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Artem and I are
gonna get married.
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Oh, yay.
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In, like, four weeks.
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- In what?
- What?
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I would love to get
my parents.
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Yeah, what's happening
with that?
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My parents cannot make it
to Napa for the wedding.
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I don't even know yet
how you feel of me,
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like, wearing my dress and--
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That's the least thing
on my mind.
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If my parents will never
meet my son in person,
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that'd be the most
devastating thing to me.
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Maybe we just go
elope somewhere we love.
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Oh, my gosh,
imagine what my dress
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would look like in France.
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Oh, my gosh, gorgeous.
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Oh, my gosh, stunning.
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Wow.
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Great. You're good.
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Eileen, so have you booked
your flight to Paris yet?
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Yeah?
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I think I'll make it to your
wedding to do your makeup.
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You better.
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- Well...
- Is it booked?
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It's booked, right?
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Is your venue booked?
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No.
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I'm totally starting
to feel the ticking clock.
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Trying to find this place
in Paris, France,
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and being in Napa Valley
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and not speaking French
is so hard.
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And so right now
we have one venue in Paris,
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which we love it,
but we're not in love with it.
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It's not the Paris
that we love.
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Whatever happened
with that conversation
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with you and Artem,
where he got, like, so mad?
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So, Paul, you missed it.
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In front of Eileen and Brie,
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I forgot to tell him
I canceled it.
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It was only in a conver--
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And she wasn't
even telling him.
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She was telling Brie and I,
and he walks in,
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and he's like, "Wait, what?"
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Do you think
the pecking order will change
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once you're married?
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It'll be, like,
Artem then Brie,
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or is it still gonna always be
Brie first, then Artem?
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For information, anyways.
- Well, Brie's just so helpful.
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But it's hard--
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She's just
an extension of you.
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It's just being a twin, yeah.
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So hard.
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All right.
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That's good.
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Here comes the bride.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.
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OK, because I have
your full attention
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because you're driving, we are
gonna go over some details.
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Your bachelorette.
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So Artem and I
are doing this joint
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bachelor-bachelorette party,
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and we thought
LA would be perfect.
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Hollywood has all those
fun bars and speakeasies
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and, like, sexy feels.
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And we just need to figure out
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what we're seeing,
what we're doing.
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It'll be fun.
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It's not like I want
dudes' butts in my face,
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and he doesn't want
chicks' boobs in his face.
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So, like,
let's just do it together.
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I'd rather have
Artem's ass in my face
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and put my tits in his.
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I haven't had, like,
a weekend to let loose...
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I don't think
since I had Matteo, right?
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Right.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- How is it going?
- It's going good.
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You being the best man,
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you still need
to figure it out,
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the bachelor party.
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Bachelor party?
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Have you had any thoughts?
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I mean, I wanna
do something for you.
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I've never been, actually,
to a bachelor party in Russia,
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but I've heard people
go to the sauna,
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drink vodka, run around
naked in the snow.
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What if we do, like,
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some kind of, like,
a cooking thing?
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I feel like everybody
loves to cook.
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Uh, I mean, cooking
might be a little bit--
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- Fishing would be fun.
- Yeah.
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- Big tuna.
- Yeah.
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That's really weird.
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But for Artem,
he's a very calm, quiet guy.
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So he doesn't like
to get drunk.
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He doesn't like
to go to a strip club.
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He doesn't like to go crazy.
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That could be good.
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Your bridal shower was
amazing, elegant, fun.
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But for the bachelorette,
I want the complete opposite.
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Lady in the sheets
on the train--
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- Uh...
- No, lady in the sheets--
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I'm no lady in the sheets.
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I'm the lady in the streets.
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I'm a freak in the sheets.
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Bridal shower's
lady on the street.
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Bachelorette is going to be
a freak in the sheets.
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So pretty much
the bachelorette theme
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is Brie mode.
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Brie mode!
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Why did I lose my shoe?
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You make me feel
like a rock star!
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That actually was nice.
- That was good.
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Yeah, that was a good one.
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I invited a lot of our
wrestling girlfriends.
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Those girls--
- You bring me my Total Divas,
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we'll get crazy and have fun.
- Yes.
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Ariane.
- Ariane?
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Yep.
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CJ.
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No way.
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Is Nattie not coming?
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- Oh, my gosh, Nattie!
- Nattie!
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I knew I was forgetting
the greatest one of all.
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I was gonna say,
Nattie better come.
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I think Artem now is
booking a dancing gig
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and is flying out
Saturday evening.
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OK, then we gotta
have one fun night.
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You know what I think
would be really cool?
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What?
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Like, remember
when Jessica Simpson did
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that, like, cute, fun,
popping out of cake for Nick?
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Was it his bachelor party?
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- Go.
- Oops.
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I feel like I've never done
anything like that for Artem.
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What are you thinking,
like, be a stripper...
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- I don't know.
- For a night, for Artem?
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No. I don't know.
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Like, you could definitely
take some fun classes
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and do stuff like that.
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Do you think I do something
like that, jump out of a cake?
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I mean, do you jump
out of a cake and go, "Boo!
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Happy bachelor party."
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Yeah, you're right.
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By the way, if there is any
maid of honor dresses here,
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we should have you try them on.
- I know.
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OK.
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Hi!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my God,
look how cute this is!
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I think what's been so fun
about wedding planning
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is all the amazing outfits
you get for all your events.
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So you obviously have
the rehearsal dinner,
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then you have the wedding,
but the ceremony,
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and then you have reception,
then you have brunch.
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And so I'm really digging
this part
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of getting married,
all the outfits.
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So I already have
this gorgeous wedding dress.
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So she's looking
for a wedding rehearsal dress.
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Or one even after too.
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That's called
a rehearsal dress.
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- Oh.
- Reception.
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Reception! I'm sorry.
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I was like,
that's a rehearsal after?
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Like, didn't I already say it?
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Yeah, right?
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Do you need a night before?
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I do actually need
a night before.
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I think it would be good
for you guys to look through
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and see,
like, what catches your eye
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and what you're drawn to.
