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Have a good one. 51 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,767 Oh, shit! 52 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:12,594 Hi. 53 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:14,594 You look amazing. 54 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,422 Hey, let me know if you need anything. 55 00:03:17,456 --> 00:03:19,456 TORI: Hey, it's almost 7:00, so I'm going to start 56 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,111 closing up out back. You got it? 57 00:03:21,146 --> 00:03:23,180 -Yeah. -Oh, can you put this away? 58 00:03:23,215 --> 00:03:24,870 -Sure. -Thank you. 59 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,111 -Hey! -Oh, shit. 60 00:03:26,146 --> 00:03:27,629 -Merry Christmas. -Hi. 61 00:03:27,663 --> 00:03:29,284 It's about time you show your fucking face around here. 62 00:03:29,318 --> 00:03:30,525 Yeah, I've been busy. You guys are swamped. 63 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,146 -I know, I know. 64 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,698 I thought you and Lahna were closing tonight. 65 00:03:33,732 --> 00:03:36,215 Yeah, no, I told her I had to run home because I, um... 66 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,491 Didn't get her gift. 67 00:03:37,525 --> 00:03:39,077 -I did get her a gift. -Oh, did you? 68 00:03:39,111 --> 00:03:40,456 But I'm now second guessing it, so now I'm going 69 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:41,870 -to get some records. -Oh, yeah, you should be 70 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:43,353 second guessing this. She has both of these. 71 00:03:43,387 --> 00:03:44,836 -She does. -She does. Yeah. 72 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:46,594 Uh, follow me. Come on. 73 00:03:46,629 --> 00:03:48,560 You guys been together for, what, like a year? 74 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:50,249 How are you this fucking dumb? 75 00:03:50,284 --> 00:03:52,077 No, I'm not -- It's -- I can't tell the difference 76 00:03:52,111 --> 00:03:54,353 between all these bands that the logos all look the same. 77 00:03:54,387 --> 00:03:56,111 -They all look the fucking same? -They all look the same. 78 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:58,077 -All scratchy and weird. -Yeah, they kind of do. 79 00:03:58,111 --> 00:04:01,698 Uh, all right, so what I'm going to show you now -- Yes. 80 00:04:01,732 --> 00:04:04,077 We saw these guys open at a festival this summer. 81 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:07,560 She was fucking all over it. They've got the psychedelic, 82 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,180 cosmic riff. She'll fucking love it. 83 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,422 -Deathcrux? -Yeah. 84 00:04:10,456 --> 00:04:11,836 Okay. And she does not have this? 85 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,422 -She does not have this. -Right on. 86 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:14,767 -You're welcome. -Yes. No, thank you, Tori. 87 00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:16,663 Thank you. You saved Christmas again. 88 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:20,560 TORI: By the way, I will come and say Merry Christmas 89 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,215 -to Lauren. -Sounds good. 90 00:04:22,249 --> 00:04:23,870 But just don't tell her I showed up here, okay? 91 00:04:23,905 --> 00:04:25,767 -What are you talking about? -Don't do the whole thing you do 92 00:04:25,801 --> 00:04:27,318 -when you're like -- -"Oh, my God, it's so good 93 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:29,284 -to see you. -No, yeah, don't do that. 94 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:30,422 -Okay, bye. -Okay. 95 00:04:30,456 --> 00:04:31,767 -Robbie. -Hey, bro. 96 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:33,353 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas, man. 97 00:04:33,387 --> 00:04:36,215 ♪ Bloody Christmas, bloody Christmas ♪ 98 00:04:36,249 --> 00:04:39,111 ♪ Bloody Christmas, bloody Christmas ♪ 99 00:04:41,594 --> 00:04:44,111 ROBBIE: Fuck yeah. Almost 2 grand. 100 00:04:44,146 --> 00:04:47,422 -Yeah, that's a big day. -Does that mean a big boy bonus? 101 00:04:47,456 --> 00:04:50,146 -Means a bonus, yeah. -Fuck yeah, dawg! 102 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:52,663 [ Chuckles ] What are you going to do with your big bonus? 103 00:04:52,698 --> 00:04:54,146 You got any plans? 104 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,387 Well, the talent show is at 8:00 p.m. 105 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:57,111 -So, no, not really. -Yeah. 106 00:04:57,146 --> 00:04:58,801 What are you going to do this fine Christmas Eve? 107 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:03,732 I was potentially going to go meet up with a dude, 108 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,767 but I don't know. 109 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:07,387 -A dude, a man. -Yep. 110 00:05:07,422 --> 00:05:08,732 Okay, on Christmas Eve, you're going to invite 111 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,491 a stranger to your house. 112 00:05:10,525 --> 00:05:11,732 Uh, a stranger to Reggie's, yeah. 113 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,318 Okay, cool. Fuck, they're still open. 114 00:05:13,353 --> 00:05:15,077 -[ Chuckles ] -Did you meet him organically, 115 00:05:15,111 --> 00:05:16,594 or is this, like, a tinder sort of scenario? 116 00:05:16,629 --> 00:05:19,525 -Tinder situation, yeah. -Oh, Tinder, okay. 117 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,801 -Yeah. -Can I see him? 118 00:05:20,836 --> 00:05:23,560 -Eh. -Eh. He must be a fucking stud. 119 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,146 What the fuck else am I supposed to do? 120 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,594 You want me to go home, drink some whiskey, 121 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:30,525 sit by the fire by my lonesome, watch "A Christmas Story" 122 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,456 like every other fucking douchebag in America? 123 00:05:33,491 --> 00:05:35,249 Yeah. Sounds kind of nice. 124 00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:38,249 Or you to go to drink some whiskey with me. 125 00:05:38,284 --> 00:05:39,525 Uh, that Lahna's Christmas gift. 126 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,077 -Is it? -So you can put a fuckin' -- 127 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:42,767 -No longer. -What the fuck are you doing? 128 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,387 So, fuck no. 129 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:45,698 I wanted to do that, too. 130 00:05:45,732 --> 00:05:48,077 So hand me some cups, and let's go. 131 00:05:48,111 --> 00:05:50,111 Are you gonna go see your pops up north tomorrow? 132 00:05:50,146 --> 00:05:51,525 -Yeah. -You should probably get 133 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,180 -a head start late tonight. -No. Fuck that. 134 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:54,525 One day, in and out, is my rule. 135 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,111 I can't see anything wrong in that. 136 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:57,456 -Fair enough. -Mazel tov. 137 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:01,318 ROBBIE: Mazel tov. Cheers, motherfucker. 138 00:06:01,353 --> 00:06:03,077 Only quit stalling. Show me Tommy Tinder. 139 00:06:03,111 --> 00:06:05,077 What the fuck is your obsession with this? 140 00:06:05,111 --> 00:06:06,525 -I want to see him. -I don't want to 141 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,801 -show him to you. -Is he big? Is he a big boy? 142 00:06:07,836 --> 00:06:09,284 -Oh. -BBW. 143 00:06:09,318 --> 00:06:10,663 -That what you want to know? -Yeah. 144 00:06:10,698 --> 00:06:13,663 In that case, I'll fuckin' show you. Here. 145 00:06:16,249 --> 00:06:17,560 What? 146 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,422 I didn't know you knew Emmett Eyeliner. 147 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:21,491 Emmett Eyeliner. Why are you calling him that? 148 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:22,870 -Do you know him? -I know of him. 149 00:06:22,905 --> 00:06:24,525 Did he tell you he got, like, three kids? 150 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,249 Wait four. Someone's pregnant now, I think. 151 00:06:26,284 --> 00:06:28,594 -Oh, fuck! He's got kids? -Yeah. 152 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:30,284 I don't fucking care. 153 00:06:30,318 --> 00:06:32,663 I just want a little Christmas Eve schlong. 154 00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:35,284 Well, dude's a genic jackhammer. 155 00:06:35,318 --> 00:06:37,456 -Oh, Jesus. -Little, uh, sperm canon, 156 00:06:37,491 --> 00:06:39,249 all I'm saying. 157 00:06:39,284 --> 00:06:41,456 Okay, I'm happy you told me that, so I'll wear my dental dam 158 00:06:41,491 --> 00:06:43,594 and get fucking sauced before he shows up. 159 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,525 Thank you. That's so sweet of you. 160 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 ROBBIE: Well, I'll tell you what. 161 00:06:46,594 --> 00:06:48,077 I can go to Reggie's with you 162 00:06:48,111 --> 00:06:50,422 because, um, I don't really have shit to do. 163 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:52,663 Robbie, that's very, very sweet of you, 164 00:06:52,698 --> 00:06:53,870 but I want to get laid. 165 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:55,629 Not wax poetic with the regulars. 166 00:06:55,663 --> 00:06:58,525 Well, seeing as you didn't buy me a Christmas present 167 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,387 this year, I'm going to take this. 168 00:07:00,422 --> 00:07:01,767 -Oh. -Thank you. 169 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:03,594 And you can enjoy your, what, two hours 170 00:07:03,629 --> 00:07:07,801 of unbearable conversation, your 7 seconds of lame sex. 171 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:11,870 You go home, probably, you know, get yourself off anyway. 172 00:07:11,905 --> 00:07:13,560 Or, I'm just throwing this out there, 173 00:07:13,594 --> 00:07:18,284 you can have two hours of amazing, vivacious, 174 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:22,215 sort of hauntingly erotic conversation. 175 00:07:22,249 --> 00:07:24,077 -Hauntingly erotic? -Hauntingly erotic? 176 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,801 And you can go home anyway. 177 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:28,594 You know, get yourself off, like, flick your little bean. 178 00:07:28,629 --> 00:07:30,422 -Oh? -Yeah. 179 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:32,560 And you don't have to wake up next to 30 Seconds To Mars. 180 00:07:32,594 --> 00:07:34,801 All right, well, I've got a proposition for you. 181 00:07:34,836 --> 00:07:36,663 How about you give me back my fucking whiskey 182 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:40,387 and stop talking about me flicking at my fucking bean? 183 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:41,525 -Okay. -How about that? 184 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,249 Have you confirmed with him? 185 00:07:43,284 --> 00:07:46,077 No, I have not given him a time. 186 00:07:46,111 --> 00:07:47,663 Poor guy. It's kind of sad. He's probably at home 187 00:07:47,698 --> 00:07:50,663 scrolling through your social media, fingers sweaty, 188 00:07:50,698 --> 00:07:53,698 hand firmly on cock, just... 189 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:55,456 beating that meat, waiting for your text 190 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:57,767 to pop up at the top. 191 00:07:57,801 --> 00:07:59,525 Mm. I've blown off twice already, so. 192 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,077 -Third time's a charm. -Yeah. 193 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,698 Come on, get a drink with your old pal Robbie. 194 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:06,870 It's my long time employee Robbie. 195 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:09,284 -That's a little bit harsh. -It's true. I own you. 196 00:08:09,318 --> 00:08:10,732 -You own me? -You're on my payroll. Yeah. 197 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,732 Mama. Okay. Okay. Okay. 198 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:15,870 I'm going to change your mind. Have you heard his music? 199 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:18,801 -I have not bothered, no. -Oh, that answers a lot. 200 00:08:18,836 --> 00:08:20,422 Why? What you got? 201 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:21,767 ROBBIE: I'll show you something Something fun. 202 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,215 TORI: Hmm. 203 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:25,180 All right. Ready? 204 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:27,249 I'm losing interest already. Come on. 205 00:08:27,284 --> 00:08:28,594 Alright, you'll see. 206 00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:30,077 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 207 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:32,663 What? 208 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:35,663 -Oh, my God. -Soothing. 209 00:08:35,698 --> 00:08:37,387 TORI: Shut the fuck up. Why is he whisper singing? 210 00:08:37,422 --> 00:08:38,836 ROBBIE: Doesn't want to wake his parents, probably. 211 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:40,249 What the fuck? Turn that off. 212 00:08:40,284 --> 00:08:41,801 Why are you showing that to me? Stop. 213 00:08:41,836 --> 00:08:43,456 Well, you know, it's not like you're going to saddle up 214 00:08:43,491 --> 00:08:45,318 with the son of a bitch. I mean, you should probably 215 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:48,387 let the guy go back to his family and his kids. 216 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:49,801 He's a daddy, after all. 217 00:08:49,836 --> 00:08:51,284 -Daddy? -Yeah. 218 00:08:51,318 --> 00:08:54,456 Little Tommy Tinder. 219 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,249 Well... 220 00:08:58,422 --> 00:08:59,698 All right. Let's go get shit faced. 221 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:01,456 But you're not getting anything either. 222 00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,111 So if you want to go flick your fucking bean, 223 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:04,318 do what you need to do. 224 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:05,870 -Come on. -All right. 225 00:09:05,905 --> 00:09:07,491 -Turn off the music. -Well, considering you were 226 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:08,870 gonna saddle up with old Emmett Eyeliner, 227 00:09:08,905 --> 00:09:10,629 I'm not sure how I should feel about that. 228 00:09:10,663 --> 00:09:12,491 Well, I don't work with them Emmett Eyeliner, do I? 229 00:09:12,525 --> 00:09:14,146 Well, I am better looking in that douche, though, right? 