1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:01,958 Artem and I are gonna get married. 2 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:02,959 Oh, yay. 3 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,004 In, like, four weeks. 4 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,353 - In what? - What? 5 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,876 I would love to get my parents. 6 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,356 Yeah, what's happening with that? 7 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:11,098 My parents cannot make it to Napa for the wedding. 8 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,795 I don't even know yet how you feel of me, 9 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,144 like, wearing my dress and-- 10 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,625 That's the least thing on my mind. 11 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,454 If my parents will never meet my son in person, 12 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,760 that'd be the most devastating thing to me. 13 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,372 Maybe we just go elope somewhere we love. 14 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,069 Oh, my gosh, imagine what my dress 15 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,549 would look like in France. 16 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,213 Oh, my gosh, gorgeous. 17 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:41,606 Oh, my gosh, stunning. 18 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,130 Wow. 19 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,220 Great. You're good. 20 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,874 Eileen, so have you booked your flight to Paris yet? 21 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,441 Yeah? 22 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,661 I think I'll make it to your wedding to do your makeup. 23 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,750 You better. 24 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,838 - Well... - Is it booked? 25 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,013 It's booked, right? 26 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,797 Is your venue booked? 27 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,364 No. 28 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,192 I'm totally starting to feel the ticking clock. 29 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,629 Trying to find this place in Paris, France, 30 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,457 and being in Napa Valley 31 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:09,765 and not speaking French is so hard. 32 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:12,420 And so right now we have one venue in Paris, 33 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:15,249 which we love it, but we're not in love with it. 34 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,468 It's not the Paris that we love. 35 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,383 Whatever happened with that conversation 36 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,863 with you and Artem, where he got, like, so mad? 37 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,082 So, Paul, you missed it. 38 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,215 In front of Eileen and Brie, 39 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:29,132 I forgot to tell him I canceled it. 40 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,568 It was only in a conver-- 41 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:31,830 And she wasn't even telling him. 42 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:33,354 She was telling Brie and I, and he walks in, 43 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,182 and he's like, "Wait, what?" 44 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,184 Do you think the pecking order will change 45 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,359 once you're married? 46 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:39,969 It'll be, like, Artem then Brie, 47 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:42,754 or is it still gonna always be Brie first, then Artem? 48 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,279 For information, anyways. - Well, Brie's just so helpful. 49 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,454 But it's hard-- 50 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:47,542 She's just an extension of you. 51 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,760 It's just being a twin, yeah. 52 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,675 So hard. 53 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,024 All right. 54 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,070 That's good. 55 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,290 Here comes the bride. 56 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,814 Oh, my goodness! 57 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:02,034 Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. 58 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,925 OK, because I have your full attention 59 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:27,234 because you're driving, we are gonna go over some details. 60 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,583 Your bachelorette. 61 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,151 So Artem and I are doing this joint 62 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,630 bachelor-bachelorette party, 63 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,502 and we thought LA would be perfect. 64 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:38,027 Hollywood has all those fun bars and speakeasies 65 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,246 and, like, sexy feels. 66 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,248 And we just need to figure out 67 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,641 what we're seeing, what we're doing. 68 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,903 It'll be fun. 69 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:47,428 It's not like I want dudes' butts in my face, 70 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,604 and he doesn't want chicks' boobs in his face. 71 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:50,779 So, like, let's just do it together. 72 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,259 I'd rather have Artem's ass in my face 73 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,956 and put my tits in his. 74 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,914 I haven't had, like, a weekend to let loose... 75 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,786 I don't think since I had Matteo, right? 76 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:58,787 Right. 77 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:11,582 - Cheers. - Cheers. 78 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:14,846 - How is it going? - It's going good. 79 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,457 You being the best man, 80 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,849 you still need to figure it out, 81 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,155 the bachelor party. 82 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,201 Bachelor party? 83 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,681 Have you had any thoughts? 84 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:29,731 I mean, I wanna do something for you. 85 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:32,255 I've never been, actually, to a bachelor party in Russia, 86 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,997 but I've heard people go to the sauna, 87 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,913 drink vodka, run around naked in the snow. 88 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,306 What if we do, like, 89 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:42,918 some kind of, like, a cooking thing? 90 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,659 I feel like everybody loves to cook. 91 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:49,490 Uh, I mean, cooking might be a little bit-- 92 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,448 - Fishing would be fun. - Yeah. 93 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,495 - Big tuna. - Yeah. 94 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,844 That's really weird. 95 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:59,674 But for Artem, he's a very calm, quiet guy. 96 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,502 So he doesn't like to get drunk. 97 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:04,331 He doesn't like to go to a strip club. 98 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,898 He doesn't like to go crazy. 99 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,204 That could be good. 100 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:17,039 Your bridal shower was amazing, elegant, fun. 101 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:20,695 But for the bachelorette, I want the complete opposite. 102 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,697 Lady in the sheets on the train-- 103 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,264 - Uh... - No, lady in the sheets-- 104 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,222 I'm no lady in the sheets. 105 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,615 I'm the lady in the streets. 106 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,312 I'm a freak in the sheets. 107 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,880 Bridal shower's lady on the street. 108 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,449 Bachelorette is going to be a freak in the sheets. 109 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,407 So pretty much the bachelorette theme 110 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,669 is Brie mode. 111 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,368 Brie mode! 112 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,283 Why did I lose my shoe? 113 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,416 You make me feel like a rock star! 114 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,244 That actually was nice. - That was good. 115 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,680 Yeah, that was a good one. 116 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,595 I invited a lot of our wrestling girlfriends. 117 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,902 Those girls-- - You bring me my Total Divas, 118 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,382 we'll get crazy and have fun. - Yes. 119 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,297 Ariane. - Ariane? 120 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,298 Yep. 121 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,647 CJ. 122 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,562 No way. 123 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,693 Is Nattie not coming? 124 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,042 - Oh, my gosh, Nattie! - Nattie! 125 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,566 I knew I was forgetting the greatest one of all. 126 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,742 I was gonna say, Nattie better come. 127 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,353 I think Artem now is booking a dancing gig 128 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,050 and is flying out Saturday evening. 129 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,139 OK, then we gotta have one fun night. 130 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,272 You know what I think would be really cool? 131 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,404 What? 132 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,057 Like, remember when Jessica Simpson did 133 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,277 that, like, cute, fun, popping out of cake for Nick? 134 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,583 Was it his bachelor party? 