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Here comes Lucky!
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And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.
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Right behind him
by the three against the rail
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as they head down
the front stretch...
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Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.
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Down the backstretch...
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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.
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- A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.
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Look who's Big Money in seven.
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- No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.
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- Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.
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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.
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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.
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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.
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- It's two o'clock.
- It's five 'til.
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- Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfway
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- through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.
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- Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f--
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Y'all fixing to place a bet?
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Just a sec, darling.
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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.
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- Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.
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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.
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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?
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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.
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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.
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Now who's the pussy?
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Get the fucking cab.
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All right.
And they're off.
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Gonna fuck it all up!
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What the fuck, A.J.?
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Sweetchuck hard-charging...
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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...
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Run! Run! Run! Come on!
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Now he's two lengths ahead.
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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!
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And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!
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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!
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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!
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Some chud's ganking it.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We're screwed.
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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?
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A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Hey! Hey, buddy!
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I got an easy 50!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!
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You almost hit that car!
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Fuck! Moose...
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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?
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Moose, Moose...
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[boy] Come on! Come on!
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Where the heck
have you guys been?
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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.
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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.
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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.
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- What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.
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Hey, butt fuck!
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You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.
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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.
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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.
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Fuck off.
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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?
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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?
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- Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.
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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.
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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.
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Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.
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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!
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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.
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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?
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Because every chaperone
on this bus
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is fucking staring at us.
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What?
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- Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?
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Who'd you like in the 8th?
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, what's the wort at?
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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.
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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast
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and put her to bed.
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Home sweet home.
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Squeeze that airlock in.
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- Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.
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How could it be leaking?
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Let's check the pH
on the lagers.
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Booyah. What are you feeling?
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Let's go pilsner.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.
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Whoa.
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Looks bright.
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Spritzy.
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Mm. Wow.
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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!
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- We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.
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Mm! Let's go with that.
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- What?
- Real Beer. For the label.
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I found a printer
in Tecumseh.
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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.
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I dig it.
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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.
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Okay, hit me.
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It's time to expand
the operation.
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All right, so look, dude,
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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.
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Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuff
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compared to what we could do
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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.
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- A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.
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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops
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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm
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where this thing
is running itself.
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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.
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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.
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Fuck!
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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.
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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.
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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.
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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.
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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out
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the right foot soldiers
to bring in.
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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?
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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.
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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.
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Handle all the recruiting.
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Fuck!
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That was a fucking neck shot!
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- Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.
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So are we in agreement
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that transpo's
our number one concern?
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Hundred percent.
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And until this operation's
got wheels,
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if feels like it's dead
in the water.
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Okay, hear me out.
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Fuck, these are awesome.
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Tom, we're good to go.
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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?
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- Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.
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I'm talking about Gary.
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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.
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- Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.
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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.
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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know what?
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Here's a little something
for you.
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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,
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because that's where
all the action is.
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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.
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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,
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plus we gotta float the gas.
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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.
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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?
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Yeah, twice a week.
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It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.
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- That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.
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It's actually
a really boss idea.
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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.
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This fucker's
double O-C too.
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Huh?
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Fucking limo, asshole.
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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.
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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.
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Why would we need
a bag phone?
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In case we gotta move
on some shit
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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.
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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.
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- Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.
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- I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.
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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling
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in so much fucking dough
this summer.
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♪ Rollin' down the street ♪
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♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪
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♪ I winked my eye,
she got into the ride ♪
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♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪
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♪ Took her to the hotel ♪
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♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪
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♪ I said, "Be my queen
if you know what I mean" ♪
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♪ And let us do
the wild thing ♪
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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[A.J.] Yo, I'm home.
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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.
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What's going on?
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How was the field trip, boys?
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Oh, like the best ever.
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Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.
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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.
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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.
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Jesus, what?
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No. Why?
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Are you trying
to hide something from us?
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Oh, he is. Big time.
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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.
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It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird.
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It's just a set of hands, son.
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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?
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Cigarettes? We--
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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose
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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area
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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.
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I-80 OTB?
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It's an off-track
betting parlor.
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.
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Right across the river bridge
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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.
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Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!
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He emphasized "berserk."
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And the damn neon shirts!
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Awful quiet, Moose.
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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?
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Guilty!
- Moose...
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Chrissy, go to your room.
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- No way.
- In your room, young lady.
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Ugh!
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- Witness stand.
- No.
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No, I'm not...
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There's been
a pattern with you two.
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- An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.
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- We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state lines
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to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?
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We're not hanging out.
We're working.
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- Working!
- Oh, my God!
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- You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?
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00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,170
Okay, no on the dope,
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and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.
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You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral
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or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.
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Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?
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No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.
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The system? What is the system?
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A secret system
for big-money long shots.
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You're 14 years old!
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You don't have
a fricking system!
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Dude, I am so fucking sorry.
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The Judge started doing
the lip thing,
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and I just fucking panicked.
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Did you tell them
about the system?
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They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.
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I'm grounded.
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Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
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This rat-fucks
our whole plan.
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There is no plan.
We're done.
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No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.
248
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,920
I've got one week
to find a legit job
249
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,443
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.
250
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,054
Full tilt? What do you mean?
251
00:11:04,184 --> 00:11:05,577
Baseball.
Bible camp.
252
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,318
Weekends at her auction crew.
253
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:10,277
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.
254
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,715
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.
255
00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,455
She made no mention
of hiring you.
256
00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:19,330
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.
257
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:22,812
Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?
258
00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,770
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.
259
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,729
- I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.
260
00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:28,861
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.
261
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,167
Easy peasy.
262
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,647
All right?
263
00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,388
- See ya, pussy.
- See ya.
264
00:12:30,444 --> 00:12:32,620
What if we doubled
the batch?
265
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,100
And then had only
one foot soldier
266
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,276
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?
267
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,974
Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?
268
00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:40,628
No--Look, the company's fucked.
269
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,979
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage
270
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,632
and suck-ass hours.
271
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,982
Excuse me.
272
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,165
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.
273
00:12:55,295 --> 00:12:56,949
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.
274
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,211
Give it to me.
275
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,823
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.
276
00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:05,218
Fuck, dude. My neck!
277
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,872
Forecast.
278
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,835
Boom! Right in the breadbasket!
279
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,968
And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.
280
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,752
Is it piss?
281
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,059
Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.
282
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,453
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.
283
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,542
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!
284
00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:26,326
It's open season, limp dicks.
285
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,589
You never know when,
you never know where.
286
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,418
- Pussies!
- Whoo!
287
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,821
You boys all right?
288
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,824
That's piss, ain't it?
289
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,828
Yeah, it's piss.
290
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:57,575
Holy shit!
291
00:13:58,532 --> 00:13:59,707
Shane!
292
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,013
What the fuck?
293
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,797
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?
294
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,190
- Shotgun.
- No fucking way.
295
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,322
Get in the back, mutant.
296
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,412
What's up, Eagle?
297
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:13,591
Fucking A...
298
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:16,028
This is why you're in the back.
299
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,813
Hold on to your fucking tits.
300
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:20,554
Fuck the Carmichaels.
301
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,296
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.
302
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,995
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.
303
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,083
I mean...
304
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:28,823
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.
305
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:32,001
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.
306
00:14:32,131 --> 00:14:34,655
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?
307
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,919
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.
308
00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:39,225
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.
309
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,271
The town's still covered
in yellow.
310
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:43,186
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.
311
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,839
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.
312
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,493
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
313
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,365
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.
314
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,715
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?
315
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,852
Fuck!
316
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,552
Seriously?
317
00:15:01,682 --> 00:15:03,119
You turds made this?
318
00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:04,381
Yeah.
319
00:15:05,599 --> 00:15:07,645
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.
320
00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:10,126
And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.
321
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,824
Copy that.
322
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,920
Moment of truth.
323
00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:29,145
Well?
324
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974
Goddamn, fellas.
325
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:33,453
It's not shit.
326
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:39,285
- It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!
327
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,852
Oh, yeah, dude!
328
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,593
That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!
329
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,901
All, right, can we put you down
for a case?
330
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,295
Whoo!
331
00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:53,908
Well, you know the rules.
332
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,259
No glass on deck.
333
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,783
Yes, sir.
334
00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,626
The water's piss-warm, dude.
335
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:19,586
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.
336
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,545
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.
337
00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:23,242
- You think you can hook us up?
- No.
338
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,028
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.
339
00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:27,768
Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,
340
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,727
but definitely
not on you.
341
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:33,209
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.
342
00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:36,255
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.
343
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,952
With what?
344
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,389
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.
345
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,608
What thing?
- That thing.
346
00:16:42,348 --> 00:16:43,871
The Snack Shack.
347
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:47,919
So does their family,
like, own it or something?
348
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,138
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.
349
00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:50,400
Yo, toss me your keys.
350
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,315
I want to see
inside that fucker.
351
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,751
Don't have any.
352
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,187
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.
353
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,059
Okay, so they rent it
from the city?
354
00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:59,148
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.
355
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,846
- Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.
356
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,326
I think they bid it out
357
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,979
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.
358
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,764
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?
359
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,462
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.
360
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,253
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
361
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,951
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,
362
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,909
get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,
363
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,216
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.
364
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,751
Yo! Shit pig.
365
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,535
You all right?
366
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,364
Huh? Me?
367
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,801
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?
368
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,891
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...
369
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:34,025
- Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw--
370
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,896
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?
371
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,421
No. No, it's not
like him at all.
372
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,552
- I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.
373
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,250
Seriously.
374
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,818
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.
375
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:45,950
Sorry.
