1 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:08,625 [pensive music playing] 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,958 [phone ringing] 3 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:33,125 How's it going? 4 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:35,166 [mouse clicking] 5 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,791 Hi. I'm sorry. Bathrooms are for clients only. 6 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,791 Yeah, I'm not here for that. 7 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,833 Can I speak to a loan officer? 8 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,416 I'm sorry. What? 9 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:50,666 A loan officer, you know, for a small business loan. 10 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:54,666 - SBA. Low interest... - Mmm. [chuckles] 11 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:55,666 [phone beeps] 12 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:57,833 Hi, there's a gentleman here 13 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:01,083 who wants to speak to someone about a small business loan. 14 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,250 - [man on phone chuckles] - [receptionist] Mmm. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,833 Yes. 16 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,958 [receptionist and man chuckling] 17 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,833 - God... - [both continue chuckling] 18 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:24,791 Bye. 19 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:27,250 Come with me. 20 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,000 [receptionist chuckles] 21 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:41,250 {\an8}♪ Every day I see you is a fine day ♪ 22 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,458 ♪ Fine-♪ 23 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:47,583 Mr. Hightower, great to meet you. I appreciate your time. 24 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:51,166 I know you don't have much of it, so I'll get right to it. [clears throat] 25 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:55,000 What's the number one cause of death in the Black and brown community? 26 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,916 - Guns-- - Sugar. 27 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:56,875 Mmm. 28 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,833 Cardiovascular disease, diabetes, 29 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:03,083 cancer, they can all be linked to the consumption of sugar. 30 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,708 - Hmm. - And I have the answer for that. 31 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,666 Intriguing. 32 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,000 Uh, what might that be? 33 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,875 I'm glad you asked. 34 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:10,875 [briefcase opens] 35 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:12,625 [dramatic music playing] 36 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:14,875 Kapow! 37 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:20,250 Introducing Kapow! Pops, the breakfast of the future. 38 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,166 Oh. 39 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:28,125 Zero sugar, zero additives, but full of fiber and nutrients. 40 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,416 It's not only a win for you, but it's a win for us all. 41 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:33,833 And, uh, how much capital are you asking for 42 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,833 to launch this, uh, cereal? 43 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,833 Small investment of three to five million dollars. 44 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,125 Hmm. 45 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,708 Here's a proposal, along with some financial documents. 46 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:46,750 Wow, I haven't seen one of these in a while. 47 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,708 - [chuckles] - Uh, now let's have a look. 48 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,541 All right. 49 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:54,375 Oh, okay. I'm just gonna be honest with you. 50 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:58,208 I can tell by looking at the first page this is not gonna work out. 51 00:02:58,208 --> 00:02:59,708 What's wrong with the first page? 52 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:03,458 Well, it... it says here that your occupation is "artist." 53 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:05,958 What... What exactly does that mean? 54 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:09,208 Oh yeah, I'm an artist, you know. Interdisciplinary, really. 55 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:11,333 I cycle through various mediums, and... 56 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:15,666 you know... a rapper. I'm a... 57 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:19,416 Yep. And there lies our problem, Mr. Staples. 58 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,083 Um, entertainment is a profession 59 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:25,125 that we here consider to be less than ideal. 60 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:29,291 In order for you to get paid, the people have to be entertained. 61 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,416 They have to laugh. 62 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:34,416 They have to dance. They have to get lit. 63 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:39,416 But one day, eventually, they stop getting lit. 64 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:43,375 And when that day comes, and it surely will, 65 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,208 we still need our money. 66 00:03:46,958 --> 00:03:50,208 You see where our dilemma lies there, Mr. Staples? 67 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:53,125 Yeah, um, if you turn to page 16, though, you can see projections-- 68 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:54,791 Projections. Yes... 69 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:56,666 [clears throat] ... projections. 70 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:59,375 And I see here a copy of your record contract, 71 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:04,000 and it says that you are guaranteed an advance on all contracted albums. 72 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,333 And I see that there's 15 of those. 73 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:10,000 Do you happen to know the amount of the advances? 74 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,333 Yes, I do. Five hundred thousand dollars. Each. 75 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:17,583 [laughing] 76 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:22,166 I'm sorry. I don't mean to make you feel small, Mr. Staples. 77 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:24,791 Half a million dollars, that's a lot of money. 78 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:26,125 Just not here. 79 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:29,625 This isn't your ordinary bank. 80 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:32,416 We're dealing with more high-net individuals. 