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How much longer
till we go home?
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Captain decides
when we go home!
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Can you go ask him?
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Jesus Christ!
5
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No one's gonna ask the captain
what time they can go home!
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Got it, kid?
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Jesus.
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Empty.
9
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Got to soak them again, Cap!
10
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Gonna be a long one tonight,
boys.
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Mother of Jesus.
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-What the fuck?
-Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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What the fuck's that?
14
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Get the fuck down!
15
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Fuck!
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You boys all right?
17
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What the fuck was that?!
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I don't know.
19
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What do you think it is?
20
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I don't think it's a plane.
21
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I don't think
we should be here.
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Boys, we're -- we're getting
out of here.
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- Aaah!
- Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Aah!
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Jimmy!
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Jimmy!
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J-Jimmy!
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J-Jimmy?
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Jim?
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Who's out there?!
36
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There's Dinos dead ahead!
37
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Fire the laser cannon!
38
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
39
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There's Dinos dead ahead.
40
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-Let's teach them how to die.
-You'll die this time!
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This Dino spine is mine!
42
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Aaaaah!
43
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Let's go berserk!
44
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Yeah!
45
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Your Dino treachery ends here!
46
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No! No!
47
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Stop! Stop it!
48
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Stop! Stop!
49
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It's the Dino Sorcerer.
50
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Prepare to die,
you human fleshbags!
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-Eat him alive!
-Yeah!
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Do a dropkick!
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Aaah!
54
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Yeah!
Ha ha!
55
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Your space magic
doesn't scare me.
56
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Then clearly
you don't understand
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the true power
of the crystal.
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Give me the crystal!
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Never!
60
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You should have stayed extinct.
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Shit.
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Gary, this is stupid.
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What?
What are you talking about?
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Yeah.
What's wrong?
65
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This is so -- like...
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I got to shoot him in the head?
That's it?
67
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Why does he get a sword
and I don't?
68
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Well, first of all,
you have a gun, stupid.
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Guns are better than swords.
70
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And, two, you're a girl.
You don't use swords.
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Um, that's not true.
Girls totally use swords.
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I kick ass with a sword.
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Well, guess what.
One, I don't care.
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Two, I'm the director, so that's
just how it's going to be.
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And three, we need to get
the shot before it gets dark.
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So come on.
Let's shoot this thing.
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Okay. Action!
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You should have stayed extinct.
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Holy shit.
Are you okay?
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Ow!
What the fuck?
81
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Who threw a beer bottle
at me?!
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I did.
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You little piss trap.
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This would be a great place
to party.
85
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Oh, fucking teenagers.
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I always thought
this place was abandoned.
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-It's Billy McDougal! Run!
-Holy shit.
88
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Guys, guys!
89
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Are you fucking serious?
You ruined the fucking movie!
90
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Get out of our clubhouse,
and stop smoking in here.
91
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This place is a fucking dump.
92
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I'm gonna put this clown
to sleep.
93
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No, Miles, don't.
94
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Yeah, kick his ass!
95
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Yeah, smile when I knock
your fucking mouth out.
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Get him!
97
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Hey, whoa, whoa.
Oh!
98
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Stop!
Stop it!
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- Fuck off!
- Leave him alone.
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I'm serious.
101
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Knock it off.
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Fuck off, man.
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I said knock it off!
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Fuck, man.
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Get the fuck off me!
Jesus.
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Hey, please use
your brain next time.
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-You good, man?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
108
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Hey, haven't I seen you
at school before?
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Oh, come on.
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You have.
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Yeah.
112
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Pretty girl like you.
How could I not?
113
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Why the fuck are you hanging out
with these losers anyway?
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Um, well, he's my brother,
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those are his friends,
and they're not losers.
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Okay?
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Um
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Why don't you have friends
your own age?
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I do.
I'm just babysitting them.
120
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Babysitting?
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You wanted to be
in our movie, didn't you?
122
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- Stop it.
- Why are you telling me to stop?
123
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-Please.
-You got a boyfriend, Sam?
124
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No.
125
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You fucking anybody?
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Stop.
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Gross.
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She's not your type, Billy.
She's still a kid.
129
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Look at how she dresses.
130
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Sam's way cooler than you,
you troglodytes.
131
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What's a troglodyte?
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Oh, it's like a --
like a caveman.
133
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It's calling them, like,
underdeveloped, stupid.
134
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-That's you guys.
-Why the fuck are we still here?
135
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This shit is lame.
Let's dip.
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Yeah, run away.
137
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I hope to see you around,
Sam.
138
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They're lucky I didn't leave
them in a pile of blood.
139
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Yeah, those guys
are assholes.
140
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Yeah,
they weren't very nice.
141
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Come on, Jack.
Say something meaner.
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They were dumb.
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Divers are still
searching for three fishermen
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whose boat was found adrift
earlier this week.
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Many people reported
seeing a fiery object
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fall from the sky
that same evening.
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It is unknown
if the two events are related,
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but police are asking for
any witnesses to come forward.
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In other news, Halloween
is only two days away.
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Do you know what costume
you'll be wearing?
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Coming up,
we've got some great ideas.
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Sam, why do you always
lock your door?
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00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,212
Sam, I know you're in there.
154
00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:07,014
Are you coming out to wrestle
or not?
155
00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:09,016
Not right now.
156
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,621
What?
Come on. Why not?
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We need you.
158
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Because I don't
feel like it.
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Come on.
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We need you
for this movie.
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I thought you were gonna be
my tag-team partner.
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Come on.
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Why not?
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Gary, I have homework.
165
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Just shoot it without me.
166
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And don't do anything
that'll get me in trouble.
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Fine.
Be like that!
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♪ You wanted me,
and I didn't see it ♪
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♪ Now I'm so lost without you ♪
170
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,250
Get off me, dummy!
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00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,652
Nice.
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00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,121
Where's Sam?
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00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:23,090
Uh, she needed
to do homework.
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00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,658
What the fuck?
175
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,127
Why would she want a main role
in the movie
176
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,761
if she's not gonna be in it?
177
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,296
Yeah, I know.
I thought the exact same thing.
178
00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,932
It's kind of weird.
She's never ditched us before.
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00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:34,902
Jack, here are the glow sticks
you wanted.
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00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,837
Sweet. Thanks.
181
00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,906
What are you even doing?
182
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,341
I already told you.
183
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,143
I'm working on the grand finale
for the movie,
184
00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,445
and it's going to be glorious.
185
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,080
Sure.
186
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:50,384
Yeah, just, um, don't blow
anything up, please.
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00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,120
No promises.
188
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,156
Wait.
189
00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,992
So she totally ditched us
for homework.
190
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,960
Yeah.
Well, guess what.
191
00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:02,429
Sucks to be her
because she won't get to film
192
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:04,999
the best movie ever.
193
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,101
Let's film this fucking thing.
194
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:11,005
It's pandemonium here
as one half of the Berserkers
195
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:14,241
faces off against
the treacherous Dino Sorcerer.
196
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:18,212
A match that's been
65 million years in the making.
