1 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,640 - Señorita Cook. - Hi. 2 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,720 - Hello. - It's me. 3 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,640 Lord Baddingham sends his apologies, but he won't be joining you. 4 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,520 But it's the awards. He promised. 5 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,800 He's been invited to dine with Princess Diana this evening. 6 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,920 She's in Rutshire to open a new hospital ward for AIDS patients. 7 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,960 Starfucker. 8 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,320 Corinium have exclusive access to film the event. 9 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:28,120 It's franchise year. Something like this could improve Corinium's prospects. 10 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,160 I'm so sorry, Cameron. Good luck tomorrow. 11 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,280 Goodbye. 12 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,720 Careful. You'll scare the pigeons. 13 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,360 What are you doing here? 14 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,400 It's the best hotel in Málaga. 15 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,280 I was here for the Hearts game last night. What's your excuse? 16 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,440 Work. 17 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,480 Spain's answer to the British Television Awards. 18 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,400 I've been nominated. 19 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,560 Well done you. 20 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,880 No Tony? Surprised the oily baron missed the opportunity 21 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,400 for a few days of fun in the sun. 22 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,320 You should join me for dinner. 23 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,040 Excuse me? 24 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,120 Nicky and Mary, couple of pals from my showjumping days, 25 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,080 are having a few friends over for drinks and a bite at their place. 26 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,320 It'll be fun. You'll love it. 27 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:26,080 Imagine how furious Tony would be if he knew you were actually having a good time. 28 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,400 Do keep still. 29 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,080 You'll wear a hole in the carpet. 30 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,320 I don't understand why you're so upset. 31 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,200 You've had poor viewing figures before. 32 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,280 Yeah, when we put out crap. This is different. 33 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,760 What, because of Declan? 34 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,760 That potato-eating bastard really screwed me. 35 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,400 You played chicken and lost. 36 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,760 If he's so important, why don't you invite him back? 37 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,960 And have him think he rescued Corinium? I'd rather chew glass. 38 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,440 He'll come crawling back. He's up to his eyes in debt. 39 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,560 He's virtually unemployable. 40 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,560 It sounds like he needs you as much as you need him. 41 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,640 I do not need Declan O'Hara. 42 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,280 No, you don't. You're at your best when you're in a tight spot. 43 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,160 This is no different. 44 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,840 It's incredible. 45 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,640 Quite. 46 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,160 Shall we? 47 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,520 - Ah, there she is. There she is. - Rupert, darling. 48 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,600 - You look gorgeous. - Aw, as do you. 49 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,440 - Lovely to see you. - And you. 50 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 - Cameron, meet Mary. - How do you do, lovely Cameron? 51 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,400 Hi. Nice to meet you. 52 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,480 I spent hours perfecting my seating plan, and you spoil it in seconds. 53 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,280 Well, plans are meant to be broken. That's when we have the most fun. 54 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,080 This is true. Oh. 55 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,840 Still at riding weight. 56 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,600 Oh, I'm impressed you haven't gone to sea. 57 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,080 - Hello, Nicky. - Rupert! 58 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,040 I know how these ministerial jobs breed the worst habits. 59 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,880 Cameron, meet Nicky. 60 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,160 - Hi. Your home is beautiful. - Oh, well, thank you, my darling. 61 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,200 One of the many perks to being the British ambassador. 62 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,880 - Ambassador? - Oh! 63 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,800 - Right. Come on, you gorgeous people. - Please. 64 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,640 - I want to introduce you and show you off. - Please. 65 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,360 You haven't really experienced Spain until you see a bullfight. 66 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,040 I don't think so. That sounds horrific. 67 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,320 I was quite sick after my first visit. 68 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,680 Please. There are better distractions in Málaga than the matadors. 69 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,600 What you must understand is that the drama of the bullring 70 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,000 reveals one of the secrets of the Spanish. 71 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,320 They're all obsessed with death. 72 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,760 Yes, it's true. We are obsessed with death. 73 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:56,480 But the dance between man and bull symbolises how life is to be lived. 74 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:01,360 Not deferred for a future gratification which may never come. 75 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,840 Cameron, Rupert tells me that you're a nominee for the Omplete awards. 76 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,400 - Yes. - And she'll win one. 77 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,280 You always did know the right horse to back. 78 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,360 - Mm-hmm. - Usually your own. 79 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,880 Of course. 80 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,200 Not that I'm suggesting that you're a horse, of course. 