135 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,367 - Go. - Oops. 136 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,022 I feel like I've never done anything like that for Artem. 137 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,589 What are you thinking, like, be a stripper... 138 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,112 - I don't know. - For a night, for Artem? 139 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,809 No. I don't know. 140 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,507 Like, you could definitely take some fun classes 141 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,160 and do stuff like that. 142 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,946 Do you think I do something like that, jump out of a cake? 143 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:40,557 I mean, do you jump out of a cake and go, "Boo! 144 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,124 Happy bachelor party." 145 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,430 Yeah, you're right. 146 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,782 By the way, if there is any maid of honor dresses here, 147 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,479 we should have you try them on. - I know. 148 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,352 OK. 149 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,267 Hi! 150 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,617 Oh, my gosh. 151 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:58,227 Oh, my God, look how cute this is! 152 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:01,317 I think what's been so fun about wedding planning 153 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:04,538 is all the amazing outfits you get for all your events. 154 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,627 So you obviously have the rehearsal dinner, 155 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,281 then you have the wedding, but the ceremony, 156 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,893 and then you have reception, then you have brunch. 157 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,417 And so I'm really digging this part 158 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,767 of getting married, all the outfits. 159 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,727 So I already have this gorgeous wedding dress. 160 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,338 So she's looking for a wedding rehearsal dress. 161 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,948 Or one even after too. 162 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,210 That's called a rehearsal dress. 163 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,560 - Oh. - Reception. 164 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,083 Reception! I'm sorry. 165 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,085 I was like, that's a rehearsal after? 166 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,521 Like, didn't I already say it? 167 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:32,827 Yeah, right? 168 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,002 Do you need a night before? 169 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,525 I do actually need a night before. 170 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,397 I think it would be good for you guys to look through 171 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,224 and see, like, what catches your eye 172 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,312 and what you're drawn to. 173 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,358 OK. 174 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,186 That base is really pretty. 175 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,493 Not really big with florals, you know what I mean? 176 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,364 Oh, wow. - The reception, right? 177 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,409 Reception, yeah. 178 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,975 OK, I'll try that one. 179 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,674 How pretty that would be, if it was not as white, 180 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,503 for, like, the night before? 181 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,766 Now, that's, like, after reception style. 182 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,507 - Yeah. - Yeah. 183 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,509 Try it on, for sure. - Yeah, let's do this. 184 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,467 But what's the venue? Is it, like, outside? 185 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,338 Is it-- - Good question. 186 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,470 That's what we're still waiting for. 187 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:11,169 We decided to plan a wedding in four weeks. 188 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,301 I love it. 189 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,172 See, she loves it. 190 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,783 That's like--I'm always like, we'll make it work. 191 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:16,784 - Yeah. - We can figure it out. 192 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,394 We're fine. - Yes, exactly. 193 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,700 How about this? 194 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,529 Do you wanna try something like this? 195 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,530 Should I? 196 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,401 I mean, it's your call. 197 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,490 It's your wedding. 198 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,665 It is kind of fun. 199 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,101 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 200 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,103 - There's something about it. - I'll try that too. 201 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,410 It's like I got a lot of great options. 202 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:42,766 Whoa. Oh, my gosh. That girl is so hot. 203 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,247 It looks amazing from behind. 204 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,379 That is so hot. 205 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,772 It is ridiculous. 206 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,774 - I love this ribbing for me. - Mm-hmm. 207 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:51,906 OK. 208 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,780 I'm ready. 209 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:03,874 Oh, my gosh. 210 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:07,443 Nicole. 211 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:10,098 - Right? - Oh, my gosh. 212 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,579 It looks great. 213 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,929 - I'm obsessed. - Yeah. 214 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,931 - There's something about this. - This is like Vogue. 215 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,498 - Yes. - I feel like I'm walking in 216 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,151 a, like, Paris fashion house. 217 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,327 - Yes. - Right? 218 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,938 Like a champagne flute. 219 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,809 That's exactly what you look like. 220 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:26,941 Anyone wanna pop me? 221 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,900 Already been popped. 222 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:34,383 I did not think I would ever like another bridal gown. 223 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,689 Whoa! 224 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:38,256 I actually forgot how pretty it was. 225 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,736 I think it's down the aisle. 226 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,651 Like, I mean, look at you. 227 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,913 How does this feel? 228 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,262 I feel like this dress represents, like, 229 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,526 the woman I always wanted to become, and now I am. 230 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,788 - Love. - Right? 231 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,050 That's what I'm talking about, girl. 232 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,442 Yeah. 233 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,835 Usually you're like a girl when you get married, 234 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,620 but I'm a woman when I get married. 235 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:58,494 I birthed a kid, I'm almost 40, so-- 236 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,452 this feels like-- yeah, like the dress 237 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,932 you kind of own the world in. 238 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,238 You do. 239 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,022 Here I came into this bridal shop thinking 240 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,894 I just needed a reception dress. 241 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,678 And then there she was. 242 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,290 I can actually visualize myself in this dress 243 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,814 walking down the aisle. 244 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:17,426 Like, I was beyond content with mine, 245 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,036 and that one was a dream. 246 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,909 And then now I've realized this other one is a dream. 247 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:25,129 But I'm like, shoot, now what do I do? 248 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:28,829 Your other dress is very special and gorgeous. 249 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:31,701 And you bought them in a moment that felt right then. 250 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,834 But I feel like you're a different person 251 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,358 than you were four years ago. 252 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,795 So what are you thinking? 253 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,580 I mean, I'm actually-- 254 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:45,062 I'm kinda thinking doing the new, the Vogue. 255 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,021 Out with the old, in with the new. 256 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:50,285 You, like, just love, love being right, 257 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,808 and it's so gross. 258 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:54,332 I'm really proud of her because it's really hard 259 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,899 to disconnect from the past. 260 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:59,599 And she's just confident, happy, filled with so much 261 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,688 joy, excitement, and love. 262 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,211 I'm like, yes! 263 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,474 I'll have what she's having. 264 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:09,478 Artem, your girl's gonna have a new dress, all for you. 265 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,654 That's right, baby boy. 266 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,048 Party's here! 267 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,615 Mazel tov. 268 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,706 Am I really about to do a pole dance? 