1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,919 Previously on Queen of Oz... Jessica Bramer. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,359 How do you even remember me? She was one of the girls at school 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,799 who used to bully me. They used to throw sweets and oink at me. 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,919 "You'll never be queen. You're too fat to be queen." 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,239 "Fatty, fatty, queen, queen." 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,960 - SHE EXCLAIMS, DOG YAPS - Oh! 7 00:00:13,963 --> 00:00:16,479 Teddy... Should I call you "daughter"? 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,000 - Ma'am? Oh! - SHE EXCLAIMS, DOG YAPS 9 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:19,999 "Koala ears". That's what she used to call me. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,839 That's a cute nickname. How about Princess Pubes? 11 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,079 That's not so nice. 12 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,639 This is all your fault. "Talk to her, you'll feel better. 13 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,039 "Trust me." That's what you said. 14 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,999 Yeah, talk to her, not verbally induce labour. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,359 The baby's coming. Oh, my God. Can I smell urine? 16 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,439 I'm not urinating! Well, someone's urinating. 17 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,199 Stop saying "urinating"! Oh! It's crowning. Argh! 18 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,399 I'm about to marry a man I don't love. Wow. 19 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,079 Throw into the mix the headache of choosing which crown to wear 20 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,800 and you can see why I'm such a mess. 21 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,279 GEORGIANA LAUGHS And it wasn't the first time anyway. 22 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,639 LIGHT POLITE LAUGHTER 23 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,279 Rebecca? 24 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,959 So I'm sure you'll find Australia is a business friendly, 25 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,159 highly globalised economy 26 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,279 with bountiful natural resources and seamless access 27 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,959 to the Asia Pacific market. 28 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,639 It's a very exciting time for the microchip industry 29 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:10,439 and we are confident Australia will be the ideal location 30 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,599 for you to open your new factory. 31 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,239 That's our pitch. 32 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,800 Can I get an amen? 33 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,479 Inappropriate. 34 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,119 Look, I'll be frank with you, ma'am. 35 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,119 It's down to you and Switzerland. Switzerland? 36 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,839 Lazy people. 37 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,559 Far more interested in yodelling and hoarding Nazi gold 38 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,839 than they are in working. 39 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,000 SHE CHUCKLES 40 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,679 And how has your tour of Australia been so far, Mr Frusctaine? 41 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,959 WHISPERED: Stop it. 42 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,479 I have to say that, for a first world country, 43 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,839 I expected Australia to be a little less, let's say, rugged. 44 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:49,959 Ah... Oh, John, don't be fooled by our majestic terrain. 45 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,879 We're a thriving, contemporary, high-tech country. 46 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,479 So's Switzerland, without being covered in red dirt 47 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,959 and ridiculous animals. 48 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,599 Shots fired, sir. 49 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,159 There is no such thing as a ridiculous animal, 50 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,239 although the numbat does slightly undermine my argument. 51 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,199 LAUGHTER 52 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,479 I would hate for you to fall for the trope that Australia 53 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,360 is a primitive backwoods wasteland. 54 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,079 STRAINED: For God's sake, what is the matter with you? 55 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,120 What? 56 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,119 SHE SCREAMS 57 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,640 THEY ALL YELL 58 00:02:19,641 --> 00:02:21,159 Oh, my...! 59 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,399 HE SCREAMS 60 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,840 It's OK, it's OK... 61 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,159 Queen Georgie once again hitting the headlines today. 62 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,479 JONESY: We need investment in this country. 63 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,079 I just feel that she's let us down 64 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,119 and, you know, like, it's a snake! It's a snake. 65 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,799 We've all had snakes on the dinner table. 66 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,559 It's very unfortunate what's happened. 67 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,359 Embarrassment, totally. 68 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,959 Probably the less I say about that one, the better. 69 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,959 RADIO HOST: She finally had a chance 70 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,159 to do something good for our economy, 71 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,519 and she just couldn't control a snake? What?! 72 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,639 I think that she's just a regular old lady who is trying to do 73 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,519 her best and everybody's a little bit out for her. 74 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,120 Ginge and minge. 75 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,759 Whinge, sorry. Whinge. 76 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,680 Pain in the arse. 77 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,199 Uh... 78 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,319 Have you seen this? 79 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,639 Hmm? 80 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:19,519 "Big deal SNAKED by Swiss." Har-har. 81 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,319 While I'm trying to drum up business for this backwoods wasteland. 82 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,959 Meanwhile, we'll probably get a couple of wombats 83 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,159 shitting in the bed tonight. They come out in cubes. 