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[Jane] Nikita Russian.
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[Daniel] He had this look about him.
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[Lucie] He was someone
that you would notice
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and, like, instantly respect.
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[Daniel] This was an opportunity
to start a new life.
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[Lucie] I'd given up a really good job.
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I'd walked away
from my home, my boyfriend.
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[Jane] They were so excited
I thought that,
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"This show is gonna
change my life forever."
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[Tim] I'm off for a year,
I'm gonna make £100,000.
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I'll see ya then.
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[Harry Hill] Thirty grown men and women
gave up their jobs and homes for a year
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to be in a reality TV show
that doesn't exist.
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Why you do that?
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[audience laughter]
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[thunder breaks]
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[John] It was all smoke and mirrors.
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Ah!
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[Tim] It wasn't real.
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[Jane] What do you mean it's not real?
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[John] No Channel 4 commission.
The guy works in a bookshop.
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None of it existed.
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We had real strong, angry feelings
towards Nik Russian.
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How could you do this?
What were you thinking?
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[Jane] I remember John, he was saying,
"I'm gonna go in there.
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I'm gonna kill that Nik.
I'm gonna kill him."
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[John] This is a complete clusterfuck.
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What the fuck to do.
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He'd made thirty people
give up everything,
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move to London, thinking they're gonna
take part in a massive TV show
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and then crashed their lives into a ditch.
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[Nik] Nobody has heard my side of this.
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People seem to be cooking up
that I did this for malicious motives.
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I was trying to produce a TV show.
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People sign up
to eat kangaroo anuses in the jungle,
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but going off on a mission
to try and make money,
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to me, it didn't seem like
such a massive thing.
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I thought people had signed up
for absolutely anything.
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But it hasn't really worked
the way I was hoping it would work.
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I don't think Nik Russian realises
quite how close
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some of us came to...
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stomping on his head.
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[Lucie] Has he just
left a pile of clothes?
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[Maria] Well, we don't know,
we can't really tell what's in it.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Do you think...
Is it stuff he can live without?
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After Nik had slept in Tim's flat,
he made a quick sharp exit.
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[Tim] This is the guy's bag.
Nikita Russian.
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[Jane] When he'd gone,
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{\an8}that's when everyone was like,
"Right, what we gonna do?"
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"What are we gonna do about this?"
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[Tim] Just underneath here...
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[Maria] To expose Nik
and what we've been caught into,
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we should contact papers
and stuff like that.
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Absolutely. I totally agree.
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-[woman 1] Yeah.
-[woman 2] Yeah.
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[John] There was a bit of a plan
that was hatched
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{\an8}to not get some payback, but, er...
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actually no, probably get some payback.
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We're just trying to get something
in the papers or on TV, or whatever.
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I'll get some more production companies
from contacts,
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you've got the television
company ones there.
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Yeah, I've got the television,
I've got BBC local radio.
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[Tim] My name's Tim Eagle.
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I'm a contestant on a reality TV show
that's gone wrong.
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You wanna be on the telly,
you wanna make telly,
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I'm gonna put you on a fucking telly,
mate, see what you think about that.
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Alright? Here we go.
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[Tim] He's called Nikita Russian.
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It's Nikita Russian Productions.
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I had a friend who knew about
how to break news stories, you know.
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{\an8}So I contacted him and he gave me
the contact at London Tonight.
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[London Tonight theme tune plays]
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Tonight: pay up or get out.
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MPs demand the royals living
at your expense foot the bill
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or leave the luxury of Kensington Palace.
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[London Tonight theme tune plays]
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We've got... I mean, we've got...
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We've got the contracts
and things like that.
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We've got all the stuff that we signed.
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Yeah.
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Brilliant. Alright, thank you.
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Cheers, bye.
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Yeah, they're gonna show up
at 9.30 tomorrow morning.
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[cheers]
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Fuck, we gotta get up really early.
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[Jane] It was just so exciting.
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Oh, my God!
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They're actually coming!
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[cheers]
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We're gonna be on London Tonight news.
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The whole world is going to see us.
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I wonder if it really is gonna
now turn into something.
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It's the power of dreaming, isn't it?
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It became a mission to, er,
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hoist him by his own petard.
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We need to get those tapes back
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off the guy who's editing.
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We need to get them back right now.
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I went off on the bus with John
at one point to meet the editor.
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He has this box of tapes.
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We went to see the editor.
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We re-claimed our footage so we can
show it to London Tonight and the papers.
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The footage of us turning up in the park.
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So, we've done that
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and we're on the way back now.
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And I have just texted our team
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because Nik is back at the place
waiting for us.
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And that's why this just beeped.
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[Daniel] Someone said, "Nik's here."
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[laughter]
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[Nick] No, you still look like
you're getting up now.
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[Daniel] He came back
into that environment.
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{\an8}How could he? I would never have thought
anyone would be that stupid or brave.
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[Nik] There wasn't somewhere else
for me to go to.
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I'd given up my... home.
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{\an8}I was as marooned and homeless
as the other people there.
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[Jane] Nik came back.
