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[upbeat music]

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[Anzu grunts]

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[Anzu] "To Ms. Anzu Hoshino."

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PRODUCT TYPE: VIDEO GAME

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Hooray! It's finally here!

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[moans happily]

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[Anzu] My entire purpose in life
is right here in my hands!

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Look at this!

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[Anzu] Ever since elementary school,

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I spent my time
playing games with the boys.

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[boys groaning]

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[Anzu] In junior high…

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-Hey, karaoke tonight?
-[giggles]

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[Anzu] Beating the final boss
was more important

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than hanging out with boys.
[screams]

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[laughs]

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-Whoa, are you really eating all that?
-Huh?

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Won't you gain weight?
And you'll break out.

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[laughs]

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[Anzu] I don't care what anyone says,
chocolate is my life!

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NOPE, DON'T EAT THEM
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, GOBBLE IT DOWN

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I love you!

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-[meowing]
-But the love of my life is Momohiki!

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CUDDLE MOMOHIKI
KISS MOMOHIKI

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Romance was non-existent in my life until…

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[dreamy music]

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Why… Why am I…
[gulps]

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…yuka-don-ing this hottie?

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[evil chuckle]

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[theme music]

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[meowing]

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[moans]

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I get to play my video game

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all weekend long.

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Yeah! All-nighter, let's do this!

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[Anzu hums happily]

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Aah…

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Huh? Did they change the opening a bit?

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Ah, whatever! Start button!

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[girl pants, screams]

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Are you okay? Did you get hurt?

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[both laugh]

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[boy] Oh!

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[gasps]

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[both laugh]

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What the heck is with this terrible game?

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Oh, come on,
this has to be the wrong game!

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Hm?

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[grunting]

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[grunting, yelping]

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A fanfare, please!

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You've been selected today as subject one.

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-So, congratulations!
-[gasps]

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Hello! I'm Riri, the wizard,
who grants all of your dreams.

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What? A wizard?

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-It's complicated to explain…
-Hm.

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…so for the time being,
please, just read this carefully.

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What's up with all this legalese
in a magic-themed game?

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-And it goes on forever!
-Ugh…

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[Anzu] Can you just explain it
in a few sentences?

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You mean like this?

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[Anzu] No! Just give me a brief summary.

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Well, to put it simply,

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-we came all the way from the Magic World…
-[groans]

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…to support those with no experience
with romantic relationships like you.

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[Anzu groans]
Count me out.

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So, when did your heart
last throb for a guy?

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[Anzu] Oh… Like with Lord Matthew
and Swordsman Musashimaru?

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-Those are games characters, right?
-[grunts]

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You're in high school, it's time
to quit dreaming and face reality.

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Aren't you the wizard
who's supposed to grant my dreams?

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-[Riri] But…
-[gasps]

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I'm here now, there's no need to worry.

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[Riri] I'm here to grant girls like you,
who rejects all opportunities of romance,

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a chance to experience love
through this dating game

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Dating game!

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-Sorry.
-[Riri] Dating game!

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I'm not understanding
a word that you're saying.

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It seems to me you have no problem
with those dating games

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as long as they're made for women.
Isn't that right, huh?

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Hmm, sure…

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Well then, as the selected test subject,
you'll get to enjoy living your life

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just like the heroine
of the game I programmed,

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Romantic Thriller!

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Did you watch the lovely opening sequence?

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And for you, Anzu,

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your romance experience scores at zero

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-so it may have been too intense.
-[growls]

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-[Anzu] No, I just knew I was playing…
-[giggles]

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…a terrible game with total amateur
writing and production value.

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Ah, so you're particular
about the virtual world

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despite having no romantic experiences

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-in reality.
-Of course! Do you have any idea

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-how many dating games I've finished?
-[groans]

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[Riri] But imagine
if you could experience life

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surrounded by hot guys for real
just like in the dating game,

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even your heart would flutter
with excitement, don't you think?

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In-- In real life?

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[Riri] That's right.

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[in deep voice]
In real life.

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A super normie life

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filled with ago-kui…
[kissing]

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Lots of kissing and kabe-don awaits you!
[moans happily]

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-Re-- Really?
-Yes, really!

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[Riri] All kinds of serious hotties agree
to start appearing around you.

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[squeals]
And you're gonna be oh so busy!

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That many guys?

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You see, Anzu? Aren't you beginning
to see me as an angel?