84 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,759 What? Wombats, their faeces come out in cubes. Interesting fact. 85 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,199 In no way is it. And never use the word faeces round me again. 86 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,679 You know what this is? 87 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,719 Um... My idea of hell. 88 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,079 It's Nepal. I was thinking we could honeymoon there. 89 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,679 Oh, do stop. 90 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,639 All anyone talks about lately is wedding arrangements. 91 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,359 Matthew's been titting about with the seating plan for over a week. 92 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,359 It is approaching. Yes, like an oncoming train. 93 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,799 There's this great volunteering programme where you get to 94 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,199 help teach families sustainable agriculture. 95 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,959 I'm sorry, have we met? 96 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,199 We can make a big difference. Yes, by writing a big cheque! 97 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,199 Come on, it'd be great. Just the two of us. 98 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,439 No press, really getting our hands dirty. 99 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,199 The only dirty thing I want touching my hands right now is a martini. 100 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,719 I can think of... one other dirty thing. 101 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,519 No, I'm done here. 102 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,199 I'm done talking about honeymoons, 103 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,159 I'm done talking about wedding plans. I just... 104 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,560 I just want to be left alone. 105 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,799 We need to talk wedding dress. 106 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,199 I'm going to kick you in your throat. 107 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,280 ROYAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS 108 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,799 Shit. 109 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,839 Shitter. 110 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,879 Shittest. 111 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,239 Spoke too soon. 112 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,999 Hold on - you think I'm a bridal jacket age? 113 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,839 Anabel suggested that, Your Majesty. 114 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,839 It has nothing to do with your age. 115 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,479 It's about hiding your body flaws. 116 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,879 My body flaws. Obviously, not all of them. 117 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,480 But you can't get married in a burqa, can you? 118 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,079 Next. 119 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,639 Now, this one's my favourite. 120 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,039 Well, that would usually disqualify it immediately, 121 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,559 but that's actually not bad. 122 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,359 And it would be a great PR win for us because that dress is made 123 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,079 out of recycled materials. 124 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,599 It's made out of rubbish? No, ma'am, recycled materials. 125 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,319 They get reprocessed into new fibres and then spun 126 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,879 into a gorgeous new fabric. So it's made out of rubbish? 127 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,519 At least consider it, ma'am. 128 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,079 You have a massive platform. Rude! 129 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,279 Just by wearing a recycled dress, you're helping save the planet. 130 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,359 Oh, give it a rest, Zoe. 131 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,279 Planet's fine. Actually, it's not, is it? 132 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,879 Let's face it, it's melting before our eyes, 133 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,119 so, yeah, absolutely. Why not? 134 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,039 Why not get married in a dress made of decomposing flip-flops? 135 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,319 Count me in. And while you're at it, knock me up a little bridal jacket 136 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,520 out of an old mattress. Can't wait! 137 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,679 Oh. A moment of your time, ma'am. 138 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,839 Is this about the wedding? No. What is it about? 139 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,439 The after-wedding reception. Now, would you like your guests 140 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,780 to have the choice... 141 00:05:49,781 --> 00:05:51,119 MUFFLED ATTEMPTED SPEECH 142 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,480 I can do this all day. 143 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,600 And FYI, Ryan Reynolds is a hard no. 144 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,919 Ma'am. I finally finished the seating chart. 145 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,400 It took me absolute weeks... 146 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,159 SHE SIGHS 147 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,959 DOG GROWLS 148 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,280 DOG YAPS 149 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,600 UNDER HER BREATH: Oh... 150 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,920 God. 151 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,919 SHE SCREAMS 152 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,199 Sorry... You startled me. 153 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,959 I can only imagine the shock of someone slowly turning round. 154 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,359 What are you doing out here? 155 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,959 It seems there's still a lot to be done before the wedding. 156 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,639 Yes, Sylvia, there is. 157 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,719 Ah... 158 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,960 I just... need a moment. 159 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,079 To myself. 160 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,360 I see. 161 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,200 How did you sleep? 162 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,719 What? I was just wondering how you slept last night. 163 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,959 Why do you care how I slept? Oh, no particular reason, no. 164 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,759 Then why do you ask? I was just wondering how you slept. 