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（本影集純屬虛構）

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（如有雷同，純屬巧合）

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妳好

4
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嗨，對不起，只有顧客能用廁所

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我不是來借廁所
我想找負責貸款的人

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對不起，你說什麼？

7
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負責貸款的人，我要辦小型企業貸款

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小型企業管理局，低利...

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這邊有位先生

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想找負責小型企業貸款的人

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對

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天啊...

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拜拜

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跟我來

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高塔先生，幸會，謝謝你抽空見我

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我知道你很忙，所以我就直說了

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黑人和棕色人種死因第一名是什麼？

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- 槍...
- 糖

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心血管疾病、糖尿病

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癌症，這些都跟糖的攝取有關

21
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我能解決問題

22
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有意思，怎麼解決？

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還好你問了

24
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砰！

25
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這就是“砰包”，未來的早餐

26
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不含糖和其他添加物
擁有豐富的纖維和營養素

27
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對銀行和我們都是雙贏

28
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你要多少資金

29
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來推出這種...早餐片？

30
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小額投資，三到五百萬美元

31
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這是企畫書和財務文件

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哇，好久沒看過這種東西了

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我看一下

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好

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好，我就跟你直說了吧

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我看第一頁就知道行不通了

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第一頁怎麼了？

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上面寫你的職業是“藝術家”

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到底是什麼意思？

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對，我其實是跨領域的藝術家

41
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透過各種媒材創作...

42
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就是...

43
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饒舌歌手，我...

44
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史戴波先生，問題就在這裡

45
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我們認為娛樂業

46
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並不是非常理想

47
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你們如果要賺錢，就必須娛樂大眾

48
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消費者要能笑

49
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要能跳舞、要覺得刺激

50
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可是他們總有一天會沒這種感覺

51
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那一天必定會到，可是等到那一天

52
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我們還是要錢

53
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史戴波先生，你能了解這個難題嗎？

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好，但是請翻到第16頁的財測...

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財測，對，財測

56
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我也看到你的唱片合約影本

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上面寫只要專輯有簽約
你就保證能預支版稅

58
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我看到總共有15張專輯

59
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你知道預支金額是多少嗎？

60
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我知道，每張專輯五十萬美元

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對不起，我不想看扁你，史戴波先生

62
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五十萬美元是筆很大的數字

63
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但在這裡不是

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我們不是一般銀行

65
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我們的顧客都是金融大戶

66
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擁有私人島嶼

67
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建造豪華的末日碉堡

68
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還有數位意識，能在肉體死後活下去

69
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你有死後還能活下去的數位意識嗎？

70
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像《攻殼機動隊》？

71
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對不起，史戴波先生，你人很好

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可是...我無能為力

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- 謝謝
- 嗯

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好

75
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雪莉，請下一位客戶進來

76
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靠，老大，你好

77
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你好，小兄弟

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你他媽怎麼跑來了？

79
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我想創業，所以來申請貸款

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靠，你要借多少？

81
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幾百萬

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靠，就這樣？

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不用啦，你用不著給我錢

84
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- 確定？
- 沒關係

85
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我尊重你的想法
但要不要來一杯路克布萊爾？

86
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不用，我戒了，但是看到你很高興

87
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他們說藝人賺的錢不夠來這裡借錢

88
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可能沒錯

89
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所以他媽的要多角經營

90
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你一定要來“淨土”看看...

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95公頃的地

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我們自己養雞，兄弟

93
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好幾千隻雞

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到處跑來跑去，呱呱呱

95
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這才叫未來，兄弟

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檸檬胡椒？

97
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所有人他媽的立刻趴到地上！

98
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告訴你們，誰都別想逞英雄

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我們來搶銀行，不是搶你們！

100
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所以給我少管閒事！

101
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穿花襯衫的小黑

102
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有沒有聽到？聾子喔？

103
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這裡只有一個小黑

104
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手舉起來，整個人慢慢轉過來

105
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這不是那個老鄉嗎？

106
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兄弟！

107
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不會吧？兄弟你好

108
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拜託，小黑，最近怎麼樣？

109
00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,500
拿LV的給我過來！

110
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給我抱一下，這麼害羞啊？天王巨星

111
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史蒂夫賈伯斯！馬上給我過來！

112
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扁他，我好高興，你最近怎麼樣？

113
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我很好，你媽怎麼樣？

114
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她很好，但是有關節炎

115
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好可憐，你知道怎麼調養嗎？

116
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瀉鹽浴排毒

117
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瀉鹽浴，對耶，我會告訴她的

118
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她平常只吃鹽，我會跟她說

119
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她知道我碰到你一定很高興

120
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她很少喜歡我的朋友，你是其中之一

121
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我說真的...