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I mean, that's just, like... crazy.
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So he did us a favour.
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We were able to corner him.
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[Tim] We didn't tell Nik
that the TV were coming.
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So then it all become about,
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Mission: Keep Nikita Russian in the Flat.
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I don't know if you've ever been
held captive by a group of people.
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But, er, I wouldn't recommend it
as an experience.
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It was frightening.
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Mentally, I was falling apart
a little bit.
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Basically.
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I was in a very bad way.
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[Rosy] Lucie, are you going to be long?
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Okay, because, erm,
they wanna start filming.
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[Jane] I remember him
sitting on the carpet.
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I remember somebody making him a brew.
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And then we all sort of surrounded him,
and he was sat, actually, there.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I literally had three days
in which to organise my life.
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Pack my entire life into my suitcase,
cancel everything.
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I was actually a dancer
for the Commonwealth Games.
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I got chosen, I got picked,
I went for the audition.
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[Nick] It's not like you're just
fucking with people's lives,
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you're fucking with their dreams,
people's dreams.
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That's, like, sacred
that you're fucking with.
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[Maria] That's, like, satanic
to do something like that.
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I intended to start
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this part of my career
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and start my life properly
doing this as well...
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[woman] We don't want to hear about you.
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[Maria] "This was my dream too."
I don't give a damn.
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I don't care if this was your dream,
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because right about now,
it's not about you,
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it's about 30 other people.
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[Lucie] He was saying things like,
"This is my dream."
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{\an8}I didn't really choose
to be in your dream.
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I wanted to be in my dream.
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Without any...
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cameramen, or you know,
the cameramen that you need,
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and all the equipment
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and everything, everything,
you do not have a show.
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And what we feel is
you've got a bunch of...
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people that feel like absolute mugs,
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and I don't quite know really...
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[interviewer] Did it feel a bit like
you were getting revenge?
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Sounds awful, getting revenge.
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But it probably did.
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[laughter]
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Yeah.
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[Maria] The media
don't even know about it.
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I don't believe that you ever
had negotiations with Channel 4.
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I don't believe that there's
any other cable channel interested.
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[Lucie] You don't give us any information.
You don't answer any of our questions.
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And you don't look at us.
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[Maria] No eye contact at all.
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[Lucie] Your body language is so negative.
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You either don't know
or you're lying to us.
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I'm sorry if my body language is negative,
it's because I'm shit scared, frankly.
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[Maria]
Everybody who I've spoken to about it
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has said to me, "This guy was gonna
make you all earn the money
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and he was gonna run off with it."
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I'm sorry, that's just not true.
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The stress that I was under
by this point was...
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I vaguely remember there being, like,
a rising high-pitched mosquito sound
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going on in the back of my...
consciousness.
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The feeling of a loss of blood from me.
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I guess in between the fear
of what the hell was going on here,
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there was...
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on my mind, the feeling that...
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this could surely be better used
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if we focused it
on the actual project rather than...
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division.
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I thought these were people
who had the urgency and energy
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to burst out and get things done.
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I was trying to take the reality format
and produce a TV show.
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So that everyone could benefit.
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[crowds cheering]
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At that time, reality TV had a sense
of barely controlled anarchy.
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I wonder whether you remember
a show called The Word.
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They had a section in there called,
"I Would Do Anything to Get on TV."
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I'd do anything to get on TV.
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[Nik] People were being jubilant
about the fact that
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that had earned them some airtime.
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And I would think, you know,
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why isn't there something
a bit more constructive
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that we could all be doing
with that energy.
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-[rip]
-Jesus!
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[audience cheer and jeer]
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[Nik] What about if that energy
was to be focused in a particular way?
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I left home aged 16.
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I had no money.
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I was working in...
jobs that didn't pay very much.
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So I wanted to make something
where you could come away from the project
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with a nest egg, a business.
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The career step,
where everybody was equal,
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and it did what each person wanted
for that person.
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But things clearly were not going
as they were supposed to.
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In fact, it was all
about to get a lot worse.
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[doorbell rings]
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[Rosy chuckles] Fantastic.
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Sit on the bed, alright?
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We hadn't told him that London Tonight,
the news crew were gonna be coming round.
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And he got a bit of a shock when they did.
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What's happened here, mate?
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I've fucked up big time
with a reality TV project
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that was supposed to
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get a whole load of people
to achieve their dreams.
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And, erm...
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After a string of disasters and
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horrendous planning
and mistakes on my part
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that should never have happened,
it's all gone very, very wrong.
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He seemed to be really at breaking point.
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I think at that point,
when the news crew came around.
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But again, I was watching him, thinking...
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Are you at breaking point
or are you really enjoying this?
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[man]
What's their reception to you been like?
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It can't be great
sleeping in the same room.
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Is it the same flat
as 10 of your failed contestants?
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No, I've just been called satanic.
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[man] What are you gonna do next?
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What are you gonna do
to help this lot out?
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The only way I can help now is
we're trying to put together a pilot
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for a very scaled-down version of the show
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which we want to get in front of
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the same companies and other companies
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who we were talking to before.