165 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,399 Are you secretly writing a tell-all about me? 166 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,679 SHE LAUGHS 167 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,879 Teddy said you had a wicked sense of humour. 168 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,120 SHE CHUCKLES 169 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,159 Think you'll sleep well on your wedding night? 170 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,319 Your Majesty? 171 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,340 SYLVIA EXCLAIMS 172 00:07:18,341 --> 00:07:19,359 Oh... 173 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,999 Do excuse me for interrupting. 174 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,119 No, do, please - interrupt. 175 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,199 The Prime Minister is waiting for you, ma'am. 176 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,399 Is she? Of course she is. Excellent. 177 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,479 And also, what a shame we can't continue this little chat. 178 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,639 Shall we have lunch after? Teddy won't be back until late. 179 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,319 We can talk wedding make-up so you don't look so ruddy. 180 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,160 - FORCED CHUCKLE - That's a great idea. 181 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,399 She kept asking me how I slept. Who does that? 182 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,959 Is that what real families do? Thank God mine rarely speak to me. 183 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,039 My wife takes great interest in how I'm enjoying my tea. 184 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,519 Every bloody sip. 185 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,599 I didn't realise we had a safe word for when Sylvia gets too boring. 186 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,759 Ma'am? "Prime Minister"? 187 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,719 Nice work. Oh... 188 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,159 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 189 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,560 Good afternoon, Your Majesty. Shit! 190 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,399 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 191 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,440 Ma'am? 192 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,519 IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Ah, no, love... Sorry, er... Er... 193 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,319 Ya... Mrs... Your... Your... worship. 194 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,760 I know it's you. 195 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,279 Nah, what? 196 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,759 Shut up! 197 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,279 Nah, the Queen's not here... 198 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,319 Well, she's here, but, you know, I'm not her, so you can... 199 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,679 You know, you should probably... So... So... 200 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,519 IN NORMAL ACCENT: You were supposed to be a safe word! 201 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,159 I am not doing this today. 202 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,239 Oh, no. No, no, no. 203 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,879 Safe word. Safe word! No! 204 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,600 - No way. - DOG YAPS 205 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,240 That girl needs a good night's sleep. 206 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,079 This is why I'm a Republican. 207 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,640 CAR ENGINE STARTS 208 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,239 We're leaving. What? 209 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,639 Where? Anywhere that isn't here. 210 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,639 Ma'am... 211 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,119 We can't take you off the grounds 212 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,359 without setting up security protocols in advance. 213 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,759 I'm getting this car and driving off with or without you. 214 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,559 And FYI, I don't know how to drive, 215 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:17,519 so you can either... drive me... 216 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,440 - HORN HONKS - ...or... 217 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,640 you can stay here and... 218 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,080 find yourself another job. 219 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,039 Is you in or is you out? 220 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,080 HE SIGHS 221 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,559 Get in the back. 222 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,719 HORN HONKS 223 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,720 MUSIC: Mess Around by Super Wild Horses 224 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,919 ♪ I got a message for you 225 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,919 ♪ It goes ooh-ooh-ooh 226 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,439 ♪ What are you gonna do 227 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,119 ♪ When I go out of town? 228 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,959 ♪ Cos when I'm flying away 229 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,359 ♪ I won't be staying at home any more, no, no 230 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,160 ♪ I'm gonna mess around... ♪ 231 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,479 Where are we going? 232 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,159 Good question. Anywhere we go, there's a security risk. 233 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,279 Oh, lighten up. No-one wants to kill me. 234 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,599 I can think of at least one. I can take care of myself. 235 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,119 With respect, ma'am, when you saw a cockroach in your room, 236 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,719 you asked if I could, quote, "burn Macquarie House to the ground" 237 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,359 "and make it look like an accident." And if you know of a better way 238 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,279 to get rid of a cockroach, I'd love to hear it. 239 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,800 MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO 240 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,199 You're not as angry with me as you're making out. 241 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,159 Oh, yeah? What gives you that idea? 242 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,079 This business. 243 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,399 It's called a tell. 244 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,199 It's called an itch. Mm-hm. 245 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,359 In the wild, scratching your neck means you want to be groomed. 246 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,439 It's a sign of affection. 