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[opening theme music playing]

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[music fades]

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[Filomena] You don't decide
who gets bread!

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-[Licisca roaring]
-[Filomena screaming]

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[Filomena panting]

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[Filomena screaming]

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-[woman grunting]
-[Filomena screaming]

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[Filomena groaning]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Filomena grunting]

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[Filomena] No! No, no, no, no!

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[Filomena screaming]

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[suspenseful music swelling]

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[woman] Stop!

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[man coughing]

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[man coughing]

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[knocking on door]

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[music fades]

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I made it.

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We aren't hiring at the moment, you gnome.

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No, I'm here for the party.

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She looks like the plague personified.

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[chuckling] And also a whore.

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[Licisca chuckling silently]

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[Pampinea] Go.

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Go.

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-No, I'm a cousin of Leonardo.
-[Tindaro] Oh no.

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You know, such a fraud
is punishable by death, right?

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No. No, I'm not a fraud.

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I am Filomena
of the house of Eduardo of Firenze.

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-[mouthing] Fuck.
-[Pampinea] Okay.

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Well, that's impossible, uh,
because we already have one of those.

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-[Filomena] What?
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Licisca.

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How dare you!

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-[Tindaro screaming]
-[Filomena yelling]

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[indistinct shouting]

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[Filomena] You traitorous bitch!

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-[Licisca screaming]
-[Filomena grunting]

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Okay. All right. Okay.

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-[Licisca gasping]
-Get off!

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-[Filomena grunting]
-Enough of this!

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My best shoes!

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Oh God.

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I don't like to hit women,
but that was medically necessary.

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If no one will stand up
to this ragamuffin, then I will.

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You must never touch
Signora Filomena again.

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Toss this impostor out!

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She is not Filomena, I am.

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[tense music playing]

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It seems this impostor woman
is your jealous handmaiden.

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Isn't that right?

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Alas, yes.

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'Tis my jealous handmaiden Licisca.

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Uh, no. She--

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I didn't recognize you at first, Licisca.

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I've always taken such good care of you,

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and… and then you arrive looking
and… and acting like this.

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How embarrassing for me.

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Will you apologize for embarrassing me
so profoundly in front of my friends?

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-No.
-[all gasping]

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[Filomena quietly] No.

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Ah, sad to say she has clearly
lost her faculties on the journey here.

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Her laying claim to your name
is unforgivable.

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-Best to throw her to the dogs. I'll help.
-Wait.

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-As will I.
-Help them.

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-[door creaking open]
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

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-That's it. Come on. Out.
-I won't survive. No.

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-No.
-[Panfilo] No. I think you'll be fine.

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-[Filomena] No!
-[Licisca] Wait.

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Um,

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she should have bread,
at least, for her journey.

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[Tindaro] So kind.

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[door creaking]

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[crickets chirping]

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[Filomena] Give.

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Please.

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You shouldn't have to starve
on your way back.

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You have to let me stay.

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I actually don't have to do anything,
turns out.

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[Filomena] You betrayed me, Licisca.

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You left me to die.

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You attacked me
for giving a starving person bread.

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Well…

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I'm sorry.

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Look, if you really want to stay,
you'll have to be my handmaiden.

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Otherwise, I will let them chuck you out

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like the deranged peasant
you appear to be.

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And what, you pretend to be noble?

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With your normal eyes and dull hair?
No. [chuckling]

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Your wrists are so thick,
you'll never pull it off.

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[Licisca] Kind of already am.

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One of the nobles is even… courting me.

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Padrone Tindaro.

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The Marchese Peralto's nephew?

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Yeah.

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There's no time for courting.
You need a proposal to secure our stay.

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I am happy you're here.

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Even if your nasty mouth
does make you harder to look at.

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Look, I'll keep us both safe,
just keep up your end.

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The old you is dead.

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-Yes. You pushed her off a bridge.
-[door opening]

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[Sirisco] Okay. [grunting]

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-Excuse us, Padrona.
-[Licisca] Oh, no worries.

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Now for nature's carry.

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[Sirisco] All right.
Now, let's… [straining]

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-Oh my.
-[body thudding]

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[Sirisco chuckling]

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You got that cardinal good, Padrona.

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Saved us all.

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Even a few extra stabs.
Was that for good measure, or…

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No, each one was absolutely necessary.
Just did what I had to do.

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I suppose we've all
got to murder occasionally.

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[Sirisco] Oh. Wow.

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All right.
Well, Dioneo is neutralizing the plague,

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and then I will be serving dessert.
Pastries!

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Oh, come now.

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She's coming too.

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Well, the more…

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-[Dioneo] Pogo of Geneva tells us…
-…the merrier.

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…the poison enters the body as a smell.

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So if you are forewarned,
avoiding infection is really quite simple.

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Licisca here has renounced her wickedness,
and I've graciously forgiven her.

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-Right, Licisca?
-Right.

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[Licisca scoffing]

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You call that a curtsy? [chuckling]

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Do it again.

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[Filomena clearing throat]

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Right. Well, that's that. Thank you.
Continue, doctor.

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Thank you. We draw the onion
across the chin and the wrist,

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any other high smell points,
as we call them in the medical profession.

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You don't need much,
just enough to ward off the miasma.

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Follow me. Stinky.

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Stinky. We are expelling.

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-Stinky.
-Stinky.

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[Dioneo] Stinky. Stinky.

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Stinky.

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[Dioneo] Stinky.

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He's a very skilled doctor.

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Oh yes.

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Stinky.

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You're very lucky to have him.

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And of course, he's lucky to have you too.

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As we all are,

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after your impressive,
brave display against the bandits.

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-[Tindaro] Yeah, well…
-[Dioneo] Stinky.

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-[clearing throat] True. I…
-[Dioneo] Stinky.

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I'm obviously very well-read
in hand-to-hand combat.

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Obviously.

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We're left with loud noises to break up
the remaining pestilence in the air.

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So shout please, everyone, with me.

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[all shouting]

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-[Neifile shouting]
-[Dioneo] Louder. Thank you.

