♪♪
From the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studios,
this is "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Here are tonight's celebrity semifinalists...
An actor from Brampton, Canada,
he started his career voicing Brother Bear
in the "Berenstain Bears" animated series,
and his movie credits include "Juno,"
"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World," and "Superbad."
Please welcome back to the Alex Trebek Stage
Michael Cera.
[ Cheers and applause ]
An actor from Chicago, Illinois,
he stars in and co-created
the hit Apple TV+ series "Ted Lasso."
And in his first game of "Jeopardy!,"
Brendan put on a performance to be envious of
as he strung together 58 correct responses,
the most of any celebrity this season.
Here he is -- Brendan Hunt.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And a Grammy and Emmy Award-winning comedian
from Portsmouth, Virginia.
If you've watched TV over the last 30 years,
there's a pretty good chance you've seen him in something.
And his first-round score was the highest we've seen
on "Celebrity Jeopardy!" this season.
Please welcome Patton Oswalt.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now here is the host of "Celebrity Jeopardy!" --
Mayim Bialik!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, Johnny Gilbert,
and welcome to the last semifinal of the season
here on "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
The three champions standing on the Alex Trebek Stage tonight
made it to the semifinals
thanks to an impressive depth of knowledge.
They all took the lead
from the beginning of their games
and never gave it up,
heading into Final Jeopardy!
with totals so high that they couldn't be caught.
So, I know I speak for everyone watching tonight
when I say we cannot wait for this game.
Our champions are guaranteed to leave tonight
with $50,000 for charity.
But I have a feeling they didn't come this far
just to come this far.
Patton, Brendan, and Michael,
one of you will join Wil Wheaton
and Ike Barinholtz in our season finale
and be one win away
from the million dollar grand prize donation to charity.
Who will it be?
We are less than 60 minutes away from finding out.
Good luck to all three of you.
Let's go to work in the Jeopardy! round
with these categories.
Responses begin with "G."
A traveling exhibit of innovations that didn't work,
with quotes from their website.
Patton, you'll be selecting first.
What's it going to be?
I have to do Museum of Failure, $100.
[ Chuckles ]
Brendan. What is Coke?
That's right. Coca-Cola. Museum for $200.
Patton. What is Polaroid?
Yes.
Museum of Failure, $300.
Brendan. What is Google?
Yes. Museum for $400.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ] Michael. What is Gerber?
[ Laughing ] That's correct.
[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry.
We'll finish that for $500, please, Museum of Failure.
Brendan. What is DeLorean?
That's correct.
Irish for $100.
Patton. What is a potato?
Yep. The poor potato.
All Things Irish, $200.
How about a Daily Double?
[ Cheers and applause ]
You can wager up to $500.
You've got $300.
How much are you gonna wager?
I'll do a true Daily Double.
A true Daily Double.
That's for $300.
Yes, $300. Sorry, yes.
Okay, great.
For second place if you're correct,
here's your clue.
What is Limerick? That's correct.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You've got $600. Go ahead and pick again.
All Things Irish, $300.
Brendan. Who is Pierce Brosnan?
Yes. Irish for $400.
Brendan. What is leprechaun?
Yes. Irish for $500.
Brendan. What is Blarney?
That's right. The Blarney Stone.
Pop for $100.
Brendan. What is "Single Ladies"?
That's correct.
Pop Music for $200.
♪ You got me stuck on the thought of you ♪
♪ You're making me feel brand new ♪
♪ You're more than the sunshine in my eyes ♪
♪ La da la da da, la da da
♪ La da la da di da
[ Beep ]
[ Laughter ]
That song is "Sunroof."
I'm glad we were all enjoying it. We're old.
Mayim: We're all grooving along to it.
Brendan. Let's see how badly this can still go.
$300 for Pop.
Patton. Who are The Go-Go's?
Yes. See, we old people can get things right
in the Pop Music category. Yes, we can.
Yes. Pop Music, $400.
Brendan. Who is Bad Bunny?
No. [ Sucks teeth ] I knew it.
[ Beep ]
Her name is Camila Cabello.
Patton.
Pop Music, $500.
Mayim: Here is this "Unstoppable" singer
wearing one of her trademark oversized wigs.
Patton. Who is Sia?
That is correct.
Let's take a little break.
Brendan is providing the correct response
to the clues he's "lassoed" off the board.
But, Patton and Michael, you two aren't going anywhere,
and neither should you at home,
because "Celebrity Jeopardy!" will be right back.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Here is a "Celebrity Jeopardy!" Clue For You.