247 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,479 Right... Well, in this case, it's just a sign of a mozzie bite. 248 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,439 Sorry to disappoint you. 249 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,079 Makes no difference to me. 250 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,599 Tell it to David Attenborough. 251 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,640 He's the one who keeps banging on about it. 252 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,079 Look, if you're just going to sit there seething, I can drive myself. 253 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,719 Except you don't know how to drive. 254 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,599 I can figure it out. Really? Which one of these pedals is accelerator? 255 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,799 That's a trick question. There's no such thing as an accelerator. 256 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,119 Oh, but there is. Yeah, I know, it's the one on the right. 257 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,479 Wrong. Correct, because it's the one on the left. 258 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,439 Incorrect, cos it IS the one on the right. Mm... 259 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,079 QUICKLY: Who am I, who am I, who am I? 260 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,560 NASALLY: Incorrect, because it IS the one on the right. 261 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,719 I actually thought it was in the middle. 262 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,599 This is bullshit! There's 1,000 more details to be signed off on 263 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,199 and she just decides to take the rest of the day off. 264 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,079 I believe that's called being a sovereign. It's not cool! 265 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,519 We've been working our arses off for weeks on this. 266 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,879 And I believe that's called "having a job". 267 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,000 Hold on, are you all getting paid for this? 268 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,159 Well, what can we do if she's not here? 269 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,639 Celebrate! 270 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,719 CORKS POP 271 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,320 FEEL-GOOD INDIE MUSIC PLAYS 272 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,759 Can't believe that bitch gets to eat this good every day. 273 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,120 HE LAUGHS 274 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,400 Yeah-eah! 275 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,919 MUSIC STOPS, DOG YAPS, SHE EXCLAIMS 276 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,759 Don't worry, darling. She'll be here soon. She will! 277 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,040 MUSIC RESUMES 278 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,439 We're here. And "here" is where? 279 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,719 The one place I could think of where we wouldn't be seen. 280 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,119 So the beginning of every true-crime docu-series. 281 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,919 No, the current here would just push your corpse right back on shore. 282 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,120 Further up the beach would do the trick. Comforting. 283 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,119 My family's owned this place since I was a kid, 284 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,240 but they rarely come any more, so... you'll be safe here. 285 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,120 - ALL: Surprise! - PARTY HORNS HONK, GUNSHOT 286 00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:41,479 THEY YELP 287 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,759 Marc? Mum? 288 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,039 What's everyone doing here? Your cousin Luke's surprise party. 289 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,279 You were on the email chain! That's today? 290 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,319 Hey, bud, you said you were working. 291 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,679 This is most certainly work, Dad. What's everyone doing here? 292 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,599 WEAKLY: Hey. Surprise... Surp... Surprise. 293 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,199 I had no idea! Um, do we have a paper towel or something? 294 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,199 I think Uncle Cliff just got shot. 295 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,759 I'll go get one... Hey... Cool! 296 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,799 Shit. Sorry, Uncle. Don't worry, mate. It's just a scratch. 297 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,239 It'll give me something to talk about at the RSL. 298 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,759 I'll be right with you, ma'am. 299 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,560 Who are ya talking to? The Quee... 300 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,960 Ah, shit. 301 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,040 Where are you going? 302 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,159 You may have noticed, but happy family time isn't quite my thing. 303 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,239 Please, ma'am, you don't know what you're doing. 304 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,039 Says the man who just shot a pensioner? 305 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,759 What's going on, bub? 306 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,319 I've got to get back to work, Mum. Come on. Just ten minutes, please? 307 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,080 I miss my little Marcy Marc. 308 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,640 You just shot your Uncle Cliff. The least you could do is check on him. 309 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,479 Ten minutes, not a minute longer. 310 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,959 Thank you, ma'am. Oh, don't thank me. The pleasure's all mine, 311 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,720 little Marcy Marc. 312 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,279 Hey, hello. Hey, hello. 313 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,319 Oh, this smells good. 314 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,799 Oh, my boy! Hey, Mum. 315 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,519 Aw... Don't shoot! 316 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,159 Hey, Dad. Son. 317 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,719 And who's your little friend? 318 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,319 Mum. Mate, you've done well for yourself. 319 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,639 Oh, Dad! Frank! What?! It's a compliment! 320 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,799 Hi, I'm Ruth, Marc's mum. 321 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,719 Hello. Aw, come here. Oh, Mum... Um, Mum. Mum, don't! 322 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,399 What? It's fine... It's... fine. Oh... 323 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,680 It's fine. 324 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,720 Oh... Oh! Mm-hm. 325 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,999 How do you do? 326 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,879 Very well, thank you. 327 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,839 LAUGHING: Can you believe this? 328 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,959 We've got the fucking Queen in our house! 