230 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,525 Do you want to fucking die? 231 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,249 Get your fucking grubby shoes off the counter. 232 00:09:17,284 --> 00:09:20,560 Kill the music before I change my mind. 233 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,767 -Should I meet you there or? -No, We're going to walk. 234 00:09:22,801 --> 00:09:27,318 -Well, it's fucking snowing out. -Oh, my God. That's so scary! 235 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:29,284 Come on. Get those chicken legs out. 236 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,387 Let's go for a walk. I got to bring this to Lahna. 237 00:09:31,422 --> 00:09:33,353 ROBBIE: Why? They close at 6:00. They're not going to be open. 238 00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:34,836 No, they'll still be there. 239 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:36,870 They're having a little Christmas Eve Fuckfest. 240 00:09:36,905 --> 00:09:38,456 What the hell, Why? 241 00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:40,180 TORI: You don't want to fuck in a toy store? 242 00:09:40,215 --> 00:09:42,353 No. Well, mm, maybe. I mean... 243 00:09:42,387 --> 00:09:43,870 Sounds like you don't want to fuck in a toy store. 244 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,215 It's just kind of weird. Like, I feel sorry for the kid 245 00:09:46,249 --> 00:09:48,180 that's going to go in tomorrow, buy a teddy bear covered 246 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:49,629 -in fucking cum. -Oh, my God. 247 00:09:49,663 --> 00:09:51,387 We're going to scar him. That poor child. 248 00:09:51,422 --> 00:09:53,767 Come on. Lock up behind you. 249 00:10:00,663 --> 00:10:02,111 ROBBIE: We could have taken my car. 250 00:10:02,146 --> 00:10:03,456 Would have been a smart option. 251 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:05,456 Do you want to keep keep complaining? 252 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:07,146 Or do you want to just walk in silence? 253 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,594 -What do you want to do? -You're the one who was 254 00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:10,629 complaining all day about fucking Christmas this, 255 00:10:10,663 --> 00:10:12,077 Christmas that, oh, I fucking hate Christmas. 256 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,732 Well, Christmas fucking sucks. 257 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:16,284 Do you not agree that there's no good fucking Christmas music, 258 00:10:16,318 --> 00:10:18,560 -no good Christmas movies. -Bad Religion had 259 00:10:18,594 --> 00:10:20,698 -a great Christmas album. -Just fucking get it over with. 260 00:10:20,732 --> 00:10:22,629 -Eh. -It was good. 261 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,525 There aren't many albums that give me that spirit 262 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,870 of fucking Christmas. 263 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:28,698 Well, Bad fuckin' Religion, ain't it, buddy. 264 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:30,353 Give me that. 265 00:10:30,387 --> 00:10:36,180 I would go as far to say there's like fucking two -- 266 00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,077 two Christmas songs that are good, 267 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:41,560 and that's if you don't count, if and only if, you don't count 268 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:43,594 fucking Crypt Keeper "Christmas Rap." 269 00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:45,146 Okay, love "Tales From the Crypt." 270 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,146 That song sucks the fucking shit out of my ass. 271 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,732 This is coming from a guy who jizzes his fucking pants 272 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:54,870 every single time he hears Buster Poindexter's cover of 273 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,836 "Zat You, Santa Claus?" 274 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:58,732 ROBBIE: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like that cover. 275 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,353 I like the version with the commentary 276 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,215 from Beavis and Butthead. 277 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:04,387 -Okay. -Okay. 278 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,111 "Merry Christmas", Ramones, then. 279 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:08,387 That's mine. What's your big fucking runner up? 280 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:13,422 Uh, sorry to say, but "Merry Christmas", Ramones, 281 00:11:13,456 --> 00:11:15,215 that's a fucking runner up. 282 00:11:15,249 --> 00:11:16,387 -Yeah. -Fuck you. 283 00:11:16,422 --> 00:11:17,663 -First place -- -Fuck you. 284 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,318 First place is our lord and savior Lemmy 285 00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:21,560 with "Run Rudolph Run." Oh, it's magic! 286 00:11:21,594 --> 00:11:23,249 ROBBIE: Okay. It's not like it's Motorhead. 287 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:24,698 It's Lemmy with the fucking Foo Fighters. 288 00:11:24,732 --> 00:11:26,870 -Oh, R.I.P. -Oh, R.I.P. 289 00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:29,249 Also Lemmy is fucking Motorhead, you idiot. 290 00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,318 Yeah. 291 00:11:30,353 --> 00:11:31,560 Hey! 292 00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:34,284 Lahna! [ Laughs ] 293 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,732 She knows you're coming, right? 294 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,663 Yeah, of course she knows I'm fucking coming. 295 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,215 Oh. 296 00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:41,111 -Hey, bitch. -Hi! 297 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:42,560 Mwah! You look so good. 298 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:43,594 -Thank you. -Hey, gorgeous. 299 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,318 -Mwah. -Mwah. 300 00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:48,698 I brought you and Jay a little something, something. 301 00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,318 Ooh, I got you this. 302 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,560 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 303 00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:53,422 -I missed you. -I missed you, too. 304 00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:54,767 TORI: Where's Jay? 305 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,801 He's in the back, freshening up. 306 00:11:56,836 --> 00:11:59,560 You know, he just gets a little musty. 307 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,629 He gets a little musty? 308 00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:03,215 -You got a lot going on. -Musty she says. 309 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:04,767 LAHNA: Yeah, you know all about that, right? 310 00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:05,836 -No, I do. -You know all about that? 311 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,456 -Baby. -Yeah. 312 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:08,663 You know all about a little musty must? 313 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,353 I got a stinky dick. 314 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:12,594 -[ Laughs ] That's so fucked up. -Cute, right? 315 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:14,077 -Bitch. -Yeah? 316 00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:15,698 You already cracked this open. 317 00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:18,422 We may have had, like, like a couple of drinks. 318 00:12:18,456 --> 00:12:21,767 This is the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me. 319 00:12:21,801 --> 00:12:24,077 I know. I know. It's very nice. And listen. 320 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,732 Because we love you. we didn't buy it for you. 321 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,870 We're giving it to you. 322 00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:30,456 -Well, merry fucking Christmas. -Merry fucking Christmas. 323 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:33,353 -Baby! -On it. Jesus Christ! 324 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,560 -Hey! -This motherfucker. 325 00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:35,801 I haven't seen you in so long. 326 00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:37,491 -How are you? -Oh, yeah. Right? 327 00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:39,146 -How are you? -Hey, bro. 328 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,491 -Hey, buddy. Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 329 00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,111 -You look good. -Thank you. 330 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:43,663 -Yeah, you do. -I've been doing nothing but 331 00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:46,318 selling toys and fucking living the clean life. 332 00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:48,077 -Keep up. -[ Sniffs ] 333 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:51,215 Oh! Um, what's up with you two? What's going on here? 334 00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:53,180 -Uh, just grabbing a drink. -Just grabbing a drink. 335 00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:54,663 I had to talk her out of some Tinder trash. 336 00:12:54,698 --> 00:12:56,146 You didn't talk me out of anything. 337 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,422 What was his name? Emmett -- Emmett -- 338 00:12:57,456 --> 00:12:58,767 -We don't have to talk -- -Emmett! Oh, shit! 339 00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:00,318 TORI: No, I think we're ignoring that. 340 00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:01,594 Motherfuckin' four-kid Emmett. Four kid Emmett? 341 00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:03,180 -No. -Nearly five kid Emmett. 342 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,456 Four kid Emmett. Why does everybody know Emmett 343 00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:06,146 -except for me? -He's got four kids. 344 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,077 -All right. Well, cheers. Yeah. -No, no, no. 345 00:13:08,111 --> 00:13:09,663 What was the song? What was the song? It was... 346 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:11,215 We don't need the song. 347 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,077 ♪ And her heart whispers in my head ♪ 348 00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,629 -Alright, fuckers. -Go for it, tap on in. 349 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:16,870 ♪ Because she's half dead 350 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,732 -Tori! -No, no, no, no. 351 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,456 Come back, come back, come back, come back. 352 00:13:20,491 --> 00:13:21,836 -Come back, come back. -Alright, you guys, I'm back. 353 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,387 -It's a catchy song. -It's a good song. 354 00:13:23,422 --> 00:13:24,456 It's the feel good hit of the winter. 355 00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:25,594 -Okay, cheers. -Cheers. 356 00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:27,284 -To Christmas! -To Christmas! 357 00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:29,146 -Bah humbug. -Bah humbug. 358 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,353 SANTA: Ho, ho, ho. 359 00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:32,215 Come sit on Santa's lap 360 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,560 and tell him what you want for Christmas. 361 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,249 -Ugh! -[ Laughs ] 362 00:13:36,284 --> 00:13:39,560 -I fucking hate that. -No, they all get recalled. 363 00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:41,663 Priest said that to me when I was a young boy. 364 00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:44,767 Are you okay? You're not fucking okay. 365 00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,525 -No, I'm not well. -It's so bad. 366 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,422 Thank God they're taking it out on Friday. 367 00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:50,491 Has he ever come to life while you guys were fucking? 368 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,801 Oh, he joins. 369 00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:53,249 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 370 00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:54,801 -He's anatomical. -Oh, really? 371 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:56,629 -Big bad Santa. -Okay. 372 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:59,146 -Big Santa. -But I am hoping that they 373 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,215 leave behind this aspect of it. 374 00:14:00,249 --> 00:14:01,318 TORI: What? 375 00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:02,594 [ Whirring ] 376 00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:06,767 -Oh! -Oh, baby, it's so romantic! 377 00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:09,249 Okay, we're getting the fuck out of here. 378 00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:10,422 This is too much Christmas for me. 379 00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:12,870 -Oh, no, no. -No, no, no, stay, stay. 380 00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:16,836 Stop! I fuckin' -- that's a lot. That is a lot. 381 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:19,663 It's really excessive. We're gonna have one drink and go. 382 00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:21,353 -All right. Yeah, fine. -Fine. 383 00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,111 JAY: We could just -- You guys hang out. 384 00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:24,732 -We could have some more drinks. -We're not going to hang out. 385 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,284 -The four of us. -We're not gonna hang out. 386 00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:27,836 -Santa, the anatomical Santa. -We're good. 387 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,284 -Okay, alright. -Alright. 388 00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:30,663 -Easy, tiger. -Alright. 