What is Blarney?
Brendan spoke persuasively
in coming up with the Blarney Stone.
The reputed powers of the stone have led to
a colorful variety of stories of its origin.
Some are Biblical, such as Jacob's pillow
or the rock that Moses struck with his staff.
Others are at least related to the British Isles,
Stonehenge, or this Scottish coronation stone.
We'll be right back with the correct response.
Before the break, we asked...
...most famous stone of nearby Scotland.
The correct response...
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Welcome back.
Michael Cera, so nice to see you again.
You are playing for the charity Saving Mothers.
It's a very exciting thing to have the three of you here.
You each have very distinguishing aspects
of your wins.
You had a runaway game, and I'm curious how it feels
going into this aspect of our tournament here.
Were you expecting to make it this far?
How does it feel?
No, no, but I was hoping to.
My only goal was to make it here.
Now I'd like to go further... [ Laughs ]
...if that's possible.
But I feel I'm losing in the buzzer game right now,
big time.
So I need to sharpen that up.
And in your first game,
you reported being very terrified.
Yeah. You were feeling scared.
I think your neck had been hurting
for something like a month or two.
Right. Yeah, I was adrenalized for about two months.
So, that takes its toll on the body.
[ Laughter ] Patton: Mm-hmm.
But there's a little sense of calm here
now that we've gotten here today? Michael: Yeah.
I'm just happy to be back and be able
to display one of my other favorite shirts.
[ Laughter ]
Alright.
Brendan, you had an incredibly impressive
58 correct responses in your game
and, really, a very impressive body of knowledge
that's stored up in your noggin.
How are you feeling heading into this game?
Well, I'm pretty bummed that I didn't wear a shirt
that I have higher ranked on my list of favorites.
That that could be a minus going forward.
What are you saving those for, if not this?
I'm a fool. I'm a damn fool!
[ Laughter ]
But that was just super fun. [ Laughs ]
It was super fun doing that. I'm not a good athlete.
You know? And, you know, you hear
Michael Jordan talking about being in the zone.
And I guess this is the closest
I will have ever felt to that.
And it is over.
[ Laughter ]
And the charity you're playing for
is Soccer Without Borders.
How is this like a soccer game?
[ Laughs ] I'm going to go with zero.
Largely due to the rather opposite scoring situation.
[ Mayim and Patton laugh ]
Alright. That's fair enough.
And, Patton Oswalt, you have the highest score
of any of our games coming into this game.
How are you feeling right now?
I'm actually feeling really good.
I'm wearing Michael Cera's third favorite shirt.
And so, I feel like that's given me
a bit of a psychological advantage over him.
[ Laughs ]
And the charity you're playing for is Alice's Kids.
Alice's Kids, yeah.
Which is a great --
You know, it helps kids out and also, you know,
gives them the -- kind of protects their dignity
at the same time, which is great.
Alright, well,
it is wonderful to have the three of you here,
and let's get back to the game.
Can't wait to see what happens next.
Patton, you'll be selecting.
"G"eography, $100.
More than a mile deep in some places,
it's the natural wonder seen here.
Patton. What is the Grand Canyon?
Yes. "G"eography, $200.
Brendan. What is Greenland?
Yes.
"G"eography for $300.
Brendan. What is Greece?
Yes. "G"eography for $400.
Patton. What is Gibraltar?
Correct.
"G"eography, $500.
Brendan. What is Guatemala?
Correct.
4-Letter Adjectives for $100.
Michael. What is rare?
Yes.
$200, please. Adjectives.
Patton. What is ajar?
Correct.
4-Letter Adjectives, $300, please.
Michael. What is Posh?
Correct. Adjectives, $400.
Patton. What is dewy?
Yes.
4-Letter Adjectives, $500.
Brendan. What is zany?
Yes.
Psychology for $100.
Brendan. What is a complex?
Yes. Psychology for $200.
Michael. What is kleptomania?
Yes. $300, please.
Michael. What is narcissism?
Yes, or narcissistic personality disorder.
$400, please.
Michael.
Oof!
That's time.
Patton. What is introvert and extrovert?
Yes. And here's the final clue.
These two psychology superstars
and one-time collaborators
are seen here at Clark University in 1909
before they quarreled.
Michael. Who are Freud and Jung?
That's correct.
Brings us to the end of the Jeopardy! round.
We're off to a great start here.