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Perhaps we can salvage
something out of this.
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I remember having
the barrel of the camera...
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pointing at me in much the way
this camera is pointing at me right now.
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Did I know I was being shamed
at that moment? Yeah, absolutely.
249
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That was quite clearly the intention.
250
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But they obviously regarded it
as something they needed to do.
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I would have said, "If you're gonna get
a local news crew involved,
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try and use it
to stoke the project back up."
253
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"And why turn on me?"
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[man 1] So, what happens now?
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Are you sleeping here as well?
256
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I slept here last night.
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After tonight, I don't know
where I'm going to be sleeping.
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[man 1] Ok, mate, that'll do, nice one.
259
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Thank you very much, Nikita.
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[man 2] Any chance a few of you
could get back into your sleeping bags?
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[man 1] Means that you kind of create
a scene of crowded chaos.
262
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[John] They asked us
to get into sleeping bags
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and try to look a bit more
sort of... homeless.
264
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So we kind of played along with that
and hammed it up.
265
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[Jane] I mean, before I came here,
I've got two agents,
266
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I'm an actress, I'm also a singer,
267
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and the fact that it could be
a stepping stone to help my career,
268
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I chose this.
269
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But I am so regretting choosing this.
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I just can't believe it.
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[Tim] Well, I was really relishing this,
'cause I could see this kind of...
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layering of this mad story
going on in my front room.
273
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As the reality TV show contestants
being filmed, and they're being filmed,
274
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and this is being filmed,
and everybody's being filmed.
275
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You know.
276
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I think it was good telly, you know.
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The greatest show never made
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is now being made.
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[man] I think you probably need to get out
of that sleeping bag now.
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[laughter]
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[Jane] We did, like, erm...
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a shot where...
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we all had to look sort of really sad,
284
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and hold up our passports,
285
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to show that Nik Russian was the baddie.
286
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He was a bad boy.
287
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[laughter]
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I seem to remember some shaking of hands
some "thank you very muches"
289
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and off they went.
290
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Not shaking my hand, by the way,
291
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I should say shaking other people's hands,
like this was a deal that had been done.
292
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"We got what we needed,
thank you for providing that."
293
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That kind of thing. And off they went.
294
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There was this genuine
sense of achievement.
295
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I was satisfied with...
296
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what we'd done to Nik.
297
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With how we got our... own back on him.
298
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{\an8}He does look very...
Yeah, he looks defeated.
299
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It was probably something
that he wanted to do in his career.
300
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,640
After this, could you hire this man?
Probably not.
301
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So maybe his dream has gone too.
302
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[crash]
303
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Oh, my...
304
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[Nik] I keep making stuff.
305
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I've noticed that about myself.
306
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I know when I was a kid, I'd play around
making videos with my mate Mike.
307
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During the break, there has been
some interesting developments.
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[Nik] I think we were united by comedy.
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-[splash]
-Ah!
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[Nik] Just the fun of achieving
kind of a creative project,
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putting that together.
Imagining something, making it real.
312
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[laughing] We in the studio
are sealed off from this,
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but our reporter, Orville Dempson,
is in the middle of it.
314
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Here's his report.
315
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,560
[Nik] It was bland middle-class suburbia.
316
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,960
But my personal life was just
a very, very unhappy time.
317
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What was happening for me was misery.
318
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,200
I can't really go into detail
about what happened.
319
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,800
But by the time I was 15,
320
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it culminated in me ending up
in a very deep, dark place.
321
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I was just dysfunctional,
extraordinarily dysfunctional.
322
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My imagination was
the only place I could go to.
323
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Books were a holiday.
324
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They were somewhere
that I could escape to.
325
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I started writing.
326
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I wrote copiously.
327
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Stories about spaceships and aliens
and all that kind of malarkey.
328
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It fired up my imagination
and made me see what was possible in life
329
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and also in terms of
constructing alternative narratives.
330
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That's what really excited me.
331
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If it didn't work, fine,
start a new story,
332
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you can create a whole new platform
to spring off from.
333
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,640
I came out of childhood
with a massive identity crisis.
334
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,520
Without any sense of a "me" that was okay.
335
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:56,160
And I had such a self-hate
that I couldn't bear to hear my own name.
336
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,680
So I had to change it.
337
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,160
I changed my name a few different times.
338
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,680
And I think that's what was going on,
339
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,520
was I was trying out
a bunch of different potential identities.
340
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,200
I was sort of seeing
what might make some sort of a sense.
341
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,720
And I came out of it with...
342
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,760
a very silly name.
343
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,560
[muffled laughter]
344
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Nikita Russian.
345
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,720
That's the one.
346
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It was about establishing
an identity of my own.
347
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,560
I was determined to get hold of life
somewhere along the line.
348
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,560
-And who's the prat now? Nik.
-[Maria] Exactly, yeah.
349
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,440
[Tim] Nik left after he'd been filmed.
350
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,640
I had to go down and let him out the door.
351
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,040
Before he left, he said to Tim, er...
352
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,800
"Can I take that footage with me
to put into the pilot?"