269 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,362 Bobbing for dildos. 270 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,450 I think I'm gonna bring that out, 271 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,582 even for, like, the holidays. 272 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,385 Oh, yes! 273 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,083 Whoa, I got a lot to learn! 274 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,693 Hi, I'm Nikki. - Hi. 275 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,956 Joshua, nice to meet you. - Oh, nice to meet you, Joshua. 276 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,566 So I brought goodies. 277 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,918 I don't know if you like White Claw, tequila drinks. 278 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,528 - Are you feeling nervous? - A little bit, yeah. 279 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,095 - OK. You're gonna be fine. - No, actually a lot. 280 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,444 I'm not gonna lie. - No, you're gonna be so good. 281 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,359 Like, you are such an elite athlete. 282 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,709 You're a dancer. Like, this is gonna be so fun. 283 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,232 - Well, cheers to that. - Cheers. 284 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,365 So after talking to Brie, we've decided 285 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:14,021 that I'm gonna do a sexy striptease for Artem. 286 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,806 And so I have to take a pole dancing class. 287 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,722 And Brie said that she could provide the pole at the club. 288 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,506 And I'm gonna learn some sexy moves 289 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,465 to show my future husband. 290 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,206 I mean, I just truly hope that I can 291 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,599 feel empowered and confident enough 292 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,905 to pull this off. 293 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,429 My fiancé is professional dancer. 294 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,823 I wanna do something sexy for him, but at the same time, 295 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,216 I'm kind of embarrassed because, obviously, 296 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,565 everyone who's gonna be there is gonna be 297 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,871 a professional dancer. 298 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,177 I feel like I used to be, like, a total sexpot, 299 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,962 and I feel like I've kind of lost that. 300 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,964 I'm past the wrestling ring. 301 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,488 I've birthed an incredible human being. 302 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,098 Your body does change. 303 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:51,014 Your back expands, your hips go up and they don't go back, 304 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,973 your feet get bigger, and you just look different. 305 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,453 You don't look like what you did, and you never will. 306 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,194 It's just hard to accept at times. 307 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,109 And I get it, not everyone's gonna, you know-- 308 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,329 is in little underwear on the pole. 309 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,809 But I am. 310 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,549 I feel like I just threw myself into therapy 311 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,812 in, like, a physical way. 312 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,552 You know, the thing I love about pole is, 313 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,338 there's really, like, a style and a place for everybody. 314 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,643 Yeah. 315 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,080 So it's totally fine 316 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,472 for you to be feeling what you're feeling. 317 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,909 And we're just gonna, like, find things 318 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,780 that look great on your body and that you feel 319 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,390 really confident in doing. 320 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,262 And just, like, props for being like, "I'm gonna do, like, 321 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,568 "one or two pole lessons and then go perform 322 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,613 in front of a bunch of people." 323 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,745 I mean,----. 324 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,920 But you're gonna blow people away. 325 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,878 Oh, yay! I'm excited for that. 326 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,141 Go ahead and touch it. Just grab it, touch it. 327 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,056 And I want you to think of the pole as your dance partner. 328 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:36,712 And you can tease it, seduce it, wrap around it. 329 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,540 So you just have fun with that. 330 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,976 Arm up high. 331 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,500 Shift your weight into your right hip as you step. 332 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,807 Yes, right. - Wow, that's a hard walk. 333 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,722 And then... - Arms up. 334 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,159 Good. And then--yes! 335 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682 I can just hear my sister laughing. 336 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,383 And then booty first. 337 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950 Slide it down. 338 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,473 And then, "Uh!" 339 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,866 Back up. Yes. 340 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,258 And maybe it's really uncomfortable. 341 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,564 It is so uncomfortable. 342 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,957 But you know what? 343 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,394 It's gonna get really natural really fast now. 344 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,788 Seeing myself like that and, um-- 345 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,137 just my body. 346 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,008 - Yeah. - Things are different. 347 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,836 Even, like, people who are really comfortable 348 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,012 and confident with themselves, it takes a little bit of time 349 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,579 to just get used to just seeing yourself... 350 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,711 - Yeah. - And just being with yourself. 351 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,974 What I have learned is, 352 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,237 pole dancing is a legitimate sport. 353 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:27,284 What sucks about it is, like, you're pretty naked. 354 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,720 And you're trying to be impressive, 355 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,113 but do I look impressive? 356 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,072 Like, I'm an athlete, so I want it to be good, 357 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,638 but I know where I'm at. 358 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,598 So why did I think I'd have time to do this? 359 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,774 All right, here we go. 360 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,082 ♪ I'm looking at the clock, time drops ♪ 361 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,694 Yeah, gorgeous. 362 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,088 Yes, that's right! 363 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,829 Walk it around. 364 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,570 ♪ I'm finally letting go 365 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:58,185 ♪ I'm feeling better than I did before ♪ 366 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,623 ♪ Stop, drop, roll, move aside ♪ 367 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:06,062 ♪ I'm gonna be my own best friend tonight ♪ 368 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,201 - We gotta make it us. - Oh, my gosh! 369 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,290 Look at that view and that pool! 370 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,118 If you're gonna have an LA bachelorette, like, 371 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,641 you need these views, right? 372 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,730 This is when you feel like you're living large. 373 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,341 I'm such a good maid of honor in the way I plan. 374 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,908 Yeah. 375 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,128 So I gotta give it to Brie. The house is incredible. 376 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:31,174 Like, this is a dream for a bachelor-bachelorette party. 377 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,090 Brie, will you look at the rooms, and then JJ 378 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,397 and then Nattie will be tomorrow night. 379 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:40,227 Artem and Gleb thought a perfect bachelor-bachelorette 380 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,186 party weekend would be to go fishing 381 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,189 and then cook together, do a cooking class, 382 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,844 I think it was, and then do a CrossFit class. 383 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:52,065 I was like, OK, no one's gonna show up to be bored to death. 384 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,067 - Like, boring. - I mean beyond. 385 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,938 So I knew Brie had to step in. 386 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,201 Did you see the flowers I ordered? 387 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,724 - Oh, did you order some? - Yeah. 388 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,248 I booked a Hollywood club. 389 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,249 I booked a caterer. 390 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,946 I booked a hot bartender. 391 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,471 I booked a pool party where we'll be bobbing for dildos. 392 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,777 Yeah. 393 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,388 I mean, I even got, like, a penis piñata. 