389 00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:32,249 -Cheers. -Cheers. 390 00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:34,560 Fuck. Merry Christmas to a fuckin' day off. 391 00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:36,422 -Little bit of flavor in there. -Yeah. 392 00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:38,594 -Mm. -Okay, I love you. 393 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,422 Get the fuck out. I want to fuck my husband. 394 00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:41,732 -Mwah. -Merry Christmas. 395 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:42,870 -Merry Christmas. -Bye. 396 00:14:42,905 --> 00:14:44,215 -See you. -See you. 397 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,318 -See ya, bud. -All right. We're going. 398 00:14:45,353 --> 00:14:46,249 -Goodbye. -See ya. 399 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:49,836 ♪ Oh, she's whispering in my head ♪ 400 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,801 Fucking hate you guys! 401 00:14:51,836 --> 00:14:53,732 ♪ I'm half deaf for you 402 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,732 I'm stealing your candy. Thank you. 403 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,732 -Come on, let's go. -Ugh! 404 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,284 [ Laughs ] Let's fucking go. 405 00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:01,698 -God! -Come on! 406 00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:03,801 Coming. I'm coming. 407 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:08,146 SANTA: Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. 408 00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,663 Sowell Robotic Products' new animatronic 409 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,698 state of the art Santa Claus featured at our own 410 00:15:17,732 --> 00:15:19,836 T.W. Bonkers is now the subject of an international recall. 411 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,698 There have been reports that some of the Santa units 412 00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:24,077 are reverting to their old Defense Department firmware. 413 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:26,732 Thus far, most of the reports have been of harmless pranks. 414 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,525 Fuck no! [ Laughs ] 415 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,111 Larry, can you turn that shit off? 416 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:32,594 -That's so depressing. -Yeah. 417 00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:34,077 -[ Laughs ] -You guys want one more 418 00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:35,215 to close it out? 419 00:15:35,249 --> 00:15:36,732 Yeah, we will. 420 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,594 Can we get another round and a shot of whiskey, please? 421 00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:40,525 You're going to chase a shot of whiskey with more whiskey? 422 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,525 I am. It's a holiday. That's what you do. 423 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,422 -This is true. -Thank you. 424 00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:47,215 Is this, uh, together? Or separate? 425 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:49,698 Togeth-- Together. 426 00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:51,180 It's on one bill. I got it. 427 00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:52,732 -Oh, la di da. -It's part of your bonus. 428 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:55,387 Although I am a little disappointed. 429 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,698 He didn't even offer to pay for the fuckin' last -- 430 00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,353 Excuse me, this is not a date, remember? 431 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:01,525 Yeah, no, I fuckin' remember now. 432 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,077 Happy I didn't think otherwise. 433 00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:04,180 -Fun hangout -Yeah. 434 00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:05,629 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 435 00:16:05,663 --> 00:16:08,146 You think would have picked up the tab for, uh, 436 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,146 Doctor fuckin' Emmett Eyeliner. 437 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,732 Depends on how the night went. 438 00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,870 Probably would have forgotten his wallet or something. 439 00:16:14,905 --> 00:16:17,698 Mnh-mnh. Did this dude fuck your mom or something? 440 00:16:17,732 --> 00:16:20,353 Why the fuck -- every single time you talk about him, 441 00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:21,870 I'm like so close to forgetting him, 442 00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:23,318 and then you bring him up again. 443 00:16:23,353 --> 00:16:24,801 I'm just like, just like, it baffles me 444 00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:26,249 that you were going to let him, like, you know, 445 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:27,698 -stick his penis just... -Taint me? 446 00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:29,249 -...inside you. -He's gonna fuckin' taint me? 447 00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:30,629 -He was gonna taint you. -Yeah, I'm horny, 448 00:16:30,663 --> 00:16:32,422 and it's a holiday. What am I supposed to do? 449 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,870 Do you want to go through -- Larry, do you want to go through 450 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,560 Robbie's list of prize catches? 451 00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:38,111 -Not again. -'Cause fuckin' -- 452 00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:39,629 no, remember this? Remember rotten Rebecca? 453 00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,111 The one that smelled like a fucking fish market. 454 00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:42,836 -Oh, God. -She was great. 455 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,387 Yeah, had to walk out of the room every time... 456 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,146 -Rotten Rebecca. -...every time she fucking 457 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,215 walked in one. 458 00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:48,560 Oh, my God. 459 00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:50,215 That honestly made me want to throw up. 460 00:16:50,249 --> 00:16:51,353 That was so gross. 461 00:16:51,387 --> 00:16:52,525 Who else? Come on. 462 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,146 Do you want to talk about Tina? 463 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,663 -Tina? -Googly eyed Tina? 464 00:16:56,698 --> 00:16:58,387 Do you want me to keep going? That's my point. 465 00:16:58,422 --> 00:16:59,870 -That was a condition. -Do you want me to keep going? 466 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:01,594 -She couldn't help it. -Okay. 467 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,146 -She's a beautiful woman. -Can you shut the fuck up? 468 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,353 JAY: Okay, babe, no, seriously. 469 00:17:05,387 --> 00:17:07,215 He's been her employee for years. 470 00:17:07,249 --> 00:17:09,146 One, I think it's illegal if they fuck. 471 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,767 And two, he'll never close the deal. 472 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,594 [ Warbling ] 473 00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:16,801 LAHNA: She had that glow in her eyes. 474 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,767 JAY: Okay, okay, fine. No, she fucking might have. 475 00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,249 But he won't even come close to closing the deal. 476 00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:21,663 -What? -Not at all. 477 00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:24,525 LAHNA: 1,000 percent they're fucking tonight. 478 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,180 -Fuck that. -Unless Robbie's dick 479 00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:30,560 gets chopped up, they're gonna fuck tonight. 480 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:32,870 JAY: What are you fuck-- Fuck that. Okay. All right. 481 00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,456 -You want him bet? -Yeah. 482 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:35,698 [ Footsteps thudding ] 483 00:17:35,732 --> 00:17:37,284 JAY: Okay, great, great, great, great. 484 00:17:37,318 --> 00:17:38,560 Alright, how much you fucking want to bet then? 485 00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:39,836 Are you ever going to settle down, 486 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,560 you know, chill the fuck out. 487 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,560 Are you? 488 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,180 -Yeah. -Yeah? 489 00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:45,836 -Hopefully. -Oh, okay, great. 490 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,698 Well, maybe I'll fucking settle down when I can find a man 491 00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:49,284 that can keep up with me. 492 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,249 Do you know how hard it is being in a world 493 00:17:51,284 --> 00:17:54,732 surrounded by so many boys that can't handle a woman 494 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,077 who can out drink, out earn and out fuck them, 495 00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:58,318 for the love of God? 496 00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:01,180 Do you know how many men cannot fuck? 497 00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:03,111 -There's a few. -No. 498 00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:04,525 -And some can. -None of them know 499 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,111 how to eat pussy. I'll tell you that right now. 500 00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,422 -See, I beg to differ. -No. 501 00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:09,249 In fact, I would argue there are one, 502 00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:11,111 maybe two people in this general vicinity 503 00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:13,767 who can do it with the ferocity of a fucking tyrannosaurus 504 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,077 -No, No. -[ Growling ] 505 00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:18,767 -Larry. -Larry. 506 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,732 Can you please, for the love of God, 507 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,663 give me one more round. 508 00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:24,318 -[ Footsteps thudding ] -LAHNA: I'll be you 509 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:29,663 that if they fuck, I'll make you a steak dinner. 510 00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,318 -Really? -Yeah. 511 00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:34,456 Wearing nothing but an apron. 512 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:37,456 [ Footsteps thudding ] 513 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,180 JAY: If I lose? 514 00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:42,180 LAHNA: Oh, when you lose, 515 00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:44,836 you have to eat my ass out on this throne. 516 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,215 JAY: Well, why wait? Why don't I eat it fuckin' right now? 517 00:18:47,249 --> 00:18:48,698 Daddy's hungry. 518 00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:51,077 Ah! Daddy! 519 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:53,594 [ Gasps ] Oh! 520 00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,836 I can trace it back every fucking time. 521 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:59,077 The second they cut their hair, they cut their worst record! 522 00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:02,146 Ah, it's just such an absurd claim. 523 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:05,560 It isn't -- It's a fucking absurdly correct claim. 524 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,870 -[ Chuckles ] -Is what it is. Okay? 525 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,801 Do you remember that fucking study I showed you? 526 00:19:09,836 --> 00:19:12,422 -Oh, yeah. The scientist one. -Yes, the fuckin' scientist one. 527 00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:15,077 The second that they cut the hair of 528 00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,422 a Native American person, they lost, like, 529 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,215 -all sense of intuition. -Okay. 530 00:19:19,249 --> 00:19:20,663 -Like fucking all of it. -First off. 531 00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:22,525 -And it's really scary. -First off. 532 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,353 Whatever bullshit fucking blog you pulled that study off -- 533 00:19:25,387 --> 00:19:27,077 -A government study, dude. -Government. 534 00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:28,594 Has about as much merit as the fucking Reddit thread. 535 00:19:28,629 --> 00:19:30,456 -Okay. -Second off, second off, 536 00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:32,870 that has absolutely zero fucking merit when it comes to 537 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,387 talking about somebody's actual musical ability. 538 00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:37,387 Okay. I'm going to go through the fucking list. 539 00:19:37,422 --> 00:19:38,698 -Okay, do it. -Metallica. 540 00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,353 -Yeah? -Yeah. 541 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,767 They cut their hair, the fuckers release "Load." 542 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:46,456 Yeah? Soundgarden. Cornell cuts his hair off. 543 00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:49,560 Opts for the Spencers Gift tips with the frosted spikes, 544 00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:51,629 and then the motherfuckers release "Superunknown"! 545 00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:54,594 -What is that?! -Boom! Boom right there, bitch! 546 00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:56,180 Voids your argument? Do you know why? 547 00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:59,870 -Why? Tell me why. -'Cause "Superunknown", 548 00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,525 -peak Soundgarden. -Oh, fuckin' -- 549 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,698 -Are you kidding me? -Not one bad track on the album. 