.
You know?
1336
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:55,041
Keeps moisture out better than that...
1337
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,916
plastic toxic shit they use on all those...
1338
01:07:57,083 --> 01:07:59,249
- bullshit suburban houses, you know?
- Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
1339
01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:01,041
Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad.
1340
01:08:03,249 --> 01:08:05,374
Well, that's, like, Tim's house.
1341
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:07,749
- So?
- So...
1342
01:08:08,624 --> 01:08:09,708
what are you gonna do?
1343
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,708
Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that?
1344
01:08:11,874 --> 01:08:14,166
I wanna make sure you're good
and that you have, like, a plan.
1345
01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,373
- Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. I'm sorry.
- Yeah. No. Mm-mm.
1346
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,541
- Here, take this.
- No. It's all right.
1347
01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:20,623
- I can't be trusted.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1348
01:08:22,748 --> 01:08:24,666
And, like,
what are you gonna do when you go home?
1349
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:28,041
I don't know. Go back to, like...
1350
01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:30,208
my job and my family, the usual.
1351
01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:32,416
Great. I look forward to
speaking to you in six months.
1352
01:08:33,748 --> 01:08:34,748
What does that mean?
1353
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:35,916
- You know what it means, man.
- Do I?
1354
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,208
I don't really wanna start anything.
1355
01:08:37,373 --> 01:08:38,373
Okay, good. Then don't.
1356
01:08:41,873 --> 01:08:44,291
You used to be fucking different, man.
You used to be so emotional.
1357
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:46,458
You used to fucking
cry about everything, man. Like...
1358
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,416
Yeah, I know. It was awful.
Who the fuck wants to cry about everything?
1359
01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,333
Dave, man,
you're not fucking listenin' to me, man.
1360
01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:53,083
I'm saying that we used to be...
1361
01:08:53,248 --> 01:08:54,458
- different. Like, "we."
- Yeah. Benji, I have, like...
1362
01:08:54,623 --> 01:08:56,498
- a job and a family.
- Mm. I know.
1363
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,708
And I don't have time to
hang out with you all night...
1364
01:08:58,873 --> 01:09:00,333
- every night, okay?
- I don't fucking want that.
1365
01:09:00,498 --> 01:09:02,583
Yes, you do.
You're, like, an all-encompassing person.
1366
01:09:02,748 --> 01:09:04,083
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...
1367
01:09:04,248 --> 01:09:06,791
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, you, like, literally never visit me.
1368
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,708
What in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton?
1369
01:09:08,873 --> 01:09:09,873
Yeah, man, that's where I live.
1370
01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:12,041
Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay?
And I live in New York City.
1371
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,458
Isn't it easier for you to come down to me?
1372
01:09:13,623 --> 01:09:15,458
Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave.
1373
01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,666
Yeah, but it's New York City, man.
1374
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,123
It's, like, the more logical place to visit
than fucking Binghamton...
1375
01:09:19,291 --> 01:09:20,291
- all due respect.
- What's wrong with Binghamton?
1376
01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,458
Nothing is wrong with Binghamton.
1377
01:09:21,623 --> 01:09:23,083
You are, like, purposefully making me
look like an asshole...
1378
01:09:23,248 --> 01:09:24,373
- for questioning it.
- Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude.
1379
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:25,373
Yo, you fuck off.
1380
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,916
Why don't you give a shit about me anymore?
1381
01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,998
I do give a shit about you.
1382
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,041
I just don't understand...
1383
01:09:33,123 --> 01:09:35,708
how you would ever do anything
so fucking stupid to yourself.
1384
01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:37,498
Dave, man.
1385
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:38,666
Benji.
1386
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,083
I, like, I walk around with, like, this...
1387
01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:45,791
terrible fucking image of you
in my head, okay?
1388
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,833
And, yeah, I don't...
1389
01:09:47,998 --> 01:09:49,916
Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay?