394 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,607 Oh, yeah. 395 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:17,046 I got high-end alcohol, delicious food, 396 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,527 gorgeous men, hot women. 397 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,615 The location. 398 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,879 So I stepped up-- solo, on my own. 399 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,968 And I got a cute outfit. 400 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,797 A little insecure about it 'cause you can't wear tights. 401 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,451 You're just gonna go slutty? 402 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,626 I'm nervous. 403 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,280 And I--and I think I'm more nervous now 404 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,977 because I'm so sore. 405 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,326 Just put some Bengay on. 406 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,807 Oh, awesome, Bengay before I go. 407 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,809 That smell. Artem will probably love it. 408 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,115 It'll remind him of dancing. 409 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,638 Well, this is a cool house. 410 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,553 Thank you. 411 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,424 I'm your neighbor. - You are? 412 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,079 So if you have sex tonight, I'm gonna be able to hear you. 413 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,473 So what are you saying? Like, don't do it? 414 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:56,564 No, you can do it. I'll put on my white noise. 415 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,826 Done deal. 416 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,790 Oh, look who's ready! 417 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,010 Let's go! 418 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,406 You've met Shawna before. 419 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,495 - Yes, what's up? Yeah? - You need an iron, right? 420 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,192 I got an iron, I got a board. 421 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,237 Gimme a little runway walk. 422 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,109 Full, one, two, three, 423 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,025 four, one, hey! 424 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,592 Let's go see the view. 425 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,420 The pool is a bit small though, no? 426 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,378 - It wraps around. - Artem, look at my nipples. 427 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,206 Is that gonna--is that bad? 428 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,644 Well I didn't notice it till now. 429 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,646 I mean, who makes a dress where your nipple 430 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,344 pops right through? 431 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,475 I'm gonna go ask Shawna if she has 432 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,955 nipple covers, just in case. 433 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,002 - Let's party! - Let's party! 434 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,307 How could we not at this place? 435 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,570 I can't wait to party. 436 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,050 Oh, my gosh! 437 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,051 So pretty. 438 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,574 Amazing weather. 439 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,359 I know, right? 440 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,926 I mean, this house is unreal. 441 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,059 I think I'm, like, maid of honor of the year. 442 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,930 Well, we'll see. It ain't done. 443 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,976 Well, actually... 444 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,283 so I really need your help, because in Paris right now, 445 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,806 nothing is working out. 446 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,591 No venue, no nothing. 447 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,985 Well, mine was bridal shower and bachelorette, 448 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,378 so my checklist is done. 449 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,380 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Brie. 450 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:17,166 Since Artem and I decided to get married in Paris, 451 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,559 I've had a lot more to do. 452 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:23,042 I've just been looking at venues nonstop. 453 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,782 It's very S, which I like. 454 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,872 Yeah. 455 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,918 I had to look at good plane deals for my family, 456 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,921 so we've been booking flights, found them an amazing hotel. 457 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,141 Oh, my gosh, I've been looking into wedding planners. 458 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,099 Still waiting for someone to respond. 459 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,579 Brie, do you have a sec? 460 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,407 I want to talk about the maid of honor dresses. 461 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,453 We want something with tulle, very Vogue. 462 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,499 We have rehearsal dinner locked in, which is great, 463 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,762 even though I keep adding more people, which isn't great. 464 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,286 And I need to figure out the rest of the wedding. 465 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,897 Let me show you this place that I fell in love with. 466 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,421 Look at that room, Brie. 467 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,118 And then scroll to the left. 468 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,338 Oh, yeah. 469 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,557 Well, are they available? 470 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,950 Let's see. Let's just call and see. 471 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,125 I literally can't believe we're doing this 472 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,431 at your bachelorette party. 473 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,563 OK, just one thing to get off the checklist-- 474 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,261 You know you're gonna throw me a party 475 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,610 once this is all done because... 476 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,785 Don't make this about you right now. 477 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,134 The stress you have put me through. 478 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,353 Shh! Don't make it about you. 479 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,789 - Want me to get you a drink? - Yeah. 480 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,618 I mean, I've been drinking a live mushroom elixir. 481 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,359 It's just like-- - Oh, Jesus, that's so LA. 482 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,451 Your venue online, do you do weddings? 483 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,192 We do weddings, yes, sometimes. 484 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,630 So would you maybe be open to book 485 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,327 a wedding in, like, two weeks? 486 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,720 This month? 487 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,808 No, Madame. 488 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,811 No, we are very booked. 489 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:40,641 It's August, you know, and lot of people, they don't work, 490 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,251 you know, they're on vacations. 491 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,600 All right, well, thank you. 492 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,385 OK, bonsoir. Au revoir. 493 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,038 Au revoir. Bye. 494 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,913 You know all the things you need for a wedding? 495 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,828 - Yeah. - I'm not even lying to you, 496 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,742 like, I have nothing. 497 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,178 Why did I think that I could, 498 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,919 like, plan something in four weeks? 499 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,399 Oh, my gosh. 500 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,928 Whoo! 501 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,409 Hi! 502 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,019 - How are you? - Oh, my, look at you. 503 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,586 Best man, maid of honor. 504 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,457 - Yeah. - Ready to make magic happen? 505 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,721 - Yeah. - Yay! 506 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,725 - Oh, my gosh, you guys! - There she is. 507 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,467 Oh, my God, I can't believe you all are here. 508 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,903 Oh, my God, we wouldn't have missed it for the world. 509 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,557 You guys have no idea how much it means. 510 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,733 Ariane is one of the OGs of total divas. 511 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,082 And you dance? 512 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,475 Used to make her dance all the time in the rain. 513 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,737 Even though I was like, fake it till you make it. 514 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,088 Look at these two! 515 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,699 JJ! 516 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,570 - How are you? - I'm so happy. 517 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,529 Yay! - Congratulations. 518 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,096 Nicole needs a little sippy-sippy of tequila. 519 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,315 No. 520 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,403 A little shot, come on. 521 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,448 This is Nicole's turn. 522 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,927 This is your bachelorette party. 523 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,538 Who has a bachelor-bachelorette party 524 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,583 and says we're not gonna get nuts? 525 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,803 OK, this can be the only shot. 526 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,804 Yeah. 527 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,287 all: [chanting] Do it! Do it! 528 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,419 We made Nicole take a shot. 529 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,899 Mazel tov. 530 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,944 Artem, I heard that Russians can't really drink. 