81 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,280 I'm sorry. 82 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,680 - So, you are an actress? - No, I'm a producer. 83 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,320 - Oh, you prefer to make the decisions? - Exactly. 84 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,600 Well, the very best of luck for tomorrow. 85 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,640 Cheers. 86 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,520 You will be careful, won't you? 87 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,680 Of... Of Rupert? Of course. 88 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,760 I mean with Rupert. 89 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,760 You never saw him in the ring. He was magnificent. 90 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,200 Giving it up the way he did, 91 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,600 I thought he'd ruin himself with women and drink, 92 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,840 but he's done marvellously as Minister of Sport 93 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,080 because it matters to him to be the best. 94 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,280 It's likely Mrs Thatcher will call an election this summer. 95 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,280 She needs to stamp out Kinnock. 96 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,600 But if it goes poorly and the Tories lose, 97 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,880 he may drift again. 98 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,560 He needs something more permanent to fulfil him. 99 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,960 - Should my ears be burning? - Oh? 100 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,240 Definitely. 101 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,360 I might have another one. 102 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,160 What's Tony's appeal? 103 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,720 I can see why he finds you irresistible, but... 104 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,400 you realise he'll never leave Monica? 105 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,520 I know what you're doing, 106 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,280 and you're wasting your time. 107 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,320 Tony and I give each other what we need, and it works. 108 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,800 Yet you're here... 109 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,880 alone. 110 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,160 Just think of the fun we'd have. 111 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,640 It's no fun when you make it this easy. 112 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,680 The princess is very pretty. Don't you think? 113 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,360 We were so far away I could barely make her out. 114 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,080 Oh, she draws people in. 115 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,440 Must be quite something to have that effect on people. 116 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,920 Mmm. And all that star quality means that their egos become a nightmare. 117 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,760 I am not certain we're still talking about the princess. 118 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,960 Oh, building the success of Corinium 119 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,080 around one magnetic character was risky, 120 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,760 but maybe this is a blessing in disguise. 121 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,720 How so? 122 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,800 It offers you the opportunity to take things in a new direction. 123 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,240 If your staff could see you now... 124 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,920 I don't play the role of office tyrant just because I enjoy it. 125 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:08,160 You should catch more bees with honey, Tender Tony. 126 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,200 The face of a new, caring organisation. 127 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,200 Corinium Cares. 128 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,880 It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think? 129 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,040 You know, I'd quite like to finish our drinks upstairs. 130 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,560 Wouldn't you? 131 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,720 So, I suppose this is goodnight? 132 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,080 Thank you for this evening. 133 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,000 It was very, uh... stimulating. 134 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,040 Am I the first Black woman you've fucked? 135 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,720 Am I your first Olympian? 136 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,000 I may not see you in the morning. 137 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,240 I'm up early for a charity breakfast at the WI. 138 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,240 Of course. 139 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,640 I hope it goes well. 140 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,120 Sleep well, darling. 141 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640 And you, darling. 142 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Rupert. 143 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,760 Looking for a light. 144 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,640 There is something about watching the sunrise. 145 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200 That's not the only thing that's rising. 146 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,120 I'm serious. 147 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,840 - I mean, can't you feel it? - Ab-so-fucking-lutely. 148 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,880 I want you to pay more attention to my clitoris this time, okay? 149 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960 Don't be shy. 150 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,760 Well, I am a member of the "clitory" party. 151 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,320 Mmm. 152 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960 Hmm. 153 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,160 God, woman, you've got me as hard as the Rock of Gibraltar. 154 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,800 - Mmm. I'm flattered. - You should be. 155 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,360 - Okay. But, unfortunately... - What? 156 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,600 - ...I need to work. - No. 157 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,080 Yes. Declan has left us with a hole to fill in the schedule, 158 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,040 and I need to come up with some new ideas fast. 159 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,520 It's so gorgeous outside. 160 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,440 Maybe a change of scenery will be inspiring. 161 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,080 Come on. 162 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,240 Let's grab some lunch and see where the day takes us. 163 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,320 What do you say? 164 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,760 Thank you. 165 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,600 Perfection. 