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[♪ "Addicted to Love" playing]
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[both moaning, grunting]
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[panting]
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[passengers chattering]
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- [intercom beeps]
- [captain] This is your captain speaking,
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keep your eyes on the board.
We're about to go supersonic.
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[passengers] Ninety-seven, 98...
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[moaning, grunting continues]
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[passengers] Ninety-nine!
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[panting, moaning]
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- [passengers cheering]
- [moaning]
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[moaning continues]
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[passengers cheering]
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[sighs, moans]
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Did we break the sound barrier?
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Sorry, Mr Campbell-Black.
I didn't know it was you in there.
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[music continues]
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[music fades]
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[sighs]
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Enjoying your flight, Rupert?
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[Rupert] Tony Baddingham.
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Do you know Beattie Johnson
from the Scorpion?
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Oh, no, but I hear great things.
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Did the prime minister give you permission
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to fuck a journalist
in the onboard toilet?
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Loo, Tony. Don't be plebeian.
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- [chuckles]
- Beattie's ghosting my memoirs,
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and I always believe
in laying one's ghost.
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Oh, Beattie. What's your angle?
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Champion showjumper put out to pasture?
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Now a powerless backbench politician,
casting around for his next hobby?
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Never quite achieving
the success he once had.
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[inhales sharply]
What were you doing in New York?
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Whoring yourself around advertisers?
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You know, if you don't start spending
some of that fortune you're coining
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on making decent television,
you're gonna lose your business.
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Very much in hand.
Just recruited a hot shit young producer.
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Who?
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Hmm. Cameron Cook.
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- [snickers] Never heard of him.
- [Beattie chuckles]
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You will.
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Desperate to work for Corinium.
Bit my hand off, in fact.
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Hope it didn't bleed on your nice suit.
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- [sighs]
- [Beattie chuckles]
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Wake me when we hit Mach 2.
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[♪ opera music playing]
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Drug use, pornography, easier divorce,
rampant homosexuality.
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Recent studies have shown
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that HIV isn't exclusively a
homosexual disease, Deputy Prime Minister.
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Oh, but loveless rutting.
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The promiscuous encounters that
characterise a Saturday night in Soho.
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Those are the preconditions
for this virus which threatens--
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The precondition, Deputy Prime Minister,
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is the Victorian conservatism
of the Tory government,
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which is narrow-minded,
hypocritical and, quite frankly, cruel.
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- Okay. And cut there. Thank you.
- We're in the proc--
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- Ready to go again.
- He can say gay sex is loveless rutting,
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but I can't make a small comment
about the government?
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BBC editorial policy, Declan.
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Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister.
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- We're going again.
- Yeah.
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[producer] Cue Declan.
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[stage bell rings]
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Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton
have been married, what, 15 years?
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Fifteen in April. Yeah.
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Three children, a wife,
a mistress and an all-consuming job.
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It must be difficult to juggle everything.
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- What?
- Uh, though your wife, Winifred,
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has been staying
at her family's Pimlico apartment,
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which must have made it easier for you
to spend time with your, uh,
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29-year-old secretary, Miss Sarah Price,
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who proudly told our researchers
that you have the girth and stamina
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to compete with
any championship racehorse.
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Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
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I, uh-- Well-- The--
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Cut. Cut.
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I would look to your own glass house,
Deputy Prime Minister,
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before you start
throwing rocks at others'.
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[producer] Declan, if we could just
do another take without the slander.
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Fuck off, Alistair.
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[♪ opera music playing]
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Fucking prick.
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[mutters] ...fucking... [mutters] ...bullshit.
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[inhales sharply] Fucking... [muttering]
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Fuck. [breathes shakily]
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[lighter flicks]
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[sighs]
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[inhales deeply] Don't know whose bloomers
are in more of a twist tonight,
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- Auntie's or the prime minister's.
- [sighs]
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We both know the BBC
won't show tonight's episode.
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I've said it before, Lord Baddingham.
I'm happy here.
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And I'm not interested
in commercial television.
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[phone ringing]
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[Tony] Oh.
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Director general calling to say
you've been a naughty boy?
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[ringing continues]
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I'm offering you freedom.
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I saw your interview with Reagan.
I bet they hacked out some corkers.
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We'd put you out live.
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- Live?
- Complete editorial control.
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Skewer the bastards on air.
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It's halfway around the world
before anyone's got a chance to complain.
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Satellite's coming. We're going global.
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It's exciting.
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You're stuck here
with a load of librarians
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when you could be an astronaut.
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I'd have to persuade Maud.
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Massive house in the country?
She'd love it.
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What's a Wicklow man like you doing
in Fulham, dodging litter and dog shit?
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Come to the Cotswolds.
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Even I have to wince sometimes
at how fucking pretty the place is.
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[scribbling]
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- Little signing bonus.
- Ugh.
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[Tony] Declan, come on.
You're being paid peanuts
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to give bloodless interviews
with one hand tied behind your back.
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It's the golden age of television.
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You're missing the game.
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[♪ "Gimme All Your Lovin'" playing]
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[chattering]
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Oh. Daddy's home.
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[music continues]
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hello, darling. How was your day?
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Extremely successful.
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Sorry I landed on your game.
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Yes, we do have other lawns.
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[music ends]
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[laughs]
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[passenger snoring]
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[snoring continues]
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[Declan] Here we are, girls. The Priory.
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Caitlin, we're here.
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- What?
- [sibling] We're here. We're here.
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Look. We're here.
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[Caitlin] Oh, my God.
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[both exclaim]
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Exciting things are gonna happen to us
in a place like this.
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Amazing. [squeals]
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Race you to the top.
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- Bagsy best room.
- [sibling] Absolutely not.
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Prettiest prison I ever saw.
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[sighs]
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[♪ "Wham Rap! (Enjoy What You Do?)"
playing on radio]
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[Caitlin] Jehovah's Witness.
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- Oh, fuck. She's seen us.
- [sibling] Oh, shit.
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- Oh, you'll have to go down.