197
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,081
Now let's rumble!
198
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,018
My kind was frozen in the dirt
199
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,454
until the souls of your
ancestors brought us back!
200
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,425
I can't believe it!
201
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,727
The Dino Sorcerer has brought
the Berserker to his knees.
202
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,367
Holy smokes, folks!
203
00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,870
We're watching history
rewrite itself.
204
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,409
Just because my tag-team partner
isn't willing to help me
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00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,877
because they have homework,
206
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,378
that doesn't mean
that I'm not ready
207
00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:54,748
to fight anything and anyone
in this shithole universe
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00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,750
to protect my Planet Earth.
209
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,855
The Dino Sorcerer is hurt.
210
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,391
The fate of the planet
comes down to this very moment.
211
00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:05,960
I'm unstoppable!
212
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,162
Oh, fuck!
213
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,432
My arm!
I broke it!
214
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,499
Go get my sister!
Go, go!
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00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:14,168
Jack, go!
216
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,836
Don't be a wuss, man.
217
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,305
You don't be a fucking dumbass!
Get off my arm!
218
00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:21,075
It's not my fault!
219
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,312
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Mom and Dad are gonna piss!
220
00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:26,947
I just broke my arm.
221
00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,283
Can you stop yelling at me
for fucking second?
222
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,818
I didn't want to bike
223
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,820
to the fucking hospital today,
you moron!
224
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,923
Too fucking bad!
I broke my arm!
225
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:40,394
God.
Sam, this looks so cool!
226
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,997
It's like glow-in-the-dark
and everything.
227
00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,000
Why do you look like that?
228
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,168
Like what?
229
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,771
Like that.
It looks stupid.
230
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,874
Gary, you fell off a ladder.
231
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,511
At least I was doing something
for the movie.
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00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,379
You really picked
an inconvenient time
233
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,281
to break your arm, honey.
234
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,216
It's not like I planned it.
235
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,518
Well, maybe next time
you should.
236
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,953
Your father and I
have a flight tonight.
237
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,921
But you just got back.
238
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,024
We'll only be gone
a couple of days.
239
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,159
And you got your big sister
to take care of you.
240
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,427
No way.
241
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,329
No, I was gonna go out
for Halloween.
242
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,132
Oh, honey, you look...
different.
243
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,367
-Yeah. See?
-No, I don't.
244
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:21,969
-You look different.
-I literally don't.
245
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,071
- Yes, you do.
- I know it's important.
246
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,939
I'm just dealing
with some family shit.
247
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,108
I'm sure you'll have
a nice Halloween together.
248
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,010
They're there now.
Okay. Yeah.
249
00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,879
We're on our way.
250
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,481
Hey, bud, we have to head off
to the airport, okay?
251
00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:37,017
You're good to get home
with Sam, right?
252
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,623
I mean,
yeah, sure, I can bike.
253
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,424
Great. By Gary.
We love you.
254
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,159
Outside.
255
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,494
What?
What did I do?
256
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:49,229
You're in trouble!
257
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,233
Ow!
258
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,005
This isn't fair.
259
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,107
Look, we put our trust in you
to be the responsible one.
260
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,442
You bought him the ring.
261
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:04,111
You were supposed to be
in charge.
262
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,113
I thought that meant
something to you.
263
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,248
No phone,
no friends over.
264
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,217
Is Gary allowed to have friends
over there?
265
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,286
Gary's punishment
is having a broken arm.
266
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,189
-Are you serious right now?
-We've got to go.
267
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,258
No, no, no. I will not be stuck
at home with Gary.
268
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,894
-You've got the cats.
-We don't have any cats.
269
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,896
If you ever want one,
I will buy you one.
270
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,432
Just keep an eye
on your brother, okay?
271
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,936
If we die, he's all you've got.
See you when we get back.
272
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,318
What the fuck
are we doing for Halloween?
273
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:48,389
I don't know.
I haven't heard shit.
274
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,425
I just want to get fucked up
and do some fucked-up shit.
275
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,530
Billy, what are we doing?
276
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,198
-Billy?
-Billy.
277
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,036
I'm working on something.
278
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,345
Working on
something.
279
00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,286
Going for another pass.
280
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,455
Situation 14-9 confirmed.
281
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,025
We have the location
and remains of the fishermen.
282
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,529
Do we have eyes on the target?
283
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,062
Negative.
284
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,330
Orders are
to immediately detain
285
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,999
the suspect who was reported,
286
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,302
and the site is to be sealed
and cleared.
287
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,638
Copy.
288
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,376
All right.
Action!
289
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,077
Aaaah!
290
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,113
Your Dino treachery
ends here.
291
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,516
Surrender your
earthly flesh!
292
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,451
You'll never take my skin!
293
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,085
And now dropkick him!
294
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,522
What?
I-I can't do that.
295
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:57,224
Uh, just try it.
Come on.
296
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,159
But Sam's
the dropkick expert.
297
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,261
Eh, forget Sam.
We need more dropkicks.
298
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,163
-Come on, do it!
-Come on, kick me!
299
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:06,033
- Yeah, screw Sam!
- All right. You're the boss.
300
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,704
Sorry.
I told you.
301
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,139
Uh, just do the line!
302
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,708
Give me the crystal!
303
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,710
Yeah, now scream it
this time!
304
00:16:15,743 --> 00:16:18,111
-Give me the crystal!
-Car!
305
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,416
What the fuck?!
306
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:25,753
Guys!
307
00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:33,026
-You guys okay?
-Yeah.
308
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,662
What are you doing here?!
309
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,532
I'm here to see your sister.
310
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,236
-Dude!
-What the hell?!
311
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,741
Guys, you know
what this means?
312
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,442
He's gonna make you
an uncle.
313
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,511
Gross.
314
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:51,713
No.
315
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,148
This means war.
316
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,424
Billy.
317
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,693
Hey.
318
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:08,328
Hi. I didn't know
you were coming over.
319
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,697
Yeah, you said
your parents were gone,
320
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:12,332
so I thought it'd be cool
to come over.
321
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,670
Nice place.
322
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,374
This place
is fucking perfect.
323
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,344
Yep.
This is my house.
324
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,249
Jeez.
325
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,518
Parents must be rich.
326
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,787
They should be.
327
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:36,290
I mean,
they work all the time, so...
328
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,659
Yeah.
329
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,359
So you gonna show me around,
or what?
330
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,828
No.
331
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,462
Is this your room?
332
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,131
Yes, but, oh, my gosh,
close your eyes.
333
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,634
-It's a disaster.
-No, it's not.
334
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,709
Whoa.
335
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,580
This is cool.
336
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,347
Kr-kr-kr.
337
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,649
Yeah.
338
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,854
Got a lot of neat stuff.
339
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,562
-What is this?
-Oh, my God, no.
340
00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,598
It's just something
I was, like, working on.
341
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:20,702
I thought maybe I'd, like, wear
it for Halloween or something.
342
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,437
Oh.
343
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,472
I think it'd look
very cute on you.
344
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:32,814
Who is she?
345
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,618
That is Valora.