166 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,280 Okay. I think I gotta pee again. 167 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,240 No. No, I'm okay. 168 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,120 You're adorable when you're nervous. 169 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,200 Um, I got you something. 170 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,240 It's an Indalo. 171 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,360 Spanish swear by them for luck. 172 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,480 You don't have to. Just chuck it into your handbag. 173 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,680 Please, I want to. 174 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,240 Come on. 175 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,400 I wish you could come tonight. 176 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,200 I'm not sure I fancy pretending 177 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,880 to be Lord Baddingham for the evening. 178 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,720 I am gonna catch up with paperwork from the comfort of that bed, 179 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,760 where I intend to celebrate with you several times over when you get back. 180 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,400 Now, your carriage awaits. 181 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,960 Oh, fuck. 182 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,680 Yes. 183 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,800 {\an8}Hello. Uh, I've got something of an emergency on my hands, 184 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,240 and I need these very important documents copied quickly. 185 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,760 Can you do that? 186 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,640 {\an8}Sir, my manager has locked the office and left for the day. 187 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,160 {\an8} Mateo. 188 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,880 I'd imagine a handsome man like you has got big dreams. 189 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,640 Oh, I'd imagine there's quite a lot that's big about you. 190 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,560 Maybe you wanna be manager of this place one day. 191 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,080 Well, to do that, you've got to show 192 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,360 you're the kind of man that can get things done. 193 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,640 Why don't you be that man today? 194 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,440 I can speak to maintenance about the spare key, Mr Campbell-Black. 195 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,680 Good man. 196 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,880 I'm taking you out. 197 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,200 Only if you're free, of course. 198 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,840 - Um-- - You are free? 199 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,400 - Yes, I'm free. I've got some time. - Make yourself free. 200 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,440 - I can make myself free for you. - Oh. Oh, you don't have-- 201 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,960 Good man. 202 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,320 - Um, well-- - Ooh. 203 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,320 Who's a handsome boy? 204 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,640 Mary's expecting. 205 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,440 - Congratulations. - We'd almost given up. 206 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,000 But it seems practise does make perfect. 207 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,280 You look so happy. 208 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,400 I am. 209 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Are you? 210 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,600 Your American chum's rather marvellous. 211 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,760 Wedding bells on the horizon? 212 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,240 She is certainly something special, 213 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,880 but marriage with anyone is the furthest thing from my mind. 214 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,600 You're getting a bit too long in the tooth to play Casanova, old boy. 215 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,080 Settle down. 216 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,120 You'd be lucky to have her. 217 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,640 There is someone, but... 218 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,560 she's out of bounds. 219 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,640 Never stopped you before. 220 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,520 I just want to see all my friends as happy as I am, 221 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,080 and I don't think I've seen you happy for a very, very long time. 222 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,680 Oh. Nearly ready for you, sir. 223 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,920 Yes. 224 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,320 I clock off soon. There is a club in town. 225 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,560 It's a lot of fun. 226 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,560 Very open-minded. 227 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,160 Um... 228 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,280 Good evening, madam. 229 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,560 Fuck, she's early. 230 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,320 Distract her and next time I'll let you buy me dinner. 231 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,000 - Señorita. - Hmm? 232 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,240 Congratulations... 233 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,920 - ...on your award. - Thank you. 234 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,240 - You really deserve that. - Thank you. 235 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,200 - Do you need-- - Thank you. Have a good night. 236 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,080 Oh, mmm. 237 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,400 Mmm. 238 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,280 I fucking did it. 239 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,520 Congratulations. You deserve it. 240 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,600 You know, I tried to impress them with my rusty high school Spanish. 241 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,320 I'm sure you were marvellous. You're marvellous. 242 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,480 Oh, what have you been doing? You're sweating. 243 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,120 Too much champagne. 244 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720 Huh. 245 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,360 You running out on me? 246 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,320 Hooligans started a riot at last night's Millwall game. 247 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,320 If I'd have been in England, I could have intervened sooner. 248 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,960 As it is, there's a few dozen walking wounded. 249 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,440 - Four in hospital, two serious. - Oh. I'm so sorry. 