353
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,760
He's enjoying!
354
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,240
[Tim] Yeah, I mean it makes a much
better documentary for him, doesn't it?
355
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,760
[interviewer] Did you really think
you could still make a show?
356
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,680
Yep.
357
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,280
Yeah.
358
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,280
I really felt like this was possible.
359
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,800
So now I'm at large on my own.
360
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,280
On the streets of London.
361
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,960
I've gotta try and figure out
what to do next.
362
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,160
So I spoke to a friend
who'd been involved from its inception.
363
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,720
We were best mates.
364
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,160
I hadn't spoken to him since I backed away
so I didn't know any of this was going on.
365
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,400
So I go and meet him in Waterloo
366
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,200
and the first thing I noticed,
he was shaking.
367
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,320
He stood me a pint in a pub.
368
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,240
While we were there,
London Tonight came on.
369
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,560
[London Tonight theme tune plays]
370
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,600
Turning now to showbiz
and the unglamorous side of reality TV.
371
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,840
The meteoric rise of programmes like
Big Brother and Survivor has led to many
372
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,920
seeing these game shows
and others like them
373
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as a passport to fame and fortune.
374
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,440
[male reporter] Some people will do
anything to get on the telly,
375
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,560
this lot did.
376
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,840
They gave up their homes,
jobs, cut all ties,
377
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,640
but a reality TV show where they had
to start from nothing and prosper...
378
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,960
This is better than Big Brother.
379
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,440
[male reporter]
...they're sleeping on a floor in Dalston.
380
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,120
Now, if you think they're miserable,
just take a look at this guy.
381
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,320
I know I'm a figure of hate now,
and I think rightly so.
382
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,960
Got my first taste of what it was like
to have all the people in the pub
383
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,040
look from the screen to me
and back to the screen,
384
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,760
and start pointing fingers and, er,
385
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,120
that was rather uncomfortable.
386
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,000
[Michael] To be on the news,
even the local news, is pretty big.
387
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,400
Nik's at the centre of this, er,
absolute chaos that he's created,
388
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,560
and there's people round him,
389
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,960
and they're shouting at him.
390
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:06,080
And I... I was annoyed,
I was annoyed with him because this is big
391
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,000
and also, you couldn't help
feeling a bit sorry for him.
392
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,480
There was an element of this
which was about
393
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,200
pushing through
and getting this thing to happen.
394
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,680
One of the things
I'd been told when I was a kid,
395
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,080
one of the things I'd had drummed into me,
396
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,600
was that it wasn't good enough
to start something and not finish it.
397
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,560
I wanted to try and show
that I could manage to do this.
398
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:34,000
Nik asked me to help him
sell his idea to media companies.
399
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,800
I just couldn't believe it.
400
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,720
What, now? Now you want to do this?
401
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,160
Could we not have done that six months ago
before this car crash?
402
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,160
He'd made 30 people give up everything,
403
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,080
move to London thinking they're gonna
take part in a massive TV show
404
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,760
and then crashed their lives into a ditch.
405
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,880
I screamed,
"I want nothing to do with this!"
406
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,080
I was so angry.
407
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,080
That was actually...
408
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,000
That was my last ever conversation
I've had with him for 20 years.
409
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,960
Still, yeah, not spoken to him since.
410
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,440
He agreed that he was gonna
go his own way and keep out of it.
411
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,400
That's the last time I ever saw him.
412
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,440
My best friend since childhood.
413
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,200
Did I feel terrible?
414
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,320
I'll say.
415
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
And...
416
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,080
And now I was homeless too.
417
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,040
[man] This London Tonight thing
gets better with every viewing.
418
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,240
[woman] Did you see it?
419
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,040
And doesn't he just.
420
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,360
Oh, guys, my landlady says
he looks like a real idiot.
421
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,160
Did you see the state of him?
422
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,720
It just felt like
you won the lottery, yeah.
423
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,760
It was our way of, like,
getting something back.
424
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,480
And the fact we were on TV, wow. [laughs]
425
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,680
That was a bonus.
426
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Never in a million years
did I expect that to happen.
427
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,560
Yeah.
428
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,840
[Jane] We're going to leave you now.
429
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,120
Thank you.
430
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,320
-[Nick] Come on.
-[Rosy] Oh, yeah.
431
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,480
[Nick] It's your turn now.
432
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,880
[Tim] We'd done what we could.
We'd carried on as best we can.
433
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,040
But in the end,
434
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,000
it was just a little game
we'd played for a few days.
435
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,640
I'm still angry.
436
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,560
[woman] Oh, yeah.
437
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,600
[Rosy] Come on, come on.
438
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,960
Bye-bye!
439
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,720
Goodbye, the world of reality TV.
440
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,640
Thank God.
441
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,920
[indistinct chattering]
442
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,840
[Tim] That was the point
at which I turned my camera off.
443
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,800
Of course, you know.
444
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,960
That moment, when I walked back up
into this empty flat,
445
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,920
after them all being here for that week...
446
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,920
It was like, pfft.
447
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,280
I've not escaped.