531 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,120 I'm just kidding. He's like-- 532 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,297 Hey, put this on and sip up. 533 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,821 Yes! 534 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,127 Whoo! 535 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,434 There you are. 536 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,783 Gotta make sure you did it right. 537 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,741 Yeah, cause we're gonna judge it. 538 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,438 Shut up! 539 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,179 How fun is this? 540 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,963 - This is so fun. - Right? 541 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,617 I mean, I love it because I have, like, 542 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,793 my WWE era over there, 543 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,666 here's dancing, Hooters over there. 544 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,015 You guys used to work at Hooters? 545 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,364 Yeah. 546 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,887 That's why we became kick-ass women. 547 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,324 I'm very confused. 548 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,977 Like, it's a bachelor party, but you're also here. 549 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,979 It's like--and then it's your bachelorette party, 550 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,111 but he's here. 551 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,678 So what's going on? 552 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,071 That's what happens when you get married at their age. 553 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,683 Wow. 554 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296 - J, don't! - Don't jump! 555 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,647 - Artem! - Artem! 556 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,606 - No, Artem! - Artem! 557 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,608 No. Don't you dare. 558 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,479 This is the best. Brie did all this. 559 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,220 She's amazing. 560 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,700 She keeps reminding me that she's 561 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,311 maid of honor of the year, and I owe her 562 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,139 a vacation after all of this. 563 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,575 OK. 564 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,012 We're leaving in one hour, 565 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,841 so please eat, get your stomachs, 566 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,191 like, a good foundation because we're gonna do 567 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,063 a lot of drinking at the venue. 568 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,760 It's gonna be even more fun. 569 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,023 My tummy sucks, you guys. 570 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,547 Stop! 571 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,332 In front of all you guys. 572 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,857 Am I really about to do a pole dance? 573 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,337 Who do you think I am, Dita Von Teese? 574 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,860 Absolutely not. So what am I doing? 575 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,601 I'm gonna head out, you guys. 576 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,994 What do you mean, you're heading out? 577 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,778 I have to go make sure the place is right. 578 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,519 I have to go do a few things before you guys arrive. 579 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,874 It's really weird because I'm having an issue. 580 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,050 Pole dancing is actually like a sport. 581 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,225 I mean, it's really fricking hard. 582 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,705 It's like a sport. 583 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,446 And so I'm like, I feel like I'm gonna go out there, 584 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,187 and it's-- like. I'm not gonna deliver. 585 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,754 You're gonna shock everyone because they're gonna be like, 586 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,059 where did that come from? 587 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,452 I know, but my first thought is like, 588 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,845 why am I performing this if I'm not 589 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,194 ready or perfection at this? 590 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,369 Because you're getting married, 591 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,544 and you're trying to turn your man on, 592 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,980 and it's really hot. 593 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,678 Yeah, with my brother and my sister right there. 594 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,506 To get into small underwear 595 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,290 and put on a very sexy performance 596 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,380 for your man in front of 15 to 20 people 597 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,427 that you know personally, you're very vulnerable. 598 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,907 Thank you. 599 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,257 Nicole's at the venue getting it ready for all of us 600 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,476 to have fun! 601 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:28,564 There you go! 602 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,877 OK, let's go! 603 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,533 both: 604 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,884 Let's get weird! Let's get weird! 605 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,408 Let's go! 606 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,542 Let's go celebrate Artem and Nicole! 607 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,199 We're gonna do the birdcage first. 608 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,854 Cage comes down, two people hold it 609 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,595 because it's gonna have to move just a little bit. 610 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,814 - Oh,----! - Are you okay? 611 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,468 - As I, like, nail my head. - Oh, wow! 612 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,121 What the---- am I doing? 613 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:07,908 I'm, like, just so nervous. Like, it's crazy. 614 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,431 I can't even drink tequila, I'm that nervous. 615 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,624 Ever, ever, ever, ever! 616 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,496 OK, is everyone ready? 617 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,457 Oh, my gosh. 618 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,806 I'm, like, freaking out. 619 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,068 They're about to walk in. 620 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,384 all: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 621 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,604 - How you feeling, Artem? - Great. 622 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,651 - Where is Nicole? - Where is she? 623 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:56,870 She's coming. 624 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,264 OK. 625 00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:02,005 I just can't help but, like, get insecure too and think, 626 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,659 like, is Artem really gonna like this, 627 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,835 or is he gonna just be, like, a pity, like, 628 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,228 "Oh, my God, you're so cute"? 629 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:09,360 He better not even think about using the word cute. 630 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,536 Like that--that'll be it. 631 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:14,191 What? 632 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,541 Yeah! 633 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,375 - How you feeling, Artem? - Artem, yes. 634 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,466 - You're not drunk, right? - Where is Nicole? 635 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,989 Where is she? 636 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,687 Nicole's getting it ready for all of us to have fun! 637 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,385 Ladies and gentlemen, please draw your attention 638 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,997 to center stage for tonight's performance. 639 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,434 What? 640 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,133 I think I made it clear to JJ and Gleb 641 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,092 that we're gonna go classy, 642 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,964 and we did not want to have strippers. 643 00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,836 ♪ When the temperature drops too cold ♪ 644 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:56,059 ♪ Don't let go, it's a long way down ♪ 645 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:59,585 ♪ And your back is against the wall ♪ 646 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:03,937 ♪ Don't look over and out, look down ♪ 647 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,683 ♪ Love me when I'm gone 648 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,467 ♪ Want you to carry on 649 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:15,862 Ow! 650 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,952 Yeah, you look good, girl. You look good. 651 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,999 Get him, Nicole. 652 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,567 Ow! Dang, mama! 653 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,396 I am so proud of Nicole for pulling this off 654 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,964 because it is so nerve-racking to not only be 655 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,488 in your lingerie in front of everyone, 656 00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,143 but to do a really sexy dance for your fiancé 657 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,666 and we're all watching. 658 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:49,591 Dang, Artem, cover your pants! Cover your pants! 659 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,856 Let's go, Nicole! 660 00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,815 Yeah! 661 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,606 No! 662 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:07,000 What a terrible idea to have your brother 663 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,654 at your bachelorette party. 