Legends are forged under the bright lights
of the Alex Trebek Stage.
Which one of these three will make it
all the way to our final?
You'll have to stay tuned to find out.
"Celebrity Jeopardy!" will be right back.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Here is a "Celebrity Jeopardy!" Clue For You.
Who are Freud and Jung?
Michael accessed his unconscious
to identify Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung.
In 1909, the names Freud and Jung
were not familiar to most Americans,
and neither was Clark University.
But G. Stanley Hall,
a founder of psychological studies in the U. S.
and first president of the school,
put it on the map when he brought
the world's greatest minds in the young field together
in this city in Central Massachusetts.
It was Freud's only visit to the U. S.,
while Jung returned several times...
We'll be right back with the correct response.
Before the break, we asked...
...on the map, specifically of Central Massachusetts,
where this city is located.
The correct response...
[ Applause ]
We are back, and it's time to play Double Jeopardy!
Here are the categories that we will be choosing from.
Mayim: Michael, your selection.
Let's do Character/Actor for $200.
Brendan. Who is Jack Sparrow?
Yes.
Character/Actor for $400, please.
Brendan. Who is Audrey Hepburn?
Yes. Character for $600.
Brendan. Who is Viola Davis?
Yes. Character for $800.
Brendan. What is "Tootsie"?
That's correct.
Character for $1,000.
Brendan. What is "No Country for Old Men"?
Yes, ran that category.
Nice. Nice.
Hmm. Nice.
Blank & Blank for $200, please.
Michael.
What is a bait and switch?
No.
[ Beep ]
That would be "kiss and tell."
[ Groans ]
Brendan. Blankety Blank for $400, please.
Brendan. What is chapter and verse?
Yes.
Blank Blank for $600.
Brendan. What is null and void?
Correct.
Blank for $800.
Patton. Waxing and waning?
Rephrasing. What are waxing and waning?
That's correct. Oh, God.
Let's close it out for $1,000.
Mayim: Michael. What is ebb and flow?
Correct.
Let's do Famous American Quotes for $200, please.
Brendan. Who is P. T. Barnum?
Correct. Quotes for $400.
Michael. What is money?
No.
Patton? What is greed?
That's it.
Famous American Quotes for $600.
This movie star purred lines like,
"Goodness had nothing to do with it,"
and "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
Brendan. Who is Mae West?
Yes. Quotes for $800.
Patton. What is lingerie?
Correct.
Quotes, $1,000.
There's a Daily Double.
[ Groans ]
Now, you're in second place, with $4,900.
How much are you gonna wager?
$2,400.
Alright, here is your clue.
Who is Michelle Obama?
That is correct.
And that'll take you to $7,300,
just $900 behind Brendan, who's in the lead.
But, Michael, there's still a lot of game to play.
We will be back with more right after this.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Here is another "Celebrity Jeopardy!" Clue For You.
What is lingerie?
Patton knows a good joke,
even when it's a century old, coming up with "lingerie."
Dorothy Parker is famous
for her presence at the Algonquin Round Table,
but she didn't just sit around drinking and cracking jokes.
...this character, who bores Hamlet
with his longwinded chatter and advice.
We'll be right back with the correct response.
Before the break, we asked...
...this old chatterbox in "Hamlet."
The correct response...
[ Applause ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
Michael, many of us
know you from various TV and movie projects,
but you also are a theater actor.
And if I'm not mistaken, you were nominated
for a Tony a few years back.
Yeah, I was. And I didn't win that, either.
[ Laughter ]
Can you tell us -- One of the things I don't win.
[ Laughing ]
Can you tell us what it was for?
It was for a show called "Lobby Hero,"
a Kenneth Lonergan play that is a wonderful play
that I was lucky to be a part of.
When did you start in theater?
Well, my first professional theater job
was in 2014 with another Kenneth Lonergan play,
"This is Our Youth."
Awesome. And you also recently worked on "Barbie"
with one of our other "Celebrity Jeopardy!" contestants,
Simu Liu.
Simu. Yes.
He couldn't tell us much about... Right.
...that Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling movie,
and I'm assuming you can't, either.
No, I get different authorization than Simu gets.
[ Laughter ]
What can you tell us about "Barbie"?
Nothing. Nothing. [ Laughs ]
They have sent some very strongly worded e-mails
to us all about how we should say nothing, so...
Do you play Barbie?
No, I think I can say no.
Okay, great.
That is more than Simu was able to tell us.