1390
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:53,458
Do you see how people love you?
1391
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:57,458
Do you see what happens
when you walk into a room?
1392
01:10:00,374 --> 01:10:04,291
I would give anything
to know what that feels like... man.
1393
01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:10,874
To know what it feels like to have charm.
1394
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,041
To light up a room when I walk in.
1395
01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:19,583
But you light up a room and then you, like,
shit on everything inside of it.
1396
01:11:06,249 --> 01:11:07,374
All right. You can go.
1397
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:08,666
Thanks.
1398
01:11:36,791 --> 01:11:38,124
Taxi's here.
1399
01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:11,791
Let me see.
1400
01:12:14,249 --> 01:12:15,749
See a 25 anywhere?
1401
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:18,499
No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait.
1402
01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,666
Me neither.
1403
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,166
Okay, wait.
I think it should be around this way.
1404
01:12:23,624 --> 01:12:26,749
"Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means?
1405
01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:28,583
- Probably magistrate.
- Oh.
1406
01:12:28,999 --> 01:12:29,999
I think so.
1407
01:12:31,208 --> 01:12:33,083
Is this like a real street or...
1408
01:12:33,833 --> 01:12:35,291
Twenty-eight.
1409
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,666
I think it's this.
1410
01:12:38,749 --> 01:12:40,666
- Here?
- Yeah.
1411
01:12:55,249 --> 01:12:56,249
Twenty-five.
1412
01:12:58,708 --> 01:12:59,708
Oh, my God.
1413
01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:03,291
Whoa. Is that possible?
1414
01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,874
It's so... unremarkable.
1415
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,833
Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured.
1416
01:13:12,749 --> 01:13:13,749
Yeah. Me neither.
1417
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:27,583
You know she slapped me once, right?
1418
01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:29,583
What?
1419
01:13:29,749 --> 01:13:31,583
Yeah. Grandma slapped me.
1420
01:13:31,749 --> 01:13:33,374
- Shit. Really?
- Yeah.
1421
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,458
I was late to meet her for dinner.
1422
01:13:35,624 --> 01:13:37,499
- Just, like, 15 minutes.
- Yeah.
1423
01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:40,749
Also, I was pretty high. It was at that
Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue.
1424
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,499
You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill.
1425
01:13:42,666 --> 01:13:44,166
Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt?
1426
01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:45,833
- The fuck, yeah, it hurt. Yeah.
- Wow.
1427
01:13:45,999 --> 01:13:47,749
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1428
01:13:48,499 --> 01:13:49,458
I was, like...
1429
01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:52,041
elated for a full 24 hours after that.
1430
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:54,333
- Really? Why?
- I don't know why.
1431
01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:56,458
I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant...
1432
01:13:56,624 --> 01:13:58,833
she went to every week.
Everyone knew her there.
1433
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:02,124
She dressed up all formal for it like
it was some big fucking occasion, and...
1434
01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,749
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
1435
01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:05,124
I guess the fact that
she cared more about me...
1436
01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:07,833
than what the people
at the restaurant thought?
1437
01:14:07,999 --> 01:14:09,166
I don't know.
1438
01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:10,666
Made me feel good.
1439
01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:13,499
Hey.
1440
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:15,791
I got an idea.
1441
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:16,916
What?
1442
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,499
Let's put a stone on the stoop.
1443
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:19,999
What do you mean?
1444
01:14:20,166 --> 01:14:21,833
I mean, let's find a little stone...
1445
01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:23,791
and put it on the stoop
to say that we were here.
1446
01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,624
That she's not, you know, forgotten.
1447
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,916
- She's not buried here.
- Yeah, I know.
1448
01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,249
But this is the last place she was in Poland.
1449
01:14:30,416 --> 01:14:31,958
It's the last place any of us were.
1450
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:35,708
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.
1451
01:14:35,874 --> 01:14:37,083
- It's a good idea.
- Okay.
