1 00:01:51,389 --> 00:01:54,896 CLOSED 2 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,607 She always had a death wish. 3 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:21,324 Sure, she put up a hell of a front. 4 00:02:21,324 --> 00:02:23,788 But every time she came over to my cell, 5 00:02:23,788 --> 00:02:26,793 she had reservations about killing to stay alive. 6 00:02:27,169 --> 00:02:29,800 Sayin’ she’d probably be better off dead. 7 00:02:31,887 --> 00:02:33,766 So I told her, 8 00:02:34,016 --> 00:02:39,945 “If ya wanna die that bad, then once I get outta here you’ll be on the top of my hit list.” 9 00:02:41,573 --> 00:02:42,784 It was a joke, of course. 10 00:02:44,286 --> 00:02:46,374 Omigosh, I will? It’s a promise, then! 11 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:53,054 But looking back on it... I think she really felt that way. 12 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:56,770 Your unluck helped save Gena, kid. 13 00:02:57,312 --> 00:02:58,356 You’ve got my thanks. 14 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:01,697 Andy. 15 00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:03,116 Yeah? 16 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,328 I have a favor to ask. 17 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:09,044 Can’t we make a change? 18 00:03:09,044 --> 00:03:12,050 So that no one else suffers like Ms. Gena did... 19 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,514 Can’t the two of us change the Union? 20 00:03:14,806 --> 00:03:16,852 All right! Count me in! 21 00:03:17,269 --> 00:03:20,526 Makes it easier to charm the pants off ya. 22 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:22,237 Y-You mean it? 23 00:03:23,782 --> 00:03:26,454 You really think we can do it? 24 00:03:26,705 --> 00:03:29,836 The Union’s welcome wagon should be here soon. 25 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:32,132 First order of business is scoping out the joint from the inside. 26 00:03:35,556 --> 00:03:37,476 Anyhoo, let’s toast to the dead. 27 00:03:37,476 --> 00:03:40,440 Right... to Ms. Gena! 28 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,317 Yeah. 29 00:03:43,572 --> 00:03:45,158 Now, then... 30 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:46,828 - Bottoms... - Bottoms... 31 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:47,705 ...up? 32 00:03:47,789 --> 00:03:49,166 IX, X. 33 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,961 I have come to pick you up. 34 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,590 Well, y’got here sooner than I expected! 35 00:04:03,821 --> 00:04:05,156 Wait, is this... 36 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:05,991 Andy! 37 00:04:07,912 --> 00:04:08,997 Whoa! What are you doing? 38 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,584 Sayin’ hello. 39 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:11,377 Huh? 40 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,924 Let’s off these losers! 41 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:29,789 You guys woulda saved us all some time if ya had just dropped dead. 42 00:04:29,789 --> 00:04:31,793 Guess that was wishful thinkin’, eh? 43 00:04:33,505 --> 00:04:35,467 See? Aren’t they interesting? 44 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,680 You two are just as the reports detailed. 45 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,768 Undead... and Unluck. 46 00:04:39,768 --> 00:04:41,395 Welcome to the Union. 47 00:04:41,772 --> 00:04:43,734 JUIZ 48 00:04:45,236 --> 00:04:47,157 SHEN 49 00:04:49,036 --> 00:04:50,998 BILLY 50 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:54,547 PHIL 51 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:58,555 TATIANA 52 00:05:00,935 --> 00:05:02,855 ISSHIN 53 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:06,863 TOP 54 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:11,080 NICO 55 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,378 FUKO‎ ANDY 56 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,967 Ayy, sick! Wicked sick! 57 00:05:27,822 --> 00:05:29,576 Cool it, Tatiana. 58 00:05:29,659 --> 00:05:32,038 He killed Ms. Gena! 59 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,967 Yeah, I know. But fighting among members is strictly forbidden. 60 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:38,886 But! 61 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:41,056 I see at least one of ‘em’s got a quick temper. 62 00:05:41,056 --> 00:05:41,850 Huh? 63 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,444 Why, you lousy... 64 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:48,989 Stop this. 65 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:54,416 Huh? Is it hot in here? 66 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:58,132 My hand’s... actin’ on its own? 67 00:05:59,217 --> 00:06:03,184 I’m sorry, Boss! Please, I don’t want to kill Mr. Billy! 68 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:05,146 Huh? I’m going to die? 69 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:07,025 What about you, Undead? 70 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:11,325 You win. I give up. Just make it stop, okay? 71 00:06:12,035 --> 00:06:13,496 How very noble. 72 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,799 Hey, sorry about all that... but it got us results. 73 00:06:20,218 --> 00:06:21,345 Uh, right. 74 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:26,272 AUGUST 6TH 75 00:06:26,272 --> 00:06:28,777 MIDNIGHT 76 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,910 Could you maybe stop with the sudden surprises? 77 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:34,831 What’s the point if it ain’t sudden? 78 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:39,381 I take it we’re all seated now? 79 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,429 Let us proceed. Apocalypse. 80 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:48,525 Fresh blood, huh? 81 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:51,030 Apocalypse. 82 00:06:54,411 --> 00:06:56,624 Quest Open! 83 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,064 There are six quests this time. 84 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,485 Quest one: 85 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:18,209 Capture of the UMA Burn. Participant count: six. Reward: Addition of eleventh seat. 86 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:20,839 Quest two: 87 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:28,939 Capture of the UMA Eat. Participant count: five. Reward: Location of Negator Unburn. 