250 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,280 Now I've got to hightail it back to Westminster and do damage limitation. 251 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,400 Okay. 252 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,000 You're the best time I've ever had in Spain. 253 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,440 Well, admittedly, Miss Corinium was a bit of a fiasco, 254 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,160 but it did bring the viewers in, even if it was to complain. 255 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,680 Lady Gosling's got my balls in a vice over our general output. 256 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,800 She thinks we're taking the franchise for granted. 257 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,520 It's just a blip, darling. You're very good at what you do. 258 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,640 You've held the franchise for ten years. 259 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,160 You know, maybe it's time to try something new. 260 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,000 - Like what? - What about showing polo tournaments? 261 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,200 I mean, a good bit of Bar Sinister's buzz 262 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,320 is due to the locals hoping to bump into a player whenever there's a home game. 263 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,480 I suppose the opportunity for you to trade on your contacts and make money 264 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,600 has got nothing to do with it. 265 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,120 It's international, Tony. 266 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,400 It'll go down well with the rest of the family. 267 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,240 Think of the bigger picture, darling. 268 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,920 You could put polo on the map. 269 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,800 There's nothing to think about. I bloody hate polo. 270 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,440 Cameron's writing our pitch for the franchise. 271 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,440 Once the IBA get it, it'll be business as usual for the next ten years. 272 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,760 She won't let me down! 273 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,360 Last night's violence was unexpected and unacceptable. 274 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,680 I'd like to reassure the public 275 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,000 I'm committed to dealing with the underlying causes 276 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,640 so the true fans can enjoy football safely. 277 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,320 And that was Rupert Campbell-Black, Minister for Sport, 278 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,080 clearly failing to manage the ongoing crisis after last night's riot. 279 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,320 And now over to Amanda and the weather easel. 280 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,080 Hello and good news for gardeners. 281 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,080 There are hints of showers later in the week-- 282 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,720 You're back. 283 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,040 Whole time I've been away, I've been thinking about your roly-poly. 284 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,920 Didn't get to see you enjoy it last time. 285 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,200 Well, why don't you stick around to see me enjoy it now? 286 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,920 Mmm. 287 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,080 That's so good. 288 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,720 Well... 289 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,720 Sometimes good things do come to those who wait. 290 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,600 No... [stammers] ...Gertrude, down. 291 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,280 God. 292 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,480 Don't they realise some of us are on school hols? 293 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,240 Don't look so worried. 294 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,800 I've come to deliver a message to your father from Lord B. 295 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,120 Tell your dad if he doesn't come good on the money he owes, 296 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,960 next time it'll be the bailiffs. 297 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,720 And they won't be as nice as me. 298 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,840 Come on. Come on, Gertrude. 299 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,920 Come on. 300 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,240 - Oh, Taggie. - Oh, well done, Taggie. 301 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,680 Though they're very hot on abstinence at school. 302 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,840 They say it's the only way to avoid the "A" word. 303 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,880 The "A" word? 304 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,000 - AIDS. - Oh. 305 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,280 - Maud. - Don't. 306 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,680 Boarding school. Absolutely the best place for a young girl. 307 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,320 Raise them up in the way they should go-- 308 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,720 And when they are old, they will not depart from it. 309 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,200 - Oh, beautiful. - Thank you. Thank you. 310 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,920 Must be a relief getting the girls away from London 311 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,600 and the scourge of single mothers. 312 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,560 There was a pregnancy scare last term, but now the girls 313 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,400 - just do it up the bum instead. - Caitlin. 314 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,080 Sorry I'm late. Mmm. 315 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,480 - Looks delicious, Taggie. Well done. - The lone wanderer returns. 316 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:43,200 It's the moral responsibility of us all to protect our young women. 317 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,560 So that's why faith and morality are central 318 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,720 to our company's new plans, Your Grace. 319 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,720 But with you on the board to steer us-- 320 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,480 Forgive me, but it's difficult to reconcile your agenda... 321 00:31:54,480 --> 00:32:00,040 ...given the present company's fondness for liquor and other people's wives. 322 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,680 Oh, well, I-I've actually given up the booze, Your Grace. 323 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,760 Keeping a clear head to finish my book on Yeats. 324 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,240 Oh, yeah, I am all for clean living. 325 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,160 My body is a temple. 326 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,800 Well, I mean, cathedral. 