- What? Why me?
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- I'm a lookout. For him.
- What? [groans] God.
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- [reporter on radio] Soviet officials ...
- [doorbell ringing]
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... have announced that
79 bodies have been recovered
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and nearly 320 people are missing...
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- Door!
- [ringing continues]
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[reporter on radio] ...after a Soviet cruise
ship sank in the Black Sea on Sunday.
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Door!
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- [visitor] Hello.
- [barking]
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- I just wanted to welcome you to-- Oh.
- Down, Gertrude. Sorry.
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- Oh, no. No, thank you.
- [Caitlin] Hmm.
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Uh, we're not on the best of terms
with Jehovah in this house.
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Taggie, just shut the door.
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Oh, it's not mine. I found it on the lawn.
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- New English?
- Um...
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- Is it the New English Bible?
- Ye-Yes.
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Daddy says it's a literary abomination.
He must've thrown it out the window.
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[chuckles, stammers]
I'm Lizzie. I-I live down the valley.
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I brought you a bottle and some eggs.
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We'll open this now.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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- [Taggie sighs] Come on in.
- [Lizzie chuckles]
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[Maud] We haven't found
the wineglasses yet.
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What time is the second post here?
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Oh, there isn't a second post.
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[Maud] Hmm.
Taggie lost her virginity this summer
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to one of our son Patrick's
university friends.
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He's in the south of France right now
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- and not writing many postcards.
- Mummy.
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Aw, it must be so lonely for Rupert
now he's not showjumping.
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And the only thing that persuaded Caitlin
to leave all her friends in London
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was the thought of living opposite
Rupert Campbell-Black.
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I want him to ravish me.
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He's a middle-aged MP, Caitlin.
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Well, I'm so cross.
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I'm off to boarding school
and won't get first crack at him.
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He's bound to fall for Taggie
or even Mummy.
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How well do you know him?
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Oh, I-I-I'm not sure anyone
really knows Rupert, but we're friends.
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So not carnally then?
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I'm one of the few women around here
who hasn't been ravished by Rupert.
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Is your husband fiercely protective?
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[mutters]
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Oh, that's my novel.
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I wrote it. Have you read it?
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Oh, no. Taggie doesn't read.
Uh, she's dyslexic.
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For a long time,
we thought she was retarded.
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Oh, He Took What He Wanted. I loved this.
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- Talk about getting ravished.
- [chuckles]
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Isn't there a very naughty bit
with some dock leaves?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Oh.
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Yeah, the photo's quite old.
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Have you got another one coming out?
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Well, what with the children
and my husband,
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I don't find much time to write nowadays.
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Tag, I need a shirt
and some fucking socks.
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[clicks tongue] Oh.
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- Daddy, that's Lizzie.
- I-I-I live just down the valley.
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- She writes dirty books.
- Nice to meet you.
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- You're wearing my socks.
- They're warmer than tights.
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- Sorry, still unpacking.
- Thanks, love.
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How easy is it to find help around here?
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We are not forking out for a cleaner.
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Well, stealing a woman's help around here
is worse than stealing her husband.
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What if you stole both?
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[Lizzie chuckles]
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That's grand, Tag.
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Right, I am going to buy 30 pairs of socks
in such a disgusting colour
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that none of you
will ever pinch them again.
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- Nice to meet you, Lizzie.
- Yeah.
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- Good luck, Daddy.
- [Caitlin] Give 'em hell!
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- [Declan] Yeah.
- All right, let's get smashed!
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[exhales sharply]
Welcome to Rutshire. [chuckles]
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[♪ "You Can Call Me Al" playing]
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[Caitlin] Ooh. Whoo!
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[sheep bleating]
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[music continues]
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[♪ singing "You Can Call Me Al"]
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[humming]
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[singing continues]
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[humming]
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[music stops]
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[grunts]
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Declan, hi.
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- Yeah.
- [reporter 1] There he is!
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- That's him!
- [reporter 2] It's Declan!
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[scoffs] Okay.
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- What the fuck?
- [reporters shouting] Declan!
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[reporters clamouring]
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Just a man of the people.
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Don't be jealous, James.
At least he won't steal your sunbed.
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He's tall, isn't he?
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Standing next to a very short car.
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I saw him in Penscombe.
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- I think he looks older in the flesh.
- Thank you, Deirdre.
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- [employee 1] Who's producing him?
- [employee 2] Cameron.
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But it's factual, not drama. And why
does Cameron get all the good stuff?
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I really can't think.
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[clamouring continues]
246
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Declan, how much are they paying you?
247
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Why'd you leave the BBC, Declan?
248
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- [photographer] Give us a smile.
- All right. Thanks, lads. That's your lot.
249
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- Get me the fuck out of here.
- This way.
250
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,039
You've put the Paddy among the pigeons,
haven't you?
251
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,639
Who says no Blacks, no Irish?
252
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,479
I'm a one-man
equal opportunities revolution, Ginger.
253
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,439
[chuckles]
254
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,879
- [employees chattering]
- [sighs]
255
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:18,000
I am a journalist, not a celebrity.
I ask the questions.
256
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,480
- [performer 1] It's Declan O'Hara.
- [performer 2 gasps]
257
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,119
Where the fuck is this Cameron guy
I'm supposed to report to?
258
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,399
- [elevator bell dings]
- I mean, Jesus,
259
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,919
you don't just ambush someone.
260
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,279
I'm a serious fucking journalist.
261
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,760
I don't discuss my career
with the Scorpion.
262
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,319
Shitshow.
263
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,400
[♪ opera music playing]
264
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Come in.
265
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,320
Where is he?
266
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,160
Take a seat, Declan.
267
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,800
- What, you're--
- Cameron Cook. [chuckles]
268
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,159
You were expecting a man, possibly queer,
269
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,599
which you would have endured
270
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,239
but certainly not a woman
and God forbid, a Black one.
271
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,679
I thought you were a publicity girl.
272
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,759
No, I'm a "producer-y" woman.