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[Neifile shrieking]

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Yes, the air is wonderfully loose now.
Doctor?

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Threat neutralized.
How about we open another cask of wine?

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[Sirisco] Oh yes.

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Red or white? Oh, let's go with white.

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Are we choosing to ignore
that a trio of bandits

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just breached the gate
and ran amok in our sanctuary?

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Yes, are we?

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-Are there no guards?
-No guards?

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[Pampinea] And where in God's name
is the man of the house?

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If we'd had someone properly in charge,
this never would've happened.

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And you, you wouldn't have
had to humiliate yourself

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with that mannish attack.

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I… I was protecting everyone. [chuckling]

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You seemed out of your senses.

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I'm sure Sirisco will do everything he can
to prevent further interlopers.

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Yes. Yes, of course. Of course.

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-Did you have a suggestion?
-We need to say a prayer for the cardinal.

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What about a prayer for me,
whose fiancé's home was just invaded?

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-[Tindaro shouting]
-[shouting]

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[angelic music playing]

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Dear God, why?

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Oh, why, God?

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-Dear, God, why--
-Enough!

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-[music stops]
-Let's get it together!

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[Tindaro shouting]

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We've all suffered great loss
at the hands of the pestilence,

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but that is why we deserve this respite
in an idyllic safe haven.

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We're on holiday! Remember?

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[brush scraping]

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Let's get into the holiday
state of mind, okay?

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Hear, hear!

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Oh, and I know you're all wondering,
"Sirisco, where's dessert?"

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Well, good news.

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We'll be delivering pastries to your room
to ensure you the sweetest of dreams.

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[Tindaro shouting]

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[Pampinea] Sirisco,
the quarters are too small.

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Yes, signora, but remember,
this is only temporary.

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-We'll be moving into the master bedroom--
-Sirisco!

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There's nowhere to put my Paduan mirror.
There's no space.

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What about this free spot?
Or there's this one.

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Or I could mount it beautifully
on the door.

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-Sirisco!
-[Sirisco] Pastry time.

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[chuckling] Now,
the middle is my favorite--

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Ready my carriage.

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Carriage? Oh, are we thinking
a midnight tour through the village?

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The piazza is quite a plaza to behold,
but you can't see much in the dark--

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-Done.
-[Sirisco] Excuse me?

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[Pampinea] Done. With this tiny room…

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-for a pitiful, unmarried maid.
-[Misia grunting] Oh.

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-Well…
-We're going to Leonardo.

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You said he was in
a neighboring town getting wine.

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-What town? We're going there now!
-[Sirisco] I said he was a town over?

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Gosh, I hope that's true.
I've said a lot of things.

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What town?

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-Prato.
-Is it Prato?

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-You don't know?
-I knew it ended with an "O."

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-Is he with another woman?
-Oh no.

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If he is in a secret marriage
with a much more beautiful woman…

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-No.
-…I will kill you in your sleep.

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-Then I'll kill myself.
-[Sirisco] No.

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-Misia, you'll follow suit.
-Of course, right behind you.

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Padrona, I swear he's unmarried
and knows nothing of your looks.

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Though that would be a check
in the "I should hurry home" column,

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because, my God, you are beautiful.

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I don't understand
what could keep a man from his bride,

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but I intend to close that distance.

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Might I suggest that we leave
in the morning when there's light out?

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We've just been attacked by bandits.

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Yes.

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-Fine.
-[Misia] Oh.

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[Pampinea] I need to rest.

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Must look as beautiful as possible
for my husband.

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Yes.

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When dawn breaks,
we three leave to find him.

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Wonderful.

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-Wonderful.
-Misia… my goodnight song.

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-What?
-[Misia] Why, indeed, Padrona.

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♪ When the falconer sings ♪

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♪ What the falconer sings… ♪

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[whispering] Fuck off.

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♪ ‘Tis a glorious thing ♪

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♪ What the falconer sings ♪

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♪ When the falconer sings ♪

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I think she's lovely, but there's no way
I'm driving to every town in Tuscana

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to find the man we buried
in the front yard.

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[shushing] There is another way.

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How are you feeling, Padrone?

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I feel great.

245
00:13:57,209 --> 00:14:00,959
What a fantastic evening.
Technically, my first military victory.

246
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:02,626
I mean, you saw them.

247
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,459
Imagine if I hadn't have stepped in,
what they could've done.

248
00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:06,376
Rape.

249
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,168
They could've raped me.

250
00:14:10,209 --> 00:14:12,001
Have you ever done violence, Dioneo?

251
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,834
I often have to
for the good of my patients.

252
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,709
It really reminds you
what being a man feels like.

253
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:22,168
Filomena took me aside to congratulate me
on my bravery in the skirmish.

254
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:26,626
[giggling] This flirtation with a woman
is just the thing I need.

255
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,251
A tonic for what ails me.

256
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,459
Perhaps she is different
to all the others.

257
00:14:32,668 --> 00:14:34,001
I will court Filomena.

258
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,418
Given your understanding of women
and the female nature,

259
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,168
I'm surprised you would undertake
such a perilous endeavor.

260
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,001
You make a good point.

261
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:48,293
You know, it's almost sad.
I wish I could just like her.

262
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:50,626
But that would be a disservice to us both.

263
00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:55,001
Indeed. Well, I am glad
you are feeling fortified,

264
00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,501
but remember, you need your rest.

265
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:58,834
And your tea.

266
00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:00,834
I don't need anything
other than what's inside me.

267
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:03,293
I feel like I can do anything.
I feel great!

268
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:05,584
[Tindaro exclaiming excitedly]

269
00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:07,334
[Tindaro] Oh no!

270
00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:09,543
Ouch! Yes!

271
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,543
[Tindaro giggling, groaning]

272
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:14,626
I flew.

273
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,543
[Panfilo] Darling?

274
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,668
Darling, that was
a bit overwhelming, right?

275
00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:30,959
By the by,
I don't think God has abandoned us.

276
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,001
Small conclusion I came to.

277
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:36,501
But everyone's dying, even the cardinal.