448
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,480
It was my dream come true, I thought.
449
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,960
I thought I was gonna
be a presenter on TV.
450
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,960
And so I'm suffering a bit
from embarrassment as well.
451
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,720
But I seriously thought for quite a while
that had come true,
452
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,680
and that I was a very lucky girl
and it was actually happening to me.
453
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,120
But I'm not so sure anymore.
454
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,040
I did really want to be a presenter.
455
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,120
I was, you know,
happy when I was doing it.
456
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,360
So the damage that had been done there
was really huge.
457
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,280
I don't think Nik Russian realises
quite how close
458
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,720
some of us came to...
459
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,520
stomping on his head.
460
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,320
Because that's better than he deserves.
461
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,440
I think this might have been
a bit more instrumental
462
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,320
in where I've ended up than I thought.
463
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,680
To take a real big chance on something,
that was probably it.
464
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,440
I think it made me more risk averse.
465
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,360
Our time in the flat
was very much a time of its own.
466
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,080
So, even though
I had everybody's phone numbers,
467
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,880
I didn't phone any of them.
468
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,560
And none of them phoned me.
469
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,440
I kind of wish I had.
470
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,560
They were just good people
471
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,840
who I wouldn't mind having had
as proper friends in my life.
472
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,240
-Ahh.
-Welcome back.
473
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,040
-How are you?
-Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
474
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,200
-Tim. Wow!
-How are you?
475
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,240
Hello.
476
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,920
-Hello, hello, hello.
-Alright!
477
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,440
[laughter]
478
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,560
[together] Hello!
479
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,040
[indistinct]
480
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,560
-[gasps]
-Hello.
481
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,960
Rosy!
482
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,280
[laughter]
483
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,960
Oh, my gosh!
484
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,600
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
485
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,240
And I only...
I was lucky to get out of this really.
486
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720
-Hello.
-Argh!
487
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,240
-[laughter]
-Of course, right.
488
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,760
Yes, hello.
489
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,760
[Daniel] Oh, my God!
490
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,400
How are you doing?
491
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,640
Oh, Daniel.
492
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,080
Hey!
493
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,120
[laughter]
494
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,200
When I came in here,
I just immediately felt like
495
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,600
-I was back there.
-Yeah.
496
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,480
And I said somebody used to sit
on the toilet like this
497
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,120
and then somebody would sit
on the edge of the bath,
498
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,560
and I'd be, like, watching everybody
for, like, makeup tips,
499
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,400
'cause everyone looked really glamorous,
and, you know.
500
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,280
After I left London,
501
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,920
you know, it was as if like
my dream had been shattered.
502
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,960
[Rosy] Yeah.
503
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,160
I just didn't want to go back
504
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,120
because my feelings weren't great,
505
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,960
because afterwards,
I did go through a real low period.
506
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,120
-[Rosy] That's a shame.
-[Jane] Yeah.
507
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,640
And, so I wanted it,
I didn't want to think about it.
508
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,600
[Lucie] I just felt embarrassed
to go home.
509
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,440
My mum gave me a letter.
510
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,680
And I remember I didn't read it 'till
511
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,920
when it was kind of all over.
512
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,600
"Don't call me silly
for worrying about you.
513
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,960
I am your mother.
514
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,080
I'm very proud of you
for what you are doing.
515
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,400
A lot of women would be too afraid
to go into the unknown.
516
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,440
Even if, really,
they would love the opportunity.
517
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,320
Well, you have the opportunity.
518
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,720
Love from Mum."
519
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,560
And I just wanted to die inside.
520
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520
I just felt...
521
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,400
I felt stupid right then.
522
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,560
Just at that point.
523
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,480
This isn't how it was supposed to be.
524
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,960
You know?
525
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,080
['00s Nokia ringtone plays]
526
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,200
It was like if I went home, that's it.
527
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,440
You're closing the door, it's finished.
528
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,000
[ringtone continues]
529
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,800
So I stayed here for about,
I think another four months.
530
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,120
I needed my independence
531
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,080
and to show my dad
that I can live my own life.
532
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,920
And me and Daniel,
we went on some amazing nights out.
533
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,720
♪ Sexy ♪
534
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,760
{\an8}♪ Everything about you is so sexy ♪
535
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:53,120
[Jane] One of the songs
that we used to like dancing to was
536
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,680
Liberty X "Just a Little".
537
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,080
And I knew all the steps
538
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,360
and the dance routine
and everything, you know.
539
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,440
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
540
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,320
[Jane] But I got recognised
from the London Tonight news.
541
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,880
People just came over,
"Oh, my God, it's them!"
542
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,960
You know, and they were just like
coming running at us in, you know, in bars
543
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,160
and offering to buy us drinks
and everything.
544
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,720
Never knew what it felt like
to be sort of mini-famous,
545
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,200
but we were.
546
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,440
♪ Hot just a little ♪
547
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,800
"Were you on TV?"
And I'd go, "I was on TV, yes."
548
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,920
Yeah. "What you doin' here?" You know.
549
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,960
"What's happening now?"