550 00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:05,422 TORI: Are you actually going to stop with the fucking 551 00:20:05,456 --> 00:20:07,111 Jesus Christ pose right now? 552 00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:08,698 What the fuck?! Are you serious?! 553 00:20:08,732 --> 00:20:10,767 -Are you fuckin' -- -[ Groans ] 554 00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,146 Are you fucking kidding me? [ Laughs ] 555 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,422 That's so fuckin' dumb, so fuckin' dumb. 556 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:18,077 -[ Groans ] -Let me guess. 557 00:20:18,111 --> 00:20:20,387 You prefer you prefer, uh, you prefer Van Hagar? 558 00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:24,456 "Prefer" is a strong word. They lost zero appeal 559 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,870 when Diamond Dave ducked out. 560 00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,491 -Oh! Really? -Yes, really. 561 00:20:28,525 --> 00:20:31,180 Because it's around that time that they got 562 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,801 rid of their guitar god, and then replaced him 563 00:20:33,836 --> 00:20:36,870 with a synth loving clone of said guitar god. 564 00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:39,180 Alright, get your ass off the bar, Robbie. 565 00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,836 -Oh. -Hate to break up the party. 566 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,836 I got four little diaper pissers at home. 567 00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,698 They're going to wake me up in four hours. Let's -- 568 00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:46,422 Yes, thank you. 569 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,560 I don't want to listen to this fucking guy anyway. 570 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,353 -Sweet baby. Jesus. -Mm, got my card. 571 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:53,456 Slow your roll, Larry. Got two more coming my way. 572 00:20:53,491 --> 00:20:56,077 -I'll pour you one. -Hands behind your back. 573 00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:58,525 -Hands behind my back? -You're lucky like you. 574 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,663 Yeah, and you're lucky I don't have health inspector 575 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:01,732 shut this shit hole down. 576 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,732 [ Chuckles ] 577 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,836 He's right. 578 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,456 Is he right? 579 00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:10,491 -And pour Tori and her new beau. -Oh, thanks, man. 580 00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:14,146 One and one for yourself, Larry. 581 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,456 I didn't know you two were a thing. 582 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,594 -We're not. -Yet. 583 00:21:17,629 --> 00:21:19,663 Get fucked. 584 00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:23,594 [ Footsteps thudding ] 585 00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:25,456 LAHNA: Ah, yeah! 586 00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:29,491 [ Lahna gasping, moaning ] 587 00:21:29,525 --> 00:21:33,077 [ Footsteps thudding ] 588 00:21:35,284 --> 00:21:39,422 [ Lahna gasping, moaning ] 589 00:21:39,456 --> 00:21:41,836 [ Footsteps thudding ] 590 00:21:49,629 --> 00:21:51,215 [ Whirring ] 591 00:21:51,249 --> 00:21:54,077 MONROE: The wife's back is with her family. 592 00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:02,111 So that's why I'm spending Christmas alone. 593 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,456 Unless you count that fucking mutt 594 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,836 that won't keep its trap shut. 595 00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:07,560 Why do you have a fucking dog then, man? 596 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,525 You think I wanted that thing? 597 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,318 -That's all Donna. -Okay. 598 00:22:12,353 --> 00:22:14,801 That little son of a whore is like an angel around her. 599 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:17,870 But with me, just me, it won't shut the fuck up 600 00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:20,422 because I won't spoil him, like Donna does. 601 00:22:20,456 --> 00:22:22,111 Just like with her old man. 602 00:22:22,146 --> 00:22:24,146 Yeah, I think -- I think it sounds like the dog just 603 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:26,560 probably needs, like, some lovin' from Daddy Monroe. 604 00:22:26,594 --> 00:22:28,525 -Like. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 605 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,491 I think the little bastard needs his balls clipped. 606 00:22:31,525 --> 00:22:33,456 -Hey, man. -Sure. 607 00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:35,215 Donna had me get my balls clipped 608 00:22:35,249 --> 00:22:39,146 -two days after Henry was born. -Jesus fucking Christ. 609 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:44,249 You're gonna wake up a sleeping, Junior. 610 00:22:44,284 --> 00:22:47,249 Well, uh, here, let's have a toast. 611 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,767 I think you've had enough there, Supercuts. 612 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:51,491 -[ Laughs ] -Cheers. 613 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,767 -[ Glasses clink ] -Cheers. 614 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,249 Here, let me, uh, cover what these kids are drinking. 615 00:23:00,284 --> 00:23:03,422 -Oh, no, no, that's -- -No, hey, hey, hey, hey. 616 00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:04,836 -You... -Thank you, Chief. 617 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,525 -...keep the rest for yourself. -Thank you. 618 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,801 MONROE: Watch yourself with that one. 619 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:12,284 Merry Christmas, Sheriff. 620 00:23:12,318 --> 00:23:14,525 Shit, that little punk motherfucker, 621 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,456 wipe that smirk off... 622 00:23:16,491 --> 00:23:19,387 Mm. That sucked the fucking Christmas early. 623 00:23:19,422 --> 00:23:22,111 ROBBIE: God damn, what a sad fuckin' human being. 624 00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:25,249 LARRY: You gonna be good to drive? 625 00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:26,801 Uh, no. 626 00:23:26,836 --> 00:23:29,249 I drove with Robbie -- I fuckin' walked with Robbie. 627 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,698 If I drove you, you'd be fucked. 628 00:23:30,732 --> 00:23:32,491 So much for drinking every guy under the table. 629 00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:36,560 Excuse me. You've got, like, at least five pounds on me. 630 00:23:36,594 --> 00:23:38,146 Soaking wet maybe. 631 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,422 LARRY: Get her home safe. Robbie. 632 00:23:39,456 --> 00:23:41,077 What the fuck's that's supposed to mean? 633 00:23:41,111 --> 00:23:43,111 -It's a big world out there. -You get home safe. 634 00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:45,249 Better watch for your children. 635 00:23:45,284 --> 00:23:46,663 [ Laughs ] 636 00:23:46,698 --> 00:23:48,560 -I'm just kidding. -Sounded so threatening. 637 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,043 -Good night. -Thank you, Larry. 638 00:23:53,594 --> 00:23:55,870 -Ugh. -Come on. 639 00:23:55,905 --> 00:23:58,870 -[ Footsteps thudding ] -[ Lahna moaning ] 640 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,353 LAHNA: Yes! 641 00:24:01,594 --> 00:24:02,836 JAY: Oh, shit. 642 00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:04,594 LAHNA: Not yet. 643 00:24:04,629 --> 00:24:06,146 JAY: It's coming early. 644 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,146 LAHNA: Hold it. No, baby, hold it. 645 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,180 Hold it! You better not! 646 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,560 Fuck! You better not! 647 00:24:10,594 --> 00:24:12,456 Ah! 648 00:24:12,491 --> 00:24:14,077 [ Screams ] 649 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:16,284 Like, what did he arrest you for? 650 00:24:16,318 --> 00:24:18,525 It was fucking -- you were like -- 651 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,353 you were like pissing on a playground. 652 00:24:20,387 --> 00:24:22,249 I didn't know the kid was going to show up like that. 653 00:24:22,284 --> 00:24:24,077 Oh, fuck, and the kid was his grandson. 654 00:24:24,111 --> 00:24:25,456 Yeah, I made him a man. 655 00:24:25,491 --> 00:24:27,077 That's fucked. You took that away from him. 656 00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:28,663 -I know. -You took it away him. 657 00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:30,560 [ Lahna screaming ] 658 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,422 [ Thudding ] 659 00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:35,318 [ Screaming ] 660 00:24:39,491 --> 00:24:41,491 [ Clattering ] 661 00:24:43,353 --> 00:24:45,146 [ Panting ] 662 00:24:45,387 --> 00:24:47,215 [ Screams ] 663 00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:50,353 Somebody help! 664 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:51,698 Do you want to keep drinking, or...? 665 00:24:51,732 --> 00:24:54,836 I mean, yeah. What are you thinking? 666 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,594 -What am I thinking? -Yeah. 667 00:24:57,284 --> 00:24:59,249 [ Footsteps thudding ] 668 00:25:05,525 --> 00:25:06,801 [ Lahna screams ] 669 00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:09,077 [ Thudding ] 670 00:25:09,732 --> 00:25:12,767 [ Screams ] 671 00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:16,249 You can come over and kill that bottle with me. 672 00:25:16,284 --> 00:25:17,629 -Really? -Yeah. 673 00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:19,111 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 674 00:25:19,146 --> 00:25:21,077 Come kill the fucking bottle. 675 00:25:21,111 --> 00:25:23,353 I said come over for a drink, not over for a fuck. 676 00:25:23,387 --> 00:25:26,215 [ Screams ] 677 00:25:26,698 --> 00:25:28,491 -[ Screams ] -[ Glass shatters ] 678 00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:30,801 Well, it sounds like someone's hankering for a little bit of -- 679 00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:34,077 [ Lahna screaming ] 680 00:25:34,594 --> 00:25:36,663 -You hear that? -Hear what? 681 00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:39,353 [ Screaming ] 682 00:25:39,387 --> 00:25:40,801 [ Thudding ] 683 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:45,836 [ Glass shatters ] 684 00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:48,284 Yeah, dawg! 685 00:25:48,318 --> 00:25:50,525 Jay hitting that pipe. 686 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,870 Yeah, he's hitting that fucking pipe. 687 00:25:51,905 --> 00:25:53,318 Speaking of, have you seen it? 688 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,180 Yeah, it's fucking fat as fuck. 689 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:57,215 -It's fat. -Oh, he be gaping that shit 690 00:25:57,249 --> 00:25:58,836 for sure. 691 00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:01,249 [ Thud ] 692 00:26:01,284 --> 00:26:03,284 [ Footsteps thudding ] 693 00:26:11,422 --> 00:26:13,146 How old are you, fuckin' 12? 694 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,629 I can see you smoking that blunt from here! 695 00:26:14,663 --> 00:26:16,836 -I didn't fuckin' ask -- -I said give it to me! 696 00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:19,525 I need to salvage this Lincoln Log... 697 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,870 -No! -...before you run it into 698 00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:23,422 the fuckin' ground. 699 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:26,077 [ Footsteps thudding ] 700 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,146 Yeah, I want to fuckin' salvage this thing. 701 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,732 What are we watching when we get to yours, 702 00:26:30,767 --> 00:26:32,456 "A Christmas Story"? 703 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,249 What is your fucking obsession with "A Christmas Story"? 704 00:26:34,284 --> 00:26:35,629 What's your issue with "A Christmas Story"? 705 00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:37,180 You're the one that brought it up earlier. 706 00:26:37,215 --> 00:26:38,663 Everyone's obsessed with it. 707 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,284 If you want to watch a Bob Clark Christmas movie 708 00:26:40,318 --> 00:26:42,801 will watch fucking "Black Christmas." 709 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,318 Oh, that -- that Blumhouse joint? 710 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,801 I'm just going to drive myself home. 711 00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:49,629 No, no, no. You said we were going to my car -- 712 00:26:49,663 --> 00:26:51,801 If you want to go home and fucking jerk off 713 00:26:51,836 --> 00:26:54,318 -to fucking Blumhouse movies -- -Get your fuckin' ass over here. 714 00:26:54,353 --> 00:26:56,387 Okay, but are you done spewing garbage out of your fuckin' 715 00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:57,767 -whore mouth? -Oh, there it is. 716 00:26:57,801 --> 00:26:59,594 There's your fuckin' Rhode Island accent. 717 00:26:59,629 --> 00:27:01,836 I maybe sound like I'm from Rhode Island, 718 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,560 but at least I don't have shit taste in movies, 719 00:27:04,594 --> 00:27:09,111 shit opinions on everything, and drive a fucking shit car. 720 00:27:09,146 --> 00:27:10,594 ROBBIE: Uh, excuse me, this is basically 721 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,077 the same as your fucking car. 722 00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,249 Don't say that about her. She's beautiful. 723 00:27:13,284 --> 00:27:14,836 -Also -- -I get her first. 724 00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:16,525 ROBBIE: My lady. My lady. You got to get in on this side. 725 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,318 You haven't got this fucking car fixed yet? 726 00:27:18,353 --> 00:27:19,698 ROBBIE: With what you pay me, 727 00:27:19,732 --> 00:27:22,215 you think I can afford a fucking door? 728 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:24,077 What are you doing with your paychecks? 