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OK.
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That base is really pretty.
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Not really big with florals,
you know what I mean?
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Oh, wow.
- The reception, right?
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Reception, yeah.
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OK, I'll try that one.
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How pretty that would be,
if it was not as white,
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for, like, the night before?
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Now, that's, like,
after reception style.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Try it on, for sure.
- Yeah, let's do this.
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But what's the venue?
Is it, like, outside?
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Is it--
- Good question.
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That's what
we're still waiting for.
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We decided to plan a wedding
in four weeks.
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I love it.
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See, she loves it.
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That's like--I'm always like,
we'll make it work.
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- Yeah.
- We can figure it out.
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We're fine.
- Yes, exactly.
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How about this?
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Do you wanna try
something like this?
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Should I?
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I mean, it's your call.
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It's your wedding.
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It is kind of fun.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- There's something about it.
- I'll try that too.
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It's like I got a lot
of great options.
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Whoa. Oh, my gosh.
That girl is so hot.
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It looks amazing from behind.
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That is so hot.
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It is ridiculous.
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- I love this ribbing for me.
- Mm-hmm.
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OK.
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I'm ready.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Nicole.
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- Right?
- Oh, my gosh.
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It looks great.
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- I'm obsessed.
- Yeah.
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- There's something about this.
- This is like Vogue.
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- Yes.
- I feel like I'm walking in
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a, like, Paris fashion house.
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- Yes.
- Right?
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Like a champagne flute.
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That's exactly
what you look like.
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Anyone wanna pop me?
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Already been popped.
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I did not think I would
ever like another bridal gown.
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Whoa!
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I actually forgot
how pretty it was.
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I think it's down the aisle.
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Like, I mean, look at you.
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How does this feel?
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I feel like this dress
represents, like,
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the woman I always wanted
to become, and now I am.
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- Love.
- Right?
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That's what I'm
talking about, girl.
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Yeah.
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Usually you're like a girl
when you get married,
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but I'm a woman
when I get married.
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I birthed a kid,
I'm almost 40, so--
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this feels like--
yeah, like the dress
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you kind of own the world in.
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You do.
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Here I came into this
bridal shop thinking
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I just needed
a reception dress.
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And then there she was.
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I can actually visualize
myself in this dress
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walking down the aisle.
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Like, I was beyond content
with mine,
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and that one was a dream.
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And then now I've realized
this other one is a dream.
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But I'm like, shoot,
now what do I do?
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Your other dress is
very special and gorgeous.
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And you bought them in a moment
that felt right then.
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But I feel like
you're a different person
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than you were four years ago.
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So what are you thinking?
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I mean, I'm actually--
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I'm kinda thinking
doing the new, the Vogue.
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Out with the old,
in with the new.
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You, like, just love,
love being right,
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and it's so gross.
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I'm really proud of her
because it's really hard
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to disconnect from the past.
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And she's just confident,
happy, filled with so much
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joy, excitement, and love.
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I'm like, yes!
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I'll have what she's having.
264
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Artem, your girl's gonna
have a new dress, all for you.
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That's right, baby boy.
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Party's here!
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Mazel tov.
268
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Am I really about
to do a pole dance?
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Bobbing for dildos.
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I think
I'm gonna bring that out,
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even for, like, the holidays.
272
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Oh, yes!
273
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Whoa, I got a lot to learn!
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Hi, I'm Nikki.
- Hi.
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Joshua, nice to meet you.
- Oh, nice to meet you, Joshua.
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So I brought goodies.
277
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I don't know if you like
White Claw, tequila drinks.
278
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- Are you feeling nervous?
- A little bit, yeah.
279
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- OK. You're gonna be fine.
- No, actually a lot.
280
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I'm not gonna lie.
- No, you're gonna be so good.
281
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Like, you are
such an elite athlete.
282
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You're a dancer.
Like, this is gonna be so fun.
283
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,232
- Well, cheers to that.
- Cheers.
284
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,365
So after talking to Brie,
we've decided
285
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:14,021
that I'm gonna do
a sexy striptease for Artem.
286
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And so I have to take
a pole dancing class.
287
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,722
And Brie said that she could
provide the pole at the club.
288
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,506
And I'm gonna learn
some sexy moves
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to show my future husband.
290
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I mean, I just truly hope
that I can
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feel empowered
and confident enough
292
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to pull this off.
293
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,429
My fiancé is
professional dancer.
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I wanna do something sexy
for him, but at the same time,
295
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,216
I'm kind of embarrassed
because, obviously,
296
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,565
everyone who's gonna
be there is gonna be
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a professional dancer.
298
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,177
I feel like I used to be,
like, a total sexpot,
299
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,962
and I feel like
I've kind of lost that.
300
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,964
I'm past the wrestling ring.
301
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,488
I've birthed
an incredible human being.
302
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,098
Your body does change.
303
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:51,014
Your back expands, your hips
go up and they don't go back,
304
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,973
your feet get bigger,
and you just look different.
305
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,453
You don't look like what
you did, and you never will.
306
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,194
It's just hard
to accept at times.
307
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,109
And I get it, not everyone's
gonna, you know--
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is in little underwear
on the pole.
309
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,809
But I am.
310
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,549
I feel like I just threw
myself into therapy
311
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,812
in, like, a physical way.
312
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,552
You know, the thing I love
about pole is,
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there's really, like, a style
and a place for everybody.
314
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Yeah.
315
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So it's totally fine
316
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,472
for you to be feeling
what you're feeling.
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And we're just gonna,
like, find things
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that look great on your body
and that you feel
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really confident in doing.
320
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,262
And just, like, props for being
like, "I'm gonna do, like,
321
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,568
"one or two pole lessons
and then go perform
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00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,613
in front of a bunch of people."
323
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,745
I mean,----.
324
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,920
But you're gonna
blow people away.
325
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,878
Oh, yay!
I'm excited for that.
326
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,141
Go ahead and touch it.
Just grab it, touch it.
327
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,056
And I want you to think of
the pole as your dance partner.