278
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:40,501
Yes. I'd concede
God might be mad at humanity.

279
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:44,793
Maybe we didn't build enough cathedrals.
Or we built too many.

280
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,626
He works in mysterious ways, right?

281
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:50,876
Cardinal Agnolo just forgot that,
and look what happened to him.

282
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,876
Ganked to death by a woman.

283
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,668
Cardinal Agnolo gave me
my first communion.

284
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,543
[Panfilo] Well,
it still counts, doesn't it?

285
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:00,751
Darling…

286
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,084
what's in your lap?

287
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,959
[Neifile] The cardinal's toe.

288
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,751
Oh, okay.

289
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:14,709
Uh,

290
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:16,876
what's your plan with that?

291
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,084
I don't know.

292
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:22,334
It's so small, and I just feel so alone.

293
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:26,209
I'm here, darling. You're never alone.

294
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,501
I'm gonna get rid of that, okay?

295
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:38,668
[toe sizzling, screeching]

296
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,293
[both chuckling]

297
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:55,793
I really am kind of
out of my mind, aren't I?

298
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,334
Hmm. In a…

299
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,293
In a great way that I adore.

300
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,001
[dramatic music playing]

301
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:19,501
[Panfilo snoring]

302
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:33,543
♪ A cross upon her bedroom wall ♪

303
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:37,751
♪ From grace she will fall ♪

304
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:43,501
♪ An image burning in her mind ♪

305
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,418
Oh damn.

306
00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:49,043
♪ And between her thighs ♪

307
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,709
[rock music playing]

308
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:04,334
[Neifile screaming]

309
00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:10,251
[Neifile gasping]

310
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,584
Panfilo!

311
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,959
I'm in a well!

312
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:18,418
Panfilo!

313
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:20,959
Anyone?

314
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:22,626
[Neifile moaning]

315
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,709
♪ She'd like to know ♪

316
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,084
[birds chirping]

317
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:38,584
God?

318
00:18:43,751 --> 00:18:46,251
Get up. Lots to do. [snapping fingers]

319
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:50,209
[Filomena sighing]

320
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:53,168
[Stratilia] Sirisco's got business
with Pampinea today, so he'll be away,

321
00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:54,751
as will her Misia.

322
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,543
Lots to do. Just us, Licisca.

323
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:58,584
I did the chamber pots
and a lot of the upstairs.

324
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,793
I need water.

325
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:05,543
[Filomena grunting]

326
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,209
Don't let the dipper touch your lips.

327
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,584
It's bad luck and gross.

328
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:19,668
[Filomena slurping] Mmm.

329
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,709
Okay, come here. Come here!

330
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,709
Soft hands.

331
00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:32,084
Are you…

332
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:35,126
Yes?

333
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,876
Never mind. Clean yourself up.
We got work to do.

334
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,834
[Stratilia chopping]

335
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:53,084
Nothing like a day of shoveling
to connect your bones to the earth.

336
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:57,418
Go to that grassy spot in the field,
about 30 paces or so past the path.

337
00:19:57,501 --> 00:20:00,584
Good, soft ground.
Five feet deep, at least.

338
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,126
Unless you wanna do this again
when the wolves dig him up.

339
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,668
[dramatic music playing]

340
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:15,959
Shit.

341
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:20,459
[Panfilo] Neifile?

342
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:26,376
Neifile?

343
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:43,584
Good morning, Sirisco.

344
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:45,834
Ah. Good morning, Padrone.

345
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,918
I hope the breakfast I set out
was to your liking.

346
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,918
By the by, have you seen
my bride this morning?

347
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,668
Oh, no, I have not.

348
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,959
But not to worry, it's very safe here.

349
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,751
I'll admit that last night's break-in
did not inspire total confidence.

350
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:01,626
I know. I know. And since then,
I've put my strongest man on security.

351
00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:05,043
And my weakest man. They're one man, so…

352
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:07,001
[birds chirping]

353
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,793
-Might we consider doing something more?
-Hmm?

354
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,418
-Some weapons.
-[Sirisco] Ah. Yes.

355
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:12,334
An awake person?

356
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:15,126
Let's not endanger this estate
with inattention to detail.

357
00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:18,209
Yes, yes. Certainly.
But please do not worry about your wife.

358
00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:21,709
Look, our grounds
are beautiful and inviting.

359
00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,418
There's plenty for her
to get lost in. Yes?

360
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,459
[horses whinnying]

361
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:33,959
I'm so tired of waiting, you know?

362
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,501
After last night,
I just need to meet my Leonardo.

363
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:41,959
When that bandit grabbed me,
my whole long life flashed before my eyes.

364
00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:47,126
Anyway, we cannot return
until we have found my betrothed.

365
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:51,001
Why are we slowing?

366
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,084
[horses whinnying]

367
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,126
Why are we stopping?

368
00:21:56,751 --> 00:22:01,209
[gasping] Oh God. Misia, if it's bandits
trying to have their way with us,

369
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:02,709
will you have them?

370
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,209
-Yeah.
-Let them take you.

371
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:05,793
To make it easier?

372
00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:09,876
Sirisco?

373
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:13,168
[duckling chirping]

374
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:15,501
Why are you presenting me with a duck?

375
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,668
[Sirisco grunting]

376
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:19,459
-A duckling, forsooth?
-[Sirisco chuckling]

377
00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:22,959
We thought it might
ease your mind a little.

378
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:25,834
Ease my mind about what?

379
00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:29,501
We have a bit of news

380
00:22:30,751 --> 00:22:31,793
about Leonardo.

381
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,834
[Pampinea screaming]

382
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:40,751
But he was my last chance.

383
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:44,126
-I'll hold the duck. Thank you. Yeah.
-[Pampinea groaning]

384
00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:48,918
The dress and the dowry and everything.

385
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,584
[Sirisco] Oh, oh, oh.

386
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:51,668
Misia.

387
00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:56,626
And my father was so happy
to see me go too.

388
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,709
"Finally, your turn," he said.

389
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:03,084
-It was my turn! [sobbing]
-[Sirisco] Oh, your turn.