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But, no, I already have
the love of my life, Momohiki!

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Wait! Where is he?

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[gasps]
Momohiki! Huh! Oh! Momohiki?

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Ahem. To keep you focus
on your romantic relationships,

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your favorite video games, chocolate,
your cat, your three greatest desires

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have all been confiscated by yours truly.

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Confiscated?

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[chuckles nervously]
Are you kidding? Come on! There's no way.

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-[evil laughter]
-[gasps]

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No!
[whines]

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Huh?
[wails]

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See?

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-[laughs]
-[groans]

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[Anzu] All… All of my games

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have turned into
Kabayaki-chan Goro snacks!

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[Riri] And look,
it's the "soft" kind, too.

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Not funny at all!

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What about my chocolate?

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[gasps]

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[Anzu] What? Oh, no!

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There's no chocolate on anything!

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The delicious parts are all totally gone!

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[evil laughter]

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Confiscated.

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Eating too much chocolate is bad
for your skin and it's a lot of fat.

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[Anzu] Don't say that
while you're covered in chocolate!

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-So now do you understand what it means…
-[Anzu crying]

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…to eliminate your three greatest desires?

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Monster!

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[Riri] If you want to gain something,
you have to pay the price.

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-Did you think you'll get a paradise…
-[growls]

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…of hotties for free?
Don't be ridiculous! Come on!

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You devil!

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Hey! Please, watch your mouth.

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To be honest with you, I'm just
your everyday gentle-hearted wizard.

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I'm saying this
with your best interest at heart.

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What is this? Brainwashing?
Some sketchy cult?

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This is the only way that'll get you
to prioritize cuties over your cat.

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-Ugh…
-[Momohiki shrieks]

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[Riri] When you get lonely,

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you most likely turn to chocolates
instead of a boyfriend.

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[chuckles awkwardly]

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Instead of setting aside time for dates,

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you spend all your time playing games.

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[Anzu grunting]

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So now, do you get it?
[giggles]

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How toxic your three greatest desires are
for romantic relationships?

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They will be confiscated indefinitely
until you achieve

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a lovely Romantic Thriller-level
relationship!

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FOREVER CONFISCATED

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Impossible! Riri!

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[Anzu] I can't even handle
a day without them!

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I can live without guys, okay?

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But my three greatest desires
are a total necessity for me!

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-That's exactly why you were chosen.
-[whines]

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Like I said,

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we are here to solve Japan's extremely
serious low birth rate problem.

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Low birth rate?
That's what this is all about?

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Look at that.
You didn't read the explanation

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-in the beginning carefully.
-[groans]

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Either way,

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I'll be assisting you
with your romantic relationships

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as best as I can.

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For love, for the future of Japan,
and most importantly, for my salary!

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Keep that last part
to yourself, all right?

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-Oh, my goodness!
-Huh?

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I forgot that I left the stove on earlier.

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-Well, time to go back to the Magic World.
-[grunts]

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-I am not getting involved with this!
-[wails]

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[Riri] Actually, remember hitting
your start button before?

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Too late! There's no turning back

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even if it feels like
sailing a boat made of mud.

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No way! A mud boat!

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Come on, it was only a little joke.

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In reality, an exciting,
Titanic-level romance awaits you!

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[grunts]
Either way, the boat is sinking.

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Life without my three greatest desires
is gonna be miserable.

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Give me back my reason to live!

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-[Riri] Until next time! Bon voyage!
-[gasps]

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Wait a sec! Hey! Wait!

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[gasps]

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-Mom! Where's Momohiki?
-Huh?

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-Hm, he's right over there.
-[yelps]

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[Anzu] Why the heck is he up there?

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Momohiki, please, please, please,
show me your cute face!

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[kisses, wails]

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-[Anzu's dad] I'm home!
-[wails]

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Huh?

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-[Miyoko] Oh, you're home early.
-[Anzu wails]

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Yeah. I know this is sudden…

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Momohiki, please…

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…but it's been decided
that I'll be transferred to the US.

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-Wow!
-What?

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And I want you to come with me.

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It's always been
a dream of mine to live overseas.

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Wait! What about me?

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Anzu, honey, you have school.

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[Anzu's dad] It will only be two
or three years.

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-What?
-[Anzu's dad] You should be able

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-to hold down the fort yourself by now.
-Mm-hmm.