1452
01:14:38,749 --> 01:14:40,166
Yeah. Not this. No.
1453
01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:41,166
No, no.
1454
01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:44,541
- One, two.
- Yeah?
1455
01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:45,749
Yeah, I found two.
1456
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,333
- Do you want one?
- Yeah.
1457
01:14:47,499 --> 01:14:48,499
Thanks.
1458
01:14:49,374 --> 01:14:50,208
Yeah.
1459
01:15:09,874 --> 01:15:12,333
Hi. Sorry, we're Americans.
1460
01:15:12,499 --> 01:15:14,124
English? Do you speak English?
1461
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,124
Sorry. I don't know.
1462
01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:22,624
- I guess that's it.
- Yeah.
1463
01:15:22,791 --> 01:15:25,333
I feel like such an asshole saying,
"Americans, Americans."
1464
01:15:25,499 --> 01:15:26,499
That's what we are.
1465
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:27,749
Do you think he's mad about this?
1466
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,291
Maybe he's offering us breakfast.
I don't fucking know.
1467
01:15:29,458 --> 01:15:30,958
You're right.
He could be offering breakfast.
1468
01:15:31,124 --> 01:15:32,874
It could just be that.
"So, come up here, have some fucking cakes."
1469
01:15:33,041 --> 01:15:34,791
Have some delicious...
Black pudding.
1470
01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:35,958
Oh, there's more.
1471
01:15:36,624 --> 01:15:37,541
Hello.
1472
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,333
Okay...
1473
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:41,958
do you speak English?
1474
01:15:42,124 --> 01:15:43,124
- Yes. Yeah.
- A little.
1475
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:45,166
Well, hi.
Sorry, what's the problem?
1476
01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:49,499
My father said that you placed rocks
on the door?
1477
01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:51,333
Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here...
1478
01:15:51,499 --> 01:15:53,458
and she just died.
1479
01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:57,166
Sorry for your loss.
1480
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,624
Thanks, man.
1481
01:15:58,791 --> 01:16:02,541
So why did you put rocks
in front of the door?
1482
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:05,041
It's like a tradition.
It's like a Jewish tradition.
1483
01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:06,833
Like, when you visit somebody's grave...
1484
01:16:06,999 --> 01:16:10,208
you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it
to show that you were, you know, there.
1485
01:16:10,374 --> 01:16:12,833
Yeah, but she's not buried
under the door, right?
1486
01:16:12,999 --> 01:16:14,291
No, no, no. We just kind of...
1487
01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:16,166
did it as, like, a sentimental thing.
1488
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:18,666
- Like, as a, you know, a gesture.
- Okay. Yeah.
1489
01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,333
- Just a gesture. Yeah?
- Yeah.
1490
01:16:20,499 --> 01:16:21,708
Okay. Okay.
1491
01:16:21,874 --> 01:16:24,791
- I understand. So, this is sweet, I think.
- Thank you.
1492
01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:25,916
Thanks.
1493
01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,083
Wait a moment.
1494
01:16:45,999 --> 01:16:47,458
Okay, guys.
1495
01:16:47,624 --> 01:16:50,374
I'm sorry, but, I understand your situation.
1496
01:16:50,541 --> 01:16:52,416
But my father said that it is...
1497
01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:56,333
hazard to leave the stones.
1498
01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,541
- Okay.
- You know, an older woman lives there now...
1499
01:16:59,708 --> 01:17:01,791
- so she could trip or...
- Right.
1500
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,124
- Okay.
- Understood.
1501
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:04,874
- So, we must, you know...
- No, I got it.
1502
01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:05,999
You got it. Sorry.
1503
01:17:06,166 --> 01:17:07,041
Yeah.
1504
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,458
There you are.
1505
01:17:12,999 --> 01:17:13,874
All right.
1506
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,166
Ladies and gentlemen,
in about a half an hour...
1507
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:25,499
we will begin our descent to New York.