[ Mayim and Michael laugh ]
And, Brendan,
I know that you can't use your improv skills
to come up with all the incredible responses
that you have, but I'm wondering
if there's any component of your background in improv
that makes you feel more confident
or prepared as a contestant here.
You know, improv is built on listening
and listening very precisely to what your scene partner
is saying, and then trying to add to that.
So I guess I've been practicing the listening part,
but here I'm relieved of the burden of "yes, and,"
and just do the "yes" bit, and then I'm done.
That was inside, is what that was, folks. Patton: Mm-hmm.
Inside.
And what can you tell us
about the third season of "Ted Lasso"?
It will have 12 episodes.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, Got it. [ Laughs ] Let's go over to Patton.
Who can maybe tell me something... I can tell you...
...about "Ted Lasso" or "Barbie." ...so much about "Barbie" and --
Yes, I can tell you everything.
What do you want to know?
So, you have an unbelievable first acting job.
Yeah, my first acting job --
was my first professional acting job
was on "Seinfeld." Wow.
Played a video clerk, and I was --
I had one line, and I was very nervous and wound up.
And the scene was with Jason Alexander.
And right before -- right before they yelled "Action,"
he leaned in to me and said,
"It's not too late to be fired, Patton."
And it so made me laugh and, like, calmed me down.
I will always be in debt to him for that.
That is a very, very impressive
first acting job.
And tell us a bit about your series
"The Sandman," which we can find on Netflix.
I'm very lucky to be a part of "The Sandman,"
based on the comics by Neil Gaiman.
I play Matthew the Raven.
It's a comic that I was a huge fan of
all through high school and college,
and now I get to be a part of this amazing,
absolutely amazing show.
Wonderful. Well, the three of you
are fascinating and hilarious.
Let's get back to the game.
Patton, you'll be selecting.
Bestsellers, $200, please.
Patton. Who is Garp?
Yes. Bestsellers, $400.
Michael. What is her groove?
That's right. She got her groove back.
Bestsellers, $600, please.
Patton. Who is Ginsburg?
Yes. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Bestsellers, $800.
Brendan. What is "The Fault in Our Stars"?
Correct.
Bestsellers for $1,000.
Everyone's favorite astrophysicist,
he shares some cosmic perspectives
in 2022's "Starry Messenger."
Michael. Who is Tyson?
Yes.
What an Animal! for $200, please.
As the saying goes,
this animal "can't change its spots."
Brendan. What is leopard?
Correct. Animal for $400.
Michael. What is a giraffe?
Correct. $600, please, Animal.
Brendan. What is a dolphin?
Yes. Animal for $800.
Brendan. What are chimpanzees?
Yes. Animal for $1,000.
Brendan. What is a penguin?
Yes. Real Estates for $200.
Michael. What is the White House?
Yes. $400, please.
There's a Daily Double.
Ooh!
You found it. You're in third place.
You've got $3,800.
Michael, how much would you like to wager?
I'm going to make it a true Daily Double. True Daily Double!
-Yeah! -Whoo!
Let's go. Real Estates. Whoo!
Brendan: Play! Play!
I'm the Real Estates guy. Mayim: Alright.
[ Laughter ] Here is your clue.
What is Graceland?
That's correct.
Patton: Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mayim: And just like that, you're up to $7,600.
Go ahead and select again.
We'll do $600, please.
Patton. What is "Downton Abbey"?
Yes. Real Estates, $800.
Brendan. What is Buckingham Palace?
Yes, and here's the final clue.
Michael. What is the Winchester House?
The Winchester Mystery House.
That is correct.
Phew! We are at the end of Double Jeopardy! Phew!
Michael, you are $100 away from Patton, and, Brendan,
you're in the lead with $12,400.
We're headed into Triple Jeopardy!,
which means there are now 31 clues standing between
Patton, Brendan, Michael, and a trip
to the season finale of "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
We have had so much fun thus far this season,
but we're all business now
as the end of the competition approaches.
Stick around as the drama continues
on "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Here is one more "Celebrity Jeopardy!" Clue For You.
What is Buckingham Palace?
Brendan might have known Buckingham Palace
from all his time on location in England for "Ted Lasso."
...like the 2011 state banquet for Barack and Michelle Obama.
But the original purpose was definitely dancing
when the ballroom opened in 1856.
The Crimean War was over.
Queen Victoria and this husband were just in their mid -30s,
and they were not about to let their eight children
keep them off the floor.