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-We'll take Momohiki with us too.
-Wait! Things are happening too fast!

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[Anzu] And Dad, aren't you
a post office employee?

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Why is the relocation, seriously?

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-We should get started packing right away.
-[Miyoko chuckling softly]

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And we should also celebrate tonight.

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[birds chirping]

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All right then, we're off.

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Make sure you eat every day.
And keep all the doors locked.

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-[groans]
-[both] Take care!

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[retreating footsteps]

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[Anzu] It took them no time to pack
and they're moving overseas.

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Mom and Dad
were much too casual about this,

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and their whole
high-schooler-living-alone-thing

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is way too forced!
[growls]

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Well, I had to establish
the playing field early on.

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[giggles]

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-[growls]
-[Riri screams]

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[Riri grunts]

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[groans, coughs]

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That's right. I've got
extra energy because I'm mad

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-and you better watch out!
-[fingers cracking]

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-I expect nothing less.
-[growls]

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You're the anti-heroine type,
I recognized.

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NON-HEROINE

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[grunts]

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-I don't care what you call me…
-[groans]

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…just turn things back to normal now.

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-Give me back Momohiki!
-[wails]

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[Riri] Impossible!

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[breathing heavily]

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[panting]

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[echoes]
Damn it!

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Are you kidding me?

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-[Anzu] Chocolate!
-[seller 1] Oh, sorry.

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-[Anzu] Chocolate!
-[seller 2] We're closed today.

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[Anzu] Where's the chocolate!

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[seller 3] We're having
a sugar-free snack fair.

246
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,428
ON SALE
MANAGER'S CHOICE

247
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,013
For real?

248
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,975
They're all sold out? Is that a thing?

249
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,352
[whimpers]

250
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:53,982
Am I cursed to never eat chocolate
ever again in my whole entire life? Ever?

251
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:58,487
The chocolate… The cacao…
I'm getting withdrawals…

252
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,740
Why is this happening?

253
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,826
You're kidding me!

254
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:08,038
[Anzu] Am I really gonna let
that thing who created

255
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,791
that awful Romantic Thriller game
tell me what to do?

256
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,380
No way! Not a chance!

257
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,300
Even if a hot guy does show up,
I just won't fall in love, right?

258
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,011
I'm sorry, but there's no way
someone exists in real life

259
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,471
who could surpass the high standards

260
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,932
I've set up after my experiences
with 2D guys.

261
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,270
As long as
no romantic relationship develops,

262
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,064
-then that thing will have no choice…
-[evil laughter]

263
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,775
…but to give up and leave me alone!

264
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,237
[sinister laughter]

265
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,241
Sneaky devil who stole
my three greatest desires!

266
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,245
Yes,  Romantic Thriller, you say?

267
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,247
I will destroy it all.

268
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,418
And I will become the Romantic Killer!

269
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:03,260
That being said,
bring it on you so-called cuties!

270
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,098
-Oh.
-[gasps]

271
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,184
Aah!

272
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,562
I am so sorry!
[whimpers]

273
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,813
[sighs]

274
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,065
That's a pretty good crack.

275
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,028
[Anzu] Wow, a hot guy
actually showed up.

276
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,240
I'm really sorry! I'll pay to fix it.

277
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,618
[Tsukasa] You don't have
to pay for the repairs.

278
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,619
What?

279
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,496
I wasn't paying attention either.

280
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,749
[exclaims]

281
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:39,004
[Anzu] He's nothing compared to
Matthew and Musashimaru!

282
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,505
-[girl wails]
-[boy grunts]

283
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,592
Well, then, uh, thanks! Thanks a lot!

284
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,970
I'm sorry I bumped you. Goodbye!

285
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,180
[laughs awkwardly]

286
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,266
Uh-- Uh…

287
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,608
[Anzu] I'm off to school.

288
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,069
[sighs]

289
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,281
Not like there's anyone home to hear me.

290
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:07,991
[sighs]

291
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:12,162
I can't believe I ran into
that adorable guy yesterday.

292
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:17,793
But as long as I avoid
getting involved, it's all good, right?

293
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,419
[scoffs]
Just wait and see, devil!

294
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,047
-Good morning to you!
-[Anzu] They're back!

295
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,800
[Riri] All right.
Time to march on into school.

296
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,344
[grunts, laughs]

297
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,428
Wait! What?