88 00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:34,366 Quest three: 89 00:07:34,909 --> 00:07:42,967 Neutralization of UMA Language. Participant count: one. Reward: Unification of all world languages. 90 00:07:45,179 --> 00:07:50,148 Quests... so this is the quota that Gena mentioned. 91 00:07:50,148 --> 00:07:53,320 So, um... what is that thing talking about? 92 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,162 We’re gathering intel for now. Just try to retain as much of the conversation as possible. 93 00:07:57,162 --> 00:07:58,372 O-Okay. 94 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:02,715 Quest four: 95 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:06,346 Capture of Negator Unseen. 96 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:16,784 Participation count: one. Reward: Location of UMA Call. 97 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:19,414 Quest five: 98 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:21,460 Capture of UMA Past. 99 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:29,936 Participation count: three. Reward: Location of Artifact Rebellion. 100 00:08:30,394 --> 00:08:32,357 Quest six: 101 00:08:32,775 --> 00:08:41,500 Capture of UMA Spoil. Participation count: three. Reward: Location of Negator Unrepair. 102 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:52,982 You have until August 31st. If all quests are not fulfilled, the penalty will be... 103 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,323 ...the addition of UMA Galaxy! 104 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,539 Now, choose! 105 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:02,710 What does he mean by “Galaxy”? 106 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,674 No clue. Save the questions for later and pay attention. 107 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:06,718 O-Oh, okay. 108 00:09:07,051 --> 00:09:10,767 Nico. Run an analysis on this data along with our own. 109 00:09:11,686 --> 00:09:12,688 Aye. 110 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,910 Aah! There it is! I see now! 111 00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:23,793 Looks like what we can handle now are the first three. 112 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:27,676 Thanks to investigators, we already know the UMA habitats and how to counter them. 113 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:33,479 Burn should take highest priority since the reward is the most worthwhile. 114 00:09:33,563 --> 00:09:36,026 Addition of 11th seat. 115 00:09:36,527 --> 00:09:39,282 We should give up on the last one. 116 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:42,163 We’re severely lacking in relevant data. We’d only lose our members. 117 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:48,342 Very well. Then, we’ll first mobilize all members toward clearing quests one, two, and three. 118 00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:50,471 We’ll accept the penalty. 119 00:09:50,471 --> 00:09:53,268 This time we’ll focus on strengthening our forces. 120 00:09:55,314 --> 00:09:57,861 Now then, we’ll divide the quests among us. 121 00:09:58,195 --> 00:09:59,322 U-Um, excuse me. 122 00:09:59,406 --> 00:10:00,282 Hm? 123 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,161 Would you mind explaining what that book is? 124 00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:04,374 You talking to me? 125 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,836 Yes, yes! 126 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:12,014 That’s Apocalypse, the first Artifact found on Earth. 127 00:10:13,518 --> 00:10:15,229 APOCALYPSE‎ THE FIRST ARTIFACT FOUND ON EARTH‎ 128 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:18,987 When Negators sit in every seat at the Roundtable, it opens... 129 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,995 ...and forces a bunch of unreasonable tasks on us. 130 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:24,122 If we clear them, we get a reward. 131 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,420 But if we fail, we get hit with a penalty. 132 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:32,848 I see... but do we have to do what it says? 133 00:10:34,852 --> 00:10:36,647 Is it worth doing, even if... 134 00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:38,860 ...we just end up getting hurt? 135 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,699 Ms. Gena said it herself. 136 00:10:41,699 --> 00:10:47,084 No matter how hard she tried, nothing ever changed, and she suffered as a result. 137 00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:51,552 So tell me-are that book’s instructions really worth all that trouble? 138 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:55,977 And that fourth quest said to capture a Negator. 139 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,860 Are you going to treat more people like how you treated me and Andy? 140 00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:04,410 Outside of having abilities, we’re just normal people! 141 00:11:05,079 --> 00:11:09,922 And the same goes for all of you, right? 142 00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:12,845 I don’t know what’s going on here, but this needs to stop no- 143 00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:14,305 Ninety-eight times. 144 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:18,438 That is the number of times Rules have been added to Earth. 145 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:20,694 Sex. 146 00:11:21,571 --> 00:11:22,614 Language. 147 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,660 Race. 148 00:11:25,579 --> 00:11:26,454 Death. 149 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:28,668 Sickness. 150 00:11:29,294 --> 00:11:31,172 These are but a single handful. 151 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:35,472 Once every three months, new penalties are added even without our intervention. 152 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,894 Which is why we intervene. 