We'll be right back with the correct response.
Before the break, we asked...
Queen Victoria and this husband
definitely did some dancing
when the new Buckingham Palace ballroom opened in the 1850s.
The correct response...
[ Applause ]
I don't know about you all,
but I am at the edge of my lectern
as we head into Triple Jeopardy!
The dollar values are tripled,
and there are three Daily Doubles
hidden among the clues
in the following categories.
Michael, you'll be selecting first.
We'll start with...
...and finally...
I'm "Jeopardy!" Super Champ and reigning
"Tournament of Champions" winner Amy Schneider
with clues about my team,
the NBA champion Golden State Warriors.
Mayim: Michael, what's it gonna be to start us off?
Let's try It Grows on Trees for $300, please.
Popularly ground and used in baking,
this spice comes from the inner bark
of a certain tree.
Patton. What is cinnamon?
Yes. Grows on Trees, $600.
Patton. What is a palm?
Correct.
It Grows on Trees, $900.
Looks like this fruit is about ready for picking.
Michael. What is a pomegranate?
Correct.
$1,200, please, Grows on Trees.
[ Beep ]
Hangs off a cypress. Michael.
$1,500, please, Grows on Trees.
As seen here,
this invasive, fast-growing vine
brought from Asia to the U. S.
has overtaken trees in the South.
Patton. What is kudzu?
Yes.
U.S. Government, $300.
Patton. What is the Electoral College?
That's it.
U.S. Government, $600.
Michael. What is marijuana?
That's it.
U.S. Government, $900, please.
Michael. What is the Speaker of the House?
No.
Brendan. Who is the Vice President?
That's it.
Government for $1,200.
Brendan. What is Secretary of State?
Yes, hate it when that happens.
[ Laughter ]
We've all been there, Rex.
You'll get back on the horse.
Government for $1,500.
Patton. What is gerrymandering?
No. Oh, God. Oh.
[ Beep ]
That's "redistricting."
Brendan.
Golden State Warriors for $300, please.
Here's Amy.
The Warriors helped usher in the NBA's three-point era
behind the accuracy of the Splash Brothers,
Klay Thompson and this record-setting sharpshooter.
Brendan. Who is Steph Curry?
Yes. Warriors for $600.
Beginning in 2015, the Warriors squared off
in four straight NBA finals, with LeBron
and these Eastern Conference champs
winning three out of four.
Brendan. Who are the Cavaliers?
Yes, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Warriors for $900.
Amy.
In 2022, the Warriors
captured their fourth NBA championship
in eight years,
besting this team that had Jayson Tatum
and the Ghosts of Past Champions.
Brendan. Who are the Boston Celtics?
That's right.
Warriors for $1,200.
After winning an NBA record of 73 games in 2015 and 2016,
the Warriors got even more formidable
with the addition of this former MVP as a free agent.
Brendan. Who is Kevin Durant?
That's him.
Warriors for $1,500.
Back to Amy.
The Warriors came to San Francisco
from Philadelphia in 1962,
bringing this superstar seven-footer
who averaged an incredible 44.8 points per game
in his first season by the Bay.
Brendan. Who is Wilt Chamberlain?
That is correct, and you just ran the category.
[ Cheers and applause ]
World History for $300.
Brendan. What is Iran?
Correct. History for $600.
Michael. Who is the Pharaoh?
No. Patton?
Who is Tutankhamun?
That's correct, or King Tut.
World History, $900.
This French peasant girl
is seen here as three saints appear
to tell her to fight the English.
Now, she's a saint herself.
Brendan. Who's Joan of Arc?
Yes. History for $1,200.
Michael. Who is Attila?
Yes.
$1,500, please, World History.
Okay, Michael.
That's a Daily Double.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Mayim: You have $9,800.
Next closest is Patton, with $10,500,
and Brendan has $20,200.
How much are you gonna wager?
This doesn't feel good.
Okay.
I'll do it all.
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo! Whatever. [ Laughs ]
It's just world history.
[ Patton laughs ]
Mayim: You're gonna do it all. [ Laughs ]
I mean... Why not?
Yeah. Here we go.
Against mys-- I can bet against myself, right?
[ Laughter ]
Here's your clue, Michael.
What is Ming?
Yes, Michael Patton: Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoa! Too sweet.
Mayim: Wow. You are at $19,600.
Within striking distance of Brendan.
Whew! Let's try A Sign of Shame, please, for $300.
Brendan. What is the penalty box?