550
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,520
I'd say, "Oh, nothing at the moment."
551
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,680
[laughter]
552
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,440
-John.
-Lucie.
553
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,680
-Hello.
-Hello.
554
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,040
Amazing to meet you! [laughter]
555
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,080
[Lucie] Again.
556
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,320
-[Lucie] How are you?
-[John] I am...
557
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,560
Older, probably not much wiser.
558
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,680
[Jane] Hi, John!
559
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,600
[laughter]
560
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,280
-Hey, Jane.
-Hiya.
561
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,520
[John] How are you?
562
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,720
And Rosy.
563
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,600
John, come on!
564
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,520
Oh, wow. Wow. Hey.
565
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Oh, my gosh! It's Daniel!
566
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,160
Hello!
567
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,720
What you all doing in my flat then, eh?
Come on.
568
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,360
[squeals]
569
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,120
[Tim] Welcome back, guys!
570
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,880
Put the kettle on.
571
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,560
[Tim] I will put the kettle on.
572
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,720
You know where
you're all sleeping, don't you?
573
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,200
To be sitting here with you guys now,
to me, seems really natural.
574
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,120
[all] Yeah.
575
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,880
[Jane] Do you remember
Nik Russian being in here with us?
576
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,240
[Tim] Yeah, yeah.
577
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,720
I would love to meet him.
578
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,560
I don't wanna meet him. I'm curious, yeah.
No, not at all.
579
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,000
I can't think I would actually...
580
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,840
believe much
that he told me now, if I met him.
581
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920
Okay.
582
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,560
[interviewer] What did Nik Russian
actually do wrong?
583
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,680
He was, er, I think...
584
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,760
I think the only thing he...
Yeah, he didn't tell the truth.
585
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,560
[Tim] It was his kind of
psychological thing.
586
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,240
He kind of played us,
didn't tell the full story.
587
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,160
[Lucie] He didn't tell... Yeah.
588
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,680
[interviewer] What do you think
you actually did wrong?
589
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,560
So you're after a list of liabilities,
is there a list of culpabilities?
590
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,320
Maybe by withholding
what the nature of the show was,
591
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,120
I'd allowed them to fill it in
with what they wanted it to be.
592
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,800
Of course, with the benefit of hindsight,
the advert was absolutely inappropriate.
593
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,120
It was really just shorthand for,
"This is the outcome."
594
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,440
It wasn't meant to imply
that there was a prize fund there.
595
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,560
{\an8}Yeah, it was definitely a misjudgement.
596
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,800
{\an8}[Lucie] There were some untruths
597
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,760
that had a lot to do
with me making my mind up
598
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,040
whether to be involved with this or not.
599
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,960
There were some...
there were some lies in there, you know.
600
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,080
What did he lie about?
601
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,240
-That it was commissioned to Channel 4.
-[Jane] That's right.
602
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,400
Yep.
603
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,440
I don't know where the idea of it
604
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,600
having been past tense
"commissioned" came from.
605
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,000
I might have said to somebody
that we were gonna talk to Channel 4.
606
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,160
The idea was that this was going to be
started and then sold.
607
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,000
Why not tell us to begin with?
608
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,320
-I agree. I agree with you.
-Yeah.
609
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,680
Perhaps because he knew
that it was gonna fall apart.
610
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,840
Because like that David Wilder,
you know he dropped out.
611
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,880
-[Rosy] Who's David Wilder?
-[Tim] He was his director guy.
612
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,040
He was part of
what made me believe that it was for real.
613
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,400
[David] When I left, I thought,
"Oh, well, he'll just get someone else."
614
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,120
{\an8}I think the contestants
615
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,600
{\an8}were, in some cases,
expecting something great to happen.
616
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,920
So they must have been very disappointed.
617
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,200
God bless them, you know.
618
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,400
[interviewer] Did you consider
not going ahead with the project
619
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,640
when the director pulled out?
620
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,080
Yeah, of course.
621
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,760
I was getting messages in from...
622
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,480
various people involved with it,
623
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,640
saying "I've handed back
the keys to my flat now,
624
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,440
we're all ready to go,
I've got my bags packed,
625
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,560
I'm standing by the front door."
626
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,760
This kind of thing.
627
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,600
And I have a choice to make at this point,
do I try to make it work without him?
628
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,840
Or do I... put a stop to everything?
629
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,080
I just remember having to make a choice.
630
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,800
What he did, he took a chance.
631
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,600
And we allowed him to take that chance.
632
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,640
I know we were young,
633
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,520
but we were adults,
634
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,880
and we... we...
The decisions you make are on you.
635
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,920
We were so fixated
on achieving that one thing,
636
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:55,920
whatever it was,
637
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,280
that we were willing to forget about
all the other tell-tale signs.
638
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,080
That's what we wanted, we went for it.
639
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,920
-We must be honest with ourselves.
-[Tim] No, I agree.
640
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,560
I recognise my culpability.
641
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,120
-On reflection, I fooled myself there.
-[Rosy] Yeah.
642
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,320
[Tim] Because that's what
I wanted to believe.
