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INI KARYA REKAAN

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SEBARANG PERSAMAAN DENGAN
KEJADIAN SEBENAR ADALAH KEBETULAN

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<i>Ingat kawan pantai, laporkan keganasan
sebelum bertindak balas.</i>

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Tak guna.

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Kenapa kita tak pergi Disneyland?

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Awak tak mampu.

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Tiket Park Hopper $900 setiap satu.

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Saya sayang adik saya,
tapi tak sesayang itu.

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Tiket kita berlima
sama dengan harga beg Gucci.

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- Pak Cik Vince...
- Saya bukan pak cik awak.

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Kita akan jumpa Dude?

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- Dude tak wujud, tahu?
- Apa?

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Dia lelaki yang pakai sut,
macam Steve Harvey.

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Boleh makan ayam?

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Awak ada duit?

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Okey semua, pakai fon kepala.

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Tolong kurangkan mengarut awak.

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- Mengarut?
- Ya. Jangan buat bodoh.

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Hari ini hari jadi Dee Dee.
Dia mengagumi awak.

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Dee Dee tak peduli.
Awak tahu kalau betul awak sayang.

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- Merayu minta ayam konon.
- Tunggu.

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Ini bukan ayam goreng biasa.

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Baik awak ikut saja,
kalau tidak, siap awak.

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<i>Selamat datang ke Surf City.
Bersedia untuk berseronok!</i>

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- Ayuh cepatlah.
- Pasti renyah.

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<i>Taman air sudah ditutup.</i>

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Dee Dee, mari kakak letak pin hari jadi.

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<i>Bersemadilah dengan aman
kepada yang terkorban semasa tragedi.</i>

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Boleh ambilkan pin hari jadi
dari pusat maklumat?

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Mari kita ambil gambar.

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Ia tak bergerak langsung. Kalau dah...

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Tumpang tanya.

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Tunggu kejap.

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Boleh saya bantu?

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- Saya nak pin hari jadi.
- Kami sedang rehat.

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Kalau dapat satu set,
saya tak nak pakai sekali sebab...

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Samalah.

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Ia untuk awak?

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Pentingkah?

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Ya. Pin untuk budak-budak sahaja.

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Awak dewasa.

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Bagi sajalah.

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Jangan biadab.

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Tunjukkan budak itu.

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Itu anak awak?

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Bukan. Dia dari Make-A-Wish.

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Siapa nama awak?

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<i>Jangan lupa cuba
ayam goreng terkenal kami.</i>

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- Hei...
- Saya benci kamu.

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- Siaplah. Tunggu saya habis kerja.
- Jangan kembali.

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Okey, semua sebut "Cheese".

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- Terima kasih.
- Saya di kereta.

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Masuk dalam gambar.

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<i>Kanak-kanak mesti ditemani
orang dewasa yang sama bangsa.</i>

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Jangan rapat.

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Okey, berdiri rapat semua.
Satu, dua, tiga, senyum!

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- Kenapa dengan Dude?
- Apa maksud awak?

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Saya rasa dia tenung kita.

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Awak tak nampak matanya pun.

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Mari panggil dia ambil gambar sekali.

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Tunggulah.

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Dude!

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- Masa untuk main mainan!
- Ya!

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- Ke tepilah!
- Boleh belah!

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- Awak boleh belah, tak guna!
- Ke tepi!

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Perut saya sakit. Bila kita nak makan?

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Awak tak beri mereka makan
sebelum ke sini?

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Tak, Deshaun sudah.

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Kenapa tak semua?

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Saya tak tahu
apa mereka tak boleh makan.

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Pentingkah? Tak boleh makan di sini?
Nak makan ayam, bukan?

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Ya, tapi barisan panjang gila tadi.

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Mungkin mereka tak nak.

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Kami nak ayam!

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Saya nak kentang goreng.

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Tak cukup duit, sayang.
Mak tahu ia bukan yang terbaik.

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Mak terpaksa kumpul duit untuk ke sini.
Kita makan apa yang ada, ya?

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Maaf.

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Mat.