346
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,352
She's my favorite wrestler.
347
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,187
She's cool.
348
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,758
She stands for, like,
strength and bravery
349
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,928
and never surrendering
to your enemies.
350
00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:49,396
Always kicking ass.
351
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,264
Cool.
352
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,467
I used to be into wrestling
when I was kid.
353
00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:59,172
Think you could take me?
354
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,441
You?
355
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,345
No problem.
356
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,249
All right, go easy on me.
357
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,687
Oh!
358
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,691
You like my moves?
359
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,693
All right, yeah.
360
00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,227
Can I show you mine?
361
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,369
Do you really think
I'm pretty?
362
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,473
I think you're beautiful.
363
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,466
They're in here.
364
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,334
Okay.
365
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,571
You guys ready to make these
guys wish they were never born?
366
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,238
What do you think
they're doing?
367
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,407
Sucking and fucking,
for sure.
368
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:11,411
Well, suck time...is over.
369
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,688
Holy shit.
370
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,456
I know.
371
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,634
This is for the beer bottle,
you creep!
372
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,639
Aah! Fuck!
373
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:39,874
Get out!
374
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,343
You asshole!
375
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,411
Fuck you up!
376
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,279
You are fucking dead!
377
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,650
Ow!
378
00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,652
You missed me,
you little fuck!
379
00:20:51,686 --> 00:20:53,755
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, Sam.
380
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,933
What the hell?
381
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,835
What was that?
382
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:10,470
-Quit breathing on me.
-Shut the fuck up!
383
00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:13,040
Gary, what the fuck
did you do?
384
00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:14,542
That wasn't me.
385
00:21:14,575 --> 00:21:17,512
Gary, I am so sick
of being responsible
386
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,714
for all the stupid shit
that you do.
387
00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:21,749
Grow up,
stop being such a loser,
388
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:24,317
and stay out of
my fucking life.
389
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,993
-And get of my room!
-Get your hands off!
390
00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:38,900
Fuck you, Sam!
391
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,868
I don't want to be
in your shit life anyway!
392
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:42,103
Stay out of mine!
393
00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:44,404
No, Billy, what are you --
ow!
394
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,773
-Ow!
-Get the fuck out of here
395
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:48,109
before I rip
your fucking shrimp dicks off!
396
00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,811
Well, guess what.
397
00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:53,047
If you even touch our shrimp
dicks, you'll go to jail!
398
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,615
Fucking pervert!
399
00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:56,416
Screw you, Billy.
400
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,360
Gone.
401
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:16,103
Man, Sam's changed.
402
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:18,739
Hey, guys, what do
you think that light was?
403
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,675
-It really freaked me out.
-I don't know.
404
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,376
It sounded like a -- whaa! --
or something like that.
405
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,879
I don't know.
406
00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:27,414
Hey, Gary, you all right?
407
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,384
I fucking hate that guy.
He ruins everything.
408
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,820
Fucking hate that guy too.
409
00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:35,957
Right? He ruins everything.
He's annoying.
410
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:38,425
Hey, guys, look.
411
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:43,097
That must be where
it's coming from.
412
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:46,868
Wait, guys,
we don't know what that is.
413
00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:49,003
Don't be a chickenshit.
Come on.
414
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:53,608
Whoa!
Look at that.
415
00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:55,776
Looks like something
out of a movie or something.
416
00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:58,613
- Yeah.
- Hey, don't go near it.
417
00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:00,681
- Why?
- Yeah, why?
418
00:23:00,715 --> 00:23:05,052
Well, what if that light
and sound was a ship exploding,
419
00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:09,590
and this is poisonous gas
from whatever blew it up?
420
00:23:09,624 --> 00:23:12,425
Like napalm gas?
421
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:17,497
Yeah. Or something from space,
like aliens or something.
422
00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,066
You're just being paranoid.
423
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,935
Why'd it turn off?
424
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:25,006
Guys, we're gonna tell Sam
about this, right?
425
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:27,642
No.
Fuck Sam.
426
00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:30,011
Yeah. I'd rather go
punch myself in the dick.
427
00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:33,681
Anyone else hungry?
Let's go chew something.
428
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:34,982
Yeah.
429
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,988
There's something weird
going on around here.
430
00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:45,026
Wait.
Hey, guys, wait up.
431
00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:59,472
Crystal.
432
00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,543
We need the crystal.
433
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:04,111
Aah!
434
00:24:04,145 --> 00:24:06,113
Something's got me!
435
00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:07,615
Help!
436
00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:09,951
-Yaah!
-Yaah!
437
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,919
Billy and his prick friends
are hanging out with Sam
438
00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:13,087
in my backyard.
439
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,255
Let's go spy on them.
440
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,890
-Fuck yeah! Let's go!
-Yeah!
441
00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:21,896
Haven't seen your brother
and those little creeps around.
442
00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:22,997
Yeah.
443
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,067
It's kind of nice.
444
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:29,070
Yeah, that little shit must have
finally learned his lesson.
445
00:24:29,103 --> 00:24:32,106
Are we partying tonight,
or what?
446
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,874
I don't know yet.
447
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:38,646
Great. Another boring Halloween
in this shithole town.
448
00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:40,948
Yeah, well,
whatever you're doing
449
00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:43,017
is better
than what I have to do.
450
00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:46,620
I have to take care
of my little brother.
451
00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,222
Yeah.
452
00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,691
No, thanks.
453
00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:55,997
Well, shit.
We got to do something.
454
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:59,100
We should have a party.
455
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:02,136
Yeah, you guys
should totally do that.
456
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:05,072
We should party
in that old shitty barn.
457
00:25:05,106 --> 00:25:08,142
No, the place is filled
with little kids' shit.
458
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,912
We should have it here.
459
00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,282
What?
460
00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:17,718
Well, yeah.
That way, you can go.
461
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:21,188
Yeah, right,
that's not happening.
462
00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:24,692
Why not?
I'm sure you have a costume.
463
00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:28,996
Yeah, she does.
And it is very fucking cute.
464
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:30,231
How about that?
465
00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:33,601
Why not?
466
00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:37,104
Um, because my parents
will kill me.
467
00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:39,306
Fuck parents, man.
Who cares what they think?
468
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:45,746
You should just
do what you want.
469
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:47,882
Hold on.
470
00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:51,085
What if
we just call your parents
471
00:25:51,118 --> 00:25:54,922
and ask them
if we can have the party here?
472
00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,290
Problem solved.
473
00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:01,228
Think about
what you just said.
474
00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,030
Sounds good, man.
475
00:26:09,804 --> 00:26:12,940
Fuck you, Billy!
Fucking freezing out here!
476
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,141
Holy fuck!
477
00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:21,082
It's just water, you pussy.
478
00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:22,116
Fuck you guys!
479
00:26:22,149 --> 00:26:24,318
You're fucking drenched, bud.
480
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,657
Hey, we'll keep it small,
and your parents won't find out.
481
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:30,925
I promise.
482
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,393
Billy.
483
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,962
-I don't know.
-Come on.