729 00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:25,560 -This is -- -My minimum, my minimum -- 730 00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:27,077 That's embarrassing. 731 00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:28,422 ROBBIE: My minimum fucking wage paycheck. 732 00:27:28,456 --> 00:27:29,836 Yeah, your minimum fucking wage paycheck. 733 00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:31,146 -Get it. -That should be 734 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,111 -a fucking priority. -Please. 735 00:27:33,146 --> 00:27:34,594 -Wow. -Lady. 736 00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:37,146 No, I changed my fucking mind. I changed my mind. 737 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,698 Hop in, hot shot. We got fucking whiskey waiting. 738 00:27:38,732 --> 00:27:40,284 -Get in. -Oh, whiskey you say? 739 00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:41,525 -Yes. -Okay, in that case, 740 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,387 -shut your fucking mouth. -Oh, this mouth. 741 00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:45,629 This fucking whore mouth and that devil's tongue, baby. 742 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:49,353 -Ew, shut the -- Robbie. -Come on, what? 743 00:27:49,387 --> 00:27:50,801 -This is a -- -Get your fuckin' ass in. 744 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,870 Don't touch my fuckin' ass. 745 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,698 She got a bit of a fight in her. All right. 746 00:27:54,732 --> 00:27:58,146 -Call fucking H.R. -I'll give you space. 747 00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,698 No wonder you don't get fuckin' laid. 748 00:27:59,732 --> 00:28:01,422 [ Cans clattering ] 749 00:28:01,456 --> 00:28:03,801 -Look at this. -What? 750 00:28:03,836 --> 00:28:05,387 No wonder you don't get fucking laid. 751 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,525 -This is disgusting. -It adds to the flavor. 752 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,801 Adds to the flavor of what? A fucking chicken coop. 753 00:28:10,836 --> 00:28:13,525 This is fucked up. 754 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,663 Some empty cans and bottles. That's Tori Tooms' break? 755 00:28:15,698 --> 00:28:17,560 No, but it's the nail in the fucking coffin 756 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:19,318 because this is really bad. 757 00:28:19,353 --> 00:28:21,525 -Come on, baby. -How do you live like this? 758 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,422 -Let's cowboy up. -Just take my car. 759 00:28:23,456 --> 00:28:26,180 -[ Engine sputters ] -Just take my fucking card. 760 00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:28,146 You just got to be patient with her. 761 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:30,767 -[ Engine sputters ] -I'm gonna lose my buzz. 762 00:28:30,801 --> 00:28:32,663 [ Laughs ] 763 00:28:32,698 --> 00:28:33,836 [ Engine starts ] 764 00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:35,663 -Hey! -Oh, God. 765 00:28:35,698 --> 00:28:38,594 -Jesus. -Feel that between my pants. 766 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,698 We're going to have to roll this up the hill ourselves. 767 00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:43,318 -Alright. -Whoa. Jesus fucking Christ. 768 00:28:43,353 --> 00:28:45,629 I don't feel safe. What are you -- okay. 769 00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:47,560 She's road worthy. Don't even worry about it. 770 00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:50,836 TORI: Okay! Here we go. 771 00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:13,353 [ Footsteps thudding ] 772 00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:17,629 Oh, if this guy parks his fucking Ranchero here 773 00:29:17,663 --> 00:29:19,387 one more time, I'm going to total it, 774 00:29:19,422 --> 00:29:21,387 smash out his fucking windows. 775 00:29:21,422 --> 00:29:23,249 ROBBIE: Little harsh to the Griswolds. 776 00:29:23,284 --> 00:29:24,870 TORI: NO, it's boozin' Benny down at the bottom of the hill. 777 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:26,836 -He's a fucking alcoholic. -Boozin' Benny. 778 00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:28,525 TORI: Just pull up behind my sister's car. 779 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,146 ROBBIE: Wait. Your sister is here? 780 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,698 TORI: Do you not listen to a fucking thing I say? 781 00:29:31,732 --> 00:29:33,594 ROBBIE: Well, I mean, I listen, but I don't retain. 782 00:29:33,629 --> 00:29:35,629 TORI: Yeah, well, I don't want to retain the stink 783 00:29:35,663 --> 00:29:37,801 from this fucking chicken coop, so get out. 784 00:29:37,836 --> 00:29:39,491 Come on, let's go drink. 785 00:29:39,525 --> 00:29:42,215 -Beautiful. -Oh, Jesus. 786 00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,422 -All right, my lady. -Listen, I really can't -- 787 00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:46,629 Please exit your chariot. 788 00:29:46,663 --> 00:29:48,525 I honestly -- I'm -- whoa. 789 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,491 I'm too drunk for this. Jesus. 790 00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:52,663 Walk carefully, please. Thank you. 791 00:29:52,698 --> 00:29:55,698 And treat her with respect and dignity. 792 00:30:01,525 --> 00:30:03,284 Uh, welcome to my humble abode. 793 00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:04,870 Yeah, it's cute. It's uh -- 794 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:07,353 Charming, classy, cute. I know. 795 00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:08,870 -Yeah, sure. -Extravagant. 796 00:30:08,905 --> 00:30:10,491 -Rustic. -Yeah. 797 00:30:10,525 --> 00:30:13,077 Humble. Barn-like. 798 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,560 I really hope we don't take my sister out because 799 00:30:15,594 --> 00:30:18,422 I don't want to have to awkwardly introduce you. 800 00:30:18,456 --> 00:30:21,525 Wait, so are we drinking alone tonight, or what? 801 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,525 Robbie, do not fucking listen to me? 802 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,836 They're out cold. 803 00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:26,560 Out cold already? It's not even midnight. 804 00:30:26,594 --> 00:30:28,801 Plus, my lame ass brother in law doesn't even drink, so... 805 00:30:28,836 --> 00:30:32,594 Oh, that fucking cunt Mike. Yeah? 806 00:30:32,629 --> 00:30:35,249 Mr. Hollywood? Yeah. [ Laughs ] 807 00:30:35,284 --> 00:30:38,836 [ Rock music playing ] 808 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:43,180 These goddamn neighbors and their fucking obnoxious lights. 809 00:30:43,215 --> 00:30:45,663 Hey, Tori. 810 00:30:45,698 --> 00:30:48,663 How much music was there in "Unsolved Mysteries"? 811 00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:50,594 -[ Chuckles ] What? -I mean, like, I don't -- 812 00:30:50,629 --> 00:30:52,353 I don't want to -- I don't want to scare you, 813 00:30:52,387 --> 00:30:55,249 like, in your own home, but there's like six hours 814 00:30:55,284 --> 00:30:56,870 worth of the "Unsolved Mysteries" soundtrack? 815 00:30:56,905 --> 00:31:00,077 What the fuck is your problem with "Unsolved Mysteries"? 816 00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:02,180 I mean, like, 30 second intro, and then, like, 817 00:31:02,215 --> 00:31:03,663 do you need six hours? 818 00:31:03,698 --> 00:31:05,491 TORI: Have you heard it? 819 00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:08,629 No, not the entire fucking expanse of isolated soundtrack. 820 00:31:08,663 --> 00:31:11,525 Oh, well, it is the fucking creepiest goddamn synth pads 821 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,146 you will ever hear in your fucking life. 822 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,077 -Mm-hmm. Right. -They're amazing. Put it on. 823 00:31:16,111 --> 00:31:18,077 Yeah, okay. No, I've already got something queued up. 824 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:19,629 No, put it on. I want you to get like soaked up and like 825 00:31:19,663 --> 00:31:20,836 -immersed in it. -No, no, no, I'm good. 826 00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,629 -I'm good. -It's so good. Please. 827 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,456 Robbie. All right, fine. At least I know it won't be "Load." 828 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,387 -Oh, I know. I already looked. -Oh, did you? 829 00:31:27,422 --> 00:31:31,077 Of course. Oh, come on, Robbie. 830 00:31:31,111 --> 00:31:34,146 "Rhythms From a Cosmic Sky" is, like, at least four times -- 831 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,732 Oh, you're the worst fuckin' opinion. 832 00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,767 No, everybody knows that. What are you talking about? 833 00:31:37,801 --> 00:31:39,594 Uh, it's in your collection. 834 00:31:39,629 --> 00:31:40,767 Yeah, because I'm a completist. Thank you. 835 00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:43,180 -Not for Metallica. -Shut up. 836 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:46,663 Follow -- get that fucking thing away from me. 837 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,387 Okay. 838 00:31:49,422 --> 00:31:51,732 I'm weirdly turned on by this. 839 00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:53,836 -Really? -But I need you to stop. 840 00:31:54,215 --> 00:31:56,732 [ Mechanical whirring ] 841 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:14,387 MAN: Hey, Freddy. Buddy, let's not open gifts. 842 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,111 [ Groans ] 843 00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:17,560 There's absolutely no fucking way 844 00:32:17,594 --> 00:32:18,836 that you actually think that "Pet Sematary 2" 845 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,560 is better than the fucking first one! 846 00:32:20,594 --> 00:32:23,215 It's twice is good, if not fucking three times, okay? 847 00:32:23,249 --> 00:32:26,698 It's good. Not better. Not better. No. 848 00:32:26,732 --> 00:32:29,525 Edward Furlong, Clancy fucking Brown. 849 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,456 Who, by the way, chews up scenery like it's a piece of 850 00:32:32,491 --> 00:32:34,767 fucking gum, and that soundtrack. 851 00:32:34,801 --> 00:32:37,284 They've got 12 tracks of female fronted 852 00:32:37,318 --> 00:32:41,111 fucking aggressive as hell, early '90s grunge! 853 00:32:41,146 --> 00:32:42,870 Traci Lords has three goddamn songs on the album, 854 00:32:42,905 --> 00:32:44,629 and they're fucking good, they're so good. 855 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,111 So, you think it's better because Traci Lords, porn star, 856 00:32:47,146 --> 00:32:51,180 fucking superstar, big titty Traci Lords has, what, like, 857 00:32:51,215 --> 00:32:53,215 fuckin' two tracks on the album. 858 00:32:53,249 --> 00:32:56,422 No, three, by the way, and better story. 859 00:32:56,456 --> 00:32:59,422 Better music, obviously. Better kills. 860 00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:03,663 Better makeup, better fucking cast and... 861 00:33:03,698 --> 00:33:07,594 Lord Gwynn aside, I will say, you got me there. 862 00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:10,180 But Mary Lambert, she was finally given free reign. 863 00:33:10,215 --> 00:33:11,732 -Yeah, that was a mistake. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 864 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:13,560 -What the fuck are you doing? -What? 865 00:33:13,594 --> 00:33:16,456 What fucking Neanderthal puts salsa on nachos 866 00:33:16,491 --> 00:33:18,422 -before they cook them? -Me. 867 00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:21,249 MAN: Freddy, put it away and get to bed. 868 00:33:26,491 --> 00:33:28,560 -"Elm Street." -Part 6, "Freddy's Dead." 869 00:33:28,594 --> 00:33:30,491 -Come the fuck on. -Yeah. 870 00:33:30,525 --> 00:33:32,698 Whoa! Hellraiser? 871 00:33:32,732 --> 00:33:34,387 -"Hell on Earth." -Child's Play? 872 00:33:34,422 --> 00:33:36,111 -2. -Alien? 873 00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:39,249 -"Covenant." -Oh, no, No, no. 874 00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:41,663 -Yes. -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, 875 00:33:41,698 --> 00:33:45,594 -okay, okay, okay, okay. -Okay. 876 00:33:45,629 --> 00:33:46,870 Blair Witch? 877 00:33:46,905 --> 00:33:49,387 -Book of Motherfucking Shadows", bitch? 878 00:33:49,422 --> 00:33:51,456 It's a fucking classic, and you're going to watch it, 879 00:33:51,491 --> 00:33:54,594 and you'll -- stop. You'll get it. I promise. 880 00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:56,422 Do you use your little fucking fingers, like, 881 00:33:56,456 --> 00:33:57,836 typing on the keyboard, and you're like, 882 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,284 "Oh, like Reddit, Reddit thread." 883 00:33:59,318 --> 00:34:00,767 -Shut the fuck up. No, no, I am like, 884 00:34:00,801 --> 00:34:02,663 I am a gal with fucking strong opinions. 885 00:34:02,698 --> 00:34:04,284 And now we're going to take a shot to 886 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:05,456 "Book of" motherfuckin' "Shadows" 887 00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:07,422 because it's so good. 888 00:34:07,456 --> 00:34:09,353 Ah. 889 00:34:16,111 --> 00:34:18,732 [ Laughing ] 890 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,767 [ Footsteps thudding ] 891 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:40,663 Oh, fuck. 892 00:34:51,732 --> 00:34:53,284 Jesus. 893 00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:00,284 [ Laughing ] 894 00:35:02,146 --> 00:35:03,318 [ Crash ] 895 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:05,180 MAN: Freddy, that better not be you. 896 00:35:05,215 --> 00:35:07,836 If you're opening those gifts, I swear to God. 897 00:35:11,525 --> 00:35:14,387 Hey, you know what happens if I come down there. 898 00:35:23,111 --> 00:35:24,525 Oh! 899 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,353 Oh, my God. 900 00:35:26,387 --> 00:35:28,491 ROBBIE: Sorry, sorry. 901 00:35:29,318 --> 00:35:31,629 [ Laughing ] Fuck it. 902 00:35:33,146 --> 00:35:37,318 MAN: Freddy? Freddy, is that you, buddy? 903 00:35:37,353 --> 00:35:39,801 Said we weren't gonna open or touch any of these gifts 904 00:35:39,836 --> 00:35:41,594 till Santa got -- 905 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:49,249 Get the fuck out of my house. I'm calling the cops right now. 906 00:35:49,284 --> 00:35:51,180 Oh, shit! 907 00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,698 [ Thud ] 908 00:36:00,663 --> 00:36:02,525 Wait. 909 00:36:17,249 --> 00:36:19,249 Oh, king shit. 910 00:37:47,146 --> 00:37:49,318 [ Screams ] 911 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,215 [ Squish ] 912 00:38:24,905 --> 00:38:26,353 [ Squelching ] 913 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,353 Frankie, what was -- 914 00:38:30,422 --> 00:38:31,732 [ Screams ] 915 00:38:37,801 --> 00:38:39,594 [ Screams ] 916 00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:40,836 Frankie! 