298
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,098
[indistinct chatter]

299
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,729
Why are you following me, huh?

300
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,858
Not to worry, no one but you can see me.

301
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,152
Exactly. That's what I'm worried about.

302
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:47,364
I'll look crazy if people think
that I'm talking to myself.

303
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,616
Don't worry about that, either.

304
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:54,621
Whenever you're talking to me,
everyone else is seeing an illusion.

305
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,956
So they won't notice.

306
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,917
You're so annoying.
I'll probably just ignore you.

307
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,961
[Riri] However, young lady…

308
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:01,920
[Anzu grunts]

309
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,922
[groans]

310
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,511
[grunting]

311
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,306
You must not underestimate my magic.

312
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,018
But, come on!
That wasn't really magic at all!

313
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,020
-I'm off before you take revenge.
-[Anzu gasps]

314
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:19,896
[groans]

315
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,315
-Huh?
-[exhales]

316
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,235
[Anzu] It's that hottie from yesterday?

317
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,698
That uniform… No way!

318
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,201
[whimpers]
We go to the same school?

319
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,745
That little devil!

320
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,163
Are you okay, dear?

321
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:40,250
I'm sorry. I'm such a total klutz.
[cheeky laughter]

322
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,502
[Anzu] Riri set me up for that meeting.

323
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,837
[evil laughter]

324
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,798
Huh? You okay? What happened?

325
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,927
Jeez, Tsukasa,
don't just stand there, give her a hand.

326
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:51,845
[exclaims]

327
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,473
Oh, that's okay. I'm totally fine!
[laughs awkwardly]

328
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,850
[Anzu] I'm not gonna let that thing
have their way.

329
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,852
[laughing continues]

330
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,312
Uh…

331
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,983
S-- See ya.

332
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,196
Big deal, he ignored me too.

333
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,781
[beeps]

334
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:14,910
[beeps]

335
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,955
-[gril 1] Oh, hey, here he comes. Look!
-[girl 2] Excuse me.

336
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,124
You've been on my mind.

337
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,295
Here you go.
Will you please read my letter?

338
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,423
[Anzu] Oh, a girl's confessing
her love to him.

339
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,800
Typical life of a hot guy.

340
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,469
[girl 3] That was really brave of her.

341
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,386
I don't want it.

342
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,304
-[gasps]
-[whimpers]

343
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,890
What? Uh, uh…

344
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,433
Uh…

345
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,977
I'm sorry about him.
[pants]

346
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,020
Ouch.

347
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,522
That poor girl.

348
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,981
[Anzu] Hey, what was that?

349
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,692
He's cute, but his personality?
Not so much.

350
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,362
Hey, Tsukasa. Good morning.

351
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,489
I saw that. But I do get it.

352
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,577
A letter is just a little bit extra
these days, don't you think so?

353
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,080
Really? I'd be flattered
if I got a letter.

354
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,874
I mean, you should've
at least accepted it from her.

355
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,045
I don't want her to get
the wrong idea from me.

356
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,964
-[Rena] I understand.
-[groans in disgust]

357
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,590
[Rena] She's not your type, right?

358
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,302
[Anzu] Ugh! He's full of himself
just because he's a little popular.

359
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,847
There's no way I'd date a guy like him!

360
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,642
[Rena] But anyway, I sent you a message
yesterday and you didn't even read it.

361
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,018
-[Tsukasa] My phone broke.
-[Rena gasps]

362
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:22,936
[gasps]

363
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,817
-[Rena] That blows.
-[Makoto] Do you have insurance?

364
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,527
[Tsukasa] I was cheap, I didn't get it.

365
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,987
-[Rena] Seriously? That sucks!
-[wails]

366
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,489
[Rena] I'd die without my phone.

367
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,825
-Aren you gonna buy a new one?
-[wailing continues]

368
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,286
[Tsukasa]
Not for a while. I can't afford it.

369
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,787
-[Rena] Really?
-[Anzu groans]

370
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,206
[school bell rings]

371
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,250
[Saki] Whoa.

372
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,253
Your dad was transferred
to the US out of nowhere?

373
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:49,754
[Anzu] Yeah,

374
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,757
that's the reason why I didn't have
any time to make my lunch today.

375
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,635
Sorry to drag you here with me, Saki.

376
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,555
No worries.
It's my first time here. I'm excited.

377
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,892
[Anzu] Right? Now let's see,
what should I eat?