484
00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:39,333
I want to show you off
to everyone at school.
485
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,902
I want them to meet
my new girlfriend.
486
00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:46,006
Really?
487
00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:49,310
And my parents won't find out?
488
00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:52,213
I swear on your life.
489
00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:58,919
Okay.
490
00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:00,187
Really?
491
00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:02,123
Let's have a party.
492
00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,091
We're having a party.
493
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,795
Party! Whoo!
494
00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:10,397
Sam.
495
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:13,734
Ha ha!
496
00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,002
All right, boys.
497
00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:18,839
Tonight we inflict
maximum vengeance.
498
00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,207
Come on.
499
00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,442
Miles!
500
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,776
Ahh!
501
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,754
Happy fucking Halloween!
502
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,133
Sam?
Sam!
503
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,303
Hey! What are you doing here?
I never see you at parties.
504
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,373
No, my party.
This is my house.
505
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,741
Have you seen, Billy?
506
00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:56,911
This is your house?
Holy shit!
507
00:27:56,944 --> 00:27:58,779
Yeah, my parents
would kill me.
508
00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,714
I mean, sometimes you just have
to, like, do what you want.
509
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,383
-You know?
-Yeah, totally.
510
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,419
Wouldn't be letting people paint
on my walls, though, you know?
511
00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:08,422
What?
512
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,724
Sorry.
Excuse me.
513
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,959
Whoo!
514
00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:20,067
Dallas,
what the hell are you doing?
515
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,369
What? Billy said you were
cool with it.
516
00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,171
Would you do this
to your parents' house?
517
00:28:30,811 --> 00:28:33,247
Billy, what the fuck?
People can't smoke in here.
518
00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,817
Hey.
What's wrong?
519
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,419
Billy, this is seriously crazy.
520
00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:40,254
You said this was gonna be
a small party.
521
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:42,524
This is out of control. You have
to help me do something.
522
00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:44,258
Look, Sam, people are having
a good time.
523
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,527
That's what's important.
524
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,961
But the house
is getting destroyed.
525
00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,295
Okay.
Your parents are very rich.
526
00:28:48,329 --> 00:28:49,363
They can just fix it all.
527
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,031
Billy, help me.
528
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,067
My parents
are gonna murder me.
529
00:29:01,075 --> 00:29:02,276
Okay.
530
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:04,111
-Party's over.
-Come on, just let it go.
531
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:06,146
-What do you mean, let it go?
-Just chill the fuck out.
532
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,549
You can't make
all these people leave now.
533
00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,917
-It's my house.
-Yeah, well, it's my party.
534
00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:20,361
Billy, is that your girlfriend
or something?
535
00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:22,463
No, man. She's just
the keys to the house.
536
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,836
Okay, people, party's over.
Safe drive.
537
00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,304
Actually, don't drive, please.
Bye.
538
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,072
-Get out.
-Sam!
539
00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:34,241
What the fuck are you doing?
540
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,943
Billy, stop.
You're hurting me.
541
00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:37,512
You said
we could have a party,
542
00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:39,581
and that's what we're gonna
fucking do.
543
00:29:39,614 --> 00:29:40,914
Do you understand me?
544
00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,484
You scaring me.
545
00:29:43,518 --> 00:29:44,952
Good.
546
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,389
Party's back on.
547
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,091
Let's tear this place apart!
Whoo!
548
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,893
Go fucking break something.
549
00:29:57,231 --> 00:30:00,100
They're gonna regret
trashing my house.
550
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,436
Fucking teenagers.
551
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,271
What is that costume even
supposed to be?
552
00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:07,007
Bro, what's up
with your house?
553
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:09,109
It's being destroyed.
554
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:12,547
We know you didn't get any
candy, so we got you covered.
555
00:30:14,181 --> 00:30:16,083
Okay, what's the mission status,
captain?
556
00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:21,322
Just hooked up the drone, and
I'm locking down on the enemy.
557
00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:23,090
What do you think
he's going to do?
558
00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:24,425
Something stupid.
559
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,093
How do you know?
560
00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:30,064
Because it's Billy.
He's bound to do something
stupid.
561
00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:32,266
What a stupid idiot.
562
00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:36,003
Move.
Get the fuck out of my way.
563
00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:38,238
Get the fuck out of my way.
Nice costume, bitch.
564
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,575
Get the fuck out.
I need to piss.
565
00:30:42,544 --> 00:30:43,911
Come on, my dick's full!
566
00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:45,379
Hey, Billy.
567
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,148
There's a better bathroom
in here.
568
00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:53,187
God is good.
569
00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:00,928
Holy shit.
Is that Sam's room?
570
00:31:00,961 --> 00:31:02,129
I can't hear
what they're saying.
571
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,898
Shh.
Be quiet and you listen.
572
00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,401
Take it out, Billy.
573
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,670
Trish, I got to piss.
574
00:31:08,703 --> 00:31:11,305
Then do it.
575
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:14,576
If you'll let me hold it.
576
00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:17,244
You are so fucking weird,
Trish.
577
00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,614
Is that suck time?
578
00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:21,616
That's not suck time.
579
00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:27,522
Boys, we just hit
the mother lode.
580
00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,526
Sorry, Jack, you shouldn't
be seeing this.
581
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,666
Fuck my life.
582
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:46,340
Listen up, all you
scumbags and scumballs.
583
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:49,076
Now, pay attention to the TV.
584
00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:50,377
Hit 'em, Gary.
585
00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,479
When I was a kid,
I thought I had
586
00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,948
the coolest sister
in the world.
587
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:56,049
God, Gary,
what are you doing?
588
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,519
But I was wrong.
589
00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:59,554
I mean, what happened
to you, Samantha?
590
00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:01,221
You could have been tough.
591
00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:03,457
You could have kicked ass
in the ring,
592
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,325
and you could have been
a legend.
593
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:07,060
But then you walked away.
594
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,663
You abandoned the ring...
595
00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,131
Let's go!
You get that shit, Gary?!
596
00:32:11,165 --> 00:32:12,266
Yeah!
597
00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:14,968
...the fans, Jack, Miles.
598
00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:19,339
You abandoned me
599
00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:20,974
and all the respect you earned
600
00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,744
for someone
who treats you like shit.
601
00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:27,014
Oh, my God, Trish,
Sam is such a fucking idiot.
602
00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:29,183
We throw the best party
of the fucking year,
603
00:32:29,216 --> 00:32:30,552
and then she tries
to kick everybody out.
604
00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,219
She's such a fucking moron,
dude.
605
00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,622
What did you expect?
She's not cool.
606
00:32:34,656 --> 00:32:37,559
She hangs out
with little boys.
607
00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,226
Yo, Billy.
608
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,095
Can't you see
I'm doing someone -- something?
609
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:44,097
Sam's little brother's
on TV talking shit
610
00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,165
about you out there.
611
00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:48,435
Come on, let's go.
612
00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:50,538
Get the fuck up.
Get your clothes on. Let's go.
613
00:32:50,572 --> 00:32:52,540
Look, she fucking plays
with action figures
614
00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:54,107
and is into wrestling.