643
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,560
[Lucie] Yeah, but I hope that...
644
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,080
Yeah, I hope that, you know,
he learned from it as well.
645
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,520
You know, you don't get
a group of people and...
646
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,160
dupe them into giving up their careers
and relationships.
647
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,360
That's quite a serious thing to do.
648
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,200
[Rosy] I've always wondered...
649
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,000
how he's doing as well,
650
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,360
because, you know,
651
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,960
the subsequent vilification of him,
652
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,320
you know, in the media afterwards,
must have had some effect.
653
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,560
[interviewer] Can you tell me
a little bit about
654
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,640
how the months following the launch
of the project played out for you?
655
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,880
[Nik] As a result of what happened,
my life was completely transformed.
656
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,040
I was on the street for some weeks,
and homeless.
657
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,320
There were lots of
unfavourable articles about me.
658
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,360
I was being recognised everywhere.
659
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,640
I would be routinely sitting on a bus
660
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,200
and there would be people
two seats behind discussing loudly
661
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,880
how I'd done this or done that,
the most outrageous fictions.
662
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,520
There's a movie where as the, em,
663
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
as the dream that somebody's in
starts to break down
664
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,200
all the people in the streetscape
around them begin to look at them.
665
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,640
It didn't feel
too different from that, really.
666
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,080
That's extremely unnerving.
667
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,280
I found myself slipping
more and more into drink.
668
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,000
I was a, an alcoholic.
669
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,000
So I was completely isolated and...
670
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,800
I was in a terrible, terrible state,
for a long time.
671
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,520
Probably ten years.
672
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,640
Everything from my childhood
was all flooding back, and I...
673
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,920
I wanted my life to end.
674
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,280
And...
675
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,640
But the most crushing thing was that
I'd done wrong by these people,
676
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,440
and that's... that's the thing
that really just destroyed me,
677
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:36,520
was the knowledge that
I had done terrible harm to these people.
678
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,040
[Jane] Believe it or not,
I would thank him.
679
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,160
Because he turned my life around
and changed it for the better.
680
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,640
If I hadn't had been
in this flat with you guys,
681
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,120
my life as it is now
might never have happened.
682
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,200
So when I went back to Manchester,
683
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,440
I did feel deflated.
684
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,080
So I just lived off
685
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,840
spicy chicken wings.
686
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,600
You know, they were like comforts for me.
687
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,320
My dad had seen the London Tonight news,
688
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,600
and he just said, "Oh, don't worry,"
and gave me a massive hug
689
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,640
and said, "I love you so much,
I'm so proud of you."
690
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,200
And that was so nice
to hear that from my dad.
691
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,320
But then I had to think,
"What am I going to do?"
692
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,440
And so I joined an Extra Agency.
693
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,120
I mean, I was nervous to begin with, like,
694
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,160
again being around, like, on set
and cameras and everything,
695
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,800
but bit by bit the confidence grew.
696
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,440
I did lots of different TV dramas.
697
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,680
I met so many famous people.
698
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,400
[interviewer] Sounds like
you were living a dream.
699
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,640
[Jane] Yeah, I was.
700
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,520
Wow. [laughter]
701
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,600
And that was in 2003,
so that's a year later.
702
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:10,000
So I do have...
a lot to thank Nik Russian for, in a way.
703
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,160
So, thank you, Nik.
If you're out there listening.
704
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,360
Changed my life.
705
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,000
Well, that's remarkable, isn't it?
706
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,080
Erm...
707
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,560
No matter what he did, talent like that,
708
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,680
he was very intelligent, very creative.
709
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,280
He did a stupid thing,
we allowed him to do a stupid thing.
710
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,520
We were all culpable,
we were all involved.
711
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,800
Hey, I wish him all the best.
712
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,640
I'd like to know
what he's done with his life.
713
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,920
I hope he's done something great.
714
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Yeah, I agree.
I hope that he's tried again.
715
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,400
I hope that it didn't
completely dampen his spirit.
716
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,440
I'm glad to hear them talking like that.
717
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,880
It's a really amazing thing to see.
718
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,800
I'm really glad to have seen it.
719
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,200
I'd never meant to do anybody any harm,
quite the opposite,
720
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,880
I'd been trying
to make something good happen.
721
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,800
I can't change, of course, what happened.
I can take...
722
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,160
And I do take responsibility
for everything I've done at every point.
723
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,440
And maybe...
maybe putting this stuff into the open,
724
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,280
maybe that's...
maybe that's good for someone.
725
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,000
My life now is stable.
726
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,120
I think maybe I'm stable.
727
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,600
I've rather willingly changed my name
to the name I have now.
728
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,040
{\an8}And my name is N. Quentin Woolf,
Nik Quentin Woolf.
729
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,320
{\an8}Erm...
730
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,880
{\an8}I wrote a book
called The Death of the Poet.
731
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,760
{\an8}And it was all about two characters
732
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,840
{\an8}who are suffering from trauma.
733
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,160
{\an8}All he really wanted to be was a writer,
734
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,320
and he was good at that,
and I think it's nice that that's kind of,
735
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,000
you know, that's the world he's entered.