1508
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,041
We caught a lucky break there.
1509
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,416
We're gonna get you to your gate
about 15 minutes ahead.
1510
01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:33,041
Due to construction,
the gate assignment may have changed.
1511
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:36,791
Please check your boarding pass
for possible gate changes.
1512
01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:39,291
We appreciate your patience and thank you.
1513
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:42,833
Hey, I was thinking...
1514
01:18:42,999 --> 01:18:44,499
why don't we, like, grab a cab
back to the city...
1515
01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:46,666
and you could come over for dinner?
1516
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:47,833
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1517
01:18:47,999 --> 01:18:49,291
I mean, I know Priya would love to see you...
1518
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:53,249
and Abe would, you know, love to tell you
every fact about the Statue of Liberty.
1519
01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,333
- It's tempting.
- Yo, come on.
1520
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,874
Nah, that's okay, man.
1521
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:03,208
- Really?
- Yeah.
1522
01:19:03,374 --> 01:19:05,749
All right. Well, at least, I don't know,
let's grab a cab back to the city...
1523
01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:08,791
and I can drop you off at Penn Station
for your train upstate.
1524
01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:13,874
You know what? I think I'm probably
just gonna kick it here for a little while.
1525
01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:16,458
At the airport?
1526
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,708
Yeah. Kinda like it here.
1527
01:19:18,874 --> 01:19:20,166
You meet the craziest people, man.
1528
01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:21,333
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
1529
01:19:24,916 --> 01:19:26,291
- Shit.
- What the flying fuck, man?
1530
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,458
- I'm so sorry. Fuck.
- Why would you do that?
1531
01:19:27,624 --> 01:19:28,999
Because Grandma, the restaurant.
You said it was, like, the best thing...
1532
01:19:29,166 --> 01:19:30,416
- that ever happened to you.
- Oh, that was...
1533
01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:32,583
Yeah, but that was different, man.
I was 18. I needed direction.
1534
01:19:32,749 --> 01:19:34,041
No, I know. That makes sense. I am so sorry.
1535
01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:35,666
- This is just violence.
- I know, I know.
1536
01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:36,833
I thought it would, you know, enliven...
I don't know.
1537
01:19:36,999 --> 01:19:38,208
- It's okay.
- Are you okay?
1538
01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:39,374
Can I see? You're, like, red.
1539
01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:41,083
Yeah. Because you fuckin' slapped me
in the face.
1540
01:19:41,499 --> 01:19:42,624
- Sorry.
- Do I get one now?
1541
01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:43,791
No.
1542
01:19:47,874 --> 01:19:48,874
I'm sorry, man.
1543
01:19:49,749 --> 01:19:50,749
Come here.
1544
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,083
I love you, guy.
1545
01:19:57,249 --> 01:19:58,124
Love you too.
1546
01:20:02,374 --> 01:20:03,291
I'm gonna be fine.
1547
01:20:03,999 --> 01:20:04,999
You know that?
1548
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,749
You sure?
1549
01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:07,916
Mm-hmm.
1550
01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:11,916
Sorry.
1551
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:13,708
- You weren't done.
- Mm-mm.
1552
01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:18,833
All right.
1553
01:20:18,999 --> 01:20:20,166
I'll see you around, cuz. Okay?
1554
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:21,833
I'll see you.
1555
01:21:12,374 --> 01:21:13,499
Hello?
1556
01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:15,041
Hello? Guys?
1557
01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:17,624
- Hello? I'm...
- Hi.
1558
01:21:17,791 --> 01:21:18,708
Hi, hi, hi.
1559
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,124
- You're back, you're back, you're back.
- Come here.
1560
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:22,208
Oh, hi, babe.
1561
01:21:22,374 --> 01:21:23,208
Hey.
1562
01:21:23,374 --> 01:21:24,749
- Hi, sweetness.
- Love you, love you, love you.