122
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喂！

123
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把金莎放下，那不是妳吃的

124
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藍色那顆是我的，其實...

125
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把這些臭雞巴集中起來，我不想看到

126
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媽的氣死我

127
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靠，你氣色不錯，還拿LV皮箱

128
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靠，寶貝，不行...

129
00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,458
可不能動了胎氣，懂我意思嗎？

130
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我們要妳...幾個月了？

131
00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,416
可以說性別嗎？不用，沒關係

132
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坐那邊，腳抬起來，腳踝靠在一起

133
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真是福氣，國家的棟梁

134
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她這樣護著不錯

135
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你混得怎麼樣？怎麼跑來這裡？

136
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靠，不太好，不怎麼樣

137
00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,375
我有看一個節目...

138
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有網路廣播訪問饒舌歌手
我回去再傳給你

139
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- 好，我會看的
- 你要吃金莎嗎？

140
00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,791
我有了，不用

141
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好...太扯了，這樣吧

142
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我坐在這裡想到我們在巴老師班上

143
00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,375
她說我們將來絕對沒出息

144
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小黑，你看我們現在多夯

145
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世界第一名

146
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婊子，妳在躲嗎？

147
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,958
媽的出來，什麼鬼啊

148
00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,666
婊子，他媽...還拿著球桿

149
00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:10,416
媽的，把球桿放到果嶺上！

150
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,916
給我坐在妳老姊旁邊
我差點開槍打那個白妞

151
00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,875
別因為這樣就失控了

152
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,375
出口都守住了嗎？這票很大

153
00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,250
我們盡量專業一點

154
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,833
可是你超猛的，叫你第一名

155
00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,291
你們他媽的知道他是誰嗎？

156
00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:32,666
...帶著魔力

157
00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,000
...帶著魔力

158
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,750
這些臭雞巴沒品味，好好學學

159
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,833
不過我們講正事吧

160
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,708
你氣色不錯，還有LV皮箱

161
00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,125
懂我意思嗎？見面的感覺真好！

162
00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:50,750
出去時記得鎖門
我們不想讓別人進來

163
00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,291
但是錢要賺到

164
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- 我會啦，我一定會拿到錢
- 我知道你會

165
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小心喔！

166
00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,791
好，保重喔

167
00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:02,041
我們是長灘警察局，已經包圍這裡

168
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,000
馬上舉起雙手走出來！

169
00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,208
我想跟你們在一起，可以嗎？

170
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,500
沒問題啊，我們可以打小白球

171
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,958
- 我會手下留情
- 那個給我！

172
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,916
（談判）

173
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,500
他一隻手鬆綁了

174
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- 什麼...
- 沒有啦！

175
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,500
你以為你很行嗎？過來

176
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,458
不要打我的臉...拜託...

177
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,125
你要嗎？

178
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,833
你會泡綿雲瑪奇朵口味嗎？

179
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,541
- 會啊，我幫你泡
- 拜託不要太多泡沫

180
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- 沒問題
- 好

181
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喂

182
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喂，史戴波先生

183
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,875
幹嘛？

184
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:08,416
我發現你認識歹徒

185
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,125
那是你說的

186
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:13,416
你可以幫我活著逃出去嗎？

187
00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:15,708
像你剛才“幫”我貸款一樣嗎？

188
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,750
我希望結局是相反

189
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,333
其實我無能為力，老兄

190
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,291
拜託，我只是...不想死

191
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:32,083
- 我可能有辦法
- 好，你開條件

192
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:33,583
我要貸款

193
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,291
太離譜了

194
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,416
喂！

195
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:40,875
不要，好啦...

196
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,541
- 好嗎？
- 好啦

197
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那就好

198
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,958
那就好

199
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,666
談判人員打來沒？

200
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:53,000
- 有，打來講一堆屁話
- 他講什麼？

201
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,750
講一堆狗屁

202
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,083
他們包圍整棟大樓

203
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,958
霹靂小組要來了，老生常談

204
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,833
- 警察每次都這樣
- 一點想像力都沒有

205
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,541
你有說你要多少嗎？

206
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,208
有啊，八十萬

207
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,500
你不覺得太少了嗎？

208
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,583
我不貪心，又有好工作
這裡的人全都加入工會了