327 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,760 Is that so? 328 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,760 I'm serious about the franchise. 329 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,520 And I will do whatever it takes to give us the best chance of success. 330 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,240 Uh, I can see how I'd serve you, 331 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,120 but how would you serve the diocese? 332 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,160 Well, if we do win the bid, 333 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,080 Christmas Mass will be a fixed televised event at Cotchester Cathedral. 334 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,440 - Wine, Bishop? - Oh. 335 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,880 Perhaps just a small one. 336 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,320 Or two. 337 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,120 God bless. 338 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,440 Whisky? 339 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,960 Myself and Freddie have done quite well. 340 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,320 Signing up the great and the good of Rutshire while you were away in Spain. 341 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,800 And we've had to be careful so Tony doesn't find out, 342 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,840 but everyone we approached is a real asset. 343 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,880 Fill me in. 344 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,320 All right. Well, there was, uh, 345 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,320 - Enid Spink, the composer. - Oh. 346 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,880 Tony's ignored her request for a youth orchestra for years. 347 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,200 Uh, with your extensive musical catalogue, you are uniquely positioned 348 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,080 to shape the musical programme. 349 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,840 And also, we are prepared to divert funds for a youth orchestra. 350 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,520 If you win the franchise, if we win the franchise, 351 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,400 get rid of that bronze little fart James Vereker. 352 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,680 It would be my pleasure. 353 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,400 - She's close to Lady Gosling. - I know. 354 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400 It's a real boon to have her on board. 355 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,480 Then there's Wesley Emerson. 356 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,440 We need a face for our sports programmes. 357 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,760 He's a Cotchester cricket legend and the public love him. 358 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,720 Look, Wesley, think about it as an investment against your future 359 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,200 when you can't play anymore. 360 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,680 Yeah, you won't have to do much, and we'll offer you a small director's fee. 361 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,960 Let's say, uh, £10,000. 362 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,560 Yeah. You know, I always thought I'd be good on a television. 363 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,440 You might say I have a "wicket" sense of humour. 364 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,920 Cover yourself up there. Here you go, yeah. 365 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,000 Lord Lieutenant Henry Hampshire. Rutshire royalty. 366 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,160 He'll bring some class to our bid. And he has deep pockets. 367 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,440 - Well, you can count me in, gents. - Mmm. 368 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,520 Hermione and I love wildlife programmes. 369 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,800 Anything to encourage the public to engage in country life. 370 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,480 Yes, nothing we love more than being out in the fresh air, 371 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,840 taking in the beauty of nature. 372 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,000 Shot. 373 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,800 Especially with a light Burgundy. 374 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,920 Then there's this millionaire whizz-kid, Toshi Yamazaki. 375 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,640 His tech know-how will put us way ahead of Tony. 376 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,240 Technology. It's gonna be vital in giving us the edge on winning the bid, 377 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:45,080 which means there's an opportunity to make money. Lots of it. 378 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,520 - Send me the paperwork on Monday. - Champion. 379 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,840 Always a pleasure doing business with you, Toshi. 380 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,880 You know, I think there might be something in this electric car business. 381 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,320 I've got some news too, but where's Freddie? 382 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,600 Oh, he'll be here any minute. I'll grab another bottle. 383 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,800 Lunch was perfect. 384 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,880 Yeah. 385 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,320 Did Spain go well? 386 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,840 It was, uh, rewarding. 387 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,480 Come here, Gertrude. 388 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,680 Got something for you. Look. 389 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,480 Oh, that is so sweet. 390 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,560 - She'll be happy for hours. - Yeah. 391 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,880 Um, something for you too. 392 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,800 - Me? - Yeah. 393 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720 But... 394 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,640 No one ever buys me gifts like this. This... 395 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,400 It's beautiful. 396 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,320 I'm surprised Tony didn't call the loan in earlier. 397 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,960 - Mmm. - Never misses a chance to have a go. 398 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,880 I'll have to deliver my book on Yeats to bring in some money while we bid. 399 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,280 - Anything to get him off me back. - I agree. 400 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,160 You need money and we need you. 401 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,560 I've got a partial solution. I'd like to buy the bluebell wood. 402 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,640 - I don't need charity. - It's not charity. 403 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,560 You're our managing director. 404 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,600 You can't risk Tony getting nasty and possibly forcing you into bankruptcy. 