917 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,663 [ Laughs ] 918 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,284 Oh, what the fuck? 919 00:38:48,318 --> 00:38:50,146 [ Sighs ] 920 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,318 That was... 921 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,284 unexpected. 922 00:38:55,318 --> 00:38:57,663 Too bad find out about that earlier. 923 00:38:57,698 --> 00:39:00,043 Yeah, it's too bad. 924 00:39:03,111 --> 00:39:05,422 [ Sobbing ] 925 00:39:06,801 --> 00:39:08,491 [ Screams ] 926 00:39:10,663 --> 00:39:12,525 [ Screams ] 927 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,525 This thing is USDA approved organic prime man meat. 928 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,629 Sorry, Are you asking me to peg you? 929 00:39:18,663 --> 00:39:21,801 I'm not asking. I'm inviting. 930 00:39:21,836 --> 00:39:24,284 Please, sir, may I have a hit? 931 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,111 [ Panting ] 932 00:39:31,146 --> 00:39:33,353 -No! Pl-- Aah! -[ Thud ] 933 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,215 TORI: I'm gonna get some more whiskey, flip the record. 934 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,663 Come back up. Don't fucking move. 935 00:39:47,629 --> 00:39:50,353 BOY: Mom? 936 00:39:50,663 --> 00:39:52,870 [ Mechanical whirring ] 937 00:39:52,905 --> 00:39:54,663 Mommy? 938 00:39:54,698 --> 00:39:56,663 You okay? 939 00:40:03,698 --> 00:40:05,801 Santa? 940 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,629 Where's Mommy? 941 00:40:12,111 --> 00:40:15,146 Did you bring me any good presents? 942 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,801 You did! 943 00:40:33,663 --> 00:40:36,594 [ Heavy rock music plays ] 944 00:40:39,387 --> 00:40:42,318 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps thudding ] 945 00:40:56,318 --> 00:40:58,594 Oh. Fuck, fuck! 946 00:40:58,629 --> 00:41:00,767 Fuck me. 947 00:41:00,801 --> 00:41:02,560 Damn it. 948 00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:05,836 Jesus. 949 00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,525 That's fucked. 950 00:41:26,146 --> 00:41:29,594 Not stupid clothes again. 951 00:41:35,422 --> 00:41:37,456 Why are you so bloody? 952 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,525 Mommy? 953 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:46,077 Mom! 954 00:41:51,836 --> 00:41:53,387 [ Screams ] 955 00:41:53,422 --> 00:41:55,456 -Oh, fuck! -What? 956 00:41:55,491 --> 00:41:56,836 -This guy -- -Tori! 957 00:41:56,870 --> 00:41:59,146 I think he maybe just killed the kid next door. 958 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:00,732 What the hell are you talking about? 959 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:03,387 Oh, fuck. 960 00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:08,767 [ Both gasp ] 961 00:42:08,801 --> 00:42:11,146 Oh, fuck! 962 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,353 Call the fucking cops now. Come on. 963 00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:16,284 Fuck. Have you seen my phone? Fuck! Get my phone! 964 00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,836 -It's upstairs. -Shit. Is your phone down here? 965 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,525 Robbie, go! Find a phone! 966 00:42:27,698 --> 00:42:29,663 [ Sighs ] 967 00:42:33,215 --> 00:42:35,629 Robbie? He's gone. 968 00:42:35,663 --> 00:42:36,836 ROBBIE: What? 969 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:38,525 Robbie, he's fucking gone. 970 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,525 He saw us. The fucker's gonna come over here. 971 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,801 Find a phone and get the fuck out. 972 00:42:41,836 --> 00:42:43,594 I have to get my sister. 973 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:46,353 Liddy, Mike, wake the fuck up. Get your asses out of bed. 974 00:42:46,387 --> 00:42:48,111 There's no time to explain. Come on, we -- 975 00:42:48,146 --> 00:42:49,594 -Come on. We have to go. -What is going on? 976 00:42:49,629 --> 00:42:51,249 Uh, uh, where's your phone? 977 00:42:51,284 --> 00:42:53,353 It's up there. There weren't any outlets. 978 00:42:53,387 --> 00:42:55,111 Okay. Get out of bed. Put your shoes on. 979 00:42:55,146 --> 00:42:56,629 Put your shoes on now. Come on. 980 00:42:56,663 --> 00:42:58,525 Mike, get the fuck up. I'm trying to help you. 981 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,180 -Alright, alright. -Does it look like I'm joking? 982 00:43:00,215 --> 00:43:02,180 You fucking idiot! Get out of bed! 983 00:43:04,525 --> 00:43:05,767 All right, come on, move it. You should go. 984 00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:08,077 No, you go. Mike, get the fuck out. 985 00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:09,146 -Alright. -Go! 986 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,387 Fuck you, go. 987 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,767 ROBBIE: I have no idea what the fuck my phone is. 988 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:14,594 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 989 00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:18,180 [ Footsteps thudding ] 990 00:43:19,870 --> 00:43:22,146 Where are you keys? 991 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:23,629 I don't know. 992 00:43:23,663 --> 00:43:25,456 I must have left them in the truck or something. 993 00:43:25,491 --> 00:43:27,215 Well, if they're not in the fucking truck, where are they? 994 00:43:27,249 --> 00:43:28,767 I don't fucking know, do I? 995 00:43:28,801 --> 00:43:30,801 Liddy, do you have your keys? Your fucking keys, Liddy? 996 00:43:30,836 --> 00:43:32,870 -Where are they? -Get the keys. 997 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:34,629 The keys? What do you want with the fuckin' -- 998 00:43:34,663 --> 00:43:36,249 Shut the fuck up, you cunt. 999 00:43:36,284 --> 00:43:38,111 Okay. Do you want me to get the keys or not? 1000 00:43:38,146 --> 00:43:39,249 -Yes. -Fine. I'll get the keys. 1001 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,836 Jesus. 1002 00:43:45,422 --> 00:43:47,629 Did anybody see where he went? 1003 00:43:50,905 --> 00:43:52,767 Okay. 1004 00:43:52,801 --> 00:43:55,284 Okay, okay, okay. 1005 00:43:55,318 --> 00:43:57,111 We're going to go to the basement. 1006 00:43:57,146 --> 00:43:58,870 -What if it's in the basement? -Then we don't have 1007 00:43:58,905 --> 00:44:02,146 anywhere to go, do we? 1008 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:03,560 Okay, hang on. 1009 00:44:07,215 --> 00:44:08,284 MIKE: All right, I got the keys. 1010 00:44:08,318 --> 00:44:09,698 -Shh! -Look, I didn't even 1011 00:44:09,732 --> 00:44:11,180 want to come here in the first -- 1012 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,836 Shut the fuck up, Mike. Shut the fuck up. 1013 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:16,836 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1014 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:31,422 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1015 00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:52,491 [ Screams ] 1016 00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,387 Get up! 1017 00:45:28,422 --> 00:45:29,836 [ Screaming ] 1018 00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:31,870 Run! 1019 00:45:31,905 --> 00:45:34,525 Get out! 1020 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,284 [ All shouting ] 1021 00:45:38,284 --> 00:45:40,215 [ Screaming ] 1022 00:45:40,491 --> 00:45:43,801 TORI: Go! Fucking! Go! 1023 00:45:43,836 --> 00:45:45,732 [ Screams ] 1024 00:45:46,353 --> 00:45:47,801 Liddy! 1025 00:45:47,836 --> 00:45:51,594 Get -- fuck! Shit! 1026 00:45:52,594 --> 00:45:53,767 No! 1027 00:45:53,801 --> 00:45:56,456 No! Please! 1028 00:45:56,491 --> 00:45:59,043 No! Please! No! 1029 00:46:02,353 --> 00:46:04,353 [ Gasping ] 1030 00:46:05,318 --> 00:46:06,732 [ Retches ] 1031 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:08,629 Hey, hey, you got to get in, you got to get in, 1032 00:46:08,663 --> 00:46:09,767 you got to get in, you got to get in, 1033 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:11,422 Hey, she's not coming? Okay. 1034 00:46:11,456 --> 00:46:13,180 -I need my sister -- -Listen to me. Listen to me. 1035 00:46:13,215 --> 00:46:15,077 Listen to me, listen. Okay, she's not coming, okay? 1036 00:46:15,111 --> 00:46:16,836 You've got to get in the car. Okay? For me. Please. 1037 00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:18,767 Please, please, please, please, please. 1038 00:46:18,801 --> 00:46:20,560 Yeah, okay, come on. Yeah. 1039 00:46:20,594 --> 00:46:23,284 Get up, come on. Just get in there. 1040 00:46:23,318 --> 00:46:24,801 Yeah, okay, get in there. 1041 00:46:24,836 --> 00:46:26,698 -[ Engine sputters ] -I need Liddy here right now. 1042 00:46:26,732 --> 00:46:27,836 -I need Liddy here. -Hey. 1043 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:31,387 -Come on, Robbie! -Come on! 1044 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:34,422 Fuck you! Fuck! 1045 00:46:34,456 --> 00:46:36,732 [ Engine sputters, starts ] 1046 00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:39,663 Go, Robbie, come on. 1047 00:46:39,698 --> 00:46:41,560 [ Gasping ] 1048 00:46:45,284 --> 00:46:47,560 Robbie! Robbie! 1049 00:46:47,594 --> 00:46:49,629 [ Screams ] 1050 00:46:50,422 --> 00:46:54,353 -Fuck. -Oh, fuck! 1051 00:46:54,387 --> 00:46:55,629 Are you all right? 1052 00:46:55,663 --> 00:46:57,422 -Yeah. -Okay. Well, we got to -- 1053 00:46:57,456 --> 00:46:59,560 We got to go. We got to go because he's gonna come back. 1054 00:46:59,594 --> 00:47:01,353 -[ Engine revs ] -Come on! 1055 00:47:01,387 --> 00:47:04,249 -Fuck! It's stuck. -Try going forward. 1056 00:47:04,284 --> 00:47:05,698 MAN: What the fuck?! 1057 00:47:05,732 --> 00:47:08,146 -Fuck. -Oh, fuck! 1058 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:09,836 Totaled by fuckin' Ranchero! 1059 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,318 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1060 00:47:11,353 --> 00:47:12,353 [ Engine revving ] 1061 00:47:12,387 --> 00:47:13,491 -Come on. -Fuck! 1062 00:47:13,525 --> 00:47:15,146 You fucking cocksuckers! 1063 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:17,077 -Hey. -B, hey, hey. 1064 00:47:17,111 --> 00:47:18,663 Get the fuck out of the car. 1065 00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:20,767 TORI: I can't get out of the fucking car. Listen to me. 1066 00:47:20,801 --> 00:47:23,456 What is with this door? Hey, you two bit fuckin' scumbag, 1067 00:47:23,491 --> 00:47:26,077 get the fuck out of the car. Come on. 1068 00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,629 -Oh, what the fuck? -Fuck! 1069 00:47:27,663 --> 00:47:29,180 Get out of the fucking car! 1070 00:47:29,215 --> 00:47:30,801 Oh, look, the paint's all fucked up, man! 1071 00:47:30,836 --> 00:47:33,111 I just got this detailed! 1072 00:47:33,146 --> 00:47:36,180 I'm calling the fuckin' cops on your ass, Tori. 1073 00:47:36,215 --> 00:47:37,525 -Hello? -Go now. 1074 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,215 -246 -- -Fuck. He's coming. 1075 00:47:39,249 --> 00:47:40,422 -[ Horn honking ] -He's right there! Hey! 1076 00:47:40,456 --> 00:47:42,249 He can't fucking hear you because -- 1077 00:47:42,284 --> 00:47:44,594 -Hey, behind you! -Hey, behind you! 1078 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:47,318 -Behind you! -No, no, no, no! 1079 00:47:47,353 --> 00:47:48,663 No! 1080 00:47:48,698 --> 00:47:50,836 -[ Horn honking ] -Stop fucking honking! 1081 00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,422 Oh! 1082 00:47:54,353 --> 00:47:55,767 Okay, go. 1083 00:47:55,801 --> 00:47:58,249 -[ Engine revving ] -Go, come on, let's go! 1084 00:47:58,284 --> 00:48:01,491 ROBBIE: I'm trying! 1085 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,284 Oh, oh! 1086 00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:05,732 [ Screams ] 1087 00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:10,043 Okay, okay! Fucking drive! 1088 00:48:15,422 --> 00:48:17,284 [ Groans ] 1089 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:29,146 No! No! No! 1090 00:48:29,836 --> 00:48:31,663 No! 1091 00:48:31,698 --> 00:48:34,870 Fucker! Robbie! No, fuck off! 1092 00:48:34,905 --> 00:48:36,629 Robbie! 1093 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:40,146 No! No! Robbie! No! 1094 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,801 Oh, fuck! 1095 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:45,456 No, Robbie. You got to get up. 1096 00:48:45,491 --> 00:48:48,180 You got to get up right now. Get up right now, come on! 1097 00:48:48,215 --> 00:48:51,077 Get your ass -- get your ass up, come on! 1098 00:48:51,111 --> 00:48:53,318 Get the fuck up, Robbie! 1099 00:48:53,353 --> 00:48:55,698 -[ Horn honking ] -Somebody help us! 1100 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:57,663 Where the fuck is everyone? 1101 00:48:57,698 --> 00:49:00,284 No! Robbie, Robbie, he's coming back. 1102 00:49:00,318 --> 00:49:01,836 -[ Horn honking ] -Come on, get up, get up. 1103 00:49:01,870 --> 00:49:03,801 Get it here, Robbie! 1104 00:49:03,836 --> 00:49:05,870 No! Behind you! 1105 00:49:05,905 --> 00:49:07,836 Behind you! 1106 00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:09,629 No! 1107 00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:12,594 Robbie! 1108 00:49:12,629 --> 00:49:15,560 [ Siren wailing ] 1109 00:49:17,249 --> 00:49:19,387 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 1110 00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:21,249 Hide! 1111 00:49:21,284 --> 00:49:22,663 Drop the weapon! 1112 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,525 Now! 1113 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,732 Hey! 1114 00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,249 Don't come any closer! 1115 00:49:27,284 --> 00:49:28,456 Kill this motherfucker! 1116 00:49:28,491 --> 00:49:31,732 Drop the weapon now! 1117 00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:35,698 [ Gunshots ] 1118 00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:38,594 [ Thuds ] 1119 00:49:40,767 --> 00:49:42,491 This is Officer Danny Davis. 1120 00:49:42,525 --> 00:49:44,767 I got at least three people down at 246 Chestnut. 1121 00:49:44,801 --> 00:49:48,456 Send back up and an ambulance immediately. 1122 00:49:48,698 --> 00:49:51,422 [ Tori gasping ] 1123 00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:53,318 [ Police radio chatter ] 1124 00:49:53,353 --> 00:49:55,249 It's gonna be okay. 1125 00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:56,560 Don't touch me. Don't touch me! 1126 00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,456 It's okay. Help is on the way. 1127 00:50:00,491 --> 00:50:02,215 Help is on the way, okay? 1128 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:05,180 -Are you sure he's dead? -Yes. He's dead. 1129 00:50:05,215 --> 00:50:07,353 He's dead. 1130 00:50:07,387 --> 00:50:09,318 He's not getting up. 1131 00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:12,732 I got you. 1132 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,249 Oh, Robbie. 