390
00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:06,501
Hold the duck, yes. Hold the duck.

391
00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:09,001
Happiness. Happiness.

392
00:23:09,084 --> 00:23:10,209
Beautiful.

393
00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,418
[Sirisco chuckling]

394
00:23:11,501 --> 00:23:15,418
♪ My dear, my dear ♪

395
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:19,543
♪ We have a plan ♪

396
00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:25,293
-♪ My dear, my dear ♪
-♪ Dear ♪

397
00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:29,126
[both] ♪ We have a plan ♪

398
00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:31,209
[lively orchestral music playing]

399
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,918
What a beautiful day.
Should we walk by the olive trees?

400
00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:43,834
Why?

401
00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:45,918
Um, for fun?

402
00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:47,751
Oh. Yes, well…

403
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,709
No, I have an agenda.

404
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:56,209
Breakfast was remarkably good
this morning.

405
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:59,668
Oh yes, delicious. The flavors were…

406
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,751
But of course, it could have been better.

407
00:24:08,084 --> 00:24:10,918
So, what was your childhood like?
Was it great?

408
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:15,168
Oh, well, that was, of course, very bad.

409
00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:17,959
But one of the benefits
of being a sickly child

410
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,168
is that I had plenty of time
to study history.

411
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:24,293
Time far better spent learning
than playing willy brigade in the street

412
00:24:24,376 --> 00:24:25,959
or making friends.

413
00:24:27,793 --> 00:24:29,959
Did I mention that
I'm one of the world's leading experts

414
00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:31,834
on the Roman wars in Macedonia?

415
00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:34,459
You… heavily implied it.

416
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:36,834
Today I would like
to continue to regale you

417
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:39,668
on the unabridged history
of the Aetolian War.

418
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:41,501
Lovely.

419
00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:43,834
That's very forward of you.

420
00:24:44,626 --> 00:24:47,668
Oh. Uh, my apologies, Tindaro.

421
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:50,043
My excitement's getting the best of me.

422
00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:53,543
I'm just so desperate
for intellectual sustenance.

423
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,584
What a privilege
to be enlightened by you, Signore.

424
00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,209
Yes, well… [chortling]

425
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:02,168
God, who else is gonna do it?

426
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:05,168
Dioneo.

427
00:25:06,084 --> 00:25:08,084
[dramatic orchestral music playing]

428
00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:23,793
-Hello, doctor.
-[Dioneo] Padrona.

429
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:25,334
-Dioneo, begin.
-[Dioneo playing]

430
00:25:25,418 --> 00:25:29,126
A little music to make the facts
easier to metabolize.

431
00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:30,084
For you.

432
00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,543
Rome's relationship with Macedonia

433
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,126
was muddied by the result
of the Second Punic War.

434
00:25:37,209 --> 00:25:40,334
Hannibal, of course, fulfilling
his lifelong pledge to his father

435
00:25:40,418 --> 00:25:42,209
to never forgive the Romans.

436
00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:44,043
Should've killed him
while they had the chance

437
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,918
when he was an infant
in captivity. [chuckling]

438
00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:49,084
Spain, here. No navy required.

439
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,376
Carthage, here.

440
00:25:54,376 --> 00:25:57,876
And if Hannibal sacked Saguntum,
even the fourth…

441
00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:14,126
[Neifile] And, dear God, another reason.

442
00:26:15,043 --> 00:26:18,584
You are very almighty and very, very big.

443
00:26:19,376 --> 00:26:22,918
So where would you even go
if you ran away from your flock?

444
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:24,918
Nowhere to hide.

445
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,418
Neifile?

446
00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:31,584
-Hi.
-[Panfilo] Oh God, you're down the well.

447
00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:33,918
Um, are you all right? Are you hurt?

448
00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:35,168
I'm wet.

449
00:26:35,709 --> 00:26:39,459
I have lots of questions, but first,
let me grab a rope. Darling, hold on.

450
00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:40,459
[Neifile] Oh, I'm fine.

451
00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:42,168
I don't want you to save me.

452
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:47,001
-What?
-I don't need to be saved by you.

453
00:26:47,084 --> 00:26:48,709
I need to be saved by God.

454
00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,251
This isn't gonna be like
when you set that bush on fire, is it?

455
00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:54,084
No. I'm testing God.

456
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:59,043
If he really has not abandoned me,
he will not let me perish in a well.

457
00:26:59,126 --> 00:27:02,709
He will rescue me somehow,
and that will be a sign.

458
00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:04,334
Darling…

459
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:06,793
[Panfilo clearing throat]

460
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,584
…what if I'm the sign?

461
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,418
Come on, you're not the sign.

462
00:27:10,918 --> 00:27:13,001
You're my husband, and you love me.

463
00:27:13,084 --> 00:27:15,001
Of course you would try to save me.

464
00:27:15,084 --> 00:27:16,626
That wouldn't prove anything.

465
00:27:17,376 --> 00:27:19,668
So you'll only get out
if it's someone sent by God?

466
00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:21,501
[Neifile] It could also be a miracle.

467
00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:26,501
Like a magic staircase
or a burst of holy wind.

468
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,626
How was the breakfast fare?

469
00:27:31,709 --> 00:27:32,751
[Panfilo] Delicious.

470
00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:36,793
Jams, borage.
I set aside extra honey for you.

471
00:27:37,709 --> 00:27:38,834
I'll fix you a basket.

472
00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:40,709
No, I'm all right.

473
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,084
I got the pig on the way out.

474
00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:45,918
What if he doesn't save you?

475
00:27:46,626 --> 00:27:49,626
Honey, why would you bring that up?

476
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,668
Okay, darling, fingers crossed.

477
00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:57,834
Praying for you. Have a wonderful day.

478
00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:03,209
[birds chirping]

479
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,334
[rock music playing]

480
00:28:14,543 --> 00:28:19,668
♪ You know, my darling
I can't stand to sleep alone ♪

481
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:22,459
[Filomena crying]

482
00:28:23,084 --> 00:28:24,376
[Filomena grunting]

483
00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:29,376
♪ No sweetheart in the dark
To call my own ♪

484
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,418
Okay.