664 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,004 Nakedness and sexy stuff-- 665 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,007 like, how weird are we? 666 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,399 We're so weird. 667 00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,445 ♪ I am even, I'm ready to fly ♪ 668 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:21,231 Smack it! Whoo! 669 00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,669 Very jaw-dropping because I did not expect that. 670 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:27,368 I mean, that lingerie, like, her body, her hair, 671 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:30,850 and she was looking with those hungry eyes. 672 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,592 It was a very nice view, not gonna lie. 673 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,859 ♪ My time, it's the right time, honey ♪ 674 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:43,645 ♪ Our time, it's the right time coming ♪ 675 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,866 Do you guys need a moment? 676 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,259 Nicole, you killed it! 677 00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:52,698 Ow! 678 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,483 Oh, my God, I am so happy I did this. 679 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,964 It was super empowering, actually. 680 00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,618 Even if I didn't nail the routine, 681 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,576 I just wanted to be sexy for him. 682 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,013 And that sexy side just kind of took over and was like, 683 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,711 "----, let's just do it." 684 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,061 - Yes! - Boo! 685 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,984 I'm gonna go put on my swimsuit. 686 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,812 I brought a bunch from three years ago. 687 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:20,900 This is your bachelorette. 688 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,075 Why didn't you buy a new bikini? 689 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,859 Because where were you to go buy it? 690 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:27,254 Oh, see, I-- 691 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:28,777 - Oh, yes. - Oh, yeah. 692 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,344 Oh, Artem. 693 00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:32,955 Oh, no! - Boom. 694 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,609 Yeah. 695 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:35,958 But I didn't, like, embarrass myself at all, right? 696 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,481 - No, you're good. - OK. 697 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,009 I think Artem really enjoyed himself yesterday. 698 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,837 Nikki outdid herself. 699 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:45,925 That's what it's about, right? 700 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:48,188 You seem like you've-- 701 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,581 you've really welcomed Artem into the family. 702 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:51,757 I love Artem. 703 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,715 He's a good dude. He's good for my sister. 704 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,674 He's very, very caring. 705 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,414 That's--one of the main things in my life 706 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,720 is that he treats her right, 707 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,374 and I know he does, so that's what's cool. 708 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,420 Even, like, if---- went south ever, say, for them, 709 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,857 I'd still be his brother and be like, 710 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,554 "Yo, you ever need anything, I'm here, you know?" 711 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,687 Like, he's one of those guys for me now. 712 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,298 He's a boy, and once I have a-- once you're my boy, 713 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,430 you're------- in for life, that's it. 714 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,218 Is it bad I'm in my PJ's still? 715 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:20,394 They don't care, right? 716 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,352 Hello. 717 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,137 How are you guys doing? 718 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,791 Um, I could be better. 719 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,229 It's crazy, the older you get, it's just like you can't drink 720 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:31,274 like you did in your 20s. 721 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:35,496 And yesterday and last night, we had a lot of tequila. 722 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,454 But I gotta keep the party going. 723 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,195 So I thought it was really genius 724 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,633 that Nicole and I would get some hydration fluids in us 725 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,244 and kind of kick out this hangover 726 00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:45,811 so, I guess, we can keep drinking. 727 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,775 Was last night everything you thought it would be and more? 728 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:54,994 Oh, more and even better. 729 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,038 Yeah? 730 00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:58,954 I mean, strip dance, what? 731 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,303 A pole dance? 732 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:07,441 Brie, so can we go over our checklist? 733 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:10,966 Could I just get an IV and, like, listen to the birds 734 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,228 and just relax? 735 00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:13,621 Um, well you did say you were gonna 736 00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,710 help me get a Paris venue, so could we work on that 737 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,320 while we're laying here? 738 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,192 This is what I'm thinking is, if you come to Paris with me 739 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,716 early, so like five days, maybe, 740 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,283 and we just put it all together. 741 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:27,200 So it's not our wedding, you and I. 742 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,115 It's you and Artem. 743 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:34,381 So I think maybe Artem can help you. 744 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,687 No, I understand that. 745 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:37,993 But what I was thinking-- 746 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,865 She needs a female recommendation. 747 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,127 It's not the male recommendation. 748 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,693 Well, you're really good with me about it, 749 00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:47,307 but I would rather have Artem be at home with Teo longer 750 00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,526 so Teo doesn't have to be in Paris as long. 751 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,311 It just, to me, would be more stressful 752 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,792 if you guys were there because I'd want to entertain, 753 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,271 make sure you guys are taken care of, 754 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,751 and then I feel like nothing will get done. 755 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,535 When Brie's there, I could just bitch her 756 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,407 and boss her around and-- - See, that's what I'm saying. 757 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,409 - No, I'm just kidding. - That's what's gonna happen. 758 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:03,932 That's what's gonna happen. 759 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,151 I'm joking! 760 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,195 You treat me like your TaskRabbit. 761 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,893 Oh, do I? 762 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,851 Oh, my gosh. 763 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,810 That's so funny. 764 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,421 Like, I think you forget I'm a mom and a wife. 765 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,118 I have two kids. Did you know that? 766 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,338 Oh, my gosh, yeah. 767 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:22,777 So as of right now, no. 768 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:23,909 Are you serious? 769 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,620 Hello. both: Nattie! 770 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,448 - I just landed. - Oh, my gosh. 771 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,928 It's so good to see you, girl. 772 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,799 - Yay! - Oh, my gosh. 773 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,932 - Good to see you guys. - Oh, my gosh. 774 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,107 I'm so happy you're here. 775 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,065 Hi. Sorry I'm not fully clothed. 776 00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,893 The house is gorgeous. - Ooh, I love that jacket. 777 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,286 Isn't this house amazing? 778 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:54,765 Thank you. I knew you would. 779 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,245 Oh, Nattie, last night I did a pole dance. 780 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,420 Oh, my God. 781 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,552 Did you show Nattie her bedroom too? 782 00:30:58,552 --> 00:30:59,727 Wow. 783 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,815 Oh, I haven't showed her her bedroom. 784 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:01,816 She just walked in. 785 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,339 OK, well, I mean-- 786 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,732 I need to get my suit on. 787 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,865 You want a bevy? - Yeah, let's go. 788 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,823 Face got all, like, morphed and, like-- 789 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:12,044 that's when I'm drunk is when your eyes get all weird. 790 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,745 For whatever reason, this is enormously gratifying. 791 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,487 - I know. - Right? 792 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:23,098 I have to say, I really feel like I've nailed 793 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:24,883 this bachelorette party, so-- 794 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,145 I can't wait to see-- 795 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,321 so has she picked out her dress? 