329 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,279 THEY LAUGH 330 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,600 Excellent. 331 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,679 Come on, Bernard. I rarely drink and I detest games. 332 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,399 Can you even imagine how I feel about drinking games? 333 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,199 SINGSONG: Boring! 334 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,559 OK. Matthew's go. 335 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,479 Um, never have I ever... 336 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,040 lied to anyone in this room. 337 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,239 Wait, what? 338 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,120 You guys haven't lied to me, have you? 339 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,759 THEY SPLUTTER, LAUGH 340 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,679 OK, never have I ever slept with someone 341 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,160 and then immediately regretted it. 342 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,239 Oh, my God. Who? Ew, so many. 343 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,599 But the most regretful was my cousin Barton. 344 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,159 Your cousin? Distant, I hope. 345 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,239 Oh, God, yeah. 346 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,680 He barely looked at me. 347 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,679 Uh, never have I ever fantasised about slapping the Queen so hard 348 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,959 that she bites her tongue off, it falls onto the floor, 349 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,039 Clint eats it, and she's never able to speak again. 350 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,400 Wow, that's specific. 351 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,359 THEY LAUGH 352 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,559 I am appalled by this boorish and malevolent behaviour. 353 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,479 You've all sunk to a new level of disrespect 354 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,560 that I will not be party to any longer. 355 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,879 THEY LAUGH 356 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,200 DOG YAPS 357 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,200 So you're from England? Yes, I am. 358 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,880 - That's mad. - SHE CHUCKLES 359 00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:04,359 The buses are funny. Yes, I've always thought so. 360 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,679 Yeah. I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I'm sure you like champagne, 361 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,399 but this is the best we've got. 362 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,080 The champagne of beers. Well, then, it must be good. 363 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,639 Mm-mm! 364 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,319 Like an '08 Cristal in a tin can. 365 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:23,079 Thank you. You're welcome, Your Majesty. Stop bowing, Dad. 366 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,560 I haven't seen you in six months, and all you do is fuss. 367 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,679 Do you like it? 368 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,959 I do. 369 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,999 I have to say, I was a little thrown - 370 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,159 I've never eaten off a paper plate. But it is delicious. 371 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,519 It's emu meat. 372 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,959 Oh, my... 373 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,120 - Oh, my God! - CHUCKLING 374 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,359 I'm jo... Oh, my...! I'm joking. I'm joking. 375 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,480 Because that's fun! It's fun for me. 376 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,640 THEY GIGGLE 377 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,559 There! Now you don't look common. 378 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,279 Oh... Well, less common. Wow, thanks. 379 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,279 You're welcome. OK... 380 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,119 IN POSH ACCENT: Who am I, who am I, who am I? 381 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,639 If you don't bring me my whisky immediately, 382 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,119 I'll punch you in the throat. 383 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,839 My nanny! 384 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,999 No... 385 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,240 Oh... 386 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,679 We should probably get going. 387 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,399 But I haven't finished my champagne beer. 388 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,439 It's been past ten minutes, and a deal's a deal. 389 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,120 WOMAN CHATS IN DISTANCE She's an ex? Yeah. 390 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,439 She's pretty. Yep. 391 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,679 In her prime. Uh-huh. 392 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,559 Fit. I know. Quite the catch... Yes, all of those things. 393 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,279 All right, well, don't let me cramp your style. 394 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,079 There's a lot of history there. History can be good. But no future. 395 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,679 Lot of history, but no future. Title of your autobiography. 396 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,199 Oh-ho! 397 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,199 Oh, someone's with the comebacks today. Here all... Here all week. 398 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,460 SHE CHUCKLES 399 00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:39,719 Try the emu meat. 400 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,959 HE LAUGHS 401 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,060 SHE EXCLAIMS 402 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,159 Oh... 403 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,799 Oh, you startled me. I thought you might have been the queen. 404 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,639 Ah! Well, you're in luck. 405 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,519 I am practically the next best thing. 406 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,480 I am 23rd in line to the throne. 407 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,520 Or is it 24th? 408 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,119 There's Freddie, Georgie... 409 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,479 Albert, Horace, Chester... 410 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,400 Florence, Iris, Herman... 411 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,119 Oh, shit. I forgot Bertram! Oh... 412 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,959 There's Freddie, Georgie, Albert, 413 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,639 Horace, Chester, Florence, 414 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,079 Bertram, Iris, Herman... 