485
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,126
[Filomena breathing heavily]

486
00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:35,334
♪ You're my own, you're my own ♪

487
00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:40,001
♪ I can sing it, I can grow ♪

488
00:28:42,668 --> 00:28:45,126
♪ But the darkness is a stanger ♪

489
00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:49,251
♪ And I'm lonely, lonely, lonely, low ♪

490
00:28:57,584 --> 00:29:04,293
♪ Last night's parties
And last night's horror show ♪

491
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:07,709
[Neifile] And now, a poem for your glory,

492
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:10,501
in terza rima,
which I'm told is the fashion.

493
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:16,376
I hang my head and plead
For you to see my pious little life

494
00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:19,584
♪ Lonely, lonely, lonely… ♪

495
00:29:21,418 --> 00:29:22,334
Looks about noon.

496
00:29:22,418 --> 00:29:24,126
[Sirisco] Mm-hmm.

497
00:29:26,418 --> 00:29:28,418
Must we wait for the evening hour?

498
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:29,668
-[Sirisco] Yes.
-[Misia] Yes.

499
00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:31,584
[birds chirping]

500
00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:36,959
[Pampinea chuckling]

501
00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:39,251
What was Leonardo like?

502
00:29:39,334 --> 00:29:41,001
Oh. He was nice.

503
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:42,584
Nice.

504
00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:45,334
How nice.

505
00:29:49,168 --> 00:29:50,459
Could you describe him more?

506
00:29:50,543 --> 00:29:52,293
The marriage broker did a bit,

507
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,876
but I stopped listening
after she said he was willing to marry me.

508
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,918
Oh yes, of course.

509
00:29:57,001 --> 00:30:01,334
Um, well, he, uh, loved his villa.

510
00:30:01,418 --> 00:30:04,501
-[Pampinea] Hmm.
-But he loved the Venezia more.

511
00:30:04,584 --> 00:30:07,459
Ooh, did he love Venezia. [chuckles]

512
00:30:07,543 --> 00:30:10,459
That's where I met him.
I was, uh, managing a little place.

513
00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,168
A rest home for women.

514
00:30:12,251 --> 00:30:15,001
Oh, really, for men.
The women weren't resting as much. But…

515
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:18,751
[smacking lips] Um,

516
00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:21,459
but then he brought me
to work at Villa Santa,

517
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:24,918
and, um, when he would travel,
he would always bring me a new book.

518
00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,918
-Taught me how to read.
-You can read?

519
00:30:28,001 --> 00:30:30,918
He sounds handsome and rich.

520
00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:32,501
[Sirisco] Yes, he's quite rich.

521
00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:36,459
He inherited the villa when he was young
and he's been building it up ever since.

522
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,918
A good Christian man.

523
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:41,334
Oh, uh, uh…

524
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:43,293
He was loud.

525
00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:44,751
He was good loud.

526
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:49,168
[chuckling] He had a booming voice
when he spoke and had a big, wide smile--

527
00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:51,001
What was his favorite color?

528
00:30:52,876 --> 00:30:55,543
-Blue.
-Blue! Misia, blue!

529
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,459
-We'd been thinking blue!
-Wow. That's wonderful.

530
00:30:58,543 --> 00:30:59,543
[Misia] Blue.

531
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:02,043
It's like you were connected
before you even met.

532
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,001
Oh. Blue.

533
00:31:04,084 --> 00:31:07,126
Do you know what else? He loved redheads.

534
00:31:07,793 --> 00:31:09,501
He was hoping you'd have red hair.

535
00:31:11,209 --> 00:31:12,084
I know.

536
00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:13,584
[dramatic music playing]

537
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,959
[Pampinea whispering indistinctly]

538
00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:22,584
[birds cooing]

539
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:27,459
On to the next activity,
where I will once again perform for you.

540
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,209
Fantastic.

541
00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:32,959
I know how fixated women are
on the vanity of the flesh.

542
00:31:33,043 --> 00:31:34,293
I'm happy to indulge you.

543
00:31:34,376 --> 00:31:36,584
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're referring to.

544
00:31:36,668 --> 00:31:38,334
You're going to want to see my body move.

545
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:39,793
Oh.

546
00:31:39,876 --> 00:31:42,043
Dioneo, we will now show Filomena

547
00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:45,876
how exactly Philip V
crumbled under the pressure

548
00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:50,709
of the great Titus Quinctius Flamininus
in Thessaly. [exhaling sharply]

549
00:31:50,793 --> 00:31:52,293
-Yes.
-We'll need sticks.

550
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:57,668
-My lady.
-[Licisca] Oh yes. Please.

551
00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:02,293
[branches snapping]

552
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:13,043
Ow. Jesus.
Why did you give it to me pointy-side up?

553
00:32:13,126 --> 00:32:14,501
Both sides are pointy.

554
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:17,709
Shut up, you Macedonian mongrel,
and take your position.

555
00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:20,334
I'm gonna split you limb from limb.

556
00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:24,209
Oh, good idea. Very virile.

557
00:32:24,293 --> 00:32:27,043
-Yes.
-[Tindaro] Two men full of sperm.

558
00:32:27,126 --> 00:32:28,209
Oh God.

559
00:32:28,293 --> 00:32:30,126
[whimsical music playing]

560
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:31,751
Yes. [clearing throat]

561
00:32:43,709 --> 00:32:44,709
Duck.

562
00:32:45,209 --> 00:32:46,043
[Tindaro grunting]

563
00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:49,043
You know, the Macedonians had the Romans
against a rock and a hard place.

564
00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:52,459
But then they struck back.

565
00:32:55,376 --> 00:32:57,543
-[Tindaro grunting]
-[Dioneo yelling]

566
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:01,126
Yay, Romans!

567
00:33:01,209 --> 00:33:04,043
Boo, Macedonians.

568
00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:09,376
[Neifile] Okay, then, Almighty God,
in whom I trust fully,

569
00:33:09,459 --> 00:33:11,584
let's try something different.