209
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,333
真怪

210
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,750
那你幹嘛這樣？

211
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,666
因為我有遠大的夢想，又沒辦法兼差

212
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,708
安啦，我都想好了，一定成功

213
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告訴我吧

214
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,625
好，我一直用頭戴式裝置學開飛機

215
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,458
超真的，飛行模擬器

216
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,375
我會叫警察在屋頂停直升機

217
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,250
然後我把駕駛員丟下樓，超簡單

218
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:40,083
然後我想帶著手下
飛到邊界，可能是墨西哥

219
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懂我意思嗎？跳傘下來

220
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簡單點，不要太複雜
我朋友查到墨西哥的土倫有間民宿

221
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好嗎？我告訴你，他們還有高級床單

222
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高級保養品，好嗎？

223
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,791
香氛蠟燭，都是專賣店來的

224
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:58,083
隔一條街就有高空滑索，要活就要動

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我想，靠，我在那邊住到春假吧

226
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好，你要現金還是轉帳？

227
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轉帳，然後弄到區塊鏈

228
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,750
你要研究區塊鏈，未來趨勢

229
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我不知道耶，區塊鏈...太容易追蹤了

230
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我覺得也許...現金吧
我不知道有沒有跟你講過

231
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:24,250
可是我跟那邊的經理處得不錯

232
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,916
也許能叫他打開後面的金庫

233
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,875
真的？裡面有什麼？

234
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,000
銀行資產啊，我在想

235
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,541
也許你能讓我拿一點...

236
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:36,666
沒問題，應該的，你一直都很打拚

237
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,083
這是應該的

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00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,666
好，我去講講看

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你去吧，使出三寸不爛之舌

240
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,083
我相信你，真的

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拜託，我們討論過了...

242
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,083
所以

243
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他們要一千萬

244
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一千萬美元？

245
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,541
太離譜了

246
00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:01,083
幹你媽閉嘴，不然我殺了你！

247
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,458
好

248
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,333
他們要一千萬還有直升機

249
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,666
不然我們開始殺證人

250
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,750
我會跟他們說你拒絕，砰砰...

251
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,458
沒關係，我們的現金都在金庫裡

252
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,333
可是我沒有金庫門的密碼

253
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,583
當然沒有，但是在哪裡？

254
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,000
不知道，我職等不夠高

255
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:26,083
可是如果有的話，一定在主管辦公室

256
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,541
我不知道是哪間

257
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,291
也許在總經理室

258
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,875
馬上回來，別亂跑

259
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:35,833
好

260
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:04,666
大叔

261
00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:08,125
不用掃了啦，有人搶銀行

262
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,708
你可能就回家吧

263
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:13,000
巴克雷先生叫我掃，我就掃

264
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,500
小黑，你剛才說什麼？

265
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,333
講話小心點，年輕人

266
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:25,666
我們家族好幾代都為法戈先生工作

267
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,708
法戈先生待人刻薄

268
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,000
但是在1863年1月2日這天

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法戈先生把這家銀行
和所有資產賣給巴克雷先生

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巴克雷先生是最好的雇主

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對我不薄

272
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,833
他吃飯，我們就能吃飯

273
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:52,000
所以巴克雷先生叫我掃地

274
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我就掃地

275
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,750
不好意思，年輕人

276
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地板可不會自己變乾淨

277
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:09,500
上帝要攪動這池水...

278
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:24,458
（總經理）

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00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,625
喂

280
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,291
您有對方付費電話，發話人是...

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老鄉

282
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,666
...溫佛瑞監獄的受刑人

283
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,458
如果要接聽，請說“五”或按“五”

284
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,583
喂

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00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,666
兄弟，最近怎麼樣？

286
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,750
靠，我人在銀行，你呢？

287
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,500
太好了，因為我要請你幫忙

288
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,166
給我一點錢，現在推出新機了

289
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,750
我想買新手機

290
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,208
靠，我也想

291
00:16:56,208 --> 00:17:00,000
可是有人正在搶銀行，能晚一點嗎？

292
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,541
你跟提摩西在一起啊？

293
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,208
你怎麼知道？

294
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,208
靠，牢裡風聲傳得快

295
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,750
你去那邊幹嘛？你通常馬上就走了

296
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,333
靠，我來辦貸款，可是銀行要搞我

297
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,000
每次都這樣

298
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:19,083
拒絕核貸、洗腦、把關

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00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,416
老套

300
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,958
幹他媽的，別忍受偏見或種族歧視

301
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:28,041
沒關係，地址給我，我一出去就...