273
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,839
Listen, I'm not--
274
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,920
Prejudice? Of course not.
You're an asshole to everyone.
275
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,159
This isn't gonna work, Tony.
276
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,519
It's not a chat show.
It's a serious programme.
277
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,639
I wanna produce a serious programme too,
but there are ways
278
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,159
- of drawing the audience in first.
- Cuddling up on a sofa with cushions?
279
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,399
You've seen the set design then?
280
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,799
I know my audience, Tony. A fucking sofa?
281
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,879
You might listen to Cameron.
282
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,840
- NBC howled when I poached her.
- [Declan groans]
283
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,439
Do you know Charles Fairburn,
Controller of Programmes?
284
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,799
- Oh. [sighs]
- Declan.
285
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,319
We knew each other at the Beeb.
286
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,559
Hey, you look, um--
287
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,479
Fatter. I don't miss the canteen
at the BBC, darling.
288
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,080
And Ginger Baines, Head of Operations.
289
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,119
[breathes deeply]
290
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,399
I'm sorry, Tony. I produce myself.
291
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,039
I've got Johnny Friedlander flying over
for your first interview.
292
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,599
Johnny Friedlander the film star?
293
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,039
No, Johnny Friedlander my dentist.
294
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,919
I don't interview actors.
295
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,639
Friedlander doesn't give interviews.
Not since the sex tape.
296
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,959
- They're saying he could be the next Bond.
- They'll have trouble replacing Roger.
297
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,879
I've been speaking to Jackie Kennedy.
298
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,599
[chuckles] She'll just blabber on
about her old, boring publishing job.
299
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,999
[Declan] No, she wants to talk about life
as a single American woman, actually.
300
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,680
Hmm, you could learn something, Cameron.
301
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,039
Look, you two lock horns
if it turns you on,
302
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,519
but don't forget I hired you both
because you can get ratings.
303
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,760
So let's pull together and get them, yes?
304
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,759
The BBC have put Top of the Pops
against us in the schedule.
305
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,959
So you need to be more popular
than Jimmy Savile.
306
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,839
Johnny Friedlander is a global megastar,
307
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,559
and he hasn't given an interview
in five years.
308
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,880
People will watch this.
309
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,000
Book Jackie for the next one.
310
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,600
[clicks tongue] Okay, fine.
311
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,760
But I do my own research.
312
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,320
And no fucking sofa.
313
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,519
[door slams]
314
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,519
Give him whatever fucking furniture
he wants, all right?
315
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,359
- We all know it's not about the sofa.
- [Cameron] I don't need this shit, Tony.
316
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,639
You brought me here to produce drama.
Not a chat show.
317
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,799
I brought you here to be
the cleverest person in the building
318
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,839
and terrify the rest of them
into pulling their socks up.
319
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,279
So far so good.
You're a lion in a petting zoo.
320
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,239
But we need big game like Declan
321
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,400
to convince the IBA to renew our contract.
322
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,239
We lose the franchise,
there won't be any drama to produce.
323
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,479
You'll be on the next boat back.
324
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,640
[snickers]
325
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,159
I didn't come here on a boat.
326
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,439
Forgive me. Semantics.
327
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,239
I flew here on fucking Concorde.
328
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,720
I paid for the ticket.
329
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,600
Worth every penny.
330
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,800
[sighs]
331
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,880
[birds chirping]
332
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,559
[Lizzie chuckles]
333
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,439
- It's gorgeous.
- Yes.
334
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,560
[stammers] There are badger setts
up at the top there.
335
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,519
And in spring, the bluebells
flame between the beech trees
336
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,999
like little Bunsen burners.
337
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,239
[Taggie sighs]
338
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,039
Sorry, I sound like an estate agent.
339
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,119
Oh... [stammers] ...I just
can't believe this is all ours.
340
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,719
Well, only to the bottom of the wood,
341
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,680
and then Rupert will have you
for trespassing. [sighs]
342
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,280
Oh, thank you for walking me back.
343
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,880
I'm really quite pissed.
344
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,400
Hmm.
345
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,639
Looks like Rupert's back home.
Caitlin will be scaling the wall.
346
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,559
[groans] Caitlin's all talk.
347
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,719
She's sworn off marriage
until she's at least 35.
348
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,999
Got too much to do, she says.
349
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,920
[chuckles] And you?
350
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,239
With parents like yours,
you must have big plans.
351
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,839
- Oh. I'd like to be a cook...
- Oh.
352
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,719
...but following recipes
and writing things down--
353
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,960
I, um, don't know
what to do with myself really.
354
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,119
How old are you? Nineteen?
355
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,399
Twenty.
356
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,360
Your whole life ahead of you.
357
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,559
- It's 1986.
- [laughs]
358
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,279
You can have whatever you want...
359
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,679
[Taggie laughs]
360
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,640
...so Cosmo tells us. [chuckles]
361
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,199
- [children clamouring, shouting]
- [Lizzie] Hmm.
362
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,119
- [inhales sharply] Back into battle.
- [child 1] Ellie, I'm gonna get you.
363
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,760
- How many children do you have?
- Two.
364
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,479
- Three, counting my husband.
- [chuckles]
365
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,799
He works for Corinium too.
366
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,479
- Oh, you didn't say.
- [Ellie] Go away, Sebastian!
367
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,799
I talk about my husband
as little as possible.
368
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,119
- He does enough of that himself.
- [chuckles]
369
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,879
- [Ellie screaming] Oh.
- [Sebastian] I'm gonna get you.
370
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,080
[Ellie screaming]
371
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,119
[Lizzie sighs]
372
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,559
[Sebastian] I'm gonna get you!
373
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,239
[Ellie] You can't catch me.
374
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,320
[Lizzie] Hello.
375
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,400
What's going on?
376
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,640
[Gertrude barking]
377
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,400
[cow mooing]
378
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,800
[horse whinnies]
379
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960
Oh, my God. There's a fire.
380
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,720
Uh, there's a fire! Oh.
381
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,080
[barking continues]
382
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,080
Oh, come on.