81 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,125 They own private islands. 82 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:36,541 They order luxury doomsday bunkers. 83 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:40,333 They have a digital consciousness created for after they die. 84 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:44,166 Do you have a digital consciousness created for after you die? 85 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,375 - Like Ghost in the Shell? - [chuckles] 86 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:49,750 Uh, I... I'm sorry, Mr. Staples. You seem like a great fellow, 87 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:52,583 but, um, it's out of my hands. 88 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:57,541 [briefcase shuts] 89 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,333 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:03,875 Yeah, okay. 91 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,125 [Vince sighs] 92 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:15,125 [phone beeps] 93 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,166 [Mr. Hightower] Shirley, can you bring in my next client, please? 94 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:21,625 Shit. What's up, boss? 95 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,916 [inhales, exhales] 96 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,208 What's up, little bro? 97 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,416 What the fuck you doin' here? 98 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,625 Shit, man, I'm trying to get this loan for this business I'm trying to start up. 99 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,500 - Shit, how much you trying to get? - Couple Ms. 100 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,625 Shit, that's it? 101 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:39,625 [Vince] Nah, man, you ain't gotta do all that. 102 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:41,708 - [man] You sure? - [Vince] Yeah, it's cool. 103 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:46,750 I respect it. But look. Here, man. Want a glass of this Luc Belaire? 104 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,416 [Vince] No, I'm sober, but it's crazy seeing you here though. 105 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,375 They just told me entertainers don't make enough money to even bank here. 106 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,583 Shit, they might be right. 107 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:56,125 But that's why the fuck you gotta diversify. 108 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,291 You gotta come down to the promised land, my man. 109 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,083 Two hundred and thirty-five acres. 110 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,875 We farming our own chickens, homie. 111 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,166 Thousands of chickens, thousands. 112 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,166 Running around everywhere, quack-quack-quack. 113 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:11,208 Talkin' about next-level shit, homie. 114 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:13,416 Lemon pepper? 115 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,958 [phone ringing] 116 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,250 [light jazz music playing faintly] 117 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:25,458 [currency counters whirring] 118 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,500 [briefcase locks] 119 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,083 - [guard grunts] - [customers gasp] 120 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:38,833 Everybody on the ground right motherfuckin' now! 121 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,916 [customers screaming] 122 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:44,666 Now I'mma tell all y'all, we don't want no heroes! 123 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,833 We here to steal the bank money, not your money! 124 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,291 So stay the fuck out the way! 125 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,333 [zip tie fastens] 126 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,041 Nigga with the flowers. 127 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,541 [room silences abruptly] 128 00:06:57,916 --> 00:06:59,958 Hello? Can you hear me? Are you deaf? 129 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,500 The only nigga in here. 130 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:07,541 Put your hands up and turn your ass around slowly, dawg. 131 00:07:07,541 --> 00:07:09,291 [customers whimpering] 132 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,958 I know that's not the homie. 133 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,375 Cuh! Cuh! Cuh! 134 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:24,291 - Oh, ain't no way, boy! What up, cuh? - [robber 1] Bruh! 135 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:27,041 Come on, nigga! What it do, nigga? 136 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,458 Cuh, you over here with the Louis! 137 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:32,916 Hey, give a nigga some love! Being all bashful and shit, superstar! 138 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,583 Hey! Steve Jobs! Get the fuck over here right now! 139 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:36,500 Get his ass. 140 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,416 I'm feeling good, bro! How you livin', dawg? 141 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,250 I'm good, man. How your mom and everything? 142 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,875 Oh, she's straight, bro. A little arthritis, though, a little. 143 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,416 Man, that's unfortunate. You know what she should really do? 144 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:50,208 Epsom salt bath. That's a good idea. I'm gonna tell her about that, bro. 145 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,208 She only be eating salt. I'm gonna tell her. 146 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,625 Hey, bro, she gonna be happy I ran into you, bro. 147 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:57,500 You was one of my only friends that she really liked. For real! 148 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,666 I'm dead-ass, bro-- 149 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,625 Oh, hey! Hey, hey! 150 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,083 Put the Rochelle Ferreros down. Them ain't for you! 151 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,125 That blue one, that's mines. Actually, matter of fact, get-- 152 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:09,375 Man, wrangle these motherfuckers up. I don't want them in my eyesight no more. 153 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,625 Shit pissing me off. [grunts] 154 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,375 Damn, bro, you looking good, bro. You got the Louis Vuitton. 155 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:15,875 Hey. Oh shit, no, baby. No, no, no. 156 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,416 We ain't gonna do nothing to the baby. You know what I mean? 157 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,708 We want you to be-- How many months are you? 158 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,416 Are you gonna do a gender reveal? Hey, no, it's good, it's good. 159 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:26,708 Go over there, elevate the feet, keep the ankles together. All right? 