615
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,243
It was so fucking hard
not to laugh
616
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,679
in her fucking face
when I found out.
617
00:32:57,712 --> 00:32:59,480
Oh, my God.
618
00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,348
Did you see
her costume tonight?
619
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,618
She looks like
a fucking child.
620
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:10,224
Take it out, Billy.
621
00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:11,626
Trish, I got to piss.
622
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:14,194
Then do it.
623
00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:17,231
If you'll let me hold it.
624
00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:20,635
You are so fucking weird,
Trish.
625
00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:24,572
Oh!
626
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:27,040
- Get it everywhere.
- I know!
627
00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:28,810
Oh, my God.
628
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,812
That's the respect
you deserve
629
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:33,180
when you betray
your teammates.
630
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,450
Your boyfriend's pissing
all over your room.
631
00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:39,486
This dumb little fucker
is still in this house.
632
00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:41,154
You're the one with no life,
633
00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:42,657
and you're the one
who's a gutless loser!
634
00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:46,393
Just like you
and your stupid new friends!
635
00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:47,829
You good?
636
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,496
That was a bit harsh
at the end there.
637
00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,231
I really deserved it.
638
00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:54,401
So, yeah, fuck you,
Billy and Daryl --
639
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:56,771
- Billy's here!
- Let go of him!
640
00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,674
Get your pissy hands
off me!
641
00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:01,341
Get off of me!
642
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,510
Move!
643
00:34:07,749 --> 00:34:09,416
What is this?
Ritual murder?
644
00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,251
Looks like
a circle jerk to me.
645
00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:13,253
No, I'm not gonna
murder you, kid.
646
00:34:13,287 --> 00:34:14,321
Just gonna break
all the other bones
647
00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:16,658
in your shitty little body.
648
00:34:16,691 --> 00:34:18,626
Sam, help us.
649
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:21,261
Yeah, Sam.
Have a heart.
650
00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:22,797
We're so sorry.
651
00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:24,632
You boys like to wrestle,
huh?
652
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:28,670
Ow, my arm!
653
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,337
Let him go!
654
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,673
Don't worry. It's not real.
It's just wrestling.
655
00:34:31,706 --> 00:34:33,440
Let go of us!
656
00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:35,810
Sam, he's gonna break my fucking
arm. Help me out here!
657
00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:39,514
You liked my moves,
didn't you, Sam?
658
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,784
You fucking asshole.
659
00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:45,520
Hey, who wants to see Dallas
break this kid's fucking arm?
660
00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,387
- Yeah!
- No, no!
661
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,523
No, you don't.
662
00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:49,857
Are you joking, man?
663
00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,458
Come on!
664
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,628
No, man,
I'm not fucking doing that.
665
00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:57,297
Dallas!
Dallas! Dallas!
666
00:34:57,331 --> 00:34:58,900
Stop! Stop! No.
667
00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,802
- Stop!
- Dallas! Dallas!
668
00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:03,236
No!
I'm not fucking doing that.
669
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,639
-Stop!
-You fucking coward!
670
00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:06,340
I'll do it myself!
671
00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:07,441
No, Billy, wait!
672
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:23,524
Is that a-a fucking...
673
00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:36,904
Are you fucking kidding me?
674
00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,941
Why are you acting like a bunch
of scared little kids?
675
00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:41,943
It's just one of their stupid
fucking pranks!
676
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,176
No reason
to break up the party.
677
00:35:44,779 --> 00:35:46,547
Aaah!
678
00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:49,316
It's aliens!
679
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,854
Let's go!
680
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,235
Where's Sam?!
681
00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,706
Sam!
682
00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:14,274
Gary!
683
00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:36,531
Fucking arms off me,
you alien fuck!
684
00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,766
Shit!
685
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,334
Help!
Sam, help!
686
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,436
Sam!
687
00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:45,640
Get off!
688
00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,811
Sam!
689
00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:53,246
No!
690
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,816
Please stop!
691
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:57,952
Sam!
692
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,859
Please go away!
693
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,706
Gary.
694
00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:33,420
Gary?
695
00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:38,593
Gary?
696
00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:43,463
Gary!
697
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:45,800
Hey, do you know where
they took my brother?
698
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:48,435
Please, help me.
Please, we have to do something.
699
00:37:49,904 --> 00:37:51,706
They took them to the water.
700
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,776
God damn it.
701
00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,851
I'm coming for you guys.
702
00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:57,899
Gary.
703
00:40:00,134 --> 00:40:01,802
Gary?
704
00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:05,940
Gary?!
705
00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,979
Gary?!
706
00:40:36,737 --> 00:40:38,471
Gary?!
707
00:40:41,275 --> 00:40:42,977
Gary?
708
00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,509
Help me!
709
00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,054
Billy, please, help me!
710
00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:12,867
Billy, help me!
711
00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:18,639
Help, Billy!
712
00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:21,208
Billy, please, help me!
713
00:42:26,881 --> 00:42:29,016
Please, Billy, help me!
714
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,987
-What do you want me to do?!
-I'm scared!
715
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,623
Just get a fucking grip, man!
You got to fucking do something!
716
00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:38,292
Get the fuck off
and stop fucking talking!
717
00:42:38,325 --> 00:42:40,961
I don't want to die!
718
00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,339
Trish.
719
00:43:30,945 --> 00:43:32,646
No, no!
720
00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:36,684
What the fuck are you doing?!
Fuck you!
721
00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:39,753
I fucking always had your back!
Son of a bitch!
722
00:43:39,787 --> 00:43:41,989
No!
What the fuck?!
723
00:43:42,022 --> 00:43:43,791
Get the fuck off of me!
Where are you taking me?!
724
00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:44,992
Guys!
Come on, this is our chance!
725
00:43:45,025 --> 00:43:47,328
-Not happening!
-Get off him!
726
00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:51,165
Gary.
727
00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:54,869
Gary!
728
00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,671
Your hands taste like shit!
729
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:01,675
Ow!
Guys, guys, guys!
730
00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,878
Bye, loser!
Can't wait to watch you die!
731
00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:06,147
Guys, guys, guys!
732
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:08,215
Help!
Guys, help!
733
00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,817
I'm not ready to die yet!
734
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:10,918
Please, help!
735
00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:14,054
No!
736
00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:17,224
No! What the fuck?!
What is this shit?!
737
00:44:17,258 --> 00:44:19,760
Billy, you fucking piece
of shit!
738
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,463
Where the fuck am I?
What are you gonna do to me?
739
00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:24,932
Who the fuck are you?
740
00:44:24,965 --> 00:44:26,267
What do you want from me?
741
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,869
Fuck.
Just let me go.
742
00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:30,471
Somebody help me!
743
00:44:30,505 --> 00:44:34,108
Holy shit!
You're sick, man!
744
00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:37,044
Listen, my dad's a doctor, okay?
I'll take you to him.
745
00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,180
He can help you.
All right? Just let me go.
746
00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:43,284
No.
Don't put that shit on me.