378
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,102
[Makoto] I'll order for both of us.

379
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,396
[Anzu] All right, the decision is made.

380
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,814
[Tsukasa] Uh, I'll get…

381
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,524
[both] Lunch set A.

382
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,567
[both gasp]

383
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,903
[distressed groans]

384
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,368
[Saki] I think he's the hot guy
that everyone's been talking about.

385
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,329
-Kazuki from Class 7.
-[girls yell excitedly]

386
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,080
[Anzu] Kazuki?

387
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,333
I see.

388
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,252
Yeah. And he's really popular
with all the girls.

389
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,254
[giggles]
You probably didn't notice

390
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,965
because you're usually busy
playing your video games during lunch

391
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,301
[grunts, laughs awkwardly]

392
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,680
I heard he moved here alone
from another prefecture.

393
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,475
Apparently, the girls like him
because he's reserved

394
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:46,102
-and doesn't smile much.
-I see.

395
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,270
I don't want it.

396
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,565
I don't want her
to get the wrong idea from me.

397
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,068
[Anzu] He's reserved, huh?

398
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,987
I'd say he's got some personality issues

399
00:19:56,071 --> 00:20:00,909
Slowly falling in love after a terrible
first impression is a classic scenario.

400
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:01,826
Shut up!

401
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,539
-Time to eat.
-[Rena] Tsukasa!

402
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,875
-I'm gonna sit next to you.
-[chokes]

403
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,004
Oh. So, hey, I heard
you live all by yourself.

404
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:17,634
That's nuts. I wanna come and hang out.
Where do you live?

405
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,512
[Anzu] Ugh! I'm not listening!
Not listening! No!

406
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,513
[indistinct chatter]

407
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,766
I gotta shut out
all the information I don't want to know!

408
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,978
I gotta avoid going to the cafeteria
as much as possible.

409
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,020
[groans]

410
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,776
There's nothing to do here!

411
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,319
I'm bored.

412
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,364
[wails]

413
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,701
How do people live without gaming?

414
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:47,122
Momohiki is gone and there's no chocolate.

415
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,540
[sighs]

416
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,499
[grunts]

417
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,544
[stomach rumbles]

418
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,712
[TV beeps]

419
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,047
Time to make dinner.
[groans]

420
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,095
[sighs]

421
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,013
[gasps]

422
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,517
[Anzu shrieks]

423
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,146
[narrator] Roaches are unseemly,
so instead, cake. You're welcome!

424
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,982
[terrified moans, screams]

425
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:14,899
THE GLASS IS IMAGINARY

426
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,485
[screams]
Mommy!

427
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,365
[wails]

428
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:26,077
Oh, that's right!
I lost my extermination expert!

429
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,121
-She would get rid of them for me.
-[giggles]

430
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,625
[grunts]

431
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:37,130
[Anzu] It's time to awaken
the soldier within me!

432
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,591
[roars]

433
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,134
Go!

434
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:42,802
[toots]

435
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,473
Damn, it's empty!

436
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,355
[groans, screams]

437
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,234
[shrieks]

438
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,827
[Anzu] I rushed out,
I didn't bring anything with me.

439
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,288
And I'm wearing two different shoes.

440
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,625
I don't want to go home,
but I'm seriously starving.

441
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,419
[sobs]
Mommy.

442
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,046
[sniffs]

443
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,718
Ugh! This is the worst!

444
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,678
I need to take cover somewhere.

445
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,098
[grunts]

446
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:30,683
[grunts continues]

447
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,278
And it's pouring.

448
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:55,583
[Anzu] Huh?

449
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:01,923
Uh…

450
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,553
A fanfare, please!

451
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,721
And a big congratulations!

452
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,723
Did you fall for my little trick?

453
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:14,227
I bet now you don't feel like
skipping the ending, right?

454
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:17,897
In today's world, you can watch
whatever you want at your own convenience.

455
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,650
But don't you think in that process
we've also lost something?

456
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,027
[sighs]
Don't just let things be! Come on!

457
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,697
Let's go on a super-duper happy adventure!

458
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,699
So I can make sure I get paid.

459
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,951
[closing theme music]

460
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:30,869
♪ Ah, yeah! ♪

461
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,330
♪ Let's go! ♪

462
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,001
♪ Lo-love! ♪

463
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:40,920
♪ Here we go! ♪