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Kami nampak macam gelandangan?
Saya tak nak duit awak.

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Seterusnya!

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Saya nak...

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Daging gelap atau putih?

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- Daging gelap.
- Dah habis.

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Daging putihlah.

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Miguel, ada daging putih di belakang?

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Itu pun habis.

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Apa yang ada?

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Hei, celaka. Bagi orang lain buat pesanan.

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Kalau awak nak makan,
datang balik waktu makan malam.

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Macamlah tempat ini Popeye's.

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Apa khabar, Loc?
Hei, suruh Mookie telefon saya.

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Sekejap. Itu ayam?

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Hei, kami tak ada ayam untuk awak!

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Di belakang sana penggoreng saya.

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Maksudnya itu ayam saya.

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Itu pula kawan saya, mat.

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Ya, okey.

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Seterusnya!

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- Ya?
<i>- Awak di mana?</i>

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<i>Jika telefon anda tiada liputan,</i>

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<i>kami tak boleh buat apa-apa.</i>

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<i>Maafkan kami.</i>

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Hei.

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Apa cerita?

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Cari ayam?

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Tahu ada di mana?

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Mungkin ada restoran lain.

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Kononnya.

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"Kononnya"?

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Ikut jalan bata kuning.

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- Tahu di mana Splash Town?
- Ya.

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Jalan melepasinya.

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Selepas beberapa minit, ada karusel.

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Jalan terus.
Awak akan nampak terowong gelap.

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Jalan ke arah menaik, bukan turun.

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Ia ada di situ, sebelah Ocean Madness.

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Pintu merah.

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Saya hargainya.

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Hati-hati di sana, Vince.

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APA SAJA DEMI CINTA

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Lantaklah.

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AYAM GORENG

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Apa khabar?

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Apa sajalah. Saya nak 20 ketul ayam
dengan kentang Tidal Tots.

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Set itu ada roti ban?

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Yalah. Tambah sajalah.

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Serta lemonad.

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Tak nak coleslaw.

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100

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10

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Mahalnya.

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DIMASAK PANAS-PANAS
KAMI TELEFON ANDA

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Hentikan! Saya nak turun!

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Kenapa, Jeremy?

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Nenek saya tak beri saya duit.

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Usah risau.
Ambil apa saja yang awak nak, okey?

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Maaf mengganggu. Apa khabar?

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Hari ini hari jadi adik saya.
Deshaun, mari sini.

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Di laman web kamu,

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kamu tawarkan diskaun hari jadi.

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Bagaimana nak dapat diskaun itu?

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Dee Dee, tunjukkan pin awak.

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Apa? Tidak! Kamu mencuri.

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Curi?

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- Ya.
- Tiada sesiapa yang mencuri.

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Saya nampak budak itu mencuri.

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Si tembam itu pun sama.
Nasib baik saya tak telefon pengawal.

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Pertama sekali,
Surf City kodi tak ada pengawal.

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Kedua, buat apa saya curi baju-T $10?
Saya ada duitlah.

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Awak tak ada duit.

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Kalau berduit, awak pergi Disneyland.

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Berambuslah.

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Memang betul. Ayuh!

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- Tunggu, bayar dulu!
- Kami tak nak bayar!

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Saya akan suruh
teman lelaki saya belasah awak.

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- Siapa?
- Vince Staples!

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Siapa Vince Staples?

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Hei, siapa Vince Staples?

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PERSEMBAHAN SILAP MATA

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Helo, encik!

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Charlotte, ada penonton.

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Charlotte!

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Terima kasih.

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Maaf, dah lama tak ada orang.

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Kami amat gembira encik sertai kami
dalam persembahan gilang-gemilang ini.

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Siapa nama encik?

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Vince.

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Vince, awak percayakan silap mata?

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- Tidak.
- Tidak?

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Percayalah, selepas malam ini,
awak akan percaya.

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Silap mata antara misteri tertua manusia.

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Houdini, Copperfield, Christ!

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Selama berabad-abad,
kami buat orang kagum,

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buat orang terhibur

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dan memaksa manusia
berfikir di luar kotak.