747
00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:45,853
Fuck off. No.
Get that shit away.
748
00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:48,722
No! No!
749
00:44:48,756 --> 00:44:50,191
No!
750
00:44:50,224 --> 00:44:51,759
No!
751
00:44:54,261 --> 00:44:56,197
Get it off me!
752
00:45:06,273 --> 00:45:07,942
Guys, I can't move.
Help!
753
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:09,777
You've got garbage breath!
754
00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:12,813
Watch your friend die.
Watch your fucking friend die.
755
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:14,181
No!
756
00:45:14,215 --> 00:45:17,184
Billy, let go of them,
you fucking asshole!
757
00:45:17,218 --> 00:45:18,886
- Say it!
- I'm so sorry!
758
00:45:18,919 --> 00:45:21,455
Say it!
Say you're sorry!
759
00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:26,293
No, stop!
Sam!
760
00:45:26,327 --> 00:45:28,395
Shh. Shh.
761
00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,071
Sam, hurry!
762
00:45:39,473 --> 00:45:41,375
-Yeah!
-Holy shit!
763
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,210
Get the fuck off me!
764
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:50,784
Sam, look out!
765
00:45:53,821 --> 00:45:55,189
Fuck yeah!
766
00:45:58,359 --> 00:46:00,227
You fucking murderized
them all.
767
00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:01,929
Where did you get
the crazy sword?
768
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,132
I stole it off a dead body.
769
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,134
Whoa. Sick.
770
00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,169
Where's Billy?
771
00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,840
Shit.
772
00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:15,042
I can't see a fucking thing.
773
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,379
Fuck do I get out of here?
774
00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:23,350
Dallas?
775
00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:26,420
Dallas?
776
00:46:35,429 --> 00:46:37,599
Holy fuck, buddy,
is that you?
777
00:46:37,632 --> 00:46:39,900
Dallas?
778
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:42,236
What the fuck
did they do to you?
779
00:46:42,269 --> 00:46:44,438
Aah!
780
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:47,207
Fuck!
781
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,412
Holy shit!
782
00:46:51,445 --> 00:46:53,080
Go that way!
783
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:55,115
That way!
Go!
784
00:47:00,921 --> 00:47:03,257
Billy?
Hey, no, that's my gear!
785
00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:04,892
See you, fuckers.
786
00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:10,364
I hope a shark bites out your
fucking throat, you coward!
787
00:47:11,465 --> 00:47:13,167
Guys, we need to go.
788
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,235
Take this. Swim as fast
as you can. Don't turn back.
789
00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:18,640
Guys, I don't think
I can do this.
790
00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,941
It doesn't matter.
We have to.
791
00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:49,103
Where's Jack?!
792
00:47:49,136 --> 00:47:51,905
I don't know.
Where's Sam?
793
00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:54,241
Where are you guys?
794
00:48:05,018 --> 00:48:06,286
Sam!
795
00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,423
Sam!
796
00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:14,562
Sam!
797
00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,965
Get to the dock.
Quickly.
798
00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:19,099
Okay.
799
00:48:24,972 --> 00:48:27,007
Come on, Gary!
Come on.
800
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:36,150
Oh, my God.
801
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,723
Come on, I have to go back!
802
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:45,025
We can't. Those fucking aliens
will get us.
803
00:48:45,058 --> 00:48:47,094
But she went out there
to save us.
804
00:48:47,127 --> 00:48:50,264
Listen, if we go back,
we're screwed.
805
00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:52,232
But it's my fault
that they're dead anyways!
806
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,034
I was such a dick!
807
00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:57,004
Listen, man,
we were just kids being kids.
808
00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:59,973
We're allowed to be
pieces of shit sometimes.
809
00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:07,114
My parents were never there
for me, but Sam always was.
810
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:11,619
And now my best friend and my
only sister are fucking dead!
811
00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:26,568
We have to go back.
812
00:49:28,503 --> 00:49:30,605
I'm coming with you.
813
00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:31,773
All right.
814
00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:34,341
Count of three.
Three, two...
815
00:49:35,476 --> 00:49:37,411
I got him!
816
00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:38,746
Sam!
Sam, you're okay!
817
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,247
Jack!
818
00:49:41,616 --> 00:49:43,984
We got to fucking go!
They're coming!
819
00:49:46,353 --> 00:49:48,623
He's not breathing!
820
00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:51,458
Flashlight.
821
00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:55,128
Sam.
Sam, he's not breathing.
822
00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:56,497
I know that, Gary.
I know that.
823
00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:58,031
- Come on.
- Oh, my God.
824
00:49:58,065 --> 00:49:59,601
Is he dead?
825
00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,706
- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- Come on.
826
00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:06,774
Jack, please.
Wake up.
827
00:50:06,808 --> 00:50:08,610
Wake the fuck up, man!
828
00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:10,210
Come on, Jack.
829
00:50:10,244 --> 00:50:11,779
Jack, okay, don't die on us.
830
00:50:16,383 --> 00:50:19,052
Jack, they're coming!
Here they come!
831
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:20,722
Fuck.
Come on.
832
00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:22,757
Come on,
they're here!
833
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:24,626
Fuck, don't stop!
834
00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:26,694
Come on, fuck!
Wake up, Jack!
835
00:50:26,728 --> 00:50:28,730
Breathe!
Fucking breathe!
836
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:31,064
Fucking breathe!
837
00:50:31,098 --> 00:50:33,100
Come on, Jack!
838
00:50:35,803 --> 00:50:37,337
Jack, you're alive!
839
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:41,375
-Jack, you're alive.
-I'm alive?
840
00:50:42,544 --> 00:50:45,112
-Go! Run!
-Oh, fuck! Go!
841
00:50:47,114 --> 00:50:48,683
-Go!
-Run, run!
842
00:50:57,659 --> 00:50:59,092
Come on, we got to go!
843
00:51:03,531 --> 00:51:04,732
Come on, open the door!
844
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:05,867
It's not opening!
It's locked!
845
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,468
Sam, why is the door locked?
846
00:51:08,503 --> 00:51:11,271
Fucking right, it's locked.
Everything is locked.
847
00:51:11,305 --> 00:51:12,574
None of you fucks
are getting in.
848
00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:15,577
Open the fucking door!
It's our house!
849
00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:17,377
It's mine now.
850
00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:20,247
Billy, why are you
doing this to us?
851
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,850
Because you guys are a bunch
of fucking losers,
852
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:25,620
and no one's gonna give a fuck
if you guys disappear.
853
00:51:25,653 --> 00:51:27,354
Fuck you, Billy!
854
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,222
You're a piece
of fucking garbage,
855
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,358
and you're the one who has
the shrimp dick!
856
00:51:32,492 --> 00:51:34,161
Guys?
857
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,402
You guys remember Dallas.
858
00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:44,137
Ooh, he's looking
pretty sharp.
859
00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:48,843
Go!
860
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,177
Go!
861
00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:51,746
Fuck!
862
00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,251
Fuck off, Dallas!
863
00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:26,213
Come on!
Get to the woods!