1133 00:50:17,284 --> 00:50:19,353 -I got you. -Oh, Robbie. Robbie! 1134 00:50:19,387 --> 00:50:21,422 It's okay, it's okay. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. 1135 00:50:21,456 --> 00:50:25,525 Okay, stay calm. Help is on the way, alright? 1136 00:50:28,836 --> 00:50:32,525 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fi-- Watch your head. 1137 00:50:47,594 --> 00:50:49,284 Can you tell me what happened? 1138 00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:51,387 -You need to check the store. -What? 1139 00:50:51,422 --> 00:50:53,284 The toy store. You need to check the toy store. 1140 00:50:53,318 --> 00:50:55,111 Why? 1141 00:50:55,146 --> 00:50:58,215 Because that thing looks exactly like the Santa from the store. 1142 00:50:58,249 --> 00:51:00,353 You mean the T.W. Bonkers thing? 1143 00:51:00,387 --> 00:51:02,215 Yeah. 1144 00:51:02,249 --> 00:51:04,801 That fucking guy looks exactly like the thing from the store. 1145 00:51:04,836 --> 00:51:06,629 I can assure it's not on the same Santa. 1146 00:51:06,663 --> 00:51:08,767 No, no, that's -- I'm saying that maybe he took 1147 00:51:08,801 --> 00:51:10,560 the fucking suit or something. 1148 00:51:10,594 --> 00:51:13,629 And my friends, my friends were staying the night there, 1149 00:51:13,663 --> 00:51:15,801 and -- and maybe that fucker killed them and then took 1150 00:51:15,836 --> 00:51:17,284 the fucking suit. That's what I'm saying. 1151 00:51:17,318 --> 00:51:19,146 He didn't get that thing anywhere. 1152 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,594 You need to fucking check! Okay? 1153 00:51:20,629 --> 00:51:22,284 -There's only a few of us, okay? -I don't fucking care. 1154 00:51:22,318 --> 00:51:24,560 Listen to me. No one's been fucking listening to me. 1155 00:51:24,594 --> 00:51:25,836 There's only a few of us! 1156 00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:27,836 You need to do a fucking drive by! 1157 00:51:27,870 --> 00:51:29,698 -More people are gonna die! -Once everything -- 1158 00:51:29,732 --> 00:51:31,698 Once everything is all right, I can go back and do a check. 1159 00:51:31,732 --> 00:51:33,560 More people are gonna fucking die! 1160 00:51:33,594 --> 00:51:36,146 Calm down. 1161 00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:39,525 Shoot him! Fucking shoot him! 1162 00:51:48,663 --> 00:51:53,491 Blow his fucking head off, Davies, now! 1163 00:51:53,525 --> 00:51:55,387 [ Gun clicks ] 1164 00:51:55,422 --> 00:51:56,629 He's done for! 1165 00:51:56,663 --> 00:51:58,594 Ah! 1166 00:51:58,629 --> 00:52:00,836 Davies? 1167 00:52:04,836 --> 00:52:08,560 Davies? Davies, get the fuck up! 1168 00:52:08,594 --> 00:52:12,491 Hey! Oh, you fuckin' idiot! Come on! 1169 00:52:12,525 --> 00:52:14,387 Get up! 1170 00:52:14,422 --> 00:52:16,284 Behind you! 1171 00:52:16,318 --> 00:52:19,249 No, no, no, no, no! 1172 00:52:19,284 --> 00:52:20,663 [ Gasps ] 1173 00:52:20,698 --> 00:52:22,077 [ Gun cocks ] 1174 00:52:26,284 --> 00:52:27,525 [ Gun cocks ] 1175 00:52:28,422 --> 00:52:30,215 [ Grunts ] 1176 00:52:30,249 --> 00:52:32,043 [ Screams ] 1177 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,698 [ Tires squeal ] 1178 00:52:39,732 --> 00:52:41,422 [ Screams ] 1179 00:52:44,767 --> 00:52:46,767 [ Screaming ] 1180 00:52:48,525 --> 00:52:50,491 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1181 00:52:50,525 --> 00:52:52,111 Ho, ho, ho! 1182 00:52:52,146 --> 00:52:54,215 [ Distorted ] Merry Christmas. 1183 00:52:56,767 --> 00:52:58,698 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1184 00:52:59,387 --> 00:53:01,836 [ Engine revving ] 1185 00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:03,663 Okay, okay. 1186 00:53:03,698 --> 00:53:05,111 Okay, okay, okay. 1187 00:53:05,146 --> 00:53:08,077 [ Police radio chatter] 1188 00:53:08,111 --> 00:53:10,663 Hello? Officer Davis was killed, okay? 1189 00:53:10,698 --> 00:53:12,456 He's fucking dead. Is anyone there? 1190 00:53:12,491 --> 00:53:13,698 [ Static] 1191 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:15,111 Listen to me. 1192 00:53:15,146 --> 00:53:17,732 The officers going to 246 Chestnut 1193 00:53:17,767 --> 00:53:19,767 need to be fucking careful because the killer is 1194 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,422 still there, and he looks like fucking Santa, okay? 1195 00:53:22,456 --> 00:53:23,629 He's in a Santa costume. 1196 00:53:23,663 --> 00:53:25,836 Fuck! 1197 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,560 -[ Police radio chatter] -Oh, fuck. 1198 00:53:28,594 --> 00:53:31,767 Yes, go! 1199 00:53:31,801 --> 00:53:33,456 [ Sirens wailing ] 1200 00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:36,594 Hey! Hey! 1201 00:53:36,629 --> 00:53:39,284 Hey! 1202 00:53:39,318 --> 00:53:41,560 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1203 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:43,249 -Get on the ground! -No, I've been calling you! 1204 00:53:43,284 --> 00:53:45,560 Don't fuckin' move! On the ground! 1205 00:53:45,594 --> 00:53:47,629 -Get on the ground! -Get your hands on your head! 1206 00:53:47,663 --> 00:53:49,146 -I need your help! -Hands on your head. 1207 00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:50,629 -I need your -- -Get your fucking hands 1208 00:53:50,663 --> 00:53:52,249 -on your head! -Fine, I'm fucking sorry! 1209 00:53:52,284 --> 00:53:53,732 OFFICER: Get your hands on your fucking head! 1210 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:55,318 -No, no, no, I need your help. -Where's Davies? 1211 00:53:55,353 --> 00:53:57,456 I need your help. I need your fucking help, man. 1212 00:53:57,491 --> 00:54:00,215 Where is Davies? Get your hands behind your back. 1213 00:54:00,249 --> 00:54:01,870 He's dead, he's dead, he's dead. 1214 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,767 -What did you just say? -He's dead. He's fuckin' dead. 1215 00:54:03,801 --> 00:54:05,215 -[ Handcuffs click ] -They're all fucking dead. 1216 00:54:05,249 --> 00:54:06,456 -Bullshit! Where is he! -He's dead! 1217 00:54:06,491 --> 00:54:08,629 I've been trying to fucking tell you! 1218 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,525 -What did you do? -I didn't do anything? 1219 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,111 -I didn't do anything -What did you do? 1220 00:54:12,146 --> 00:54:15,215 I need your fuckin' help! I need your fuckin' help! 1221 00:54:15,249 --> 00:54:18,180 -Get up, sweetheart. Get up! -I need -- Ah! 1222 00:54:18,215 --> 00:54:20,491 [ Screams ] He's still there! 1223 00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,215 You need help, you need help. 1224 00:54:22,249 --> 00:54:24,525 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I call the shots! 1225 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,594 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. -Weston, you get down 1226 00:54:26,629 --> 00:54:29,077 to Chestnut. I'm taking her -- I'm taking you in. 1227 00:54:29,111 --> 00:54:30,456 You can't alone. You're gonna fuckin' die. 1228 00:54:30,491 --> 00:54:32,111 -Listen. -You need to call in some -- 1229 00:54:32,146 --> 00:54:33,836 -Hey! -You got to fuckin listen to me. 1230 00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:35,836 You're gonna fucking die. He killed everybody. 1231 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:40,560 -You need back up! -Get in the fuckin' car! 1232 00:54:40,594 --> 00:54:43,387 -You need back up! -Fuck! Shut the fuck up. 1233 00:54:43,422 --> 00:54:44,870 What do you want to do with Davies' car? 1234 00:54:44,905 --> 00:54:47,111 Nothing. Don't touch it. 1235 00:54:47,146 --> 00:54:48,629 Fucking crime scene. 1236 00:54:48,663 --> 00:54:50,560 I'll call and have it towed into the station. 1237 00:54:50,594 --> 00:54:52,732 Alright. Be safe. 1238 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:55,215 TORI: I need your fucking help. 1239 00:54:55,249 --> 00:54:59,594 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Do you fucking job. 1240 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:03,594 Shut the fuck up! 1241 00:55:03,629 --> 00:55:04,836 [ Police radio chatter ] 1242 00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:09,111 You can't send him there alone. 1243 00:55:09,146 --> 00:55:11,870 I don't think you're in any position to tell me what to do. 1244 00:55:11,905 --> 00:55:13,491 You know, you're in a world of hurt, lady. 1245 00:55:13,525 --> 00:55:15,249 -No fucking -- -You're in a world 1246 00:55:15,284 --> 00:55:16,767 -of fucking shit. -No fucking idea! 1247 00:55:16,801 --> 00:55:18,525 We caught you covered in blood and a missing cop -- 1248 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,594 MAN: Unit 17, Smith, you there? 1249 00:55:21,629 --> 00:55:24,249 Yeah. This is unit 17. This is Smith. Go ahead. 1250 00:55:24,284 --> 00:55:27,732 MAN: This is Lenny. We just got here. 1251 00:55:27,767 --> 00:55:30,594 It's a massacre, and we haven't even been inside yet. 1252 00:55:30,629 --> 00:55:32,629 Alright, copy that. Look, don't make a move, alright? 1253 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,249 Just hang back. Weston's on his way down there. 1254 00:55:36,284 --> 00:55:37,801 Any word from Renn County? 1255 00:55:37,836 --> 00:55:41,353 MAN: Just us right now, sir. 1256 00:55:41,387 --> 00:55:45,353 Any sign of Davies? 1257 00:55:45,387 --> 00:55:47,422 MAN: He's dead, sir. 1258 00:55:47,456 --> 00:55:52,215 Fuck! Fuck! Motherfucker! 1259 00:55:54,594 --> 00:55:57,318 I just saw you at Reggie's three goddamn hours ago. 1260 00:55:57,353 --> 00:55:58,594 I don't understand. 1261 00:55:58,629 --> 00:56:00,525 What is there to fucking understand? 1262 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,111 What I don't understand is the lax fucking attitude 1263 00:56:03,146 --> 00:56:04,525 when people are fucking dead. 1264 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,387 Look, Tori, we know you didn't murder anyone, 1265 00:56:06,422 --> 00:56:09,456 but we're having a hard time believing what you're saying. 1266 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,870 I'm having a hard time fucking believing it. Okay? 1267 00:56:11,905 --> 00:56:14,801 But I saw it. I saw it with my own goddamn eyes. 1268 00:56:14,836 --> 00:56:16,767 And my fucking eyes don't lie. Okay, Monroe? 1269 00:56:16,801 --> 00:56:18,836 Listen, I can smell the weed and whiskey on you 1270 00:56:18,870 --> 00:56:20,698 -from a mile away. -Yeah. So fucking what? 1271 00:56:20,732 --> 00:56:23,180 I smoked some weed. I had some fucking whiskey. 1272 00:56:23,215 --> 00:56:24,491 But that does not make you hallucinate. 1273 00:56:24,525 --> 00:56:26,180 I promise you. I promise you. 1274 00:56:26,215 --> 00:56:28,456 After what I saw, I'm sober. I'm sober as a fucking -- 1275 00:56:28,491 --> 00:56:30,698 Oh, that's good you're sober. Well, I hate to break it to you, 1276 00:56:30,732 --> 00:56:32,387 Ms. Tooms, but it is still illegal. 1277 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:35,215 Can you shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up! 1278 00:56:35,249 --> 00:56:37,525 My sister is dead! 1279 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,180 Okay? My fucking friends are dead. 1280 00:56:39,215 --> 00:56:40,525 Not that you give a fuck about him. 1281 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,801 But what are you going to do about it? 1282 00:56:41,836 --> 00:56:43,353 -What do you -- -Hey! Hey! 1283 00:56:43,387 --> 00:56:45,353 The best goddamn officer in this precinct is dead. 1284 00:56:45,387 --> 00:56:46,801 Now, if you want to be the one to tell his widow. 1285 00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:48,663 Oh, fuck. Debbie. Someone's got to tell Debbie. 1286 00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,525 Hey, hey, hey, Bobby. 1287 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,077 We're all getting a little emotional here. 1288 00:56:52,111 --> 00:56:54,732 Just cut it. Both of yous. You, sit down. 1289 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,594 Get this fucking off your fucking desk. 1290 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,491 [ Monroe sighs ] 1291 00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:06,698 Have you heard from the boys down at the scene yet? 1292 00:57:06,732 --> 00:57:08,318 Not since Renn County showed up. 1293 00:57:08,353 --> 00:57:10,629 They're still down there counting bodies. 1294 00:57:10,663 --> 00:57:13,525 Nothing about a killer Santa Claus either. 1295 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,318 MONROE: Well, why don't you give him a call? 1296 00:57:15,353 --> 00:57:18,560 It's been a little while now. See if they need any help. 1297 00:57:18,594 --> 00:57:20,111 I think they got it under control. 1298 00:57:20,146 --> 00:57:21,767 Double check. 1299 00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:30,387 Fuck! 1300 00:57:30,422 --> 00:57:33,594 You need to keep that asshole away from me, Monroe. 1301 00:57:33,629 --> 00:57:36,318 He's worked with Davies for over 15 years now. 1302 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,594 We're tight staff. Look around. 1303 00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:41,111 It's been a rough night for all of us. 1304 00:57:41,146 --> 00:57:42,594 -[ Laughing ] -Bear with us. 1305 00:57:42,629 --> 00:57:44,767 We'll do the same. 1306 00:57:44,801 --> 00:57:46,836 Just breathe. 1307 00:57:47,456 --> 00:57:49,077 [ Sighs ] 1308 00:57:54,353 --> 00:57:58,249 Okay, I'm going to brew a fresh pot of coffee. 1309 00:57:58,284 --> 00:57:59,663 There's a bathroom down the hall 1310 00:57:59,698 --> 00:58:02,043 if you want to clean yourself up some. 1311 00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:13,525 [ Electric buzzing ] 1312 00:58:15,215 --> 00:58:17,215 [ Sighs ] 1313 00:58:30,870 --> 00:58:33,111 [ Sighs ] 1314 00:59:00,629 --> 00:59:03,594 [ Indistinct talking in distance ] 1315 00:59:03,629 --> 00:59:05,560 SMITH: There is no fucking back up, man. 1316 00:59:05,594 --> 00:59:08,077 MONROE: Just hold on a second. Just hold on a second. 1317 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:09,698 We got to think this out. 1318 00:59:09,732 --> 00:59:11,111 TORI: Oh, shit. 1319 00:59:11,146 --> 00:59:12,353 Have tried the guys from Renn? 1320 00:59:12,387 --> 00:59:16,560 Yep, Renn, paramedics, Weston. 1321 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:17,698 Nothing. 1322 00:59:17,732 --> 00:59:19,456 CHP? Anything? 1323 00:59:19,491 --> 00:59:21,077 -Nope. -Hey. Hey. Hey. 1324 00:59:21,111 --> 00:59:22,663 -What's going on? -You coming with me or not? 1325 00:59:22,698 --> 00:59:25,180 TORI: Something happen? You guys can't go back to my house. 