376
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,909
What is that?
377
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,694
My hanky?
378
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,653
Your hanky?
379
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,699
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.
380
00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:58,005
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?
381
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,268
Just temporarily.
382
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,967
Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.
383
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,882
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.
384
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,013
So...
385
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,714
Why are you doing that?
386
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:13,020
It's a free country, shit pig.
387
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,588
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.
388
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:21,681
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.
389
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,031
She made it out
like you were a real catch.
390
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,469
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?
391
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,861
Doi.
392
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,734
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,
393
00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:32,866
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.
394
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,346
Hmm.
395
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,392
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?
396
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,438
Is that marijuana?
397
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,831
What? Are you allergic?
398
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,400
Oh, shit.
399
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,840
What is happening right now?
400
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,972
I just, uh...
401
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:53,974
It's dinner.
402
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,108
I should go.
403
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,544
I guess so.
404
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,067
See you around, shit pig.
405
00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,723
Sooey!
406
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,341
So, how's the job hunt
coming along?
407
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:13,994
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.
408
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,387
Watch the sass back.
409
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,781
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.
410
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:21,393
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.
411
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,916
It's polo style this year.
412
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,049
- And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.
413
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,572
I designed them.
414
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,966
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?
415
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:30,489
Now that's an idea.
416
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,796
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.
417
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:34,841
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.
418
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,278
- God bless you.
- Bless you.
419
00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:37,931
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.
420
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,324
- No fricks.
- No fricks.
421
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,021
- Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.
422
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,285
- Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.
423
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,340
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.
424
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,820
Does it involve Moose?
425
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,517
No. It's over at Beaumont's.
426
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,390
- There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.
427
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,480
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,
428
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,220
start some kind of lawn empire.
429
00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:10,877
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.
430
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,879
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.
431
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,794
Watch the sass back.
432
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,144
- Ten p.m.
- Ten?
433
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,321
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--
434
00:21:19,451 --> 00:21:21,235
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.
435
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,194
Eleven.
436
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,022
Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.
437
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,241
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.
438
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:29,243
- We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!
439
00:21:29,374 --> 00:21:30,636
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.
440
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,334
Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey!
441
00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:34,379
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.
442
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,687
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.
443
00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:39,123
- Sold now.
- Sold!
444
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:43,475
♪ I was clowning in class
like I usually do... ♪
445
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,479
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.
446
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,133
Two cases is pussy.
447
00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:50,917
Look at all these
college kids.
448
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:52,702
We gotta partner up
with some frats.
449
00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:54,834
Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,
450
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,793
fucking Peru State.
451
00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:58,925
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.
452
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,100
Easy.
453
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,417
Hey, watch where you're going, prep.
454
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,811
- Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?
455
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,205
We got a problem here?
456
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,207
There is so not a problem.
457
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,384
I didn't know
he was with you.
458
00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:24,298
Sorry. It won't happen again.
459
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:30,043
Shane fucking Workman!
460
00:22:37,311 --> 00:22:39,401
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.
461
00:22:39,531 --> 00:22:41,925
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.
462
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,584
Hey, what's up, boys?
463
00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:50,412
Who the fuck
are you assholes?
464
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,545
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.
465
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,329
We're the guys behind Real Beer.
466
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,766
Real Beer?
467
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,637
Yeah, that beer you're drinking.
468
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,465
Wh-- You made this?
469
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:01,988
Yeah, man.
470
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,599
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,
471
00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:06,515
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.
472
00:23:06,645 --> 00:23:08,168
How old are you guys?
473
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,735
- Fourteen.
- Sixteen.
474
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,304
Almost fifteen.
475
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,088
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.
476
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,134
You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?
477
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,615
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.
478
00:23:20,006 --> 00:23:21,399
Huh?
479
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,097
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!
480
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,014
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack
481
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,668
out of the pool this summer.
482
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,278
Yeah. So what?
483
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:32,758
Well, Shane had mentioned
484
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,978
that you guys might need
some extra hands.
485
00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:37,110
- Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.
486
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,025
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?
487
00:23:40,026 --> 00:23:41,201
We do all right.
488
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:42,464
Mm-hmm.
489
00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:45,467
What's it cost to rent it out?
490
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,993
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.
491
00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:52,474
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.
492
00:23:52,604 --> 00:23:55,955
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.
493
00:23:56,608 --> 00:24:00,046
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.
494
00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:05,051
What's the pH at?
495
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,750
It's a hair over 5.2.
496
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:11,623
All right.
I should go.
497
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,930
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.
498
00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:16,367
It's not. Look, dude,
499
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,414
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,
500
00:24:20,545 --> 00:24:22,721
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.
501
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,767
Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?
502
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,769
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.
503
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,336
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.
504
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,295
Yeah? So, look,
505
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,254
I want to pitch you an idea.
506
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,430
The whole kit and caboodle?
507
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,216
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.
508
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,872
Take off those glasses.
509
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:45,439
Is there a problem here?
510
00:24:50,444 --> 00:24:52,098
- Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let you
511
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:54,057
talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.
512
00:24:54,187 --> 00:24:56,886
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.
513
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,671
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.
514
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:02,152
- Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power players
515
00:25:02,282 --> 00:25:04,197
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.
516
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,026
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.
517
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,813
Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.
518
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,771
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.
519
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,381
No, that's Neil Bruning.
520
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,209
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.
521
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,385
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.
522
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,431
A.J.
523
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,477
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?
524
00:25:25,784 --> 00:25:27,699
We're entrepreneurs.
525
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,396
All right, last on the agenda:
526
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,877
the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.
527
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,836
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?
528
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:37,274
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.
529
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,710
To the tune of--
530
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,451
- Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.
531
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:45,195
That is three thousand
and one...
532
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,764
USD.
533
00:25:48,894 --> 00:25:50,809
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.
534
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:51,854
In singles?
535
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,333
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,
536
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:54,770
but the council
will consider all bids,
537
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,032
proposed or otherwise.
538
00:25:56,162 --> 00:25:57,860
- Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.
539
00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,775
And the Bravos?
540
00:25:59,905 --> 00:26:01,603
It looks like a check for...
541
00:26:03,082 --> 00:26:04,301
$300.
542
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,479
Well, boys,
543
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:11,264
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.
544
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,490
What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?
545
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,883
We have spent the last two hours
546
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,014
- trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?
547
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,060
Here, that's 400 right there.
548
00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:25,975
400?[Judge] Where's the rest?
549
00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,977
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.
550
00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:29,718
This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?
551
00:26:29,848 --> 00:26:31,720
No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up!
552
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:33,765
We went down
to the city council meeting
553
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:37,073
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.
554
00:26:37,203 --> 00:26:40,424
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?
555
00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:42,252
Actually, we bid three.
556
00:26:42,382 --> 00:26:44,341
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.
557
00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:46,169
Supplies and stuff?
558
00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:48,388
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!
559
00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,307
Hello? Carters.
560
00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,048
Les?
561
00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:57,702
I just found
a still in my basement.
562
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,922
The boys are making alcohol.
563
00:27:05,971 --> 00:27:08,670
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.
564
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,759
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.
565
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,239
It's a science project.
566
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,415
Oh, bullshit!
567
00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:19,115
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.
568
00:27:19,245 --> 00:27:20,246
No.
569
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,422
No. No!
570
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:31,301
What is wrong with you?
571
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,618
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?
572
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,361
And our lucky 16th caller
573
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,320
will receive not one,
574
00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:53,671
but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live
575
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,673
this September
at the Orpheum.
576
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:59,068
Again, that's 187-3348
577
00:27:59,198 --> 00:28:00,634
for the studio line.
578
00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:02,288
Coming up at the top
of the hour,
579
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,509
we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.
580
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,167
How could you?
581
00:28:11,297 --> 00:28:13,517
That money was for college.
582
00:28:14,387 --> 00:28:15,911
Or a car.
583
00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,091
Mom...
584
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:41,588
Oh, man.
585
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,330
This place is wrecked.
586
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,768
It's a... It's a total shithole.
587
00:28:48,682 --> 00:28:49,640
Yeah.
588
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:52,948
But it's our shithole.
589
00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,530
Fuck.
590
00:29:13,446 --> 00:29:14,534
Where's the fridge?
591
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,145
How the fuck should I know?
592
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,148
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.
593
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,412
That's a double punch
to the dick.
594
00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:25,719
Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!
595
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:27,199
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.
596
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,158
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.
597
00:29:29,288 --> 00:29:30,942
We need this fucker
spick-and-span
598
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:32,988
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.
599
00:29:33,118 --> 00:29:34,946
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?
600
00:29:37,035 --> 00:29:38,515
- Are you for real?
- Yeah.
601
00:29:38,645 --> 00:29:40,430
I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.
602
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,911
- Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.
603
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,695
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.
604
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,176
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.
605
00:29:47,306 --> 00:29:49,482
- What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.
606
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,049
No, we're not fucked.
607
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,834
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.
608
00:29:52,964 --> 00:29:54,792
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.
609
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,272
All right, look, have a smoke.
610
00:29:56,402 --> 00:29:57,447
Okay.
611
00:30:02,887 --> 00:30:05,629
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.
612
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:07,544
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.
613
00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:10,155
- You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.
614
00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:12,462
- Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?
615
00:30:12,592 --> 00:30:14,507
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.
616
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:17,032
- No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?
617
00:30:17,162 --> 00:30:19,121
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.
618
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,601
God.
You're subhuman.
619
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,429
You know that, right?
620
00:30:24,082 --> 00:30:25,823
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.
621
00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,260
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.