153 00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:42,613 Our forces must be strong enough to complete these quests. 154 00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:46,077 To accomplish this, we capture and utilize those with power. 155 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:49,250 By gaining these rewards, we will grow in strength. 156 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,549 So that someday, the one forcing these rules upon the Earth... the creator- 157 00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:58,143 the god residing on the other side of the book is executed! 158 00:11:58,477 --> 00:12:03,487 NO.005 UNITED WE NEGATE 159 00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:08,246 Only those seated at this Roundtable can accept quests. 160 00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:11,002 We need to keep a stock of substitutes in the case of a vacancy. 161 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:14,969 Leaving you two and your abilities unchecked posed too great a risk. 162 00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:17,974 Especially you, Unluck. 163 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:22,567 I was the one who ordered your disposal. For that, I apologize. 164 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:26,951 But I have invited you both here on Shen’s recommendation. 165 00:12:27,284 --> 00:12:28,495 So I hope for your cooperation. 166 00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:31,459 But... like I just said, I- 167 00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:36,010 I see that you’re unsatisfied. In that case, all you need to do is become number one here. 168 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:41,354 Leadership of the Union is bestowed upon the person who has achieved the most results. 169 00:12:42,064 --> 00:12:45,572 Work harder than me so you can take this position from me. 170 00:12:45,822 --> 00:12:48,536 But wait. Just how much... is that? 171 00:12:50,289 --> 00:12:51,584 Hey. You cruddy li’l book. 172 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,878 Huh? 173 00:12:53,713 --> 00:12:58,514 Which one of those quests is the hardest? C’mon, fess up! 174 00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:00,350 Wait, Andy! 175 00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,146 What the hell are you doing? 176 00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:05,612 You can’t pick a fight with Apocalypse! Have you lost your mind? 177 00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:16,717 That would be Spoil, rookie. Participant count: three. Reward is- 178 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,679 Sick! Wicked sick! 179 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:21,644 Then here’s who’s goin’-me... her... 180 00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:24,190 ...and that damn brat over there. 181 00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:25,819 Me? Wait a sec, I didn’t hear abou- 182 00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,656 Request accepted. 183 00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:30,578 Seriously? You gotta be kidding! 184 00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:33,626 Let the quest begin. 185 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,571 AUGUST 21ST 186 00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:50,158 DRESSING ROOM INSIDE UNION FACILITY 187 00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:54,458 Uh, it’s dangerous to touch me, so I can dress myself. 188 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,591 These were Master Shen’s orders, so please try to feel at ease. 189 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:01,765 I am Master Shen’s subordinate, Mui. 190 00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:05,272 Oh, um... my name is Fuko Izumo. 191 00:14:05,272 --> 00:14:06,817 Yes, I am familiar. 192 00:14:06,817 --> 00:14:08,988 Preparations for your quest are now complete. 193 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:12,704 From here on out, you are an official occupant of the Roundtable, Miss Fuko. 194 00:14:13,204 --> 00:14:15,417 I wish you the best of luck on your quest. 195 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:19,342 By quest, do you mean the orders that book gave us? 196 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,093 Indeed. 197 00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:23,726 Valuable rewards await you upon succeeding. 198 00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:26,565 Um... you’re not coming along, Ms. Mui? 199 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:30,489 I’m afraid not. I do not possess an Emblem. 200 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:31,742 An Emblem? 201 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:35,290 I am neither a Negator nor a member of the Roundtable... 202 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:39,549 ...so I cannot possess an Emblem, and thus am unauthorized to participate in quests. 203 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,893 I implore you, Miss Fuko. Please look after master Shen. 204 00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:49,068 Huh? Wait, you don’t wanna count on me. I’m useless. 205 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,615 Please stop bowing, Ms. Mui! 206 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:55,832 I see... there are people who actually want to be Negators. 207 00:14:59,338 --> 00:15:01,467 At least put some clothes on! 208 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,388 Youch! 209 00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:04,181 Oh! 210 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:04,891 Ah! 211 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:05,893 Huh? 212 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,448 Erm, so... 213 00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:14,828 What happened to the suit I just gave you? 214 00:15:14,828 --> 00:15:18,794 Burnt to ashes... by magma that erupted outta the walls. 215 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,715 Where in the heck is this base, anyway? 216 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:26,142 All that from that little bit of contact... I’m not a pushover... I swear I’m not a pushover. 