864
00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:32,720
Come on!
865
00:52:32,754 --> 00:52:35,255
-Go!
-Right behind you!
866
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,529
Fuck! Fuck.
867
00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:45,265
Fuck.
868
00:52:52,907 --> 00:52:54,441
Fuck!
869
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:56,878
Fuck! Fuck!
870
00:52:57,945 --> 00:53:00,480
What the fuck?!
My fucking car!
871
00:53:00,515 --> 00:53:02,784
What the fuck?!
872
00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,990
You always were
such a fucking idiot!
873
00:53:12,794 --> 00:53:14,261
Fuck!
874
00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:27,441
They're following us!
875
00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:30,243
Don't let them catch you!
Bike faster!
876
00:53:30,277 --> 00:53:32,279
I don't think
we can outbike this.
877
00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,916
Follow me!
878
00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,729
Follow me!
879
00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:57,605
Get down, get down.
880
00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:02,944
Shh!
Guys, stay quiet.
881
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:33,440
What?
Where'd they go?
882
00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:35,442
I don't know.
883
00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:37,444
Did they finally leave?
884
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:38,946
I hope so.
885
00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,756
You guys okay?
886
00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:51,324
I've never been this cold
in my life.
887
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:53,728
Whoa, whoa.
Miles, deep breaths, okay?
888
00:54:53,761 --> 00:54:56,296
We're gonna be all right.
889
00:54:58,065 --> 00:55:01,068
I think the aliens
were using human skin
890
00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:04,038
to fuel their spaceship.
891
00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:08,042
I don't want my body
to be alien fuel.
892
00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:12,814
I'm never gonna see
my mom again, am I?
893
00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:18,351
We're gonna get through this
together. All right, buddy?
894
00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,591
Uh, Sam...
895
00:55:29,462 --> 00:55:34,569
I'm sorry for being such a piece
of shit to you all this time.
896
00:55:34,602 --> 00:55:36,637
You were always there for me,
897
00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:39,640
even when
our own parents weren't.
898
00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:42,009
And I just didn't
want you to leave.
899
00:55:42,043 --> 00:55:45,478
Hey, Gary.
Gary.
900
00:55:45,513 --> 00:55:46,914
I'm your sister.
901
00:55:48,149 --> 00:55:50,450
I'm not going anywhere.
902
00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:55,823
-I love you, okay?
-I love you too.
903
00:55:57,592 --> 00:55:59,660
Okay.
904
00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:03,064
So, what do we do now?
905
00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:06,000
I mean, someone must have seen
what just happened here.
906
00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:10,037
Just stay put
and wait for help.
907
00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:16,544
Go!
908
00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:19,479
Go! Run!
909
00:56:25,186 --> 00:56:26,554
Run to the barn!
910
00:56:37,932 --> 00:56:39,432
What do you want?!
911
00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:43,871
Stay the fuck away from us!
912
00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:53,080
You want to dance?
913
00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:56,918
Let's go!
914
00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:05,660
Aah!
915
00:57:09,163 --> 00:57:10,965
Enjoy the view.
916
00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:18,438
Sam!
Sam, come on!
917
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:29,650
Close the door.
918
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,155
-Did we lose them?
-I fucking hope so.
919
00:57:34,188 --> 00:57:36,791
Okay, let's just
find a place to hide.
920
00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:38,526
Let's go.
921
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:40,661
Hey!
Hey, let go of her!
922
00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,863
Get the fuck
out of my hiding spot.
923
00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:45,232
What's your problem, Billy?
Let her go.
924
00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,234
Yeah, let her go.
925
00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:53,641
Billy, get your hands
off my sister.
926
00:57:53,674 --> 00:57:57,678
She saved all of our lives,
including yours.
927
00:57:57,712 --> 00:57:59,947
She saved me?
928
00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:01,882
No.
929
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:03,951
I saved her.
930
00:58:05,653 --> 00:58:07,888
Gave her a chance
to be popular.
931
00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:10,658
Treated her like a queen,
and what did she do?
932
00:58:10,691 --> 00:58:14,628
She threw the worst party ever,
and now we're all going to die!
933
00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:18,265
Billy, I swear to fucking God,
let her go!
934
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,167
Billy, don't.
935
00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:21,569
Shut up!
936
00:58:21,602 --> 00:58:22,937
This is
your last fucking chance.
937
00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:24,605
Let her go now!
938
00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,507
Be quiet.
939
00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:30,611
He'll hear you.
940
00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,079
Who?
941
00:58:32,113 --> 00:58:35,049
So your best friend
is still trying to kill you?
942
00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,917
Okay.
943
00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:38,119
How about this?
944
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:43,557
You let her go right now,
maybe I won't scream so loud
945
00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:45,159
that Dallas will be here
in a couple seconds!
946
00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,795
-Shut your mouth!
-No!
947
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,031
You shut
your shitty-ass mouth!
948
00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:52,333
Yeah, I'm tired of hearing
and smelling shit
949
00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:54,602
coming out of your face hole!
950
00:58:54,635 --> 00:58:56,170
What?
951
00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,272
-You heard me!
-Yeah!
952
00:58:58,305 --> 00:59:00,007
Fine, fine, fine.
953
00:59:00,041 --> 00:59:02,309
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
954
00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:03,911
I'll just kill
your fucking sister!
955
00:59:03,944 --> 00:59:06,013
You're a psycho, Billy!
956
00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,215
Night-night, Billy.
957
00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:09,717
Yeah!
958
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,218
Die, Billy!
959
00:59:11,252 --> 00:59:12,787
Suck crystal!
960
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,688
- Go, Jack!
- Fuck you!
961
00:59:16,123 --> 00:59:18,659
Let's feed him to Dallas!
962
00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:23,597
Oh!
963
00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:27,301
Aah!
964
00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,338
No!
965
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,342
Oh, fuck.
966
00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,845
Jack!
967
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,015
You fucking monster!
968
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:45,619
Jack!
969
00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,224
You.
970
00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:52,893
Billy, what did you do?
971
00:59:53,928 --> 00:59:56,730
It's not my fault, Sam.
You made me do this.
972
00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:58,365
I didn't make you do this.
973
00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:01,702
I didn't make you do anything!
You did this!
974
01:00:01,735 --> 01:00:03,737
I said shut the fuck up
or he'll hear you!
975
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:11,745
Billy.
976
01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:12,847
Billy.
977
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,949
Oh, shit, it's Dallas.
978
01:00:15,382 --> 01:00:16,717
Billy!
979
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,285
Let's go!
980
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,156
Go, go, go, go, go!
981
01:00:22,189 --> 01:00:24,992
-Come on!
-No, where the fuck you going?
982
01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:26,660
Slow the fuck down!
983
01:00:32,066 --> 01:00:33,667
The attic.
Let's go.
984
01:00:33,701 --> 01:00:35,903
-Okay.
-I'm gonna fucking kill you!
985
01:00:40,975 --> 01:00:44,411
Fuck you,
you fucking maniac.
986
01:00:45,813 --> 01:00:46,814
Ah!