796 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,976 Well, Nattie, there's--OK. 797 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,673 OK, so my sister... 798 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,849 - Is high maintenance. - You know that. 799 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,243 And they're getting married in Paris. 800 00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:40,072 - You're kidding. - In two weeks. 801 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,421 - In Paris? - Yes. 802 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,510 Even though they're-- she keeps saying eloping, 803 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:44,772 which, it's not true. 804 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:46,905 She still has to find a wedding venue. 805 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,428 Like, she's still trying to figure out all the details. 806 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,733 She has nothing organized at all. 807 00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,126 - No. - I would be flipping my----. 808 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,519 I know. 809 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:54,042 This is actually really out of character for her, 810 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:56,131 to be perfectly honest. - Mm-hmm. I agree. 811 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,916 Like, I couldn't imagine Nicole going into WrestleMania 812 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,091 and being like, "We'll just wing it 813 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:00,396 in front of 80,000 people." 814 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,832 This is basically what she's doing right now. 815 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,356 - Yeah. - She's winging it. 816 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,923 100%. 817 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,576 The one thing I love about having Nattie around 818 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,230 is that Nattie gets Nicole and I. 819 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,449 I mean, she has been 820 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,755 on the road with us for over a decade. 821 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,976 She's seen Nicole and I at our worst, at our best. 822 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,587 And she knows how different we are but how close we are. 823 00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:19,241 So I always love picking her brain. 824 00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:20,764 I can't even make this up. 825 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:23,898 She asked me today if I could leave in five days 826 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:26,118 to go early with her to help plan. 827 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,729 Artem wants to stay in Napa to be with Matteo. 828 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,427 What about Birdie and Buddy? 829 00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:33,168 What about your life? 830 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,648 - OK, thank you. - And your husband. 831 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,345 - I'm married, yeah. - Yeah. And you have-- 832 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:37,999 And just for me to pack up and go, and say, 833 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,262 "Au revoir, going to be gone for ten days," 834 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,395 like, that's a lot. - You can't do that. 835 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,310 God, and also, she needs to understand, too, 836 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,442 that, like, Artem is going to be her husband. 837 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,009 Nicole is extremely independent. 838 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,055 She's not used to letting anyone take care of her. 839 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,491 Right. 840 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:52,796 She's always been the one to take the reins. 841 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,102 But, like, sometimes she just needs to let-- 842 00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,800 like, even if Artem can help out a little bit, 843 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,454 or even, like-- I think he just thought 844 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,021 that she was gonna do all of it. 845 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,980 She needs to kind of shift responsibilities a little bit 846 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,894 and just let Artem be the husband. 847 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,244 Right, she does. 848 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,768 And I feel like she has to kind of let go of me. 849 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,422 It's a lot of pressure on you. 850 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,990 What Nattie is saying, there's a lot of truth to it. 851 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,731 Because I think Nicole and I do get caught up 852 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,777 in our very close relationship, 853 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,083 where we act like husband and wife. 854 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:21,216 Nicole really needs to learn how to separate 855 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,653 and kind of start to rely on Artem. 856 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,307 Like, I can't be her Artem. 857 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:29,181 I just feel like she needs to start treating Artem 858 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,660 the way she kind of treats me. 859 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,401 And look, at the end of the day, 860 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,055 yes, I know I'm gonna go, 861 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,840 and I wanna go, and I wanna do all this. 862 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,799 But I just don't like that my sister assumes 863 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,801 that it's just so easy, and it just-- 864 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,108 can just all happen without asking me. 865 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,805 I want her to know, like, she needs to ask me. 866 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,067 She needs to give me time. 867 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,201 So I just want her to suffer a little bit 868 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:50,506 for doing that to me. 869 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,247 So I know I should go. - Yeah. 870 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,596 I just have to talk to Bryan. 871 00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:55,033 Jennie, my sister, is like this too. 872 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,991 It's like, they piss us off, but they really need us. 873 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:58,819 No, she really needs me, I know. 874 00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:00,864 I mean, you can't let her down. 875 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,431 Like, you can't let Nicole down. 876 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,867 - Yeah. - Yeah. 877 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,347 I feel like I'm gonna have a lot of tequila today 878 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:08,524 and end up telling her, like, "All right, I'll go." 879 00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:18,578 We're getting naked now. 880 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,067 Can you just show us, how do you bob for a dildo? 881 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,069 Come on, get in there! 882 00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:36,465 Bobbing for dildos might be the most brilliant idea 883 00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:37,727 to do at a bachelorette. - Amazing. 884 00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,381 You have to do that all the time. 885 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,383 Look at the smile on his face, man. 886 00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:42,558 I think I'm gonna bring that out 887 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:43,733 even for, like, the holidays. 888 00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,344 Why not? After Thanksgiving dinner? 889 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:48,086 Actually, that's gonna be our ice breaker for every party. 890 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,569 I honestly think that you always 891 00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:55,528 need to do it joint because as women, 892 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,748 to watch men bob for dildos, is one of, like, 893 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,228 the best highlights of my life. 894 00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,274 Well, I will say this: 895 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,189 the guys, I think, were better than the girls. 896 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,625 I know. 897 00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:09,237 Whoo! 898 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,982 I don't know what kind of game is that. 899 00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:27,037 This is the Russian ballerina. 900 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,737 The Russian ballerina. 901 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,521 Where you been for the two days? 902 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,567 - She had training. - Oh, you were training? 903 00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:37,439 Then you gotta go to the bar and get, like, a Stolichnaya. 904 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,789 - Da. Okay. - Exactly. 905 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:43,445 Ooh, bootylicious! 906 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:44,794 I'll take it. 907 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:47,145 I worked hard for these booty gains. 908 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,164 So my brother called. 909 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,905 And even though there was a little hope 910 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,298 that they would be able to make it, 911 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,995 but they actually can't. 912 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:16,261 I had this vision in my mind what the wedding should be 913 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,306 and how it's gonna go, and... 914 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:24,312 It's extremely disappointing. 915 00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:29,274 Because... 916 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,797 It's just not gonna happen. 917 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:47,030 My parents not able to come to Paris. 918 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,207 The only place that's closest to Paris 919 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,817 would be Turkey because they don't need 920 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,166 a visa to go to Turkey. 