622
00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,045
Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?
623
00:30:30,175 --> 00:30:31,394
I'll be back in a flash.
624
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,541
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,
625
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:52,067
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.
626
00:30:52,197 --> 00:30:55,200
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.
627
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,507
- Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.
628
00:30:57,637 --> 00:30:59,988
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.
629
00:31:00,118 --> 00:31:02,120
Wait, what is all this?
630
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:06,168
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.
631
00:31:11,477 --> 00:31:13,218
No. I don't think so.
632
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:17,657
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack
633
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,530
of milk chocolate Turtles?
634
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:27,189
Yo, here's the sitch.
635
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,540
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty
636
00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:32,237
and all this for the paint job.
637
00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:36,850
- Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.
638
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:38,374
Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.
639
00:31:38,504 --> 00:31:39,853
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.
640
00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:41,377
Pings, Callaways.
641
00:31:41,507 --> 00:31:43,292
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.
642
00:31:43,422 --> 00:31:45,076
Okay.
643
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,252
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,
644
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,167
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster
645
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,908
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.
646
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,693
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.
647
00:31:54,607 --> 00:31:56,958
Yeah, okay, I'm in.
648
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,746
Alrighty, Willy.
649
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,574
Sold.
650
00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:11,146
That's insane.
651
00:32:11,276 --> 00:32:13,844
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.
652
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,889
- Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.
653
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:17,152
Change okay?
654
00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:18,980
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.
655
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,025
Uh, okay, I noticed
656
00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:22,374
all these Wall Street Journals.
Jesus Christ.
657
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,246
Ah! You want to play the market, huh?
658
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,596
- Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...
659
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,991
I've got two words for you.
660
00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:34,212
Tucson Electric.
661
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,866
Tucson Electric?
662
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,216
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.
663
00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:39,913
I don't think so, dude.
664
00:32:40,044 --> 00:32:41,785
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?
665
00:32:41,915 --> 00:32:43,700
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.
666
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,397
1985 yellow.
667
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,312
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.
668
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,488
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.
669
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:52,535
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI
670
00:32:52,665 --> 00:32:54,276
- into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!
671
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,408
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups
672
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:57,931
on a job we haven't
even started yet.
673
00:32:58,062 --> 00:33:00,195
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.
674
00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:12,859
Hey.
675
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,079
Shit pig.
676
00:33:17,777 --> 00:33:19,040
You're looking low.
677
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:21,346
Maybe this'll jazz things up.
678
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,957
What do you think?
679
00:33:26,264 --> 00:33:27,570
It's hideous.
680
00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,225
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.
681
00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:35,012
Wait...
682
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,493
That's another keeper.
683
00:33:37,623 --> 00:33:39,799
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.
684
00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,282
An evolution?
685
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:45,588
Yeah.
686
00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:48,199
Cool.
687
00:33:50,723 --> 00:33:52,551
So, what's your name?
688
00:33:53,204 --> 00:33:55,641
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?
689
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,905
[Leah] Brooke?
690
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:01,647
Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?
691
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,954
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.
692
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,089
Hi, A.J.
693
00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:09,960
Hey.
694
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,529
Summer jobs in Hicksville.
695
00:34:13,659 --> 00:34:15,531
Any ideas?
696
00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:18,534
I don't do polo shirts
or visors.
697
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,711
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...
698
00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:24,148
Hmm, you are flirting with me.
699
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:27,891
Oh, uh, can you swim?
700
00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:32,025
Yeah.
701
00:34:34,593 --> 00:34:35,768
Smell that?
702
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,554
On par with pussy.
703
00:34:39,859 --> 00:34:43,689
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?
704
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,475
I don't know
what you're talking about.
705
00:34:46,605 --> 00:34:48,912
Look, is your mom or dad around?
706
00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:51,088
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.
707
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,438
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.
708
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:55,614
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.
709
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,268
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.
710
00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,618
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,
711
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:00,967
but don't sweat the change.
712
00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:03,144
Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?
713
00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:05,276
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.
714
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,322
All right, here's a little
something for you.
715
00:35:07,452 --> 00:35:09,324
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.
716
00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:17,941
Hold on to this.
717
00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:20,987
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.
718
00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:22,163
You feel me?
719
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,301
What the fuck are you doing?
720
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:32,216
What do you mean?
721
00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,915
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants
722
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:38,353
to Dean the delivery guy?
723
00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:41,051
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.
724
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,531
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.
725
00:35:42,661 --> 00:35:44,228
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.
726
00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:47,710
Lip thing.
727
00:35:48,406 --> 00:35:51,409
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.
728
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:52,758
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.
729
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,151
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.
730
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,239
First week's covered.
731
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,547
And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team.
732
00:35:58,677 --> 00:36:01,767
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.
733
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,161
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.
734
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,468
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.
735
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,731
- Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.
736
00:36:08,861 --> 00:36:10,298
Sucker's only five years old.
737
00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:12,343
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?
738
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:15,694
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?
739
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,174
Yeah. Nuker too.
740
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:18,567
Shit was a steal on Party Line.
741
00:36:18,697 --> 00:36:20,264
Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...
742
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:21,831
for a small fee.
743
00:36:21,961 --> 00:36:23,963
- Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.
744
00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,270
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.
745
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:28,664
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.
746
00:36:28,794 --> 00:36:31,014
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.
747
00:36:31,144 --> 00:36:32,581
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...
748
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,117
♪ Okay,
what is it tonight? ♪
749
00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:52,862
♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪
750
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:55,908
♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪
751
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,388
♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪
752
00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:58,955
♪ Just settle down ♪
753
00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:00,957
♪ Settle down, settle down ♪
754
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:04,874
♪ I'll give you give candy,
give you diamonds ♪
755
00:37:05,004 --> 00:37:07,659
♪ Give you pills, I'll give you
anything you want ♪
756
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,748
Hey.
♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪
757
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,752
♪ I even let you hear the songs
I want to sing ♪
758
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,320
♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪
759
00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:17,582
What's up, shit pig?
760
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,762
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.
761
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:26,722
Hmm.
762
00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:28,767
So is this your little hovel?
763
00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,685
Come on, give me a hand.
764
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:45,871
So...
765
00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:48,091
Talk to your boy yet?
766
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,400
My... my boy?
767
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,490
Yeah, about getting me a job?
768
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:56,839
All right.
769
00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,058
Show me an armpit tow.
770
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,540
On that skanky thing?
771
00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,028
Relax, shit pig.
772
00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,638
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.
773
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,640
Can you stop
calling me that?
774
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:17,860
Never.
775
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,692
This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.
776
00:38:25,084 --> 00:38:26,869
My daddy's an ex-PJ.
777
00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:29,306
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool
778
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:31,961
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.
779
00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:33,702
Holy shit.
780
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,269
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.
781
00:38:37,009 --> 00:38:38,097
See you tomorrow.
782
00:38:39,011 --> 00:38:40,404
Roger, Wilco.
783
00:38:45,017 --> 00:38:46,497
For my scrapbook.
784
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,281
All right.
785
00:38:49,282 --> 00:38:50,893
Walk me home, shit pig?
786
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,375
I gotta get back to it.
787
00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:57,813
Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...
788
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,251
Got it.
789
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:02,861
All right. See ya.
790
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,132
Inventory to sort?
791
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:15,961
That was just sad.
792
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,224
I fucked up, didn't I?
793
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,009
Yeah. Big time.
794
00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,491
Oh!
795
00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:27,625
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
796
00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:32,587
Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!
797
00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:33,675
Mm!
798
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:36,025
Huh. What is going on here, huh?
799
00:39:36,155 --> 00:39:38,941
Oh, where did
your little boy go?
800
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,074
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.
801
00:39:42,205 --> 00:39:45,251
- Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.
802
00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,819
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.
803
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,386
Two hundred and fifteen days
804
00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:51,867
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.
805
00:39:51,997 --> 00:39:54,173
Cakewalk City, BFE.
806
00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:57,176
BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this.
807
00:39:58,656 --> 00:39:59,918
Pretty good.
808
00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:02,443
Hey, another beer, Judge?
809
00:40:02,573 --> 00:40:03,879
Well, all right.
810
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,014
Wow.
811
00:40:10,189 --> 00:40:12,409
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
812
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,629
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.
813
00:40:14,759 --> 00:40:16,282
No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.
814
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:17,980
He's 14.
815
00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:19,851
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.
816
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,679
I might've heard something
about that.
817
00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,725
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,
818
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:26,554
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.
819
00:40:26,684 --> 00:40:28,686
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.
820
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,340
He'd come out a robot.
821
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:32,473
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.
822
00:40:32,603 --> 00:40:34,387
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see
823
00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:36,215
if there's an open slot
this fall.
824
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:37,782
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?
825
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,697
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.
826
00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,264
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.
827
00:40:42,613 --> 00:40:43,962
- Hey there.
- Hey.
828
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,312
Future BMOC.
829
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,619
- What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.
830
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,448
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.
831
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:54,930
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.
832
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,236
Ooh! That's a solid plan.
833
00:40:57,367 --> 00:41:00,413
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.
834
00:41:00,544 --> 00:41:03,895
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?
835
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:07,290
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.
836
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:10,641
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,
837
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:11,903
you feel me?
838
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,297
Yeah.
839
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:17,430
- Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.
840
00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:19,868
- Still on my mind.
- Good answer.
841
00:41:19,998 --> 00:41:21,739
He's got an eye
on Northwestern.
842
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,089
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,
843
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:25,874
you let me know.
844
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:29,399
Taking notes?
845
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:30,618
On what?