415 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,320 You think you know, but you don't know shit. 416 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,399 Of course! Of course there are perks and privileges 417 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,999 that have been lavished upon me, 418 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,879 unjustifiably so, some may say, 419 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,839 and I'm not blind to that reasoning. 420 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,079 But let me tell you something. 421 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,679 While they are giving you the yachts and the palaces 422 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,639 and the jewellery, with one hand, 423 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,079 with the other, they're taking something in return. 424 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,399 And do you know what that is? 425 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,959 You! 426 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,160 Because a royal's life is never their own. 427 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,319 We were once the rulers, but now we are the ones being ruled - 428 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,639 by bureaucrats, by public opinion, 429 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,319 by the fucking media. 430 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,480 That is who we must now bow down before. 431 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,280 So you do or you don't want another beer? 432 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,360 Do. 433 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,759 THEY LAUGH 434 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,999 I mean, we all get beaten up every once in a while, 435 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,919 but Matthew gets destroyed. I know, right? 436 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,479 She turns me into a nervous wreck whenever she's around. 437 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,599 Yeah. You're a real James Bond otherwise! 438 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,919 HE COUGHS, SPLUTTERS 439 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,839 I can barely sleep at night. 440 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,159 And now I have big patches of eczema on my back. Oh, my God. Disgusting! 441 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,039 Why don't you get another job?! Because I'm too scared to quit. 442 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,159 Aw, Jesus, Matthew. 443 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,439 I know! What's even worse is my name is not Matthew. 444 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,199 What? It's Craig. What?! You got to be joking! 445 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,439 Are you serious? She started calling me Matthew on the first day. 446 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,639 I have been too frightened 447 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,720 to correct her ever since. Oh, my God...! 448 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,799 LAUGHING: Craig...! 449 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,079 THEY LAUGH 450 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,600 HE COUGHS, SPLUTTERS 451 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,319 Alec, Thomas, 452 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,719 Arthur, Daisy, Anna, 453 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,439 Richard... Shit... 454 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,839 Is it, Arthur, Daisy, Anna, 455 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,000 or Anna, Daisy, Arthur? Uh... 456 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,719 I'm a bit lost. No, it's Arthur, Daisy, Anna. 457 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,000 I'll start again. Mm-hm. 458 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,759 Freddie, Georgie, Albert, Horace, 459 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,000 Chester, Florence, Bertram... 460 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,159 Your Majesty! May I have this dance? 461 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,199 Oh, no, Frank. No. 462 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,679 Well, even the Queens have got to dance! I know, but not... 463 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,279 Not tonight. You sure? Dad's got some moves. 464 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,319 It's a hard pass, fellas. 465 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,439 All right, then. Suit yourself. 466 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,080 I draw the line at dancing. 467 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,159 We can leave whenever you're ready, ma'am. 468 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,319 What, and go back to Wedding Planning Central? No, thank you. 469 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,359 We can stay a bit longer. 470 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,079 MUSIC: Whoomp! (There It Is) by Tag Team 471 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,479 ♪ Party people! ♪ Marc? 472 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,919 Your song? Won me the silver medal in the Year 7 talent show. 473 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,359 Yes, yes... 474 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,799 Come on, Marc! No, no...! Oh, come on. 475 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,359 Take it from me - you do not want to disappoint the public! 476 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,039 It's my birthday! Come on, Marc! 477 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,239 ♪ And it goes a little something like this! ♪ 478 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,000 - THEY CHEER - ♪ Tag Team, back again 479 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,479 ♪ Check it to wreck it, let's begin 480 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,519 ♪ Party on, party people Let me hear some noise 481 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,359 ♪ DC's in the house Jump, jump, rejoice 482 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,399 ♪ Says there's a party over here A party over there 483 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,399 ♪ Wave your hands in the air Shake the derriere 484 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,239 ♪ These three words mean you're gettin' busy 485 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,999 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! Hit me! 486 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,759 ALL: ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 487 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,599 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 488 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,399 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 489 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,319 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 490 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,479 ♪ Whoomp, there it is...! ♪ Let's go, let's move! 491 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,879 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 492 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,940 ♪ Whoomp... ♪ 493 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:42,999 THEY CHEER 494 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,719 ♪ Whoomp, there it is! 495 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,359 ♪ Upside down and inside out 496 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,399 ♪ I'm 'bout to show all you folks what it's all about 497 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,319 ♪ Now it's time for a... to get on the mic 498 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,999 ♪ And make this mother... party hype 499 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,799 ♪ I'm takin' it back to the old school 500 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,639 ♪ Cos I'm an old fool who's so cool... ♪ 501 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,080 MUSIC CONTINUES 502 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,879 Robert, Sara, Marcus, 503 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,760 Clara, Lucy... 504 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,400 - Oh! - SHE LAUGHS 505 00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:08,600 I forgot me again! 