328
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:36,712
And you can tease it,
seduce it, wrap around it.
329
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,540
So you just have fun with that.
330
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,976
Arm up high.
331
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,500
Shift your weight into
your right hip as you step.
332
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,807
Yes, right.
- Wow, that's a hard walk.
333
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,722
And then...
- Arms up.
334
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,159
Good. And then--yes!
335
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682
I can just hear
my sister laughing.
336
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,383
And then booty first.
337
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950
Slide it down.
338
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,473
And then, "Uh!"
339
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,866
Back up. Yes.
340
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,258
And maybe
it's really uncomfortable.
341
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,564
It is so uncomfortable.
342
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,957
But you know what?
343
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,394
It's gonna get really natural
really fast now.
344
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,788
Seeing myself
like that and, um--
345
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,137
just my body.
346
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,008
- Yeah.
- Things are different.
347
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,836
Even, like, people who are
really comfortable
348
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,012
and confident with themselves,
it takes a little bit of time
349
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,579
to just get used
to just seeing yourself...
350
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,711
- Yeah.
- And just being with yourself.
351
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,974
What I have learned is,
352
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,237
pole dancing is
a legitimate sport.
353
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:27,284
What sucks about it is,
like, you're pretty naked.
354
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,720
And you're trying
to be impressive,
355
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,113
but do I look impressive?
356
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,072
Like, I'm an athlete,
so I want it to be good,
357
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,638
but I know where I'm at.
358
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,598
So why did I think
I'd have time to do this?
359
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,774
All right, here we go.
360
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,082
♪ I'm looking at the clock,
time drops ♪
361
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,694
Yeah, gorgeous.
362
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,088
Yes, that's right!
363
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,829
Walk it around.
364
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,570
♪ I'm finally letting go
365
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:58,185
♪ I'm feeling better
than I did before ♪
366
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,623
♪ Stop, drop, roll,
move aside ♪
367
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:06,062
♪ I'm gonna be
my own best friend tonight ♪
368
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,201
- We gotta make it us.
- Oh, my gosh!
369
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,290
Look at that view
and that pool!
370
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,118
If you're gonna have
an LA bachelorette, like,
371
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,641
you need these views, right?
372
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,730
This is when you feel
like you're living large.
373
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,341
I'm such a good maid of honor
in the way I plan.
374
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,908
Yeah.
375
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,128
So I gotta give it to Brie.
The house is incredible.
376
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:31,174
Like, this is a dream for
a bachelor-bachelorette party.
377
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,090
Brie, will you look
at the rooms, and then JJ
378
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,397
and then Nattie will be
tomorrow night.
379
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:40,227
Artem and Gleb thought
a perfect bachelor-bachelorette
380
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,186
party weekend would be
to go fishing
381
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,189
and then cook together,
do a cooking class,
382
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,844
I think it was,
and then do a CrossFit class.
383
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:52,065
I was like, OK, no one's gonna
show up to be bored to death.
384
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,067
- Like, boring.
- I mean beyond.
385
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,938
So I knew Brie had to step in.
386
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,201
Did you see
the flowers I ordered?
387
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,724
- Oh, did you order some?
- Yeah.
388
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,248
I booked a Hollywood club.
389
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,249
I booked a caterer.
390
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,946
I booked a hot bartender.
391
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,471
I booked a pool party where
we'll be bobbing for dildos.
392
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,777
Yeah.
393
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,388
I mean, I even got,
like, a penis piñata.
394
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,607
Oh, yeah.
395
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:17,046
I got high-end alcohol,
delicious food,
396
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,527
gorgeous men, hot women.
397
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,615
The location.
398
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,879
So I stepped up--
solo, on my own.
399
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,968
And I got a cute outfit.
400
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,797
A little insecure about it
'cause you can't wear tights.
401
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,451
You're just gonna go slutty?
402
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,626
I'm nervous.
403
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,280
And I--and I think
I'm more nervous now
404
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,977
because I'm so sore.
405
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,326
Just put some Bengay on.
406
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,807
Oh, awesome,
Bengay before I go.
407
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,809
That smell.
Artem will probably love it.
408
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,115
It'll remind him of dancing.
409
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,638
Well, this is a cool house.
410
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,553
Thank you.
411
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,424
I'm your neighbor.
- You are?
412
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,079
So if you have sex tonight,
I'm gonna be able to hear you.
413
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,473
So what are you saying?
Like, don't do it?
414
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:56,564
No, you can do it.
I'll put on my white noise.
415
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,826
Done deal.
416
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,790
Oh, look who's ready!
417
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,010
Let's go!
418
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,406
You've met Shawna before.
419
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,495
- Yes, what's up? Yeah?
- You need an iron, right?
420
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,192
I got an iron, I got a board.
421
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,237
Gimme a little runway walk.
422
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,109
Full, one, two, three,
423
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,025
four, one, hey!
424
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,592
Let's go see the view.
425
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,420
The pool is a bit
small though, no?
426
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,378
- It wraps around.
- Artem, look at my nipples.
427
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,206
Is that gonna--is that bad?
428
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,644
Well I didn't notice it
till now.
429
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,646
I mean, who makes a dress
where your nipple
430
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,344
pops right through?
431
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,475
I'm gonna go ask Shawna
if she has
432
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,955
nipple covers, just in case.
433
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,002
- Let's party!
- Let's party!
434
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,307
How could we not
at this place?
435
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,570
I can't wait to party.
436
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,050
Oh, my gosh!
437
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,051
So pretty.
438
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,574
Amazing weather.
439
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,359
I know, right?
440
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,926
I mean, this house is unreal.
441
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,059
I think I'm, like,
maid of honor of the year.
442
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,930
Well, we'll see.
It ain't done.
443
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,976
Well, actually...
444
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,283
so I really need your help,
because in Paris right now,
445
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,806
nothing is working out.
446
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,591
No venue, no nothing.
447
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,985
Well, mine was bridal shower
and bachelorette,
448
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,378
so my checklist is done.
449
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,380
No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait, Brie.
450
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:17,166
Since Artem and I decided
to get married in Paris,
451
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,559
I've had a lot more to do.