383
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,840
[grunts]
384
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,359
Fire!
385
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,760
[laughing in distance]
386
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,319
[person squeals]
I can't hit a bloody thing.
387
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,559
- [chattering]
- Fire! There's a fire!
388
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,319
[Rupert] Tit fault. Your tits were
at least six inches over the line.
389
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,039
[person] Well, cock fault then.
You're at least ten inches over the line.
390
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,479
[Rupert chuckles]
391
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,319
[Taggie gasps, sighs]
392
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,480
- [stammers] Um...
- [screams]
393
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,520
- Don't be shy, darling.
- [gasps]
394
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,239
Your fields are on fire.
395
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,319
[squeals]
396
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,199
And? It's the quickest way to get rid of
the stubble after the harvest.
397
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,239
Could you, um-- [breathing heavily]
398
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,279
So, you set fire to them on purpose?
399
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,360
Sorry,
400
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,199
who the fuck are you,
and why are you here?
401
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,159
What about the animals?
The rabbits and voles and birds--
402
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,799
Yes, and the lovely ickle earwigs.
403
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,199
Should I stop ploughing my fields
'cause it's cruel to woodlice?
404
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,279
You're murdering them.
405
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,879
Do you want me to give them
a state funeral?
406
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,120
- [siren wailing]
- [stammers]
407
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,999
What the hell? [sighs]
408
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,960
Uh, I called the fire brigade.
409
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480
[sighs]
410
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,559
Get off my land
before I call the police as well...
411
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,199
- [barks]
- ...and take that brute back to its pigsty.
412
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,999
You are utterly ab--
413
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,399
[stammering] Ooh.
414
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,800
- Ab--
- Abhorrent! [stammers]
415
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,200
[panting]
416
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,920
[♪ "Missionary Man" playing]
417
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,759
[Charles laughs]
418
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,399
Gentlemen, you ordered
a full-bodied Argentinian?
419
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,799
And the wine, Basil.
420
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,479
[Basil] Yes. Have you tried
this one before? It's very, very nice.
421
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,639
I'm assuming we're on expenses.
422
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,079
Bas enjoys
helping me spend Corinium money.
423
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,759
I do. [grunts, sniffing] Oh, wonderful.
424
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,159
Now, I must say, I loved your coverage
of the royal wedding, Charles.
425
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,639
Thank you, Bas. Andrew and Fergie
are a modern-day fairy tale.
426
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,399
Well, you know what they say
about redheads.
427
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,559
- Enjoy, chaps.
- [Charles chuckles]
428
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,759
That's Tony's brother?
429
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,359
Half-brother.
430
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,439
He got the good half.
431
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,399
The mother had a scandalous fling
with an Argentinian polo player.
432
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,560
Basil was the result.
433
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,999
Bas was always the favourite with Daddy,
despite his dubious origins,
434
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,919
and poor Tony
just never managed to catch up.
435
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,999
Does he hold a grudge?
436
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,199
Tony? Darling,
he cultivates them like rare orchids.
437
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,199
Artists. Tony cultivates artists.
438
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,439
You're in safe hands.
439
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,639
We're-- We're-- We're so lucky
to have such a strong leader at the helm.
440
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,839
Hello, Archie.
441
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:49,800
I'll have the liver and marmalade,
and a radicchio salad.
442
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,839
- And for you, sir?
- Steak. Still mooing.
443
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,720
[laughing]
444
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,999
[whispering] Tony's son.
445
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,039
Working here for the summer holidays,
teaching his children the value of money.
446
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,719
And tell me, is Cameron Cook
as big a bitch as she seems?
447
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,280
She is a genius.
448
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,719
So, we ripped up the treatment,
449
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,799
aged all the characters down ten years
and gave them some desire.
450
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,599
The men were all dickless,
so I said to Tony,
451
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,559
"Our audience wants to fantasise
about being banged over the sink
452
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,719
while doing the dishes."
453
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:34,399
And Four Men Went To Mow is now
the top-rated network drama of the year.
454
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,879
[Cameron] Looking good, boys.
455
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,119
I smell like Sunday lunch.
456
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,199
You look delicious.
457
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,039
Everybody, this is Lady Gosling,
458
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,439
chairwoman of the
Independent Broadcasting Authority.
459
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,920
Best behaviour, everyone.
460
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,079
[Cameron] And this is the Declan set.
461
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,960
[Lady Gosling] Yes, very impressive.
You're rather impressive, aren't you?
462
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,199
Where did Tony find you?
463
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,479
New York.
464
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,359
[gasps] August 26, 1970,
465
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,599
I marched with Gloria Steinem
on the Women's Strike for Equality.
466
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,839
My mom was on that march.
467
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,039
[laughs]
468
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,240
- "Don't iron while the strike is hot."
- Hmm.
469
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,839
I think you'll be pleased with the efforts
we've made to address your concerns.
470
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,160
[American accent]
I am not your Barbie doll. [chuckling]
471
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,119
And Declan O'Hara's presence
on the Corinium team,
472
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,519
it just nudges
that political dial leftwards.
473
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,079
And the board? [sighs]
474
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,159
If you want to hang on to your franchise,
then Corinium's board needs strengthening.
475
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,439
Well--
476
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,520
Have you thought of Rupert Campbell-Black?
477
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,400
Rupert's presence
would give you legitimacy, Anthony.
478
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,879
I don't like
taking people's franchises away,
479
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,719
but Rupert would
give Corinium real sparkle.
480
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,440
I want to be convinced
that I'm backing the right horse.
481
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Tell me more about your mother.
482
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,719
- My mom was into politics.
- Really?
483
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,800
All about female pow--
484
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,799
I mean, they don't tell you
when you leave the BBC...
485
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,559
Yes, there's a lot more money
in independent television...
486
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,399
[sniffs] ...but you're going up against
14 other regional companies just like you.
487
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,199
And then there's franchise renewal.
488
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,039
But that's what, once every five years,
is it?