160 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,458 That's such a blessing, man. Every time, now. 161 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,958 Yeah, she... she carrying it well too. 162 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:33,875 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up with you? What you doin' way over here? 163 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,041 Oh shit, bro. Not much, can't call it. 164 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:38,375 I saw this spot up in the, um... The, uh... 165 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,708 that Jay-Z interviewed on Drink Champs. You should see it. I'mma shoot it to you. 166 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:44,500 - Yeah, I'mma check it out. - You want a, uh, Rochelle Ferrero? 167 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,833 - I had a few. I'm good, man. - Okay, fasho. 168 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:48,416 And it's crazy, bro. Come listen. 169 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,875 I'm sitting here thinking about the time when we was in, um, Miss Barnes' class. 170 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,375 And she... she could have swore we wasn't gonna be shit. 171 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:57,416 Nigga, look at us now, nigga. Look at us now. 172 00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:58,833 On top of the world. 173 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,500 Bitch, are you hiding? 174 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,916 Come the fuck out. Look at this crazy shit. 175 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:07,583 Bitch, come the fuck-- With the fucking-- They got the Putt-Putt. 176 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,416 Put the fucking golf club on the fucking green now! 177 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,916 Sit your ass down next to your sister! About to make me shoot a white bitch. 178 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,875 Don't let that get you outta character. 179 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,375 But look, y'all got all the exits covered? This shit big-time. 180 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,250 We try to keep this shit professional, bro. 181 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,833 But no, bro, you on! You the man, for real. 182 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,291 Hey, y'all know who the fuck this is? 183 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,375 Huh? 184 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,666 [mumbles] ♪ ...with the magic ♪ 185 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:36,000 [continues mumbling] ♪ ...with the magic ♪ 186 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,125 Nah? These motherfuckers ain't got no taste. 187 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,750 No taste. Culture yourselves. 188 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,833 But let's get back to business, bro. 189 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,750 You looking good. You got the Louis. You got the Louis Vuitton here. 190 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,083 You know what I'm sayin'? Hey, bro, it's good seeing you! 191 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:50,083 Hey, when you get out there, lock up. We trying to keep shit secure. 192 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,291 I got you. But, look, make your money. 193 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,375 - Oh, I'mma make it. I'mma get it fasho. - [chuckles] I know you get it. 194 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:56,541 [robber 1] Hey, be safe! 195 00:09:56,541 --> 00:09:58,875 - All right, stay dangerous, loc. - [Vince] Stay up, stay up! 196 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:02,041 [officer] This is the Beach PD! We have the place surrounded! 197 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,000 Come out with your hands up! 198 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,541 - [sirens wailing] - [clears throat] 199 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,125 I think I'mma kick it with y'all for a bit. That cool? 200 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,500 [robber 1] Yeah, kick it, bro. Hey, we can Putt-Putt. 201 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,958 - I'll give you a handicap. - Hey, give me that thing! 202 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,666 [coffee steamer whirring] 203 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,458 [sirens wailing in the distance] 204 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,500 One of his hands untied. 205 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,666 - What-- - [hostage] No, no! No, it's not! 206 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,500 Oh, you think you slick? Come here! 207 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,250 [hostage] No, no, no, no! Don't hit me in the face! Please-- 208 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,833 - [robber grunts] - [clattering] 209 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:45,208 - [hostage crying] - [zip tie fastens] 210 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,125 You want one? 211 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,791 Oh, uh, could you do a cloud macchiato? 212 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:52,541 - Yeah, I got you. - Uh, but not too much foam, please. 213 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,791 - Yeah. - All right. 214 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,083 [banging] 215 00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:57,750 [Mr. Hightower] Psst. 216 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,000 Psst. 217 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:01,750 [whispers] Mr. Staples. 218 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,875 What? 219 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:08,416 Well, um, I, uh... I noticed that you know the assailants. 220 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,125 Allegedly. 221 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:13,375 Do you think you could help get me out of here alive? 222 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,583 Like you helped me earlier with my loan? 223 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:18,750 Uh, well, kind of the opposite of that. 224 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:20,458 You know what? 225 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,333 It's out of my hands, man. 226 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,291 Please. I just... I don't wanna die. 227 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:28,791 [sighs] 228 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:32,083 - I think I might have an idea. - Yeah! Yes, you name it. 229 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,250 - I want my loan. - [Mr. Hightower chuckles] 230 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,291 That is ridiculous! 