217 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:31,862 Who gives a damn ‘bout some monkey suit, anyway? Let’s get to the quest already. 218 00:15:32,154 --> 00:15:35,703 This won’t do. You need a suit, necktie, and an Emblem! 219 00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:36,955 And why’s that? 220 00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:41,590 It may look like cosplay, but a member’s suit is actually pretty impressive. 221 00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,386 DURABILITY TEST FOOTAGE 222 00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:47,267 The suits are bulletproof, stab-proof, and just sturdy in general. 223 00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:48,269 EXPERIMENT FOOTAGE 224 00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:51,025 The necktie grants access to any number of public services. 225 00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:54,950 It also has the ability to translate any language. 226 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:58,749 And the Emblem is necessary for you to participate in quests! 227 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,630 We’ll be traveling around the world to investigate Spoil. 228 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:04,135 This gear will make for a smoother operation. 229 00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:07,517 Yeah, don’t need it. I‘ll be usin’ my copter. 230 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,226 Huh? 231 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:12,777 We finally got hunters off our tail. So me and the kid are goin’ on a date in the clouds. 232 00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:15,073 You’re on your own. 233 00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:15,783 Wait just a darn... 234 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,123 You’re leaving me on my own? We should move as a unit! 235 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,710 You’ll cramp my style. Beat it. 236 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,129 - Aw, come on! - Hurry up and go on. By yourself! 237 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:24,049 My, what an entertaining gentleman! 238 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:24,926 Why should I? No way! 239 00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:31,815 UMA No. 1129 has taken over a member of personnel and escaped. 240 00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,611 Commence capture immediately! 241 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:36,950 UMA currently proceeding through Hall G on Level 8. 242 00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:38,579 Commence capture immediately! 243 00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:41,042 Oh, sweet! Time to score some points! 244 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,340 Huh, 1129? What level are we on? 245 00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:46,553 That’d be 8. Mui? 246 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,141 Yes, sir... 1129... 247 00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:53,859 This is perfect timing. 248 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,863 Number 1129. 249 00:16:55,863 --> 00:16:57,951 The garment UMA... Clothes. 250 00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:03,629 He latches onto a person’s body and transforms into the garments that person most desires. 251 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:06,635 However, once he bewitches you with those garments... 252 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,348 ...he takes total control of your body and starts running wild. 253 00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:10,935 Cautionary points include- 254 00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,062 Andy! Behind you! 255 00:17:12,145 --> 00:17:13,273 - Stay back. - O-Okay! 256 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,078 We got enough problems without ya... jerk! 257 00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:20,871 REPAIR HEADBUTT 258 00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:22,709 Repair Headbutt! 259 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:26,424 Looks like that hurts. 260 00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,263 I didn’t kill ‘im. Just knocked his lights out. 261 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,017 Oh, no. This is not good. 262 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:31,893 - Huh? - Why? 263 00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:36,528 When the body that 1129 has taken over loses the capacity to move... 264 00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,281 ...he will seek out a new one... 265 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:44,627 ...and transfer himself to the nearest person. 266 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,590 Isn’t he supposed to turn into the clothes she wants most? 267 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,009 I don’t see a single change. 268 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:50,556 No. They’ve changed all right. 269 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,247 Hey, Shen! 270 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,670 Yes, Mr. Andy? 271 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,341 Why don’t you constrict her already? 272 00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:11,973 My powers would work on Mui, but Clothes doesn’t meet the requirements! 273 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,399 These attacks are from the garments so it’d be pointless to use my ability on her! 274 00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:19,572 Your power is freakin’ useless! 275 00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:22,745 Oh? You mean the same power that beat you? 276 00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:25,417 Psh, beat shmeat! We never even finished! 