489
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,239
Yeah, but the anxiety is constant because
some other company can just waltz in
490
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,040
and take your franchise away.
491
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,400
We may not have had biscuits at the BBC,
but all we had to do was make television.
492
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,279
- Do you think I made the wrong move?
- Oh, no.
493
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,279
Granada have Coronation Street,
LWT has Blind Date,
494
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,599
- Corinium now has you.
- Hmm.
495
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,999
You're the golden goose, darling.
496
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,160
Sit back
and let Tony fucking fatten you up.
497
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,160
The foie gras is divine here, by the way.
498
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,839
[gasps, belches]
499
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,840
[sighs]
500
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,920
[birds chirping]
501
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,600
[♪ "Oh L'Amour" playing]
502
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800
[sighs]
503
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,440
Ugh. [mutters]
504
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,719
I wish I was coming too.
505
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,479
I've only been invited so I can drive
Mummy and Daddy home when they're drunk.
506
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,879
You've already met Rupert. It's not fair.
507
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,959
You saw his willy.
508
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,959
He's vile.
509
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,440
Oh, that journalist is so lucky
to be shagging him.
510
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,400
- What are you looking for?
- [Taggie groans] The bright-blue mini.
511
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,679
Do you think it's gonna happen again?
512
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,760
[Taggie] What?
513
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,800
Mummy.
514
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,399
Now we're here, I quite want to stay.
515
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,119
[Maud] Taggie? [breathes heavily]
516
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,920
Oh, let's go.
517
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,119
[sighs]
518
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,519
What?
519
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,839
You're wearing Taggie's dress.
520
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,519
Uh, I wore this to Bono's Christmas party.
521
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,559
- It was mine then too.
- Oh, you're so touchy these days.
522
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,520
Look, we are going to go and meet
the most wonderful people this afternoon.
523
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,800
I'm excited. [sighs]
524
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,160
Leaving London's going to be good
for her and Daddy, isn't it?
525
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,880
It will be.
526
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,240
It'll be okay. I promise. [chuckles]
527
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,600
[exhales sharply]
528
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,920
[partygoers chattering]
529
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,160
[♪ singing "Montego Bay"]
530
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,480
[singing continues]
531
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,840
[Tony] Well done, darling.
Great turnout again, I must say.
532
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,120
Yes, I've told them to up the proportion
of orange juice in the Buck's Fizz.
533
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,719
I don't want everyone
plastered like last year.
534
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,799
No.
535
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,119
So, which one is it you want
for your board?
536
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,599
Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
537
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,080
Freddie Jones.
He's over there with the tash.
538
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,319
I'll get him onto satellite technology.
539
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,599
You can ask her if she's made any friends
in the area yet.
540
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,159
She's opened a boutique in Cotchester,
541
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,800
so you should offer
to pop in and buy something.
542
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,840
Hmm. Is Miss Cook coming?
543
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,480
Couldn't drag her away from the studio.
544
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,759
Declan goes live in a matter of days.
545
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,840
And here's our star.
546
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,599
[exclaims]
547
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,199
You're even more beautiful in the flesh,
Mrs O'Hara.
548
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,439
- [Maud sighs] Thank you.
- Declan.
549
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,479
- Tony.
- [spouse] We're so glad you're here.
550
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,559
Everyone's dying to meet some new people.
551
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,759
We're all very bored of each other.
[chuckles]
552
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,479
The Maud O'Hara. My favourite actress.
553
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,359
Bas, the better Baddingham.
554
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,480
[Maud, chuckling] If you say so.
555
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,399
So pleased you could make it, Basil.
556
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,639
Declan, let me show you off
to some board members.
557
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,760
Why don't we get you a drink?
558
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,079
You were wonderful as Lady Macbeth.
559
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,840
- [Maud] Oh. [chuckles]
- Come.
560
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,280
[crew 1] Yep. Oh.
561
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,919
[chattering]
562
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,599
Not going to Lord B's party?
563
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,039
Hmm, I turned Tony down.
Not my kind of crowd.
564
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,480
Is that the only reason?
565
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,240
What other reason would there be?
566
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,639
I want your opinion.
567
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,079
I'm not paid to have opinions.
568
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,160
Mm-hmm.
569
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,719
Now, I agreed to ditch the sofa,
but why a desk?
570
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,199
He's-- [sighs] He's not a news anchor.
571
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,919
Perhaps he wants to hide behind it.
572
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,279
Huh.
573
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,160
It's not because he hasn't got good legs.
I've looked.
574
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,520
[chuckles]
575
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,959
Steve, move the desk off the set
for a minute.
576
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,519
- Declan asked for the desk.
- Yeah, I wanna see it without the desk.
577
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,879
It's just, we built the desk--
578
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,279
Not telling you to burn the damn thing.
579
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,559
I'm telling you to move it
so I can see the set. Can you do that?
580
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,199
All right. Keep your wig on.
581
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,600
- [chuckling]
- [Cameron] That's funny.
582
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,960
You know what isn't funny?
583
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,840
Looking for another fucking job.
584
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Mmm.
585
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,360
[sighs] It's better. See? It's better.
586
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,239
[chuckles]
587
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,800
- [chattering, laughing]
- [partygoer 1] There they are.
588
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,080
Well, Rupert's arrived.
589
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,479
Really?
590
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,199
That's Gerald. Rupert's aide.
591
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,040
We go way back. [chuckles]
592
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,359
Where's your gorgeous lord and master?
593
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,079
- He's not here? Damn it.
- No.
594
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,119
I have a pile of papers for him to sign
and I can only pin him down at parties.
595
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,679
You can pin me down later if you like.
596
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,360
- [whispering] Stop it.
- [chuckling]
597
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,599
- [sighs] Vol-au-vent?
- [Lizzie] Thank you.
598
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,559
- [Basil chuckles]
- Actually, I think I might just, uh...
599
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,799
[James] Li-- [sighs]
600
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,759
[clears throat] Lizzie. Lizzie!
601
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,240
Um, I-- I think that man wants you.
602
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,840
He doesn't want me. That's my husband.