231 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,416 Hey! 232 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:40,875 No, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 233 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,541 - Okay? - Okay. 234 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,166 Okay, then. 235 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,958 Okay, then. 236 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,666 - [ding] - [Vince] Negotiator call yet? 237 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:52,041 Yeah, man. They called and shit. 238 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:55,208 - [Vince] What he talking about? - Man, ain't talkin' about shit. 239 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,000 They got the building surrounded. 240 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,958 SWAT's on the way, you know, regular police shit. 241 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,375 - They so predictable, right? - They got no imagination. 242 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:02,916 [both chuckle] 243 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,541 Shit, you tell him how much you wanted? 244 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,625 Yeah. Eight hundred thou-wow. 245 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,416 That's a little light, don't you think? 246 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:12,875 I ain't greedy. Plus, I got a good job. We... We all union around here, bro. 247 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,333 Yeah. 248 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,750 Then why you doing it? 249 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,666 'Cause I got big dreams, bro. Plus, I can't ball off double shifts. 250 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,708 It's cool, though. I got it all mapped out. It's gonna work. 251 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,500 Talk to me. 252 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,625 Okay. So, boom, I've been learning how to fly on the Oculus, you know? 253 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,458 It's real real, the flight simulator joint. 254 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,375 So I'm telling him to put a helicopter on the roof, right? 255 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,250 Take the pilot, throw him off the building. Light work. 256 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:40,083 So then I'm thinking, me and my boys, we flying to the border, probably Mexico. 257 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,583 You know what I'm saying? [smacks lips] Parachute down. 258 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,000 Somethin' light, nothing crazy. 259 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,375 My boy, he seen an Airbnb up in Tulum. 260 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,875 All right? Bro, I'm telling you, that shit got Brooklinen sheets, 261 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,666 - Kiehl's products, all right? - Mmm! 262 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,791 Aromatherapy candles. Bath and Body Works. 263 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,083 A block away from the zip line. 264 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,083 You know, gotta stay active, gotta stay active. 265 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,833 I'm thinking, shit, I stay down there at least till, like, spring break. 266 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:05,875 Okay, um, you thinking, like, cash or wire? 267 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,333 Wire. Flip it. Turn it into blockchain. 268 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,750 You should look into that shit, bro. It's the future. 269 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,750 I don't know, man. That blockchain just... It's just so traceable. 270 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,291 I'm thinking maybe cash. 271 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,375 I don't know if I told you this, 272 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:24,250 but me and the manager right there, we real cool. We're tight. 273 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,916 And I can probably get him to open that safe behind you. 274 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,875 Really? What you think you talkin' about? 275 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,500 - Whatever they got. - Ah. 276 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,541 And I'm thinking maybe you let me sprinkle some of that on top, you know? 277 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:36,666 I'm gone do that, bro. You deserve it. You a hard worker, always have been, bro. 278 00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,083 You deserve that shit, for real. 279 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,666 All right, fasho. Let me work on that. 280 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,458 Man, do your thing, bro. Work that magic, though. Yeah? 281 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,083 I believe in you, bro. Real talk. 282 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,916 Oh, yo, my man, come on. We discussed this... 283 00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:50,250 [Vince clears throat] 284 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,083 So, 285 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,500 they want $10 million. 286 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,625 Ten million dollars? 287 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,541 Uh, that's ridiculous. 288 00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:00,791 [robber 2] Hey, shut the fuck up before I kill yo ass! 289 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:02,958 - [hostages gasp] - Okay, okay. 290 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,291 [Vince] They said $10 million and a helicopter. 291 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,625 Or, you know, we can start killing witnesses. 292 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,541 I'll tell 'em you said no. Execution... [imitates gun click] 293 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:14,458 [Mr. Hightower] It's fine, no. Um, all of our cash is in the vault, 294 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,333 but I don't have the code to the vault door. 295 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,583 [Vince] Of course you don't. Where would I find it? 296 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,875 I don't know. Uh, it's above my pay grade. 297 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:26,125 Um, but if... if... if it's anywhere, it's on the executive floor. 298 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,791 I'm not sure where. 299 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,291 Uh, general manager's office, maybe. 300 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,375 [sighs] 301 00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,875 Be right back. Don't go anywhere. 302 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:35,791 Okay. 303 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,041 [footsteps tapping] 304 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,708 [door opens, door shuts] 305 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,791 [faint humming] 306 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:03,125 [humming continues] 307 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:04,666 [Vince] Hey, OG. 308 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,333 You don't gotta do this right now. 309 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,708 The bank gettin' robbed. You can probably just go home. 310 00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:13,000 Mr. Barclay say sweep, I sweep. 