Yes.
Shame for $600.
Brendan. What is the swear jar?
Yes.
Shame for $900.
Michael. What is dunce?
Yes.
$1,200, please, Shame.
Brendan. What is a dishonorable discharge?
Yes. Shame for $1,500.
There's a Daily Double.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Mayim: Alright, you've got $22,300.
Michael's right behind you with $20,500.
I see him. Okay. Alright.
[ Laughter ]
Brendan, what are you gonna wager?
Well, I lack Michael's courage, first of all. [ Laughs ]
But let's do fifteen.
Fifteen...? Hundred.
Oh, I see. No, I see. That's lame.
'Cause of the thing. I get it.
Sure, people came to see the action.
[ Laughter ]
$3,000.
Yeah.
Here's your clue.
What is "The Scarlet Letter"?
That's it. Very nice.
You've got $25,300. Select again.
Under Study for $300.
Michael. What are plants?
No.
Patton. What are insects?
Yes.
Under Study, $600.
Michael. What is astrology?
Correct. $900, please.
Brendan. What is geology?
Correct. For $1,200.
Ooh.
Alright, there's another Daily Double. Aw!
We did come to see the action, Brendan, but no pressure.
You've got $26,200.
How much are you gonna wager this time?
$5,000.
Here's your clue.
What is meteorology?
That's it.
-Yes. -You've got it.
You've got $31,200.
Here's the final clue, gentlemen.
Patton. What are the kidneys?
That's correct.
Wow.
[ Applause ]
Alright, gentlemen, we've come to the end
of Triple Jeopardy!
Brendan, you're in the lead with $31,200.
Michael, $20,800. Patton, you have $12,300.
I'm pretty sure we've got a game here
as we head into Final Jeopardy!
Here's the category.
Novels.
Think about it. Make your wagers.
We will be back with a clue after this.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Brendan: Whoo!
♪♪
It's quiet in here.
It's a very exciting moment.
A little bit of tension. Category -- Novels.
Here's the clue.
You have 30 seconds. Good luck.
♪♪
We're going to begin with you, Patton.
Mm-hmm.
What was your response?
"What is 'The Handmaid's Tale'?"
That is correct.
Margaret Atwood's novel in which a theocratic regime
has taken over what used to be the U. S.
in response to a fertility crisis.
How much are we going to add to your score?
All of it. $12,300.
That gives you $24,600.
We will go over to Michael Cera.
Did you come up with "The Handmaid's Tale"?
"What Seabiscuit?"
[ Laughter ]
No!
I'm just thinking of "Breeders, Wives, and Unwomen."
Well, the first one -- "Seabiscuit," yeah.
I thought that was enough, that the first one worked.
[ Laughing ] How much did you wager?
$20,800.
Yeah. Alright.
Too much. That'll take you down to ze-- Oh, you know.
And finally, Brendan.
What did you write down?
"What is heartburn?"
That is not correct.
How much did you wager?
Michael: Wow. $10,500.
That gives you... Wow, wow, wow.
...$20,700. What?!
Mayim: Patton Oswalt, you are headed to the finals!
Did I...? You did it!
What the hell?
And, Brendan and Michael,
what a pleasure it has been watching you play.
Your charities will get $50,000.
And we will see you at the finals!
"Celebrity Jeopardy!" It's so exciting!
[ Laughs ]
That was insane. That was insane.
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Wow. Amazing. How do you feel?
Patton: I-I-I do not feel anything right now.
[ Laughs ] I'm -- All my nerve endings are fused.
I'm dead. Thank you, Margaret Atwood.
Thanks for the dystopias.
[ Laughter ]
I want to know if "Seabiscuit" was a novel.
Or was it just a film?
I have to say, like, after I put my wager in,
'cause I was so worried about Michael,
I'm like, "Okay, wager, do do do do.
Oh, wait, what if me and Michael both get it wrong
and then Patton gets it right?"
[ Nasally ] Oh, nooooo.
And here we are.
[ Laughter ]
Sometimes the dumb guy can win.
[ Laughter ]
How dare you? How dare you, sir?
Well, I cannot wait to see
what happens in the finals.
So thank you, all three of you.
♪♪
On the next "Celebrity Jeopardy!,"
it's the final game,
featuring champions Wil Wheaton,
Patton Oswalt,
and Ike Barinholtz.
Who will win the million dollar prize for charity?
Find out on the next "Celebrity Jeopardy!"
[ Applause ]
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