405 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,960 It won't come to that. 406 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,040 Well, if it does, I've no intention of actually employing you. 407 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,560 I've heard how you speak to your bosses. 408 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,840 I'm being pragmatic. 409 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,600 So, Venturer? 410 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,960 Is that the name we're still agreed on? 411 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,840 I don't care what we're called as long as we win. 412 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,880 - Mmm. - And... 413 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:55,320 I have something guaranteed to give us the advantage. 414 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,840 Give us a look. 415 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800 It's Corinium paperwork. 416 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,240 It's their bid for the franchise. 417 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,800 How the hell did you get hold of this? 418 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,280 Short version? I got a tip-off, 419 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,080 flew to Spain, seduced Cameron Cook and copied them. 420 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,720 You did what? 421 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,600 Where was Tony while all this was going on? 422 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,920 I wangled him into that fancy dinner with Princess Di at Badminton. 423 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,680 Don't worry. Neither of them have a clue. 424 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,800 Although, I must say, 425 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,120 getting one up on Tony was even more pleasurable than I anticipated. 426 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,880 You stole Corinium property, Rupert. That's a crime. 427 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,040 And sleeping with Cameron just to get company secrets? 428 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,360 - That's not who we are. - Be realistic. 429 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,880 We're pitching for a franchise worth over £120 million. 430 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,720 How long do you think we'll last if we play the same dirty tricks that Tony does? 431 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,800 Well, how long do you think we'll last if we don't? 432 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,160 I believe in us, but we have nothing. 433 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,440 You're a temperamental journalist. I'm a retired showjumper. 434 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,760 Freddie makes technology most people don't understand. 435 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,760 We'll need far more than audacity to win this. 436 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,440 I won't work like this. 437 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,600 Daddy's right. You lied to Cameron. You used her. 438 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,080 I mean, d-don't you care if you hurt other people? 439 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,720 - At least someone here sees sense. - What the hell are you doing? 440 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,840 Idiots! Principles won't pay the bills. 441 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,680 All right, all right. Declan, you've made yourself clear. 442 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,520 Usually, I trust your judgement. 443 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,120 This time you're wrong. 444 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaking as chairman, I'm with Declan. 445 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,880 We need to be better. 446 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,360 {\an8} Anyway, enough about Declan. 447 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,240 Now we got rid of our dead weight, I've got big plans. 448 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,000 Corinium Cares. It's gonna be the new buzz phrase around here. 449 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,120 Oh, here she is. The golden girl. 450 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,680 - Congratulations on the Omplete. - Here she is. 451 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,400 Fantastic news. 452 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,600 Wonder if she'll get a perk for that. 453 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,520 I've solved our Declan problem. 454 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,920 I noticed quite a contention of Brits in Spain. 455 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,400 I'm thinking a sexy glamorous drama following the lives of expats in Málaga. 456 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,640 EastEnders with tan lines. 457 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,880 Ideas like that 458 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,280 - are what's gonna keep Corinium on top. - Mmm. 459 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,200 Ompletes and royal dinners. Just the start of things to come. 460 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,160 Princess Di was delightful. Rather quiet though. 461 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,320 Not like Fergie. 462 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,400 That smile of hers. You can tell she's a minx. 463 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,080 Something about women named Sarah. 464 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,280 Oh. [chuckles] Yeah. 465 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,000 Very good. 466 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,200 You know, I truly don't understand the fuss about Diana. 467 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,840 She's so earnest, always touching the patients. 468 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,520 She must be hand-washing constantly. 469 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,600 Well, fortunately, they kept the deviants away. 470 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,080 No reason to put the rest of us at risk. 471 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,400 Sorry to interrupt. 472 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,760 Thought you'd want to know they're having an emergency meeting 473 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,000 in the House of Commons about the Millwall riots. 474 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,280 Rupert's in for a grilling. 475 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,840 The wonder boy has finally lost his shine. 476 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,720 - Do you think he could get the sack? - Fingers crossed. 477 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,960 You're either really desperate to see the franchise application, 478 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,800 or you're really pleased to see me. 479 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,480 What do you think? Come here. 480 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,160 Not now. 481 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,240 Teasing me. Fine. 482 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,480 I'll be at yours tonight by 7:00. 483 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,960 Actually, no. 484 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,040 I booked us a table this evening at Deleitar. 485 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,440 I'm craving paella. 