846
00:41:30,748 --> 00:41:32,010
Everything.
847
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,665
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
848
00:41:37,581 --> 00:41:39,061
Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.
849
00:41:41,019 --> 00:41:43,935
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.
850
00:41:47,373 --> 00:41:50,202
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T
851
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,639
for the next six years.
852
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:55,686
You really pledging
Sigma Chi?
853
00:41:55,817 --> 00:41:56,818
Fuck no.
854
00:42:03,868 --> 00:42:05,304
What's all this?
855
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:08,656
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.
856
00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,572
Alaska. Next summer.
857
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:13,878
You want in?
858
00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:15,663
I was planning on flying solo,
859
00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:18,187
but I'd make an exception
in your case.
860
00:42:18,317 --> 00:42:20,537
No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.
861
00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:21,973
Oh, don't worry about Jean.
862
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,976
I'll guilt her into it.
863
00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,761
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,
864
00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:27,892
and she knows it.
865
00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,376
Hit that fucker.
866
00:42:36,901 --> 00:42:37,859
Mm.
867
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,993
Kenai. Kodiak.
868
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,169
Denali.
869
00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:46,389
That's grizzly bear country.
870
00:42:47,825 --> 00:42:48,652
You chickenshit?
871
00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:51,829
Hardly.
872
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,275
So, what's something
like this cost?
873
00:43:04,842 --> 00:43:06,888
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.
874
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:09,630
That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...
875
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:11,849
bear spray.
876
00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:17,072
I'll float gas,
everything else.
877
00:43:17,768 --> 00:43:18,639
Are you serious?
878
00:43:18,769 --> 00:43:20,075
As cancer.
879
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:24,079
Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.
880
00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,084
What do you say?
881
00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:31,913
You in or out, Eagle Scout?
882
00:43:32,565 --> 00:43:34,219
In. Yeah. Big time.
883
00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:36,526
All right.
884
00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:40,051
What's that?
885
00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:51,715
Am I doing this right?
886
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,239
Not really feeling anything.
887
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,806
Just give it a sec.
888
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,243
This is good KB from Iowa City.
889
00:44:13,432 --> 00:44:14,564
Moose.
890
00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:16,871
You feeling anything?
891
00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:21,789
Hold this.
892
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:23,704
Thanks.
893
00:44:34,671 --> 00:44:37,456
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.
894
00:44:40,068 --> 00:44:41,722
I think I am starting
to feel something.
895
00:44:43,027 --> 00:44:44,246
Are you all in?
896
00:44:46,204 --> 00:44:47,118
Eagle?
897
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,033
Are you all in?
898
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:53,777
Hey, Eagle.
899
00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:55,431
All you all in?
900
00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:57,694
Hey.
901
00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,914
Buddy. Are you all in?
902
00:45:00,044 --> 00:45:02,525
In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.
903
00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:04,832
I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.
904
00:45:07,312 --> 00:45:08,923
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.
905
00:45:09,053 --> 00:45:10,576
Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?
906
00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:12,056
Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on!
907
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:13,797
Shit or get off the pot!
908
00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:42,043
All in.
909
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,306
My boy's all in.
910
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:48,440
A.J., this is literally
everything.
911
00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:56,666
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.
912
00:46:20,646 --> 00:46:21,691
Fuck!
913
00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:22,648
Oh!
914
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:25,651
Holy fuck!
915
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,305
How the fuck
do you lose?
916
00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:29,525
Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!
917
00:46:29,655 --> 00:46:30,743
That's my fucking boy
right there!
918
00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,310
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!
919
00:46:32,441 --> 00:46:33,616
Fuck you!
920
00:46:33,746 --> 00:46:35,705
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?
921
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,316
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.
922
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:39,622
Go fuck yourself, Shane.
923
00:46:39,752 --> 00:46:41,885
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
924
00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:42,930
You're fucking walking home.
925
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,070
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
926
00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:55,986
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah!
927
00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:57,945
Goddamn Eagle!
928
00:46:58,075 --> 00:46:59,424
Suck my dick, bitch!
929
00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:01,992
All right, hold on, bitches!
930
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:12,698
♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪
931
00:47:15,527 --> 00:47:18,704
♪ 'Cause you're the best girl
that I've ever had ♪
932
00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:24,667
♪ I can't get your love... ♪
Gimme some fries.
933
00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:27,757
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.
934
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:30,847
♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪
935
00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:33,284
♪ And it feels like this ♪
936
00:47:40,378 --> 00:47:42,206
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
937
00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:44,817
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
938
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,285
Hello?
939
00:48:17,415 --> 00:48:18,982
Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?
940
00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:20,723
It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.
941
00:48:20,853 --> 00:48:22,594
The pool?
942
00:48:22,725 --> 00:48:24,553
No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!
943
00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,772
The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.
944
00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:29,950
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.
945
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,777
What?
You gotta bring me ice, dude.
946
00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:33,910
How am I supposed to bring--?
947
00:48:46,183 --> 00:48:47,228
Fucking...
948
00:48:57,064 --> 00:48:59,196
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.
949
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,764
Slam this fucker.
950
00:49:02,286 --> 00:49:03,287
Slam it.
951
00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:09,293
Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in.
952
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:11,556
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.
953
00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:13,080
- You fucking kidding?
- No!
954
00:49:13,210 --> 00:49:14,646
Calling it now.
955
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,654
Thousand-dollar day.
956
00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:27,529
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.
957
00:49:27,659 --> 00:49:29,313
Let's do this shit.
958
00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:31,576
♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪
959
00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:33,491
♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪
960
00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:36,625
♪ Nobody can do the skate
like I do ♪
961
00:49:36,755 --> 00:49:40,150
♪ Nobody can do boogaloo
like I do ♪
962
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:41,586
Who wanted the M&Ms?
963
00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:43,240
Coke, please.
964
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,807
Four hunds, baby!
965
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,114
Yeah!
966
00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:50,117
♪ Nobody but me ♪
967
00:49:50,247 --> 00:49:52,206
♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪
968
00:49:52,336 --> 00:49:54,382
♪ Ain't nobody do it
but me, babe ♪
969
00:49:54,512 --> 00:49:55,992
♪ Nobody but me ♪
970
00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:57,124
♪ Well, let me tell you
nobody ♪
971
00:49:58,864 --> 00:49:59,952
♪ Nobody but me ♪
972
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,042
Nine-fifty, baby!
973
00:50:02,781 --> 00:50:03,782
Nine-fifty?
974
00:50:04,479 --> 00:50:06,002
Nine-fucking-fifty?
975
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:09,614
Nine-fifty?
976
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,834
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
977
00:50:11,964 --> 00:50:13,923
♪ Nobody ♪
978
00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,448
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!
979
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:18,710
Last mag, homey.
980
00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,757
Eleven hundred clams!
981
00:50:21,887 --> 00:50:23,933
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?
982
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:26,066
Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.
983
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:28,633
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.
984
00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:29,939
I'm on it.
985
00:50:32,811 --> 00:50:34,726
Hey, shit pig.
986
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:36,989
Can you float me a Diet Coke?
987
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,643
Shit pig?
988
00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,908
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?
989
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,694
♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no ♪
990
00:50:45,824 --> 00:50:47,435
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
991
00:50:47,565 --> 00:50:48,914
There you go.
992
00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:51,569
Thanks.
993
00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:53,484
Cute friend.
994
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,792
♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪
995
00:50:56,922 --> 00:51:00,100
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
996
00:51:00,230 --> 00:51:01,275
♪ Nobody ♪
997
00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:02,754
You fucking know
that chick?
998
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,234
♪ Nobody ♪
999
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:08,195
Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!
1000
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,154
Holy fucking shit, dude.
1001
00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:12,982
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.
1002
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,723
What the fuck
are you doing?
1003
00:51:14,853 --> 00:51:16,420
It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?
1004
00:51:16,594 --> 00:51:19,162
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.
1005
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:23,514
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.
1006
00:51:25,255 --> 00:51:26,648
This is you.
1007
00:51:26,778 --> 00:51:29,085
- Thank you.
- Drop it!
1008
00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,740
- This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.
1009
00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:33,481
You cannot have both.
1010
00:51:34,786 --> 00:51:35,787
Fine.
1011
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:37,702
It's all you.
1012
00:52:16,654 --> 00:52:18,047
Busted, creeper.
1013
00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:19,918
Get the hell out of here, chud!
1014
00:52:20,049 --> 00:52:21,137
God!
1015
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,768
Nice wheels, douchebag!
1016
00:53:02,526 --> 00:53:04,746
Love the wagon,
shit pig.
1017
00:53:06,965 --> 00:53:08,837
- I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.
1018
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:13,668
Hey.
1019
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:16,540
Guess who just asked out
the new chick?
1020
00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:20,152
What? No.
1021
00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:22,459
Who? Brooke?
1022
00:53:24,287 --> 00:53:25,854
Is that her name?
1023
00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,118
Ah.
1024
00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:31,120
Night swim, baby!
1025
00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:32,643
Mm.
1026
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:35,342
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.
1027
00:53:36,386 --> 00:53:37,431
Fuck.
1028
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,259
Here's the kicker, though,
1029
00:53:39,389 --> 00:53:40,869
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?
1030
00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:42,740
I promised her
we'd double.
1031
00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:47,179
- What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.
1032
00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:52,968
♪ Surprise, surprise ♪
1033
00:53:53,098 --> 00:53:54,622
♪ So you rub your eyes ♪
1034
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:58,843
♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪
1035
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:03,370
♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪
1036
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:07,548
♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪
1037
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,341
I can't do it, A.J.