452
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:23,042
I've just been looking
at venues nonstop.
453
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,782
It's very S, which I like.
454
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,872
Yeah.
455
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,918
I had to look at good
plane deals for my family,
456
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,921
so we've been booking flights,
found them an amazing hotel.
457
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,141
Oh, my gosh, I've been looking
into wedding planners.
458
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,099
Still waiting
for someone to respond.
459
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,579
Brie, do you have a sec?
460
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,407
I want to talk about
the maid of honor dresses.
461
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,453
We want something
with tulle, very Vogue.
462
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,499
We have rehearsal dinner
locked in, which is great,
463
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,762
even though I keep adding
more people, which isn't great.
464
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,286
And I need to figure out
the rest of the wedding.
465
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,897
Let me show you this place
that I fell in love with.
466
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,421
Look at that room, Brie.
467
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,118
And then scroll to the left.
468
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,338
Oh, yeah.
469
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,557
Well, are they available?
470
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,950
Let's see.
Let's just call and see.
471
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,125
I literally can't believe
we're doing this
472
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,431
at your bachelorette party.
473
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,563
OK, just one thing
to get off the checklist--
474
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,261
You know you're gonna
throw me a party
475
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,610
once this is all done because...
476
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,785
Don't make this about you
right now.
477
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,134
The stress
you have put me through.
478
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,353
Shh!
Don't make it about you.
479
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,789
- Want me to get you a drink?
- Yeah.
480
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,618
I mean, I've been drinking
a live mushroom elixir.
481
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,359
It's just like--
- Oh, Jesus, that's so LA.
482
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,451
Your venue online,
do you do weddings?
483
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,192
We do weddings,
yes, sometimes.
484
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,630
So would you maybe
be open to book
485
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,327
a wedding in, like, two weeks?
486
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,720
This month?
487
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,808
No, Madame.
488
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,811
No, we are very booked.
489
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:40,641
It's August, you know, and lot
of people, they don't work,
490
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,251
you know,
they're on vacations.
491
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,600
All right, well, thank you.
492
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,385
OK, bonsoir. Au revoir.
493
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,038
Au revoir. Bye.
494
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,913
You know all the things
you need for a wedding?
495
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,828
- Yeah.
- I'm not even lying to you,
496
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,742
like, I have nothing.
497
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,178
Why did I think that I could,
498
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,919
like, plan something
in four weeks?
499
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,399
Oh, my gosh.
500
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,928
Whoo!
501
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,409
Hi!
502
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,019
- How are you?
- Oh, my, look at you.
503
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,586
Best man, maid of honor.
504
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,457
- Yeah.
- Ready to make magic happen?
505
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,721
- Yeah.
- Yay!
506
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,725
- Oh, my gosh, you guys!
- There she is.
507
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,467
Oh, my God, I can't believe
you all are here.
508
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,903
Oh, my God, we wouldn't
have missed it for the world.
509
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,557
You guys have no idea
how much it means.
510
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,733
Ariane is one of the OGs
of total divas.
511
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,082
And you dance?
512
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,475
Used to make her dance
all the time in the rain.
513
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,737
Even though I was like,
fake it till you make it.
514
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,088
Look at these two!
515
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,699
JJ!
516
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,570
- How are you?
- I'm so happy.
517
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,529
Yay!
- Congratulations.
518
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,096
Nicole needs a little
sippy-sippy of tequila.
519
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,315
No.
520
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,403
A little shot, come on.
521
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,448
This is Nicole's turn.
522
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,927
This is
your bachelorette party.
523
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,538
Who has
a bachelor-bachelorette party
524
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,583
and says we're not
gonna get nuts?
525
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,803
OK, this can be
the only shot.
526
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,804
Yeah.
527
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,287
all: [chanting] Do it! Do it!
528
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,419
We made Nicole take a shot.
529
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,899
Mazel tov.
530
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,944
Artem, I heard that Russians
can't really drink.
531
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,120
I'm just kidding.
He's like--
532
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,297
Hey, put this on and sip up.
533
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,821
Yes!
534
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,127
Whoo!
535
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,434
There you are.
536
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,783
Gotta make sure
you did it right.
537
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,741
Yeah, cause we're
gonna judge it.
538
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,438
Shut up!
539
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,179
How fun is this?
540
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,963
- This is so fun.
- Right?
541
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,617
I mean, I love it
because I have, like,
542
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,793
my WWE era over there,
543
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,666
here's dancing,
Hooters over there.
544
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,015
You guys used to work
at Hooters?
545
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,364
Yeah.
546
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,887
That's why we became
kick-ass women.
547
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,324
I'm very confused.
548
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,977
Like, it's a bachelor party,
but you're also here.
549
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,979
It's like--and then it's
your bachelorette party,
550
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,111
but he's here.
551
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,678
So what's going on?
552
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,071
That's what happens when
you get married at their age.
553
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,683
Wow.
554
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296
- J, don't!
- Don't jump!
555
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,647
- Artem!
- Artem!
556
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,606
- No, Artem!
- Artem!
557
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,608
No. Don't you dare.
558
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,479
This is the best.
Brie did all this.
559
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,220
She's amazing.
560
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,700
She keeps reminding me
that she's
561
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,311
maid of honor of the year,
and I owe her
562
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,139
a vacation after all of this.
563
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,575
OK.
564
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,012
We're leaving in one hour,
565
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,841
so please eat,
get your stomachs,
566
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,191
like, a good foundation
because we're gonna do
567
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,063
a lot of drinking at the venue.
568
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,760
It's gonna be even more fun.
569
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,023
My tummy sucks, you guys.
570
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,547
Stop!
571
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,332
In front of all you guys.
572
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,857
Am I really about
to do a pole dance?
573
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,337
Who do you think I am,
Dita Von Teese?
574
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,860
Absolutely not.
So what am I doing?
575
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,601
I'm gonna head out, you guys.
576
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,994
What do you mean,
you're heading out?
577
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,778
I have to go make sure
the place is right.