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Ada sukarelawan?

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Charlotte, mari!

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Pembantu cantik saya, Charlotte.

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Akhir-akhir ini Charlotte sakit perut.

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Betul tak, Charlotte?

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Usah risau, Vince. Saya akan rawat dia.

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Charlotte, tolong saya.

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Saya nak awak baring,
letak kepala di sini dan kaki di sana.

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Vince, maaf berkata begini.

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Nampaknya kita perlu buat pembedahan

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dengan gergaji elektrik!

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Direka untuk potong kayu.

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Saya akan guna blok kayu ini.

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Bilah gergaji akan lalu blok kayu
yang saya akan letak di atas Charlotte.

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Baiklah, bersedia.

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Dalam kiraan tiga, kita akan mula.

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Satu! Dua!

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Tiga! Saya mulakan, Charlotte!

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Charlotte, hallelujah!

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Awak dah sembuh!

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Jangan pergi! Saya perlukan penonton!

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Ramai mati dalam silap mata seterusnya.

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Ya, ia diharamkan di banyak negara,

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tapi di sini, malam ini, di taman ini,

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ia akan dipersembahkan.

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Ia dipanggil...

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"Catch".

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Saya suka mangkuk nanas yang ada nasi...

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- Sudahlah.
- Lain daripada yang lain.

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Hai, mana pengurus?

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<i>Selamat datang ke Surf City...</i>

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Dia marah.

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- Betul-betul marah.
- Boleh kami bantu?

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Ya, saya didiskriminasi
oleh penjual kulit Hitam di kedai.

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<i>Dilarang bergaduh di kawasan taman.</i>

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Itu mustahil.

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- Maaf?
- Orang kulit Hitam tak boleh jadi rasis.

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Rasisme ialah konstruk sosial
disokong oleh penindasan sistematik.

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Kita langsung tiada kuasa.

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Betul.

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Dia kata awak pandang dia
macam awak kulit putih.

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- Susah teka dia orang kulit apa.
- Cuba mencuri.

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Macam Winona Ryder.

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Saya nak bercakap dengan pengurus
sekarang juga.

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Kami sedang rehat.

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HAL YANG MENGHANTUI KITA

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Kenapa awak datang ke sini?

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Untuk sambut hari jadi.

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Awak cinta dia?

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Ya, tapi hari ini bukan hari jadinya.

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Adik dia. Dee Dee.

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Comelnya.

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Saya dah lama di sini.

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Jumpa ramai orang.

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Banyak nafsu. Banyak kebencian.

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Tapi bukan cinta sejati.

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Cinta permulaan dan penamat segalanya.

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Jika awak cari betul-betul,
awak akan jumpa benda yang awak cari.

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Atau orang yang mencari awak.

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- Jom Deshaun!
- Ya, jom Deshaun!

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- Tak nak!
- Pergilah. Tentu seronok!

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Saya takut.

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Kakak boleh teman saya?

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Kakak tak nak cuba Naga Lemas.

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Vince boleh temankan?

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Ya, tapi tak boleh
nak telefon dia sekarang.

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Vince okey?

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Jangan risau tentang dia,
sebab dia tak risau pasal kita.

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<i>Angkat tangan dan jerit!</i>

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Deja!

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Janganlah berkunci!

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Alamak! Tunggu...

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Belasah dia!

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Helo?

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Boleh bagi sos pedas?

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PERASA
25 SEN SATU

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TIADA BAKI

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Bagi semua!

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PINTU MERAH

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<i>Assalamualaikum!</i>

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<i>Salam Ramadan kepada yang berpuasa.</i>

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<i>Pastikan anda beli snek senja
di gerai halal.</i>

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Ke mana awak pergi?

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Awak tinggalkan saya!

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Awak tinggikan suara?

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Suruh saya pergi merata taman
untuk beli ayam goreng!

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<i>Selamat hari jadi</i>

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<i>Selamat hari jadi, Deshaun</i>

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<i>Selamat hari jadi...</i>

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