570
00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:14,126
I know you're going to save me,

571
00:33:14,668 --> 00:33:16,293
but I'm going under.

572
00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:17,543
I'm going under!

573
00:33:20,043 --> 00:33:22,043
[birds chirping]

574
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,376
[water burbling]

575
00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:35,876
[Neifile gasping]

576
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:37,876
[Neifile coughing]

577
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,709
[Neifile gasping]

578
00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,709
God, I got close there,

579
00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:48,418
but you are making me stronger. [coughing]

580
00:33:49,709 --> 00:33:51,293
Okay. [grunting]

581
00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:52,793
That's enough.

582
00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:55,834
[Neifile] Another poem.
Would that please you, God?

583
00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:57,709
[both chuckling]

584
00:33:57,793 --> 00:33:58,918
In. Boom.

585
00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,501
-[Licisca gagging]
-[Tindaro chuckling]

586
00:34:00,584 --> 00:34:03,334
I've asked you to spend the day with me
because you're the first woman

587
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,918
that I haven't found to be
completely abhorrent.

588
00:34:07,084 --> 00:34:08,959
Aw. Thank you.

589
00:34:09,751 --> 00:34:11,751
You know, it's hard
to be a rich man like me.

590
00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:15,043
Everybody knows that just the smell
of money makes women feral.

591
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,876
But that, of course, is just science.

592
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:20,334
I can't imagine the position you're in.

593
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:23,001
We are creatures brimming with avarice.

594
00:34:23,084 --> 00:34:24,334
Apology accepted.

595
00:34:24,418 --> 00:34:25,751
[both chuckling]

596
00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:28,418
[Licisca] But you are so much more
than your money.

597
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:33,043
You're intelligent, strong, handsome.

598
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:34,834
Poor you.

599
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,876
You must have so many women's attentions,
you have to beat them off with a stick.

600
00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:40,043
[both chuckling]

601
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:41,126
What?

602
00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:42,918
No, I don't.

603
00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:44,751
Wh-- Why would you say that?

604
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:46,501
No, I only meant--

605
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,001
-Are you teasing me?
-No.

606
00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:51,084
Your lying flattery
will not entrance me further.

607
00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:53,001
I… I… I… I'm not lying. I--

608
00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:54,751
You're… you're handsome.

609
00:34:54,834 --> 00:35:00,084
Your… your lovely complexion,
your… your waving hair.

610
00:35:00,168 --> 00:35:02,876
My hair isn't waving, it's curly.

611
00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:05,668
[Tindaro breathing heavily]
I knew this would happen.

612
00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:07,376
-Mocking me in the open air.
-[Licisca] I--

613
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:08,501
[Tindaro] I--

614
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:12,126
Dioneo, tell this callous woman
that I cannot withstand mockery.

615
00:35:12,209 --> 00:35:14,751
Once, a man's mockery
made me tip right over.

616
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:17,334
My tongue's swelling.
It's big as an orange. I can't breathe.

617
00:35:17,418 --> 00:35:18,626
You'll hang for this, woman.

618
00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:21,459
-[Dioneo] Padrone, deep breaths. Okay.
-[Tindaro breathing deeply]

619
00:35:21,543 --> 00:35:24,084
-Tongue, tongue.
-[Tindaro groaning]

620
00:35:24,168 --> 00:35:26,043
[Dioneo] Good. Eyes.

621
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:28,084
You are going to survive.

622
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,709
-[Tindaro] Are you sure?
-I am positive.

623
00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,043
And what of this mockingly cruel creature?

624
00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:34,626
[Tindaro groaning]

625
00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:38,584
This is how women are.

626
00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:41,334
They are blinded by emotion.
She didn't mean to offend.

627
00:35:41,418 --> 00:35:42,584
But she mentioned my hair.

628
00:35:42,668 --> 00:35:46,043
As a friend, 'tis true your hair
is unruly and unattractive.

629
00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:48,376
But as a medical man, I can assure you,

630
00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:51,709
she couldn't mock you even if she tried.

631
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:56,626
Filomena thinks you are
the most handsome man on Earth

632
00:35:56,709 --> 00:35:58,918
because she has fallen in love with you.

633
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:03,084
Is that true?

634
00:36:04,918 --> 00:36:06,168
Are you in love with me?

635
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:10,584
Yes.

636
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,084
Yes, I… I'm in love with you.

637
00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:25,043
As I suspected.

638
00:36:26,001 --> 00:36:28,793
Dioneo, please may you
escort the lady inside

639
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,793
so she can prepare herself for dinner?

640
00:36:31,459 --> 00:36:34,084
I must sit here and process
all that has happened today

641
00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:35,709
in complete silence and solitude.

642
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,376
Also, if you see any more snacks,
will you bring them?

643
00:36:38,459 --> 00:36:39,293
Very well.

644
00:36:39,793 --> 00:36:40,834
Good day, Filomena.

645
00:36:41,626 --> 00:36:45,543
Try not to let your love for me blind you
so much that you can't climb the stairs.

646
00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:47,918
You need to see
in order to climb the stairs.

647
00:36:48,418 --> 00:36:49,668
It's very funny, obviously.

648
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:50,793
Oh yeah.

649
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,626
Very charming, Signore.

650
00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:54,043
[all chuckling]

651
00:36:55,501 --> 00:36:57,501
[dramatic music playing]

652
00:37:06,001 --> 00:37:07,043
[Licisca exhaling]

653
00:37:13,418 --> 00:37:17,376
As you can see,
I am keeping up my end of the bargain.

654
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:19,668
So am I.

655
00:37:24,168 --> 00:37:26,251
I hope you know I found that refreshing.

656
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,293
[Filomena sighing]

657
00:37:44,251 --> 00:37:45,834
Love is curious.

658
00:37:46,626 --> 00:37:48,459
Such a trueness to it.

659
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:51,043
Trueness of body and mind.

660
00:37:51,126 --> 00:37:55,501
How it can just move you from your body
and let you float in the sky.