578
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,519
I have to go do a few things
before you guys arrive.
579
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,874
It's really weird
because I'm having an issue.
580
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,050
Pole dancing is actually
like a sport.
581
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,225
I mean,
it's really fricking hard.
582
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,705
It's like a sport.
583
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,446
And so I'm like, I feel like
I'm gonna go out there,
584
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,187
and it's--
like. I'm not gonna deliver.
585
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,754
You're gonna shock everyone
because they're gonna be like,
586
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,059
where did that come from?
587
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,452
I know,
but my first thought is like,
588
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,845
why am I performing
this if I'm not
589
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,194
ready or perfection at this?
590
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,369
Because you're
getting married,
591
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,544
and you're trying to turn
your man on,
592
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,980
and it's really hot.
593
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,678
Yeah, with my brother
and my sister right there.
594
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,506
To get into small underwear
595
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,290
and put on
a very sexy performance
596
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,380
for your man
in front of 15 to 20 people
597
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,427
that you know personally,
you're very vulnerable.
598
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,907
Thank you.
599
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,257
Nicole's at the venue
getting it ready for all of us
600
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,476
to have fun!
601
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:28,564
There you go!
602
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,877
OK, let's go!
603
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,533
both:
604
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,884
Let's get weird!
Let's get weird!
605
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,408
Let's go!
606
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,542
Let's go celebrate
Artem and Nicole!
607
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,199
We're gonna do
the birdcage first.
608
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,854
Cage comes down,
two people hold it
609
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,595
because it's gonna have to move
just a little bit.
610
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,814
- Oh,----!
- Are you okay?
611
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,468
- As I, like, nail my head.
- Oh, wow!
612
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,121
What the---- am I doing?
613
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:07,908
I'm, like, just so nervous.
Like, it's crazy.
614
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,431
I can't even drink tequila,
I'm that nervous.
615
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,624
Ever, ever, ever, ever!
616
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,496
OK, is everyone ready?
617
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,457
Oh, my gosh.
618
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,806
I'm, like, freaking out.
619
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,068
They're about to walk in.
620
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,384
all: Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug!
621
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,604
- How you feeling, Artem?
- Great.
622
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,651
- Where is Nicole?
- Where is she?
623
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:56,870
She's coming.
624
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,264
OK.
625
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:02,005
I just can't help but, like,
get insecure too and think,
626
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,659
like, is Artem really
gonna like this,
627
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,835
or is he gonna just be,
like, a pity, like,
628
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,228
"Oh, my God, you're so cute"?
629
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:09,360
He better not even think
about using the word cute.
630
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,536
Like that--that'll be it.
631
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:14,191
What?
632
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,541
Yeah!
633
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,375
- How you feeling, Artem?
- Artem, yes.
634
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,466
- You're not drunk, right?
- Where is Nicole?
635
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,989
Where is she?
636
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,687
Nicole's getting it ready
for all of us to have fun!
637
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,385
Ladies and gentlemen,
please draw your attention
638
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,997
to center stage
for tonight's performance.
639
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,434
What?
640
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,133
I think I made it clear
to JJ and Gleb
641
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,092
that we're gonna go classy,
642
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,964
and we did not want
to have strippers.
643
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,836
♪ When the temperature
drops too cold ♪
644
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:56,059
♪ Don't let go,
it's a long way down ♪
645
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:59,585
♪ And your back is
against the wall ♪
646
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:03,937
♪ Don't look over and out,
look down ♪
647
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,683
♪ Love me when I'm gone
648
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,467
♪ Want you to carry on
649
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:15,862
Ow!
650
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,952
Yeah, you look good, girl.
You look good.
651
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,999
Get him, Nicole.
652
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,567
Ow! Dang, mama!
653
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,396
I am so proud of Nicole
for pulling this off
654
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,964
because it is so nerve-racking
to not only be
655
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,488
in your lingerie
in front of everyone,
656
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,143
but to do a really sexy dance
for your fiancé
657
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,666
and we're all watching.
658
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:49,591
Dang, Artem, cover your pants!
Cover your pants!
659
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,856
Let's go, Nicole!
660
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,815
Yeah!
661
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,606
No!
662
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:07,000
What a terrible idea
to have your brother
663
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,654
at your bachelorette party.
664
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,004
Nakedness and sexy stuff--
665
00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,007
like, how weird are we?
666
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,399
We're so weird.
667
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,445
♪ I am even,
I'm ready to fly ♪
668
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:21,231
Smack it! Whoo!
669
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,669
Very jaw-dropping
because I did not expect that.
670
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:27,368
I mean, that lingerie,
like, her body, her hair,
671
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:30,850
and she was looking
with those hungry eyes.
672
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,592
It was a very nice view,
not gonna lie.
673
00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,859
♪ My time,
it's the right time, honey ♪
674
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:43,645
♪ Our time,
it's the right time coming ♪
675
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,866
Do you guys need a moment?
676
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,259
Nicole, you killed it!
677
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:52,698
Ow!
678
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,483
Oh, my God,
I am so happy I did this.
679
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,964
It was super empowering, actually.
680
00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,618
Even if I didn't nail
the routine,
681
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,576
I just wanted
to be sexy for him.
682
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,013
And that sexy side just kind of
took over and was like,
683
00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,711
"----, let's just do it."
684
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,061
- Yes!
- Boo!
685
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,984
I'm gonna go
put on my swimsuit.
686
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,812
I brought a bunch
from three years ago.
687
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:20,900
This is your bachelorette.
688
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,075
Why didn't you buy
a new bikini?
689
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,859
Because where were you
to go buy it?
690
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:27,254
Oh, see, I--
691
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:28,777
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, yeah.
692
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,344
Oh, Artem.
693
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:32,955
Oh, no!
- Boom.
694
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,609
Yeah.
695
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:35,958
But I didn't, like, embarrass
myself at all, right?
696
00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,481
- No, you're good.
- OK.
697
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,009
I think Artem really
enjoyed himself yesterday.
698
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,837
Nikki outdid herself.
699
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:45,925
That's what it's about, right?