277 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,630 Aah, then how about we settle the score after this? 278 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:28,841 Bring it on! 279 00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:31,638 Ms. Mui. 280 00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:36,147 I implore you, Miss Fuko. Please look after Master Shen. 281 00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:45,165 Ouch! 282 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,125 Huh? 283 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,551 I know we’ve only just met, and I haven’t gotten to know you yet... 284 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:55,268 ...but it had to be done. I’m sorry. This might hurt a bit. Here comes my unluck! 285 00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:58,692 THANK YOU Xièxiè. 286 00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:00,236 She’s out cold! 287 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,371 The clothes are on the move again. 288 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:11,718 I knew it would come for me next. It prefers female targets. 289 00:19:18,565 --> 00:19:22,990 Sheesh. You took advantage of its female preference rule, didn’tcha? 290 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:27,374 Yeah, but I thought I could count on you to come to the rescue, Andy. 291 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,550 And even if he took control of me, I’d be a lot easier to fight than Ms. Mui, right? 292 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:34,012 You planned on unleashing that unlucky body of yours? 293 00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:36,016 Oh! Wait, yeah! I totally forgot! 294 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:37,143 - Gimme a break. - I mean- 295 00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,064 No better time for a spat. 296 00:19:41,736 --> 00:19:44,491 Master Shen, please forgive me. 297 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,707 I’ve done a great disservice to the one who saved my life. 298 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:51,422 What are you talking about? That was some amazing kung fu! 299 00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:53,467 All that daily training really paid off! 300 00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:58,019 Keep up the good work and you’ll be able to do those moves on your own one day! 301 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:00,899 UNDERSTOOD, SIR Zhīdàole. 302 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:05,366 Oh, but what of Master Andy and Miss Fuko? 303 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:08,707 Right, you see, those clothes latched on to Mr. Andy a second ago. 304 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,880 Huh? They aren’t turning into clothes. 305 00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:14,844 Damn. Damn it all! 306 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:18,434 Daah! What the hell kind of desire is that? 307 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,442 You want sturdy clothes that regenerate when ripped and rush over when called for? 308 00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:23,862 Talk about a tall order! 309 00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:26,660 Dang, y’know, for a UMA with clothing as their shtick... 310 00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:27,578 Huh? 311 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,208 You’re lame. 312 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,214 Oh, yeah? I’ll show you! 313 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:37,389 Once I’ve entranced you with my creation, you’ll be my walking mannequin! 314 00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:41,105 Oh, yeah. The stroke of unluck from us touching a second ago hasn’t come ye- 315 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:50,916 Hey! Sorry up there! 316 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,676 Had an Artifact malfunction! Anybody dead? 317 00:20:56,135 --> 00:20:57,387 Um, well... 318 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:03,023 Fifteen seconds to regenerate... too slow. Make it faster. 319 00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:05,529 You’re insatiable! 320 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:10,246 Nice to work with you, Mr. Clothes UMA! Since you’re “Clothes,” I’ll call you Clothy! 321 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:11,123 -thy? 322 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:16,341 - Well, I’ll be... they took the UMA and made him their servant. - That hurts, Master Shen. 323 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:18,930 Well, now we’re all in proper attire. 324 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,268 Yeah. I’m not crazy about it, though. 325 00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:22,437 Damn you, knock it o- 326 00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:27,740 UMA No. 1129 has just been captured by Undead. 327 00:21:27,823 --> 00:21:31,413 Crap! Beat to the punch! It’s because you were too slow, Isshin! 328 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,465 - We have awarded Undead points and promoted him to IX. - Sushi! Sushi! S-U-S-H-I! 329 00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:40,098 That is exactly why he was worth the wait. 330 00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:45,567 Mr. Nico, sir. We have witness reports of a new UMA. 331 00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:52,205 We have confirmation of a rotting corpse wandering the streets of New York. 332 00:21:52,205 --> 00:21:56,255 We believe this is connected to the UMA Spoil mentioned in the quests and- 333 00:21:56,338 --> 00:22:01,431 Sick! I was gettin’ fed up with how small burgers are in Japan anyway! 334 00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:04,062 Wha? They’re different overseas? 335 00:22:04,146 --> 00:22:09,072 TO BE CONTINUED 336 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,004 PREVIEW 337 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:42,968 The undead and the girl head for a town in the wastelands. 338 00:23:43,302 --> 00:23:47,895 What they saw were a group of moaning rotten people and the plot of a young man. 339 00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:51,527 Next episode of Undead Unluck, Episode 6-Spoil. 340 00:23:51,611 --> 00:23:54,032 In search of the greatest death ever.