661
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,751
[cicadas chittering]

662
00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:58,418
Tap your toes on the clouds.

663
00:37:59,084 --> 00:38:01,084
I once had a horse I loved so well.

664
00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:02,834
So well.

665
00:38:03,751 --> 00:38:06,209
I slept in the stables with her
when she was sick.

666
00:38:06,834 --> 00:38:09,918
I didn't want her to ever question
if I was gonna be there for her, you know?

667
00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:13,793
Oh, I was there for hours. Hours.

668
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:17,126
Forgot to eat. We shared her water.

669
00:38:18,626 --> 00:38:20,251
It'd been a whole day and no food.

670
00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:23,168
I stumbled back to the servants' quarters
to get some bread and ale,

671
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,834
and when I returned, she was gone.

672
00:38:27,084 --> 00:38:29,543
Like she'd wanted
to spare me the moment, perhaps.

673
00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:36,876
Maybe there's no meaning to it.

674
00:38:37,376 --> 00:38:38,209
Just…

675
00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:40,251
Just happened.

676
00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:42,459
One day turning into the next.

677
00:38:42,959 --> 00:38:47,501
Life's truest love just gone in an instant
without one last kiss.

678
00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,418
[Misia sniffling]

679
00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:00,084
Yes, well, we'll all just
have to get over it, won't we?

680
00:39:00,584 --> 00:39:02,959
Nobody likes an overly dramatic person.

681
00:39:05,709 --> 00:39:07,668
Come, it's time.

682
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:09,251
[Misia crying]

683
00:39:09,334 --> 00:39:10,293
Wipe my teeth.

684
00:39:12,793 --> 00:39:14,751
[Misia sobbing]

685
00:39:14,834 --> 00:39:16,126
[horses whinnying]

686
00:39:25,668 --> 00:39:27,668
[wind whooshing]

687
00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:31,418
[thunder rumbling]

688
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,084
[magical music playing]

689
00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:42,001
[Neifile] God?

690
00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:48,084
Padrona Neifile, is that you?

691
00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:50,209
[Neifile exhaling]

692
00:39:53,209 --> 00:39:55,543
I see now why God told me to come here.

693
00:40:00,251 --> 00:40:01,168
Take my hand.

694
00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:09,959
[Neifile grunting]

695
00:40:10,043 --> 00:40:12,043
[both grunting]

696
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:28,793
God sent you?

697
00:40:29,501 --> 00:40:30,334
He certainly did.

698
00:40:31,209 --> 00:40:32,376
He's a rascal.

699
00:40:32,876 --> 00:40:33,709
I knew it.

700
00:40:34,293 --> 00:40:35,668
How did He come to you?

701
00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:37,959
As a pillar, a cloud?

702
00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:39,918
Well, as a voice in my head.

703
00:40:40,876 --> 00:40:45,668
Yes, it said, "Go, Dioneo, to the old well
and rescue the girl in there."

704
00:40:47,084 --> 00:40:47,959
"Amen."

705
00:40:48,043 --> 00:40:49,959
The voice of God.

706
00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:53,668
Was it deep and booming?
Clear and bright as a horn?

707
00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:55,084
How is your temperature?

708
00:40:55,168 --> 00:40:56,626
Still shivering.

709
00:40:58,668 --> 00:40:59,543
[Dioneo] Hmm.

710
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:03,918
I fear your blood is running cold.
As cold as the water.

711
00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:07,168
I must transfer some of my heat to yours.

712
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:08,876
-[dramatic music playing]
-Oh!

713
00:41:09,376 --> 00:41:10,376
I see.

714
00:41:12,126 --> 00:41:14,501
Thank you for… the sacrifice.

715
00:41:23,668 --> 00:41:25,668
[choir vocalizing]

716
00:41:29,501 --> 00:41:31,126
That feels very warm.

717
00:41:31,626 --> 00:41:32,876
Good.

718
00:41:38,751 --> 00:41:39,626
And there?

719
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:41,459
[Neifile] Mm-hmm.

720
00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:42,626
[Dioneo] And there?

721
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:45,126
[Neifile] Hmm.

722
00:41:46,793 --> 00:41:48,126
[Dioneo] Here, how does that feel?

723
00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:49,959
Yes.

724
00:41:53,168 --> 00:41:54,251
[Dioneo] And there?

725
00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:56,209
And there?

726
00:41:56,293 --> 00:41:57,918
[music, vocalizing swelling]

727
00:41:58,001 --> 00:41:59,293
[Neifile moaning]

728
00:42:02,418 --> 00:42:05,543
-Wow. And now I'm overly hot.
-[music stops]

729
00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:08,001
Thank you for helping me.

730
00:42:14,459 --> 00:42:15,376
[door closing]

731
00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:22,668
Lovely wife you have.

732
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,543
I didn't tell you to take off your shirt.

733
00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:27,459
God did.

734
00:42:29,209 --> 00:42:31,709
Darling, did God indeed save you?

735
00:42:31,793 --> 00:42:34,418
He did. He sent Dioneo.

736
00:42:34,501 --> 00:42:36,459
A voice spoke in his head.

737
00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:40,626
I imagine God's voice
is a bit like… [deeply] …"Hello, Doctor."

738
00:42:40,709 --> 00:42:43,918
But maybe more of a staccato delivery,
"Hello, Doctor."

739
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:46,668
I can't wait to hear more, darling,
but we're ever so late to dinner.

740
00:42:46,751 --> 00:42:49,293
Dress quickly, and we'll go.
Don't wanna keep the others waiting.

741
00:42:50,626 --> 00:42:51,709
[Neifile exhaling]

742
00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:52,709
[Panfilo] Neifile?

743
00:42:55,168 --> 00:42:56,043
Yes.

744
00:42:57,126 --> 00:43:00,876
…which is why Averroës' commentary
on Aristotle's theory of motion

745
00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:02,959
is of particular interest to me.

746
00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:06,584
[crunching] I also enjoy
his dynamic reflections on cleanliness.

747
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:09,376
[Licisca] I don't understand
what you're saying at all.