1326 00:59:25,215 --> 00:59:26,836 -I told you. -We're police, Tori. 1327 00:59:26,870 --> 00:59:28,629 -That's what we do. -Well, no. 1328 00:59:28,663 --> 00:59:30,353 You need to call the fucking National Guard or something. 1329 00:59:30,387 --> 00:59:32,629 He wiped everybody out. He's going to wipe you out! 1330 00:59:32,663 --> 00:59:34,594 Hey, you know, Monroe, maybe you should stay here. 1331 00:59:34,629 --> 00:59:36,249 You can, baby sit the little girl. 1332 00:59:36,284 --> 00:59:37,560 Okay, you know what? If you don't want to fucking 1333 00:59:37,594 --> 00:59:39,180 listen to me, you go out there and die. 1334 00:59:39,215 --> 00:59:40,629 Because, quite frankly, I don't fucking care. 1335 00:59:40,663 --> 00:59:43,318 Tori, we're going to go, we're gonna lock the door. 1336 00:59:43,353 --> 00:59:45,560 -No, no. -Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1337 00:59:45,594 --> 00:59:47,422 -[ Siren wailing ] -What is that? 1338 00:59:47,456 --> 00:59:49,387 Yeah. What the fuck is that? 1339 00:59:52,767 --> 00:59:54,387 That an ambulance? 1340 00:59:54,422 --> 00:59:57,249 Oh, fuck. It's him. 1341 00:59:57,284 --> 00:59:58,767 Oh, Santa Claus? 1342 00:59:58,801 --> 01:00:00,387 -Yeah, it's fuckin' Santa Claus. -Fuckin' Santa Claus! 1343 01:00:00,422 --> 01:00:03,111 It's the motherfucker that killed everybody. 1344 01:00:03,146 --> 01:00:04,698 Okay, okay, uh... 1345 01:00:04,732 --> 01:00:06,491 -Oh, fuck. -He's not stopping. 1346 01:00:06,525 --> 01:00:08,353 Fuck! 1347 01:00:08,387 --> 01:00:10,043 [ Explosion ] 1348 01:00:10,663 --> 01:00:13,663 [ Glass shattering ] 1349 01:00:19,870 --> 01:00:23,077 Fuck! Ah! 1350 01:00:23,111 --> 01:00:25,146 MONROE: Is everyone all right? 1351 01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:27,077 Yeah, I think I'm fine. 1352 01:00:27,111 --> 01:00:30,836 -Tori? -Uh, yeah. 1353 01:00:30,870 --> 01:00:34,077 [ Coughing ] 1354 01:00:34,111 --> 01:00:38,180 Jesus Christ. What the fuck was that? 1355 01:00:38,215 --> 01:00:41,870 Hey, Tori, take these, go to the holding room, 1356 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:43,387 lock yourself in. 1357 01:00:43,422 --> 01:00:45,422 No, no, no! There's fucking people dead. 1358 01:00:45,456 --> 01:00:47,698 You need to give me a gun. You need to give me a fucking gun. 1359 01:00:47,732 --> 01:00:49,525 -Where the driver? -You're 38. Give her your 38. 1360 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,215 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1361 01:00:51,249 --> 01:00:53,284 -Give me your fucking gun. -Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1362 01:00:53,318 --> 01:00:54,836 Hey, do you even know how to use that thing? 1363 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:56,663 TORI: Yeah. You aim is and pull the fucking trigger. 1364 01:00:56,698 --> 01:00:58,215 Yeah? 1365 01:00:58,249 --> 01:00:59,836 Let's go. 1366 01:01:05,422 --> 01:01:08,318 [ Panting ] 1367 01:01:13,146 --> 01:01:14,629 Cover me. 1368 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,387 Okay. I'm clear. 1369 01:01:25,422 --> 01:01:27,111 Tori, get in there! 1370 01:01:27,146 --> 01:01:29,422 Stay away from the fucking car! He's in there! 1371 01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,456 Do you see anything? 1372 01:01:36,525 --> 01:01:39,560 Something's not right. Something's not right! 1373 01:01:39,594 --> 01:01:41,836 Yeah, he's not fucking human. That's what's not right. 1374 01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:43,456 Do you see anything? 1375 01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:45,318 [ Screaming, gunshots ] 1376 01:01:45,353 --> 01:01:48,353 Monroe! Monroe! 1377 01:01:50,422 --> 01:01:52,180 Oh, fuck! 1378 01:01:53,146 --> 01:01:55,249 Where are you, motherfucker?! 1379 01:01:55,284 --> 01:01:57,111 Show yourself! 1380 01:01:57,146 --> 01:01:59,422 Get out of here now! 1381 01:01:59,456 --> 01:02:03,663 Come on, motherfucker! Let me see your face. 1382 01:02:03,698 --> 01:02:05,111 Hey! 1383 01:02:08,215 --> 01:02:09,732 Come on, fuck you! 1384 01:02:11,698 --> 01:02:13,836 Oh, no, wait! 1385 01:02:13,870 --> 01:02:15,387 No! No! 1386 01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:16,387 Aah! 1387 01:02:16,422 --> 01:02:19,525 Oh, fuck! 1388 01:02:23,215 --> 01:02:25,215 [ Siren wailing ] 1389 01:02:32,663 --> 01:02:34,180 [ Taser pops ] 1390 01:02:44,422 --> 01:02:46,801 Oh, God. Okay. 1391 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:13,353 Hello? Oh, fuck! 1392 01:03:13,387 --> 01:03:14,732 Fuck. 1393 01:03:27,111 --> 01:03:28,629 [ Gasps ] 1394 01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:35,043 Okay, okay, okay. 1395 01:03:35,629 --> 01:03:36,663 Uh... 1396 01:03:37,629 --> 01:03:39,077 Hello? 1397 01:03:39,456 --> 01:03:40,732 Hello? 1398 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:42,801 Fuck! 1399 01:03:51,111 --> 01:03:53,249 [ Police radio chatter] 1400 01:03:59,491 --> 01:04:01,215 [ Static] 1401 01:04:01,249 --> 01:04:03,594 Hello? Hello, is anyone there? 1402 01:04:03,629 --> 01:04:05,111 Dispatch, I'm at the fuckin' police station. 1403 01:04:05,146 --> 01:04:06,698 I need your help. 1404 01:04:06,732 --> 01:04:08,663 Hello? Someone fuckin' answer me, please. 1405 01:04:08,698 --> 01:04:10,456 Fuck! 1406 01:04:17,801 --> 01:04:22,284 [ Electricity powers down ] 1407 01:04:25,456 --> 01:04:27,387 [ Flames crackling ] 1408 01:04:30,836 --> 01:04:32,801 [ Panting ] 1409 01:04:40,525 --> 01:04:42,663 [ Crashing ] 1410 01:04:46,353 --> 01:04:48,111 [ Gasps ] 1411 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:01,111 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1412 01:05:35,698 --> 01:05:37,732 [ Clattering ] 1413 01:05:45,663 --> 01:05:47,801 [ Clattering ] 1414 01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:53,353 [ Glass shatters ] 1415 01:06:05,111 --> 01:06:07,249 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1416 01:06:14,215 --> 01:06:17,077 [ Glass shattering ] 1417 01:06:43,491 --> 01:06:46,077 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1418 01:07:02,870 --> 01:07:05,077 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1419 01:07:10,836 --> 01:07:12,077 [ Screams ] 1420 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,249 Fuck you! 1421 01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:15,870 [ Screams ] 1422 01:07:15,905 --> 01:07:19,422 No! No! No! 1423 01:07:19,456 --> 01:07:23,146 No! No! 1424 01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:26,284 No, no! No! 1425 01:07:26,318 --> 01:07:28,387 [ Taser crackling ] 1426 01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:31,663 -[ Taser crackling ] -[ Screaming ] 1427 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:37,663 [ Panting ] 1428 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,491 [ Sighs ] 1429 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:48,146 [ Spits ] 1430 01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:50,594 Fucking cocksucker! 1431 01:07:50,629 --> 01:07:52,146 [ Panting ] 1432 01:08:00,318 --> 01:08:02,525 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1433 01:08:04,215 --> 01:08:06,111 [ Panting ] 1434 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,836 Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me? 1435 01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:18,594 Everybody's fucking dead! Please, someone, please! 1436 01:08:18,629 --> 01:08:20,663 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1437 01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:24,767 Fuck! Okay. Come on, come on, come on. 1438 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:27,387 -[ Engine sputters ] -Yes, come on! Come on! 1439 01:08:27,422 --> 01:08:29,525 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1440 01:08:30,146 --> 01:08:31,180 [ Engine starts ] 1441 01:08:31,215 --> 01:08:33,111 Yes! Yes! 1442 01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:34,629 Ah! 1443 01:08:34,663 --> 01:08:36,525 [ Running footsteps ] 1444 01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:43,215 [ Tires squealing ] 1445 01:08:58,387 --> 01:09:00,698 Oh, fuck! 1446 01:09:00,732 --> 01:09:02,146 Fuck! 1447 01:09:03,215 --> 01:09:04,836 Fuck you! No! 1448 01:09:09,318 --> 01:09:10,663 [ Tires squeal ] 1449 01:09:12,663 --> 01:09:14,767 [ Tires squeal ] 1450 01:09:20,318 --> 01:09:21,629 Fuck you! 1451 01:09:24,525 --> 01:09:25,525 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1452 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,801 No! No! 1453 01:09:27,836 --> 01:09:29,594 No! 1454 01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:33,215 What the fuck?! Fuck! 1455 01:09:35,387 --> 01:09:37,180 Fuck you! 1456 01:10:55,387 --> 01:10:57,525 [ Screams ] 1457 01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:05,180 [ Groans ] 1458 01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:26,387 [ Thudding ] 1459 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,318 [ Grunts ] 1460 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:01,146 [ Explosion ] 1461 01:12:18,422 --> 01:12:22,249 [ Metal clanging ] 1462 01:12:32,698 --> 01:12:34,111 [ Grunts ] 1463 01:12:34,146 --> 01:12:35,422 Fuck! 1464 01:12:42,870 --> 01:12:45,284 [ Panting ] 1465 01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:50,422 [ Grunts ] 1466 01:12:50,456 --> 01:12:51,698 Fuck! 1467 01:12:52,663 --> 01:12:54,836 -[ Glass shatters ] -Fuck! 1468 01:12:57,249 --> 01:12:59,111 [ Grunts ] 1469 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:20,560 [ Groans ] 1470 01:13:23,146 --> 01:13:24,801 [ Sighs ] 1471 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,594 [ Flames crackling ] 1472 01:13:30,629 --> 01:13:32,732 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1473 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,491 [ Sighs ] 1474 01:14:01,422 --> 01:14:03,422 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1475 01:14:41,422 --> 01:14:44,663 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1476 01:15:05,594 --> 01:15:07,422 [ Panting ] 1477 01:15:07,732 --> 01:15:09,801 What the fuck?! 1478 01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:14,801 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1479 01:15:18,629 --> 01:15:21,594 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1480 01:15:47,663 --> 01:15:49,663 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1481 01:16:10,491 --> 01:16:12,698 [ Crackling ] 1482 01:16:23,698 --> 01:16:25,560 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1483 01:16:37,353 --> 01:16:40,456 [ Crackling ] 1484 01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:02,663 [ Screams ] 1485 01:17:02,698 --> 01:17:04,629 [ Crackling ] 1486 01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:09,180 [ Screaming ] 1487 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,767 [ Sighs ] 1488 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,215 [ Screams ] 1489 01:17:26,318 --> 01:17:28,387 [ Crackling ] 1490 01:17:44,767 --> 01:17:46,732 [ Groans ] 1491 01:17:56,801 --> 01:17:59,767 [ Panting ] 1492 01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,491 Okay. 1493 01:18:02,836 --> 01:18:04,318 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1494 01:18:07,491 --> 01:18:10,836 [ Whirring ] 1495 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,698 No, no, no, no! 1496 01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:16,284 No! 1497 01:18:16,318 --> 01:18:18,387 [ Gasping ] 1498 01:18:25,732 --> 01:18:28,318 [ Crackling ] 1499 01:18:32,698 --> 01:18:34,249 [ Gasps ] 1500 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,801 Oh, fuck. 1501 01:18:54,249 --> 01:18:55,836 Fuck! 1502 01:18:55,870 --> 01:18:59,111 Come on. Come on. 1503 01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:01,836 [ Crackling ] 1504 01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:04,284 Come on! No, no, no! 1505 01:19:04,318 --> 01:19:06,249 Come on! 1506 01:19:06,284 --> 01:19:08,215 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, come on! 1507 01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:13,284 Come on! Fuck you! 1508 01:19:13,318 --> 01:19:15,111 [ Screams ] 1509 01:19:16,801 --> 01:19:19,215 Oh, fuck! 1510 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:22,663 [ Crackling ] 1511 01:19:30,836 --> 01:19:33,146 [ Groans ] 1512 01:19:34,284 --> 01:19:36,111 [ Screams ] 1513 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,456 [ Gasps ] 1514 01:19:38,491 --> 01:19:40,663 [ Screams ] 1515 01:19:43,318 --> 01:19:45,249 [ Crackling ] 1516 01:19:48,870 --> 01:19:51,387 [ Screams ] 1517 01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:03,146 [ Gasps ] 1518 01:20:04,146 --> 01:20:05,663 Oh, fuck! 1519 01:20:05,698 --> 01:20:08,180 [ Crackling ] 1520 01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:16,836 [ Screams ] 1521 01:20:20,387 --> 01:20:21,663 [ Gasps ] 1522 01:20:21,698 --> 01:20:24,698 [ Crackling ] 1523 01:20:26,594 --> 01:20:28,629 [ Gasps ] 1524 01:20:28,663 --> 01:20:30,698 [ Groans ] 1525 01:20:32,663 --> 01:20:35,215 [ Crackling ] 1526 01:20:37,663 --> 01:20:39,491 [ Screams ] 1527 01:20:42,525 --> 01:20:45,422 [ Screaming ] 1528 01:20:51,629 --> 01:20:53,560 [ Screams ] 1529 01:20:57,629 --> 01:20:59,732 [ Crackling ] 1530 01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:11,560 [ Screams ] No! 1531 01:21:11,594 --> 01:21:13,767 [ Screaming ] 1532 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,525 Fuck! No! 1533 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:25,663 [ Crackling ] 1534 01:21:28,353 --> 01:21:30,387 [ Groans ] 1535 01:21:31,111 --> 01:21:33,284 [ Screams ] 1536 01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:38,732 [ Gasping ] 1537 01:21:39,698 --> 01:21:41,698 [ Crackling ] 1538 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,594 No! No! 1539 01:21:49,456 --> 01:21:52,560 No! No! No! 1540 01:21:52,594 --> 01:21:54,629 Fuck! Fuck! 1541 01:21:57,422 --> 01:21:59,318 Ah! Fuck! 1542 01:22:03,663 --> 01:22:06,525 [ Screams ] 1543 01:22:09,353 --> 01:22:10,801 [ Grunts ] 1544 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,422 [ Screams ] 1545 01:22:20,767 --> 01:22:23,732 [ Crackling ] 1546 01:22:29,594 --> 01:22:32,456 [ Screams ] 1547 01:22:38,836 --> 01:22:48,560 ♪♪ 1548 01:22:48,594 --> 01:22:58,353 ♪♪ 1549 01:22:58,387 --> 01:23:08,111 ♪♪ 1550 01:23:08,146 --> 01:23:17,698 ♪♪ 1551 01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:27,491 ♪♪ 1552 01:23:27,525 --> 01:23:37,249 ♪♪ 1553 01:23:37,284 --> 01:23:46,836 ♪♪ 1554 01:23:46,870 --> 01:23:56,594 ♪♪ 1555 01:23:56,629 --> 01:24:06,387 ♪♪ 1556 01:24:06,422 --> 01:24:16,146 ♪♪ 1557 01:24:16,180 --> 01:24:25,732 ♪♪ 1558 01:24:25,767 --> 01:24:35,525 ♪♪ 1559 01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:45,284 ♪♪ 1560 01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:54,870 ♪♪ 1561 01:24:54,905 --> 01:25:04,663 ♪♪ 1562 01:25:04,698 --> 01:25:14,422 ♪♪ 1563 01:25:14,456 --> 01:25:24,180 ♪♪ 1564 01:25:24,215 --> 01:25:33,801 ♪♪ 1565 01:25:33,836 --> 01:25:43,560 ♪♪ 1566 01:25:43,594 --> 01:25:53,318 ♪♪ 1567 01:25:53,353 --> 01:26:03,077 ♪♪ 1568 01:26:03,111 --> 01:26:12,698 ♪♪ 1569 01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:22,456 ♪♪ 1570 01:26:22,491 --> 01:26:32,215 ♪♪ 1571 01:26:32,249 --> 01:26:41,836 ♪♪ 1572 01:26:41,870 --> 01:26:51,629 ♪♪