603
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,360
Thank you.
604
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,520
[Tony clears throat]
605
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,759
[Tony] Thank you, darling.
606
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,999
- Feel like I should be reading the news.
- [chuckles]
607
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,279
Fortunately, we have the wonderful
James Vereker to do that instead.
608
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,999
Oh. [chuckles] Thank you. Thank you.
609
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,879
Um, now I-- Don't worry,
I won't keep you from your lunch.
610
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,919
Uh, but I'm very glad to have you all here
611
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,800
to celebrate Corinium's newest star
with me.
612
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,639
- Ladies and Gentlemen, Declan O'Hara.
- [breathes deeply]
613
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,920
[partygoers cheering]
614
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,959
[Declan] Cheers.
615
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,439
Declan joins Corinium, of course,
on the crest of a wave.
616
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:08,000
Uh, wonderful ratings for our prestige
drama, Four Men Went To Mow.
617
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,279
Who knew arable farming could be so sexy?
618
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,879
[all laughing]
619
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,399
Uh, and with revenue
from our sales to America,
620
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:20,719
we are confident that this is going to be
our most successful autumn ever.
621
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,079
[partygoers] Hear. Hear.
622
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,560
[Rupert] ...then jumped over
six full-grown men. [chuckles]
623
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,199
[both laughing]
624
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,600
[partygoers murmuring]
625
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,199
[smacks lips]
626
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,359
Oh, my God. It's him. [gasps]
627
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,039
So sorry. Sorry.
Didn't mean to steal your thunder.
628
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,519
No fire engines with you today?
629
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,079
[partygoers laughing]
630
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,599
[laughs, inhales sharply]
631
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,639
Um, please, uh... [clears throat]
...go on with your speech.
632
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,719
- Oh, hello, darling.
- Hello.
633
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:53,479
Um, but Declan, you are undoubtedly
the jewel in the Corinium crown.
634
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,399
And I know everyone here joins me
in welcoming you, your wife, Maud,
635
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,959
and your daughter, Agatha,
to our Cotchester family.
636
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,439
Declan O'Hara, Ladies and Gentlemen.
637
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,199
[partygoers cheering, clamouring]
638
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,760
[breathes shakily]
639
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,719
- [spouse] Lunch, everybody. Lunch.
- Drink?
640
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,960
[Tony] Thank you, darling.
641
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,040
[partygoers chattering]
642
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,320
[♪ singing "Karma Chameleon"]
643
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,600
[Lizzie] Mmm.
Look at all this gorgeous food.
644
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,640
[singing continues]
645
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,159
People are always saying,
"You should write a book, Mrs Jones.
646
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,479
You've led such a fascinating life."
[chuckles]
647
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,559
How funny.
648
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,440
People are always telling me
I should open a shop.
649
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,280
Oh. [chuckles]
650
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,439
Uh, so where have you moved to?
651
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,039
Wychey, Green Lawns.
652
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,439
It's a lovely house, now we've added
the extension and double-glazed
653
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,519
over those draughty old windows. [laughs]
654
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,919
Those Victorians must have worn
a lot of jumpers. [chuckles]
655
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,239
- Oh. [laughs] Very good.
- [chuckles]
656
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,759
But the only house I know round there
is Bottom Hollow Court.
657
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,599
Green Lawns sounded so much prettier.
658
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,839
Especially now we've, uh,
landscaped the garden.
659
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,439
No tatties, Fred-Fred.
660
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,920
[James, Freddie chuckling]
661
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,039
Lord Baddingham is
wooing my Fred-Fred for his board.
662
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,999
Oh.
663
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,279
I'm encouraging him to get more cultured.
664
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,719
We could do with a few more caring wives
at Corinium, Mrs Jones.
665
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,559
- [chuckling] Oh. Please, call me Mousie.
- [chuckles]
666
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,039
- All of my friends do.
- [James chuckles]
667
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,919
Shall we go and find somewhere to perch?
668
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,679
- Let's, Mousie.
- [Mousie chuckles]
669
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,839
Do move on to something soft, darling.
We don't want the hunt ball again.
670
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,799
Mmm.
671
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,240
[Mousie]
I do so enjoy your Cotswold Round-Up.
672
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,839
My husband tells me you're one
of the most powerful men in England.
673
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,320
[laughs]
674
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,679
Yeah, I suppose I am.
675
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,520
Then I expect
you're allowed a few potatoes.
676
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,599
- [Freddie] One potato, two potato, three.
- [chuckles]
677
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,280
- [sighs] Shall we find more booze?
- [chuckles] Mmm.
678
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,400
Hello, Declan.
679
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,119
[Basil] I'll see you later.
680
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,239
[sighs, clears throat]
681
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,319
We were all so surprised
when you left the BBC for Corinium.
682
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,439
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you miss your integrity,
683
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,519
or do you feel lighter without it?
684
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,799
What was it the Private Eye called you?
685
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,440
The first not-quite-a-lady
of Fleet Street, was it?
686
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,840
[Beattie scoffs]
687
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,879
[clears throat]
688
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,679
Tag, have you seen your mother around?
689
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,320
[Taggie] No, I haven't.
690
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,879
I've met a few athletes in my time.
They always get what they want.
691
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,439
And what do we want?
692
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,519
To win.
693
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,080
[smacks lips] Well, sadly,
I'm not showjumping anymore.
694
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,520
Well, you're still athletic.
695
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,279
You're certainly too disturbing
to be living across the valley.
696
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,719
[both laughing]
697
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,320
[sighs, inhales deeply]
698
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,760
- Ah. There you are.
- [smacks lips] Finally.
699
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,279
Shergar himself.
700
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,519
Mr Campbell-Black,
getting to know the neighbours?
701
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,480
Huh.
702
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,160
Taggie, have you met Rupert?
703
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,959
No. Think I'd remember.
704
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,799
Ugh, Agatha. It's my daughter.
705
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Uh, Taggie.
706
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,399
I hear you did a hatchet job
on Paul Stratton.