748
00:43:09,876 --> 00:43:12,584
Of course you don't. That's why
you're lucky to have me. [chuckling]

749
00:43:12,668 --> 00:43:15,501
-[door opening]
-Because I do understand what I'm saying.

750
00:43:15,584 --> 00:43:16,918
[both chuckling]

751
00:43:17,001 --> 00:43:17,834
[door closes]

752
00:43:17,918 --> 00:43:20,293
[Sirisco vocalizing]

753
00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,834
Oh, announcement, honored guests!

754
00:43:22,918 --> 00:43:27,834
-And now we have the most--
-The Visconte Leonardo and I got married!

755
00:43:27,918 --> 00:43:28,918
[Sirisco, Misia laughing]

756
00:43:29,001 --> 00:43:30,793
-[Sirisco] Yes.
-[Pampinea squealing]

757
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:31,709
[scattered applause]

758
00:43:31,793 --> 00:43:33,084
[Pampinea squealing]

759
00:43:34,459 --> 00:43:35,668
Let's celebrate.

760
00:43:35,751 --> 00:43:36,751
[Sirisco laughing]

761
00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:38,043
-Wine!
-[Sirisco] Yep.

762
00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:41,459
We found him in Prato.

763
00:43:41,543 --> 00:43:45,459
He was helping a group of children
learn how to use a mill.

764
00:43:45,543 --> 00:43:47,251
He has a huge heart.

765
00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:48,668
Just lovely.

766
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:52,459
And so you just decided in the moment?
How romantic.

767
00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:54,084
How completely irrational.

768
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:55,709
Our love was so immediate,

769
00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:58,501
he had no choice but to marry me
right then and there.

770
00:43:58,584 --> 00:44:02,501
In a rush of passion and Godly devotion,

771
00:44:02,584 --> 00:44:05,959
we made our union before God
in a small church.

772
00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:11,293
Of course, we then united
as husband and wife, just us.

773
00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:13,459
It was lovely.

774
00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:16,543
Everything I've always wanted.

775
00:44:16,626 --> 00:44:19,709
-Right, Misia?
-Oh, absolutely, it was gorgeous.

776
00:44:20,876 --> 00:44:22,001
It was gorgeous.

777
00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:29,001
And you're not gonna believe this,
he was wearing blue.

778
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:32,834
He was wearing blue.
Our favorite color. Yes.

779
00:44:32,918 --> 00:44:36,126
Oh, that is perfect. It really is.

780
00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:39,834
So will he be joining us soon?

781
00:44:40,501 --> 00:44:41,626
Oh yes.

782
00:44:41,709 --> 00:44:45,834
He had to buy some glass in Venezia,
but then he'll be by.

783
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,834
But for now, it's just me.

784
00:44:49,543 --> 00:44:51,543
Yeah, just lady of the house.

785
00:44:52,626 --> 00:44:53,543
By myself.

786
00:44:53,626 --> 00:44:55,251
[crickets chirping]

787
00:44:57,876 --> 00:44:59,459
Is everything all right, Pampinea?

788
00:45:01,126 --> 00:45:03,459
Viscontessa, I think you mean.

789
00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:08,626
Oh, it's… my… my mistake,
Viscontessa. Sorry.

790
00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,043
[Pampinea chuckling]

791
00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:11,376
I'm great.

792
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,293
I'm… I'm great. Yeah.

793
00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:16,376
I'm-- My eyes are swollen from crying.

794
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:19,084
Yes, of course, but they are happy tears.

795
00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:20,793
Just the…

796
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:23,043
Tears of joy. Yeah.

797
00:45:23,126 --> 00:45:25,793
-[dramatic music playing]
-[woman vocalizing]

798
00:45:25,876 --> 00:45:27,001
More wine!

799
00:45:30,043 --> 00:45:31,043
Hello.

800
00:45:31,668 --> 00:45:32,543
Yeah.

801
00:45:33,626 --> 00:45:35,126
[Sirisco] Please, take your time.

802
00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:38,876
-[Pampinea] Hmm. Mm-hmm.
-[wine sloshing]

803
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:43,626
[Tindaro] Do it.

804
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:45,918
No, thanks.

805
00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:47,918
Do it.

806
00:45:48,501 --> 00:45:49,459
Do it, though.

807
00:45:50,209 --> 00:45:51,251
Lean your head back.

808
00:45:52,084 --> 00:45:53,001
Up, higher.

809
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,084
[music, vocalizing swelling]

810
00:45:58,293 --> 00:45:59,334
[music fades]

811
00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:00,543
[knocking on door]

812
00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:05,376
Does the fair maiden
require another rescue?

813
00:46:09,168 --> 00:46:12,168
Padrona, I, uh, wasn't expecting you.

814
00:46:14,751 --> 00:46:16,084
I'll hang for this.

815
00:46:16,168 --> 00:46:18,293
[rock music playing]

816
00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,918
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

817
00:46:32,084 --> 00:46:34,834
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

818
00:46:36,918 --> 00:46:39,626
♪ Got an urge, got a surge
And it's out of control ♪

819
00:46:40,751 --> 00:46:43,709
♪ Got an urge I wanna purge
'Cause I'm losing control ♪

820
00:46:45,043 --> 00:46:47,751
♪ Uncontrollable urge
I want to tell you all about it ♪

821
00:46:48,543 --> 00:46:51,959
♪ Got an uncontrollable urge
It makes me scream and shout ♪

822
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:59,668
♪ He's got an uncontrollable urge ♪

823
00:46:59,751 --> 00:47:02,459
♪ I've got an uncontrollable urge ♪

824
00:47:02,543 --> 00:47:05,126
♪ He's got an uncontrollable urge ♪

825
00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:07,918
♪ I've got an uncontrollable ♪

826
00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:10,543
♪ It's got style, it's got class ♪

827
00:47:10,626 --> 00:47:14,376
♪ So strong, I can't let it pass
I gotta tell you all about it ♪

828
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,459
♪ I gotta scream and shout it ♪

829
00:47:20,959 --> 00:47:23,084
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