700
00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:48,188
You seem like you've--
701
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,581
you've really welcomed Artem
into the family.
702
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:51,757
I love Artem.
703
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,715
He's a good dude.
He's good for my sister.
704
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,674
He's very, very caring.
705
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,414
That's--one of the main
things in my life
706
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,720
is that he treats her right,
707
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,374
and I know he does,
so that's what's cool.
708
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,420
Even, like, if---- went south
ever, say, for them,
709
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,857
I'd still be his brother
and be like,
710
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,554
"Yo, you ever need anything,
I'm here, you know?"
711
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,687
Like, he's one of those guys
for me now.
712
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,298
He's a boy, and once I have a--
once you're my boy,
713
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,430
you're------- in for life,
that's it.
714
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,218
Is it bad
I'm in my PJ's still?
715
00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:20,394
They don't care, right?
716
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,352
Hello.
717
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,137
How are you guys doing?
718
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,791
Um, I could be better.
719
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,229
It's crazy, the older you get,
it's just like you can't drink
720
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:31,274
like you did in your 20s.
721
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:35,496
And yesterday and last night,
we had a lot of tequila.
722
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,454
But I gotta keep
the party going.
723
00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,195
So I thought
it was really genius
724
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,633
that Nicole and I would get
some hydration fluids in us
725
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,244
and kind of kick out
this hangover
726
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:45,811
so, I guess,
we can keep drinking.
727
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,775
Was last night everything you
thought it would be and more?
728
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:54,994
Oh, more and even better.
729
00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,038
Yeah?
730
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:58,954
I mean, strip dance, what?
731
00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,303
A pole dance?
732
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:07,441
Brie, so can we go
over our checklist?
733
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:10,966
Could I just get an IV
and, like, listen to the birds
734
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,228
and just relax?
735
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:13,621
Um, well you did say
you were gonna
736
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,710
help me get a Paris venue,
so could we work on that
737
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,320
while we're laying here?
738
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,192
This is what I'm thinking is,
if you come to Paris with me
739
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,716
early, so like five days, maybe,
740
00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,283
and we just
put it all together.
741
00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:27,200
So it's not our wedding,
you and I.
742
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,115
It's you and Artem.
743
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:34,381
So I think
maybe Artem can help you.
744
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,687
No, I understand that.
745
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:37,993
But what I was thinking--
746
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,865
She needs
a female recommendation.
747
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,127
It's not
the male recommendation.
748
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,693
Well, you're really good
with me about it,
749
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:47,307
but I would rather have Artem
be at home with Teo longer
750
00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,526
so Teo doesn't have
to be in Paris as long.
751
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,311
It just, to me,
would be more stressful
752
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,792
if you guys were there
because I'd want to entertain,
753
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,271
make sure you guys are
taken care of,
754
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,751
and then I feel like
nothing will get done.
755
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,535
When Brie's there,
I could just bitch her
756
00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,407
and boss her around and--
- See, that's what I'm saying.
757
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,409
- No, I'm just kidding.
- That's what's gonna happen.
758
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:03,932
That's what's gonna happen.
759
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,151
I'm joking!
760
00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,195
You treat me
like your TaskRabbit.
761
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,893
Oh, do I?
762
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,851
Oh, my gosh.
763
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,810
That's so funny.
764
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,421
Like, I think you forget
I'm a mom and a wife.
765
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,118
I have two kids.
Did you know that?
766
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,338
Oh, my gosh, yeah.
767
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:22,777
So as of right now, no.
768
00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:23,909
Are you serious?
769
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,620
Hello.
both: Nattie!
770
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,448
- I just landed.
- Oh, my gosh.
771
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,928
It's so good
to see you, girl.
772
00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,799
- Yay!
- Oh, my gosh.
773
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,932
- Good to see you guys.
- Oh, my gosh.
774
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,107
I'm so happy you're here.
775
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,065
Hi.
Sorry I'm not fully clothed.
776
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,893
The house is gorgeous.
- Ooh, I love that jacket.
777
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,286
Isn't this house amazing?
778
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:54,765
Thank you. I knew you would.
779
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,245
Oh, Nattie, last night
I did a pole dance.
780
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,420
Oh, my God.
781
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,552
Did you show Nattie
her bedroom too?
782
00:30:58,552 --> 00:30:59,727
Wow.
783
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,815
Oh, I haven't showed her
her bedroom.
784
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:01,816
She just walked in.
785
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,339
OK, well, I mean--
786
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,732
I need to get my suit on.
787
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,865
You want a bevy?
- Yeah, let's go.
788
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,823
Face got all, like, morphed
and, like--
789
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:12,044
that's when I'm drunk is
when your eyes get all weird.
790
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,745
For whatever reason,
this is enormously gratifying.
791
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,487
- I know.
- Right?
792
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:23,098
I have to say, I really
feel like I've nailed
793
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:24,883
this bachelorette party, so--
794
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,145
I can't wait to see--
795
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,321
so has she picked out
her dress?
796
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,976
Well, Nattie, there's--OK.
797
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,673
OK, so my sister...
798
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,849
- Is high maintenance.
- You know that.
799
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,243
And they're getting married
in Paris.
800
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:40,072
- You're kidding.
- In two weeks.
801
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,421
- In Paris?
- Yes.
802
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,510
Even though they're--
she keeps saying eloping,
803
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:44,772
which, it's not true.
804
00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:46,905
She still has to find
a wedding venue.
805
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,428
Like, she's still trying
to figure out all the details.
806
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,733
She has nothing organized
at all.
807
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,126
- No.
- I would be flipping my----.
808
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,519
I know.
809
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:54,042
This is actually really
out of character for her,
810
00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:56,131
to be perfectly honest.
- Mm-hmm. I agree.
811
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,916
Like, I couldn't imagine
Nicole going into WrestleMania
812
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,091
and being like,
"We'll just wing it
813
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:00,396
in front of 80,000 people."
814
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,832
This is basically
what she's doing right now.
815
00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,356
- Yeah.
- She's winging it.
816
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,923
100%.