707
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,360
- That I'd have loved to see.
- Mmm.
708
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,760
Shall we make a dent
in Tony's whisky collection?
709
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,520
[smacks lips] Why not?
710
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,200
[sighs]
711
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,880
[♪ "Das Rheingold" playing]
712
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,719
- [Tony] Are you hiding again?
- [door closes]
713
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,119
Oh, they're just at the end
of "Das Rheingold."
714
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,520
I need you out there with me.
715
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,920
Bloody Rupert.
I want to get this over with.
716
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,600
Oh, come here.
717
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,200
[groans]
718
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:00,800
[inhales deeply]
719
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,679
I can't believe
I'm going to him for legitimacy.
720
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,759
All he did for his status
was be born into it.
721
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,319
It's just social currency, darling.
It's the way the world works.
722
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,919
Public school wanker.
723
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,959
Well, shall we send Archie to a
comprehensive and save on the school fees?
724
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,519
Mmm. He'll only make you feel inferior
if you give him permission.
725
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,439
Now, deep breath, shoulders back.
726
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,759
[inhales deeply]
727
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,480
Good boy. [kisses]
728
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,279
Working the weekend?
729
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,760
Oh, I hope Tony's paying you
handsomely, Ginger.
730
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,079
- Come on, dogs.
- [barking]
731
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,239
Took some digging, but I found these.
732
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,879
I think you'll enjoy them.
733
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,440
It's a little Declan O'Hara insurance.
734
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,760
Oh.
735
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,840
[breathes heavily]
736
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,840
Mm-hmm.
737
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,400
[Declan sighs]
738
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,119
[Declan exhales deeply]
739
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,639
"Peaceful is the country
that is strongly armed."
740
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,719
[Rupert] Hmm. [sighs]
741
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,400
Baddingham family motto.
742
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,240
Circa 1972.
743
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,520
[sighs]
744
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,999
Lord Pop Pop, Tony's father,
745
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,239
made his millions in munitions
during the war.
746
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:25,200
That's why Tony married
Lady Monica of the Glen.
747
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,919
He had Daddy's cash,
Mon-Mon had the house,
748
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,720
and, what Tony wants most of all, class.
749
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,319
And why are the English so obsessed
with class and money?
750
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,399
Declan!
751
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,159
I was only asking Mr Campbell-Black
a question, love.
752
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,919
Rupert, you've met Declan then.
753
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,999
Anyone want another drink?
754
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,199
Oh! [mutters] You've found one.
755
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,879
Hmm. [slurps, gulps]
756
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,639
It's decent Scotch. Did Monica choose it?
757
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,839
[laughs]
758
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,399
[Tony] Ignore us.
Our families go back a long way.
759
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,080
Not that far. [sighs]
760
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,759
Listen, uh, can I have a word,
Rupert, in private?
761
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,079
A business proposition.
762
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,480
Well, we're all friends here.
763
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,239
Nothing you could say to me
that dear Maudie shouldn't hear.
764
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,999
[stammers] I am not drinking sherry with
the wives while the men have all the fun.
765
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,320
No. You wanna be here
when Tony asks me to be on his board.
766
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,840
Uh, uh, uh, uh-- Well, all right.
767
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,240
It's a lucrative game.
I thought you'd want in.
768
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,399
It's so hard to take you seriously, Tony.
769
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,279
You just always sound
like you're playing Monopoly.
770
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,520
[laughs]
771
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,920
The answer's no.
772
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,919
Lady Gosling thinks
I can give you some class,
773
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,279
help you keep your franchise,
774
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,120
but I'm not using my family name so
you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter.
775
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,040
[Rupert clears throat]
776
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,759
Uh, Tony, Paul Stratton's here.
777
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,720
- [Tony] Ah!
- [laughs]
778
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,559
- Sorry we're late, everyone. [groans]
- [chuckles]
779
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,079
Bit of trouble
getting out of bed actually.
780
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,719
You know
what newly-weds are like. [laughs]
781
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,639
- [both laugh]
- [Rupert] Paul.
782
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,559
Mind yourself in those jeans.
You bend over, your eyes will pop out.
783
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:11,039
And the new Mrs Stratton,
now you are a very welcome upgrade.
784
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,960
- Well done, Paul. [laughs]
- [laughs]
785
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,879
- Uh, do you know Declan O'Hara?
- [Sarah] Oh, yes.
786
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,559
Yeah, you did us all a favour, actually,
Mr O'Hara.
787
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,599
Good to get everything out in the open.
788
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,959
We're insanely happy.
789
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,199
Aren't we, Paul?
790
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,599
I'm a new man.
791
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,680
[chuckles]
792
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,880
Excuse me.
793
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,880
[breathes heavily]
794
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,840
This is so fucking stupid.
795
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,640
I heard about you catching Campbell-Black
playing tennis in the noddy.
796
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,199
That's enough to upset anyone.
797
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,520
Who knows about that?
798
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,800
Well, the whole valley
knows about the fire engines.
799
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,280
And I know
who the mystery woman was now, don't I?
800
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:11,880
[clicking tongue]
801
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800
[footsteps departing]
802
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,919
[♪ "Birdie Song" playing]
803
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,679
[♪ partygoers singing "birdie song"]
804
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,760
[laughing, whistling]
805
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,440
[singing continues]
806
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,600
[music continues]
807
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,959
You know you're dancing with the devil,
don't you?
808
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,919
Says the man who works for Thatcher.
809
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,399
[scoffs]
810
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,120
Let's hope you've got rhythm. [sighs]
811
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,000
[rhythmic clapping]
812
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,080
[whispering, indistinct]
813
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,240
Oh, incoming.
814
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,319
[grunts]
815
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,519
- [partygoers gasping, murmuring]
- [Beattie] You bastard!
816
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,040
You've been shagging Sarah Stratton too?
817
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,920
[Beattie grunts]
818
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,359
It was only tennis!