506 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:09,800 SYLVIA SIGHS 507 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,039 Ma. 508 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,759 There you are. 509 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,879 Teddy, thank God! 510 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,479 It's so good to see you. 511 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,679 Let's just go with 23rd. 23rd in line. 512 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,400 WHISPERED: That woman is such a boring twat. 513 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,839 Thank you for letting us get some more time with our son. 514 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,999 No - thank YOU. 515 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,119 Without it, I wouldn't have got to see little Marcy Marc's performance. 516 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,239 I saw how much you enjoyed it, so I made you a plate of emu 517 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,280 to take back home. 518 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,079 Thank you, Ruth. 519 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,839 Come back soon, eh? 520 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,999 You work on those dance moves, and I'll consider it. 521 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,880 - Hey! - HE LAUGHS 522 00:22:52,883 --> 00:22:55,479 Oh, well, you two drive safe now. And we'll see you again. 523 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,760 Love yous. Love you! Love you, son. All right. 524 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,260 Emu meat! 525 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:01,439 MARC CHUCKLES 526 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,599 Wow. 527 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,599 Sorry. When the family gets together, they can be a bit wild. 528 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,960 Hope it hasn't been too much. 529 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,480 I think it's been just the right amount. 530 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,600 You surprised me tonight. 531 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,360 Then again, you always do. 532 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,479 You should put something on that. On what? 533 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,519 That mozzie bite. 534 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,040 I don't have a mozzie bite. 535 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,399 Shall we? 536 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,840 MUSIC: Physical by Olivia Newton-John 537 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,519 ♪ I'm sayin' all the things that I know you'll like 538 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,640 ♪ Makin' good conversation 539 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,040 ♪ I gotta handle you just right 540 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,240 ♪ You know what I mean 541 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,879 ♪ I took you to an intimate restaurant 542 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,000 ♪ Then to a suggestive movie 543 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,519 ♪ There's nothin' left to talk about... ♪ 544 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,199 Thank you. 545 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,439 Your Majesty. ♪ Unless it's horizontally 546 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,279 ♪ Let's get physical, physical 547 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,399 ♪ I wanna get physical 548 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,559 ♪ Let's get into physical 549 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,159 ♪ Let me hear your body talk 550 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,479 ♪ Your body talk 551 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,079 ♪ Let me hear your body talk 552 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,719 ♪ Let's get physical, physical 553 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,679 ♪ I wanna get physical 554 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,919 ♪ Let's get into physical 555 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,359 ♪ Let me hear your body talk 556 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,999 ♪ Your body talk 557 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,879 ♪ Let me hear your body talk... ♪ 558 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,000 Can I come in? 559 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,160 Oh, God... 560 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,999 I take it you had a nice time? 561 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,520 I did. 562 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,560 I'm sorry. 563 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,800 SHE SIGHS 564 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:11,800 Yeah... 565 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,719 MUSIC: Koala Bear by Johnny Devlin & The Devlins 566 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,999 ♪ I wanna cling to you like a baby 567 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,840 ♪ Koala 568 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,839 ♪ When I hold you close 569 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,119 ♪ Like you want me to 570 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,800 ♪ Baby, don't run away 571 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,320 ♪ Like a scared emu 572 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,159 ♪ Well, I wanna give you some lovin' 573 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,799 ♪ Any place, anywhere 574 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,959 ♪ I don't wanna lose you cos I really care 575 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,359 ♪ I wanna cling to you 576 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,240 ♪ Like a baby koala bear 577 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,559 ♪ Can't you feel my heart 578 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,880 ♪ When I'm close to you? 579 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,480 ♪ Well, it's hoppin' so fast 580 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,880 ♪ Like a kangaroo 581 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,199 ♪ Well, I wanna give you some lovin' Any place, anywhere 582 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,560 ♪ I don't wanna lose you cos I really care... ♪