921 00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:01,001 At this point right now, everybody from Nicole's side 922 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,438 already committed to the wedding in Paris. 923 00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:05,135 And it would be impossible 924 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,094 to change everything for Turkey. 925 00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:10,924 So my plan would be, take Matteo to Turkey 926 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,404 to meet my parents in person. 927 00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:15,885 And Nicole would stay in Paris and continue 928 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,278 planning the wedding. 929 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,845 So I'm just gonna have to talk to Nicole 930 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,673 and see how she feels about that. 931 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,820 Look who came, Dad. 932 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,087 Yeah. 933 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,744 Love you, Dad. 934 00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:57,971 Oh! 935 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,194 Oh, thank you, Dad. That's so sweet. 936 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:13,291 You need to go. What time is it? 937 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,292 It's 4:25. 938 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,989 OK, yeah, you get in-- 939 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,034 you get in your car. 940 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:21,342 Oh, I'm so jealous that you get to see Teo. 941 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,691 Yeah. 942 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,867 I wanna go home to Tay Tay. 943 00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:29,219 I love you. - I love you too. 944 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,178 Oh, you got-- - I'm sorry. 945 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:38,011 Who were you talking to on the phone earlier, by the way? 946 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,840 Oh, I talked to my brother about, 947 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,624 obviously, my parents coming and stuff. 948 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:45,627 France is a definite no-go. - Your brother--oh. 949 00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,934 - Yeah, it's-- - It's a no-go. 950 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,893 I was so excited. - Yeah. 951 00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,199 I don't know why I had so much hope. 952 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:54,244 I was like, it's for sure gonna work. 953 00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,856 He said that it's gonna take, like, 90 days minimum 954 00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,379 if there is even a chance. 955 00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,468 And it's like, even the chance is, like, very slim 956 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:03,558 that they'd even be able to get a visa, yeah. 957 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:06,082 It's so hard and frustrating with his family, 958 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,128 because it's like, all you want to do is, 959 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,912 like, put them on a flight and bring them here. 960 00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:11,523 And we can't do that. 961 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:15,527 And it just hurts me because I can't fix it, 962 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,615 and I wanna fix it. 963 00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,226 But that's the bad news. 964 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:23,752 The good news is, they still can travel to Turkey. 965 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:29,323 So I'm thinking, you know, getting them out to Turkey 966 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:32,413 and just maybe flying in then, you know, 967 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,589 so they can meet Matteo for the first time 968 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:37,984 and just hang out. 969 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:41,422 So Tay Tay goes to Turkey? 970 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,250 Without Mommy? 971 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,383 You can come. I never said you're not. 972 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,733 I just don't know what you need to do in Paris. 973 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:48,864 Yeah. 974 00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:52,085 There's so much to do in Paris. 975 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:55,958 OK, can we just think about this? 976 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,917 I get a little bit of anxiety immediately 977 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,919 hearing Teo going to another country without me, 978 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,268 I'm not gonna lie. 979 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:03,052 I don't know anything about Turkey, 980 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:06,142 as far as I've only ever had a layover in Istanbul 981 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,709 on my way to Kyrgyzstan, so-- 982 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,929 Yeah, remember we're talking about a civil country. 983 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,234 We're not talking about-- 984 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,498 No, no, no, I know, but it's just ever-- 985 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,152 I never imagined my son in another country without me. 986 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,938 I mean, how far is Turkey from Paris to fly to? 987 00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:21,636 Oh, like three, four hours maybe, tops, 988 00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:22,898 three and a half, four. 989 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:26,032 I wish it was closer. OK. 990 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,861 Do they do nonstops wherever you have to go? 991 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,297 I mean, I haven't checked, so we're 992 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,038 gonna have to figure it out. - All right. 993 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,431 I'm just saying it's an option that they can go there. 994 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,606 Yeah, no, that's great. 995 00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:35,998 Because they can't go anywhere else. 996 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,086 I'm just a little buzzed, and I'm seeing them 997 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,479 hanging a penis in the background. 998 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,046 So I'm like, let's take a little second. 999 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,308 OK. 1000 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,744 But I'm happy that no matter what, 1001 00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,006 you're gonna see them. - Yeah. 1002 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:46,618 So that's a good sign, you know. 1003 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750 I need you to understand just how 1004 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:52,537 I'm hesitant until we talk about things with Teo, 1005 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,061 just being his mom. 1006 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,499 I love you. You go get in the car. 1007 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:01,589 There's just so many things going on in my head. 1008 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:04,200 Like, to think of my son in another country, 1009 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,421 potentially without me, like, scares the---- out of me. 1010 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,816 Immediately in my head, I'm like, hell no. 1011 00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:13,340 Like, absolutely not. 1012 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,994 Will you let me know how baby boy is 1013 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:16,996 and make sure to FaceTime me every morning? 1014 00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:19,389 Yeah, of course. 1015 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,174 I'll do that. 1016 00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:22,828 - I love you. - I love you too. 1017 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,438 Have fun. - OK. 1018 00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,396 At the same time, it, like, breaks my heart, 1019 00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:28,660 the fact that Matteo's never met his grandparents. 1020 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,532 I know what my grandparents mean and meant to me. 1021 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:35,493 And so I don't want to ever look back and have regret 1022 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,191 that I didn't let Matteo meet his grandparents, 1023 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,019 that Artem didn't get that moment to have 1024 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,411 for the rest of his life. 1025 00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:43,196 - Have fun. - I love you. Thank you. 1026 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,850 Call me when you get to the airport. 1027 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,025 Yeah, I will. 1028 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,594 You know, there are things in life 1029 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,727 you're gonna learn as a parent that you can't control. 1030 00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:54,033 And all you can do is pray. 1031 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,252 And so now, all I can do is pray. 1032 00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,473 I love you, monkey! 1033 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,091 Bonjour. - Ooh! 1034 00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:11,964 You're giving me a 1920s Paris vibe. 1035 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:15,054 Try to find a venue, give it a chance. 1036 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,446 Oh,----! 1037 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,274 We really know how to pick the spots, don't we? 1038 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,275 I know. 1039 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,714 To have Matteo go to Turkey with Artem, 1040 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:23,932 I'm just so nervous. 1041 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,325 Artem freaked out at me. 1042 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,022 It was, like, kind of crazy. 1043 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,415 I'm kind of worried about you guys. 1044 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,243 If that's how it's gonna be forever, 1045 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:31,374 that's really, like, a big deal. 1046 00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:32,724 This is how I live life. 1047 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,639 I'm not gonna sit here and not voice my opinion.