819
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,240
[partygoers chuckling]
820
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,200
[Sarah groans, stammers]
821
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,280
- [Paul panting]
- [stammers]
822
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,000
[partygoers exclaiming, murmuring]
823
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,759
[chuckles]
824
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,080
[groaning]
825
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,040
[chuckles]
826
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,639
[grunts]
827
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,119
- Ow. [groans]
- [gasps]
828
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,439
Fuck!
829
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,599
- Ow.
- [stammers] Drop!
830
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,200
[Paul groans] Ouch!
831
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,520
- [chuckles]
- [partygoers murmuring]
832
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,480
[engine revving]
833
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,440
Beattie, darling!
834
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,400
I'm going to ruin you.
835
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,640
[♪ opera music playing]
836
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,840
I'm so sorry.
837
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,119
[Rupert inhales deeply]
838
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,480
I wouldn't mind, but...
[sighs] ...that's my car.
839
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,160
[chuckles]
840
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,679
- [Declan] So it's Rupert now, is it?
- It was a conversation. I was conversing.
841
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,919
You were all over him.
842
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,959
Oh, what, now I can't even talk to a man
without you assuming that I'm after him.
843
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,639
- [Declan] Oh, grow up.
- [sighs] God.
844
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,279
I didn't ask to come here.
845
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,839
You're the one that took the cheque
and just sold us all out.
846
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,639
Yeah, Maud. It's a horrible house
and you live a terrible life.
847
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,639
What, and these are our people now?
Oh, my God.
848
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,879
They're all horses and dogs,
and houses and cars,
849
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,599
and who's got
the longest fecking driveway.
850
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,359
I mean, God, the men are all desperate
to ride anything,
851
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,799
as long as they're not married to it.
852
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,319
The wives, Jesus,
853
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,879
they haven't had an orgasm
since... [stammers] ...Pony Club camp.
854
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,960
[chuckling] Oh, for fuck-- [laughs]
855
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,880
- [Maud breathing heavily]
- [Declan inhales sharply]
856
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,399
That's not us, is it?
857
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,920
[breathes heavily]
858
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,319
Everyone was looking at you.
859
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,800
Huh. And did you like that?
860
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,079
Oh, God.
861
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,479
[Maud] How much?
How much did you like that?
862
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,839
[Declan breathing heavily]
863
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,279
- Tell me. Yeah.
- A lot. [breathing heavily]
864
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,919
- How much?
- A lot.
865
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,039
[Maud breathing heavily]
866
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,720
[moaning, kissing]
867
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,000
- [door closes]
- [Maud moans]
868
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
[birds chirping]
869
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,160
- [dogs barking]
- Yeah. Hello. Come on.
870
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,640
Did you miss me?
871
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,160
[phone ringing]
872
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,880
[sighs]
873
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,120
[ringing continues]
874
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,440
Yes?
875
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,120
Yes, fine. [sighs]
876
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,320
No, it was, uh, a buffet table.
877
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,280
Of course. See you 9:00 a.m.?
878
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,280
You have a good evening, Prime Minister.
879
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,000
[sighs]
880
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,560
Come on, dogs.
881
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200
- Daddy's in trouble again.
- [barking]
882
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,639
[Declan, Maud moaning, grunting]
883
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,920
[groans, sighs]
884
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,359
[moaning, grunting continues]
885
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,480
- [Caitlin groans]
- [Taggie sighs]
886
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,599
[♪ "Just Can't Get Enough" playing]
887
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,679
[sighs]
888
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,200
Mummy and Daddy are clearly back on track.
Was Rupert there?
889
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,880
Yeah, I think so.
890
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,200
[typing]
891
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,599
[Lizzie] "As she gazed at the O'Caseys,
892
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,239
with their burnished bohemian beauty,
893
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:36,279
entering this world of unbridled passion,
she worried."
894
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,319
[Declan, Maud moaning]
895
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,479
"Little did Diarmuid O'Casey know that
he had brought his family into the wild."
896
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,399
[breathing shakily]
897
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:47,880
"Into a world of untameable beasts
giving in to their basest needs.
898
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,719
Hungry for sex."
899
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:00,280
[moaning, panting]
900
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,079
"Hungry for status."
901
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,999
[panting]
902
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,320
"Hungry for love.
903
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,640
Hungry for power."
904
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,040
You know,
Campbell-Black is finished after today.
905
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,399
[Lizzie] "Hungry for comfort."
906
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,799
Are you coming to bed?
907
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,840
You had better be stark bollock naked
when I get through there.
908
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,399
[dogs barking]
909
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,960
Good dogs. Good dogs. Lie down.
910
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,599
[chuckles]
911
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,199
Mmm. "Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of the Lord."
912
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,200
- [growls]
- [Cameron chuckles]
913
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,600
[Rupert groans]
914
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,200
[music continues]
915
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,360
[Lizzie] "Because as seductive
as these predators might be,
916
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,599
- one should always beware of being eaten."
- [moans, gasps]
917
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,079
[moaning]
918
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,720
[all moaning]
919
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,200
[moaning continues]
920
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,079
Bloody hell!
921
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,199
- [moaning]
- [Tony] Oh, yes!
922
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,360
[music ends]
923
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,360
[footsteps approaching]
924
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:34,880
This is a surprise.
925
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,039
The prime minister wasn't thrilled
about seeing her ministers' private lives
926
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,519
splashed all over the papers.
927
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,159
Paul Stratton's been shuffled
to the backbenches.
928
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,199
Oh, dear. Have you lost your job?
929
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,799
[chuckles] No. Not at all. No.
930
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,640
No, Mrs Thatcher's given me a promotion.
931
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:54,200
I'm her new Minister for Sport,
so thank you.
932
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,280
I couldn't have done it without you.
933
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,360
You had to come all this way
to tell me that?
934
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,560
I want you to keep your grubby little nose
out of my affairs.
935
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,600
Maggie will see through you soon enough,
you overprivileged cunt.
936
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,840
You'll have to try harder than that
if you wanna beat me, Lord Baddingham.
937
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,360
Game on.
938
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440
[♪ opera music playing]