311 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,500 Nigga, what did you just say? 312 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,000 Sh! 313 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,333 Hold your tongue, young man. 314 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:26,083 You see, my family work for Mr. Fargo for generations. 315 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,708 Mr. Fargo was a mean, mean man. 316 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,000 But then, on January 2nd, 1863, 317 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:40,458 Mr. Fargo sold this here bank and all these properties to Mr. Barclay. 318 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,000 And Mr. Barclay, he the best I could ask for. 319 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,750 See, he good to me. 320 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,833 When he eat, we eat. 321 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:52,000 So when Mr. Barclay say sweep, 322 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I sweep. 323 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,750 Now, excuse me, young man, 324 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,750 these here floors ain't gonna clean themselves. 325 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,416 [continues humming] 326 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:09,375 ♪ God's gonna trouble the water... ♪ 327 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:15,041 [continues humming] 328 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,833 [cell phone vibrating] 329 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,625 [Vince] Hello? 330 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,291 [operator] You have a collect call from... 331 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,375 The Homie. 332 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,666 [operator] ...an inmate from Winfrey Correctional Facility. 333 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,416 To accept this call, please say or dial five now. 334 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,000 [phone beeps] 335 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,500 Hello? 336 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,666 [The Homie] What's up, cuh? What you got going? 337 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,750 Shit. At the bank right now. What's up with you? 338 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,500 Ooh, that's perfect 'cause I need a favor. 339 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,083 Look, let me hold a few dollars. They got some new paraphernalia. 340 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,750 I'm trying to get an iPhone or something. 341 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,166 Shit. I would, bro, 342 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,916 but the bank actually getting robbed right now. Can I do that later? 343 00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,541 Oh, so you over there with Timothy, huh? 344 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,208 How you know that? 345 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,166 Shit, word travel fast in the pen. 346 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,750 What you doing over there anyway? You're usually in and out. 347 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,333 Shit, I came to get a loan, but they wasn't really fucking with me. 348 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,000 You know, typical shit. 349 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,958 Redlining, gaslighting, gatekeeping. 350 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,458 [clanks] 351 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,375 Typical shit. 352 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,958 Man, fuck them. We don't tolerate no prejudices or racism. 353 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:28,041 Don't even trip. Shoot me the address the day I get out, and I-- 354 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,625 [operator] Your call is being monitored and recorded. 355 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,666 Shit, bro, I really appreciate you saying that. 356 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,458 It's been a real difficult day. [clears throat] 357 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,500 Extremely difficult day. 358 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,000 All right, I'mma tap in with you. Sound like you got your hands full. 359 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,375 - Hey, but stay dangerous. - [line ends] 360 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,458 [sighs deeply] Stay dangerous. 361 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,666 [pensive music playing] 362 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,875 [janitor] And then, on January 2nd, 1863, 363 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,250 Mister Fargo sold this here bank... 364 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:39,375 ♪ God's gonna trouble the water... ♪ 365 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,666 [lock ticking] 366 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,583 [lock clicks] 367 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,750 [door hinge creaks] 368 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:04,250 Hmm. 369 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:08,750 Hmm. 370 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,250 [woman] Why would I go out with you? 371 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,750 You're a bank robber. 372 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:15,541 I ain't no bank robber, baby. I'm a medical assistant. 373 00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:19,083 I just do this sometimes with the homies. Everybody needs hobbies. [chuckles] 374 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,625 [woman] Aren't you a felon? 375 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,875 Allegedly. 376 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,666 Look, baby, I'm six foot sexy. All right? 377 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:28,625 Light brown caramel complexion, and these my real teeth. Holler at me. 378 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,625 [chuckles] 379 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,916 Listen, when you get outta here, why don't you go follow my page? 380 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:36,666 Northside underscore Tim Tha Loc. Remember that. 381 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,208 I'm not gonna lie to you. You cute as hell. 382 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:42,000 - Me and you, we go together. You feel me? - [Vince clears throat] 383 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,375 Hey, I'm working here, homie. 384 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,041 - I can change-- - [Vince] We got a problem. 385 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,916 [officer over bullhorn] The bank is surrounded! 386 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,333 - There are no exits for you! - One moment. 387 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,916 [officer] Put your weapons down and come out with your hands up! 388 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,750 What the fuck?! 389 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,791 How we the second robbery here today? 