817
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,576
The one thing I love
about having Nattie around
818
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,230
is that Nattie
gets Nicole and I.
819
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,449
I mean, she has been
820
00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,755
on the road with us
for over a decade.
821
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,976
She's seen Nicole and I
at our worst, at our best.
822
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,587
And she knows how different
we are but how close we are.
823
00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:19,241
So I always love
picking her brain.
824
00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:20,764
I can't even make this up.
825
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:23,898
She asked me today
if I could leave in five days
826
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:26,118
to go early with her
to help plan.
827
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,729
Artem wants to stay in Napa
to be with Matteo.
828
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,427
What about Birdie and Buddy?
829
00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:33,168
What about your life?
830
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,648
- OK, thank you.
- And your husband.
831
00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,345
- I'm married, yeah.
- Yeah. And you have--
832
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:37,999
And just for me
to pack up and go, and say,
833
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,262
"Au revoir, going to be gone
for ten days,"
834
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,395
like, that's a lot.
- You can't do that.
835
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,310
God, and also,
she needs to understand, too,
836
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,442
that, like, Artem is
going to be her husband.
837
00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,009
Nicole is
extremely independent.
838
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,055
She's not used to letting
anyone take care of her.
839
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,491
Right.
840
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:52,796
She's always been
the one to take the reins.
841
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,102
But, like, sometimes
she just needs to let--
842
00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,800
like, even if Artem can
help out a little bit,
843
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,454
or even, like--
I think he just thought
844
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,021
that she was gonna do
all of it.
845
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,980
She needs to kind of shift
responsibilities a little bit
846
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,894
and just let Artem
be the husband.
847
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,244
Right, she does.
848
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,768
And I feel like she has
to kind of let go of me.
849
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,422
It's a lot of pressure
on you.
850
00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,990
What Nattie is saying,
there's a lot of truth to it.
851
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,731
Because I think Nicole and I
do get caught up
852
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,777
in our very close relationship,
853
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,083
where we act like
husband and wife.
854
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:21,216
Nicole really needs to learn
how to separate
855
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,653
and kind of start
to rely on Artem.
856
00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,307
Like, I can't be her Artem.
857
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:29,181
I just feel like she needs
to start treating Artem
858
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,660
the way she kind of treats me.
859
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,401
And look,
at the end of the day,
860
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,055
yes, I know I'm gonna go,
861
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,840
and I wanna go,
and I wanna do all this.
862
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,799
But I just don't like
that my sister assumes
863
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,801
that it's just so easy,
and it just--
864
00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,108
can just all happen
without asking me.
865
00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,805
I want her to know, like,
she needs to ask me.
866
00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,067
She needs to give me time.
867
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,201
So I just want her
to suffer a little bit
868
00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:50,506
for doing that to me.
869
00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,247
So I know I should go.
- Yeah.
870
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,596
I just have to talk to Bryan.
871
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:55,033
Jennie, my sister,
is like this too.
872
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,991
It's like, they piss us off,
but they really need us.
873
00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:58,819
No, she really needs me,
I know.
874
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:00,864
I mean,
you can't let her down.
875
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,431
Like, you can't
let Nicole down.
876
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,867
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
877
00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,347
I feel like I'm gonna have
a lot of tequila today
878
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:08,524
and end up telling her,
like, "All right, I'll go."
879
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:18,578
We're getting naked now.
880
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,067
Can you just show us,
how do you bob for a dildo?
881
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,069
Come on, get in there!
882
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:36,465
Bobbing for dildos might be
the most brilliant idea
883
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:37,727
to do at a bachelorette.
- Amazing.
884
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,381
You have to do that
all the time.
885
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,383
Look at the smile
on his face, man.
886
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:42,558
I think I'm gonna
bring that out
887
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:43,733
even for, like, the holidays.
888
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,344
Why not?
After Thanksgiving dinner?
889
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:48,086
Actually, that's gonna be our
ice breaker for every party.
890
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,569
I honestly think
that you always
891
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:55,528
need to do it joint
because as women,
892
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,748
to watch men bob for dildos,
is one of, like,
893
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,228
the best highlights of my life.
894
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,274
Well, I will say this:
895
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,189
the guys, I think, were better
than the girls.
896
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,625
I know.
897
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:09,237
Whoo!
898
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,982
I don't know
what kind of game is that.
899
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:27,037
This is
the Russian ballerina.
900
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,737
The Russian ballerina.
901
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,521
Where you been
for the two days?
902
00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,567
- She had training.
- Oh, you were training?
903
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:37,439
Then you gotta go to the bar
and get, like, a Stolichnaya.
904
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,789
- Da. Okay.
- Exactly.
905
00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:43,445
Ooh, bootylicious!
906
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:44,794
I'll take it.
907
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:47,145
I worked hard
for these booty gains.
908
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,164
So my brother called.
909
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,905
And even though
there was a little hope
910
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,298
that they would
be able to make it,
911
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,995
but they actually can't.
912
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:16,261
I had this vision in my mind
what the wedding should be
913
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,306
and how it's gonna go, and...
914
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:24,312
It's extremely disappointing.
915
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:29,274
Because...
916
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,797
It's just not gonna happen.
917
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:47,030
My parents
not able to come to Paris.
918
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,207
The only place
that's closest to Paris
919
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,817
would be Turkey
because they don't need
920
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,166
a visa to go to Turkey.
921
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:01,001
At this point right now,
everybody from Nicole's side
922
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,438
already committed
to the wedding in Paris.
923
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:05,135
And it would be impossible
924
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,094
to change everything
for Turkey.
925
00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:10,924
So my plan would be,
take Matteo to Turkey
926
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,404
to meet my parents in person.
927
00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:15,885
And Nicole would stay
in Paris and continue
928
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,278
planning the wedding.
929
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,845
So I'm just gonna
have to talk to Nicole
930
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,673
and see
how she feels about that.
931
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,820
Look who came, Dad.
932
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,087
Yeah.
933
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,744
Love you, Dad.
934
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:57,971
Oh!
935
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,194
Oh, thank you, Dad.