302
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,625
獄方會監聽並錄下您的通話

303
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,666
靠，我真的謝謝你情義相挺

304
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,541
我今天真的很不順

305
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,500
超級不順的

306
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,000
我再跟你聯絡，你現在也很忙

307
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,333
不過保重喔

308
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,458
保重

309
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,875
但是在1863年1月2日這天

310
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,375
法戈先生把這家銀行...

311
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:39,375
上帝要攪動這池水...

312
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,250
我為什麼要跟你交往？

313
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,833
你是銀行搶匪耶

314
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:15,541
我不是銀行搶匪，我是醫療助理

315
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:18,708
只是偶爾跟朋友打劫，人都需要嗜好

316
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,250
這不是重罪嗎？

317
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,875
那是妳說的

318
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:24,666
我又高又帥，好嗎？

319
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:28,625
淺棕色的健康膚色
牙齒都是真的，跟我聯絡吧

320
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,916
妳出去以後追蹤我的IG吧？

321
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:36,666
北邊加底線加提夏洛，別忘了喔

322
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,208
我說實話，妳們超美的

323
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,958
我們很相配，懂嗎？

324
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,416
我在忙啦，兄弟

325
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,000
- 我可以改...
- 有問題

326
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,666
警方已經包圍銀行

327
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:49,416
- 你們逃不了的
- 等一下

328
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,916
放下武器，高舉雙手走出來

329
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,750
搞屁啊？

330
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,791
我們怎麼是第二組搶匪？

331
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,916
說實話，你是今天第一組搶匪

332
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,000
- 但是有人偷過了
- 偷跟搶有什麼差別？

333
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:08,166
簡單，喬治克隆尼那招叫偷

334
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,166
皇后拉蒂法

335
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,250
叫做搶

336
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,416
皇后拉蒂法！

337
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:21,875
幹...

338
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,291
- 好好發洩吧
- 幹他媽的皇后拉蒂法！

339
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,583
我們不去土倫了？

340
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,541
幹他媽土倫！我們沒錢啦，提摩西！

341
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,625
好啦，尼基

342
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,958
你娘卡好咧！

343
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,000
- 來吧
- 幹！

344
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,208
沒關係，我們可以勸他

345
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:42,291
幹，媽的咧！

346
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,375
沒關係啦

347
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,250
（赤字）

348
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,458
我剛才太激動了嗎？

349
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,333
有一點

350
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:57,375
我覺得你好像在壓抑什麼

351
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,041
如果想跟我聊聊，在這裡講很安全

352
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,125
你還記得我講過的，像是

353
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:12,458
計畫一定會成功
像是土倫那些的嗎？

354
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,250
計畫一點都不成功

355
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,166
我只是在講大話

356
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:22,583
其實

357
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,583
我只是想要有點自信

358
00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:32,250
我想...往上爬，跟你一樣，兄弟

359
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,791
跟這些白人平起平坐

360
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:39,208
他們連貸款都不給我

361
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,375
真的？

362
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,291
真的啦，但是沒關係
因為我今天上了一課

363
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,250
金錢不是一切

364
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:50,166
你看這些人

365
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,791
他們當然有錢有勢，可是...

366
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,125
他們很醜陋

367
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,708
超醜陋的

368
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,750
重點是

369
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,291
真正的快樂發自內心

370
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,250
說實話，兄弟，你真的是希望的明燈

371
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,916
我盡量啦

372
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,333
- 我要出去了
- 好

373
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,916
- 不早了
- 我真的很高興你在這裡

374
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,333
- 沒問題
- 對啊

375
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:26,458
沒問題，我給個良心建議

376
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:31,083
電影裡的搶匪每次都會釋放兩個人質

377
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,375
也許你能用上

378
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,416
你真的好聰明，兄弟

379
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,416
早知道就找你一起來搶了

380
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,166
- 下次打給我吧
- 沒問題，真的

381
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,250
你要找誰？

382
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,791
他在招手了

383
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,000
他就是經理

384
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,416
來吧，西裝男

385
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:02,833
到土倫時跟我說，我去找你

386
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,500
- 沒問題，再見
- 沒問題

387
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,125
舉起雙手走出來

388
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,541
- 你尿失禁嗎？
- 沒有，我天生汗多

389
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:23,208
《文斯小子》

390
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:26,708
劇名：《黑生意》

391
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,541
你們都做低利貸款？

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00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,208
對

393
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,708
媽的雙手舉起來！手舉高！

394
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,708
你還好吧？

395
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,083
還好，你會熱嗎？

396
00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,083
- 你最好不要...
- 他有槍！

397
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:56,583
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