1038
00:54:18,472 --> 00:54:21,126
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.
1039
00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:23,520
It's okay.
1040
00:54:23,651 --> 00:54:26,175
I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.
1041
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:28,177
I don't know.
It's so high up.
1042
00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:38,666
Hey, I bet you five bucks
1043
00:54:38,796 --> 00:54:41,016
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.
1044
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,715
- You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?
1045
00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:46,326
Yeah.
1046
00:55:10,915 --> 00:55:13,135
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?
1047
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:14,919
I'm not.
1048
00:55:16,007 --> 00:55:17,269
Stop calling me that.
1049
00:55:19,184 --> 00:55:21,012
Shit pig.
1050
00:55:27,497 --> 00:55:29,064
Fuck yeah, girl!
1051
00:55:30,848 --> 00:55:33,111
That's a one and done!
1052
00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:34,939
I'm going for it, A.J.
1053
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,464
[Moose] Whoo!
1054
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,380
Ow.[Moose] You okay?
1055
00:55:44,514 --> 00:55:45,776
What are you doing?
1056
00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:49,171
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.
1057
00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:53,654
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?
1058
00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:57,397
What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.
1059
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,748
Okay. Stop!
1060
00:56:00,878 --> 00:56:02,706
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.
1061
00:56:04,229 --> 00:56:05,535
What the fuck?
1062
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,928
Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah.
1063
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,149
Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!
1064
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,064
Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch!
1065
00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:14,414
Who the fuck?
1066
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,981
Fucking pussies!
1067
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,382
Oh, shit.
1068
00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:27,992
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.
1069
00:56:28,123 --> 00:56:29,820
- Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?
1070
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,606
- Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.
1071
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,347
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.
1072
00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:36,653
- Stay there one second.
- All right.
1073
00:56:36,784 --> 00:56:38,220
Three, two, one.
1074
00:56:40,178 --> 00:56:41,528
Fuck you!
1075
00:56:43,486 --> 00:56:44,792
Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.
1076
00:56:44,922 --> 00:56:46,489
- That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.
1077
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,491
That's not a fucking cop.
1078
00:56:52,016 --> 00:56:53,801
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
1079
00:56:57,674 --> 00:56:59,154
[A.J.] Guys, left.
1080
00:56:59,284 --> 00:57:01,330
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.
1081
00:57:02,374 --> 00:57:03,419
Come on.
1082
00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:16,563
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.
1083
00:57:16,693 --> 00:57:18,086
We have four...
1084
00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,176
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.
1085
00:57:21,306 --> 00:57:22,438
Okay.
1086
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,222
Just stay here, okay?
1087
00:57:26,094 --> 00:57:27,225
A.J.
1088
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:31,708
Moose?
1089
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,020
Brooke!
1090
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:57,952
Holy shit!
1091
00:57:58,082 --> 00:58:00,128
Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!
1092
00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:02,391
All right, back up.
Make some lines.
1093
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,524
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.
1094
00:58:04,654 --> 00:58:06,134
Handle this shit, dude.
1095
00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:12,401
Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.
1096
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,229
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.
1097
00:58:14,359 --> 00:58:16,144
- Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.
1098
00:58:16,274 --> 00:58:19,277
- Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?
1099
00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:20,888
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?
1100
00:58:21,018 --> 00:58:22,716
I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,
1101
00:58:22,846 --> 00:58:23,891
and a Diet Coke.
1102
00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:25,675
Can I have a hot dog?
1103
00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:28,373
Give me a hot dog, kid.
1104
00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:40,995
The fuck dogs,
they cost more?
1105
00:58:42,126 --> 00:58:43,345
Seventy-five cents more.
1106
00:58:44,302 --> 00:58:45,608
- Cool.
- Cool.
1107
00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,395
Heyo!
1108
00:58:55,444 --> 00:58:57,707
- Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?
1109
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,231
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.
1110
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,016
What's this goob
talking about?
1111
00:59:02,146 --> 00:59:03,539
Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.
1112
00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:05,236
Charge them 75 cents more.
1113
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:10,590
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.
1114
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,157
Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.
1115
00:59:13,723 --> 00:59:16,900
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!
1116
00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:19,990
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!
1117
00:59:29,347 --> 00:59:31,219
♪ You burden me
with your questions ♪
1118
00:59:31,349 --> 00:59:33,569
♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪
1119
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,485
♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪
1120
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:38,530
♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪
1121
00:59:38,661 --> 00:59:40,924
♪ You say to me
I don't talk enough ♪
1122
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:43,318
♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪
1123
00:59:43,448 --> 00:59:45,276
♪ These times I've spent
I've realized ♪
1124
00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:47,714
♪ I'm going to shoot through
and leave you ♪
1125
00:59:47,844 --> 00:59:49,890
♪ The things you say ♪
1126
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:52,370
♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪
1127
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:55,156
♪ The things you say ♪
1128
00:59:55,286 --> 00:59:57,158
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1129
00:59:57,288 --> 00:59:58,072
♪ Oh! ♪
1130
01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:18,005
♪ Seemingly lastless,
don't mean you can ask us ♪
1131
01:00:18,135 --> 01:00:20,572
♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪
1132
01:00:20,703 --> 01:00:22,487
♪ Everything you answer to,
brace yourself ♪
1133
01:00:22,618 --> 01:00:24,359
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
1134
01:00:24,489 --> 01:00:26,143
♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪
1135
01:00:27,405 --> 01:00:29,625
♪ Oh!
You're unbelievable ♪
1136
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:30,626
♪ Oh! ♪
1137
01:00:36,806 --> 01:00:37,807
Whoo!
1138
01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:48,252
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1139
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:06,531
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
1140
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,493
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1141
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,635
- You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.
1142
01:01:23,766 --> 01:01:25,550
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.
1143
01:01:25,681 --> 01:01:27,117
No fucking way.
1144
01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,119
- Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.
1145
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,078
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.
1146
01:01:32,949 --> 01:01:34,777
Cute. Now give me back my buck.
1147
01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:37,388
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.
1148
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:39,826
- Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?
1149
01:01:39,956 --> 01:01:41,305
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?
1150
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:43,090
You fucking idiot.
1151
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:44,787
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!
1152
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:47,181
Fucking fuck! Fuck!
1153
01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:55,145
Get the fuck off me,
you fucking--
1154
01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:58,148
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!
1155
01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:00,150
All right, that's it.
1156
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,196
- That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!
1157
01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:04,633
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.
1158
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:06,591
Fuck off! Just let go!
1159
01:02:06,722 --> 01:02:08,202
Hey, dick bag!
1160
01:02:10,247 --> 01:02:11,422
Oh!
1161
01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,860
Fucking nice one, Eagle.
1162
01:02:15,862 --> 01:02:17,820
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.
1163
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:22,912
All right, clean it,
Carmichael.
1164
01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,218
Suck my nuts!
1165
01:02:24,348 --> 01:02:25,654
Clean it.
1166
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:29,179
There you go.
1167
01:02:35,359 --> 01:02:37,318
That was fucking epic, dude.
1168
01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:41,148
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.
1169
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,193
All right.
1170
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:45,369
This'll cover supplies.
1171
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,676
This is me.
This is you.
1172
01:02:48,938 --> 01:02:49,939
Fucking A.
1173
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:51,288
Look at all this scratch.
1174
01:02:51,419 --> 01:02:53,247
Fifteen hundos right there.
1175
01:02:53,377 --> 01:02:55,945
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit
1176
01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:57,729
if we want to fuck around
this fall.
1177
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,383
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.
1178
01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:00,820
- Do they?
- Hell no.
1179
01:03:00,950 --> 01:03:02,125
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.
1180
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:04,475
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.
1181
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,869
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.
1182
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,480
- We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.
1183
01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:11,526
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.
1184
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,224
- I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?
1185
01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:15,878
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1186
01:03:16,009 --> 01:03:17,793
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.
1187
01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,839
Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.
1188
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,191
You didn't clear that with me.
1189
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,367
I don't need
to clear that with you.
1190
01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:31,938
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?
1191
01:03:32,068 --> 01:03:34,244
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.
1192
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,724
We could triple
what we stick in...
1193
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,639
Oh, shit--
1194
01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:40,337
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.
1195
01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:41,338
Why?
1196
01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:44,907
- That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.
1197
01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,605
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.
1198
01:03:57,267 --> 01:03:59,313
I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.
1199
01:04:01,619 --> 01:04:03,447
What a couple of clits.
1200
01:04:04,187 --> 01:04:06,929
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.
1201
01:04:09,932 --> 01:04:10,977
Yeah, I know.
1202
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:14,545
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.
1203
01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:17,157
I'm fucking serious.
1204
01:04:18,288 --> 01:04:19,942
They got lucky
with that ambush.
1205
01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:25,426
Tucson Electric. You coming?
1206
01:04:25,556 --> 01:04:27,036
It's your scene.
1207
01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:30,910
I'll stew on it.
1208
01:04:35,827 --> 01:04:38,091
All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.
1209
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,571
Yeah.
1210
01:04:51,539 --> 01:04:54,107
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?
1211
01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,283
What? Curbs?
1212
01:04:56,413 --> 01:04:57,588
Curbs?
1213
01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:00,287
No, bitch. Toes.
1214
01:05:09,426 --> 01:05:11,037
You're not very good at this.
1215
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:14,214
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.
1216
01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:16,607
Not this tiny little brush.
1217
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:23,919
You okay?
1218
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:25,355
You look a little wrecked.