That's so sweet.
936
00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:13,291
You need to go.
What time is it?
937
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,292
It's 4:25.
938
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,989
OK, yeah, you get in--
939
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,034
you get in your car.
940
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:21,342
Oh, I'm so jealous
that you get to see Teo.
941
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,691
Yeah.
942
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,867
I wanna go home to Tay Tay.
943
00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:29,219
I love you.
- I love you too.
944
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,178
Oh, you got--
- I'm sorry.
945
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:38,011
Who were you talking to on
the phone earlier, by the way?
946
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,840
Oh, I talked
to my brother about,
947
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,624
obviously, my parents
coming and stuff.
948
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:45,627
France is a definite no-go.
- Your brother--oh.
949
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,934
- Yeah, it's--
- It's a no-go.
950
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,893
I was so excited.
- Yeah.
951
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,199
I don't know
why I had so much hope.
952
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:54,244
I was like,
it's for sure gonna work.
953
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,856
He said that it's gonna take,
like, 90 days minimum
954
00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,379
if there is even a chance.
955
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,468
And it's like, even the chance
is, like, very slim
956
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:03,558
that they'd even be able
to get a visa, yeah.
957
00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:06,082
It's so hard and frustrating
with his family,
958
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,128
because it's like,
all you want to do is,
959
00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,912
like, put them on a flight
and bring them here.
960
00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:11,523
And we can't do that.
961
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:15,527
And it just hurts me
because I can't fix it,
962
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,615
and I wanna fix it.
963
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,226
But that's the bad news.
964
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:23,752
The good news is, they still
can travel to Turkey.
965
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:29,323
So I'm thinking, you know,
getting them out to Turkey
966
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:32,413
and just maybe flying in then,
you know,
967
00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,589
so they can meet Matteo
for the first time
968
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:37,984
and just hang out.
969
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:41,422
So Tay Tay goes to Turkey?
970
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,250
Without Mommy?
971
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,383
You can come.
I never said you're not.
972
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,733
I just don't know
what you need to do in Paris.
973
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:48,864
Yeah.
974
00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:52,085
There's so much to do in Paris.
975
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:55,958
OK, can we just
think about this?
976
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,917
I get a little bit
of anxiety immediately
977
00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,919
hearing Teo going
to another country without me,
978
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,268
I'm not gonna lie.
979
00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:03,052
I don't know anything
about Turkey,
980
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:06,142
as far as I've only ever
had a layover in Istanbul
981
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,709
on my way to Kyrgyzstan, so--
982
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,929
Yeah, remember we're
talking about a civil country.
983
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,234
We're not talking about--
984
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,498
No, no, no, I know,
but it's just ever--
985
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,152
I never imagined my son
in another country without me.
986
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,938
I mean, how far is Turkey
from Paris to fly to?
987
00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:21,636
Oh, like three,
four hours maybe, tops,
988
00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:22,898
three and a half, four.
989
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:26,032
I wish it was closer. OK.
990
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,861
Do they do nonstops
wherever you have to go?
991
00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,297
I mean, I haven't checked,
so we're
992
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,038
gonna have to figure it out.
- All right.
993
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,431
I'm just saying it's an
option that they can go there.
994
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,606
Yeah, no, that's great.
995
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:35,998
Because they can't go
anywhere else.
996
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,086
I'm just a little buzzed,
and I'm seeing them
997
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,479
hanging a penis
in the background.
998
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,046
So I'm like,
let's take a little second.
999
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,308
OK.
1000
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,744
But I'm happy
that no matter what,
1001
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,006
you're gonna see them.
- Yeah.
1002
00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:46,618
So that's a good sign,
you know.
1003
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750
I need you to understand
just how
1004
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:52,537
I'm hesitant until we talk
about things with Teo,
1005
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,061
just being his mom.
1006
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,499
I love you.
You go get in the car.
1007
00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:01,589
There's just so many things
going on in my head.
1008
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:04,200
Like, to think of my son
in another country,
1009
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,421
potentially without me, like,
scares the---- out of me.
1010
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,816
Immediately in my head,
I'm like, hell no.
1011
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:13,340
Like, absolutely not.
1012
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,994
Will you let me know
how baby boy is
1013
00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:16,996
and make sure to FaceTime me
every morning?
1014
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:19,389
Yeah, of course.
1015
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,174
I'll do that.
1016
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:22,828
- I love you.
- I love you too.
1017
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,438
Have fun.
- OK.
1018
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,396
At the same time,
it, like, breaks my heart,
1019
00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:28,660
the fact that Matteo's
never met his grandparents.
1020
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,532
I know what my grandparents
mean and meant to me.
1021
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:35,493
And so I don't want to ever
look back and have regret
1022
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,191
that I didn't let Matteo
meet his grandparents,
1023
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,019
that Artem didn't get
that moment to have
1024
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,411
for the rest of his life.
1025
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:43,196
- Have fun.
- I love you. Thank you.
1026
00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,850
Call me when you get
to the airport.
1027
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,025
Yeah, I will.
1028
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,594
You know,
there are things in life
1029
00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,727
you're gonna learn as a parent
that you can't control.
1030
00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:54,033
And all you can do is pray.
1031
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,252
And so now,
all I can do is pray.
1032
00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,473
I love you, monkey!
1033
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,091
Bonjour.
- Ooh!
1034
00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:11,964
You're giving me
a 1920s Paris vibe.
1035
00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:15,054
Try to find a venue,
give it a chance.
1036
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,446
Oh,----!
1037
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,274
We really know how to pick
the spots, don't we?
1038
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,275
I know.
1039
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,714
To have Matteo
go to Turkey with Artem,
1040
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:23,932
I'm just so nervous.
1041
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,325
Artem freaked out at me.
1042
00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,022
It was, like, kind of crazy.
1043
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,415
I'm kind of worried
about you guys.
1044
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,243
If that's how
it's gonna be forever,
1045
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:31,374
that's really,
like, a big deal.
1046
00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:32,724
This is how I live life.
1047
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,639
I'm not gonna sit here
and not voice my opinion.