736
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,320
The biggest loser in this was Nik.
737
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,600
He's had to live his life
on the down-low, right?
738
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,440
And that's not what he wanted for himself,
it's not what I wanted for him.
739
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,840
Nobody wanted that for him.
740
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,840
[interviewer] What you up to now?
741
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,400
Well, I've had, erm,
a few setbacks, erm...
742
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,840
I lost my dad.
743
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,880
And, erm...
744
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,120
When he was unwell,
745
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,800
I just had to be there for him.
746
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,560
The whole time.
747
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,760
So... I had to put my life on hold.
748
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,560
And the acting on hold.
749
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,520
Well, this is me. In a town called Bury.
750
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:08,000
And I have so many happy memories
of being here with my dad.
751
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:14,600
The fact that my dad's gone,
maybe it's like inner strength.
752
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,360
It's made me even stronger.
753
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:23,120
I'm still determined not to give up
on my dream to be an actress.
754
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,960
I'd like to inspire people
755
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,080
to, like, have fun as well.
756
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,600
[laughter]
757
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,160
And to be a little bit crazy.
758
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,440
Yeah.
759
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,200
Now it's, erm, I was thinking earlier on.
760
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,160
A little idea, that I could go
if I can remember it.
761
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:48,280
[guitar string tuning]
762
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:54,000
♪ Welcome to
the greatest show never made ♪
763
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,280
♪ It's up to you ♪
764
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,960
♪ To make it happen ♪
765
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:05,240
♪ Welcome to
the greatest show never made ♪
766
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,640
♪ It's up to you ♪
767
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,200
♪ To fake it 'till you make it ♪
768
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,360
I sort of thought
I was gonna to be a teacher.
769
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,320
But now I'm a...
770
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,920
I'm a sell-out in the city.
771
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,480
I became a Management Consultant.
772
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,040
[interviewer] Are you happy?
773
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,040
Yeah, I am happy.
774
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,640
Yeah.
775
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,280
[song continues]
776
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,160
[Daniel] I work in finance.
777
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:39,320
And I'm very...
comfortable with my lifestyle.
778
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,720
I'm very... I don't know if
I can say happy,
779
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,280
I don't know
if adults can really be happy.
780
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,240
I'm very content. I'm very content.
781
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,960
I want my daughter
to have weird experiences
782
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,040
and to learn from them
and to have fun,
783
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,480
and to look back when she's an old woman
784
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,640
and think,
"I've lived life to the fullest,"
785
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,960
and laugh at some
of the mistakes that she's made.
786
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,280
After 11 years of working
in the corporate world,
787
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,080
again, I was itching
for another adventure.
788
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,520
And so I decided to pack my bags,
789
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,480
and my partner and I,
we have this farm in Spain,
790
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,560
producing really good quality olive oil.
791
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Yeah, so another adventure,
and now we've added 500 bees!
792
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,360
So we'll do honey as well. [laughter]
793
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Who knows what next?
794
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,840
[interviewer] What happened
to your dream of being a presenter?
795
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,080
I did do a little bit
of presenting after this.
796
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,680
Erm...
797
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,600
You know what? I think...
798
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,960
Bigger dreams overtook it.
799
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,680
And became more important.
800
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,560
-Boo!
-[laughter]
801
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,240
I'm a mum, and it feels...
802
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,680
You know, I'm feeling emotional
by saying that!
803
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,080
Because that's what I really wanted.
804
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:06,480
We're allowed to have dreams
and we can have as many as we want.
805
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,880
Right?
806
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,320
[laughter]
807
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,800
I'm married to a wonderful human being.
808
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,680
I've got two excellent children
809
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,640
who are gonna go on to be amazing
810
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,120
in their special unique ways.
811
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:29,600
And it's an authentic,
well-built, real life.
812
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,320
[Tim] This experience
made me change who I was.
813
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,480
And for the better.
814
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,520
I was able to leave those
thoughts of fame behind
815
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,520
and just be happy with what I've got.
816
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,800
I've got my home and I've got my wife
and I've got my child
817
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,240
and I've got all those things
that I ever wanted.
818
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,840
Apart from the fame
and the worldwide success.
819
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,800
But, you know, that's coming.
820
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:09,480
♪ Welcome to
the greatest show never made ♪
821
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,920
♪ It's up to you
to make it happen ♪
822
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,800
It is quite possible
that Nik could be involved in this show
823
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,600
in some capacity, at a very senior level,
pulling the strings.
824
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,560
I would not be surprised if...
825
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,960
-I never thought of that.
-I see what you mean.
826
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,880
Yep.
827
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,280
[gasps]
828
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,880
This could be a Nik Russian Production.
829
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,080
-[Lucie] That's brilliant.
-[Daniel] He got me twice, Jesus!
830
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,800
[laughter]
831
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,240
♪ Maybe we'll surprise you all ♪
832
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,760
♪ And make that show after all ♪
833
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,000
-[applause]
-[David] You're too kind.
834
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,480
You're too kind.
835
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,840
You're too kind.