1219
01:05:26,182 --> 01:05:27,575
Yeah, I'm all right.
1220
01:05:30,882 --> 01:05:33,885
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?
1221
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:40,066
Guess I've just been busy
with work.
1222
01:05:44,809 --> 01:05:46,072
Busy, huh?
1223
01:05:47,290 --> 01:05:48,378
Mm-hmm.
1224
01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,037
Moose talk about me?
1225
01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:00,434
To me?
1226
01:06:01,304 --> 01:06:03,176
No. Not really.
1227
01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,574
I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.
1228
01:06:15,927 --> 01:06:17,103
Moose is fun.
1229
01:06:18,582 --> 01:06:19,714
Pretty good kisser.
1230
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:25,894
But he's not really my type.
1231
01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:27,069
You know?
1232
01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:32,031
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.
1233
01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:37,210
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.
1234
01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:43,172
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?
1235
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:50,745
Pass me that Minolta.
1236
01:07:15,378 --> 01:07:16,379
Now what?
1237
01:07:21,819 --> 01:07:22,907
Cotton balls, shit pig.
1238
01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:33,092
Who saved room
for banana cream pie?
1239
01:07:34,005 --> 01:07:35,442
I call the big piece.
1240
01:07:35,572 --> 01:07:37,792
Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.
1241
01:07:43,406 --> 01:07:45,147
I have an announcement.
1242
01:07:46,975 --> 01:07:48,890
- An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.
1243
01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:57,116
That's 3,100.
1244
01:07:57,246 --> 01:08:00,162
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.
1245
01:08:02,773 --> 01:08:04,123
Give him the big piece.
1246
01:08:06,864 --> 01:08:08,127
Dad!
1247
01:08:08,257 --> 01:08:10,259
- Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...
1248
01:08:11,869 --> 01:08:13,567
This is for you and Mom.
1249
01:08:24,230 --> 01:08:25,144
What is it?
1250
01:08:26,449 --> 01:08:28,495
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.
1251
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,460
Are you fricking kidding me?
1252
01:08:37,591 --> 01:08:39,549
Center aisle.
The third row.
1253
01:08:40,637 --> 01:08:41,899
Oh!
1254
01:08:45,642 --> 01:08:47,862
Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.
1255
01:08:47,992 --> 01:08:49,559
I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.
1256
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:52,345
What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?
1257
01:08:52,475 --> 01:08:54,260
Huh?
It's Friday night.
1258
01:08:54,390 --> 01:08:56,044
Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.
1259
01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:57,959
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.
1260
01:08:58,089 --> 01:09:00,179
Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?
1261
01:09:00,309 --> 01:09:03,051
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.
1262
01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:05,923
Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
1263
01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:14,367
What?
Now you're hanging up?
1264
01:09:14,497 --> 01:09:17,326
Hello? Carters.
Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.
1265
01:09:18,545 --> 01:09:19,415
Jesus.
1266
01:09:20,938 --> 01:09:23,550
Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.
1267
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,508
That there your husband
downstairs...?
1268
01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:34,213
Oh, Jesus!
1269
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:57,279
Hey, shit pig. You awake?
1270
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,242
- What?
- Nothing.
1271
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,259
What are you doing?
1272
01:11:05,521 --> 01:11:06,696
What are you doing?
1273
01:11:10,265 --> 01:11:12,746
Yo, perverts! Get in.
1274
01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:15,183
Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.
1275
01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:34,333
♪ Won't you please let me go ♪
1276
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:39,076
♪ These words lie inside,
they hurt me so ♪
1277
01:11:40,251 --> 01:11:43,342
♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪
1278
01:11:43,472 --> 01:11:46,388
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1279
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,956
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1280
01:11:49,086 --> 01:11:52,002
♪ Just what you want me to ♪
1281
01:12:02,839 --> 01:12:04,493
♪ I saw you this morning ♪
1282
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:08,149
♪ I thought you might like
to know ♪
1283
01:12:08,279 --> 01:12:13,154
♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪
1284
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:18,551
♪ I understood
every word that it said ♪
1285
01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:21,771
♪ And now that I've actually
heard it ♪
1286
01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:26,602
♪ You're going to regret ♪
Just get the fuck inside.
1287
01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:03,900
♪ Do you find this happens
all the time? ♪
1288
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:07,556
♪ Crucial point one day
becomes a crime ♪
1289
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:09,689
I thought you were staying in, bitch.
1290
01:13:09,819 --> 01:13:12,822
♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪
1291
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:15,477
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1292
01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:17,566
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1293
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,263
Dog-assed tired, huh?
1294
01:13:20,177 --> 01:13:22,223
Cops! Fucking run!
1295
01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:24,530
Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck!
1296
01:13:26,227 --> 01:13:27,663
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.
1297
01:13:27,794 --> 01:13:29,796
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.
1298
01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:33,756
Come on.
1299
01:13:34,670 --> 01:13:36,498
Go, go, go, go, go!
1300
01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:38,457
Shit.
1301
01:13:39,022 --> 01:13:40,850
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.
1302
01:13:41,590 --> 01:13:42,765
Oh, fuck.
1303
01:13:44,811 --> 01:13:46,334
I don't do tight spaces.
1304
01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:48,989
Shut up.
We're about to get popped.
1305
01:13:49,119 --> 01:13:50,599
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.
1306
01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:52,166
Both of you,
shut the fuck up.
1307
01:13:53,036 --> 01:13:54,211
Shh! Check it.
1308
01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:00,217
I can't fucking do this...
1309
01:14:00,348 --> 01:14:02,002
- Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.
1310
01:14:02,132 --> 01:14:03,525
Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey.
1311
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:07,703
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?
1312
01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:10,097
Oh... oh, fuck.
1313
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:11,838
Shh!
1314
01:14:12,099 --> 01:14:14,449
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1315
01:14:26,026 --> 01:14:27,375
Here you go, kid.
1316
01:14:31,422 --> 01:14:32,728
What are you looking at?
1317
01:14:33,729 --> 01:14:34,556
Nothing.
1318
01:14:35,296 --> 01:14:36,515
What are you looking at?
1319
01:14:38,255 --> 01:14:39,735
Nothing.
1320
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:41,432
This some kind of lover's spat?
1321
01:14:41,563 --> 01:14:44,087
- What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.
1322
01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:47,569
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.
1323
01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:56,056
Here.
1324
01:15:08,677 --> 01:15:10,418
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.
1325
01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:11,985
No, hey.
1326
01:15:12,115 --> 01:15:14,509
You're not my fucking boss, okay?
1327
01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:16,511
You do it.
1328
01:15:17,033 --> 01:15:18,992
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.
1329
01:15:19,122 --> 01:15:20,167
I don't care.
1330
01:15:27,696 --> 01:15:29,132
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?
1331
01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,482
- What party?
- Brooke's party.
1332
01:15:32,353 --> 01:15:34,398
It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.
1333
01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:35,399
What is that shit?
1334
01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:38,794
Don't worry about it.
1335
01:15:39,882 --> 01:15:41,188
A jewelry box
from Martin's?
1336
01:15:41,318 --> 01:15:42,711
Really?
1337
01:15:47,281 --> 01:15:50,676
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,
1338
01:15:50,806 --> 01:15:53,504
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.
1339
01:15:54,418 --> 01:15:55,724
What?[Moose] Yeah.
1340
01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,205
- Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.
1341
01:15:58,335 --> 01:15:59,772
She totally jerked me off.
1342
01:15:59,902 --> 01:16:01,817
Fucking grade A too.
1343
01:16:01,948 --> 01:16:03,776
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.
1344
01:16:03,906 --> 01:16:06,300
You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose.
1345
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,432
Bring me a DP.
1346
01:16:08,563 --> 01:16:09,825
I got you.
1347
01:16:16,266 --> 01:16:18,442
One large Dr Pepper, please.
1348
01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:20,923
Yeah.
1349
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,670
Lip thing.
1350
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:36,156
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?
1351
01:16:37,374 --> 01:16:39,072
Fuck off, kid.
1352
01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,344
- For you.
- Oh, my God!
1353
01:16:50,474 --> 01:16:52,128
What do you think?
1354
01:16:52,259 --> 01:16:54,174
I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?
1355
01:16:54,304 --> 01:16:55,784
- My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.
1356
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,220
I'm not gonna calm down.
1357
01:16:57,394 --> 01:16:59,005
I demand to speak
with your manager.
1358
01:16:59,135 --> 01:17:00,615
I am the manager.
1359
01:17:01,529 --> 01:17:03,139
- Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.
1360
01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:04,837
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,
1361
01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:06,752
and you're both
making me nauseous.
1362
01:17:06,882 --> 01:17:08,971
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?
1363
01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,544
What the fuck?
1364
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,633
Hey, hang tight, lady.
1365
01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:21,027
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.
1366
01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:24,813
Hey, shit pig. You okay?
1367
01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:26,902
Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock.
1368
01:17:27,033 --> 01:17:28,469
Where the fuck are you going?
1369
01:17:28,599 --> 01:17:29,775
Just giving you space
1370
01:17:29,905 --> 01:17:31,472
for all your fucking handjobs!
1371
01:18:03,634 --> 01:18:04,810
Get in.
1372
01:18:36,624 --> 01:18:38,060
How's that runza?
1373
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,237
All right, I guess.
1374
01:18:42,804 --> 01:18:44,240
Want some rings?
1375
01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:46,852
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.
1376
01:18:46,982 --> 01:18:49,550
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.
1377
01:18:54,598 --> 01:18:56,209
You want a little advice, homey?
1378
01:18:56,339 --> 01:18:57,514
What?