390 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,916 In all fairness, you the first robbery here today. 391 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,916 This was a heist. 392 00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,333 What's the difference? 393 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:05,875 It's simple. 394 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,416 You do a heist, you George Clooney. 395 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,166 You rob a bank, 396 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,541 you Queen Latifah. 397 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:13,458 [Timothy scoffs] 398 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,416 - Queen Latifah! - [automatic gun firing] 399 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:17,791 [spits] 400 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:21,833 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 401 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,291 - Let it out. - Fuck Queen Latifah, man! 402 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,583 So, we not goin' to Tulum? 403 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,541 Fuck a Tulum! We ain't got no fuckin' money, Timothy! 404 00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,208 - Okay, Nicky. - [spits] 405 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,791 Fuckin' shit! 406 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,000 - Come on. - [Nicky] Fuck! 407 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,208 [Vince] It's okay. We'll get him through it. 408 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,750 [Nicky] Fuck! [groans] 409 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,291 God damn it! 410 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,375 [Vince] Don't worry, bro. 411 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,083 [sirens wailing] 412 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,833 [Nicky sighs, sucks teeth] 413 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,458 Was that a bit overzealous, bro? 414 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:53,541 [Vince] A little bit. 415 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,375 I get the feeling that it's something you're suppressing. 416 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:02,041 And if you wanna share anything with me, this a safe space. 417 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,208 [Nicky] Bro, remember when I was saying all that stuff about, like, 418 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:12,541 everything's going great and, like, Tulum and all that? 419 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,250 Everything ain't great, bro. 420 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,166 That was my ego talking. 421 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:22,541 You know, 422 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,583 I just wanna feel like I'm enough, man. 423 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:32,250 You know, I'm trying to... be up in here, like you, bro. 424 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,833 With all these white folks, you know. 425 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:39,208 They wouldn't even give me a loan, bro. 426 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,375 Real shit? 427 00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:42,000 Dead honest. 428 00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,291 But it's cool 'cause today taught me something. 429 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,250 Money's not everything. 430 00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:50,166 I mean, look at these people. 431 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,916 Of course, they rich, powerful, but... 432 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,041 they ugly. 433 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,625 Super. 434 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,750 At the end of the day, 435 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,333 true happiness comes from within. 436 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,375 - [Nicky sighs] - [gentle music playing] 437 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,375 Honestly, bro, you a real beacon of hope, man. 438 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,916 I try to be. 439 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,333 - [sighs] I'm gonna get on outta here. - All right, bro. 440 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,916 - Getting late. - Your presence gonna be missed, for real. 441 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,333 - All love, bro. - Yeah. 442 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:26,500 Yeah, all love. Oh, and I had an idea I wanted to run by you. 443 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,458 Um... 444 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:31,083 In the movies, they always let out two hostages at a time, man. 445 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,375 That might help with your case. 446 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,375 Hey, man, you a sharp dude, bro. 447 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:37,416 Like, I should've had you with us on the crew. 448 00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,125 - Ah, man, just call me next time. - I got you. True. 449 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,041 - Pshh, who you thinkin'? - Uh... 450 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,541 Mmm... 451 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,791 Oh, well, my man is waving. 452 00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:49,125 [Vince] He is the manager. 453 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,291 [sighs] Come on, Perry Ellis. 454 00:22:58,291 --> 00:22:59,208 [Nicky sighs] 455 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,916 Oh, bro, you know, if you see Bri and stuff don't work out with marriage, 456 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,500 let her know I've been studying the love languages. 457 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,250 [officer] Come out with your hands up! 458 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,666 - [Vince] Did you piss on yourself? - Hmm? No, no. I perspire heavily. 459 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:16,625 Hmm. 460 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:25,500 ♪ Fine day ♪ 461 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,666 [Vince] Y'all do low-interest, right? 462 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,208 Yeah. 463 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,166 [Vince sighs] 464 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,666 [officer] Put your fuckin' hands up! Hands in the fuckin' air! 465 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,083 - [Vince] You doin' okay? - Yeah. Are you hot? 466 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,083 [indistinct chatter] 467 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,500 [groans] 468 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,166 - I wouldn't do that if I were-- - [cop 2] He's got a gun! 469 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:50,208 [gentle music playing] 470 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,583 [mellow music playing] 471 00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:50,583 [vocalizing] 472 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:54,583 [music fades]