987
01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,782
Broke my fucking nose.
988
01:00:55,055 --> 01:00:56,157
Holy shit!
989
01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:57,291
Go, go, go!
990
01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:59,059
Gary, they're coming!
991
01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:02,163
Why won't these fucking
aliens leave us alone?!
992
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,402
Dallas.
993
01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:11,739
Look, I fucked up.
994
01:01:11,772 --> 01:01:14,008
I was scared.
995
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,809
I know you're still
in there, bro.
996
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:20,114
I know you're still my buddy.
997
01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:23,184
So fucking fight it, man.
Fucking fight it!
998
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:26,086
Aaaaaah!
999
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,302
Hurry the fuck up!
1000
01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:49,009
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
1001
01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:50,411
Oh, Jack.
1002
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,454
Oh, my God!
1003
01:02:01,789 --> 01:02:03,123
Gary, look out!
1004
01:02:04,325 --> 01:02:05,359
Hey, Dallas.
1005
01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:10,231
Come on, I never did anything
to you.
1006
01:02:14,835 --> 01:02:16,337
Please, I'm sorry!
1007
01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:18,272
Please!
1008
01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:26,247
Holy shit!
1009
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,848
Sam, be careful!
Watch out!
1010
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,454
Oh, fuck.
1011
01:02:36,524 --> 01:02:38,359
Dropkick.
1012
01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:46,233
Sam, do the dropkick!
1013
01:02:47,602 --> 01:02:49,203
Sorry, Dallas.
1014
01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:50,371
Aah!
1015
01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,880
-Aah!
-Gary!
1016
01:03:04,918 --> 01:03:06,320
Don't let go, Gary!
1017
01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:09,056
I'm holding on!
1018
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:16,964
Hold on, Gary!
1019
01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:20,134
I'm slipping!
I'm slipping!
1020
01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:22,903
No, you're fucking not!
Hold on to my hand!
1021
01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:26,106
Aaah!
1022
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:28,510
No!
No, Gary!
1023
01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:36,016
Gary, hold on!
Hold on!
1024
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,986
Sam, help!
1025
01:03:39,019 --> 01:03:40,588
Sam!
1026
01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,957
Help!
1027
01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:46,093
Somebody help us!
1028
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:49,463
Please, help!
1029
01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:53,267
Help us!
Please!
1030
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,402
Holy shit!
1031
01:03:55,436 --> 01:03:57,104
What are we gonna do?
1032
01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,407
Grand finale.
1033
01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:02,276
What?
1034
01:04:02,309 --> 01:04:06,013
The grand finale.
1035
01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:11,619
Send those aliens to hell,
and tell them Jack sent them.
1036
01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:15,489
You're a fucking genius, buddy.
Don't die on me!
1037
01:04:24,331 --> 01:04:26,433
Fuck space.
1038
01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:38,412
Holy shit!
1039
01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:47,921
Aaah!
1040
01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:49,323
Help!
1041
01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:51,058
Help us!
1042
01:04:51,091 --> 01:04:52,493
Please!
1043
01:05:04,304 --> 01:05:06,173
Grand finale.
1044
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,642
Holy shit!
1045
01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,042
You did it, Jack.
1046
01:05:12,547 --> 01:05:14,181
Sam, catch!
1047
01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:25,426
I told you I kick ass
with a sword.
1048
01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:27,261
Whoa!
1049
01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:31,699
Jack!
1050
01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:33,535
-Jack, are you okay?
-Is he all right?
1051
01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:34,669
Barely.
1052
01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:37,171
Hey, Jack.
Hey, buddy.
1053
01:05:37,204 --> 01:05:40,207
Hey, Jack.
1054
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,543
Jack, hey.
1055
01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:43,745
What happened?
1056
01:05:43,778 --> 01:05:46,213
Where am I?
1057
01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:50,685
There was just
a little accident.
1058
01:05:50,718 --> 01:05:53,655
But you're in our clubhouse.
You're gonna be fine.
1059
01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:55,523
We're gonna get you some help,
okay?
1060
01:05:55,557 --> 01:05:58,058
What happened to the aliens?
1061
01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:01,663
Blew them up.
1062
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,698
It was fucking awesome.
1063
01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:05,533
Come on.
Help me get him up.
1064
01:06:09,504 --> 01:06:11,371
Come on, Jack.
Stay with us, Jack.
1065
01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:13,240
-Sam...
-Stop, stop.
1066
01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,612
Hey, Jack, what is it?
1067
01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:24,418
Will you protect the crystal?
1068
01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:35,295
With my life, buddy.
1069
01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:38,365
You're the coolest.
1070
01:06:41,569 --> 01:06:43,203
Jack, Jack.
1071
01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:44,739
Wake up.
Come on!
1072
01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:46,508
Stay with us, Jack.
Come on.
1073
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:49,209
Jack. Jack, Jack!
1074
01:06:49,243 --> 01:06:50,377
Come on, Jack.
Stay with us.
1075
01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:51,546
Jack, come on.
1076
01:06:51,579 --> 01:06:54,147
Come on, Jack.
Come on.
1077
01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:55,617
Jack.
1078
01:06:56,751 --> 01:07:00,087
Jack.
Come on, Jack.
1079
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,556
Come on!
Come on, Jack.
1080
01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:10,097
Shit, shit, shit!
1081
01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:13,367
Shit, why now?!
1082
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,369
Give us
a fucking break already!
1083
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:36,156
We got kids.
Bag them.
1084
01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:40,494
They're fucking here.
1085
01:07:40,528 --> 01:07:42,095
Our friend is dying.
You got to help us.
1086
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:44,464
Please help --
1087
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,235
Sam, no!
1088
01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:50,672
Get it off me!
1089
01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:10,758
Take it away.
1090
01:14:15,089 --> 01:14:19,026
Oh, my God.
Family portrait is ruined.
1091
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,828
I mean, what happened here?
1092
01:14:20,861 --> 01:14:22,663
Did they have
a party here?
1093
01:14:22,697 --> 01:14:23,898
You got to be kidding me.
1094
01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:26,200
They turned our house
into a shithole?
1095
01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:28,169
Sam, how could you
let this happen?
1096
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,738
This is gonna cost
a fortune to fix!
1097
01:14:30,771 --> 01:14:32,273
Where's Gary?
1098
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,708
I'm so...
1099
01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:35,743
- Samantha!
- ...angry!
1100
01:14:35,776 --> 01:14:36,877
I don't even know where --
1101
01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:38,612
I can't believe
we trusted them!
1102
01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:41,716
You're the one who wanted
to have them! Ohh!
1103
01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:44,885
-Is that thing on?
-You've got to be kidding me!
1104
01:14:44,919 --> 01:14:46,954
I mean, our place is fucked!
1105
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:49,190
Gary, if this has
something to do with your movie,
1106
01:14:49,223 --> 01:14:50,925
I'm gonna ground you
and your sister
1107
01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:52,626
for the rest of your lives.
1108
01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:55,229
These damn kids don't deserve
parents like us.
1109
01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:02,169
What's happening?!