1379
01:18:58,341 --> 01:18:59,386
Make a move.
1380
01:19:00,604 --> 01:19:01,910
Any move.
1381
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:05,305
Brooke isn't into Moose.
1382
01:19:05,435 --> 01:19:07,916
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.
1383
01:19:10,571 --> 01:19:12,573
You ever make a move?
1384
01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:17,708
Like on a lady friend?
1385
01:19:18,971 --> 01:19:19,885
Yeah.
1386
01:19:24,106 --> 01:19:25,020
Almost.
1387
01:19:31,853 --> 01:19:33,812
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.
1388
01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:54,223
♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪
1389
01:19:57,705 --> 01:20:00,577
♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪
1390
01:20:04,059 --> 01:20:07,062
♪ I didn't mean
to disappoint you ♪
1391
01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:13,416
♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪
1392
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:20,162
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1393
01:20:23,122 --> 01:20:26,081
♪ Won't you let me
tell you why ♪
1394
01:20:27,822 --> 01:20:29,650
♪ One more try ♪
1395
01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:32,871
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1396
01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:36,004
♪ One more try ♪
1397
01:20:36,135 --> 01:20:39,399
♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪
1398
01:20:41,836 --> 01:20:45,753
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1399
01:20:48,234 --> 01:20:52,107
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try? ♪
1400
01:20:55,415 --> 01:20:58,809
♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪
1401
01:21:01,812 --> 01:21:04,815
♪ It always used to feel
so good ♪
1402
01:21:08,471 --> 01:21:11,692
♪ And if you knew how much
I missed you ♪
1403
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:17,611
♪ You'd forgive me
if you could ♪
1404
01:21:18,829 --> 01:21:22,616
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.
1405
01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:25,227
That was all in his head,
shit pig.
1406
01:21:26,402 --> 01:21:28,361
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way
1407
01:21:28,491 --> 01:21:30,102
I could get you two pussies
to shut up.
1408
01:21:30,841 --> 01:21:32,408
I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.
1409
01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:34,149
♪ One more try ♪
1410
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,196
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1411
01:21:38,414 --> 01:21:40,155
♪ One more try ♪
1412
01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:43,506
♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪
1413
01:21:45,900 --> 01:21:49,643
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1414
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:56,215
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try ♪
1415
01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:58,521
Moose!
1416
01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:02,656
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1417
01:22:12,883 --> 01:22:14,189
Moose!
1418
01:22:17,192 --> 01:22:19,368
Moose! Come on!
1419
01:22:19,499 --> 01:22:21,066
Come on, let's talk!
1420
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:37,996
Moose! Come on, dude.
1421
01:22:39,649 --> 01:22:40,694
Come on.
1422
01:22:40,824 --> 01:22:42,087
Let's just fucking talk.
1423
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:49,529
Get the fuck away from me.
1424
01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:38,708
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.
1425
01:23:38,839 --> 01:23:40,667
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.
1426
01:23:40,797 --> 01:23:41,798
Are you going in?
1427
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:43,670
I'm sick.
1428
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,324
Well, what about Moose?
1429
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:07,797
Hey.
1430
01:25:15,979 --> 01:25:17,807
Dude, what the fuck happened?
1431
01:25:18,765 --> 01:25:20,158
Take a wild guess.
1432
01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:29,950
Here.
1433
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,692
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?
1434
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,956
- What, like shifts?
- Yeah.
1435
01:25:36,086 --> 01:25:37,479
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.
1436
01:25:37,610 --> 01:25:39,264
- You get the next.
- Moose!
1437
01:25:42,136 --> 01:25:43,311
Fuck.
1438
01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:46,314
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?
1439
01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:47,663
Yeah.
1440
01:25:55,454 --> 01:25:57,064
Hey, shit pig.
1441
01:25:58,065 --> 01:26:00,067
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?
1442
01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:01,329
I waited for you all night.
1443
01:26:05,681 --> 01:26:07,205
So you want to ditch
this pop stand
1444
01:26:07,335 --> 01:26:09,294
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?
1445
01:26:09,424 --> 01:26:11,731
- My treat.
- No, thanks.
1446
01:26:11,861 --> 01:26:14,299
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.
1447
01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,214
Want to hear it again?
1448
01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:17,737
Wait, are you being serious
right now?
1449
01:26:25,353 --> 01:26:28,182
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.
1450
01:26:40,803 --> 01:26:42,849
- Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.
1451
01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:46,026
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.
1452
01:26:46,156 --> 01:26:48,333
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.
1453
01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:49,638
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,
1454
01:26:49,769 --> 01:26:51,205
tell her you're staying
with Moose.
1455
01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:54,034
- What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.
1456
01:26:54,164 --> 01:26:55,688
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!
1457
01:26:57,864 --> 01:26:59,387
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!
1458
01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:00,823
- All right! There we go.
- God!
1459
01:27:00,954 --> 01:27:02,782
You've been busting your ass
all summer.
1460
01:27:02,912 --> 01:27:04,262
It's time to fucking unwind.
1461
01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:22,541
Heads up, Eagle.
1462
01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:48,306
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?
1463
01:27:50,003 --> 01:27:51,439
You gonna spill or what?
1464
01:27:56,314 --> 01:27:57,619
She lied to me.
1465
01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,534
She lied to you?
1466
01:27:59,665 --> 01:28:00,709
Yeah.
1467
01:28:05,758 --> 01:28:07,237
I caught her red-handed.
1468
01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:11,633
Doesn't sound like homegirl.
1469
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:17,596
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.
1470
01:28:19,598 --> 01:28:22,601
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant
1471
01:28:22,731 --> 01:28:23,906
out on the porch.
1472
01:28:28,302 --> 01:28:29,477
Flattop?
1473
01:28:30,391 --> 01:28:31,479
Yeah.
1474
01:28:31,610 --> 01:28:33,960
- Green Duster?
- Exactly.
1475
01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:41,489
What?
1476
01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,319
Oh, dude.
1477
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:46,886
The jarhead's her brother.
1478
01:28:50,629 --> 01:28:51,586
Fuck.
1479
01:28:56,939 --> 01:28:57,897
Fuck!
1480
01:29:00,682 --> 01:29:02,771
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.
1481
01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:08,386
Just let me explain.
1482
01:29:08,516 --> 01:29:09,865
- Come on.
- No, thanks.
1483
01:29:09,996 --> 01:29:11,824
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.
1484
01:29:11,954 --> 01:29:13,478
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--
1485
01:29:13,608 --> 01:29:15,001
No, thanks.
1486
01:29:16,437 --> 01:29:17,656
Want to hear it again?
1487
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:26,055
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?
1488
01:29:26,186 --> 01:29:28,406
Sure. Just one.
1489
01:29:34,412 --> 01:29:35,935
What's up, A-Jams?
1490
01:29:36,065 --> 01:29:37,415
Hey, Shan.
1491
01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:41,027
Stop.
1492
01:29:41,157 --> 01:29:42,507
Isn't she a sophomore?
1493
01:29:42,637 --> 01:29:43,638
Junior.
1494
01:29:44,944 --> 01:29:46,598
So how did you
get to know her?
1495
01:29:46,728 --> 01:29:48,077
That's Donny's older sister.
1496
01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,731
Well, I would think
that you would--
1497
01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:52,821
Oh, my God, Jeanie!
1498
01:29:52,952 --> 01:29:54,736
You scared the heck out of me.
1499
01:29:54,867 --> 01:29:56,695
Sherry! How are you doing?
1500
01:29:56,825 --> 01:29:59,175
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?
1501
01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:00,568
It has.
1502
01:30:00,699 --> 01:30:02,788
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.
1503
01:30:04,006 --> 01:30:05,747
Oh! Your hair.
1504
01:30:05,878 --> 01:30:07,532
I know.
1505
01:30:07,662 --> 01:30:09,403
It was time for a change.
1506
01:30:09,534 --> 01:30:10,970
Oh, it's so full.
1507
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:12,667
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.
1508
01:30:12,798 --> 01:30:14,539
- I love it.
- Aw!
1509
01:30:14,669 --> 01:30:16,105
Thank you.
1510
01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:18,934
What's going on?
1511
01:30:20,022 --> 01:30:22,590
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?
1512
01:30:23,156 --> 01:30:24,462
What sleepover?
1513
01:30:28,335 --> 01:30:29,467
- Really?
- I don't know.
1514
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:03,239
Happy early birthday, asshole.
1515
01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:06,416
Got you a little
something-something.
1516
01:31:08,201 --> 01:31:09,463
You want to lunch it
at Babe's?
1517
01:31:09,594 --> 01:31:10,943
How about a rain check?
1518
01:31:13,336 --> 01:31:14,990
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.
1519
01:31:24,260 --> 01:31:25,435
How's the weather over there?
1520
01:31:26,611 --> 01:31:28,787
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.
1521
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:33,531
Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.
1522
01:31:35,271 --> 01:31:36,577
I'll swing by later.
1523
01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:38,579
See if you want to get stupid.
1524
01:31:38,710 --> 01:31:40,450
Word. Thanks, homey.
1525
01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:13,135
Peace offering, shit pig.
1526
01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,616
For your box stall.
1527
01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:17,662
- Wow.
- I know.
1528
01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:19,968
It's probably
the only portrait of myself
1529
01:32:20,099 --> 01:32:21,230
I can actually stomach.
1530
01:32:25,104 --> 01:32:26,235
So...
1531
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:27,889
Is anyone up
in this bitch?
1532
01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:29,412
Uh, no.