486 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,160 You know my situation. That's why we got Hamilton Terrace. 487 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,280 Come on. It's perfect. Why change things? 488 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,360 I'm tired of being locked away. I'm bored. 489 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,800 All I ask is we be discreet. 490 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,280 And... [stammers] ...why is this suddenly a problem? 491 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,840 Is it because of the awards? 492 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,320 Is it? 493 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,680 You don't think I didn't want to see you on stage? 494 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,120 All those people applauding just how bloody brilliant you are. 495 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,400 Knowing I put you there. 496 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,120 I put myself there. Don't forget that. 497 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,160 Yes, yes. 498 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,080 Yes. Yes. 499 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,720 Just beautiful, aren't you? 500 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,320 You don't wanna play with these. 501 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,480 Come on, give me-- give me this. 502 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,360 Yes. What have we got? 503 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,520 What's it called? What's it called? 504 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,880 Yes. Yes. Yes. 505 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,720 Yeah. [groans] Come on. 506 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,600 Come here, please. Who's covering this ball? 507 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,640 Hi, Angie. Hi. 508 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640 You like dogs? 509 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,240 What a lovely surprise. 510 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,280 There's a lot you don't know about me. 511 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,640 Wasn't sure I'd be seeing you again. 512 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,800 Tony's left for Cannes. 513 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,720 How fortuitous. You know what day it is today? 514 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,240 First of May. Why? 515 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,360 First of May. First of May. 516 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,000 Outdoor fucking starts today. 517 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,560 - Is that a thing? - It is in Rutshire. 518 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,720 - God, you Brits are weird. - You have no idea. 519 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,800 Mmm. 520 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,880 But as usual, it do rain. 521 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,760 So we fucks off indoors again. 522 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,240 Going somewhere? 523 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,560 No, I thought I'd go home. 524 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,560 I have a meeting, but I'll be back soon to give you a good send off. 525 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,760 You leaving me alone? 526 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,880 Mrs Bodkin's away. You'll have the place to yourself. 527 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,480 Bacon and eggs in the fridge. Make yourself at home. 528 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,280 - Oh. - It's really happening, guys. 529 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,000 Oh! They look magnificent. 530 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,600 - Wonderful. - They look fantastic. 531 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,800 - Oh, they look great. - Very nice. It's great, isn't it? 532 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,280 - But this is top secret. - Let's have a look. 533 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,360 There's no talking about it until we launch. 534 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,360 Ah, that was the last version. Yes. 535 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,200 I know I deserve the cold shoulder. 536 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,560 Yeah. If you still think I'm an idiot. 537 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,600 I should never have said that. 538 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,560 Delivery for Mr Campbell-Black. 539 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,120 Thank you. 540 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,320 Cameron? 541 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,920 You wanna tell me about this? 542 00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,960 Let me guess. 543 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,960 Venturer is a sports initiative you're campaigning for? Hmm? 544 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,680 Hi. Hi. 545 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,520 Uh, I have to tell you something. 546 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,640 And I want you to hear me out before you react. 547 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,600 I'm working with Declan and Freddie, 548 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,000 and we're putting in a bid to get Tony out of the picture. 549 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,720 Don't be ridiculous. 550 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,960 We're Venturer. 551 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,440 And when we were in Spain, 552 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,080 I stole Corinium's franchise application to help ours. 553 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,480 But we... 554 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,280 How... 555 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,440 Is that why you slept with me? 556 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,120 I knew. 557 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,360 I knew. I kn... I knew something wasn't right. 558 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,280 I knew something wasn't right. 559 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,480 Do you have any idea how hard I've had to work to get where I am? 560 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,240 I saw an opportunity and I took it. You'd have done the same. 561 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:09,560 So you don't care who you hurt to get what you want, do you? 562 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,840 It wasn't personal. 563 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,840 Says every man who's tried to screw me over. 564 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,480 Cameron. 565 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,560 - Look-- - But you won't bury me. 566 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,280 Just give me one minute to explain. 567 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,520 No. You'll just make me work harder to be the baddest bitch in this business. 568 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,800 Cameron. 569 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,560 Oh. And since we're being honest, 570 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,720 you may be my first Olympian, but I think you're overrated.