1533
01:32:31,023 --> 01:32:32,546
Sooey!
1534
01:32:35,505 --> 01:32:37,029
You ever make out
to Combat Shock?
1535
01:32:38,204 --> 01:32:39,640
Right at that moment,
1536
01:32:39,771 --> 01:32:41,163
I knew what had to be done.
1537
01:32:41,947 --> 01:32:43,775
It was all coming back to me.
1538
01:32:44,732 --> 01:32:46,995
A revelation
that hit me like a bullet.
1539
01:32:48,606 --> 01:32:51,696
Bullets.
This chick was armed.
1540
01:32:51,826 --> 01:32:55,264
I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.
1541
01:32:55,395 --> 01:32:56,918
Where's the gun?
1542
01:33:10,410 --> 01:33:11,977
I gotta tell you something.
1543
01:33:12,107 --> 01:33:15,023
So, no grass carping, okay?
1544
01:33:17,373 --> 01:33:19,027
Yeah. What?
1545
01:33:21,551 --> 01:33:22,901
My dad got his orders.
1546
01:33:24,598 --> 01:33:26,208
We're shipping out to Ramstein.
1547
01:33:29,908 --> 01:33:30,996
Ramstein?
1548
01:33:32,562 --> 01:33:33,607
Germany.
1549
01:33:37,306 --> 01:33:38,307
When?
1550
01:33:39,395 --> 01:33:40,527
Next week.
1551
01:33:45,227 --> 01:33:46,576
Next week? I...
1552
01:33:47,882 --> 01:33:49,275
You're grass carping.
1553
01:33:57,152 --> 01:33:58,719
I got a question.
1554
01:33:59,894 --> 01:34:00,939
Yeah?
1555
01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,857
Do you have a condom?
1556
01:34:26,181 --> 01:34:28,053
Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.
1557
01:34:28,183 --> 01:34:29,489
Awkward.
1558
01:34:29,619 --> 01:34:31,360
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.
1559
01:34:31,491 --> 01:34:32,884
Shh.
1560
01:34:34,233 --> 01:34:36,148
A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here!
1561
01:34:43,764 --> 01:34:45,331
Oh. Um...
1562
01:34:47,202 --> 01:34:48,508
We need to talk.
1563
01:34:49,814 --> 01:34:50,945
Downstairs.
1564
01:35:04,002 --> 01:35:05,177
- See you, okay?
- Yeah.
1565
01:35:05,307 --> 01:35:07,701
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.
1566
01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:14,360
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?
1567
01:35:17,667 --> 01:35:18,843
Um...
1568
01:35:20,192 --> 01:35:21,454
I just got a call...
1569
01:35:23,064 --> 01:35:25,806
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.
1570
01:35:27,634 --> 01:35:30,593
There was an accident out on 75.
1571
01:35:34,293 --> 01:35:35,773
Shane got killed.
1572
01:35:48,742 --> 01:35:49,787
What?
1573
01:35:54,269 --> 01:35:55,444
I just saw him.
1574
01:36:00,014 --> 01:36:01,363
I'm sorry, son.
1575
01:36:48,323 --> 01:36:49,324
Get in.
1576
01:37:50,995 --> 01:37:52,387
What the fuck?
1577
01:37:52,953 --> 01:37:54,476
What the fuck?
1578
01:40:18,359 --> 01:40:19,534
Hey.
1579
01:40:20,448 --> 01:40:21,449
Hey.
1580
01:40:24,452 --> 01:40:26,150
Thought you said
that we were dry.
1581
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:28,021
No, man, this is it.
1582
01:40:29,066 --> 01:40:31,329
Last two. I found a...
1583
01:40:31,459 --> 01:40:34,375
a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.
1584
01:40:35,246 --> 01:40:36,986
Mm. Nativity set?
1585
01:40:37,117 --> 01:40:38,118
Yeah.
1586
01:40:42,296 --> 01:40:44,168
I did pound
the other four, though.
1587
01:40:47,127 --> 01:40:48,172
That's fair.
1588
01:40:58,704 --> 01:40:59,705
Moose?
1589
01:41:02,621 --> 01:41:03,709
Are we cool?
1590
01:41:06,538 --> 01:41:07,974
Yeah, man.
1591
01:41:09,367 --> 01:41:10,846
We're cool.
1592
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:15,155
Cool.
1593
01:41:15,286 --> 01:41:17,723
Fuck off, animals!
1594
01:41:17,853 --> 01:41:19,420
We're having a moment!
1595
01:41:20,639 --> 01:41:22,684
Fuck.
1596
01:41:24,643 --> 01:41:27,776
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.
1597
01:41:27,907 --> 01:41:29,648
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.
1598
01:41:30,214 --> 01:41:32,303
Yeah, okay.
1599
01:41:34,087 --> 01:41:35,349
Hmm.
1600
01:41:37,003 --> 01:41:38,135
All right, are you ready?
1601
01:41:38,787 --> 01:41:40,006
Yeah.
1602
01:41:40,137 --> 01:41:41,616
Yeah, let's make some dough.
1603
01:41:44,793 --> 01:41:46,012
Wait.
1604
01:41:52,366 --> 01:41:53,889
There's no glass on deck.
1605
01:42:00,983 --> 01:42:03,072
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.
1606
01:42:03,203 --> 01:42:04,944
Yeah? What kind of ideas?
1607
01:42:05,074 --> 01:42:07,120
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.
1608
01:42:08,643 --> 01:42:10,341
- Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!
1609
01:42:11,777 --> 01:42:13,082
Hundred percent.
1610
01:42:16,434 --> 01:42:18,087
Two fucking lines, goobs!
1611
01:42:18,218 --> 01:42:21,090
Give me two fucking lines!
1612
01:42:21,221 --> 01:42:23,528
- Right now!
- My turn! My turn!
1613
01:42:55,429 --> 01:42:56,778
Hey.[Brooke] Hey.
1614
01:42:56,909 --> 01:42:58,824
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?
1615
01:42:58,954 --> 01:43:01,566
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.
1616
01:43:01,696 --> 01:43:02,741
What happened to Tuesday?
1617
01:43:03,655 --> 01:43:05,918
When the AF says jump,
he jumps.
1618
01:43:07,963 --> 01:43:09,617
In two minutes,
we're taillights.
1619
01:43:09,748 --> 01:43:11,010
Just gotta hit the head.
1620
01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:12,141
Roger, Wilco.
1621
01:43:12,272 --> 01:43:13,882
Two minutes?
1622
01:43:14,753 --> 01:43:16,233
Here.
1623
01:43:17,756 --> 01:43:19,148
Take it.
1624
01:43:19,279 --> 01:43:20,541
What is it?
1625
01:43:21,238 --> 01:43:22,587
Open it, dum-dum.
1626
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:33,946
A hanky?
1627
01:43:35,861 --> 01:43:37,819
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.
1628
01:43:41,214 --> 01:43:42,607
One more thing.
1629
01:43:49,527 --> 01:43:51,790
I, um... I printed it
last night.
1630
01:44:07,284 --> 01:44:08,763
We don't say "goodbye."
1631
01:44:09,373 --> 01:44:10,461
Just...
1632
01:44:11,331 --> 01:44:12,463
"see you later."
1633
01:44:30,263 --> 01:44:31,351
Let's move out.
1634
01:44:39,707 --> 01:44:41,013
Another keeper.
1635
01:44:43,929 --> 01:44:45,104
See ya, A.J.
1636
01:44:49,456 --> 01:44:50,588
See ya.
1637
01:46:59,804 --> 01:47:03,547
♪ There must be someone
I can talk to about this ♪
1638
01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:08,943
♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪
1639
01:47:10,162 --> 01:47:11,903
♪ But it's all good now ♪
1640
01:47:12,033 --> 01:47:14,296
♪ 'Cause there's no one
but we two ♪
1641
01:47:14,819 --> 01:47:16,037
♪ And I'm alone ♪
1642
01:47:17,212 --> 01:47:19,388
♪ But I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1643
01:47:19,998 --> 01:47:21,956
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1644
01:47:22,609 --> 01:47:24,393
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1645
01:47:26,570 --> 01:47:27,701
♪ With you ♪
1646
01:47:30,095 --> 01:47:32,619
♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪
1647
01:47:32,750 --> 01:47:34,012
♪ Upon your face ♪
1648
01:47:35,317 --> 01:47:36,884
♪ It'd be so different ♪
1649
01:47:37,015 --> 01:47:39,234
♪ Another time
and another place ♪
1650
01:47:40,714 --> 01:47:42,368
♪ Don't do nothing ♪
1651
01:47:42,499 --> 01:47:44,196
♪ That would make you
look a fool ♪
1652
01:47:47,547 --> 01:47:49,854
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1653
01:47:50,376 --> 01:47:52,378
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1654
01:47:52,900 --> 01:47:54,815
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1655
01:47:56,948 --> 01:47:57,862
♪ With you ♪
1656
01:48:00,386 --> 01:48:04,477
♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪
1657
01:48:05,913 --> 01:48:08,655
♪ And there are some things
that I'll never ♪
1658
01:48:08,786 --> 01:48:10,744
♪ Never understand ♪
1659
01:48:12,616 --> 01:48:13,834
♪ Understand ♪
1660
01:48:15,053 --> 01:48:17,142
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1661
01:48:17,708 --> 01:48:20,275
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1662
01:48:20,406 --> 01:48:22,887
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1663
01:48:23,017 --> 01:48:24,628
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1664
01:48:25,585 --> 01:48:26,673
♪ With you ♪